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Mariners Develop High Tech Pirate Repellents

Hugh Pickens writes "NPR reports that owners of ships that ply the dangerous waters near Somalia are looking at options to repel pirates including slippery foam, lasers, electric fences, water cannons and high-intensity sound — almost anything except guns. One defense is the Force 80 squirt gun with a 3-inch nozzle that can send 1,400 gallons a minute 100 yards in any direction. 'It is a tremendous force of water that will knock over anything in its path and will also flood a pirate's ship very quickly,' says Roger Barrett James of the the Swedish company Unifire. Next is the Mobility Denial System, a slippery nontoxic foam that can be sprayed on just about any surface making it impossible to walk or climb even with the aid of a harness. The idea would be to spray the pirate's vessel as it approached, or to coat ropes, ladders, steps and the hull of the ship that's under attack. The Long Range Acoustic Device, or LRAD, a high-powered directional loudspeaker allows a ship to hail an approaching vessel more than a mile away. 'Knowing that they've lost the element of surprise is half the battle,' says Robert Putnam of American Technology Corp. The LRAD has another feature — a piercing "deterrent tone" that sounds a bit like a smoke detector alarm with enough intensity to cause extreme pain and even permanent hearing loss for anyone directly in the beam that comes from the device. But Capt. John Konrad, who blogs for the Web site Gcaptain.com, says no anti-pirate device is perfect. 'The best case scenario is that you find these vessels early enough that you can get a Navy ship detached to your location and let them handle the situation.'"

830 comments

  1. Best pirate repellent of all by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An M-16 with a full clip.

            Brett

    1. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by wjh31 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but how long before a scared poorly trained sailor has emptied that clip? whereas a watercannon and LRAD wont run out of ammunition, and are probably a bit easier to aim

    2. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      I'm not going out there to the Gulf of Aden unless I got one of these at a minimum, preferably something more long the lines of this. An M16 isn't bad though but I might need more oomph....

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    3. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Kratisto · · Score: 4, Informative

      I believe you mean a magazine. A clip is a device used to hold the cartridges in place to make them easier to load into the magazine.

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    4. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since when has ignorance ever been an obstacle to macho posturing?

    5. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by swillden · · Score: 1

      An M-16 with a full clip.

      Some 3-inch deck guns are a much better repellent. Don't screw around with shooting the pirates; sink them.

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    6. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by swillden · · Score: 1

      Doh! Screwed up the link to the 3-inch guns.

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    7. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Hell with that pussy gun. Big rocket launchers and 4 of these on every boat....

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS

      arm your crew with these....

      http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/02/aa-12-automatic.html

      High sea pirates need to be turned into hamburger floating on the waves to feed the fishes.

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    8. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well-- IIRC, the standard magazine capacity is 30 rounds-- so that's 30 trigger pulls in semi-auto, or 10 pulls in 3 round burst mode.

      I would recommend a high capacity cartridge, or do what we used to in the Marines... Have extra's pre-loaded.

      You can also strap a Grenade launcher onto it (very good for sinking pirate skiffs), and a Bayonet for up close and personal negotiations.

      The M16 is very light, durable, and mobile. It would be faster to move it into position than a bulk water apparatus.

    9. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

      Try this instead:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M40_recoilless_rifle

      It is much easier to operate. There are plenty of them available as surplus.

    10. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by L0stm4n · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except an M-16 uses a MAGAZINE, not a clip.

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    11. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The best pirate repellent is a ninja.

    12. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Just yesterday an all-russian tanker crew fought off a pirate ship with water cannons.

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    13. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Probably be better off with a long gun... but the message I got from TFA and TFS was that they wanted to avoid using firearms, and wanted non-lethal methods. Running with a military escort isn't always an option, nor is running armed.

      I like the water cannon best. It's dead simple, and it wouldn't be hard to set up a computer-aimed automated defense system... set yourself up with dozens of these, pumping out seawater, and reinforce the bow to withstand a ramming. In the event of pirate attack, go to full throttle and use water cannons to deter boarders.

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    14. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I shudder to think of what equipping the ~20,000 ships that pass through the gulf of aden every year with 4 Phalanxes a piece would cost...

    15. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Twyst3d · · Score: 1

      I wonder if any of you many people saying "guns" bothered to read the part where it was clearly said guns are not an acceptable solution. Heck. Dont even need to read the article saying that to know its true. Sailors would have to be trained in their use. And then there is potential accidents. Whether they be accidents between personnel on board. Accidental discharges damaging cargo, ship radio, navigation equipment etc etc. Guns are just not an acceptable solution.

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    16. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doh! Screwed up the link to the 3-inch guns.

      Sounds like a very, very short gun.

      I suppose the advantage is that the pirates wouldn't be able to see it until it's too late...

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    17. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Give him some points... 5.56 comes in boxes of 30, each of which contains 3 clips of 10. You can put those clips into a speed loader to load the mag... :)

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    18. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      preferably something more long the lines of this [wikipedia.org].

      The pirates have anti-ship missiles that we didn't know about? ;)

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    19. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

      Ah yes - high density soft metal projectiles powered by the ignition of solid propellant and guided down a long metal tube with a pattern designed to make said projectile spin, also known as "Rifling".
      Highly effective against pirates, and pretty much everything else. Often times it is still effective even if the target is missed.

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    20. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Give them a $100,000 bounty for the head of every pirate they bring to you and they will pay for it themselves and actually HUNT the scumbags down.

      Piracy there will disappear overnight.

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    21. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by rah1420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The op-ed page of the local fishwrap had another suggestion; Every US-flagged merchant ship should have a Phalanx gun with a Navy operator. When the pirate ship approaches, the navy man turns it into wood chips and fish chum in a few seconds. Bingo, no more pirate problem.

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    22. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1

      I was actually stunned when all this piracy stuff hit the news. I always assumed these ships had a gun cabinet on board, precisely because when you are out there you can't depend on the coast guard or navy to get to you in time, and you have to be able to take care of yourself.
      And you don't need marines to defend a ship from a half dozen pirates in a dingy. We aren't talking about full out naval battles. I'd be willing to bet that the pirate would quickly find something better to do with their time if every ship they approach returned fire, even if the fire was poorly placed. Just knowing that a couple guys on the deck are training on you while you try to board would seem like a pretty good reason to rethink the whole business model. (Much the same way as having guns in homes can be a big deterrent to robbery. The low hanging fruit stops looking so appealing if you are risking your life to pick it.)

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    23. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Well, pirates do have RPG's and I'm told a CIWS can knock one down (can't substantiate though, might be wrong). Also the later CIWS variants can target surface vessels at close range. So if I absolutely, positively have to atomize a pirate skiff at close range, accept no substitutions :-)

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    24. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Daravon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Maybe they're trying to prevent what happened when the US applied the "Put a bullet in it" methodology to end the standoff with pirates? When we shot the pirates, the pirates vowed to start targeting and killing Americans to strike back (as a side note, it seems the US needs to work on our overseas negotiation skills as that seems to be the solution/outcome pairing that happens the most)

      Hosing them down might piss them off, but it prevents an intentional loss of life. Using less than lethal methods also makes it harder for them to drum up local support if they start killing people for shooting them with slipper foam.

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    25. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAGAZINE DAMMIT, MAGAZINE.

      Learn the difference, clip =/= magazine, it could save your life.

    26. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by duanes1967 · · Score: 1

      Just drop big boulders overboard - or, as Homer Simpson would say 'Aaahhh - Bees !

    27. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reason with them.

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    28. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Given that most pirates don't have a skull and crossbones tattooed onto their forehead, what standard of evidence would you propose for our brave vigilantes?

      I have no problem with using lethal force against pirates trying to come aboard; but paying 100 grand per human head seems like an absurdly problematic idea.

    29. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      When we shot the pirates, the pirates vowed to start targeting and killing Americans to strike back

      Yeah, so? Starving teenage thugs with AK-47s vs. non-starving Americans inclined to fight for their freedom and whom have the best military in the world backing them up. Which side would you lay odds on? It also occurs to me that this problem might not have gotten this bad if shipping companies hadn't set the precedent that they were willing to pay ransom in the first place. Maybe we should have killed the first bunch of thugs that tried this and nipped the problem in the bud?

      Hosing them down might piss them off, but it prevents an intentional loss of life

      Until they use their AK-47s to shoot back at the poor sap running the firehose.....

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    30. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a minute, I pay them $100k bounty, and you say they'll pay for the weapons themselves, huh? That's great and all, but somehow I think I'm out at least $100k. And what do I get out of this, a dead pirate? Not much meat on those. :(

    31. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      At the cost of some $15 million dollars (just for the Phalanx CIWS!) per ship, of which there are 348 US-flagged.

      That's a mere 5.22 billion dollars. Not to mention the cost of a Phalanx CIWS operator (you'll need at least three so one's on duty at all times. So make that some 1100 crew as well, because we'll need a couple of spares. Assuming they're each making say $30,000 per year, that's only $33 million per year. Plus the cost of rounds for the Phalanx, training... large ships will need more than one gun, anyway, to cover their blind-spots and the chances of the cargo ships being able to be in a position use them is likely relatively rare anyway.

      As a result, you're spending $5.22 billion at least in fixed costs, at least $35 million per year in operating costs, and what you have to show for it... will be... what? Exactly? Perhaps a half-dozen piracy incidents averted?

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    32. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you need something that can reach out and touch someone... Like a .50 cal Barrett.

    33. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Because the pirates would probably try to shoot the operator of these non-lethal devices, I really like the idea of, if not automated, remote controlled defenses. If some dumb-ass in Texas can make a rig to let you use a mouse to aim and fire a rifle (and a mod up to the states that banned it), then there should be a way to control these devices from a safe area on the ship. Lock all the doors, spray everything with that slick stuff, and use that water cannon to give the pirates the bilge pump test from hell.

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    34. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      but how long before a scared poorly trained sailor has emptied that clip? whereas a [..] LRAD wont run out of ammunition

      True, but an M-16 can't be overcome by a $0.30 pair of earplugs.

    35. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by DirtyCanuck · · Score: 1

      With a yo hoho and trickalaldydoo we'll shoot you in the face with glee.

    36. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by rlp · · Score: 1

      Or a Q-ship (been reading too much of Weber's Honor Harrington series).

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    37. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The M-16 is a great idea. Deadly force met with deadly force is the only answer that is likely to work.

      But, I have to say that I am constantly amazed at the presumption of those who ban deadly force. Sheltered pussies sitting in a sheltered land, defended by armed men thousands of miles away, have the gall to prohibit weapons for the men who actually go into harms way.

      People, these are armed robbers we are talking about. For whatever reason, they have decided to TAKE valuable items from innocent men who are only trying to make a living. Merchant mariners put their lives at risk to deliver the goods, only to have armed robbers come aboard, shove weapons in their faces, and demand their livelihoods from them.

      Philosophers have the luxury of sitting at thier computers, justifying the pirates conduct, and insisting that the pirate's rights be upheld.

      Sailors whose lives are at risk don't have that luxury.

      Deadly force, however applied, must be used. There are multiple choices, after all.

      Arm the merchant mariners. If ports don't want armed mariners, either avoid those ports, or have the weapons locked up while in port. No big deal.

      Take on a squad or two of mercenaries. Trained killers, determined to protect the ship. Here we have no problems with poorly trained men whose marksmanship sucks.

      Convoys. No ship transits the Gulf Monday thru Thursday. On Friday, one full fledged convoy transits southbound, and another transits northbound. The rest of the week, the Naval pirate killers patrol far and wide, searching for pirates to kill.

      I repeat - I am simply amazed that so many people, around the world, can sit on their asses and pretend to know what life at sea is like, pretend to know how to deal with pirates, and they've never walked aboard a fucking SHIP!!

      Morons. These are the same people who whine and cry because there are never enough cops to protect them, so when a bad guy comes along, they just curl up and die for the nice bad man.

      I wouldn't sail anywhere without a weapon. I wouldn't even sail up the Mississippi river, let alone the Gulf of Aden without a weapon.

      Let's get over this abhorrence we have for deadly force. If someone is trying to rob, rape, or kill you, the scum needs to be put down.

      Or, you can kneel down to him, and make him your king.

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    38. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by DirtyCanuck · · Score: 1

      Best to just block pirates at an ISP level.

    39. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1

      I think the point of the people saying "guns" is that not only are they acceptable, they are the obvious solution. Using a gun is not rocket science. And it isn't like they would be used on a daily basis, they would be an emergency measure to protect the ship from attack. This goes for the potential accidents. Keep the guns in a locked cabinet, give the captain and second in command the combination, and make sure they only get brought out for cleaning or when the ship is being attacked. Can accidents happen? Is there some risk? Yes. But in the situation in which they would actually be used there is a already a big risk to life and property. I for one would much rather take my chances with my friend having a gun, than with letting armed enemies on board. If it were my cargo on board I'd also rather take a chance with sailor accidentally putting a bullet in a container than with the ship being taken by pirates. No one is advocating having sailors carry loaded sidearms 24/7. They are advocating having arms on board so they sailors can, at the captains discretion, effectively defend themselves and the ship if they are attacked.

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    40. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Given that most pirates don't have a skull and crossbones tattooed onto their forehead, what standard of evidence would you propose for our brave vigilantes?

      Well, it seems probable to me that four men in a speedboat armed with AK-47s probably aren't out there for the fishing for sight seeing.......

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    41. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we all know the round goes in the magazine in the rifle not the bullet in the clip in the gun. :) One exception, the excellent M1 Garand http://www.rt66.com/~korteng/SmallArms/m1rifle.html
        rifle used an 8 round "clip". that ejected when the last round was fired. U.S. troops soon learned to throw down an empty clip to fool the enemy. Some question whether this is properly labeled a clip but the U.S. Army field manual FM 23-5 says clip.

    42. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Because, then the pirates get M16s and are better trained to kill those who resist. But then again they will probably shoot anybody using a water cannon on them anyway. Assuming the pirates have the upperhand (surprise AND training) means that the best solution will avoid firefights between sailors and pirates:
      The fence (cant you just were gloves?)
      The foam (wont it just wash off at sea tho?)
      But assuming the sailors have sufficient advanced warning, tools with a longer range than rifles will probably be best.
      An organized international protection of the ships, there seam to be plenty of navies prepared to be there, but the seam to be lacking the organization to do much.
      A don't negotiate with pirates policy, where there is no money to be made, it may not be worth capturing a ship if instead of getting your ransom you get a shitload of angry marines.

      btw a full clip is pretty useless, you'd probably want to put it in a magazine before firing a small arm.
         

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    43. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was once a scared, poorly trained sailor. Luckily, I had good petty officers who improved my training, and helped me to get over my fear. Allow me to disillusion you about that water cannon. I can't pick up a water cannon, and trot from the starboard afterquarter to the port side bow, position that cannon, aim it at the pirates, and wash them off the ship. ESPECIALLY when the pirates are firing at me with their AK47's.

      I CAN run from stem to stern all day long with my M-14, AND 10 to 15 clips of ammunition.

      If you think you can repel pirates, please, go out there and demonstrate how well those water cannon and lrads work. I am always willing to learn. Are you willing to learn how it feels to absorb an AK-47 round?

    44. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M-16s don't use clips at all, just magazines.

    45. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by kwiqsilver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would you give a poorly trained sailor a gun, when it takes a few hours to train him to use it? I have fired less than 200 rounds from my AR-15 (the semi-auto version of the M-16) and I can make a head shot at 300 yards under stress (with optics), or a torso shot at 100 yards under stress (with iron sights).

      A one or two week training course in weapon skills and combat tactics (which are at least as important as the weapon skills), would give the sailors a huge advantage over the untrained pirates.

      Typical M-16 magazines hold 30 rounds. A trained user should be able to get at least five kills from that magazine, and reloading takes only a few seconds. After the first or second death, the pirates would probably flee.

      Small arms are far more effective than the mad-scientist weapons mentioned, because they are much cheaper, far more reliable, easier to use, and have a deterrence factor: pirates will avoid ships they think involve a high risk of death, and dead (or wounded and captured) pirates don't get to raid again. Also, unlike the fixed position water cannons and sound cannons, small arms can be used more easily once the pirates have boarded. If the water cannon was a better weapon than a rifle, then military ships and land units (which, unlike commercial ships, do not have legal restrictions on what weapons they employ) would use them instead of rifles.

      My suggestion would be having a few designated marksmen (the best shooters on the ship) with a semi-auto .308 with a good scope for long range engagements. If they can hit one or two pirates before they board, the pirates will probably turn around. The rest of the firearms-trained crew should have something like UMP-45 submachine guns, which are a much better choice in close quarters. Of course all of these weapons should be locked up (unless they have an armed patrol), until a threat is discovered. With modern detection equipment, they should have plenty of time to muster and equip themselves.

      Note: M-16s, like most modern firearms, use magazines not clips. A clip is a device that grips the back of the rounds and leaves most of the round exposed. A magazine is an enclosed box with a spring at the bottom for self feeding.

    46. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Sailors would have to be trained in their use. And then there is potential accidents. Whether they be accidents between personnel on board. Accidental discharges damaging cargo, ship radio, navigation equipment etc etc. Guns are just not an acceptable solution.

      Training someone to safely handle a modern firearm and shoot it accurately isn't a huge undertaking. If you can you operate a modern merchant ship with all it's associated technology you can learn to aim a rifle, pull a trigger and clear it afterwards to make sure it's safely unloaded. Find a friend who has firearms and ask them to take you shooting. If you can operate your computer with enough knowledge to find your way onto /. you can learn how to safely handle a firearm.

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    47. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      As a result, you're spending $5.22 billion at least in fixed costs, at least $35 million per year in operating costs, and what you have to show for it... will be... what? Exactly? Perhaps a half-dozen piracy incidents averted?

      I agree. It'd make much more sense to give each crew member an M-16 ($600) and a .45 ($500 or so)

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    48. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      No no no. The best pirate repellent 32 pound carronade filled with grape.

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    49. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Johann Hari of the Independent has an interesting article about this.
      http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-you-are-being-lied-to-about-pirates-1225817.html

    50. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by swb · · Score: 1

      An automatic weapon isn't a bad idea, but I would think in terms of effectiveness that 3-4 .50 BMG rifles (semi-autos, like the Barrett M82) with wide-field low magnification scopes would be a decent low-end compromise.

      The .50 BMG round has reach-out-and-touch-you range that can hold the pirates far outside of effective range of AK ammo and probably RPGs (if you consider RPG hits only matter on the conning tower and not the hull of an ocean going ship). They also have the terminal velocity severely damage or disable pirate watercraft, up to and including the fishing trawler "mother ships" used in the more recent open ocean piracy.

      The guns are simple enough to operate that training wouldn't be a big issue. As semi-automatic weapons they may be less likely to be "lost" than fully automatic machine guns. Magazine fed, they would allow the users to keep up a reasonable rate of fire, especially with multiple users. The guns could be fitted with deck mounts to eliminate any concerns about recoil (I've seen them fired off-hand "insurgent" style, so the muzzle break works well enough on its own), and the low-power wide-field scopes would allow the shooters easy spotting on moving targets without concern for excess magnification.

    51. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      True enough. I'm asking about the "100,000 per head" bounty situation. Identifying pirates in action is easy. Figuring out whether the guy who just dumped five human heads and a couple of rusty AKs on the table of Anti-Pirate HQ deserves a half-million or a prison sentence is a good deal trickier.

    52. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      It'd be at least as effective of a stimulus as what we're actually getting! ;-)

    53. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by msromike · · Score: 0

      That is the problem, scared poorly trained seamen. The navies of the world need to set the stage. It needs to be known that pirates in International waters will be dealt with by the use of lethal force.

      Once that has been established the insurance companies, in lieu of paying ransom, can use that money to hire trained security consultants that are properly armed.

      Several deck mounted M2HB .50 cals should be an adequate deterrent and have way more range than any weapon system that the pirates are able to field.

      The mounts could be on all ships protected by that particular company. You would just mount them and unmount them before entering any ports where they were not welcome. That would be part of the allure of this plan. You don't need to have a security consultant or .50 cals on each ship. You just need to have either the weapon or a mock up mounted on all protected vessels.

      Hell I am fifty years old and would be glad to take an occasional gulf cruise. Have the captain throw out a few plastic barrels and take turns with the crew seeing who can sink them the fastest. Sounds like a fun afternoon to me.

    54. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      "It's, like, one of them drug dealer boats. Five guys on it. Headed our way."
      "Correction. Four guys on it."
      "Correction. They're not headed our way anymore."
      "Correction. No boat."

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    55. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Eh, he was either snarking or trolling. I don't regard a "bounty" as a serious solution. I do question why we don't arm our merchant crews though. The pirates are using deadly force to take hostages -- deadly force is clearly justified in response.

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    56. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about 50 cal, but I thought a M240 could keep an AK-47 out of range pretty well and could lay more metal on their deck faster than the 50 cal. My purpose being is to rake their deck with metal as quickly as possible before the pirates open fire.

      Then again most 50 cal's can certainly lay plenty of metal on a pirate skiff fairly efficiently, we're not talking a large boat here, heck if the skiff doesn't have much metal in him, likely you'll poke holes in the hull with the 50 cal and he'll sink, the M240 may not necessarily penetrate...

      How about if we enter the gulf of Aden together we compromise? We take one of each, and if we get the pirate further out, the 50 cal can take him down. If he gets in close (sneak attack or he's already on board somehow) the M240 opens up...

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    57. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      It isn't hard to carry more ammo. Projectiles raining down from a large ship into an open boat can have a major psychological effect (not to mention the physical effects).

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    58. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by grgyle · · Score: 1

      "but how long before a scared poorly trained sailor has emptied that clip? whereas a watercannon and LRAD wont run out of ammunition, and are probably a bit easier to aim"

      Ridiculous. Are you seriously claiming that bullets are more difficult to store and supply than hundreds, even thousands, of gallons of water? Why, all that water ammunition would have to be accounted for in the ship's hold for instant readiness, reducing stability, reducing cargo, truly ridiculous. Why, one could think up even crazier schemes such as actively sucking these thousands of gallons from some "convenient" mass of water nearby, I suppose you'd just throw our a hose and...oh...wait...never mind.

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    59. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      An M16 or even a modern M4 isn't going to get you very far. Better to have a couple of Vulcan Cannons, and a military gunner to operate them. The piracy problem will go away pretty fast once the pirates start being vaporised.

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    60. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by anothy · · Score: 1

      obstacle? i thought it was a prerequisite.

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    61. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by davidphogan74 · · Score: 1

      If you don't know the difference, I doubt knowing the right phrase for it will ever matter in a life and death situation.

    62. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      Two words: global warming.

    63. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      One other thing I forgot to mention- no ports will allow your ship transit if it happens to be carrying a Phalanx. I know the Bosporus also restricts the transit of armed ships; I'm not sure if the same is true of the Suez Canal.

      As for the utility of defensive firearms, I am dubious of the efficacy. Merchant marine ships do not have large crews and do not have sufficient crew members to have them stand watch for pirates and shoot at them while doing nothing else all day.

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    64. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Kleen13 · · Score: 1

      While I agree that non lethal means should be used as a first line of defence, it wouldn't take much effort to properly train a person in the safe & accurate use of a firearm. A two way range is an excellent deterrent. But I'd be more inclined to hire an armed security crew of 2-3 guys to deter the pirates. Whats a few grand next to a couple million?

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    65. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      As for the utility of defensive firearms, I am dubious of the efficacy

      They seem to be quite effective for taking over ships. What makes you think they can't be used to prevent such action? It worked historically.

      Merchant marine ships do not have large crews and do not have sufficient crew members to have them stand watch for pirates and shoot at them while doing nothing else all day.

      And yet our guys managed to take back their ship with fists. Who said they have to 'stand watch' anyway? If you see the pirates coming you break out the guns and prepare to resist. As it stands now all they can do is get on the radio and pray the Navy gets there before they get boarded. Not a situation I'd want to be in.....

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    66. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Posting as AC because I've used mod points here.) Why not shotguns? I assume most anti-pirate shooting is at close range, and you don't need to be too accurate to hit your target.

    67. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by MaggieL · · Score: 1

      You really think an M-16 requires more training than a watercannon or LRAD?

      I'd agree more than one 30-round magazine (not "clip", please) should be issued though.

      The usual excuse offered as to why shipowners forbid their crews effective self-defense weapons is "liability fears"...but I'll bet there's just as much liability risk in the use of "less lethal" tech.

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    68. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be my choice as well

    69. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      They seem to be quite effective for taking over ships. What makes you think they can't be used to prevent such action? It worked historically.

      I didn't say they couldn't be used, I said I was dubious of the efficacy. both warships and historical vessels were in very different situations than modern, very large bulk cargo carriers.

      Warships not only have active surface search combat radar and a full crew of soldiers manning both weapons and sensors on a consistent basis, but they have relatively large crews for their size.

      Historical vessels generally did not have to contend with very small vessels in the open sea; sail-powered vessels were visible at a greater distance because they had much larger and higher visible surfaces; and sail-powered ships were very much slower than modern ships. Moreover, smaller ships were not terribly faster than larger ships. (This is of course assuming you are comparing modern pirates in small-craft to historical pirates in small-craft; historically, most pirates were in much larger craft, there were fewer of them, and they cost more to operate, which is why they could be relatively easily stopped by naval units.)

      None of those facts apply to modern piracy.

      And yet our guys managed to take back their ship with fists. Who said they have to 'stand watch' anyway? If you see the pirates coming you break out the guns and prepare to resist. As it stands now all they can do is get on the radio and pray the Navy gets there before they get boarded. Not a situation I'd want to be in.....

      Because if you don't stand watch, how, exactly, do you plan to see the pirates coming?

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    70. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in the US Navy we used to do shipboard security drills every day in port. For the "mob on the pier" the drill was to deploy the firefighting team at the top of the gangplank with a fire hose. Nobody could get up the plank with a 2 1/2 inch hose opened up on them. Works great and you never run out of ammo.....

    71. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by swb · · Score: 1

      A fine weapon but 7.62x51 doesn't really have the range or the terminal ballistics at marine engagement distances, plus is likely to be whipsawed by the winds on the open ocean a lot more than the much heavier 12.7x99 .50 cal round. You really want a round that will still puncture mild steel trawler cabins at distances where the 7.62x39 AK round just falls into the ocean. This keeps the crew from being at risk while still being able to lethally engage the pirates.

      I think the penetration power of the .50 cal round sinking or at least crippling pirate boats is a win. They may give up if they start taking on water, and short of carpet bombing coastal Somalia, disabling or destroying the capability to pirate via boat sinking or damaging helps suppress piracy.

      Only real drawback is the question of accuracy, but I would think a M82 mounted on a fluid head mount would probably be pretty easy to shoot accurately at boat-sized targets. The idea is to put fire on the vessel, not try to earn SEAL head shots.

      From news accounts, I think the "successful" pirates can be pretty easily identified by the large houses and extravagant lifestyles the ransoms provide. I think the military should seriously consider precision airstrikes against known pirate shore targets.

    72. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "An M-16 with a full clip."

      Nah - they need to be too close. A pair of Ma Deuce mounted in the bow and stern could take care of the problem almost a mile away.

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    73. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this is the best pirate repellent of all...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owouynBXC4g

      100% guaranteed to work!!!

    74. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by xelah · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced that arming huge numbers of civilian owned ships with crews from wherever's-cheap-this-week with heavy weaponry and then sending them to the middle east will make the world a safer place. Think what happens when they land in the hands of criminals, pirates, insurgents, hostile navies and terrorists. You've really got no hope of keeping control of all those weapons.

    75. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by rts008 · · Score: 1

      High sea pirates need to be turned into hamburger floating on the waves to feed the fishes.

      [my emphasis]

      That's chum, you landlubber!

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    76. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LRAD is expensive. Bullets are cheap.

    77. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Bayoudegradeable · · Score: 1

      .223 seems a bit wimpy. What about .50 cal? Or better yet, Exocets!

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    78. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by rts008 · · Score: 1

      HehHehHeh!
      A few captains like Honor Harrington would put fear into pirate hearts for sure!

      I just finished 'Storm From the Shadows'(latest in that series, and does not disappoint) No spoilers except to say that you will like it as much as the rest of the series.

      BTW, if you like that series, you might also like Steve White's "the Stars at WarI & II".
      Can be found here to read online as 'html', or download the whole cd in a zip file.

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    79. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by TekJannsen · · Score: 1

      Sounds good until the pirates start showing up with even bigger weapons. Remember that they aren't an underfunded bunch and escalation will happen fairly quickly.

    80. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but if our pirate gets in close, I tend to think Rate of fire is now more important than what we're firing, if your pirate is 50 yards off would you still want that M82? What would you change to if he managed to board somehow?

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    81. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by es330td · · Score: 1

      Good luck with this option on an oil tanker. The good news is that the pirates won't get the ship. The bad news is that nobody else will either.

    82. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

      Why not shotguns? I assume most anti-pirate shooting is at close range, and you don't need to be too accurate to hit your target.
      That would work. I suggested the SMG due to its faster rate of fire, higher capacity, quicker reloads, and lower recoil, but it's really a matter of choice.
      If you're defending yourself from only one or two intruders at less that 50 feet, it's hard to do better than a semi-auto 12-gauge with 00-buckshot.

    83. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I'd rather have a mounted weapon like a .50 cal (12.7mm for you SI guys).

      Either a M2 Browning or a Russian Kord. The big threat isn't so much small assult rifes, but RPG attack. An RPG can punch holes in the hull and ignite cargo of fuel. An RPG has a range of 1000m or so, a 50 cal, 2000m or so. Put a qualifed operator on board with plenty of ammo, and some sort of international agreement, and behave as humainly as possible (warning shots across bows of aggressors).

      The downside? Possible escalation.

    84. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6712/is_3_210/ai_n28831382/

      No idea regarding veracity, but this article says a phalanx will set you back from $6.5 to $10 million. This is assuming that the US/UK gov't would sell them to anyone....which ain't happening.

      Picture a house with one of these posted on each corner of the roof....with one word each of GET OFF MY LAWN painted on them. Only cost you $40 million...plus whatever pockets you'd have to grease to be allowed to buy them.

    85. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by thethibs · · Score: 1

      A child's toy. A 20mm Lahti would make more sense. It's a joy to shoot and can easily hole a boat below the water line.

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    86. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by mi · · Score: 1

      but how long before a scared poorly trained sailor has emptied that clip?

      Or a good-shooting sailor discharged it — with perfectly respectable kill-ratio — at innocent fishermen? A real Navy made that mistake last November, for example.

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    87. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by mjwx · · Score: 1
      It scares me that people like you are able to procreate.

      Deadly force, however applied, must be used. There are multiple choices, after all.

      Flat out not true.

      Historically when certain sea lanes became unsafe the merchant sailors started sailing via another route. It hasn't gotten to the point where it is less expensive to sail around cape horn yet but make the shipping companies pay for a military operation and it will be.

      People, these are armed robbers we are talking about. For whatever reason, they have decided to TAKE valuable items from innocent men who are only trying to make a living. Merchant mariners put their lives at risk to deliver the goods, only to have armed robbers come aboard, shove weapons in their faces, and demand their livelihoods from them.

      Sailors whose lives are at risk don't have that luxury.

      So far not a single sailor has been killed, all they want money and killing their bargaining chips is the fastest way to ensure that doesn't happen. As recent events have shown, pirates are willing to engage in revenge attacks and they are also quite ineffective at it.

      Secondly, your proposition of putting firearms into sailors hands is asking them to put their own lives at risk even more. Remember that bullets fly both ways, if you're close enough to shoot them, they are close enough to shoot you. Your asking civilian merchantmen to act like trained professional soldiers and frankly you're delusional if you think that's possible without actually turning them into trained soldiers (this is too expensive, consider that much of the crew is relatively unskilled and is paid after that fashion).

      Convoys. No ship transits the Gulf Monday thru Thursday. On Friday, one full fledged convoy transits southbound, and another transits northbound. The rest of the week, the Naval pirate killers patrol far and wide, searching for pirates to kill.

      Once again, who is going to pay for it?

      Nothing is being done because no-one wants to foot the bill, do you want this operation coming out of your pocket?

      repeat - I am simply amazed that so many people, around the world, can sit on their asses and pretend to know what life at sea is like, pretend to know how to deal with pirates, and they've never walked aboard a fucking SHIP!!

      I'd extend the same question to you. You make it sound as if piracy is a wide spread pandemic, rather then being confined to a few small area's and apart from the Gulf of Aden they aren't on major shipping lanes. Remember we've not had to deal with pirates in this manner in over 4 generations. The current inaction is not because of inability or lack of options, it simply because there are too many vested interests (political and corporate) and too few people wanting to pay for the solution.

      BTW, my uncle is a merchant seaman (mothers side), and my grandfather was a merchant seaman (Fathers side), 2 of my mates are heavy diesel mechanics who have done stints aboard ships, they just don't think about piracy as it didn't happen until recently. As I said before, captains know of the area's that have pirate activity and avoid them, this is the first time a sea lane has come under pirate attack in a long time, right now its the companies that don't want to divert around South Africa, not the captains.

      Let's get over this abhorrence we have for deadly force. If someone is trying to rob, rape, or kill you, the scum needs to be put down.

      Oh how ignorant.

      Some people like living in a land where an effective defence is a 2 by 4 or crow bar. Most criminals are abject cowards, when they have to get within punching range to attack you they tend to think twice. I personally prefer not having to kill in order to be safe. Threat of violence is enough to stop most crims where I live.

      Saying that deadly vi

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    88. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LRAD and water cannon won't kill the pirate either, which is a "bad thing". If the whole point of these high-tech gadgets is simply to delay the pirates long enough for the guys with the guns to get there, then the ships should be armed instead.

      And, since the M16A2, the "rock and roll" setting has gone away, replaced with a 3-round burst setting, so the "scared poorly trained sailor" won't empty that magazine quite so fast, and if he does, reload.

      But hey, if today's "men" would nut-up and actually fire a weapon, they might actually find that, despite what gun-haters would have you believe, it doesn't really require a lot of "training" to fire a weapon or become a "marksman". Typically, you've either got it or you don't, and even the "don'ts" can hit a target at 200 m if a few simple concepts are applied.

      You folks have got to get over this phobia you have about guns. Seriously.

      Oh, and it's called a MAGAZINE, not a "clip". The M1 uses a clip, which is completely different.

    89. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Be afraid. Be very afraid. It's people like me who stand between you and the bad guys. Without people like me, people like you WOULDN'T be procreating, ya ignorant boob.

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    90. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anenome · · Score: 1

      Let's just view it like attacking a castle. We clearly, then, need ramparts at the tops of ships behind which can be placed Elven archers. Any ladders or ropes fly up, they just cut the ropes and push off the ladders while dumping flaming pots of oil down on their attackers, conveniently obtained from the oil-tanker's hold, and voila, no more pirates XD

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    91. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Be afraid. Be very afraid. It's people like me who stand between you and the bad guys.

      Yeah right, sure you are. The only line of defence, the trained police, armed forces and political systems of Australia are useless and all peace is due to one armed redneck from missura (intentional misspelling, try phonetics if you miss the joke).

      Realistically, I'm not the one who's afraid here, jumping at shadows and trying to convince everyone else that they are going to be raped, robbed and murdered unless they are armed to the hilt (in which case you'll just be shot, real improvement there Billy Ray). I'm the one saying things are pretty alright were I live, don't need a gun, haven't been broken into, threatened, robbed, or in any way diminished, so yeah, things are pretty alright. But if it makes you feel better:

      There's an EVIL ISLAMOJEW, REBUBLOCRAT, COMMIE TERRORIST BEHIND YOU !!!ONE11!!!. End hyperbole.

      Without people like me, people like you WOULDN'T be procreating, ya ignorant boob.

      I'm not even going ask how you believe that. I'm sorry but rednecks aren't "the Protectors of the World (TM)". Get rid of your guns and as we say in Australia, harden the fuck up.

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    92. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Small arms, and hand weapons can be permitted aboard a merchant, with little problem, with little alteration of existing treaties. A machine gun gets to be a little bit problematical.

      A crew served weapon such as you suggest would drastically change a ship's status under any and all existing treaties.

      While I approve, look at the arguments about a few rifles. Crap, every idiot in the world is upset over the idea of an M-16. No way will we ever get a 3" gun approved.

      Never mind the idiots below who don't know what a 3" gun is - you phrased your post exactly right. ;)

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    93. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I am sure there are a few people out there who believe that the pirates are simply in need of some milk and flowers and that they only do what they do because their mothers don't love them, or something. I suspect, though, that the reason many people are reticent to advocate force is that they think (rightly or wrongly) that it won't work. Personally, I have my doubts - I think the economic incentive means that an arms race is inevitably futile, and that a better approach is to simply ensure that the pirates never, ever get rewarded for piracy.

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    94. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      FULL METAL JACKET

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    95. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      Typical M-16 magazines hold 30 rounds. A trained user should be able to get at least five kills from that magazine, and reloading takes only a few seconds.

      You do realize that both ships will be moving about quite a bit? I doubt that a once trained, but unpracticed shooter will be very effective with a rifle until the pirates are already on board (at which point you lose your greatest advantage).

      Small arms are far more effective than the mad-scientist weapons mentioned, because they are much cheaper, far more reliable, easier to use, and have a deterrence factor: pirates will avoid ships they think involve a high risk of death, and dead (or wounded and captured) pirates don't get to raid again.

      I don't see how guns are cheaper, more reliable and easier to use than a water cannon (which can also be used for fire fighting). You can easily guide the fairly wide, continuous water beam to your target. That is much easier than firing a gun accurately. You can train with a water cannon fairly often, but when are the crew members going to practice firing their guns? On the high seas there are no targets for target practice, so the crew will have no idea if they are shooting well. Near harbors, you aren't allowed to fire guns. So the guns will stay in storage until the pirates attack. Then they can only hope that the guns will actually work (after not having been cleaned for years) and that the crew can use them effectively.

      Also, unlike the fixed position water cannons and sound cannons, small arms can be used more easily once the pirates have boarded.

      That depends on the ship. If the cannon can reach the entire deck, it may well be more effective, especially since you can use the cannons by remote control. In a small arms fight on a ship, there is a pretty high chance of getting killed. I don't see why the crew would take that risk instead of simply surrendering. After all, the crew generally survives being taken hostage.

      If the water cannon was a better weapon than a rifle, then military ships and land units (which, unlike commercial ships, do not have legal restrictions on what weapons they employ) would use them instead of rifles.

      That is a pretty silly argument because military units have highly trained military units that are willing to kill. Their primary task is to fight other military units (99% of the weapons of a warship are hugely overpowered for dealing with pirates). Military warships would look completely different if they were designed for pirate hunting. This is a story about warships using water cannons as weapons, since their regular weaponry was hugely overpowered.

    96. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Moe1975 · · Score: 1

      or a good ol' M-14, with a full clip, and a 10x scope

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    97. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even better - let a loose a few honey badgers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_badger

    98. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      How about a Vulcan Gattling gun with 70mm depleted Uranium shells?

    99. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I really am not accustomed to hearing an AUSTRALIAN sounding so damned ignorant. Your prejudice stands out loud and clear, however. Redneck. Billy Ray. Missura. You sound just like a refugee from the Los Angeles ghettos.

      And, apparently illiterate as well. I said people LIKE ME. Read it carefully, you little hippy puss. People LIKE ME. Are you going to badmouth all the ANZACS who have died around the world, to protect your worthless ass? Anzacs who went ashore in godforsaken places with my dad in world war 2? People LIKE ME, and LIKE MY DAD, and LIKE MY SON.

      No, you are NOT like any of us.

      And, no, you wouldn't be procreating without people like me.

      Get over it, you sheltered little pussy. You don't have the answers to squat. If you can possibly get untangled from your Mama's apron strings, you should get out in the world, and learn what real life is all about. Join the service. Serve. Give something of yourself. That is, if there IS anything of you that is worth giving.

      If you're man enough, you may have the privilege of meeting my son in Korea or Germany. IF.

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    100. Re:Best pirate repellent of all by swb · · Score: 1

      Inside of 500 yards, full auto makes a ton of sense. M249 SAWs would probably be ideal since they could be used shipboard.

  2. Perfect anti-pirate device by indy_Muad'Dib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a firearm, worked as a defense against boarding parties hundreds of years ago, it will work just as well now.

    1. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by indy_Muad'Dib · · Score: 1

      also, frosty piss and Natalie Portman with hot grits just to get it out of the way.

    2. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      frosty piss

      I love your sense of comic timing. This is the last thing I expected way down here!

      Natalie Portman with hot grits

      and BOOBIES! Naked and PETRIFIED!

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    3. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Most vessels hundreds of years ago didn't haul cargo that emitted explosive gases...

    4. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read the time stamps.

      next time turn off "Enable Dynamic discussions" before posting.

    5. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by randallbsmith · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that many seaports will not allow entry to vessels carrying firearms. Besides, I like the Keystone Cop effect resulting from the fire hose plus slippery surface!

    6. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      read the time stamps.

      I did. It was a full minute after the first post... :D

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    7. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only works on French crews.

    8. Re:Perfect anti-pirate device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So will that LRAD blasting some Bjork at 190db - anyone that does not get scared away by that - deserves to be shot...

  3. A better plan? by arizwebfoot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it more humane to flood those little pirate boats and let the pirates drown then just shooting them in the head?

    Bettery yet, why not take x number of ships, create a convoy that is protected by x number of war ships from different nations and run them through? Each nation gets it's chance to be the flag ship so that eveyone gets the credit. .

    It worked good enough in WWII and would work now, unless the pirates get smart and buy a bunch of used U-Boats. But then sinking their loot would kind of defeat the purpose wouldn't it?

    You start killing pirates and making it really risky to be a pirate and there won't be any more pirates willing to take the risk. Kinda like the old saying, "There are old pirates and there are bold pirates, but there are no old bold pirates".

