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Are College Students Techno Idiots?

ict_geek writes "Are college students techno idiots? Despite the inflammatory headline, Inside Higher Ed asks an interesting question. The article refers to a recent study by ETS, which analyzed results from 6,300 students who took its ICT Literacy Assessment. The findings show that students don't know how to judge the authoritativeness or objectivity of web sites, can't narrow down an overly broad search, and can't tailor a message to a particular audience. Yikes. According to the article: 'when asked to select a research statement for a class assignment, only 44 percent identified a statement that captured the assignment's demands. And when asked to evaluate several Web sites, 52 percent correctly assessed the objectivity of the sites, 65 percent correctly judged for authority, and 72 percent for timeliness. Overall, 49 percent correctly identified the site that satisfied all three criteria.'" If they are, they're not the only ones.

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  1. Clearly this is posted by ... by guysmilee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly this is posted by one of the studies subjects :-)

    1. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Clearly this is posted by one of the studies subjects :-)

      I wonder if they all had to sit through those Library "orientation" classes

      Personally, I have serious doubts about anyone's ability to teach a "techno idiot" the ability to judge the authoritativeness or objectivity of web sites, etc during a single class period.
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    2. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by igny · · Score: 1

      There has to be a joke about virginity somewhere here.

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    3. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here's a good information evaluation test: identify the bias that is most likely to be present within this survey mechanism. Identify the impartial sources of review that have confirmed the efficacy of the survey instrument. Identify possible flaws in the methodoloy of this deployment of the mechanism. Discover whether the instrument is even available for non-subscribers, academic or otherwise, to evaluate. Find possible problems with the instrument's own methodology, such as poor question structure, dead-end questions, and overly strict post-survey coding mechanisms.

      It doesn't take a sociology Ph.D with a concentration in statistics to ask a few of these questions...

    4. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Korin43 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Especially considering that the library people who are supposed to be teaching them are all idiots. We had to do that in my sophomore year in high school, and our librarian taught us such useful things as "Google uses boolean search terms" and "The internet is never reliable".

    5. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I would like to think that I am not a techno idiot - I am working on my Ph.D. in computer engineering so I have to read and review a lot of technical papers. However, I am not sure how I (or anyone else) would teach someone how to judge web pages in an entire semester, let alone a single class period.

      I have seen a couple of lists on how to judge a site. The one from Cornell has points like:
      • Is the author different than the webmaster?
      • What URL/domain is used?
      • Is it an information page or an advertisesment?
      • Modified date/is it current?
      • Are the links correct and match the page?
      Sure, these are nice - but they hardly apply everywhere. There are a lot of things in the sciences that haven't changed, so a date of 1998 hardly impacts the validity of the page. There are also a lot of old pages with broken links. Still doesn't impact their information. This happens quite a bit when you find a white paper and an organization decided to redesign their entire site. You can still find the paper through Google, but the old URL is useless.

      Same problem with requiring contact information for the author. A lot of government agencies only list the webmaster as a contact in the page footer. Does that mean the page is invalid? No. It means that government sources don't have specific authors. A USDA report is still a USDA report even if it is 5 years old, doesn't list an author and has broken links. How do we teach when the rules don't matter?

      I think the problem is people are trying to come up with rules to apply, and there are a lot of exceptions. Remember Dihydrogen Monoxide? it was a complete joke - but the site "passed" the criteria. So it must be a valid source. Right? If people were trained to think on their own, instead of being taught how to apply rules, I think we would be better off.
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    6. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "study's"? Ah, irony, how I love thee...

    7. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Google use boolean logic, but does not use the typical operators. It uses + and - to mark required and not allowed words. Google, automatically uses a NEAR search. Just about every website has been hacked and has the potential to be hacked at some point so it is not reliable, but then nothing in life ever is. Some web sites are relatively reliable.

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    8. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      ...identify the bias that is most likely to be present within this survey mechanism. Identify the impartial sources of review that have confirmed...

      Aye. Follow the money, first rule.

      True impartiality (a rare beast!) is not a required component of the truth in any case (biased sources can also tell the truth) but it is an essential part of the foundation of it's believability, and "following the money" is how you test it. "Following the money" is a label for a concept that includes chasing sources to identify people with a particular axe to grind, i.e. people with a vested interest in facts being presented a certain way, either for profit or other gain.

