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Woman Wins Right to Criticize Surgeon on Website

Scoopy writes "The website of a cosmetic surgery patient critical of her Sacramento surgeon's work is protected free speech, an appeals court said in an opinion that could have statewide implications. The website contains before and after photographs of 33-year-old Georgette Gilbert, who said the surgery left her with one eyebrow higher than the other and a surprised look permanently affixed to her face. The website was challenged in a defamation suit filed by surgeon Jonathan Sykes, a prominent professor and television commentator on the subject of cosmetic surgery. Although the Sacramento-based 3rd District Court of Appeal only mentions Sykes, the opinion suggests that others who use 'hot topics' of public interest in their advertisements and promotions may shed protections against defamation afforded to ordinary citizens."

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  1. According to courtroom reporters... by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...The woman looked very surprised at the verdict.

    1. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by magicchex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, she looked fine before the surgery. She claims she was at a low point in her life and so on, and didn't even consider surgery till only 3 weeks before she got it. What do you expect when you make such a serious decision on such short notice while admittedly depressed?

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    2. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by inphorm · · Score: 0

      Lol too funny..

      - paul

    3. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by fredrated · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What do you expect when you make such a serious decision on such short notice while admittedly depressed?"

      Are you saying that under these circumstances one should expect a shitty job? What, does your depression somehow affect the surgeon?

    4. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by magicchex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I mean is that when you're depressed and willing to go under the knife three weeks after you first considered the option, you're obviously not doing the sort of research and thinking that should go into this kind of decision. Of course the doctor is still at fault for botching the surgery but she probably could have avoided the entire ordeal if she went about it a little smarter.

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    5. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by mfh · · Score: 1

      ...The woman looked very surprised at the verdict.
      No that was the lawyer's bill.
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    6. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by CortoMaltese · · Score: 3, Funny

      Honestly, she looked fine before the surgery. We could just post the pics to hotornot and see which one comes out as the winner. Cutornot?
    7. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by _7miracles · · Score: 1

      Doctor cuts her: 1) face 2) wallet, Lawyer cuts 1) her wallet 2) her doctor's wallet Result: Lawyer could be less evil than doctor (sometimes) Kidding...

    8. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by darkonc · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, as a general rule, I'd expect that the "director of facial plastic and reconstructive surgery at UC Davis Medical Center." is, at worst, not likely to be a fly-by-night quack.

      No matter how good he is, however, a bad result is always a possibility (even if remote). That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail -- if only as a warning of what really can go wrong if you're unlucky. I know one woman who is intensely ashamed of her breasts as a result of the side effects of augmentation surgery. She will no longer wear revealing clothing, because it's too likely to expose the scarring.

      That's not the kind of information that you're likely to get in the advertising brochures, or the 'reality television' shows that ("incidently") highlight a different plastic surgeon every week.

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    9. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by balloonhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      surgeons say that if you haven't had enough complications, you haven't done enough surgery. They are a statistical thing. The guy clearly is well qualified, and perfectly capable of doing the surgery, technically.

      The difficulty here is whether or not she can complain about it - and I would say that she can, but not the way she has done.

      Calling it a 'botch' implies that it was done badly. The only way to check this is to look at perhaps the last 1000 patients and see if his results are acceptable or not. Medical confidentiality would mean this would have to be done by internal audit, unless those patients volunteered (which would likely mean all the unhappy customers come forward, skewing results).

      Maybe if she could prove he was drunk during the operation or something that would also qualify.

      As it is, I think it is fair for her to put up before and after pictures, say who did the surgery, say that she is unhappy, and really do all sorts of free speech things that don't amount to libel.

      What if he has the best results of any surgeon, ever, and this is the first 'poor' outcome? That hardly makes it a botch - just her more unlucky.

      About 2% of medical negligence cases are found against the doctor. There are often a lot of emotional issues - and she has admitted to these.

      I will assume that she also signed an informed consent document which listed all the possible adverse outcomes - such as disfigurement, scarring, infection, death, spontaneous combustion. Maybe she should have weighed up those small but significant risks beforehand a bit more.

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    10. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What I mean is that when you're depressed and willing to go under the knife three weeks after you first considered the option, you're obviously not doing the sort of research and thinking that should go into this kind of decision.

      That is correct, and quite obvious. However, it is irrelevant to the quality of the surgery. Bringing it up smacks of blaming the victim. If that was not your intention, then you should not have brought it up.

    11. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by finity · · Score: 1
      I had this old Boy Scout leader that would tell us:
      "Even if it's an accident, it still has to be somebody's fault."
      Unless she flinched during the operation, or accidentally marked the "permanently surprised" checkbox on her plastic surgery sheet, I'd say it's the doctor's fault. Even if he's not guilty of negligence, he did it. It's kind of cheating to say she's just unlucky...

      On the other hand, I sure as heck wouldn't want to be an MD. They may get paid well, but they must have a lot of stress...

    12. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's got a tail too?!? No wonder she's mad! Don't go anywhere near this doctor LOLZ!

    13. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Mistlefoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The last 1000 patients have nothing to do with her case.

      That is like arguing that the car accident that I just caused was not my fault, as statistically speaking I drove the previous few 100,000 miles without an accident and was, statistically due.

      There is an inherent risk every time I drive that something may go wrong but I am still responsible for any accident that happens IF I messed up.

      I have no idea whether or not he messed up but clearly stats have little to do with that.

    14. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by _7miracles · · Score: 1

      > Life isn't about winning the lottery. It's about feeling like you could.

      Verdict: lottery is just a feeling...

    15. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

      Calling it a 'botch' implies that it was done badly. The only way to check this is to look at perhaps the last 1000 patients and see if his results are acceptable or not. Medical confidentiality would mean this would have to be done by internal audit, unless those patients volunteered (which would likely mean all the unhappy customers come forward, skewing results).
      Well, I would add that done badly from clumsiness or from mistakes. that being said, she did win a malpractice case against him for this surgery dor around 13mill before making the website.

      We heard about this back in 2006
      . It was pretty amazing that she got it overturned.
    16. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      umm... thats the wrong link. And i don't seem to be able to find the right one.

    17. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She had on her O face

    18. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I mean is that when you're depressed and willing to go under the knife three weeks after you first considered the option, you're obviously not doing the sort of research and thinking that should go into this kind of decision. That is correct, and quite obvious. However, it is irrelevant to the quality of the surgery. Bringing it up smacks of blaming the victim. If that was not your intention, then you should not have brought it up. More to the point - did the doctor take advantage of her depression to line his pocket with a few more bucks? A reputable plastic surgeon should, IMO, try to counsel people against having plastic surgery if he/she notices signs of depression. All too often, however, these alleged professionals are simply trying to maximize their cash flow, without regard to what's best for the patient.

      There are a few cases where the victim shares part of the blame. For instance, if the doctor warns the patient that because of certain factors the risk of complications is much higher for her than for most other patients, but the patient absolutely insists on the surgery. But even in such cases, the doctor still has some responsibility.

      In this case, since she won a malpractice suit against the doctor, it's most likely that she is NOT to blame. Though there's no guarantee on that - she may simply have had a very good lawyer, who successfully played the "pity" card to win with an otherwise marginal case.
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    19. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by rbanffy · · Score: 0

      I expect a competent professional to inform me competently and, if requested, perform the job he was hired for in a competent way.

    20. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your Boy Scout leader needs to work on his philosophy.

      When there is an accident, it could be that some person is totally at fault, but it could also be that no one is at fault... most situations are somewhere in between.

      For an extreme example: if a meteorite punches through the roof of a bus, killing the driver instantly, and thereby causing the bus to plunge over an embankment a few seconds later, then who is at fault?

    21. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by balloonhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The last 1000 patients tell you if his outcomes are as expected, better than expected, or worse than expected.

      As I already said, complications are a statistical fact regardless of whether the surgeon makes mistakes or not.

      If he did the surgery expertly, and the poor outcome was for reasons other than what was in his control - then that's simply not his fault.

      This has no comparison to driving. This is accepted medical fact, studied at length by a great number of researchers, with consistent findings of rates of infection in a number of circumstances.

      If she had died unexpectedly as a result of the anaesthetic - statistically a 1 in 250 000 chance - then that's out of his control.

      If she had a post-operative infection - for this surgery about a 2-5% rate could be expected (I would expect her to be closer to the 2%) - then as long as he has followed accepted practice (aseptic technique, good wound closure, not too heavy on the diathermy, good haemostasis, a few others) - then again, this is a statistical fact.

      If we find that he has a 20% infection rate compared to his peers, who have a similar case load and all have a 2% infection rate - then we can raise issues of incompetence.

      This is long established. Ultimately, I also have no idea whether he was at fault or not - all I am saying is that sometimes, despite the best will and ability in the world, the outcomes are not ideal, and this is what needs to be established before accusing him of anything.

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    22. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by balloonhead · · Score: 1

      (See both other posts, original and other in same thread)

      I agree about the clumsiness/mistakes part - I am just saying that has to be established. All I am saying is that if his outcomes are generally average, or better than average, and no evidence of actual bad practice can be found (very difficult when she was under anaesthetic during the procedure, and had no non-partisan witnesses), and she underwent the procedure with informed consent, and her poor outcome was part of the complications listed in that informed consent, then I can't see how she'd make a case.

      Winning in lawsuit in the USA does not really establish anything anymore. I think all the judges in the US have used the precedent of batshit decisions to base their judgements. Might as well flip a coin.

      As I also said before - I am not saying this guy is innocent of accusations. Just that the fact that I have seen are pretty inconclusive.

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    23. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God

    24. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by joshetc · · Score: 1

      The hell are you talking about? If his last 1000 cases were good and this one sucked it is a "botch". If his last 1000 cases sucked and this one sucks he is just a shitty surgeon.

      Reference: botch

    25. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by saboola · · Score: 4, Funny

      That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail

      He added a tail too? No wonder she is pissed.

    26. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      That's the best website she could make with $13million in her account???

    27. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Mathness · · Score: 1

      That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail -- if only as a warning of what really can go wrong if you're unlucky.

      I think most will agree that a tail is a bit more than a bad result from plastic surgery.

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    28. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by encoderer · · Score: 1

      Can you please explain to me why you think a person shouldn't be allowed to post basically whatever they want so long as it's truthful? Obviously things like the definition of "botched" are subjective and a matter of opinion, but if it can be said that her opinion is reasonable--and it certainly seems as though it is--why should ANYONE be barred from saying so?

    29. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      True. But did you look at the page ?

      Sure she blames the Doc (and as you say: he may or may not be to blame, allthough he *did* have 13 malpractice-suits against him, lost 9 of those)

      But the overwhelming impression from reading the pages is "Be careful with plastic surgery.", it's not a risk-free as their marketing will have you believe, and it *doesn't* magically improve your life.

      This is unquestionably good advice. Furthermore, even if it was infact bad advice (which it isn't!) free speech means you're free to give even bad advice. Now, if she said something libellous and untrue about the doc, he would've had a point. But I don't see anything.

      She *does* say he performed the procedure. She does say he had several malpractice-suits. She *does* say she considers the results poor. But all of these things are true (and the doc hasn't claimed otherwise in court).

      If anything, she is still overly positive to plastic surgery imho -- she seems to think risks come primarily from selecting the wrong doctors. But as you correctly point out: surgery is *ALWAYS* risky -- even if you've got the best team on the planet doing the job. It's *NOT* something you should do without a very good reason. (And: I'm feeling kinda depressed this week, I'm only prettier than 90% of other women, with surgery I could be in the top 5% isn't a good reason. Not even close.)

