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Automakers To Gearheads: Stop Repairing Cars

Mr_Blank writes Automakers are supporting provisions in copyright law that could prohibit home mechanics and car enthusiasts from repairing and modifying their own vehicles. In comments filed with a federal agency that will determine whether tinkering with a car constitutes a copyright violation, OEMs and their main lobbying organization say cars have become too complex and dangerous for consumers and third parties to handle. The dispute arises from a section of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act that no one thought could apply to vehicles when it was signed into law in 1998. But now, in an era where cars are rolling computing platforms, the U.S. Copyright Office is examining whether provisions of the law that protect intellectual property should prohibit people from modifying and tuning their cars.

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  1. You no longer own a car by davydagger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you simply get to use it, and the automaker gets a final say in how you use your car. good grief.

    1. Re:You no longer own a car by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess when my windshield gets a knick in it or if someone rubs my fender, it's time to throw out my car!

    2. Re:You no longer own a car by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indeed. Sounds like Apple.

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    3. Re:You no longer own a car by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fine, if I no longer fucking own the damned car, then they can charge me considerably less for it.

      What they want to do it wipe out the doctrine of "First Sale" which says "this is my property, what you think I should do is irrelevant".

      This is just a cash grab by greedy assholes.

      But if the car isn't mine, don't go expecting the same amount of money for it.

      I sincerely hope these auto makers get smacked down really hard.

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    4. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this this and this

      the land of the free, murica

    5. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can mod your Apple if you want. No law prohibits it.
       
      But I guess when all you got is a hammer everything looks like a nail. Thanks for not bringing anything to the table here.

    6. Re:You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 2

      Its already been like that for a while actually.
      Have you ever tried replacing a major component such as a transmission of a car yourself? in most cases the car does an audit of whats plugged in before it will even turn the engine over. If an installed part has a serial number that doesn't match the ECU's stored manifest, the car wont even try to start. To update the manifest you need a dealer-only tool.

    7. Re:You no longer own a car by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      Since I'm not buying it I shouldn't be taxed on it, but aren't we taxed on the phones even though they're leased?

    8. Re:You no longer own a car by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 2

      You can mod your Apple if you want. No law prohibits it, yet

      FTFY.

    9. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you ever owned apple hardware?

      I've modded more than a few devices, more than a few times, and Apple has no problem with it...

    10. Re:You no longer own a car by Wootery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nothing a nice, expensive official repair shop won't fix.

    11. Re:You no longer own a car by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      But the technology does.

    12. Re:You no longer own a car by kheldan · · Score: 2

      Not even going to mince words here: They want to be assholes.

      Of course this will never be allowed to happen. If so it might well completely collapse the economy. There are many, many people who cannot afford to pay someone to do repair work on their vehicles, and what are you going to tell them? "Sorry, you have to quit your job you're just getting by on, and take a shittier job within walking distance of home, because you can't afford to pay exhorbitant fees to have simple repairs done to your car that you otherwise were doing yourself, for the cost of parts and supplies". Also, what about auto parts stores? You'd essentially be declaring them illegal, too, putting more people out of work, as you collapse an entire industry.

      It's madness, it's stupid, it'll never, ever happen. Nothing to see here, move along, everyone..

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    13. Re:You no longer own a car by Wootery · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since I'm not buying it I shouldn't be taxed on it

      Nope. Legally you own it. The summary is pretty clear the automakers are abusing copyright, remember?

    14. Re:You no longer own a car by rnturn · · Score: 1

      Great... Next we'll be told that it's a "transportation appliance" with no user serviceable parts inside..

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    15. Re:You no longer own a car by mark-t · · Score: 1

      What if *YOU* build it?

    16. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The DMCA act actually prohibits rooting your phone, there is an exception to the law presently, but it needs to be renewed every few years unlike the DMCA...

      So yeah, there is a law that prohibits it, luckily a few individuals brought it to a court and got an exception for that particular case, for now.

    17. Re:You no longer own a car by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sales is all they understand. Now they would like to force you to use them for service. Next it will be "Remove all cars more than X years old because of pollution ( I know, you think a car manufacturer would not touch that topic, but they will) and safety issues. The only thing you can do is convert an old car to electric (and they will scream about safety for that too) and not buy a car under the new terms.

      From a legislative point of view, an automobile conveys more personal freedom than anything other than weapons. Therefor it will be constrained, (you can only drive this or that type of vehicle) then limited (i. e. mass transit or autonomous-cabs for the masses), then restricted (as in "Hey you middle class,go huddle with the masses") until only the elite have actual freedom of movement.

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    18. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ugh, I think you need to actually work on cars before saying anything like that.

      Only the Nissan GTR has an engine mated and tuned directly to the transmission. Other high end (150+k) cars would have this even remotely possible. Cars are mass produced. The transmission your car can be replaced with any of the like car transmissions without being disabled.

    19. Re:You no longer own a car by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      They want to be assholes.

      "Want to be"!?!

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    20. Re:You no longer own a car by acoustix · · Score: 2

      Have you ever owned apple hardware?

      I've modded more than a few devices, more than a few times, and Apple has no problem with it...

      You must be new here.

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/14/11/16/1749220/apple-disables-trim-support-on-3rd-party-ssds-in-os-x

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    21. Re:You no longer own a car by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Informative

      We kind of do the pollution thing already- you need to take smog tests in most states to keep it registered. Older cars have more trouble than newer ones. There are exemptions for cars old enough to be classics, but it is effective at weeding out those in the 15-20 year old range.

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    22. Re:You no longer own a car by technology_dude · · Score: 1

      Extrapolate that thought process. Put so much safety control mechanisms onto firearms that they would only function at "approved" firing ranges or within certain "geofences". Can't let stupid people make stupid mistakes.

    23. Re:You no longer own a car by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      TFA doesn't say which "Automakers" are in on this. I'm guessing that this is an American-only cabal. Although Chrysler is really an Italian company, as it is owned by Fiat.

      So simple solution . . . don't buy an American car, if you want to own your vehicle.

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    24. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I used to work for A major auto maker, this story is a bit of click bait since more likely what they are talking about is liability issues with modified vehicle controllers. People would over tune there car via third party apps, then end up blowing the motor on race day. They would flash the car back to stock and make a warranty claim.

      I don't think anyone is looking to stop you from putting new breaks on your car, or putting more mundane aftermarket parts on the vehicle.

    25. Re:You no longer own a car by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Informative

      But the technology does.

      Actually, it doesn't. You just have to know how. All it takes is the skill to pull it off, and the cojones to laugh at the EULA/Warranty warnings.

      Some of us have been modifying Apples in ways they definitely weren't built for, and have been doing so for a very long time... (In this instance, the Cube was definitely not built to take on a Radeon 8500, or the horde of other modifications I made to it.)

      Seriously - bumping a HDD or RAM on a shiny new MacBook Pro is nothing that a decent soldering iron and top-grade solder can't help you accomplish. Much easier than, say, swapping out a car engine.

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    26. Re:You no longer own a car by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      The price of a car (and everything else, for that matter) has never been been determined by value, or utility, it is determined by what the market will bear.

      What they are hoping here is that the market will continue to pay current prices for cars while losing the right to modify or repair them. I'm sure the people who lease a new one every 2 years won't mind a bit; mechanics, tuners, and gearheads are another story.

      Since this is a democracy, we have to hope that people standing on principles of freedom / property rights / etc. weigh in big on this issue, because tuners, gearheads and mechanics are nowhere near 50% of the population.

    27. Re:You no longer own a car by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You'll have to try harder than that for an example, because that's already been defeated very handily.

      Oh, and these guys will happily sell you shiny new SSD's with native OSX TRIM support.

      (...besides, even without TRIM support there's no real difference for the average user in longevity or performance on an SSD. I've gone without it the whole time I've had mine; by the time the SSD wears out, I'll just go out and buy one twice the size - probably for the same price I paid for the 512GB Crucial SSD that I have shoved into my MBP right now.)

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    28. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you simply get to use it, and the automaker gets a final say in how you use your car. good grief.

      Yeah, good luck selling that fucking mentality as the average price of a car you buy is over $30,000.

      One doesn't pay that much to be called a glorified renter. Go find some idiot who thinks leasing is a bargain to sell that bullshit.

    29. Re:You no longer own a car by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends heavily on the state, county, etc.

      I was pretty livid living in Harris County (Houston, TX), driving past the petro-refineries pumping out visible tons of pollution per day to take my 3rd round smog test because my 1600cc car that I drive 4000 miles a year was measuring 230ppm hydrocarbons instead of the legal 220 - meanwhile our 5900cc pickup truck had a legal limit of 330ppm....

    30. Re: You no longer own a car by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Quoted for visibility:

      Ugh, I think you need to actually work on cars before saying anything like that.

      Only the Nissan GTR has an engine mated and tuned directly to the transmission. Other high end (150+k) cars would have this even remotely possible. Cars are mass produced. The transmission your car can be replaced with any of the like car transmissions without being disabled.

      Seriously - even if they did pull something stupid like GP insists, parts have to be replaced somehow, and therein lies the loophole. After all, how else do you think you can currently buy computer readers/chip-programmers/performance-enhancing chips/etc in aftermarket right now?

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    31. Re:You no longer own a car by Forgefather · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ironically the Italians are the worst at this sort of stuff. Ever catch a glimpse of the Ferrari agreements? They actually prohibit you from selling your car to anyone that Ferrari doesn't approve for two years after purchase.

      Apparently it's to keep the collector's value high.

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    32. Re:You no longer own a car by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 2

      I know as an anti-theft "feature", some makes have coding on the radio making it impossible to replace with another OEM radio.

      Here's another one: Someone I know accidentally set off the airbags in their car (no collision). They replaced the bags, but the air bag light was still on. Toyota couldn't simply "reset the fault" and wanted to sell him a whole new air bag computer ($$$). He found some online outfit that will reset the computer.

    33. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Different AC here:

      That used to be the case, but not now. Imagine what an automaker can do with the fact that the car's software is licensed, not sold:

      1: The car doesn't move until the next owner pays the licensing fees.

      2: Want to turn the A/C on? In-app purchase.

      3: Want to activate towing? IAP.

      4: Want the ability to have a larger battery? IAP.

      This is already happening:

      1: One European brand of car won't start if the battery is disconnected and reconnected for any reason, until it is towed to the dealership and "registered" by special dealer equipment. This is supposedly for protecting the delicate circuits of the ECM. I call BS on this one since there are things called voltage regulators which do this, and have been doing so.

      2: Another European brand of panel van is getting a number of complaints on the forums. Since it is a diesel, there are times where you can't just fill up the DEF tank... it will tell you it can only start 8 more times, then refuse to move, requiring a tow so the dealer can plug a device in and tell the vehicle its piss tank is full.

      3: Still another vehicle manufacturer, from overseas only warrants their vehicles to run B5. Well, guess what... you may encounter random gas stations and states which mandate all the way to B20. Fill that vehicle up with that type of diesel fuel, and the ECM will flag the warranty as voided, throw a check engine light, then go into limp-home mode (max speed 20 mph) until the fuel is drained and the dealer plugs in a device. The dealer might just demand all injectors and the high pressure fuel pump be replaced just for giggles until he resets the ECM as well.

      People bash American cars. Where I see the technology lockdown are the overseas vehicles coming in. I can still get a $8 (transponder key from eBay) Ford or Chevy key programmed into its RFID key system manually. A new key with an overseas make of vehicle means a $200 trip to the dealer, and a $300 key.

      As for people dropping a tune, flashing, and flashing back, there are many other ways to find that. Certain patterns of coking on the heads will guarantee an void warranty entry into OASIS at a Ford place, for example.

    34. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At times like this I wish some government entity or other authority would tell the car companies layer that they are way out of line and that they should back the hell off unless they want to be shut down permanently.
      This is essentially assholes trying to see how much they can get away with. Just saying "here but no further" isn't enough, someone has to make them back away from the line.

    35. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      >I guess when my windshield gets a knick in it or if someone rubs my fender, it's time to throw out my car!

      Keep complaining like that and they'll put you on the next bus to Mars, or some place with less water like California.

    36. Re: You no longer own a car by TWX · · Score: 1

      The closest I've ever heard where such mismatches caused non-function in normal cars has been when PCMs and BCMs get swapped, and even in those cases, I'm not sure if it was a lockout condition, or simply some kind of incompatible mismatch.

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    37. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth does "only the Nissan GTR has an engine mated and tuned directly to the transmission" actually mean? Because as a car guy, I have a sneaking suspicion that the expression is 100% bullshit.

    38. Re:You no longer own a car by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Older cars have more trouble than newer ones. There are exemptions for cars old enough to be classics, but it is effective at weeding out those in the 15-20 year old range.

      My 1993 Ford Escort Wagon (yes, I still own it) has absolutely no trouble passing State of Washington emissions laws. It's not even close to the limits.

      My vehicle currently gets roughly 35 mpg highway and 30 mpg city. I know it's simplistic to use gas mileage as a proxy for gasoline conversion efficiency, but - it is not obvious to me that there's been significant improvement in gas engines over the past 20 or 30 years. I don't see a lot of similarly-sized new cars that do better than - or even as good as - my old beater.

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    39. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also came here to talk about First Sale doctrine and copyright exhaustion. If I buy a book, I can rip out pages, right in the margins, tape in new pages, use whiteout or markers to 'redact' it. etc. Why do they think this doesn't apply to a car just because "ooh, it has SENSORS and COMPUTERS and DIGITAL stuff"? Crazy people is what they are. I know that the DMCA (terrible set of laws) is part of why they think they can get away with it. That whole "oh, but you hacked around a technical restriction so you are a criminal and maybe even a terrorist" crap is bad.

    40. Re:You no longer own a car by neoritter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because you actually need to RTFA.

      This is linked in the article: http://copyright.gov/1201/2015...

      Relevant section:

      In comments submitted so far, automakers have expressed concern that allowing outsiders to access electronic control units that run critical vehicle functions like steering, throttle inputs and braking "leads to an imbalance by which the negative consequences far outweigh any suggested benefits," according to the Alliance of Global Automakers. In the worst cases, the organizations said an exemption for enthusiasts "leads to disastrous consequences."

      You'll see "Global" in that quote mind you. But if you look at some of the organizations, they include companies like Honda, Nissan, Kia, Hyundai, Toyota, Volvo, etc. I'm gonna just chalk this up to anti-American bias.

    41. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is simply to prevent people removing or disabling the 'unfeatures' which we do not want but that car makers are increasingly likely to put in our cars, for example tracking devices. It also allows them to introduce tiered pricing structures based on which features they have simply turned off (even though the hardware for the premium/luxury model may be identical to an entry level model).

    42. Re:You no longer own a car by currently_awake · · Score: 2

      Step 1: find out what car companies are behind this. Step 2: never buy from them again. After all, they are all foreign companies now. Having a main office in my country (and nothing else) might be good enough for the government, but not for me.

    43. Re:You no longer own a car by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      As in this story, the law might already prohibit it, just nobody noticed yet and presented the claim.

    44. Re:You no longer own a car by scdeimos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you ever owned apple hardware? I've modded more than a few devices, more than a few times, and Apple has no problem with it...

      Have you ever owned an iMac from this decade? No screws on the outside with which to open it up - you have to buy a 3rd party cutter disc to cut the glue between the front glass and chassis so you can lift the whole unit out to work on it. The latest models can't even have their desk stands removed to put them on a Vesa mount - you have to preorder one with the Vesa mount fitted already!

    45. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more amusing when you realize the artificially low speed limits in Harris country ( and one adjacent county ) are due to lobbying the idiots in charge into believing that the higher speed limits are why the air pollution is so bad. :| ( This is why when you are exactly two counties outside of Harris County, the speed limit magically jumps to 75 )

      Even more fun to watch the 18-wheeler or dump truck pull away from a red light or stop sign spewing enough crap from the exhaust to blot out the sun in a half a block radius.

      There is absolutely no way the mega-chemical and petro-chemical plants all churning out stuff that will dissolve various parts of your car* when mixed with the humidity could possibly be the culprits here :|

      *True story. While living in Pasadena, the windshield wipers decided to break down and smear themselves across my windshield one morning.

    46. Re:You no longer own a car by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It is just the electronics, and you can own the computer and not have copyright to modify the software.

      You can, however, replace it.

      This may stop some user modification if they are successful, but the more interesting stuff I see all involves replacing their shitty electronics with real computers and open software. That has no chance of being prevented by this.

    47. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you are another of those people who believe that steam is pollution? Visible pollution. Right. Now, I am not saying that they are 100% clean or anything naive like that. But what you must be mistaking for "smoke" is almost always "steam" (except in rarer cases when they need to "flare" - depending on jurisdiction though that shouldn't happen too often)...

    48. Re:You no longer own a car by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      This is about profit margins. To fix your car you can shop around and get the best deal. But if they ban competition then you must go to a single place and pay whatever they ask or throw away the car. It wipes out the independant garages, the aftermarket parts, and the used parts market all at once.

    49. Re:You no longer own a car by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Don't be surprised to see some asshole, somewhere in government, declare that it should be illegal to repair your own car without "training", let alone build one.

      And they can do it through existing regulations I bet...in order to regulate CO2, all vehicles must have these controls implemented in an approved devices, which are only available for $2000, unless you build at least 100,000 cars a year, then they are $12.87.

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    50. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have YOU ever owned an iMac from this decade? The front glass is held on with magnets.

    51. Re:You no longer own a car by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Actually, it doesn't. You just have to know how. All it takes is the skill to pull it off, and the cojones to laugh at the EULA/Warranty warnings.

      That's exactly why I use iTunes to develop all of my WMD projects.

      From the iTunes EULA: "You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or biological weapons."

    52. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just looked. It appears as though ALL the companies are behind this...

    53. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was, it isn't anymore. All the new machines use a replaceable form seal around the edges. They haven't used magnets in over two years.

    54. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is just the electronics, and you can own the computer and not have copyright to modify the software.

      You can, however, replace it.

      This may stop some user modification if they are successful, but the more interesting stuff I see all involves replacing their shitty electronics with real computers and open software. That has no chance of being prevented by this.

      Sure, until the automakers argue that the vehicle's distributed network of components constitutes a computer as a whole. Go ahead, replace your faulty $5 oil sensor then.

      It doesn't matter what this does and does not affect. What matters is what it has the potential to effect. Like the summary says, nobody expected that the DMCA would be applied to cars, yet here we are. The problem with fucked up laws like the DMCA is that they are not given any real restrictions on what the law covers, and this is intentional so that the current ass-fuckers-in-charge can find yet another way to fuck over the general population and stuff their pockets even more. The DMCA needs to go the fuck away already.

    55. Re:You no longer own a car by idontgno · · Score: 1

      That has no chance of being prevented by this.

      Of course they do. They get state laws passed banning aftermarket/DIY electronics, in the interests of (safety|emissions|"The Children"|stopping terrorists|whatever the moral panic of the day is).

      After that, all it takes is a state regime of vehicle inspections at registration time, and the ability to detect non-standard parts (electronically, and physically). Plus denying registration for a modded car.

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    56. Re:You no longer own a car by careysub · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Penguinisto: you need to try harder than that. The claim was that Apple had a problem with it. If Apple disables TRIM support on a 3rd party SSD, that is solid evidence that Apple has a problem with it. The fact that it can be defeated does not nullify the point.

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    57. Re:You no longer own a car by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      That has no chance of being prevented by this.

      By this, probably not. Your insurance company might have something to say about rolling your own ECU though, and you just know they'll jump at the chance to deny more claims.

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    58. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it was overpriced garbage.

    59. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposedly each GTR's engine and transmission are tuned together and not 2 GTRs engine's and transmissions are alike. No transmission from one GTR will work properly in another GTR. But like I said, supposedly. I call bullshit on this one too.

    60. Re:You no longer own a car by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Two points:
      A) Leases get taxed. Consumption taxes (e.g. state sales tax or VAT) are derived in various ways from the value provided by/added to the goods or services being consumed. So, whether you lease or buy, you're being provided with something of value and will be expected to pay taxes on it.

      B) You actually do own your phone. You either bought it outright in cash or else the contract you signed granted you ownership in exchange for a promise to stay with your carrier for the next few years. Either way, it's yours, so even if taxes didn't apply to leases, you'd still be paying taxes on your phone.

    61. Re:You no longer own a car by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      15-20 year old cars don't fail smog checks unless they were already the big polluters of their day or they're broken. My '98 Ford Escort has never come remotely close to failing a California smog test, nor did my '91 car before it.

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    62. Re:You no longer own a car by Memnos · · Score: 1

      FUCK THEM! Take you're juiced up car and run them down if you see them crossing the street, and send the company a bill for any damages their mangled bodies cause to your car when you hit them. Streisand effect anyone?

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    63. Re:You no longer own a car by adolf · · Score: 1

      New cars tend to be much, much heavier. If it is true that performance is about the same, then it would serve as a testament to the increase in both engine output and efficiency.

    64. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, if one of the LEDs in your modern headlights breaks, you're gonna need a completely new headlight unit. That can be a cool grand or two.

    65. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously - bumping a HDD or RAM on a shiny new MacBook Pro is nothing that a decent soldering iron and top-grade solder can't help you accomplish. Much easier than, say, swapping out a car engine.

      How does one use a soldering iron to replace BGA RAM chips?

    66. Re:You no longer own a car by guises · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because something can be done, with enough know-how and tools, doesn't mean that you're not being prevented from doing it. When you need a soldering iron just to change a battery or to add some RAM I think you've fallen into this category.

      "Being locked in jail doesn't prevent you from leaving, all you need is a hacksaw and some elbow grease. People have been modifying jails this way for a very long time."

    67. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can build it, but if you want to run it on public roads you'll need to get it certified, and that'll cost.

    68. Re:You no longer own a car by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm gonna just chalk this up to anti-American bias.

      I'm American.

      Wikipedia tells us this about the "Association of Global Automakers": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

      The Association of Global Automakers (Global Automakers) is a Washington, D.C.-based trade association and Lobby group whose members include international automobile and light duty truck manufacturers that build and sell products in the United States.

      However, most bizarrely, here is the member list: Aston Martin, Ferrari, Honda, Hyundai, Isuzu, KIA, Maserati, McLaren, Nissan, Subaru, Suzuki and Toyota. Notably missing, the Americans and the Germans. So this looks more like this is coming from some sort of Asian lobbying group.

      So I will have to correct my statement in my original post:

      So simple solution . . . don't buy an Asian car, if you want to own your vehicle.

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    69. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously - bumping a HDD or RAM on a shiny new MacBook Pro is nothing that a decent soldering iron and top-grade solder can't help you accomplish. Much easier than, say, swapping out a car engine.

      How does one use a soldering iron to replace BGA RAM chips?

      You need an appropriate hot air rework setup, and maybe a hot plate, but it can be done.

    70. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Um, I don't think they're using those in any modern headlights yet, except maybe for a handful of high-end luxury models perhaps. They still aren't installing xenon headlights on "normal" cars yet, only on the higher-end (30k+) models. They've come down some, but the $15-25k segment still uses old-fashioned halogens.

      And xenon headlights are pretty easy and cheap to fix, at least if it's just the bulb; the bulbs are readily replaceable, no different than the halogens.

    71. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older cars have more trouble than newer ones. There are exemptions for cars old enough to be classics, but it is effective at weeding out those in the 15-20 year old range.

      My 1993 Ford Escort Wagon (yes, I still own it) has absolutely no trouble passing State of Washington emissions laws. It's not even close to the limits.

      My vehicle currently gets roughly 35 mpg highway and 30 mpg city. I know it's simplistic to use gas mileage as a proxy for gasoline conversion efficiency, but - it is not obvious to me that there's been significant improvement in gas engines over the past 20 or 30 years. I don't see a lot of similarly-sized new cars that do better than - or even as good as - my old beater.

      Yup, my 1995 SUV has never failed to pass emissions in my state with "flying colors". It's rusting apart (being in New England) in a lot of other ways, but engine-wise it runs like a champ.

    72. Re:You no longer own a car by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Sure... but my point is that at least that's actually possible. I used to know a guy who built his own car... I'm not in contact with him any more so I can't go and ask him how much he paid for certification, but as far as I know the car was entirely road-legal.

    73. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By this, probably not. Your insurance company might have something to say about rolling your own ECU though, and you just know they'll jump at the chance to deny more claims.

      Most of the people I know that have their high end cars ECU tuned for better performance (the type of mod the automotive industry is trying to lock us out of by following the signed and encrypted binary blob path) already have so much money set aside for cars that insurance is not much of a problem to them.

      In my state a secured bond of $20000 legally serves as proof of insurance.
      With such a secured bond set aside (once, if you are never in an accident) you don't need to pay an insurance company anything.

      Yes, you don't get the insurance companies lawyers to try and reduce that maximum payout amount to something lower.
      Yes, that only covers the other people in the accident and not yourself (neither your car nor any medical bills that may come about)

      But of the people I know, $20k isn't even a tenth of their yearly "fun car money", and compared to the reoccurring cost of insurance coverage that is a sunk cost even if you are never in an accident, this method can be much much cheaper for them in the long run.

    74. Re:You no longer own a car by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      If so it might well completely collapse the economy.

      You say that as if some in power don't see that ideologically as a feature, rather than a bug. Many in positions of power/wealth have set themselves up so that they would benefit hugely in various ways such as politically/ideologically and financially from such a disaster, and in fact use it as a catapult into total authoritarian takeover.

      George Soros, as one example, has made a pastime of profiting, and many say working to cause, national currencies and economies to collapse. There are many others who would stand to benefit enormously in various ways both inside and outside the US from it's economic/political collapse.

      Bottom up, top down, inside-out.

      Strat

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    75. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, you only have to meet the pollution laws in effect at the time of manufacture. If you're vehicle is in good running order, it should be able to meet those. As long as you can get the parts, check the diagnostic codes, and work on your own car, you should be set. Once the manufacturers can lock away that info, forget it.

    76. Re:You no longer own a car by sinij · · Score: 1

      This is response to security researchers showing how vulnerable cars are. Automakers decided that the best way to stop malicious attackers from exploiting numerous vulnerabilities is to go after white hats with paid-for legislation.
       
      Idiots.

    77. Re:You no longer own a car by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Next it will be "Remove all cars more than X years old because of pollution ( I know, you think a car manufacturer would not touch that topic, but they will) and safety issues.

      Wow, you have a short memory.

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    78. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The limits for your Escort are based on its year and what it was designed for based on the laws at the time Your newer car will have newer limits that are usually much more restrictive. Actually it is a little more complicated than that because 1995/96 and up cars are required to have OBDII and an actual tail pipe emissions check is not required, it si a check of the computer for reported faults. That being said, your 2014 Focus could have the check engine light on and it will fail emmisions even though it could still have much lower hydrocarbons, nitrogen oxide, or carbon dioxide

    79. Re:You no longer own a car by ewibble · · Score: 1

      Car keys are another example. It costs $400 a key on my $20,000 car, it came with 2 so 4% of the value of the car was in the keys. It is cheaper to buy and install an alarm system, with 2 keys than to get a new key.

      I love the free market it is great, but it only works if it has competition, which forces producers to reduce there price, and become more efficient. Copyright removes competition. As a result you get crazy prices like this.

    80. Re:You no longer own a car by steak · · Score: 1

      the framers of the constitution could never have foreseen dual clutch transmissions.

    81. Re:You no longer own a car by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      But of the people I know, $20k isn't even a tenth of their yearly "fun car money", and compared to the reoccurring cost of insurance coverage that is a sunk cost even if you are never in an accident, this method can be much much cheaper for them in the long run.

      If you're making enough that you can spend $200K just on fun car stuff, then yes, it's quite likely you can self-insure and not worry about that. The vast majority of people that like to tinker with their cars aren't in that income bracket, though. As regards the $20K bond - good luck if that's all you have to pay for in a serious accident. That quite possibly won't even cover the cost of the other car if it's totalled, much less medical expenses for another party that's seriously injured.

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    82. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      it is not obvious to me that there's been significant improvement in gas engines over the past 20 or 30 years. I don't see a lot of similarly-sized new cars that do better than - or even as good as - my old beater.

