While the artical above may have a good point, the fact is the tie-in to the McDondald's event is a poor choice. I'm sure Slashdot has better things to do than to promote terrorism.
Sure I'd love to destroy the new wing of my school and demand a better standard of education in the existing buildings, but I know that doing so would set back my cause and increase the type of prejudice against my "type" that causes me to have such whims, thoughts, ideas, carefully planned operations intended to acomplish the task, etc. So I wont do it, because I know it will take something more than a simple destructive act to change such a deep-rooted mass-idiocy as we as a world are afflicted with.
Ahh but how are places of education different from repressed nations? They're only different if you choose to accept them. But then that's what makes a repressed nation different from the mythical free one, is it not?
Shouldnt we have giant orbital space stations and thousands of Laser Guns on starships zipping around the planet to get rid of all these things by now? It's the year 2000! We should be mining them, not worrying about them!
As inspired by the short story "The Croud" it's Law & Order: The Croud Featuring those three people who seem to have made it into the backround of every episode so far.
As inspired by the continual inclusion of a last-series character on at least one episode of the next series it's Star Trek: Morg or Mort or whatever that guy's name is
As inspired by thousands of idiots who didnt stop to think first it's Man, you know what would be cool.. a zork TV show.. where every week he has to battle a grue or something.. Featuring such memorable characters as The Theif, The Jester, and a small brick of clay!
Damn I suck at this.
Sim TV Show! Featuring tile #237 as special agent shmox puldarian!
Ok I'll stop now.
Anyone want to remove that asshole Troll below me?
Ok, Now my Robot AI script will be for IRC, Quake, File Filtering, and An Unyholy Army of Legos.
Now think on this: Might this be just how the Matrix "AI" was born? This is what sparked the War! Soon people will discover how to make rapid-fire 1x1 unstopable Lego Bricks make from depleted uranium! These things will fire faster than the speed of sound!
"Alright, this is Blacktron 7843, We're ready with the new Beam Cannon"
"Roger that 7843, You are Authorized"
[Cannon Fires a Stream of Lego Bricks, The Base security Shatters, The Base Shatters, The Platform the base was on shatters, The Plane that was on splits in half and flies off in both directions, The Floor gets driven through and it kills your sister who was working on the computer downstairs at the time. Because You had a Lego Mindstorm AI controlling the Cannon, It re-targets and blows apart the walls, sending the roof crashing down, But it's not over yet- this rocked, you used glue, little bricks start breaking windows and splitting trees, A stray one catches the air and knocks out a plane's engine, The plane crashes about a mile away, And your gun- It's still firing, The whol area is in devestation or chaos, with your dying breath you manage to say, "7843: successful"]
Mwuahahahah. Yes, I can dream. And you cant stop me. Dont even bother trying.
I've recently started that project, actually. Of course since I have no real programming experience I cant get passed the Sentance Interpretation part yet. Been browsing through the.h's of Inform for clues. None yet though.
In thinking it over, though, I asume these bots will just be responding through normal canned responces, however complex the checks may be, It's the same. Sure to an observer it may seem like a conversation between two bots, But really, it would just be them running through a conversation wich would be the same no matter how many times you ran it. And then there's random statements.. gah.. I wont even start:) When thinking over my plans for {Robot} I started thinking about what really would be required to make the Bot generate an original thought. I began to realize that what I was planning was the creation of something blind and crippled. So of course, the daydream expanded. What would the world of an Intelligent Bot look like? The people are mere texts, how would an AI have desire? Some say that an AI is truely an AI if it can program itself, and Better itself, and continue to try for improving its own abilities. But what about doing things for the hell of it? I want to see an AI that does things for the hell of it. And I dont mean random statements. Eventually with the help of a friend the Daydream became one of an IRC bot who was 3r337. One who 0wned at quake and talked shit to those he destroyed. Analyzing URLs and Discovering pr0n, he would run it through his quake script and say "Targets detected" Eventually he would feel limited in IRC, and spend most of his time wandering around quake.. Someday, he would finally reach a higher level of existance, and evolve into a Virus wich spreads across the net and takes over. And Collects data. And Learns. And is truely 3r337. that would 0wn. ... But enough talking about my day dream for now, I'm going to learn C or Perl or something and program a damned sentance interpreter.
Rating: -7 (Bullshit) However the data will be sent, there is bound to be some sort of option on programs to "Save my signature" so you dont have to write it out, but just have to confirm it. Of course this saved signature file could be modified, and thus you could have some pretty creative signatures. Here's a few examples...
-Fractal Signature -Your highest Quake DM score signature -A Screenshot of your clan rocket jumping -A Naked woman -Your signature.
Though I asume it will be transmitted as a point set, rather than a pixel map, But that just means it has to be black and white...