    30. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by fredklein · · Score: 1

      The maker of the bus, who failed to put in a meteorite-proof roof.
      The maker of the bus, who failed to put in dead-man switch for cases like this where the driver is killed.
      The maker of the bus, who failed to put in supplimental restraint systems to keep the passengers safe when the bus goes over a cliff.

    31. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by inviolet · · Score: 1

      No matter how good he is, however, a bad result is always a possibility (even if remote). That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail -- if only as a warning of what really can go wrong if you're unlucky.

      The pictures don't show her tail, so we are unable to judge its validity. How unfortunate.

      I will be happy to make myself available to her, on a part-time or full-time basis, in order to perform extended validity-checking on her tail, or her entire body for that matter.

      She should immediately travel to my parents' house, and apply in-person at the basement door.

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    32. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      For an extreme example: if a meteorite punches through the roof of a bus, killing the driver instantly, and thereby causing the bus to plunge over an embankment a few seconds later, then who is at fault?

      That's EASY. You clearly don't have much imagination.

      1. NASA, for failing to predict and warn of the meteorite impact.
      2. Congress, for failing to fund meteorite monitoring and prediction services.
      3. The public, for failing to elect a Congress that would fund meteorite prediction services.
      4. The manufacturer of the bus, for failing to include a roof that could withstand a meteorite impact.
      5. Materials scientists, for failing to invent a cheap bus-roof material strong enough to withstand meteorite impacts.

      The list goes on and on...

    33. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Funny

      God.

      Next question please!

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    34. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, John Edwards.

    35. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by JoshJ · · Score: 1

      You can't be "statistically due" for something.
      If you flip a fair coin 1000 times and get heads 1000 times in a row, the next one still has a 50/50 chance of coming up heads.

    36. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      ...although statistically you would probably have much more reason to doubt it was a fair coin than that you just got lucky 1000 times in a row.

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    37. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      A reputable plastic surgeon should, IMO, try to counsel people against having plastic surgery if he/she notices signs of depression.

      But should be be required to look? When I got my surgeries (neither cosmetic, one elective) I spent less than 1 hour total in the presence of the surgeon before the operation. With the elective one, I met the PA (physician's assistant) 3 times and the doctor twice, with about 30 minutes in the presence of the doctor. He barely had enough time to discuss my procedure, let along gauge my mental status. For my other surgery, I was under on the operating table before ever being in the presence of the doctor. I have no idea if he visited me before I woke up, but I never actually saw him.

      Surgeries are done with the least possible involvement of the doctor. If you meaning what you said (a doctor noticing a depressed patient should treat them differently), then I agree, though that could be arguably illegal. If you are implying that a doctor should try to determine the mental state of a patient, I think that's outside the expertise and scope of a surgeon.

      There are a few cases where the victim shares part of the blame.

      The victim never deserves any blame in the case of actual failures. Yes, we all know that surgery is risky and there is no such thing as "minor" surgery when someone is put under. However, that never means that errors or complications are the fault of the patient. They may not be the fault of the doctor (yes, that's decidedly unamerican of my to say that there might be a case where no one is to blame) but that doesn't mean that the fault then falls on the victim. Placing fault on the victim is a trait of those that have to blame someone, and they don't want to blame the doctor. I see that as a false dichotomy.

    38. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by JoshJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, that's true, though if you already know it to be a fair coin, you just witnessed a 1/(2^1000) probability event happening.

    39. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by JasonTik · · Score: 1

      That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail He gave her a TAIL?! I'd be pissed too!
    40. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by DesertBlade · · Score: 1

      The orginal lawsuit the Plantiff was the doctor suing the defendent for 11.3 million. The Plantiff (doctor) won. The defendent (patient) has nothing.

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    41. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail -

      I thought her face was screwed up?

    42. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, she looked fine before the surgery. She claims she was at a low point in her life and so on, and didn't even consider surgery till only 3 weeks before she got it. What do you expect when you make such a serious decision on such short notice while admittedly depressed?

      Nice job of blaming the victim, asshole.

    43. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm feeling kinda depressed this week, I'm only prettier than 90% of other women, with surgery I could be in the top 5% isn't a good reason.

      I just web archived your domain and looked up your picture. I think the "surgery" would be shaving your D&D beard. Even then, I don't think I'd rank you in the top 95% of women.

    44. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine runs a support group for people who have had their surgeries botched by one single doctor. Yes, he has messed up so many peoples lives that they have built and organization around him! Her retnas were permanently damaged during a lasic procedure. The sorted tales of how these things happen are the most appauling part. The readers digest of the story is that a nurse temp that had only been on the job a day (had only been shown how to do the surgery once) did her surgery unsupervised because the doctor had a lovers spat with the regular nurse and fired her and was banging another member of the staff at that moment so there was nobody else around at the time. Appearantly he is just bad at his job as well as irresponsible because alot of people have permantent damage even when he was running the hardware. The part that is really sad and explains why this doctor is still "practicing" and the support group keeps growing is that his collegues protect him. If you call the medical board, they will tell you he has a clean record with no malpractice suits and only one "complaint" against him. And it's true, his record is clean...because the literally 100+ suits that have been brought were all settled by sneaky lawyers that make it part of the settlement that all court records are sealed and everyone invovled is under a gag order. They of course use alot of money and strong-arm tactics to coerce the victims into signing on the bottom line. The courts can't do anything because the victims signed the settlement and the medical board won't do anything because they are part of the buddy system.

    45. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Severe win :)

    46. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting that the best surgeon CAN botch a job, just as Tiger Woods can swing and miss the ball completely, even if he is not drunk. If a surgeon does botch a job, there is nothing wrong with saying he has done so.

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    47. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Isn't that why the designation "Act of God" exists? I realize that you're considering the "accident" to be the bus crash which is only indirectly caused by the truly random occurrence, but I think that would be a direct enough result of the meteorite strike to be considered an effect of that act. It's "God's" fault.

      So, unless her surgery was caused by an earthquake at the moment of incision, an accident during surgery was the doctor's fault.

    48. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She got a tail too?! Holy shit!

    49. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      As it is, I think it is fair for her to put up before and after pictures, say who did the surgery, say that she is unhappy, and really do all sorts of free speech things that don't amount to libel. If we're going to expect her, even while understandably emotionally distraught due to her situation, to show the level of maturity and rationality that would be required to make such a calm, reasoned presentation of facts without letting herself slip into emotional ranting, name-calling, and general poo-flinging...
       
      (note: not having seen the /.ed article, I'm basing all this on what I've gathered from here)
       
      ...Then shouldn't we also to expect readers of her postings to have the maturity and rationality to be able to recognize that she was distraught while writing it, and to apply the appropriate filters when reading? I.e., "Okay, there's the 'before'... there's the 'after'... okay, she's not happy with her results... ooh, make that, she's pretty pissed... yeah, probably not being fair to the doctor here..."
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    50. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by FrostedChaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is insightful? More like stupid.

      There are lots of reasons why a car accident might not be the fault of the driver. Perhaps the driver's car was assembled improperly in the factory. Maybe someone else on the road was driving like an idiot. Maybe there was a medical emergency that nobody could have predicted.

      If you have a stroke, and lose control of your body, and crash your car into a bus full of schoolchildren, you are not guilty of manslaughter. Assuming that there is no pre-existing medical condition that you were aware of, it is considered "an act of god" in legal terminology.

      You cannot be held responsible for any action unless you knowingly consent to performing that action. Without intent, there can be no guilt. You aren't responsible just because "you happened to be there and something went wrong." Anything else makes a mockery out of morality.

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    51. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by FrostedChaos · · Score: 1

      If he did the surgery expertly, and the poor outcome was for reasons other than what was in his control - then that's simply not his fault...
      If she had died unexpectedly as a result of the anaesthetic - statistically a 1 in 250 000 chance - then that's out of his control.


      Absolutely. There's a reason why people fear "unecessary surgery."

      Unfortunately, no matter how many times you warn people about the risks, they still get mad when the dice come up snake eyes.

      Disclaimer: I have no idea whether the doctor in question is a good one or a bad one.

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    52. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      she underwent the procedure with informed consent, and her poor outcome was part of the complications listed in that informed consent, then I can't see how she'd make a case.
      My understanding was that her informed consent didn't list the perpetual gift of surprise. Also, she claims the doctor asured that she would still look comletly natural and ordanary after the proceedure.

      But even if they did warn her that things could go wrong, if they portrey those problesm as a thing of the past or made some sort of claim that the likley hood of the problem is so miniscule that it misrepresent the likleyhood of it happening, then the informed consent could be more uninformed then informed.

      Winning in lawsuit in the USA does not really establish anything anymore. I think all the judges in the US have used the precedent of batshit decisions to base their judgements. Might as well flip a coin.

      Well, whether you agree with the lawsuite or not, it does giver her one more nail to hammer that her claim is acurate. This isn't considering the validity of the lawsuite or claim. But often the details of the suite can uncover the truth of how the surgery was presented to her in order to make an informed decision.
    53. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It's more like this: What could the surgeon have done that would have made her look *better*? She obviously wanted her eyes open more, for whatever reason, without considering that they were already perfectly fine, and that *any* change would look freakish. It's like having a circle, and then trying to make it more circular. It's impossible. If it didn't look like a circle to begin with, it was only because of your flawed perspective. Likewise, her desire to have more ideally caucasian-shaped eyes" was likely impossible, and no surgeon could have changed that.

      Demand for plastic surgery exists largely because of a disconnect between reality and perception. Just look at Michael Jackson. He sees his nose as "too large", despite the fact that it's now a mere sliver (or possibly a cap, depending on who you believe). This woman apparently resolved the disconnect between reality and her self-perception, but not until it was too late.

    54. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by fredrated · · Score: 1

      In reality I knew what you were driving at, I was just having an 'I can be a jerk' moment, sorry.

    55. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 1

      But should be be required to look? When I got my surgeries (neither cosmetic, one elective) I spent less than 1 hour total in the presence of the surgeon before the operation. With the elective one, I met the PA (physician's assistant) 3 times and the doctor twice, with about 30 minutes in the presence of the doctor. He barely had enough time to discuss my procedure, let along gauge my mental status. For my other surgery, I was under on the operating table before ever being in the presence of the doctor. I have no idea if he visited me before I woke up, but I never actually saw him. Been down that road a couple of times myself. But I question just how close that is to what those seeking non-reconstructive cosmetic surgery experience. After all, when the doctor tells you you have a benign tumor and strongly recommends that it be removed, it isn't going to take a lot of salesmanship to get you to agree to the procedure (trust me - been there).

      My experience with cosmetic surgery is limited to the edutainment stuff on Discovery channel, et al. But on many of the shows I've watched, it's very common for the doctor to engage is what is more or less standard sales tactics. And they don't seem to have a problem with playing on a person's insecurities to convince them to have the surgery. One show, can't remember which, had the doctor openly telling a young woman "Once you have the surgery you'll be SO beautiful". She was a babe to being with. But if the doctor had told her "You're already beautiful", she might not have opted for the surgery, and his cash flow would take a hit.

      A cosmetic surgeon will HAVE to spend more time with a patient that most other varieties of surgeon. And that time provides opportunity for the doctor to encourage/discourage hasty decisions.

