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A Quantitative Study of How Memes Spread

rememberclifford writes "A survey of about 3,000 people who were tagged in a '25 Random Things About Me' note on Facebook found that memes spread through social networks in a remarkably similar way as diseases do. A biologist who looked at the data says that '"25 Things" authors can be seen as "contagious" under what's known as a "susceptible-infected-recovered" model for the spread of disease,' with a propagation factor of 0.27 in this case. But like an infection, the whole thing died out as quickly as it exploded once the number of 'victims' — people who were willing to write 25 things about themselves — was depleted." The '25 Things' meme was at least as annoying as a light flu.

219 comments

  1. They should have surveyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    over 9,000.

    1. Re:They should have surveyed by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In Soviet Russia, memes spread YOU!

    2. Re:They should have surveyed by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the "25 Things" meme was akin to a light flu, then the damn Soviet Russia meme must be like the virus from 28 Days Later.

      I only hope that it too causes the host to eventually die of starvation.

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    3. Re:They should have surveyed by kbrasee · · Score: 1

      What, 9,000?!?!

    4. Re:They should have surveyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in b4 404!

    5. Re:They should have surveyed by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was thinking more like malaria. Every time you think you're "better" it's just gone into a quiescent phase--it always comes back.

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    6. Re:They should have surveyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, starvation dies of memes.

    7. Re:They should have surveyed by Squeeonline · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia memes spread you!

      Apologies. I'll get my coat.

    8. Re:They should have surveyed by nazsco · · Score: 1

      I accidentally the whole 25, is this bad?

    9. Re:They should have surveyed by ultranova · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, you die of starvation!

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    10. Re:They should have surveyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      what, 9000!?

    11. Re:They should have surveyed by CompMD · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia damns YOU!

    12. Re:They should have surveyed by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      Wow. You get +4 funny and the great-grandparent gets buried under rubble and given -1 overrated and -1 redundant. :P

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    13. Re:They should have surveyed by thefekete · · Score: 1

      It appears that someone may, or may not have shit on the coats.

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    14. Re:They should have surveyed by Squeeonline · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have to go after the old Memes to get my mod points back after making some very bad comments.

    15. Re:They should have surveyed by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      My point is he made the exact same joke with the exact same wording :p

      Re: (Score:-1, Redundant) by GigaHurtsMyRobot (1143329)
      In Soviet Russia, memes spread YOU!

      Re: (Score:5, Funny) by Squeeonline (1323439)
      In Soviet Russia memes spread you!

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    16. Re:They should have surveyed by Squeeonline · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, memes favour me!

    17. Re:They should have surveyed by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1
      1. fleshlight support chat
      2. ???
      3. profit.

      /one ticket. one way. Hell. Aisle seat, please.

    18. Re:They should have surveyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200M Get

    19. Re:They should have surveyed by beav007 · · Score: 1

      s/memes/mods/

    20. Re:They should have surveyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is a felchlight, anyway?

    21. Re:They should have surveyed by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      --it always comes back.

      What you say!!

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  2. Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by fprintf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think the Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell explained how this happens well. He said there are three rules for this kind of spreading of fads... the law of the few, stickiness factor and the power of context.

    I won't repeat it all, however it seems to me that the best memes have a few central people, with lots of friends, who spread it around. Malcolm spends a great deal of time giving examples of how fads and trends all start by getting to one of these well connected communicators. His first example is of Paul Revere.

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    1. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Informative

      Great book overall, but perhaps a little flawed.

      He explained the spread of the Hush Puppy shoes by supposing it was started by a bunch of youths in New York City. He then concluded it was spread by viral marketing by such kids. Total circular logic with no evidence. Again, good book but it could have used a little more evidence to support its claims.

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    2. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to be a critic when you have no other skills.

      Pointing out that 2+2 does not equal 5 does not require any special demonstration on my part beyond pointing out that your math sucks.

    3. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      however, you have to admire anyone who can convince you that 2+2 could be 5

    4. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you hear, did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere!
      Gandhi has ADD!
      Incurable disease... you get it from toilet seats.

    5. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      It's even easier to not be a critic when you have no other skills, though.

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    6. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by psydeshow · · Score: 1

      Malcom Gladwell is a meme.

      There, you've been inoculated. Live long and prosper.

    7. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hrm... interesting point. I found an insightful lecture on this very topic not so long ago that allegorized the concept of the "well connected individual".

      Turns out that about 3% of the world's population create effects that the other 97% just talk about...

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    8. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      2+2=5 for significantly large values of 2.

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    9. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      or sufficiently small values of 5

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    10. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Or sufficiently screwed up definitions of "equal".

    11. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by pacificleo · · Score: 0

      Tipping Point was over simplification of whole meme spreading process . its more of a post facto analysis and less of a "How to start a meme" guide. A better book for the same purpose IMHO is Crossing The Chasm by Geff Moore . a little old but basic premise is still sound . Galswell's work enables you to talk about the Word of mouth /meme and stuff . talk in cocktail party but if you have to engineer a meme for living it fails .

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    12. Re:Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell by kayditty · · Score: 0

      yeah. I love Big Brother.

  3. Annoying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't feel this was particularly annoying. I'm "friends" with quite a few people I don't know, and reading people's seems a pretty decent way of quickly getting to know someone, and what they're like. Similar to those "Where would you be right now if you had the choice" profiles on dating sites.

    1. Re:Annoying? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "Similar to those "Where would you be right now if you had the choice" profiles on dating sites."

      Is the next question "And why aren't you there? You only get one life you know".
      People self limit in these things in such a weird way.

    2. Re:Annoying? by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      It could be a lot worse. I got rick-rolled yesterday. Hadn't happened in so long that I clicked a link without looking at where it was going first.

    3. Re:Annoying? by Reapman · · Score: 1

      I agree.. I thought it was something fun to do, I didn't feel a lot of pressure like I had to do this or someones dog somewhere would die or something. Normally I ignore these but eh.. not like I put anything up there that I wouldn't mind any of my friends knowing.

      Granted I also didn't send it out to a "full" 25. Just people i thought might be interested in it.

      Frankly although I found it very interesting I think this article went a little TOO indepth, but I imagine if your into marketing it might be useful.

      What I'd like to know is what the hell those new "like" buttons are supposed to be used for.

    4. Re:Annoying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...? How else are you supposed to see what's in the link? Blindly pass it off to one of your lesser 'friends' and see how they react?
      Remind me never to click a link from you, random internet stranger, it might be from another internet stranger!