      Filtering emotive language gives another clue, although clinical (i.e. non-emotive) language is not a pure test either -- you can select only agreeable facts from a sample and present them in a clinical fashion to imply or infer a preferred outcome. An example would be the cigarette advertisements in the 1950's that stated "Nine out of ten doctors prefer Camel cigarettes". It may not have been an outright lie (I suspect it was) but it's a case of a non-emotive language deliberately leading to an emotive conclusion.

      Web sites can be like that too. Me dear sainted mum worked in marketing decades ago and told me a long time back that a person's sophistication will be measured in the future by the strength of their bullshit filter. I still believe that, and I'm trying to feed that attitude to my university-aged kids. A key element is to apply the test to your own cynicism, too...

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    9. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Of course, us techno not-idiots here on slashdot can certainly agree on the authoritativeness and objectivity of a web site.

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    10. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by krotkruton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. Since I couldn't reach either of the ets.org links, I can't see any of their sample questions, if those were even posted. Without that, how do we know that the people giving the tests can even decide the validity of a web page?

      I hate to bring it up cuz it will start the same old argument again, but since a lot of people can't decide whether or not wikipedia is a valid source, how can we trust most of them to know what's acceptable?

      A\long with that, there are a lot of schools that teach certain guidelines as absolute. I was taught that that any web page with a "~" towards the end was bad, regardless of whether or not the webpage was .com or .edu. The problem is that a ~ means you can't necessarily trust a source from an edu because it is a personal page, not the edu's page (yes, that's a really loose explanation of how that works). The problem is that just because a page can't necessarily be trusted, doesn't mean that it can't be trusted absolutely. Now consider some of the so-called colleges out there that are teaching that the world is only 6000 years old (or the Museum created to support such an idea). Knowing that Liberty University would teach such a thing tells me that they are not a trusted site. To me, a professor's personal page at Stanford would have much more credibility, but that doesn't fit well into specific criteria.

      Point is, I don't trust this study until I know what their criteria is or what their questions were. As for the questions, it's just like statistical surveys that ask "Do you drink A) never B) one or two drinks a night C) more than 2 drinks in a night" and conclude that 50% of people are binge drinking alcoholics because they answered C, even though that doesn't take into account how often they drink more than 2 drinks in a night, or a variety of other problems.

    11. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virginity, no. Reading the instructions on the condom wrapper, there's joke around here for that.

    12. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by kabloom · · Score: 1

      I think I may be better off, never having been taught explicitly what to trust on the internet. I think you have to develop a feel for a number of different factors, including how much expertise you have in the subject matter already, who publishes the page (and what their goal is), what *YOUR* goal is, and what you're risking if you use untrustworthy, incorrect, or malicious information.

      This can only be taught by experience.

    13. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by h2g2bob · · Score: 1

      Like slashdot - I always trust slashdot in everything it says.

    14. Re:Clearly this is posted by ... by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      When I say she told us to use boolean operators, I mean she said to use things like AND, NOT, etc.

  2. Yes by Tyten · · Score: 0

    Yes, they are.

    1. Re:Yes by kabocox · · Score: 2, Funny

      This stuff happens to me seemingly everyday. Don't even get me started on the argument I had with a CIS student over whether USB 2.0 is better than USB 1.1

      Which was better?

    2. Re:Yes by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 3, Funny

      Firewire

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    3. Re:Yes by 14CharUsername · · Score: 2, Funny

      USB 1.1 obviously, since it's "full speed" and usb 2.0 is "hi speed". USB 2.0 may be hi speed so its better than USB 1.0, but full speed is the best because you can't go any faster than full speed.

    4. Re:Yes by Garabito · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure? I've heard that this 1394 thing is better.

    5. Re:Yes by slightlyspacey · · Score: 1

      USB 1.1 is obviously better. USB 1.1 is simply USB 1.0 with bug fixes. Now USB 2.0 adds additional functionality and performance but I'm going to wait for the bug fix in USB 2.1

    6. Re:Yes by Sigg3.net · · Score: 0

      Had a client talking about USB 3 and 4.
      I asked him to show me what he was talking about. He pulled up his laptop and pointed to each USB port: "That's USB 1, 2, 3 and 4."
      Apparently that was how he'd read the manual (Hey! I'm on-topic!)
      He wanted me to get USB 3 and 4 certified hardware, since his USB 1 and 2 were beginning to wear out.

    7. Re:Yes by Squirmy+McPhee · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the folks who have a problem with LaTeX, but blame the text editor because that's where the button they clicked to run LaTeX is. Makes about as much sense as blaming your television set because there's nothing good on TV....

    8. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This stuff happens to me seemingly everyday. Don't even get me started on the argument I had with a CIS student over whether USB 2.0 is better than USB 1.1

      Which is better:

      Superware 2.0

      Superware 1.1

      ?