      If you are implying that a doctor should try to determine the mental state of a patient, I think that's outside the expertise and scope of a surgeon. IMO, it should NOT be outside the scope for a non-reconstructive cosmetic surgeon. After all, to get an MD, he will have had a certain minimum of training in psychiatric methods anyway. And from what I've seen, some such surgeons are quite skilled at identifying (and exploiting) psychological issues.

      That said, I do suspect that majority of plastic surgeons follow what I would consider reasonable practices in such matters. Bad apples turn up in any profession.

      The victim never deserves any blame in the case of actual failures. I disagree. The victim rarely deserves any blame, but never is too strong a word. For example, if the patient ignores the doctor's instructions about not using aspirin for 5 days before the surgery, and suffers complications from excessive bleeding as a result, then that patient does deserve blame for his/her condition.

      Placing fault on the victim is a trait of those that have to blame someone, and they don't want to blame the doctor. True in the majority of cases. In most cases, there is no "blame" - the complications are a result of factors that were beyond the control of either doctor or patient. And the majority of the time, when there is blame, it belongs to the doctor. But there is that small percentage where the complications are the result of the patient doing something stupid, even after having been warned about not doing it.
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    56. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm "Jackin it" to her Surprised Look Photo - "Fantasizing" She's never seen anything so "Big"

    57. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Eivind · · Score: 1
      The beard ain't the problem. :-)

      Seriously, I was refering to the woman in the article. And I was somewhat flattering -- she isn't (and wasn't) stunning. But honestly, she looked better-than-average, which in my experience is actually typical for women taking plastical surgery.

    58. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The link seems to be broken, but I am going to throw my two cents in anyway.

      It doesn't really matter whether it was his fault or not. He holds himself to the public as a plastic surgeon, in fact from the post it appears that he holds himself VERY publicly as a plastic surgeon. When you go on TV regularly and start making a name for yourself as a celebrity, however minor, and seek the rewards of that celebrity, you become a de facto public figure. You lose your ability to complain when people start hurling insults your way. Either way, it doesn't matter whether her face was bitched up by bad luck or bad surgery. It doesn't even matter if he did the slightest thing wrong - it sounds like she is telling the world, truthfully, that she went under the knife with one face, and came out with another that she feels is very unsatisfactory. Would you care to argue that this is false? Is she lying about this? Unless she was actually messed up by goons afterward and is just taking it out on her plastic surgeon, this isn't libel in any case. It's an opinion she is welcome to have, and share publicly with anyone she chooses in any manner she chooses. Again, local or not, he has sought celebrity and along with that comes an inability to shield yourself from criticism by filing a lawsuit every time someone says something mean in your general direction.

      This is pure res ipsa loquitor in any case - your face does not rearrange itself after plastic surgery. That is not a "complication;" that is a "poor result." I have never heard of an infection that causes one's eyebrow to be permanently raised in a look of surprise. I'd love to be directed to any information about it, since it would be the most hilarious illness conceivable.

    59. Re:According to courtroom reporters... by magicchex · · Score: 1

      Haha! Best reply I've gotten in a while, thanks :D

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  2. Link to the website by magicchex · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Link to the website by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sad thing about that website is that she looked pretty good in the 'before' photo. People should realise the risks of any surgery before they make minor cosmetic changes to their appeaarance.

      Also, TFA is reg-required (Do I really want to spend x minutes signing up & agreeing to God know what on a paper I'll never read again?). So, for your reading pleasure the story from metnews.

      Lastly, shouldn't that headline read: Woman's Right to Criticize Surgeon on Website upheld

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    2. Re:Link to the website by magicchex · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, she looked fine. I'm not sure what she was thinking making a decision like that, but I'm not really surprised it ended up like it did. Here's another link to the article from the summary, no registration needed this time: http://www.sacbee.com/101/v-print/story/119961.htm l.

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    3. Re:Link to the website by anagama · · Score: 1

      Interesting, it didn't ask me to register while I had noscript on -- I just went straight to the content. As soon as I allowed the site to run scripts, it asked me to login and didn't show content.

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    4. Re:Link to the website by Feyr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      she looked like crap before, and she still look like crap after.

      her eyebrows don't seem straight in the "before" picture to me and the lighting look like it has been rigged to make her look worse in the "after" picture.

      but i still agree with the verdict. she isn't satisfied with the service and is letting the world know. there's nothing defamatory about that.

    5. Re:Link to the website by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Also, TFA is reg-required (Do I really want to spend x minutes signing up & agreeing to God know what on a paper I'll never read again?). So, for your reading pleasure the story from metnews.

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    6. Re:Link to the website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The photo on the right looks like it has been scaled a bit in the xy-direction, but it doesn't help her looks to scale her back.

    7. Re:Link to the website by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's better.

      If anyone wants to submit a story and the only link in the summary is to a login page, make sure you also supply provide a username and password. Thank you.

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    8. Re:Link to the website by chimpo13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lastly, shouldn't that headline read: Woman's Right to Criticize Surgeon on Website upheld

      The Sacramento Bee has the headline, "Woman wins right to attack her plastic surgeon on the Web".

      Attack? What the hell?

    9. Re:Link to the website by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Yup... I can verify that.

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    10. Re:Link to the website by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that her eyes are opened wider in the second one to make her look surprised..

    11. Re:Link to the website by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People should realise the risks of any surgery before they make minor cosmetic changes to their appeaarance.
      Well it's going to be pretty hard to learn about the risks if everybody with a complaint gets muzzled, now isn't it? This lawsuit has the direct effect of protecting peoples' right to learn about the risks.

      But I guess we can't have that, now can we? It might be bad for business.

      To be honest I don't even see how this case went to trial. How can we claim to have freedom of speech if you can't even complain about somebody doing a poor job? If she had knowingly made a factually false claim, then I could see it.

    12. Re:Link to the website by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Oh and by the way, I think it's entirely possible the surgeon did nothing wrong. When you're in a business for malcontents, you can expect to get criticism. (Witness the enormous and IMHO unjustified payout for silicone breast implants). But let me be the one to decide if somebody is just being whiny. Don't censor them.

    13. Re:Link to the website by jd · · Score: 0
      People should also realize that it's non-trivial stuff. I remember when Esther Ranzen's "That's Life" was on the BBC - more than a few shows involved investigative reporting on malpractice in cosmetic surgery. Then, there was the case in the past few days in the UK of a teen dying from plastic surgery that went wrong. And not that long ago, there was a scandal in the US, where it turns out that basements are being turned into plastic surgery operating theaters for the poor and the illegals.

      At this point in time, I don't know what anyone can do. More restrictions will simply create more deaths and injuries at bargain prices. Fewer restrictions will mean the incompetent at higher levels will destroy more lives. The medical profession has no interest in policing itself - no profession ever does. The insurance agencies pony up the cost for the malpractice, and then charge it to the insured, so neither the doctor nor the insurance company suffer any real consequences in the whole deal. The press only give a damn if it brings in advertising, and most advertising is about products and services to make you look good. Guess what isn't going to get reported on in any depth. "Just a few bad apples. Nothing to see here."

      Nothing meaningful will come of all this, and the whole thing will repeat next year. Don't bother writing a new story on it, when it happens - just dupe the one we've got, but change the links.

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    14. Re:Link to the website by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      The "after" photo looks like someone subtly stretched it in the Y direction with an image manipulation program.

    15. Re:Link to the website by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Sad thing about that website is that she looked pretty good in the 'before' photo. People should realize the risks of any surgery before they make minor cosmetic changes to their appearance. Executive summary: Plastic surgery decisions are rarely rationality-based
      1. The purpose of PR is to generate a market where non exists (or, in some cases, should> exist). This includes plastic surgery.
      2. I had one girlfriend who everybody around me said that she was very beautiful in just about every way (and I agreed). Nonetheless, she decided to have a nose job. ... this despite complaining that she had to be careful about how she dressed, or she'd run the risk of causing traffic accidents.
      3. There was one study where they asked women what part most needed improvement -- and asked their partner what part they most liked... They were the same, more than 50% of the time.
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    16. Re:Link to the website by lendude · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The 'after photo' definitely looks suspect - it appears as if the height v width ratios have been altered to create more length to the photo than was originally there. Put it back to it's 'correct' dimensions and she might just look a little surprised.

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    17. Re:Link to the website by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that's our only real local paper...
      We used to have the Union as well, which carried almost a polar opposite political cast, but hey...
      -nB

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    18. Re:Link to the website by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      The thing is, if she says the operation was 'botched' and the surgeon did everything correctly, then isn't that libel? If she uses images after someone else has performed surgery, then again that seems libelous. Whether these happened or not I don't know, it doesn't really matter.

      She has every right to tell people about her story, but that doesn't mean she has the right to give false accounts that unfairly harms someone's reputation.

      I guess all the court has to decide is whether the 'botched' statements,the photographs, etc were fair or false.

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    19. Re:Link to the website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in Soviet Russia, the headline read "Plastic Surgeon attacks you!"

    20. Re:Link to the website by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone must have invented a way to punch people in the face over the internet.

    21. Re:Link to the website by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Apparently he also changed the shape of her skull, enlongating it, and thus amplifying the "surprised" look.

      The surgeon may have a legitimate beef here. Especially if she's deliberately wide-eyed in the second shot, and that's not just the surgeon changing the shape of the eye openings in addition to the brows.

      > I'd hit it.

      That goes without saying, before or after. Any girl with creamy white skin and black or very dark brown hair is hot, even if ugly, and she's far from that.

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    22. Re:Link to the website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if she says the operation was 'botched' and the surgeon did everything correctly

      Does botched mean the surgeon did something wrong?

    23. Re:Link to the website by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ok, gotta pull out the Dilbert in me here...

      Analyzing the picture, based on unalterable (or probably unaltered) features like the center of the eye and the bottom of the top incisors, the heights of the pictures are identical to within a pixel or so. But the width (outer edge of eye openings) differs by about 8%. The left one is 118 pixels and the right one is 109. This means that you can select the right one in MS paint and "stretch/skew" it horontally by 118/109 = 108% and get the proper scaling.

      It does look a little surprised-looking still, but it's really just kind of more like Lynne Russel, Uberbabe, from CNN. And, quite frankly, you'll find a hard time even searching Hollywood for a better looking face than that. One would also have to catch her unawares to make sure she wasn't deliberately going wide-eyed here.

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    24. Re:Link to the website by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      To be honest I don't even see how this case went to trial. How can we claim to have freedom of speech if you can't even complain about somebody doing a poor job? If she had knowingly made a factually false claim, then I could see it.

      Because that's where, in our system, we determine if her claim was factually valid. It was, so she won. I don't see what's so confusing here: court is where it should have gone and been resolved.

      Was it relatively stupid for the doctor to even raise the issue? Yep, now he has MILLIONS of people paying attention where pretty much nobody was before. Idiot. If he knew (and I'm assuming he's not self-deluding enough to really dispute it in his heart of hearts) that indeed it was a crappy job, then his attempt to muzzle her was ill-advised, if not unethical.

      But in our civil legal system, anyone can take anyone to court for anything; it's in the COURTROOM that is determined. Personally, I think that we'd be better off with a 'loser pays all' system to weed out the annoyance lawsuits like this one.

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    25. Re:Link to the website by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Attack? What the hell?

      He gave her back her old nose.

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    26. Re:Link to the website by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      I would have said that 'botched' implies that the surgeon had not done everything properly.

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    27. Re:Link to the website by MmmDee · · Score: 1

      Because that's where, in our system, we determine if her claim was factually valid. It was, so she won. I don't see what's so confusing here: court is where it should have gone and been resolved.