      It's not obvious to you because you aren't paying attention and looking at all the variables. New cars are different from early 90s cars in two big ways:

      1) weight. 1a) crashworthiness: a new car will let you walk away from horrific crashes which your '93 POS will kill you. That alone should get you to dump that old heap. However, that crashworthiness comes at a price: cars are heavier than they used to be, usually by at least 500 pounds. Those 80s econoboxes were really small and light; you can't get anything that light any more. 1b) soundproofness: new cars are much quieter inside than your '93 POS. You're probably deaf now because all the interior noise in that thing. However, again this comes at a cost: the soundproofing adds weight. It used to be that only expensive luxury cars like Mercedes had this stuff, but now even $25k regular cars are super-quiet inside.

      2) horsepower. New cars have a LOT more horsepower than your old '93 POS. Even "economy" cars are fast now. Back in the 80s, it was normal for an economy sedan to have 90HP and take 15 seconds to get to 60mph. Not any more; even "economy" cars now have sub-10s 0-60 times, and "regular" sedans can do it in 7-8s, which used to be sports car territory in the 80s-90s. No one wants slow cars any more, and in fact they can be considered dangerous since they can't merge properly. But again, this comes at a price: fuel economy.

      New cars with GDI engines have truly impressive fuel-economy numbers these days, being able to push 3200-pound cars around with 200+ HP while still getting 37mpg.

    83. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically the Italians are the worst at this sort of stuff. Ever catch a glimpse of the Ferrari agreements? They actually prohibit you from selling your car to anyone that Ferrari doesn't approve for two years after purchase.

      Apparently it's to keep the collector's value high.

      Where did you grab that from? I _own_ a Ferrari, and there never was such a Restriction.
      Perhaps you are thinking of this:
      https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140902/11491828395/ferrari-drm-dont-screw-with-our-logos-well-let-you-know-if-its-ok-to-sell-your-car.shtml
      All that it says is that Ferrari claims the right of "First Refusal" within the two year period. You agree to sell it to them for Fair Market Value, _if they want it_. If they don't, you are on your own.
      This was to prevent Speculation, a big problem with new Ferraris, since the Gold-Chain Set got involved.
      However, the F430 is actually run-of-the-mill. Things get interesting when it comes to run-of-the-millions. When a ratty California Spyder goes for 16 Huge, the demand for low serial number 250GTs and GT/Es exploded. There are more fake SWBs, California Spyders, and GTOs than were ever produced in the first place, using genuine Ferrari motors, chassis, transmissions, and number plates. (See 2263GT for an example.)

    84. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The automakers have tried this before. The US federal government had to step in and fix it, with the Magnusson-Moss Warranty Act, which makes it illegal for automakers to require you to use their dealerships or parts, or to deny your warranty claims based on this, unless they can prove the non-OEM part caused the problem or they give you the parts for free. (This also includes fluids; some automakers tried to insist that not using their $$$ manufacturer-branded oil or coolant was grounds for denying a warranty claim.)

      Thanks to the DMCA, they're trying this shit all over again. Thanks a lot, Clinton.

    85. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The Federal Magnusson-Moss Warranty Act should prevent any such state laws from being enforced.

    86. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      People have already been "rolling their own ECUs" for a couple decades now.

    87. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      3: Still another vehicle manufacturer, from overseas only warrants their vehicles to run B5. Well, guess what... you may encounter random gas stations and states which mandate all the way to B20. Fill that vehicle up with that type of diesel fuel, and the ECM will flag the warranty as voided, throw a check engine light, then go into limp-home mode (max speed 20 mph) until the fuel is drained and the dealer plugs in a device. The dealer might just demand all injectors and the high pressure fuel pump be replaced just for giggles until he resets the ECM as well.

      Um, I don't see the problem with this one. Manufacturers have every right to require you to use a certain type of fuel; if you put diesel in your gasoline car, do you think the dealership is going to fix that mess for free? Yeah, it sucks that the grades of diesel available in the US are shit; in Europe, they use better diesel, and their cars are designed for it. That's a good reason not to buy a diesel car in America.

      The other things are indeed BS, especially the battery thing. One requirement of any automotive electronic module is that it has protection on the power bus, to protect against overvoltage and even installing the battery backwards, and also something called a "load dump", where some moron disconnects the battery while the engine is running. This circuit protection has been standard for decades. Generally, you can satisfy these requirements with a rectifier diode on the input and a TVS (transient voltage suppressor) diode).

    88. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The true irony here, is that, automobile manufacturing is a now, and historically since it's invention, American staple. It's become a slap in the face to the buyer that, you no longer can fix your car. WE, only who we say can, fix your car. That's about the most un-American thing I've ever heard!

    89. Re:You no longer own a car by ylleKnaD · · Score: 0

      My 1993 Ford Escort Wagon (yes, I still own it) has absolutely no trouble passing State of Washington emissions laws. It's not even close to the limits.

      My vehicle currently gets roughly 35 mpg highway and 30 mpg city. I know it's simplistic to use gas mileage as a proxy for gasoline conversion efficiency, but - it is not obvious to me that there's been significant improvement in gas engines over the past 20 or 30 years. I don't see a lot of similarly-sized new cars that do better than - or even as good as - my old beater.

      I drove a 1993 Mercury Tracer wagon similar to your Escort for 18-1/2 years. It was a very reliable and durable car. I sold it to the brother of a co-worker 3-1/2 years ago and still see it every now and then. I got 30 to 31 MPG on my daily commute.

      I replaced it with a 2012 Ford Focus. On the same commute route, I have averaged 36 MPG on the 46K miles it has on it now. The Focus has almost twice the horsepower of the Tracer. (160 vs 88). Yes there are similarly sized cars that get worse milage than your Escort, but technology has improved efficiency.

    90. Re:You no longer own a car by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If they want to deny a claim that is part of my comprehensive coverage, that is possible, except that those parts cover me even if it is my fault. Most of the coverage is injury liability, and there they have to cancel the policy before the injury, or they're still the liable party. That is the flip side of the State insurance requirement; once they've sold the policy, they have a hard time denying claims. The gimmicks are way more often in the area of getting you to sign paperwork agreeing to a settlement before you're even done with the doctors and don't know yet what the damages are.

      Some States suck. If you're in one, my advice, have a good Voter Initiative process. In many States we're in full control of our own laws. In my State, they didn't ask about my ECU so it can't get them out of liability requirements.

      Heck, people with totally custom engines and control units still can get the required liability insurance. It is not a real thing to be denied insurance for a street-legal car unless you have accidents, lots of claims, or a bad driving record.

    91. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being American doesn't preclude you from having an anti-American bias. Quite the opposite, actually. We tend to be very hard on our country.

      So I will have to correct my statement in my original post: "So simple solution . . . "

      Maybe, instead of correcting your "simple solution" you should correct your behavior. Stop offering "simple solutions" without first reading at least a tiny bit about what's going on.

    92. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Another big difference I forgot to add: the EPA changed the methodology for calculating MPG back in 2006 or 2008. The test is tougher now, with A/C on all the time (it was off in earlier tests), so the same car will score several mpg lower using the new testing regime.

    93. Re:You no longer own a car by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      I'm currently building a car and I found that there is quite a bit of government support for the hobby. Texas recently changed their laws and accidentally made it impossible to register a home-built car - there was a shitstorm and a few months later the laws were fixed to allow it again. Even typically strict California issues 500 "you don't need any emissions equipment" stickers every year.

      I live in New York, and we need to keep every emissions control technology that originally came with whatever engine we use. The rules are pretty sane - it doesn't have to be exactly the same equipment, but if the engine came with a catalytic converter, you need one to register it. Same goes for PCV, exhaust air injection, and evap canister purge solenoid.

      Some states go as far as "You're building something that's a replica of a pre-1965 car? OK, you don't have to worry about the emissions thing".

    94. Re:You no longer own a car by caballew · · Score: 2

      Um, I don't think they're using those in any modern headlights yet, except maybe for a handful of high-end luxury models perhaps. They still aren't installing xenon headlights on "normal" cars yet, only on the higher-end (30k+) models. They've come down some, but the $15-25k segment still uses old-fashioned halogens.

      And xenon headlights are pretty easy and cheap to fix, at least if it's just the bulb; the bulbs are readily replaceable, no different than the halogens.

      You need to go car shopping, $30K+ is very common nowadays. And HID headlights cost from $70 to $250.

    95. Re:You no longer own a car by schnell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nothing a nice, expensive official repair shop won't fix.

      Well, somebody needs to play Devil's Advocate here, so I will. What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death? What if some homebrew-loving gearhead hacker decides to roll his own firmware for the car because he thinks he can squeeze some extra MPG out of it, and instead it zeroes out the odometer due to a glitch? Or disables the seatbelt warnings? Or randomly cuts of f the engine in the middle of the highway?

      Yes, it can be argued that negligent behavior causing death or injury already has penalties, but those are after the fact. We all understand how easy it is to screw up software. Do we want to be reactive or penalize it in the first place? Might it not be reasonable to say in effect that cars with owner-modified computers are fine but are no longer street legal?

      P.S. No, I don't work for a car company, I'm not a shill or a troll. In fact I generally find cars quite boring. But I find Slashdot even more boring when nobody attempts to find merit in a contrary opinion...

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    96. Re:You no longer own a car by threephaseboy · · Score: 1

      bumping a HDD or RAM on a shiny new MacBook Pro is nothing that a decent soldering iron and top-grade solder can't help you accomplish

      How exactly is a soldering iron going to help you upgrade the RAM?
      On the non-retina MBP, it's in a normal SO-DIMM socket. Don't need anything besides a screwdriver.
      On the retina MBP, it's going to be all BGA chips, and no iron, no matter how decent, is going to help you there.

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    97. Re:You no longer own a car by Sebby · · Score: 1
      You might be kidding, but that's not far from the truth.

      On my hatchback one of the turn signal lights burnt out - the manual said to bring it to a dealer for replacement. Ya, like I'll pay $60 for a friggin' light bulb. (The non-hatchback version doesn't have this 'requirement').

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    98. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My response is: That's YOUR (the automaker's) fault for making them that way, and therefore you need to change your habits, not me.

    99. Re:You no longer own a car by Predius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't need to worry about car complexity creating that scenario. An idiot wrench can absolutely wreck his ability to stop by sucking air into a caliper while 'bleeding the brakes' leading to a failed panic stop or fail to lock down cables on a carb leading to a stuck open throttle, etc.

    100. Re:You no longer own a car by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Ain't gonna happen. The average user will prefer it that way. It will be more convenient for them. What might happen is that people will demand that all costs, repair, insurance, registration, etc be included in the monthly payments. We don't own anything anymore, not even our bodies. Civil forfeiture and common medical practice saw to that. The government/repo man can come and take what they want, and resistance will be most feeble at best.

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    101. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      idiot ...offensive name for a person with profound mental retardation.

      PC Police here. If we can't say 'retarded', we can't say 'idiot' either. In fact, it's best not to say anything at all.

    102. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken by someone who had clearly never swapped out an engine. Spoiler alert: it's not a particularly big deal with the right tools, and the right tools don't have a huge price difference from those needed to reflow a BGA PCB.

    103. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And Any Member of the congress voting to NOT renew that provision will quickly find Themselves in a precarious position. It will be renewed each year for a very long time as a result.

    104. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're trying too hard.

    105. Re:You no longer own a car by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      And there is a reason not to name all these 'offenders'? You know, just for informational purposes...

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    106. Re:You no longer own a car by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      Um.That's how it used to be and nobody ever complained about it being too difficult. You spoiled kids with your easy expansion slots

    107. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death? What if some homebrew-loving gearhead hacker decides to roll his own firmware for the car because he thinks he can squeeze some extra MPG out of it, and instead it zeroes out the odometer due to a glitch? Or

      Just putting this out there, but for many years people have been able to put their own firmware into the PCM/ECM/whatever your manuf of choice calls their computers. My 1992 Mustang 5.0's computer is running a modification of the original ROM thanks to a piece of hardware called the Quarterhorse and it can do things in real time to the car's computer that the designers never even dreamed of. More modern cars have all the functionality needed to do this too, as soon as enterprising tuners crack the encryption and whatnot that manufacturers put in place.

    108. Re:You no longer own a car by Tokolosh · · Score: 2

      A freely-entered agreement between you and an automaker is one thing. A federal law limiting your rights is another.

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    109. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I WANT to disable my sealtbelt warning.

    110. Re:You no longer own a car by Required+Snark · · Score: 1, Informative
      Clinton signed this, but the legislation is a part of the long term Republican effort to deregulate, well, everything. It goes back at least as far as the Regan administration.

      The same arguments were used to justify the North American Trade Agreement, which was another terrible idea. NAFTA made it much easier both to move jobs out of the US to Mexico. Additionally it helped destroy small scale farming in northern Mexico, because these farms couldn't compete with subsidized US agribusiness. Now most of the food imported from Mexico is from large scale farming, because that is competitive. The end of small farms enabled the growth of marijuana farming and the growth of violent drug cartels.

      Besides the steaming pile of bull crap that is the DCMA, one of the other Republican moves was the repeal of the Glass-Steagall act, which directly lead to the Crash of 2008. Glass-Steagall didn't disappear all at once; the dismantling started during the Reagan years. It held up as long as the Democrats were in control and Volker was in charge if the FED. When Greenspan got in then the end of Glass-Steagall became a priority for the Republicans and Wall Street, and they got what they paid for.

      If you don't like the DCMA, you should be terrified by the TPP, a secret trade treaty. We, i.e. the public, had no clue about what is in this thing. It's been given so called "fast track" status, so there will very limited debate or opportunity to amend the language. And since it's an international treaty, it supersedes US law. If it passes in Congress, Obama will sign it. How do you feel about letting Asian nations decide our trade policies?

      The TPP effectively allows big business interests to offshore the regulatory process. It's so much easier to change the rules of the game in smaller countries where things like environmental and consumer protection have minimal impact. Since we have no idea with the treaty actually says, it seems likely that a lot of the protections that we have in the US will be effectively gutted with no way override it.

      If you think things are bad now, just wait.

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    111. Re:You no longer own a car by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, somebody needs to play Devil's Advocate here, so I will. What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death?

      Fuck, man, brakes have been like that for a hundred goddamn years!

      Stop letting "buh-buh-buh-computers!" be an excuse for corporate sociopaths and nanny-state asswipes to destroy your rights. Seriously.

      We have two choices: we can be free, or we can be safe. These are mutually exclusive. And in the United States of America, the only correct choice is to be free. Sniveling infantile cowards who think otherwise can fuck off and die.

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    112. Re: You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 2

      Ugh, I think you need to stop talking down to people. As it happens I do "actually" work on cars and have done so for a long time.

      >> Other high end (150+k) cars would have this even remotely possible.

      Wrong. There are many brands that all have cars under $40k that do this. You can start with most if not all Euro brands, especially the premium brands.

      >> Only the Nissan GTR has an engine mated and tuned directly to the transmission. ....which has exactly nothing to do with what I was describing. Please if you're going to respond at least bother to read what I actually wrote.

      >> The transmission your car can be replaced with any of the like car transmissions without being disabled.

      Wrong again.

    113. Re:You no longer own a car by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Sorry no. On my Nissan, to change the high-beam bulbs, you must first remove the fender liner, which uses single-use fasteners available only at the dealership. Low beams, it's just the battery or windshield washer reservoir, depending on the side.

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    114. Re:You no longer own a car by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Yes, because steam is black... the steam is full of partially burnt fuel. Volatile organic compounds, the stuff that gives you lung cancer.

    115. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I owned a Ford Escort forever and my gas milage wasn't as good as yours. I got about 27city/30 hwy (self measured).

      But cars are still getting more fuel efficient with time (if by only a little) http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/In-Gear/2013/0406/Average-fuel-economy-of-US-cars-reaches-an-all-time-high

    116. Re:You no longer own a car by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know this. My point was that there may come a time in the not-too-distant future when insurance companies push for legislation to allow them to deny coverage/claims on that basis.

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    117. Re:You no longer own a car by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      What American companies make cars theses days? Apart from Tesla.

    118. Re: You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Seriously - even if they did pull something stupid like GP insists

      They absolutely do. On purpose. So you HAVE to go through the dealer and get ripped off.

      Still don't believe me? prove me wrong by posting here the details of any aftermarket product that allows an individual to fit an alternative transmission (or even the correct replacement unit) in any recent Mercedes, BMW, Porsche, Jaguar or Land Rover without also having to pay a dealer or specialist through the nose.

    119. Re:You no longer own a car by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Move countries then. If I crash into someone (not on purpose) I'm not liable for their medical bills. ACC pays for it. They can't even sue me.

    120. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, those aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, being free is almost always safer anyway. Do you think crime was low when the KGB was assassinating political activists left, right, and center during the cold war? Fuck no. It was dangerous as hell. In a free society, though, crime naturally drops as time moves on.

    121. Re:You no longer own a car by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      My car has $1200 keys. I bought a second-hand one from Yahoo Auctions in Japan, cost $60.

    122. Re:You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Step 1: find out what car companies are behind this

      Pretty much all of them one way or another.

    123. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great points. and i will add: if my cars safety and reliability depends on software, not the physical structures, then i dont want to drive any more. i want direct physical control of my vehicle, or at most an electromechanical relay that doesnt need to run software to work. maybe a surgical robot could run on software, but not my car.

    124. Re:You no longer own a car by dwye · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the local Mercedes-Benz dealership doesn't do body work, so my parents had to go to the local Cadillac/5others dealer a couple years ago when a deer committed suicide by running into and bouncing off our front bumper and grill. It looked like almost no damage, but it took months to get everything fixed, since the Cadillac dealership/bodyshop didn't have any official trained MBenz mechanics to do the work that they would have had to do.

      So, no, your official repair shop might not handle your windshield crack or fender scratch, even now.

      The only automakers mentioned in the article (yes, I occasionally read them, so sue me) were GM and Ford, which are oddly enough the only two US companies left (left as US companies, at least). Whether Chrysler Fiat or any of the US manufacturing Japanese companies AREN'T doing this, aren't doing this YET, or just weren't worth mentioning since engineering decisions are made out of the country and thus beyond reach of mail campaigns, is anybody's guess.

    125. Re:You no longer own a car by pem · · Score: 1

      I used to work for A major auto maker, this story is a bit of click bait since more likely what they are talking about is liability issues with modified vehicle controllers. People would over tune there car via third party apps, then end up blowing the motor on race day. They would flash the car back to stock and make a warranty claim.

      That sucks, but the answer is better technology that makes that sort of thing easier to prove, or better technology that makes it more idiot-proof (like most cellphones have separate radio and baseband processors), not outlawing hacking.

    126. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I'm not buying it I shouldn't be taxed on it, but aren't we taxed on the phones even though they're leased?

      In the US, you are not taxed on the phone or other leased personal property, the actual owner is. However, they do pass the cost of that tax on to the consumer and must identify it as a sales tax. Even not-for-profits which might be tax exempt in a given jurisdiction get the charge, because it isn't a tax by the state, but reimbursement of the tax paid by the owner. This is no different than renting an apartment. The apartment owner pays property tax and passes it on to you as part of your rent. Unlike leases of personal property, for real estate, you are not required to disclose separately the portion passed on as tax.

    127. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My response is: That's YOUR (the automaker's) fault for making them that way, and therefore you need to change your habits, not me.

      Yep. Reminds me of Microsoft's excuse for why I couldn't remove IE from my machine because it's "integrated with Windows."

      Only because you designed it that way, Bill!

    128. Re:You no longer own a car by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      You need to go car shopping, $30K+ is very common nowadays. And HID headlights cost from $70 to $250.

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      You need to go parts shopping, $1000 for a single HID headlight (including the housing and the ballast) is not unusual.

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    129. Re:You no longer own a car by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I know as an anti-theft "feature", some makes have coding on the radio making it impossible to replace with another OEM radio.

      It doesn't do that. You just have to get the code with the radio. It decreases the value of used radios without the code, and increases the value of used radios with the code, but it doesn't devalue the radios completely.

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    130. Re: You no longer own a car by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You get a deliberate lockout in those conditions because of immobilizer codes. If I want to swap the PCM, cluster, or immo unit in my A8, I have to involve a dealer so I can recode the unit being replaced.

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    131. Re:You no longer own a car by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      not have copyright to modify the software

      This is where all this copyright bullshit is getting out of hand.

      There is one essential thing that copyright is supposed to require: making a damn copy!

      Unless the owner is doing that -- and people modifying their own cars won't be -- then copyright has no fucking business kicking in to begin with.

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    132. Re:You no longer own a car by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      If Apple has such a huge problem with it, then why did they give OWC a signed kext?

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    133. Re: You no longer own a car by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
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    134. Re:You no longer own a car by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      That was incentivization, not restrictive action. It's one thing to help someone replace an old car and another to disallow them for daily use... not seeing it coming may indicate a lack of foresight. Once that happens off lease and certified used cars with warranties will be gold...

      I would also not be surprised to see a stratification of drivers licensees with known, long term non-aggressive drivers allowed in traffic with autonomous cabs and buses while those who like to use their vehicle's potential to it's fullest or use driving for emotional expression may be limited as to where we can drive.
      [Disclaimer: I may be in the latter group at times]

      Obviously at that point shade tree mechanics (no matter how fancy a tree they have) and hotrodders will be out of the question.

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    135. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a newish car (2009), and it averages around 65mpg (4.3 L/100km) on the highway. Is it a similarly sized Mini. Curb weight is virtually identical... the Ford weighs in at 1130 kgs, and the Mini at 1150kgs. Engines are similar... 1.8 on the Ford, 1.6 on the Mini.

      Your old beater is getting terrible fuel economy compared to my newer similar class car.

    136. Re: You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      You just found somewhere that sells transmissions.
      How does that address what I actually said?

    137. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have two choices: we can be free, or we can be safe. These are mutually exclusive. And in the United States of America, the only correct choice is to be free. Sniveling infantile cowards who think otherwise can fuck off and die.

      So will you head the campaign to legalize murder?

    138. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit. A reflow kit can be had for about 1000eur, if you're not aiming for top notch. Given how an all-alloy engine is easily 200kg and those that contain steel parts are even heavier, I doubt you can get tools to detach it, and the lift/crane for a 1000.

    139. Re:You no longer own a car by davester666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hell, the moron who replaced the water pump in a truck just before I bought didn't bother to clip the radiator hoses down [just push them into their holders].

      Two weeks later, fan rubs a hole in it, and all the water gets pumped out.

      Fortunately, it was a cold day and I wasn't too far from a parts store...

      There are a million things that a weekend mechanic can do to make a vehicle dangerous to drive.

      And don't forget the manufacturer. They can't even get it right. Are there any vehicles that don't have one or more recalls issued for them, for all kinds of fun reasons like the ignition key turning to off [and locking the steering wheel in place] while the car is in motion, or the steering wheel coming off, engine revving or turning off spontaneously, transmission shifting incorrectly, brakes failing, air bags deploying [or not].

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    140. Re: You no longer own a car by squizzar · · Score: 1

      I call b.s. on your b.s.calling. The engine hoist would be a few hundred, everything else is just bolts. Another few hundred for a comprehensive socket/wrench set and you're there. You could probably buy an engine from an eBay car breaker with the remaining cash.

      I've done a land rover series 3 which are heavy cast iron, but dead simple: a few cables, water hoses, two engine mounts and the gearbox bell housing bolts and it's out - maybe a couple of hours. I also did an Audi a4 b5 2.8 which was a bit tricky - many more electrics (vs about 2 for the lr), power steering, air con, inaccessible ancillaries and no room to work. Whoever says the Germans have no sense of humor has never tried to work on one of their cars... anyway it took a few days but it got done.

    141. Re:You no longer own a car by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Best Futurama quote ever:

      http://www.tvfanatic.com/quote...

      well, that's related to this story and linked to in this post, there's a lot of other good ones as well. This one may not be the best or even in the top 10 but it's still good.

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    142. Re:You no longer own a car by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
      Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
      Professor: We're monsters!

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    143. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit whining already. If you don't like the treaty, buy a better one. Oh, you don't have the money? Too bad. (Snicker)

    144. Re:You no longer own a car by Kim0 · · Score: 1

      The most complex well functioning systems are made mostly by hobbyists, such as Linux, FreeBSD, etc.

    145. Re:You no longer own a car by captainpanic · · Score: 1

      No, the automakers just deliver what people want to buy. There is a good competition among car brands, and there even exist kit cars that you can build yourself, which will never have these kind of restrictions. Yet (nearly) everybody seems to choose the cars with all kinds of integrated software/hardware that are difficult or impossible to repair.

    146. Re:You no longer own a car by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Do not suppose that main dealers are more competent. I took my dad's Ford to the main dealer for some fix or other (I think it was a recall, but it was osme time ago, and I cant be sure).

      When I came to reverse out of the garage, the steering was unable to turn left!

      Some idiot had lost an original high tension steel bolt, and replaced it with a mild steel one that sheared when I turned the steering.

      I prefer to do the job myself if I have the facilities. At the local independent mechanics, there is a good chance the owner will look at the job after his junior has done it.

      I think it is at least as safe for a driver to repair his own car as an idiot on minimum wages in a main dealer's. and there is no chance at all that a main dealer can fix a microprocessor related problem. Hell, there is probably no one in the place that can even spell microprocessor.

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    147. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And in the United States of America, the only correct choice is to be free.

      LOL. What rock are you living under? For decades, the only choice in the USA has been to be safe. You've fortified your country, limited immigration, subjected yourself to anal probing in airports, get spied on by the NSA and whatever other government branch, are about to give up net neutrality, all of it in the name of safety and think-of-the-children.

    148. Re:You no longer own a car by scsirob · · Score: 1

      "...or fail to lock down cables on a carb"

      I'm pretty sure that cars still equipped with carbs are exempt from any copyright violation issues..

      More to the point, I can imagine that anyone modifying firmware in a self-driving car might be in trouble with just about everyone around them.

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    149. Re: You no longer own a car by bigkahunah · · Score: 1

      Isn't this already posted? http://m.slashdot.org/story/21...

    150. Re:You no longer own a car by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      It is however, both much easier to fuck up doing and much more expensive per fuckup.

    151. Re: You no longer own a car by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      Hell, at the price he suggested, you could throw in a small compressor, basic air tools (Harbor Freight or similar, not Matco or SnapOn), engine stand (nothing better to rebuild on!) and an inexpensive parts washer (my total was around $875 US.) in addition to the 'cherry picker' engine hoist.

      Pulling the engine in my '95 'Vette was kind of a bitch, (that is one HEAVY and awkward fucking hood to remove solo!!!) but she's always a bitch, and I love her regardless.

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    152. Re: You no longer own a car by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Audi wanted to charge me r4000 (about $600) to replace a broken key for my a3 (only the electronics we're damaged). I did a bit of shopping around and found a locksmith who could make and code a replacement electronic key circuit and install it in the key. Been working fine for about 2 years now. R250 including labour.

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    153. Re:You no longer own a car by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Well, if one of the LEDs in your modern headlights breaks, you're gonna need a completely new headlight unit. That can be a cool grand or two.

      Well don't buy a car with LEDs in the headlights

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    154. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh..imiting immigration is a GOOD thing. The problem with the US is we haven't limited it enough, so as to push down wages on behalf of corporations.

    155. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that related to copyright? DMCA doesn't forbid reverse engineering for the sake of itself, it does it to enforce copyright. Some copyright violations would be to vague to prove in the court otherwise (how big fraction of identical instructions comprises a violation?). This has nothing to do with safety or other potential benefits but who knows, maybe at some point copyright will become some sort of super-law controlling everything.

    156. Re:You no longer own a car by kyrsjo · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, they should brake much less often than bulbs.

    157. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like with most things (computers included) most people do not know what they are buying.It's not what people want, it's what people don't know they don't want.

    158. Re:You no longer own a car by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      The true irony here, is that, automobile manufacturing is a now, and historically since it's invention, American staple. It's become a slap in the face to the buyer that, you no longer can fix your car. WE, only who we say can, fix your car. That's about the most un-American thing I've ever heard!

      Apart from the car companies would get to squeeze you for every last cent to maximise profits. Sound pretty American to me.