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    1. Re:A better plan? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it more humane to flood those little pirate boats and let the pirates drown then just shooting them in the head?

      Pirates have access to the same life preserver technology the rest of us do — better than most, because they can keep the best of what they have stolen. Ditto for life rafts.

      Personally, I could give one tenth of one shit what happens to any pirate, but it would probably be too much effort. If I'm on the ocean and you announce (or display) intent to board my ship by force, and I have a 20mm cannon, I'm going to fucking open up and turn your shit into sawdust.

      If you can afford a boat worth taking by force, then you should be able to afford a .50 cal machine gun and find someone to source it for you.

      Unfortunately there are a lot of countries which don't believe in your right to protect yourself. Mexico is among them; a lot of people have been boarded and had their boat seized by the Mexican authorities because they had a mere rifle for self-defense. So if you do carry firearms on your boat (you'd be fucking insane not to, but whatever) you're going to need some VERY good hidey-holes. I suggest actually putting them behind a panel that you can easily break through; the people who board your boat legally (which they can do on pretty much any pretext; even your car is legally better-protected and the powers-that-be can take that away from you at almost any pretext in most countries) are quite used to looking for smuggling compartments.

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    2. Re:A better plan? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Because for untrained merchant marine people, it is easier to aim a firehose than to shoot to kill.

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    3. Re:A better plan? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      If Mexican corrupt government boarded for the crime of having "1 rifle", they didn't have enough.

      They should have had a rifle for everybody, plus a few 50 cals aimed on the dumb asses who tried coming on the ship.

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    4. Re:A better plan? by crizpiz · · Score: 1

      Its not that its more humane to drown the pirates then to shoot them in the head, its a simple matter of insurance. The insurance price for a ship with guns is astronomically higher then one without. This is such a big deal that the merchant ships, such as the ones in this article, are looking for a way to protect themselves, and yet not pay the extra insurance costs.

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    5. Re:A better plan? by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      You start killing pirates and making it really risky to be a pirate and there won't be any more pirates willing to take the risk. Kinda like the old saying, "There are old pirates and there are bold pirates, but there are no old bold pirates".

      That logic doesn't work on someone who hates his life.

      A heavily armed ship would be an even more desirable target than an unarmed one. If you put more armed ships out there, then at some point, some clever pirate is going to figure out a way to seize one by stealth or trickery.

      A weapon that can't be carried by a small maneuverable ship avoids this problem.

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    6. Re:A better plan? by Balial · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Is it more humane to flood those little pirate boats and let the pirates drown then just shooting them in the head?

      If you give the merchant vessels guns, when the pirates do succeed, they will have more guns and it becomes a more deadly game for everyone. If you give the merchant vessels non-leathal, not so portable repellants then you don't risk them using those weapons against you.

    7. Re:A better plan? by ckaminski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They already have RPGs, WTF is another AK-47 going to do to up the ante on the pirates' side?

    8. Re:A better plan? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I say, use Gregorian fire for Greater Glory.

      Alternatively, try to find a way to make Somalia a place that doesn't require a badly trained navy militia : the same pirates that collect "taxes" on behalf of a non-existent government are also the ones that chase down the fishing boats that illegally deplete Somalia's fish stocks, and who chase the tankers illegally dumping nuclear toxic wastes out of their coast. I say, we either tolerate both piracy and illegal foreign behavior, or we solve both at the time. Only slashing pirates could result in the next generation of Jihadists.

      Also, interesting act : before the recent pitiful rescue operation by the French forces, not a single hostage has ever been armed by a pirate. Is it really fair to use lethal force against them ?

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    9. Re:A better plan? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I gotta agree with that. One function of being an armed boat is to prevent piracy by OFFICIALS, like, uh, said Mexican gov't.

      Yeah, sometimes it'll escalate, but sometimes that's what it takes to draw attention to the problem.

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    10. Re:A better plan? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It works fine once you run OUT of people who hate their lives. Which if you shoot them, you will, since the number of people willing or able to become pirates is not infinite.

      As to seizing a gunboat and making away with it, I gather this has been done -- and then along came the navy and blew 'em out of the water.

      But letting them get away with it because of the drawbacks of fighting them is not a good solution.

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    11. Re:A better plan? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Bettery yet, why not take x number of ships, create a convoy that is protected by x number of war ships from different nations and run them through? Each nation gets it's chance to be the flag ship so that eveyone gets the credit. .

      Addressing only this point, shipping businesses have decided that the opportunity cost of waiting until enough ships are loaded to form a convoy is greater than the probability of an attach multiplied by the expected cost of a ransom. The problem is roughly the same one that afflicted the housing and derivatives market. They look at the short term costs "possible ransom cost < convoy cost" and ignore the long term problems like "incentivizing piracy".

      These pirates generally aren't ideological extremists; they do this because it's one of the few financially viable job options in Somalia. And it's only viable because accountants don't consider psychology when assessing costs.

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    12. Re:A better plan? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      You start killing pirates and making it really risky to be a pirate and there won't be any more pirates willing to take the risk. Kinda like the old saying, "There are old pirates and there are bold pirates, but there are no old bold pirates".

      You're talking about people who are living in Somalia.

      They are more likely to be killed by a rival warlord faction member in the streets than to be while out pirating in the ocean.

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    13. Re:A better plan? by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      What's another M-16 or AK47 since they have RPGs and such. On the other hand, even a standard hunting rifle can do a lot to stop the pirates. They are using small open boats which are fast and because of their size the warships can't detect them on radar. Shooting at them from the relatively high deck of a merchant ship, even at long range, will quickly put holes in these tiny boats which will end the problem quickly.

      If the pirates try to respond by armoring their boats then they will loose the advantage of speed and stealth which will make it harder to catch up to a cargo ship that runs and harder to evade a warship.

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    14. Re:A better plan? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Is it really fair to use lethal force against them ?

      That's the funniest thing I've seen posted in quite some time.
      I hope that was sarcasm that I missed.

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    15. Re:A better plan? by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      It works fine once you run OUT of people who hate their lives. Which if you shoot them, you will, since the number of people willing or able to become pirates is not infinite.

      Yeah, but there sure are a lot of them.

      As to seizing a gunboat and making away with it, I gather this has been done -- and then along came the navy and blew 'em out of the water.

      Yeah, but how much does that cost?

      But letting them get away with it because of the drawbacks of fighting them is not a good solution.

      There's no such thing as a solution. All you ever do is transform the problem into a different problem that you're willing to live with.

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    16. Re:A better plan? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The use of deadly force as a threat is all that is required for responding with deadly force. In fact using an object that appears to be a deadly weapon, or claiming to have such a weapon, and using it to coerce others is enough to justify deadly force as a response.

      If the pirates don't want to risk being killed outright then they shouldn't be carrying weapons let alone firearms and RPG's.

  4. Wait a minute by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now hold on just a minute, I thought the best pirate repellant was a good, old-fashioned lawsuit. Are you telling me the RIAA LIED to me? I am shocked, SHOCKED I say.

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    1. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope...the best pirate repellent is KY. Read the post please!

    2. Re:Wait a minute by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah, that's an awesome idea! Instead of wasting bullets, let's throw lawyers and lobbyists at them! And we can start with the RIAA and work our way up to the ones working for Disney. Now that's what I call killing two birds with one stone.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute by dmatos · · Score: 1

      I think the Pastafarians have their causation backwards, and in order to get rid of pirates, we should be contributing more to global warming.

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  5. what about the microwave pain gun? by krakround · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds like a perfect application. No one is really concerned about the comfort of pirates.

    1. Re:what about the microwave pain gun? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Given that said gun is designed for extremely low penetration(skin surface only) and microwaves tend to interact with water, I'd be less than wholly surprised if taking a quick seawater dip, and wearing long sleeves, would be enough to allow you to approach and fire on the emitter.

      I could certainly be wrong(and I'd hope, though not necessarily expect, that Raytheon would test something like that before the started trying to sell them); but the world is full of high-tech wizbangs that can be defeated by trivial countermeasures.

    2. Re:what about the microwave pain gun? by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System
      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/v-mads.htm

      this is what I was thinking. You wouldn't be able to use it with the fire hoses, since the spray in the air would block the microwaves, but it's something to try.

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  6. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why don't they just use guns? Killing a bunch of pirates will not lead to "escalation". It will simply make it too dangerous for the pirates to be pirates. The very reason they're able to do it right now is that it's not dangerous to them at all because of people pussy-footing around them. If you just start killing them, a lot less of them will be willing to be pirates, because it will be too dangerous. It'd be pretty easy to staff ships with gunmen that are far better equipped and better trained than the pirates.

    1. Re:Why? by twidarkling · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, in their minds, it will make the pirates more willing to kill. After all, if people will potentially shooting at you, you're more likely to shoot first if someone looks funny. Frankly, I'm a fan of the convoy idea. Heck. One destroyer could protect a dozen commercial vessels, I'm sure.

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    2. Re:Why? by sunking2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because many ports of call won't allow a ship with armed men on it to enter. Do you really think we would allow Long Beach to be full with a bunch of well armed container ships? Once you enter a countries waters, you have to play by their rules. And that typically means you can't go there armed. Being on a ship doesn't change that. If I can't buy a 50 cal, why should I let some foreign sailor into my port with one.

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if the pirates get an upperhand and take over the ship despite the firepower used against them, they will score a bunch of guns rather than just cheap consumer goods.

    4. Re:Why? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      The next logical step will then be exploitation of class warfare memes to make the shipping companies pay for the destroyer. Which is probably a lot more cost than they will be willing/able to absorb. Arming merchants is a far more cost effective step for similar benefit. Face it, you just don't like the idea of someone who isn't employed by a government having a weapon. It's ok for you to feel that way, but be honest. The problem with that mode of thinking is the distinction drawn between people employed by a government and those not employed by a government. They're all still people, with all the attendant weaknesses of our kind.

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    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One destroyer could protect a dozen commercial vessels, I'm sure.

      And how well does that scale to 20,000 vessels/year passing through those waters?

    6. Re:Why? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why don't they just use guns?

      In part because it's too expensive. You can't just start handing our guns to the ship crews, they don't have any training and some of them may not be legaly allowed to have guns (due to previous convictions etc) or they may not be trusted with guns by their own company. There would need to be specially trained people on board, something like air marshals. Note that the pirates are typically armed with RPGs and machine guns, so a single guy with a pistol wouldn't make much difference, you'd need to have a bunch of heavily armed people on each ship. Given that 7.5% of all the world's shipping goes through Suez canal, that's literally an entire army that needs to be paid by someone. The incidents of piracy are so miniscule compared to the total amount of shipping that goes through that area that shipping companies find it much cheaper to just pay the ransom.

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    7. Re:Why? by Pinckney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps then there is a market for firearms escrow aboard ships stationed just outside of a nation's territorial waters. You could leave port, arm yourself, sail wherever, and leave your guns behind before arriving in the next port.

    8. Re:Why? by Renraku · · Score: 1

      The convoy idea won't work until someone charges reasonable rates for protection.

      A better idea might be for every big boat to have some people with guns that board a smaller ship while the big ship docks. Or maybe the ports could change around their no-weapons-except-for-criminals rule and make it to where guns are allowed in port, as long as they are locked up by the commanding officer of the ship prior to docking, and that their gun-lock-setup can be inspected by port authority.

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    9. Re:Why? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Actually, it'd scale quite well, if the navy managed to start picking off pirates in decent numbers.

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    10. Re:Why? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Wow. Thanks for telling me how I feel. My eyes are opened, and the sun shines in. ...Wait. No. You're wrong. I don't give a crap if they're armed or not. You'll note I said "In their minds." That means I was explaining THEIR reluctance to use guns. Personally, I'd slap a few rockets and chain guns on the boats, and have every crew member need to qualify on a shooting range to police standards.

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    11. Re:Why? by anglico · · Score: 1

      I thought I read somewhere that some of the ships are too volatile to have firearms aboard. I guess having oil and other explosives aboard with someone very scared shooting willy nilly may make some matters worse.

    12. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think we would allow Long Beach to be full with a bunch of well armed container ships?

      Well, it's already full of well armed criminals. At least I can outrun a container ship. On land, that is...

    13. Re:Why? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      So that's why you have gun lockers on board your ship. Your small arms, which were issued when you left your home port, get put away before you go into port, and because you know what you issued, you have an accurate count and know they're all locked up. (Presumably any port you'd voluntarily sail into is free of pirates.) Isn't that how it used to be done??

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    14. Re:Why? by tsotha · · Score: 1

      They already do convoys. The problem is it raises costs for the shippers since they have to wait around for the convoy to form up, and it limits their maximum speed. A lot of companies are resigned to doing it, but a lot of them aren't.

    15. Re:Why? by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      No, they'd just have lots of guns everywhere.

    16. Re:Why? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      and have every crew member need to qualify on a shooting range to police standards.

      Meaning they miss 85% of the time? ;)

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    17. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude,

      Gun control does not work; tell your state that your supreme court said you could cary any damn gun you please.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_keep_and_bear_arms#United_States

      Why should the police and military have a monopoly on your defense?

    18. Re:Why? by Reziac · · Score: 1
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    19. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brilliant. mostly because this is what i have been yelling for weeks. :)

    20. Re:Why? by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      I'm a little confused about how this makes a foreign flagged ship with arms on any different? This has nothing to do with whether they are secured and safe. It has to do with foreign flagged ships existing in US (or any other that deems things the same) territory with weapons. It's simply not allowed, whether they are secure or not.

    21. Re:Why? by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      I saw something on the news last week about oil tankers. They aren't even allowed to have a flashlight on deck for fear of creating an electrical arc, let alone a gun.

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    22. Re:Why? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Actually, in their minds, it will make the pirates more willing to kill.

      How much more "willing" can you get?

    23. Re:Why? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      As I said to another reply, it's not 1600 anymore, when a single gunboat could take out a port city. And it's not like they need to mount long-range cannon. A few large-calibre machine guns should suffice to repel pirates, and when coming into a civilized port, those could be dismounted and stored in secure lockers just like light arms have been historically.

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    24. Re:Why? by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      Meaning they miss 85% of the time?

      That is acceptable, it won't take many hits in those rickety open boats to keep the pirates bailing water rather than shooting back.

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    25. Re:Why? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Shoot first, shoot everyone?

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    26. Re:Why? by Cathbard · · Score: 1
      To police standards? You mean able to shoot unarmed youths at point blank range? Maybe we should train them to shoot armed enemies at long range instead.

      ;)

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  7. What about the code? by mc1138 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does these guys not accept a parley?!

    1. Re:What about the code? by Massacrifice · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, they don't. Which is why we are all looking for something to convince them to stay home and watch TV or play soccer rather than boarding cargos 300 miles offshore. Maybe unfucking-up their homeland of Somalia would be a better solution. But we can't do that, can we? 'cause there's not enough money to be made from it. There _was_ money to be made from fucking it up, though.

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    2. Re:What about the code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does these guys not accept a parley?!

      Actually its more a set of guidelines than an actual code.

    3. Re:What about the code? by mc1138 · · Score: 1

      My initial comment was a little tongue 'n cheeky, but I agree with you completely. No one really talks about how the piracy started, where initially it was just defending their fishing waters because no local government would do it for them. How their country is so war torn they have no recourse but to turn to piracy. Even look at how they capture for ransom rather than harm or kill, these people aren't doing it out of want, but rather need, combined with the fact that even a year of fishing might barely get them by, but a good capture can bring needed supplies to families back home.

    4. Re:What about the code? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      OK, so out of the 50 million plus dollars that was raised by these 'fishermen' how much went into the building of schools, clinics and other humanitarian aid projects?

      Piracy has been happening in this area for hundereds of years. They even attacked a US warship in 2006. It is not a new problem.

    5. Re:What about the code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tried that, we sent in the US Military in order to ensure the delivery of humanitarian aid and to do something about the rampant warlords in the country. The net result was the Battle of Mogadishu, that resulted in 18 dead Army Rangers and Delta operators. The problem isn't monetary, the problem is that the American people can't stomach the costs.

    6. Re:What about the code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Okay. Tell me, how exactly do we "unfuck" Somalia?

      Last time it was tried, it didn't exactly end too well...

  8. Best Anti-Pirate device? by TinBromide · · Score: 1

    A well trained and silent ninja.

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    1. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by FSWKU · · Score: 1

      Ninjas who also come disguised as Navy SEAL's with sniper rifles.

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    2. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by Pitr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A well trained and silent ninja.

      I submit to you that stating "well trained and silent" before "ninja" is redundant. If one is lacking in either training or the ability to be silent, it precludes one's propensity for ninja-ness.

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    3. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be fair, ninjas and special operations/forces are pretty much the same thing. Ninjas were pretty much feudal Japan's special forces. Their legendary superhuman abilities and magical powers are merely the results of their skill and efficiency. The incredible feats performed by the Navy SEALs and other special forces, while not as easily attributed to magical powers, their feats are often considered superhuman in that the average person could never perform the kinds of things SEALs can.

      In short: NavySEALs == Ninjas

    4. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ninjas who also come disguised as Navy SEAL's with sniper rifles.

      Why disguise them as anything? Disguises only matter if you can actually see the target.
      You can't see ninjas, they're invisible.

    5. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, pirates beat ninjas.

    6. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by ParanoiaBOTS · · Score: 1

      You sir have obviously never seen Beverly Hills Ninja.

    7. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you've never been to a ninja party. Those fuckers are loud when they get drunk.

    8. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      I submit to you that stating "well trained and silent" before "ninja" is redundant. If one is lacking in either training or the ability to be silent, it precludes one's propensity for ninja-ness.

      Presumably, giving someone a little bit of ninja training will cost a lot less than giving someone a lot of ninja training, so depending on your budget, it may be conceivable that you'll choose to hire a poorly trained ninja in order to save money.

      Personally, though, I would consider the poorly trained ninja to be more of "decorative" ninja, which are useful for spicing up parties but not much else.

    9. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. Everybody knows a pirate can beat a ninja with one hook tied behind his back.

    10. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Hoorah!
      Yeah, that was one sweet piece of work. I'd love the opportunity to buy these lads a beer someday, and hear it told their way.

      At least there were no reports of the Operators 'tea-bagging' the pirate corpses as the gunsmoke cleared!!!

      *Disclaimer-I have worked, trained, partied, and have hunted(deer in PA) with various SEAL's over the decades, and some of them can have a sense of humour that is not representative of the mainstream populace...but did always seem pure professionals on the job, though.

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    11. Re:Best Anti-Pirate device? by haggus71 · · Score: 1

      For SEALs it's Hoo-yah! "pays to be a winner!"

  9. Q-boats by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Piracy is a crime and should be treated as such. If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun, you track down the criminals responsible and put them to justice.

    It's well known that the pirates are getting inside information on ship locations and cargoes from associates in Europe. Feed a false tip into the system and arrest the pirates that come calling. Don't try to arm civilians to fight off what could be a relatively well trained and well armed fighting force, you'll just piss of the criminals and they'll be that much more likely to start killing people.

    1. Re:Q-boats by ildon · · Score: 1

      If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun, you track down the criminals responsible and put them to justice.

      Why not do both?

    2. Re:Q-boats by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Piracy is a crime and should be treated as such. If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun, you track down the criminals responsible and put them to justice

      Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

      The fact of the matter is, pirates are NOT criminals. They are pirates. They are completely outside the law and anyone has a right to kill a pirate on the high seas. That was what worked 200 years ago, and its only because the surrenderists are in charge that piracy and lawlessness have made a comeback.

      I'm sick of hearing about how people should trust their government for safety, when it won't do anything to guarantee it.

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    3. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats wrong with killing burglars and home invaders? DOJ stats show armed civilians do just fine in such situations.

      And pirates (basically somali teenagers) are well trained? hahahahahah.

      The point is to kill the criminals before they board your ship/homes. That way they will never board any more ships/homes.

    4. Re:Q-boats by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Piracy is a crime and should be treated as such. If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun,

      You may not, but I would. Especially if I had reason to believe that the local police were getting a kickback from those breaking in. In this case we have reason to believe that what passes for a government in Somalia is getting at least a kickback (if not sponsoring) the pirates.

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    5. Re:Q-boats by Rynd · · Score: 1

      If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun,

      Actually, yes. And it works too. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1818862/posts

    6. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun

      Why not?

    7. Re:Q-boats by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You mean Bush and Co? Cuz they were the ones who were in charge when Piracy in the Gulf of Aden reached its current level.

      No, there's no real point to this post. I just felt like pointing and laughing.

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    8. Re:Q-boats by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Care to laugh at yourself a bit? Bush and Co were not in charge of the Gulf of Aden ("international waters" ring a bell?) and no US ship was attacked until this year. April of this year. Do you feel that Bush was justified in attacking a the people of another country without direct provocation?

      I'm sorry, but you don't seem to be laughing. Here, let me help you get your foot out of your mouth.

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    9. Re:Q-boats by transfixed · · Score: 1

      There's no way in hell I would sit around unarmed if I knew such things were going on around me. I'd be doing my part to make such scum think twice about invading our hometown, and I would hope all my neighbors would be doing the same.

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    10. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't recommend that? Perhaps if you have some good BURGLARS that make sure they do not show up when anyone is home...

      If they are showing up when people are home, a GUN is far more effective than waiting 5-20 minutes for the police to show up (assuming the "burglar" freezes when you point your phone at him, say freeze, dial 911...)

      The same applies to a ship where an instant law enforcement response is out of the question.

      What magical Kool-aid did you and your ilk drink? You live in a FANTASY world.

    11. Re:Q-boats by Ghostworks · · Score: 2, Funny

      If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun

      I'm a Texan engineer: the only problem that can't be solved by a better gun is the problem of how to build a better gun.

    12. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

      Sure, but in the back their minds your family is living in fear wondering whether you might eventually shoot them. As a result, your kids don't confront you about what they see as a great injustice and when you finally get to old age, your kids are are so resentful that you find yourself locked in a state run nursing home.

      So what you really need to be asking yourself is whether its worse to have your television stolen or to be locked up in a state-run nursing home in the waning years of your life.

      ...its only because the surrenderists are in charge that piracy and lawlessness have made a comeback.

      I'm not even sure what that means but the situation in Somalia is bit more complex than a simple failure to arm cargo vessels.

      The bigger issue is what happens to Somalia as a whole. Sure, it would be nice to stop the piracy but eventually there's going to a battle for hearts and minds in Somalia over whether the Somalia as a whole becomes an ally or an enemy of the USA.

      Regardless of who is in the right on this, the USA needs to avoid getting so full of righteous indignation over Somali pirates that it loses the long-term PR struggle in Somalia as a whole.

    13. Re:Q-boats by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Learn to fill in context: we were talking about who is in charge in the US. Furthermore, US-owned ships had been attacked in the past - just not any that were US-flagged AND US-crewed.

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    14. Re:Q-boats by rengav · · Score: 1

      According to the Castle Doctrine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Doctrine) here in the US, you have to wait for the burglar to enter your home. Once they're inside, they're fair game.

    15. Re:Q-boats by nomadic · · Score: 1

      There's an international legal principle called ius cogens, or laws recognized by all nations. Piracy is one of these, and it has been a tradition for several hundred years that all countries have jurisdiction to act against pirates on the high seas.

    16. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article you link to:

      The city's population grew from around 5,000 in 1980 to 13,000 by 1996 [...] In addition to nearly non-existent homicide (murders have averaged a mere 0.19 per year), the annual number of armed robberies, residential burglaries, commercial burglaries, and rapes have averaged, respectively, 1.69, 31.63, 19.75, and 2.00 through 1998.

      Forty-one burglaries per year in a town with a population of 13,000 is considered low?

      When I was growing up in a southern-Ontario town of a slightly smaller size, we locked the front door to show that no one was home, and left the back door unlocked in case someone needed to get in.

    17. Re:Q-boats by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1

      I'm a Texan engineer: the only problem that can't be solved by a better gun is the problem of how to build a better gun.

      I disagree. If you already have a better gun, then the root cause of the problem of how to build a better gun - the need for the better gun - has already been solved.

      Because of this, I submit that there is no problem a better gun cannot solve.

    18. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piracy is a crime and should be treated as such. If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun, you track down the criminals responsible and put them to justice.

       
      Clearly you don't live in Texas.

    19. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I DO recommend every home owner go out and buy a gun and learn to use it properly.

      that is a a proven deturent for home invasion. Many studies have been done and interviews with locked up criminals saying they are more afraid of an armed home owner than a police officer.

    20. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm sick of hearing about how people should trust their government for safety, when it won't do anything to guarantee it."

      Well said. Government needs to be held to the same reasonable standards of responsibility as any other service provider. If your doctor or mechanic fails to provide the service you paid for, you can recover your money or damages. But when government forces you to pay for and depend upon their security services, and renders you incapable of providing for your own security, and then fails to provide that security...that's somehow morally right? Wrong!

    21. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Maybe you should learn a bit about Somalia before speaking. The "government" in Somalia can be any one of four different types of entities depending on what you want to call government.

      The first is the internationally recognized government, which has almost no control, especially of the coastal areas. It has come close to being wiped out before but the Ethiopian military stepped in and occupied large parts of Somalia for a while to keep to recognized government alive. Since the Ethiopians pulled out the recognized government has lost ground again.

      The second are various warlords, who fight amongst themselves making and breaking alliances for control of areas of the country. Many (most?) of them are hand-in-hand with the pirates. There are many different warlords.

      The third are tribal/clan groups, mostly in the northern part that calls itself Puntland. Other than the fact that they are family/tribe based they are basically the same as the warlords. It was with these groups that the US was negotiating with prior to the "happy" ending that ensued with the captain of the Maersk Alabama.

      The final are Islamic Militants. They had been pushing out the warlords and recognized government a few years ago because the populace was sick of the lawlessness and Islamic law seemed better than nothing, until the Ethiopians stepped in and wiped the floor with them. Since the Ethiopians left they have been on the rebound and most likely have ties to pirates as well.

      So basically the only group most likely not getting kickbacks is the group that "passes" for a government, the one the international community recognizes.

    22. Re:Q-boats by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The point is to kill the criminals before they board your ship/homes. That way they will never board any more ships/homes.

      Agreed. Ships in particular should be almost trivial to defend (homes are not). The pirate has the objective of capturing a ship - sinking a ship does nothing but tick off the Navy. The ships are large and that makes them very hard to board. Pirates should be detectable miles away via radar with plenty of time to prepare to repel a boarding attempt.

      When pirates approach a vessel they're completely without cover in open seas. Most likely their ships are far less substantial than the ships they aim to capture. They probably have little more than handheld automatic weapons and RPGs to work with. A well-prepared defense force should be able to sink them before they can even close within the range of their own weapons - and that is only with relatively light armaments like machine gun mounts and maybe a light cannon or two.

      A home is much harder to defend - motion sensors are useless to detect an approaching intruder unless you have a very wide property clear of trees/wind. Your first warning will be once they are actually inside the house (if you have an alarm), at which point you are waking up from sleep and they are fully prepared to confront you. Your only defense is that most crooks will take off at the first indication the owner is awake - if they actually mean to do you harm then you're going to be in trouble. Unlike a ship you can't stop them before they are inside when you have the advantage of cover.

    23. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

      Of course. Who needs to rob houses when they're living comfortably off a lawsuit's winnings?

    24. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That was what worked 200 years ago, and its only because the surrenderists are in charge that piracy and lawlessness have made a comeback.

      Who are the "surrenderists," exactly?

      Piracy was making news even back during the end of Bush's term. And it's only under Obama that any pirates have been killed...

    25. Re:Q-boats by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      If there's a rash of break-ins in your hometown you don't recommend that every home owner goes out and buys a gun.
      You're correct; you don't recommend it, you make it mandatory! It has been very effective, at least in Kennesaw, Georgia. In fact, I'm pretty sure if we declared open season on pirates and turned enough rednecks loose on them with a sufficient supply of bullets and beer, the piracy problem would be pretty quickly resolved.

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    26. Re:Q-boats by rts008 · · Score: 1

      *Standing Ovation Here!*

      Now that is the old American 'Can Do!' spirit!!!

      Well said, sir!

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    27. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

      So every dumb kid who makes a mistake deserves to die? Murderes, rapists etc... OK, maybe. But B&E? Are you serious?

      "+5 Insightful" for the death penalty for break and enter?

      Wow, if slashdot has a reputation for being liberal it is dead wrong.

      Either that or you all really have fallen victim to terrorism (it exists on many scales).

    28. Re:Q-boats by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

      Until you fully wake up and realise that shadow you shot in the middle of the night was you 7 yr old son up for a glass of water, too bad you already shot him out of fear.

      Hey if you can use irrational fear mongering to push a pro-gun agenda, I can use it to push an anti-gun agenda.

      Really remember, if every house has a gun, that means every criminal with a house has a gun. That means every criminal is armed by default. When the criminal breaks into your house with a gun, he's going to be fully awake and on edge, you are going to be half asleep with little or no situational awareness. I do not see this scenario ending well for you, even if you miss your 7 yr old son.

      Me, I prefer living in a a nation where effective defence means keeping a blunt instrument handy. If a criminal has to get within swinging range in order to harm me they tend to turn into complete and total cowards. I like my crims to be cowards, makes defence easier (plus I get to ID the 7 yr old before I do any harm).

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    29. Re:Q-boats by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

      And if they manage to shoot themselves, a family member, neighbour or police officer, if the criminal uses the gun to kill someone, if the person gets killed because they engaged the criminal then you'd get a timely reminder of why years of crime statistics show that home-owner gun ownership actually increases the risk to the household.

    30. Re:Q-boats by subreality · · Score: 1

      You've mistaken this for a partisan issue. Both of the dominant American political parties qualify.

    31. Re:Q-boats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piracy is a crime and should be treated as such.

      "Piracy" is misleading word. Less confusing term you might be looking for is "unauthorized appropriation of detainees, goods and vessels".

    32. Re:Q-boats by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Ha, that's pretty funny. Who's this "we?" You and some little bird on your shoulder? You were the only one talking about the US, and in response to something about the high seas. Unless you are confusing the high seas being some sort of US protectorate.

      You might also want to learn about vessel flagging. A close analogy would be sovereignty. Ownership nationality doesn't mean jack. If an American in France is kidnapped, the French are supposed to take care of it. We don't send commandos. Similar rules with ships.

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  10. Mobility Denial Sytem by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    These guys didn't watch Mythbusters last night, did they?

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  11. Privateers by ring-eldest · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about we reinstate the time honored tradition of privateering? Every privateer gets a representative from a multi-national body of privateer regulators. Kill pirates, take their shit, take their ships. No more pirates.

    1. Re:Privateers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't even need a representative. You just use remote monitoring. Any break in monitoring has to be explained in front of a court. You'd have to prove you were competent, though, we don't need people taking a bunch of arms out and losing them to pirates.

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    2. Re:Privateers by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you think the pirates doing the pirating have anything worth taking?

      There is real money involved, and tracing it might well end up leading to some interesting places; but they are all on shore(as with anything else, management is the place to be when it comes to crime). The seaborne component is a bunch of scrawny kids, with cheap eastern block crap and outboard motors. I'd be shocked if you could cover the gas money, much less merc wages, off the proceeds of a pirate hunt.

    3. Re:Privateers by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      i would agree, but savvy pirates would then monitor for the monitoring signals and bug out before the privateers got to them. Savvy?

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    4. Re:Privateers by ring-eldest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that's the case the shipping companies can coordinate some sort of bounty fund. If this is a multi-billion dollar industry like the news reports claim, there _is_ money to be made in killing these guys.

    5. Re:Privateers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The time-honored tradition of privateers becoming pirates themselves?

    6. Re:Privateers by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      Last week Ron Paul even suggested a way to fund them.

    7. Re:Privateers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Privateer: Hey, you're a pirate! I'm taking your ship! Wait, now I'm a pirate!
      Pirate: Har Har matey. Now I'm a privateer and I'm going to take yer loot, but that'd make me a pirate again....

    8. Re:Privateers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      i would agree, but savvy pirates would then monitor for the monitoring signals and bug out before the privateers got to them. Savvy?

      They're pretty fucking savvy if they can intercept satellite radio communications, which is pretty much what you've got to use for always-on communications on the ocean.

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    9. Re:Privateers by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      forgot to mention that always-on monitoring (video would probably be the choice) by satellite would be to use your incredulity, fscking expensive.

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    10. Re:Privateers by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      and /. dropped my first reply to this:

      who said intercept their communications? carrier detection will do. increasing dB (bars) = someone coming to get you.

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    11. Re:Privateers by steelfood · · Score: 1

      And the 7 greatest captains will be called the Shichibukai. Just don't publically execute Rogers, or we'll all be screwed.

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    12. Re:Privateers by Tarsir · · Score: 1

      Privateers were not pirate hunters. They were private warships sponsored by a country's government to attack some other country's shipping.

    13. Re:Privateers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      We're talking about a paramilitary situation here, the monitoring can be provided under the auspices of the military, which is being freed up to work on other things (and to not get involved) by the privateers. Which military? Take your pick. Also, it doesn't have to be full-time video. Stills and audio are sufficient most of the time. In response to the bozo who posted the sibling to your comment about signal strength, satellite radio is directional, try again.

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    14. Re:Privateers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we reinstate the time honored tradition of privateering? Every privateer gets a representative from a multi-national body of privateer regulators. Kill pirates, take their shit, take their ships. No more pirates.

      Nowadays we call that war.

  12. Snipers worked pretty well once... by dennypayne · · Score: 1

    Why not just hire sniper or two to make the trip with you?

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    1. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised it took as far as your comment for somebody to mention that - no need to carry a squad or 2 of marines when one or 2 snipers with a Barret .50cal and a 20mm, pick off either one guy at long range, say the pirate captain, or the entire ship if they keep coming...

    2. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 1

      Because the snipers(Navy SEALs) fired from 25-30m. That is very close range(The arming range of an RPG is 50m) and they would be shot at by the pirates long before then. Also, shooing at a moving target is difficult, shooting at a moving target, on a moving boat, from a moving boat is extremely difficult. The SEALs have millions of dollars of training spent on them, I doubt a company would be willing to pay $2mil+ for a couple of snipers who can only take out targets at extremely close range.

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    3. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by dennypayne · · Score: 1

      Yes it was short short range in this case, but that is atypical. A cursory search reveals that snipers routinely take out targets 500m away, the current record is over 2000m.

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    4. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the snipers in the recent episode had a hostage they were quite keen on missing. If you don't so much care where your stray bullets go, your effective range is quite a bit further.

      Plus, if an RPG has better effective range than your sniper rifle, then you stock RPGs as "sniper rifles."

    5. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      ...for a couple of snipers who can only take out targets at extremely close range.

      You have exactly no clue of which you speak. This was most likely no more challenging to those guys than 'fishing' with dynamite in a small pond would have been.

      Hint: Note that what they did was three simultaneous head shots, timed perfectly. They did not go for the reliable upper-center torso shot that all military snipers are trained to love and trust. Good timing will get you far.

      Trust me, a SEAL sniper is insanely deadly under adverse conditions much further than 'extremely close range', as you claim. I know this personally by direct experience in working/training with them.

      That's pretty insulting, dude, despite your ignorance.

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    6. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 1

      On land, you have to take into account humidity, wind, drift, drop, and distance. It is extremely difficult to do on land out past 700m or so. My argument was that on a moving boat, shooting at another moving boat, that the 25-30m shots taken by the SEALs were extremely difficult as they were, and that anything past that would be an exponentially more difficult shot. As difficult as it is on land, a sniper on a boat shooting at long range would be much less useful than a machinegunner.

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    7. Re:Snipers worked pretty well once... by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 1

      I wasn't insulting the SEALs quite the opposite, I was describing how difficult the shots were and that they are world class shooters to do what they did. My comment on "extremely close range" was in relation to shots taken on land. Although I shouldn't be surprised by your response, trolling must be entertaining for you.

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  13. I always stock up on repel by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1
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  14. Anything but guns by x_IamSpartacus_x · · Score: 1

    I understand the liability issues involved in stocking guns on a non-military ship (especially a commercial ship), but some of these options sound just as riddled with problems as a simple gun safe that the captain alone has the combo to.

    Imagine that slippery foam stuff accidentally being unleashed all over the deck.
    Imagine some crew members thinking it would be fun to wake up a crew mate with that LRAD and accidentally causing permanent deafness.
    That spray gun sounds pretty awesome (I'd buy two of 'em, and split the crew into two teams on a weekend and let them have at it) but it too has liability issues.

    All the lengths these shipping companies go to to keep from stocking "real guns" on board seem like more of an "appearance to others" issue.
    Since when do shipping companies worry about their PR?

    I'm not in the business nor do I know anyone in the business so I'm sure there is more to it than I can see from here, but these problems seem simpler than they are being treated.

    1. Re:Anything but guns by kheldan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't at all be surprised if the real problem is that the average commercial sailor would say, "Hey, if I wanted to be in the military, I would've joined the military! I don't want to shoot guns OR be shot at, thank you very much!"

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    2. Re:Anything but guns by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I think it has less to do with "PR" (as this thread, and the various newspaper ones I've seen, suggests, there are a lot of people who would be delighted to have a feed of "daily dead pirates" and, even if the public didn't like it, it is hardly difficult to gloss over what happens in a desolate patch of open sea) and more to do with the legal status of armed ships.

      If you want to transport cargo, you have to deal with the regulations of all the various ports, territorial waters, and whatnot you pass through on the trip.

    3. Re:Anything but guns by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I understand the liability issues involved in stocking guns on a non-military ship

      Do you?

      Do you really?

      Because if you do, I'd like to here it.

      Nobody has ever published a single believable argument against having a small secure locker of arms on a merchant ship. Further, this practice was common in all merchant fleets right up to and through the 40s.

      Its not a liability issue at all. There is a far greater legal liability to the shipping companies for failure to protect their crews.

      Some ports have regulations against on-board guns, BUT nearly all such ports that do have ways around them, such as advance declaration, locked cabinets etc.

      No, the only argument presented against arms on merchant ships has nothing to do with liability, and often boils down to "starting an arms race" with the pirates, which is a ridiculous example of reaching and scare mongering.

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    4. Re:Anything but guns by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      then they might want to read a bit of history, recognize that shipping has always been a risky business, and pick another occupation.

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    5. Re:Anything but guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      if any of these non-lethal systems are employeed, I'm quiting my dayjob to hold frieght ships for ransom. My incentive: $millions... My disincentive: loud noises or slipping around and going home empty handed.

    6. Re:Anything but guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if you do, I'd like to here it.

      HEAR != HERE.

    7. Re:Anything but guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't at all be surprised if the real problem is that the average commercial sailor would say, "Hey, if I wanted to be in the military, I would've joined the military! I don't want to shoot guns OR be shot at, thank you very much!"

      Do you know any commercial sailors? I don't know about cargo ship crew, but the commercial fishermen that I've known didn't join the military because the military is a bunch of pussies who are happy to let someone else tell them who they should or shouldn't shoot. They'd not only shoot pirates, they'd ENJOY it.

    8. Re:Anything but guns by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Uh huh, sure. Unless you can present me with someone who is a commercial sailor who actually has been attacked by pirates and has shot back at them, I'll stick to my own guns, so-to-speak. Aside from that, I'd actually be MORE nervous around someone who seems all-to-eager to have the opportunity to shoot at someone, because they're likely going to be trigger-happy and/or really poorly skilled with a firearm and therefore as much of a threat to ME as he might be to the pirates.

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    9. Re:Anything but guns by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      That is completely true. From reading the local newspapers here in croatia with interviews from the released sailors, that is the the exact problem. Those sailors are trained to be sailors; I mean navigation officers, electricians, engine engineers etc, they are not trained to be soldiers, and more importantly, they *don't want* to be soldiers as you said. I have no doubt in my mind that the sailor population would shrink dramatically if everyone is required to have "Weapons and defense certificate".

      And by the way, it seems that many people missed the point with the pirates. I'm quite certain that it would be much more prudent and less expensive to give those pirates a reason not to become pirates, than trying to cure the symptoms by militarization. Moreover, demilitarization of the navy in the last two(?) hundred years was a step in a right direction, but militarization certainly isn't.

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    10. Re:Anything but guns by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Last week, I listened to an interview on NPR about piracy. One of the dudes from Maersk said that the main reason they don't have guns on board is simple: The insurance companies don't want guns on board.

      Actually successful piracy is actually very low. Insurance companies would rather just pay the ransom every so often than deal with the aftermath of a firefight.

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    11. Re:Anything but guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. This spin on the topic of arming the seamen is just too much balogna. They clearly do need to be armed, perhaps in addition to having other measures to deter pirates. But in the end, then need powerful, scoped, semi-auto rifles of a decent calibre (.308 or larger). They need to be trained in their use as well. OR, they need to hire private security to accompany vessels in the area around Somalia. Calling in the patrol vessels to rescue them doesn't work unless they are in the vicinity.

    12. Re:Anything but guns by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Nobody has ever published a single believable argument against having a small secure locker of arms on a merchant ship. Further, this practice was common in all merchant fleets right up to and through the 40s."

      Lawyers. Lots of lawyers. They tend to congregate in, but not limited to, large shipping and insurance companies.

      To date it has probably been cheaper to pay the ransome than the training costs and lawyer fees involved in implementing such an idea.

      I would also guess that it is more likely that the weapons would be used on each other than on pirates. Speaking of liability...

    13. Re:Anything but guns by icebike · · Score: 1

      > I would also guess that it is more likely that the weapons would be used on each other than on pirates.

      Guns locked in gun safe in the captains quarters and the keys held by the captain and his second some how reach out and spur the crew to homicidal violence.

      Is that the theory you are going with?

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    14. Re:Anything but guns by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      Further, this practice was common in all merchant fleets right up to and through the 40s.