      I didn't RTFA, but I think the only thing the judge ruled on was her right to free speech, NOT on her claim of a "botched" surgery. Those are key and distinct differences. The problem with reviewing this case from the side lines, is that most of us are not qualified to evaluate this woman's surgery. We can view the results and decide if we like or dislike how she looks now, but we can't assess the surgery. There are many, many variables that may have been involved with her final, "look": she may not have followed surgeon's post-surgical instructions regarding care and precautions (ie, avoid tanning, avoid spa massages, avoid surprise parties). Even if the surgery was perfect, and even if she followed his directions exactly, there's often quite a variance in surgical outcome simply based on good vs poor genetics regarding healing, or simply piss-poor "protoplasm" as many would say.

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  3. WTF by WiiVault · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously how the hell could this not be construed as free-speech? I mean she is simply providing information on a service she is unhappy about in the hopes of educating others. Jeez I'm getting more and more afraid to open my mouth every day.

    1. Re:WTF by jpardey · · Score: 1

      I am not going to bother to register to read the article, but I believe the key point is that it does not qualify as defamation, which is a crime, free speech or not. For instance, I could start a website with hello.jpg and the caption "WiiVault did this to me!" However, if it was not an obvious parody, or not true, you could sue me.

      Slander and libel are very odd. I forget, but somehow there is a burden on the defendant to prove that the offending statement was true, rather than for the plaintiff to prove that the offending statement was false. Or something like that. My memory of law 12 is not that clear.

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    2. Re:WTF by pissedoffamerican · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't get scared, get angry.

    3. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing when reading the summary (I can't read he article itself)... people have the right to be critical, and to suggest that "hot topics of public interest" is needed to "shed protections" is dangerous to the concept of protected free speech.

    4. Re:WTF by WiiVault · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah I got the jist of it too and I think you are right on. The problem for me is that her site, which I read all of, is very respectfull and straight foreward. This guy has had TONS of lawsuits against him for malpractice and yet she doesn't ever personally attack him or suggest that he is an all around bag guy or doctor. Obviously there is the suggestion but she avoids the explicit. I hate it when people abuse the legal system especially to cover their own ass. Its even more offensive when they have literally destroyed someones life and taken all their money. I would never get a surgery like this myself but clearly patents should be able to share whatever information they want as long as it is not threatening or straight out false. I'm sure you agree but I wanted to clarify my point.

    5. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll at least no one is surprised, except...

    6. Re:WTF by jpardey · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, frivolous lawsuits are never good. Those with the resources are able to beat those without into submission. I should have paid more attention to the page itself, but still... there needs to be a tort law system of some kind, but perhaps one that is not entirely run by lawyers... good luck on that ever happening without people doing something about it.

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    7. Re:WTF by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      we have seen this before. Here is a link to it

    8. Re:WTF by slamb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seriously how the hell could this not be construed as free-speech? I mean she is simply providing information on a service she is unhappy about in the hopes of educating others. Jeez I'm getting more and more afraid to open my mouth every day.
      According to the metnews story, the court decided (and the appeals court did not dispute) that the information she is providing is not true. Among other things, her "after" picture was also after four other surgeries from different doctors. So the information was false and damaging. The appeals court said that in this circumstance, it can't be considered defamatory unless the doctor proved her intent was malicious, and he hadn't done that. Apparently the woman's just crazy...
    9. Re:WTF by zollman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Short comment -- the rule for defamation of public figures is not "that her intent was malicious", it's that it was delivered with "Actual malice". This doesn't seem like a distinction to most laymen, but it turns out it is: "Actual malice" has a very specific legal definition in the U.S., and it doesn't require "malice".

      In this case "actual malice" means "knowledge that the information was false" or that it was published with "reckless disregard of the truth". This standard comes up quite a bit in when, for example, a celebrity sues a newspaper for publishing something false and damaging. The celebrity need not prove it was published with intent to harm, only that the newspaper didn't care whether it was true or not. In this case, the appeals court ruled that the doctor was a public figure, and so this standard applies. (For a non-public figure, like a neighbor or classmate who has done nothing to seek the spotlight, the court will accept a defamation claim even without proof of actual malice.)

      As with many things, the wikipedia article on actual malice is helpful in explaining this distinction, but only a real lawyer -- and IANAL -- is qualified to interpret it for you.

    10. Re:WTF by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      I don't know, that wasn't crystal clear to me. Can you cite the exact line in the article that says that the court decided that the information she provided was not true? I think it's unclear from the article whether or not the surgeon's claims that the photos were misleading were true.

      The only thing that was clear to me is that the court decided he was a limited purpose public figure in this case, and that the website failed to meet the standard of "actual malice" in the posting of this information. As such, they weren't defamatory.

    11. Re:WTF by davek · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I have been threatened with libel lawsuits before. In american law, you are completely free to say anything you want about anyone. However, this right and freedom does not protect you from the civil consequences of what you say. If you spread lies about another person or a corporate entity, they can and will sue you.

      So the question becomes what it almost always becomes: one of credibility. Who is this woman? Does she have any other motive for attacking this doctor? Are the pictures digitally altered? Looks pretty dubious to me.

      I cry no tears for soulless plastic surgeons, but a lie is a lie.

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    12. Re:WTF by slamb · · Score: 1
      You know, you're right, it doesn't quite say that. I'm not sure where I got the idea (maybe a different article? there were a couple floating around), but this bit actually discourages me from that belief:

      Therefore, [the Court of Appeal] wrote, Sykes was required to prove by clear and convincing evidence not only that the statements Gilbert made on her web site were false, but that they were published with actual malice. Under that standard, the justices concluded Sykes did not prove a probability of prevailing on the merits of his defamation claim.

      If all the lower court had said before was that there was "a probability of prevailing" by proving clear and convincing evidence that Gilbert's statements were false, that's much more preliminary than I thought it was. Anyway, IANAL, and good thing, too.

  4. For those who do not want to register by afaik_ianal · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Web site of a cosmetic surgery patient critical of her Sacramento surgeon's work is protected free speech, an appeals court said in an opinion that could have statewide implications.

    The Web site, www.mysurgerynightmare.com, contains before and after photographs of 33-year-old Georgette Gilbert who said the surgery left her with one eyebrow higher than the other and a surprised look permanently affixed to her face.

    The Web site was challenged in a defamation suit filed by surgeon Jonathan Sykes, a prominent professor and television commentator on the subject of cosmetic surgery.

    Although the Sacramento-based 3rd District Court of Appeal only mentions Sykes, the opinion suggests that others who use "hot topics" of public interest in their advertisements and promotions may shed protections against defamation afforded to ordinary citizens.

    "The decision makes it easier for professionals to get defamed and unable to defend themselves," said Daniel L. Baxter, Sykes's lawyer.

    First Amendment attorney Charity Kenyon agrees that the decision's reasoning could be applied to lawyers, optometrists, Realtors and other professionals.

    "The opinion is good protection for consumers who want to express opinions about services they receive, but professionals who promote themselves may have this burden if they think they have been defamed," Kenyon said.

    The court decision, which was released Jan. 26, may be binding on all California counties if it's not overturned by the state Supreme Court. According to the 32-page opinion, which can be viewed here, Sykes immersed himself so much in the public debate over the merits of cosmetic surgery that he became a public figure in the subject.

    Sykes, a UC Davis Medical Center professor, is also an author and has written numerous articles that have appeared in medical journals and beauty magazines. He has appeared on local television shows "touting the virtues" of cosmetic and reconstructive surgery, the decision said.

    "In our youth and celebrity worshipping culture, the benefits and risks of plastic surgery are a hot topic. The number of people, especially women, who have had minimally invasive cosmetic surgery has grown exponentially in the past several years," said the opinion, written by Justice M. Kathleen Butz.

    "Sykes asserts that statements on the Web site do not contribute to the public debate because they only concern Gilbert's interactions with him. He is wrong," said Butz, who was joined in the opinion with justices Ronald B. Robie and Tani G. Cantil-Sakauye.

    Baxter said that several statements and representations Gilbert made on her Web site were not true or were misleading.

    Baxter cited, for example, the statement Gilbert makes with her before and after photos: "I was told by my doctor that this was a good result - that I looked better after his surgery - what do you think?" Baxter said that when Sykes saw Gilbert, about 2 1/2 months after the surgery, he indicated that she was improving but "never made any indication relative to that picture, or how she was doing five months out."

    Gilbert's online comments also make it sound as if she was an unwitting patient who was pushed into plastic surgery, Baxter said. In fact, he said, she "directed (Sykes) to be very aggressive in carrying out the procedures."

    Gilbert's lawyer, William L. Brelsford, said true statements and personal opinions are not libelous under the Constitution's First Amendment. The decision, he said, is applying an old law to a new mode of communication.

    "Protected public debate is being extended to the Internet," Brelsford said.

    Gilbert posted her Web site early in 2005, a year after she filed a medical malpractice suit against Sykes. On the site, she offers advice about finding the "right" surgeon so that others can benefit from her "misfortune."

    She has a contact page where readers can share their experiences.

    Sykes counter-sued Gilbert claiming he was defamed, suffered emot

    1. Re:For those who do not want to register by nacturation · · Score: 1

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  5. Title Correction: by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean to say "woman defends right to criticize surgeon on website." She cannot win what she already had.

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    1. Re:Title Correction: by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm, they took her right away and she won it back on appeal.

      It is in the article, something about her protest being defimation of charector and being told to take it down. And because the surgeon was considered a public figure, he had to prove both that her speach was wrong and that she intended malice in her statments. Before the appeal, I guess he wasn't considered a public figure and neither had to be proven.

    2. Re:Title Correction: by noidentity · · Score: 1

      This is America, bub. You have to win your innocence and rights whenever we tell you to.

    3. Re:Title Correction: by Nafai7 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that comment. I thought the same thing when I saw the headline.

    4. Re:Title Correction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one can take a "right" away from you. Maybe if you and the rest of the world will learn this, we might one day have true freedom.

      Things that can be done in concerns to rights:

      You can defend your rights.
      You can assert your rights.
      You can exercise your rights.
      You can act in a way that is contrary to your rights.
      You can be prevented from exercising your rights by force.
      You can understand your rights.
      You can refuse to acknowledge your have a right.

      Things that can not be done in concerns to rights:

      Rights can not be granted or won or bought or in anyway given.
      Rights can not be taken away.
      Rights can not be changed.

    5. Re:Title Correction: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      If you don't have the ability to exorcise that right because of threat from law, they have effectivly taken it from you. Most laws that protect rights actualy forbid people/governments from doing this.

      Rights can be created and taken away too. It is all reletive to what they concern and how the right is aquired. In the US, the right to free speech as we know it only exists because the constitution denies congress from taking it away. this can be amended and with some laws being passed, you could lose it. Another example could be a company charter that has a provision giving the employies the right to control quality (or anything realy) if they think the company is skimping too much. It can outline a process in which they excorcise that control. There could be a proccess that allows an amendment to remove that right and they would have taken it away. If your still wanting an example, just look at the right to life/right to chose issues.

  6. Right to Criticize Surgeon on Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When asked for comment, Dr Jonathan Sykes said, "If I had to do it over again, I would have chopped off her hands".

