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  1. Re:Depth perception on Seeing Color in the Night · · Score: 1

    I understand that taking advice from someone who isn't a professional is ignorant.
    Are you a professional or not ?

  2. Free as in beer on USDTV Subscribers Gouged For Linux USB Keys · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Damn hippies.

  3. Re:Depth perception on Seeing Color in the Night · · Score: 1

    So you're saying you're a tax professional ?

  4. Re:double sided phone? on Samsung's UpStage Looks To Trump iPhone · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want to buy a stylish extra-protective cover if they didn't ?
    Gosh, don't you know anything ?

  5. Prior Art on Scientists Create Sheep That Are 15 Percent Human · · Score: 1

    The better not try to patent it, I guarentee my Uncle billy-bob has prior art on mixing sheep & human genes.

  6. Re:I love these content-free articles on What to Do When Your Security is Breached · · Score: 0, Troll

    Two questions.
    1) If sterile water is unavailable, will non-sterile water work well enough ?
    2) Is non-sterile gauze cheaper than sterile gauze, & if so, where can it be purchased ?

  7. Re:Depth perception on Seeing Color in the Night · · Score: 1

    I hope you're not a tax professional, if you are you must either provide shitty service, or dip into what people should be keeping for themselves.

  8. Re:From the general on Seeing Color in the Night · · Score: 1

    "Bring me my brown pants !"

  9. Re:Depth perception on Seeing Color in the Night · · Score: 1

    And yes, I do bitch about my tax money being spent on the military: I can think of many better things to spend $1 TRILLION on than an unjustified war.

    I'm sure you're pretty smart in other areas, but that's an ignorant statement.
    Instead of forking over tax money & being worried about what it gets spent on, then bitching about your own mistake, why don't you donate that money to causes you're happy with, or better yet start your own cause, then in either scenario, write it off on your taxes at the end of the year ?

    The only thing between you & doing that is your own arrogance on the subject.
  10. Rare diamond on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 1

    What's rare about this diamond, does it have a cloudy likeness of Bill Gates stained into it or somthing ?

  11. Re:Creating it is only half the battle on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 1

    Now if we could just figure out how to provide one of these for each undernourished, undereducated child in Africa.

    Yes, so that instead of having the rest of the internet flame them for being poor, they can instead be flamed by the rest of the internet for having a $1 million laptop & barely anything to eat.

    That would top even the 1981 Buick Roadmasters with $6,000 rims on them.
  12. Re:Rare diamond? on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed. Why not take a $4K Thinkpad and dip in to gold, and then take that and dip it in platinum, and then take the whole thing and roll in spotted-owl feathers?

    I'm pretty sure that voids the warrenty.
  13. Re:Marketing IS deception on Is Flixster Using Deceptive Viral Practices? · · Score: 1

    Wait a second, is that an old Viagra ad ?

  14. Re:Marketing IS deception on Is Flixster Using Deceptive Viral Practices? · · Score: 1

    Some advertising [wikipedia.org]. What's deceptive about it?

    If someone who can read Japanese would translate that I could pick it appart.

    But since I don't read Japanese, I can only go by the guy named Jeramiah on the bottom who thinks he's a bullfrog.

    Jeramiahs' shoulders aren't that big, they used that to decieve the potential customer into believing either, they would be big & strong, or that the advertiser was.
  15. Marketing IS deception on Is Flixster Using Deceptive Viral Practices? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Name any marketing campaign ever done by any company & I bet at least one person here at Slashdot can come up with at least one thing deceptive about each of them.

  16. Re:Why I don't vote on Voters Vote Yes, County Says No · · Score: 1

    I'm more worried about them letting my balls get cold, because you see, I don't work either.
    I figure why pay taxes if I don't work.

  17. Re:Why I don't vote on Voters Vote Yes, County Says No · · Score: 1

    Sounds good to me, I don't pay taxes either.
    I figure I didn't vote for the people in office, why should I support their wacky causes.

  18. Re:Why I don't vote on Voters Vote Yes, County Says No · · Score: 1

    No no, you got me all wrong, see, I'm not advocating "vote buying" in the sense you seem to be hinting, I'm suggesting I get paid to take the time to vote.
    My selection will be made according to who I'm likely to benefit more from having in office.

  19. Re:Why I don't vote on Voters Vote Yes, County Says No · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hey, I'm an American pal.

    That means I'm free to use any argument I want to make up my mind, no matter how ignorant, stupid, or not your opinion it is.

    If you want me to vote, you're going to have to pay me to do it, just like any other work.

  20. Re:Go with the flow on Apple TV Already Being Hacked · · Score: 1

    If you posess the aptitude to bypass harder measures anyway, that's probably true.

  21. Why I don't vote on Voters Vote Yes, County Says No · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is exactly why I don't vote, & never will.

  22. Re:Go with the flow on Apple TV Already Being Hacked · · Score: 1

    Choosing 'username:frontrow, password:frontrow' for the device shows they sure didn't intent to make it very hard.

    It's harder than "username:admin, password:admin".
  23. Re:Oblig. on Single Gene Gives Mice Three-Color Vision · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here she comes !
    Do you think she'll notice me ?

  24. Re:The Ultimate .Forward on Spammer That Sued Spamhaus Now Sued for Spamming · · Score: 1

    Much less, last I heard India was doing invasions for R1000.

  25. Go with the flow on Apple TV Already Being Hacked · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did Apple intend for the Apple TV to be so easy to upgrade and hack?

    I don't think it was intent to "be easy to upgrade & hack" as it was realizing how much time & resources get wasted by other companies trying to achieve somthing that's not possible.