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  1. Monkeys throwing poo on RIAA Backs Down Again in Chicago · · Score: 3, Funny

    The RIAA seems to have a problem making things stick in the Windy City.

    Well, there's only so mush shit you can throw at a wall before it stops sticking.

  2. Re:It shouldn't work... on Hacked DX10 for Windows Appears · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen 2 posts so far where you state that Vista has some superior "resource management" that will make a massive difference in between it and XP.

    From my personal experience with Vista, everything runs slower than on XP. Identical binaries, identical versions, Vista is slower.

    Why should DirectX 10 be any different?

  3. Re:Physics is a bitch isn't it on French Train Breaks Speed Record · · Score: 1

    I assume he means acceleration at 1G horizontal, in addition to the vertical 1G from gravity.

    So it'd be like a net acceleration of sqrt(2) G's at a 45 degree angle coming out of your feet. Or I'm wrong, I suck at vector addition.

  4. Re:Well, of course it doesn't! on FBI Says Paper Trails Are Optional · · Score: 1

    Silly citizens.

    Civil rights are for terrorists!

  5. Re:I vent my crack in your general direction on Microsoft Cracking Open the Door To OSS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Son, seems like you've got a crack problem there. You should get some caulk and stick it up in that crack, seal it up nice and tight. You seem like you know your way around caulk, so I'll leave you to whatever kind you prefer.

    (note: for the joke to be properly enjoyed, mispronounce 'caulk')

  6. OMG MyDOOM! on Data Storing Bacteria Could Last Millennia · · Score: 0

    This really gives new meaning to the term "computer virus."

  7. Re:Not surprising on U.S. Copyright Lobby Out of Touch · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I thought we were an autonomous collective.

  8. Re:Serious mod abuse here on Kansas Adopts New Science Standards · · Score: 2, Funny

    The extremists have mod points, apparently.

  9. Re:Say it with potatos on Space Potato Hits the Streets · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I was buying the gf jewelry like a sucker, when I could have been getting her tubers.

    Isn't the goal of giving jewelry now to give her the tuber later?

  10. Re:Religion on Two Ways Not To Handle Free Speech · · Score: 1

    That's awesome.

    Can I be your disciple?

    Hooray for the Church of Sanity!

  11. Re:Chairs? on MS Seeks Patent For Repossessing School Computers · · Score: 1

    Same method, except you throw the electrified chair at them whenever they don't do what you want.

  12. Re:Dellintel AMD on Dell's Intel Bias Caused By Under the Table Cash? · · Score: 1

    It's the "momentum" of big business, so to speak. Something as big as Dell can't just turn on a dime. They'll probably start switching back to Intel because of Core 2, and in 3 years when they actually do it, AMD will be back on top.

  13. COMPARISONISTICS! on Scientists Unveil Most Dense Memory Circuit Ever Made · · Score: 5, Funny

    The cell is capable of storing a file the size of the United States' Declaration of Independence with room left over. Yeah, but how many 747s does it weigh? ...no, wait, how many Sears Towers is its height?

    Damn, none of my vague comparisons fit...

    WAIT! How many angels can dance on it? That one is for small stuff, right?
  14. Re:Vaginal Trauma on HP Disables VT On Some Intel Laptops · · Score: 2, Funny

    <GENERIC COMMENT ABOUT SLASHDOTTERS NOT GETTING LAID>
    Wouldn't you have to move out of Mom's basement to have a wife?

    </GENERIC COMMENT ABOUT SLASHDOTTERS NOT GETTING LAID>
  15. Re:YAWN! Capacitor FUD on Solid Capacitor Motherboards Introduced · · Score: 1

    I'd buy them.

    I've had to replace the electrolytic caps on motherboards many times now due to explosion, leaking, etc. If this'll keep me from having to do that again, I'll do it.

  16. Re:Deep Freeze on NYT Security Tip - Choose Non-Microsoft Products · · Score: 1

    We had Deep Freeze on some computers at the high school I went to. It makes the computers slow as piss because there's a lot more disk access (for some reason - can't remember why right now) and it's trivial to bypass if you have a DOS/Linux boot disk.

