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  1. Re:Why not? on New Vote on .xxx Internet Address Nears · · Score: 1

    So why is it called XXX ?
    Is that not Tripple x-rated ?

  2. Re:Why not? on New Vote on .xxx Internet Address Nears · · Score: 1

    Surgery being x-rated, imagine that.

  3. Re:Why not? on New Vote on .xxx Internet Address Nears · · Score: 1

    So who decides what goes in the .xxx domain? Who decides what is porn?

    Well, if we quit sitting here with our thumbs in our asses talking about it, WE do.

    If it has an concentrated level of nerve endings in it, & you can see it, it's porn.
  4. Re:Why not? on New Vote on .xxx Internet Address Nears · · Score: 1

    The reason it's being fought against is simple.
    If it's blantently labeled, nobody has an excuse to be looking at it when they get caught.

  5. How to get people to click ads on Ergonomic Software Eliminates Mouse Clicking · · Score: 1

    Finally an answer to the ever popular question of how to get people to click on advertisements.

  6. Smarter than you think on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1

    They're only smart if they know enough to lie to the people doing the study about what they listen to.

  7. Confused on Yes Virginia, ISPs Have Silently Blocked Web Sites · · Score: 1

    So, does this mean my ISP is filtering Bennett Haseltons' website, or did it get Slashdotted ?

  8. How's that saying go ? on Slobs Found To Be More Productive Than Neatniks · · Score: 1

    One mans' trash can, is another mans' organizer ?

  9. The day has come on How Apple Orchestrated Attack On Researchers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is fucking funny.

  10. Ooooooh, ok on Companies Asked to Donate Unused Patents · · Score: 1

    I think I'm starting to see how patenting spurs progress rather than hinders it.
    Without the incentive patents provide, theese ideas may never have left the heads of the inventors.

    They might be untouchable right now, but at least they're on the table, like cornbread & cookies.

  11. NFSHP on Video Racing Games May Spur Risky Driving · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to say much, but I will tell you it was about the same time Need For Speed Hot Pursuit was still new that I found out a 1985 Honda Accord could survive city dumpsters & 1-2 feet of air under the tires.

  12. It's that time of the month again on April to See Month of MySpace Bugs · · Score: 1

    It's like PMS, but all month long !

  13. Re:Very old news on CPR Not as Effective as Chest Compressions Alone · · Score: 1

    See you in court bitch, the whole Slashdot audience witnessed you assault me when I tried to explain that to you, I was in fear that if I didn't do somthing, I could be laying there next to that poor bastard.

  14. Re:Isn't it ironic? on Beef Up Your Wireless Router · · Score: 1

    It was either that, or thousands of "mission icon" bug reports.

  15. Light cord on Beef Up Your Wireless Router · · Score: 1

    This isn't like the time they told me to solder the ends of a light cord to my modem to make my internet faster is it ?

  16. Re:Who is redrum? on "Market Share" "Installed Base" and Consumer Electronics · · Score: 2, Funny

    While you suck on pop music and network television, the rest of us will be changing the world.

    You're not going to get rid of the pop music & network television are you ?
    I don't think you realize how long it took to get that automated babysitter working like it does.
  17. Re:Very old news on CPR Not as Effective as Chest Compressions Alone · · Score: 1

    If you don't stay current and perform an inadequate CPR technique

    Maam, my certification expired last year & they've updated the technique, I could actually end up killing your husband.

    *SLAP*

    Sorry maam, don't know what I was thinking.
    one 1000, two...
  18. Re:The future on Friends Swap Twitters, and Frustration · · Score: 1

    I dunno about clappers.
    I could see it being given a COCK address & configurable through wi-fi though.

  19. Reinventing the wheel ? on Nanotechnology Reveals Hidden Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    How does it make current practices more efficient ?
    What does it show us that we couldn't see before ?

    By the sounds of the article, I thought maybe we'd discovered a way to uncover nano-prints left behind by people wearing gloves or somthing.

  20. Re:The future on Friends Swap Twitters, and Frustration · · Score: 1

    Sorry, forgot to mention they'll also be run by the next version of Windows, "Windows Missedya".
    The initiation by the colon is behavior by design, intended to give you the opportunity to override the sphincter & shit all over yourself if you so desire.

  21. The future on Friends Swap Twitters, and Frustration · · Score: 4, Funny

    At this rate, when we're all in our 80s, our colons will be sending instant messages to our brains reminding us not to shit all over ourselves.

  22. Re:this coupldn't be more off topic if it tried on ISPs May Be Selling Your Web Clicks · · Score: 1

    I'm tryin, but someone rigged it so I have to have points to take them away.
    It's like applying for a loan at the bank all over again.

  23. Re:bring it on on ISPs May Be Selling Your Web Clicks · · Score: 1

    It's no good if you know you're being watched.
    They want to know what you do when you think nobody is looking.

  24. Re:Insert joke here on ISPs May Be Selling Your Web Clicks · · Score: 2, Funny

    It has Abbot & Costello written all over it.

  25. Re:Is this legal? on ISPs May Be Selling Your Web Clicks · · Score: 1

    This is what scares me, I clicked "I agree" on my 38-page SBC DSL contract without reading the fine lines.

    Alas, gone are the days when they made all the important stuff real small & stuck it at the bottom so you could find it easily.