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  1. Re:Finally! on Robots Enter Fukushima Reactor Building · · Score: 1

    With all the stories of robots invented by Japanese over time, I am surprised they weren't doing this on day 2 after the event.

    The problem wasn't a lack of robots, it was a lack of angsty teenagers to pilot them.

  2. Re:On the other hand... on Judge Rules Games Are "Expressive Works" · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the hookers all looked like a judge's wife, I'd want a refund.

  3. Re:Yes, it looks like crap on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: 5, Funny
    "No one wants to see tall blue Elvish Ewoks."

    For a moment there I read this comment as "No one wants to see tall blue Elvis Ewoks", and I was about to argue most vehemently that that's exactly what I do want to see in a movie.

  4. Re:I am going to kill myself on AOL Picking Up Journalists Shed By Conventional Media · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, AOL patronises you.

  5. Alaksan Bob on Alaskan Blob Is an Algae Bloom · · Score: 5, Funny

    For some reason I initially read the headline as "Alaksan Bob", and assumed it was going to be about Sarah Palin's replacement.

    Mind you, she probably can see this blob from her house...

  6. In space... on ISS Launches First Permanent Node of "Interplanetary Internet" · · Score: 1

    In space, no-one can hear you get Rickrolled...

  7. Re:As a CFO once told me on The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did he used to go to the watch repair shop and tell them "My time machine is broken"?

  8. Re:Takedown? on Bohemian Rhapsody On Old Hardware · · Score: 1

    For a moment there I thought you were calling the grandparent fat...

  9. Re:What I want to know... on Alaska's Mt. Redoubt Has Erupted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can Governor Sarah Palin see it happening from her house?

    I'd always assumed that her lair was in the volcano...

  10. Re:The real new threat from ISP's on Obama Picks Net Neutrality Backer As FCC Chief · · Score: 1

    Thanks to recent efforts by the RIAA/MPAA, the threat now isn't just that ISP's will throttle P2P, it's that they will outright BLOCK it (and any sites related to it). Their counterpart in the UK has already succeeded in this effort with most of their ISP's...

    No they haven't. I don't know of a single UK ISP that blocks BitTorrent (although thottling is commonplace, and not just on P2P traffic): http://azureuswiki.com/index.php/Bad_ISPs#United_Kingdom

  11. Re:Please forward this to 25 people... on A Quantitative Study of How Memes Spread · · Score: 1

    Didn't you get the letter?

  12. Re:Perhaps on Could Fake Phishing Emails Help Fight Spam? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they could hire some kind of outside contractor - with an extensive botnet and lots of spam-sending experience - at some ridiculous fee!

    I hear MediaSentry aren't very busy at the moment...

  13. Re:Should I sell my Apple shares? on Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll either be that or the iMortal.

  14. Filter != Block on Australia To Block BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    Despite the article headline here, it appears that the plan is to filter certain items of "objectionable" content, rather than outright block peer-to-peer traffic.

    Of course, this doesn't make the entire concept of filtering that is currently going on in Australia any less ridiculous (particular in terms of P2P and BitTorrent), but we might as well at least discuss what they're doing in the correct terms.

  15. Re:BSOD on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Considering it's a customised Windows-based solution, I would hope that they've at least made it the Yellow Submarine of Death.

  16. Re:Bad news for Micron? on Governments Preparing To Bail Out DRAM Makers · · Score: 1

    By making cars?

  17. Re:You need to explain on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 1

    How about "humour"?

    Oops, sorry, "humor".

  18. Re:Circle of Life on This Is the Way the World Ends · · Score: 3, Funny

    You do realise how much trouble posting the Scientology creation story here is going to cause, don't you?

  19. Re:Great! on Black Mesa Nearing Completion, Trailer Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure this game will sell well

    Err.... It's free. It isn't being released by Valve either.

  20. Re:Sleep time on Astronaut Loses Tools While Performing an EVA · · Score: 1

    It's not so bad once someone "loses" the alarm clock in space.

  21. Re:It's obvious.... on Internet Co-inventor Vint Cerf Endorses Obama · · Score: 1

    Vint Cerf hasn't read Obama's technology page.

    Have you?

    http://www.barackobama.com/issues/technology/

    Obama's page still mentions support for network neutrality (even if it isn't quite as cut and dried as we might like):

    Barack Obama strongly supports the principle of network neutrality to preserve the benefits of open competition on the Internet.

  22. A simple solution for RealNetworks on In Response To Restraining Order, Real Networks Pulls RealDVD · · Score: 1

    There's one really easy and completely legal way that RealNetworks can get around this restraining order, and tha Buffering...

  23. Re:So? on UK Gov't To Require ID Cards For Some Foreign Residents · · Score: 1

    Is this really a big deal? What's wrong with carrying an ID card?

    I think the issue for many of us (living in the UK as I do) isn't so much that we don't want an ID card as it is that we don't trust the current government with using them (and the data they contain) properly. This is the government that has seen various agencies lose and fail to secure vast amounts of personal data on the one hand, and on the other increased exponentially the ways in which they can monitor and survey everything we do.

    ID cards would certainly have their uses, but right now we don't have a government we can trust to deploy and use them properly.

  24. Didn't the Bee Gees write a song about this? on Shadow Analysis Could Spot Terrorists · · Score: 1

    "You can tell by the way I move and walk I'm a terrorist, no time to talk..."

  25. Re:I love the Intelligence service! on BBC Profiles Extradited Cracker Gary McKinnon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I propose either the deletion of /., or the replacement of us all with bots endlessly spouting memes.

    I'm a meme spouting bot, you insensitive clod!