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  1. In related news ... on Single-Celled Organism Converted Into Electronic Oscillator For Bio-Computing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Development begins on a branch of Puppy Linux optimized for a 1.4 cHz Physarum processor.

  2. Evolution of the GZ-22 Airship on Goodyear's New State-of-the-Art Airship Makes Its First Flight · · Score: 1

    Article fails to mention the company's previous attempt at semi-rigid airship design. Goodyear unveiled the GZ-22 with similar fanfare in 1989, then quietly crashed it a few months later.

  3. Re:Shredsort on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Sort? · · Score: 1

    I used to use a similar strategy when my kids were in diapers. Nobody's dumpster diving in *that* bag.

  4. Arial is the official font for some organizations on Sex Offender Gets New Hearing After Hearing Officer Rants Against Arial Font · · Score: 1

    It's painful to watch, but US Army just made Arial the required typeface for all official correspondence. Arial is now a weapon system.

  5. Re:Only because people are dumb on Another Way Carriers Screw Customers: Premium SMS 'Errors' · · Score: 1

    So, what do you do when they *don't* call back, and no notes are kept about the call? "Oh, I'm sorry, I have no record of that." How many times have you started over from scratch to solve the same problem?

  6. Mediator perspective on Ask Slashdot: Dividing Digital Assets In Divorce? · · Score: 1

    IAADM (I Am A Divorce Mediator).

    I worked once with a couple who had a major point of contention over 10 years of family photos stored on the family computer. While he had physical possession of the computer, he claimed the hard drive failed so there was no way to recover the data. She claimed there *must* be a box of negatives somewhere. He responded they had shot only digital for the last several years. I asked if anyone had thought to keep backups for this irreplaceable community property. (of course not). I offered to refer them to a data recovery firm. (can't afford it, too many legal bills already).

    Long and the short was, they spent many more $$$ paying their lawyers to litigate who gets to keep the dead hard drive.

    Please, please, please, don't expect the law or the courts to solve this problem for you. Sit down together like adults and work it out!

  7. Re:Incentives for Space Travel on Next-Gen Spacesuits · · Score: 1

    After the next election cycle? Not interested.

  8. Contacts in the field on DARPA Works On Virtual Reality Contact Lenses · · Score: 1

    First thing I learned in the Army (well, not the first thing, but a very important thing) is you don't wear contacts in the field. Too unsanitary, incompatible with corrective inserts in gas mask, and fracking painful when you get a faceful of diesel smoke after being awake 24 hours. Plus, think it might be kind of awkward if your targeting display falls out of your eye on the ground?

  9. Re:You should actually watch this talk ... on Auto Industry's Fastest Processor Is 128Mhz · · Score: 1

    WARNING: Silverlight video

  10. Re:stating the obvious... on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 1

    You must have kids.

  11. Re:Mass Panic? on Cell Phones Could Sniff Out Deadly Chemicals · · Score: 3, Funny

    AT&T will charge $9.95 a month if you want to receive toxic gas warnings.

  12. Dollar value for open source assets on Oracle Shuttering OpenSSO · · Score: 1

    Another way to look at this move is that open source projects have a significant dollar value, if for no other reason that the project may compete for market share with other products. One could certainly see the strategic benefit of supporting a "hard to kill" project to compete with a market leader. Now, we have an example of such a project becoming an acquisition target.

    This is no different than a company which buys out their competitor for the purpose of "integrating" (e.g., shutting down) a competing product line. Luckily, unlike proprietary solutions, this project will fork back to the community and live on, albeit without Sun's corporate backing.

  13. Re:Done that.. on Learning and Maintaining a Large Inherited Codebase? · · Score: 1

    That seriously happened to me. Every time I look at that (unchanged after one year) website, I remember examples of undocumented hacks in there that made a nice proof of concept but were *never* intended for the production system. I feel a little bad at first, but then I remember why I left that job -- and chuckle.

  14. Newsflash: Linux users install fonts, too! on OpenOffice Tops 21% Market Share In Germany · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about everyone who installs msttcorefonts for compatibility? Not to mention all the other random fonts you have to accumulate to open documents?

  15. Former Best Buy tech ... on Best Buy $39.95 "Optimization" At Best a Waste of Money · · Score: 1

    I used to run an in-store tech department, back in the day when we wore black shirts and were "Techs" not "Geeks." I never had a moment's pause about selling my customer a $9.99 set-up service or $29.99 optimization. We gave a good service for the money, and spent quite a bit of time helping the customer learn a bit about their new computer. Which, for them, was a very big deal.

    The customer was paying for 10 minutes of my time -- and the 15+ years of experience that let me do a job in 10 minutes that would have taken them four hours of reading directions and waiting on hold.

    The biggest mistake is assuming a service isn't worth good money to the general public just because it's easy and fun for you.

  16. Re:HP on The Twelve Most Tarnished Brands In Tech · · Score: 2, Informative

    Which is far better than huge, bloated printer drivers that constantly *need* updating (cough ... Canon!).

  17. Re:Both game developers and artists need money on The Nuking of Duke Nukem · · Score: 1

    So do strippers

  18. Re:Do people on a jury have to pay $200 as well? on City Laws Only Available Via $200 License · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Juries are triers of fact, not of law. Jurors are not supposed to interpret the law as they see fit -- they follow the instructions given them by the judge. This is why lawyers make lousy jurors. IANAL but I play one on TV

  19. Re:So what... on Australian Student Balloon Rises 100,000 Feet, With a Digital Camera · · Score: 1

    Your little brother?

  20. Re:CiviCRM on Customer Resource Management For Non-Profits? · · Score: 1

    I built a customized Drupal/CiviCRM deployment for our small (11 staff, 45 volunteers) nonprofit. Written in PHP, it is a very flexible system. However, you will spend a lot of time chasing bugs and dealing with a poorly documented codebase. For my next project, I'm staying away from CiviCRM until the project matures a bit more. CiviCRM doesn't integrate with Outlook. It does have it's own web-based mail client, but it's clunky and no one in your shop will want to give up Outlook for it. It does integrate nicely with PayPal. Needed to hack at it a bit to get it working, but once it was set up, worked like a charm. If you're on Drupal or Joomla anyway, and you have a development server available for testing, I say go for it. If you want something that will work "out of the box," look elsewhere.

  21. Wireless Winprint Server on Options For a Laptop With a Broken Screen? · · Score: 1

    My old Toshiba A215 developed a funky screen, but it found new life as a network interface for a couple of cheapo winprint-only printers. Load XP-Pro so you can access via RDP. Use ghostscript and Redmon to serve Linux or Mac workstations, and plain old SMB print sharing for Window users. Best part is, it works fine over wireless so I can put it and the printers on a cart and move them anywhere. And, built in battery backup!

  22. Re:pirate repellents on Mariners Develop High Tech Pirate Repellents · · Score: 1

    "Is this gonna be a stand up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"
    "I just need to know one thing. Where. They. Are."

  23. Re:The obvious question on Robotic Penguins · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Just smile and waive, boys. Smile and waive."

  24. Re:Here's the answer.... on Why There's No iTunes For Movies · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's ridiculous! Next, you'll be saying bands should sell their cd right at the concert. Oh ...

  25. Re:Waldo on Robo-Arm Signatures Are Legal, Gov't Buys One · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I meant to mod up but my finger slipped. Damn these mechanical arms!