      On the one hand, Superware 1.1 is time tested and even went through a minor update (presumably) but 2.0 is the shiny but untested version. I know nothing of USB and what you or the "CIS student" meant by "better". By all means, get started. I will reply.

    9. Re:Yes by tenton · · Score: 2, Funny

      It doesn't compare to i.Link, though. I hear that beats both of those.

    10. Re:Yes by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      I slightly disagree. Every star ship captain, Autobahn lover, and Looney Tunes(tm) character knows that there is one step beyond full speed: ludicrous speed!

      *me waves to Wile E. Coyote*

      *beep* *beep*

    11. Re:Yes by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I've found a way of stemming inane computer questions: If a person says something about USB or XML, you shift the discussion towards LISP and that kills it pretty quickly.

    12. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USB. Universal Serial Bus. Hardware, not software. USB 2.0 is literally better as it has heavy pros, and no cons (when compared to USB 1.1). There is no opinion to be had, no discussion to be made. This is why such statements are ludicrous.

    13. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D'OH

  3. ID10T5 by rajafarian · · Score: 4, Funny

    This goes well with my theory that over 50% of human beings are idiots.

    1. Re:ID10T5 by Vraylle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you're being generous.

      My personal longstanding theory is that the total global I.Q. is a constant. It's just split up among an exponentially growing population.

      Every seven seconds or so I feel a brain cell trying to die.

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    2. Re:ID10T5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The global I.Q. is constant, by definition :)

    3. Re:ID10T5 by griffjon · · Score: 4, Funny

      exactly; does this study control for people who are idiots?

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    4. Re:ID10T5 by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of the 99:5:80 theorem?

      99% of all the people in the world are idiots.
      Even the most selective of colleges take their student pool from the top 5% of candidates.
      Statistically, 80% of students, even at the most selective colleges, are still idiots.

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    5. Re:ID10T5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't; he said the total - not the average. The average is supposed to be constant (ie, an average person has IQ = 100). But he is saying take your 80 and add his 130 and everybody else's value up and the sum will always be the same for the world. In other words he is being funny. But it went over your head. Maybe he has a point...

    6. Re:ID10T5 by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean that 50% of students are below average?

      "don't know how to judge the authoritativeness or objectivity of web sites, can't narrow down an overly broad search, and can't tailor a message to a particular audience"

      Since I read this on Slashdot, it must be true. I did a search for 'computer users are idiots', and came up with this website we're talking on.

      But I do know how to tailor a message to a particular audience, because I used a beowulf cluster of idiotic students to type this out for me. Imagine that idiot power?

    7. Re:ID10T5 by LordOfTheNoobs · · Score: 1
      (Score:2, Troll).
      If I can find one of these adjacent to a (Score:0, Informative) my day will have been made.
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    8. Re:ID10T5 by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Nobody knows something until they learn it. You can't be an expert in everything. Calling someone who is not an expert in your field of expertise an idiot is, basically, moral idiocy.


      I find the notion that many college students are ignornant of technical things a blessed relief from the stifling monontony of Technopoly.

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    9. Re:ID10T5 by samurphy21 · · Score: 1

      Complete, utter and blatant horse shit, my good man. I work in a university tech support center, and my signifigant other always replies to my "people are idiots" rants with "no one is good at everything" and "you have no patience for people who know less about computers than you do".

      I had not one, but three people today ask me if they could borrow a stapler. To which I reply "its over there on that desk on the chain" (in plain sight). They then proceed to look all over the desk for this mysterious stapler, which is on the end of a chain. They then find the chain, and procede to feed it back through their hands in an attempt to find the end (it's 3 feet long) and end up at the end that's bolted to the desk, not the stapler, and then look at my confused.

      Also: At my university, students are issued a laptop as part of their tuition/curriculum, so there are, at any time, about 5000 laptops out and about. Quite often, I'll get the call "My laptop doesn't turn on.. I push the button and nothing happens". So I respond with "Is it plugged in?" and they say "Does it have to be? I've run it for about 2 or 3 hours now and it's run fine without being plugged in".

      That's not a "techno idiot" problem. That's your ordinary, run of the mill idiot, since battery technology has been around since Jesus roped cattle.

    10. Re:ID10T5 by wunchaliketano · · Score: 2, Funny

      We sent you to college so you could turn the lights off and on, not so you could throw techno/rave parties. You are so grounded.