I dont write by hand enough to have developed a signature, So I'll be drawing a small bunny holding a skull.
It's actually the Martians finally speaking up. They dont like using radio waves because they can only do that by using a poluting energy source- due to the radio distortions caused by cold fusion. They say: "Stop Sending yer @$%@ Crap over here '3"
[regaurding single-sex dorms] But what about homosexuals?
Ok fine so I do mean to make a joke of the whole issue. And if anyone thinks I'm being rude, well I may not have any gay friends but I dont have any straight friends either, So I feel that I am not in any way being rude.
Perhaps I could slip my name onto a couple checks Who would notice, really?
Seriously though, Why should the government invest anything over a million $$ in this? I'm not saying It's unimportant, I'm just wondering what good money will do for the process
Yes, there are some things wich are wrong, But "its" and "it's" are two seperate words, as opposed to your claim that "virii" isnt a word, and therefor should not be used.
Despite the Media hype generated by people who dont know what they're talking about, Nostrodomus predicted the end of the world in 2000, not 1999. I think in 6 months is when It's scheduled to hit.
Slashdot Mirror
You cant have cras humor without being cras, damnit.
While the artical above may have a good point, the fact is the tie-in to the McDondald's event is a poor choice.
I'm sure Slashdot has better things to do than to promote terrorism.
Sure I'd love to destroy the new wing of my school and demand a better standard of education in the existing buildings, but I know that doing so would set back my cause and increase the type of prejudice against my "type" that causes me to have such whims, thoughts, ideas, carefully planned operations intended to acomplish the task, etc.
So I wont do it, because I know it will take something more than a simple destructive act to change such a deep-rooted mass-idiocy as we as a world are afflicted with.
If I play this right I can make up for my loss durring the Elian Gonzo thingy.. bwuahaha :)
If this gets moderated up, I'm never comming here again
At the pace we're growing now, the disck would reach all of 20 people who care, and that's just because they're the only ones who found it.
:)
Go watch futurama, see how they screwed it up?
The only way to stop piracy is to make everything work like it does in the movies, ie: No "Copy" only "Move"
and that's just plain stupid
Just to be sure this doesnt get moderated up:
Damn Fuck Shit Cocksucker, and Slashdot Sucks Fucking Ass.
Quite old.
Ahh but how are places of education different from repressed nations? They're only different if you choose to accept them. But then that's what makes a repressed nation different from the mythical free one, is it not?
Who needs enchanting?
It can already be clearly labeled as the "+4 Broadsword of Human Idiocy"
Doesnt anyone do anything for the public?
Ph34r my +2 Dagger!
Shouldnt we have giant orbital space stations and thousands of Laser Guns on starships zipping around the planet to get rid of all these things by now? It's the year 2000! We should be mining them, not worrying about them!
I just Patented idiocy.
You all owe me $$
When will this be used to give me an affordable 8gb MP3 player? :)
Just thought I'd Point out that all the Bench Cartoons suck.
And in that case, simply changing pants is grounds for a divorce..
Need I say more?
Of course not. But I will.
"Did you see the way he looked at that crakhor model?"
"To have and to hold, in sickness and in.. ahh screw it, BFG FIGHT!!"
[Guy rushes to the window above the railgun, bangs on the glass screaming "[MAR]Cyb1rgPhr4x0r!"]
"Stop the Wedding! That's not me!! That's some l4m3r who h4x0r3d my computer!!"
"Hey! No fair! He's Using a script!"
"The rocket room. I weas fragged from behind with a crack and a boom. I was fragged by a- oh, what? sorry, wrong page"
"Damnit, Will all the Crakhors stop SHOOTING each other!"
"Do you?" "Yes" "Do you?" [Has Pinged out]
"What? You're using a Rocket Jump Script? And I thought you were so 3r337!!"
"And you can download the recam from www.planetquake.com for all the best action with none of the shit"
"How could you not Tell me your Skin Defaults to Male??"
Ok, I think I'm done.
nifityni.
As inspired by the short story "The Croud" it's
Law & Order: The Croud
Featuring those three people who seem to have made it into the backround of every episode so far.
As inspired by the continual inclusion of a last-series character on at least one episode of the next series it's
Star Trek: Morg or Mort or whatever that guy's name is
As inspired by thousands of idiots who didnt stop to think first it's
Man, you know what would be cool.. a zork TV show.. where every week he has to battle a grue or something..
Featuring such memorable characters as The Theif, The Jester, and a small brick of clay!
Damn I suck at this.
Sim TV Show! Featuring tile #237 as special agent shmox puldarian!
Ok I'll stop now.
Anyone want to remove that asshole Troll below me?
Ok, Now my Robot AI script will be for IRC, Quake, File Filtering, and An Unyholy Army of Legos.