    5. Re:Annoying? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I'm "friends" with quite a few people I don't know

      Umm... why???

    6. Re:Annoying? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Is the gibberish url the always the same?

    7. Re:Annoying? by Doggabone · · Score: 1

      I'm "friends" with quite a few people I don't know

      Umm... why???

      There are networks of value that don't include our friends. Fans of bands, union members, grassroots advocacy - many sorts of connections are viable with people you don't know. Look up "Granovetter, The strength of weak ties" for a significantly more interesting viewpoint on social networking.

  4. How does this compare to email memes? by txoof · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "25 Things" meme reminded me of the chain emails that were ever so popular in the early to mid 90s. I wonder how the "rate of infection" on face book compares to a similar meme delivered by email. Specifically, I wonder if the public nature of "25 Things" invitations on facebook enhance its ability to be transmitted from one victim to another. Email is generally read in a very private way, where facebook invitations happen in front of your entire (online) social network.

    Any thoughts on this?

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    1. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I got tagged to write a "25 thing" note fairly late in the game. I was mostly interested in seeing if I would get tagged at all. Once I did though, I was able to resist the urge to actually post it.

      There's enough crap about me on FB already if anyone is actually interested.

    2. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by Neko-kun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So would you say the Facebook spread is like the flu while email is like VD?

    3. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say not. The state of Texas believed Barrack Obama is a Muslim at a rate double the rest of the country (~20% vs ~10%). The Texans I know were getting it spread exclusively through e-mail. The e-mail vector is at least as "contagious" as Facebook, if not more so. More people have e-mail accounts than Facebook accounts. Many people have multiple e-mail accounts and no Facebook account, including me.

      (Incidentally, the Texans I know no longer believe Barrack Obama is a Muslim, solely on the basis that he used his left hand to sign his inauguration papers.)

    4. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Incidentally, the Texans I know no longer believe Barrack Obama is a Muslim, solely on the basis that he used his left hand to sign his inauguration papers.

      But doesn't that make him Satanic? I don't get it.

    5. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by nazsco · · Score: 1

      OMFG! a satanic muslin!

    6. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently Satanic is better than Muslim, to them. Just like a gay politician is better than an atheist politician.

      Don't try to analyze it. It will just make your head explode.

    7. Re:How does this compare to email memes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's enough crap about me on FB already if anyone is actually interested."

      Don't worry, no one is.

  5. It's like the author... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...never heard of it being called 'viral' for this explicit reason.

    Is this a Rick Romano report?

  6. So facebook spreads disease. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always suspected there was something infectious about facebook..

    It seems to follow the herpes model too. Once you got it. It's forever!

    1. Re:So facebook spreads disease. by Paralizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I first became aware of this during the act of using Facebook. A profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly -- loss of essence. I can assure you it has not reoccurred. Facebook would sense my power and they would seek the life essence. I have since closed my account and I now deny them my essence.

    2. Re:So facebook spreads disease. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1 Precious Bodily Fluids

    3. Re:So facebook spreads disease. by Squeeonline · · Score: 2, Funny

      All you needed to do was to mediate to regain your mana.

      Or mutter some badly pronounced Latin then eat some chocolate. Seems to work in Harry Potter books. And books are never wrong.

    4. Re:So facebook spreads disease. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no...

      What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... hence why I no longer have herpies!

    5. Re:So facebook spreads disease. by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      All you needed to do was to mediate to regain your mana.

      Unfortunately no one was arguing around him at the time.

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  7. 25 things was extremely wide-spread. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I got tagged by about three friends who were not in contact with each other. A nice demonstration for the Small World hypothesis.

    1. Re:25 things was extremely wide-spread. by raffnix · · Score: 1

      A nice demonstration for the Small World hypothesis.

      Maybe you just have friends who click on all the "your friend XXX has just added the YYY application, if you want to see how your ZZZ compares to his, click here". To see anything similar to a "small world" you would need a small diameter, yet a large clustering coefficient. Something like "Mark Zuckerberg is a friend of my friend's friend" and 80% of my friends are friends as well.

  8. Easy. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Someone posts something that's funny because it involves shared cultural reference and experience for that community.
    2. It gets modded up +5 funny.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:Easy. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In Soviet Russia, memes spread you!

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    2. Re:Easy. by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nothing is funnier about '25 things' than what Linus himself wrote in his blog, reproduced here for your convenience, in its entirety:

      1. I get bored really easily.

    3. Re:Easy. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      25 reasons to read Linus' blog:

      1. Because you get bored really easily.

    4. Re:Easy. by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the flip side, when I wrote mine, I added...

      26. I sometimes don't know when to stop.

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    5. Re:Easy. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're the man now, Dog!

    6. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punch the keys, for God's sake!

    7. Re:Easy. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      You must frog jump the vent core! Hurry, before it's too--[CORE DUMP]

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  9. Don't click the link! by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's a trap!

  10. The real victims by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    were those of us who kept having those stupid "25 things" posts pop up on our facebook home page from people we hardly know...

    1. Re:The real victims by DikSeaCup · · Score: 0

      You know, when it comes to Facebook, there's a twisting of the definition of "friend". Are those people "we hardly know" really "friends"?

      As the tech guy for a Library who made the logon accounts for everyone, even the Graduate Assistants (many of which I could never put faces to names or even saw most of the time) would find me due to me being "friends" with a Library coworker. I've found it hard, really, to say "no" to any of these people ...

      Add to that the Library staff (or worse, former staff) that I don't really like, that ask me for Friend status ...

      If I ever won the Lottery (yes, I know, odds and all that) I'd be defriending so many people the next time I hopped on Facebook ... Oh, to have the money that would ease the guilt of being an asshole ...

    2. Re:The real victims by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      I agree. I have almost 200 FB "friends" (I know that's not many in Facebook terms), but I'm REALLY friends with maybe 10 of them. Maybe. Most are coworkers, acquaintances, friends of friends, etc. I wouldn't mind hanging out with most of them in a social situation, but I wouldn't necessarily call them "friends" in the basic sense of the word.

    3. Re:The real victims by phosphorylate+this · · Score: 1

      So what your saying is Facebook should have a downgrade button so you can rank people.

      Then come monday morning 190 of your "Friends" would get a little: -1 you've just lost a Friend message. That is so mean, what fun you could have...

    4. Re:The real victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's been taking up valuable space and crowding out all the good quality Facebook content.

  11. Out of my peripheral vision by internerdj · · Score: 1

    The word memes looks alot like herpes. I've learned alot from this article, like not to skim the slashdot headlines.

