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Is the POST Method Patented?

echodave asks: "So, I happened to architect a fairly large website for one of the big three a while back, and I've recently been notified that they're in the midst of a patent infringement lawsuit regarding method="post". It seems that according to this patent , a certain Allan Konrad claims ownership of any model wherein a database is accessed via a client, whether it be web based, client/server based, etc. What's up with that? Through informal discussions, it's been identified that he's essentially claiming ownership of both "POST" and "GET" methods...which are not only used in database related applications, but even something as simple as this form on Slashdot that I'm using to submit this story. Any hints, comments, advice or ideas will be appreciated." Is there anyone in the USPTO checking these things, or can anything get in?

204 comments

  1. Irony by Tom7 · · Score: 4

    Well, the patent office uses "GET" here:

    http://164.195.100.11/netahtml/search-adv.htm

    ... so I'm guessing we're ok. Don't you just love irony?

    1. Re:Irony by Phillip+Birmingham · · Score: 3

      To inject a little pedantry into the conversation, the US Government has a paid-up license to use this patent.

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    2. Re:Irony by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      Has anyone patented the idea to use a server to deliver content to a remote user's browser upon request?

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    3. Re:Irony by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Micro$oft uses GET on thier website, and in thier shite-o-browser, MSIE.

      If this guy sues Micro$oft, he has my support.

      Michael

      P.S. Do you think anybody has patented the idea of a program for sending unsolicited commercial e-mails? A patent and a whole bunch of lawsuits would be really funny...

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  2. Prior Art by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1
    'nuff said :). There's heaps of it and this should be tossed out as invalid.

    I think it's way past time the USPTO was overhauled.

    1. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      rfc1945: HTTP/1.0 spec, May 1996

      Ok, Im too lazy to read the full description of the patent, but it sounds like a patent on accessing a database across a network. For that there is plenty of prior art. A simple grep though the RFC index gives at first this.

      0756 NIC name server - a datagram-based information utility. J.R. Pickens, E.J. Feinler, J.E. Mathis. Jul-01-1979. (Format: TXT=23491 bytes) (Status: UNKNOWN)

      If a namesever is not an old enough precidence of a database that can be accessed though a human accessable client on anouther machine, then when was the SQL spec introduced?

    2. Re:Prior Art by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Perhaps finding Dickinson something more suited to his abilities would be a good start! (see http://slashdot.org/articles/00/05/28/1435241.shtm l)

    3. Re:Prior art by spacey · · Score: 1

      Actually, would't re-export of a read/write nfs share, as done by sunos nfs servers be prior art?

      I.e. The motif or openlook file manager is the user interface. There being one "database" server, which would be a main NFS server, and their being "intermediate" servers which are servers that mount the main server and re-export it to nearer servers (I've seen such setups in university environments, for some reason).

      In fact, isn't this the core behind a standard AFS setup with a caching local copy of data read?

      Filesystems are just simple databases.

      I'm sure that the IMS and other hard-core database folks could come up with other examples of this kind of method being used all over the place.

      -Peter

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  3. huh? by toast- · · Score: 1

    The patent is dated 1997. THis was light years after POST/GET was invented and implemented in browsers, and other things.

    Is it legal to patent something that was done/published before (but maybe not patented?)

    Also, does this Konrad work for a large enough company to persue action on this? (I don't think anything could ever come about this.. but you never know)

    1. Re:huh? by GreenGhost · · Score: 1

      Entirely. As long as it hasn't been sold before, anything can be patented.

      You should see some of the ideas I have....HAMBURGER EARMUFFS! YAAAYYY!

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    2. Re:huh? by the_other_one · · Score: 1

      In the 80's I was known to update databases over the phone lines using various communications software packages.

      Can this guy now sue me for having done that.

      By the way does anybody know when the First Post was done on the internet.

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    3. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My lawyers will be in touch with you shortly. Do not leave town.

      -- Allen Konrad, motto: will patent the obvious in lieue of work.

    4. Re:huh? by Bryan+Andersen · · Score: 2

      Their's still prior art on this from before 1992. BIND + nslookup should be a good start on it.

      The patent is very detailed, and I haven't read it all, but my read on it is it's for a client-server setup where the client talks to a server, which then gets the data from a seporit service. Some of the nslookup/BIND queries are handled this way. IE: nslookup asks the local name server (BIND) to lookup something, BIND then queries another name server to retreive the information and pass it back to nslookup. Now there is another part to this. The pattent mentions the server passing user interface component data to the client. This is the only part that I can see as being "unique" in this situation. It is detailed out in very specific terms that this is part of the process pattented. I don't know directly if GET, POST and web forms predate 1992. I do belive the CERNVM "FIND" gateway may provide the needed prior art. It dates from 1991. I don't think this guy has much to stand on.

      Refference History of the WWW at W3.org.

  4. patents by tourettes · · Score: 1

    There has got to be a limit somewhere when it comes to patents, how many times can we let little issues like this pass us by before we realize that our whole existance is being patented. POST and GET method's have been in use for years now, how can someone claim rights to it? This is getting rediculus.

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    1. Re:patents by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      This is idiodic. I mean, It is a stupid command. I think the PAtent office has long since outlived their usefulness and should be shut down if they are issuing patents for stuff like this. Maybe if enough people persuade their congressmen right, they can reverse the patent. Or something.

  5. absurd by heiho1 · · Score: 4

    The patent office is in the throes of fallout over their too-broad patents issued of late. Patenting things like using a single mouse click to submit a transaction [Amazon's stupendous and ridiculous "One Click" patent], a web-based affiliate program [thank Amazone again] and now the notion of a thin client and a related standard web application infrastructure for enabling such a thin client to issue remote commands is a perfect example of the out dated nature of most government copyrighting and patenting procedures and a clear call for the public at large to take measures to protect themselves from slick individuals patenting away our every basic computer concept behind a wall of "geek speak" as effective as any used by lawyers to confuse the issues with innuendo.

    So basically, all these years that I have been building web applications I have been hosing this man's patent without ever even being aware of it? How can he claim control of procedures developed independently of him with no fore-knowledge of his supposed technical advances?

    Something must be done about ridiculous patents before we all end up paying for the concept of dialing up to a service provider and using a phone line as a means of digital communication...

    Wait a minute...

    1. Re:absurd by Zagadka · · Score: 2

      So basically, all these years that I have been building web applications I have been hosing this man's patent without ever even being aware of it? How can he claim control of procedures developed independently of him with no fore-knowledge of his supposed technical advances?

      I've said it before, and I'll sy it again. The problem with patents is not that the USPTO grants "obvious" patents, or patents where there is clearly prior art. The problem is that patents can make something illegal even if you don't know of the patent's existance. That's the way all patents work, and that's why I think they're evil. They essentially say "even if you come up with this idea on your own, you're not allowed to use it". (Copyright, on the other hand, only applies to actually copying the original work, not independently developing something similar, hence I think copyright is okay.)

    2. Re:absurd by Tise · · Score: 1

      If you really want to do something, write letters/email to the USPTO http://www.uspto.gov/ with laundry lists of stuff you consider basic, common knowledge. With examples. Make a list of stuff that would really suck if it got patented, and demonstrate that it is common knowledge.

      Go to http://www.itsabout.com/resource_govt/gov_us_offic es.html and look around. Take every patent you consider absurd - or even just one! - and give examples of prior art. They keep stuff like that on file. Then, if someone tries to enforce the patent, the prior art gets pulled out and the patent holder is told to get over it.

      This method may not get you hysterical articles, cool parody sites or an excuse to give folks with jobs that suck a bad time, but it will actually go a long way towards solving the problem.

      I think any further whining from programmers who haven't done anything useful (and no, posting doctored photos of patent holders doesn't count, even if it is really, really funny) ought to be met with the total lack of respect it deserves.

      Earn Your Attitude.

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  6. Abstract of the patent by Money__ · · Score: 2

    A local host computing system, a remote host computing system as connected by a network, and service functionalities: a human interface service functionality, a starter service functionality, and a desired utility service functionality, and a Client-Server-Service (CSS) model is imposed on each service functionality. In one embodiment, this results in nine logical components and three physical components (a local host, a remote host, and an intervening network), where two of the logical components are integrated into one Remote Object Client component, and that Remote Object Client component and the other seven logical components are deployed among the local host and remote host in a manner which eases compatibility and upgrade problems, and provides an illusion to a user that a desired utility service supported on a remote host resides locally on the user's local host, thereby providing ease of use and minimal software maintenance for users of that remote service.
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  7. nerdy anarchy by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    ...then consider this "post" an act of civil disobedience. =P

    Seriously, there HAS to be a mistake there. A misinterpretation? It would be too funny if that story were true. (who would enforce it?)

  8. HTML IS Prior Art here .... by taniwha · · Score: 4
    Look at the dates on the patent - the web was up and running long brfore the patent was first applied for (96) or granted (99).

    POST and GET were in common usage at the time and any claim on them by this bogus patent is really pushing it

    1. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by wyren · · Score: 2

      What is specifically required is "proof by counterexample," not just claim that something preceded the patents. One needs examples (with dates) of specifications which use the techniques discussed in Konrad's patent documents. The HTML specs may be insufficient for such purposes---the patent covers subjects with more far reaching implications. However, research papers submitted in journals of the ACM or other prominent industry magazines certainly would be convincing evidence. I recall client/server computing discussed prior to 1994 in magazines such as UNIX Review, DEC Professional and Dr. Dobb's Journal. I also happen to know that I myself had a working client/server application in 1992 that was derived from an even earlier work. Let's see a show of hands: who has used Usenet? For the curious: No, I didn't "invent" Usenet. My work was more closely related to MUDs.

      It is important to keep in mind, however, that Konrad may not need to prove that his patent was in before the buzz or first implementation. It may be sufficient for him to prove he "invented" client/server computing, which would be easy to do if the earliest documented example of such research turned out to be his own.

    2. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by Compuser · · Score: 2

      But you can only patent something for
      one year after you pubically disclose it
      or begin sale of product. So anything
      from early nineties and before should do as
      prior art.

    3. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by aschlemm · · Score: 2

      I recently got out my O'Reilly book "CGI Programming" for reference and it has examples of using GET and POST. The book is (C) 1996 and shows that the first printing of the book was in March of 1996. This would tend to indicate that "GET" and "POST" were in use before this guys patent was even filed.

    4. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by Artagel · · Score: 1
      In the patent referenced above, Konrad claims his first patent application was on January 8, 1993. Therefore, a written publication needs to have been published before January 8, 1992 for him to be barred just based on publications.

      Now, the WWW was first used in late 1991 as I recall, so it is prior art. Does it kill the patent? The truth is, he was getting pretty close on the HTML line. Mind you, other non-WWW prior art is probably out there, but the date he has doesn't necessarily make things completely frivilous as a 1996 priority date would.

    5. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by acfoo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this might be prior art:

      CGI Programing on the World Wide Web

      Published March 1996. I seem to recall some discussopn of both the GET and POST methods in this book. Perhaps this should have been cited in the patent application.

    6. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by Mondragon · · Score: 2

      But Konrad filed his patent on August 14, 1997, which pretty much means he's screwed. Even if he *did* invent client/server computing, which I doubt, if more than a year passed between the time which he published a paper and when he filed for the patent, he can't get the patent anymore. This means that even if he did invent it, he could have published a paper about it no earlier than August 14, 1996, and, as we're all aware, there are plenty of previous examples of prior art, dating even back to the 60's, with mainframes and timesharing systems.

      If he's really pursing this avenue of 'I own POST and GET', then he's not doing himself any favors. I don't believe that anyone would have percieved his patent to be that broad, and, as such, would never have brought up all this prior art, but since he's going after someone, his entire patent is likely to be thrown out, which certainly isn't what he intended.