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    159. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, somebody needs to play Devil's Advocate here, so I will. What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death?

      It is all bullshit.
      They have always added "new" things to cars. Things that, for a while, was "new" to the hobbyist car tinkerer. Things they learned to cope with.

      The first cars had nothing electric. Lamps used kerosene, even the ignition wasn't electric. Then they got electrics, a battery, and a high-voltage coil. Perhaps a few hobbyists electrocuted themselves, working on early models. Or at least got some nasty electric burns. But people figured out how to work with those 40-80kV ignition cables - as well as the 12V system. It is just another thing to learn.

      Now we got computers - so what? It just means that the hobbyist now have to plug a laptop into the canbus and run some software. If an automaker doesn't like that, they can block that in their ECU. And the hobbyist then get an aftermarket ECU, similiar to how hobbyists also install aftermarket pistons, engine blocks & transmissions.

      Yes - there already are aftermarket/racing ECUs where you can adjust every parameter you like. The hobbyist/aftermarket/racing communities needs to have a few computer nerds around these days - that's all. The computer stuff isn't even the hardest part. Try building an automatic transmission from scratch! (Starting with individual gears etc.) Nobody do that, they buy a manufactured performance part and installs it in their custom car. Making an ECU from scratch is easier, starting with a microcontroller & electronics. Which is why automakers can't prevent startups from doing just that - and hobbyists from buying & installing such ECUs.

      So we have a new kind of hobbyist - the car ECU hacker. And old school car hobbyists get their black boxes from the new guys. And car manufacturers are pissed off. The custom ECUs are cheaper than their own - reflecting how cheap computers really are. A car ECU is a simpler device than even a cheap PC, although it has to be more rugged. No reason for it to cost very much. Of course, car makers has always opposed aftermarket parts - they don't want competition in the parts market. They protest, and when that fails, they claim that "genuine" parts are somehow better. The usual bull.

      Nice not to have an american car though - if they're going to sue over aftermarket mods.

    160. Re:You no longer own a car by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      (...besides, even without TRIM support there's no real difference for the average user in longevity or performance on an SSD.

      Half right. Lifetime is mostly unaffected, but performance certainly is. SSDs rely heavily on being able to shuffle and combine blocks that are marked as partially unused by TRIM commands to maintain performance.

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    161. Re:You no longer own a car by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Well, somebody needs to play Devil's Advocate here, so I will. What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death?

      1. How 2. That already happens 3. How do we prevent car companies form killing us with dodgy firmware upgrades? 4. Do you want to live in a world where this is the case? I don't care about cars either, but seriously, it's just a fucking car. If it's too complicated to modify then you're doing it wrong. This is why I'll always stick to riding custom bikes.

    162. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silliness like that is countered by replacing the ECU itself. Get a "racing" ECU and loose the idiocy completely. Or don't buy cars with such limitations.

    163. Re:You no longer own a car by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 2

      I grew up in the 70's and 80's when every young bloke got his first car they put a bigger or modified engine in it, without upgrading anything else. Back then the road toll was over double what it is now. The funny part is that your standard Toyota has more power than the V8's of old, but now we have great tyre tech, ABS, modern suspension, crumple zones, compulsory seat belts, and better roads.

    164. Re:You no longer own a car by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Do people still say this? I thought this was a 90's thing?

    165. Re:You no longer own a car by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1
    166. Re:You no longer own a car by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Or with GM you have to have and enter the code if you replace your car battery.

      Really, does anyone want to steal GM parts?

    167. Re:You no longer own a car by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 0

      The fact that this comment right here is modded so highly really brings home how far ./ has drifted into nut-job territory.

    168. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen! Well said.

    169. Re:You no longer own a car by topologicalanomaly47 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The big issue for me is that around here the chance of having my car repaired by a moron is a lot greater if I go to a dealer shop instead of some trusted garage that all my friends use.

    170. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love Slashdot. It's amazing how idealistic and confident a guy can be while cowering in the shadows of his mother's basement.

    171. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you are wrong. You can be free or not. You can't guarantee safety, regardless of your degree of freedom. It's *possible* that less freedom could raise your security, but I believe that scrutiny by peers is what raises technical safety and excellence, not the lack thereof through prohibition. And as software and networks become a more and more powerful and prominent target for all sorts of mischief (and of course, for mistakes on the part of their designers and implementers) hacking cars could become important in the future. I'd rather have a gearhead hack his car, find a vulnerability and get the maker notified (even if that is a bad experience for that company) than have my car tampered with or stolen by someone less law abiding.

    172. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worse than that. since the use of these computers and complicated systems are MANDATED BY THE GOVERNEMENT, it is nothing more than forced government approved monopoly as well.

      When was the last time you saw a car without anti-lock brakes, stability control, daytime running lights, etc.? I seem to recall a time when these things weren't necessary since they actually required people to know how to drive before obtaining a license. Nowadays, they are so dependent on technology because they've dropped the bar for obtaining a license into the retard range.

    173. Re:You no longer own a car by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Do people still say this? I thought this was a 90's thing?

      yeah, the nineties were the last time cars were worth a shit, too.

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    174. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point.

      If I own a book, I have the right to cut it apart and reassemble it the way I want to.

    175. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost as safe as any slave in the past, that is. They, at least, were valuable commodities, but manpower supply far exceeds demand these days.

    176. Re:You no longer own a car by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      You've fortified your country, limited immigration

      I find myself curious - which countries do you know that don't limit immigration? Off the top of my head, I can't think of one (though it's possible that there are failed states that CAN'T control their borders)....

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    177. Re:You no longer own a car by radl33t · · Score: 1

      mtbf on the led array is probably an order of magnitude or 2 greater than a bulb, what the hell are you complaining about?

    178. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given that my VW has exhibited one of the three terrifying scenarios you mention while running the stock manufacturer supplied firmware..... I'd say I totally up for some aftermarket versions! I didn't license my car like I'm forced to license software from companies like Microsoft, I BOUGHT it. It's mine. If I want to pull the engine and slap two gerbils under the hood, that's my American right!

    179. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really - They want all liability removed if you tinker with your car.

    180. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies don't make much money on the sale of the car. The money is in spare parts. Companies want those cars on the road as long as possible AND to keep those customers buying OE replacement parts.

    181. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Immigration is a thing of GOD. The problem with you is you are a nationalist.

    182. Re:You no longer own a car by Drethon · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't touch brakes. Oil change, battery change, belts and hoses, fine. Brakes, much like gas lines, I could probably handle but I just don't.

    183. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact you murdered that deer.

    184. Re:You no longer own a car by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Fine, if I'm renting the car they can maintain it for me, at their cost.

    185. Re:You no longer own a car by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Same here. My .last experience with the dealer was when one of the window regulators broke (E46 BMW so it is a common problem). It looked like it was going to rain so I inquired what it would cost for them to install it and got some absurd number like $800 most of which was 2.5 hours of labor. I flat out told them it doesn't take 2.5 hours and said that I would pay for 1 hour of labor. They insisted that this was way too low and that they could get it done in 2 hours. So I left with a new regulator, plastic clip and nut and went home. At the time my 5 year old wanted to help and learn how to fix the car so I let him do most of it and he managed to do it in a little more than a hour.

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    186. Re:You no longer own a car by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Why did your parents go to a dealer for body work, especially since it wasn't a MB one, instead of a regular body shop? It sounds like the dealer they took it to just really didn't care since they weren't a customer so why prioritize that work.

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    187. Re:You no longer own a car by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Or with GM you have to have and enter the code if you replace your car battery.

      yes, that's normal. it's the same for everyone else.

      Really, does anyone want to steal GM parts?

      The only car I've ever had stolen was a 1986 IROC.

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    188. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may not have been worded in the most polite manner, but there is a lot of truth to the statement.

      Everyone would be safest kept locked in isolated padded rooms, but they would not be free. On the other hand having complete anarchy would make you as free as you were strong enough to enjoy.

      The trick is finding a middle ground that makes sense. Generally you want your government to help enforce laws that help to defend you against others without encroaching on your rights where they don't jeopardize others' safety.

      Unfortunately these days a lot of things are done "for your own good, citizen" where they protect you from yourself. People also want to 100% hand over all ability to protect themselves and pass the job off to a government that has no interest in protecting individuals.

      A good example is where police were once hailed as heroes that put themselves in harms way for the good of the community, they will now shoot first and ask questions later when there is the slightest chance they are in danger (and you end up with dead kids with toy guns).

      Now the same thing people have done with government for years is being done with companies. Lane assist and other forms of augmented driving really just give already bad drivers an excuse to spend more time staring at their cell phones.

      Governments gain more power in the name of "safety" than anything else, and companies gain a lot of profit the same way. It is called exploitation.

    189. Re: You no longer own a car by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      My impression of anything from the VW/Audi group is that VW is German for failed engineer. I haven't dealt with a MB but have with BMWs (love the inline 6) and those have a pretty clean layout under the hood. My only real issue with layout is that on the E46 ones is the need to remove the cabin air filter box to get to things at the back of the engine.

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    190. Re:You no longer own a car by StatureOfLiberty · · Score: 1

      Trusted garages are around and they are great. We have a spectacular one in Charlotte, NC that works on Hondas only unfortunately.

      Otherwise, I've seen it both ways.

      I was getting my car serviced by a small shop and was told I had a headlight out. So, I told him to go ahead and change it out. He could not figure out how to pull off the rubber seal on the back of the assembly. So, he just cut it off. I found out later when I saw moisture getting into my headlight. I've never seen boneheaded stuff like this from my dealer.

      I own 3 Toyotas now. Dealer service has been spectacular. Plus the cars are so darn reliable, that they don't need much in the way of repairs. A friend was complaining about how expensive it was to change the oil on her Prius. A small shop was changing her oil every 5K. The dealer only changes it every 10K. So, just that alone would save her money. (Plus, the small shop was charging way too much).

      I ended up buying my tires at the dealer as well. When they have their buy 3 get 1 sales the prices are reasonable. Now, it is not unusual for me to pick up the car and there is no charge for service. In those cases, the only real labor involved was rotating the tires and they rotate them for free if you bought them at the dealership.

      You do have to watch them though. On a Honda minivan I recently had, the AC broke. They were going to have me replace a $500 computer and I figured out that the problem was a $29 part.

      It is clear that people who don't understand car maintenance are at a huge disadvantage.

    191. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the summary says, nobody expected that the DMCA would be applied to cars, yet here we are.

      Huh? It was entirely obvious right from the start that the DMCA could apply to *anything with a computer in it* - i.e. sooner or later to any machine/appliance/whatever.

    192. Re:You no longer own a car by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Informative

      I won't let mechanics install brakes because it costs $600-$800 for two wheels, whereas I buy upgraded brake pads (make sure they're street pads, not race pads--never upgrade to racing pads; they won't stop unless they're hot) and new rotors and do my brakes in 20 minutes for about $100. Brakes are ungodly simple: take tire off, unbolt caliper, slap new pads in, pop new rotor on (if you're doing a new rotor), stick caliper back on. If you want, you can flush the brakes with a bleeder kit or with someone in the car pumping the brake pedal (just make sure you do it right--close the petcock while they have the pedal down, not after they release it!).

      So yeah. I can perform a $1500 job in around $200 and less than an hour of work. Brakes are one of the most overcharged things on a mechanic's list.

    193. Re:You no longer own a car by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      At the time my 5 year old wanted to help and learn how to fix the car so I let him do most of it and he managed to do it in a little more than a hour.

      So you basically proved that the incompetent toddlers working at the dealership probably would take 2+ hours to do the job...

    194. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Why would you buy the housing AND the ballast? The chances of both of those failing simultaneously are astronomical.

      You can buy aftermarket HID ballasts for dirt cheap, or just get used OEM ones on Ebay. There aren't that many different kinds. The housing is another matter, since that's vehicle-specific, but unless you've been in a crash, you shouldn't ever need to replace that.

    195. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's pretty crappy. On my '05 Volvo (and I'm pretty sure the design is the same up to about '13), to change any of the bulbs, you open the hood, pull a metal stake out with your fingers, then slide the entire headlight housing out sideways. Then you can pop off the wire harness, and the bulbs are easily changed at that point. It's not quite as easy as cars where you can just reach down and change them, but it's not hard and doesn't even require tools.

      As for your single-use fasteners, you can get similar (but reusable) nylon fasteners at Lowe's or Home Depot in the hardware section. They come in a range of sizes, and I'm sure one of them would fit fine.

    196. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I appreciate you playing devils advocate, but I will give you better talking points.

      Most cars now have limiters that keep them limited to a maximum speed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limiter), this usually is something insanely higher than the speed limit (138MPH ~ 158MPH, http://www.challengerforumz.com/showthread.php?t=30261).

      If you can 'haxxors' the computer, you can remove the limiter, which can be a public safety hazard. If you're knucklehead kid does this to his car to drag race and gets himself killed, you can get a good lawyer and sue the car manufacturer stating they should have done more to prevent this behavior.

      -- second devils advocate --

      This is a precursor to getting them to refuse 10-year / 100,000 mile warranties. If you don't do regular service at an authorized, approved outlet by trained and certified technicians, you are SOL for warranty repairs. No more changing your own oil, fixing your own headlights, fixing your own power windows (These are all super-simple things anyone in this thread could do). Not to mention gear-heads who want to put on premium brake shoes, change their own timing belts, change out transmission fluid.

      --Third devils advocate --

      They want to make sure the vehicle isn't 'fixed' by shade-tree mechanics, then seen as a lemon by anyone and everyone. Protects their brand identity and value. If you have been driving for over 30 years ask yourself this, how many times have you seen a dodge break down (or their engine catch fire?), how many times have you seen a Honda break down?

      There is merit in the idea. It's early though, and I haven't had coffee. Please come and help complain for the gearheads. They help you fix your cars, get better tires, you help them with computers. It's a symbiotic relationship and if we don't speak up...

    197. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, ABS brakes are not that old. And some ABS brakes are controlled by software that uses fuzzy Logic

      For the record, I think that the purposed law is an abuse.

    198. Re:You no longer own a car by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I accept that manufactures can specify a fuel for their vehicles and expect you to run the correct stuff. I just take issue with some states that have decided to mandate a fuel that no auto maker will warranty their regular (non flex fuel) vehicles for. So far Minnesota has been pushing off it's 20% mandate but the current date is august of this year and I haven't heard of any activity to push it out again.

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    199. Re:You no longer own a car by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      How nice. So what you're saying is everyone else is responsible for paying for your incompetence except for you.

      Just like Obamneycare. The obese, smokers, alcoholics and drug users never have to change their lifestyle choices because everyone else picks up the tab.

      Talk about abandoning personal responsibility.

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    200. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was his point. That someone could foul up even an older car that isn't loaded with computers.

    201. Re:You no longer own a car by jittles · · Score: 1

      Well, somebody needs to play Devil's Advocate here, so I will. What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death?

      Fuck, man, brakes have been like that for a hundred goddamn years!

      Stop letting "buh-buh-buh-computers!" be an excuse for corporate sociopaths and nanny-state asswipes to destroy your rights. Seriously.

      We have two choices: we can be free, or we can be safe. These are mutually exclusive. And in the United States of America, the only correct choice is to be free. Sniveling infantile cowards who think otherwise can fuck off and die.

      Who says you're that much safer when you're not free? There can still be terrorist attacks, manufacturing problems, murder and other problems without freedom. The Soviet Union had serious problems with medications such as antibiotics not being manufactured properly. People died because of it. They weren't very free there. And what about the millions of Soviet citizens that were murdered by the hand of Stalin himself?

    202. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We kind of do the pollution thing already- you need to take smog tests in most states to keep it registered.

      By "most", do you mean 18 out of 50 states (and even then, many of those states only require it in certain cities/counties/regions)?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_emission_standards#State_emission_testing

    203. Re:You no longer own a car by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What part of "correct" did you not understand? I may not be able to stop my country from fucking up, but I don't have to like it!

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    204. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely agree with you here.

      I've been screaming about this issue for YEARS within the arena of computing.
      First-Sale Doctrine has been totally forgotten or ignored there, and it doesn't seem to upset anybody. Gaming consoles are a perfect example. (and get worse with every subsequent generation)

      I keep hoping that this trend will reverse and at some point we, as a society, will start to realize how badly we're allowing ourselves to be screwed.

      Then I see this article. We've allowed our rights to become so eroded that now these corporate asshats are trying to make working on our own CARS illegal?
      Seriously? When will it end? Should I expect to be arrested for replacing the blade on my lawnmower in 20 years? Will I need to be licensed to make my own website? (I'm sure comcast is working on the bill as we speak)

      Absurdity.

    205. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct to liken buying an Apple with a custodial prison sentence, but the analogy fails in other ways.

    206. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not impossible to replace the radio with another OEM radio. That code is in the radio, not the car. You have to know the code of the radio you are installing.

    207. Re:You no longer own a car by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point, though... The logical endgame here is to NOT allow you to change your headlamp bulb, and require you to bring it into the shop so that an authorized, qualified technician will replace it properly, thus maintaining the integrity and safety of the automobile.

      Logic is not necessarily at play here. They are again going after the aftermarket and home mechanics. If you are not an "authorized" aftermarket manufacturer, who has paid the fee to get the "authorized" label, you will have no business, UNDER THE LAW! This is just like a Microsoft EULA: you pays the price, but you don't really own the device. It's still under the control and maintenance of the manufacturer, and you won't have the right to do any maintenance. Taken to the extreme, there won't be a way to even open the hood unless you have the special tool to open it. And selling the tool to any unauthorized people will be made illegal. Have a flat? You better have paid up your AAA, or you're stranded.

      This is a very slippery slope that the law is considering. I hope this is completely and totally quashed. Or at least limited to a voided warranty.

      And, there are LOTS of vehicles with LED elements in their headlamps now. They aren't necessarily the headlamp bulb itself, but rather secondary marking lamps. I think that's what A/C was talking about. Hopefully they don't come out with a law that states that they have to be fully functional, OR ELSE a ticket.

    208. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there's your regular APL user... throw out perfectly fine gear because they told you so.

      If you do not TRIM, your performance will suffer. It might not be enough for you to notice depending on your use case (i.e. mostly read operations), but it'll be there.

      I've actually been hovering around the same amount of space used because ... 500+GB... That's so much content that it'll last you years. I uninstall things I don't use and move or delete media files (which have progressively become smaller due to improvements in compression)...

      No hacking here, since TRIM is industry standard and doesn't change between drives. Why would anyone intentionally disable it asides from causing the end user hassle?

    209. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physically easier maybe. Swapping engines isn't hard. Laws are being used to stop things that are easy to do ... see : downloading mp3's

    210. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. Certain GM or GMified (SAAB) vehicles do, in fact, check the modules on the CAN network to make sure they're properly "married" to the car before the module or the car will operate properly. This is not to profile performance characteristics, but to prevent theft.

    211. Re:You no longer own a car by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Godwin is disappointed in you.

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    212. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP is not a good number to use to determine power of a car in real world use. Specially in small high revving 4 and 6 cylinder engines. Ask anyone that lives in rolling hills areas like the Appalachians how their MPG is in their small engined car. I had a 1973 Mustang that had a peak HP of 140 and a 2003 Elantra with the same. There was no comparison, the Elantra has almost no torque under 4K rpm and the power is just not there. At least the Elantra is small enough that it is not too bad but drive a larger CRV, Acadia, Escape etc with a small 4 cylinder engine and it is obvious of the weakness.
      A more closely related example is my 2003 Elantra compared to my 2001 Escort ZX2. Both equal peak HP ratings. In my commute, I have a drive up a looong steep hill (12% grade) with a 45 mph speed limit. In the Elantra it struggles, as soon as it shifts out of second at about 4K rpm into 3rd gear it loses power, starts slowing down until it eventually downshifts into second again. I have two choices when I drive on this hill, either place it in 2nd manually and drive 42 mph at roughly 5k rpm or let it shift into 3rd and build up some rpm and drive about 55. In the ZX2, I can easily make it up the same hill at 2.5k rpm at 45 in third gear with no struggle at all. Just for reference, I have a 1990 Mustang with a 5.0 liter engine and a 2.73:1 rear gear and I can put up the hill in 4th gear at 1.5K rpm like it was nothing.

      The cars with small engines do great on open level roads at constant speeds but add some hills or carry some people and the gas mileage drops significantly. Although their average MPG MAY end up better, the small engine with a high peak HP and low torque is not the perfect situation for everyone. I've got 28 mpg in my 1990 Mustang at 75-80 mph on long stretches, I've rented small fuel efficient cars that get much less at the same speeds.

    213. Re:You no longer own a car by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Says the coward posting AC.

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    214. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to replace that fuel pump with a brand new one? Easy: Purchase GM Tech2, CanDI, SAAB Software (around $10K so far), connect to CAN, divorce existing fuel pump module, disconnect from CAN, R&R fuel pump with new fuel pump (around $10,300 now), connect to CAN, marry new fuel pump module to car, disconnect from CAN.

      Want to replace that fuel pump with one found in the junkyard? Easy: Purchase GM Tech2, CanDI, SAAB Software (around $10K so far), connect to CAN of junker car***, divorce existing fuel pump module, disconnect from CAN, connect to CAN of your car, divorce existing fuel pump module, disconnect from CAN, R&R fuel pump with junker fuel pump (around $10,050 now), connect to CAN, marry junker fuel pump module to car, disconnect from CAN.

      *** Note: you can only marry a factory new or properly "divorced" module to your car.

    215. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can be both, we just have to stop increasing the level of safety when it interferes with our freedoms.

    216. Re:You no longer own a car by unixcorn · · Score: 1

      To continue your point, the automakers are hamstrung by government compliance rules like California's CARB or ridiculous Federal mandates that require an entire manufacturers fleet to meet certain mileage goals. Safety requirements are another mandated and expensive area where manufacturers pretty much eat the cost of compliance. Manufacturers invest billions to meet those requirements through R&D and software, so it just makes sense they should try to protect what little magic they create. Additionally, warranty work directly caused by consumer mods can be expensive.
      What we need to have is legislation that clearly defines who is liable when a consumer modifies their vehicle along with a foolproof way to prove it.

    217. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I WANT to disable my sealtbelt warning.

      Jumper wire.

    218. Re:You no longer own a car by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Car365. It's a monthly fee now.

    219. Re:You no longer own a car by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you are wrong. You can be free or not. You can't guarantee safety, regardless of your degree of freedom.

      Good point! I stand corrected. Let me amend my statement:

      We have two choices: we can be free, or we can throw away our freedom pointlessly.

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    220. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A modern Focus wagon does get about the same mileage, but it weighs about 700lbs more than your car and will offer significantly better crash protection, not to mention ABS etc. So the engines are better, but the cars are heavier.

      In 20 years, when self-driving cars are well established, all that extra weight will likely be shed - no airbags, crumple zones etc will be needed.

    221. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently it's to keep the collector's value high.

      Actually, it's to stop people from buying them purely to flip them - demand often outstrips supply for Ferraris, so to ensure that actual owners can get them at the factory price, they have that contract.

    222. Re:You no longer own a car by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You know you can manually enable TRIM with any SSD on OS X using tools made for Hackintosh users. It's a very simple and unobtrusive procedure. OS X disables TRIM on everything but their own approved drives for no reason at all - the OS support is still there.

      TRIM only affects write performance. In order to write to a sector on an SSD, it must be blank. TRIM erases "free" space in advance of your next write to that part of the drive. If you drive isn't nearly full you may just be using empty space anyway and not having any performance loss.

    223. Re:You no longer own a car by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The feds have decided that going after white hats for trying to improve airplane security is ok too.

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    224. Re: You no longer own a car by Holi · · Score: 1

      So you demand proof yet you have failed to provide nay sources your self. At least the gp showed that you can buy after market transmissions for the cars you listed.

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    225. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      General Motors and Ford.

    226. Re:You no longer own a car by Shortguy881 · · Score: 1

      Proactive punishment is the worst thing the justice system can do. Unfortunately, we are moving more and more towards that. You can't legislate everyone into safety and trying to just gets rid of everyone's freedoms.

      Justice should only be reactive. If you run someone over, then you should be punished. We need to stop making more victimless crimes like modding your own car.

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    227. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton signed this, but the legislation is a part of the long term Republican effort to deregulate, well, everything

      How is this deregulation?

    228. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To use a car analogy, you certainly went from 0 to 60 rather quickly there ...

    229. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think in the 90s there was a W

    230. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car manufacturers already do stupid shit that costs lives. That's why we have recalls all the time. Should they stop making cars? The reason that there's no contrary opinion is because it's a poorly thought out argument. That's called false balance, it's a logical fallacy you should know already know that if you're an ./ reader.

    231. Re:You no longer own a car by nicholasjay · · Score: 1

      The new Toyota Corollas come standard with LED headlights. It's a $17k car. The new upcoming Miatas will have LED lights as standard as well. It's a $24k car.

    232. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have two choices: we can be free, or we can be safe. These are mutually exclusive.

      Wow, false dilemma, anyone? JFC.

    233. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow I was going to call BS, but you're absolutely right. That's a hell of a good car and makes me a little miffed mine only gets about 5mpg more after almost 20 years of "innovation"

    234. Re:You no longer own a car by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      New cars with GDI engines have truly impressive fuel-economy numbers these days, being able to push 3200-pound cars around with 200+ HP while still getting 37mpg.

      You don't get 37 MPG while using all 200 of those ponies. Physics is still physics. But you're right, more companies are moving to DI and turbocharging to up their numbers. And it does work. My car is putting out about 370 HP at peak. It's a turbo 4 so when I'm just cruising I get better mileage than a comparably powered naturally aspirated car. But when I use those 370 horses you can practically watch the fuel gauge go down.

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    235. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or throwing a PC HD7970 into a Mac Pro. Flash the bios and remove 1 tiny resistor to get PCIE 2 speeds

    236. Re:You no longer own a car by Holi · · Score: 1

      It's been defeated. Is that why when you get an update from Apple you have to disable trim otherwise you won't be able to boot. Doesn't sound handled, sounds like we are stuck using a work around.

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    237. Re: You no longer own a car by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Ugh, I think you need to actually work on cars before saying anything like that.

      Only the Nissan GTR has an engine mated and tuned directly to the transmission. Other high end (150+k) cars would have this even remotely possible. Cars are mass produced. The transmission your car can be replaced with any of the like car transmissions without being disabled.

      A buddy of mine drives a 2010 Audi S4. He was driving like an ass and slammed his rear tire into a curb. It needed a whole new rear-end. The car has the sport diff installed and it had to be mated to the rest of the car electronically before it would work. The rear diff is electronically controlled and had to be authorized by the dealer for it to work.

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    238. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Automakers have no control over what crappy states do. What if one state suddenly decided to mandate all gasoline sold in the state to be E85? Most cars wouldn't be able to handle that. This is one of the downsides of not having a strong-enough federal government: states have too much power to set their own (crappy) standards.

    239. Re:You no longer own a car by Holi · · Score: 1

      If Apple has no problem with this, why did Apple only make that exception for only one third party ssd manufacturer ?

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    240. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't get 37 MPG while using all 200 of those ponies.

      No, but no one actually uses all 200HP all the time unless they're at a race track. 37mpg isn't even an average number, it's a figure for highway cruising.

      It's a turbo 4 so when I'm just cruising I get better mileage than a comparably powered naturally aspirated car. But when I use those 370 horses you can practically watch the fuel gauge go down.

      Yep, that's the whole idea. Back in the bad ol' days, if you wanted good acceleration some of the time, you needed a bigger engine which got you crappy gas mileage all of the time. Now you can get an engine that gives you good gas mileage most of the time, and great acceleration for those times you want it.

    241. Re:You no longer own a car by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      They were likely the only third-party dealer to actually ask.

      OWC (Other World Computing)/MacSales is a company specializes on selling Apple-tuned products. It makes perfect sense for them to have tight integration with Apple hardware.

      By contrast, pretty much all other HDD manufacturers and resellers make/sell parts for "PCs" - that is, they make stuff that is fairly generic, and if those parts happen to fit a Mac, then okay, but otherwise they really don't concern themselves with that bit.