      But it's not common practice anymore, which sort of implies that maybe someone has published at least one believable argument against it. Otherwise it''s a pretty significant change to happen for absolutely no reason at all.

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    15. Re:Anything but guns by icebike · · Score: 1

      Lack of need perhaps?

      (Not to state the blatantly obvious).

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    16. Re:Anything but guns by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Because if you do, I'd like to here it.

      - I'm with you, but I would go one further than that, I'd like to there it!

    17. Re:Anything but guns by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      Right, because piracy was non-existent until recently when CNN started covering it.

      "Pirates are only one of the challenges facing the Stella Lykes." - http://www.johnmcphee.com/looking.htm

      A great book about the merchant marines BTW.

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  15. WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by chill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought the whole idea of not arming crews was to prevent possible death to the crews. Do these people think that only applies to GUNS, and not other forms of arms? The pirates are armed with guns, RPGs and the like, not fucking water pistols. They do not have a "stun" setting. Does anyone in their right mind think the pirates, after getting a ship flooded or tasered aren't going to actually use the weapons THEY have? Do they expect the pirates to say "Gosh, you fought fair and humanely. We'll just ignore all that extra effort, pain and discomfort."

    Wrong.

    How about just adding armed and trained guards to the ships? Maybe armed and trained escort ships? Q-boats? A Naval destroyer sitting in the main bay, shelling their HQ?

    Or is this just the kinder, gentler pirates of the 21st century?

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  16. Why the hell... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why the hell NOT guns?

    It's what the pirates use. And it's been used for hundreds of years as the first deterrents. Even our military used cannonfire against the first pirates when they captured one of our civilian vessels back in the 1800's. Those pirates then were Muslim during 1700Barbary War, and gee, the pirates are still in Muslim lands.

    What else than guns? Try RPGs.

    That's what pirates, no, Peoples of Islam understand. Power.
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            It was written in their Koran, that all nations which had not acknowledged the Prophet were sinners, whom it was the right and duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every muslim who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to paradise. He said, also, that the man who was the first to board a vessel had one slave over and above his share, and that when they sprang to the deck of an enemy's ship, every sailor held a dagger in each hand and a third in his mouth; which usually struck such terror into the foe that they cried out for quarter at once.

    Wikipedia snippet from First Barbary War

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    1. Re:Why the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell NOT guns?

      Because there are advantages to having people like you - someday Somalia is going to end up with a real government and whether that government turns out to be an ally or an enemy of the USA is going to depend to a large extent on popular opinion.

      Now, you probably can't possibly imagine how anyone in Somalia would think that it was wrong for a US ship to kill Somali pirate - but there's some things you also probably don't know about the situation.

      First, the piracy got started as a response to commercial fishing vessels that were encroaching on Somali fishing grounds - and putting the local Somali fishermen out of business. Second, the big commercial shipping companies had made a deliberate decision to allow the piracy because it was cheaper to allow the losses to be covered by insurance than to have to send a bunch of lawyers to a commission investigating the killing of people from Somalia (pirates) by employees of the shipping company (the ship's crew).

      If all of a sudden ships from the USA start gunning down people from Somalia there's going to be a lot of people in Somalia who think that it's the USA's fault (first "the USA" steals Somlia's fish and then "the USA" lures honest Somalians into piracy and then "the USA" starts gunning down Somalians - who happen to be husbands and fathers and brothers and sons of the people of Somalia).

      That's what pirates, no, Peoples of Islam understand. Power.

      Any time you have superficial religious differences and a large power differential, there is going to be some sense of persecution. If the USA was Muslim and Somalia was Christian then you would have Christians in Somalia feeling persecuted.

      Ironically, Muslims in Somalia do "understand" power - but not in the way you imagine. Muslims understand that the USA uses it's power to push them around - because the USA doesn't feel the need to treat people of other religions fairly.

      As much as a display of "power" (simple-minded aggression) might be reassuring to people in the USA who laying awake at night afraid of "the Muslims", it would only make the underlying problem worse.

    2. Re:Why the hell... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Boo hoo.

      Commercial boats are fishing in their areas. They, as a sovereign power have a really cool thing called a Letter of Marque they can use. Any ship in their national border could be boarded, plundered and ship taken. However, this would count if they are in national waters with approval of their government.

      Now, go look where these recent pirates were at: NOWHERE near Somalia national waters.

      Secondly, you did NOT read the quote or the source where it was linked to. Its not some "superficial religious differences". It's they literally want Sharia, and they believe that non-believers are only worthy as a slave race. For that, they AND their religion can go to hell. Literally and figuratively.

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    3. Re:Why the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secondly, you did NOT read the quote or the source where it was linked to. ...they believe that non-believers are only worthy as a slave race.

      Interesting that you should mention the belief that certain classes of people should be slaves - seeing as how your quote involves Thomas Jefferson who was, himself, a slave owner.

      If we are going to delve that far back into history to decide what a religion believes, then we may as well accept that Christians think that black people are only worthy to be slaves - which is, itself, interesting in that the current business with the Somali pirates involves a Christian country (the USA) up against people who would have been considered to be black (and only worthy of slavery) by the Christian country.

      One of the things Thomas Jefferson did get right, though, was separation of church and state - the rejection of the prevalent belief in Europe at the time that the government should decide prohibit bad religions (that is, the rejection of the belief that different religions could not successfully coexist in the same country).

      I don't know if you're from the USA but it's interesting that, by busting on Muslims, you are rejecting one of the fundamental founding principles of the USA.

    4. Re:Why the hell... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      True, Jefferson was a slave owner, but that's aside the point. I believe there's a logical fallacy in that kind of reasoning.

      "delve that far back into history to decide what a religion believes"

      But, we dont need to. Go read the Koran. Taste the cruelty and hatred. I'm sure you can find the links to the cruelty in the Bible too here.

      And there's been plenty of Fatwas about infidels and such things. And that they want to see the flag of Islam over the White House. That hatred has never been gone. Too bad, though. I'm sure the world would be a much more interesting place if we had free communication from the lands that created Algebra and so much schools of thought the past ages. Now, they care nothing of rights (especially women) and are willing to see horrible things happen to those NOT of their religion. At least, Christ taught that of compassion towards all... Too bad that Christians aren't the same.

      "One of the things Thomas Jefferson did get right, though, was separation of church and state"

      True, he was right about that, for sure. However, I just highlighted the fact that this wasn't the first time we went against Muslim Pirates. That was more of a fact than a "Ban Islam!!!". Of course, since I cannot read Arabic, I cannot comment on what the nature of the Quran says. I can, however, read translations. And they are violent. Even moreso than the Bible, on average and sheer number. Both books share good and bad, but the bad is just so overwhelming that I can accept neither.

      And yes, I am a citizen of the USA. And no, I'm not busting on Muslims. They did it to themselves by letting the fanatics take over their religion and many of their "important" peoples. It was just my opinion that their religion seems disgusting. It's a fact that they treat their women like cattle, and that they have accepted actions like this before.

      You know, after Septerber 11, 01, I was waiting for a mulla to denounce the bombings. I watched the tv news. I watched the internet. None ever did.

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  17. Re:pirate repellents by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "pirate repellents"

    WTF are we talking about... TICKS???

    "We're getting boarded... must not have sprayed the pirate repellent last night..."

    The best pirate repellent is two squads of armed marines. Just have the ships pick them up in the port before the gulf of Aden... and drop them off in the port after, where they can board the ship going the other way.

    Much cheaper than flooding the area with warships... and more effective to boot.

  18. If muskets worked before... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would think that if the Royal Navy was abolish piracy 200 years ago with a mixture of cannon balls, musket fire, and a hangman's noose, then, the M-16 would work pretty well.

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    1. Re:If muskets worked before... by wjh31 · · Score: 1

      This is my point. They were trained navy men, not merchants.

    2. Re:If muskets worked before... by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the poster's point was that the sailors using the weapons weren't actually trained military folk, but your basic sailors on merchant and shipping vessels.

    3. Re:If muskets worked before... by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      not exclusively. see for example, the Merchant Marine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Merchant_Marine#History

      also, since we're talking about history, privateers for governments (individual civilian captains with a letter from the government recognizing them) were also commonly used tools for fighting piracy.

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    4. Re:If muskets worked before... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I think the poster's point was that the sailors using the weapons weren't actually trained military folk

      So what? The pirates aren't exactly "trained military folk" either. They are a bunch of scared teenagers with AK-47s and RPGs. I'd be willing to bet that your average rural American probably has more firearms experience than they do.

      The only reason they can take over these ships so easily is because modern merchant ships are highly automated (a supertanker is larger than an aircraft carrier but has a crew numbering the dozens vs thousands for the carrier) and the crews are unarmed. Mount a few .50 caliber machine guns to the side of the ship to use on these speedboats to keep them from getting close enough to board and arm the crew with rifles and pistols on the off chance that they manage to board anyway. What's so complicated about this?

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    5. Re:If muskets worked before... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      From what I gather, the big problem is pirates are able to sneak up on big ass boats in tiny little zodiacs that captains ignore as blips on their radar. So by the time you know you're under pirate attack, there are already pirates aboard your ship.

      But that's just hearsay on my part...

    6. Re:If muskets worked before... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      From what I gather, the big problem is pirates are able to sneak up on big ass boats in tiny little zodiacs that captains ignore as blips on their radar. So by the time you know you're under pirate attack, there are already pirates aboard your ship.

      That's where the rifles and pistols come into play. Maybe it's just my American attitude talking but I'd rather go down fighting than become someones hostage. We Americans have a history of being tortured and/or murdered when captured and aren't inclined to let ourselves fall into captivity without a fight.

      Besides, maybe if you changed the risk-reward calculation less people would be inclined to go into piracy to begin with?

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    7. Re:If muskets worked before... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, contrary to the liberal hype, firearms are NOT that difficult to use properly. US Army basic training includes an grand total of three weeks basic rifle marksmanship. Frankly, I could take a willing subject and teach them the basics in an afternoon. Every ship should have some crewmen cross trained in firearms usage. Weapons lockers should be on each ship, with locks and seals when in port. If a port city or country refused to allow such secured firearms, ships would simply no longer stop there. That would last, oh, a day before they changed their minds.

      A firearm is simply a tool. The function of a hammer is to drive a nail. The function of a rifle is to send a projectile down range at a high rate of speed. Or, as the SEAL's recently showed, to rapidly empty the cranial cavities of pirates.

      Firearms are not "evil", no more than a hammer is "evil". A hammer, properly handled, can drive a nail, or crack a skull. A rifle, properly handled, can do the same.

    8. Re:If muskets worked before... by ildon · · Score: 1

      A hammer, properly handled, can drive a nail, or crack a skull. A rifle, properly handled, can do the same.

      I'd like to see this rifle that can drive a nail.

    9. Re:If muskets worked before... by morpheus800e · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see this rifle that can drive a nail.

      Here you go - http://www.toolbarn.com/product/simpson/PT-22/

      OK, so it's not really a rifle, but it does use .22cal cartridges.

    10. Re:If muskets worked before... by bugs2squash · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sir, is the point of the National Hammer Association. To defend Hammers from being banned because of the nail-driving exploits of a "tiny minority" who use their rifles inappropriately as striking tools.

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    11. Re:If muskets worked before... by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I have an old Enfield .303 with a steel butt-plate. Believe me, you could drive a nail with it. Whenever I pick it up I have to wonder if my forbears weren't a hell of a lot stronger than I am.

    12. Re:If muskets worked before... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      AK-47s have been used for that very purpose all over the world.

    13. Re:If muskets worked before... by zach_d · · Score: 1

      how many hostages have they killed?

      honest question, I've never heard a report of somali pirates killing any hostages...

    14. Re:If muskets worked before... by Beefaroni · · Score: 1

      bravo and thank you for the post above. if they do not like the fact our people want to protect themselves, do not trade with them. simple.

    15. Re:If muskets worked before... by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Shooting a rifle is easy. I'm pretty good at it, myself. No paper target is safe from my wrath!
      Killing is a different matter altogether. That requires a different kind of training that you can't teach in an afternoon, and sometimes not at all.

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    16. Re:If muskets worked before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-sociopaths generally find it hard to aim to kill other people. It's far easier to be accurate at hitting practice targets than to be accurate at killing humans. The primary purpose of military training is to turn normal people into potential sociopaths. After that, a major purpose for how armies are structured is to keep the soldiers from going permanently nuts once they're exposed to combat and have to express that socipathy.

      You're not going to get good results if you just hand guns to the sailors and teach them to shoot.

    17. Re:If muskets worked before... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Does it matter? I said that "we Americans have a history of..." not "the pirates have a history of..." Ask an American what comes to mind when they think of being a hostage and you'll get answers ranging from Daniel Pearl to Robert Stethem. Being a hostage rarely ends well for American citizens. Our Government (rightfully, IMHO) refuses to pay ransoms and many Americans that are captured are later tortured and/or executed to make a political point.

      Is it any wonder that the crew of the Maersk Alabama seized the opportunity to fight back when it presented itself?

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    18. Re:If muskets worked before... by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "This is my point. They were trained navy men, not merchants."

      The snipers were necessary because of the hostage.

      If there isn't a friendly amongst the targets you can substitute volume of fire for accuracy of fire.

      Hitting a moving target with a single shot can be tricky. Just about anyone can walk a line of tracers onto a target and on a super tanker you shouldn't have to worry about not being able to have a sufficient load out of ammunition. You don't even have to hit the people, enough holes in their little boat and they'll be having a very bad day.

    19. Re:If muskets worked before... by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      We Americans have a history of being tortured and/or murdered when captured and aren't inclined to let ourselves fall into captivity without a fight.

      Judging by recent news, we apparently also have a history of torturing people we capture.

    20. Re:If muskets worked before... by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      I don't think the argument was about the relative combat skills of the involved parties, so much, as the risk posed by handing military weapons to untrained people who may be traveling through troubled waters. Say the guy with the rifle starts shooting at a nearby boat and it's fishermen, rather than pirates - something that could easily happen if visibility isn't the best and/or the guy is spooked. Or say pirates are onboard and you're trying to repel them, and he decides to shoot at you rather than the pirates because he isn't trained to deal with combat situations and just starts shooting.

      And that's to say nothing of the issues of weapon possession and use when you're in territorial waters of another country. There's many ports of call where a ship would be liable to search and probable prosecution of the crew for having military-type weapons on board, including here in the US.

    21. Re:If muskets worked before... by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Killing is a different matter altogether. That requires a different kind of training that you can't teach in an afternoon, and sometimes not at all.

      No amount of training can prepare you to kill someone. The prospect of THEM killing YOU is a fairly effective motivator though......

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    22. Re:If muskets worked before... by maxume · · Score: 1

      At the moment, the sailors can (to some extent) rely on the pirates not shooting at them. If they start shooting first, things may actually become more dangerous for them.

      As much as anything, the sailors might not think they are getting paid enough to be getting in gun fights (so companies are looking at the cost of piracy vs the cost of fighting it off; they may even be assuming that someone else will deal with it in the medium to long term).

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    23. Re:If muskets worked before... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      as the risk posed by handing military weapons to untrained people who may be traveling through troubled waters. Say the guy with the rifle starts shooting at a nearby boat and it's fishermen, rather than pirates - something that could easily happen if visibility isn't the best and/or the guy is spooked. Or say pirates are onboard and you're trying to repel them, and he decides to shoot at you rather than the pirates because he isn't trained to deal with combat situations and just starts shooting.

      I'll take that risk over the risk of being captured and/or killed because I was unable to defend myself with anything more effective than strong words. Humanity has been using firearms for hundreds of years to deter this type of behavior. Why the hell is everyone so squeamish about it?

      There's many ports of call where a ship would be liable to search and probable prosecution of the crew for having military-type weapons on board, including here in the US.

      Then those laws need to be changed. A rifle secured in a weapons locker aboard ship is no threat to anyone.

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    24. Re:If muskets worked before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can drive nails with a rifle? Last time I tried, the misfire shot my cousin.

    25. Re:If muskets worked before... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      And contrary to gun owner (as opposed to gun user) hype they aren't a trump card you can pull out for an automatic win.

      No doubt the basics can be taught in an afternoon, but repelling boarders from deck height on a commercial ship is well beyond the basics. Particularly if a crew of decent size were expected to safely coordinate some kind of defense on what could be multiple fronts. And even if shippers could do without crews while they spend a couple weeks training up their marksmanship and tactical skills, they'd still need to maintain those skill through regular use and more time away from doing what makes the company money.

      I don't know Army requirements, but USMC Basic has about 400 hours of training directly applicable to the above. Wouldn't want to defend a boat with anyone fresh out of that, so I'd wait til after the 51 days of Infantry Field Training the 0311s and such get. Maybe then. If you wanted some precision fire, which seems like a good idea (but I am biased), you'd throw a couple of guys into Scout Sniper School for 98 days and then 16 days of high angle rifle for good measure.

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    26. Re:If muskets worked before... by xelah · · Score: 1

      Mount a few .50 caliber machine guns to the side of the ship to use on these speedboats to keep them from getting close enough to board and arm the crew with rifles and pistols on the off chance that they manage to board anyway.

      Then once the pirates have boarded, they're now rather better defended. And I doubt those machine guns will still be there when you get your boat back (assuming they don't want it as a new mother-ship).

    27. Re:If muskets worked before... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      The prospect of THEM killing YOU is a fairly effective motivator though.....

      Experience has proven that true many times.

      Not a new concept to mankind if you have paid attention...(not directed at you)

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    28. Re:If muskets worked before... by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      That big fat fucker that is on every single history/military channel show regarding guns said in a show that he would need a week to properly train a soldier on how to use and care for an M16.

      I still agree with the point in general...but give them AK's.

      regarding your sig....I soooo hope you saw the episode where Denny shoots the mugger.

    29. Re:If muskets worked before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried what you suggest, but when I hammered the nail with the rifle it went off and now I have a hole in my basement ceiling and my mom is pissed!

    30. Re:If muskets worked before... by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      I'll take that risk over the risk of being captured and/or killed because I was unable to defend myself with anything more effective than strong words. Humanity has been using firearms for hundreds of years to deter this type of behavior. Why the hell is everyone so squeamish about it?

      Again, I think you misunderstand the objection. I personally have no problem with firearms - I love them, collect them, and know quite well how to use them. The objection is to the danger of stupid, frightened people with full auto firearms.

      At a shooting range, I have to content with the asshole next to me who the range officer has to tell multiple times to only point the weapons downrange, or the pud shooting his 9 sideways with the bullets hitting everything but the target and his brass going over the divider into my lane, or the guy who actually bought a .50 Desert Eagle and thinks he's hot shit. I don't want any of these people standing next to me in a controlled fire situation, let alone a free form firefight where everyone's got full auto rifles.

      Then those laws need to be changed. A rifle secured in a weapons locker aboard ship is no threat to anyone

      Ok, but there's still multiple jurisdictions across the world to contend with. And then there's the issue of who's got keys to the locker.

      This isn't a problem with guns, it's a problem with the practicalities.

    31. Re:If muskets worked before... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      And contrary to gun owner (as opposed to gun user) hype they aren't a trump card you can pull out for an automatic win.

      What makes you think that viewpoint has anything to do with gun owners? Most gun owners are aware of the powers and limitations of firearms and do not regard them as a trump card that equals an automatic win. The people who think firearm == automatic win are those who have been exposed to too much Hollywood and whom have probably never even handled so much as a .22 in real life.

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    32. Re:If muskets worked before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. but the purpose for which the hammer was built is far less "evil" than that of the gun. When the hammer is used to do the guns job, there's a lot less likely hood it will work successfully. When the Gun is used to do the hammers job, well..

      Basically, anything not built as a weapon can be used as one. But I draw the 'evil' line when its primary purpose is to harm people.

    33. Re:If muskets worked before... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Whilst I agree with most of what you are saying, I would not recommend not using a rifle to drive a nail.

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    34. Re:If muskets worked before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firearms are not "evil", no more than a hammer is "evil". A hammer, properly handled, can drive a nail, or crack a skull. A rifle, properly handled, can do the same.

      There's a bit of a difference there. A hammer, properly handled, can drive in a nail. A rifle doesn't really have any other purpose but to inflict pain and death. (You can use it as a hammer, but it's not a very good one.)

    35. Re:If muskets worked before... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      The comment I replied to is a good place to start.

      Also all of the time I've spent in gun shops listening to stupidities flow from both sides of the counter. And gun shows. And from cops. And in the USMC from people who'd never seen combat. And the fact that caliber debates continue to rage on pretty much every gun forum on the internet. I base it on all the new gizmos that have little to no use that gun people keep buying. The rise of airsoft parts being used on real guns. Now that injection molded plastic parts are common, the emphasis on appearance and matching colors. The people who slap $500 Duracoat paint jobs on their guns. The XD having a ridiculously high bore axis yet still selling. The fact that everyone on the internet has a stock Savage 110 that shoot 3/4 MOA all day, but on range day none of those internet guys show up, or none of them have arrived to make my eat my words that they'll never clear even the 1 MOA Hardrock course. I base it on the fact that on opening day of gun season for deer I hear more multiple shot strings than I do single shots. On the popularity of poorly constructed bullets. On people choosing pistols for home defense. On the popularity of large, unwieldy handguns.

      And quite a bit of other stuff.

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  19. You mean... lube by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The pirate repellent foam is lube. They're going to spray attacking pirates with lube.

    1. Re:You mean... lube by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh boy, if you ever happened to accidently drop a bottle on the floor you'd know just how much of a problem this is! Depending on quality you can't even reach a few inches before you...

      Erh... I mean, we had that lube because we ... er... did it as a prank to ... our headmaster ... yeah, that was it...

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    2. Re:You mean... lube by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you're right. The article says that it's non-toxic, water activated, and water dispersed. If they're using anything other than propylene glycol, glycerin, and water, they're thinking too hard.

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    3. Re:You mean... lube by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd guess they want to have something that can be stored as dehydrated powder and retains slipperyness when mixed with salt water (for obvious reasons, there's plenty of that stuff around).

      Also, it has to be patentable because, well, where's the profit in mixing those three components?

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    4. Re:You mean... lube by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      You may have a point about profitability.

      I can't see a reason not to store a glycol/glycerin mix and add the water on demand. And I don't see a reason not to use sea water (though I'm not 100% certain that the salt won't diminish the slipperiness).

      I have to say that I love the idea of "water" balloons full of lube as an improvised defensive weapon! Very "Home Alone: 20 years later".

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  20. Convoy by tepples · · Score: 1

    Maybe armed and trained escort ships?

    Bingo.

  21. Oh noes there is a pirate repellent gap ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    man the planks, you survy knaves!

    I love the smell of pork in the morning. it smells like... enormous MIC profits

  22. I don't know that we need all this by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I think John Browning gave us all the anti-piracy solution we need back in 1921: The M2HB. Accurate to over a mile, fires 450 rounds a minute and is belt fed so you can easily have enough ammunition to sustain fire for long periods. Also one of the most reliable weapons out there, hence why it is still in current production for the US and other militaries.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun. Knock a couple of those on each side of the ship and I'm thinking the pirates will go away.

    1. Re:I don't know that we need all this by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      Two problems:

      1) Where the heck would you even buy one?
      2) Hardly any nations are going to let you into your ports with one.

    2. Re:I don't know that we need all this by Locklin · · Score: 1

      So your going to simply obliterate any ship within a mile? Maybe a warning system would be in order? Wouldn't want to own a fishing vessel near Somalia.

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    3. Re:I don't know that we need all this by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      That gives me the idea for a business plan! It's like those DVD rentals at the airport. Rent heavy weapons to ships while they are still out at sea, collect weapons at their destination before they enter national waters. Very large deposit required. Call the business Barackbuster (inappropriate name, but catchy!)

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  23. Send in armed vessels that look like cargo ships by schwit1 · · Score: 1

    When the pirates come out you blast'em.

  24. Finally... by cwiegmann24 · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone admits that DRM is not the solution to thwarting piracy...

  25. Everything but the gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So let me get this straight. What they're advocating is flooding/sinking a pirate's ship and/or knocking pirates overboard, providing a fairly explicit drowning hazard by making any pirate (or any friendly) who falls overboard unable to climb back onto either ship due to the slippery foam, making incapacitating electric fences on the edges of a ship at sea, and casually creating a potential for permanent hearing loss, but they're NOT considering firearms?

    So it's okay to electocute, cause permanent disability to, and kill pirates (with potential for accidents causing the same to friendlies), but heaven forbid we shoot them? What?

    1. Re:Everything but the gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns are evil, we can't use guns. It's the open seas, I'm sorry, but IMHO the crews should be armed to the hilt. A highpowered rifle would keep the pirates away. IMHO the snipers screwed up by letting the 4th guy live. For $1 we could've saved the money it's costing to transport, jail, and feed this guy.

    2. Re:Everything but the gun by icebike · · Score: 1

      Returning to the standard historical punishment (walking the plank) is ok with me as well.

      The Navy Seals delivered the proper message.

      But the issue here may be due to arms regulations of various ports which would prevent the ship from docking if arms were aboard. This is largely mythical, but its a myth the shipping companies use to prevent law suits from their crewmen after being taken hostage.

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    3. Re:Everything but the gun by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      So far no sharks with frikkin' laser beams, though. This seems to me an application for which they'd be perfectly well-suited. Hell, even ill-tempered sea bass could do the trick, given sufficient laser power.

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    4. Re:Everything but the gun by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Returning to the standard historical punishment (walking the plank) is ok with me as well.

      I thought the standard historical punishment for piracy is hanging on the mast, and walking the plank was used (in the associated mythology, anyway) by pirates for their captives?

    5. Re:Everything but the gun by icebike · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it pays to get too precise with our mythological references ye mangie dogs.

      Avast there, and allow me a little rhetorical leeway me buckos!

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  26. Where's the electric fence? by fsterman · · Score: 1

    No mention/pictures of the electric fence, is it on the ship, do they electrify the water around the ship, wtf?

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  27. Most of these sound like by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    things that can only be used in relatively close range.

    100 yards? That's plenty close enough to be under fire from the pirates. Hope you have brave, or foolhardy sailors.

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  28. Shark Repellent by wbren · · Score: 1

    This immediately reminded me of Shark Repellent Bat Spray.

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  29. Ninja bay by floatingrunner · · Score: 0

    are you serious...but with guns? it's just software... can't they just ask programmers to write a better serial-key software?

  30. Re:pirate repellents by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm thinking along the same lines...

    Why bother with all the new 'tech' that is probably expensive, etc. And just use something known to work....a simple fucking gun?!?!?

    Geez, if this were my ship, I know I'd be packing some serious heat. A boat starts coming towards me....>bang I do that for my home if an intruder comes in, why not on the high seas where you KNOW a threat like this is not un-common??

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  31. I have a better idea by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    SHOOT THEM.

    Armed criminals who are seeking to ilegally board a ship should be SHOT. Killing them is the best deterrent of all: Those particular pirates will never pirate again.

    To not arm the crews or put armed guards on these ships is utter insanity and proof that political correctness run amok is suicide.

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  32. Make OPEC Pay by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Whatever is used to protect that essential shipping, why the hell is the US paying for the US Navy to protect it? Why aren't Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Yemen, and all the other filthy rich oil shipping countries paying to protect their shipping? It's bad enough the US is paying through the nose for that oil from that cartel. It's worse that the US spends $TRILLIONS in wars throughout the Mideast, from East Africa through Central Asia, to protect or meddle in the business enriching those foreign oil countries. Why aren't they at least footing the bill for the security of their products sailing through their own backyards?

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    1. Re:Make OPEC Pay by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Because the majority of the ships passing through there are doing just that - passing through there. The destination or departure ports are most likely in Europe or even NA and Canada.

      Not to mention that Yemen isn't filthy rich.

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    2. Re:Make OPEC Pay by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more - with a caveat.

      The US Navy should offer protection to any US-Flagged ship, and the ships flying flags of nations that pay the US Navy to provide this service (possibly via services in kind from their own militaries).

      US-Flagged ships should be taxed accordingly to pay for this service.

      What I can't stand is the though of US tax dollars going to pay to help corporations who can't be bothered to fly a US flag on their ship, because they don't want to pay US taxes and be subject to things like US labor and safety laws. If you want the world's strongest navy to defend you, then you should pay your share.

      I imagine that most first-world nations would be happy to arrange for mutual support in this way, paying for each others services either through genuine mutual military support or by other means if a nation doesn't have a strong military. This isn't about US nationalism or anything like that - this is about getting corporations to pay for the services they require.

    3. Re:Make OPEC Pay by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Because WE bought their silly product. It's now OUR responsibility. Besides, more than just oil goes through there. The Mersek Alabama was a bulk freighter hauling food.

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    4. Re:Make OPEC Pay by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Of course they're just passing through the Somali coast. But they're full of products, largely oil, that are a bigger part of those OPEC countries' economy than of the US economy.

      On what basis does the US pay to protect shipping for the entire world, in an ocean on the opposite side of the world from the US, when the countries in that actual region are getting the main benefit of the commerce?

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    5. Re:Make OPEC Pay by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Only a very few of the ships in the Somali coastal traffic are US flagged. The recent pirate attack on the Maersk (not US) ship happened to have an American captain taken hostage, but that's not typical.

      Again, what is the basis for the US paying to protect all this shipping?

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    6. Re:Make OPEC Pay by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The Maersk Alabama was a humanitarian mission carrying food to Somalia, not to the US. It was an unusual cargo. Maybe the US has responsibility for that particular cargo, though more likely the UN should have. Or whoever paid for it, paying for security for it.

      Besides, the product isn't ours until it arrives at our port. Until then, it's either the seller's or the shipper's responsibility.

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    7. Re:Make OPEC Pay by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Daily traffic for May 6th,2008 at the Suez Canal: http://www.rafimar.com/homepage/suez-traffic/6-5-08.html
      You might want to rethink your idea of who benefits the most from the traffic in the area. As for protecting shipping - kinda comes with the territory of having a large navy presence in the area. Not to mention that other countries which have a navy in the area participate as well.

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    8. Re:Make OPEC Pay by Reziac · · Score: 1

      US-flagged ships are already taxed, in part for this service, or at least protection is supposed to be part of the deal when you pay taxes and fees in this country.

      But letting them function as a contract navy to ships under other flags -- well, sounds good to me. Yeah, so it's functioning as a mercenary. Hiring mercenaries to protect convoys, land or sea, is a time-honoured process. And if they're ships owned by U.S. companies but sailing under another flag... well, it'd get 'em to pay what they've sneaked out of.

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    9. Re:Make OPEC Pay by Reziac · · Score: 1

      In that case ... I'd say there should be no more humanitarian missions to Somalia.

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  33. disagree by zogger · · Score: 1

    I disagree with this bogus premise: " 'The best case scenario is that you find these vessels early enough that you can get a Navy ship detached to your location and let them handle the situation.'""

    That's just lame. What they need is to go back to what merchant vessels on the high seas had forever as bog standard policy, except relatively recently with bullshit political correctness, and that is, they are armed with actual ARMS for self defense, not stupid squirt guns and big stereos.

    Self defense is a human right, whether on land or sea, and playing make believe that weapons don't exist or they aren't the best tool for the job is just ludicrous. And this crap about some "legal jurisdiction" is again stupid, the old ways were the best, on the high seas, YOU have legal jurisdiction over your own safety, you are the law. someone attacks you, you have the right to use lethal self defense.

    If these bozo shipping companies and their insurers can't trust their own crews with defending their own ships, cargoes and lives (the latter being a good inducement for the crews to be proactive in self defense), maybe they should pick better crews and offer a bit more training. We shouldn't be forced to use huge amounts of taxpayer money to provide expensive official navy vessels for commercial escort duty given the nature of these pirates being just fools in little boats with AKs and RPGs. The big merchant vessels can have a little stouter armament than that, and be able to protect themselves in 99%+ of the situations out there.

    This weeniefication of society is just crap. When only the bad guys and the police/military have self defense arms, it is called a criminal police state, and these globalist goons seem bound and determined to turn it into a criminal police planet. Screw that.

    I'll say it again, self defense is a human right. Any laws/regulations/policies to the contrary are totalitarian by nature.

  34. Seattle Mariners - Defense? Who Knew!? by icebike · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait, different "Mariners". In that case it might work.

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  35. What? No gun?!? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    A three inch gun, or two, would make wonderful pirate repellent.

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  36. Just the solution by onyxruby · · Score: 1

    No guns of course, that would be politically incorrect and might harm these poor misunderstood souls that seek to board the ships and we don't dare hurt their feelings. Playing catch and release with pirates is the politically correct thing to do nowadays. Instead we'll get the UN involved to send them a sternly worded letter saying No! Works every time, just ask the survivors in Darfur etc....

  37. Slippery foam deters pirates? by immakiku · · Score: 1

    Hmpff! Never would it deter a properly trained ninja...

  38. Anti-pirate device by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Soap

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    1. Re:Anti-pirate device by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work on Somalis. But it's beginning to be used by the pirates to repel French commandos.

      Escalation, it never ends well. You bring a knife, I bring a gun. You bring soap, I bring a loofah. Soon we are both just sweet smelling corpses.

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  39. Long Range Accoustic Device by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    It's a high-powered directional loudspeaker that allows a ship to hail an approaching vessel more than a mile away. And it comes with recordings of useful phrases, like "You must leave the area immediately," in Somali and dozens of other languages.

    One of the most often requested phrase was "All your bases are belong to us". Followed by, "The Red zone is for loading and unloading only. The Green zone is for dropping off and picking up passengers".

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  40. But it offends screaming me me prohibitionists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't want evil gun objects for self-defense on land or sea. They will talk up tech that doesn't exist because gun objects are EVIL!

    They will propose the same "wait for the police" attitude that is failing land lubbers, let alone solitary ships on the much vaster oceans.

    It seems to me even a few weapons under lock and key on even a few boats that want it would be the way to go, but gun prohibitionists will find some reason to doubt it no matter what.

  41. Puke Saber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they can't make the "puke saber" soon enough *bleh* :0===#
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/08/06/2019258
    -rich

  42. Peter Pan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a feeling they're just stealing Pirate-stopping ideas from Hook. Soon they'll start recruiting Lost Boys, building Egg launchers and guns that shoot nickolodeon-style slime. I fear for Dustin Hoffman's life.

  43. Re:pirate repellents by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lever back on the testosterone, pal. If the movie Aliens taught us anything, it's that sheer rough-n-ready manpower is not always the answer.

    Marines cost to feed and shelter. They take up space that could otherwise be used for crew and cargo. They cost to train. They want to be paid all the time they're on guard. They're not easily replicated or rapidly distributed for a high-demand world. And they're still fragile meatsacks, whatever their will to fight might be.

    It makes sense to layer technological solutions onto the manpower ones.

  44. Re:KY Jelly? by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Bad call. You don't want to tempt the monster squid like that.

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  45. Laser guided torpedo by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I think some laser guided torpedoes would work fairly nicely.
    Ship has laser guidance system that "paints" the pirate ships for a simple water torpedo to track down and destroy.

    Detect pirate craft(s)
    Paint target(s)
    Deploy torpedo(s)

    Kaboom(s)!

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    1. Re:Laser guided torpedo by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

      or even sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads

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  46. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by SoupGuru · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Newsweek just had an article on why killing pirates might be a bad idea. Basically, the pirates have a "code" that they live by which includes treating their hostages well. Their piracy is pretty much an economic transaction. Starting to shoot pirates might make them rethink how they treat their hostages.

    Not that I agree with their assessment, but it's an interesting idea that escalating an economic situation to one of life or death might have adverse effects on the innocents involved.

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  47. Re:KY Jelly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPR isn't suggesting anything. They're reporting that the captains are interested in things like slippery foam.

  48. call me stupid but... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> NPR reports that owners of ships that ply the dangerous waters near Somalia are looking at options ... -- almost anything except guns.

    Why NOT use guns? The pirates ONLY have access to firearms, so its not like one side avoiding specifically firearms but escalating other weapons is going to avoid firearms escalation by the pirates.

    Just face it and put some serious armaments on the ship. IMHO the ships actually being able to defend themselves properly is the best deterrent. I mean some pirate isn't going to be mortally afraid of getting wet or having loud noises played at them, but a deck-mounted chain gun pointing straight at them is a different story.

    The first time Somali pirates have ever showed signs of being destabilised wasnt when they had hoses squirted at them. It was after those Special Forces snipers took those 3 pirate hijackers out simulataneously.

  49. Puke Saber by richrumble · · Score: 1

    I guess they can't make the "puke saber" soon enough 8~0===# *splat*

  50. Why no guns by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Informative

    The ships do not want to carry fire arms not because they don't want to kill the pirates. Carrying fire arms is a safety issue and a legal issue. Some countries would not let a ship armed with machines into their ports. Guns and ammo are dangerous in a fire. And they would attract vandals and thieves who want to steal the guns and ammo. So it is to protect the ship and its crew, they don't want to carry a gun. If they can kill the pirates without guns, they would do so. It is not a question of trying to be humane to the pirates, just sensible precautions to protect the crew.

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    1. Re:Why no guns by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Guns and ammo are dangerous in a fire

      Actually Mythbusters tried this and concluded that ammo "cooking off" isn't as dangerous as you might think. When a cartridge that isn't contained within a chamber ignites there's nothing to contain the pressure and accelerate the bullet down a barrel -- so the bullet and cartridge usually wind up just flying away from each other a short distance.

      That's not to safe it's completely safe -- if you were close enough to it you could get a decent bruise or burn -- but it's not as deadly as you might think it is.

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    2. Re:Why no guns by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 1 bullet isn't a risk to a ship.

      Start cooking several thousand rounds of ammunition and you got a real problem. After a point those explosions are gonna add up to something big.

    3. Re:Why no guns by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Allowing merchant ships to carry lethal weapons also ends up being a political issue.

      Once you allow merchant ships to carry lethal weapons, there can be rather heated arguments on whether some country's navy is invading another country or it's just some country's merchant ships entering it peacefully ;).

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    4. Re:Why no guns by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      After a point those explosions are gonna add up to something big.

      At that point I'd say you have bigger problems than ammo cooking off, such as your ship being on fire.....

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    5. Re:Why no guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns and ammo are dangerous in a fire.

      That's a relatively small problem. The big problem is that guns and ammo create risk of fire, particularly when employed near large amounts of petroleum -- for instance, on an oil tanker.

    6. Re:Why no guns by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      One firecracker: one small pop. Lots of firecrackers: lots of small pops. You don't get a big pop. Methinks the same would apply to bullets.

    7. Re:Why no guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With so many garbage posts in this story getting modded to 5, this comment needs to be a 10.

    8. Re:Why no guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ships do not want to carry fire arms not because they don't want to kill the pirates. Carrying fire arms is a safety issue and a legal issue. Some countries would not let a ship armed with machines into their ports. Guns and ammo are dangerous in a fire. And they would attract vandals and thieves who want to steal the guns and ammo. So it is to protect the ship and its crew, they don't want to carry a gun. If they can kill the pirates without guns, they would do so. It is not a question of trying to be humane to the pirates, just sensible precautions to protect the crew.

      Safety issue? Are you serious? There's shipboard equipment that's a hell of a lot MORE dangerous than a firearm, so if it's a "safety issue' why is THAT equipment still aboard?

      Guns aren't dangerous in a fire. Ammo could be, arguably, but not when it's stored properly. You watch way too many Hollyweird hallucinations.

      Yeah, I guess they got their AKs and RPGs by vandalizing and thieving other ships? So where did they get the AKs and RPGs to vandalize and thieve the first ship? Get serious.

      To protect the crew? Get real. They're putting the crew in harm's way by NOT arming the ship. I notice that the owners of the ships don't sail through pirate-infested waters themselves...

      Please, seriously -- you sound like a reasonably intelligent person. Don't ruin that by drinking the Kool Aid...

    9. Re:Why no guns by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      One firecracker: one small pop. Lots of firecrackers: lots of small pops. You don't get a big pop. Methinks the same would apply to bullets.

      Probably. But that may cease to be true when you pack them all together in a sealed container (ammo box/locker/strongroom - how many were you thinking?). I see the potentially very hot and hard to extinguish fire being more of a problem although not an insurmountable one.

    10. Re:Why no guns by eples · · Score: 1

      The shipping company also has to pay for much much more expensive insurance if the crew is armed.

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  51. tables turned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This works great, until a group of pirates captures the ship that has these secret anti-pirate weapons on it. Then they become anti-anti-pirate weapons and the good guys start getting flooded, falling off their boats, lasered, sonic beamed and kissing their own ass goodbye.

  52. Guns are ALWAYS the solution to security problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shot a squirrel with one once.

  53. The trouble with guns by Animats · · Score: 1

    The trouble with arming merchant ships is that few of the major cargo ports will let an armed ship dock. US ports certainly wouldn't.

    The big fire nozzle is a good idea. Especially if it's radar-directed well enough to hit a speedboat, as Raytheon is proposing. Raytheon has a long history of making stuff that hits targets. Water cannons have been used successfully as military weapons in the past. Egypt used them in the 1973 war against Israel to slice gaps through Israeli fortifications along the Suez Canal. Pirates may try attacking using larger boats, but then it's harder for them to hide from warships.

    Pirates are easier to deal with than terrorists. Pirates not only don't want to die, they have to make a profit.

    1. Re:The trouble with guns by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      They should just hire 1 or 2 snipers to travel with the ship then.

    2. Re:The trouble with guns by icebike · · Score: 2, Informative

      > few of the major cargo ports will let an armed ship dock. US ports certainly wouldn't.

      That is bull.

      As long as the US Coast Guard knows in advance that you have the the weapons aboard and secured and are a validly registered ship from a known shipping company you will have no problems.

      Worst case, is the Coast Guard adds their own padlock to the gun locker for the duration of the visit.