    7. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Depending on what he's asking for, most large companies will pay and not fight. Compaines like Ford would fork over $200k without too much of a hassle. IBM on the other hand would sit back and say "prior art - now go away" but may be willing to pay $5k just to make the problem go away. The trick to winning in the legal extortion racket it to threaten to sue for $1 less than what it would cost to fight.

      Ever notice how Unisys isn't going after the big boys with their GIF nonsense? I wonder what whould happen if a bunch of companies got letters claiming infringement on the Unisys patent.

    8. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by morgus+morphus · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have... All the big boys that use it are licensees, Microsoft, Adobe, ...

    9. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by dbenhur · · Score: 1
      Well, if we're going to look at dates, at least look at all of them:

      This application is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/653,556, filed May 24, 1996, now U.S. Pat. No. 5,696,901, which is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 8/481,642, filed Jun. 7, 1995, now U.S. Pat. No. 5,544,320, which is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/001,982, filed Jan. 8, 1993, now abandoned, each of which is incorporated herein by reference for all purposes.

      The original filing was January 1993. HTML is still prior art, but it's not quite as egregious.

    10. Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have... All the big boys that use it are licensees, Microsoft, Adobe, ...

      How about IBM? How much did Microsoft pay? Anything? Adobe might have payed but I suspect that Xerox didn't. Just because they are licensees, that dosen't say any money change hands. The way the big patent players IBM, AT&T, Ford) play when they get letters is say "Prior Art! now give me a license and go away"

  9. Look on the bright side by jeroenb · · Score: 5

    This guy could sue Amazon for using "GET" and/or "POST" in their one-click-shopping :)

  10. Completly stupid by 51M02 · · Score: 1

    The "GET" method can't be patented, if so all web browser are violationg this patent since they all use "GET" to receive all documents excluding forms page submiting with POST.

    GET /index.html

    And all e-commerce site use the POST method in their application to access their database.

    Maybe if the patent owner declare war on all e-commerce site using the "POST" method, maybe the Congress will understand no everything can be patented, like caching a client-id in a cookie to let its customer pay in 1-Click(TM).

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    1. Re:Completly stupid by Rei · · Score: 1

      There should be *strict* penalties for attempting to patent something that it can be shown that you were already aware of a prior art; and, regardless if you knew or not, you should be responsible for the other peoples' legal fees if your patent is overturned. *and* if patent office employees are getting paid for how many patents they approve, their pay should be divided by [ their number overturned + 1 ] for the huge cost they add to society.

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    2. Re:Completly stupid by jpowers · · Score: 1
      Yeah! And all their future posts should be moderated down to -1 as well. *and* we'll take all their karma away.

      Why doesn't the patent office just set up a /.-style board to post patent applications? That way we can look at them before they're awarded.

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    3. Re:Completly stupid by Mr.+X · · Score: 1

      Patents are secret in the US until they are issued. This allows the inventor to keep the design secret if the patent isn't issued. Otherwise, if the patent wasn't granted, you've just given all your competitors a blueprint of your invention, and they would be free to use it to design their own products.

  11. Re:Source code by tourettes · · Score: 1

    imagine if some of these people used this time to create intelligent posts, the possibilities are endless....

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  12. We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This patent is likely to cost mega-corporations "A_LOT" of money and as such is likely to be overturned. The Y2K windowing patent(moving dates into a window starting at a lower bound less than 1900 A.D.) was done-in for the same reason. If we look at a filesystem as a flat database, this patent is likely to effect ftp,NFS, etc.. So prior art should be VERY easy to prove as any rcs/cvs type implementation with a web interface would also likely fall under this yoke. Another case of anything utilizing the HTTP protocal immediately being pattented. I wonder if W3C ever heard of any of these guys before putting GET, PUT, etc into specs.

    1. Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by sterno · · Score: 4
      Agreed. Since an entire sector of the economy has been built on this technology, there is a lot of money riding on this yahoo's patent being made invalid. If the courts won't do it, then congress will (as it is there perogative under the constitution to regulate this sort of thing).

      I think I have finally figured out the USPTO. They know full well that they don't have a clue about a lot of the stuff people are asking for patents on. I mean given the state of the economy right now, it must be hard to find people who know technology and law, and want to work for a government paycheck. So, if you are the USPTo, and don't know what to do about a patent, do you decide to just arbitarily give or deny patents.

      If you deny the patents, there is no established legal review process. You can't sue the USPTO, you can just resubmit through an arduous and expensive process and then you may be denied again. On the other hand, if they let it through, then ultimately it is up to the patent holder to enforce it. So, if they try to enforce it, then it is theorized that some corporation who can afford the kind of people who understand this stuff, can rifle off a few law suits. Thus, if it is a reasonable patent it will stand and if it isn't, it will get chucked out in court.

      Really, this may not be a bad approach to things if you think about it. Those ideas which have the most potential to be lucrative will get the most financial backing for a challenge when applicable. Sort of a patent natural selection if you will. The only thing the USPTO does is fact check the legal documents, rubber stamp them as being a vaild patent and then let the lawyers settle it on the back end.

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    2. Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      The Patent Office does review Patent Submissions, at least the technologically simpler ones. My father designed an elevated platform that could be used to help simplify roofing work, yet was inexpensive to build, and was rejected because someone else had already patented something similar. I think that they probably just rubber stamp more advanced submissions, since they just don't have the time to figure it out.

    3. Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by dashNine · · Score: 1
      Actually, as I understand it, the application, once denied by an Examiner, can be appealed before the Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences and, from there, appealed to the Federal Circuit. This has been a more or less standard process since the Courts of Customs and Patent Appeals (CCPA), the Federal Circuit's predecessor in this field, was established back in the '30s.

      What this essentially means is that the USPTO potentially must defend itself in court for every patent not granted. Until recently (see below), the USPTO has been held to a very strict standard -- the "clearly erroneous" standard, or "court/court" review. This is a complex, and time-consuming activity that no doubt ties up a great deal of USPTO resources.

      Now, a fairly recent Supreme Court decision, Dickinson v. Zurko, has ruled that a less-stringent "court/agency" review is proper for the review of patents. Agency decisions will not be overruled unless they are "arbitrary, capricious, an abuse of discretion, or otherwise not in accordance with law," "unsupported by substantial evidence," or otherwise in violation of civil law.

      The court/agency review is one of the many "secret governments" within the American political system that successfully transfer political power from the general population to a very small set of elites in positions of public and private authority. Expect patent reviews to get even more secretive than they are now.

      The Good news: The USPTO should now feel less-pressured to pass patents on the basis of an inevitable appeal.

      The Bad news: It'll be harder to invalidate patents that aren't clearly in violation of 5 USC, Sec. 706 (2).

    4. Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by XScott · · Score: 1

      Really, this may not be a bad approach to things if you think about it. Those ideas which have the most potential to be lucrative will get the most financial backing for a challenge when applicable. Sort of a patent natural selection if you will. The only thing the USPTO does is fact check the legal documents, rubber stamp them as being a vaild patent and then let the lawyers settle it on the back end.

      It is a terrible approach when you're the one getting dragged into court because some company got a rubber stamp patent on something obvious and has more money to enforce it than you do to defend against it.

      The courts are to presume the patent is valid because the patent office approved it. If the patent office isn't doing their job throwing out cheezy patents, then the courts shouldn't make this presumption.

      It's very difficult to win a law suit when the other side has a LOT more money. Add to that the fact that the judge and jury are even less qualified to understand the technical matter of the patent than the patent office is in the first place, and you have a really bad situation for small companies writing software using relatively obvious techniques.

      The patent system is really very broken, and from the sounds of this article the problem starts at the top.

  13. OK, this is totally ridiculous. by tcd004 · · Score: 1
    This is the equivalent of saying "I have a patent for the process of putting mail in a mailbox, therefore the USPS is violating my patent."

    Perhaps one form of a "posting" mechanism could be patented, but not the simple action itself. If that's the case, every website that takes email via forms, including the Govt ones, are in violation of that patent.

    tcd004

    Here's my Microsoft Parody, where's yours?

    1. Re:OK, this is totally ridiculous. by tcd004 · · Score: 1
      My friends, you will note the above post is scored +1, not 2 as has been complained about in the past. I will also point out the fact, that I tend to only post in one of every 5-6 slashdot stories, not as if there's a limit on fucking posting.

      If you would rather not read what I post feel free to ignore it in the future. Otherwise get some balls, stop posting as AC's when you feel you need to criticise, (you bunch of whining fucking freaks) and blow yourselves.

      tcd004

  14. Let's patent everything! by Antipop · · Score: 2

    Wow, if someone can patent something like this then I'm going to run down to the local US Patent Office and get the one for doors! Then everbody will have to pay royalties on their doors to me! ;)
    -Antipop

    1. Re:Let's patent everything! by talks_to_birds · · Score: 2
      Oh yeah?

      Well, *I'm* running down to the Patent Office [damn: it's a holiday, today...] and get the patent for *windows*

      Bwahaahahahaa..

      You shall *all* bow before me!

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    2. Re:Let's patent everything! by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 2

      Sorry, I just ran down and got one on using any sort of sturdy building materials in the process of building a structure. This includes all attached mechanisisms which allow access to the above said structure to and from the outside of the above noted structure..

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    3. Re:Let's patent everything! by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah? I just patented the use of matter to construct objects, and also the use of energy to cause work to be done!
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    4. Re:Let's patent everything! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you can't. I just got a patent on "a process by which a human may apply for a patent" so you can't get your silly, OBVIOUS patent unless you pay me.

      So there.

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    5. Re:Let's patent everything! by DrEldarion · · Score: 2

      Yeah? Well I'm going to patent a method of air intake and expulsion into and out of the lungs by contraction and relaxation of an abdominal muscle.

      -- Dr. Eldarion --
      It's not what it is, it's something else.

    6. Re:Let's patent everything! by kev-san · · Score: 1

      Doesn't blockstackers already have a patent for everything? ^_^

  15. So much stupidity... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1
    If these absurd patent claims continue, programmers should start to simply ignore patents as a form of civil obedience.

    The claim in question is absurd both because POST and GET were in use many years before the patent was granted and also because the patent would apply more to RPC-like mechanisms than POST ("and provides an illusion to a user that a desired utility service supported on a remote host resides locally on the user's local host...").

    Someone in the vincinity please print out the patent claim and information about the lawsuit and nail it to Mr. Dickinson's forehead.

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  16. Wait a sec.... by GreenGhost · · Score: 2

    This is bad for /., right?

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  17. When were POST/GET first used? by OmicronTheta · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much difference this makes, but the patent is listed as a "continuation" of a patent filed in 1993, and lists as references several papers this guy published in 1990 and 1991. IANAL, but it seems like he might be able to use these to invalidate claims of prior art.

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    1. Re:When were POST/GET first used? by Hittis · · Score: 1

      Even if the patent would stick he has invalidated any and all claims.

      I do believe he is forced to enforce the patent against all infringements to keep it valid... And that is something he didn't do in the past.

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    2. Re:When were POST/GET first used? by DanaL · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but he's also claiming his patent covers *all* client/server database models, and that must be nonense. Sybase and Oracle have been around since at least the 80s. Heck, wasn't Sabre using client/server interactions in the 60s?

      Dana

    3. Re:When were POST/GET first used? by Hittis · · Score: 1

      Aaah... You are correct ofcourse...
      It was my so-called 'brain' wich got the two confused...

      (TM needs defense... Patent does not... Try to remember :)

      I'll try to think before my next post.

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    4. Re:When were POST/GET first used? by Znork · · Score: 1

      Nope, that is only for Trademarks. Patents and copyrights are valid wether you enforce them or not.