  7. its only defamation by TinBromide · · Score: 1

    libel
    2 a : a written or oral defamatory statement or representation that conveys an unjustly unfavorable impression

    You botch someone's face, they post about it, that's not unjust. This seems like a no-brainer. This was only taken to court because someone thought they could play the system.

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    1. Re:its only defamation by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      This was only taken to court because someone thought they could play the system.
      lol, Not only did they think it, they did. The news here is that she got it over turned, hence the "won right to critisize surgeon", she had it taken away at one time.
    2. Re:its only defamation by grimJester · · Score: 1

      You botch someone's face, they post about it, that's not unjust. This seems like a no-brainer.

      You presuppose that the operation was botched. She may make false or misleading statements on the web site, which would make it unjust.

      I don't think this is really about free speech at all. The winning side just want to get publicity.

  8. WTF was she thinking? by SgtXaos · · Score: 1

    I mean she looked pretty good before she hired someone to cut her up.

    Also, she probably should have done the malpractice research BEFORE the appointment.

    Wow. Just wow.

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    1. Re:WTF was she thinking? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, if you told her that she would probably look at you very ... surprised...!

    2. Re:WTF was she thinking? by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 1

      She asked for an "endoscopic browlift" and sues for malpractice because her eyebrows are now unnaturally high... I love America.

    3. Re:WTF was she thinking? by zlogic · · Score: 1

      The WOW start now!
      Sorry, couldn't resist.

  9. Helping a little by sumdumass · · Score: 2

    In the picture on her website, I think looks like she might be helping the surprised look a little. The diffeence in the amount of her eyes showing between the two pictures of the before and after.

    Don't be fooled by it, It could be because of the same surgury that raised her eyebrows. But I wouldn't know.

    I sure would like to read the story but the link goes to some registration page. I'm not about to give any information do if someone has another link, it would be apriciated.

    BTW, isn't she the one who got arested or something a while back for her page?

    1. Re:Helping a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right, you can see white on the after photos above her pupils.. she's exaggerating it.

      And even then the effect is fairly minor. Seriously I thought her eyebrow was higher before. Nor was it atall detracting.

    2. Re:Helping a little by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Yeah. If she had just made a website with some pictures and a line that says "Results of operation, Jan 1 2006, Dr John Sykes." or something I would probably take her side. But her website is pretty blatant in purposely exaggerating her claim and sort of TRYING to defame the guy. I think she definately has the right to post her experience, but does NOT have the right to exaggerate her claim the way she does.

    3. Re:Helping a little by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      In the news report on the subject (linked elsewhere here) , it said that she can no longer fully close her eyes. So that's probably the reason for that.

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  10. Move along, nothing to see here... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just another dumbass who made a snap decision and had a bad outcome. Move along.

    1. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      hey now....lol

      Seriously, this is a little more. She got the surgery, saw the results, made website about it and sued. He saw the website, claimed it was slander and liable, took it to court, she countered, it was dropped on some anti slapp stuf that attempts to limit the endless cycle or lawsuite to counter someone elses. The court said no, ordered her to drop the suite. she ended up losing the ability to keep the site up. and was order to pay or somethign

      Oh yea, some how the court who did this was from another distric.

      An apeals court reviewed it, found the previous court errored and she got her right to protest back./

    2. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, the only thing interesting about it, is yet further proof that the one sure fire way to gain publicity for a web site, is to let some idiot with money and an over inflated ego sue you to try and shut it down.

      I bet that's one doctor that wishes he had never entered the courtroom.

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    3. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it funny that you are modded 'troll' for that comment, while stories about people losing their life due to serious errors of judgement are frequently modded up on 'darwin awards'.

    4. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by db32 · · Score: 1

      I assume you are refering to the dumbass doctor making the snap decision to take this to court trying to attack free speech and in turn having his name/face all over the news tied to bad surgery. This is the part of the story that makes it relevant. That some depressed girl got her face hacked without doing the proper research is rather irrelevant. I hope he gets a swift kick in the nuts for trying to silence her, that all cosmetic surgeons get a kick in the nuts for contributing so much to this self loathing pretentious bunch that think they need it because they don't understand the concept that model's photos in magazines are frequently airbrushed up, and as for the girl... well I think she already learned that making self loathing and pretentious decisions leads to "surprise".

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    5. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't think it's all that relevant at all. Yeah, great, justice was upheld, whoopie. What I really see is a beautiful but insecure woman who thought it would be a great idea to let someone hack her face up and she got screwed. I don't disagree that she has a right to publish her story, but really, this is just another bad decision heaped on top of other bad decisions. In the end, there's a bunch of really happy lawyers out there who got paid to straighten this mess out, and that's the really sad thing.

    6. Re:Move along, nothing to see here... by db32 · · Score: 1

      I suppose you are right in that sense. Lawyers will take a buck for anything. Win or lose they still get paid. So really this would only be terribly relevant if she had lost. In a small sense it is important to be aware of the threats to freedom, but this is no new threat and happens frequently in less high profile scenarios.

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  11. "win?" by disturbedite · · Score: 0, Redundant

    if the verdict was in her favor, then i believe the headline is inaccurate. she didn't "win" the right, it was upheld.

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  12. Why surgery in the first place? by gnurfed · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Slightly off topic, but what's really sad in this story is that the woman was pretty BEFORE the surgery. So there was really no reason for her to go under the knife in the first place. We live in a scary world where people strive to look unnatural (though this woman probably didn't get the unnatural looks she wanted).

    That said, it's great that we have plastic surgery for patients with actual disfigurements.

    1. Re:Why surgery in the first place? by WiiVault · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On her site she answers your question with the most resonable and honost response I can imagine. She was feeling old being 30+ and unmarried and she had just split with a long-term boyfriend. She had know the doctor for 4 years and he had a respected title. I agree it was stupid but in our culture a woman's youthfull appearence is highly prized. Its really sad that she made this choice, but she should not be blamed for the horrible result. I just applaud her courage to show those pictures and take the embrassment in the hope of educating others.

    2. Re:Why surgery in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking plastic surgery when not feeling that one meets society's standards for beauty is becoming relatively socially acceptable, though.

      I agree that there's no reason to blame the woman for making a bad decision while feeling down, but it's still possible to feel unease at the general trend which made her particular bad choice possible.

    3. Re:Why surgery in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      she should not be blamed for the horrible result.

      I highly doubt she's never heard cosmetic surgery horror stories. She had to have known there was a risk. No doubt she signed papers acknowledging the risk without reading the fine print.

      In essence, you are saying that a grown adult shouldn't be held accountable for knowingly taking a risk when the risk doesn't pay off. That is the real problem with today's American culture, not the high value of youthful-looking women.

    4. Re:Why surgery in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. In this scenario, there are some people to be held responsible but not only the doctor or the society. She chose the doctor after only 3 weeks of consideration on a major surgery (5 procedures) and she acknowledged that it was mainly due to her growing insecurity. Everybody could be insecure, the youthful image of women is worshiped, the pop culture is to blame, but where is your own Independent Judgement?

      There are also women who chose to do something else to their life at such points... A personal tragedy which tells all other women you need to Think for Yourself.

  13. What's the big deal... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    "The doctor's thermometer is itty-bitty small!"

  14. At least she is prepared... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least she is prepared for any upcoming surprise now.

  15. Silly, silly girl by BigBadRich · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's amazing what people with low self-esteem will do to themselves. In this case she starts out (in my opinion) quite a gorgeous woman, and finishes looking like a cross between Cher and Marilyn manson (photos).

    You'd think Michael Jackson would be enough of a deterrent for most people, but I guess you can never underestimate the power of low self-esteem.

    1. Re:Silly, silly girl by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 1

      Gorgeous? I dunno about that, but I guess its a mater of opinion...

      Regardless, I wish she had given up more photos. The lighting in the "after" photo was really bad and it looks like she is trying to make it look worse than it really is...

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    2. Re:Silly, silly girl by Manchot · · Score: 1

      I think she looks more like a cross between Cher and Jennifer Wilbanks...

    3. Re:Silly, silly girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same reaction. The first photo is completely gorgeous. The second looks like Cher hopped up on crack.

    4. Re:Silly, silly girl by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Male dominiated society, dude. All women have esteem issues, even the strong ones... its built-in now.

  16. For more rubbernecking by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    This one is one of my wife's favorites: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

  17. IMHO She looks fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason she looks surprised is because her eyes are open so wide. You hardly notice the raised eyebrow unless you were actually looking for it. And I would swear after looking at the before & after shots, that her left eyebrow was slightly higher than her right BEFORE she had the surgery anyway.

    1. Re:IMHO She looks fine. by darkonc · · Score: 2, Informative

      The only reason she looks surprised is because her eyes are open so wide. That's precisely the effect that she seems to be complaining about. Apparently, it's a side-effect of the surgery, and not something that she's feigning.
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    2. Re:IMHO She looks fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr........the whole point of the surgery was to have side effects on how she looked. Maybe she should have thought it out a bit more.

  18. Familiar? by entgod · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one finding resemblance to the article of a hardware review site not getting any more alienware hardware because their reviews weren't flattering enough?

    1. Re:Familiar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you stupid faggot.

  19. Then, the bill came... by gavink42 · · Score: 0

    Her permanent look of surprise might also have happened after she saw the bill. Yikes!

    Mom always said "don't make that face, it'll stick that way!" Maybe she was right!

  20. Tags by Kelz · · Score: 1

    What a "shocking" story.

  21. password by thisNameNotTaken · · Score: 1

    Could you leave a user name and password?

  22. Patient's privacy? by MDMurphy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The part I've wanted to see discussed are the doctors rights to publicly rebut a site that complains about them. Under strict medical privacy laws it's not like a doctor could ( or should ) reveal medical details or photos in a public forum. So if a patient complains and sets up a web site, does that absolve the doctor in question from any requirements for maintaing confidentiality? When I heard about this and other similar sites, that was one of my first questions. If not, from a public opinion point of view they're screwed.

    I firmly believe that a patient should have the right to critisize their doctor, but I also believe the doctors should have the ablitly to defend themselves. I'd have liked to have seen part of a ruling that said they were no longer required to keep confidentiality for that particular patient.

    If the doctor is not in a position to put up a web site, with pictures and inimate details of a patient who's gone public, then that person should be refrained from going public. Since that's pretty hard to enforce retroactively the only recourse seems to view the patient's public proclamations as relinquishing all privacy rights with respect to the doctor or hospital involved.

    1. Re:Patient's privacy? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      The fact that a patient publicly announces reviews about a Doctor does NOT absolve the doctor from maintaining confidentiality about the patient.

      Protection of Free Speech is available to citizens as a whole. However confidentiality agreements between two parties that prevent disclosure of certain (Not all) facts overrules the free speech right, because the former is a right granted under the constitution, while the latter is a valid contract.

      It is the same reason why you are asked to sign confidential non-disclosure agreements for some jobs. These agreements are specific for a certain purpose and that purpose is narrow.
      If it was anymore broader, like preventing you ever from writing a letter to the editor about unrelated stuff, they are struck down by courts as they infringe free speech.

      In a doctor's case, the doctor took a confidential agreement oath when he/she became a doctor. That oath cannot be released unilaterally by the doctor, just because one of the patients is criticizing.
      And in some states, even if the patient signs a waiver of confidentiality, it still is illegal to release a patient's info.

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    2. Re:Patient's privacy? by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is the case, and it's an important inequity. But it would not be a "unilateral" release of information by the doctor if it was initiated by the patient.