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    3. Re:The trouble with guns by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I'd have reservations about a port that doesn't allow armed vessels... there are places where that's been used to ensure that visiting ships could be victimized by the local "trading consortium" or even local gov't.

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    4. Re:The trouble with guns by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Raytheon may have a long history of making stuff that hits targets, but commercial shippers don't have a long history of paying $100m for devices that hit stuff.

  54. Re:pirate repellents by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This really has to be the cheapest, most effective method - so there must be some, likely political, reason that it's not being used. Much of the issue with arming crew members seems to revolve around 1) training and 2) what to do with the weapons in whatever random port the ship ends up at where weapons aren't welcome.

    Picking up then dropping off paid mercs or active duty soldiers would go around that problem. But it seems like paying ransom is the current preferred action.

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  55. The Reason They Don't Want Guns by dracphelan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Due to activities of privateers and pirates in the past, many nations have laws against armed merchant vessels being allowed in their harbors and/or waters. This is the reason the companies want devices that won't be considered weapons by these countries, Afterall, what good does it do to arm the vessel if it can't dock anywhere.

    1. Re:The Reason They Don't Want Guns by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      So, don't go into their waters. No ships == no trade == economic problems.

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    2. Re:The Reason They Don't Want Guns by dracphelan · · Score: 1

      It also means no reason to own the merchant ship. These companies are in business to make a profit, not shoot pirates.

    3. Re:The Reason They Don't Want Guns by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of ports that allow merchant ships with small arms, provided the proper declarations are filed, and the guns are properly locked up.

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    4. Re:The Reason They Don't Want Guns by Better.Safe.Than.Sor · · Score: 1
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  56. Re:Seattle Mariners - Defense? Who Knew!? by badasscat · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first saw the headline, I thought "why would Seattle be so concerned about Pittsburgh? They're not even in the same league!"

    It is an odd headline even knowing the right context.

  57. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and simply employing something like an automated Phalanx CIWS on every ship sailing through pirate waters is not enough ?
    i dont know why they dont have a simple integrated fire control radar and gatling gun mounted on every marine vessel near the bridge. simple, safe and effective at engaging small craft.
    no marines required, press one button to turn on and turn off when at port.

  58. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by chill · · Score: 1

    Possibly. And how long do we intend to pay tribute and put up with the situation? How do we expect piracy to end, if not by violence? The whole "oh, those poor people are just committing piracy because they have no other way to eat -- lets help them" mentality essentially condones the piracy as a justifiable act. That leads to a very bad place.

    I believe the old campaign slogan was "Millions for defense but not one cent for tribute!"

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  59. Re:pirate repellents by JudgeFurious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does not make sense. Pirates aren't movie aliens and Marines(TM) are known to work quite effectively against them. Marines cost to feed and shelter anywhere you put them so you might as well assign them to ships that are likely to be boarded and let them get some work in. Two squads of Marines do not take up very much space at all (particularly in respect to the capacity of these cargo ships). Their presence would have a negligible effect on crew and cargo. They do cost to train but that money is again going to be spent anyway no matter where they are stationed. They don't get paid all the time that they are on guard (assuming we are talking about United States Marines). They draw a monthly paycheck whether they are on guard duty off the coast of Somalia or stationed in Iraq, Afghanistan, or anywhere else. We have plenty of them, they are easily replicated to a point, and can be rapidly sent wherever they're needed. Slippery foam covered pirates wash off and come back to try again. Dead floating in the water until the sharks get there pirates are no longer a threat.

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  60. Re:pirate repellents by mdarksbane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sort of curious why this sort of a solution is not often suggested.

    It has been said that the reason crewmen are not armed is that they are not trained, and that it is illegal to have armed crewmen at many major port cities where these ships are headed.

    It has also been said that stationing mercenaries or marines on board all ships all the time is prohibitively expensive, and possibly has the same legal problems.

    But the area in which these problems are occurring seems to be relatively small, compared to the entire trip these ships are taking. Why wouldn't it be reasonable to drop off 10-15 marines/mercenaries at a point before they get close enough for pirates to be a threat, and pick them up on the other side. You'd think that it would be getting cheaper than just buying insurance on the cargo pretty soon.

    Or, for as bad as the news makes it seem, go back to the old World War II convoy system. If the gulf is too big to have warships patrolling the entire thing, have a convoy leaving twice a day with a bunch of tankers and 1-2 warships covering it.

    The fact that these steps have not been taken must mean that the chances of any one ship being taken are still small enough that most companies can afford to take the risk.

  61. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 0

    what to do with the weapons in whatever random port the ship ends up at where weapons aren't welcome.

    Lock them up in the ship's safe and don't take them ashore? Seems like a simple solution to me. How much danger to a port can a handful of merchantmen with rifles pose anyway?

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  62. Heat Ray Gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6297149.stm

  63. Well that's a smart idea by skulgnome · · Score: 2

    After you've caused some of the pirates to break their arms and legs on a newly frictionless surface, and made yet more of them bleed from the ears, perhaps deaf for life, they finally manage to board you.

    For how long do you expect to survive?

    Seriously, I'd cut our your eyes and lop off your ears out of spite at that point. And I'm not even a seafaring pirate.

    Reminds me of the anti-rape condom that causes the would-be rapist immense pain. Good job, now he'll definitely kill you.

    1. Re:Well that's a smart idea by icebike · · Score: 1

      News Flash:

      Boastful criminal warns victims not to even think about defending themselves.

      Film at Eleven.

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    2. Re:Well that's a smart idea by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      Just pointing out that causing permanent injuries to people who are definitely going to board you no matter what is not actually the smartest thing ever.

      Self-defense through escalation, in general, either succeeds or results in escalated response from the attacker. That should not surprise you, unless you're a through-and-through moralfag.

    3. Re:Well that's a smart idea by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > definitely going to board you no matter what

      Once you've surrendered I suppose your method makes sense. I'm sure your sister is just fine with your "lay back and take it" advice.

      Why to you assume they are "definitely going to board you" unless your plan is surrender at first sight?

      Just how many pirates do you think can fit in an open 18 foot motor boat?

      Please explain why it would be impossible for just ONE rifleman on the Alabama shooting from a stable platform to ward off 4 pirates in a pitching small boat with inaccurate arms.

      Please explain what the source of arms that the pirates would deploy in answer to the "escalation" of ship-board shoulder arms.

      How many three inch deck guns can you mount on an 18 foot motor boat?

      You trot out the escalation boogie-man because you know it raises the specter of heavily armed warships in the hands of people who can't even read or write. Maybe even nuclear weapons.

      Oh the fear.

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    4. Re:Well that's a smart idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe you understand the LRAD. I was just riding the Longleaf Trace with a serviceman who has been present at LRAD demos.

      When you can warn trained servicemen what they're about to get hit by and it *still* scatters and incapacitates them, I'll put my money on it being a fairly effective deterrent to Somali pirates.

      (He was *very* impressed.)

    5. Re:Well that's a smart idea by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      It's all well and good to discuss some theory about not resisting pirates and rapists, but I bet it sounds like a great idea to people who are actually there. And where's this "they finally manage to board you" crap coming from? With broken arms and bleeding eardrums, pirates won't be in much shape to fight. In addition, dead hostages bring no ransoms.

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    6. Re:Well that's a smart idea by swillden · · Score: 1

      Once you've surrendered I suppose your method makes sense. I'm sure your sister is just fine with your "lay back and take it" advice.

      That's one option. Another is to fight back with a weapon that will really stop the attacker. The point is that half measures are worse than nothing because they don't stop the assailant, but do make him madder. That in no way implies that truly effective measures shouldn't be taken.

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    7. Re:Well that's a smart idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If theydon't finally manage to board you, because these defenses seem pretty hard to bypass, then the pirates with broken bones and bleeding ears are probably not going to board ships again.

    8. Re:Well that's a smart idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, let's ignore the legalities of docking an armed ship (rifle=armed in most countries).

      Please explain why it would be impossible for just ONE rifleman on the Alabama shooting from a stable platform to ward off 4 pirates in a pitching small boat with inaccurate arms.

      Well, the fact is that at large distances, you don't know if they are pirates or survivors in a life raft. Maybe it's ok to take the SouthPark approach and just shoot the black people. Let's assume you're ok with that.

      Please explain what the source of arms that the pirates would deploy in answer to the "escalation" of ship-board shoulder arms.

      What is your response, as the rifle armed guard for an oil tanker, to my firing an RPG at your hull? Heck, how about a couple of RPGs at your shipping container super tanker? You shoot at me and I can't steal your stuff anyway, noyt not sink your boat and see if anything that still floats is worth taking? I can probably shoot you from my boat while you're in the water pretty easily.

      You trot out the escalation boogie-man because you know it raises the specter of heavily armed warships in the hands of people who can't even read or write. Maybe even nuclear weapons.

      Oh the fear.

      No, you are the one that went nook-you-lar. I'm sure you'll escalate from one guy with a rifle to a master sniper marksman, or a minigun, etc.

      You go as high as you want. I'll stick with a couple of maritime IED's to mine the channel ahead of your great big slow moving boat. I can go fishing for tupperware later.

    9. Re:Well that's a smart idea by Bellegante · · Score: 1

      Not to speak for someone else, but I believe he's saying that if you are going to defend yourself, do it right. Don't go half ***ed on self defense.

    10. Re:Well that's a smart idea by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      I did say "some of them". You should've read the comment better. These people aren't stupid, you know -- stupid people don't survive out at sea. They won't all injure themselves in the exact same manner, like lemmings!

  64. Re:pirate repellents by fisticuffs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All the testosterone and gung-ho aside, how about not giving them a reason to pirate? It seems that nobody here realizes that the Somali pirates are doing what they do because other nations illegal fishing (worth an estimated 300 million) in the region have depleted their fish stocks while the UN turned a blind eye. To add insult to injury, there's been some toxic waste dumping off the coast.

    So while the media distraction du jour clearly has many of you foaming at the mouth, try to realize that Somali pirates, much like our own domestic media pirates, are doing what they do because they system has failed them and they see piracy as the most feasible method to force change. The only difference between us and them is that they do it to put food on their table.

  65. People are Expensive, so use Drones! by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    Two squads of marines for every ship making the passage would be a *huge* expense. It's often the *personnel* that are the most expensive part.

    The solution - cheap, mass-produced drones. These could be stationed on every ship in an inactive state. When attacked, the crew makes a call to a central drone command, and a standby pilot activates and launches a drone and attacks the pirates. This greatly reduces the personnel cost. Since the pirates are lightly armed and not very well equipped in small boats, the drone could be cheaply manufactured and even disposable.

    For best effect, pack *two* on each ship. Do an attack run, and kill at least one pirate. Then have the crew inform the pirates that another one will die if they don't leave. (Or build one of those megaphones into the drone launcher.)

    The drone launch system would be built into -- you guessed it -- a standard cargo container.

    1. Re:People are Expensive, so use Drones! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The "I killed one person, and if you don't leave I'll kill another" tactic isn't as likely to work when the choice is to take a chance that you will be the one that might get the second drone, or you will definitely be the one that gets shot for dissertion when you get back to port.

      No, if you are going to use drones to kill, you need to just sink their boats. Preferably with a big explosion to make sure there are very few survivors.

    2. Re:People are Expensive, so use Drones! by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      I did say that the drones would be cheap and nigh disposable. How about. "Okay, we killed one of you. Leave, or we kill all of you." The first drone will be on station, and if necessary, will just convert itself into a little cruise missile and kamikaze a pirate boat. The 2nd drone will be a backup.

    3. Re:People are Expensive, so use Drones! by Rip+Dick · · Score: 1

      It goes against international treaty for any merchant ship to launch an aircraft or any other device.

    4. Re:People are Expensive, so use Drones! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      There you go. THAT is how you make a threat.

  66. Add guards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta agree with the parent here. A soon as you start shooting your water canon or your foam gun the pirates are just going to respond with real guns. Just as someone farther up mentioned, you can't expect some scared sailor to hold his ground when he's being shot at.

    So the solution is to simply add people to the crew who will stand their ground and give them the tools to do it. If the pirates have machine guns and RPGs, you arm your guards with machine guns and RPGs. I'm willing to bet you can hire a squad of former special forces types for far less than the going ransom rate.

    Hmm. I just had an idea for a business...

  67. Re:pirate repellents by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "pirate repellents"

    WTF are we talking about... TICKS???

    "We're getting boarded... must not have sprayed the pirate repellent last night..."

    Well, see, as you're sailing around there's always a probability that you'll have a random encounter. At low levels the pirate encounters can be a good way to gain experience points and loot - but at higher levels they're not worth the hassle, so you'll usually want to just avoid 'em. That's where pirate repellent comes in.

    I hear it's made from ninja urine.

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  68. Re:pirate repellents by SkyDude · · Score: 1

    "pirate repellents "WTF are we talking about... TICKS???"We're getting boarded... must not have sprayed the pirate repellent last night..."

    That bit of PC speak is brought to you by the same people that banished the phrase "war on terror".

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  69. We can't kill the pirates by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can get China or Russia to do so... but these pirates are mostly from Somalia...

    Making them...

    a) Black
    b) Muslim
    c) Poor
    d) Exploited by past colonial sins from hundreds of years ago but is justified as an excuse to be a pirate
    e) all of the above

    We brought back a pirate for trial and they are debating
    a) his age
    b) if we have an actual right
    c) if he was coerced into being a pirate (I guess he said "I didn't mean it)
    d) he is an oppressed minority
    e) extenuating circumstances led to a life of crime (he couldn't control it)

    The US won't do it. That much is obvious. We spent how many days trying to not kill them, I think that is a great example of how the pirates will always have the upper hand.

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    1. Re:We can't kill the pirates by Lakitu · · Score: 1

      Your subject was supposed to say something like "We can't kill the pirates again", right?

      The one brought to New York only was not killed because he was on one of the US Navy ships trying to negotiate at the time 3 snipers killed his buddies.

  70. Largely mythical? by langelgjm · · Score: 1

    This is largely mythical, but its a myth the shipping companies use to prevent law suits from their crewmen after being taken hostage.

    Care to substantiate or clarify that claim?

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  71. Guns don't protect against burglary. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Actually, I would recommend that every home owner buy a gun. If you shoot the guys breaking in, they won't do it again.

    You're not likely to be home when they break in, because the burglars get to choose the time (broad daylight on a weekday is best). The gun then just serves two functions:

    1. One more thing for the burglars to steal.
    2. A useful tool for household suicide or homicide.

    If you want to protect your home against burglary, the most effective thing is to fortify the entry points into your house so you slow down the burglar enough to make him choose a different target. Second most effective thing is an effective home alarm system that automatically notifies responders.

    1. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      The gun then just serves two functions: One more thing for the burglars to steal.

      That's why you secure it in a proper safe. It won't stop a determined thief with the proper equipment and lots of time on his hands, but it will be enough trouble to deter 99+% of burglars.

      A useful tool for household suicide or homicide.

      Those aren't by any means the "only" functions. Apparently you've bought into Kellerman's repeatedly-discredited "study" (that even the author later admitted was deeply flawed and biased).

      Fortified, well-lit entries and good, posted alarm systems are good deterrents; make the house too much trouble and he'll go elsewhere. Most criminals breaking into houses simply to make off with expensive but easy-to-grab items won't hit an occupied house, and are relatively easily deterred by the above methods. But it's the criminals who specifically target occupied residences, either because they're after something more valuable or they wish to harm said occupants, that are the concern. Notifying the police even as soon as they enter the house isn't going to help the occupants--unless they're incredibly lucky and the officer just happens to be driving down their street, it will take at least a couple minutes for them to arrive. In that situation, where there's an intruder in the house, the homeowner's only viable defense is to be armed. I've listened to too many 911 tapes of home invasions where the residents are completely defenseless and end up hurt or killed because the police arrived too late (if at all) to think that they'll get there in time.

      That is what the gun at home is useful for--stopping an active home invader who means to harm you or your family. It's the most effective and reliable means of doing so. There's a reason the home invasion rate in the US is so much lower than it is in the UK.

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    2. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      If you want to protect your home against burglary, the most effective thing is to fortify the entry points into your house so you slow down the burglar enough to make him choose a different target.

      No, the ideal thing is to have some sort of automated gun system that shoots the intruder.

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    3. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly,

      We had a home invasion down the street a few weeks ago. A woman was followed home in the middle of the day from the grocery store. His intent was rape and not theft. Since it was in the middle of the day (in a neighborhood of dual income working families,) she was an easy target. Fortunately a neighbor heard her initial scream and was able to come to her rescue, however he wasn't armed and the man got away in his car. If the neighbor had showed up armed, maybe he wouldn't have gotten away.

      Living in Texas, we also have the right to protect our neighbor's homes (when specifically asked.) I feel better going on vacation knowing my neighbor with a shotgun is watching my home. If he sees someone obviously robbing my house, he has full authority to protect my home if he chooses.

    4. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Most criminals breaking into houses simply to make off with expensive but easy-to-grab items won't hit an occupied house, and are relatively easily deterred by the above methods. But it's the criminals who specifically target occupied residences, either because they're after something more valuable or they wish to harm said occupants, that are the concern.

      The gun in the safe at home only has a chance of being useful in burglaries where the residence is occupied, whether the burglar knows that the residents are in. The point then is twofold:

      1. These burglaries are uncommon compared to those where the house is not occupied. Having a gun at home optimizes for the uncommon risk; the rest of the time (which will more likely be all of the time), you have to bear the risks of having a gun in the home.
      2. A burglar who knowingly targets an occupied residence has larger commitment at using violence to get his way than his victims, and also more experience and skill at doing so. He has chosen the time and place for the act, and has the initiative. The victim is at a disadvantage in such a situation; and the gun escalates it to a lethal one.

      The problem is that all of these "defend my family and home from an attacker" scenarios used to justify gun ownership systematically assume the best circumstances to justify gun ownership. They assume:

      1. that the resident is peaceful and not prone to turn the gun against the family in a moment of passion;
      2. that the gun is well-secured in a gun safe at all times, but yet instantaneously available when needed;
      3. that the burglary will happen while the gun-owner is at home;
      4. that the gun-owner will correctly assess the developing situation quicker than the burglar (unlikely!);
      5. that the gun-owner has enough training and practice to use the gun effectively;
      6. that the gun-owner is truly determined to shoot another human being;
      7. that the gun-owner will correctly judge, in the heat of the moment, which uses of lethal force would not be justified in the situation;
      8. that the gun-owner will not, by attempting to use the gun in that situation, put himself at a higher risk than in the equivalent, gun-less situation;
      9. etc.

      It's fantasy self-defense; the gun makes the gun-owner feel safer, and the scenarios are concocted as a rationalization for what the gun-owner wants.

    5. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by khallow · · Score: 1

      No offense, but those are reasonable assumptions for most households with guns. After all, if a condition of a gun license (much like a driver's license) is that you train with the weapon on a regular basis, then that alone would satisfy several of the conditions on your list.

    6. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      No offense, but those are reasonable assumptions for most households with guns. After all, if a condition of a gun license (much like a driver's license) is that you train with the weapon on a regular basis, then that alone would satisfy several of the conditions on your list.

      California is one of the states in the USA with the strictest gun laws. To buy a handgun to keep at home, you must pass a written test, and at the point of purchase, successfully complete a safety demonstration with that gun. Firearms that do not have a state-approved safety device can only be sold to people who demonstrate ownership of a gun safe that meets certain standards. In addition, you may be guilty of a felony if a child gains access to your firearm and thereby causes death or injury to any person unless the firearm was in a secure locked container or locked with a locking device that rendered it inoperable.

      That's it. There's no requirement that you have ever trained to effectively use the firearm. And again, this is California, a notoriously gun-strict state.

    7. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Having a gun at home optimizes for the uncommon risk; the rest of the time (which will more likely be all of the time), you have to bear the risks of having a gun in the home. ....
      The problem is that all of these "defend my family and home from an attacker" scenarios used to justify gun ownership systematically assume the best circumstances to justify gun ownership. They assume [stuff].
      It's fantasy self-defense.

      I don't think it is a fantasy. Yes, it's far from perfect, and DOES have inherent risks. However, there is a set of situations where having an available weapon can keep you safe, but not having one will not.

      If I am not home when the home is burglarized, I don't need a weapon.
      If people are stealing my stuff, I don't need a weapon.
      If someone invades my house with the intent to harm me or my family, though, I do need a weapon.

      If you are unarmed when faced with hostiles, your only options are flight or surrender. In a home invasion, flight may be challenging (though, you should have multiple exits planned for fire safety reasons!). In the [i]very rare[/i] situation when flight is impractical, your choices are between being a soft unarmed target or being a threatening target. There's always a chance that you don't have the weapon nearby, but then you are no worse off than being unarmed. Having a weapon available is an asset when you NEED it, and can actually GET it. Those situations can and do happen, though.

      Your other points all talk about the risks of gun ownership. Responsible gun owners take measures to reduce or eliminate those risks. Irresponsible owners deserve the trouble that they reap. (For what it's worth, I do not own a firearm. However, I fully believe in the value of a lethal defense option for personal and familial safety.)

    8. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by khallow · · Score: 1

      That sounds pretty good to me. A competency test would adequately complete that list of requirements. As you say, that's it. That's pretty much all you need.

    9. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Well, you are at enormous odds with the USA gun lobby, in that case.

    10. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      These burglaries are uncommon compared to those where the house is not occupied. Having a gun at home optimizes for the uncommon risk; the rest of the time (which will more likely be all of the time), you have to bear the risks of having a gun in the home.

      The risks of accidents or access by children are easily mitigated by safe handling and proper storage techniques. Gun safety is actually very simple.

      A burglar who knowingly targets an occupied residence has larger commitment at using violence to get his way than his victims, and also more experience and skill at doing so. He has chosen the time and place for the act, and has the initiative. The victim is at a disadvantage in such a situation; and the gun escalates it to a lethal one.

      So you're better off just letting him do whatever he wants to you? Don't fight back because it might make him mad? Sorry, that theory just doesn't hold water. A deliberate home invasion by someone prepared to commit violence is already escalated to a potentially lethal situation--and those who deliberately invade occupied homes are generally already prepared use lethal force. Those just looking for a smash-n-grab will usually flee once they realize someone is home.

      Being armed and having a means to defend yourself increases your chances of survival. Choosing not to resist doesn't "keep the situation from escalating"; rather, it places your life entirely at the mercy of the criminal, who has already shown how much respect he has for it. Plus, a criminal may commit to using violence for material gain, but a victim fighting back is fighting for his life. That's a bigger commitment. And if I'm going to go down anyway, I want to go down fighting, not cowering in the corner.

      The problem is that all of these "defend my family and home from an attacker" scenarios used to justify gun ownership systematically assume the best circumstances to justify gun ownership. They assume:

      1. that the resident is peaceful and not prone to turn the gun against the family in a moment of passion;

      That's actually a very good assumption. The overwhelming majority of the population, gun-owning or not, does not snap and attempt to kill his or her family in mere fits of anger. Those who are prone to lashing out violently have usually already gotten themselves in trouble before, by way of other acts of violence (fights, etc.). Many anti-gun people have the mistaken belief that all gun owners are just ticking time bombs waiting to go off on a hair-trigger, and that just isn't the case. After all, would you just turn on your family and kill them because you're momentarily pissed off? I didn't think so. So why do you expect everyone else will?

      2. that the gun is well-secured in a gun safe at all times, but yet instantaneously available when needed;

      Guns do not necessarily have to be in a safe to be well-secured when the owner is home. Many people take the guns out while home and leave them in a known spot (by the bed or on the nightstand if no children are around, or in a holster on the hip, etc), and secure them in a safe while away. There are also many quick-release safes on the market that can be opened in a second or two (example). It's not hard.

      3. that the burglary will happen while the gun-owner is at home;

      But it still does happen. I don't feel like gambling my life by simply hoping it won't. You don't plan on getting in a car accident, yet you still wear your seatbelt, right? Besides, the attacks that happen when somebody's home are the ones that put lives at risk, and that is the first concern. Not property. I'll take the slight risk that my guns will be stolen for the advantage they give me when I'm home.

      4. that the gun-owner will correctly assess the developing situation quic

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    11. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      If someone invades my house with the intent to harm me or my family, though, I do need a weapon.

      If somebody wants to harm you or your family specifically, why would they invade your house that way? Why can't they toss a few Molotov cocktails through your windows, and then shoot you with a rifle when you guys run out of the house? What if they just just monitor your routine and get you in a drive-by shooting when you exit your workplace at the same exit as you always do?

      This is again a fantasy scenario. You're assuming a situation where the attacker does exactly what he would have to do in order for you to get the opportunity to successfully use your gun to defend yourself.

      In the very rare situation when flight is impractical, your choices are between being a soft unarmed target or being a threatening target.

      If you're a threatening target, you're putting your attacker in a situation where he needs to use lethal force in order to survive. I.e., you've escalated the situation into one where one of you will likely get killed.

      Note that this doesn't assume that the situation of the unarmed person is a safe one; it is extremely risky. The crucial question here is whether the gun makes you any safer, which it is not at all clear it does. It gives you a shot (literally) at ending the risk to you right away, but it also puts you at a greater risk of being killed.

      Having a weapon available is an asset when you NEED it, and can actually GET it.

      Unless the other guy kills you to stop you from shooting him.

      Your other points all talk about the risks of gun ownership. Responsible gun owners take measures to reduce or eliminate those risks. Irresponsible owners deserve the trouble that they reap.

      The problem is that the consequences of irresponsible ownership aren't limited to the irresponsible owners.

    12. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I do not own a firearm. However, I fully believe in the value of a lethal defense option for personal and familial safety.

      If you don't mind me asking, why not?

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    13. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      # that the resident is peaceful and not prone to turn the gun against the family in a moment of passion;

      About 17,000 murders per year, about 250,000,000 firearms in private hands. So that condition seems to be met.

      # that the gun is well-secured in a gun safe at all times, but yet instantaneously available when needed;

      Unnecessary, and untrue in most of the country. I don't know anyone with a gun safe, but I know a lot of people with guns. And not a single one of the guns I know about has ever been used in a crime of any kind, or even been involved in a firearms accident.

      # that the burglary will happen while the gun-owner is at home;

      I won't need to defend myself or my wife and child if we're not home, so irrelevant.

      # that the gun-owner will correctly assess the developing situation quicker than the burglar (unlikely!);

      Probably true. The burglar will likely see the shotgun in my hands and correctly decide that he picked the wrong house.

      # that the gun-owner has enough training and practice to use the gun effectively;

      Doesn't take nearly so much training as you might think to use a shotgun. Especially since the other fellow doesn't want to risk getting shot either. It's a myth that the average criminal is ready to respond with violence at the first sign that the victim is willing to fight back.

      # that the gun-owner is truly determined to shoot another human being;

      Or that he knows perfectly well that the other fellow isn't going to risk his life for the few hundred dollars he can steal.

      # that the gun-owner will correctly judge, in the heat of the moment, which uses of lethal force would not be justified in the situation;

      In most of the USA, if he's in your house, lethal force is justified.

      # that the gun-owner will not, by attempting to use the gun in that situation, put himself at a higher risk than in the equivalent, gun-less situation;

      He won't, unless he's a complete idiot. Remember, if you get shot, you can go to the hospital. The criminal isn't so lucky - if he goes to the hospital, he'll have to explain how he got shot while robbing someone, and goes directly to jail.

      # etc

      It's always possible to rationalize letting unpleasant people do unpleasant things to you. It's also relatively easy to minimize the danger of such an occurrence. Hint: statistics suggest that the best way to NOT GET HURT in a crime is to fight back. The more effective your means of fighting back, the more likely you are to not get hurt. A gun is the most effective means of fighting back, since it doesn't depend on your size or strength to do the deed - a .45 shot by my 84 year old mother is just as lethal as a .45 shot by me.

      Now, as a counterpoint. It's an interesting statistic that breaking and entering into an occupied house is quite rare in the parts of the USA where firearms are common. And much more common in parts of the USA where firearms are forbidden/heavily restricted.

      So it's actually unlikely that anyone who keeps a firearm for home defense will ever need it. But if pretty much noone keeps firearms for home defense, the need for home defense seems to go up....

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    14. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      That sounds pretty good to me. A competency test would adequately complete that list of requirements.

      Great idea!

      Let's extend it to the entire Bill of Rights, though.

      We can have a government administered competency test in order to be allowed to speak in public.

      And another to allow us to have a lawyer defend us in case of arrest.

      And yet another to prevent illegal searches and seizures of our property by the police.

      And we should definitely have one to allow us to vote, eh?

      Seriously, people. It's a Right enshrined in the Constitution. You don't have to pass tests to make use of your Rights. If you dislike the idea of private gun ownership, get the Constitution amended so it's not a Right. But until then, stop with the notion that you can restrict it arbitrarily.

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    15. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points today. Mods, a post isn't flamebait just because you disagree with it. Parent post is merely providing a different perspective on the issue.

    16. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      No, the ideal thing is to have some sort of automated gun system that shoots the intruder.

      Great idea. There could never be any way it was set off by accident. Imagine explaining to the parent next door that you were just exercising your constitutional right to shoot trespassers when little Johnny climbed the fence to get his ball back while you were out.

    17. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Even the right of speech has restrictions. You can't spill national security secrets, you can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater, and you can't deliberately make false accusations against someone else. It's entirely reasonable that someone who wishes to keep guns and other weapons for self-defense should have to demonstrate to a degree proportionate to the lethality of the weapon that they can use, maintain, and secure the weapon.

    18. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      If somebody wants to harm you or your family specifically, why would they invade your house that way? Why can't they toss a few Molotov cocktails through your windows, and then shoot you with a rifle when you guys run out of the house? What if they just just monitor your routine and get you in a drive-by shooting when you exit your workplace at the same exit as you always do?

      This is again a fantasy scenario. You're assuming a situation where the attacker does exactly what he would have to do in order for you to get the opportunity to successfully use your gun to defend yourself.

      You keep dismissing this as a "fantasy scenario"--but it actually happens. Read up on it a bit. Look at all of the people found dead in their homes during attempted robberies, look at how many women wind up raped in their own homes. We're not making this stuff up. Home invasions happen. Ones targeted specifically to hurt people happen happen for a reason--there are fewer witnesses around, it attracts less attention (vs arson, for example, or a hit in a public place), and it's more intimidating (the "we can hit you anywhere" factor). Others are intended to rape or assault, where the attacker has already decided to use force.

      And, people actually do use their guns to defend themselves during break-ins. It happens every day. It doesn't normally make the news, though, because most of the time the criminal flees at the first sign of resistance from his intended victim. Most uses of guns for self-defense don't even involve shots being fired--mere display of them is enough to end the encounter.

      If you're a threatening target, you're putting your attacker in a situation where he needs to use lethal force in order to survive. I.e., you've escalated the situation into one where one of you will likely get killed.

      No, he has already escalated the situation to one where you stand a good chance of being killed. Resisting with a gun makes your odds of dying less, and makes his much greater. The myth that criminals won't hurt you if you just comply with them is the real fantasy; fast, effective resistance gives you your best shot at survival.

      Note that this doesn't assume that the situation of the unarmed person is a safe one; it is extremely risky. The crucial question here is whether the gun makes you any safer, which it is not at all clear it does. It gives you a shot (literally) at ending the risk to you right away, but it also puts you at a greater risk of being killed.

      No it doesn't! Studies repeatedly and conclusively show that your chances of being injured or killed are lower if you resist with a gun than resisting by any other means, or not at all. These include studies by European governments and law enforcement agencies--hardly big proponents of private firearms ownership. Further, interviews of convicted criminals show that their greatest fear is generally an armed and resisting victim.

      Unless the other guy kills you to stop you from shooting him

      He's more likely to kill you if you don't do anything at all.

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    19. Re:Guns don't protect against burglary. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      You can't spill national security secrets, you can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater, and you can't deliberately make false accusations against someone else. It's entirely reasonable that someone who wishes to keep guns and other weapons for self-defense should have to demonstrate to a degree proportionate to the lethality of the weapon that they can use, maintain, and secure the weapon.

      Actually, you CAN spill national security secrets. Sorry.

      And no, we should not be in the position of requiring government permission to exercise our "rights". If we have to have government permission, they're not rights any more, they're privileges.

      And privileges can be revoked at the drop of a hat.

      Again, if you don't like the Second Amendment, work to get it repealed.

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  72. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by alta · · Score: 1

    I'm with you. I'm sick and tird of the US being a bunch of spineless pussies because we don't want the rest of the world to think bad things about us. Pirates should die. End of story. If a boat is approaching my cargo ship, and they don't identify, expect to be shot in the ocean, no chance to explain yourself. If we don't make pirating risky for them, then everyone's going to become a pirate. We've made it look so safe to be a pirate, save the 3 on the Mersk ship. Oh, and I so feel for the one they caught. I feel he should be taken out to somolian seas, and thrown in the ocean handcuffed, with a lifevest on and 20lbs of chum stuffed in his pants. Video that. Put it on youtube. email the link to pirates@somolia.sm.

    If the boats start shooting on site, and the WORLD GOVERMENTS start acting like these are pirates, not poor innocent people trying to make a living, then this 'problem' will be short lived.

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  74. Re:pirate repellents by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    No.

    If Aliens taught us anything it's that we should nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. ;)

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  75. High Tech Pirate Repellent by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Equip the ship with unlimited highspeed satellite internet access and top of the line computers, crew the ship with geeks, and rip out the showerheads.

    Well, actually that last one was redundant.

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  76. The poor misunderstood darlings. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF! These are not kids downloading the latest movie or Brittany Spears CD. These are true pirates in the original sense of the term.

    The best defence would be a big ass weapon that blows the ship out of the water - case closed.

    Has the concept of no right to self defence fallen so far that cases of true piracy is to be treated by water cannon and harsh language, while hoping that a military vessel gets there before they kill your crew?

    Our international sense of justice is insane. Imprison or excessively fine kids, thus destroying their lives, but let the poor criminal pirates do what they want - we can't be seen to be violating their right to board, kill, ransom and steal.

    I say let's avoid the problem and nuke them from orbit - it's the only way to be sure. . .

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  78. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All we need to do is dust off the remaining Iowa class battleships, the Iowa and Missuouri. Just the sight of them should do the trick...

  79. The pirates have guns! by roc97007 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why in heaven's name play patty-cake with pirates? You're going to piss them off with loud sounds and a water hose, and they have GUNS? Someone really thought this was a good idea?

    If you're not going to repel them decisively, raise your hands and give them what they want. You'll be treated better. Hopefully your family can afford the ransom.

    Spraying a water hose at pirates with guns. I want to see that when it goes up on youtube. They must think we're morons. They might even be right.

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    1. Re:The pirates have guns! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on the pump behind the water. Fire hoses have been used for crowd control with great success, so long as the water pressure is sufficient. The force from a deck-mounted 3" hose equipped with a high-pressure pump will knock you and your 10 lineman buddies flat on your collective asses. And of course if you're pumping seawater, you won't run out of ammo any time soon.

      But in my mind it's still a form of giving in, compromising by NOT hurting the poor widdle pirates, and at best it'll merely discourage them from your one ship, but leaves them free to try again on someone else's ship. Conversely if you shoot them and sink their boat, you now have that many fewer pirates.

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    2. Re:The pirates have guns! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Well, it depends on the pump behind the water. Fire hoses have been used for crowd control with great success, so long as the water pressure is sufficient. The force from a deck-mounted 3" hose equipped with a high-pressure pump will knock you and your 10 lineman buddies flat on your collective asses. And of course if you're pumping seawater, you won't run out of ammo any time soon.

      Right, and I'm sure this hasn't occurred to the brainiacs who thought of this -- in crowd control situations, the crowds are not armed to the teeth. In cases when the crowd *is* armed to the teeth, and aggressively mean you ill, you don't use crowd control tactics. You use battle tactics.

      > But in my mind it's still a form of giving in, compromising by NOT hurting the poor widdle pirates, and at best it'll merely discourage them from your one ship, but leaves them free to try again on someone else's ship. Conversely if you shoot them and sink their boat, you now have that many fewer pirates.

      Agree completely. The problem seems to be that a lot of the pirates are teens recruited from poverty. And for some reason (even though it only takes six pounds of pressure to pull an AK47 trigger) a teen with a gun is somehow more sympathetic than a grizzled old fart similarly equipped, which creates a stigma on defending yourself with deadly force.

      Wait until the complaints start about water cannons knocking pirates into the water, where they could drown or get eaten by sharks.

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    3. Re:The pirates have guns! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's a problem, all right (and I admit I hadn't thought that far when I posted that). What's the range on a water cannon? 100 yards at best, and by that point its coherency of effect is rather compromised (water spreads) -- so it's really just a large-gauge shotgun. What's the range on even the most cheapassed rifle or handgun? at least four times that. Range trumps volume, and all you've got to do is pick off the cannon operator. Now, our beleaguered cargo ship could put him in an armored hutch or turret, but at some point that's going to compromise his ability to aim close to his own ship, as you'd need to do to repel boarders.

      It's still better than nothing, if for some insane reason you're not being allowed to defend yourself with deadly force. But I don't see it as more than a casual deterrant.

      And when people talk about "escalation" -- what's to prevent pirates from coming up in a turtle (covered boat) that you can't swamp or wash anyone out of?? this is Medieval Warfare 101!!

      Bah. Just accept that it's necessary to go armed on the high seas, and adjust port procedures to accomodate that. It's not 1600 anymore, when a single gunboat could take out a city. And it's not like they need to carry fullscale cannons. A few serious machine guns should suffice.

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    4. Re:The pirates have guns! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > A few serious machine guns should suffice.

      Agreed. I was thinking, a few RPGs might come in handy also. (I hear there's a lot of them around...) Hole the pirate ship below the water line, and then run away while it flounders. I was first going to say "stinger missiles", but I hear those suckers are expensive.

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    5. Re:The pirates have guns! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sounds like perfectly good tactics to me! And if the pirates neglected to bring lifeboats... oh well!!

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    6. Re:The pirates have guns! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      More importantly, if you shoot to disable their boat, you are "shooting to stop" rather than "shooting to kill", which puts you on a much better moral footing. This has the added feature of taking one more pirate boat out of the fleet. Also, it's a tactic that they're unlikely to emulate, because they want your boat, or what's on it -- they would avoid sinking it if they can.

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    7. Re:The pirates have guns! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Excellent points!

      And of course it serves as an object lesson to any would-be pirates who place any value on their own boats. Who wants to wind up with less than they started with??

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  80. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Rich0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I dunno - I think you need to look at the incentives involved. These pirates are businessmen - not crusaders. They do it to make money. If they know they aren't going to make money they'll stop doing it.

    I once heard somebody argue that when a plane is hijacked that the military should just shoot it down with hostages and terrorists alike perishing. Of course that sounds dumb, until you realize that you've eliminated any negotiating power the terrorists might obtain from holding hostages. A saner approach would be to simply not sincerely negotiate at all and always mount military responses if the terrorists don't surrender after a reasonable period of time.

  81. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes lets debate between lethal and non lethal firearms instead of addressing the actual causes of the problem. Like an ineffective government and global inequality

    Oh give me a fucking break. "Global inequality" doesn't give you the right to start holding human beings hostage for ransom money.

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  82. Curing the symptom not the problem by Kelldore · · Score: 1

    Until Somalia is stable, civil war and militia fighting has ended the piracy will continue. All that they are proposing is a temporary cure to a permanent problem. Unless Somalia becomes stable enough for a ruling government to take over and start running the country, establish civil services, fight piracy etc... shit ain't happening folks. For some of these people it is the only way to make money. Yes we can arm the crew's yes we can try to pressure the international community to send more warships and escorts but in the end we are just throwing time and money to the wind.

  83. Translation to metric by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    Rough translation:

    One defense is the Force 80 squirt gun with a 8 cm nozzle that can send 5300 litres a minute 100 metres in any direction.

  84. huh? by S7urm · · Score: 1

    Alright for one thing. I understand that various ports of call will not allow armed vessels to enter their ports. However, why not find some entrepreneurial company who would supply armed escorts over the Open Sea in international waters to escort these vessels? I would think you could easily find ports where you COULD dock those ships for re-fueling and re-fitting and then simply have them escort those vessels right up to the vessels destination without having to enter their territorial waters.

    For another thing, it's bad enough that America has been inundated with Somali immigrants who are un-willing to follow in the footsteps of other immigrants to this country and at least conform to our LANGUAGE at the least, but now, we need to cope with the fact that their nation has deteriorated into anarchy and is allowing their "citizens" to attack international shipping with no fear of concern or reprisal? What ever happened to how we used to deal with Piracy. You used to have to "fly the flag" of your nation, and any ship not representing would be considered hostile until their intent could be determined. Also, any attack on British shipping was met with an initial defense of the ship, followed by the British Navy dispatching warships to the region to hunt the pirates. Now we have to sit back and watch our shipping be decimated by SOMALI PIRATES!!! these people can't even run their own country, so what are we worried about? They attack our ship, we bombard their coastline for a week or two and then......NOTHING no more pirates, and no reprisal from Somalia because what "army" or "navy" could they even put in the field? None.

    People need to stop being sooooooo frickin PC and start defending their interests, especially in INTERNATIONAL waters.

    GOSH!

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    1. Re:huh? by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      An ideal job for Blackwater.

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  85. Re:pirate repellents by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    If the movie Aliens taught us anything, it's listen to the frakin' people who've been there and done the job and not some wet-behind-the-ears LT too afraid of looking stupid to tell his people he's an idiot, and No, you can't use frag grenades or explosive-tipped-caseless ammo near the giant and fragile nuclear reactor.

    That's what Aliens taught me. And never forget about the ceiling ducts.

  86. Re:pirate repellents by megaditto · · Score: 1

    You know, cops also are paid no matter where they are stationed, so why not put a trained cop in every car on the road?