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    242. Re: You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> you have failed to provide nay sources your self.

        Did you not even read the thread before you responded? I challenged him to find a third-party solution that could get around the problem.

    243. Re:You no longer own a car by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The logical endgame here is to NOT allow you to change your headlamp bulb, and require you to bring it into the shop so that an authorized, qualified technician will replace it properly, thus maintaining the integrity and safety of the automobile.

      According to whom? This sounds like a conspiracy theory to be honest. What evidence is there of such plans? Automakers have always been able to make it a PITA to change your headlight bulbs, or do just about anything else, but they haven't (except with some particular makes and models). With today's computer-laden cars, there is absolutely nothing stopping them from lighting the check-engine light when a headlight goes out, and then refusing to allow the replacement headlight to work unless the car is taken to a dealership and reset with a special, proprietary tool. You don't need the DMCA to do this, you just build it into the car's software. How many cars are actually like that right now? They could have done that with my Volvo (a 2005 model, now 10 years old): it senses when bulbs burn out and puts up a message on the dashboard saying so. Then you just replace the bulb and the warning message goes away. You do need the special "VIDA" service tool to do some things, such as programming a remote keyfob to work with the car, but for simple stuff like headlight bulbs, there's no need, they actually make it really easy to replace the bulbs, and the computer helpfully tells you which bulbs are out.

      Surely if some automaker really tried this, they'd get so much bad press in the automotive press they'd fix it.

    244. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this deregulation?

      In US political "discourse", the term "deregulation" has simply become an epithet, depending on who is saying it. It's similar to "liberal" or "socialist" in that, more often than not, the person using the word has no clue what it means. This is clearly demonstrated when the term is used to describe the exact opposite of the word's definition (this also applies to all the morons using "literal" when they mean "figurative").

    245. Re:You no longer own a car by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yep I agree that kit cars (obviously) wouldn't, and also that it seems US car brands are less likely to do it. I believe Cadillac and Ford do it on some newer/pricier models though.

      Of course then there's Tesla. You can't even plug into the car's network without getting a nastygram from them, let alone switch out parts yourself.

    246. Re:You no longer own a car by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Sadly this may be a proper conclusion.

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    247. Re:You no longer own a car by powerlord · · Score: 1

      I think Afghanistan has a relatively loose immigration policy (or at least the use to until recently).

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    248. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sales is all they understand.

      Correct. We no longer make room for exceptional people to shine because there are so few of them, and when we look at sales, we forgot how to count that low.

    249. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crapballs, my shop will do brakes for 500 bucks on a midsized sedan, that includes cost of parts, including rotors.

      I don't know what kind of mechanic shops you deal with but seriously, 1500 bucks is crazy...

    250. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you could, you know, name some actual makes, models, and years, because your argument sounds a lot like handwaving to me. The list doesn't even have to exhaustive (unless you can only name like 3, then go ahead and be exhaustive). What you're describing doesn't mesh with what I've seen, but I only screw around with 1990s vehicles, which are almost certainly too old to include this.

    251. Re:You no longer own a car by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Ladies and gentlemen, the RWNJ brain in action: Being "free to die horribly due to someone's negligence" is more important than your safety while traveling down the road in a thousand pound machine.

      Complete false dichotomy by the way.

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    252. Re:You no longer own a car by Holi · · Score: 1

      Wow, so you ignore the fact the pre ACA they just went to the ER and we got billed like 4 times as much when they didn't pay. The fact you went with that argument shows your opposition to the ACA is emotional not practical.

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    253. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know as an anti-theft "feature", some makes have coding on the radio making it impossible to replace with another OEM radio.

      Here's another one: Someone I know accidentally set off the airbags in their car (no collision). They replaced the bags, but the air bag light was still on. Toyota couldn't simply "reset the fault" and wanted to sell him a whole new air bag computer ($$$). He found some online outfit that will reset the computer.

      In a way, as much as I hate American car companies sometimes, the Asian and European ones can be a hell of a lot worse in many respects.

    254. Re: You no longer own a car by Holi · · Score: 1

      His claim is that it is not an issue in the majority of cars, you claim it is, so I asked for your proof. Same as you asked him.

      --
      Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
    255. Re: You no longer own a car by MenThal · · Score: 1

      Given my experience with douche drivers with blue LED high beams, I can believe they brake a lot less. Break, however, I would not know.

    256. Re:You no longer own a car by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      230 ppm is quite high.
      In general you want your car to run with lower emissions, as it also means that it's using its fuel more efficiently. Those hydrocarbons are unburnt fuel.

      And yes, most refineries make even the dirtiest trucks look clean. Follow the money and local ordinances "to keep the jobs in the town". Doesn't mean they're good for your health or the environment though.

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      RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
    257. Re: You no longer own a car by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Maybe not the engine, but a lot of parts in my car (a 2001 Saab 9-3) need the "tech 2 unit" to properly de-mate and then re-unite them with the car electronics. This includes things like the climate control, stereo and in-dash info display.

      --
      RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
    258. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what the carefully crafted advert tells them they want.

    259. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFY.

    260. Re: You no longer own a car by kyrsjo · · Score: 1

      That would be HID, not LED...

    261. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      300 HP is still 300 HP. A restored engine is not tired.

    262. Re:You no longer own a car by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That's what over-the-air updates are for.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    263. Re:You no longer own a car by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      LOL! You think I'm a right-wing nutjob? That's weird; I more often get accused of being exactly the opposite. In reality, I'm a moderate anti-authoritarian, and want both government and corporations to GTFO of my business.

      Besides, you're a dumbass, since you apparently fail to understand that negligence is a completely separate, irrelevant issue that's already covered by existing laws. I would already be liable if I modified my car to be unsafe, and computers don't change that!

      Go re-read that last sentence, and let it sink in. Then read it again. Got it? Good! Now you'll realize that the stunt these automakers are trying to pull has nothing whatsoever to do with actual safety, and everything to do with them trying to assert control over their customers' property, so that they can restrict customer choice and increase their own power and profits. Nothing more, nothing less.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    264. Re: You no longer own a car by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Uh..imiting immigration is a GOOD thing.

      No-one cares about your opinion of what's best. The topic was of freedom vs security, and it's obvious that limiting immigration isn't the pro-freedom choice.

    265. Re:You no longer own a car by dwye · · Score: 1

      It was the recommended place, and all the local high-end dealers send their body work to them, supposedly.

    266. Re:You no longer own a car by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Well, somebody needs to play Devil's Advocate here, so I will. What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death? ...

      As if that were not already true for the cars before they used computers!

      There is no more reason to have such a law now, that there was before.

      Besides, read the report on the Toyota car computer system that was locking the throttle. I myself could do better than that!
      (Of course, I'm an engineer... )

    267. Re:You no longer own a car by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Some cars are already there. If you drive a hybrid or an electric car, the only thing you touch that has a mechanical linkage to anything is the steering wheel; everything else is just a control input for the computer, including the accelerator and the brake pedal. Cars that also do steering by wire have been proposed, so even that last vestige of direct control may disappear within a few years.

      In any modern car, the operation of the engine is heavily moderated by computer control. That's the only way you can make a car that meets modern pollution standards while also having acceptable performance and fuel efficiency. The days of direct unmoderated links between the gas pedal and the amount of fuel that flows into the engine are long gone, as are the days of engine timing that is controlled mechanically.

      In many ways, the modern era is far superior. Aside from the efficiency issues, they are more reliable. I remember when it was a question whether your car would start on a cold or wet morning, and you often had to crank the engine repeatedly to get it going. Modern cars pretty much just work, except when they break. But the downside is that the technology is more complex and difficult to repair.

      A beige toaster (original Macintosh) was also easier to repair than a Macbook Air. But do you really want to go back?

    268. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UAE just limits emigration.

    269. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, that guy is a total asshat.

    270. Re:You no longer own a car by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      We want to be reactive. Proactive/preemptive constraints on behavior are the antithesis of freedom.

    271. Re:You no longer own a car by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Then it sort of makes sense.

      --
      Time to offend someone
    272. Re:You no longer own a car by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Only if you go to a dealer. It cost me $200 for labor at my (frankly, awesome) mechanic, and I didn't have to use a floor jack in my parking lot that doesn't fit under my car without first using the scissor jack to lift it a bit, let alone trying to find a solid jacking point, and then put it on jack stands, or deal with a stuck rotor that ended up requiring a blowtorch to remove. Instead of all that, I got to have lunch with my girlfriend and pick up my car in the afternoon, which was well worth it, IMO. YMMV.

    273. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fucking drinkypoo. He clearly hits the sauce early and often.

    274. Re:You no longer own a car by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I have never gone to a dealer for brakes. I did go to the Mazda dealer for a brand new windshield, new engine mount (broken), oil change, tire rotation, and a diagnostic of why my check engine light was on (faulty part), at a total cost of $328. The exhaust had broken off the manifold, and they repaired that as well.

      I've been quoted $676 for two wheels at a Goodyear-Gemini mechanic; $550 at a Mr. Tire; and over $800 at an independent mechanic down the street.

    275. Re:You no longer own a car by doccus · · Score: 1

      Sure adds motivation to go get that GT40 "kit car", or build a beautiful T-bucket, with the simplest suspension and drivetrain you can imagine, or rebuild a '57 chev 2 door... Why would anyone ever want a rolling computer?

    276. Re:You no longer own a car by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      If you mean the quantity of xenon headlights on $30k+ cars, that's what he just said.

      If you mean the quantity of $30k+ cars themselves, the median new car price is $32k. But new cars sales numbers (for 2014) were 16.5M, while used car sales were nearly double that, at $36M.

      If we (safely) assume that the used cars depreciated in price, and that the median new car price did not fall last year, then the overwhelming majority of people are paying under $30k for their vehicles.

      But all you really need to do to find the relative popularity of HID headlights is drive down any highway. They're still in the minority by a long shot.

    277. Re:You no longer own a car by doccus · · Score: 1

      Your language might have been a little harsh, but you're absolutely right. The nanny state must die!

    278. Re:You no longer own a car by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      * Should have read "more than double that at 36M." Sales were in units, not dollars.

    279. Re:You no longer own a car by doccus · · Score: 1

      Your language might have been a little harsh, but you're absolutely right. The nanny state must die!

      I should add that it's a metaphor .. never know who's misinterpreting /. comments ;-(

    280. Re:You no longer own a car by doccus · · Score: 1

      No he said the only "correct choice". For decades, Americans have been making the "wrong" choices.. choosing all the options you listed.. Frankly, I think it's too late now. Putting the genie back in the bottle is darn near impossible...

    281. Re:You no longer own a car by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      No, I am still liable for all property damage.
      ACC covers accidents, smoking and obesity are not accidents.
      That's covered by the public health system.

    282. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can be both free and safe, if we take some care to choose what we want from both of those ideals and act accordingly. I'd argue that in the US we try not to limit our thinking to binary extremes merely for the purpose of winning an argument, but honestly that's probably the most American thing about this discussion.

    283. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a completely meaningless statement; you can reproduce it at any level of abstraction for any device and it's equally true. "When you need a remote release to open your hood" or "When you need a special wrench just for the oil filter" or "When motherboard chipset isn't socketed and you have to solder just to upgrade to USB 3".

      You can't just pick some thing that people used to do and claim that the new version is worse, you have to actually demonstrate harm. Complaining about how great the imaginary past was compared to nothing in particular is something we should leave to politicians and old people.

    284. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about auto makers open up their training and technical documents to the general public so everyone who wants to repair their own car can do it the right way, and everyone who doesn't feel like getting their hands dirt can pay someone else to fix it the right way?

    285. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you used Window, that's the problem, with a Linux regulator it would doable in a jiffy...

    286. Re:You no longer own a car by Zordak · · Score: 1

      That was incentivization, not restrictive action.

      You are correct. But when we're talking about government, it takes surprisingly little to convert a carrot into a club.

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    287. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libertarian crank theory #43235

      Contract law is supreme. All other laws are slavery.

      Amen.

    288. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McLaren and Aston Martin are British.
      Maserati and Ferrari are Italian.

      Although the Americans and Germans are, as you noted, missing.

    289. Re:You no longer own a car by davydagger · · Score: 1

      What if onboard vehicle computers truthfully are (or soon will become) so complicated - and so integral to the functioning of the vehicle - that an untrained hobbyist screwing with it could cause injury or death?

      Thats a pretty strong "what if". In the age of makerbots, audrinos, and people doing all kinds of do it yourself projects, its a very unreasonable assumption.

      Besides, since the beginning, cars run on gasoline(nasty cacernogenic high explosive liquid), and use spark plugs(millions of volts), and other dangerous parts, yet people still live.

      People have been doing far more dangerous mods like cutting off pollution controls, and running high compression engines that could blow apart for decades.

      don't even get me started about the deathtrap 70s erra motorcycle choppers people used to ride.

      I see nothing new about today's cars that changes anything.

      In fact I generally find cars quite boring.

      aka, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about

      But I find Slashdot even more boring when nobody attempts to find merit in a contrary opinion...

      When everyone is in agreement with a position you don't like its a "circle jerk", but when its with something you do like, its "common sense".

    290. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, if I no longer fucking own the damned car, then they can charge me considerably less for it.

      You've never owned the car. Each time you pay the government for the license / registration / testings / personal property tax, you're paying a rental to the government for the use of the car.

      If you have to rent it, you don't own it!

    291. Re:You no longer own a car by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, it's a great way to show off the idiocy of the DMCA to a whole new set of people. There's a big segment of the population who couldn't care less about copyright or DRM--but tell them they can't maintain their own car anymore, and they'll suddenly get very upset.

      --
      "I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
    292. Re:You no longer own a car by TheBilgeRat · · Score: 1
      If I do not accept this sort of behavior for a 300 dollar cellphone, how the hell would I accept it for a vehicle I pay 16k+ dollars/euros for? It is beyond absurd.

      Most people don't root their phones for the same reason (ZOMG Its teh complicateds!). This is just bullshit lawyer crap.

    293. Re:You no longer own a car by ben.nichols.mail · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. On my Ford, I was quoted $500 to fix the central locking mechanism on 2 doors. I thought that was a bit steep. I ended up buying the required parts off ebay for $20. The first door took about 30 minutes to fix since I had no idea what I was doing. The second door took about 5.

      Dealerships are, in my experience, the absolute worst place to get a service. you might be getting 'genuine' parts but it sure as hell won't be cheap!

    294. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it.
      I was quoted $800-1200 to replace the starter in my Toyota truck.
      Bought a reman'ed one for $100 and did it myself.

    295. Re:You no longer own a car by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Fortunately with my car I was able to buy $7 keys on ebay, and got Home Depot to cut them, and could program them myself.

      They had a regular keyway. Unfortunately newer cars (that aren't push-button start) tend to have odd keyways that they wouldn't be able to handle.

    296. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Nazis did it! Now Godwin should happy.

    297. Re: You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this absolute shit up?

      Heard of CANBUS? Nooooo? Well sit down because it's in new cars and it specifically enables what you are claiming doesn't happen. I have a car that is 5 years old. It had a fuel pump fail. The new pump had to have it's ECU replaced as well so the main ECU would accept it. It's a GM car too. And as a further example the taillights even are also controlled exactly the same way, if they don't match in the ECU, the car faults.

      Quite cheap cars RIGHT NOW have transmissions coded to the engine.

      FFS, this is easy to find out about

    298. Re:You no longer own a car by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      I'll take your argument, because it's an old one and has already been beaten. They said the same thing about third party parts. "won't be up to our standards." "They don't have access to our expensive engineering documents." and so on. All this over brake drums, rear axels, transmissions, engines, steering parts, even seat belts.

      Obviously, this is wrong. Today I can buy a Chevrolet 350 CID V-8 engine and not a single part was from GM. Plenty of other examples and they often beat the OEMs version. Not always, however. For example if you have a high pressure fuel pump, buy their fuel pump. Normal ones, not so much. Get it wrong and you're on the side of the road. I know from experience. For some cars, like certain foreign ones they have two pumps. Replace both because when the other one fails, you're back on the side of the road. It'll shut down if either of them fail. Stupid but that's German engineering for you.

      When this played out decades ago, the car companies lost.

      I see no reason why this is different. A gear head may not know how to program that computer. However with the right computer with an interface and a guy that knows how to do it so that even a redneck can do it, what's the big deal?

      As for zeroing out the mileage and so on, come on. Don't fool yourself. I have seen where they can roll back anything from even a Caddy to a bummed out Corolla or accord(ion) to say whatever they want it to.

      Here's the best advice you'll probably EVER get on /. When you are buying a used car, get a carfax or other car report. The two times I didn't, I got burned. One was a caddy that they rolled back 100,000 miles. It really didn't look like it had 220K on it. Still took off like a rocket. Found out when it was rear ended. The other one I still own. They rolled it back about 50K based on documents I later found in the car. So instead of 130K it really has more like 180K on that Express. Still a very solid van. It's used in a side business of mine, towing backhoes and things like that. Recently the distributor was just worn out. I have to wonder if it really has a lot more miles on it than 180.

    299. Re:You no longer own a car by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Sure, there's plenty of steam coming from the stacks and it's easy to point to.

      There is also fine particulate hydrocarbon (tar) that settles on things and makes a sticky film. I lived in Taylor Lake Village, next door to Space Center Houston, not far enough from Pasadena, apparently. My car, parked under a carport but with open walls, would get a visible, sticky film on it in a very short time after being washed.

      The crap was so pervasive it made it into our air conditioned house and got all over the electrostatic air cleaners - again, covered in tar within days of washing. When we moved to Gainesville, Florida, those same air cleaners would get covered seasonally, with pollen, but the tar from the air of Houston never showed up.

    300. Re:You no longer own a car by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Sure it's high, and I get soot on my bumper - if I drag race and don't wash the car for a year.

      Irony is that the soot in the air around there is 90+% produced from non-vehicular sources, but it's the vehicles that are strictly regulated.

    301. Re:You no longer own a car by davydagger · · Score: 1

      to be honest, you are little better. You are still insinuating that the original theorm that tinkering with modern day cars is somehow more dangerous than in previous generations, something which is false. Noted are all the dangerous checmicals and subsystems that existed in cars long before a CPU ever came around.

    302. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect! Safety, and Freedom, are NOT mutually exclusive. Once you start talking like that, the Safety side has won the court of public opinion. Freedom, with reasonable Safety, is only slightly harder to accomplish than plain old restrictive Safety. But it engenders fewer profits for the Corporations, and less control for the Authorities, so it's a harder row to hoe. Don't fall into the trap of thinking you must choose between Freedom and Safety, you don't.

    303. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wanted to be an asshole, but the program was over-enrolled.

    304. Re:You no longer own a car by neoritter · · Score: 1

      General Motors is in there by themselves if you scan through the comments I linked.

    305. Re:You no longer own a car by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Man, swing and a miss.

      As AC said, just because you're an American, doesn't mean you can't be anti-American. But you'll notice General Motors is there as well as something called the Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

      The trade group formed on January 13, 1999 to replace the American Automobile Manufacturers Association, which had represented only American manufacturers. As of 2009, the Auto Alliance members are:[3]

      BMW Group
      FCA US LLC
      Ford Motor Company
      General Motors Corporation
      Jaguar Land Rover
      Mazda
      Mercedes-Benz USA
      Mitsubishi Motors
      Porsche
      Toyota
      Volkswagen Group of America
      Volvo Cars North America

    306. Re:You no longer own a car by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Also Auto Alliance: http://www.autoalliance.org/me...

    307. Re:You no longer own a car by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Mostly true, if you're talking about modifying your own car, or a friends. Because, you're not distributing anything.

      But if you're doing it as a business, the modified version is a derivative work, and it mostly belongs to them. Considering that it is proprietary, and complicated, and can ruin your engine, the mods tend to be very small, just the changing of stored tuning data. So while I don't like current copyright law, until that law changes then if you want to be able to make and share changes, you should be going with free/libre software.

      Computer being in a car changes nothing.

    308. Re: You no longer own a car by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Lol. Nazis did it! Now Godwin should happy.

      No, Godwin would still be sad.
      YOU are a nazi. Now Godwin is pleased.

    309. Re:You no longer own a car by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Do people still say this? I thought this was a 90's thing?

      yeah, the nineties were the last time cars were worth a shit, too.

      I still drive my 1997 car. It's rock solid.

    310. Re:You no longer own a car by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That was incentivization, not restrictive action. It's one thing to help someone replace an old car and another to disallow them for daily use...

      Actually, it was both. It would have just been incentivization if it was just a rebate on a new, fuel efficient car. But since it also required that the car that was turned in be destroyed (as opposed to being resold as used) it also removed a bunch of older cars from the road. Now, the first part I didn't mind so much, but in my opinion the government should not be using my taxpayer dollars to buy up perfectly usable vehicles and intentionally destroy them.

    311. Re:You no longer own a car by herojig · · Score: 1

      You raise an important point. The fact that if you live in Asia (as I do) and buy ANYTHING hardware-wise, you own it and can do whatever the hell you want with it (outside of converting a vehicle into a tank). So this issue has more to do with the power that manufactures have over consumers in America and Europe. ... a power over what we do with a product that we buy. For example, I bought a 3-year warranty for an iMac, but if I want to replace the crap HDD that came with it - with an SSD of my own choosing. No, that voids the warranty, even though I would take far better care when replacing the part than anyone at the genius bar would, and the machine would be perfectly functional afterwards. We've gone down a rabbit hole, and I don't think those companies are ever going to back off.

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    312. Re:You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The computer should make it *easier* to repair your car. Oh, wait, that would require the manufacturers to include a diagnostics and test harness...

    313. Re:You no longer own a car by ancientmyth · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the manufacturer. They can't even get it right. Are there any vehicles that don't have one or more recalls issued for them, for all kinds of fun reasons like the ignition key turning to off [and locking the steering wheel in place] while the car is in motion, or the steering wheel coming off, engine revving or turning off spontaneously, transmission shifting incorrectly, brakes failing, air bags deploying [or not].

      I think you just happened on the real purpose of the provision. The manufacturers don't want to be held accountable or even liable for their mistakes (recalls) if they can prove you or your un-certified mechanic changed out the alternator (which probably was defective, too; and why it failed in the first place). Essentially, the provision is akin to the "warranty voided if seal is broken" that appears on a lot of electronics.

  2. Probably best by bobstreo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To purchase a nice car from the 60's or 70's with no computer. Easy to fix, and except for crash-readyness usually pretty solid.

    1. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cars from the 60's-70's suck big time.
      What you want is a car from the early '90s, pre OBDII.
      It turns out that the engine computer in my car is a 6502 derivative. Seeing how I cut my programming teeth on VIC-20's, C-64's and Atari 800's it wasn't difficult to go in to the rom and modify the code as I saw fit.

    2. Re:Probably best by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Coincedently I just bought a 64 1/2 'stang.

      Buy it off me, before I put a mouse and a munci in it. It will be the first SS mustang (that will really piss them off).

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:Probably best by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I hit someone's van with my Bronco (full size) my bumper was fine, his side had a big dent in it. It's easy to go through these crumple cars when yours doesn't.

    4. Re:Probably best by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually most hot rodders are using the new Chevy LS engines on older cars because they are so good and easy to work one even with the computer.
      Google Chevy LS builds.

      --
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    5. Re:Probably best by Xel · · Score: 1

      Terrible mileage, hard to find parts, unsafe in crashes, harder to drive. If you're willing to put up with all that because you're just such a gearhead, why not just build your own car from the ground up?

      --
      "Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines."
    6. Re:Probably best by bored · · Score: 1

      You probably don't have to go that old, plenty of cars from the late 90's are both safer, and get better gas mileage. Sure they have ECU's too, but the ECU tends to be only for engine management, and its built with 80's era DIP's and 1Mhz processors. AKA you can reprogram it, repair it,etc.

      I've have a late 90's Toyota, that is pretty open (or has been reverse engineered) has airbags/etc. But it doesn't have TPS's that have to be replaced all the time, or an AC that decides I don't want recirculation on with the defroster, or a headlamp controller that is part of the ECU and won't allow me to have the car running with the headlights off. Its stereo is also standalone... Etc. All things the more recent toyota I also own has, and its a PITA.

      Basically, there is nothing scary about late 80's-90's cars with ECU's when the ECU's did little more than timing advance and injector timing (no ABS). You could probably build a replacement for those functions using an arduino and a couple weekends on a dynamo.

      The problem is the modern, computer on wheels vehicles where everything is integrated into a network and your car refuses to start when it notices the gas cap hasn't been screwed in completely.

    7. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i actually have three of the same car from 1990 stacked in the garage. bought for 2k each. last me forever.

    8. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      OBDII only requires a laptop, an OBDII to USB cable, and (some free) software. Tune away. And pre '75 cars are totally modifiable, you can put an Allison V12 with a supercharger on it if you want, as they are exempt from smog inspection now.

    9. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... that might work where the local (or state/provincial / national) laws do not require any emissions test. Unfortunately, at least here in Ontario, Canada, we have a mandatory emissions test every two years on any vehicles older than 5? years (based on the model year), before you are allowed to renew your license plate. That 60s-70s vehicle will still bleed you ~$30-45.

    10. Re:Probably best by Sowelu · · Score: 2

      I'd give the van's occupants better odds than I'd give you against a brick wall, though.

    11. Re:Probably best by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      I owned a 74 chevy nova as my first car. I was racing with my friends. I wrecked my car into a guard rail, and jammed it back a bunch of feet. My car's damage? It had about a 1/2 inch dent which wasn't noticeable since I had so many other dents :) Big ol steel bodied cars are okay for people in them, but not so much the things you hit... kinda like how trucks operate...

      I live in a family of people who can do pretty well under the hood for repairs. They've said they think it'd be great if auto manufacturers would go the reverse direction and make vehicles designed to be worked on. I'm not surprised car manufacturers are admitting they've been designing vehicles harder and harder to work on.

      I don't know how many of you watch the auto auction sites on television, but those old 60s/70s vehicles seem to only go for a couple grand. If you're in the market for a car and you're low on cash, a nice shiny chunk of steel could be superior to whatever you might get used locally. Used cars always a risk because the people selling them might be doing it just because the car has hidden problems.

    12. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's also really easy to go through the windshield when the entire car decelerates instantly and you do not. They didn't build crumple zones because they were bored.

    13. Re:Probably best by mrbester · · Score: 1

      I drove into a wall in a Volvo 265. The wall came off worse. The Volvo didn't even have a scratch.

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    14. Re:Probably best by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this will stimulate the market for kit cars, where the parts are interchangeable enough that multiple vendors produce modules.

    15. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the king of all Mustangs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    16. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 'stang?
      Surely you mean a 'tang?
      Or a 'ng?
      How about a 'g?

      Idiot.

    17. Re:Probably best by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      Anyway, there's probably studies and stuff that trumps my anecdotal evidence for crashes in a 70s car. I'm not trying to say they're wrong. :P I'm sure cars today are much safer. It's just the low-medium crashes with a 70s car might not require much body work to keep driving, where a new crumple friendly car might have serious work to do. Kinda like how they used to make helmets to be reused, but then they did disposable helmets designed to break when you wreck. The newer helmets are better, no need to risk your brain on a wreck, but the older ones might not be bad if they're all you can afford.

      I always wonder why a motorcyclist can get away with passing safety regulations, when cars are so heavily regulated with safety. My theory is that the big auto manufactures just don't want little auto manufactures competing in the US market. If a motorcyclist will get hurt 29x more likely than a car driver, you'd think they'd be more generous on what passes safety in a car.

      I'm all for safety, we should all drive safe, but people should have the right to buy super cheap foreign cars with less safety regulations. Even if you're twice as likely to get hurt in a car, you're still 15x better than driving a motorcycle.

    18. Re:Probably best by Sowelu · · Score: 1

      The common thread I'm seeing in all of these stories is that SOMEthing crumpled.

    19. Re:Probably best by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      That's all part of the allure. my classics don't get driven as daily drivers because if they did all the head turners in traffic would crash.

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    20. Re:Probably best by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Or around a sharp corner.

    21. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My theory is that the big auto manufactures just don't want little auto manufactures competing in the US market.