    1. Re:Out of my peripheral vision by Squeeonline · · Score: 1

      The word memes looks alot like herpes. I've learned alot from this article, like not to skim the slashdot headlines.

      No chance of one of those ever being spread on by /.ers. *ducks*

  12. Technically it's an STI by onion2k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Males will only have filled it in and passed it on if it was sent to them by a girl they want to sleep with, so it's more like some sort of sexually transmitted infection than flu.

    1. Re:Technically it's an STI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean STD.

    2. Re:Technically it's an STI by digitig · · Score: 1

      You mean STD.

      "Subscriber Trunk Dialling"? Who uses dial-up for Facebook?

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    3. Re:Technically it's an STI by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, we doctors are calling them STI's now because infection is more accurate a word than "disease". Not everyone who is infected manifests the symptoms (the disease), but they are still infected.

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    4. Re:Technically it's an STI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ho-hum. So the use of 'STI' is spreading.

    5. Re:Technically it's an STI by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, and it sounds like less of a taboo too! Almost cool. "Dude, I just got the latest STI." "Your computer must be so fast now!" "Yeah..." *scratch scratch*

    6. Re:Technically it's an STI by Squeeonline · · Score: 1

      No, we doctors are calling them STI's now because infection is more accurate a word than "disease". Not everyone who is infected manifests the symptoms (the disease), but they are still infected.

      But when men get the disease/infection, it's 10 times worse.

      And this is coming from a guy. When we are down, we are out!

    7. Re:Technically it's an STI by phosphorylate+this · · Score: 1

      Your a doctor and THAT is your sig? Please tell me your not using slashdot to record experimental subject data.

    8. Re:Technically it's an STI by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your a doctor and THAT is your sig?

            Yes. Physicians are humans too. I'm sorry if you don't like my sense of humor - my sig exists to show the world I am anything but politically correct. However no REAL puppies are ever harmed. I like puppies... (They are especially good with mustard?)

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  13. Was? by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's just hit here. I've had two copies of it in the last 24 hours, one of which was from someone who really should know better, and I'm expecting a swarm.

    That's more of a chain letter, though; a meme that explicitly instructs that it be copied onward. That's nothing new, we've had chain letters for a hundred years or more, and religions for millennia. That's cheating. I'd be interested in seeing a study of the spread of a more passive meme, of which I'm sure there are over 9000 examples, at least in Soviet Russia. How do ideas spread among a population organically, without this lame 'now forward to all your friends' thing? Something along the lines of Dawkins' original study of citations of a scientific paper, and how they increase slowly as the meme spreads and then suddenly increase rapidly after some critical point. The same could be done with internet memes: perhaps an index of how many non-/b/tards are using a meme as an indicator of its popularity. Or indeed with fashion trends; I understand that some marketing firms have been known to identify the alpha child in a given playground and straight-out bribe him to wear their brands...

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    1. Re:Was? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head. This is the study of the forced, artificial spread of a meme - someone Tried to start it. That's interesting, but as you say, the accidental spread of a meme is far moreso. Besides just being interesting in its own right, advertisers would love to know how it works so that they can utilize the technique in astroturfing.

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    2. Re:Was? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head. This is the study of the forced, artificial spread of a meme - someone Tried to start it.

      I think the interesting bit is that someone started it, it died, it mutated, and it flourished.

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  14. Real question... by Fez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The real question remains unanswered: Just how do you pronounce "meme"?

    The dictionary says "meem", but I hear "may-may" and "me-me" often.

    1. Re:Real question... by ahem · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait a minute. I think you're trying to start a meme about how to pronounce meme.

      I CALL SHENANIGANS!

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    2. Re:Real question... by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      You asked and answered your own question. It's to rhyme with "theme" as per the dictionary. I can only suggest that you physically punish anyone saying "may-may" or "me-me".

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    3. Re:Real question... by CyberKnet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mr. Shenanigans is calling from Soviet Russia on line 1.

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    4. Re:Real question... by KeithJM · · Score: 5, Informative

      I remember talking about this word in grade school, oddly enough... It's pronounced "mem meee"

      I have two links for you. First, folk etymology is when you try to reconstruct the orgin of the word based on something other than actual research: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk_etymology

      Second, the word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins (a biologist) to explain how ideas can pass from one person to a next and change slightly, just like genes. He says the word is pronounced to rhyme with "gene," and he should know, since he made it up. With all apologies to your grade school classmates, of course.

      Oh, here's your second link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

    5. Re:Real question... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Wasn't this one of the "troll memes" on /b/ a while back? With the regular "your pronouncing it wrong, its pronounced 'me-me'. Also, your = you are and its = it is. gb2gaia".

      /Mikael

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    6. Re:Real question... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      coffee all over the keyboard - thanks! :)

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    7. Re:Real question... by Fez · · Score: 1

      I am inclined to side with you, and The Wiki, and the Dictionary, and the Coiner of the word.

      I really prefer "meem", as the other pronunciations all sound weird. Well, more weird than "meem".

      I was hoping this was not a case like Giga, where it is really supposed to be pronounced like "Gigantic" (Or if you're Doc Brown, "Jigga"), but culturally so many people say "gig-ah" that the real pronunciation has been all but lost.

    8. Re:Real question... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".

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    9. Re:Real question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember talking about this word in grade school, oddly enough... It's pronounced "mem meee"

      I have two links for you. First, folk etymology is when you try to reconstruct the orgin of the word based on something other than actual research: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk_etymology [wikipedia.org]

      Second, the word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins (a biologist) to explain how ideas can pass from one person to a next and change slightly, just like genes. He says the word is pronounced to rhyme with "gene," and he should know, since he made it up. With all apologies to your grade school classmates, of course.

      Oh, here's your second link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme [wikipedia.org]

      Pics or it didn't happen.

    10. Re:Real question... by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      I just spent about 3 minutes having an internal monologue about how best to weave the hated word into a reply, without it being too obvious or douchey. And now I can't really be fucked.

      Shinanigans!

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    11. Re:Real question... by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      ugh, those memes for pronouncing "meme" have been living next to a nuclear reactor or something...

    12. Re:Real question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word meme never did explain how ideas pass from one to another and can change, it is just a new noun used to name the process. The word is a synonym for half a dozen other words and it only expressed an idea (oh maybe I should say meme...) that had existed for as long as man has existed (i.e. that an idea can change over time as it goes from person to person, and that the popular ones survive and the unpopular ones die).

  15. Please forward this to 25 people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since when is Meme the new word for Chain Letter?

