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  1. Re:Who wrote this crap? on Why Consumer Macs Are Enterprise-Worthy · · Score: -1

    I'm a nigger -Token.

  2. re: your sig on Audit Finds FBI Abused Patriot Act · · Score: -1

    re:sig unmount? no such thing. in the world of eunuchs, we leave it in and sleep. ironic, isn't it?

  3. first wireless post on New Report On Municipal Wireless · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    suck it

  4. here's the code on Mr. Ballmer, Show Us the Code · · Score: -1

    #include <stdio.h>

  5. Re:Interface Nazis. on Godwin's Law Invoked in Linus/Gnome Spat · · Score: 5, Funny

    they're only egomaniacs sitting alone in cheap condo in a mid-income neighborhood, "chatting" with others on a Saturday night, likely inside an online game. as you take them to a social setting with women, you see clearly they are just shut-in losers and dorks, and not worth time, conversation, or even recognition of them being alive. let's kill them all. kill them all by throwing the duck sauce packets filling up your fridge from the leftover chineese takeout. throw those packets hard, my friends. they'll break and cover those losers with sweet yellow duck sauce. then the ducks will come to eat that sweet duck sauce. they will try to fly away, but their feet will be stuck in the sauce. they'll lift up the dorks and take them to that island with all the fat ugly people. once we have enough, it'll sink into the ocean and that'll be that. rock the vote!!!

  6. Re:XML on What Will Happen in IT in 2007? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    that's quite funny. now, let me go eat some pussy. and have the sister join in. no, not XML and PERL. the two actual real-life strippers I'll be fucking after they get done sucking my dick while I'm reading slashdot. think I'm kidding? whatever helps you get through the day. later loser.

  7. Re:Of course its expired now... on Forgent Settles JPEG Patent Cases · · Score: -1

    you are either retarded for not understanding the guy you replied to, or have a very bland, shallow, somewhat retarded sence of humor. either way, "swordfishBob" (yeah, I think it's the latter), it must really suck to be you, the fat underpaid anti-social loser fuck that you are.

  8. Re:Why do I... on "DVD Jon" Reverse Engineers FairPlay · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    no, no. despite your ugly attempt at sarcasm, he's right. you are a very ugly fatso with an even uglier wife. very unfortunate for you that jay leno's chin took over your entire face, but being a fatass is only a fault of your own. what's great is since your wife is fucking ugly too, your kids will also be fucking ugly. they will have to settle for an ugly partner and produce some ugly grandchildren. your whole lineage is pretty much guaranteed to be composed of nature's mistakes. Now, I guess once surgery gets advanced enough, one of your children could get that ugly head trimmed down to normal size and score a decent-looking floozy. But, as proven by your bad luck of being born so ugly, the kids will also be ugly. you see, the floozy was ugly too, until she got surgery to get rid of her stretched-out head. in fact, she will be his sister, but after the surgery they won't recognize each other and give you some recessive flipper grandkids. Damn, it sucks to be you.
    now get me some salsa made from ugly-ripe tomatoes. On the vine bitch. None of that plastic-wrapped shit.

  9. my nipples on Computer Analysis Sets NASA History Straight · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    get hard in space. 1stpostal.

  10. Re:Pushing the "porn machine" on OLPC Gets a New Name, New Features · · Score: -1, Troll

    whaaat, like me? go shit out a nigger, fucking dumb piece of ass queef.

  11. Re:just a guess , but... on Visual Radio Coming to India · · Score: -1, Troll

    naah, that's not it. it's the smell. Indian people smell very bad. I don't know if it's that they don't shower or if it's something that just can't be washed off, but it's hard to pass by w/o making a comment.
    I wish they'd smell like spicy salsa, but instead they smell like steaming shit with little chunks of sweet sweet corn in it. I guess I shouldn't expect something that is a walking piece of shit to breeze of fragrance, but couldn't they just cover themselves in absorbent baking soda or something? Or maybe like a full-body douche?