      That's pretty much it, 1968 started the ramping up of US regulations on grey market imports, to benifit the local manufacturers and stop people importing British cars as the soldiers returning from the Second World War had experienced many of the vehicles available around Europe, so started to bring them in, causing interest in them back home and a market to form around them.

    22. Re:Probably best by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

      Car builders that do this are more interested in getting power in the car than tuning. One might call them 'waxers'.

    23. Re:Probably best by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Your nuts.
      Go to Summit racing and see how many LS cylinder heads, pistons, cranks, and cams are available.

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    24. Re:Probably best by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      OBDII is a diagnostics protocol, and whether or not the car's electronics supports it has nothing to do with what the electronics are actually doing.

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    25. Re:Probably best by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      OK then, try a large tree or something that WON'T break. Because in that case, you eat the full force of it... with your nice and soft body.

      Modern cars do get mangled easily, yes - the idea is that they absorb the impact energies instead of you.

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    26. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, before going into the ECU and replacing the program in it, did you go through all the testing that's required by the auto makers of their ECU programmers to make sure that your code won't suddenly run into an edge case that makes the controller throw the car into a lethal state and shit a brick on the highway?

      Don't try and pretend the answer is "yes." Automative control code and the required reliability have always been Serious Business. It just only now that the reality of "your car is a rolling computer network whose topological complexity rivals a small office building" is starting to filter out of the automakers themselves, with potential to get the attention of the dreaded Legislatosaurus.

    27. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My 1989 Honda Accord had a vacuum computer under the hood. I shit you not, a black box with around fifty rubber vacuum hoses going into it. It was the last carbureted Honda and still had to meet strict emissions so they pulled it off with some serious engine tuning handled in vacuum. You can bet how well that held up when the vacuum hoses started to rot.

      There was plenty of shit in the early nineties, too. OBDII was actually a blessing because you could read your car's codes without a manufacturer's specific tool.

    28. Re:Probably best by grimmjeeper · · Score: 1

      At this point, almost every other car on the road is full of safety features. Every place you could run into anything has a big impact absorbing safety barricades. Why worry about it? You are my crumple zone.

    29. Re:Probably best by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      A moose once bit my sister.

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    30. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yea, that when they used vacuum lines like a computer controller to time and regulate everything. You end up with one tiny rubber line, 20 years old, cracking and the entire car stops running. Then you have no idea why it stopped, and even if you do know there is about half a mile of that tubing in the engine compartment and as you look through it to check more and more of it breaks.

      I'd rather have a pre 80s car or a post 2000 car for only that reason alone. Every computer in a car between 85 and 95 was unique to that year, make and model and they all worked differently. I actually don't know how mechanics worked back then. Of course then you used to have independent mechanics that only worked on Mercedes, which you don't see that any more.

    31. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ECUs can be flashed via OBDII, I've seen me and countless others do it. How else do you think OBDII cars are tuned? Most don't have any way to be "chipped", and aftermarket ECUs are more trouble than they're worth for anything that isn't a pure trailer queen.

    32. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrible mileage

      That part at least is a huge lie. My old MG got 54 MPG and was way more fun to drive than any of today's high mileage offerings. After you have driven one, it is awfully hard not to say "Suck it!" to modern hybrids.

    33. Re:Probably best by sinij · · Score: 1

      I own few of these, and you are look at this with rose-colored glasses. First, carburetors and early mechanical injection systems sucked. Second, no safety features whatsoever, not even ABS, means that you really have to take it easy in all but perfect road conditions. Third, with 40+ years of use, even well-cared mechanical systems start falling apart in unexpected way. Fourth, even when everything works most sports car from that era couldn't keep up with modern-day Corolla.

      Having daily-driver classic car is a rare distinction, this means you are ether loaded or exceptionally good DIY or often both.

    34. Re:Probably best by hey! · · Score: 1

      Cars from the 60's-70's suck big time.

      Sooo true. My first car was a 1976 Buick Century with 231 cc V6 engine, normally aspirated. The engine wasn't half-bad -- this was before emissions controls other than a PCV, EGR and catalytic converters so it *was* simple to work on -- but in every other respect it was dreadful by modern standards. 105 horsepower to move 3800+ pounds equals 0-60 in 17 seconds and 15 miles to the gallon, baby.

      But aside from power to weight ratios, the thing which really sucked about old cars was the suspension and handling. Every time I see a car chase in a movie from the 1970s I laugh because I *remember* driving cars like that. By modern standards they cornered like inebriated hippos on roller skates.

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    35. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you didn't know "stang" was car talk for a mustang then you're the idiot

    36. Re:Probably best by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      ABS has its own computer(s). Always has.

    37. Re:Probably best by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem is the modern, computer on wheels vehicles where everything is integrated into a network and your car refuses to start when it notices the gas cap hasn't been screwed in completely.

      Hmm, I just ran into this problem on my (highly-networked) 2005 Volvo, where my wife apparently didn't screw the gas cap on tight enough and it came off while driving. It ran just fine, it just lit up the check-engine light. I plugged in my handy little OBDII scan tool, it showed a code about a large EVAP leak, I checked the gas cap and found it sitting inside the little gas cap compartment, cleared the code with my scantool and everything's fine.

      OBDII is a wonderful thing. I do wish they had made the standard a little better, with fewer ways for automakers to insert proprietary BS in there, but it's great otherwise. You just couldn't do this stuff on older cars; with OBDI, every make had a different manufacturer-specific scan tool.

    38. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, please, this has been done before many times.
      I've been watching the Barrett-Jackson auctions. What a bunch of aging, overweight, polyester-clad, sweating Bozos, with more money than sense, buying just the chimeras that you described for ridiculous sums of money. The Greater Bozo Theory Still Abides.
      I prefer the RM Auctions. No hooting and hollering "Bidders Assistants", and none of that "Auctioneer Babble" that infests these things.

      I had a 66 Mustang 2+2, with the Solid Lifters 271HP 289, when younger. The engine was the only really good thing in that car. (I paid $300 for it, and sold it for $600 a year later.) The handling and brakes were atrocious. A while later, I drove a proper Boss 302. Huge improvements.

      If you want to have some fun, and realize a solid return, go for Original.
      You just might get back out of it what you initially put into it, and with a clear conscience.

      (Oh, back to the original Thread- My daily driver has five cylinders and three decades. EMP immune, it still delivers 23mpg. What lives in the Garage has seven more cylinders, two more decades, six carburetors, four sets of points, and may require a little fiddling in case of EMP.)

    39. Re:Probably best by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Cars from the 60's-70's suck big time.

      That is just not so! A car you can fix with a hammer and screwdriver is perfect, and if you know which end of the screwdriver to hit, your car would always be in tip-top condition. And I bet you can still find a 30 dollar alternator out there, and regular sealed beam headlamps for around 5 or 10, maybe?

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    40. Re:Probably best by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      I'd opine that such cars are more crash-ready than today's cars given that they're made of actual metal and heavy gauge metal instead of plastic.
      On that subject, I'm amused by the ad for the smart car where they show a pickup truck on top of the space frame. Yeah, um, you do know that F=ma, right?

    41. Re:Probably best by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      When changing the ECU on cars (like when Tuners flash a new tune) it is not the same as changing the entire underlying operating system. In most cases, the parts being changed are the parameters (or mapping points) that the underlying program uses to determine Fuel/Timing (and Boost if applicable) under certain RPM-Load points. The calculation of these and engine operation coding is rarely if ever touched.

      It's almost analogous to changing config files for a program. You're not effecting how the program operates, just the parameter data that the underlying program uses.

    42. Re:Probably best by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Big ol steel bodied cars are okay for people in them, but not so much the things you hit.

      Depends what you hit. A guard rail designed to absorb impact, sure.
      A rather large tree, not so much. A concrete wall of a building, less so.
      The quicker your seat comes to a stop, the higher the peak energy your body must absorb - Internal organs being smashed against each other.
      If the front of the car crumples, the rate of acceleration you are subject to is lowered. Your liver doesn't split open, your neck doesn't snap and your brain doesn't squash itself against the inside of your skull.

    43. Re:Probably best by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      I have a 1982 Meredes W123. Great car. Sometimes needs some patching of rust, but the engine works great (and it has been modified to run on LPG).

    44. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all part of the allure. my classics don't get driven as daily drivers because if they did all the head turners in traffic would crash.

      Crash from your brakes going out while the engine catches on fire. Old cars were shit and are still shit. They just look good but they are still rubbish.

    45. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when your dumb ass wrecks in an old car, it is a lot cheaper to fix than your medical expenses. Which given your attitude, my tax dollars will probably have to pay for. Bodies take more to fix than a car. Stop being a brain dead moron cause I don't want to pay for your dumb ass.

    46. Re:Probably best by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Terrible mileage

      Well, that results in paying more for the fuel, right? Most likely not as much as a single trip to the dealer with a new car though.
      My car, for example, has been modified to run on LPG - it uses slightly more of it, but since the LPG costs less than half of what gasoline costs, the car approaches much newer cars in terms of Euros/100km.

      If you're willing to put up with all that because you're just such a gearhead, why not just build your own car from the ground up?

      I'm not that good with mechanics (can't even weld) , however, I want to keep a single car for a very long time. It is easier to do so with an old car that is easier to repair without going to the "authorized service" - there's a lot of things I can repair myself and any competent mechanic an repair the rest.

      The authorized services overcharge by orders of magnitude. Once a "check engine" light came on in my mother's Nissan Primera P12, he dealer told her that the timing chain has to be replaced, but then it would be cheaper to replace the whole engine (~1600EUR). A mechanic (that I sometimes go to) plugged in his PC and said that it's just the crankshaft position sensor that has failed and if the timing chain was loose then the car would rattle like a bag of nails. Cost of repair - 160EUR for the sensor, 16EUR for replacement.

    47. Re:Probably best by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Cars from the 60's-70's suck big time.

      Sooo true. My first car was a 1976 Buick Century with 231 cc V6 engine, normally aspirated. The engine wasn't half-bad -- this was before emissions controls other than a PCV, EGR and catalytic converters so it *was* simple to work on -- but in every other respect it was dreadful by modern standards. 105 horsepower to move 3800+ pounds equals 0-60 in 17 seconds and 15 miles to the gallon, baby.

      My first car was a 1960 Dodge Dart 2dr (Phoenix) with the 318ci V8 engine. It had 240 or 260 HP (opinions vary) and got over 20 MPG on the freeway... in spite of being 19.5' long, 6.5' wide, and about 4700 pounds wet. You can't compare the sixties and seventies at all.

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    48. Re:Probably best by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      There was plenty of shit in the early nineties, too. OBDII was actually a blessing because you could read your car's codes without a manufacturer's specific tool.

      I haven't tried it out yet, but apparently the '90 Miata I recently bought is supposed to beep diagnostic codes at me.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    49. Re:Probably best by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Leave his nuts out of this!

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    50. Re:Probably best by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Your nuts. .

      What about his nuts?

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    51. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ABS has its own computer(s). Always has.

      Yes. But that is one computer doing that one job and doing it well. It is not messing with everything else. So it doesn't prevent the car from starting, and it won't get hacked just because someone insert a specially crafted CD into the entertainment system.

      Do one thing and do it well - the unix philosophy applies to cars parts too.

    52. Re:Probably best by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Since too many people found my typo amusing let me tell you why are are wrong.
      1. Summit racing is full of pistons, cranks, cams, and heads for LS engines.
      2. Google build LS and you will find lots of hits.
      BTW the current suggestions are to find an iron block LS engine like the LQ7 out of a truck since they are more common and cheaper than the aluminum versions out of cars and you can bore them out more. Replace the pistons and rods since they tend to be the weak point on the engines unless you found an LS7 or 9 which used forged pistons and ti con rods. The right heads and cam will really give you good gains with little money. Some of the stock heads are very good and can often be found cheap. The stock intakes are actually pretty good and of course headers will help but not as much as the old days since modern exhaust manifolds are very good compared to the cast iron logs used back in 60s, 70s, and 80s. Of course SBCs are still around but with electronic ignition and often efi. Both are available from the after market. The Ford Coyote engines also have a large following and lots of parts available. Ford is still selling Winsor short blocks and crate motors as well and they also have a huge aftermarket. I am not up on mopar and frankly the big blocks have been pushed out to the extremes. You can build a 454 LS small block and a 460 Winsor so big blocks are not a big advantage unless you are going to push past 500 cid which is pretty rare and very expensive.

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    53. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, I hit someone's van with my Bronco (full size) my bumper was fine, his side had a big dent in it. It's easy to go through these crumple cars when yours doesn't.

      That speaks to the deadliness of your car, not their survivability in theirs.

    54. Re:Probably best by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Lack of crumpling means the force wasn't absorbed by the vehicle body. Personally, I'd rather the vehicle absorb the stopping force instead of transferring it to me.

    55. Re:Probably best by omnichad · · Score: 1

      AC that decides I don't want recirculation on with the defroster

      If you have that much moisture to get rid of, your almost always going to have drier air outside.

    56. Re:Probably best by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I stole it. No way I can lose money on this one. Guy didn't know what one is worth. Only way I would ever buy a non-tractor Ford.

      I will most likely keep it stock, bring it up to princess level and bank the money.

      I've seen Mustangs with good engines transplanted it. But none badged as SS. That will piss off the ford guys while simultaneously mocking all the bogus SS Chevys out there.

      Sympathies on the Jag. The big six e-type is the one to have, if you want to actually drive it.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    57. Re:Probably best by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Now, before going into the ECU and replacing the program in it, did you go through all the testing that's required by the auto makers of their ECU programmers to make sure that your code won't suddenly run into an edge case that makes the controller throw the car into a lethal state and shit a brick on the highway?

      Don't try and pretend the answer is "yes." Automative control code and the required reliability have always been Serious Business. It just only now that the reality of "your car is a rolling computer network whose topological complexity rivals a small office building" is starting to filter out of the automakers themselves, with potential to get the attention of the dreaded Legislatosaurus.

      The answer is yes. The program on my car's ECU has been running on cars for the past 13 years without any catastrophic failure. All that is modified are the engine tuning tables; throttle mapping, ignition timing, valve timing, wastegate duty, etc.. The worst thing that could happen would be for the throttle to stick at 100%. In that case I would just shut down the engine. It's not that big a deal.

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    58. Re:Probably best by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      You're very correct. This is why I responded to my own post to clarify.

    59. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's 30 below and I want the glass to warm up so I can see, I don't need fresh air from outside.

      If the outside temperature is perfect and I just want some fresh air in the car that doesn't blow in my face, I'd like defrost without AC at all. Also impossible on a lot of cars. Put it on defrost and it ignores the button and turns on the AC pump.

      If I've been on a hot roof and my boots are on fire, I'd like to blow the AC on my feet. Many cars don't even allow you to do that (though that isn't a software issue).

    60. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It speaks to the deadliness/cluelessness of the driver. So, you T-boned a van and were surprised that the van took more damage than your Bronco? That would have been the case regardless of the type of automobiles involved (with a few exceptions).

    61. Re: Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The disc brakes on my '66 Mustang are new. Everything that needs to be, is. Each part can be replaced with new original spec or pretty much whatever you can afford.

    62. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most States (US) and Provinces (Canada) with their own pollution / compliance regulations prohibit installing an engine older than the Model Year vehicle you are installing it in. There is a bit of fudge room (maybe the motor was installed in 98~2002 vehicles so a 98 motor might be OK in a 2000 MY vehicle) but basically a good, current production, easily configurable and swappable motor like the LS series is popular because you can actually install it in a newish car or truck, or a current year special construction (hot rod with newly manufactured aftermarket body + frame).

      Ironically you need to install the unmodified factory ECM to pass in those jurisdictions.

    63. Re:Probably best by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The older cars will come through crashes better. What happens to the occupants is another story entirely.

      A modern car is designed to have crumple zones that absorb impact energy and reduce the deceleration in a head-on collision. Do a head-on in one of those old tanks, and the car will maintain its shape much better. This also means that the impact energy is passed back to the humans straight, and the deceleration is really really fast, and there's an excellent chance the driver winds up impaled on the steering wheel column.

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    64. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sympathies on the Jag. The big six e-type is the one to have, if you want to actually drive it."

      I _also_ have a '95 XJS Convertible, with the Six. And another five Cylinder Merc Pickup Truck, original, and rare. (Not drivable- a big tree fell into the little bed...)
      What reigns in the Garage is distinctly Italian. Because it is a lowly GT/E, its value is solely in the Mechanicals.
      Aside from the instruments and some switchgear, and the steering wheel, not much of the body can be used in "Creating" a 250GTO.
      The trick is to find the right Conversion Shop. They'll carefully pull the body and return it to you, along with maybe $300K, if all the remaining numbers match.
      Pick up a ratty Corvette, and put the GT/E body on the frame, along with whatever crate engine will fit. These are called Corraris.
      There is at least one Jerrari driving around- a GT/E on a Jaguar frame. (Note: Neither of the Jag engines will fit in the Engine Bay without a lot of modifications...)

      You are on the right track with the Mustang. Or do what I do:
      When I take the dusty original GT/E out, I dress for the occasion. Corduroy Jacket with leather elbow patches. Black teeshirt. My Dad's _old_ Rolex.
      Brown Sperry's without socks. (When my shocked Niece found this out, she asked me if I invented the trend. I did.)
      I order Irish Breakfast Tea with milk and sugar, and eventually and earnestly bring up Servo-Frenos, which the GT/E has, and how much better braking the period SWB had, without one.
      Which, of course, without saying it directly, leads the onlookers to wonder if I have one of _those_ as well.

      (HeeHee)

    65. Re:Probably best by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      To purchase a nice car from the 60's or 70's with no computer. Easy to fix, and except for crash-readyness usually pretty solid.

      Yeah because the way they were built back then (with steel and no plastic anywhere on the body) might rival that of a modern day tank.

    66. Re:Probably best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect he knew what it stood for. I also suspect he finds the pretentiousness of dropping ONE CHARACTER (a capital "M"), inserting an apostrophe, and leaving the rest of the word intact to be a little douchey. Or maybe I am just projecting my thoughts into the mix here. *shrug*

  3. Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    Why don't the automakers just seek refuge under the DMCA from all those evil automobile hackers? Clearly, figuring out how your car works is a direct attack on the very hard work and property of those automakers.

    Time to pass a bill state by state. I'm the sure the invisible hand of the free market will line all the right politicians' pockets to rush those through. Hopefully someday we won't be able to own our cars and we can go back to the Ma Bell days when every phone was rented.

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    1. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      This has nothing to do with the free market. This is using government regulation to prevent the fair use of your own property.

      Although I wouldn't be surprised if someone made that lame brained argument on the automaker's side. They're no more in favor of a free market than a communist is. It just so happens that when they have bought out the government, government regulation works for them, and not as a means of checking them.

    2. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with the free market. This is using government regulation to prevent the fair use of your own property.

      Although I wouldn't be surprised if someone made that lame brained argument on the automaker's side. They're no more in favor of a free market than a communist is. It just so happens that when they have bought out the government, government regulation works for them, and not as a means of checking them.

      In a truly free market you can buy anything -- even politicians!

    3. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the Libertarian mantra: Government regulation is bad because it will be co-opted by business to their own ends The solution is to get government out of their way.

    4. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although I wouldn't be surprised if someone made that lame brained argument on the automaker's side. They're no more in favor of a free market than a communist is.

      Ah, yes, call them a "Communist" to win your argument. I like how free market nuts only selectively label what is and is not "government regulation." Like the OP said, Ma Bell phone rentals were a result of the free market until the government stepped in -- and it was government regulation that stopped that nonsense. If the government doesn't step in and stop automakers from seeking litigation against gearheads, it's just going to be David Vs Goliath and David will run out of money first.

    5. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed. I never understood that circular logic. Perhaps somebody of that persuasion can explain how it (allegedly) works for us.

      Businesses want control, and if you don't properly regulate them, they'll use every method they have to gain their desired control. I see the government functioning like referees. Without referees a game would become a dirty slugfest instead of a skillfest. Basketball and wrestling would be the same sport. Sure, refs are sometimes stupid, but anybody in any institution can likewise be stupid.

    6. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      You think you own your phone today? Sure, you pay for it, but try to move it between the major carriers and tell me that your phone isn't IP locked to Verizon, or Sprint, or AT&T. Yes, some multi-band phones can move between some carriers, but largely, it's still a lock-in game - that device that you pay for is all but useless the day your carrier says it is.

    7. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Ma Bell phone rentals were a result of government regulation, NOT the free market. Ma Bell did not get their monopoly in a free market. The federal government decided in the early 1900s that a single phone company was easier to control than a lot of smaller ones. So they worked with AT&T to make it the dominant phone company.

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    8. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ma Bell phone rentals were a result of government regulation, NOT the free market.

      Oh, you mean patents? Please tell me more from your anarcholibertarian viewpoint or provide one concrete example of how it was solely the result of government regulation that created the monopoly that was Ma Bell.

    9. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My phone has a cord that plugs in to an RJ45 in the wall.
      I own that POS.

    10. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My S5 (purchased on T-mobile) is running great, with LTE on AT&T

    11. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about the free market is that it doesn't exist in the wild. Markets, left to themselves, are always vulnerable to oligopoly, corruption and collusion. The only competitive markets are the ones that are tightly regulated.

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    12. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I never understood that circular logic. Perhaps somebody of that persuasion can explain how it (allegedly) works for us.

      Businesses want control, and if you don't properly regulate them, they'll use every method they have to gain their desired control. I see the government functioning like referees. Without referees a game would become a dirty slugfest instead of a skillfest. Basketball and wrestling would be the same sport. Sure, refs are sometimes stupid, but anybody in any institution can likewise be stupid.

      The idea is that companies seek that control through government. So if you limit government you limit the control that corporations can exert through it. For whatever reason, libertarians don't consider that wealth brings power regardless of the size of government and that government can be a check on that power. I often find it to be a simplistic ideology, even though I find some of it appealing. It's basically lemonade stand economics, which doesn't scale.

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    13. Re:Oh Look, a Car Analogy for Last Week's Story! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      No, I do not mean patents. I mean actions by government officials which were designed to force other phone companies to a competitive disadvantage to AT&T. For example, after the Kingsbury Commitment (which theoretically reduced AT&T's monopoly position) AT&T agreed to allow other local providers to connect to its long distance service, but did not agree to allow them to interconnect with its local services. The result being that if you had non-AT&T local service you could place long distance calls to other people who did not have AT&T service through AT&T long distance, but not to those who had AT&T. There were other policies which also promoted AT&T's dominance. The Woodrow Wilson Administration was very active in promoting AT&T's dominance.

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  4. Classic abuse of power by Bruce66423 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whilst the DMCA may or may not be a good thing, it is certainly not a means for the car manufacturers to impose a SAFETY based restriction. That organisations pull that sort of abuse is why the legal system is held in contempt.

    1. Re:Classic abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The automakers are concerned about liability after Toyota got smacked down hard with fines over the whole unintended acceleration witch-hunt.
      I have no problems for automakers to tell you to fuck off if try to sue them for something controlled by a computer if you've modded the code.
      Tell me I can't replace a wheel bearing because it's too complicated and a safety issue and there will be trouble.

    2. Re:Classic abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely if safety is a concern, then any manufacturer that has any safety issue in, say the last 5 years, has proven themselves incapable of providing this service too. They should thus be banned from selling any cars with such highly dangerous control systems.

    3. Re:Classic abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. We already have systems for regulating car safety that could easily include these use case. Abusing this system for that purpose makes both systems less effective.

      But abusing this system lets auto makers impose rules on other people without following those same rules themselves, so it's a clear win for them if their goals are "winning" instead of say "making transportation that meets people's need". The problem is we think it's acceptable for vital industries to have purely short-term, private profits as a goal instead of requiring them to participate in society like the people they want to be.

  5. Only usage rights... by unique_parrot · · Score: 1

    ...didn't think that usage rights could be restricted to cars too. Ebooks and Emusic was just the beginning...

  6. Hold it by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    " The dispute arises from a section of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act that no one thought could apply to vehicles when it was signed into law in 1998"

    Do the editors even read this site ? Virtually everyone realized this could apply to just about anything that ran code. There was even the infamous use garage door opener case

    https://freedom-to-tinker.com/...

    And the HP and Lexmark toner cartridge cases which were just about embedded serialization
     

    1. Re:Hold it by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Everyone who was technically astute and aware, on sites such as this, raised concerns of this very nature. While I don't have the reference at the tip of my finger, I feel that I can state with some certainty that this very possibility was raised, by explaining how applying the DMCA to cars would prevent you from modifying, repairing, or otherwise working on your car, or even taking it to a third party mechanic. (After all, since when has Slashdot been able to resist a car analogy?)

      No, the people that "didn't realize this" are the politicians and proponents of the DMCA and other horrible laws like it, and the others who bought the line of BS being fed to them by those proponents - the people who dismissed such objections as the being "outlandish," "preposterous," or similarly unrealistic. We tried to tell them, and they ignored us.

    2. Re:Hold it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of 911... "Politicians" saying on TV: "Nobody could have ever imagined people would crash planes on these towers"...

      Empire State Building in 1945, the towers were specifically built to resist a big plane crash, the NRO was running a drill about a plane crashing into a building the same day, etc.

      Some people didn't know nor think, and some others knew but chose to deny it for basic PR and damage control (of any sort, whatever...). The generalization is very abusive.

    3. Re:Hold it by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      If the automakers can use the DMCA, then they can make it so the only source of expensive repair parts is the OEM itself. Using the DMCA, every module that contains a computer can be made expensive and tough to replace, and require trips to the dealer for service. Initially, it will start with the expensive stuff, like the ABS sensors, the engine sensors, the engine ECU, the body control computer. Eventually, even stuff that doesn't really need computers, will include them.

      And the HP and Lexmark toner cartridge cases which were just about embedded serialization

      Exactly. The automakers want to follow the same strategy as the ink manufacturers. Want a new engine filter, it must be an AC Delco filter. Sooner or later, frequently replaced parts of the car will get micro-chips to boost repair revenues.

    4. Re:Hold it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, the sets of "everybody" and "slashdot readers" do not intersect. The set of "everybody" has been defined to be that group of people who are like the speaker while excluding the group of people who are like the listener. As exemplified by "everyone loves Korean boy bands, you loser."

    5. Re:Hold it by Frobnicator · · Score: 4, Informative

      And the HP and Lexmark toner cartridge cases which were just about embedded serialization

      Yeah, no. This was specifically mentioned in the Lexmark v Static Control Components case. That was already dealt with in the 6th circuit and supported 9-0 by the SCOTUS. Copy of the decision.

      Automobile manufacturers, for example, could control the entire market of replacement parts for their vehicles by including lock-out chips. Congress did not intend to allow the DMCA to be used offensively in this manner, but rather only sought to reach those who circumvented protective measures “for the purpose” of pirating works protected by the copyright statute. Unless a plaintiff can show that a defendant circumvented protective measures for such a purpose, its claim should not be allowed to go forward. If Lexmark wishes to utilize DMCA protections for (allegedly) copyrightable works, it should not use such works to prevent competing cartridges from working with its printer.

      ... By contrast, Lexmark would have us read this statute in such a way that any time a manufacturer intentionally circumvents any technological measure and accesses a protected work it necessarily violates the statute regardless of its “purpose.” Such a reading would ignore the precise language – “for the purpose of” – as well as the main point of the DMCA – to prohibit the pirating of copyright-protected works such as movies, music, and computer programs. If we were to adopt Lexmark’s reading of the statute, manufacturers could potentially create monopolies for replacement parts simply by using similar, but more creative, lock-out codes. Automobile manufacturers, for example, could control the entire market of replacement parts for their vehicles by including lock-out chips. Congress did not intend to allow the DMCA to be used offensively in this manner, but rather only sought to reach those who circumvented protective measures “for the purpose” of pirating works protected by the copyright statute. Unless a plaintiff can show that a defendant circumvented protective measures for such a purpose, its claim should not be allowed to go forward.

      Yes it is a short line, but it seems rather bright-line to cite in this case.

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    6. Re:Hold it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel that I can state with some certainty that this very possibility was raised, by explaining how applying the DMCA to cars would prevent you from modifying, repairing, or otherwise working on your car

      A DMCA analogy on Slashdot using a car metaphor? No, really?

