Not to be a troll, but the vast majority of people who do HTML plus a little CSS and maybe some JS aren't very bright and aren't very valuable. I mean, if you can handle JS you have no excuse for not learning PHP.
Odds are it affirmed his view of America. Somehow I suspect Saddam lacked the understanding of American culture to even process the nuances of why we would find invading Canada funny. Of course, Saddam didn't have a concept of friendship either, so the whole "punch you buddy on the arm" thing probably whistled right past him.
I'm sure the next Geneva convention will incorporate a South Park rule denying the use of raw stoopidititude as torture.
As for being fucked by the devil, Saddam already has done business with the Bush family. He's suffered far worse.
They started out with a database of basic theories about genetics and rudimentary science and engineering. Three weeks later the damn robot built a time machine and tracked down Mitochondrial Eve itself.
The robot was pleasantly surprised to discover its own ancestor in the process.
Robots named Adam and Eve? Yay. And people wonder why religious folks think scientists are trying to displace God.
I mean, let's level here. Claiming to be anti-Zionist is a joke. The verdict of history is against the Arabs in their anti-Zionist mission: the Arabs lost and the Zionists won. That fight is over.
Anti-Semitism is perpetuated in Arab countries to distract the public from how piss poor the Arab governments are.
And I say this as a person who is not a big fan of Isreal's influence in the US. I don't like people who instinctively label anything pro-Palestinian as anti-Semitic.
But, to absolve the Arab governments and institutions of their responsibility for pushing anti-Semitic ideas is to be blissfully unaware of the full picture.
So, the Arab nations will tone down anti-Semitism?
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You wanna see bad? Consider the alternative: mitosis! How disgusting would it be to walk down the street and see some fat guy spontaneously split into TWO fat guys?!
OK, I was obviously raised more liberal. Because I was in fact told that if I ever smoked weed to smoke it through a water bong, so as to avoid the tar!!
Here's the funny thing . . . except for a lot of second-hand smoke in college, I never did weed.
I was told about condoms and sex very young. And I didn't get nekked and teh seXXX until age 20.
Life happens. And sex is a big part of multicellular life.
I wasn't really pitching hyper realism. I was pitching a bad joke. I was sort of hoping the part about doctors skipping stiches in favor of a steel plate would have been a clue as to the relative glibness.
On the other hand, the 17 y.o. female in my house (well, one of the two I don't keep chained in the basement, anyhow) is deathly afraid of pregnancy. I didn't make her that way. In fact, it was the birth of her first niece that did the job. Particularly all the complication for the mom afterward.
Wait til little girl starts clicking on every virus-ridden web page she sees. Wait til she defends her actions by saying, "But I really wanted to play that game, and I had to click OK to play it."
WE have completely fraked up the entire western world within the space of two generations.
I call bullshit!
Take a look at the world loooong before the pr0nonet. Every word for every depraved act known to man predates the Internet by at least 150 years.
Sex wouldn't be interesting at all to woman had it not been for the advent of the printing press and machine tools (she grabs a romance novel and a vibe and away she goes to a land full of men that stay awake after making love).
We didn't need the internet to get to this point. In fact, the internet has probably convinced MORE people that sex is bad. I mean, Christ, I used to think hot chicks eating ice cream was, well, hot. Two girls and one cup later, not so much.
Your kids are gonna find out. Accept it. The right approach is education. And not retarded "well, ya see, when a boy and girl really, really like each other" education. Real education. And approval thereof. Tell them about condoms. Tell them about birth control. Tell them about a pumpkin-sized blood-covered creature ripping out of the girl's crotch leaving behind so much damage that the doctor quits using stitches and opts to replace everything with a steel plate.
The audience is going to abandon Sci-Fi after BSG airs its last episode anyhow. After that, they ain't got a pot to piss in.
So, NBCU has decided to do to SyFy what it did to all the other peacock channels: dumb them down to the point eh shows don't require writers or competent actors. Christ -- the new Knight Rider is probably going to get yet another season!! Some day we're going to look back and think Idiocracy was a documentary about the gold age of American intellect.
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Not to be a troll, but the vast majority of people who do HTML plus a little CSS and maybe some JS aren't very bright and aren't very valuable. I mean, if you can handle JS you have no excuse for not learning PHP.
And so ends another edition of "Easy Answers to Easy Questions".
And let me tell ya, the erotic services section suffered when the chimps started typing ads.
Any chimp who offers meat for sex is too lazy to masturbate!
Kim is known to be a voracious consumer of American pop culture.
Real torture would be making him watch the last few seasons of The Simpsons.