  12. Re:$15 million for a thrill? on Walk in Space for $15 Million (Plus Airfare) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Source please?
    he is the source. but it's nice that you are only able to comprehend by proxy. kind of like having an onion router in your head, huh? you know, the problem with those... much like yourself, quite slow.
    ..as far as money making abilities, well, yes, it absolutely does build one's moneymaking abilities to be reported on the news as the first commercial spacewalk, doing a couple of talk show appearances and tv ads.. not to mention that anyone with that much cash to start off likely has a publicly visible position already, and this is positive press. The source of that rant.. yep, just me. you know, someone who has original thought. unlike you. you're a dumbass. now get me some salsa bitch.

  13. Re:What's the ultimate experience? on Walk in Space for $15 Million (Plus Airfare) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    yes, this is, of course, redundant. seriously, next time, before posting about having your asshole torn by an african gorilla, check and make sure no one else has beat you to the punch. comma.

  14. Re:[blank]-American on The Fine Print On Wiretapping Review · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    no no. the rest of the world uses the term "Americans" when talking about the US citizens. it's just you who doesn't. go outside sometime, check it out. there are trees and birds and stuff.

  15. Re:[blank]-American on The Fine Print On Wiretapping Review · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Since you seem to be quite socially inept, spending most of your time in your mom's basement, so let me explain. While there are other countries on the american continents, the world refers to 'americans' as people from the usa, not the rednecks from canadia, the shit-stained half niggers of brass dill or the hard-working salsa manufacturers of mekhico.

  16. Re:Get dull? on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    bound, such as in "bound by lack of chemistry knowledge?" You mean bonded, I presume, such as in a strong covalent bond with a couple of the atoms below it, providing a single-atom tip? such as has been proven by the edge experimentally proving this? You must either be 12 or have ingested some bad salsa. Fuck off.

  17. Re:Get dull? on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    of course you get modded offtopic. you don't need a car to waste away in mom's basement. do you really think the losers here know anything about cars? they don't even know how to make spicy salsa, for fuck's sake.

  18. Re:Get dull? on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: -1, Troll

    glass has a monomolecular edge. the tip of this is just an element, hence monoatomic. it would get quite dull quite instantly though, as some other posters have pointed out. unless you're cutting something very soft very slowly. something like spicy salsa.

  19. Re:DRM on Homemade iPod Hi-Fi mini · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    of course they are retarded. then again, for people who are not also retarded, like yourself, it doesn't matter. we read at -1.

  20. Re:Here's a nice FAQ on that. on Windows Rootkit Wars Escalate · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    yes... Let me download and run this program the guy provides. It was linked to from /., a trusted source. it's closed-source, and the author states he won't release the source, but hey, that's cool. oh, you need to execute this exe as admin, too. Naah, I think I'll instead go take a bath in some spicy salsa after fucking myself. fairly informative article though, thanks fuckface.

  21. Re:Congratulations; Same old tired argument. on Cambridge Breached the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 0

    375 Oak trails rd., Des Plaines, IL
    come on over loser. too bad for you I bench about 450lbs. come on over.

  22. Re:Long filename horror story on Linux/Mac/Windows File Name Friction · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    better to be a geek than a nigger redneck, ya'll.

  23. Re:Congratulations; Same old tired argument. on Cambridge Breached the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 0

    naah. I make too much and fuck too much to kill myself. I also bench over 3x my weight. I am the result of the species progression. now, where the fuck is my salsa you lazy fuck?

  24. Re:Congratulations; Same old tired argument. on Cambridge Breached the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 0

    good for you for declaring that. you most certainly are. and a bit of a loser as well. learn some english you fucking fucktard. a faggot is a pile of sticks. now get me some salsa, bitch.

  25. Re:Cool on Bone Marrow Cells Repair Heart · · Score: 0

    They weren't as much doing his mom, as having her new york-style taco. With some spicy salsa. AND ALL THE FIXINS.