  18. Not suprised. by Yarn · · Score: 2

    I tried to read the patent, and I just couldnt. If someone has to read stuff like this for their job I can imagine it causes great mental damage, possibly enough for them to allow these things to be patented. God, its awful, I've seen random number generators output stuff that makes more sense.

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    1. Re:Not suprised. by Bob+Ince · · Score: 4
      I tried to read the patent, and I just couldnt.

      Bahh, yer wuss. Here's a summary for the legally-challenged amongst us:

      The service consists of a human interface component comprising starter utility object consisting of the utility server resulting in the database service consisting of a utility network connection whereas said utility server consisting of a remote host apparatus connected by desired database object consisting of a database computer consisting of the utility server consisting of a database functionality connected by desired remote host object resulting in said utility service resulting in starter database object comprising desired utility object connected by a utility client comprising starter database object providing access to starter human interface computer comprising desired database computer whereas a remote host component resulting in a remote host computer providing access to starter utility component providing access to the human interface server consisting of a remote host apparatus comprising said remote host server connected by the human interface server whereas the database server consisting of the remote host object providing access to a database functionality.

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    2. Re:Not suprised. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Can you supply us with the source code of the program who generated that gibberish? It will be far more understandable than the gibberish itself.

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    3. Re:Not suprised. by gotan · · Score: 2

      Can't the USPTO simply reject patents on grounds of unreadability?
      That would transfer the work of making a patent understandable to the patentholder, make future lawsuits much simpler (in those sentences a misplaced colon can make a big difference) and the damage of rejecting patents formulated in 'unreadable mode' would probably be negligible to granting them and then hoping that noone ever invokes the powers of the fineprint.

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    4. Re:Not suprised. by Bob+Ince · · Score: 2
      Can you supply us with the source code of the program who generated that gibberish?

      It's just a one-minute Python hack, but I can drag it out of the waste bin if you're really interested. You loony. :-)

      #!/usr/local/bin/python

      import whrandom
      r= whrandom.whrandom()

      art= ['a', 'said', 'the', 'a', 'desired', 'a', 'starter']
      adj= ['human interface', 'database', 'utility', 'remote host']
      nou= ['functionality', 'client', 'server', 'network connection', 'computer', 'component', 'object', 'service', 'apparatus']
      ver= ['connected by', 'consisting of', 'comprising', 'resulting in', 'whereas', 'providing access to']

      print 'The service consists of '
      for i in range(30):
      print r.choice(art)+' '+r.choice(adj)+' '+r.choice(nou)+' '+r.choice(ver)+' '

      It will be far more understandable than the gibberish itself.

      Quite so. (3, Interesting?!)

      This just in... police are warning of a dangerous impure batch of $3 crack going around Moderatorsville...


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    5. Re:Not suprised. by TicTacTux · · Score: 1
      Ugh. Can you suggest in the next lawyer's congregation (is there such a thing? And yes, what coliseum is needed to seat all these people?) that everyone filing a patent is required to use brackes, braces and indentations in their code?
      A programmer would be beaten to death (or sentenced to no less than 10 years of GW-Basic) if he/she delivered code like that.
      The service consists of a
      {human interface component comprising
      {starter utility object consisting of the
      {utility server resulting in the
      {database service
      {consisting of a utility network
      {$EMBED some Cicero Roman Right}
      }
      }
      }
      }
      }
      Hmmm. Doesn't work either. We'd need 3-foot-wide paper to host such a beast. Not to mention of the laster printer required. Well, using a banner program maybe...
      You positive the patent office got the idea what that man tried to say?

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    6. Re:Not suprised. by Zurk · · Score: 1

      actually the reason its gibberish was because the PTO DEMANDS a one liner to describe your invention. most poeple want to go around this loophole and patent attorneys simply make that line several pages long. that said, this patent is NOT covering GET/POST...its patenting client server models...GET/POST witha database backend.

    7. Re:Not suprised. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1
      Hurray! Open source the patent generator!

      Now can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things? (ducks quickly)

  19. "civil obedience" ... oops by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1

    I meant disobedience, of course.

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    1. Re:"civil obedience" ... oops by pedro · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed you haven't more comment on your post!
      Civil disobedience is INDEED where this war will be fought!
      Let all us techies just display our middle digits rather menacingly to these fools and say:
      4Q!
      You want your fancy ass B2B web action? You want your corporate nets to actually WORK?
      Then you can just pucker up and kiss our collective apertures, cuz boyo, we will SHUT YOU DOWN, if you don't cease and desist with this shit!
      We don't work, you lose billions. GET THE FSCKING PICTURE HERE?

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  20. Patenting the wheel? by werwerf · · Score: 1
    This sounds to me like trying to patent the wheel or... gravity?

    It doesn't make any sense, standards 'de facto' like this shoudn't be ever considered for patenting or any kind of 'fee-required' thing.

    Even though somebody invented the method, is like saying: "Hey! I invented pointers, so now every application that uses a pointer should pay me a fee for every pointer used..."

    Kind of silly!

  21. patent infringement by Space · · Score: 1

    If they are planning on enforcing their patent they should go after the biggest problems first:
    Microsoft's Hotmail service
    Yahoo!
    If they try against any others it might be seen as a double standard.

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  22. Bitch slap by y6y6y6 · · Score: 1

    The only solution I can see is to bitch slap this jerk until he says he's sorry.

    "I'm sorry! I didn't think anyone would actually hit me! I thought it would just drag out in the courts until companies paid me to go away."

    If this guy thought the payback for frivolous patents was getting punched, he never would have done it.

    The obvious question is: Who decides which inventors get punched? I suggest a poll of experts in the field. Thumbs up or thumbs down.

    Jon Sullivan

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  23. And Mr Konrad is certainly aware of the prior art by taniwha · · Score: 4

    because he's the webmaster of the web pages at cedr.lbl.gov which include, amoung other things, textbook examples of POST and GET

  24. Uh by Ravagin · · Score: 1

    isn't that kind of like copyrighting any program that uses ";" to mark line breaks in the code?

    Jeez. POST is part of HTML. I don't think it's right to copyright a command. Although maybe, if the copyright were on the method the database uses to handle data sent by the POST command, he might have a chance. But that's different.
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    1. Re:Uh by 51M02 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, POST is part of the HTTP protocol, when you connect to a server you have to use one of the two way to receive a document. You mostly use the "GET" method ("GET /index.html") and sometimes you use POST. The main difference is that GET has a limit of 1024 bytes of data for input (the data ou send to the script) and POST has nearly no limit.

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    2. Re:Uh by Ravagin · · Score: 1

      Gotcha. Thanks. Well, I learn something new every day.
      Usually, anyway. Sometimes it's two new things.
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      -J

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    3. Re:Uh by Belacqua · · Score: 1
      The HTTP protocol is described in RFC 1945 (dated May 1996). The abstract says:

      "HTTP has been in use by the World-Wide Web global information initiative since 1990. This specification reflects common usage of the protocol referred to as "HTTP/1.0"."


      That includes the GET request and is obviously about prior art, isn't it?

  25. Re:Source code by shogun · · Score: 1

    I suppose what you'll see next is an automatic moderating tool that automaticly moderates up all those automatic first posts to +1 insightful.
    And after that we'll see an automatic meta-moderation tool to make sure all those automatic-moderations are 'fair'...

  26. Can you say prior art. by Kiwi · · Score: 5
    Can you say "prior art". I thought you could. Lets look at the abstract for this patent, dated, oh, from 1996:

    A local host computing system, a remote host computing system as connected by a network, and service functionalities

    Telnet, telnetd, and the DARPA ARPANet, circa 1981.

    a human interface service functionality,

    That would be the telnet client

    a starter service functionality,

    The negotitation that happens at the beginning of telnet session to determine your terminal type

    and a desired utility service functionality,

    Such as remote access to the UNIX or VMS commands on that other machine on the DARPA ARPANet

    and a Client-Server-Service (CSS) model is imposed on each service functionality.

    Telnet won't much work if without a telnet client, a telnetd server, and both being compatible with the appropriate RFCs. Come to think of it, I think the RFCs would be the place to find prior art.

    - Sam

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    1. Re:Can you say prior art. by Talonius · · Score: 1

      Two things I noticed:

      First reference was dated 1988, and was his. (Research paper, I believe.) That is pre-web. Gopher as prior art? ;)

      Second reference is the government seems to have worked/paid for this. Do patents that the government has an involvement in (not necessarily beneficial involvement) get sped through the process?

      Third point I see is this seems (to me, but I'm as lost in some of that text as others) to describe SQL in some ways. Or am I way off mark with that? If it can be applied to SQL, well, wouldn't the big guns Oracle and MS want to jump in? (Don't get me wrong, I won't make the mistake of cheering Microsoft here, but maybe their pockets for their lawyers could be useful for once instead of annoying.)

      *grumble*

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  27. I would like to announce... by hal200 · · Score: 1
    that I have recently been awarded the patent for a process which I have invented, known as 'breathing'. Any and all organisms who wish to 'breathe' may license the technology from me for a modest licensing fee...only $100 per 'breath'. Those who do not 'breathe' will 'suffocate' and 'die' (patent pending on the technological process known as 'death') Anyone found to be 'breathing' without a license will be punished to the full extent of the law.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

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    1. Re:I would like to announce... by Yutty · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I want to patent the process known as "Taking a Shit" I also want to patent the "H2O" that the "Shit" splashes into. Anyone know a good "Dumbass Lawyer" I can get to take this on?

  28. Pattent Nighmare by Darkstorm · · Score: 1

    You would think that something as common to all databases would have hit someone at the pattent office. But since they seem to be clueless about computers in general, anything can be pattented.

    Maybe I could pattent a mouse click, or maybe http://, oh, and why not pattent slashdot? But slashdot would be a trademark I guess.

    All in all, this has went way beyond stupid.

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  29. Read "The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent" - by RMS by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 5
    Richard Stallman has a great article describing why these get through. Read The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent
    One reason is that any idea can be made look complex when analyzed to death. But another reason is that these trivial ideas often look quite complex as described in the patents themselves. The patent system's defenders can point to the complex description and say, "How can anything this complex be obvious?"
    1. Re:Read "The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent" - by RMS by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think this is a bit different. This would have been a reasonable thing to patent in, say, 1971 (that was the date given above for telnet). Probably it wasn't patented then because the government would have owned it, it was coming out of some university, and it didn't seem worth the hassel (N.B.: These are wild guesses.)

      The problem is, this isn't 1971. There appears to be lots of prior art. etc. Of course, the patent office has officially declared that nobody who isn't a patent lawyer can decide what is prior art, so who am I to say.

      I find our current patent system to be evil. There are worse, but this isn't much of an excuse for them. They aid the strong in repressing the weak. They stiffle invention. They steal from the defensless. etc. But they are generally passive about their evil. They don't sue you. They merely make it prohibitive for you to defend yourself. etc.

      OTOH, they didn't design themselves. And I haven't studied their history, so I don't know exactly how they came to be this way. Not that it would be much of an excuse.

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    2. Re:Read "The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent" - by RMS by titus-g · · Score: 1
      platform independent of each of the plurality of computer

      doesn't this mean that the patent only applies if the server is running a different OS (platform) than the clients'?

      personally I think the patent should be thrown out because basically the English is sufficiently complex (and bad) that in essence it doesn't mean anything at all . . .

      however I vote that we find a method of choosing random paragraphs from it (possibly via something like throwing short sticks and matching the patterns formed to keys on an indexed copy) and all base our daily lives on what it tells us.

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  30. Lucent by zenlizard · · Score: 2

    I work at Lucent and they had all web content searched for POST or GET in relation to a lawsuit last Wed.

