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  1. Rural revolt on Automakers To Gearheads: Stop Repairing Cars · · Score: 1

    Rural voters are going to raise a stink about this. It's a national pastime there. Ironically they'll probably blame it on "gov't control", when in fact it's based on laws pushed by big corporations.

  2. Re:Other explanations: on Mysterious "Cold Spot": Fingerprint of Largest Structure In the Universe? · · Score: 2

    10. Comcast HQ

  3. Other explanations: on Mysterious "Cold Spot": Fingerprint of Largest Structure In the Universe? · · Score: 4, Funny

    2. Door out of the Holodeck.
    3. Kolob
    4. Missing dryer socks
    5. Where another LHC went "south"
    6. Where God divided by zero
    7. Where the Death Star exploded, taking out the neighborhood
    8. Universe's belly button
    9. Universe's tail end orifice

  4. Re:pretty funny on George Lucas Building Low-Income Housing Next Door To Millionaires · · Score: 1

    I see it as an odd commentary on the mass inequality in this country. Some inequality is a good thing, but too much is morally disgusting and a recipe for mayhem and national collapse.

  5. Re:pretty funny on George Lucas Building Low-Income Housing Next Door To Millionaires · · Score: 2

    May The Force be with George.

  6. Re:And Microsoft 'saved' Apple... on Elon Musk Bailed Out of $6bn Google Takeover To Save Tesla From 2013 Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    Sarcasm aside, Microsoft was heavily under the anti-trust scope at the time, and needed a viable OS competitor to not look like a monopoly. MS thus wanted Apple to survive. (It's possibly the same reason AMD is still alive.)

  7. Re:Split the Fckers! on Comcast and TWC Will Negotiate With Officials To Save Their Merger · · Score: 2

    Better yet, and less violent, lock the execs in a cell with spotty Internet and a bunch of channels they don't want. Let them watch the World Series, but have the picture and sound go all pixelly and choppy in the 9th inning in a close game.

  8. Re:A great way to transport it... on William Shatner Proposes $30 Billion Water Pipeline To California · · Score: 1

    just invent transparent aluminium, kit out an old alien spacecraft with a big water tank, and transport it...

    We tried that. Random whales kept clogging the lines.

  9. Wrong project on William Shatner Proposes $30 Billion Water Pipeline To California · · Score: 1

    Better yet, build a telecom that isn't a dick. If it works right, I won't care about my brown lawn, I'd probably never even see it. I'll put up damned cacti to get away from AT & Comcast Warner, who are already prickly.

  10. Split the Fckers! on Comcast and TWC Will Negotiate With Officials To Save Their Merger · · Score: 1

    I'm sick and tired of forced bundling from telecoms in general. I can't just buy what I want and only what I want; I have to buy crap I don't want and don't use to get it, and there is not enough competition to find one that doesn't ALSO force bundling.

    They should be split up, not merged, dammit! Merging just makes them more bundly.

    And don't even get me started about reliability and stealth billing "fees". ARRRRGGG.

       

  11. Re:And the point is? on If Earth Never Had Life, Continents Would Be Smaller · · Score: 1

    Imagine a planet without trolls. Would all civilizations evolve trolls?

  12. Re:Practical use? on Mandelbrot Zooms Now Surpass the Scale of the Observable Universe · · Score: 2

    On Rina 4, that's how they spail it.

  13. Practical use? on Mandelbrot Zooms Now Surpass the Scale of the Observable Universe · · Score: 1

    Can we peak under alien skirts, or is this only virtual?

  14. Re:Silly question on Resistance To Antibiotics Found In Isolated Amazonian Tribe · · Score: 1

    Missionaries taste like chicken.

  15. Re:FM Radio in disaster on Does Lack of FM Support On Phones Increase Your Chances of Dying In a Disaster? · · Score: 1

    listen to is the NOAA weather radio - around here its 162.500 megahertz, and the voice was recorded by Stephen Hawking

    "There is a black hole approaching from the south-east. Please evacuate as fast as possible..."

  16. Summary on The Origin of the First Light In the Universe · · Score: 1

    Summary: God went bowling to knock some sense into wayward particle clumps.

  17. Re:Is it the Apps? on John Gruber On Third-party Apple Watch Apps: They Suck and Are Really Slow · · Score: 0

    You mean like the iPhone...Oh, wait, that was a rushed piece of [bleep] as well.

    Especially if you held it "wrong".

  18. Re:Still don't get where the market is on John Gruber On Third-party Apple Watch Apps: They Suck and Are Really Slow · · Score: 1

    who the heck wears a watch nowadays, other than old people...And why would I want to be constantly interrupted by stuff I don't want to do anything about?

    So you can more easily press the "F off!" and/or "Get off my lawn!" reply button.

  19. Re:Pioneers get arrows in back on John Gruber On Third-party Apple Watch Apps: They Suck and Are Really Slow · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and Microsoft...had phones YEARS before Apple did.

    But people expect Microsoft to suck.

    We use Microsoft because help for all the glitches and work-arounds are relatively easy to find because everybody else uses Microsoft and gijillion people already ran into and documented the issues we encounter. It's the Network Effect applied to volume suckage.

    Microsoft just couldn't sell enough phones for the Volume Suckage Network Effect to kick in.

  20. Pioneers get arrows in back on John Gruber On Third-party Apple Watch Apps: They Suck and Are Really Slow · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's a new field. Vendors are going to trip and stumble until the lessons of the street straiten things out. The first PC apps sucked, the first Mac apps sucked, the first Linux apps were...all in EMACS, anyhow, you get the point.

  21. Re:Oh dear... on Scientists Close To Solving the Mystery of Where Dogs Came From · · Score: 1

    Absolute true story I'm embarrassed to say:

    My 7 year old son: "Pffft, I know how babies are made; I watch all the nature channels".

  22. Re: Buyer's remorse on LA Schools Seeking Refund Over Botched iPad Plan · · Score: 1

    You don't see people pulling out a crossword puzzle when you are at dinner with them.

    I guess you had better dates than I did.

  23. I knew it would come to this on MakerBot Lays Off 20 Percent of Its Employees · · Score: 1

    "You've been replaced by your own robots"

  24. Intel will prop them up on AMD Withdraws From High-Density Server Business · · Score: 1

    I suspect Intel will find a way to keep AMD alive using pricing games to avoid both anti-trust accusations and the appearance that X86 cpu's are a dying biz. Intel and AMD need each other whether they like it or not.

  25. why central Texas has water is because of the creation of a lake system via dams. This would be never, ever done today...

    You imply it's Fate's Will and/or a "good thing" that we heavily populate arid land.

    I suppose you could argue "we do it because we can", but then don't whine when Blow Back hits.