User: __michikal

Re:Much ado about nothing?

On: Continued Opposition To Laptops in Schools

I just got into high school. In my old school, we had laptops (I'm using mine). Thing is, the immature kids in the class would play games and look at porn that don't need the Internet. It was a bitch for the teachers to keep track of. And my entire grade had only sixteen people in it. When you get to more widely known schools, it gets even worse.

Re:Is it credible?

On: Network Card for Gamers - Uses Linux to Reduce Lag

"Effin' A, Cot, effin' a."

Re:The birth of a new acronym:

On: The Sharpest Object Ever Made

Super hard tip? You mean a penis, right?

Re:This one is going to...

On: Lens That Writes on Both HD-DVD and Blu-Ray

Pfft. Why'd they want to make billions when they can make . . . MILLIONS?!

Re:WGA?

On: EU Fines for Microsoft Approved, Off the Record

• MS execs who try to enter any of a several countries face arrest at the border.
• The UK parliament (of "parliamentary supremacy" fame) passes a law seizing Microsoft's UK assets, revoking MS's copyrights, and allocating a bunch of money for developing a secure alternative to _all_ Microsoft software (noting that MS has no copyrights anymore, so not everything has to be written from scratch). Other countries follow suit. This may be unconstitutional in some countries, but by the time the court case finishes, it will be too late.
• Within the span of a month, more money than MS has is devoted specifically to eliminating the "Microsoft Threat".
• Confidence in Microsoft is completely lost worldwide. Game over.
• Someone in Redmond yells, "Who the hell authorized that??".
• Chairs are airborne.

• ????
• Profit!

Re:buzzword bingo

On: Next Step in ISP Control Panels?

As if /. readers would have somebody to share a bed with.

P.P.S.

On: Earth's Temperature at Highest Levels in 400 Years

Can I have lube an a camera?

Pfft.

On: Lawyers Ordered to Play RPS to Settle Dispute

Play a game of speed Mario.

What about . . .

On: Games Seized Following Murder

. . . a gamer who plays Hitman?

Re:charge 'em

On: Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User?

. . . Insightful? WTF.

If Apple did this . . .

On: Microsoft Tool To Help Users Avoid Typo Domains

Then I bet you'd be applauding them for the ingenuity of such a device.

Re:netcrap confirms it

On: Xbox 360 Backup Discs Bootable

Your irony, however, is not dying.

Re:Similar article on the BBC

On: Google's CEO Clears the Air

OMG! 'Tis a dreaded DUPE !

Re:History lesson

On: French Parliament Fights iPod and iTunes

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

Re:History lesson

On: French Parliament Fights iPod and iTunes

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

Re:Blank passwords

On: Microsoft to Publish Blue Hat Findings

Don't like it, don't cry about it.

Re:What a stupid article title! Family gaming is f

On: Adult Gamers and Their Ulterior Motives for Gaming

The adults want to play video games! OMGOMG! They're gonna infect da chil'ens!

Re:I only play for one reason....

On: Adult Gamers and Their Ulterior Motives for Gaming

And if he does this before you get the game?