    1. Re:Lucent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yea, Waldoj in post #48 has a link to a japanese site that lists Lucent as one of the defendants. It also lists major car manufacturers, airlines, hotels, electronics manufacturers, and car-rental companies. The suit is taking on some very heavy corps like GM, Ford, Eastman-Kodak, and Motorolla; these guys should be able to deploy short battalions of ninja attack lawyers to break such lawsuits. What I am worried about is that this guy got his patent upheld by some no-brained hick judge against some panty-waste website builder and now has precedent.

  31. ??? by v4mpyr · · Score: 1

    Isn't there some way we can get it through to these companies that they're killing the advancement of technology with these freakin' patents? Perhaps something like EFF but for freedom of innovation?

    If anyone knows of an organization like this please reply... if not we should seriously consider starting one. We would most likely have all the support we need here on /.

  32. This is being enforced against GM by waldoj · · Score: 3

    Konrad v. General Motors Corp., et. al.

    Anybody read Japanese? It's clear that Allan Konrad, the owner of this patent, is suing GM in Texas (Why Texas? The guy lives in California.) for patent infringement on this and two other patents ("remote service access systems based on a client-server service mode").

    But that's all that I can tell.

    -Waldo

    1. Re:This is being enforced against GM by el_chicano · · Score: 1

      It's clear that Allan Konrad, the owner of this patent, is suing GM in Texas (Why Texas? The guy lives in California.)

      Juries in Texas courts have traditionally given out HUGE awards when the defendants have deep pockets. Texas had such a reputation as a good place for plaintiffs to file lawsuits that people all over the WORLD came to Texas to file their lawsuits here, which was costing Texas taxpayers a lot of money.

      However, IIRC due to a successful "tort reform" movement the law was changed to make it much harder for non-Texans to file lawsuits in Texas courts. Actually the pendulum has swung to the other side so much that the system now favors deep-pocketed defendants like GM, so I too am wondering why he decided to file his lawsuit in a Texas court...

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    2. Re:This is being enforced against GM by DanMcS · · Score: 2

      Don't these big companies have mob connections any more? I mean, if this guy had tried this in the 60s (yeah, yeah, no web in the 60s, beside the point), he would have been whacked, and his body dragged to a park to make it look like a suicide. If they aren't using their hit men on this type of loser, then what are they saving them for?

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    3. Re:This is being enforced against GM by titus-g · · Score: 1
      who needs the mob?

      only problem is that patents live after the filers death, have to kill enough people to make it look suspicious

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  33. Just complain like a bitch and then don't comply by x-empt · · Score: 1

    It's time that Slashdot gives the USPO a little /. effect. We should complain till they actually do their jobs right.

    Also in the meantime I will not comply with anything that says I cannot retrieve information from a remote server. That is what this patent says, you could consider a directory structure to be defined as a database and therefor even mounting a remote file system is WRONG!

    Ohh, btw the patent mentions having to have a mouse on your computer for it to apply.... hehe I don't have a mouse, I have a "MOOSE" :)

    - x-empt

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  34. Re:Not surprised. by tjwhaynes · · Score: 2

    I tried to read the patent, and I just couldnt. If someone has to read stuff like this for their job I can imagine it causes great mental damage, possibly enough for them to allow these things to be patented. God, its awful, I've seen random number generators output stuff that makes more sense.

    I agree. I haven't seen such a nasty example of repeated loops and aggravated back references in text for ages. I gave up around claim 21. I'm vaguely interested in this one though since it strikes me that the bulk of this patent is tied around a client-server database, so its tricky to see just how specific this patent is. The gist of it centres around trying to give the user on the client sensible access to the information/services on the server as far as I can tell, but I'm going to have to go and lie down before I attempt to distill any more out of the text - I feel like I've just SIGINT'd out of a infinite recursive loop.

    For the first time I feel vaguely sorry for the USPTO if they have to read this stuff ...

    Cheers,

    Toby Haynes

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  35. Covert Channel by Slothrup · · Score: 5

    What would you do if you were a patent examiner that knew the system was screwed up, but you couldn't get anyone to listen to you? I'd start approving all sorts of trivial patents in the hope that this would force some kind of change in the system...

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    1. Re:Covert Channel by mightbeadog · · Score: 2

      Another explanation is that anyone at the patent office who understood the subject well enough to write an effective counterargument could make more money in the private sector, and has, in fact, already left.

    2. Re:Covert Channel by zBoD · · Score: 2

      I think we should organize a contest "write the silliest patent" and see how this can go !

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    3. Re:Covert Channel by Mija+Cat · · Score: 1

      Provided, of course, that we assign all rights to the appropriate group...OSF for anything that might be useful (a method for displaying a graphical user interface on a computer monitor without a computer = Xterm or thin client) or Slashdot for everything else. (a method for ensuring southern processed corn will not be eaten = pour grits down your pants)

      Meow

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  36. hmmm.... by effer · · Score: 1

    Bad /.! BAD! BAD! Seriously, I think I'll patent the Patent Application Process! Someones got to! See ya at the bank!!

  37. I think this calls for... by jd · · Score: 2
    A class action suit, by the Slashdot readership, for mental distress caused by reading the patent.

    I wanna Crusoe Beowulf cluster, with my share.

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  38. League for Programming Freedom web site by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 5
    The League for Programming Freedom web site has a great section regarding software patents:
    Software patents threaten to devastate America's computer industry. Patents granted in the past decade are now being used to attack companies such as the Lotus Development Corporation for selling programs that they have independently developed. Soon new companies will often be barred from the software arena--most major programs will require licenses for dozens of patents, and this will make them infeasible. This problem has only one solution: software patents must be eliminated.
  39. HTTP patented ? by 51M02 · · Score: 1

    Well the POST and GET method are part of the HTTP protocol so well used on more than 15,000,000 sites according to the last Netcraft survey. So first this guy is a little late to sue everyone. Second if it's true I will have to reread the HTTP specs and see what it's left to patent.

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  40. Okay, that's just stupid. by segment+fault · · Score: 1

    Who is this moron? Durring the court session, you may want to point out a few sites like eBay, Amazon.com, bn.com, e-trade, etc that all use, you guessed it, datbases. And your browser is the client on all of them. To me, it sounds like the guy is just angry at you for some reason and knew about your site. You might want to get some publicity on this...ZDNN might be interested...

  41. Pedals? by LegacyMan · · Score: 1

    Your car has pedals?!?

    Mine has reins, and that's the way I like it.

    Giddie-up!

  42. Is anyone checking these things? by magic · · Score: 2
    Actually, no. The patent office does a cursory check, but in general, the technology and claim are not investigated at all until the patent is challenged. It's a lazy evaluation system, just like the constitutionality of laws is not checked when they are passed but rather when they are challenged. It's more efficient this way; the patent doesn't do anything until someone tries to take it to court.

    magic

    1. Re:Is anyone checking these things? by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 2

      It takes them three years to perform a cursory search?

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    2. Re:Is anyone checking these things? by magic · · Score: 1
      It's the backlog. Apparently, there are thousands of patents filed every day. They have to make sure the paperwork is in order and that there is some possibility of the patent being valid.

      I've been waiting for over a year and a half on one patent, and as far as I can tell, it hasn't been looked at yet by the examiner.

      magic

  43. Look at the date by zaius · · Score: 1
    This guy filed for the patent in 1997, and got it just last August, and I have a difficult time believing that he had never visited a website using get/post before that. This prompts me to ask what dumbass at the patent office allowed it to go through? I guess your average web-surfer has never heard anything about get or post, but it doesn't take a lot of research to find out that almost all major websites on the internet use one or the other.

    This is really quite pathetic...

  44. What's the world coming to? by eTylik · · Score: 1
    Well the answer to a lot of posts about, is this legal, well the answer is yes. I faguely recall that when the stove or oven was invented that the original designer never patented the design but a "gentlmen" later did and required the inventor to pay royalties for something he invented. That just goes to show the facts of life.

    I personally think that this patent stuff is getting out of hand. People are just trying to make money quick. It could be seen as a way to get back at open source. I mean we're all sharing without any issues and some person decides he wants to get in on the act and circumvents the system and gets paid for something that everyone has worked so hard to work together on. Well at least that's one way to look at it.

    Pretty soon we won't beable to do anything without paying an endless number of royalties to various individuals to make something as simple as a "Hello World" program.

    Oh well.. I have to live in this world, doesn't mean I have to like it.

    My two cents

    1. Re:What's the world coming to? by symbolic · · Score: 1

      I'm at a disadvantage not knowing the details, but doesn't make any sense...it would seem that the invention itself was prior art. Someone in the patent office CLEARLY had their head tucked WAY up there on this one.

  45. Bad Patents Big Trouble but old News by Sideways · · Score: 1

    I was surprised by the Tim O'Reilly / Patent Office interview posted yesterday. Dickinson's attitude was outrageous in that he felt the current system is adaquate.

    I remember reading editorials 10 years ago, month after month in DDJ declairing software patent office to be totally inept regarding technology patents.

    A few years later, I ran into a problem implementing a self-service banking application due to a DC-based company's patent on finacial transactions originated from a consumer's home and secured with a password! "PIN-based transactions" originating from a home as opposed to a bank-run system like an ATM.
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  46. A good trick by eagl · · Score: 1

    A good trick would be to get all of the owners of these ridiculous patents to start suing each other. I think Amazon.com would be a great first target... Just think of the millions of books they've sold by using the patented database post and get commands! I wonder if their point and click patent violates the post and get patent?

    I want to patent a method for transferring an electron potential across a thin conductor sheathed in a layer of insulating material. I will call this invention (insert Dr Evil finger quotes) "Wire".

  47. It's not about PUT and GET! by yuggoth · · Score: 1

    Here is a small excerpt from the actual patent text:

    The present invention provides an illusion to a user that a desired utility service supported on a remote host resides locally on the user's local host, thereby providing ease of use and minimal software maintenance for users of that remote service. In one embodiment of a Remote Object system according to the present invention, a user appears to activate a Remote Object as a service of the local host. The user actually activates a starter client, which connects to a starter server on the remote host via a starter connection. The starter server interacts with a starter service, which initiates a Remote Object client. The Remote Object client on the remote host then interacts, as a human interface client, with a human interface server on the local host via a second connection, the Remote Object client connection. The Remote Object client also interacts, as a desired utility client with either a desired utility server on the remote host, or directly with the desired utility service on the remote host.

    IANAPL, but this sounds to me like they just want to hide as much networking mumbo-jumbo as possible from the user. The user just should not have to care about
    a) where the data is located (i.e no typing of http://slashdot.org or clicking on the bookmark)
    b) how the database actually works (there are hundreds of different web interfaces in the world, everyone different from the others)
    c) how the data is transferred (by http, ftp, smb etc)

    They're not trying to patent blatantly obvious stuff - they're even referring to large-scale time-sharing systems in the patent text, and everyone who knows about mainframs knows that ftp and other means for transferring data from one system to the other have been around for decades. It's just that up to now the user has to use different user interfaces for different retrieval systems and also has to distinguish wheter the data is stored locally or on the net (at least in most cases). IIAR they have patented a method to get rid of this (although I wonder how this solution actually might loook like...)

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    1. Re:It's not about PUT and GET! by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1
      So this would mean that I'm violating the patent when my client selects best availeble server without telling the user where they are connecting. Connections may change between sessions depending on situations of servers (server busy or down).

      Patents description didn't make any sence to me(regarding to other posters being non-english reader didn't make any difference), but if methods that I'm using violate the nature of this patent is this something that I should check further into, or is this patent just something to pass and hope that this patent will be withdraw because of it is obvius solution for building stable client-server solutions.

      It seems also that I should have patented my active private corporation information services in early 90's, now know database related intranets.