    7. Re:Hold it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The editors have been here a long time. They only read the headlines, just like the rest of us.

    8. Re:Hold it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, what if after I modify my ECU to get better mileage, I drive somewhere while having a blank CD in the back seat?

  7. Let It Happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just let it happen. Give the car companies what they want: People's money for free. Rent. Guaranteed income. A direct financial incentive to make cars less reliable. I'm tired of fighting bullshit like this up and down the political, economic, legal, and social system. For people who don't care, against people with no morals, conscience, or checks on power.

    The only way to get people to take and stand, realise what's going on, and do something about is to charge their wallets, and that's exactly what car companies will do if this gets passed. So let it. Let cars get shitter, more expensive, take longer to repair. Let it happen. All protesting will do is at best delay the inevitable, and at worst just boil the frog.

    Let go.

    1. Re:Let It Happen by unique_parrot · · Score: 1

      sounds like windows 10 to me :D
      or adobe
      or Ebooks
      or iTunes

    2. Re: Let It Happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that the cure for too much greed and apathy is more greed and apathy? In the end it will self correct.

    3. Re: Let It Happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup... after a crash of biblical proportions yayyyy post apocalyptic dystopia

  8. Bad news for a lot of people by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not Joe Mechanic or anything like that, but I know enough to change my air, fuel & oil filters, add fluids, etc. I've even done tune-ups on my older cars, but what about the real grease monkeys who can fix anything on a vehicle? Wouldn't this type of law put the Auto-Zones, Napas & the like out of business? I don't know where they get the majority of their sales, but I know a sizeable amount has to come from home car repair/tuning enthusiasts.

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    1. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      They are already having some difficulties. Cars are a lot more complicated than they used to be, and getting more so. That means even simple repairs on anything other than the body involve a fair amount of computer work. Want to replace the air filter? Ok. Want to replace it with a slightly different one for performance tuning purposes? The ECU is configured for the stock part, and you can't reprogram it to utilise one with lower flow resistance unless you purchase the manufacturer's highly-specialised cable and software, and even then they might not allow it to be flashed with details for non-standard parts. You can't swap the gearbox because the old one has a link to the vehicle network in order to report the current gear selection and output angular speed to the ECU, and you'll struggle to find another that speaks the same protocol - assuming there isn't a deliberate anti-tamper in place that disables the vehicle if it detects an unauthorised serial number, and again requires reconfiguring using the expensive specialised tool.

      Everyone on Slashdot has seen the situation with computer technology in recent years: They are not built to be repairable. Locked-down firmware, more parts being soldered to the mainboard to bring costs and size down, and the rise of devices like tablets that deliberately render low-level access impossible so the user is confined to running only what the manufacturer permits. Same story in automotive, just a few years behind.

    2. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Make sure to change that air regularly.

      They won't prevent you from doing an oil-change, at first. That will come later - along with the mandatory 3000 mile maintenance checks at the dealer - for your safety and a cleaner environment, of course.

    3. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't live/drive through the 80s.

      Cars are simple again. The new complications are in the dash (navi etc).

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't this type of law put the Auto-Zones, Napas & the like out of business?

      That's the whole idea, to form a total monopoly where they can jack the price up to their hearts content. I wouldn't mind going to a dealer so much if they didn't try to rip me off every time I come in the door. I can go to one of those jiffy-lube places and get my car's oil changed for $50, yet the exact same service costs $80 at the dealer and I'll bet the dealer people are not any better trained. The only extra training they seem to have is how to scam women. An old girlfriend of mine took her car to the local dealer for an oil change and they pulled the classic "we can't legally let you drive off the lot unless you agree to $1200 in front-end repairs" scam.

    5. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have picked air filter as your example.

      Cars ECU's learn. They need to to pass emissions standards and meet performance figures.
      They need to work correctly at a variety of altitudes (air pressure), air temperature and humidity. They also need to work when the air filter is full of dust.
      The ECU only needs to know how much oxygen is going in to the engine. It will do this via one of two ways. manifold air pressure or an airflow meter. Both of which are not effected much by the air filter.

      As for transmissions. Manual transmissions don't usually have computers. The speed sensor is simply a pulse per rev on the output shaft. Automatic transmissions are a completely different ballgame, a lot of modern cars have the transmission computer integrated into the engine computer. It makes it cheaper and much easier to control the selected gear and manage throttle during shifting, etc. As far as the physical transmission is concerned though, it's all mechanical parts. There's no problem pulling one out and replacing it with one of the same type.

    6. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I hated dealing with those 80s vehicles, the early EFI systems, electronically controlled carburetors, massive wiring looms, tens of feed of vacuum lines, ignition control modules that were placed in the wrong spot and would cook and then fail. I won't buy a vehicle unless it is a late OBDI or newer, or pre smog motor as there were a lot of vehicles that were just junk in between. The build quality on those late 70s and 80s vehicles was awful as well so it isn't like you are missing out on anything.

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    7. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC, too lazy to log in. I'm a professional grease monkey, and can tell you that in my experience, although some of our purchased repair parts come from dealers, the majority are aftermarket. Just as an example, my priority list when looking for parts: Carquest, Autozone, NAPA, WorldPAC, dealer. Most of the time, Carquest will have a lot that i need, NAPA tends to have odd specialty parts especially for older vehicles, WorldPAC is an excellent aftermarket dealer with multiple direct manufacturer sources, but do take more time to deliver. Dealers can be competitive on price sometimes, but it usually takes a day to get or more and I really don't like sitting on hold that long.

    8. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, I see that even my own company is locking down the firmware in their parts.

    9. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parts stores do most of their business with commercial accounts. Non-dealer repair shops buy a lot of their parts from Carquest/NAPA/Autozone.

      Source: Formerly a parts manager at a car dealership.

    10. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, this is completely false. Factory computers can handle a different air filter without any problem. ECUs are amazingly adaptive and can handle numerous modifications to an engine while still delivering excellent performance. You can even bolt on a supercharger without needing to reprogram the factory ECU. Sure, performance can be improved by modifying the factory ECU's tune, but it's not required. Modern cars measure the amount of air going into the engine with a Mass Air Flow meter (MAF). Earlier cars that didn't use MAF meters had problems with major changes like radical camshafts and non-stock pistons, but even those cars could handle a high performance air filter. I've got a 97 Cobra Mustang with twin turbochargers that makes over 800 HP and it uses the factory ECU.

    11. Re:Bad news for a lot of people by popoutman · · Score: 1
      Air filters are a bad analogy - as the stock ones are hugely low resistance anyway and changing for a so-called "performance" filter is anything but.

      You can measure the resistance of an air filter by checking the pressure difference before and after the filter element. In all of the tests that I have seen the airflow resistance due to a stock filter is miniscule, and there is more pressure loss due to a bend in the pipe than due to the filter. Putting an ineffective filter that passes lots of grit through it, may be less pressure loss, but 80% of a miniscule number is still miniscule and has *no* measureable effect on power.

      Otherwise I completely agree with you.

      There's a lot to be said for a car company continuing to use a known-reverse-engineered protocol for the inter-module communications and code interrogation such as the protocol used by VAG on all of their cars. That makes things a lot easier, being able to use an inexpensive cable and software to access the same items as the main dealers.

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  9. I hope this never happens by Sevalecan · · Score: 1

    Being able to maintain your own care can help a lot if you aren't financially well off. I have an '03 VW Jetta TDI Wagon that I bought with 239,000 miles on it, and I've been able to fix every problem it had (and to be honest there haven't been many) all by myself. I diagnosed changed my own thermostat when mine failed, which would've probably cost me a pretty penny instead of 30 or 40 bucks in OEM parts. I had to replace the glass in one of my mirrors once. It took me about 15 seconds to connect the heat wires and snap it into place. The dealership quoted me $50 to do what was quite literally 15 seconds worth of work.

    I'm also not convinced that auto makers can't do things do make cars more easily repairable by amateurs, and this idea of a car that's too complex for someone with the ability to fix is not an economically viable one from my standpoint. As a college student, I can't afford to spend $300 to have some dolt in a dealership replace my alternator and do it wrong when I can do it myself at the cost of a little time and have it done correctly.

    As a final note, I've worked in the automotive industry among design and RMA engineers, and a lot of them aren't half as smart as they think they are, and even the OEMs get confused at how to work on their own crap, and I know having seen mechanics reports in a return material analysis lab that the people doing the repair work don't always know that much about the vehicles they're working on anyway, even with dealership and OEM support. We've had electronic power steering gears returned with the dealership claiming there was a power steering fluid leak. Seriously.

    1. Re:I hope this never happens by fnj · · Score: 1

      Any TDI owner who is not at the very least well-informed enough, and acquires a VAG-COM and some of the special tools, is in deep doo-doo. Even if you are on the good side of a very competent mechanic who will let you watch over his shoulder and check up progress, you still need to prime them on the fundamentals and ins-and-outs, because it would be totally prohibitive for them to do the learning themselves. Dealer repair shops are absolutely out of the question. Even if the cost were not prohibitive, there isn't a single one with TDI competence or who gives a single shit about your car.

      Replacing the timing belt is a major, major operation involving dismounting the engine and supporting it, lining things up with special jigs and tools, and replacing every part in the path of the belt, including water pump, tensioner, and all rollers. Then you have to set the tension very precisely, not rotating the tensioner the wrong direction because it's opposite to that in a gas model, and finally nudging the heavy injection pump by thousandths of an inch to get the injection timing in spec, using the VAG-COM to check it. And if you're off the scale advanced or retarded when you begin the adjustment, it's a special adventure to find your way into the window so you can see anything at all on the VAG-COM. Or get it running at all.

      If the timing belt ever strips teeth or skips more than a single tooth, you are in dire danger of doing several thousand dollars of damage to the engine, or totaling it.

      Then there are the special cute things that can go wrong, like an injector that sticks open instead of pulsing properly. That will turn it into a blowtorch that will burn right through the top of the piston.

    2. Re:I hope this never happens by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Then there are the special cute things that can go wrong, like an injector that sticks open instead of pulsing properly. That will turn it into a blowtorch that will burn right through the top of the piston.

      Don't forget engine runaways caused by oil leaks in the turbo!

      Of course, isn't that all just part of the fun of owning a TDI?

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    3. Re:I hope this never happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or trying to spread fud.

    4. Re:I hope this never happens by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Don't forget engine runaways caused by oil leaks in the turbo!

      Isn't this why you should let your engine run for a minute or 2 before turning it off. Let the turbo cool down with oil circulating through it, also this is good advice even for naturally aspirated engines as well so that they reach a more uniform temp as well. Or at least that is what I was taught dealing with forced induction tractor engines out on the farm as a child.

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  10. At the welcome screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you start your new car for the first time, an FBI warning replaces the metering display and an annoying voice from the sound system asks; "You wouldn't pirate a movie, would you?"

    1. Re:At the welcome screen by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      My built-in GPS does something similar every time I turn on my car. It puts up a warning about the dangers of using a GPS. Unfortunately I only notice the warning when I'm just trying to glance over at the map to see if my turn is coming up. So I am now distracted by a warning and have to reach over to click it off if I just want to see the damned map.

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    2. Re:At the welcome screen by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Well if that warning would prevent you from actually driving the vehicle for 30 seconds it might be good for a lot of people's vehicle. Let the fluids come up to pressure instead of what my wife does which is as soon as the engine catches she is on the gas.

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  11. Why stop at vehicles? by Trachman · · Score: 2

    In 100 years it will be determined that home based human baby producing process is too dangerous. All the enthusiasts and hobbyists are at great risk of infringing of the global law, 1 baby per family, and are at risk of procreating unauthorized offspring.

    1. Re:Why stop at vehicles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, Brave New World, then.

      That's a stretch.

    2. Re:Why stop at vehicles? by maliqua · · Score: 1

      This shouldn't be modded troll, seriously.

      Anyway i think it would be more accurate that the restriction would be to prevent unintentional copyright infringement on genetic sequences that you don't own the rights too.

    3. Re:Why stop at vehicles? by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

      Not as far as you'd think. The things that are possible with the amount of tech we have now should scare you.

      Look back 50 years and wonder if your grandfather ever worried about an automated system logging his license plate as he went to the drive in or back and forth to work? What about a red-light camera sending him a ticket in the mail because he was late to work?

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    4. Re:Why stop at vehicles? by zlives · · Score: 2

      with the population projected to hit 11 bn by 2100... "1 baby per family, and are at risk of procreating unauthorized offspring" maynot be a bad thing

    5. Re:Why stop at vehicles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. read "brave new world" where (ironically for this article) they worship henry ford, and babies are only produced in bottles. the idea of having a mother is extremely embarrasing.

    6. Re:Why stop at vehicles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As sociopathic as it may sound, eventually we will need to start worrying not for babies but for the excess of elderly folks.

      Someone said that an elderly dying is like a library burning... problem is, eventually we'll have too many books. On that day, growing old will not be a right but a privilege.

  12. Misleading title of the century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very, very, very (as in I bet most senior mechanics would say they've never done this) few reasons exist to modify the programming on a PCM as a *repair*. Sure, some mechanics will upload new factory made software to it, or change settings in it with factory tools (or change the same settings with non-factory tools), but I can't think of a case where a repair would involve hacking the PCM.

    There's plenty of improvements that can be made to the software, and there's lots of hot-rodding and performance tuning opportunities available there, but neither of those activities are repairing a car any more than hacking your BIOS so your PC will support some new peripheral. Repairs typically involve replacing broken stuff with like items. ie: Control arm broken? Put in a new one. Don't go and install leaf springs instead, because that's not a repair, that's an upgrade (or downgrade).

    The DMCA sucks, but even if the automakers win, you'll still be able to put a new engine and transmission in your car when the old ones blow up. You'll just have to make sure you're replacing like with like. Now, if you decide you'd like to drive a stick shift and upgrade your automatic to a manual and thus have to "pirate" the PCM software, well, yeah, that's a problem. But that's not really a repair, is it? Thus 99.9999% of people getting work done will NEVER see a change in their garage, and 99.9% of mechanics won't see any difference, either.

    1. Re:Misleading title of the century by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Repairing the detuning that DOT and insurance companies forced the car makers to do.

      Nothing new under the sun. Removing the asthma tube from the intercooler on my old Eclipse made it non-CA legal.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Misleading title of the century by suutar · · Score: 1

      and to replace like with like you'll have to buy it from the manufacturer because no third party will be able to make it talk to the car's network, so they'll be able to raise their prices arbitrarily.

  13. Gearheads to Automakers: by sstamps · · Score: 4, Funny

    (at least the ones who think this is a good idea)

    Fuck off and die, preferably in a fire.

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  14. ok then by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    From now on, sticking with cars made before this stupid concept went into effect.

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    1. Re:ok then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right up until the .gov decides to outlaw these older cars "for the safety of the children".
      Like they were threatening to do in NY and NJ. Many car collectors were scrambling to move their cherished possessions out of State because the .gov was going to outlaw ownership of them, and essentially force the owners to sell them at pennies on the dollar.

      Much like Cuomo has done to New Yorker's 2A Rights.

    2. Re:ok then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right up until the .gov decides to outlaw these older cars "for the safety of the children".

      Meh. They won't even need to bother doing that. Too much hassle for too little gain. Most of them will probably be scrapped soon enough in the normal course of events; the remainder will become prized valuable collector's pieces for rich hobbyists.

  15. Talk to your representative by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    The DMCA does indeed suck. You should let your senator know that you don't want this and maybe even create one of those presidential petitions?

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  16. stop the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want off al-fuckin-ready.

    This has got to be the epitome of the stupidity of the DMCA. And it's only the tip of the iceberg.

  17. maintaining != creating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a HUGE difference between maintaining your automobile and manufacturing new automobiles en masse.

  18. maybe now people will care? probably not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how people are all up in arms about this, but don't give two flying fucks when the exact same fucking thing happens with their computers and software.

    hopefully "you cant tinker with your car" will be to the DMCA as "the gov't can see your dick" was to surveillance, and get the unwashed masses to understand that this isnt just fluff, it's important shit that impacts us in a very real and tangible way. fuck you, you unwashed, bastard, plebeians, we're all fucked, stop being so happy about it!

  19. I wonder... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    A cynic might suspect that this is the automakers' response to the coming of the electric car, with its much lower maintenance costs.

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  20. Gearheads to Automakers... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

    Fuck you.

    Show me a car that I'm not allowed to fix, and I'll show you a car that I won't allow myself to buy.

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    1. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Fuck you.

      Show me a car that I'm not allowed to fix, and I'll show you a car that I won't allow myself to buy.

      Problem is, they can probably apply it retroactively to any car you're likely to currently own.

    2. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

      Show me a car that I'm not allowed to fix, and I'll show you a car that I won't allow myself to buy.

      Problem is, they can probably apply it retroactively to any car you're likely to currently own.

      The answer to that is I'll rip out your precious computers and replace them with ones that run code I own.
      Time for more hacking on FreeEMS, DMN-EDC and related ...

    3. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Yet another advantage of buying cars from Asia. Their car companies have little to no influence over our government.

    4. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cocks gun*

      Let 'em TRY. I paid for it, I own it. To say otherwise could be construed as STEALING.

    5. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      Wrong. That lobby group mentioned in the article? Mainly asian. No american or german manufacturers seem to be part of that lobby group.

    6. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree, but.... I would have said the same about computers (hi apple), consumer electronics (yep I'm old enough to have repaired stuff back in ye olde 80s) - hell, a whole bunch of things.

      So I can't say I'm surprised as I've seen this story play out before.

    7. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Only if I ever take it back to the stealership. Good thing there are plenty of other shops out there that can turn wrenches just as good.

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    8. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American manufacturers couldn't pull it off, and the Germans know better.

    9. Re:Gearheads to Automakers... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Well I don't think British Leyland has any legal authority any more and the owner of most of their copyrighted stuff is more than willing to sell them to the public at reasonable prices.

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  21. Hang on.... by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    How are we supposed to make a car analogy now?

    1. Re:Hang on.... by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 4, Funny

      The circle is now complete. Once, I was the analogy, now I am the master.

    2. Re:Hang on.... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      Hmm... On Soviet Slashdot, car analogizes you?

    3. Re:Hang on.... by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure /. has the copyright on car analogies, so we should be okay.

  22. Stats, or it isn't needed.... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    OEMs and their main lobbying organization say cars have become too complex and dangerous for consumers and third parties to handle.

    How many deaths and injuries are caused by modded car systems? Is this a large enough value to measure outside a single standard deviation on the number of deaths and injuries caused by motor vehicles?

    If the answer to the first is an actual value and the answer to the second is yes, than I have no problem with this. However, if it isn't (which is likely), they should take their FUD and go home, and come back when there's an actual (societal) problem that needs to be fixed.

    1. Re:Stats, or it isn't needed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, thousands of people are dead because of bureaucratic meddling with car design. Heavier cars are safer. CAFE kills.

    2. Re:Stats, or it isn't needed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heavier cars are safer.

      Crash tests usually indicate the opposite.

  23. Re:First! by Sowelu · · Score: 1

    This is less "Eagle has landed" and more "First stage of Falcon 9 has...landed".

  24. Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article;

    Industry concerns are mounting that modifying these ECUs and the software coding that runs them could lead to vulnerabilities in vehicle safety and cyber security. Imagine an amateur makes a coding mistake that causes brakes to fail and a car crash ensues. Furthermore, automakers say these modifications could render cars non-compliant with environmental laws that regulate emissions.

    This is not about replacing brakes, oil changes, replacing spark plugs, etc. It is about making software changes that most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do.

    1. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if such changes would cause the vehicle to no longer comply with regional safety standards for vehicles, then the person would be held responsible if or when that modification was discovered. While that may be too late to actually prevent an accident, making it illegal to modify your car under the allegation that you may make it unsafe to drive is like making it illegal for you to drink alcohol if you happen to have a driver's license (ignoring the fact that a driver's license is often used for verifying that one is of legal drinking age in the first place) because you might try drive while drunk. Most of the people who are suspected of drunk driving are unfortunately only found so after they have already caused an accident as well.

      My point is that like drunk driving, and laws that prohibit that activity, there are already laws that prohibit making any unsafe modifications to your vehicle... and not realizing that a change would cause a vehicle to not meet the necessary safety requirements is no more of a justification than not realizing that one was over the legal limit for blood alcohol content when getting behind the wheel of a car.

    2. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      OEMs and their main lobbying organization say car's ECUs have become too complex and dangerous for consumers and third parties to handle.

      FTFY

      then the person would be held responsible if or when that modification was discovered.

      What if the modification is not discovered? The manufacturer gets the blame.

      making it illegal for you to drink alcohol if you happen to have a driver's license

      Bad analogy. One can drink alcohol while holding a driver's license and still not drive. Once the ECU is modified it will effect the vehicle any time it is driven.

      My point is that like drunk driving, and laws that prohibit that activity

      Are there safety standards for engine timing, fuel pump pressures, max fuel flow, etc? These parameters could improve the power output but could lead to an engine explosion. In that explosion any evidence of tampering may be destroyed and the manufacturer would be held responsible.

    3. Re:Inaccurate headline. by houghi · · Score: 1

      What about those that do? There are plenty of places to buy the knowledge to have chips upgraded, replaced or bypassed to get better performance and/or better fuel economy.

      Just search for ECU remapping. An example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    4. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      And when the mod for performance causes and engine fire where the ECU is destroyed and all evidence of modification is gone?

    5. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an aside, working in most software shops I've noticed that code quality is rarely top of the agenda. In fact it's rarely even "on" the agenda.

      I trust myself to write good code more than I trust anyone I purchase products from. As it stands I'm replacing my credit card roughly 2-3 times a year because these companies can't understand cyber security. No company gets to stand around waving the cyber security stick until they have security practices. The people modding these ECUs are eyeballs - they're finding bugs for you - you should be thankful for that. When they stop doing that the only people finding bugs for you will be criminal organizations and definitely NOT your $10,000 QA department in India. I can guarantee some more car wrecks when that happens.

    6. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a fine analogy, you're just nitpicking and being an apologist for the automakers. There are lots of things that COULD happen that we deal with every day. Sometimes they even do happen and someone dies. It's unfortunate but in no way excuses blanket laws that overreach. The car and everything it's made of is my property and what I want to do with it is my choice.

    7. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 2

      And when the mod for performance causes and engine fire where the ECU is destroyed and all evidence of modification is gone?

      And what if the factory programming causes the car to explode if it goes under 55 MPH? Should we ask congress to mandate Keanu Reeves ride with every driver for safety?

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    8. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      One can drink alcohol while holding a driver's license and still not drive

      And in general, one can also tinker with their own car without making the vehicle noncompliant to required safety standards.

    9. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Modding for performance usually means tinkering with spark timing, injection timing, fuel pressure, etc which increase the likelihood of an engine fire.

    10. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Drinking is not always related to driving. Tinkering with an ECU is always related to driving. See the difference?

    11. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when the mod for performance causes and engine fire where the ECU is destroyed and all evidence of modification is gone?

      Drama queen much?

    12. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true in some cases, in others "modifying the ECU" is necessary to do something as simple replacing a headlight (merely replacing the headlight won't allow it to be used again until an ECU instruction is passed that informs to computer to use the new light).

      The same "coding mistakes" have been possible in the mechanical realm where using bad parts or mounting techniques can cause failure; but what's to say that the OEM didn't make any mistakes? We already have evidence of Toyota making severe computer mistakes in their priuses; who knows which other companies have or will make the same mistakes?

    13. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Does tinkering with anything in the car always affect the ECU? And even then, does absolutely any possible change to the ECU always cause the vehicle to violate safety or environmental regulations?

    14. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't have the experience or knowledge to fix the electrical wiring in their home and it would be disastrous and potentially fatal if they tried. So by your logic of 'most people' we should ban non-contractor based electric repairs because 'most people' can't?

      There's a lot of things that COULD happen in this world, but typically don't. So far all the mass deaths from automobile problems have been manufacturer related (ignition switches, air bag failures) or simple, non ECU related things like improper maintenance of tires and brakes. If this was REALLY about safety and not a grab at controlling who/where you get your repairs we'd be talking about more frequent automobile safety inspections, not tampering with your ECU.

    15. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Does tinkering with anything in the car always affect the ECU?

      No and that is not what this is about. As I said the headline in inaccurate.

      And even then, does absolutely any possible change to the ECU always cause the vehicle to violate safety or environmental regulations?

      Not absolutely but there is a very high probability that it might.

    16. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      The car and everything it's made of is my property and what I want to do with it is my choice.

      A statement said by many people right up until something goes wrong and they sue the manufacturer.

    17. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that different than not installing a brake line correctly? People are already capable of making their cars more dangerous, yet there aren't any mass deaths because of it.

    18. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Modding for performance usually means tinkering with spark timing, injection timing, fuel pressure, etc which increase the likelihood of an engine fire.

      And if their car catches on fire then they only have themselves to blame for not knowing what they are doing. If a modder decided to write code without a clue directly to the ECU he is most likely gonna brick it and be out $300. If not he will be using an ECU programmer in which case the same problem applies as when the previous generations tuned their carbs or fuel injectors.

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    19. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      And if their car catches on fire then they only have themselves to blame for not knowing what they are doing.

      Which they will deny and blame the car company since all evidence of their tampering will have been destroyed. Fire burn chips but old fashioned mods leave evidence.

    20. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I read the article... it cites a single example of how someone *COULD* modify the ECU and make the car no longer legally compliant, but again... that's already against the law. The first part of the article itself talkes about using the DMCA to stop people from doing such things, but as I said... there's already a law against making your car unsafe anyways, so if people aren't going to pay attention to that law, why would they pay attention to the DMCA? Particularly when they are just as liable to be caught doing either?

    21. Re:Inaccurate headline. by pem · · Score: 1

      Even if I accept everything you write as true, that's still no reason to solve a technical problem with a law. If a car manufacturer makes something that is dangerous if modded, they should make it tamperproof.

    22. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      BULLSHIT. This is about using computers -- via copyright -- as the excuse to subjugate vehicle owner's actual property rights to manufacturers Imaginary Property rights, using "safety!" as the emotional red herring that they hope will distract people enough to let them get away with it.

      The manufacturers want exactly one thing: post-purchase control, so that they can restrict vehicle owner choice and freeze out independent mechanics. They want to be able to say "oh, you want to pair your new phone with the infotainment system? Sure, that'll be "only" $1000, and no, you're not allowed to hack it yourself or get a cheaper third party to do it. It's all because of 'safety,' not profit -- we swear!"

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    23. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when a space heater falls over, and keeps running because the anti-tip switch was taped into the on position, then sets on fire and burns all the evidence including the tape? Or some fool decides that toasting gasoline soaked bread would be fun, burning all evidence?

      Nahhhh, it's still not going to be GE's fault.

      Just because a car has that new-fangled complicated computer thingy connected to the go-box doesn't mean it needs any new rules.

    24. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck cares?! I can make up ridiculous "what if" scenarios all day long that would seem to justify making every goddamn thing illegal until all that's left is to lock yourself in a padded room with a straight jacket on. But that's stupid, because you'd be acting completely disproportionately to the risk.

      And that's what you're doing here too. So fucking what if the modded ECU might cause a fire? So might spilling some gasoline when you fill the car up! So might a short in the wiring! So might a stuck brake caliper! So might crashing into something! There's bunches of different things that could "possibly" go wrong, but they're all perfectly acceptable risks and ECU tuning is no different. Maybe the manufacturer might get blamed for something that was the vehicle owner's fault. Or maybe the owner will get blamed for a crash that was actually caused by a manufacturing defect. Sometimes life isn't fair. Boo fucking hoo; deal with it!

      But that's all beside the point, because modding an ECU sure as HELL isn't dangerous enough to justify destroying the concept of ownership of property and replacing it with corporate serfdom, which is what this evil abortion of a policy would do!

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    25. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >These parameters could improve the power output but could lead to an engine explosion. In that explosion any evidence of tampering may be destroyed and the manufacturer would be held responsible.