    1. Re:Please forward this to 25 people... by Hanners1979 · · Score: 1

      Didn't you get the letter?

    2. Re:Please forward this to 25 people... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Good insightful point: to confuse the two, e.g. by generalising the claims made from chain letters to memes in a general sense, would be a very stupid error. On the other hand, TFA does actually try to cast the evolution of the chain letter in a biological light, so I think their use of the term is defensible.

      On the other other hand, one of the key weaknesses of the meme idea has always been that there's no such thing as parsimony, so biological parallels are always going to be inexact. On the other other other hand, a chain letter is a medium for the meme to be transmitted in: the existence of a substrate makes it reasonable to at least look for parsimony and, if it's there, assess how it works.

  16. Actually, the *REAL* Real Victims... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    ...are the pseudo-journalists/analysts still writing stories using the word "meme."

    1. Re:Actually, the *REAL* Real Victims... by jeffasselin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Memes are a sociological phenomenon, and are studied seriously by sociologists.

      Not that I think sociology is a proper science, mind you, but it's still something that should be and has been studied seriously.

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      If he explores all forms and substances Straight homeward to their symbol-essences; He shall not die.
  17. Meme Theory 101 by broward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You guys are finally catching up to me.

    http://www.realmeme.com/Main/theory101/index.jsp

    Here's the mechanism for Naomi Klein's "Shock Doctrine"....

    http://www.realmeme.com/Main/theory101/diffraction.jsp

    You can determine patient zero entry points, periods of susceptibility, etc, through simple keyword counts and some semantic analysis.

    1. Re:Meme Theory 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In my meme theory, a key indicator that meme growth is entering death phase is when politicians pick it up.

      Cf. the macarena with the Clintons and now CA Attorney Gen (and candidate for governor) Jerry Brown w/ 25 things (his fb page)

    2. Re:Meme Theory 101 by linhares · · Score: 3, Funny

      In my meme theory, a key indicator that meme growth is entering death phase is when politicians pick it up. Cf. the macarena with the Clintons and now CA Attorney Gen (and candidate for governor) Jerry Brown w/ 25 things (his fb page)

      Wow... very very interesting; perhaps because if a politician says it, it magically become instantly boring.

      NOW, for the sake of god and country, I must state that I will not vote for any politician who goes Goatse'ing around.

    3. Re:Meme Theory 101 by ODiV · · Score: 1

      What the hell does your post have to do with the parent post?

      I'm getting really tired of this type of thing. Slashdot should really fix their commenting system.

    4. Re:Meme Theory 101 by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      People reply to things and don't always say something relevant... what do you expect the commenting system to do about it short of developing a sophisticated AI to arbitrate on relevance from one post to the next?

    5. Re:Meme Theory 101 by ODiV · · Score: 1

      I'm annoyed because people are continually replying to one of the first >0 rated posts so that their comment is at the top.

      Realistically, I'm not sure Slashdot can really do anything (Allow mods to move the comment so it's not a reply? That sounds like it could be trouble). The only reason I suggested it is because asking people to exercise self restraint is even more foolish. Just look at those guys who use the code tag over all their comments.

    6. Re:Meme Theory 101 by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > The '25 Things' meme was at least as annoying as a light flu.

      Or a cold.

      Or a sty.

      Or a skinned knee.

      5. Or a skinned elbow.

      6. Or a Beowulf Cluster joke. ...

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    7. Re:Meme Theory 101 by Forex+Rates · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Its not necessary to share what ever you are perceiving, Its batter to judge first or you only need your targeted objective,,,, I feel there is a space where you can fly dear.... http://www.forexkp.com/

    8. Re:Meme Theory 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes the meme tends to switch over to making fun towards that particular politician.

  18. Memes and Disease by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This just in: a method of studying the spread of ideas that attempts to use viral disease as it's model finds that ideas spread like viral disease.

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    -- $G
    1. Re:Memes and Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, touche, sir. Touce.

  19. There's a cure here by johannesg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Memes can turn into a serious problem for society. Fortunately our future Martian overlords know just how to deal with it, as witnessed here. This is why it is imperative that we visit Mars and set up colonies there...

  20. A preemptive warning: by snarfies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rules 1 and 2, brothers.

    1. Re:A preemptive warning: by snspdaarf · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia

      >p>2. Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

      What does that have to do with Facebook? Other than the "death" part?

      --
      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    2. Re:A preemptive warning: by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

      That tag, I don't think it means what you think it means.

      --
      Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
    3. Re:A preemptive warning: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh please. You think anyone on the internet doesn't know now? The game was up when the protestfags started doing their thing.

      By the way, you just lost.

    4. Re:A preemptive warning: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought rule one was "Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man"... ...but maybe that's just my inner Lu-Tze.

    5. Re:A preemptive warning: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... only apply to raids.
      a lot of the people here are /b/tards anyway.

  21. Real answer... by argent · · Score: 4, Informative

    Meme is pronounced similarly to gene. Is that "jeen", "jay nay", or "jee nee"? :)

    1. Re:Real answer... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'm going to keep pronouncing it "mem," like short for "memory," until someone can stop me, which will probably take either a bullet or some sort of vocal chordectomy.

    2. Re:Real answer... by argent · · Score: 1

      You just have stubborn gens.

    3. Re:Real answer... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Touch

    4. Re:Real answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touched, actually.

      (Touché is passe compose.)

    5. Re:Real answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touch

      "Touché" perhaps?

  22. Thank You by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Doesn't meme mean some sort of belief? Not a type of post on Facebook.

    --
    Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
    1. Re:Thank You by doom · · Score: 1

      geoffrobinson (109879) wrote:

      Doesn't meme mean some sort of belief? Not a type of post on Facebook.

      No, certainly not. Dawkins original example of meme-transmission involved errors/changes in the lyrics of a folk song -- this facebook example is a very close parallel (the number in "NN random things about me" mutates, and for some reason a particular value of NN survives and becomes dominant).

      If "meme" were just another word for "idea", there wouldn't be a useful concept at all. The whole point of talking about "meme"s is that there are pieces of information that mutate and spread through human culture without us being particularly conscious of the process of invention and selection -- much in the same way that species evolve without directing their evolution.

  23. Jack Ripper lives! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    Break out the distilled water and grain alcohol!

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    Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
  24. Big difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The biggest difference is that you can choose to not be "contagious" when it comes to forwarding your annoying "disease" onto someone else. If only the flu appeared as a douchebag with a popped collar, I would feel so much better right now.

