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  1. Re:Unimpressed ! on Tech Czar Unimpressed With US IT Workforce · · Score: -1

    Truth hurts- doesn't it, basement virgin?

  2. Re:Quick everyone... on NASA Making Plans To Save the Earth · · Score: -1
    Power is anything but cheap, especially in space.

    A decent ion engine, such as the one which powered Deep Space 1, required most of the spacecraft's 2.4 kW of power, and that was to get a 500kg craft around.

    Ion drive thrust increases with power input. So, in order to move an asteroid about within our lifetimes you're probably going to need several football fields of panels, not to mention either a large number of actual engines, or a new breed of them. (And try getting all that to the asteroid in the first place).

    The whole benefit of ion engines is that you require less fuel on your spacecraft due to higher isp. If you can figure out how to use materials on the asteroid for chemical rockets, do it.. if you don't, you're still going to be pushing that mass with an ion engine anyway.

  3. Hey. Asshole: on China Reinstates Wikipedia Ban · · Score: -1

    Ching chang ching cheng ching chang ching chong fuckface.

  4. Re:ID10T5 on Are College Students Techno Idiots? · · Score: -1

    I know what group you're in. Do you know what group you're in?

  5. LOL on Star Wars Virgin Takes the Plunge · · Score: -1

    hear fucking hear

  6. Re:Open source at it's finest on Linux Kernel Goes Real-Time · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck you, shithead

  7. Re:Keep it simple ... on Firefox Accepting Feature Suggestions for Version 3 · · Score: -1

    Fuck you, asshole.

  8. A curse on A Look Inside Citizendium · · Score: -1
    Slashdot user, I curse thee: may thou remainest as unpopular as thou was in high-school. may thou only be able to find jobs, of service sector, that are unpleasant and degrading. may thou remainest a virgin forever, or failing that, may thou experience sexual relations only sporadically, monogamously, and with a partner of considerable girth but lax hygeine standards.

    I think it's working!

  9. Re:We saw it coming?? on The Future of ReiserFS · · Score: -1

    Hey fuckface, don't change the subject title.

  10. Re:Including "innovation" is dangerous. on Comprehensive Projection of World Oil Exports · · Score: -1

    I didn't know Big Oil recruited shills from ITT Tech. Shouldn't you be learning which end of a soldering iron to hold?

  11. Re:Worrisome? on Comprehensive Projection of World Oil Exports · · Score: -1
    Probably because it's easier than predicting how technological innovation

    Banking your future on someone unknown "innovation" is as stupid as believing in God.

  12. Re:If this is true on North Korea Says It Has Conducted Nuclear Test · · Score: -1, Troll
    Uh...

    Knock that shit off right now.

  13. Re:Fads end, but technologies remain. on Will the iPod Ever Die? · · Score: 0
    Certainly the obnoxiously rich teenagers of the world will move on and find a new status symbol to demonstrate how much money mommy and daddy have

    No amount of weeping and gnashing-of-teeth will change the fact that you're just a bitter, nobody, have-not.

    :-)

  14. Re:Still far to go on Games As the Great Unifier · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Mods: Overrated is not short for "I'm going to disagree with you using my points". If you want to disagree, then post.

    You know, you're just asking to get modded down(unfairly) with a sig like that. On the rare occasions I've had points of my own, I've used them to penalize people who I disagreed with. I've even downmodded someone just for having any whiny signature similar to yours.

    ^__^

  15. Re:"This story is currently under construction." on UnBox Calls Home, A Lot · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck you, shithead.

  16. Re:Oh, come on! on Virginia Spammers Go To Jail, And Pay For It · · Score: 0
    existing computer-hacking laws

    Fixed that for you, dorkus.

  17. Re:Cued up... on DRM Hole Sets Patch Speed Record For Microsoft · · Score: 0

    LOL @ fat nerds with goatees.

  18. HAHA... on Radio Shack E-Fires 400 Workers · · Score: 5, Funny

    0wned!

  19. Re:"I'll run Linux!" on A Working Economy Without DRM? · · Score: 1

    Hear, hear!

  20. Re:Wow, that's an interesting take... on Geologists Angry About New 'Pluton' Definition · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck linux.

  21. Re:Smart is one thing... on Goldfish Smarter Than Dolphins · · Score: 1
    Fucking, goldfish, dude.

    Go read a book or smoke a joint.

    Jesus.

  22. Re:Umm ... on First Phase of AIDS Vaccine Trials Successful · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    we've had a way to completely control this infection for about 20 years now; it's called abstainence.

    *snrk* hahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahahahaahahaahahahahah ahahaahaahahahahahahaahaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaah ahahahahaahahahahahahaaaahahahaahahahhahahahahahha hahahhhaaaahahahahaaahaahaahahahahaha...

    You lose :)

  23. Re:DORMITORIES = No sex life and no family life on Apple Admits to Occasional Excessive Work Hours · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Imagine yourself working 12 hours a day in a factory and sleeping in a dormitory in the same fucking factory! No intimacy, no sex life, no love, no children, no family life,...now dare tell me this is not a soulless slave life!!! And at the same time you enjoy your ipod.

    Dude, those things are great! I can fit like 2000 songs on mine, and everything's categorized to my liking. I have one of the newer photo ones, with a sweet 220x176-pixel LCD display. It can receive photos from my digital camera, or I can hook it up to my TV(!) and make slideshows. Although all I have right now are a bunch of pictures of my dog. LOL.

    Did you buy one of those sleeves for yours? I heard they scratched easily so I bought a blue one for mine.

  24. Re:Won't work on Can a Gaming Cafe be Successful? · · Score: 1
    Hell, the game I play almost 24/7 (see sig) requires only a browser. I can play it on a Pentium 1 with dial up just fine. What are you offering that the average personal doesn't already have?

    LOL. How about games that aren't crap? But I guess you have to take what you get when you're working 20 hours a week at Best Buy.

    :)

  25. Re:You all have it wrong! on The Technology of Drug Prohibition · · Score: 1

    Don't change the subject title.