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  1. Re:No it's not on Firefox 4 Beta 8 Up · · Score: 1

    Download beta 8 here

  2. Dupe research? on Laser Camera Can See Around Corners · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of Dual Photography

  3. Re:Tell us what it's called... on How To Spread Word About My FOSS Project? · · Score: 1

    At the risk of killing his VPS, here is the project homepage.

  4. Re:Attack from the source on Microsoft To Issue Emergency IE Patch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft was right! Open source is a security risk!

  5. Re:Logic on Microsoft Buys Teamprise, Will Ship Linux Tools · · Score: 1

    Sure. It's just more easily found out in open source.

  6. Re:Fusion!? on A Step Closer To Cheap Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, you can't afford enough blow on an engineers salary for nuclear plants to end up like our banks.

  7. Re:NSFW? on Reddit Javascript Exploit Spreading Virally · · Score: 1

    I was expecting boobies in TFA. Leaving disappointed.

  8. Re:The new "oil" on China Considering Cuts In Rare-Earth Metal Exports · · Score: 1

    A single-entity "cartel" is called a monopoly. Cartel implies collusion between multiple entities.

  9. Re:Cinderella vs Juggernaut on Disney Buys Marvel For $4B · · Score: 1

    Young Cinderella: "Juggy, you're ruining my flower garden!"

    That's what she said!

  10. Re:Take back the seconds on David Pogue Wants to Take Back the Beep · · Score: 1

    But how am I supposed to criticize the UN? They don't have any S's I can turn to dollar signs!

    United Nation$$$

  11. Re:Yawn. another trite 'stupid american' attack. on East Africa Gets High-Speed Internet Access Via Undersea Cable · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't care where on the African continent Nigeria is, because it's trivial knowledge that does me no good.

    That's pretty much the attitude I'm talking about right there. Nigeria has a population of 150 million people (in the top 10) and because the only thing you learned in geography class was where Colorado and Vermont are on the map, it doesn't matter to you.

    Still, you missed the point of my post. The "ignorant American" jibe wasn't just for the lack of geography knowledge, but for the idea that Africa is filled with lions, tigers, bears and 419 scammers.

    The difference is, I know there are well-informed Americans as well as ignorant ones, but I'm not going to lump all of them together, even though the subtleties of my post were lost on you.

  12. Re:Good, now I can get more money from Nigeria. on East Africa Gets High-Speed Internet Access Via Undersea Cable · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nor are there bears. As an African, I'm quite aware of this. I was alluding to a Wizard of Oz quote and was just being facetious.

  13. Re:Good, now I can get more money from Nigeria. on East Africa Gets High-Speed Internet Access Via Undersea Cable · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quick geography lesson: in that "country" called Africa (where all the lions, tigers and bears live), there is this place called Nigeria, which happens to be on the left side of the map - that means West Africa, not East.

    Way to sum up an entire continent of a billion people.

    Whle we're indulging in stereotypes, fuck you... you ignorant American tool.

  14. Re:Frist on Apple Update Means Palm Pre Can No Longer Sync With iTunes · · Score: 1

    Frist psoError: Device type "palm" not authorised!"

    I have nightmares about my penis throwing this error.

  15. Re:This doesn't make sense. on US Couple Gets Prison Time For Internet Obscenity · · Score: 1

    Are drugs illegal in the US?

    Did someone forget to tell the multi-billion dollar industry?

    Fixed that for you.

  16. Re:Non-Windows User Here on US-CERT Says Microsoft's Advice On Downadup Worm Bogus · · Score: 1

    Is it really true that you have to edit the registry to turn off autorun? There isn't any clicky?

    Start->Run->gpedit.msc

    Computer configuration->Administrative templates->System

    Double click Turn off Autoplay policy

    Enable the policy

    Change setting to 'All drives'

  17. Re:kdawsonfud on RIAA Sues 19-Year-Old Transplant Patient · · Score: 1

    And no, being terminally seek doesn't give you free way to break the law.

    What about if you're terminally Sikh?

  18. Re:North Korea on Explore the Web From China · · Score: 2, Funny

    Informative? Obviously the mod's humor unit wasn't plugged in.

  19. Re:Absolutely on Do Software Versions Really Matter? · · Score: 1

    Or just use the year!

    You could release version 2009 today! Let's just hope none of the competitors get their version 2010 out any time soon.

  20. Re:yay competition! on Linux Now an Equal Flash Player · · Score: 1

    How about fixing acroread too? This problem of 100% CPU usage has been around since Reader 8.1.1 and even presented in 7. One minor release later and no fix in sight. At least the public have come up with a workaround.

  21. Re:He's still kicking! on Fossett's Plane Found · · Score: 1

    He's probably going to make a lot more from his 15 minutes of fame. Maybe even a bargain bin book? I kid, but maybe Fossett's widow will give him some sort of reward?

  22. Re:Base? on Brains Hard-Wired for Math · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely if we chose our number system from the number of fingers we have, we would use base 11? Including "no fingers up" (or zero) we have 11 unique numbers, which would mean base 11.

  23. Re:First nerd??? on Microsoft's Charles Simonyi to be 1st Nerd in Space · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu beats Microsoft again. Yay!

  24. Business plan on PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive · · Score: 1

    Step 1: File patent
    Step 2: Profit

  25. Re:Just A Second on A 1.2 Petabyte Hard Drive? · · Score: 1

    I'm going to file this under Q for crackpot.