  25. Patient Zero for "stupid flash graphs" by argent · · Score: 1

    Making those graphs into Flash animations provided zero useful information, as is typical for flash snippets.

    I want to find "patient zero" for the idea that animating the drawing of a static graph was cool, and go back in time and force-feed him a copy of "The Visual Display of Qualitative Information" until he's coughing up statistics.

  26. Feeding myself a dictionary... by argent · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Quantitative", you idiot.

  27. Introducing the antisocial meme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. My personal life is none of your business.
    2. If you knew me on a personal level, you wouldn't have bothered tagging me (see point 1 above).
    1. Re:Introducing the antisocial meme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you, Ehud?

  28. No need to RTFA by voltheir · · Score: 1

    14 year olds on 4chan rule teh interwebs.

    1. Re:No need to RTFA by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      SPREAD A MEME

      (advice dog)

      TROLL SLASHDOT

    2. Re:No need to RTFA by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      14 year olds on 4chan rule teh interwebs.
      14 year olds on 4chan
      14

      underage b&

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    3. Re:No need to RTFA by Icegryphon · · Score: 0

      Prove. Me. Wrong.

  29. Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... are the dolts who still repeat something that sounded cool or smart when it was new, but in the meantime it's just retarded and offtopic. It's the people who, many years later, still think there's something clever or even shocking about a rickrolling (it was at least a pun when someone turned "duckrolling" into "rickrolling", but I doubt that most of the retards still doing it these days even know that), or even about the ever popular goatse link (we've all seen it already, there's hardly any shock value left in it), or talking in wikipedia tags ("[citation needed]" was witty when someone first spouted it, but in the meantime it just says "I'm too retarded to talk in complete sentences _or_ come up with an original witticism of my own"), or pretty much 99% of the phrases being recirculated. There's nothing witty, original, funny or shocking about being the millionth mindless clone using someone else's joke or wisecrack any more, but some people just can't seem to recover anyway.

    Like in the infecection analogy, the healthy minds have dealt with it and moved on. The ones with a broken immune system (except in this case it's the IQ;) are still stuck with it after years, and still icapable of doing much more than spew more copies of the virus.

    Honestly, I find these even more pityful than a journalist writing about memes once and then moving on.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      tl;dr

    2. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lighten up, Francis. Witty catchphrases and bon mots have always found a way to enter the language; some die out, some continue for centuries or even millennia. After all, there's nothing new under the sun, and a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

      Yes, some turn into tired cliches, and I agree with you that rickrolling needs to die. But if you disallowed people from using popculture catch phrases years after they were originally cool, you'd gut out about half of the language (and inadvertently cancel Family Guy).

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    3. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Moraelin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1. I'm not proposing to disallow it. Plus it would be impossible to, anyway. But I can't help feeling like there is something broken about people whose mission in life is to spew trolling cliches or someone else's witticism _long_ after everyone else ceased finding it funny. As I was saying, I think they're the victims in that phenomenon.

      2. There is a semantic difference. Pop culture phrases, sayings, etc, have specific meanings and only makes any sense if used in a context where that meaning fits.

      To illustrate what I'm trying to say, let's think of the following purely hypothetical example:

      Person A: "Cool, I got the phone number of that new girl in sales."
      Person B: "You shouldn't cry over spilled milk."
      Person A: "Huh? That makes no sense."
      Person B: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

      What's the wrongest with it isn't the use of the "you shouldn't cry over spilled milk" and "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" cliches, but that they don't fit in that context at all. Semantically they just don't belong there.

      That's really my "problem" with some of the meme-spewing retards in the various forums. They aren't just using some phrase to convey a meaning, they're just looking to parrot something that sounded smart once, even if it doesn't even fit the message they're answering to.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    4. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by santiagoanders · · Score: 1

      ... and still icapable of doing much more than spew more copies of the virus.

      Honestly, I find these even more pityful than a journalist writing about memes once and then moving on.

      I'm pityful: entirely icapable of using the built-in spell-checker.
      In Soviet Russia, the icapable pity you!

      --
      "There can be little doubt that union activities lead to continuous and progressive inflation." F. A. Hayek
    5. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by gsslay · · Score: 1

      ... are the dolts who still repeat something that sounded cool or smart when it was new, but in the meantime it's just retarded and offtopic.

      You mean like people who call things and people they don't like "retarded". Yeah. That bugs me too. I wish people would stop saying that. It's no longer smart or cool.

    6. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first I've heard of "duck rolling."

      Perhaps I should subscribe to your newsletter so I can keep up with developing memes before they're passe.

    7. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Person A: "Cool, I got the phone number of that new girl in sales."
      Person B: "You shouldn't cry over spilled milk."
      Person A: "Huh? That makes no sense."
      Person B: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

      /r/ RULE 34

    8. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Snap. Those dolts got served!!11!

    9. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Haoie · · Score: 1

      You're so right.

      Yesterday mildly amusing - Today grating and immature.

      Like 99% of anything on the net.

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      If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
    10. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by xPsi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Be advised you are following the same meme cliche cycle by complaining about it. For every annoying decaying, witless in-joke past its glory days, there's someone who has a tired argument to remind us how annoying, witless, and cliche the in-joke really is. And similarly, there's someone like me who will boorishly complain about the complaining about it. And so on. Culture's one big recursive clicheplex. I don't think we can help it.

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    11. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by ardle · · Score: 1

      I had to look up RULE 34 to understand that post: at first I thought you were suggesting that maybe the cliches were coming from a bot.

    12. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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      I reject your reality and substitute my own.
    13. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You're seem to be describing people who think they are peppering their conversation with clever non sequiturs, when really they're just using catchphrases inappropriately. If that's your complaint, I'm on board with it. Those people should be shot.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    14. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      To illustrate what I'm trying to say, let's think of the following purely hypothetical example:

      Person A: "Cool, I got the phone number of that new girl in sales." Person B: "You shouldn't cry over spilled milk." Person A: "Huh? That makes no sense." Person B: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

      What's the wrongest with it...

      Actually, I find that what's wrongest with it also makes it hilarious, in a we're-laughing-at-you-not-with-you way. Just like laughing at the character of Ron Burgundy for his ignorant (yet arrogant) persistence misuse of proverbs/colloquialisms. I would have a hard time not ROFLMAO if I heard the hypothetical exchange you just presented.