      Unlikely. To extract more performance in the way you're speaking of requires either removal of the catalytic converter, or damage to happen to the catalytic converter. Considering what the converter is made of, should it become unable to show the cause of the malfunction, chances are very high there's not enough car left to determine that the engine exploded in the first place.

    26. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It is about making software changes that most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do.

      Remember, some people out of "Most people" work as programmers for car manufacturers.

    27. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Even multi-million dollar safes are not tamper proof. There are some pretty ingenious people out there that can get around just about and method.

    28. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      If they try that then bitch. They have not.The ECU (engine control unity) has nothing to do with the infotainment unit. Sorry but I dont want to be driving down the road with some backyard genius who has "tweaked" their ECU and ABS in such a way as it disables the breaks and locks the throttle open.

    29. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      isn't dangerous enough to justify destroying the concept of ownership of property and replacing it with corporate serfdom,

      Exaggerate much? Not allowing mods to one component of vehicles is not "destroying the concept of ownership of property". You still own the car, you can still sell the car, you can still fix almost everything on the car. Ability to mod an ECU has nothing to to with ownership of other items. This blatant exaggeration just shows that you don't have a real argument.

    30. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there are a LOT of people that not only know how to do it, they've created devices to make it easy for the average person to do so safely.
      For example, the many programmers that allow Jeep enthusiasts the ability to change the gear ratio of their differential, the tune of the motor, the size of the tires, etc. Without these reprogrammers, anytime you change the size of the tires from stock you'd end up with the vehicle going into limp mode (essentially crippled).
      And they are now plug-n-play, even on the encrypted Fiat-designed computer systems Chrylser has been putting in the Jeeps since 2011.

    31. Re:Inaccurate headline. by topologicalanomaly47 · · Score: 1

      I'd look at a statistic:

      1. How many accidents have happened in the last years due to misprograming of ECUs. (Not damaging brakes trying to replace them, no law will stop the idiot from kiling himself and others)

      2. How many independent and small shops that eat into automakers profits will close down due to the impossibility of performing any but the most simple repair jobs? Or how many of the exorbitantly expensive "authorised" programmers they will sell to such shops?

      Yes, sure, it's for our safety.

    32. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The ECU (engine control unity) has nothing to do with the infotainment unit.

      That's what you think. In reality, in modern cars they're both hooked to a CAN bus with no security whatsoever, so misbehavior by the infotainment unit actually could plausibly screw up the ECU. Besides, even if they weren't automakers would use that as an excuse and un-technical bureaucrats wouldn't know the difference.

      Sorry but I dont want to be driving down the road with some backyard genius who has "tweaked" their ECU and ABS in such a way as it disables the breaks and locks the throttle open.

      Well then you'd better fucking quit driving, because any backyard genius has always been able to do that with a fucking brick on the pedal (or under it, as applicable)!

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    33. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not about replacing brakes, oil changes, replacing spark plugs, etc. It is about making software changes that most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do.

      You're assuming the jackwagons writing the code have the experience and knowledge and aren't introducing bugs as well. kind of a specious assumption, no?

    34. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do.

      I do most of my own auto repair work. Believe me, even something as simple as replacing brake pads is not something "most people" have the experience or knowledge to do. FFS, this is about control pure and simple. People have been able to fuck up their own brakes, suspension, transmissions, engines, electrical systems and every other part of a car for as long as cars have existed. Just because "computer" doesn't change anything.

      Where's the outrage about Auto Zone, NAPA, Pep Boys, Advance Auto, Jegs, and every other auto-part supplier selling everything you need to kill yourself by fucking up your own auto-repair work for the last god knows how many years without even checking to see if their customers are qualified to do their own repairs? I mean, shit, they just sold me all the parts I need to completely re-do the power-steering in my car without verifying I could do so without royally screwing that up. What if I fuck that up?

      I mean, if we're going to prevent people from repairing their own cars because "computers" then we need to shut all those auto-part stores down too. I'm 100% serious. What if I do screw up my power steering repair and then it fails and I can't turn fast enough when I need to, thus crashing into a school bus full of children and killing us all?!

      WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?!!!

    35. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Well then you'd better fucking quit driving, because any backyard genius has always been able to do that with a fucking brick on the pedal (or under it, as applicable)!

      That would be a deliberate act rather than an accident caused by not fully understanding the interactions in an undocumented control system. See the difference?

    36. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      1. How many accidents have happened in the last years due to misprograming of ECUs

      Some accidents need to happen before anything is done?

      2. How many independent and small shops that eat into automakers profits will close down due to the impossibility of performing any but the most simple repair jobs?

      This is exactly why I mate my original comment. It is not about "simple repair jobs". Or even tuning the car using approved software.

      Industry concerns are mounting that modifying these ECUs and the software coding that runs them could lead to vulnerabilities in vehicle safety and cyber security.

      It is about modifying the code in the ECU not about modifying the parameters in the ECU. The latter is how one tunes the vehicle. It has nothing to do with any other repair on the vehicle.

    37. Re:Inaccurate headline. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      No, there isn't a difference. You vastly underestimate the ability of an idiot to screw up a mechanical system. I mean, OK, a literal brick would be deliberate, but that was hyperbole. Something like an improperly-tensioned throttle cable or an improperly-bled brake system, on the other hand, is very likely to happen by accident.

      The point is, claiming that "on a computer!!!" makes working on a car more dangerous is as bunk as claiming "on a computer!" makes an invention suddenly new again, or that "on a computer!" turns (e.g.) fraud into some kind of new and different crime.

      Auto mechanics has always required knowledge, skill, and personal responsibility, and nothing has changed!

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    38. Re:Inaccurate headline. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Auto mechanics has always required knowledge, skill, and personal responsibility, and nothing has changed!

      Modifying a physical device such as a throttle cable has well known and simple testing procedures. In this case the car would act improperly the first time the gas pedal was pressed. Undocumented software, on the other hand, is much more complex and there may be unknown interactions. Auto mechanics are not system programmers and do not have the testing rigs to apply many different inputs to verify that the system works correctly.

    39. Re: Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 yes, I think so otherwise its a solution in search of a problem.
      2. Now. But automakers will not pass the opportunity to lock the regular maintenance reset inside the ECU.

    40. Re:Inaccurate headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing about the Mustang R. No Antilock brakes. What I paid $20000 more for the R model and it don't have antilock brakes! What no traction control either! OK the R stands for racing. Put any of those "features" on a race car and you will safely finish in last place.If can get a pit pass a NASCAR you will find NOBODY races a Front Wheel Drive. I have had experience driving in the snow with a rear wheel drive with traction lock. There was a guy behind me flashing has lights so I slid over and 500 ft down the rode guess what. He needed a ladder to get off the snow bank. My advantage was I could feel the traction lock going in and out. When he felt it was too late, call the tow truck. Traction lock is not the same as traction control. What that does is lock the the axle so both wheels turn at the same speed. Comes in handy at the drag strip. Traction control is not used a the drag strip. I survived the era of of 400 hp 500 ft pd rear wheel drive cars. Everything was OK as long as the the rear axle did not pass the front axle. I think a lot of this safely crap is to slow down the Darwin effect. They made them quieter so could you not hear the ass hole coming too.

  25. There's already laws.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... that prohibit enthusiasts from making modifications to any vehicle that is to be driven on public roads which make it no longer comply with regional safety regulations.

    If manufacturers don't want people tinkering with their systems because they are genuinely concerned about public safety, then it seems to me like they are already covered... there's no need to bring the DMCA into it at all.

    1. Re:There's already laws.... by jpellino · · Score: 1

      I live in one of the states that makes it illegal to have a K&N or Injen cold air intake on my engine. That 17 states make my car illegal and the rest don't is silly. How am I supposed to do the Cannonball Run?

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      "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  26. Rural revolt by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Rural voters are going to raise a stink about this. It's a national pastime there. Ironically they'll probably blame it on "gov't control", when in fact it's based on laws pushed by big corporations.

    1. Re:Rural revolt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they'll blame Obama even though Bush Jr. pushed it through

    2. Re:Rural revolt by JRV31 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the big corporations are the government. " The President is very much a figurehead - he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it." Douglas Adams - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

  27. Mod parent up by jonnythan · · Score: 1

    Came here to say this. This has nothing to do with replacing your spark plugs or ball joints. This is about modding your ECU. That said, I think that if a manufacturer ships an ECU that can be modded to such a degree that it causes the brakes to fail, the manufacturer bears a lot of that fault. However, in general, cars aren't cell phones or PCs. It's no big deal if you load up Cyanogenmod and your phone crashes. It's a pretty big deal if you flash your ECU and you lose traction through a turn thanks to some modified vehicle dynamics and kill someone.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      This is /. we extrapolate...

      I'd love to build an electric car - and the design I find most exciting is direct drive with one motor per rear wheel. You could do all kinds of cool handling tricks and optimizations with that, and also put yourself in a world of hurt if you got it wrong.

      I'd be fine with "Warranty voided, liability limited" if you mod your factory ECU - but making it illegal under the DMCA is just silly, silly like letting a camel stick its nose inside your tent.

    2. Re:Mod parent up by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      If the ECU mod causes a car fire and the ECU is destroyed how do you verify that the ECU was modded?

    3. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ecu phone home and blackbox and stuff... this is tech in cars today.

    4. Re:Mod parent up by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      Small problem with that is even benign changes to other components on a car (intake, exhaust, cams, etc.) usually require changes to the ECU, and this legislation effectively locks out tuner shops, who are qualified to make changes to the ECU.

      If you are to go down the route of lowest common denominator of what people have the experience or knowledge to do, do we outlaw doing your own lawn care, since you might misuse the chemicals involved? Do we outlaw people canning their own foods, since most people are not trained to federal safety standards regarding? Or wiping your own butt, since people have not been trained in the transmission of E Coli. and Hep A?

      Next will be telling me I can't change a lighting fixture since I'm not an electrician.

    5. Re:Mod parent up by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      There will be a market for vehicles with tunable performance characteristics. It may be a small market but it will exist, even if it's limited to track-only vehicles like Atoms. And, frankly, if you're modding your vehicle for performance to the point where you need to tweak valve timing yourself, you should be using that car on a track anyway.

    6. Re:Mod parent up by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You have no clue. On many cars -- especially the increasingly-common turbocharged ones -- ECU tuning is the first, best-bang-for-the-buck, easiest* mod you do.

      (* "Easy" in the sense that you pay a tuner who's already broken the DRM and correctly modified the boost map, so all you have to do yourself is plug the ECU-flashing tool into the ODB II port.)

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    7. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has nothing to do with replacing your spark plugs or ball joints.

      You know nothing about corrupt politics do you. This is the excuse they will use, the law that actually gets written and passed will be quite different.

  28. It will all end up the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should this happen, someone will build tools that can be downloaded off the internet to A) change an ECM parameter and then B) conceal that it was ever done. I just put new shocks, springs, trackbar bracket, wheels and tires on my Jeep. The dealership won't make the change in the ECM to correct my speedo for the larger tire size so I had to buy something to do it myself. Also, it took me four hours to do this with my own tools, where the stealership wanted $1500 for the work...

  29. Gonna fly against magnuson moss act. by random+coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they do this, they're going against the magnuson moss act.

    In a just world they would lose copyright when they stop warranting the product. You want copyright of that ecu? You give a permanent warranty on it and replace them every time they fail, for free. Don't want to have to replace it? then you give up copyright to the code on it because user needs to fix it. I'm not holding my breath though.

  30. Hackers and Gearheads by bunyip · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is there nothing more American than taking a mass market car and finding another 10 horsepower?
    Or making the stereo loud enough to knock down old barns as you drive by?

    What if immersing your motherboard in liquid nitrogen for another 3 frames per second were illegal?
    Or writing your own operating system could land you in jail?

    What have we come to? We need to protect people from doing stupid stuff, but nobody wants to live in a world with only one flavor...

    A.

    1. Re:Hackers and Gearheads by adolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We need to protect people from doing stupid stuff

      No, we don't.

    2. Re:Hackers and Gearheads by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

      We need to protect people from doing stupid stuff

      No, we don't.

      I agree, but I do think it is reasonable to protect people from other people doing stupid stuff.

    3. Re:Hackers and Gearheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or writing your own operating system could land you in jail?

      Don't give 'em any idea...

    4. Re:Hackers and Gearheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad comparison. Computers don't usually kill innocent bystanders.

    5. Re:Hackers and Gearheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...nobody wants to live in a world with only one flavor...

      Except the person who owns the rights to that flavor. And by person I mean corporation.

    6. Re:Hackers and Gearheads by Altrag · · Score: 1

      But its a good excuse for ramming unfair laws down our throats.

      You'll get zero public support if you're a billion dollar company (that pays almost no taxes to boot) and you start whining about your profits.. but if you word it as "safety" and "what if its your kid in the way when the ev1L haxx0rs can't brake?," our human nature tends to make us stop worrying about silly things like logic and reasoning and focus purely on the emotional content.

      Its an extremely tilted uphill battle to be on the other side of those kind of arguments, no matter how stupid, vague or even outright fallacious they are. My mind no longer registers "Ford's profits vs your freedom," it only hears "my kids vs your freedom."

      You can call me stupid or naive for falling for it (and you'd be right, in a sense) but that doesn't change the situation since I'm not seeing you as the enemy and don't easily trust what you say anyway, and slamming me with insults isn't helping that in the slightest.

  31. Excellent... by angelbar · · Score: 2

    The more normal uses that the DMCA distrupts and therefore the more disgrunted owners of common technologies then the more hope that there will be a movement to overthrown that aberration of law.

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  32. Well the automakers or government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well folks, it will either be the automakers or government that will prevent you from modifying your auto. Probably from a automakers stand point is safety. Although I think the automakers pretty much have clauses that any modifications that go horribly wrong is not their fault. But the EPA has pushed against a lot of modifications and I expect more down the road in terms of providing emission validations and compliance for any street modification. I guess pretty soon the only tricked out cars will have to come out of the automakers factory. As a mechanic myself, I can see why the shade tree guy is losing the battle. Cars today are getting so locked down with computers that its really far more complicated to do anything but intake, exhaust and design mods. Engine and trans work need more computer oriented people these days.

  33. Software Giant to techies: stop repairing computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft and Apple know their software best. You should be locked out of doing anything low level with your computer because you might cause damage to the software or the hardware. You just use the computer now. That's basically how things are with "smartphones" today.

  34. Not really... by Grog6 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I own three cars that I regularly work on.

    I have tuners and tuning software that allows me to write my own set of parameters to run the car by.

    The learning curve is hard, benefits are low unless you are constantly tinkering, and the cost of entry and training is pretty high.

    I do not think Ford gives a rat's ass about my activities; my cars are too old to be on their radar.

    None of my cars are Fly-Bt-Wire.

    I have Real Brakes, Real Steering, and Real throttle action. Not going to say those won't fail, but they are a well proven technology.

    I've reprogrammed all three cars to match various modifications, engine swaps, etc. It takes changing computer tables/values to get everything working well together.

    This kind of "Programming" is more like changing the build file and recompiling with new values; you are not changing structure, just INI files, kinda.

    I can't conceive of a circumstance that a bad ini file could cause a problem in the program structure... lol.

    That said: In no way would I ever tinker with a FBW computer; the factory code could Crash my car from a WOT throttle event or some such shit Stock, without any help from me.

    If you haven't read it, search out the settlement to the Toyota problems; the code review (postmortem, no less) was brutal.
    They violated pretty much every rule I know for real time code; and didn't even realize they were having intermittent stack overflows.
    They thought they were using a few stack locations; one routine used 30+, lol.
    They didn't go to jail; a normal citizen would in a heartbeat.

    They also don't want anyone dicking with their "InfoTainment" revenues; if your car has a cellphone, it's talking about you. :)

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  35. Thank Ralph Nader by tomhath · · Score: 1

    No, you can't modify the self-driving software to make your car fly. Or exceed the speed limit. Or run over small children.

    Automakers don't want any more liability exposure than they already have.

    1. Re:Thank Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you can't modify the self-driving software to make your car fly. Or exceed the speed limit. Or run over small children.

      Running over strawmen, however, is apparently not a problem.

  36. Borgswagen by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Crap, "Transformers" is becoming real.

  37. In other news by 0dugo0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Religious leaders are supporting provisions in copyright law that could prohibit home writers and book enthusiasts from repairing and modifying their own bibles. In comments filed with a federal agency that will determine whether tinkering with a bible constitutes a copyright violation, churches and their main lobbying organisation say bibles have become too complex and dangerous for believers and third parties to even scribble in. The dispute arises from a section of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act that no one thought could apply to bibles when it was signed into law in 1998. But now, in an era where books are text files, the U.S. Copyright Office is examining whether provisions of the law that protect intellectual property should prohibit people from modifying or even put boogers in their hardcopy bibles.

    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  38. I love my car! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a 1999 Camry - a bit dinged up, but it runs like a Swiss watch after 240,000 miles! It gets 25mpg overall, and 30+ on the road. I will drive it until it dies. My wife has a PriusV, but it isn't something I can work on. Yes, I was a Toyota trained mechanic, but I still let my local garage deal with the repairs - not worth my time any longer. In any case, it hasn't been to a dealer for over 10 years!

  39. I have a solution by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    OEMs and their main lobbying organization say cars have become too complex and dangerous for consumers and third parties to handle.

    It sounds like it would be in the interests of public safety, to use their own quotations to support an injunction from them being able to sell these unsafe cars.

    Just as unmaintainable computers should not be allowed on the Internet, unmaintainable cars should not be allowed on public roads.

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    1. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was genuinely about public safety then there would be more concern about improper tire and brake maintenance, as that is more of a danger than modifying an ECU.

      This is about controlling who and where you go to get repairs from so they can get money. You're right, if they're potential liabilities then they, by their own logic, should not be allowed to sell them.

    2. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish people would stop making this bad analogy. Computers don't usually kill innocent bystanders.

    3. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just think of the millions of car owners with their poorly modified air bags and ignition systems, putting themselves and the rest of us in danger. THAT'S what the DCMA action is about.

      Oh, wait...

    4. Re:I have a solution by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      That's why I think we ought to give them all the rope they want. Auto-makers, please, please go on using the word "dangerous" in spite of your actual agenda. I can only hope that one of those sacks of shit says "won't somebody think of the children?"

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  40. Jump off a building or start drinking? by CanEHdian · · Score: 1

    the U.S. Copyright Office is examining whether provisions of the law that protect intellectual property should prohibit people from modifying and tuning their cars.

    I'm not seriously considering the two options mentioned in the subject, but one would be driven (cough) to do so. Really? Or is this some kind of smoke screen to hide other changes that are coming? As in "I'm going to KILL you!!" - "Oh, please don't kill me!" - "OK, I'll just take your money instead." - "Oh, thank you! Thank you!"

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  41. Tesla already did it - and anti-texting laws by tsm1mt · · Score: 1
    Didn't Tesla already try this?

    https://transportevolved.com/2...

    Maybe they have a more compelling argument than most, but I agree you can "see where this is heading" and how the rest of the manufacturers are following suit.

    I want to know how driving any of these cars is legal any more?

    A lot of states and/or municipalities have poorly written laws about using a two-way-communications device while driving.

    Since these cars are more computer than machine, and with Onstar or Sync and so forth they may be constantly communicating, it would seem driving one of these vehicles is outlawed in many places.

    Even more so if you consider the cars with anti-collision technology.

    (Maybe this is what is really driving the autonomous car movement - we can't continue to sell cars that are computers, until/unless the car drives itself, without being in violation of these anti-driving-and-texting/communicating/electronic device laws)

    I drove to work today in a 1973 IH Scout II. I doubt I need to worry about IHC sending me a take-down notice..

  42. We fought this fight over typewriters by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    When IBM said you could not service their typewriters, fought to gain access to manuals and parts.

    We're gonna have to have this fight over cars. I service my cars regularly,repairing items from brakes to heater cores. When I finally buy one younger than 2006 I will have to confront the electronics, the locked-down systems, and the self-diagnostics that will not tell me anything beyond 'take me to a dealer'. then I will be disappointed.

    I can understand the desire manufacturers have to lock their ECU code and such, but it's past that, and something as simple as sticky window could result in a code thrown, needing to use the dealer tool to reset the computer that supervised that, and being a bit lighter in the pocket than you expected.

    Having driven a Saab 900NG, the Tech II tool was allegedly needed for everything from a disconnected battery to a sticky convertible top. I got past every one of those issues, but back then Saab and GM had not yet envisioned the opportunity for exploitation. The 900NG merely had electronics where mechanisms had been. They missed the boat. Not that Saab ever made things easy to fix - my mechanic reminding me the only right way to do most engine service was to drop the subframe... Thanks buddy...

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  43. Typical automaker BS by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

    For years these pricks have been ripping off their customers with deceptive pricing and dealer networks that are nothing more than a middle man. They want you to believe that you have to bring your car to the dealer for service but if you read the fine print you will see that any competent neighborhood mechanic can service you car and not void the warranty.

    Then along comes Tesla and Uber and others that threaten their monopolies. So instead of changing their business to suit the way consumers want it they double down and try to lock you in. Right out of the playbook of the movie studios and cable companies and utilities. They will litigate and use political pressure to force you to play the game the way they want it played. Same old same old.

  44. Open source by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    If someone made an open source car I'd buy it.

  45. bypass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to eliminate the DMCA violation from modifying the cars electronics, remove the OEM electronics and install aftermarket versions. Aftermarket controllers typically allow tuning and can meet all of the requirements served by the original computers. It may require changing sensors and wiring harness as well. Not something a typical consumer will do; but, the moders we're talking about here who would do this are probably not the typical consumer.

  46. Who owns the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ownership of a car implies that you can do with it what you want within reason. It is private property, but runs on public roads. Unless a modification causes an actual safety issue, it should be completely legal, including re-programming the ECU. I have an '03 F250 turbo diesel pickup with a ton of mods, which resulted in much better towing performance, much better fuel efficiency, and better longevity. One of those mods was a chip that lets me pick different tunes on the fly. I can go from stock to a tune that gives me +65HP and firmer shifting for towing, to a tune that gives me an engine brake, to a tune that gives me +80HP for running solo at the touch of a button. If the manufacturer were responsive they would have made these mods at the factory. Since they didn't, I reserve the right to build the truck I would have bought had it been available.

  47. Hmm by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    If they're going to be like that about it, how's about setting up a copyright-free car project that you could build down at the local makerspace? You could probably do something on the order of complexity of the Ariel Atom without too much difficulty, and pull in an engine from a local junkyard. If that's what it takes to own your own car in this day and age, the guys the automakers are cock-blocking are more than capable of coming up with the designs.

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  48. We want you to buy a new car every 3 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We want you to buy a new car every 3 years and with auto drive cars they will shutdown after software updates end after 2-3 years.

    1. Re:We want you to buy a new car every 3 years by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      The first manufacturer to offer a 40k-mile car should be the first to go bankrupt.

  49. So, where is the EULA? by bobbied · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ok, automakers want to force me to obey their license terms? WHERE ARE THEY?

    I've never had a dealer make me sign a EULA or license terms to use the car they just sold me... Go ahead guys, TRY IT!.

    Once you do this, I'm going to review all the software I can find in my car and start looking for Open Source libraries in all that fancy user interface stuff you are providing now and make you comply to the license terms for it all. I have a feeling that we will find that you have some legal problems..

    Next they are going to try this on hand tools....

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  50. Just another line for the OWE document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We owe the purchaser the exclusive right to modify the vehicle in anyway he sees fit.

    or some such wording.

  51. best possible scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If certain automakers are successful in their effort to outlaw tinkerers, I imagine there will be certain other automakers will be sure to reach out this same group, and perhaps you'll see cars that are EVEN easier to work on at home than ever before as a result of these manufacturers competing for these tech savvy customers.

  52. Safety ? LOL by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    This is about locking down their future business model.

    No one but Dealer Certified folks will be allowed to even LOOK at the software running the car. Anyone pointing out vulnerabilities and zero-days will be charged with everything under the sun because recalls cost a lot of money. I mean, we can always count on the manufacturers to do the right thing when it comes to safety right ? ( cough *ignition switch issues*, cough *toyotas phantom acceleration issues*, cough *Fords randomly catching fire*, cough *Bridgestone tires* )

    Absolutely ! Because lives always > profits ! lol

  53. Kit cars are a huge business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are thousands of types of kit car around, not exactly "open source hardware" but as close as it gets in the automobile industry.

    The kit car community and its large base of manufacturers and insurers have been around for decades, or perhaps for as long as cars have existed, and they're fully integrated into the system of roadworthiness testing and vehicle licensing.

    You can change pretty much any element of a kit car you want in most countries. If your change is structural then it will probably cost you quite a bit of money to get it fully tested, but the rules are generally quite reasonable and intended to prevent carnage on the road.

  54. Re:So? by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Says the AC who probably isn't old enough to drive and thus enjoy the experience of being charged 3x normal price for " Certified " parts at the local dealership.

  55. The ignorant should not decide for the wise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not about replacing brakes, oil changes, replacing spark plugs, etc. It is about making software changes that most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do.

    Fail. Most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do any of those things - at least 80% of the people in the world cannot safely change the brakes in a modern car. Do you understand how to retract the caliper pads in an ABS system from the 1980s without damaging the master cylinder? I do. (Also in a 2014 Nissan Leaf, or a non-ABS '57 Chevy, for that matter.)

    Those of us who know - right off the top of our heads - what the optimum gas/air mixture is and what our ignition timing curves look like, have been rewriting our car's firmware for decades. It's not a new thing, and it's not newly dangerous. Modifying your car is not substantially more dangerous than driving for a couple of years in a state of ignorance concerning the workings of your car, and we let anybody do that.

    (What is new is ever-increasing numbers of ignorant drones who find it perfectly reasonable to be told nobody should have the legal freedom to modify their own property, because it might not be "safe".)

  56. be careful what you wish for.... by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Kill off nascar, mechanics, after market upgrades, personalization this is the type of crap that will push everyone against the DCMA resulting in wide spread copy write law reform. I hope these greedy bastards get exactly what they want in the short term then get blind sided by the tidal wave of consumer revolt that ensues.

  57. attempt to undermine independent shops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't want independent mechanics to have access to diagnostic tools that read "proprietary" ECU data. That's why Ford is suing Autel, a maker of diagnostic scan tools used by independent shops. This is an attempt to undermine that "Right to Repair" compromise that was put in place last year. (http://www.autonews.com/article/20140125/RETAIL05/301279936/automakers-agree-to-right-to-repair-deal). The goal is to force consumers to have to go to an authorized dealer for repairs. f**k these people. If Americans ever emerge from their on-going somnambulistic stupor, they're going to be pissed.

  58. then the greedheads can fix the cars for free by swschrad · · Score: 2

    forever.

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  59. I for one welcome back kit cars by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    Mega squirt and home built cars. The way of the future.

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  60. "no one thought"?? by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

    Of course a lot of people thought. They've warned of such scenarios back there, and they could do nothing, just as little can be done now.

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  61. Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

    I have found that in recent (say 10 or so) years dealerships have become a lot more cost competitive; at least for some types of repairs and maintenance procedures. One example I have noticed is with oil changes. My car uses synthetic oil, and a lot of it. I priced out what it would cost me to change the oil myself if I bought the appropriate oil at the local parts store, and the filter. I then called the dealership and their cost to me for the same was only $5 more. If I had done it myself I would have spent $5 running the used oil somewhere for disposal, and likely had to spend time afterwards cleaning up part of my garage. it was well worth the $5 to let them do it.

    I have found other similar situations with brake jobs (I would normally do these myself but in situations involving stuck calipers or parking brake pads that won't release, I call and price it out at the dealership and local brake shops).

    Now, I haven't encountered the need for a really large repair yet. I don't know if this scales or not. But it does suggest that the dealerships are aware of consumers pricing out these things and have brought their charges down in response.

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    1. Re:Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      Your particular dealership must be really inexpensive.

      In the real world, dealerships are still very much more expensive than doing your own repairs. Even for the stuff you mentioned. Especially brakes.