    Do you see any problem with your idea now?

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  88. To paraphrase Captain Hector Barbosa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules Mr. SoupGuru.

  89. Batman Pirate Repellent... by hggs · · Score: 1

    Robin: [sees a pirate attached to Batman's leg] Holy sardine!
    Batman: Hand down the pirate repellent Batspray!
    Reference: Batman TV Movie, 1966

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  90. Re:pirate repellents by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    huzzah, huzzah. Followed closely by "eject the dropship out the bay, just in case some creepy-crawlies hitched a ride".

  91. stealth arrivals by peter303 · · Score: 1

    You often dont know they are they there until they are knocking at the captain's door. And they can easily become more stealthly like the drug-runners who are even using submarines now.

  92. Uhh... by kabrakan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one that thought about baseball as soon as they read this? I don't think I should be allowed on this web site anymore.

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  93. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All the testosterone and gung-ho aside, how about not giving them a reason to pirate? It seems that nobody here realizes that the Somali pirates are doing what they do because other nations illegal fishing (worth an estimated 300 million) in the region have depleted [freerepublic.com] their fish stocks while the UN turned a blind eye. To add insult to injury, there's been some toxic waste dumping off the coast.

    That little bit of rationalization only goes so far. The fishing issue is why some people (fisherman who lost their livelihoods) turned to piracy but it's largely driven by a profit motive now. They've realized that they can extort money out of shipowners and have no reason to stop doing so as long as the reward is greater than the risk.

    are doing what they do because they system has failed them and they see piracy as the most feasible method to force change.

    How is piracy going to force charge in Solomia when the warlords that have ruined that country are the ones sheltering the pirates and taking a cut of the money they steal?

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  94. Re:pirate repellents by daem0n1x · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wouldn't root for the pirates, they're just armed thieves, not liberation heroes.

    But what is causing piracy is extreme poverty and a shattered Somalia. Before reaching for the gun think how this situation can be changed.

    Fighting poverty would be a lot cheaper and better for everyone than fighting its causes. You can get all the sophisticated guns you want, if there's extreme poverty you'll never be safe. And I'm not only talking about Somalia. Look at your neighborhood.

  95. Flamethrower!!! by KPexEA · · Score: 1

    Just have motion activated flamethrowers around the edges of the boat.

  96. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If they were only doing it to put food on their table, then when they hijack ships carrying food, such as the Maersk Alabama was, then they would have taken the food.

    Do you actually believe the BS that you type?

  97. Re:pirate repellents by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oh spare us the BS. The pirates aren't hijacking fishing vessels or garbage barges to police their waters. They're hijacking cargo ships and ransoming them. They're doing it 100% for greed, which is motivated by a lack of consequences (little rule of law there) and lack of alternatives (crap economy there).

    When they stop taking tankers and start taking fishing boats and garbage barges, you can speak in their defense. Until then, STFU.

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  98. MXC? by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

    It's starting to sound like Takeshi's Castle ("Most Extreme Elimination Challenge") or Wipeout. Haha. Pirates are funny.

  99. Re:pirate repellents by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a lot of issues.
    Some political some practical. non military vessel is not allowed to be armed, for one.

    Second is people without training will be trying to shot someone . Trained personal under fire have a very low rate of hits. This would be worse.

    Then there is the very real matter that if you just start killing them you will get escalation.

    Sure, it would be great to drop a seal team onto every boat, but that's not really practical.

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  100. Re:pirate repellents by Kamokazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is an extremely good point, however it may unfortunately be too late to stop the piracy by just improving economic/environmental conditions alone. From my limited understanding of the issue, there are many organized groups of pirates now, most with a hierarchal leadership structure. Those at the top are probably doing considerably better for themselves than what they did as fishermen (or whatever they did before). And if it's like most other organized crime, the leaders will go to great lengths to ensure they remain in power. So even if other ways to make a living become viable again, the pirates may still be forced to remain pirates for fear of repercussions from the leadership.

    I think the best approach may be to do both...use the gung ho approach to take out the leadership and collapse the organization, and rejuvenate the economic conditions so that pirates may return to other occupations, and thereby prevent the whole mess from happening again.

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  101. Re:Why no guns, how about air guns by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    How about a gattling gun worked by high presure air that fires 500 gm hard wood slugs. It not only could deliver a world of hurt but is also eco-friendly.

  102. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, these are the gentler pirates of the 21st century. So far they've been incredibly adept at finding exactly the right level of operation so that they're seen as a minor economic nuisance that can be dealt with readily by insurance companies -- but without stepping the bounds that would make them be seen as a major threat to life that has to be dealt with.

    That's why the world hasn't really dealt with them much.

    Nothing will happen until they cause a real drastic financial impact. (and it's no big impact to lose $1m ransom on a ship that's worth more carrying cargo that's worth a lot more). Or until they cause a significant number of deaths. They've been avoiding both.

    And the problem won't be solved until the fundamental economic and governance problems in Somalia are addressed.

  103. Put 'em up on eBay and find out . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Do you think the pirates doing the pirating have anything worth taking?

    Pirate organs for sale! Eyes, livers, hearts . . . you want it, we'll harvest it!

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  104. Re:pirate repellents by The+Hooloovoo · · Score: 1

    That could have worked a couple of years ago, when pirates were simply preying on easy targets at choke points. Now they're ranging quite far afield -- numerous incidents have taken place off the coasts of Kenya and Tanzania, and even in the Seychelles. You'd have to have a lot of Marines stationed in a lot of ports to cover everyone.

    Granted, I would take a ship through that area without a contingent of Blackwater mercenaries on my payroll, but a technological solution would also help safeguard ships in other pirate-prone areas. It's not just a Somalian problem; ships also get hijacked in areas like the Strait of Malacca, Nigeria, and Brazil.

  105. Re:pirate repellents by binkleybloom · · Score: 1

    Well, the problem is many ports do not allow an armed ship to dock - so no weapons may be carried.... so how about this for a business opportunity: Stage some "Weapons rental ships" on each side of that straight... kinda like a Video rental place, but with bullets. Then, ships can take weapons out on loan after they leave the dock, and then return them at another ship before they enter the port. Then, they can defend themselves against the Pirates, RIAA, /and/ Jack Thompson if needed. Sounds like the bases covered to me.

  106. Re:pirate repellents by Martin+Foster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no stable government in Somalia either. The lack of social system, education and so forth has in fact failed not only the pirates by their society as a whole. This is not the reason for the rampant piracy, especially when dealing with ships that are brining in food supplies.

    This is good old fashioned greed, until recently it has been pretty much a win-win for the pirates. They were seldom if ever confronted and the return on investment was massive. With those conditions in place it created an environment similar to what we had with Privateering.

    They claim to care about the over-fishing, the illegal dumping and so forth, but it boils down to greed. Especially when you see that it is not fishing vessels that are hit, but supply tankers with big fat cargos worth millions.

    If they were there as social activists, they would be boarding vessels that actually created their problems and keeping them on their shores as a political statement. Not claiming million dollar bounties and going after the next ripe and defenceless target.

    That's why they are so vocal about recent warship involvement. Their goose is cooked if world navies crack down.

  107. Re:pirate repellents by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    No I don't but that's probably because I understand the problems of scaling something like that up to encompass every car in the world and I understand how Marines are deployed.

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  108. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also, they threaten to kill people and have hundreds of hostages, most of whom probably haven't dumped toxic waste or over fished, but hey, they deserve it because they are rich(er).

    Don't care if you are wronged, or are struggling the feed your family. Start waving AK-47's at innocent people and don't be surprised if you get killed.

    captcha = coffins. nice

  109. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But what is causing piracy is extreme poverty and a shattered Somalia. Before reaching for the gun think how this situation can be changed.

    The last time we tried to intervene in that situation it didn't end so well. If the Somalis want change I'd say that it's up to them to provide it. You can't impose freedom or change on a population that isn't willing to accept it.

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  110. Fight pirates with their natural enemy... by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...the Ninja!!! True ultimate power and all that jazz.

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    1. Re:Fight pirates with their natural enemy... by Kelldore · · Score: 1

      I believe scurvy is the natural enemy of pirates kind sir!

  111. They seem to forget other possible anti-piracy dev by javab0y · · Score: 1

    Have they tried Fairplay or Windows Media DRM? That seems to be effective with some pirates.

  112. Re:pirate repellents by IcyNeko · · Score: 1

    This is very true. Before people swoop in on their humanitarian choppers, understand that these are people whom have lost any sight of doing anything other than lining their pockets with cash. And who exactly does all the cash go towards?

    I don't advocate fatalities involved, but you can't just allow piracy to continue. Nonlethal methods are very good for this reason.

    That being said, I would love to be on the first ship equipped with anti-piracy non-lethal technologies. I'll even dress up as Data from Goonies, as I feel like his inventions inspired most of these upgrades. =D

  113. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Maybe merchantmen need to be armed again.

    And there can only be a finite number of pirates. Shoot them and sink their boats, and they won't be replaced, at least not in this generation.

    And yeah, maybe it wasn't nice or fair that Somalia's waters got fished out by other countries, but this isn't a problem unique to Somalia, and we don't see the other coastal/fishing countries engaging in piracy. Maybe the real lesson is a warning against a monoculture economy.

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  114. Re:pirate repellents by ijakings · · Score: 1

    Yeeeeah homeslice, Theres a difference between putting marines on every ship going through a relatively narrow stretch of sea, and putting a cop in every one of the 241,000,000 [registered, in 2005] cars in the united states.

    Also, I didnt know that swashbuckling pirates taking people hostage were that much of a problem on americas road network.

  115. Re:pirate repellents by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    And how much would you pay for that gun?

    1 million dollars?
    2 million dollars?

    Please include the cost of insurance and other legal hoops that have to be bought besides the physical gun and ammunition?

    Also the open ocean is NOT your backyard. A more realistic scenario would be firing a few shots at the person approaching your car who you think is a pirate.

  116. Anti-pirate missile by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Among other suggestions, a near-ship defense which most ships can make: Gravity-powered anti-pirate missile Best to have guns on board too. They might get a little mad.

  117. Re:pirate repellents by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I doubt the USA would allow Chinese container ships with cannons, and sailors well-armed with lethal weapons to enter US ports.

    Same goes for combinations of other countries (e.g. China -> Japan, USA -> China).

    As for soldiers/marines - there's no problem if it was US waters and the US marines got onto US ships to help get them into US ports safely.

    But these aren't US waters. So there's a lot more political maneuvering, face saving, negotiating etc that needs to be done before something like that can happen.

    Meanwhile, it seems countries are less likely to object to merchant ships with "pirate repellents".

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  118. Sure... by tsotha · · Score: 0, Redundant

    One defense is the Force 80 squirt gun with a 3-inch nozzle that can send 1,400 gallons a minute 100 yards in any direction.

    Oh yeah, They must feel pretty safe bringing a water cannon to a gun fight. Do they get Super Soakers in case the pirates manage to get on the ship?

    100 yards. Hmm, let me see here. The effective range of an AK-47 is rated at 400m, though it can kill you out to about a kilometer on a lucky shot. Then we have the RPG-7, which has an effective range out to about 500m for stationary targets and 300m for moving targets. I'm not really sure what a container ship counts as in this context. Either a "mostly stationary" or "barely moving" target, I suppose. Call it 400m, then.

    For comparison, the M-2 Browning machine gun has a rated effective range of 1800m.

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  119. Nicely done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just lift the entire NPR story for the summary, why don't you?

    At least this way nobody has to RTFA...

  120. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the pirates with Land Rovers and Swiss bank accounts are really doing it to put food on their table.

    They're fucking criminals and you're just echoing a ludicrous excuse for piracy.

  121. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only difference between us and them is that they do it to put food on their table.

    No, the main difference is that they have guns that they use to kill innocent people.

  122. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh spare us the BS. The pirates aren't hijacking fishing vessels or garbage barges to police their waters.

    Spare us the BS. That's not even close to what he said. If that's really what you heard in your head when you read the GP's post you've got some seriously out of whack filters.

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  123. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by nomadic · · Score: 1

    And how long do we intend to pay tribute and put up with the situation?

    "We"? It's the shipowners who are paying, not me, not you, and not our government. It's the actions of private individuals.

    Honestly, I can understand it to a certain extent. If someone walks up to me, points a gun at me, and demands my wallet, I will give it to him. If, for whatever reason, I happen to be armed, I'm still giving my wallet because the risks inherent in a firefight aren't really worth a few dollars and the aggravation of having to replace a few credit cards and ID cards.

    The shipowners have decided it's worth it to just pay off the pirates. Note that even after paying off the pirates, they still send their ships through the same shipping channels. That should tell you that economically, paying off the pirates may be justified.

  124. Nice toys but what are the Somalis doing? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    It seems to me the Somali government should be doing something about the pirates. Yet their government spokesperson said the other day: "Give us some extra cash and we can take care of that pirate problem for you." That sounds a lot like extortion to me. It's like a protection racket. Ridiculous. Maybe we should stop food aid shipments? I suppose that would just make things worse.

  125. watergun by ohmiez · · Score: 1

    you don't bring a super-soaker to a gun fight.

  126. Just throw money at them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they get close to the boat, just throw assloads of money at them. Hey, it works for my company.

  127. Fix on original post by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    The original post should have said: "The best case scenario is that you find these vessels early enough that you can get a US or French Navy ship detached to your location and let them handle the situation."

    As we have recently learned, if you get help from any other country such as Canada or the Netherlands, they are "powerless" to do anything other than disarm the pirates, reprimand them for being bad, and send them on their way to return home, re-arm, and attack again. And who'd have thought that everybody else in NATO would be such wimps that France would look like Chuck Norris in comparison?

  128. Re:pirate repellents by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, cops also are paid no matter where they are stationed, so why not put a trained cop in every car on the road?

    I'm pretty sure if one freeway accoutns for most of the crime in their jurisdiction, the police will figure out a way to assign their forces there. There are only so many merchant vessels going around the East coast of Africa at any given time. I think the limitations probably have more to do with our forces being so heavily committed on the ground in Afghanistan and Iraq.

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  129. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I doubt the USA would allow Chinese container ships with cannons, and sailors well-armed with lethal weapons to enter US ports.

    They don't need cannons. Rifles and pistols would probably suffice. And why would the USA care if Chinese container ships had small arms aboard ship, as long as those small arms didn't come ashore? A rifle in a weapons locker aboard ship isn't a threat to anyone.

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  130. That hardly seems fair by Jocose81 · · Score: 1

    Do the Mariners really need all that fire power against a team that hasn't had a winning season since 1992?

  131. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only difference between us and them is that they do it to put food on their table.

    Well that and the pirates I know are downloading music, and these guys are pointing guns to people's heads and demanding money.

    But, yeah, I would say they're still morally equivalent.

  132. Re:pirate repellents by neonleonb · · Score: 1

    What they want is cheaper insurance, without danger to the ship, cargo, or crew. Marines don't really give that, but deterrents might.

  133. Re:pirate repellents by Stoutlimb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally I am rooting for the pirates maybe they can drive up the cost of the goods being transported making more local or regional options viable in areas of commerce and energy supply.

    Forget your anti retard pills today? If you're rooting for them, you have to realize that most of the shipping there goes INTO Africa. They would be raising the price of aid to areas where local and regional options are insufficient. The pirates are shooting their own region in the foot for their own profit... it helps no-one. I say nothing works better against pirates than hot lead.

  134. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That being said, I would love to be on the first ship equipped with anti-piracy non-lethal technologies.

    I wouldn't want to be near such a ship. The pirates aren't limiting themselves to 'non-lethal technologies'. What are you going to do when they respond to your water cannon with an RPG? Sending people armed with 'non-lethal weapons' up against those armed with lethal ones seems pretty stupid to me.

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  135. Re:pirate repellents by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Did you read this part?

    "the Somali pirates are doing what they do because other nations illegal fishing (worth an estimated 300 million) in the region have depleted [freerepublic.com] their fish stocks while the UN turned a blind eye. To add insult to injury, there's been some toxic waste dumping off the coast."

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  136. Re:pirate repellents by brkello · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So once they get their huge ransoms and can feed their family, why do they still pirate? I have no doubt these people have been screwed, and that should stop. But there is still more to it than just what you are saying. Pirating is more profitable than fishing. Why would they go back?

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  137. My Vote, LRAD by mordred99 · · Score: 1

    LRADs are cool. I have seen them when I was on a cruise ship in the area. 200+ Db concentrated on a single area. They put 4 of them on the ship stem, stern, port, starboard. Simple. No one will be able to get near you with a multiple mile effectiveness rating, and as they get closer, they go deaf. They get turned off when you are in pirate infested waters, and move along then.

  138. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They claim to care about the over-fishing, the illegal dumping and so forth, but it boils down to greed. Especially when you see that it is not fishing vessels that are hit, but supply tankers with big fat cargos worth millions.

    Why do you think that responding to running out of fish means people must only attack fishing vessels? If the water is over-fished and poisoned why would there even be any fishing vessels around anymore to attack?

    Your argument is akin to saying that if a man was really starving, he would only steal groceries and not steal money to spend on groceries. Its a really blatant mental short-circuit. It suggests that you can't rebutt the GP's original point, but you are so emotionally vested in your current perspective that you have to make up a bogus argument that you can easily knock down in order to avoid considering a broader perspective. I believe that's a form of cognitive dissonance.

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  139. there is only one pirate repellent... by whopub · · Score: 0

    NINJAS!

  140. Re:pirate repellents by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the movie Aliens taught us anything, it's that sheer rough-n-ready manpower is not always the answer.

    Remind us of the lessons from a work of FICTION next time you get taken hostage and half your traveling companions (including friends and possibly family) get killed.


    Lever back on the testosterone, pal.

    You carry a squirt gun, I'll take a fully-armed crew carrying M-16s.

    I have to second the GP, I really can't believe anyone even wants to consider non-lethal means ("Anything but guns?" What sort of bleeding heart came up with that line of feelgood BS?) to deal with armed killers on the high seas. These people board mostly-defenseless ships and kill people, loot the cargo, and take the "important" people for ransom. Just fucking kill them. No "alternatives" necessary.

    When container barges start carrying half a dozen 150mm guns, you'll watch this crap vanish overnight. Somehow I don't think various Three-Stooges-esque slapstick "solutions" will accomplish more than pissing the pirates off.


    As an aside, these clowns only get away with this because they attack highly-multinational ships, crews, and cargos, so no particular country feels a need to respond. When they do go after, say, a mostly-American (or even mostly-French, recently) ship, we end up with living crew and a few less pirates. Good riddance.

  141. Waste of money... by chinton · · Score: 1

    That'd be great, but the Mariners and Pirates are in different leagues and there is no danger of them meeting in the World Series.

  142. Re:pirate repellents by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    It's pretty slim something like 300 in 50000 but each time they take a crew and get paid, you're dealing with more and better equiped pirates.

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  143. Re:pirate repellents by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    That ineffective government you mention, is the result of a bunch of inbred tribals who refuse to submit to governance. The very same inbred tribals who are on the high seas assaulting merchant ships.

    Let's kill off the inbreds, and the government will prosper, and piracy will end.

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  144. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    Look at how well dealing with terrorists in a hands-off, pacifistic manner worked. Someday some Islamo-terrorist is going to take a ship loaded with propane or natural gas or some such volatile chemical INTO the Suez and blow it up.

    Best to kill them straight off, none of this namby-pamby pussyfooting. M16s, and 600 volts @ 100 amps off the ships generators straight to the hull-plating.

  145. Re:pirate repellents INT WTF... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    You CAN'T DO THAT.

    Many nations have internationally-binding agreements or understandings that doing such a thing could cause the ship to be placed under arrest (yes, a ship can be arrested), the crew detained or held pending a trial, and the ship owners sent an extraordinarly expensive bill for being held fast (secured, or for you landluppers, "tied up" or "docked") to a pier, taking up space pending judicial proceedings.

    The in-jurisdiction discovery of a shooting or killing anyone, even pirates or people not part of said nation's waters, puts that ship in the jeopardy. It's why learned, experienced and astute non-military/non-police vessel sailors (civilian yacht and merchant ships) do not carry weapons, or at least secure them and discharge them only in waters in which there is no question of legal risk.

    Now, as for the foam that makes the ladders (inclined ladders, etc) nearly impossible to climb, well, they better hope the pirates don't haul sandbags up the ship and use some sort of modified spray applicators to make the foam useless. Or, they better hope the pirates don't have backers who fund them well enough to wear cleated or magnetic shoes that avert the issue of slipping.

    As for rifles, the M-16 may be ubiquitous and the darling of movies and numerous police agencies and even the basis of modified K-1 & K-2:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daewoo_K2

    and of other nations, but Belgians and others have rifles to offer. Besides, the best RIFLE to use would be a well-camouflaged sniper rifle, some of which can be seen here:

    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/3864/sniper.htm

    ifff... iffff the use of them can be applied to snipers outside of their own protected waters. If the international laws can be changed to allow carrying of contracted/hired guns (privateers) to defend them against pirates and piratical activities, then you can really, responsibly, seriously talk about using deadly force outward from and aboard the merchant and passenger ships at risk of piracy.

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  146. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by brkello · · Score: 1

    Nope, you thought wrong. It is about countries not letting armed men dock at their ports. But don't worry, it seems like most the posters today are spouting off about that without actually knowing the reasons they can't have guns. I'm not new here so this is not surprising to me.

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  147. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The only difference between us and them is that they do it to put food on their table.

    There is another important difference. The "it" that they do involves murder, physical property distruction and theft, and sometimes rape/kidnapping. The "it" that we do involves duplicating some digital data.

  148. Solve the unemployment for the ex-military by thorkyl · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Give each ex-Marine an AR-15 and 500 rounds
    Give each ex-Marine an m92 and 100 rounds
    Give each ex-Marine full battle dress

    Put 5 each on each ship
    Pay them 50k per year
    Pay extra 100k in insurance

    350k per year per ship

    Safety and dead pirates, priceless.

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  149. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh fuck that, you pathetic naive moron. There's NO friggen excuse for resorting to piracy. PERIOD.

  150. Re:pirate repellents by popeye44 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I can vouch that a handful of drunk unarmed Sailors can cause some problems :-]

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  151. Re:pirate repellents by vertinox · · Score: 5, Informative

    This really has to be the cheapest, most effective method - so there must be some, likely political, reason that it's not being used. Much of the issue with arming crew members seems to revolve around 1) training and 2) what to do with the weapons in whatever random port the ship ends up at where weapons aren't welcome.

    International Maritime treaties forbid merchant ships from army themselves during peacetime.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innocent_passage
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Convention_on_the_Law_of_the_Sea

    If ships armed themselves, then they waive the "right of innocent passage" and when they are out of international waters, then they might run into problem with the local authorities.

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  152. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Cut the hippie-bullshit. The UN is nothing more than a country club for Anti-semetic, bannana-republic dictators. That assembly has NO power and never will. Their proclamations don't mean shit because, no counting the Yanks and us Brit's, there is no army to back up what they say. So on to more realistic things...

    I don't give a damn what their situation is, by turning to Piracy, holding men captive and demanding ransom, they lose all rights to sleep safely in their beds. The Americans had it right, splatter their brains on the bulkhead. India had it even better... blow the bloody mothers out of the water.

    Welcome to the ways of the real world, peace and love don't mean squat. Its how big your gun is and how much damage you are willing to take before backing down. Why do you think they left the Yank's alone for so long?

  153. Re:pirate repellents by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1
    This really has to be the cheapest, most effective method - so there must be some, likely political, reason that it's not being used.

    You are correct. Having armed crews on a commercial vessel violates international law.
    Training and storage are simple: adequate training takes a few days, and the weapons can be stored in a ship's magazine (most of these ships have solid steel walls and doors, which are quite secure), which only the senior officers have access to.

  154. Re:pirate repellents by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    Two words.

    Horse and SHIT

    Inbred tribals who have refused to support any government are responsible for their own poverty. If you can manage to teach those inbreds how to do anything more complicated than squeezing a trigger and pursuing a slow moving ship in a speedboat, then they can get together, elect the least incompetent of the inbreds to represent them, then get the government to look after thier needs.

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  155. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So once they get their huge ransoms and can feed their family, why do they still pirate?

    Because there's plenty of people willing to replace them.

  156. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by vertinox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://www.un.org/Depts/los/convention_agreements/texts/unclos/part2.htm

    Article19

    Meaning of innocent passage

    1. Passage is innocent so long as it is not prejudicial to the peace, good order or security of the coastal State. Such passage shall take place in conformity with this Convention and with other rules of international law.

    2. Passage of a foreign ship shall be considered to be prejudicial to the peace, good order or security of the coastal State if in the territorial sea it engages in any of the following activities:

    (a) any threat or use of force against the sovereignty, territorial integrity or political independence of the coastal State, or in any other manner in violation of the principles of international law embodied in the Charter of the United Nations;

    (b) any exercise or practice with weapons of any kind;

    (c) any act aimed at collecting information to the prejudice of the defence or security of the coastal State;

    (d) any act of propaganda aimed at affecting the defence or security of the coastal State;

    (e) the launching, landing or taking on board of any aircraft;

    (f) the launching, landing or taking on board of any military device;

    (g) the loading or unloading of any commodity, currency or person contrary to the customs, fiscal, immigration or sanitary laws and regulations of the coastal State;

    (h) any act of wilful and serious pollution contrary to this Convention;

    (i) any fishing activities;

    (j) the carrying out of research or survey activities;

    (k) any act aimed at interfering with any systems of communication or any other facilities or installations of the coastal State;

    (l) any other activity not having a direct bearing on passage.

    You may wonder how armed Naval ships can have and use weapons, but that is because they are not merchant ships and are ruled by other naval treaties in respect to international law.

    If this law was changed, you have to keep in mind that would allow Chinese and Russian merchant vessels to be armed while in US ports so it is a very sticky situation.

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  157. Predator Escort ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woopie! Surprise!

  158. Re:pirate repellents by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At this point the best thing we do is stop making things worse.

    http://reason.com/news/show/132942.html

    We didn't create their situation, but we've definitely exacerbated it.

  159. A Letter of Marque by bugs2squash · · Score: 2, Funny

    should be issued to each crew by the British. That way they will cease to be Pirates and become far more respectable privateers and will only attack French or Spanish boats.

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  160. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I can understand it to a certain extent. If someone walks up to me, points a gun at me, and demands my wallet, I will give it to him. If, for whatever reason, I happen to be armed, I'm still giving my wallet because the risks inherent in a firefight aren't really worth a few dollars and the aggravation of having to replace a few credit cards and ID cards.

    What makes you think he isn't going to kill you anyway once he has your wallet? By pointing that gun at you, he has placed your life in mortal danger. I'd shoot the SOB as soon as I had an opening to do so.

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  161. Navy ship? by kalirion · · Score: 1

    The problem, as I understand it, is that there are so few Navy ships in such a big ocean. So why not put a couple aircraft carriers there? A fighter wing could reach a ship in trouble way faster than a battleship could.

    1. Re:Navy ship? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      1. The US Navy, large as it is, does not have an unlimited number of carriers.
      2. Even at F-18 speeds...time from detection to launch to being overhead may be 30 minutes. By then, the pirates are already onboard.
      3. What do you expect a fighter jet to do? About all they can do is hose the now captured ship with the 20MM cannon, or drop a bomb on it. Not very precise.

    2. Re:Navy ship? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      1. The US Navy, large as it is, does not have an unlimited number of carriers.

      That's why I said "a couple".

      2. Even at F-18 speeds...time from detection to launch to being overhead may be 30 minutes. By then, the pirates are already onboard.

      30 minutes is still better than however many hours it currently takes for a Navy ship to show up on the scene. There are cases where pirate boats chase the ships for hours before boarding.

    3. Re:Navy ship? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Even if we allow that some cargo ships are chased for hours...a fighter jet is not the tool to use against a 20' speedboat in the open ocean, very close to the ship you're trying to protect.

      200mph(min) vs 20mph. And the only tools they have is a burst of 20MM, or a 500lb Mk-82.
      Jets are very, very good for what they are designed for. This is not it.

      And "a couple of" carriers is 20% of the fleet. Seeing as 2 of active decks those are presently in dock in Norfolk, and probably another one in dock on the west coast, 1 for training somewhere...2 carriers is a significant chunk of what's available.

  162. Simple by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    You know a 50 cal machine gun ripping a pirate in half with a single shot is a pretty good anti-pirate solution. I know very few pirates that would stick around after seeking their friend tore in half.

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  163. Obligatory Demolition Man Paraphrase by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    "Pirate has responded with a scornful remark."

    "Approach pirate, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else"."

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  164. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Did you read this part?

    "The only difference between us and them is that they do it to put food on their table."

    In what language does "put food on their table" mean "hijack fishing vessels or garbage barges to police their waters?"

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  165. Re:pirate repellents by zach_d · · Score: 1

    dude, how much do you think a CIWS costs? and the associate radar and fire control systems? what about the operator training?

    even supposing those work, how do you propose to detect these raiders? they're in small craft that easily get lost in the sea-clutter on a radar screen.

      the fact of the matter is most ships find out they've been the target of a pirate attack when the guy with the AK walks onto the bridge.

  166. Re:pirate repellents That could backfire... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Next thing we know, all these merchies will be (for a few years to come at least, until piracy is suppressed) have armed Marines (Korean, Japanese, British, Chinese, etc...) onboard. Next, for matters of convenience, nations will abrogate various insurance and ship classification society rules and contract ship owners and operators to carry illicit cargoes under the protection of armed personnel who might make it inconvenient or even dangerous for shipboard personnel to carry out damage control, routine inspections, and maintenance activities in the presence of armed supervisors.

    It could end up like "When asked if there are certain military cargoes onboard the S.S. whatever, the ONLY proper response is 'I can neither confirm nor deny the presence or absence of (category of item) aboard the S.S. whatever', and then you head directly to the ship's master to report the person who asked the questions....", harkening back to the cold war era...

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  167. AWACS by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Arguments claiming that the area involved is too large to patrol with ships have been proffered. If that's the case, have a few AWACS planes orbit the area to vector planes armed with torpedoes from a centrally-placed carrier. Cheap (relatively), easy, effective. Great training exercise, too.

    AWACS have look-down radar, so they can see maritime traffic.

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  168. Re:pirate repellents by richardellisjr · · Score: 1

    So by that same logic you'd be fine with the poor guys down the street break into your house and start stealing your stuff at gun point?

    There will always be inequality and even if there wasn't there will always be people who don't want to be "equal" but want more than others and are willing to do whatever it takes to get there. Just look at how many "rich" people steal, maybe not at gun point but white collar theft is still theft.

  169. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    That's pretty ironic given your choice of username ;)

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  170. Re:pirate repellents by IcyNeko · · Score: 1

    Now you're making me look for my Goonies DVD

  171. What can't they solve? by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

    Selachimorpha mounted light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation beam units Not only effective, as proven many times over, a completely green solution, as the Selachimorpha will process the pirates effeciently with minimal emission of greenhouse gasses

  172. why repellent?? by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    You catch more flies with honey. So: bring out a honey pot. Send a bunch of "easy targets" filled with trained marines, and catch the pirates in the act. Then collect ransom from the pirates for the safe release of their pirate friends.

  173. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was pretty sure the moral of Aliens was that you have to nuke em from space, it's the only way to be sure.

  174. Re:pirate repellents by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

    But that's not an entirely accurate argument, either: If this were a starving man, it would be akin to him kidnapping someone worth a lot of money (not just another starving man), and holding that person hostage until a ransom was paid, all because he "needed money to eat." If he was really hungry, he would ask for food. Asking for money involves extra steps to actually consuming food, but it allows you to get a lot more than just food.

    If the pirates were really starving, they'd hold these ships hostage and ask for UN attention, or supplies dropped, or they'd just take as much cargo as they could and leave. Because really, you can't eat paper money. You still need to exchange it for food, and again, the thing with money is you can trade it for a lot more than just food.

    ... Weapons and small watercraft, for instance. Gotta watch that "pot calling the kettle" thing.

  175. Re:pirate repellents by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If the Somalis want change I'd say that it's up to them to provide it.

    Roger that. And the first way to promote change in productive directions is to stop them from thinking that "taking a ship's crew hostage for millions of dollars in ransom" will result in a change in anything but their body temperature.

    These people aren't pirates because the see any "global inequality", they are pirates because they think they can make millions of dollars easily and face no consequences. It's no different than any criminal activity, white collar or blue.

  176. Right back atcha? by ceriphim · · Score: 1

    Um, aren't most of these devices or techniques capable of being appropriated by the pirates themselves from ships that maybe didn't use them quite effectively enough? Seems like they'd be very useful for disorienting the crew on a ship you're trying to board...

    =/

  177. Re:pirate repellents by T5 · · Score: 1

    I always get angry when I see someone attempting to justify another's illegal actions. First of all, I don't give any credence to Amy Goodman's interview of a pirate sympathizer that the facts of the issue are accurately reported. I dismiss the argument made in the Democracy Now article quoted in the Free Republic piece cited in the parent as naively absurd. Second, I do not believe that two wrongs make a right. You cannot equivocate lawful means of redress with international piracy, even if they had a legitimate gripe.

    The bottom line is that I'm not concerned about "not giving them a reason to pirate". I'm interested in giving them a reason not to pirate - that is, sure and certain punishment for illegal actions in international waters against lawful commerce. Neither am I interested in non-lethal deterrents as means of possibly controlling their bad behavior. They're bringing AK-47s and RPGs to the game. This isn't a paintball fight. They're threatening human lives and millions of dollars of cargo with their actions. This simply has to be deterred with harsh, even lethal, measures. Anything short of this level of response will be viewed as a sign of weakness and will have no significant deterrent capability.

  178. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by russotto · · Score: 4, Informative

    The passage you quoted does not prevent seaman from having weapons, merely from doing anything with them within territorial waters. So just keep them locked up when in territorial waters. Once you're outside territorial waters (or in the territorial waters of a state which doesn't respect innocent passage anyway), break 'em out.

    There's probably other treaties getting in the way, but that isn't one of them.

  179. We should not even care about Somalia... by tjstork · · Score: 1

    So what you really need to be asking yourself is whether its worse to have your television stolen or to be locked up in a state-run nursing home in the waning years of your life.

    Actually, my son would probably so bitterly resent me for letting the TV get stolen when I could have had a gun and shot the guy doing it, that he would lock me in a state run nursing home.

    Besides, there will be no nursing home for me. When my end comes, I may as well wire myself for glory and head over to the Democratic HQ. All that misuse of power breeds terrorists, you know...

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    1. Re:We should not even care about Somalia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see that you would kill fellow Americans because they don't agree with your world view. I am a gun owner (class 3) and even I find your statement sick. Get help, you need it.

    2. Re:We should not even care about Somalia... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Actually, my son would probably so bitterly resent me for letting the TV get stolen when I could have had a gun and shot the guy doing it,

      Really, my family would be glad I'm still alive and in good working order (and not in jail for involuntary manslaughter). My TV can be replaced. If your son cares more about the TV then his dad then there is definitely a failure in parenting.

      But to answer your question, you don't need to care about the somali's (although that would be nice) but you do need to care about the shipping lane(s) into the Suez.

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  180. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

    Actually, until the latest incident, Somali pirates have universally treated captured hostages with the utmost care, including those who unsuccessfully resisted with LRAD and other non-lethal devices. They feed their captives and treat them nicely. The pirates have no incentive to kill or harm their hostages, as doing so would cause every future sailor under attack to fight to the death. The status quo had been something akin to a bank robber; you walk in with a note demanding money, and the teller gives it to you even if you don't show a weapon because the company doesn't want anyone killed.

    Now that pirates have been killed, it is an open question whether or not they will continue acting in this manner.

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  181. Re:pirate repellents by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many pirate attacks we never hear about, because the pirates are never heard from again? I wouldn't be surprised if at least one cargo ship crew had managed to get the best of pirates attacking them, sent them to the bottom, and decided it was in their best interest to keep quiet about it.

  182. Re:pirate repellents by rezalas · · Score: 1

    The only problem I see with his idea now is that it has been burdened by the weight of your useless carcass of a post.

    Simply put, this is why marines exist. They were created, trained, and specialize in this field of battle. No regular force on earth is as skilled at ship to ship engagement and capture as a marine is.

    While some say the rest of the world should respect Somalia's territory, they don't patrol it. They can't even control the land they own, let alone the 2,000 miles of coast line or 1.1 million square miles of AOP that the pirates work in. Now, around 20,000 ships travel through this area each year. break that down to seasonal and monthly repeaters and you get a very manageable number that you can populate with a squad of marines (two or three for large tankers and transports).

    In 6 months of work I bet pirates decide that it isn't worth messing with a ship that has soldiers willing to not only kill you, but counter-board your ship and capture or kill anyone that DIDN'T attempt to board and proceed ot sink/capture the attacking vessel.

  183. Re:pirate repellents by Hellburner · · Score: 1

    Uuuraaah.

    USMC. '93-'97.

    "...to the shores of Tripoli".

    One Brigand...One Bullet.

  184. Re:pirate repellents by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before reaching for the gun think...

    okay, let's look at my neighborhood (or the immediate surrounding areas). a lot of people have it really rough and there is a lot of poverty. but if you kick down my door i am not stopping to think about how rough you have it or how hungry your kids are. if you threaten someone with violence expect a reaction in kind. i won't shoot first, but i will if you threaten me. it's called self-defense and if you don't like it, don't go around attacking people on the high seas or in my front room.

  185. Re:pirate repellents ... Convoys? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    "So Konrad is a big fan of having ships travel in convoys. That means there are more eyes looking for trouble and that pirates will have a harder time attacking any single ship."

    The ships could then deploy/rig piano wire-like cabling (or, ship-safe electrical wires) between them and crank up the juice to near-switchboard-blowing-levels of voltage and current when the pirates get between the hulls. Or, rig non-scalable pontons beween the ships. When the pirates get between, have a sideswiping operation to grind them up.

    Seriously, tho, the LRAD is promising, but well-stabilized speed boats afford an opportunity for sniper-trained pirates (or, highly-skilled boarders) to disable the LRAD so they can avoid using ear protection that might otherwise impede team communication devices...

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  186. Si vis pacem, para bellum by GlobalColding · · Score: 1

    Lets see: Victims use water cannon - 100 meters max range - WEEEEE! Pirates lately been using grenade launchers as their introductory volley - EFFECTIVE range 300 meters, max range 400-900 meters (depends on the model - your results may vary). Seems obvious why pirates are ahead in this equation. Get armed or be a victim - funny that axiom applies on so many levels.

  187. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    If they were only doing it to put food on their table, then when they hijack ships carrying food, such as the Maersk Alabama was, then they would have taken the food.

    Do you actually believe the BS that you type?

    Do you actually believe the BS that you type?

    Each group of pirates have a couple of small speedboats - in the case of the Maersk Alabama they had a single skiff. How much food do you think is going to fit on that one boat versus how much food can you buy with a ransom of half a million dollars?

    Clearly the pirates are not angels, but so far all of the flaming responses to the GP's point that desperate conditions breed desperate men seem to be rooted in knee-jerk ideology built on ridiculously one-sided analyses like yours.

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  188. How to stop Somali pirates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creative Loafing's Andisheh Nouraee has a list of better ways to stop Somali pirates:

    How can America stop Somalia's sea pirates?

  189. Force 80 squirt gun by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Coming soon, to an office party near you. Filled with colored sugar water.

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  190. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure if the american govt is just a big lumbering oaf or destabilizes the region on purpose. Either way they fuck up everything they touch.

    Ah, yes, it's all our fault. Sorry, I forgot that as an American I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong in the world. The Somali warlords bear no responsbility at all.

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  191. Best pirate repellent of all is illegal! by jopsen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How many countries apart from the USA do you think are stupid enough to allow civilians to carry weapons?
    I'm pretty sure you'd have a hard time finding a harbor in Europe that will take you in and not put you in jail for a few years :)

    Seriously, guns in the hands of civilians is not a solution. I know it's a subject for discussion in USA, but in most civilized nations there's no pro-gun lobby organizations, nor any desire for guns within the population.
    (Guns for hunting and sports excepted, however, still strongly restricted. Also all automatic stuff like M-16 is strictly banned).

    1. Re:Best pirate repellent of all is illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, guns in the hands of civilians is not a solution. I know it's a subject for discussion in USA, but in most civilized nations there's no pro-gun lobby organizations, nor any desire for guns within the population.

      And most civilized nations come running to us like the pussies they are whenever something goes wrong in the world. Before the Bush debacle, one of the greatest European fears as that of US disengagement and isolationism in the military realm. Go ahead, look it up.. Google and the Waybackmachine are your friends.

    2. Re:Best pirate repellent of all is illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best solution for people who think like you is a condom. Second best, an abortion. Look around you: weapons are illegal almost everywhere, but the PIRATES HAVE GUNS!!!!

      No-brainer. Put men aboard the ships who don't fear guns, and allow them to defend themselves.

      People like yourself who fear guns can stay ashore, and feel smugly superior due to the fact that you don't have a gun, or even want one.

      And, allow me to point out the obvious. Your freedom depends on those who carry guns. That's all well and good, if you can gullibly trust those who control the guns.

    3. Re:Best pirate repellent of all is illegal! by jopsen · · Score: 1

      What does civilian gun policy have to do with military alliances decades before I was born?

      By the way, I'm sorry about the "most civilized nations", but death penalty, weapon policy and lack of social responsibility often courses me to consider a nation uncivilized :)

    4. Re:Best pirate repellent of all is illegal! by jopsen · · Score: 1

      No-brainer. Put men aboard the ships who don't fear guns, and allow them to defend themselves.