    11. Re:ID10T5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody knows something until they learn it. You can't be an expert in everything. Calling someone who is not an expert in your field of expertise an idiot is, basically, moral idiocy.
       
      I'm a bit of a techy snob at times, but this is where I draw the line - if you haven't learned it, or are unable for one reason or another than I'm fine with that (i myself don't know brain surgery), now what divides someone who doesn't know from the idiot is that the idiot will give an answer, someone who doesn't know who isn't an idiot will say "mmm, let me see" or "i don't know anything about that" or anything but defining what they believe the answer to be when it's just a guess on their part.

    12. Re:ID10T5 by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for cunning The Cheat reference.

    13. Re:ID10T5 by sco08y · · Score: 0, Troll

      My personal longstanding theory is that the total global I.Q. is a constant. It's just split up among an exponentially growing population.

      If your longstanding theory is any evidence of your cognitive abilities, you're one of the stupid ones.

    14. Re:ID10T5 by kramulous · · Score: 1

      50 percent of college students are below average intelligence.

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    15. Re:ID10T5 by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean that 50% of students are below average?

      Actually, no. It is a (very) rough estimate on my part after studying science, history, philosophy, and religious studies for approximately thirty years. Take wars and religions, for example - or even better, wars over religion... See my point?

    16. Re:ID10T5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

      r

  4. It's not college students, it's people by realmolo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    *Most* people are terrible at critical reading. Just terrible.

    For that matter, most people don't really like to read at all.

    1. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Parent.modpoints++;
      Most people I know here (Suburban NY) refuse to read any work aside from 'executive' summaries & Cliff notes. I write techincal papers for a living; I would say a good 90% read the first page (the afore mentioned 'executive' summary) and proceed to fire off questions about what is covered in the other 99% of the document. We intentionally write in 'lay man''s' terms to avoid talking over many people, yet they refuse to read anything more than the first 1 - 2 pages. We have purposfully tested this idea with writing the first five pages in english, then filing in the rest with either technobable from a Markov Generator or pages from lipsum. Although this was an unimportant document, only one person actually asked what the rest of the document ment. Ouch. It's a good thing that I don't have to stay if layed off by a decent program (since that could easily generate a two page summary for these idiots).

    2. Re:It's not college students, it's people by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Insightful
      *Most* people are terrible at critical reading.
      I totally agree. For instance, most /. comments on this story fail to critique the validity of the test's questions or whether there was any bias in the study's selection of test-takers.
    3. Re:It's not college students, it's people by flynt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mod parent up! When a conclusion of a study is something we want to believe, in this case, "Most college students are idiots with computers and information", and this reinforces something we believe about ourselves, "I am smarter than these people", we don't question the methodology as we should. Contrast that to a study which shows something you don't want to believe, the first thing that happens, you question the methodology. Of course, my idea here has not been proven, it's just something I'm guessing.

    4. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Otter · · Score: 1
      *Most* people are terrible at critical reading. Just terrible.

      And as with all of these "OMG everyone else is so teh stupid!!!" stories, it's not as if people here are especially inclined to critical thinking either when the day's swallowed-whole press release is congenial to their own snobberies.

      For example, don't you think a statement like "52 percent correctly assessed the objectivity of the sites, 65 percent correctly judged for authority" is meaningless without a bit of added context? (If you've actually clicked through their Flash monstrosity of a test and formed an informed opinion, I'm not talking about you...)

    5. Re:It's not college students, it's people by thisIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

      Exactly. As a control, I'd like to see the same study done for slashdot readers (or any similar group made up of people who are obviously not "Techno Idiots"). My guess is that around 50% would still fail.

    6. Re:It's not college students, it's people by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I have not RTFA, but anywhere does this study have a control sample or some other baseline for comparision? How do people the in the same age demographic that are NOT in college compare? How do people who graduated at least five years ago compare? What about high school kids. I think a better study would be done in multiple phases. First, test high school students. Then when those same students have graduated high school, test them again. Compare the ones in college with the ones not in college and then compare both of those with the first high school scores. Another test post-college would also be helpful. Without any kind of broad study to cover all demographics, you could come to any conclusion you want. For instance, do a study, only on African Americans on their ability to understand Einstein's theory of relativity. The conslusion would most likely be that African Americans are idiots when it comes to Einstein's theories. Then you could go further by comparing this to white rocket scientists. This just in white rocket scientists have a far better understanding of the theory of relativity than black people in general! News at eleven!

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    7. Re:It's not college students, it's people by tukkayoot · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. For instance, most /. comments on this story fail to critique the validity of the test's questions or whether there was any bias in the study's selection of test-takers.