  48. Re:This is an international patent battle by Money__ · · Score: 3
    Here's the translation (with thanks to Mozilla Nightly teletranslator.com)

    partial text:

    U.s.patents 5,544,320 5,696,901 5,974,444(Patent 3 case) " The client - it is based on the service model between the servers, far Every other service access system (REMOTESERVICEACCESSSYSTEMSBASEDONA CLIENT-SERVERSERVICEMODEL. ) " It is something regarding. Furthermore, the result of investigating the patent family, no United States National patent, preference insistence application to the country other than the United States to be seen, the ? It was a plug.

    Here's more text from the upper right hand corner of the page:

    February 16th of 2000
    Reporter: on ? international patent office
    American patent attorney
    Charles E bell ???
    Translating & decoding: Onda genuine patent office
    Patent attorney Onda sincerity

    39 corporations which are sued
    1.GENERALMOTORSCORP.
    2.HONDANORTHAMERICAINC.
    3.FORDMOTORCOMPANY
    4.DAIMLERCHRYSLERCORPORATION
    5.NISSANNORTHAMERICAINC.
    6.TOYOTAMOTORSALESUSAINC.
    7.MAZDAMOTOROFAMERICAINC.
    8.VOLKSWAGENOFAMERICA, inc.
    9.BUDGETRENT-A-CARSYSTEMSINC.
    10.AUTONATIONUSACORP.
    11.THRIFTYRENT-A-CARSYSTEMINC.
    12.THEHERTZCORPORATION
    13.DOLLARRENTACARSYSTEMINC.
    14.AVISRENTACARSYSTEMINC.
    15.ADVANTAGERENT-A-CARINC.
    16.THEBOEINGCOMPANY
    17.EASTMANKODAKCO.
    18.LUCENTTECHNOLOGIESINC.
    19.NECAMERICAINC.
    20.MOTOROLAINC.
    21.TOSHIBAAMERICAINC.
    22.AMERICATRANSAIRINC.
    23.UNITEDAIRLINESINC.
    24.DELTAAIRLINESINC.
    25.CONTINENTALAIRLINESINC.
    26.NORTHWESTAIRLINES, inc.
    27.SUNCOUNTRYAIRLINESINC.
    28.AMERICANAIRLINESINC.
    29.AMRCORPORATION
    30.MIDWESTEXPRESSAIRLINESINC.
    31.MARRIOTTINTERNATIONALINC.
    32.HILTONHOTELSCORPORATION
    33.PROMUSHOTELSINC.
    34.SHOLODGEINC.
    35.STARWOODHOTELS&RESORTS
    World-wideinc.
    36.THEEXTENDEDSTAYINNSLIMITED Partnership
    37.CHOICEHOTELSINTERNATIONAL
    38.ENTERPRISERENT-A-CARCOMPANYOF Texas
    39.SOUTHWESTAIRLINESCO.

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  49. Can someone translate that patent into english? by gotan · · Score: 2

    As far as i understand it he has patented any client-server process where you can initiate some request and then get some form of output from it.

    Now what is affected by this patent? Search enginnes, network queuing systems, remotely accessible batchservices, what about a supercomputer only accessible via another computer, mpegstreams, multiplayergames, xterms, remoteshell, any remotely accessible process, java applets ... or is it just a very special implementation of a database?

    I probably overlooked some serious restrictions in that patent, it can't be that overly applicable, but i can't fight that grammatics.

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  50. Can you patent the grammar of a language? by Araneas · · Score: 1
    I'm a literary geek rather than programming geek, so the thought occurred to me; An author can copyright a work created in a lanugage but not the language itself.

    Now as a bit of a hacker, (as in take a large, not quite blunt, object and batter less than optimal bits of code into a crude approximation of a program), "get" and "put" seem to be features of every coding language I have seen. They are in fact part of the grammar of programming independant of the language used by the programmer.

    Patenting/copywriting "get" and "put" would be akin to trying to copyright "blue" or patent the concept of "verb". Further, since most (maybe all?) programming languages allow the creation of programmer defined methods or functions, patent restrictions on "get" and "put" are either pointless (the programmer uses a different name for a method that performs the same function) or insanely broadbased (all "get" and "put"-like methods are covered by the patent, for example all I/O would be covered by the patent). I don't think this would hold up even in the States.

    Which raises the spectre of yet another anti-trust trial in which the court demands that the i/o functions, memory mangement functions, device control functions, etc, etc, are all spun off into separate companies..... No, let's not go there just yet....

  51. Real Reason Microsoft NGWS Delayed by dweezil · · Score: 1

    Mr. Konrad esentially claims patent on multi-tiered client/server architecture. Obviously, Microsoft has been delaying their Next Generation Windows Services anouncement because of delays in negotiating with Mr. Konrad, not because of the impending breakup of the company.

    Seriously, the patent acknowledges so much prior art, including X Windows and Cathode Ray Tube Display, that it can't possibly be considered "inventive" or "non-obvious".

    This is basicly the longest description of multi-tiered client/server architecture that I've ever read. The entire software industry is infringing on this one. And has been since the first dumb terminal was connected to a mainframe.

    Get this: "The above description is illustrative and not restrictive. Many variations of the invention will become apparent to those of skill in the art upon review of this disclosure. The scope of the invention should, therefore, be determined not with reference to the above description, but instead should be determined with reference to the appended claims along with their full scope of equivalents." In short, the idea may be fifty years old, but I only want to claim future uses of it. Can I patent the business process of riding on the coat tails of real inovators and collecting royalties for doing nothing?

  52. Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 1

    There has *GOT* to be some penalty for submitting patents without citing prior art that you can *VERY* easily prove that this individual quite literally had on his desk and certainly had prior knowledge of.

    Can I just spam the PO with millions of dynamically generated patents that contain just about anything under the sun, and not be held legally liable for those requests?

    "There autta be a law.."

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    1. Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Araneas · · Score: 1

      Nope, none at all.

      Look at the whole biotech issue. Patents are given to agribusiness for developments brought about by countless generations of small farmers, very much a case of patenting "prior art". Afaik, the whole soyabean plant is pretty much sewn up with patents, you can't tell me some corporation invented it in the last couple of decades.....

    2. Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 2

      Hrm.. What about fraud? Technically, his application was a complete and total lie..

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    3. Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Araneas · · Score: 1

      As are most of the biotech patents. They didn't create anything, they just patented someone elses work they had found.

    4. Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Znork · · Score: 2

      Well, there should be. Actually, there should be a bounty on fraudulent patents. Find and cite prior art, get a patent overturned and collect $50k-$1M, reward (payable by the patent holder) depending on the value of the patent.

  53. What's the point? by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

    De facto, you can patent anything as long as you state your claims in a way which is complicated enough.

    For example, some guys filed a patent for the concept of standard byte order in the late 80s, although this concept has been used by the Internet Protocol for a long time. They even dared to cite the NFS specification as a reference!

    (The US patent number is 4,956,809, BTW.)

  54. world wide enforcement? by Money__ · · Score: 1
    Acording to this translated page This guy is attempting to enforce this patent areound the world!

    39 corporations which are sued$l$l1.GENERALMOTORSCORP. 2.HONDANORTHAMERICAINC. 3.FORDMOTORCOMPANY 4.DAIMLERCHRYSLERCORPORATION 5.NISSANNORTHAMERICAINC. 6.TOYOTAMOTORSALESUSAINC. 7.MAZDAMOTOROFAMERICAINC. 8.VOLKSWAGENOFAMERICA, inc. 9.BUDGETRENT-A-CARSYSTEMSINC. 10.AUTONATIONUSACORP. 11.THRIFTYRENT-A-CARSYSTEMINC. 12.THEHERTZCORPORATION 13.DOLLARRENTACARSYSTEMINC. 14.AVISRENTACARSYSTEMINC. 15.ADVANTAGERENT-A-CARINC. 16.THEBOEINGCOMPANY 17.EASTMANKODAKCO. 18.LUCENTTECHNOLOGIESINC. 19.NECAMERICAINC. 20.MOTOROLAINC. 21.TOSHIBAAMERICAINC. 22.AMERICATRANSAIRINC. 23.UNITEDAIRLINESINC. 24.DELTAAIRLINESINC. 25.CONTINENTALAIRLINESINC. 26.NORTHWESTAIRLINES, inc. 27.SUNCOUNTRYAIRLINESINC. 28.AMERICANAIRLINESINC. 29.AMRCORPORATION 30.MIDWESTEXPRESSAIRLINESINC. 31.MARRIOTTINTERNATIONALINC. 32.HILTONHOTELSCORPORATION 33.PROMUSHOTELSINC. 34.SHOLODGEINC. 35.STARWOODHOTELS&RESORTS World-wideinc. 36.THEEXTENDEDSTAYINNSLIMITED Partnership 37.CHOICEHOTELSINTERNATIONAL 38.ENTERPRISERENT-A-CARCOMPANYOF Texas 39.SOUTHWESTAIRLINESCO.
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  55. Wait a damn minute! by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
    I don't find "post" [ok: there's a reference to "post office"] or "POST" or "post method" or "POST METHOD" or "method=post" or "METHOD=POST" anywhere in the damn patent app.

    What's going on here?

    Did some dumb-ass lawyer buy into suing somebody because somebody else said the POST method was covered by this patent?

    Duh!

    These days, you can get a dumb-ass lawyer to sue anyone for anything!

    [ps: to any dumb-ass lawyers reading this: don't bother suing me, my ex-wife got it all.]

    So what the hell *is* going on, here?

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  56. Obfuscated Law Contest? by DJGreg · · Score: 1

    Seriously, some of the patents and other such legal nonsense I've seen over the last few months make the Obfuscated Code contest look like preschool stuff. (not meant to degrade any of the amazing things those contestants do)


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  57. Rational Responses by Hrunting · · Score: 2

    First off, the acceptance of bad patents is not in itself a reason to get rid of patents altogether. People, the Patent Office is run by human beings under an incredible workload. They are bound to make mistakes, and they are bound to let things sort themselves out in the courts rather than focus in detail on everything. Yes, some things like software patents and even business model patents probably should be removed, but the overarching concept of the patent is not a bad one, especially if you truly do have a novel invention that you intend to market.

    With that said, the most rational response I can think of is to notify your Congressperson that their web site is in violation of a patent. According to this patent, almost everything on the Web is. Let your Congressperson know this, and then let them know that this is absurd and more important, why this is absurd. Use this as a natural starting point for showing other examples of 'bad' patents that apply to obvious ideas (note ideas, not mechanisms) and then ask them respectfully to look into the matter so that both you and they don't have to change your web site.

    Trust me, you accuse a Congressperson of breaking the law and the first thing they're going to do (even before they start lying) is figure out a way to legally remove the illegality.

  58. windows? by [tmr] · · Score: 1

    Reading over the patent I noticed something missing. There is no mention to Microsoft windows. Some of the Interfaces and networks mentioned are UNIX, OS/2, VMS, DOS, Desqview/X, MacOS, and X windows, plus a general references to "window manager" but MS windows is not. I wonder why? =) Considering it was filled Aug 1997.

    1. Re:windows? by Znork · · Score: 2

      Well, patents should by definition contain innovation, and even this guy probably figured that mentioning Microsoft and innovation together might tip the USPTO off to the scam.

    2. Re:windows? by mrbinary · · Score: 1

      Well, patents should by definition contain innovation, and even this guy probably figured that mentioning Microsoft and innovation together might tip the USPTO off to the scam Come on moderators, this one is hilarious, you've gotta mod this one up. I'm not even one of the raging anti-MS types but I bust a damned gut laughing at it.