      --
      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    15. Re:Actually, the REAL victims IMHO by kayditty · · Score: 0

      hey, you said "wrongest!!!!!!!!!" also, you wrote "infecetion" in the grandparent post!! that makes four errors found by a spelling Nazi! what will you do now, chief?

      and in this post, you wrote "a trolling devices!" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

      once upon a time there was a little bear. this bear had no legs or eyes. sometimes bears with no legs or eyes are eaten by foxes. this bear was not eaten by a fox. however, it had AIDS. in the interests of bears the world over, I would like to offer a formal apology for being so inconsiderate in my prior elocutions on bears. I did not intend any harm toward bears or bearkind. I like bears, especially if they have AIDS. but bears can be quite conniving, and that is something that I do not think is appropriate in modern human-bear relations. in order to bear the burden of these unbearing beariness, I think we should bare witness to bare principles, bearing in mind that such bearings must be keep, barely, in order for society to function for the sake of both bears and humans alike. beary good. I don't know how much I will have to type about bears; this has nothing to do with my post. however, bears are very curious and interesting creatures, and have a lot to offer to us. for instance, bears are cool.

      but aside from bears, there are also horses, and horses always have eyes, but sometimes do have AIDS. this is because horses are from Africa, and Africa is full of AIDS, but Africa has no bears. this is a problem, and we should do something about the lack of bears in Africa. I think that we should send more bears to Africa, perhaps on the backs of horses; horses can carry lots of bears, especially big horses with legs.

      I'm now on my third paragraph and I've told you a lot about bears and horses, but let me tell you about having sex with your mother. your mother is a whore, and she has AIDS. your mother is good at having sex. this is probably due to her training with bears. your mother watches a lot of History Channel, and they often have bear shows on past midnight. you can learn a lot about bears from these shows, but not so much about horses. horses are uninteresting, because they have legs. but sometimes the History Channel has shows about AIDS, and since these shows necessarily involve Africa, sometimes they also involve horses--obviously there are lots of horses in Africa, but no bears. if more bears were in Africa, more bears would have AIDS, and thus less bears wouldn't not have legs. fuck it. I don't feel like writing any more. I'll just take some exclamation points out.

      (hello lameness filter)

  30. Now I feel better... by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought that by ignoring all that crap I was being my usual antisocial self. But it turns out, I'm actually like a naturally immune member of the population.

    1. Re:Now I feel better... by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      I thought that by ignoring all that crap I was being my usual antisocial self. But it turns out, I'm actually like a naturally immune member of the population.

      The problem is that the type of "immunity" you speak of will severely inhibits the likelihood of reproducing.

  31. This is all well and good but I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    How is memme formed?

    1. Re:This is all well and good but I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is memme formed?

      I accidentally an entire meme, is this bad?

    2. Re:This is all well and good but I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when a mommy memme and a daddy memme love each other very much....

    3. Re:This is all well and good but I want to know... by zobier · · Score: 1

      randomly

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      Me lost me cookie at the disco.
  32. Screw You Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoyed it very much, thank you.

  33. Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me! Me! Meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

  34. Memetics? by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

    Isn't memetics dead, or at least no longer of interest? I thought the main journal had shut down and Susan Blackmore et al had moved on.

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    1. Re:Memetics? by joelholdsworth · · Score: 1

      Yes I thought that to. It's not really a surprise - after all it only came about because Richard Dawkins made it up just so he could tell Christians that they had a virus in their mind.

    2. Re:Memetics? by Lazyrust · · Score: 1

      Youre thinking of Dianetics. Now Scientology just looks for rich people to give them money for nonsense.

  35. Ice Stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it too soon to remind everyone that the Ice Stone has melted?

  36. We need help now....!! by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 1

    These memes are spreading like wildfire. Has anyone notified the CDC?

  37. I was infected by this meme. by The+Master+Magician · · Score: 1

    I'm actually immune to email spam and chain letters. I didn't have enough exposure to Facebook to build up an immunity. I tried to fight it off and waited several weeks, but after about five people I knew sent me one of these I found myself writing one and sending it off to other people to spread the infection further.

    Now I've seen a few other note memes like this and I don't feel compelled to follow. I think my immunity has kicked in.

    1. Re:I was infected by this meme. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you know, it's not an immunity if you eventually cave in; it's a resistance. You may be highly resistant, but not immune.

  38. Oh I can answer this one! by binaryseraph · · Score: 1

    I think we can blame Moron to Moron interactions. I mean really- what is worse? The 'meme' itself or the person you actually took the time to fill it out and post it?

  39. Why the need for the snooty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The '25 Things' meme was at least as annoying as a light flu."

    Why did this phenomenon annoy people? Were you not free to abstain from it on every level? Don't want to read someone's 25 things? How about you don't! Don't want to post 25 of your own things? How about you don't!

    There was an article on time.com where the author felt the need to rant about 25 things. How she didn't want to find out all those horribly personal things about people. How it was annoying. DON'T READ THEM, MORON.

    I've actually enjoyed reading all of the 25 things for people I care about. I didn't read them for people I wasn't interested in, as I imagine people who were interested in mine didn't read them.

    Grow a brain people. Your life will be much better for it.

    1. Re:Why the need for the snooty by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Your rant would be appropriate if people were calling for a ban on the 25 thinks crap. Nobody is. Instead, people find the concept annoying. I find robot-voice hip-hop annoying, and I also don't listen to it.

      I find all the chain letters annoying, and wonder why 90% of the forwarders are women.

    2. Re:Why the need for the snooty by sandysnowbeard · · Score: 1

      You know they say 10% of the men get 90% of the women. There's a correlation here.

  40. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  41. Avoided by uneek · · Score: 1

    In case anyone cares, I resisted this plague.

  42. So... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    So, your claim to glory is having found a foreigner that spells worse than you?

    At least I have the excuse that my mother tongue is nothing like English, and I'm writing this in Opera without a spell checker. If a spelling nazi has found only two words to pick on, I'll take that as a major compliment. Thanks.

    So what's _your_ achievement and claim to glory that you wished to share there? That you can spell in your native language? That even in that skill, you need to compare yourself to the inherent bottom of the barrel (something who isn't a native English speaker) to feel good about yourself?

    Congrats. If you need that, then you're officially a worthless waste of sperm. In Bill Hicks's words, "you should have been a blowjob." Thanks for sharing your worthlesness with us all. I appreciate it, really.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:So... by kayditty · · Score: 0

      something who isn't a native English speaker

      fail. LOL!!!!!!!!! omigash i participated in outdated memeology!!!!!!11111eleventythree
      shite. again.

  43. Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait till you see how much religion has in common with a mental disease or a parasite

  44. Meme's don't exist by Original+Buddha · · Score: 1

    Tell all your friends.