      Those were the first questions that popped into my mind: what exactly did these questions look like, who exactly were they testing, who exactly was doing the test taking, etc.

      Yours is one of the first commments on the story that I've read so I'm not sure yet whether these questions have been asked -- I'll have to scroll down more. What I do see is that your post comes only about 20 minutes after the posting of the article, which isn't a lot of time for readers to fully read the article (to see if these questions are answered in the article itself) and then articulate their critiques. You have to kind of expect the first few posts to be pretty much garbage.

      What I often find is that when I do have questions about an article like this, someone posts my concerns in a more eloquent, thoughtful and informed manner before I ever have the chance. So while maybe "most people" including slashdot readers have poor "critical reading" skills, I'm not sure the comments you've seen on this article so far is what you'd call a good "representative sample".

    8. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Most* people are terrible at critical reading.

      I disagree. Not *all* of us are terrible at writing criticisms.

    9. Re:It's not college students, it's people by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 1

      I hate all such generalisations.

    10. Re:It's not college students, it's people by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      I totally agree. For instance, most /. comments on this story fail to critique the validity of the test's questions or whether there was any bias in the study's selection of test-takers.


      Actually, it's just that our critical reading skills made it instantly clear to most of us that such effort was totally unecessary, and therefore we didn't waste our time on it.

      The most important part of critical thinking is knowing when to actually bother with it.

      (Protip: Slashdot? Not so much.)
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    11. Re:It's not college students, it's people by QuantumPion · · Score: 5, Funny
      Parent.modpoints++; Most people I know here (Suburban NY) refuse to read any work aside from 'executive' summaries & Cliff notes. I write techincal papers for a living; I would say a good 90% read the first page (the afore mentioned 'executive' summary) and proceed to fire off questions about what is covered in the other 99% of the document. We intentionally write in 'lay man''s' terms to avoid talking over many people, yet they refuse to read anything more than the first 1 - 2 pages. We have purposfully tested this idea with writing the first five pages in english, then filing in the rest with either technobable from a Markov Generator or pages from lipsum. Although this was an unimportant document, only one person actually asked what the rest of the document ment. Ouch. It's a good thing that I don't have to stay if layed off by a decent program (since that could easily generate a two page summary for these idiots).

      This comment is too long. Can someone give me an executive summary?

    12. Re:It's not college students, it's people by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      *Most* people are terrible at critical reading. Just terrible. For that matter, most people don't really like to read at all.

      I find this entire thread greatly entertaining. I think most people are very poor at critical thinking, including critical reading skills because it is not taught in most public schools. Logic, reasoning, critical thinking, and the rhetorical method should be foundations for much of eduction, but they aren't and I have a number of hypothesis as to why. First, students equipped with such skills would quickly overwhelm the average underpaid teacher with questions they could not answer. Second, it is hard to do mass testing on students to determine their ability in these areas, especially compared to short term memorization, the primary skill taught and tested today.

      Bringing this back to the current topic, did anyone who read the article critically notice that is was part of an attempt by a company that sells testing services to demonstrate the need for a new test they have constructed? So without the methodology of the test explained, I'm not sure how much credence to give to this particular "study."

    13. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what Word does with it's AutoSummarize function set at the default 25%:

      Summary
      Most people I know here (Suburban NY) refuse to read any work aside from 'executive' summaries & Cliff notes. We have purposfully tested this idea with writing the first five pages in english, then filing in the rest with either technobable from a Markov Generator or pages from lipsum. Ouch.

      Nice!

    14. Re:It's not college students, it's people by toetagger1 · · Score: 1

      Where is "here"? Can't you just try to be at least a bit more specific?

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    15. Re:It's not college students, it's people by TurtlesAllTheWayDown · · Score: 1
      I don't write techincal papers for a living (or technical papers, for that matter), but even this short Slashdot post presents severe difficulties. I count five blatant mis-spelled words, one grammatical error, and a severely awkward phrasing. Your sentences run on a bit, and the entire passage reads with tedium. As someone who reads technical papers for a living, I'm afraid I share more sympathy with your users than your self.

      I can only hope you make use of a program of sufficient capability to render your own language into intelligable technical English.

    16. Re:It's not college students, it's people by advocate_one · · Score: 0

      You claim to be a technical writer? How many mistakes did you make in your post? It was pretty obvious to me that you didn't proof read before posting...

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    17. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1
      For that matter, most people don't really like to read at all.


      It's not that people don't like to read, it's just they don't like to read TFA.
    18. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Jorgensen · · