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  1. Re:Family Provide Our Best Stories on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    Another floppy story I heard a while ago - A user inserted a disk into a 3.5" drive, but couldn't eject it. Turned out they had folded a 5.25" disk in half twice and crammed it in there. Seems a little far-fetched to me, but kinda funny.

    In 2000 I was working in a cd-rom development department and gave a CD to a client services person to QC it.. he looked at his PC with a confused look on his face then proceeded to stick the CD into the space between the cd-rom drive and the cover for the empty bay beneath it

  2. I for one... on Ants Used For Mind-Controlled Robotic Limbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    found this article very interesting

  3. Re:Iran? Uh huh ... yeah on US Tests New Missile Defense · · Score: 1

    AMEN! uh, i mean.. RIGHT ON!

  4. Re:Its... on US Tests New Missile Defense · · Score: 4, Funny

    U.S. Shoots Downs Missile in Simulation of Long-Range Attack

    I don't care how good the cause is.. Killing mentally challenged missiles for testing purposes is just wrong

  5. Re:One word! on Black Mesa Nearing Completion, Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    After the full version was released, when I try to play the demo, I get a message that says "A locked copy of L4D demo has already been installed on your computer. Purchase it now and start playing immediately!"
    I bought the game, but I'm kind of disappointed in valve for doing that. They should just let people run their own demo servers. You'd think they'd want to keep the demo around to keep bringing in new players.

  6. Re:17 extensions?? on Google Chrome Tops Browser Speed Tests · · Score: 1

    Do your websites look something like this? http://www.martinsburgpd.org/
    If so, I can understand your confusion.

  7. Re:Not a suprise to anyone who has tried Chrome on Google Chrome Tops Browser Speed Tests · · Score: 1

    Even IE has that. I'm assuming you've never used noscript

  8. Re:Well, so if the fabric never gets wet - on New Nanotech Fabric Never Gets Wet · · Score: 1

    the water gets fabricked

  9. Re:Is this a good idea? on New Nanotech Fabric Never Gets Wet · · Score: 1

    so.. what if you get dirt on it?

  10. Re:Fine but you have to use Azureus on Researchers Latch Onto BitTorrent To Spot Connection Problems · · Score: 2, Funny

    sorry, but.. pebkac

  11. Re:Urine is safe to drink UNFILTERED, philistines! on Drinking Coffee From a Cup In Space · · Score: 1

    you do realize you're the only person that has said anything about it being dirty?

  12. Re:Uncle Owen? on Machine Condenses Drinking Water Out of Thin Air · · Score: 2, Funny

    the problem is that it uses three 1000W light bulbs worth of power

  13. Re:sssss on Nuke Site Converted Into Green Data Center · · Score: 2, Funny

    especially when rods are mentioned in the same sentence *teeheehee*

  14. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? on Identifying People By Odor As Effective As Fingerprinting · · Score: 1

    right after this photo was taken, they just switched positions

  15. Re:Seagate and Quantumfunkel on The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    I hear ya... I used to repair all the Oce copiers at a university. The introduction in the Oce service manuals had kind of a funny statement.. something like "Our goal is not to produce a product that is free of service calls" basically, it went onto say the machines *should* break down every once in a while, but service calls should be fairly quick.
    Of course everyone knows that parts/service is big business, but to see it stated in the manual like that was kind of funny.

  16. Re:But is data recovery for real? on The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    What's the disadvantages of the free trial?

    It shows you what it can recover, then threatens to delete it all forever unless you pay for the software

  17. Re:The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives on The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, that's the same sound a terabyte of porn makes when it disappears forever.

  18. Re:Instant Cut Priveleges on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 1

    When did they hold the Special Olympics in Atlanta?

  19. Re:Just what we needed.. on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 1

    that was great!

  20. Re:Queuing in Italy on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 1

    Mexico too... At least in the areas I've visited (mainly in Guanajuato). If you leave the smallest gap in front of you in a line, someone will inevitably just walk up to the line and squeeze in.. And nobody really seems to mind. People down there generally aren't in much of a hurry to do anything it seems.

  21. Re:Electronic Asshats on EA Recommends Hilarious Work-Around For RA3 CD-Key · · Score: 1

    I thought it was because you actually have the nerve to flirt with women, unlike most guys on /. who can barely make eye contact, let alone flirt. I don't blame them.. girls are icky!

  22. back in my day.... on Game Makers Accusing Innocent People of Piracy In the UK · · Score: 1

    Some of them are senior citizens who don't know what a game is

    "Back in my day, we didn't have these fancy "games".. we played with dirt! and we liked it!"

  23. Re:completely translucent on Samsung's New Carbon Nanotube Color E-Paper · · Score: 1

    I thought that statement sounded kind of strange too, but one of the definitions for translucent there is "clear; transparent"

  24. Re:Improper disclosure? on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: 3, Funny

    Logging in and poking around is like seeing the open fly and reaching in to see what you can find on the other side.

    Maybe we should just stick to car analogies. This one is starting to become quite weirdly uncomfortable.

  25. no ordinary office... on Bill Gates Founds New "Think Tank" Company · · Score: 1

    At the same time, it's no ordinary office space. Visitors say it's fully stocked with Microsoft technologies, including a Surface tabletop computer with a virtual guestbook application.

    wow. fancy.