  45. this is inaccurate drivel by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    memes don't force people to actually write something.

    memes are totally passive. you click a link and view information. then maybe you click another link to propagate it.

    This doesn't take into account so-called super-spreaders. Those who have the potential to propagate to hundreds of thousands of people just by their status.

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
  46. What a shock by BitHive · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone ever could have guessed in a billion years that contagion models could be applied to internet memes. And heaven forbid someone spend some time examining their life and writing about it in an entertaining way instead of throwing sheep at all their friends.

  47. Re:Whereas... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    An immune non-carrier.

    Typically this presents as one of two phenomenons:

    "Contact Immunity" where an individual is immune, and their immunity is contagious. Usually this is a response to a vaccination. The weakened strain of the vaccination is still contagious, and so spreads through the population stopping the spread of the original disease.

    Or so called "Herd Immunity" where an immune population is large enough to block transmission vectors between non-immune members. Person A gets sick, but dies/gets better before they run into anyone who isn't immune.

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  48. It was already a known fact by TrixX · · Score: 1

    Take a look at this video from the it crowd...

  49. No, I genuinely mean retarded by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, I genuinely mean retarded. It's not a case of "I don't like them", it's a case of "most of the time it doesn't even make sense, nor make them look as smart as they seem to think." Some 90% of the uses of memes don't actually even have any meaning, and certainly don't convey any information in the context they're used.

    E.g., a decade later all the "first post" posts stopped being new, witty or funny, and basically just say "I'm a troll adding noise to the signal, and can't even think of anything original either." There are _very_ few instances where they're on topic. (E.g., maybe a discussion about such posts.) Far from being a claim to being witty or funny, it's basically a claim of being a dumb and unimaginative troll. Why _would_ someone who's not retarded actually want to make that claim in public?

    E.g., in Soviet Russia. The original joke was something like, "in the USA you find a party on a Saturday night, in Soviet Russia the party finds you." It was a clever word-play on the two meanings of the word "party". That was actually the funny part: that switching the meanings too, not just the word around. Many years later, enter the common Slashdot troll. He got the word switching right, but not the part where it's actually a pun or otherwise witty or funny. So what are they trying to prove there? That they have about enough brain to switch words around, but not enough to do the joke right, or even understand what the joke was? I.e., about as much as a parrot?

    And again, in which contexts is it even remotely relevant? I'll cut it a lot of slack in threads which actually do mention the USSR or Russia, like the orbital collision earlier, even if they manage to get it executed the usual way that misses the whole joke. But otherwise it's just some off-topic noise that's not even funny or witty. Yay, someone butted in a topic about server clusters, to post an "in Soviet Russia computers cluster you." That's so funny without the actual word-play, and he's so smart and witty. Not.

    E.g., I won't complain about our AC friend for the "tl;dr" meme in this thread, and would probably even mod him funny myself, because it _is_ a thread about memes. Fair enough. He found an overused meme to post in a thread about overused memes. That's cool.

    But it's also popping up all over the place, in all threads, and sometimes to messages 3-4 sentences long. What clever insight is it supposed to impart there? Because from where I stand, it just makes the claim, "hey, look at me! I'm not here to actually read! I'm here to skip directly to trolling! And I'm too stupid to understand that nobody asked _me_ to read it anyway, or to use the back button!" It's something that might make sense on something that you're _supposed_ to read, like a memo at work, but just proves lack of elementary intelligence on a forum where nobody gives a rat's arse about who reads exactly which message. That a completely random John Doe found a random message too long for his broken attention span, is simply a non-issue and non-information.

    Even as a trolling devices go, it seems to me like a pretty retarded one. It doesn't even say much about the message or poster it's answering to, but just about the one who posted it. As such, it lacks even much of an annoyance value or baiting value. So some guy just confessed that he's here just to troll and/or can't read more than a paragraph. So what? Should I send him a coupon for ADHD treatement, or what?

    Etc.

    I'm not talking about a matter of subjective tastes, but about what I consider genuinely a failure of logic and/or intelligence.

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    1. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be fun at parties.

    2. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, I genuinely mean retarded. It's not a case of "I don't like them", it's a case of "most of the time it doesn't even make sense, nor make them look as smart as they seem to think." Some 90% of the uses of memes don't actually even have any meaning, and certainly don't convey any information in the context they're used.

      "Retarded" means "below normal development for its age". Given that, saying that 90% of uses of memes is retarded is a contradiction in terms. The majority of people cannot be retarded, you insensitive clod, not even in Soviet Russia, even if the overlords there arguably were.

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    3. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Retarded" means "below normal development for its age". Given that, saying that 90% of uses of memes is retarded is a contradiction in terms. The majority of people cannot be retarded, you insensitive clod, not even in Soviet Russia, even if the overlords there arguably were.

      I think I understand your point, but I don't really see a problem. I don't think you can make a case that the whole population just mindlessly parrots memes to impress, which is kinda needed for that 90% to translate into 90% of the population.

      I do believe that, out in the real world, you'll find that the vast majority of people _don't_ in fact just spew random memes to sound smart. E.g., I've been in plenty of conversations and don't remember anyone going "first reply!" yet. And I've yet to hear anyone going "in Soviet Russia car buys you!" when someone talks about buying a car. Etc.

      Let's face it, normal communication may contain clichés and standard phrases, but they're used to convey a very specific meaning, if that expression and meaning fits the conversation at hand. Not just so person X can get to spew supposed meme Y, whether it fits the context or not.

      Using some blatantly clichéd expression just because one thinks it made someone else sound smart, is IMHO very much under the normal and expected mental development of anyone over the age of ten or so. We've all been at the stage of parroting the big words mommy uses without much understanding, but then we grew up and out of it. Well, ok, let's say 18, so we don't insult the high-school gangsta hip-hoppers. Yes, about 90% of such use counts as retarded in my book, in precisely the sense you write: it falls below what I would expect from the mental abilities and processes of an adult. And I don't think that the whole population does that.

      Then again, after seeing too many marketing texts that use "leverage" instead of "use", and "synergy" without saying between what and what, etc, just because some drone thought it sounds smarter and more educated... I can see your point too. Hmm. Maybe I have too high expectations of an average person's mental development.

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    4. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by bit01 · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about a matter of subjective tastes, but about what I consider genuinely a failure of logic and/or intelligence.

      You're right but keep in mind that there are people of all ages on the net. Children are "in your face" on the net in a way that doesn't happen in real life.

      Teens and even pre-teens discover these things and propagate them. For them it's all new and fun. Even if the 5 year older "old hand" is bored to tears with it.