Now think on this: Might this be just how the Matrix "AI" was born? This is what sparked the War! Soon people will discover how to make rapid-fire 1x1 unstopable Lego Bricks make from depleted uranium!
These things will fire faster than the speed of sound!
"Alright, this is Blacktron 7843, We're ready with the new Beam Cannon"
"Roger that 7843, You are Authorized"
[Cannon Fires a Stream of Lego Bricks, The Base security Shatters, The Base Shatters, The Platform the base was on shatters, The Plane that was on splits in half and flies off in both directions, The Floor gets driven through and it kills your sister who was working on the computer downstairs at the time. Because You had a Lego Mindstorm AI controlling the Cannon, It re-targets and blows apart the walls, sending the roof crashing down, But it's not over yet- this rocked, you used glue, little bricks start breaking windows and splitting trees, A stray one catches the air and knocks out a plane's engine, The plane crashes about a mile away, And your gun- It's still firing, The whol area is in devestation or chaos, with your dying breath you manage to say, "7843: successful"]
Mwuahahahah.
Yes, I can dream. And you cant stop me. Dont even bother trying.
I've recently started that project, actually. .h's of Inform for clues. None yet though.
Of course since I have no real programming
experience I cant get passed the Sentance Interpretation part yet.
Been browsing through the
In thinking it over, though, I asume these bots will just be responding through normal canned responces, however complex the checks may be, It's the same. :)
Sure to an observer it may seem like a conversation between two bots, But really, it would just be them running through a conversation wich would be the same no matter how many times you ran it. And then there's random statements.. gah.. I wont even start
When thinking over my plans for {Robot} I started thinking about what really would be required to make the Bot generate an original thought. I began to realize that what I was planning was the creation of something blind and crippled. So of course, the daydream expanded. What would the world of an Intelligent Bot look like? The people are mere texts, how would an AI have desire?
Some say that an AI is truely an AI if it can program itself, and Better itself, and continue to try for improving its own abilities. But what about doing things for the hell of it?
I want to see an AI that does things for the hell of it. And I dont mean random statements.
Eventually with the help of a friend the Daydream became one of an IRC bot who was 3r337. One who 0wned at quake and talked shit to those he destroyed. Analyzing URLs and Discovering pr0n, he would run it through his quake script and say "Targets detected"
Eventually he would feel limited in IRC, and spend most of his time wandering around quake.. Someday, he would finally reach a higher level of existance, and evolve into a Virus wich spreads across the net and takes over. And Collects data. And Learns. And is truely 3r337.
that would 0wn.
... But enough talking about my day dream for now, I'm going to learn C or Perl or something and program a damned sentance interpreter.
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The Ramblings of Lord Bitman.
nifityni.
Channel #
Rating: -7 (Bullshit)
However the data will be sent, there is bound to be some sort of option on programs to "Save my signature" so you dont have to write it out, but just have to confirm it.
Of course this saved signature file could be modified, and thus you could have some pretty creative signatures.
Here's a few examples...
-Fractal Signature
-Your highest Quake DM score signature
-A Screenshot of your clan rocket jumping
-A Naked woman
-Your signature.
Though I asume it will be transmitted as a point set, rather than a pixel map, But that just means it has to be black and white...
I dont write by hand enough to have developed a signature, So I'll be drawing a small bunny holding a skull.
It's actually the Martians finally speaking up. They dont like using radio waves because they can only do that by using a poluting energy source- due to the radio distortions caused by cold fusion.
They say: "Stop Sending yer @$%@ Crap over here '3"
[regaurding single-sex dorms]
But what about homosexuals?
Ok fine so I do mean to make a joke of the whole issue.
And if anyone thinks I'm being rude, well I may not have any gay friends but I dont have any straight friends either, So I feel that I am not in any way being rude.
Perhaps I could slip my name onto a couple checks
Who would notice, really?
Seriously though, Why should the government invest anything over a million $$ in this?
I'm not saying It's unimportant, I'm just wondering what good money will do for the process
Lingua Latin est roxoris
Yes, there are some things wich are wrong, But "its" and "it's" are two seperate words, as opposed to your claim that "virii" isnt a word, and therefor should not be used.
There are many "un-official" words.
The deknez has you, ulna ek tuln.
you ever seen one of those display legos with all the peices glued together? They're light weight, and durable as hell.
:)
Let's send our mindstorms to mars!
Despite the Media hype generated by people who dont know what they're talking about, Nostrodomus predicted the end of the world in 2000, not 1999.
I think in 6 months is when It's scheduled to hit.
They are an Endangered Species!
Killing of a Sasquach can result in a fine or imprisonment.
Protect your sasquach so all may enjoy!