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  59. Defensive Patents by PopeAlien · · Score: 2

    I've filed a defensive patent covering certain methods of 'surfing' information using a 'mouse'- and certain methods of retrieving information from a collection of printed papers arranged in a bundle with easily flippable 'pages'.. You are currently infringing on said patent by 'browsing' information on slashdot. Please adjust your current habits, and send a check post-haste to avoid further legal problems.
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  60. Just POST and GET? by fedos · · Score: 1
    IANAL, but from what I was able to read in the patent claim, this guy isn't just patenting POST and GET, but the whole Client-Server model of networking. So if I write a VB client to read from and write to an Access database (note: I just did this a few months ago for a Sys Analysis class) using SQL statements, then it's possible for his guy to sue me for violating his patent.

    It's just that the language he's using makes it seem that he's claiming rights to the model and not the methodology.

  61. Software and Patents Historically... by lysdexic · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the software industry has made huge leaps and bounds in the 30 or so years without patents. We've all heard the claims about where the auto industry would be if they progressed as fast as the computer industry. It's my belief that lack of patents stimulates innovation. If your competitor can copy your product in a matter of months, it keeps you looking for the next product.


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  62. Think I'll patent me "Hello World" by Greyfox · · Score: 3
    Excuse me, "A method of providing a basic test for the correct working of a compiler."

    Seriously though, I think it's time we started suing filers of these trivial patents for fraud. There's prior art, they KNOW there's prior art, and they've apparently gone to exceedingly great lengths to obstifucate the wording of the patent to make it appear is if there's not. They are doing grevious harm to the industry in the process. Sue them. Sue them hard. Like that guy who had the patent on Windowing for Y2K software, despite some 20 years of prior art (Whatever became of him anyway?) I'm pretty sure we covered windowing briefly in one of my college classes in the '80's but we didn't spend too much time on the concept becase it was so basic.

    I agree with Tim O'reily. We shouldn't have to fight over the tools of our trade, and our industry is the only one where we seem to have to do so. I think fraud lawsuits would go a long way toward stopping these trivial patents. And maybe some malpractise suits against the patent office itself, which should be catching them.

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  63. Re:Irony (not) by drcln · · Score: 1

    The patent says that the US Gov. has a paid-up license to the technology under a DOE contract. Since the patent appears to come out of a LBL project, they probably paid for the developement.

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  64. To The Moon . . . by WebBug · · Score: 1

    I'm going to submit a patent for the moon. That way when anyone looks at the moon I'll be able to collect royalties. I'll be nice, I promise, I'll charge only 1 cent canadian per look. Be nice to ding Bill Gates for a change . . .
    Maybe after a few years, I'll GPL it!

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  65. Trademark by CMU_Nort · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, well I own the registered trademark "" so all of you webpage authors out there better cease a desist or I'm going to sue you all into oblivion. Or you can pay me a 1-cent royalty for each use of the trademark. With 100 billion web pages out there, that would poke my kitty to $1 billion. Or maybe I should charge you for each copy that is sent over the web. Every hit you get, a penny for me. I'd be richer than Bill. BWAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHH!!!!

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  66. Re:Who is ONDAPATENT.COM? by Money__ · · Score: 1
    Wh o is ONDAPATENT.COM?

    Onda genuine patent office
    Address
    Tokyo To Shibuya Ku Yoyogi 2 Chome 10th 4
    Shinjuku Tsuji building 8 F pofic 151 -

    Representative
    Patent attorney Onda sincerity
    Facilities stand
    July of 1999
    The number of staff members
    15 people
    Business cooperation office
    Related system
    On ? international patent office
    International technical translation center

    -- looks like a japanese IP law firm
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  67. My patent: by scumdamn · · Score: 2

    A paradigm of customer oriented B@B services enhancing customer experience by offering forward looking proactive services in the client-server arena.
    There.

  68. Sounds a lot like POST to me. by gregbaker · · Score: 5
    After a quick read of the claims, there's very little here that isn't part of "POST request with a load-balancing server" (claim 16 requires a load-balancing setup).

    I'm not sure about claim 17, "The apparatus of claim 13, wherein said local host computer comprises a plurality of physical hosts, interconnected to act together as a single local host computing means." That implies some sort of load-balancing at the client. I don't know why you'd ever want to do that, but it seems like it would be an obvious thing to do if it was necessary.

    So, as far as I can see, this patent describes any HTML form submission (POST or GET) to a database front-end, with an obvious extension or two.

    Greg

    1. Re:Sounds a lot like POST to me. by DaveHowe · · Score: 2
      After a quick read of the claims, there's very little here that isn't part of "POST request with a load-balancing server" (claim 16 requires a load-balancing setup).
      Nope, 16 is an "optional extra" that reads "all the above, but applied to a load-balanced setup"

      I'm not sure about claim 17, "The apparatus of claim 13, wherein said local host computer comprises a plurality of physical hosts, interconnected to act together as a single local host computing" means. Spoofing proxy server or firewall - a lan that has access to the web, but that looks like a single machine (or IP address) from the outside.
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    2. Re:Sounds a lot like POST to me. by ktakki · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about claim 17, "The apparatus of claim 13, wherein said local host computer comprises a plurality of physical hosts, interconnected to act together as a single local host computing means." That implies some sort of load-balancing at the client. I don't know why you'd ever want to do that, but it seems like it would be an obvious thing to do if it was necessary.


      Two words: Beowulf cluster.

      k., who is patenting a means of conveying warm grain products into consumer apparel.

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  69. Prior art by Animats · · Score: 2

    The place to look for prior art is client/server SQL. SQL predates this patent by some years, it's platform-independent, and SQL host queries are invoked via a mechanism along the lines of claim 1.

  70. This has gone way too far! by Remote · · Score: 1

    One of these days some fscking retarded at USPTO will grant a pat on sex, then you americans will need a license to get laid!

  71. Al Gore is the prior art we're looking for! by King+Babar · · Score: 3

    I knew this would come in handy someday...

    Everybody knows that Al Gore invented the Internet back in the 80s, so it should be pretty obvious that you should look in his collected writings for the best evidence of prior art. I'm thinking it's somewhere in the "Electronic Protocols" chapter of Earth in the Balance.

    It's an ugly job, but I think that somebody out there has to read the collected works of Albert Gore to find that prior art. The future of the Internet, and our children, depend on it.

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  72. My docs are dated 1994... by Sun+Tzu · · Score: 3

    The HTML Manual of Style, Larry Aronson, Copyright 1994, Ziff-Davis Press, documents Post in just the way I use it in both of my database-driven websites. One of them has been on the web since 1996, incidently, accepting posts and applying them to its database. ;)

  73. Greed, patents, and the internet by CokeJunky · · Score: 1

    Lovely how this guy can take a publically published standard (circa 1993 or so...) and years later after it has been used in the public domain for 5-6 years figures he can make tonnes of money in patent law suits against the world.... I don't think this will hold up. I don't think you can patent something like this, which has been in use for years before the patent was filed. He has tried to utterly defeat the purpose of open standards like http. I think Tim Burners-Lee, and everyone else who worked on the http standard and it's various iterations should sue this guy for ... I don't know, but I am sure someone could find a lawer that would find some way to make sure that this guy doesn't make any money off his scam. At the very least I wonder what Tim would have to say about it.

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  74. Patentoplex v2.1 by David+D · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the U.S. Patent Office Computer System

    Please login: anonymous
    Password: *

    You may now proceed to fill out this form to file for a patent. Because you have logged in, no checking of the validity of your claims will be done.

    (If you are a Microsoft employee, please check this box to allow your patent to be entered directly into the database.)

    Thank you for your patent submission.

    Happy sueing!

  75. Re:Human-readable source code by BlackHat · · Score: 1

    Error in line 11
    File not found, File will never be found, stop asking for it.

  76. I'm gonna shove a POST up his a$$ by Milican · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe the audacity of some people. The Internet was created by a bunch of brilliant scientists to aid in communications. Then some fscking little greedy company thinks they can claim a patent for something they didn't even invent! They need the Internet Death Penalty! Ban their whole company for life. Make every machine on the web drop their IPs into non-routables!!!! Every firewall should default block them out!! This patented GET and POST to databases is the most ludicrous patent I have ever heard of. As I submit this comment Slashdot is supposedly violating their patent... yeah right!! Arghh... must quit rant now.. flame throwers getting too hot..

    JOhn

  77. Get Rich Quick, courtesy of Patent Office by MetricT · · Score: 1

    If processes can be patented, can I patent the process of getting a bad patent? If so then I'll make millions from the US Patent Office violating my intellectual property...

  78. Counterattack proposals ? by Tim_the_minstrel · · Score: 1

    This article in the Journal of Intellectual Property Law proposes ways of fighting against payment demands based on spurious copyrights. One of the four suggestions is a false-advertising action which can be brought under the laws of some states. I wonder if the professor's theory (which so far as I know has never been tested on any copyright claims) might be applied in the patent realm as well.

    Assuming the worst, that the patent is valid: would every web site that used one of these methods be liable for infringement, or only the makers of the software that was installed at those sites ? I am not a lawyer, but I fear that the web sites themselves would be liable, unless the software manufacturer had licensed the patent in a certain way. Anyone have any thoughts on this ?

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  79. I worked on a client/server project back in 1991 by aschlemm · · Score: 1

    I worked on a newspaper classified pagination system back in the summer/fall of 1991. Instead of PCs we used HP-UX systems that ran several Motif based client GUIs. Our client systems made remote server calls to a Tandem system running a NonStop SQL database. I even got to freeze my arse off doing onsite beta support in Buffalo, NY in the wintertime.

  80. anyone can get one by josepha48 · · Score: 2
    It seems that anyone can get one. I think that probably what happened was the person who issued the patent was probably unfamiliar with the internet technology. I thought that the POST and GET methods have been around for a while. To many sites use them for one person to get a patent. I think that it was a slipup on their part and that this is just another sign that the USPTO needs to be rethought as well do patents.

    FYI: slashdot and every portol and just about every major ISP uses GET or POST.

    send flames > /dev/null

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    1. Re:anyone can get one by Zagadka · · Score: 1

      FYI: slashdot and every portol and just about every major ISP uses GET or POST.

      Every time you type an HTTP URL into your browser it does an HTTP GET...

  81. Ask Konrad Himself! by negative0 · · Score: 1
    This is one of those things that really gets me going in the morning. So heres a little info that should belong to our dear friend Mr. Allan M. Konrad. konrad@sims.berkeley.edu, which appears to be his berkley address - but he works for the U.S. Department of Energy mainting his lovely "patented invention" for the CEDR program and can be reached there with cedr@lbl.gov.

    To send our dear friend christmans cards you can send them to:
    Allan M. Konrad
    P.O. Box 4023
    Berkeley, CA 94704


    Or maybe Slashdot can just call him at (510) 486-5458 and do a phone interview. That number is from September of 1999 so he may have left his office and moved into the mansion he's bought with all of his "new found cash" from suing people over his precious "invention".
  82. Post, the Patent Office, & a Clue by batt33 · · Score: 1

    Granting patents on what is considered public domain technology by the USPO is not unusual, this is at least the third internet foundation type program/protocol the USPO has granted a patent on, to an individual. The issue is the USPOs lack of knowledge about the technical background for which they are granting patents. The bad news is the USPO keeps doing this; the good news is they are aware their ignorance is a problem and are supposedly forming / have formed an IT industry based advisory group so these problems don't keep happening. Of course, the USPO is working at bureaucratic speed, not internet speed.

  83. Why don't we do something about it then?? by jimadilo · · Score: 1

    Someone here must have some time to devote.

    If we all put in some money we can get lawyers.

    Why don't we sort this thing out??

    This patent is obvious bullshit, and we know we can find lots of prior art, so why be scared?