    See this "1337 dud3" for more information. Informative, even if it sounds like a 13-year-old on AIM. ("LOLZ I HAX0RED j00 WIT T3H SUB7 LOLZ!")

  17. Re:Article 5 - Freedom of Expression on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    That's really interesting. The German constitution explicitly says "There shall be no censorship." However, laws exist in Germany that prohibit the use of Nazi-related symbolism and the accompanying phrases. How do they reconcile that seeming cognitive dissonance?

    Note: IANANN (I Am Not A Neo-Nazi, just a dirty hippie), I just believe that holding certain words and phrases as "taboo" because they were associated with certain unsavory people or activities is stupid. The word/symbol isn't the problem, the activity and intent behind the word/symbol is.

  18. Re:Oh come on now... on 9th Annual AUV Competition Results · · Score: 1

    http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5082/bleeder0wq .jpg

    Who the FUCK cuts an APPLE into their ARM?

    Jesus, i understand kernel panics and BSoD's can be depressing, but i've never had the urge to carve "Oops, Kernel Panic" into my fucking skin.

  19. lol pwned on Judge Bans Thompson from LA Videogame Case · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good to see the rest of the world recognizing his abject insanity.

  20. Re:Just wow. on The 360 - Online, Japan, HD-DVD · · Score: 1

    FUD is an acronym that, fully expanded, is Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.

    It is used to desribe situations where people will write things that technically are true but blown way out of proportion in order to scare other people into going along with their latest and greatest idea. (ZOMG XBOX SUX! IT EETS BABIES!!! WE MUST BOYCOTZORS TEH MICRO$UCK!!!)

    (disclaimer: i don't like the 360 or microsoft. they are both ugly, overrated giants that blow way too much hot air for my preferences)

  21. Re:Details? on Intel Pushes Back with Xeon 5100 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The other neat thing about FB-DIMM, from what I've heard, is the socket changes in AMD models every time they implement a new memory technology will no longer be necessary because the FB-DIMM pinouts don't change.

  22. Re:Details? on Intel Pushes Back with Xeon 5100 · · Score: 1

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.asp?Subm it=ENE&N=2010170147+1052121731&Subcategory=147&des cription=&srchInDesc=&minPrice=&maxPrice=

    A 1GB FB-DIMM of Crucial DDR2 533 is $147.99
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82 E16820146584

    Another stick of the same RAM from Crucial in traditional format is about $110, although this is OEM, so it's probably a little cheaper.
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82 E16820161400

    It's not that horrible of a difference, especially considering that the FB-DIMM is ECC and buffered, while the other stick is ECC unbuffered (I couldn't find a stick of normal DDR2 that was marked "fully buffered," maybe someone else could do better than me)

  23. Re:if you'd like to contact them on-line: on Broadcast Flag Sneaking in the Back Door · · Score: 1

    Just sent Mr. Rockefeller a message.

    Transmission Follows:
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    Dear Senator Rockefeller,
    I am a computer technician at WVU. I am also a computer geek. Like most computer geeks, I don't like when my electronics don't work. There is a portion of S.2686 that regards a mandatory "broadcast flag" for television and radio transmissions. The purpose of this flag is to force any recording device to not record a program that contains this flag. I am a firm believer in the concept of fair use. This portion of the bill would essentially kill the fair use of VCR's, Tivo, and other recording devices I am very fond of. Please, please, please don't let the entertainment industry screw us over. They can make plenty of money without this sort of cheating.

    Thank you,
    Adam Dorsey
    ---

    Everyone whose Senators are listed should do this. At least we can legitimately say we did our part.

  24. Re:Bullshit statistics on Browsers Fighting to Keep up with the Web · · Score: 3, Informative

    From the article: 'Already, IE has seen its U.S. market share on Windows computers drop to 90 percent from 97 percent two years ago, according to tracking by WebSideStory. Firefox's share has steadily increased to 9 percent, with Opera's negligible despite its innovations.

    The statistics in the article specifically reference Windows.

  25. Pen what? on Microsoft Says Vista Most Secure OS Ever · · Score: 1

    In turn, the company has employed black hat hackers for what is called a penetration, or pen, test team.

    So, if they go through fourteen teams, will the next one be the Pen15 team?