      A patient can give a doctor permission to release their medical information. In some cases public disclosure and discussion should be considered a release. Just saying "I have cancer" would not be enough, but there there should be a point where the situation is no longer considered private due to the patient's own disclosure.

    3. Re:Patient's privacy? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      It's good in theory, but in practice, it's not so simple. For example, a solicitor (lawyer) like a trustee, is obligated to put the good of his client above his own good in his business transactions.

      I think the same thing applies here (the fiduciary duty); reference, Breen v Williams. Actually, the opposite of what I'm saying is true there, but it references other jurisdictions where the fiduciary duty is active and why.

      An interesting read, and relevant, in any case.

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    4. Re:Patient's privacy? by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Doctor confidentiality is not a one-way street. The profession also uses it to hide complaints from the public. The result is that a doctor with serious complaints against him/her can sometimes move to another state and start with a 'clean slate'. It is very rare that complaints to a medical board are made public (similarly for Lawyers, etc.).

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    5. Re:Patient's privacy? by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      You're entering a gray area. You can't just say if the patient publicly criticizes the doctor, the patient's privacy WRT to medical records goes out the window. What if, say, the patient has AIDS? While that might be an extreme case, where does one draw the line?

      In response to her public campaign, his recourse was to sue the patient, and a ruling was made. While you or I might not agree with the ruling, I think your suggestion is dangerous.

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    6. Re:Patient's privacy? by sirambrose · · Score: 1

      In this case, the pictures posted on her web site are from before and after several surgeries performed by different doctors. The surgeon should have before and after pictures and I think that he should be allowed to show them. If she didn't want people to see what she looked like after the surgery she should not have posted a picture of the other doctor's botched surgery and blamed it on him.

    7. Re:Patient's privacy? by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I think this is a really tricky gray area, but I think you have a point. I think I prefer a different solution. Require that the person doing the criticizing point out that the doctor is unable to effectively rebut due to privacy laws, or publicly state what sort of information it would be OK for the doctor to disclose in defending h(er/im)self.

      This lets people know that they may not be getting the whole story, or allows the patient to trade privacy for the perceived integrity of the story on h(er/is) own terms. It allows for some kind of balance without giving the hospital carte blanche to reveal (for example) the patients STD history despite its complete lack of relevance.

    8. Re:Patient's privacy? by kabocox · · Score: 2, Informative

      I firmly believe that a patient should have the right to critisize their doctor, but I also believe the doctors should have the ablitly to defend themselves. I'd have liked to have seen part of a ruling that said they were no longer required to keep confidentiality for that particular patient.

      If the doctor is not in a position to put up a web site, with pictures and inimate details of a patient who's gone public, then that person should be refrained from going public. Since that's pretty hard to enforce retroactively the only recourse seems to view the patient's public proclamations as relinquishing all privacy rights with respect to the doctor or hospital involved.


      The short answer to that. No. The doctor or hospital doesn't have the right to give up or suspend my confidentiality if I complain. If I use inaccurate facts, then they could sue for my facts to be corrected. I could complain being unhappy about a successful surgery. That doesn't mean the medical institutions have the right to disclose my medical information to the public. The medical folks only have "the right" to sue for libel or to may for proper facts to be stated. If you stick to the facts, but are unhappy with the results, you are safe.

    9. Re:Patient's privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I use inaccurate facts, then they could sue for my facts to be corrected.

      No, they can't. That's what this ruling said.

  23. What?..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    She looked alot better before the surgery than after. She looks much more attractive before the surgery.

    Remember, the Doc can always say:

    "She asked for it."

    People who seek cosmetic surgery and *honestly* don't need it should be aware that they might not be happy with the outcome. Look, if you think need cosmetic surgery in the first place, then you should be spending your money on a therapist or counselor, NOT surgery. The only people who should be having cosmetic surgery are people who were either born with birth defects or are disfigured as the result of an accident.

    Therefore, if you weren't disfigure in an accident or born with a birth defect or some kind of disfigurement, then I really don't feel sorry for you if you don't like the way you turned out.

    I have only one question to ask these idiotic people who get cosmetic surgery simply for vanity and then complain: "Did you learn a lesson?"

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  24. mod parent up! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    up!

  25. ka-ching$ by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

    her website will probably just shift the surgeon into a whole new money-making demographic - men badgered by their wives for not expressing enough interest in whatever it is they're talking about. With eyebrows like that, an occasional tilt of the head away from the football game (or WOW game here I suppose) gives the illusion of intense interest. You're never going to get the "Are you even listening to me?!" line with a brow like this-> http://www.mysurgerynightmare.com/images/ggbae_(2) .jpg

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  26. The surgeon may have a point... by Excelcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've visited the web site in question, and I believe the surgeon has a point. It looks like the woman is using some of the same techniques shady businesses use to make before/after photos look different, but in reverse. These are:

    - One photo being done in a natural setting, one artificial.
    - One photo with a happy expression, one without
    - One photo with good lighting, one with very stark.
    - One photo with makeup, one without

    Some of this is related, but look. She insists one eyebrow is higher than the other and she is left with a permanent "surpised" look. This is quite possible, the eyebrow position can give that look, but raising the eyebrows would not have a significant effect on how wide her eye lids are open. Notice in the second photo she exadgerates her "surpised" look by opening her eyes as wide as possible. Add to that the camera in the before photo is slightly above her, and the angle difference adds to the effect. She is smiling in the first photo, which tends to close the eyelids a little and adjusts the eyebrow position.

    The makeup makes quite a difference to shading, and the after photo is in much more stark contrast, which elimates facial details.

    Also remember that the woman has filed a malpractice suit and stands to gain financially from seeming to look badly now.

    However the court ruled, I think the surgeon had a point.

    1. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by grimJester · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Her face is much longer in the second pic (distance between hairline and chin compared to width of face). The pic could be photoshopped as well. The face in the left pic is 157 pixels from side to side, the right 140. Length goes from 225 to 240. Ratio goes from 1,43 to 1,71. Using the width of my own face as an approximation, it looks like that woman had her face lenghtened by two full inches. If you try to figure out what part(s) of her face could have been stretched this much, the conclusion would pretty much be that the picture has been evenly stretched. I mean, even her forehead is noticabely higher after surgery. Skull extension?

      The pic looks fake.

    2. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      I thought of this as well when I looked at it - that the aspect ratio had been tinkered with. This is hard to say for sure, though. The photo angles could be quite different. It looks to me the "before" shot was shot from above, and that her head is also tilted a little down to boot. This can do odd things to the apparent aspect ratio. Especially if she is opening her jaw in the second photo to specifically to exadgerate the length of her face. In the first we can see the top row of teeth, but her jaw is probably fully closed which will hide her bottom teeth somewhat behind her top. In the second photo, it's hard to tell for sure, but it looks like I can see both rows of teeth, hinting her jaw is lowered. Look at yourself in the mirror - if you practice, I'm sure you can make your face look longer in this way.

      No, I'm not convinced the photo was altered, but I am convinced that she used virtually every other trick in order to make the second one look as bad as possible to forward her claim.

    3. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by HexaByte · · Score: 1
      While the photos are taken in different lighting and from a slightly different angle, I still believe they are representative of what happened.

      When doing a face-lift, the doctor simply pulls the skin tighter, which, if pulled too tight, will give you a surprised look.

      She actually should be thankful, since in another 10 years, when her skin stretches, she'll still look like she just had a face-lift!

      Yes, the doc botched the job, and she didn't really need it to begin with, both points stated previously.

      A problem we have these days is that cosmetic surgery has gotten so cheap everyone wants it to look "perfect". I'm reminded of the 18 yr old flat-chested gal on the news who got breast implants. The Dr. gave her the overly big size she requested, then she sued because they were too big and uncomfortable!

      Rule # one: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

      Rule # two: If it ain't broke and you fixed it anyway, don't complain about the results.

      All said and done, I agree with her right to post her grievance, but it was a consequence of her own lust for perfection. If I'm on the free speech jury, she has the right to post her greivance. If I'm on the malpractice jury, I'd vote to give her $10. That way both she and the doctor would know that they were idiots.

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    4. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While you have a point, it is mitigated by the circumstances surrounding the photos.

      The entire point of make-up being to hide imperfections, it is unlikely that she would have a "before" photo without make-up, especially if she had low self-esteem about her looks. If she had such a clinical "before" photo of her own, there would be plenty of people arguing that it was proof of premeditation to sue the doctor.

      If she were to wear make-up in the "after" photo it would also mitigate the effects of the surgically created imperfections which would not help her point at all, she wants to demonstrate the problem, not cover it up. Also, one of the reasons women get such work done in the first place is to reduce their perceived need to wear make-up, so if the surgery had gone well, she would not be wearing as much make-up as she had been before the surgery.

      Similarly it is unlikely that she would have a "before" photo that wasn't happy, people don't like to take pictures of unhappy times in their lives. You can't expect her to pose for an "after" photo and look happy - she's taking the photo specifically because she is unhappy, it would be ridiculous to expect her to be all smiles about it. Because she feels extremely unhappy with her new looks taking a picture, even in an attempt to get restitution or correction, is going to be an unpleasant experience for her.

      Camera and angle and lighting are much more likely to be the result of the amateur nature of both photos than any sort of explicit plan to manipulate the viewer.

      So, while I agree that her presentation is not necessarily evenhanded, I really doubt that it was calculated. At the very worst, she probably picked one of her better looking "before" pics and one of her worst "after" pics, but that's no different from a plastic surgeon who does the reverse in his marketing materials.

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    5. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      After reading your post I went ahead and re-photoshopped the picture. Obviously she would want to upload the pictures that would illustrate the before-after contrast best. So it's no surprise (no pun intended) that she enhances her 'surprised look' in the second shot be wide opening her eyelids, which more than anything gives it the unnatural look: you can actually see the whole of both her pupils (which you usually don't see on people with normal expressions), and there's no mention of 'eye lid reduction'.

      So, here's the version with an adjusted face length and I also did one with a less surprised look (crudely copied over the eyes from the left).

    6. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      as a protographer, myself, those pics show nothing scientific at all.

      all the comments were right about them: inconsistent lighting, face angles, expression - you name it!

      worst A/B shot I've seen. clearly not meant to be a real clinical before/after. or, they just CAN'T be THAT bad at taking simple 'stand here and smile' photos!!

      manual focus and manual exposure. controlled studio lights. same location same camera angle. is this rocket science? no, of course not.

      anytime I see a very poor A/B shot, I know that either the crew is just too incapable of doing a proper job OR they know exactly what they are doing; which scares me even more.

      in terms of this woman, I'm not sure why she felt she needed this. she seemed fine before and not all THAT worse off after. things could have gone much much worse, afterall...

      if the lady wants sympathy from the scientific community, at least she has to insist on science-quality A/B shots. not 'marketing' shots like what she has there..

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    7. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shady businesses make you shave your chest. Did she?

    8. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by chooks · · Score: 0

      This outs me as a complete nerd...but -- the second (i.e. not surprised) picture with the cut-and-paste eyes makes her look like a Gao'uld.

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    9. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      It looks like the woman is using some of the same techniques shady businesses use to make before/after photos look different, but in reverse.

      I'm guessing just about every practicing plastic surgeon, including the one involved in this case, uses those same techniques to some extent in their advertising. Is turnabout fair play?

    10. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I had always assumed that "permanently surprised" was the goal of these plastic surgeries.

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    11. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      I looked 'a the site an' I don' understan' wha she took surgery in the first place. I mean, there's dozens a lads on this forum that would 'ave given 'er one before. An' after fo' that matter.

