I was walking along the beach one time when I came across a 96 year old woman & in a wheenchair, she was crying.
I stopped & asked her why she was crying & she told me that she was 96 years old & had never been kissed before.
Not being a heartless bastard, I gave the old lady a kiss & brightened her day, though that brightness was short lived because she started crying again a few seconds after that.
This time when I asked her why she was crying she told me she had never been fucked before.
I was shocked at first, but we just happened to be a short walk from the pier & I noticed nobody was out on the end, so I started wheeling her out to the end of the pier.
We got to the end of the pier next to a bench & I made another quick check to make sure nobody was around, then I picked her up out of the wheelchair, stepped up onto the bench, & tossed her over the rail.
Before she could start crying again I leaned over the rail & yelled "Now you're fucked !".
"It looks like chicken may be the closest among all species that are present in today's databases for proteins and genomes," one of the scientists interviewed said."
And right before the tyranasaur swallowed monkey, monkey chanted a curse, a curse that one day the tyranasaurs would become slaves to the monkey.
The powerpuff girls called, they said your plan will never work because small children tend to put everything in their mouth & somthing the size of a dime would choke them sooner or later.
Bosses are tricky creatures, it's much more effective to just do somthing & pretend they're brilliant when they send out a memo informing everyone that they've devoloped a new procedure.
Just out of curiosity, was the 3 week difference taken into account ?
It would be kinda funny if the savings was 3 weeks worth of power & nobody caught it because of a bug in DST on computers.
In an age where people understand such development principles like Moore's Law, you would think that people would have a little more imagination when it comes to the future of resource exploration in the next century or so.
We like to leave the nuc-u-ler science stuff up to the experts.
Come on now, that's little like saying a dog owner puts their dog in the yard for the specific purpose of biting people.
In actuality the dog is there to make burglars think twice about burgling.
There's a sign on the fence, if you get bit it's your own dumbass fault.
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Odd, that's exactly where & when my new girlfriend is supposed to take me snipe hunting.
Call Microsoft & get the key to the back door.
Whoops, sorry, I thought this was to the other reply I made.
I was more or less hinting that we could keep track of good batches of steaks, but to each their own.
Untill they figure out that we're not only killing the animals, we're killing them over & over again.
Hey earl, you remember them steaks you got last week ?
What was the batch number on those ?
I was walking along the beach one time when I came across a 96 year old woman & in a wheenchair, she was crying.
I stopped & asked her why she was crying & she told me that she was 96 years old & had never been kissed before.
Not being a heartless bastard, I gave the old lady a kiss & brightened her day, though that brightness was short lived because she started crying again a few seconds after that.
This time when I asked her why she was crying she told me she had never been fucked before.
I was shocked at first, but we just happened to be a short walk from the pier & I noticed nobody was out on the end, so I started wheeling her out to the end of the pier.
We got to the end of the pier next to a bench & I made another quick check to make sure nobody was around, then I picked her up out of the wheelchair, stepped up onto the bench, & tossed her over the rail.
Before she could start crying again I leaned over the rail & yelled "Now you're fucked !".
And right before the tyranasaur swallowed monkey, monkey chanted a curse, a curse that one day the tyranasaurs would become slaves to the monkey.
Wouldn't it be more fun to get them used to being able to rip you off, then send them a real lemon ?
I'm well aware of the terminology, I'm also well aware that you don't sell a fisherman tuna.
Chew on that one for awhile.
As far as I know, people take much better to being "accounted for" than they do being "hacked".
The powerpuff girls called, they said your plan will never work because small children tend to put everything in their mouth & somthing the size of a dime would choke them sooner or later.
Maybe, but what happens when your public relations go down the toilet because you have a bunch of "hackers" working for you ?
I guess he's just an outside the box kinda guy.
Bosses are tricky creatures, it's much more effective to just do somthing & pretend they're brilliant when they send out a memo informing everyone that they've devoloped a new procedure.
Well I've got a baseball bat & you're not wearing knee pads, any questions ?
Just out of curiosity, was the 3 week difference taken into account ?
It would be kinda funny if the savings was 3 weeks worth of power & nobody caught it because of a bug in DST on computers.
It's no hoax folks.
April Fools' day was moved to April 2nd when the United States adjusted Daylight Savings Time this year.
*thunk*
Ow ! my finger.
Damn, you've got a hard head.
If America pisses Russia off enough, they might be able to get it delivered for free.
We like to leave the nuc-u-ler science stuff up to the experts.
I live in Florida.
You've been watching the news & paying attention to oddball cases for too long.
That stuff happens, but not nearly as often as you make it sound.
Come on now, that's little like saying a dog owner puts their dog in the yard for the specific purpose of biting people.
In actuality the dog is there to make burglars think twice about burgling.
There's a sign on the fence, if you get bit it's your own dumbass fault.
Great way to weasel out of a question there slicky McWannabe. ;)
Damn hippy moderators.