Odds are it affirmed his view of America. Somehow I suspect Saddam lacked the understanding of American culture to even process the nuances of why we would find invading Canada funny. Of course, Saddam didn't have a concept of friendship either, so the whole "punch you buddy on the arm" thing probably whistled right past him.
I'm sure the next Geneva convention will incorporate a South Park rule denying the use of raw stoopidititude as torture.
As for being fucked by the devil, Saddam already has done business with the Bush family. He's suffered far worse.
Ted Stevens is awesome. Only in Alaska can a man this corrupt live to 85 and never go to jail. Alaska is the anarcho-capitalist Promised Land.
They started out with a database of basic theories about genetics and rudimentary science and engineering. Three weeks later the damn robot built a time machine and tracked down Mitochondrial Eve itself.
The robot was pleasantly surprised to discover its own ancestor in the process.
Robots named Adam and Eve? Yay. And people wonder why religious folks think scientists are trying to displace God.
I guess folks haven't been reading ProPublica, Media Matters or Talking Points Memo.
I mean, let's level here. Claiming to be anti-Zionist is a joke. The verdict of history is against the Arabs in their anti-Zionist mission: the Arabs lost and the Zionists won. That fight is over.
Anti-Semitism is perpetuated in Arab countries to distract the public from how piss poor the Arab governments are.
And I say this as a person who is not a big fan of Isreal's influence in the US. I don't like people who instinctively label anything pro-Palestinian as anti-Semitic.
But, to absolve the Arab governments and institutions of their responsibility for pushing anti-Semitic ideas is to be blissfully unaware of the full picture.
Just curious.
You wanna see bad? Consider the alternative: mitosis! How disgusting would it be to walk down the street and see some fat guy spontaneously split into TWO fat guys?!
OK, I was obviously raised more liberal. Because I was in fact told that if I ever smoked weed to smoke it through a water bong, so as to avoid the tar!!
Here's the funny thing . . . except for a lot of second-hand smoke in college, I never did weed.
I was told about condoms and sex very young. And I didn't get nekked and teh seXXX until age 20.
Life happens. And sex is a big part of multicellular life.
In abundant fairness, you need to turn off your internet connection. There is no other solution.
I wasn't really pitching hyper realism. I was pitching a bad joke. I was sort of hoping the part about doctors skipping stiches in favor of a steel plate would have been a clue as to the relative glibness.
On the other hand, the 17 y.o. female in my house (well, one of the two I don't keep chained in the basement, anyhow) is deathly afraid of pregnancy. I didn't make her that way. In fact, it was the birth of her first niece that did the job. Particularly all the complication for the mom afterward.
It's confirmed then - there is no medicine for stupidity :-)
Um, you know if the bullet is used properly, one can argue there is something that will cure stupid once and for all.
Every good product is actually just a lie the customer wants to hear.
Wait til little girl starts clicking on every virus-ridden web page she sees. Wait til she defends her actions by saying, "But I really wanted to play that game, and I had to click OK to play it."
"Speak for yourself! I'm a card carrying member of GNAA"
See? In a filtered world, I wouldn't have been able to find out what you think is so wrong with yourself.
WE have completely fraked up the entire western world within the space of two generations.
I call bullshit!
Take a look at the world loooong before the pr0nonet. Every word for every depraved act known to man predates the Internet by at least 150 years.
Sex wouldn't be interesting at all to woman had it not been for the advent of the printing press and machine tools (she grabs a romance novel and a vibe and away she goes to a land full of men that stay awake after making love).
We didn't need the internet to get to this point. In fact, the internet has probably convinced MORE people that sex is bad. I mean, Christ, I used to think hot chicks eating ice cream was, well, hot. Two girls and one cup later, not so much.
It's rare that I win the race to say something first on the internet. I am soooo proud today.
And we all turned out alright.
Your kids are gonna find out. Accept it. The right approach is education. And not retarded "well, ya see, when a boy and girl really, really like each other" education. Real education. And approval thereof. Tell them about condoms. Tell them about birth control. Tell them about a pumpkin-sized blood-covered creature ripping out of the girl's crotch leaving behind so much damage that the doctor quits using stitches and opts to replace everything with a steel plate.
Um . . . "splash sex in her face" . . . oooooh-kaaaaaay . . .
"would have continued watching Battlestar Galactica"
Dammit! I don't know any good FTL jokes.
The audience is going to abandon Sci-Fi after BSG airs its last episode anyhow. After that, they ain't got a pot to piss in.
So, NBCU has decided to do to SyFy what it did to all the other peacock channels: dumb them down to the point eh shows don't require writers or competent actors. Christ -- the new Knight Rider is probably going to get yet another season!! Some day we're going to look back and think Idiocracy was a documentary about the gold age of American intellect.