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    12. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by tundog · · Score: 1

      FWIW: It is my understanding that the lengthening on the jaw bone is a common practice and is often done together with a nose job. This is especially desirable for people in the entertainment business since it is proported to give them 'more character' and helps them stand out in casting calls.

      What I can't remeber is if I heard this on The Discovery Channel or in the movie 'Showgirls'...

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    13. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by IHaveNothingToSay · · Score: 1

      "Her face is much longer in the second pic (distance between hairline and chin compared to width of face)."

      So, what you're saying is the 'before' image is of a 4 pinter and the 'after' image is of a 9 pinter but probably shopped?

      Sorry to ask. It's just that I've only had 2 pints, and they're both fugly pigs ATM.

    14. Re:The surgeon may have a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, even her forehead is noticabely higher after surgery. Skull extension?

      Hey, it worked for the Mayans...

  27. Jurisdiction? by jellie · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this ruling only applies to California, since it's a district court. I'm from California and I applaud the ruling, but it doesn't seem like it's going to have a huge impact unless it's a federal (or even international) court. Then again, California does have a lot of doctors...

  28. It's not about winning the lawsuit, necessarily by Christoph · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A defamation lawsuit can server to deter others from speaking up, even if the Plaintiff looses the suit. This strategy is called a Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation (SLAPP)...making Free speech (against them) cost money.

    As a personal example, photos of mine were published in the local phone book (in a corporate advertisement) without my permission. When the corporation refused to compensate me, I wrote about it on my website. They then sued me for defamation.

    Do I have the certificate of copyright registration for my photos? Yes. Then why would they sue? If nothing else, it means public criticism against them will cost you years in court. This case is very simple, I've long since proven the photos they published are mine, yet the case has been in court for 18 months now. See: Vilana Financial.

    1. Re:It's not about winning the lawsuit, necessarily by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      I just read your plight against that douche who stole your photos. Man its just sickening what a thieving jerk he is. As a fellow Mpls. resident I will never do biz with him and I really hope that you get your $200,000. Just goes to show how somebody can use the legal system to sap a person dry even when the case is so black and white. Similar to the doctor in this submission. Best of luck to you and keep us informed!

  29. I'm not so sure on this one by WiiVault · · Score: 1

    I see what you mean and in alot of cases I might agree but if you check out the site this guy has been sued like 10 times in the last 7 years or so... Thats not a good sign. Plus what is point of putting ones self online to be mocked when there is no reason? Surely she could have simply shown the judge before and after pictures and avoided the embarassment.

    1. Re:I'm not so sure on this one by Excelcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      She put up the web site with the "terrible" photos because she wants money from the surgeon. She puts up a web site saying the surgeon is a hack. She hopes the sugeon will settle out of court and give her money. The deal being, he pays her off and the web site goes away. So it is in her best interest to make herself look as trashed over as she can. The surgeon looks at the web site and instantly can see what she is doing. He knows her looks are not accurately being depicted by the photos she posted, so he countersues to get the web site taken down. Unfortunately he lost that part. No, the web site is part of the gun at the surgeon's head. It's a very smart move. It is attacking his prospects for future clients, and pressures him to settle.

      How many previous malpractice suits there are are irelevent to whether or not there was malpractice in this case. First of all, her statement that there may be many more cases that were settled out of court, is designed to lead you to make the conclusion there probably have been many more cases. This is actually almost certainly false. Generally, any time you are going to request money you issue the statement of claim to the courts at the very beginning, which starts a law suit. Even cases that are settled out of court, almost 100% of the time, they have a case number. This is done to protect the "plaintiff" against claims of extortion. If you are trying to get money from someone, and no to get them to stop an activity or perform an action, your lawyer will tell you the first thing to do is issue a statement of claim through the courts.

      As for the cited cases, malpractice is, unfortunately, much more common for plastic surgeons than other specialties. We also have no way of knowing if those cases were settled in the plaintifs favour or not. They should not alter your opinion of the surgeon unless you take the time to research them. Having them on her site is just more leverage she is trying to use against the doctor.

      No, the more I think of it and look at her site, the more I sympathize with the surgeon.

  30. defense? by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 0

    yes sort of like offense is the best form of defense.

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  31. The best part of her web page by tectomorph · · Score: 1

    is watching the visitor counter at the bottom of the page spin as the site gets /.'d

  32. Not surprised on how the surgery turned out. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Her right eyebrow in the before photo was raised slightly, the surgery appears to have only exaggerated her natural condition. Of course I think she has every right to criticize the results.

    Also why does it look like she has an Adam's Apple?

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    1. Re:Not surprised on how the surgery turned out. by philip_bailey · · Score: 1

      Also why does it look like she has an Adam's Apple?

      Everybody has an Adam's Apple. It's the thyroid cartilage. To be fair it is usually more prominent in men than women.

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    2. Re:Not surprised on how the surgery turned out. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      sure. but it's pretty rare for women to have a prominent one.

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    3. Re:Not surprised on how the surgery turned out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visit Hinkley Ohio this March 14 and attend the Pagent to pick this year's Buzzard Queen, you'll not find a better crop of women suited to change your mind and prompt you to withdraw your comment.

    4. Re:Not surprised on how the surgery turned out. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      HAHA! brilliant!

      never heard of such a thing, and the web is not turning up much info on it. I'm assuming it's one of those crazy small town traditions?

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    5. Re:Not surprised on how the surgery turned out. by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      Watching the buzzards return to Hinkley is how Ohio celebrates Spring (and I'm not kidding, sadly enough.): http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2430244 It's the hick version of the swallows returning to Capistrano (and I say that as a born and bred hillbilly myself).

      I attended college in Granville Ohio, and the buzzards return there each year as well. They roost in the trees and scare the bejeebus out of the students. They'll all rise up at dawn and quite literally blacken the skies.

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  33. free registration by zCyl · · Score: 2, Informative

    slashdot/slashdot was already registered and working by the time I got there.

  34. Libel isn't oral. by It's+a+thing · · Score: 1

    "...or oral defamatory..."

    That would be slander. Libel is only written or pictoral.

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  35. the 'after' image has been scaled by fredmosby · · Score: 1

    The second picture looks like it has been narrowed by about 10%. The eyebrow isn't as noticeable if you restore the image to its original aspect ratio.

  36. What is that ? by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Is that an Adams Apple in the after photo ?

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  37. Really? by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the surgery left her with one eyebrow higher than the other and a surprised look permanently affixed to her face.
    Fascinating...
    1. Re:Really? by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the logic...

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    2. Re:Really? by clickety6 · · Score: 1


      Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!

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    3. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look MacCoy I said to add pointy ears and tinge the skin a green color you're only half done here.

  38. This chick is nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see much difference between "before" and "after." This is a real cosmetic surgery nightmare.

  39. Free Speech vs. Patient Privacy by MedicinalMan · · Score: 1

    This case does reveal an important question: Does the fact that she went public, nullify her expectation of privacy under HIPPA? For example, if an actress talks about her breast implants on television interviews, can the doctor then talk about her case? With regards to this case it seems that any public discussion on his part regarding her case could be a violation of HIPPA. If it is not a violation, can a porn star's doctor discuss her negative HIV results since she must in fact have negative results to work in the industry? Lots of questions here. Need a medical law specialist.

    In terms of the free speech, does his public defense of himself with regards to her case override her privacy expectations?
    Finally, a simple question: what does " limited purpose public figure" mean? If my gardener does a crappy job and I post pictures of my dead lawn with his company name, is that defamatory?
    Sorry for asking too many questions, but this case has many implications.

    1. Re:Free Speech vs. Patient Privacy by Piazzola · · Score: 1

      I would guess not -- it is the patient's right to discuss not only what has happened to them, but to choose how much of the treatment they underwent to make public. After all, there's the question of degree. If the patient says, "I had this procedure and I'm not happy with it," is it then okay for the doctor to go into intense detail about the procedure?

      As I see it, and I don't know how the law sees it, she has the right to say she's unhappy with the job he did. "This is what happened and here's the result and I don't recommend this doctor" is a little different from "OMFG HE IZ A POOPYHEAD AND A SATANIST AND PPLZ SHOULD HANG HIM!!!"

    2. Re:Free Speech vs. Patient Privacy by conlaw · · Score: 1
      A "limited purpose public figure" means that the doctor is to be considered a public figure with regard to his plastic surgery practice because he put himelf in the public eye with regard to how he published his practice. However, he still retains his status as a private figure with regard to the rest of his life so she couldn't add information like "this doctor mistreats his children" without it being defamatory. As I believe other have pointed out, being a public figure means that he must prove that the information on her website was posted with a malicious or reckless disregard for whether the information was true.

      With regard to HIPAA (two A's, not two P's) and the other medical confidentiality issues, the doctor can only introduce that amount of her medical information that is necessary to rebut her claims (for example, the pictures he took at her two- or three-week follow up visit).

      Finally, the number of times that a physician has been sued for malpractice means very little; what's important is the number of malpractice claims he or she lost after trial.

  40. Other side effect by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    The other side effect of the surgery was due to the tightly stretched skin she can't close her eyes when she's sitting down.

  41. Deformation by NiceRoundNumber · · Score: 3, Funny

    The website was challenged in a defamation suit filed by surgeon Jonathan Sykes

    Did anyone else read this as "deformation suit"??

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  42. Strange a browlift make her looks suprised. by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article
    "Procedures: Endoscopic browlift, upper & lower blepharoplasty, cheeklift and fat injections"

    My first thought is if I lift my brows I look suprised.

  43. Reconstructive Surgery NOT Benefitted. by Web+Goddess · · Score: 5, Interesting

    gnurfed said, "That said, it's great that we have plastic surgery for patients with actual disfigurements."

    My experience is that reconstructive surgery is deteriorating. Plastic surgeons are now learning to do cosmetic procedures, rather than reconstructive. I have a genetic defect with my eyelids, and had three surgeries as a child. Now decades later, I could use additionaladvanced reconstructive surgery to give my eyes a more reasonable appearance.

    Eyes are very important to our facial expressions, and although my friends think I look lovely, strangers sometimes do an unpleasant double-take when they see me.

    So I wanted to give it another shot, figuring reconstruction has improved since I was a poor child receiving free care.

    The Stanford geneticist recommended a Stanford specialist and I went to see him. The waiting room was filled with literature about "eye lifts" for regular, aging people. I consult with the doctor (and I secretly recorded the conversation) and he did his utmost best to talk me out of any surgery at all. I could tell he was floundering.

    I provided him records of what had been done, and suggested w2hat could be done, and made clear that I was not expecting miracles, just a slight improvement would be worth it.

    He called in his senior, and they spent the next four minutes trying to pass the buck and make the other person do the surgery. The way we left it, was they were going to "contact my insurance" and I never heard back, despite sevferal phone calls.

    These were Stanford Medical Center professionals, recommended by the geneticist who deals with birth defects, and THEY only wanted to do normal eyelid lifts. I was so disheartened, I never tried again.

    GRR.

    IMO way too fscking much money is spent on frivolous surgery.

    My story, and I'm too tired to be concise so I'll just... submit it.

    1. Re:Reconstructive Surgery NOT Benefitted. by BigDukeSix · · Score: 1
      Your Stanford geneticist recommended a Stanford surgeon because they work for the same company. It was a business decision, period, and it has become the norm in American medicine. You might remember that when Sen. Clinton comes asking for your vote.