      Soldiers, then it's probably not a problem... Given that the soldiers you're bringing along will be allowed in the nations to sailing between. But arming civilians sounds like a bad idea to me... and I wouldn't vote for a politician who thinks civilians should be allowed to carry guns for the purpose of protection.

      And, allow me to point out the obvious. Your freedom depends on those who carry guns. That's all well and good, if you can gullibly trust those who control the guns.

      I don't hope you're trying to argue pro-gun policy with me, because that would indeed be a wast of you're time...

  192. Re:pirate repellents by russotto · · Score: 1

    I have to second the GP, I really can't believe anyone even wants to consider non-lethal means

    Well, in some cases, nominally non-lethal means. A water cannon which can fire 1400GPM out to 100 meters is quite possibly lethal in practice, for anyone who gets in its way. It's not going to run out of ammo. And if it really is big enough to flood a pirate ship, drowning is lethal enough. Yet no do-gooder will whine about it being a weapon, especially if they're told it's fire suppression apparatus.

  193. Re:pirate repellents by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "This really has to be the cheapest, most effective method - so there must be some, likely political, reason that it's not being used. Much of the issue with arming crew members seems to revolve around 1) training and 2) what to do with the weapons in whatever random port the ship ends up at where weapons aren't welcome. Picking up then dropping off paid mercs or active duty soldiers would go around that problem. But it seems like paying ransom is the current preferred action."

    Well, how much training do you 'really' need? Shooting a gun is pretty easy.

    As others have mentioned, when going to a port, just lock the guns away on the ship.

    And as for the last point...sure, for now paying the pirates off has been the SOP, but, the pirates aren't just sitting on the beach drinking rum, they're investing that ransom money (millions of dollars) into better weaponry and electronic gear for surveillance and communications!!

    If they don't stop paying them off now....the situation is gonna get worse and worse.

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  194. Re:pirate repellents by rezalas · · Score: 1

    Yep, he did read it, and I read it too. It doesn't change the fact that if this were the reason for it they would be attacking fishing vessels and waste dump barges instead of capturing valuable container ships and ransoming the crew and cargo for massive profit.

    This is equivalent of saying "My neighbor keeps stealing my TV, so I kidnap the children of all the other neighbors EXCEPT his and sell them back so I can buy myself a yacht."

  195. Re:pirate repellents by anothy · · Score: 1

    If the movie Aliens taught us anything, it's that sheer rough-n-ready manpower is not always the answer.

    no, Alien taught us that. Aliens taught us the opposite: best response is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. weren't you paying attention?

    as penance, you now have to go watch Alien 3.

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  196. Re:pirate repellents by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Maritime law allows you to bring arms into port as long as they are locked away properly.

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  197. Re:pirate repellents by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Like an ineffective government and global inequality."

    Who said the world orlife should be a fair or equal place???

    Never has been, never will be.

    Hey, all the globe started off pretty much from square one....if some areas couldn't keep up, well, that's tough. They can try to catch up, but, it won't be easy...especially when they can't seem to govern themselves effectively, set up governments without jackass dictators, etc.

    Like it is 'our' fault they haven't gotten it together over the past few centuries? Sorry...I don't see any reason to drag down leaders with people that just can't seem to do shit with their lives or their countries.

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  198. Can't use Marines by edremy · · Score: 1
    But the area in which these problems are occurring seems to be relatively small, compared to the entire trip these ships are taking. Why wouldn't it be reasonable to drop off 10-15 marines/mercenaries at a point before they get close enough for pirates to be a threat, and pick them up on the other side. You'd think that it would be getting cheaper than just buying insurance on the cargo pretty soon.

    I don't remember the laws WRT mercenaries, but you can't use US Marines except on a US flagged ship*, and very, very few ships fly a US flag. Liberian and Panamanian marines, sure. Have the shipowners go ahead and call up the country who flagged their ship and ask for protection. After all, they certainly provide the same level of defense that the US can, right?

    Either that or let them pay the ransoms. On this one I don't have a lot of sympathy for the shipowners- they don't feel like paying taxes, decent wages or maintaining their ships? Don't expect the US taxpayer to bail their sorry ass out of trouble.

    *I seem to recall hearing once that there's an exception for allied ships in wartime, but I'm not a naval lawyer so who really knows.

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  199. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by chill · · Score: 1

    And until 9/11 hijackers always dealt with their hostages humanely -- with a few, isolated exception. They released planes and hostages after getting money, or flown somewhere or the like. And then someone changed the rules.

    Depending on the honor of a violent criminal is just asking to be fucked over on a whim.

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  200. It's simple economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somali pirates take their pick of the 16,000 mainly cargo ships that pass through the Suez Canal annually

    times
    $350,000 per ship

    equals
    $5,600 million/year

    In last year "they have attacked more than 80 ships and hijacked at least 30, collecting [a total of] anywhere from $18 million to $30 million in ransom"

    Cost of paying ransom is 1% of the cost of arming all the ships.

  201. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fighting poverty would be a lot cheaper and better for everyone than fighting its causes

    Your right... Poverty is the issue.. I'm poor, so give me you frakn Money or I'm gonna come shoot YOU. Sound like an viable option now? No. Instigating force because of an inequality of some type does not help a cause. They are wrong and should be dead pieces of meat if they continue to try that tactic.

    Who benifits from the Piracy? Usually the same people keeping them held down in Poverty to begin with. Do yo think they get to split the ransoms? Hell no, it goes to the warlord leaders to buy more guns and kill more people and get drugs, etc..

  202. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Their proclamations don't mean shit because, no counting the Yanks and us Brit's, there is no army to back up what they say. So on to more realistic things...

    Its how big your gun is and how much damage you are willing to take before backing down. Why do you think they left the Yank's alone for so long?

    Wow, a Brit with some balls who understands how the world works. I didn't know Margaret Thacher had a /. account ;)

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  203. Re:pirate repellents by anothy · · Score: 1

    You carry a squirt gun, I'll take a fully-armed crew carrying M-16s.

    okay. but only one of us will be able to enter many international ports. know which one?

    this isn't about "feelgood BS", it's about international and local laws, primarily, and the safety of crew and innocents they come into contact with.

    look, i've not seen anyone get particularly defensive of the pirates. if you're raiding, kidnaping, ransoming, and killing, well, you take your chances with getting mowed down. but i find it really interesting that you can't come up with a single good reason why a traditional firearm might not be the best plan other than some straw man hippie love.

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  204. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    If the pirates were really starving, they'd hold these ships hostage and ask for UN attention, or supplies dropped,

    Right, people in one of the most shit upon countries in the world are going to expect anything from the UN. The organization that is practically run by the same country that overthrew the most serious attempt to bring law and order to the country in the last 20 years?

    or they'd just take as much cargo as they could and leave. Because really, you can't eat paper money. You still need to exchange it for food, and again, the thing with money is you can trade it for a lot more than just food.

    The thing with money is that you can trade it for a lot more food than you could ever haul off as cargo in a handful of speed boats.

    Sure they are going to use the ransoms for other things too, but then their former income from fishing their waters, when it was still feasible, was used for a lot more than just food too.

    Consider this very obvious fact - somali piracy wasn't a serious problem until this decade. Yet the political conditions in somalia have been fucked up for around two decades, if not three -- the Blackhawk Down incident occurred in 1993, and things started to fall apart in the late 70s. What changed? Fishery poisoning and depletion is the obvious one. You got a better explanation?

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  205. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Yet no do-gooder will whine about it being a weapon, especially if they're told it's fire suppression apparatus.

    Maybe we should tell them that M-16s are piracy suppression apparatus? ;)

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  206. Re:pirate repellents by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "i won't shoot first, but i will if you threaten me. it's called self-defense and if you don't like it, don't go around attacking people on the high seas or in my front room."

    I will shoot first, in fact, I won't be asking who it is till I've about emptied my 2nd clip.

    If you have a gun, and are defending against an intruder in your house, you'd better assume they have deadly intent to your and/or your family, and use your gun aimed to kill, and use your advantage if you have on....SHOOT FIRST.

    Hesitation with gun will get you just as dead as without one, except you have a better chance if you are armed.

    I've often told people, that if you have a hesitation to use a gun....then you really shouldn't own one for protection.

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  207. Re:pirate repellents by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    You can't impose freedom...

    NO, you can't.

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  208. Re:pirate repellents by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Informative
    If ships armed themselves, then they waive the "right of innocent passage" and when they are out of international waters, then they might run into problem with the local authorities.

    They only waive this right if they act in ways that are "prejudicial to the peace, good order or the security" of the country in whose territorial waters they are sailing. One specific example from one of the articles you linked to is "weapons practice", but not "weapons possession". Even submarines, which are well armed, don't need to give up their weapons in territorial waters, they only need to sail on the surface under colors.

    Yes, if a merchant vessel came into US waters with guns blazing, I think there would be concern. If, however, they entered with "guns stowed and locked", there is no danger to the security of the US. In Somali waters, there would be no danger to Somali 'good order', unless Somalia decided that successful piracy was part of their 'good order', and then they'd run afoul of international law. It is a reasonable expectation that merchant vessels should receive protection from piracy while they are in territorial waters from the owner of those waters.

    Even so, the pirates operate in international waters, IIRC.

    How many people read the headline and wondered why a Seattle baseball team was trying to create something to keep Pittsburgh players away?

  209. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by Duradin · · Score: 1

    (b) Don't practice on the boat.
    (l) getting hijacked would have a direct bearing on passage, so measures to not be hijacked would have a direct bearing on passage.

    And as far as allowing armed MVs in our ports... So what? We have nukes, the Russians have nukes and you think they'd do something stupid with small arms from an armed MV? Boom sticks stay on the boats while they are in port and no harm, no foul.

  210. Re:pirate repellents by myth24601 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't need a cop in the USA since most places you go a private citizen can legally have a gun in their car for self defense. Of course the vast majority don't because being kidnapped and help for ransom isn't high on the threat list here.

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  211. Re:pirate repellents by sgtrock · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Two?!? One squad of US Marines is a heavily armed element; 8 or 9 M16s or M4s, a couple of grenade launchers, an M240 or M249 MG, and a bunch of AT4s (replacements for the old LAW rocket). More than enough to deal with the level of threat we're seeing in Somali waters. If the pirates want to rachet up, at least you'd have a force in place to delay them long enough to bring up the Navy.

  212. Not quite there by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    All of these attacks involve a mothership from which they launch the small attack boats. I would rather that they repel the attack boats, but also fire tracers on the small boats. Then after the attack, let the navies know. Once the attack boat hooks up with a motherboat, kill them all. Once a couple of motherboats are blown up, ALL attacks will stop. But if all they lose is a small attack boat, and 3-4 guys, it will do nothing.

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  213. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yep, he did read it, and I read it too. It doesn't change the fact that if this were the reason for it they would be attacking fishing vessels and waste dump barges instead of capturing valuable container ships and ransoming the crew and cargo for massive profit.

    So, just why do you think there are any fishing vessels to attack? If the waters have been depleted and poisoned, who is going to fish there now? And what benefit is there to attacking the waste barges? They have nothing of value, you can't eat garbage and you can't ransom it for shit. The fish are already gone, maybe they'll come back in a few decades if the place gets cleaned up, but what are you going to do in the meantime?

    This is equivalent of saying "My neighbor keeps stealing my TV, so I kidnap the children of all the other neighbors EXCEPT his and sell them back so I can buy myself a yacht."

    No, this is the equivalent of running out of options and taking the route with the highest return for the least risk.

    Its really easy to sit back and ignore the conditions that lead up to a situation, demonize the other guys and ignore root cause because it satisfies your own tribalistic tendencies. But that approach never actually fixes problems, it just makes more.

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  214. I was in the Navy... by SirKron · · Score: 1

    In the Navy (stopping singing the song!) every person was trained for "damage control". We needed to know how to quickly get to the nearest fire station and deploy the fire hose and be ready to combat a fire. Now, you may not understand the power of a 2.5 inch firehose as you have not seen one in action. They are manned by more than one person for a good reason (this is only a 1.5 inch hose).

    I for one would not want to be trying to climb a rope ladder with someone shooting water at me from one of these.

    Also, if you have never seen the inside of a ship the walls and ceilings are lined with electrical cables, piping (high pressure air, fuel, hydraulic lines, and of course sewage!) that would be easily ruptured by an errant bullet. That is why many sailors are taught to shoot someone by ricocheting the buckshot off the floor to diminish the damage caused by the bullets that do not find the proper target.

  215. Re:pirate repellents by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    See, even cheaper than I thought and less expensive to boot. Pirates get dead, ships get saved, Marines get some trigger time in. What's not to like eh?

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  216. Why not use projectile weapons? (Arrows, etc.) by alohatiger · · Score: 1

    It seems like everybody should be OK if the cargo ships armed themselves with crossbows or pneumatic weapons. An addition to the cool "Mad Max" feel it would add to the situation, it might actually be a good way to kill pirates in small boats.

    Threaten my supertanker? Here, have a couple dozen metal spears.

    Molotov cocktails should also work, maybe rigged to a slingshot launcher of some kind.

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  217. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably why he can vouch for it...

  218. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    A saner approach would be to simply not sincerely negotiate at all and always mount military responses if the terrorists don't surrender after a reasonable period of time.

    I'm quite curious about what you understand by "sane".

    How would your tactic preserve the lives or the innocents involved, anyhow?

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  219. Re:pirate repellents by tayhimself · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes, it's all our fault. Sorry, I forgot that as an American I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong in the world. The Somali warlords bear no responsbility at all.

    As for Somali responsibility, we know that most human beings are capable of horribly evil things if they have little hope for a good future. I agree that they should work for a better future like most Somali's are probably doing, but resorting to violent criminal behaviour isn't terribly unexpected. This is why I took it for granted. We all know that we need law and order for a reason...

  220. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the movie Aliens taught us anything...

    Fuck, some of you are embarrassing!

  221. Home Alone 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The use of this new tech will debut in the hit series documentary called Home Alone.

  222. So, keep your guns on the boat. by Shandalar · · Score: 1

    So, have them keep the guns on the boat and don't bring them into the LBC. We've got enough, thanx.

  223. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    You sure got some big angry balls there. You seem to be very proud of them.

    What you don't consider is the result of your position. You think you can cow these people into submission.
    Humans don't work like that - look at yourself and your chest beating. You don't think they've got chest beaters with big angry balls too? You think because you've got big guns that they aren't going to figure out a way to fight back that negates the value of your big guns? Did you not learn anything in Iraq?

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  224. Re:pirate repellents by Tgeigs · · Score: 1

    When are people going to stop equating blame with causation? What the pirates do is wrong, and we can justly blame them and hold them accountable. But if part of the causation of breeding those pirates is something we can positively affect, why the hell wouldn't we? The Blackhawk down scenario isn't the only option; there are other ways that we can be of assistance. Fighting pirates and fighting its cause are NOT mutually exclusive.

  225. Re:pirate repellents by steelfood · · Score: 1

    Your premise is essentially accurate, but your argument is slightly flawed. The pirates will take anything that moves and isn't heavily armed. Their ransom is not for the cargo or the ship, but for the crew. You can put a dollar value on any material object, but not on life. So to negotiate the highest possible ransom, they take people.

    Their motivation is essentially money, but I wouldn't say it is greed. They do it for the same reasons everybody else works: to make a living, and hopefully to enable their children to live better lives. Greed is officers and managers of failed banks awarding themselves multi-million dollar bonuses for failing as spectacularly as they did (which was a product of greed in and of itself) and taking the rest of the world with them. Greed only applies to those who have but still want more. The desire in and of itself is not greed.

    You might argue that these are mostly children. That may be by our standards, but the "coming of age" period varies by culture. So they may be children in our society, but they could very well be considered adults in theirs with all such expectations, e.g. that they start a family and provide accordingly.

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  226. Re:pirate repellents by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

    i agree with everything you said. i meant that i would first order an intruder to the ground or allow them to flee, and only shoot if there is a clear threat. i certainly am not going to wait for someone to pop off a shot if they have a bared firearm. but, likewise i want to give someone a fair chance to change their mind before they force me to do something that i don't want to.

    the nautical equivalent would be to use a PA to tell them to fuck off, followed by a warning shot, and then sink the bastards.

  227. Muad'Dib would be proud by Shandalar · · Score: 1

    I salute you, sir - whenever the Harkonnens took any prisoners of the civilian population of Arrakis, the survivors held a funeral for the hostages and acted as though they were dead. No leverage, no more hostages.

  228. lets turn the analogies around by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a lot of the commentary here has to do with the idea the crews should be armed

    the rationale being that this is the best policy in civic life as well

    well, crews are not armed, because when you give arms to a handful of guys in the middle of the ocean, interesting scenarios develop involving needless death. not even the majority of such scenarios having anything to do with pirates. hey, don't argue with me. this is official policy on the high seas for a reason

    which is exactly why no one should have guns in civic life as well: why multiply the number of scenarios in which the outcome is death for the victims, nevermind the perpetrators

    i'd actually like to see the common sense we have on the high seas apply to common sense in civic life: stop the proliferation of guns in civic life, which only results in thousands of needless deaths due top pointless escalation from random domestic situations, posturing teenagers, curious children, miscommunications, accidents, etc.

    not that you will see gun proponents ever admit this. in their eyes, a gun is always and forever more used only according to the most virtuous of reasons, and the outcome is always good. even though reality and history and statistical fact proves otherwise, by orders of magnitude

    but don't argue with me. argue with the wisdom of those who maintain ships on the high seas

    as for what to do about the new pirate situation off of somalia that seems to challenge this wisdom: ships in convoys, chaperoned by warships, just world war i&ii in the north atlantic when german uboats were on the prowl. just like we deal with crime on land: with police, not with the arming of random yahoos on the street with dirty harry complexes

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  229. Re:pirate repellents by lukas84 · · Score: 1

    I have a very simple solution for the pirate problem:

    Nuke the site from the orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

  230. Re:pirate repellents by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
    Please include the cost of insurance and other legal hoops that have to be bought besides the physical gun and ammunition?

    When I was young, I used to stick around work after the late shift and use the computers. This required electricity on the part of the company. They were happy to let me do it because having someone ON SITE during times when normally nobody was meant they could get a break on insurance. Someone was there to deal with fires, etc, instead of depending on automated alarms and such.

    I tell that story only because it is reasonable to assume that an armed ship will have lower insurance rates than unarmed ones, because there is less chance that they will be pirated and the insurance have to pay off.

    Also the open ocean is NOT your backyard. A more realistic scenario would be firing a few shots at the person approaching your car who you think is a pirate.

    Stupid and meaningless automobile analogy.

    There is no reason for a small vessel to approach a large merchant ship without clear identification and communications on the high seas. There is NO reason for a small, unidentified, high-speed ARMED vessel to approach a merchant ship on the high seas AT ALL.

    On the other hand -- "hey dude, you left your lights on".

    If I'm a merchant captain, I say anything within 300 yards of my vessel on the high seas IS in my backyard and you better have a real good excuse for being there, and if you try to board my vessel you are no longer in my backyard, you are undeniably on MY property and will suffer the consequences.

  231. Re:pirate repellents by bmc13 · · Score: 1

    stage an old oil platform out there and make it like a big "coat check". you could even leave a crew member on board to watch your gear. :)

  232. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it be practical to offload the weapons on a small boat that parks in international waters while the merchant ship docks? The merchant ship would be unarmed only during the time it is going to and from port to pick up the armament. Perhaps the port could supply security for that part of the passage.

  233. Isn't that illegal? by lelitsch · · Score: 1

    I mean MLB even outlawed aluminum bats. So now they are going to allow Seattle to use lasers and stuff? And why only against Pittsburgh? They aren't even in the same league.

  234. Re:pirate repellents by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Also, I didnt know that swashbuckling pirates taking people hostage were that much of a problem on americas road network.

    I think your onto something here...

    I can't remember ever seeing a Samolian Pirate ship on the roads here in Oklahoma.
    But I have seen some pretty strange things on the roads here...

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  235. Re:pirate repellents by rezalas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they attacked waste barges and fishing vessels (there are fishing vessels to attack in the massive area they commit piracy in) they MIGHT attract the attention of the UN who would say "look, they are doing it to stop the dumping. This makes sense." and they MIGHT get help. However, using your issues as an excuse for being a warlord/waterlord is bullshit. Its a fact - Crime is illegal, and they know it. They do it for money, not for ideals. Do you think Somalis give a shit about the environment? Their own environment? Hello, they want MONEY, POWER, FOOD. They could switch to agriculture and get help but they don't want to do that, they want the quick dollar.

    Get off your high horse, before a Somali takes it for ransom... I mean "aid".

  236. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Might, might, might versus actual results.
    You are supremely unrealistic.

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  237. Re:pirate repellents by xelah · · Score: 1

    Fighting poverty would be a lot cheaper and better for everyone than fighting its causes.

    But fighting poverty from outside is near impossible. Most of the problems which keep nations in poverty aren't things an outsider can fix. Just imagine starting a business in one of the dodgier African countries. The electricity is off half the time, you need huge amounts of money for bribes to start up and run, there's crippling bureaucracy (more paperwork steps=more bribes, so corruption breeds bureaucracy), government thugs/warlords/criminals/whoever keep arbitrarily seizing your property, you can't get proper title to property so you can't raise mortgages, the courts don't work so you can't enforce your contracts or trademarks (and everyone knows that, so they don't pay and you can't buy things without cash up front), you can spend years waiting for something as simple as a phone line, there's no worthwhile banking system, educated potential workers have all left the country, corrupt currency controls means that only the favoured few don't have to buy foreign currency at black market rates and sell at (lower) official rates, and you've got no hope of raising finance. Oh, and you can't compete in the tradition first-step-up from agriculture (textiles) because the Asians have it thoroughly, erm, sewn up. And, of course, the politicians and politics are all shit.

    Then, after all that, some git of a pirate seizes your exports and your customer won't pay when they are four months late.

  238. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, right. All the money is going to food. Oh, and to help support a second wife. Maybe even a third. And half a millions dollars? The average ransom is $2m.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7650415.stm

  239. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all a matter of economics. As the piracy rate increases, the cost of insurance will increase, and so the ship owners will become more motivated to fix the problem. When it becomes cheaper to kill pirates then to pay them off, the pirates will be killed. That will also reduce the motivation for the pirates, since geting shot is very expensive, changing their economic equation.

  240. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    Are we responsible for the situation? No. Somalia was a hellhole before, during and after those 6 weeks in 1993.

    Can we make a difference without armed intervention, with any amount of money? No. We did try in 1993, which made Mohammed Farrah Aidid simply stronger because he could just rob the UN of all that food and medical aid and sell it wholesale.

    Can we make a difference with armed intervention? Maybe, but we're not willing to, because we pee our pants thinking of all those poor poor irregular fighters getting killed, who are soo innocent and only fighting because they are so poor. (On the other hand, I would not want any Marine to even bruise his hand trying to help that hellhole of a country.)

    So what to do then?

    Doing nothing reaches nothing with the warlords in place, who are really in charge of keeping everyone else down. Pouring in large amounts of money and aid doesn't help but only fattens the warlords. Going in with troops and armor costs American lives, brings civilian deaths and pacifists will whine about killed warlord fighters as well, demanding an instant pull-out.

    So what do you want? Pouring in money is what we do, giving millions to pirates, helping no one but the warlords. Doing nothing makes you enraged, killing bad guys makes you enraged and paying millions is insane.

  241. Re:pirate repellents by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh give me a fucking break. "Global inequality" doesn't give you the right to start holding human beings hostage for ransom money.

    No. It doesn't. It does, however, explain why it happens. A person grows up in abject poverty, and thanks to mass media's portrayal of the western world, he realizes just how much poverty he's got to deal with. He sees that there's not really anything that separates him from people in wealthier parts of the world other than what's effectively birth right. He begins to resent that relative wealth, and he begins to develop a sense of entitlement. Why shouldn't he have the same wealth that the rich have?

    That sense of entitlement is what, he feels, gives him the right to hold a person hostage demanding ransom.

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  242. ARRRIAA! by anothy · · Score: 1
    A few people have made the obvious jokes about the RIAA vs. pirates, followed by things like "oh, those pirates? never mind then." but, really that just misses the point. the RIAA is best deployed against exactly those type of pirates. think about it, what're your options?
    • RIAA wipes out pirates. no more pirates. world's better.
    • Pirates wipe out RIAA. no more RIAA. world's better.

    we need more of these head-to-head jackass elimination contests!

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  243. Re:pirate repellents by Deosyne · · Score: 1

    Whoa, whoa, the 4th Amendment still applies here. Make it Alien 4.

  244. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There aren't any fishing vessels in their waters because of the nuclear dumping that went on there. Did you miss that part?

    They're hijacking the cargo vessels because they are what happen to come through and they're ransoming them because, and I'm sure this must be a foreign concept to you or else you would have seen this by now, MONEY BUYS FOOD. The piracy also gets them attention for their cause.

    Trust me, if you were watching your entire community die of either starvation or radiation poisoning, you'd make the exact same choices they have, or you'd be dead. The U.N. isn't doing anything to help them. What are the Somalians to do? Wait for "proper bureaucratic channels" to save them? Yeah, that's a speedy process.

  245. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    definitely "Q' boats. forget the slippery stuff use crazy glue instead. sounds like fun.

  246. Re:pirate repellents by rezalas · · Score: 1

    Actual results currently are: Get shot to death by SEAL team snipers. Yeah, great plan of action.

  247. Diesel and flares... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

    How 'bout if a small boat comes along side a ship in international waters without permission, just pour a couple buckets of diesel on 'em and drop a flare (or spray it and use a flare gun).

    That might be a fairly quick deterrent...

    Merchant ships either cannot carry "weapons" because of laws at the ports they enter, or prefer not to because of massive liability insurance demands if they do.

    A diesel powered ship has many, many gallons of diesel on board, has many buckets and other containers, and always has flares. None of those are "weapons" in the usual sense.

    In any case, SOMETHING has to be done, and hosing the pirates down with diesel and lighting it just might deter others...

    1. Re:Diesel and flares... by KPexEA · · Score: 1

      Yup, carrying of weapons is definitely a no-no. But there is nothing against having fuel on board and an ignition source. If they could rig up some sort of flame thrower and have it serve a dual purpose so it was not deemed a 'weapon' but a necessary system then it could be used for defensive purposes too.

    2. Re:Diesel and flares... by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Then the ship that was being hijacked gets arrested for pollution offenses and the pirates that initiated the attach would probably get a reward for reporting the 'offender'.

    3. Re:Diesel and flares... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

      Naw, shouldn't be a pollution problem from the diesel - they'll just burn whatever misses the pirate boat off the surface of the water...

      The pirate boat is the pirate's problem.

    4. Re:Diesel and flares... by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how difficult it is to ignite diesel, a flare would do it in the area where the flare landed but it wouldn't really spread that quickly. Besides, most large ships use heavier fuel oils than that. On the other hand it'd be fairly easy to justify having a few cans of petrol around for small outboards, etc but by just pouring it you stand a pretty good chance of a) missing them entirely or b) setting the side of your ship on fire. Molotov cocktails would be better.

    5. Re:Diesel and flares... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

      Good points!

      The thrust of the idea is to use a readily available flammable liquid and flares as a deterrent, and gasoline would be a quite reasonable substitute and a small handpump with a hose would also be reasonable as a delivery method.

      The idea is to get flammable liquid onto the pirates, their craft, and the surrounding water, then ignite it.

      Hopefully it would be enough to ruin the pirates day while easily passing muster in port as not being offensive weapons...

      I'm sure the crews could work out the details.

  248. Re:pirate repellents by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Sorry sparky. The Pirates are doing it because they can. They are criminals and are should be dealt with.
    You are right about the illegal over fishing by the Russians, Japanese, and Poland. They suck and should have to pay up for the damage they did. That is why a lot of people are starving. BUT the pirates are interfering with relief food and other aid that would feed a lot of people in Somali.
    I agree that innocent of Somali are suffering because the UN let them down and some countries stole their natural resources.
    But the Pirates are no the innocents.

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  249. Sounds fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This water canon thing sounds like fun. Put that on cruise ship and I'd pay for a pirate-busting theme-park vacation!

  250. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    As a German, I say thank you America for removing the crazy Austrian and rebuilding the whole goddamn continent.

    I'm pretty sure the South Koreans think along similar lines, because they'd only had political speeches to listen to in re-education camps, no rice, no kimchi and certainly no StarCraft championships without the GIs back then.

    But no, the US is responsible for everything, yep. Especially the bad things.

    The more I read about "pacifist", "liberal", "leftist", "multiculturalist" opinions, the more I think they're here to kill all White guys in the end. I think I now know remotely how a black guy must have felt back in the fifties, when the roles were reversed. But in 2009, all things Whitey does or ever did are considered incredible atrocities while everyone else gets a guilt-free genocide every now and then. A million dead in Darfur or Ruanda is an inconvenience only caused by Whitey not giving enough of its money. Ten cases of torture in Abu Ghraib are a catastrophe and should be redeemed in giving more money.

    If all these politically correct traitors would just start mass suicides, we could go back to actually helping somewhere and winning wars against the bad guys, instead of prolonging every situation because clearly identified bad guys must be respected.

    If the United States had been politically correct back in 1942, all you people would be speaking Deutsch.

  251. Re:pirate repellents by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Two?!?

    My first reaction also. Two squads of jarheads would be a bit much for this purpose.(It would make an entertaining, if very brief show!)

    But, to cut him a little slack, most people have no clue how much destruction a squad of jarheads can wreak in short-order, they've learned most of what they think they know from TV.

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  252. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you are under 200 food, have upgraded armour, stimpack, and the opponent doesn't have tanks or defilers, marines are very cheap to maintain. /me goes back to playing Starcraft

  253. Re:pirate repellents by Alarindris · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't root for the pirates, they're just armed thieves, not liberation heroes.

    Well the only difference between an armed thief and a liberation hero is which side of the gun you are on.

  254. Re:pirate repellents by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

    Yet the political conditions in Somalia have been fucked up for around two decades, if not three -- the Blackhawk Down incident occurred in 1993, and things started to fall apart in the late 70s. What changed? Fishery poisoning and depletion is the obvious one. You got a better explanation?

    Population growth of a country exceeding it's ability to sustain that growth, due to reproduction and refugees from Ethiopia.

    It's interesting to note that while I was researching the population growth rate of Somalia (3% or more per year), I came across an article that mentions that Somalians haven't eaten fish for centuries, due to tradition, apparently.
    http://countrystudies.us/somalia/36.htm

    It means that fish were more or less strictly exported, and I can pretty much figure out the problem of a country whose major export is decreasing while its population is increasing. They need to diversify, or limit the birth rate, and they need to do it by 1985 or sooner. Even if their waters hadn't become polluted, it's pretty obvious that relying on only one export (provided by Nature) is tough to sustain, even with a 0% growth rate. So, you're right, fishery poisoning and depletion is the obvious one, but there's a lot more to it than that. Why didn't their leaders figure that out and diversify? Oh, that's right, they were too busy becoming "rich and powerful" and overthrowing one another.

  255. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right. All the money is going to food. Oh, and to help support a second wife. Maybe even a third.

    Don't be so naive. These guys have a lot more than just their immediate family depending on their results. And I'm sure they live large with the money they do get. But so did the hunter who brought home the big kill.

    And half a millions dollars? The average ransom is $2m.

    That just serves to prove my point even further - $2M buys a hell of a lot more food and supplies than could ever be hauled off in a couple of speedboats.

    You seem to be defending the point of view that these people have no other motivation than greed, that they are just bad people and their living conditions are not desperate at all. If that's true, then why did somali piracy just become a significant issue in the last decade? Did these people just suddenly "turn bad" and before that they were all just singing kumbaya?

    If you aren't willing to examine the root cause of the problem, you'll never solve the problem.

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  256. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been said that the reason crewmen are not armed is that they are not trained, and that it is illegal to have armed crewmen at many major port cities where these ships are headed.

    That's just retarded.

  257. Re:pirate repellents by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    Well, how much training do you 'really' need? Shooting a gun is pretty easy.

    Shooting a gun is pretty easy. Hitting what you're shooting at, not so much. It takes a lot of practice, and even with that practice, if you can't stay calm when you're under the wire, you're still screwed. I've heard many cases of people unloading entire magazines from 15' away and hitting nothing. And when you put a fully automatic weapon into somebody's hands it gets even worse... the first bullet *might* be on target, but anything beyond that is a dice roll.

    I think you're *hugely* overestimating the ability of merchant sailors to use weapons to adequately defend themselves. There's a reason that the US Army redesigned the M16 during the Vietnam conflict to prevent it from firing more than 3 bullets without letting go of the trigger.

    And I say that as somebody who classed marksman, with both pistol and rifle, when I was in the Canadian army.

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  258. Re:pirate repellents by dmatos · · Score: 1

    Really the best approach is to save up the 1500g, and have a black or red mage in your party learn lit2.

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  259. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    Giving money to pirates is about as useful in combating poverty as is allowing drug trade and gang warfare in ghetto areas.

    Crime and terror always creates poverty. Poverty in turn sometimes creates crime and terror, but not always, there are enough poor but peaceful areas around the world.

    Fattening warlord's armies is not going to change anything for the better. Money and lawlessness is the fuel that drives these crimes.

  260. International Food Aid by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    And how do you justify them looting food from international aid agencies?

  261. Re:pirate repellents by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although I feel like I shouldn't respond to such a blatant troll, since your post was modded up I have no choice but to respond here. (Since nobody else has gotten it right so far)

    Calling the GP post BS is just plain wrong. Toxic waste was dumped in their waters, this is a fact. In addition, illegal fishing of their waters is a fact. Your response for the GP to "STFU" is simply uncalled for.

    However, none of these facts justifies kidnapping and ransoming people who had nothing to do with those crimes. Many of the first Somali pirates probably started off with noble intentions, but after seeing the potential money that could be made by simply hijacking ships (rather than telling people to get lost) most pirates joined in and the ransoming we see today was born.

    At the same time, the GP's suggestion that simply stopping people from illegally fishing and dumping waste in Somalia's waters will end piracy is obviously wrong. As the parent correctly points out, the motivation has become greed. With that said, that means the solution to piracy needs to be a two pronged approach: Stop pirates from hijacking ships, and expel foreign fishermen/polluters from Somalia's exclusive economic zone. If there are fish to catch and punishments for piracy, people will go back to legal methods of income.

    So in the future, the GP and P should consider thinking about the other sides argument a bit and coming up with a more logical solution than their gut-reactions ("evil international community" vs. "evil pirates")

  262. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0

    Actual results currently are: Get shot to death by SEAL team snipers. Yeah, great plan of action.

    If you can't even conceive of what life is like in another country, I can see how you would think they are just kicking back in their mcmansions and playing nintendo.

    Live life in poverty and famine with a decent chance of getting killed in a fire-fight with some warlord or take a similar chance of getting killed by the biggest warlord on the planet but if you do survive you are no longer poor, nor starving and hundreds in your community are indebted to you.

    yeah, I'd take the mcmansions too.

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  263. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy controlling the water cannon remotely is deep inside the ship, and an RPG won't significantly damage the structure of the ship itself. And no amount of RPGs and AK-47s will help them climb a ladder coated in slippery foam. Considering armed merchants aren't allowed in a lot of friendly ports, these sound like pretty good weapons.

  264. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should really be familiar with the code before posting it.

    (b) any exercise or practice with weapons of any kind;

    - Refers to weapons exercises. For example, merchant vessels cannot partake in military exercises on the high seas. This is no way limits the use of weapons to repel pirates.

    (l) any other activity not having a direct bearing on passage.

    -"Activity" in this passage refers to an action a merchant vessel performs. For example, a merchant vessel cannot fish, troll, remove items from the sea etc. This line item is the grab-all for deep sea treasure hunters of various sorts.

    Since the merchant vessels are not boarding the pirate vessels, this does not apply.

    Any other questions?

  265. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    Well said. Life is not fair, we don't have equal headstart and we will always be very differently-abled. And just as well are some ways of life more compatible with failure than others. Somalia has made their choice and so have we. As long as we claim all ways of life are equally worthy, we will not change a thing, because some ways of life create poverty while others create wealth.

    We don't need to lay it down to the survival of the fittest but we sure as hell neither have the resources nor the will it takes to bring peace and wealth to every downtrodden, crime-ridden part of this earth.

    We don't need to help everyone equally, people who demand that are clinically insane and need help. I say we help much, but we'd better start at home, we've got enough of a challenge there without needing to ship Marines, money and aid halfway across the globe.

  266. Re:pirate repellents by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    I agree, but I'd imagine that the guys on the ships don't get to make those laws.

    Sometimes you have to work within the rules.

  267. Re:pirate repellents by kthejoker · · Score: 1

    Define "give you the right." They live in abject poverty with no basic structures of government, commerce, education, health, or anything that would even approach a livable existence. They are a pre-Hobbsian society - there's no such thing as "right" or "wrong" that really applies to them. The reality is it's either be a pirate or die.

  268. Aliens taught us one thing by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    that non-lethal weapons; in their case flamers; will only get you killed.

    I don't know which movie you watched but it was quite clear to me that only brute force worked. The same is true with pirates. All a crew with non-lethal weapons is going to accomplish is to piss the pirates off.

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  269. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The real lesson is that pussies get raped. First ship gets hijacked out of the blue. Owner pays several millions to get it back. Pirates buy huge amounts of guns and bling-bling. Pirates are heavily armed and broke, hijacking the next vessel. Then the pirates' neighbors see all that bling and now try to do the same.

    Rinse, repeat and then you have an economy of blackmail, robbery, extortion. Earning millions by simply hijacking a passing ship is sure as more profitable than planting wheat in soil as hard as concrete, so they're doing it. Now that they've tasted it AND have more weapons than they'd ever need, you cannot stop them without killing at least half of 'em.

  270. Not necessarily. by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No amount of training can prepare you to kill someone. The prospect of THEM killing YOU is a fairly effective motivator though......

    Actually, this is not true at all. Most people have to be trained to kill. For the early part of the century, in the world wars, it turns out that a huge problem for the American Army was that there were a lot soldiers that simply did not shoot at the enemy because they did not want to kill people. This actually happened even when soldiers were under fire themselves. It turns out that those soldiers that did shoot other people were more likely to have been hunters in their civilian life, so the idea of killing in their minds had been broached just not with human life.

    In response to this, the Army would make a lot of changes in its training. Gone were circular targets, and in shaped were human shaped targets, is one. Also, drills and terminology were introduced to dehumanize the opponents. They weren't people to be killed, but targets to be engaged.

    It could be argued that in today's culture, this is not so much of an inhibition. We look at something today like Gary Cooper's biblical inhibition against killing Germans in Sgt York and simply laugh as if its camp. But it used to matter to a lot of people. Now, it seems like killing is so common that it doesn't even matter at all.

    I just wonder if, people have ever stopped to really look at the media, be it movies, tv, or video games, watched someone getting killed, and really actually just dwelled on what happened for a minute, the significance of the act. I guarantee you if you talked to any soldier that has killed, its an awesome (in the spiritually overpowering sense) thing to have done, and it makes you wonder if some of the alienation that veterans face is the realization that their own deep experience of having killed or be killed does not all square with the cavalier view of the media that holds the death of a man is almost the same sort of thing to talk about like, the weather.

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    1. Re:Not necessarily. by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was talking about. Going even farther back, to the American Civil War, and with lines of conscripted soldiers firing barrages into one another, it's a wonder there weren't 100% casualties. It turns out that many of the soldiers didn't fire or intentionally fired over the enemy's heads.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Killing:_The_Psychological_Cost_of_Learning_to_Kill_in_War_and_Society

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  271. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    I don't see anything in your post to support your original claim that they aren't starving. In fact, best as I can tell, you are reinforcing that claim, even if the causes are broader than just fishery depletion, the end result is the same - desperate people making desperate acts and not just simple greed in action.

    Why didn't their leaders figure that out and diversify? Oh, that's right, they were too busy becoming "rich and powerful" and overthrowing one another.

    Be careful with tghat accusation. Lots of black kettles there. The most recent being the US's covert and overt attacks on the ICU just as it looked like they might actually put together a functioning government.

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  272. Killing them all is a bad idea by ivothamdrup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember, terrorism isn't about money, it's about instilling fear in people, i.e. terrorizing. So if you start shooting down every hijacked plane, what actually happens, is that the terrorists will use their readily available supply of martyrs to continuously hijack airplanes with no other intent than getting shot down. Then you either keep your word, shoot the planes and the people within, and soon nobody in their right mind will ever board a plane again (public uproar notwithstanding), or you don't shoot the planes and start negotiating with the terrorists.

    1. Re:Killing them all is a bad idea by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      If their goal is simply killing people, why do they hijack planes at all? Wouldn't be a whole lot easier to blow up busses or shopping malls?

      If a terrorist is going to go to the trouble to hijack a plane they're after more than just some dead bodies.

      I agree that what I suggested isn't a holistic response to terrorism, but I don't think that negotiating for hostages is a whole lot better than paying ransom for kidnap victims. Do everything you can to rescue hostages, but make sure the terrorists end up worse off than they were before they made the attempt.

  273. Other alternatives by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Cats and termites.
    Go after the pirates' parrots and wooden legs!

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  274. Re:pirate repellents by pla · · Score: 1

    okay. but only one of us will be able to enter many international ports. know which one?

    The one who threatens to stop delivering cargo to country-X if it can't defend itself against piracy.

    The other will never make it to any ports.

    Realistically, I don't think you quite appreciate the sheer importance of the companies involved here... If Maersk refused to pull into a country's ports, that country would grind to a halt in under a week. Stopping service to somewhere like Los Angeles would leave it a ghost-town within a few months. Very few players would dare say "uhh, gee guys, we'd really like to get some food delivered, but could ya leave the guns behind?". More likely, you'd see emergency legislation in even the worst of the nanny-states to allow "reasonably" armed container ships passed almost overnight.


    i find it really interesting that you can't come up with a single good reason why a traditional firearm might not be the best plan other than some straw man hippie love.