    2. Re:Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Five dollars? You've got to be joking. The Honda dealerships in my area charge about $200 for an oil change, incl. parts and labor. I can buy the oil, filter, coolant, oil treatment, and fuel system treatment for a 5000mi maintenance overhaul for about $50. That's an oil change, radiator drain and refill, oil treatment, and fuel treatment for 25% of the cost. Plus, I get to play with my car for an afternoon. Same thing for the GF's car.

      When my GF's mom was looking at getting her cabin air filter, oil, and brake fluid changed, the dealership estimated a $550 bill for everything. I told her I'd do it for $250, of which I'd spend about $50 on parts. My brother and I walked away with a cool $100 (great for a college and a high school student). We spent about 2 hours on this, so we made $50 an hour for basic maintenance we know how to do. Dealerships make their money off of people who don't know how cheap you can do this stuff for yourself. This demographic of people uneducated in the maintenance of vehicles has increased on a percentage basis and will only continue to increase. Third party maintenance typically falls between dealership and DIY, but nothing can compete with DIY.

    3. Re:Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, I haven't encountered the need for a really large repair yet.

      A large repair is even more likely to require the services of a professional with shop and tools, unless you plan on removing your engine with a rope and pulley system slung over the tree in your backyard or something.

    4. Re:Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by Malenx · · Score: 1

      Walmart's non-synthetic basic oil / filter change is cheaper than what I can buy the oil / filter for individually unless I turn to the internet. They make like $2 profit off each job, so it was really worth it before I switched to synthetic.

      A few of my local dealerships are pretty competitive on prices, though one in particular happens to be great; selling parts for my cars cheaper than the local auto parts stores and most of the internet after shipping. The repairs are almost always quoted cheaper than other dealerships and are higher quality, but they have a huge repair shop to make up the profit via volume repair.

    5. Re:Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Oil changes are typically "loss leader" pricing to get your car in the service bay for other work. I used to know someone who owned a car dealership and he said the most profitable thing he ever did was give free oil changes to anyone who purchased a car there.

    6. Re:Dealerships HAVE become more cost competitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not drone the dealer is looking for. You are the precedent they are looking for. 1st they make it illegal for you. Then then they go after the real target Joe the 3 bay garage owner. They don't want to competitive with Joe. They want Joe to work for them at the wages they want to pay. The oil change is the loss leader to bring you in for the profit jobs. Like when the plastic supports on the radiator gives up. Then the radiator drops into the water pump, crank shaft area and tears up the radiator, water pump and harmonic balancer plus any other plastic part around it. Joe will gladly fix it for $1100. Mr Dealer would rather set it so you pay $2200 or buy a new car. if this sort of thing happens to you, well you just kept the ride past after the warranty is up. The dealer has a plan for that. By the way if the manufacturer is still producing the same model 10 years later. You will find that your 9 year old ride is obsolete and there are no parts in stock for it. Of course you can go to the junk yard and get one off a 5 year old ride. Surprize, surprize it fits.

  62. dangerous by wendyo · · Score: 1

    If their products are too complex and dangerous, perhaps they shouldn't be allowed to sell them.

  63. Yeah, don't we already have these laws? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I think they kiddies call It call "Street Legal"

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  64. Population Control is Unnecessary by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

    Draconian/dystopian controls are completely unnecessary. Population explosion projections fall prey to the xkcd rule on extrapolation - they don't properly account for the impact that modern technology/medicine/family planning options have.

    In fact, I'd go so far as to say our problem isn't going to be having too many babies, it's going to be having enough of them.

    Several advanced nations have already fallen well below replacement level (i.e., roughly 2 births per female). The USA is even one of those nations at 1.88 births per woman as of 2012. Some places are even worse, like South Korea at 1.3, a rate at which if it continues, the South Korean population would be gone by 2700 or so (though of course, see previous statement on extrapolation). It's true for pretty much every sufficiently advanced nation. The USA and many of these countries have started replacing their population via immigration (which is why the US population is still growing despite the slowing birth rate), but that's only going to work for so long...

    Because it's spreading. In 1970, Mexico's birth rate was 6.72 per female. In 2012, it had fallen to 2.22. What about India? 5.49 in 1970, 2.50 in 2012. Yes, it's still pretty high in some of the most undeveloped nations, but that will change, not because governments enforce it, but because on the whole people want it.

  65. Gearheads to Automakers by GaAs+oldAce · · Score: 1

    Dont't tell us what to do!

    We are your customers and you don't have a business without us!

    Don't forget the moment your product or business model steps outside of the lines of what we decide to spend our hard- earned money on, rest assured we will go elsewhere! This is just the nature of the game and you already know this!

  66. It's been heading this way for some time by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    I remember telling my friends well over ten years ago that if cars got any harder to work on, then eventually only the dealers would be able to repair them.

    As an example, the last pickup truck I drove had super easy to replace headlights. I actually replaced one of them at night in the rain on the side of the road (I always keep a spare) using no tools. The truck I'm driving now has the hardest to replace headlights I've ever seen. I had to take it to the dealer to have one replaced, and even the mechanic had a hard time with it. GMC had learned a lesson in the few years between those two trucks. They had made the first one way too easy.

  67. I call BS on this. I guess I'll have to buy only by LucasPick · · Score: 1

    Ridiculous!

  68. The Coming Communist Takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We pride ourselves on being a nation that respects individual and property rights. Slowly, as treachery like this come to light, we realize the lawyers are making it so we lease everything and don't actually own property. As this continues, I realize my rights are disappearing. Where did my freedom go?

    Maybe Ayn Rand was right after all. Maybe it's too late to bring back that which made this country great. Maybe all we can do is run away into the woods, start a xenophobic society, band together like a labor union under a "Freedom" banner, and go on strike.

    With today's surveillance technology, however, we cannot get lost inside our own country like Rand suggests. So, maybe all we can do is build some boats and the beginnings of a floating platform, gather a lot of metal scrap and/or carbon fiber et al, and set sail.

    Still, the lawyers are patting themselves on the back for their ingenuity, the government bureaucrats are patting themselves on the back for maximizing their taxation streams, and most of the public are singing praises in the streets because they got free stuff like cell phones. Far too many people think everything is just fine.

    So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.

  69. Re:I call BS on this. I guess I'll have to buy onl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I'll have to buy only "Open Source" cars from now on?!
    -L

  70. Hell no! by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

    I don't take kindly to being talked down to. "This new car has computery things in it and more sensors! A lowly commoner such as yourself couldn't possibly understand it! You should be restricted from modifying it, even if you buy it!" Well you can piss right the fuck off then, because it sounds to me like you don't want my money. I'll find somebody who does want money. Or just continue to maintain and upgrade my current car. I've been perfectly fine changing my own brakes, engine, transmission, suspension components and ECU for years now. I don't need somebody to come in, treat me like a child and restrict that too.

  71. Lexmark case by pcjunky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Printer manufacturers tried this several years ago with chips in ink cartridges. The supreme court ruled it was ok to reverse engineer the code on these chips if it was required to allow other companies to make make compatible cartidges. I would think the same would apply to cars and after market parts and upgrades.

    1. Re:Lexmark case by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      Likely, but not until after a prolonged legal battle makes its way to at least a circuit or state Supreme Court. That's why it would be good for Congress to modify the DMCA to exclude these stupid antics now. (Outright repeal would be better, but good luck with either one...)

  72. *blink* Dangerous? *blink* by jpellino · · Score: 1

    "cars have become too complex and dangerous for consumers and third parties to handle..." Ya don't say? The sucker is loaded with fuel that rates at dozen or more sticks of dynamite per gallon, spews poisonous gas while running properly, and doing the wrong thing to a MacPherson strut assembly can put a hole in something you like too much to have a hole in... Remember the original compleat idiot's guide - about the VW beetle? The story about the ponytail? CARS CAN BE DANGEROUS. They want to lock down the ECU, fine. Just leave the rest of it to anyone brave and sober enough to turn a wrench and think straight.

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  73. SEMA will never let this happen. by stangdriver · · Score: 1

    Way to much money in aftermarket parts / upgrades.

  74. My property by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    My property (once the tile is clear). K.M.A.! I'll do with MY property, as I see fit. Screw your DMCA

  75. Stallman was right by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stallman was right. Although in his story, it was about books, not babies or cars.

    https://www.gnu.org/philosophy...

  76. Hold the phone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I worked at eBay, these "gearheads" were routinely copying dealer documents, software, everything, and putting it online, and in turn more of them would throw it on eBay for a few pennies.

    I once had a DMCA from I think it was Toyota to kill like 10,000 listings by one person who had listed service manuals for every car you could think of. It only takes an order to kill like 3 listings to get rid of a seller. So you can imagine how well that went. Many of the service manual pirates also pirate the books you can get at Walmart, Canadian Tire, etc.

  77. Gearhead to Automakers by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Nuts.

  78. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, this silly "Digital Millenium Copyright Act" stuff can apply to the larger population. Those pencil-necked computer geeks whined and whined about it, and big software had their way, and big media had their way. And now farmers and mechanics and people who can ably swing heavy large pieces of steel and aren't shy about using firearms are going to be in the cross hairs of the DMCA, and instead of courts and 'computer pirates', legislators will be dealing with an armed, angry and motivated populace. Suddenly 'open systems', and 'compatible' will be things everyone looks for. It didn't used to be this way. I know its getting to be a bigger problem. A lot of farmers don't want to buy new John Deere tractors because their control systems are tamper proof and proprietary and very very costly to update, upgrade or replace, and can only be done by the (many dollars per hour), licensed, authorized dealer. If the tractor is down, the dealer closed, the crop ready and frost pending, I can't imagine farmers cheering closed control systems on their units. Warranty is worthless if you can't make money from the thing, and you can't fix it on your time and your dime. Rinse repeat with (name your vehicle/machine here). I can also see the development of open systems as drop in replacements for the proprietary nightmares companies are feeding farmers.

  79. This is all about monitoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say that this is all about the coming wave of cars which prevent you from speeding (already a reality), track your position and relay that information to authorities (already happening) and then finally, the gradual transition to self-driving cars. They need to get this legislation in place long before our cars are all coordinating with each other to manage their own traffic patterns. It is pretty annoying, but if the future is that all of our cars drive themselves and AI controls speed, movement, etc. relative to the cars around it, then the guy who tinkers with his on-board computer system, to prioritize his car in traffic over others, is a bit of a problem.

  80. Buying vs Renting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I havn't read a single comment about buying vs renting.

    If I rent a car and the lender has rules around modifications and makes them known before I commit then there is no problem right? So if car manufacturers want to stop people from modifying their cars then they should start renting them out.

    However, currently, they SELL a car. Meaning it is now my property to do with as I please. If I want to modify the car horn by swapping it with a oil tanker horn then that is my business. I recently replaced my car navigation unit with a Chinese Android nav unit, which cost me (including installation) 25% of what it would have cost if I had done it at an official dealer (+-450$ vs 1500$). I think car manufacturers are trying to prevent this, especially with the self-driving innovations around the corner. They want to capitalize on the high margin electronics.

    Also, the US should be thinking about more critical car related problems such as milage and fuel consumption. You guys are out of control driving those huge SUVs. The whole world is bleeding because your nation's consumption spree.

             

  81. Too complex / other motives by louic · · Score: 1

    What are they talking about? The last time I heard a "hobbyist" repairing a car must have been 20 years ago. Modern cars are way too complex too repair or modify at home or even by a professional without a fully equipped garage. I doubt that the small number of people who can actually pull this off poses a problem to the car industry. Conclusion: they have other motives.

  82. Copyright law needs changing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IP protection too. It's all far too powerful. Rather than providing a means for people to get a reasonable return from their creativity and investments, it is just a massive cash cow that people get to milk ad infinitum.

    Copyright and IP should be severely limited in length, and should only be eligible for extension in cases where a low rate of return has been seen. People will still make a living, but we'll see a lot more creativity encouraged.

  83. First they came for the gamers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You didn't give a shit when it was EULA and "you don't buy a game, you license its use" was the counter you used to explain how we didn't have rights to what we bought for the PC.

    Now they're going for your cars.

    Good luck finding anyone to defend you now.

  84. anyone else think the real reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone that's had a look at the software embedded in cars these days will realize that it's a monstrosity of bad programming and even worse programming. People modding ECUs run the risk of triggering one of thousands of bugs that have been left in because the car makers are too horrible at coding to try fixing it. So rather than fix it with clean effective coding which costs lots of money they throw lawyers at it and say proprietary this and that so people can't have a look. Anyone saying it could open cars up to hackers and such nonsense don't realize just how big of a gaping security holes are already there, just not enough people bothering to hack the software and point it out to the public...yet.

  85. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  86. You know what's also too complex? by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    My freedom. My right to do whatever the f*ck I want, with me and what's mine, is, and always has been, "too complex and dangerous" to handle, be it by a private company, lobby group, or even a government. My right to be human is not a commodity you can meddle with. It just happens to collide with your business model, and to that I suggest you change it, instead of changing me.

  87. This is how warranties work now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned the hard way why a warranty is only as good as the man selling it (thank you Tommy Boy).
    We have an extended warranty with Audi that basically forces us to take it to the dealership for any kind of repair (instead of Midas, etc.). When we took it for the 60,000 mile check up, even though there was nothing wrong/to repair, Audi still wanted $600 just to do the diagnostics (which just involves hooking up a cable to a computer port). The diagnostics was not covered under warranty, but if I take it somewhere else, they will not honor anything else that arises later on. It's a game they play: your warranty is a contractual agreement to make sure the manufacturer gets all your post-sale costs.

  88. It's not just about lockin, it's about the brand by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    This isn't just about lock-in. Car manufacturers have a huge risk in the form of damage to the brand if something happens. Unfortunately with the way our media works these days, the outrage and damage occurs first, and only later do we find out if it was justified.

    No company wants their brand to be the one involved in a sudden news story where they become the punching bag (justified or not), it's extremely costly.

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  89. All copyright is null and void by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until Mickey Mouse becomes public domain, there will be no copyright.

    The reneged on their side of the social contract... there is no reason for us to uphold ours.

  90. Freedom vs security by sjbe · · Score: 1

    We have two choices: we can be free, or we can be safe. These are mutually exclusive. And in the United States of America, the only correct choice is to be free.

    False dilemma. Those are not mutually exclusive and you are ludicrously over-simplifying reality. There is a spectrum between freedom and safety and we have to decide where on that spectrum to be. Complete freedom and perfect safety are both impossible ideals that are incompatible with a civilized society not to mention the laws of physics.

    1. Re:Freedom vs security by davydagger · · Score: 1
      again, false. The dichotomy between freedom and saftey is nothing more than police state propaganda to get you into giving up freedoms.

      You aren't more safe by giving up your freedoms. You're giving control over your life to someone else. You are in fact less safe, because you assume this other people has good intentions which is almost never the case.

  91. Buy vs lease by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Since I'm not buying it I shouldn't be taxed on it, but aren't we taxed on the phones even though they're leased?

    Taxes can be assessed on purchases as well as leases. There is nothing sacred about a lease from a taxation standpoint. Your government can tax pretty much whatever they want to. Furthermore you almost certainly are not leasing your phone. You are buying it on an installment plan in most cases. The difference may sound minor to you but I can assure you that difference is enormous both from an accounting and legal standpoint.

  92. Still an American company by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Although Chrysler is really an Italian company, as it is owned by Fiat.

    Chrysler LLC is an American company majority owned by the Italian company Fiat S.p.A. Might sound like a trivial distinction but it is not trivial at all.

    1. Re:Still an American company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that definition Opel and Ford are German.

  93. Old cars mostly suck by sjbe · · Score: 1

    To purchase a nice car from the 60's or 70's with no computer.

    I have NO interest in any car from that era. Driven plenty of them and almost all of them suck badly by today's standards. Some of them look nice enough but that's about the end of their appeal.

    Easy to fix, and except for crash-readyness usually pretty solid.

    Easy to fix IF you can get parts. "Solid"? Don't make me laugh. They are unreliable rust buckets for the most part with shitty fuel economy, terrible handling, and horrid interiors which are far less safe in a crash than most vehicles sold today.

  94. Try hitting them harder by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I don't know, I hit someone's van with my Bronco (full size) my bumper was fine, his side had a big dent in it. It's easy to go through these crumple cars when yours doesn't.

    In a high speed crash the van occupants would almost certainly have a better chance of survival than you in your Bronco. Those crumple zones aren't there because they are cheap. They demonstrably and significantly improve passenger safety. Would you rather have some crumpled sheet metal or a trip to the local ER?

  95. Stranger than fiction... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    I guess we can't keep using that old open source/proprietary analogy: Would you buy a car with the hood welded shut?

  96. Tin foil hats were right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find this hilarious. Being someone who was completely opposed to the DMCA, and trying to get people to give a shit about how bad it was and how it will irrevocably break everything, people constantly thought I must be one of the tin foil hat types. I pointed out several things that might be done like limiting car tinkering, and people thought I was paranoid because it only applied to software and digital things, so they couldn't. You got what you deserve for your own lack of foresight. Good luck now trying to get it repealed when every congressman and senators get their money from these "lobbyists". We need to start calling it what it is, it's not "lobby", it's "bribery" plain and simple.

  97. Re:It's not just about lockin, it's about the bran by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    This. Toyota doesn't want to be responsible if some third party garage or vehicle owner hacks the braking software and causes a car not to stop at a stop light resulting in a multi-car pile up.

    Change the brakes, struts, suspension, transmission etc etc - fine. Hack the software to make it perform some trick? No thanks.

    Take the simple example of vehicles with in-dash displays. By law if you have a DVD player manufacturers are not allowed to have the video show unless the car is in park (or maybe the engine is off?). There are guides around to modify this behaviour so that you can watch the DVD while the car is driving.

    Sounds harmless enough. Suppose this has an effect on the number of fatal injuries in that particular brand of car (hypothetically speaking).

    Now all of a sudden, brand X has been damaged because the stats only show that drivers of brand X vehicle are more likely to die in a car accident. There is no way to pick apart those statistics to understand that it was due to a vehicle modification.

    Once you get into more critical components the effect would likely be more pronounced.

  98. The real (blunt) reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real reason behind their corporate sociopathic behavior flares like this:
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-16/where-worlds-unsold-cars-go-die ...makes sense now.

  99. Forward thinking - after a fashion by userw014 · · Score: 1

    Young people are already abandoning car ownership as a value in and of itself. This kind of lawyered-up intellectual property protection will only insure that innovation will be eliminated in the automobile market - and continue to discourage personal ownership of vehicles. The Trans Pacific Partnership will help spread this pernicious model across the world, so everyone will become sheeple together.

  100. Re:First! by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    Not even close, you jackass.

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    "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  101. The Plan is coming together by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Ban Tesla sales, and require everyone to use the dealership for everything by force of law, and we will have it made!

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  102. I use professionals by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Even for something as straightforward as getting new tyres fitted, I just pay the professionals.

    Sure, it's more expensive than doing it myself. But it gets done better, and it's not sufficiently more expensive to justify the grief and hassle of doing it myself.

    Of course, they don't always get it right: Last week the two new tyres I had fitted were put onto the front wheels of my car, not the rear.

    I didn't even look at the wheels, just noticed there was vibration at high speed. So I took the car back to the garage today, they spotted the issue, realised they'd thrown away my otherwise good front tyres, and as a result I now have the new tyres on the rear wheels as required, and a new pair of tyres on the front wheels too at no charge.

    Good customer service, and worked out far cheaper than doing my own tyres, even though I'd have replaced the right ones to start with.

  103. Stupid stuff vs user friendliness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could I screw up my stability control so the left-side brakes drag me in a circle? Sure.

    But there are a whole host of things I'd love to be able to tweak in the "control panel" on my car.
    Drive-by-wire throttle is a big one. Changing the mappings is like customizing the cursor speed when you move your mouse. I should be able to tweak it how I like. The stupid gas/brake interlock (where it closes the throttle if you touch the brake pedal) is another one. No more heel&toe downshifting, which means downshifting in a turn becomes a suicide mission as your powered wheels try to lock up when you let the clutch out.

  104. No need for new RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only pro argument I can see is based on the "idiot mechanic" argument. Thing is, cars have been complex for a lot longer than integrated computers. Up until now it there had been a reasonable response: publish books that specify everything about the vehicle. Warning: tampering voids warranty, modifications outside specifications transfers culpability in the case of a mechanically induced accident to the modifier.

  105. Who will be the first to make a NON-DCMA car? by servant · · Score: 1

    If they do this, DIY cars and rebuilt junkers from the trash bin will be coming to a road near you... SOON! If one of the automakers would do a non-digital controlled car where the 'puters just monitor and report, not control, it will sell. This will allow pulling out the DCMA'ed puters by the roots. Or even better, someone does a OSS computer that doesn't use the computer or DCMA software that Detroit/Tokyo/EU/etc use and just does a wholesale 'field replacement'. With DIY & custom 3D printed cars, doing non-DCMA might be easier.

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    ... "When you pry the source from my cold dead hands."
  106. unavoidable with big government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do people think the DMCA even exists????

    Big lazy companies, whether they make cars or press audio tracks into vinyl disks, fear innovation and competition more than anything else. Innovation is expensive (not just for R&D but also new prduction requirements, marketing costs, and so-on) and risky (sometimes it produces flops, or causes customers to stop buying current products in anticipation of new ones). Competition is doubly-dangerous because it forces innovation while also threatening existing sales and product lines. If you are an exec at a big business, you fear competition and innovation like little else - like a politician facing a rising popular young opponent, you see your own forced retirement looming with loss of pay, prestige and benefits.

    The natural result is that big businesses embrace big government as it moves into their areas of the economy; their executives see politicians as easier to manipulate/purchase than the chaotic marketplace. Big business will happily accept new rules and regulations, while contributing to the campaigns of politicians who can be encouraged to erect barriers to new competitors in the markets. It's a two-way love-fest with politicians preferring a limited number of huge businesses over a wildly chaotic market with many little companies popping-up and shutting down... too many companies makes it too hard to remember who to shake-down for more campaign contributions, and it makes oversight of those markets too much of a hassle.

    Run a record company and don't want to deal with all the fast-moving digital stuff? Buy some politicians and get the DMCA passed.

    Run a car company and want to stop all those amateurs keeping their cars on the road when they SHOULD have to get to the dealer and buy new ones? Buy some politicians and get them to help stop the gear heads from fixing their cars (no-doubt under the slogan "it's for the environment!" or "safety!")

    People who want this stuff to end need to stop supporting politicians who keep growing the government and shoving it into every aspect of our lives. The founders of the US decided a few cents' tax on their TEA was sufficient reason to go to war against the mightiest army on Earth, they'd be absolutely STUNNED to see the federal government having ANY role in a citizen's car (which to them would have been equivalent to a horse-and-buggy they could freely design, build, own, buy, sell, maintain, modify, operate without ANY government involvement). Yeah, our founders gave us patent laws to protect innovators from having their inventions taken-over by the government (as always happend back then in Europe) and to give inventors power to profit from their work (there WERE no patent troll firms back then). Contrary to the claims of the corporate lawyers and lobbyists and politicians who created it, the DMCA is NOT the patent law our founders created (if it WERE, then it would have been redundant and never have been written). There used to be something called "freedom"...

  107. we need the demolition man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait till all restaurtants are Taco Bell!!!!!!!!

  108. It finally came to pass. by Holi · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this the ridiculous argument / car analogy that was discussed when the DMCA was initially debated?

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  109. Let's not allow tunnel-vision to prevail! by whit3 · · Score: 1

    Industry concerns are mounting that modifying these ECUs and the software coding that runs them could lead to vulnerabilities in vehicle safety and cyber security. Imagine an amateur makes a coding mistake that causes brakes to fail and a car crash ensues. Furthermore, automakers say these modifications could render cars non-compliant with environmental laws that regulate emissions.

    This is not about replacing brakes, oil changes, replacing spark plugs, etc. It is about making software changes that most people do not have the experience or knowledge to do.

    The "industry concerns" are just horror stories from hired lawyers. That DMCA is a criminal law, and it doesn't only cover "most people", it covers everyone. And it covers many situations other than "modifying these ECUs", including normal repair/upkeep/modernization for the durable-goods item that is an automobile (or truck, or self-propelled vacation home).

    Face it, manufacturers completely abandon product service after a few years, which causes aftermarket suppliers at the high end, and junkyards at the low end, to take over. When you criminalize aftermarket/junkyard operations, some manufacturer gets another new-product sale (and some owner has to abandon his vehicle for metal scrap value). So, some (not all) manufacturers might hire lawyers to argue for criminalization.

    I wince whenever I hear flaky claims like "most people do not have the experience or knowledge..."; heck, most people don't have the experience or knowledge to read Slashdot. That is just arrogance, and dismissal, and is entirely unworthy.

    1. Re:Let's not allow tunnel-vision to prevail! by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      I wince whenever I hear flaky claims like "most people do not have the experience or knowledge..."; heck, most people don't have the experience or knowledge to read Slashdot. That is just arrogance, and dismissal, and is entirely unworthy.

      How about instead of making blanket assessments you look at each individual instance. Sure, in many instances the "most people do not have the experience or knowledge..." argument is invalid. In this instance I think it is.

  110. If I buy a book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I decide to rip out some pages and insert pages from another book or something I wrote nobody can stop me.

  111. Autoblog = clickbait spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Autoblog has been spamming this link on every forum they can to generate clicks. Good thing nobody reads slashdot anymore :^)

  112. Comming soon to a used car dealership near you... by Shmohawk · · Score: 1

    The GNU CAR, Core Automobile for Research. http://goo.gl/vcGe1X

  113. Work visa by tepples · · Score: 1

    Move countries then.

    The process to qualify for a work visa is easier said than done.

    1. Re:Work visa by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to move to the UK?

    2. Re:Work visa by tepples · · Score: 1

      The user who posted that comment picked Great Britain as an example. I imagine that the process to obtain a visa to work as a documented alien in any other country would be similar in broad strokes to the process that the user described for Great Britain, even though differing in details. Which country were you thinking of that has easier immigration?

    3. Re:Work visa by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Come to New Zealand, we let convicted criminal Kim Dotcom in! It's been months since it has become public knowledge he lied on his residency application as well, yet he's still here.

  114. Speaking of bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For years these pricks have been ripping off their customers with deceptive pricing and dealer networks that are nothing more than a middle man.

    No auto manufacturer wants dealers. They're forced to have dealers, courtesy of your fine and lovely state governments.

    Then along comes Tesla and Uber and others that threaten their monopolies.

    Tesla isn't a real threat, and the concern is that Tesla is somehow going to be exempted from the necessity of having dealers sell cars with nary a change for existing manufacturers.

    Uber? You're really bringing up shitheads (can't recall Ford jacking up the price to flee from shootings, hey?) like Uber while whining about 'pricks'?

  115. World English Bible by tepples · · Score: 1

    This is why volunteers have started with a Bible translation from 1901 (the ASV), updated it to use modern English, and released it to the public domain as the World English Bible.

  116. You no longer own a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well the patriot act went through without a problem, shame about your rights.
    Snowden let up know that all phone calls and internet traffic are under government surveillance, no real opposition to that either.
    Are we to believe that suddenly a backbone will emerge over the right to modify your own car; I don't think so.

  117. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    43 years young buddy... I've been ripped off plenty of times at this point.

  118. Obligatory GNU analogy by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Would you buy a computer with the hood welded shut?

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  119. Upgrade or scrap the DMCA by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    The DMCA is a law for the tech sector.

    As such, like much 18 year old tech, it needs to keep up with the times and lawmakers should be upgrading it to account for new things (such as things that weren't yet available in the late 90's), remove cruft that no longer applies (or shouldn't have applied) and rewritten to prevent the broad abuse that companies are able to use it for.

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  120. You can copy your possessions for personal use by ancientmyth · · Score: 1

    The copyright act still allows you to copy your own tapes, cd's, dvd's, and material for personal use. You just can't redistribute for profit. So unless they can prove you are somehow mass producing your car, i think the courts will agree.

  121. yep sure is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mega Squirt, gets a little tricky with a electronic automatic. Not street legal in CA of course. If you put it on it will pass emissions on '68 Camaro and then fail when the hood is opened. in fact it be tuned to pass '88 camaro e-misellee-lesions with low emission cam at the tail pipe.