      Academic medical centers are good for uncommon problems because researchers can establish expertise over long periods of time. Stanford, however, "suffers" from being in Palo Alto-- the debt load after finishing training makes most people move elsewhere to establish their careers. Some stick around and handle the clinical load for a year or two while adding the Stanford handle to their CV. No knock on Stanford, since members of my own family get medical care there, but they've had to look elsewhere for their own off-the-bell-curve medical issues.

      After so long it must have been a major decision for you to seek this consultation in the first place; please don't let this discouraging experience stop you from at least talking to someone who can give you sound advice.

    2. Re:Reconstructive Surgery NOT Benefitted. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Wow. At least they still operate on humans. In a few decades it'll mostly be people's pets (along with pet psychiatrists and pet exercise coaches).

  44. Michael Jackson by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    That woman is lucky - I wonder who did Michael's face. His is probably the best known plastic butchery ever...

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  45. Honestly she doesn't look bad after, either! by Web+Goddess · · Score: 1

    She looks all right either way, I would not call it a botch, despite her dissatisfaction. Her eyebrows are only uneven to the eye, if you know she considers them so. Something she could even probably fix, by letting her natural eyebrows grow back in, and re-shaping them. Her eyes are much wider, ala what you might see on TV. I would call her look "enthusiastic" rather than "surprised."

    All in all, I think the pictures are not shown on the main page, because they're just not dramatic. Afterwards, the worst you can say is that she looks sort of artificial. And isn't that the point?

    Sign me, a jealous woman, who thinks someone that pretty should pull herself out of depression by working in a soup kitchen, helping someone else, instead of fixating on her own navel.

    1. Re:Honestly she doesn't look bad after, either! by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      I agree. After seeing the pictures, she looked fine before. I have a hard time imagining what she went into the doctor asking to do. Even her website says, "I really liked how I looked, but I started to notice small changes that probably no one else noticed. I never wanted to change my looks I just wanted to maintain what I had longer." Preventative plastic surgery? I'm not sure I'd call that a situation that merits surgery. If no-one else noticed something, that's a strong indicator that you really shouldn't get surgery and maybe you are over-reacting for other reasons.

      Does she look worse now? Yeah. But that's the default assumption I'd make with most elective plastic surgeries. If you actually look better and not fake after plastic surgery, consider yourself lucky. It's kind of like a woman getting a boob job and then complaining it doesn't look or feel natural afterwards. Well, duh!

      Having plastic surgery when a woman looks like she did is kind of like having a lung transplant because you have mild asthma: It's just not worth the risk. And that's just common sense.

  46. PS Regarding Her Lips. by Web+Goddess · · Score: 1

    Her lips were rather tilted to begin with, and they became very symmetric, so at least I hope she liked her lips! Mind you, I think she was lovely before the surgery, but it was probably seeing her off-kilter lips in the mirror, that disgruntled her the most!

  47. Mod parent up - de-photoshopped pics by grimJester · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really look like her appearance has changed visibly at all.

  48. By hook or by crook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And so the surgeon posted the story on Slashdot in the hopes of taking her site down that way.

  49. That is so funny, the article has been deleted by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I love it. Speech is free. Talking about it in the newspaper is not.

  50. cosmetic surgery by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Well, the ruling of the court did seem to be consistent with the precedent. Criticism of public figures is legally protected free speech. In this case, the court rightfully determined that the doctor was acting as a public figure. This is kind of the same thing as in that whole debacle between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump. Trump really would be unable to sue her over alleged comments because he is a public figure. Trump is really just using a scare tactic and throwing his money around.

  51. I can't help but laugh... by dema · · Score: 1

    Georgette had no comment after the ruling, but she appeared surprised.

    1. Re:I can't help but laugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm "Jackin it" to her Surprised Look Photo - She's never seen anything so "Big"

    2. Re:I can't help but laugh... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      BWAhahahaha... sweet.

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  52. Defended, not won by GlobalMind · · Score: 1

    This is more like she managed to defend her right to criticize by proving at least per the judge that her claim had merit.

    It is only defamation if the claim is false, and you don't have to go out and seek permission to criticize.

    K.

  53. Vanity... all is vanity by Chicken04GTO · · Score: 1

    People who get plastic surgery just so they feel better about themselves (im not talking injury repair or genetic defect, but low self-esteem women with too much money) get whatever happens to them. I don't feel sorry for her at all.

  54. Say what? by Grashnak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, wait... You mean there are risks involved in having someone carve up your perfectly functional face? Why the hell don't they tell us about stuff like that beforehand?

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  55. Complications are a statistical fact but... by e-scetic · · Score: 1

    One eyebrow markedly higher than the other?! That's pure fuckup.

    Back in 1995 I decided not to have laser eye surgery because the success rate was 71%, which struck me as pretty bad.

    Nowadays I can't even find information on the success rate, I've googled like mad only to find various articles saying they don't keep track of these statistics. Of course, now I definitely won't have the surgery. This sort of information needs to be out there, I congratulate this woman.

  56. Surgeon takes big risk, gets big profit. by amohat · · Score: 1

    Nobody has pointed out yet the economics?

    The surgeon is playing the game: he took her money and accepted the risk to turn a profit. His clients are of a particular type, with certain needs, expectations. The type that get elective surgery and then sue if they don't like the results. If he was doing work for the poor in Venezuela correcting deformities then his chances at getting sued over bullshit is zero. But he is playing craps with upper class hags and so he takes his chances. I don't feel sorry for either of them, I hope they both get what they want, and what they deserve.

    Personally, his job sucks, and I'm surprised it's even viable. If he did do "very subtle" changes, she would have paid all that money for nothing? She would have felt cheated, not being able to tell a difference. So he was under pressure to do something! (fast forward to Michael Jackson)

    So many things can and do go wrong with this stuff, and patient's expectations and surgeon's promises are always unrealistic. Don't tell me about how advanced it is, it's not far from a goddamn auto mechanic. It's almost like you should be lucky to come out alive after surgery, especially elective.

  57. New career by operagost · · Score: 1

    The website contains before and after photographs of 33-year-old Georgette Gilbert, who said the surgery left her with one eyebrow higher than the other and a surprised look permanently affixed to her face.
    I hear she's now getting work as a Joan Rivers look-a-like.
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  58. I had complications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not with plastic surgery (I'm damned good looking anyway... for a nerd) but with eye surgery. I've been very nearsighted all my life (probably you too, foureyes) and as I'm in my middle years was both nearsighted AND farsighted.

    I got an infection in my left eye the summer before last, and was prescribed eyedrops. The redness and pain didn't go away, so the GP sent me to a specialist, who prescribed an anti-inflamatory steroid. The pain and redness went away. However, shortly afterwards the vision in that eye started to cloud.

    I went for new contacts (contact lenses and reading glasses, call me sixeyes) and the doctor said I had a cataract. "It's a 'young man's cataract'," he said. "You get them from steroids. When it gets worse, go see Doctor Yea. She'll fix you up and your insurance will pay for it."

    So I saw her. She told me of a new kind of implant called the CrystaLens, only on the market since 2003 and the only accommodating IOL; as wikipedia says "The position of the lens can be changed by the ciliary muscles of the eye, allowing for natural focusing." She explained that there were possible complications with cataract surgery up to and including not only catastrophic blindness, but loss of the entire eye. I was scared shitless, but I couldn't see any better with the contact in that eye as without, and my vision before the cataract was worse than 20-400. My mom had had cataract surgery and said it was a piece of cake. The doctor also showed me a promotional video of the lens, and explained that most patients have better than 20-40 vision at all distances and most don't have the driving restrictions I'd had since I was 16.

    I spent the extra money.

    In the recovery room, I could read the clock on the wall. I'd never been able to do that without glasses before! My vision got better daily; in a week I was reading without reading glasses. It was nothing short of miraculous; my outcome was far better than average; distance vision in that eye had improved to 20-18, intermediate vision 20-12 and near vision 20-20.

    Then I had a torn retina. Her colleague, a retina specialist, fixed it. My vision is good again, except for a nasty floater that Dr. Odin says is a piece of the retina's shield that came off when the retina tore.

    I get the sense that the doctors are worried I'll sue. I won't; I know two people who have had torn retinas and neither of them had eye surgery. The biggest risk of a torn retina is nearsightedness (be warned, fellow foureyed nerds). It was a complication, but one I had been warned about.

    I still plan on letting her stick a needle in my other eye when I get an old man's cataract (starting to form now, it will be a couple of years). I still wear a contact in that eye, call me three eyes!

    It sounds like this plastic surgeon wasn't upfront about possible bad outcomes. He also erred in not referring her to a mental health practitioner - she really didn't need the surgery. From the picture, it looked like all she needed was soap and Paxil.

  59. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hit it.

  60. Her website by wittmania · · Score: 1

    I didn't see this anywhere else, so forgive me if it's already been posted. Ms. Gilbert's website can be found here. It's not that great, but it does have a couple of before and after photos. Maybe some of you web design guys can do a little pro bono work for her.

  61. Before & After by malus · · Score: 1

    Before, Booooring.

    After, SmileX!

    Thank you, Joker!

  62. This woman is an idiot! by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 0, Troll

    She was beautiful before the surgery. The surgery made her ugly. What a moron!

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  63. She won the right? by pclminion · · Score: 1

    Is this supposed to make me feel good? What kind of fucked up country do we live in where we have to "win the right" to criticize somebody? Also, tomorrow I'm going to court to "win the right" to continue breathing.

  64. What usually happens? by kermit1221 · · Score: 1

    "... the surgery left her with ... a surprised look permanently affixed to her face."

    I'd say about half the facelift's I've ever seen left the person with a permanently surprised look on their face.

    On a positive note, at least she'll always look happy about whatever crappy christmas gifts she gets...
    SO: *hands her pretty wrapped box*
    Her (opening package containing a bowling ball with the name 'Homer' on it): *surprised look*
    SO: "I knew you'd love it!"

    Or whenever her SO cooks dinner...
    SO: "Look, Honey, I made pimento/broccoli meatloaf!"
    Her: *surprised look*
    SO: "I knew you'd love it!"

  65. No wonder!! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    That this woman ended up on the short end of the stick still doesn't affect the validity of her tail...

    Good grief!! If she now has a tail it's no wonder she is critcising the surgeon!

  66. Doctor jots into her chart by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    ... "difficult"

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  67. I guess we shouldn't be surprised. by sudog · · Score: 1

    After all, Sykes does mean "shit-head" in Tenctonese.

  68. before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alot of you were saying she looks more attractive before.. well duh!! i don't know what people think but plastic surgery is not for you. (hint: plastic sugery), unless you have burn wounds, a hole through your stomache, or been mauled by a couger theres not reason to have it done.. i personally prefer "all natural" to "enhanced-by the knife/pill".

  69. Who's your Daddy by BillX · · Score: 2, Funny

    The ruling won't help; she's hosted on GoDaddy.

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  70. PoorPatientCompliance.com by banuk · · Score: 1

    I want to build that site.... if you don't do what the doctor says this is what will happen to you. Don't wear the binder after a breast augmentation, you get lopsided breasts. Don't take care of your incision, you get scars and/or infection. Bad outcomes from surgery happen to the best surgeons often b/c patients don't follow the instructions.

  71. main link stale; include article next time? by lpq · · Score: 1

    Seems like the link in the main article is already invalid. Somehow the parallel of attempting to point to a specific grain of sand on a desert sand dune comes to mind...
    -o-

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