    C'mon, not talking about petty local corruption fleecing a few tourists - This involves real live heavily-armed paramilitary groups out there acting like they live in 1680 and they have the Spanish Main ripe for the picking.

  275. Re:pirate repellents by rezalas · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I've been both poor and homeless, and didn't steal rob murder or ransom. The only people who turn to crime are criminals.

  276. Re:pirate repellents by CraftyJack · · Score: 2, Informative

    hey would be raising the price of aid to areas where local and regional options are insufficient.

    Second that. Almost 1/3 of the Maersk Alabama's cargo was relief supplies.

  277. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop trying to make sense! The answer is Guns Guns Guns! Didn't we invent automatic killing robots yet?

    If only whether people lived or died was determined by someone really far away, like slashdot users, controlling guns, with cameras!

  278. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Whorhay · · Score: 1

    Well he did say to mount military actions once the baddies have a resonable opportunity to surrender. So it's not like you are immediately killing the hostages. And even if you go in with a military response you aren't necessarily killing the hostages. Granted if that response is always to destroy the plane instead of a tactical team you will be killing the hostages.

    On the other hand if a terrorist knows that all they get out of taking hostages is dead hostages and terrorists, then they won't bother taking hostages anymore. They'll stick with bombs in markets and such which isn't all that much better.

  279. Re:pirate repellents by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    It does make sense to layer solutions.

    It does not make sense to insist that one solution must work for everybody and prohibit people from trying their own solutions.

  280. Re:pirate repellents by ksheff · · Score: 1

    We tried to help them in the 90s. Certain elements of their society didn't like it, fought back, Clinton ran away, and this eventually devolved into anarchy. As far as I'm concerned, they can GAGF.

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  281. Re:pirate repellents by Yokaze · · Score: 1

    Why should any sensible merchantman pick up a weapon?
    In order to risk dying protecting the cargo of his employer?

    > Shoot them and sink their boats, and they won't be replaced, at least not in this generation.

    Great idea. The same tactic that worked so great and generated the goodwill of the public in Vietnam and Iraq.

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  282. a few comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a former US merchant officer, arming the crews is a bad idea. Every ship I served on did have ONE firearm, a handgun in the captain's safe, (along with a substantial sum of cash, typically $20-100k)

    Alcohol use is a major issue. I've sailed with quite a few people that literally could NOT function sober. I think the vast majority of people here can see where giving someone like that a loaded firearm would be a bad thing.

    Then you have cargo issues. There are a LOT of things on ships that "don't react well to bullets". This is especially true of tankers.

    Someone commented on crew levels. The older stick ship freighters I worked on had a crew of 26. Tankers were 16-18 people. There is another problem. It becomes difficult to keep enough eyes around to watch for pirates with such low manning levels. And as others have commented, those little boats won't show up on radar, they'll be buried in the noise of sea swells.

    As for a solution, we need to do the same thing as we did with the Barbary coast. Sink all pirate ships, summarily execute all pirates, and destroy the towns they are based out of. Unfortunately, it appears that the gutless, yellow-bellied cowards at the UN have watered down anti-piracy laws. It used to be that piracy was subject to summary execution, now it is subject to the laws of the nation of the arresting ship. I guess we'll need China or Russia to step up to the plate.

    As for the Malacca straights, pirates there are almost always only armed with knives/swords, the reason being if they should be captured, and even a single member of the pirate group has a firearm, Malaysia will execute the entire group. As a rule they're boats aren't as well equipped either.

  283. Re:pirate repellents by ksheff · · Score: 1

    they could have made the crew steer the ship into one of their ports/beaches and then offloaded all the food to people waiting on shore.

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  284. Re:pirate repellents by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
    20,000 ships a year go through the Gulf of Aden. Do the math. Ransoming a dozen or so ships a year does look like a comparatively small expense as opposed to protected 20,000 ships.

    That being said, the pirate's threats to start actively targeting French and US vessels is just plain stupid -- those are exactly the vessels most likely to have arranged some kind of surprise party for our Somali criminal friends -- one involving high explosives. I'm pretty sure the second somebody fires an AK-47 or RPG at your boat, you have the right to turn around and sink them. And don't bother to pick up survivors -- they would threaten the safety of your crew.

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  285. The Dangers of Escalation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/23/185237&art_pos=4

  286. Re:pirate repellents by TOGSolid · · Score: 1

    Uh, where are they going to sleep? In a conex box?
    Just because the ship is big, doesn't mean that it has tons of room for people to sleep. 8-14 soldiers per squad is a lot of extra personnel on a ship. That's 8-14 more beds required, enough food for them, etc. Your average crew size for a ship tops out around 25 people for a merchant vessel and there's only enough living room on a ship like that for the crew and a couple extra people.

  287. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0

    I've been both poor and homeless, and didn't steal rob murder or ransom. The only people who turn to crime are criminals.

    Poor and homeless, especially with no one shooting at you, in the first world is practically upper middle class in a country like somalia.

    It's funny how you keep coming up with brand new rationalizations each time the last one is shot down, but seem to be constitutionally unable to accept that crime does not exist in a vacuum, that people have motivations and simply "being a criminal" is rarely the root cause.

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  288. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remind us of the lessons from a work of FICTION next time you get taken hostage and half your traveling
    companions (including friends and possibly family) get killed.

    Loved ones. Don't forget about the loved ones.

  289. Plausible Deniability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple solution.

    Merchant crews are fully armed and trained to operate weapons.
    Merchant crews are willing to shoot pirates, but deny they have any weapons.
    Merchant ships can continue to dock anywhere they like.

    Deny, deny, deny!

    Everyone wins except for pirates.

  290. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    they could have made the crew steer the ship into one of their ports/beaches and then offloaded all the food to people waiting on shore.

    That's unlikely. I've seen videos of much smaller ships that have been captured by somali pirates and unloaded and even those aren't able to be beached without significant risk to the vessel and the people unloading it, the few ports that are still operational aren't held by the same groups so are effectively unavailable.

    A cash ransom is far less risky and far more effective than stealing random cargoes.

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  291. Re:pirate repellents by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    One reason for the lack of consequences is that the merchant ships are, by law, unarmed. Instead of getting to innovate their own solutions (carrying weapons, hiring private protection), the ships are forced to rely on the U.S. government to protect them.

  292. head is spinning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If the movie Aliens taught us anything..."

    when analysis starts with that statement, no wonder we're screwed as a country.

  293. Re:pirate repellents by rezalas · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Brand new? I say the same thing every time and you don't get it each time. Fuck it, I'm tired of trying to get you to pull your head out of your ass. Go ahead and think they do this for some idealistic view of the world. Hell, go get a ship and help them. After all, the navy could use more target practice.

  294. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
    Basically, the pirates have a "code" that they live by These "pirates" are shooting RPGs and ships loaded with 10,000 gallons of diesel fuel. Running the risk of sending every crew member on board to a flaming death. Their "code" only dictates that they get more money for hostages that don't die on them; there is no humanitarian motivation involved.

    Oh, and the pirates have already threatened to start deliberately executing any French or US citizens they come across. So much for their fucking "code"!

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  295. Re:pirate repellents by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    "Anything but guns?" What sort of bleeding heart came up with that line of feelgood BS?

    Probably the government, which requires the ships to be unarmed. Isn't that despicable?

  296. Anti Piracy Device by omb · · Score: 1

    2 inch hemp rope, and a yard-arm and some guts from the ever stupid pols in the swamp by the Potomac.

  297. US army basic training by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Oooh, GOOD example. is this the basic training that led to the US defeat in Somalie?

    Trained soldiers vs a ragtag army of civilians with "outdated" weapons. Who won again?

    But you also forget the most important part of weapons training US and most good soldiers get. it has NOTHING to do with firing the weapon. It has everything to do with NOT firing the weapon. OBEYING ORDERS. The hard part ain't arming a man, it is disarming a man. If you armed all civilian vessels, how are you going to get them off again? Pirates can strike anywhere. Somalie is just in the news but other regions got their own pirates.

    Where does a ship surrender its weapons? Do you allow any nation to carry arms into your waters? Do you really think the US wants chinese vessels armed to the teeth sailing straight into their harbour? For that matter, do you think China wants that?

    The silly thing is that the US would have no problem with these pirates in normal times. One carrier fleet would be enough to control the entire area, but its big fleets are busy fighting the war on terror and that costs so much the US can't afford to patrol this bit as it intended (its carrier fleets exist to keep the sealanes save).

    Other countries have cut down their own fleets because with no-more war we don't need these bottomless pits. After all, no war means no harm to international shipping.

    Basically, we have to wake up to remember that the world is never going to be save, all it needs is a handful of people with guns to see more profit in war then peace. (Note the pirates happily attack vessels carrying food to their own people).

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  298. wowzers by e-scetic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This thread seems to have stirred up a lot of buzz.

    People who have no stake whatsoever, or who are impacted only in a very negligible way by this piracy, probably a mere two cents out of their big fat wallets, seem spoiling for a fight. Lots of cowboy swagger here...

    Some things I'm wondering...

    • 1. Is it the colour of their skin? Black versus white? Can't let the coloureds/ragheads/ win or get too uppity...?
    • 2. Is it that the Somalis whupped their asses in Blackhawk Down and they're sore losers or holding a grudge?
    • 3. Is it just the principle of the thing, law and order at all cost?
    • 4. General ignorance and stupidity about the ways of the world, other countries and cultures, global situations, etc.
    • 5. They didn't like Captain Jack in Pirates of the Carribean?
    • 6. This is the new spectator sport, lots of opportunity for blood and gore to be had here, especially for a populace weaned on lifelong "us versus them" warfare on their televisions and wanting more (Iraq got old).
  299. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    It's called "shoot the hostage". In the short term, it results in public outrage. If the principle is applied consistently, then in the long term it results in zero hostage taking situations occurring, and thus results in the greatest common good.

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  300. Re:pirate repellents by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    because the pirates are better armed! That's what happens with all the stray arms in war zones, even 1 or 2 small pieces of military grade guns is no match for the hulls of modern ships let alone the crew. Any weapon for a civilian that's legal to own isn't nearly big enough.

    If you did find an effective gun to carry, then you'd be a target because some pirates would want to come and take it!

  301. Re:pirate repellents by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    I totally agree on the effectiveness of a military solution, but the sheer volume of shipping means that you won't have enough Marines to go around. Perhaps one squad randomly placed per hundred ships may be a deterrent, but I doubt it. Maybe we need to go back to using convoys ala WWII. A destroyer or cutter for each convoy, with all the major navies providing ships to escort multinational convoys. (Many of these navies are already patrolling the area.)

  302. repelling measures by Syntroxis · · Score: 2, Informative

    On April 24, 1895, at the age of 51, Joshua Slocum departed Boston in his tiny sloop Spray and sailed around the world single-handed, a passage of 46,000 miles, returning to Newport, Rhode Island on June 27, 1898.(1) Along the way, he developed several methods to discourage, yes problems even then, trouble from pirates. Sometimes, he would out run them. Other times he would put on different colored watch caps, sweaters, and pop up from hatches and companionways all over his boat. After it appreared that his boat had a significant crew, the pirates retreated and left him alone. On a suggestion from another captain, he employed a method where he spread tacks all over the deck of his boat when he went to sleep. Several times, he would be wakened by screams and spashes as pirates jumped off his decks at night. The next morning, he picked up the tacks with a magnet and was on his way. His story,"Sailing Alone Around the World" by Joshua Slocum, documents his creativity and courage. Look around and you can find it as an e-book. On November 14th of 1909, at the age of 65, after learning that he had incurable cancer, he set out on another lone voyage to South America leaving from Vineyard Haven on Martha's Vineyard, but was never heard from again. (1) http://www.joshuaslocumsocietyintl.org/

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  303. Murder-robbery. Please discuss by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    If you are unarmed, I rob you. If you are armed, I murder you, then rob you. Proven fact. Why do you think the US has such a high murder rate?

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    1. Re:Murder-robbery. Please discuss by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      If you are unarmed, I rob you. If you are armed, I murder you, then rob you. Proven fact. Why do you think the US has such a high murder rate?

      Actually, every study I've seen shows that if you're armed, I rob someone else.

      A decade or two back, Florida passed a Shall Issue law (concealed carry licenses would be issued upon request to any law-abiding citizen). Interestingly enough, the murder rate went down in Florida. And the armed robbery rate went down.

      Oddly enough, one demographic in Florida showed an INCREASE in armed robbery after the Shall Issue law was passed - tourists. It seems that Florida's criminals figured out really quickly that tourists were the only group GUARANTEED to not be armed. So they robbed them, instead of the natives.

      Also, it should be pointed out that murder/robbery is a very tiny part of the murder rate in the USA. The overwhelming majority of it is the criminal on criminal violence sparked by the criminalization of recreational drugs.

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  304. Re:pirate repellents by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    so no particular country feels a need to respond.
    To put it another way they get away with it because it's cheaper for the shipping companies to pay the occasional bribe than to reregister thier ships under the flag of a country that is willing and able to protect them.

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  305. Re:pirate repellents by Chardish · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He sees that there's not really anything that separates him from people in wealthier parts of the world other than what's effectively birth right. He begins to resent that relative wealth, and he begins to develop a sense of entitlement. Why shouldn't he have the same wealth that the rich have?

    Having actually lived in Ethiopia for a month, and having talked to dozens of people there, I assure you this isn't the case.

    This view you describe, which seems to be based in cynicism and class envy, simply doesn't exist all over the world. I can't speak for Somalia, but in their neighbor Ethiopia, the attitude is largely one of overwhelming generosity despite having close to nothing.

    I talked to one guy who said that he had a brother who lived in America, but he never even cared to visit. He loved his life in Ethiopia. The attitude that everyone in the third world resents everyone in the first world and is willing to set aside their morals to attain material wealth is ignorant and potentially racist.

    Certainly every society has their criminals. But poverty is not itself a spawning pool for criminal behavior. Go ahead and witness children who eat about 10 bites of food per day offer you some of theirs, and come back and post again.

  306. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by nasor · · Score: 2

    Although I certainly do not claim to be an expert in maritime law, commercial ships have helicopters take off from and land on them all the time, which would seem to violate those statutes just as blatantly as adding a few .50 machineguns would.

  307. Well, the money leads to Dubai by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Good luck convinging the world their is money to be made in killing muslims. Oddly enough, it was the muslims extremists who used to kill the pirates under islamic law. Then the west got rid of them in Somalie, so the pirates got free reign, then the big money attracted involvement from Dubai, a western muslim ally. You got to laugh. Or cry. I forget which.

    Anyway, if bounties worked we would have no Mafia. We do.

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  308. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey idiot, read the effing posts before you reply to something. weapons are illegal on merchant ships.

  309. Re:pirate repellents by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Dead floating in the water until the sharks get there pirates are no longer a threat.

    There are more where that came from. Ever played Whack-a-mole?

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  310. Re:pirate repellents by vtolturbo · · Score: 1

    I would expect a non-lethal weapon would not violate the intent of "innocent passage." The trouble I find is that any allowance we afford the merchant ships we must also afford the pirate ships. This means the pirates would be able to use non-lethal weapons to commandeer a target vessel, just as the target vessel would be able to use them to defend against such an attack.

    Still, I would expect something like this dazzling device would be highly effective, especially mounted on a tranquilizer gun.

  311. Re:pirate repellents by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    No one is saying the actions of all the Pirates are justified, only understandable.
    It was a slippery slope, but a logical one. IE they have no navy to defend their waters legally from the illegal actions of others. So logically the Somali fishermen take the law into their own hands, and start attacking/boarding the vessels doing illegal things in their waters. (so far so good?) Now they have caught the guilty parties, so they try to get restitution (with some success.) Of course those boarded would never admit guilt, and always blame the "pirates." Now some Somalis have found this new and more reliable income (since the actions of a few have destroyed their only other legal living, fishing/farming.) and that's where the bad pirates take over. Now it feels okay to the mariners to be lawless to the Somalis, and the Somalis feel forced to act lawless to the other mariners, and innocent people are now being hurt on both sides (along with the guilty.)

  312. wait a second.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't the pirates have rockets, so they can hold the ship hostage long enough to board? So if the pirates heard the alarm or saw water slowly filling their ship wouldn't they just sink the ship with the aforementioned rocket propelled grenade?

    huh... well I guess pirates are afraid of loud noises

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  313. Re:pirate repellents by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "i agree with everything you said. i meant that i would first order an intruder to the ground or allow them to flee, and only shoot if there is a clear threat. i certainly am not going to wait for someone to pop off a shot if they have a bared firearm. but, likewise i want to give someone a fair chance to change their mind before they force me to do something that i don't want to. "

    While I respect your views, I do not do the same. If someone is in my house illegally, ie. they have broken in, I will shoot immediately without warning. I will shoot to kill and will not stop till they are totally incapacitated. I will not risk them reacting at all.

    Different thoughts on life I guess, but, if someone has broken into my house, I assume they are there to kill me, and I will act as soon as I have a clear shot. Unless they are lucky, they will not leave my front door still breathing.

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  314. Re:pirate repellents by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I now know remotely how a black guy must have felt back in the fifties, when the roles were reversed. But in 2009, all things Whitey does or ever did are considered incredible atrocities while everyone else gets a guilt-free genocide every now and then.

    If you really believe that white in 2009 = black in 1950, then I can only conclude that your grasp of American history, as a German, is about as good as the average American's grasp of German history.

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  315. Re:pirate repellents by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    I think the limitations probably have more to do with our forces being so heavily committed on the ground in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    WE (the USA) don't need to be there. WE (the USA) should avoid the area entirely to ensure we don't need to be there. WE (the USA) should stop running around the world solving, or attempting to solve, other people's (not the US) problems.

    Let the fucking Euro-weenies go fix it, or something.

  316. Re:pirate repellents by agrounds · · Score: 1

    Actually, the three round limit serves to provide a more controlled ammo consumption than anything else. Having the three round burst as the second firing selection naturally limits the shooter. It does help with accuracy over long distances because of barrel climb, but actually can be a handicap in close-quarters/urban combat.

    A standard combat load for a US soldier is 6 30-round clips.

    I did some range instruction while in the US Army at both Fort Hood and in South Korea. (My punishment for qualifying Hawkeye in M16, M60, and M203 I guess) A soldier's inclination is always to shoot more bullets than is required. Fully automatic weapons like the M60 and the SAW perform are always abused by newer soldiers because they have just seen too many damn movies or whatever and thing they need to burn belts until the barrel glows. This is why we limit issuing those weapons to those that qualify with them and demonstrate the coolhead to use it like it should be.

    The proper firing position for any fully automatic weapon is to place one hand over the top of the weapon just forward of the feed tray/ejection port and rest your arm on it. The weight naturally holds the weapon in place, stops barrel climb, and doesn't affect accuracy like stiffly holding it down would.

    I carried an M16 with an M203, M60, and a 9mm my entire Army enlistment because of it.

  317. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0

    The 2nd amendment applies to foreigners on US soil as well doesnt it? So whats the problem? I dont see any.

  318. Re:pirate repellents by Dare+nMc · · Score: 0

    I think you missed Hillary's pledge to get help for the root cause of Somalis problems. IE they finally got enough attention years later, by attacking a US ship to get some help. Your solution was the initial attempt, and for years got little attention. (you can spare me the opinions on if anyone would want Clinton/US help, or if it will even be helpful, but it will be attention.)

  319. Re:pirate repellents by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    When are people going to stop equating blame with causation? What the pirates do is wrong, and we can justly blame them and hold them accountable. But if part of the causation of breeding those pirates is something we can positively affect, why the hell wouldn't we? The Blackhawk down scenario isn't the only option; there are other ways that we can be of assistance. Fighting pirates and fighting its cause are NOT mutually exclusive.

    This. This this this. This.

    What you're seeing here is a bunch of macho morons, who have never seen anyone die violently and can be reasonably sure they never will, indulging in their blood'n'thunder fantasies from a safe distance, and who regard the work of trying to get at the root causes of piracy as ... well, kind of boring. Which, let's face it, it is: that's why there are a whole bunch of video games where you kill people, but not too damn many where you try to rebuild a shattered infrastructure. (I can think of precisely one, actually.) Sticks are exciting, carrots are dull.

    If they ever had an up close and personal view of what their way of thinking leads to, they'd probably change their minds. I did, years ago, and I still sometimes wake up from nightmares about it. But for most of them, it will never happen, and that's the way they like it.

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  320. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    My point has never changed from my original post - there are motivations other than pure criminality at work here.

    You on the other hand just keep piling on the bullshit - you are arguing with someone else when you write stupid shit like, "Go ahead and think they do this for some idealistic view of the world." I said that their options for putting food on the table have been reduced to this and you think that's idealism?

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  321. Re:pirate repellents by Tgeigs · · Score: 1

    As I did in the Navy, fairly recently. I don't get the macho thing. I was a soldier (scout recon marksman), I shot guns, consider myself a kind of guy's guy, and I don't have this attitude at all.

  322. Re:pirate repellents by ramul · · Score: 1

    'Potentially' racist? You are being tactful I presume :]

  323. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, the idea is that responding militarily to Somali pirates might polarize Somalia and encourage fanaticism. We might start seeing terrorists instead of pirates; and terrorists are much harder to deal with than pirates. Pirates at least have some incentives and desires that you can use to stave off attacks and protect vessels. Terrorists will attack any vessel just to make a political statement.

    Whatever we do, we don't want Somalians to get the idea that the US Navy (or any other navy) is out to get them. We need to portray this as bringing justice to criminals, rather than politicizing the situation.

    This is VERY analogous to the "war on terrorism," and the great folly that that was. Our government portrayed terrorists as "foreign combatants" rather than criminals. They politicized the crimes of terrorists and tied them to local Middle Eastern governments; they invaded foreign countries with massive military force. Why were we surprised when that only made the fanaticism and extremism worse?

  324. Re:pirate repellents by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

    Be careful with tghat accusation. Lots of black kettles there. The most recent being the US's covert and overt attacks on the ICU just as it looked like they might actually put together a functioning government.

    Yeah, I did some reading on that, too. An Islamic faction that tries to tie the country's clans together by force, killing it's own countrymen. You're right about that too, there are lots of black kettles there: America has had it's own Civil War, and has killed it's own countrymen in the course of 5 years. We know all about it. And yes, both sides had help from other countries. The difference is that we got our shit together for the betterment of the country. Somalian's loyalty is to their family clan, not their country. And as long as that loyalty remains entrenched to the clan, they will simply be a bunch of clans, raiding freighters and herding livestock. If America followed that path, we'd still be 13 colonies fighting over the division of the rest of the continent. No, nix that: We'd still be 13 colonies of the original size, Canada and Mexico would be a lot larger than they are, and Alaska would still be a Russian settlement. But we're not, because we got our shit together. Somalia has universities and schools, perhaps in 75 years they'll figure it out and join together as one country.

  325. its the ciiiiiircle... by ramul · · Score: 1

    and so begins an endless cycle of back and forth between pirates and shipping interests, until in a galaxy or time far far away, the poverty ridden state of the country is improved and the pirates all become salarymen.

    the ship captains now without a decent challenge, decide to hunt for white whales

  326. Re:pirate repellents by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

    If WE didn't rely so much on imports and exports I would agree. But that is a far larger question, and pirates are but a small factor in that discussion.

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  327. Re:pirate repellents by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    When did I say that everyone feels that way? I said it explains the mentality behind people who commit piracy, not that it reflects the mentality of the whole country. They feel they're entitled to it, and they're driven by greed. Can you offer a better explanation of why piracy still happens?

    If everyone felt that way, there'd be 10 million pirates in Somalia's waters, as opposed to the relatively small number that there actually are.

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  328. Re:pirate repellents by T5 · · Score: 1

    I had to stop and re-read my post. Your response to it had me wondering if it was a response to some other post. My previous post is not so much directed toward the piracy itself as it is the human tendency to justify our actions, legal or otherwise. You claim that I'm "chest beating". I'm simply tired of those that will justify any action no matter how horrific.

    I also get torqued when the inevitable soft-hearted and soft-headed "solutions" palette gets dredged up, from hardly effective soft responses of non-lethal means to "reasoning" with the offending party. Non-lethal means of dealing with those with lethal weapons is largely ineffective and sends a message laced with weakness. You simply don't fight fire with smoke and expect the desired outcome to occur. You bring your own heat. And lots of it.

    My policy position is to let those who would commit piracy know that they're not going to ride up to an unarmed, defenseless vessel and climb onboard without a reasonably good chance that they'll be killed/injured/captured in the process. The deterrence has to be credible, the consequences of failure severe, and the likelihood of success remote. And it has to be communicated in such a way as to make sure that the recipients get the message loud and clear. I have history on my side to bear witness that this is effective.

    And your Iraq troll-fu is weak. This is not a war. You are correct, however, that this is an asymmetrical conflict. On the one hand you have pirates with lethal weapons. On the other hand you have commercial vessels with no weaponry. The pirates have the upper hand. All I propose is that the odds be evened up, that symmetry be restored. As with most systems, balance tends to be the most preferred state and the one that spawns the least problems.

  329. Re:pirate repellents by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    Actually, the three round limit serves to provide a more controlled ammo consumption than anything else.

    Yah. The tendency of soldiers was to panic and hold the trigger back until their magazine was spent, wasting large amounts of ammunition firing at nothing because the recoil of the weapon, while significantly smaller than older weapons like the M1 Garand, was still enough to get the barrel pointing at nothing. Spray and Pray. The 3-round limit was introduced to force the soldiers to release the trigger, re-aim, and continue firing, limiting the amount of ammunition wasted in panic situations like that.

    The proper firing position for any fully automatic weapon is to place one hand over the top of the weapon just forward of the feed tray/ejection port and rest your arm on it. The weight naturally holds the weapon in place, stops barrel climb, and doesn't affect accuracy like stiffly holding it down would.

    That actually depends on the weapon. The proper firing position on the FN MAG (C6 in Canada, M240 in the US) is with your right-hand on the grip, and your left hand resting on the stock, holding it into the fleshy part of your shoulder so you don't hurt yourself with recoil when firing the weapon.

    Similarly, the FN MINIMI (C9 in Canada, M249 in the US) also uses a left-hand position on the stock when firing with a bipod.

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  330. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    That's half of why we end up in situations like Vietnam and Iraq -- worrying about goodwill rather than just doing what needs to be done.

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  331. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    That too... and once the pirates learn that you'll give in, they have all the incentive they need to escalate their own operations.

    "Once you pay the danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- 10th c. British saying

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  332. Re:pirate repellents by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever been outside of the US?

    He sees that there's not really anything that separates him from people in wealthier parts of the world other than what's effectively birth right.

    ... because I have, and I can tell you most people I've met in the third world see their own nations as the place where success and material wealth are a birthright, and they see the US as the one place where success is actually accessible to anyone (even immigrants).

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  333. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    What you're seeing here is a bunch of macho morons, who have never seen anyone die violently and can be reasonably sure they never will, indulging in their blood'n'thunder fantasies from a safe distance

    What makes you think this has anything to do with trying to indulge in fantasies? This is a bunch of well intentioned people asking why our merchant crews need to be as vulnerable as they are. It makes no sense to me to place our merchant crews in harms way without the ability to even defend themselves against teenagers in speedboats. Your comment suggests to me that you are looking to stereotype everyone on this side of the argument so that you can dismiss us easier, rather than try to explain why it makes sense to disarm our merchant crews and leave them this vulnerable.

    and who regard the work of trying to get at the root causes of piracy as ... well, kind of boring. Which, let's face it, it is: that's why there are a whole bunch of video games where you kill people, but not too damn many where you try to rebuild a shattered infrastructure.

    Why is rebuilding the shattered infrastructure our responsibility? The Somali's don't seem to respond particularly well to foreign intervention on their soil. Do tell how you plan on going about rebuilding that shattered infrastructure.

    If they ever had an up close and personal view of what their way of thinking leads to, they'd probably change their minds

    What does "this way of thinking" lead to? I'm not advocating rounding up the pirates and killing them. I'm advocating giving our merchant ships the ability to defend themselves. Is self-defense not justifiable in your world view? Should we just keep paying ransoms? Should we stop using the oceans for trade?

    I did, years ago, and I still sometimes wake up from nightmares about it

    What happened?

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  334. Force 80 squirt gun by brucepattinson · · Score: 1

    (Force 80 squirt gun) This sounds like the perfect repellent. So what if it sinks them.

  335. Re:pirate repellents by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

    But poverty is not itself a spawning pool for criminal behavior.

    Huh? Of course it is. I don't even know what to say to argue, what you're saying is like saying a circle is 276 degrees.

    This is not to say that every or even most poor people is a criminal, but the odds of a poor person becoming a criminal are of course higher than those of a non-poor person.

  336. You need both, not just one or the other... by icebrain · · Score: 1

    Fighting poverty would be a lot cheaper and better for everyone than fighting its symptoms

    FTFY.

    An overall policy of fighting/solving poverty will solve things long-term. But fighting poverty in the big picture doesn't help the guys on the ship being attacked by pirates. They need something to protect themselves, and they need it right now.

    To make a bad analogy, let's say piracy is a disease, like cholera--generally spawned and spread by certain social conditions. Cholera is bad, but it can be largely prevented with the proper measures (good sanitation, clean drinking water, etc). What you're advocating (helping desperate people in bad conditions) is like implementing a program to clean up water supplies and teach people hygiene. That's a good thing, don't get me wrong. But clean water and proper hygiene don't help the guy with cholera who's literally shitting himself to death. He needs to deal with the symptoms and drink a lot of water/electrolytes, and take antibiotics to kill the disease posing an immediate threat to his life. Similarly, aid programs and anti-poverty efforts don't help the sailors on the ships being attacked or boarded by pirates. They need a more immediate solution.

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  337. Only way to solve the problem. by nsaspook · · Score: 1
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  338. Extreme sarcasm alert! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Well yes, but how could the average US citizen know that, just going by their name: 'Marines'?

    What you ask is just too hard!!!

    Why yes, I do know my countrymen well!

    The United States Marine Corps traces its institutional roots to the Continental Marines of the American Revolutionary War, formed at Tun Tavern in Philadelphia, by a resolution of the Second Continental Congress on November 10, 1775, to raise 2 battalions of Marines. That date is regarded and celebrated as the date of the Marine Corps' "birthday".

    That explains so much....[from: wiki page for USMC]

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  339. Re:pirate repellents by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    All I see in your response, and your original post, is firepower. That's only a short term solution and does not necessarily lead to a resolution.

    You say my "Iraq troll-fu is weak" - yet your response is exactly the problem we had with Iraq. No matter how much "heat" was brought to bear, the situation just got worse. It was only when the surge was implemented, which, despite the name, was less about simply putting more boots on the ground and more about a wholesale policy change towards developing community relations.

    Consider this very Iraq like scenario - we start shooting pirates and sinking their attack skiffs. Pirates figure that out. Pirates decide to start mining the shipping lanes instead and thus are able to hijack boats without even getting near them. Sink one boat and now they can sell "protection" - for the same price as their ransoms, maybe even more, they offer to sell information about where the mines are. Plant new ones every couple of weeks to make up for any that are cleared and their job gets even more lucrative with less risk than it is today. Even if mining turns out not to be practical, I'm sure that a few desperate men over there can come up with plenty of other ways to extort money out of those ships - a skiff loaded with explosives, throttle locked and the wheel tied straight aimed at a big tanker maybe, the improvised torpedo.

    You claim that I'm "chest beating". I'm simply tired of those that will justify any action no matter how horrific.

    I see no justification here, except perhaps the guns, guns. guns brigade, just looking to justify feel-good retribution instead of functional problem solving. I already posted this once:

    "Know thy self, know thy enemy.
    A thousand battles, a thousand victories."

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  340. Re:pirate repellents by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    It'd get expensive to guard all of it - but we spent over 10 million on the mission to rescue that one captain. I'm just curious how the actual math would work out - 20,000 ships a year is about 54 ships a day, which would mean less than 1000 soldiers to put 15 men on every ship going through the gulf. That's a lot of armed men, but not from the standpoint of even any single army, let alone the combined armies of everyone who uses that shipping lane.

  341. Piracy Reduction System by rampant+poodle · · Score: 1

    Mk 44 Bushmaster 30mm. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M242_Bushmaster and http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a6f_1179347015 . Yes there is a shipboard version.

  342. Make more money than the cargo run by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    1. stick servo equipped gun turrets on ship
    2. control gun turrets over intarweb
    3. sell gun turret time (gun cannot fire unless captain has gone to action stations) to would-be gunners
    4. profit

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  343. Re:pirate repellents by megaditto · · Score: 1

    No, you just don't. If you did you'd understand how many people are required for this, and how much all this would cost.

    Here's some hints for you:

    1) How many piracy areas need protection.
    2) How many ships have to be protected at the same time.
    3) How long does each journey last
    4) How many "spare" marines do we currently have
    5) How many per ship are needed
    6) How much do you have to pay for those marines to spend X days a year at sea; who pays for it all

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  344. Re:pirate repellents by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's stopping them from doing something productive, such as planting some crops? People got along just fine for millenia before boats were even invented, just by building themselves mud huts and picking berries. Now, it's even easier, as we know how to plant crops and grow food for ourselves.

    These pirates aren't struggling to survive; they're taking their ill-gotten money and living in luxury with it, buying SUVs of all things.

  345. Re:pirate repellents by brkello · · Score: 1

    For the ransoms they are getting, they could probably feed the whole country.

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  346. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    A better way would be to have either hired mercenaries or actual naval / marine personnel on the boats in the pirate infested waters. When the vessels transits the area, the military people get off the boat, on to a plane, get a week of R&R and do it again. The merchant ships won't have to have weapons in various ports. The merchant marine sailors won't have to learn how to shoot people.

    The military folks can play shuffleboard and run laps around the ship. What's not to like?

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  347. Re:pirate repellents by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

    were i live, if someone does not present a threat to you while trespassing you may be prosecuted for using any force at all. so that is always in the back of my mind. and there are quite a few home invasions around here.

    of course, if they charge you or have a weapon at ready then you are pretty much at liberty to do what you think that you need to.

  348. Re:pirate repellents by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    If WE didn't rely so much on imports and exports I would agree

    I wish I could choose between "Made in China", and "Made in the USA".

    But that is a far larger question, and pirates are but a small factor in that discussion.

    Agreed.

  349. Re:pirate repellents by darthflo · · Score: 1

    There aren't too many reasons for which somebody would approach a merchant ship in international waters in a Zodiac or some related kind of cheap, fast and unmarked vessel. Also, no bum is gonna try and clean your bridge's windows. Doesn't happen in the open seas ;)
    The coast guards have no business outside the 12 mi zone; leisure cruises (talking about small boats, not fully grown cruise ships) tend not to happen in piracy-endangered region (or international waters) and navies... well, even a drunk sailor ought to be able to recognize a destroyer if he sees one.

    Having that cleared up, even though I usually disagree with any unnecessary kind of weapon use and/or violence: Stock a bunch of 5.56 mm assault rifles with some clips each on most merchant ships. Get the semi-automatic kind, they aren't as legally problematic (in some areas) as fully automated ones, easy to handle and easy on your joints (not that much recoil). Train them sailors in pointing-and-shooting and even if only 80% of all vessels have any arms, the high-seas kind of piracy will quickly die down.

  350. Low tech solutions can be easier by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1
  351. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two thoughts:

    "From the halls of Montezuma
    to the shores of Tripoli..."

    Iowa, New Jersey, Wisconsin, and Missouri. They're not just states. The Iowa is sitting and rusting. If you want to dump some ordinance in, they're pretty good at it.

  352. Re:pirate repellents by anothy · · Score: 1

    The one who threatens to stop delivering cargo to country-X if it can't defend itself against piracy.

    not likely, at least not in the face of competition not making such demands. see below.

    The other will never make it to any ports.

    well, now that's fairly obviously false, isn't it? given that the prevailing rule is that conventionally armed ships are not allowed into many ports, and most ships comply to get into most ports, and most ships get to their destination, your claim looks pretty foolish.

    you have this idea that Maersk could simply dictate terms, but that's not true (or they would have done it already). as long as there's enough competition (and you only need a handful of companies, not a diverse ecosystem), someone will be willing to say "we'll take our chances with the water cannon and oversized loud speaker in exchange for Maersk's share of your traffic".
    mind you, i think it's quite likely that the government in question would, in fact, cave to Maersk's demands, but there isn't really an economic reason to do so, at least in this market. we've just built a global culture where governments are afraid to stand up to corporate interests.

    and your last paragraph seems like a total non sequitur to me. what does what you said have to do with your inability to imagine any plausible motivations for this "anything but guns" mandate other than hippy love? i just don't follow.

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  353. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Danegeld is just another name for extortion. Historically it has always worked in favor of the extortionist, and detrimental to the foolish that pay.

    When you act like sheep, you pass directly to the bottom links of the food chain. Always.

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  354. Re:pirate repellents by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Your math is faulty in that I believe most ships spend more than a single day in the danger zone. Nevertheless, I agree we should be putting a dozen Navy gunmen on each US-flagged ship. I'm pretty sure that legally the second they fire a single shot at one of our ships, we have the right to blow them out of the water. Unfortunately, we don't have jurisdiction if they attack other countries' ships. Pirates sent back to Puntland to be tried get 3 years in jail; pirates attacking US ships that get caught by US forces get sent to jail for life if they are lucky. If they are not lucky, they get killed. They would have to be incredibly ignorant to not quickly decide that they shouldn't fuck with US flagged ships, and attacking French vessels ain't such a good idea either! Trust me, these cowardly criminals are only going to go for the ones they know will bend over and pay up.

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  355. Re:pirate repellents by mi · · Score: 1

    Why bother with all the new 'tech' that is probably expensive, etc. And just use something known to work....a simple fucking gun?!?!?

    Many (most?) ports don't allow armed ships to enter. Having even a gun on-board will, likely, (dis)qualify. "Packing some serious heat" will definitely do...

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  356. Awesome Idea you have there.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    ...thrown in the ocean handcuffed, with a lifevest on and 20lbs of chum stuffed in his pants. Video that.

    That would probably make for a TV show that would get me back in front of a TV again, after 6 years of actively avoiding TV!

    Get some 'audience participation' going on. Let them phone/text in to vote on how many sharks and how soon the sharks come during each episode. Get the crew from MST3K to 'host' the show and provide commentary.
    It would make Millions!

    "My Pirate Chum" would be a good name for the show!

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  357. Re:pirate repellents by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reality is it's either be a pirate or die.

    What happened to the option of just pulling some fish out of the ocean and making an honest living? Last I heard there were plenty of fish in the sea.

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  358. Re Global Inequality... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    ...my aunt fanny. Have you not read the news reports? These pirates have more money, cars, and toys then you or I will have in a lifetime. If you want equality, we should be stealing from the pirates.

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  359. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are in fact thinking of doing this. It's a money-based decision, if paying ransoms is cheaper than having your helicopter security force, then they'll pay ransoms.

  360. Re:pirate repellents by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Having actually lived in Ethiopia for a month, and having talked to dozens of people there, I assure you this isn't the case.
    Having visited several other third world countries, including Honduras, Belize and Venezuela, I also almost no stealing. When I did see stealing, it was people who actually had comparatively high wealth, like having a beat up old pickup when 95% of families don't have a car.
    Similarly, in the U.S., you rarely see people stealing to feed their families. It is almost always people stealing because they are greedy and want what someone else has but don't want to work for it. These are people who consider themselves poor, but have more wealth than 80% of the rest of the world.
    I have been in the class that the United States calls poor, and I have been in the class that the United States calls rich, and now am in the class that the United States calls middle class. When I was poor, I felt the same attitude that many poor do, that the rich were somehow just given their money and didn't deserve it, nor the things that came with money. I never acted to right this perceived wrong, but I did have the attitude. Then after working my way up to rich, I realized that I had worked hard for what I had, and when people stole from me, I resented what i perceived their attitude to be, which is the same one I had when I was poor, but now having worked hard for what I had (and lost) I understood that the rich are not someone to despise for their wealth. Then I became poor again, thanks to 9/11, and now have worked my way up to middle class. I feel I understand (certain members of) the poor's attitude toward the rich, but think it is wrong.

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  361. Re:pirate repellents by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    This is not to say that every or even most poor people is a criminal, but the odds of a poor person becoming a criminal are of course higher than those of a non-poor person.
    While true as a whole that the wealthy generally are less likely to commit certain criminal acts, I for one would like to see statistics of criminal behavior broken up by even smaller brackets. For instance, I would bet that the bottom 20% of people in terms income commit fewer crimes than the 20-40% bracket. Because I believe that people who have nothing don't steal, it is people who have SOME things, but want more, and can't ever seem to get ahead enough to get it, that do the stealing.

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  362. Re:pirate repellents by Alan426 · · Score: 1

    "Is this gonna be a stand up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"
    "I just need to know one thing. Where. They. Are."

  363. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

  364. Re:pirate repellents by mjwx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt the USA would allow Chinese container ships with cannons, and sailors well-armed with lethal weapons to enter US ports.

    They don't need cannons. Rifles and pistols would probably suffice. And why would the USA care if Chinese container ships had small arms aboard ship, as long as those small arms didn't come ashore? A rifle in a weapons locker aboard ship isn't a threat to anyone.

    The problem with that (and merc's or proper military being stationed aboard ship) is that ports will not allow a ship to dock when its carrying any kind of weapon. Having to police small arms in every port is not cost effective and requires too much co-operation from the shipping companies/sailors to declare arms.

    Besides, most governments wouldnt allow it simply because they fear attack, governments remember the merchant warships from WWII and governments don't really need reasons to be paranoid. (strange how governmental memory works, armed merchantmen are forefront on their minds but they seem to forget about their lack of ability of occupy foreign lands).

