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  1. Re:What's next, hiring Carly? on Yahoo Called Its Layoffs a "Remix." Don't Do That. · · Score: 1

    Where do CEO's learn to talk like this? Weren't they ever front-line employees who rolled their eyes at the exec-speak?

    They were probably the 1 in 1000 who actually thought such speech was "cool". It's what drove them to seek and learn the Ways of the PHB.

    PHB Master: "Grasshopper, snatch the pebble from my hand."

    Grasshopper: "But Master, I do not see a pebble."

    PHB: "If I am the boss and I want there to be a pebble, you DO see a pebble."

    Grasshopper: "Ahhhh, I see it now...Boss!"

  2. Re:Progressive Fix 101 on Cheap Gas Fuels Switch From Electric Cars To SUVs · · Score: 1

    How is that a worse "sin" than polluting the Earth without others' permission?

    To use an analogy, say we are all stuck with each other on a boat. You seem to be saying, "I can take a crap anywhere I want on this boat!".

  3. Re:ok...Star Trek...Khan on Chinese Scientists Claim To Have Genetically Modified Human Embryos · · Score: 1

    Genghis Khan, this is from the east

  4. You thought cheap labor was scary... on Chinese Scientists Claim To Have Genetically Modified Human Embryos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we gotta compete with 1 billion people having IQ's of 300 and people skills.

  5. Overkill on NASA Teams Scientific Experts To Find Life On Exoplanets · · Score: 2

    Some signs are pretty obvious; you don't need experts:

    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap03...

  6. The Cloud on MIT's New Tabletop Particle Detector Sees Individual Electrons · · Score: 1

    individual electrons within a cloud of radioactive gas.

    Jeez, even electrons are going with this cloud fad.

  7. Re:1000 times on Cheap Gas Fuels Switch From Electric Cars To SUVs · · Score: 2

    Stupid people think prices will be low forever. A year later said people cry they are paying $250 a week...

    It gives them a reason to blame a hated politician or party (even though prices have been bouncing all over since the 70's).

  8. Progressive Fix 101 on Cheap Gas Fuels Switch From Electric Cars To SUVs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tax gas and spend the proceeds on "green" R&D.

  9. Re:"Comet Farts, NASA sniffs" on Rosetta Spacecraft Catches Comet Eruption · · Score: 1

    Doh!

    Dice, invent an Undo, and I'll stop ragging on you.

  10. "Comet Farts, NASA sniffs" on Rosetta Spacecraft Catches Comet Eruption · · Score: 0

    Headline for the ages

  11. CEO animals on Update: No Personhood for Chimps Yet · · Score: 1

    We certainly have Corporate Chimphood.

  12. Alcohol-sniffing dogs probably make Judge Ginsburg nervous:

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.c...

  13. Re:We can learn from this on Copyright For Sale: What the Sony Docs Say About MPAA Buying Political Influence · · Score: 1

    Humans will go where the carrots and sticks lead them. That's just human nature. I believe it would be better to focus on fixing the system to reduce the chance of carrots and sticks pushing human leaders to act a certain way.

    For example, a constitutional amendment stripping companies of most person-like legal "rights", directly limiting campaigning contributions to small amounts, and strong anti-trust enforcement.

    "Bad human; stop acting like a talking ape!" -- Uh, but we ARE talking apes.

  14. Re:Much Ado About Nothing on Concerns of an Artificial Intelligence Pioneer · · Score: 1

    But Siri refused to open my pod bay door just yesterday. We're doomed!

  15. Re:We can learn from this on Copyright For Sale: What the Sony Docs Say About MPAA Buying Political Influence · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're all crooks, and should be thrown in jail.

    They are just playing by the rules of the system, as is. Not sure you can fault them for that. We are mostly a plutocracy. If you don't want the players to play by the rules, then end the damned plutocracy.

    Unfortunately, they've used their well-honed corporate marketing skills to dupe most of the population into thinking the fat cat plutocrats are blessed by God to be fat cat plutocrats. Thus, the sheep population won't vote to fix it. I'm not suggesting at all we make a 180-degree U-turn the other way, but Karl Marx did warn about this slippery slope: the rich are getting richer, and thus have more money to buy laws that keep allowing them to get yet richer to buy even more laws...

    Slippery slope claims are usually considered a fallacy in debates, but for the past 35 years we've been "sloping" that way. Slippery slopes are generally considered a fallacy if they haven't actually happened yet, but they are no longer a fallacy if they're actually happening or have happened.

  16. Bite my shiny metal ... on Robot Workers' Real Draw: Reducing Dependence on Human Workers · · Score: 1

    they do a "good enough" job while also being cheaper, more predictable and easier to control than quirky, pesky humans

    Just infect them with the Bender virus.

  17. Re:Is it a "Structure" on Mysterious "Cold Spot": Fingerprint of Largest Structure In the Universe? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Our universe is interpreted, not compiled. It has Schrodinger Typing: many objects don't even know what type they are until you punch them in the face.

  18. Re:Practical use? on Mandelbrot Zooms Now Surpass the Scale of the Observable Universe · · Score: 1

    Its gonna be one hail ov a partie their!

  19. Unibrow [Re:solutions] on How Security Companies Peddle Snake Oil · · Score: 1

    So that's what he means by "integrated solution".

  20. Hmmm on How Security Companies Peddle Snake Oil · · Score: 5, Funny

    the bad guys understand how our systems work; so must we.

    Excellent, I need help with a stubborn glitch we are having. How do I contact them?

  21. They both got it wrong on Broken Beer Bottle Battle In Debate Over Merits of Android Over iPhone · · Score: 1

    Keep the beer, toss the phones

  22. VB-Classic, VBA & VB-Script [Re:Why hate for V on Swift Tops List of Most-Loved Languages and Tech · · Score: 1

    The survey respondents may have meant VB-Classic, VBA, and/or VB-Script.

    Incidentally, they are generally fine for smaller projects in my opinion. It's when you try to build something complex with them that you get into knots. Languages best for big projects are rarely best for small projects and vice verse. Use the right tool for the job.

  23. Borgswagen on Automakers To Gearheads: Stop Repairing Cars · · Score: 1

    Crap, "Transformers" is becoming real.

  24. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! on Automakers To Gearheads: Stop Repairing Cars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed. I never understood that circular logic. Perhaps somebody of that persuasion can explain how it (allegedly) works for us.

    Businesses want control, and if you don't properly regulate them, they'll use every method they have to gain their desired control. I see the government functioning like referees. Without referees a game would become a dirty slugfest instead of a skillfest. Basketball and wrestling would be the same sport. Sure, refs are sometimes stupid, but anybody in any institution can likewise be stupid.

  25. Re:Probably best on Automakers To Gearheads: Stop Repairing Cars · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this will stimulate the market for kit cars, where the parts are interchangeable enough that multiple vendors produce modules.