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  84. Another Example of Prior Art... by Roogna · · Score: 1

    I was doing a web based inventory for a companies machines back in '94-'95. Used this whole stream of things, post, get's, databases, heh.. Anyone off the top of their head know the address needed to send prior art too? I've got that system on disk around somewhere. *off to hunt for the address to send prior art to and where to challenge a patent*

  85. I got your prior art right here... by klm20 · · Score: 1
    In January of 1996 I began development of a general purpose package to perform a database query based on the contents of a web form. A user would fill out the form, POST it to the web server which would launch my application (written in Perl).

    My application would read a config file that would tell it how to decode the form contents and perform the query. The config file also contained a template HTML page that would tell the application how to format the results and display them.

    Another neat thing about this app was that it included an API you could use to write Perl functions and include them in the config file to do pre- and post-processing of query and result data.

    Nothing in the app was hard-coded. You could use it to do just about any kind of web-based database query. And, internally at DEC, we did just that.

    This package was successfully deployed and used to power the website of the BAA (Boston Athletic Association) for the 100th anniversary Boston Marathon on April 15th, 1996. That system was an AlphaServer 2100 running what was then known as Digital Unix, Netscape web server and Oracle 7-something.

    Yeah, we probably could have patented that sucker, but it just seemed so... er... obvious.

    That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.


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  86. Re:the end is near by AwesomeCrap · · Score: 1

    Most Likely both.

  87. This man is the problem by SurfsUp · · Score: 5

    Has every body seen this article where Time O'Reilly dismantles Patent Office Director Q. Todd Dickinson?

    Here's an exchange that really says it all:

    Tim: Are you a lawyer by training?

    Dickinson: Yes, I am.

    Tim: How would you feel if a lawyer was able to patent an argument?

    Dickinson: If it was new and non-obvious, I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.

    Tim: And the ability to basically extract a royalty from other lawyers for using that same legal argument?

    Dickinson: As I say, if it's new, and if it met the statutory standards for patentability (and that's the key question here), and it was incorporated into software in some form, that wouldn't be a problem.

    Tim: No, not in software. Just in actual, in court.

    Dickinson: Well, I don't want to deal in hypotheticals. The courts haven't dealt with that question.


    Now, even when this guy was completely snookered by Tim he couldn't bring himself to concede the point. It was at this moment that every shred of confidence I have in the PTO evaporated completely. It went on...

    Tim: Well, how about a basketball player invents a new move. Should that be patentable?

    Dickinson: Moves aren't patentable subject matter.


    It continues in this vein. Eventually the moderator steps in to rescue him from embarrassing himself further. Read the entire article.

    In my opinion, this man is the problem.
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    1. Re:This man is the problem by oldCoder · · Score: 1

      Mr. Dickinson is not the problem. The Law is the problem.
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      I18N == Intergalacticization
  88. Intellectual Property by Closet+Case · · Score: 1
    It would seem that one reason that there are so many patents granted now is that the US is seeking to create intellectual property. For a long time now, the country has ceased to concentrate on manufacturing and to focus more on the creation of ideas.

    Another reason for so many patents is that there are so many new patent examiners. Similar to the way that more lawyers lead to more lawsuits, more patent examiners lead to more patents. Over 1,000 new patent examiners have been hired in the last year alone. Expect more such things in the future. It's government policy.

    **Never argue with a crazy person, people might not know the difference**

  89. Or did he patent RPC/RMI/SOAP/etc? by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

    It looks like he might have patented (or intended to patent) RPC/RMI/SOAP/etc, not just GET/POST. He has a whole "remote object" section (section 3): The following is a list of examples of different Remote Object systems. It is not an all-inclusive list of Remote Object systems, but shows a number of possible
    applications of the present invention.





    3.8 Remote Market Object

    A Remote Object system where the Desired Utility Service further comprises, for example, functionality to place a want ad, make a purchase, make a purchase from a
    catalog, or locate available real property:

    Examples:

    Remote Want Ad Object

    Remote Purchasing Object

    Remote Real Estate Loan Object

    Remote Airline Ticket/Reservation Object

    Remote Browse Real Estate Object

    Remote Place an Item For Sale Object

    Remote Job Application Object

    Remote Legal Counsel Object

    Remote Physician Object

    Remote Professional Counsel Object

    Remote Expert Counsel Object

    Remote Market Survey Object

    Remote Electorate Survey Object
    3.9 Remote Reality Simulation Object

    A Remote Object system for supplying artificial reality-based services from a remote host. A Remote Reality Simulation Object has a Desired Utility Service which
    provides artificial reality-based services on the remote host. The Remote Object Client in this system interacts with the Desired Utility Service, and in turn issues
    requests to the Human Interface Server on the Local Host, to create the illusion of an artificial reality system running on the Local Host.

    3.10 Remote Entertainment Object

    A Remote Database Object system where the Desired Utility Service further comprises the functionality to:

    Request and have presented on Local Host, a

    Motion Picture preview,

    A full length motion picture, or

    A Video

    Request a video game executing on Remote Host

    Request to obtain a book review

    Request to participate in a computer-based Treasure Hunt.

    3.11 Remote Museum Object

    A Remote Database Object system where the Desired Utility Service further comprises a database containing digital representations of museum objects where such
    representations can be delivered to the Local Host and experienced in any of the five senses.



    "Remote reality-simulation object". Heh. The Sims, Halflife servers, etc.


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  90. Invalid patent! by 3seas · · Score: 1

    http://www.mindspring.com/~timrue/KNMVIC.html
    There are some things you cannot patent. Physical Phenomenon, Natural Law and abstract ideas.
    3 S.E.A.S - Virtual Interaction Configuration (VIC) - VISION OF VISIONS!

  91. My aproval just came through.. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I just Patented idiocy.
    You all owe me $$

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  92. I Patent the Idea of Patents! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I will patent the idea of patenting various ideas. Pending Patent.

  93. Re:Does anyone read the links that these people se by Tim_the_minstrel · · Score: 1

    An anonymous contributor wrote:

    This patent has very little to do with as simple a thing as GET and POST. The patent covers a much more complex usage of what can be construed as GET and POST. Read the patent, before going off on it.


    My response:

    Can you cite to places in the claims and description which lead you to read them narrowly ? On my reading it is a description of a method (such as HTTP + browser!) for providing a uniform local user interface for fetches of diverse sorts of information from diverse remote servers. There is a little more to it than that, since it divides the software tasks among "nine logical components" in a certain way. But it still comes across as pretty broad on a first reading.

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  94. My Protocol Got Patented by goingware · · Score: 2
    When I was working for Working Software back during the initial release of System 7 for the Macintosh by Apple Computer, I led the development of the Word Services Suite by a group of spelling and grammar checker vendors, word processor publishers, and Apple Computer.

    Apple had always promoted the use of its new "Apple Event" technology by giving spellcheckers as an example; instead of propriety OEM spellcheckers that are different for every application, the user could have a single speller that is shared among all their applications. Since Working Software published Spellswell we felt we should take the lead in this.

    It works really well and in fact can be used for any text operation, such as grammar checkers, address books, HTML verification and the like. Text encryption would work fine and I was working on a text encryptor but never finished it. I since led the binding of it to the BeOS (where is uses BMessages instead of Apple events) which you can read about here and I'd like to make an XWindows version, perhaps using the Corba API's provided by Gnome.

    Recently I was contacted by someone who was searching for prior art. It seems someone patented interapplication spellchecking protocols and he has the hope that Word Services was developed early enough to invalidate that patent. I don't know the patent in question or who holds the patent.

    What I especially have a gripe about is that I only started working on this method because the idea of it had been promoted for several years by Apple as an obvious application of a new technology they were promoting.

    Mike

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  95. Actually, the patent for "post" goes to... by Monthenor · · Score: 1

    I think Post Cereals is or was going through something similar.

    So who had it first? Does anyone have more info on this case?
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  96. Slashdot been Sued? by logiceight · · Score: 1

    Hmm..

    For some reason I got a error and couldn't access the replies to this article?

    Maybe this guy have sued Slashdot?

  97. I know the drill by emj · · Score: 1
    I've worked at the patent Office for ten years now and I've yet to read a whole patent, I mean jezz those guys just go on and on. So you see we don't care and you don't have to either. Just ignore them and let them spend money on lawyers, that means tax for the government and money to keep us up and running.

    Besides everything has already been invented.

  98. companies alan konrad has sued: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    GM, Honda, Ford, Daimler Chrysler, Nissan, Toyota, Mazda, Volkswagen, Enterprise/Budget/Thrifty/Dollar/Avis/Advantage Rent-A-Cars, Autonation, Boeing, Eastman Kodak, Lucent, NEC, Motorola, Toshiba, American Trans Air, United, Delta, Continental, NorthWest, Sun Country, Southwest, American, AMR, Midwest Express, Marriott, Hilton Hotels, Promus Hotels, Sholodge, Starwood Hotels, Extended Stay Inns, and Choice Hotels

    1. Re:companies alan konrad has sued: by homebru · · Score: 1

      Must be an incomplete list.

      Or else he isn't sure enough of himself to take on IBM.

  99. Patenting the patent process by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    I have a strong urge to patent the whole process of patenting, doing bureaucratic work and thinking. I think that should be easy enough. Yeah there is prior art, but does the process really care?

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  100. Correct link for the story by pezchik · · Score: 1

    Here's the correct link for that story. And well done, Bob. It's beautiful.

  101. Architection by Dreyfus · · Score: 1
    "So, I happened to architect a fairly large website..."

    I have nothing proactive to feedback, I'd just like to commentate that any personage who utilizes architect as a verb ought to be returned to an educational institution for further professoring.

    Don't like that? So attorney me.

  102. Read the claims by TopLegal · · Score: 1
    Just a couple of comments.
    1. This patent was actually originally filed on 8 Jan 1993 and there were two intermediately issued patents that should be considered also.
    2. Given the original priority date, to invalidate the patent with certitude, printed publications dated 8 Jan 1992 and earlier should be considered.
    3. To infringe each and every element of the claims would have to be performed.
    4. The method claims (e.g. 20) have 10 or so limitations with non-standard terminology so interpretation will require referring to the specification AND the prosecution history (publically available if you pay to have it copied from the patent office's files).
    5. The more broadly Konrad, et. al., wants the claim read, the more likely older technologies, e.g. FTP/X Windows itself/etc., might invalidate the patent.
  103. Perjury for false claims. by wdavies · · Score: 1

    I think it should be like the DMCA, they have to swear under liability for perjury that there is no existing prior art.

    Then you'll have to be damned sure you've done your homework before you submit one.

    Winton

  104. you all owe me money by code_404 · · Score: 1

    I would just like to inform you all that i have applied for a patent on "a device constructed of organic matter which intakes surrounding atmosphere and then expels it in a modified form to increase ambient carbon dioxide".

    ....I was gonna call them "lungs" but some domain squatting bastard already has lungs.com

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  105. Here's why texas by kiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Allan Konrad, the owner of this patent, is suing GM in Texas (Why Texas? The guy lives in California.)

    In an unrelated news story about Toshiba pulling a dammage-control move by settling a class-action suit in the states, Toshiba vice-president Masaichi Koga was quoted:

    "U.S. law is not the same as elsewhere," Koga said. "The United States and especially Texas are very high risk zones for litigation. We feared that in the worst case this could imperil our company's chances of survival, so we made the extremely hard decision to pay the settlement." [emphasis added]

    Short answer: because he can. Texas is, apparently, known to be a lucrative area for litigation.

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  106. Well i expect you all to pay me now by PXS · · Score: 1

    For you people Freely using the toilet, BAD LUCK. I am now in the process of patenting that, so i will expect a nominal fee of $2 for the use of every toilet world wide. And also Opening doors, i am going to patent that soon, Why you may ask..? because i feel like being a total prick.!!!