    Piracy is limited to very small parts of the world so keeping firearms and/or troops on board all the time isn't cost effective. If a company keeps guns on board then they need to make sure the crew is trained to use them effectively otherwise its a waste of resources. Piracy is really limited to the Gulf of Aden and the Indian Ocean around Myanmar.

    However the real problem with the Gulf of Aden pirate situation (anyone who thinks it's just the Somali's is deluding themselves, rouges and SOF's the world over would be taking part in this, just using Somalia as a base of operation) is who is going to pay for it. A military patrol of the waters from Tanzania to Egypt and the UAE is incredibly expensive and ongoing cost. No government or corporation wants to foot the bill so we keep having this problem. Of course we could onload/offload marines around the effected area's, this would get around the nervous government problem but it fails in two ways. The most effective means of defence against pirates it to take them out before they board, a repel boarders situation is difficult and dangerous, for the crew and marines, secondly it still doesn't cover who is going to pay for it, keeping enough marines in the area on standby is going to be incredibly expensive even with a multinational effort.

    This situation could be used as a proving ground for large scale UCAV operations, unfortunately the UCAV's would need to be rushed into service which rarely turns out well in wartime and almost always goes wrong in peace time. Also, generals could oppose it, with Navy commands being notoriously conservative and Air Force commands beginning to follow suit and become reluctant to change.

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  365. Re:pirate repellents by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Two?!? One squad of US Marines is a heavily armed element; 8 or 9 M16s or M4s, a couple of grenade launchers, an M240 or M249 MG, and a bunch of AT4s (replacements for the old LAW rocket). More than enough to deal with the level of threat we're seeing in Somali waters. If the pirates want to rachet up, at least you'd have a force in place to delay them long enough to bring up the Navy.

    First thing, who is going to pay for it? Keeping an army on standby in the gulf of Aden is expensive. No government of corporation wants to foot the bill, this is the reason nothing has been done, not because we don't have the means.

    Second thing, if they're close enough to be shot, you're close enough to be shot. Ultimately having to put marines and the civilian crew of the ship in jeopardy is not the preferred option. the moment the pirates are close enough to be shot at with hand weapons the situation becomes a repel boarders exercise, except with civilian crew in the way of the marines. Too much risk of lives being lost, its far safer and far far more politically convenient if pirate vessels are taken out before they get within M240 range.

    Third thing, this will be a multinational task force, I'd trust my life to US marines, Royal Navy marines, Australians or Germans but I'd be a bit nervous about the effectiveness of Pakistani or Filipino troops. Also some nationalities would object being put under the protection of US or British troops, considering that crews are taken from many different ports and will likely complain just adds to the "political inconvenience".

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  366. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really has to be the cheapest, most effective method - so there must be some, likely political, reason that it's not being used. Much of the issue with arming crew members seems to revolve around 1) training and 2) what to do with the weapons in whatever random port the ship ends up at where weapons aren't welcome.

    From what I've heard, serious arms on board may change the classification of a merchant ship into a warship, probably with negative financial consequences. There are likely insurance consequences to boot and, as we all know, insurance companies have a stranglehold on all sorts of behaviors.

    As for water cannons and noise generators, what do you do in a merchant ship when the pirate comes on the bridge radio saying, "Turn off the motherfucking noise and water or I'll turn them off with my RPGs, which may even put you on the bottom of the sea. If I can't have your vessel and its cargo for ransom, you can't have it either. Since you're of no use to me, I don't mind sinking a couple of you as an example to the next guy who thinks of resistance."?

    Same tactics as any land-based terrorists -- Janjuweed (sp?), taliban or any random hezbollah suicide bomber -- knuckle under or die.

  367. Re:pirate repellents by Lunzo · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. I'd also add that giving guns to crew that are not trained to use them is more dangerous to their safety than not arming them. You should also consider the following question: how motivated are the crew to defend the ship? It belongs to their employer and they probably aren't getting paid enough to risk their lives defending it with violent means.

  368. Re:pirate repellents by Lunzo · · Score: 1

    Let the countries where the ships are registered defend them.

    Flags of Convenience

  369. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    In order to risk dying protecting the cargo of his employer?

    Maybe he wants to risk dying in order to save his freedom and/or life? Would you want to be a hostage and totally at the mercy of armed criminals who may kill you to make a point if your employer doesn't pony up the money they want?

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  370. Re:pirate repellents by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    and a 9mm my entire Army enlistment because of it.

    Is the 9mm really as pathetic with Hague compliant FMJ ammo as the rumors say it is? Friends of mine that deployed to Iraq came back cursing it. One of them tells a story about shooting an insurgent six times center of mass and not stopping him. I know that a lot of the older guys thought the .45 was better but that isn't an option for most units (outside of special forces) these days. I've also read that a lot of police agencies abandoned the 9mm, in spite of the fact that they are allowed to use expanding ammo.

    Were your experiences with it similar or did you find it to be sufficient?

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  371. RIAA lawyer by sdiz · · Score: 1

    should throw them a RIAA lawyer.

  372. Re:pirate repellents by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    One thing people seem to miss is that Somalia shattered because of warlords. The warlords employ the pirates and get a cut of the loot. The pirates are actually very rich by Somali standards. Hell, they're probably not poor even by first world standards either.

    E.g. see this

    http://www.boston.com/news/world/africa/articles/2009/04/11/somali_pirates_a_far_cry_from_buccaneers_of_old/

    So saying the piracy is caused by 'extreme poverty and a shattered Somalia' is really missing the point.

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  373. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

    What makes you think he isn't going to kill you anyway once he has your wallet? By pointing that gun at you, he has placed your life in mortal danger. I'd shoot the SOB as soon as I had an opening to do so.

    Because he wants your money, not because he's a rampaging serial killer. You watch too many movies.

    If you would really kill someone for taking a few of your things, then you are either 1) really poor, 2) fuming with rage, or 3) waving your e-peen around.

    Property is transitory and meaningless. Your life is all you have. Why would you risk it to get back a few measly bills and credit cards?

  374. Re:pirate repellents by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    If all these politically correct traitors would just start mass suicides, we could go back to actually helping somewhere and winning wars against the bad guys, instead of prolonging every situation because clearly identified bad guys must be respected.

    If the United States had been politically correct back in 1942, all you people would be speaking Deutsch.

    I used to think these people were a threat, but actually they aren't. When the Democrats get elected they actually have the same sort of foreign policy as the Republicans when it comes to things like dealing with pirates, dictators and other scum. It's an endearingly American mix of high principle when they can afford it and a touch of high tech ruthlessness when pushed into a corner.

    Basically the extreme left can rant and rave on the internet, and they are useful to the Democrats because they get people out to vote. However once the Dems are in office, they have no input into policy.

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  375. Re:pirate repellents by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    Also, I'm not saying *we* should pay for it all. Just trying to make a rough ballpark estimate of how much total manpower it would take to do it.

  376. Re:pirate repellents by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. If these guys were really liberation heros they'd be willing to sacrifice their personal interests for their country's.

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  377. Re:pirate repellents by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    I don't mean US marines (at least on non-US vessels). I mean some sort of armed force, mercenary or UN or whomever, paid for by the company that owns the ships.

  378. Re:pirate repellents by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Let's kill off the inbreds, and the government will prosper, and piracy will end.

    I agree with killing off the inbreds, but I think a more likely outcome will be that Somalia will stay chaotic but the remaining warlords will just tell the pirates not to attack foreign ships.

    The US can and should sink their ships and bomb their on shore bases. It can't and shouldn't get involved in trying to completely eradicate the warlords and civilize Somalia.

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  379. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you say it's needed to "...stop them from thinking that..." you clearly are speaking of all Somalis. However, all Somalis do not think this way.

    How dumb would a person sound if they assumed all the people in your geographic region were thieves because there were thieves near where you lived?

    In all honesty, the Somalis probably don't want much change besides wanting governments to leave them alone. Every attempt to establish government there just makes things worse. It tends to create a power struggle where none previously existed, and it tends to introduce weapons to the power-hungry parties.

  380. Re:pirate repellents by jcwayne · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh give me a fucking break. "Global inequality" doesn't give you the right to start holding human beings hostage for ransom money.

    No. It doesn't. It does, however, explain why it happens. A person grows up in abject poverty, and thanks to mass media's portrayal of the western world, he realizes just how much poverty he's got to deal with. He sees that there's not really anything that separates him from people in wealthier parts of the world other than what's effectively birth right. He begins to resent that relative wealth, and he begins to develop a sense of entitlement. Why shouldn't he have the same wealth that the rich have?

    That sense of entitlement is what, he feels, gives him the right to hold a person hostage demanding ransom.

    I believe the phenomenon you refer to is more commonly know as 'liberalism'.

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  381. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you provide some information regarding how the lack of government has "failed" Somalia? From what I've heard, they are doing comparatively well compared to regional nations (apparently, even despite the fishing and toxic dumping off their coasts).

    Also regarding failure due to absence of government, how many pirates have there been that have been involved in raids? How many robberies have occurred in your town tonight or in the last week? It's not as if the whole country consists of pirates.

    People seem to have somehow lost a handle on the truly small magnitude of this issue. As others have said, it would vanish if merchant ships carried a small armament. Of course, that'd leave some bad people on shore instead of in boats, but that's the same as any place.

  382. Re:pirate repellents by pla · · Score: 1

    hey idiot, read the effing posts before you reply to something. weapons are illegal on merchant ships.

    Because, y'know, pirates follow international and local law to the letter, right?

    And at what point does a 1700GPM "water canon" go from a fire suppression device to an outright weapon? How about if they freeze the water first into 50mm cylinders, that cool too (no pun intended)?

  383. Re:pirate repellents by Bl4ckJ3sus · · Score: 1

    As a former marine, I can tell you this.... Marines will sleep anywhere. I used to catch a lot of shuteye under/inside a turning CH-53e while waiting for other birds to launch. A connex box would be a luxury. And as a matter of fact, we used them for shops (workspaces) a lot of times anyway. Easy to transport, they aren't too heavy to offload via 53e/ch46, pretty roomy inside and protected from the elements. As far as food goes, MRE's are delicious and nutritious. I friggin love 'em. Even as a civilian I "procure" them whenever I can for camping and survival rats. Problem solved.

  384. Re:pirate repellents by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

    The best pirate repellent is two squads of armed marines.

    ...and it solves the problem. If you use silly string to drive off the pirates, they will probably come back and bring reinforcements--just like cockroaches.

    On the other hand, it you actually kill a few pirates, you'll actually have fewer pirates, and the remaining ones might think twice about attacking your ship.

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  385. better than hot lead by r00t · · Score: 1

    phosphorous

    depleted uranium

    VX

    sarin

    mustard gas

    ebola

  386. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm reminded of the adage that "if it's worth shooting, it's worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap."

    And ammo and weapons would most definitely be MUCH CHEAPER that all this "repellent" nonsense, unless your preferred repellent comes in 5.56x45mm -- or better yet 7.62x51mm, or best of all, .50BMG. Ahh, the memories of "Ma Deuce"...

  387. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

    I believe they are referring to ship armaments and not say handguns, rifles or other personal weaponry.

    If you want to get technical then saving your own ass by shooting back at the pirates is not an 'exercise' or 'practice', it's the real deal. Life or death.

    I'm sure things like electrified fences, water cannons and superlube all over the surface of the ship might help but the only thing to stop a truly determined pirate is a lead slug.

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  388. rifles and pistols not the best on a ship by r00t · · Score: 1

    Get a 12-guage semi-auto with 00 buckshot.

    Bonus: very large magazine, pistol grip, and sawed off

  389. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by fyrewulff · · Score: 1

    The 2nd amendment applies to foreigners on US soil as well doesnt it? So whats the problem? I dont see any.

    Unfortunately a lot of people these days forget about that small but important detail.

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  390. Re:pirate repellents by u38cg · · Score: 1
    I wish it were so simple. The sheer quantity of shipping in that part of the world makes their collective defence extremely difficult - do you realise how much money outfitting every single merchant vessel with the kind of hardware you are talking about would be?. In addition, the pirates can and do match whatever levels of defensive force the ships can provide. These are people that routinely think they can go toe-to-toe with naval vessels - an untrained sailor with a light machine gun is going to be of little use. Bear in mind that nine times out of ten, the first the ship's crew knows of the pirates is their smiley, happy faces clambering over the rail.

    All that said, I do agree with you in general. The kind of measures TFA talks about are band-aids - what is needed (easier said than done, perhaps) is to stop the profitability of the pirating business. The first and most important thing that has to happen is companies *must* stop paying ransoms for their ships and crews. If necessary, sink the damned ships. But the flow of money has to be stopped and stopped for good. A more co-ordinated and effective naval mission would be an ideal adjunct in the mean time, but again the size and number of vessels to be protected make effective policing a hard problem. The most effective solution is stopping the money.

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  391. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

    I was going to say the same thing. A ship is only armed if it has a gun. ie a mounted .50 cal or something. But crews *are* often armed. Especially around Africa. Most countries have rules with personal arms when entering territorial waters. In NZ you must tell them what you have and have them secured. Then the Police will check and either secure them further and return them when leaving or accept the current arrangements.

    One Vessel got a sound bite on the news once when they even had rocket launchers! It was stressed that having arms was not uncommon, and perfectly legal, just they had never seen so much on one ship.

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  392. Re:pirate repellents by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    The fishing boats are already armed, they have anti aircraft guns and assorted other weaponary which is why the pirates don't attack them so much any more. I'm not sure many other countries have this particular problem and if they did I suspect the method other countries would use to deal with it would be send warships to sort out the fishing vessels.

    Obviously Somalia doesn't have any warships and Somali fishermen are not capable of dealing with anti aircraft armed fishing raiders yet so they have decided to tax vessels moving through their waters in order to earn enough money to buy an effective counter to the armed fishing raiders. This is a perfectly acceptable international practice with a long pedigree since at least Elizabethan times if not longer.

  393. Re:pirate repellents by moonbender · · Score: 1

    If you're rooting for them, you have to realize that most of the shipping there goes INTO Africa.

    Um, no. Most of the shipping off the coast of Somalia and in the Gulf of Aden goes to the Suez canal and on to Europe (or the other way). I'm too lazy to search for actual figures, but I'm sure only a small fraction of the goods is intended for Somalia, or even Africa.

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  394. Re:pirate repellents by moonbender · · Score: 1

    People dying?

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  395. Re:pirate repellents by moonbender · · Score: 1

    Since you seem to think that people shooting at and killing one another is an entertaining show, I think it's you who has watched too much TV.

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  396. Re:pirate repellents by arethuza · · Score: 1
    "I say thank you America for removing the crazy Austrian".

    Wasn't it the Soviets who captured Berlin and did the bulk of the fighting against the Nazis? Also, the UK did a pretty decent job of defeating the invasion attempts there.

    What the Allied invasion of continential Europe probably did prevent was complete Soviet rather than Nazi domination of the continent (and possibly of the UK as well).

  397. Re:pirate repellents by TOGSolid · · Score: 1

    Is chicken a la king still the best of the MRE bunch? It's been a long while since I've had a MRE (I'm a military brat).
    Anyhooo, I have no doubt that you guys could easily sleep damn near anywhere, after all you guys are Marines. It still is important to get the non-military people thinking about the more 'human' aspects of the logistics behind stationing a squad or two of Marines on board a civvy ship.
    Conex boxes on a cargo container ship while secured well, have been known to get accidently 'float tested' so there's the safety aspect there (not to mention the 'oh shit' moment of realizing all your gear is now being inspected by the local marine life). On an oil tanker, you guys would have to find somewhere below the main deck to camp out on (not to mention the potential hazard of shooting guns on the main deck where not even smoking is allowed), so on and so forth.
    People tend to forget about all the ancillary stuff when discussing things like this.

  398. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    "You get what you pay for"

    You pay millions TO pirates and get millions OF pirates.

  399. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Why would you risk it to get back a few measly bills and credit cards?

    Who said I wanted to risk it to get back my credit cards? I really don't care about my property. I do care about my life though. If he pulls a knife and keeps his distance I'm not going to argue with him. He can have the wallet -- my property isn't worth taking a human life. But if he pulls a gun or tries to get close enough with the aforementioned knife to use it then it's a different animal altogether. Someone pointing a gun at you represents a mortal threat to your life. Assuming that they are only interested in your wallet seems pretty foolish to me. It's not a video game -- you don't get a do-over if he pulls that trigger.

    If you would really kill someone for taking a few of your things

    I wouldn't kill someone for my things. I would kill them for threatening to take my life, which they are clearly doing if they point a firearm at me. It's the same with the house. If I came home and discovered that my house was being robbed I'd leave and call the police. But if they come into my house when I'm home I'm not going to assume that they are only there to steal my property. I'm going to resist them with every means at my disposal.

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  400. Re:Or more detailed reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we send a line of B-52s in and turn the entire Somali coastline into a parking lot? Or maybe we could change 18th century treaties to deal with real-world realities.

  401. Re:pirate repellents by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    I haven't set foot in the US since 2001, actually, and I've never called it my home. I've lived in Europe and the Americas, and spent a lot of time travelling in some of the poorer parts of the world, including countries where US citizens are not allowed to go, like Cuba. In places that are less US-friendly, they don't see the US as a land of opportunity, they see it as an imperialist power trying to extend its influence over people who don't want it.

    And why do I need to keep repeating myself when people take a statement about criminals and extend it to a generalization about everybody who lives in poverty? Did you actually read what's been said? Nowhere does it say that this sense of entitlement extends to the general populace. Not once. Because it doesn't. It applies to the people actually committing the piracy.

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  402. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very well put! I also spent a month in Ethiopia while traveling through and found the same sort of thing. I was in Africa for almost three years, and again, found the same sort of thing generally. Americans are so ego-centric they find it hard to believe that "others" can be human, yet I found the people of Africa to be MORE human than most Americans. I felt like a great burden had been removed soon after moving there, only to have that burden return when I returned (for higher education.) I can hardly wait to get back out of this country (USA).

  403. Re:pirate repellents by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    Quite the opposite where I live. One guy actually did go to trial for shooting someone from his balcony that was breaking into his car and killed him. The jury acquitted him.

    I've heard of cops helping a home owner out by dragging the body of a shot thief that somehow made it out the door, so that it would look better in the photos for the crime scene for the homeowner.

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  404. Squirrel Barriers. by Gonzodoggy · · Score: 1

    Why not just weld a one inch thick, five foot wide chunk of metal all the way around the ship, along with a rounded three to five foot diameter tube along the rails to prevent grapples from finding a purchase?

  405. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    The Soviets wasted 500'000 of their soldiers as cannon fodder just to rush a capture of Berlin before the US.

    As an inhabitant of the former Eastern Germany, I'm not thankful to the Soviets for "liberating" my half of the country, because they just replaced brown shirts with red flags.

    Maybe the Soviets would have captured the whole continent, maybe the Germans would have captured the whole Soviet Union, nobody knows.

  406. all I know... by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    I"ve said it before and I'll say it again, women and seamen don't mix!

  407. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Ha! That's an excellent way of viewing it!!

    Now if only we'd apply that to our own out of control government... :/

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  408. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by nomadic · · Score: 1

    What makes you think he isn't going to kill you anyway once he has your wallet? By pointing that gun at you, he has placed your life in mortal danger. I'd shoot the SOB as soon as I had an opening to do so.

    Statistics. The vast majority of times when that situation occurs, the mugger walks away after getting the wallet.

    I suppose you can shoot someone as they walk away, but I don't really think my wallet is worth a life, even a mugger's.

  409. Re:pirate repellents by Loquis · · Score: 1

    This is what one of them thinks about fishing

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8010061.stm

  410. Re:pirate repellents by phlinn · · Score: 1

    There is a correlation between the two. Which way does the correlation run? Is there a third common cause? If you can't think of how crime could lead to poverty instead of the other way, then you really haven't thought about it much. Short term thinking is a potential common cause, but could also arguably also be triggered by both conditions. That's just three linked effects.

    I'm extremely suspicious of any claim to have identified the true root cause of any social issue.

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  411. Re:pirate repellents by megawump · · Score: 0

    A few observations: There are thousands of vessels in the danger zone at any given time, several times that many heading into or out of it as well. That would require perhaps over a hundred thousand marines, mercenaries, whatever, to be aboard ships from port to port to provide coverage for each one that passes through the area. Merchant vessels are prohibited by international treaty from being armed. So far, the pirates have not executed any hostages (except when a rescue is taking place). If the force equation tilts upward, they may begin to kill instead of capture. Untrained seamen are not likely to provide coordinated, effective resistance with light weapons. Cost/benefit analysis has thus far not driven the shippers to change the situation. Why would a government assume the huge cost of effectively protecting an entire region when only a small percentage of ships traversing it are under its flag? No easy answers here.

  412. Your argument is kind of silly. by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Marines cost to feed and shelter anywhere you put them so you might as well assign them to ships that are likely to be boarded and let them get some work in.

    Right, because there are lots of Marines sitting around with not much to do right now. In reality, doing this with any significant number of ships would require us to, you know, hire more Marines.

    Not to mention the fact that the vast majority of merchant shipping is not US-flagged, so we'd have to get permission from countries like Panama and Liberia, who are not necessarily all that interested in hosting US troops. Plus you'd need to get buy-in from the shipping companies (and more importantly, their insurers, who are not going to be too interested in exposing themselves to wrongful death lawsuits). Finally, your plan either sticks the US taxpayer with the bill, or forces us to try to recover costs from the shipping company... and most of them think it's cheaper to just accept the losses.

    We have plenty of them, they are easily replicated to a point, and can be rapidly sent wherever they're needed.

    No, no, and no. We don't have plenty of them, and the ones we have are already kind of busy. I submit to you that pirates are a lot cheaper to replicate than Marines, as the pirates don't need any particular training, whereas Marines do. And getting a bunch of Marines sent to the ships in question is a logistical challenge that you obviously don't appreciate.

    There's a whole lot of mindless "let's just kill 'em all" spouting off going on around here. I used to do maritime security for a living, and I can promise you that this problem is a lot harder than people think it is.

  413. Re:WTF? JUST KILL THEM! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Statistics. The vast majority of times when that situation occurs, the mugger walks away after getting the wallet.

    I'm not going to place my future survival on statistics.

    I suppose you can shoot someone as they walk away, but I don't really think my wallet is worth a life, even a mugger's.

    Why would you shoot him if he's walking away and no longer poses a threat to you?

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  414. Simple solution by toyotabedzrock · · Score: 1

    Put three marines on each ship with 3 shoulder fired rockets. Its a lot less expensive than building additional ships and wasting gas sailing around the area. You just set up areas where the ships stop to allow the marines aboard and a place to let them off.

  415. Re:pirate repellents by Swordsmanus · · Score: 1

    Don't judge the effectiveness of months-long operations by one battle. General Anthony Zinni ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Zinni )had quite a bit of experience with the US operations in Somalia and he firmly believed that the US armed forces were capable of stabilizing the region with a unified and recognized Somali government (opposed to territorial warlords), but they were ordered to leave by President Clinton prematurely. You may want to read his memoirs to get a more detailed view of how things went down there, including the Somali politics!

  416. Re:pirate repellents by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

    Many countries will not allow armed ships to dock. Having guns on board does in fact count. Most shipping companies don't want the hassle.

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  417. Re:pirate repellents by ultranova · · Score: 1

    They feel they're entitled to it, and they're driven by greed. Can you offer a better explanation of why piracy still happens?

    Certainly. There is a number of valuable, poorly guarded targets passing through an area with lots of people but no functioning government. Consequently, the oddball psychopaths, fortune hunters, and other assorted scum see an opportunity floating past them, ripe for the picking.

    It has nothing to do with poverty - the pirates are rich enough to be able to afford boats and guns - and everything to do with opportunity.

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  418. Holy jeebus, you people drive me nuts by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Opposition to armed resistance against piracy isn't driven by bleeding-heartism... it's driven by freakin' practicality. Some food for thought:

    • These ships are non-US-flagged, and are manned by Pakistanis, Greeks, Ecuadoreans, and a bunch of other folks who are paid subminimum wage. They have no training in operating weapons - they'd be more of a danger to themselves than the pirates. Training would be expensive and have to be done repeatedly to maintain proficiency, and so far, the shipping companies (and Lloyds) think it's cheaper to just accept the losses and avoid possible lawsuits by alleged pirates. Not to mention the fact that said crewmembers don't have any particular incentive to resist, as they're likely to get killed if they do, and not very likely to get held for ransom if they don't (everyone already knows they don't have any money - this is why the crew of Maersk Alabama got let go, but not the captain). So the most likely outcome there is that the crew is going to drop their weapons anyway.
    • Private security companies a la Blackwater would be only too happy to provide professional security... at a very, very high price. Again, it's cheaper to just accept the losses.
    • Finally, you could put armed marines or sailors onboard, but that has its own set of problems... lots of ports are not real interested in accepting ships with troops embarked. You'd have to get permission from both the homeport country's government (typically Liberia or Panama) to put troops on their ships, which can be difficult. You'd also have to get the shipping company (and again, Lloyds) to buy in. And finally, you're sticking the taxpayer with the bill for providing this service, or collecting from the shipper. The shippers are still finding it cheaper to accept the losses.

    This is not to say that I'm particularly in favor of non-lethal means, as they're even less practical than lethal means. I read an article not long ago in which a ship had actually contracted with a private security company to repel pirates. They were "armed" with LRAD, among other things. After being hit with LRAD, the pirates shot up the ship with RPGs, and the security force jumped over the side. Pirates 1, private security 0.

    While I was in the reserves, I was the CO of a maritime security squadron that did exactly this kind of thing. People need to understand that unlike in the movies, not every problem can be solved by applying more force. The real solution is probably some combination of convoying/sticking to defined shipping routes, so that naval forces can escort commercial ships; and cleanup of the situation ashore in Somalia.

  419. Re:pirate repellents by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    But the area in which these problems are occurring seems to be relatively small, compared to the entire trip these ships are taking. Why wouldn't it be reasonable to drop off 10-15 marines/mercenaries at a point before they get close enough for pirates to be a threat, and pick them up on the other side. You'd think that it would be getting cheaper than just buying insurance on the cargo pretty soon.

    The key word is "relatively". Sure, it's relatively small compared to the Indian Ocean... but it's still thousands of square miles. And to transfer the troops to the ship means you need to keep track of all the merchant vessels - and with dozens of them transiting in every direction, all the time, that's a lot harder than you think. You then need to either have a troop transport rendezvous with them before they enter the danger zone - so they can transfer the troops via small boat - or have a helicopter rendezvous with them to lower the troops one by one to the deck of the merchant (you typically can't land on them). This is difficult and expensive to do.

    The fact that these steps have not been taken must mean that the chances of any one ship being taken are still small enough that most companies can afford to take the risk.

    You're hitting the nail on the head. Piracy's much in the news these days, but it's still cheaper to just take the losses, at least for now.

  420. Oh, riiighht. by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    You know, contrary to the liberal hype, firearms are NOT that difficult to use properly. US Army basic training includes an grand total of three weeks basic rifle marksmanship. Frankly, I could take a willing subject and teach them the basics in an afternoon.

    Frankly, this is fucking ridiculous. You can do in an afternoon what the Army takes three weeks to accomplish? Sure you can.

    I'll tell you what - you let me know which ships are being protected by your single-afternoon-trained troops... so I can stay off of them. They'll be more of a danger to themselves than to the pirates.

  421. You don't understand merchant shipping by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    A one or two week training course in weapon skills and combat tactics (which are at least as important as the weapon skills), would give the sailors a huge advantage over the untrained pirates.

    There is no freakin' way you're going to be able to assemble the crew of a merchant ship and give them a couple weeks of weapons training. These guys are picked up all over the world, from places like Pakistan, Greece, or the Philippines. They have no training in anything, and mostly likely they don't all even speak the same language.

    What's more, the crewmembers have no incentive to actually resist - it makes it much more likely that they'll be killed, and the crew is hardly ever targeted for kidnapping (there's no money in it) - it's mostly the comparatively well-off officers who are nabbed.

    My suggestion would be having a few designated marksmen (the best shooters on the ship) with a semi-auto .308 with a good scope for long range engagements. If they can hit one or two pirates before they board, the pirates will probably turn around. The rest of the firearms-trained crew should have something like UMP-45 submachine guns, which are a much better choice in close quarters. Of course all of these weapons should be locked up (unless they have an armed patrol), until a threat is discovered. With modern detection equipment, they should have plenty of time to muster and equip themselves.

    You're making my head spin. Navy SEALs practice for freakin' years trying make sniper shots at sea... on a rolling, pitching ship, your random deckhand is not going to have a prayer of making a shot like that. And "modern detection equipment"? Like what, a pirate detector? All those ships have are very basic search radars, and if you sent out the security force every time you got a contact, you'd literally never do anything else. Radar can't tell you if a contact is a pirate, just that there's a boat out there. And in coastal regions like this there are a shitload of boats out there.

    1. Re:You don't understand merchant shipping by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

      There is no freakin' way you're going to be able to assemble the crew of a merchant ship and give them a couple weeks of weapons training.
      Most US flagged ships have a primarily US crew, especially in the critical roles. I never suggested giving every guy on the boat a firearm, just the ones with the training. Eventually having anti-pirate certification would become a premium skill that would make a crewman more valuable.

      These guys are picked up all over the world, from places like Pakistan, Greece, or the Philippines. They have no training in anything, and mostly likely they don't all even speak the same language.
      If they have no training in anything, how are they going to be useful on a ship? And if they can't speak the same language, how are they going to do their jobs properly?
      Try to avoid the ridiculous exaggerations in the future.

      What's more, the crewmembers have no incentive to actually resist - it makes it much more likely that they'll be killed, and the crew is hardly ever targeted for kidnapping (there's no money in it) - it's mostly the comparatively well-off officers who are nabbed.
      You're right, nobody has ever risked his life for the promise of financial gain. Shipping companies would never be able to convince sailors to fight back (saving the shipping company money) by offering them financial incentives.

      You're making my head spin. Navy SEALs practice for freakin' years trying make sniper shots at sea... on a rolling, pitching ship, your random deckhand is not going to have a prayer of making a shot like that.
      Firstly, no, they do not. They spend years learning a multitude of skills, including shooting from ship to ship. Secondly, there's a difference between making coordinated kills in a sneak attack and firing a high powered rifle at boat full of pirates. One moderately skilled guy with a good semi-auto .308 could kill or wound enough pirates at 500 yards to destroy their morale and make them flee. Or a .50BMG mounted on the railing could fire enough rounds into the oncoming boat to wound or kill most of the crew and sink the boat. Again it's all about making your ship a costlier target than the undefended ship behind you.

      And "modern detection equipment"? Like what, a pirate detector? All those ships have are very basic search radars, and if you sent out the security force every time you got a contact, you'd literally never do anything else. Radar can't tell you if a contact is a pirate, just that there's a boat out there.
      Sophisticated radar, long range cameras, satellite photography, remote control aircraft with cameras. Is that modern enough for you? Once the costs of piracy are high enough, spending money on this stuff becomes the cheaper alternative.
      Here's a simple set of rules:
      Is there another boat nearby? If so, determine its heading.
      Is the boat on a possible intercept course? If so, consider it a possible threat and send out the RC drone (or call for satellite recon).
      Does the boat answer a hail? Is it a local coast guard or other legitimate contact? If not, consider it a more serious threat.
      Is the boat manned by armed thugs? If so, give them a verbal warning.
      Are they still coming? If so, fire a warning shot.
      Are they still coming? If so, open fire.
      They don't have to muster the full crew just because they spot a boat. They can have the recon and communications guys handle the contact beyond 1000 yards, have the marksmen handle the contact between 500 and 1000 yards, and begin a full muster if a contact gets within 500 yards.

      And in coastal regions like this there are a shitload of boats out there.
      I don't know where your "this" is, but most shipping either takes place in open seas with no other boats for miles, or in a coastal area with security. There are a few areas, like the Red Sea or the ocean around Indonesia & Malaysia that are unsafe and close to land, which are really the only regions to worry about. Maybe you're too lazy to pay more attention in a high risk area, but most people are not.

  422. Oh, yeah, that'd be cost-effective by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Just to buy the gun would be millions of dollars. Probably a million more to install it. The sailor is going to cost a $150k a year or so.

    People ought to think about what they're saying. Oh, right, this is Slashdot.

  423. Another armchair warrior by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Just to get this out of the way, I'm a retired Navy officer with 20 years experience, much of it at sea, and one tour as the CO of a maritime security squadron... we did this stuff for a living.

    Your post is bunk. At the risk of repeating a bunch of stuff that's already been said:

    • Merchant sailors are not capable and have no incentive to effectively repel pirates, no matter how you arm them. Training would be prohibitively difficult and expensive.
    • Mercenaries are astronomically expensive - it is not cost-effective to protect shipping this way.
    • Providing US troops for security is administratively difficult, as most of the shipping is not US flagged, so you need permission from host countries like Liberia or Panama. It also puts the cost burden on the US taxpayer... and it's expensive.
    • Convoying is somewhat more likely to work, but is also expensive and a pain in the ass for shippers... which is why it isn't being done now.

    But I guess it's more fun to spout macho bullshit than it is to actually think about the problem and discuss solutions that might actually be practical.

    1. Re:Another armchair warrior by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      So - it - all - boils - down - to - money.

      Hmmmm.

      "Millions for defense but not one penny for tribute" Rep. Robert Goodloe Harper chairman of the committee on ways and means in Congress, on June 18, 1798

      Mercenaries may be astronomically expensive, but what about paying tribute? You don't think that eventually, there comes a break even point?

      When will the tribute end, if it isn't ended forcibly?

      Convoying is a pain in the ass, of course. But, isn't paying tribute?

      Macho bullshit? It's the macho bullshit that I learned under the leadership of United States Naval officers and petty officers.

      Practically speaking, when we feared for the safety of our ship or crew, we answered with guns, then sought guidance from Washington. Guns first, radio second.

      And, I would like to address the training of those merchant crews. The crew of the Maersk Alabama seemed to be moderately competent, wouldn't you say? Had those individuals in that crew had weapons, I dare say none of them would have shot themselves in the foot, and they would have repelled a boatload of half-assed ragtag pirates.

      There are plenty of almost convincing arguments NOT TO ARM merchant mariners - from other countries. American merchant mariners stand apart, IMHO. Being American, a lot of them grew up with weapons - a lot like sailors in the Navy. At age 19, before any naval training, I was more than competent with a rifle.

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  424. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Yes indeed, the practice does have a long pedigree... and in keeping with it being a form of national natural selection, we had a name for nations that didn't cut it:

    Colonies.

    Actually, I'm not so sure that isn't a viable solution.

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  425. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I heard there were plenty of fish in the sea.

    Apparently you missed the posts that mention about over-fishing by non-Somolis and the illegal garbage dumping. Of course none of this excuses turning to piracy! I'm just saying that there probably aren't a plenty of fish in that patch of sea right now.

  426. Re:pirate repellents by rts008 · · Score: 1

    No more entertaining than watching a 'Master Craftsman' at work, which I can appreciate. While pirates may still be human beings, 'people' implies a certain willingness to accept and work within society's bounds, which pirates do not. I consider them 'targets', not 'people'.

    I don't watch any TV, btw. so it would be difficult to watch too much of it.

    That should clear it up for you.

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  427. Re:pirate repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    navy seals: kills pirates dead!

  428. What the hell? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    Why are you guys so against pirates.
    Those guys are reversing global warming!

    I say we need MORE pirates!
    *dons appropriate gear, heads off to get more booty*

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  429. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Per what I've read about post-WW2 East Germany, yeah, the Soviets did the people no favours, just switched the chain from your right arm to your left arm. :(

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  430. Re:pirate repellents by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    How do guns get shipped from one country to another in large bundles? One at a time?

  431. Re:pirate repellents by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Depends on what kind of deal. Sometimes the Navy moves them.

    Normally with "White" deals all parties are told before hand, conditions are agreed upon, security is arranged and so on and the transfer happens within the bounds of the laws of the source and destination. With "grey" deal, the dock masters are just paid off and the arms is moved quietly, I'll let your imagination fill in what happens with "black" deals. Ships carrying Arms to be traded legally don't may not even dock at the same port as regular cargo ships, when arms are being shiped the authorities will inventory every one before allowing them to be traded.

    Most nations have rules that apply to arms shipments, few nations prohibit arms shipments completely but most will regulate them for safety and taxation. Moving large arms shipments is completely different to allowing every ship to carry small arms into port.

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  432. Re:pirate repellents by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    OK, have a more relevant example.

    I doubt US authorities would be happy when a small, elderly cargo ship full of Saudi Arabian crew with high powered assault rifles turns up in a major civil port.

    Currently the laws of the sea make it quite clear that carrying weapons is a no-no, making it easy for US authorities (and the rest) to make policy without having to make snap (and probably unfair) judgements. Scrap those laws, you've scrapped the easiest way of policing your ports.

    After all, who wants to be the port official who has to announce the new policy- "Guns allowed, whites only"?

  433. Re:pirate repellents by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    East Germany (the GDR) actually was much better than the German Reich before, but still an awfully totalitarian society.

    The GDR had The One Party, dangerous secret police above all laws, state-owned everything, state-controlled arts and education, disappearing dissidents, political justice, a large army, bellicose rhetoric and of course the hallmark of socialism worldwide: scarcity of everything else.

    But other than that, they had enough edibles, bearable housing, no Holocaust and no wars. Unfortunately that's why people around here indulge in "Eastalgia" time and again, because when seen against the backdrop of Nazi Germany, most other dictatorships look terribly weak. Maybe when compared to the Black Death, cancer doesn't seem so bad.

    Anyway, without an unyielding and definetly unfriendly Reagan, the expensive arms race, and maybe the aftermath of Chernobyl, a sensible Gorbatchev may have never come to power.

    Maybe it's time to remember again what effects Chamberlain had on the Nazis and compare them to the impression Churchill made.

  434. Re:pirate repellents by Reziac · · Score: 1

    It's good to hear about this from someone who lives there and remembers their country's history.

    My impression of the GDR gov't (myself being old enough to remember the Iron Curtain and what it meant) was that they didn't play fair even by the "rules" of totalitarianism -- exactly as you describe. Nothing and no one was safe. I wish more Americans would remember, and fight against our own slide into socialism. But because we don't have jackbooted thugs roaming the streets, too many people just don't see where it goes, nor remember what we fought against in the past. Reagan must be spinning in his grave.

    My German friends have spoken of this "Eastalgia" with horror, as they watch its influence eroding united Germany's freedoms. And as Germany goes, so goes the rest of Europe, or so it has been historically.

    It occurs to me that in today's world, there might not BE any capacity for breaking loose once socialism and oppression get into power, as (lacking outright attacks) there is not enough incentive to go to war against it, nor any great statesman like Reagan, who can get an unbalanced gov't hoist by its own petard.

    The fact that we've chosen to appease pirates rather than blow them out of the water speaks to that.

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  435. Re:pirate repellents by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    Important points you should factor into your strange idea that this not feasible. a.) The area doesn't matter if you're putting marines on the ships themselves. b.) You don't have to put marines on all the ships. Just a majority of the ships. c.) Contrary to what you appear to believe the United States is not he only country on earth that has "Marines". d.) I don't know any other way to make this clear to you and you can't seem to get it through your head. Marines are getting paid whether they are on assignment or sitting around the barracks fucking your mother. Sure they get increased pay for the former (and maybe should for the latter) but this is not going to be an exceptionally expensive enterprise where salary and benefits are concerned. Add up the cost of operating "x" number of naval vessels in these waters and then compare it to the cost of Marine detachments from many nations boarding (and getting off of) these ships at points in the Red Sea, along the Arabian peninsula, and in Kenya. Then look at how many more ships can be covered and pirates engaged and permanently retired. Then try and work out how many years you're going to be doing either approach taking into account the rate we're shutting them down today. You need to go back to programing and playing counterstrike or something and I need to quit arguing with a stupid nerd about something I understand and he clearly does not.

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  436. Re:pirate repellents by lamapper · · Score: 1

    perhaps its time for you to move to a more sane area, no way am I going to wait for anything if someone breaks down my door.

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  437. Re:pirate repellents by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

    it is a choice you have to make, i suppose. if you live near the city center where there are things to do, then you are within walking distance of slums and people with nothing to lose. i can't afford to, nor do i want to, move out to the cookie-cutter suburbs where there is nothing but chain restaurants and strip malls. statistically the chance of my place being the one with its door kicked in are pretty low, but if it does happen i want more than a frying pan in my hand.

  438. Re:pirate repellents by MrResistor · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking along the same lines...

    Why bother with all the new 'tech' that is probably expensive, etc. And just use something known to work....a simple fucking gun?!?!?

    Liability.

    Shooting a Somali pirate may or may not be a crime, depending on circumstances. Shooting a Somali fisherman definitely is. How do you know which one that boat coming toward you is?

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  439. Re:pirate repellents by ksheff · · Score: 1

    without significant risk to the vessel and the people unloading it

    According to people that I know that have been to Africa, the same could be said for something as simple as driving on the roads. A 'Rover may be made to only fit 8 people, but it doesn't stop someone from putting 16 inside, another 10 on top, and driving like a bat of out Hell. :)

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  440. Re:pirate repellents by fusion9290991 · · Score: 1

    The attitude that everyone in the third world resents everyone in the first world and is willing to set aside their morals to attain material wealth is ignorant and potentially racist.
    Agreed, but I disagree on one point: It's maybe potentially classist, but not potentially racist. You get rich black/yellow/green/sky-blue-pink people in non-third-world countries too. These days a lot of people are too peecee and are ready to play the race card too quickly; usually due to the misconception that all whites=haves and all blacks=have-nots.

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