      And new children are born all the time. The best you can do as an adult is to educate them and encourage them to mature as quickly as possible.

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    5. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by Renaissancing · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Got stuck on "about as much as a parrot?" . . . but even 'dead parrots' are funny, so what's not to love? And the "Soviets cluster[ing] you" is funny for the very reason that it draws not only on the original joke, but a whole slew of remaining Soviet stereotypes involving breakdowns. Indeed, it may not have taken much mental stamina to put said words together, but in comedy, that's not what matters--it's all in the delivery, and those jokes deliver because they can instantly create laughs in those ingesting whom happen to have the 'intelligence' to recall those special pieces of culture. Isn't that all humor is, the perfect stitching together of cultural insights in ways which garner spontaneous positive reaction? I think, in so far as your analysis of comedy via memes being un-funny wastes of time, because they're mindless, you have a fairly critical view of what constitutes humor--i.e. are a tough crowd. Honestly, my post is for the sake of intellegent conversation, not meant to deride or knock. I happen to agree with you about the ubiquitous nature of trolls in places where their addition to the dialogue is anything but that. Time and place for all, right? Though, if I were in the middle of anything, I would lose it (in a good way) if someone walked in and said "What's the deal with Corn-nutz"? I would point out that you should be glad to be so much more intelligent than the internet trolls to be able to glide over the outbursts, but also glad to partake in a few (as you've said you do). And I do agree that they are mindless, because who would waste his time trying to grab a laugh without the pleasure of experiencing the other's laughter--except that just knowing that it may cause it (even if it doesn't) is enough to elicit the euphoric compounds within the troll (junkies') mind. It is epidemic (in the Greek sense of the word): meme insertion as meme (I'm sure that's been said). The sad part is how easily they can get their fix. Stating the obvious only serves to rub it in, but it must be uttered yet again: We're feeding the fire, man's oldest meme. Welcome to the (comedy) club.

    6. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 1

      Even as a trolling devices go, it seems to me like a pretty retarded one.

      Gah! How can you fail so spectacularly to see the irony the GP intimated with respect to your use of the word "retarded?"

      I find it quite painful to read text where someone brands this/that "retarded." I think it only shows a lack of mental development on the part of the submitter that uses such branding to express themselves.

      Furthermore you should be hanged!

      PS - I didn't actually mean that last statement: I'm just trying to spread a new meme.

    7. Re:No, I genuinely mean retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, but the problem here is that you're a douchebag. Observe:

      I'm not talking about a matter of subjective tastes, but about what I consider genuinely a failure of logic and/or intelligence.

      So the joke isn't just unfunny, it's *objectively* unfunny? Wow, so, can you demonstrate this mathematically?

      As for the "soviet Russia" thing, the humerous part, I thought, was that it did NOT follow in the spirit of the original Yakov Smirnoff gags, in that it was plainly nonsensical. Maybe you don't find this amusing, but if someone else does, that doesn't make them wrong, or somehow inferior to you.

      In Soviet Russia, your ego has a big *you*!!
      (See how that works?)

  50. Not a meme? by dave562 · · Score: 1

    I thought that memes were ideas that spread virally. For example, "The world trade centers were brought down by the United States government as a false flag operation." would be a meme. On the other hand, a survey on Facebook isn't really a meme... is it?

  51. This study was created by by Lazyrust · · Score: 1

    Shampoo.

  52. Re:Politicians who... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    If it was "some minor politcian" - one of those 3 selectmen or something - I might. Someone that gutsy to look the tabloids in the eye for 10 years would be immune to the typical brand of political pressure.

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  53. It has been brought to my attention... by felix85 · · Score: 1

    The Ice Stone has melted!

  54. First exposure bump by psydeshow · · Score: 1

    I think for a lot of my "friends", 25 Things was the first participatory internet meme they have been exposed to, at least on that kind of scale. (Aside from the Facebook meta-meme, of course.) I get the impression that many non-geek Facebook members haven't really been part of an online community in any meaningful way before (I'm 38, so this is a Gen-X thing.)

    I certainly hope that they aren't quite so susceptible to the next meme that comes along, although I think some of them genuinely enjoyed it.

  55. Re:Terrible News! Please read! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi Hemos! LTNS!

  56. Re:Whereas... by russotto · · Score: 1

    Wrong opposite. He's looking for the term for someone who gets the disease, becomes symptomatic and recovers, but is not at any time contagious. I don't know that there is such a term.

  57. Whats a meme? by Jettra · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should include a description of what a meme is first. Or am I the only one who doesn't use and never heard anyone speak this word before?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

    1. Re:Whats a meme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're not the only one who hasn't heard of its use. Hopefully its use will die out in a sort of self fulfilling prophecy that it was a weak meme. At the end of the day it is an exact synonym for the word "idea" or "thought". Look at the wikipedia page "A meme comprises a unit or element of cultural ideas, symbols or practices". A symbol is an .... idea, a practice is an .... idea. It is a unit of idea - or if you like... an idea. The tracking/mapping/fitness of an idea doesn't get a new word - it is encompassed in the meaning of the word idea that it has those attributes. Really he should have used the word ideology in the proper context (as opposed to the popular context), i.e. the study of ideas - which by definition would include all that he tried to rewrite with the new word memes.

  58. Remarkably similar to diseases... by glittalogik · · Score: 1

    ...in that you're more likely to catch them from someone you either want to or have already shagged?

    Guilty =(

    (meme, not diseases)

  59. You insensitive clods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two of my friends died from catching contagious memes.

  60. cough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please, what is meme?

  61. so....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    old news is so exciting
    human is virus......
    u know now?
    i knew b4

  62. Double entendre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I'm pretty sure this could safely be classified as a "social disease..."

  63. Correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just spent about 3 minutes having an internal monologue about how best to weave the hated word into a reply, without it being too obvious or douchey. Then you spelled it wrong...

  64. I can't come into work today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have LOLCAT fever.

  65. Parlor games are memes too I guess by xPsi · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why so much is being made of this '25 Random Things About Me' note on facebook. It is just a variation on an old parlor game that never really "came and went". Some people want to play, others don't. Yes, there are meme-y elements to virtually everything in a culture, but would an invitation to a kegger, superbowl party, LAN party, or a poker game be given such careful meme-y analysis? I'm not saying someone shouldn't analyze those things in this framework, but it seems this '25 Random Things About Me' note is being treated as a wild fad (some kind of canonical meme flash and burn) although it is really no different than some people at a large BBQ deciding to play poker while others play frisbee.

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