  107. About Mr. Konrad by zsazsa · · Score: 1

    After doing a quick web search on his name, Mr. Konrad seems rather interested in patents and copyright in general. Here is a posting that I found interesting: http://www.metalab.unc.edu/patent s/txt/111593.txt

    I don't know what this patent is that he wrote in about, but maybe he was inspred and set out to file an equally obvious patent...
    From the posting: "The most likely reaction is going to be disbelief -- 'How could anyone patent something like that?' "

    zsazsa

  108. Oracle? by Savafan1 · · Score: 1

    From what I've read of this, wouldn't Oracle Applications...and most of the ERP systems also be violating this patent?

  109. Perjury for false trademarks on domains by goingware · · Score: 2
    I don't know about patents, but I do know of someone who is preparing to try to get someone arrested for registering a trademark on a domain name that he owns.

    The creep was working with him as a potential business partner when he suddenly and mysteriously backed out. A few months later my friend did a trademark registration search on the name of the domain this guy was working with him on when he found that this creep had registered my friends domain as his own trademark.

    On the trademark registration form you have to swear under penalty of perjury that you have listed all the potentially similar trademarks that you are aware of. I think simply stealing one that you were previously working with as a partner would count as being aware of it don't you?

    My friend isn't going to fuck around with suing the guy or getting his trademark back. He's just going to put the guy in federal prison.

    How could this story apply to patents?

    Mike

    Tilting at Windmills for a Better Tomorrow.

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    -- Could you use my software consulting serv
  110. Can I patent this? by ptbrown · · Score: 1

    A method of manipulating the digits of a person's hand, such that four of the digits are in the curled, downward configuration, and the third digit is upright and extended, as a means of communicating a message signifying hate, disgust, and anger.

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  111. This patent is an obvious troll by ppanon · · Score: 1

    The patent author isn't just claiming "First Post!", he's saying he invented "POST" first!

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  112. "post" method patented by Sakke · · Score: 1

    IMHO this should not be possible in any situation. think about situation that your daily procedures would get patented: eating, driving a car, buying food.. life would be nice, wouldn't it?

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  113. the claims get better! by cabbey · · Score: 1

    take a look at a few of the last claims...


    22. A method for providing end-user access to a database service on a remote host comprising:


    remotely accessing a database by

    a) initiating a starter client on a local host in response to an indication by an end user of a desire to access the database service;

    opening a program when you double click on it's icon that

    b) sending an access start request from the starter client on the local host to a remote host;

    sends a logon query to

    c) receiving the access start request at the remote host;

    the server

    d) activating a remote object client at the remote host in response to the access start request, wherein the remote object client:

    which spins a thread, to service the request

    1) translates query information received from the local host in a first format from the first format into a database request format;

    by translating from SQL to the native binary query format

    2) issues the database request to a database service;

    does the query,

    3) receives from the database service a response to the database request;

    get the data,

    4) formats the response into a human interface request; and

    puts it together into a response which

    5) issues the human interface request to a human interface server on the local host; and

    it sends back to the client

    e) presenting the human interface from the human interface server to the end user on the local host.

    which puts it into a pretty table or something.

    ok, now how many programs do THAT? and how many of them have been around a LOT longer than 1996?

    but it gets better still....

    23. A computer network for providing end user access to a database, the computer network comprising:

    I'm not even going to read this one to you....

    a plurality of computers, each computer including a user input that includes a keyboard and a pointing device and access input from an end
    user and includes a user output that includes a display that presents output to the end user, the user input and the user output forming a
    graphical user interface, each computer executing software to issue a request to initiate communication with a remote computer and executing
    software to generate commands to the graphical user interface;

    a database located remotely from the plurality of computers and platform independent of each of the plurality of computers, the database
    including a plurality of database entries; and

    a server remotely coupled to the plurality of computers, the server executing software to receive a request to initiate communication from one of
    the computers and, after the communication is initiated, to receive an access request from one of the computers for access to the database and, in
    response to the access request, translating the access request into a format understandable by the database and querying the database for at least
    one of the database entries software executing at the server providing the at least one database entry to the user output of the one of the
    computers.

    24. The computer network of claim 23, wherein the database is resident at the server.

    25. The computer network of claim 23, wherein the database is remote from the servers.


    holly cow. what kinda stones does it take to pattent a friken network....

    and as if that wasn't bad enough... check his other two patents: 5,544,320 and 5,544,320

    Tim was right, the USPTO is a mess.

  114. Prior Art. by RobM9999 · · Score: 1

    All the discussion about prior art made me curious ao I decided to see what I could dig up. Found this hidden in the history files of W3.org. This looks to me to originate 1989-90 and documents the "birth" of the web from my point of view.

  115. The 411 on Allan M Konrad, Berkeley, CA by Czas_na_EB · · Score: 1
    Here's the digits on the man. When contacting Mr. Konrad, please be polite and use your good judgement. ;-P

    From http://cedr.lbl.gov/CEDRStaff.html:

    Allan M. Konrad
    email: konrad@sims.berkeley.edu
    phone: (510) 486-5458
    mail: Mailstop 50B-3238
    Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory
    Berkeley, CA 94720

    From http://www.lbl.gov:

    amkonrad@lbl.gov
    tel. (510) 486 5458
    fax (510) 486 4004

    From Yahoo! People Search:

    konrad@cmsa.berkeley.edu

    Finally, there's also the CEDR admin contact, cedr@lbl.gov, which on the CEDR website lists as directed to Mr Konrad.

    A call to AC (510) Directory Assistance yielded no listing for an Allan M Konrad, Allan Konrad, nor for A M Konrad. Maybe others will have better luck.

    Later.

  116. /. patent office by Awlrich · · Score: 1

    Dear slashdot patent office,
    I would like to submit the following idea as a viable, new and non-obvious idea.

    I envisage a cenralised system for the collection of 'new'[1], 'non-obvious'[2] and 'viable'[3] ideas, such that the person with the idea may be duly credited as the origin of that idea...

    Of course, all applications will have to be scrutinized, to make sure they meet the above three criteria[4], by word[5] and in spirit[6]...

    To facilitate the uptake of this patant I believe that it would be best if legal action could be taken (and supported) against anyone who brakes all or part of one of the listed patents...

    For maximum efficiency, the operation should be run by lawers...

    Yours,
    U. R. Aneadyit

    • [1] meaning, to have been in use world wide for at least five years...
    • [2] meaning, expressable in a complex way, despite actual simplicity...
    • [3] meaning, has the potential to be profitable if used to exploit those using it...
    • [4] as explained in [1], [2] and [3]...
    • [5] meaning, the average reader will not be able to understand the document...
    • [6] meaning, the document may still be used successfully in court...
    • This begs the question, has the patent, and indeed the patent office, been patented???

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  117. Actually, the patent is for something nonexistent by Zigg · · Score: 2

    This paragraph caught my eye:

    One example of a remote access system is shown in U.S. Pat. No. 5,124,909 (Blakely et al., June, 1992). Therein, requester processes run on a local host, and are used to translate local host commands into commands understood by the remote host. Such a system is illustrative of the types of systems which must be continually updated, on local computers, because improvements in information service software result in new versions of such software. These new versions must be obtained, usually including a purchase cost, for and installed on each local computer. This is known as the "software maintenance burden".

    If he thinks he's patenting the Web, then he's very, very mistaken. Last time I checked, I had to continually update my browser. It's not quite as much of one as used to exist in the past, but it's still definitely a "software maintenance burden".

  118. Funny idea by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    We could get together and apply for a bunch of stupid, overly broad patents, then sue the patent office repeatedly for violating them. It would make for great press. :-)

  119. Re:This is an international patent battle by Sharks · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice the 16 car related companies? 10 airlines? 7 hotels? that Lucent, Motorola, and Toshiba are, afaik, primarily hardware companies? Kodak makes cameras? Or what AMR even does?

    Why aren't Apple, Microsoft, AOL (from Netscape), Oracle, and Sun being sued (to name a few)? Do any one of these companies, let alone all of them, have too much money and/or the ability to defend themselves?

    Since you all are asking about prior art, I have a question as well. Did anything happen at Xerox PARC that could be construed as prior art? They had a gui interface, a mouse, a network, printers. I think the computers could talk to each other, and would the printer be considered smart enough, ie the information being requested something like "is there paper available" and the response enough?

    The earliest reference he has is '88. I think if someone could prove PARC as prior, then there is quite a bit of time between that and 1988.

  120. The sky is falling! by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

    "Software patents threaten to devastate America's computer industry."
    Yeah, the software industry is in real trouble--people walking away from their mortgages in the Valley, engineers and coders selling apples in the street because they can't get jobs. Those software patents are sure destroying the modern economy!

  121. His grand scheme by Devine+Intervention · · Score: 1

    Maybe this guy has a patent on posting messages about futile patent issues which waste everybody's time. If that were the case, then this guy could have a bigger plan in the works. ;)

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  122. The claims are what matter! by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

    Many of these posts pick apart the abstract of the patent. But, the claims and _only_ the claims define the scope of the patent! If you want to analyze something, analyze the broadest claim, claim 1: (direct from www.uspto.gov):
    1. A remote access apparatus for providing end-user access through a human interface to a desired remote utility service on a remote host computer, comprising:
    a) a local host computer;
    b) a remote host computer;
    c) a network connection between said local host computer and said remote host computer allowing data transfer therebetween;
    wherein said local host computer further comprises:
    1) a human interface service means, for handling input from, and output to, an end-user;
    2) a human interface server, for mediating requests for human interface services, said requests from human interface clients resident on at least one of said remote host computer and said local host computer, said human interface server operative to process said requests from said human interface clients during normal operation and exception operation; and
    3) a starter client means, for issuing requests to a starter server means on said remote host computer, said requests for initiating interaction with the desired remote utility service on said remote host computer;
    wherein said remote host computer further comprises:
    1) said starter server means, for responding to requests from said starter client means;
    2) a desired remote utility service, resident on said remote host computer and platform-independent of said local host computer;
    3) a remote object client, for issuing requests for human interface services to said human interface server, for issuing requests for said desired remote utility service and for translating a response from said desired remote utility service into a request for human interface services issued to said human interface server; and
    4) a starter service means, for initiating a remote object client indicated by said starter server means.

  123. the letter "A" by crazy_speeder · · Score: 1

    i think i'll patent the letter "A"
    that way, i can charge mega bucks for anyone who will use this amazing letter. one penny for an "A"
    any takers?

    1. Re:the letter "A" by GrassyNoel · · Score: 1

      Heard on the Street (Sesame, that is)...

      Lefty: Would ya like to buy an O? It only costs a nickel.
      Ernie: A NICKEL?
      L: Ssssshh!
      E: A nickel?
      L: Riiiiight!

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  124. I'll bet it's just a joke by fishexe · · Score: 1

    This dude is probably just making fun of Amazon w/ this post thing. And laughing his arse off that ppl are taking it so seriously.
    ==)


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    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

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  125. prior art by Martin+Fitzgearld · · Score: 2

    Can you say "prior art"? I thought you could. Lets look at the abstract for this patent, dated, oh, from 1996: A local host computing system, a remote host computing system as connected by a network, and service functionalities Telnet, telnetd, and the DARPA ARPANet, circa 1981. a human interface service functionality, That would be the telnet client a starter service functionality, The negotitation that happens at the beginning of telnet session to determine your terminal type and a desired utility service functionality, Such as remote access to the UNIX or VMS commands on that other machine on the DARPA ARPANet and a Client-Server-Service (CSS) model is imposed on each service functionality. Telnet won't much work if without a telnet client, a telnetd server, and both being compatible with the appropriate RFCs. Come to think of it, I think the RFCs would be the place to find prior art.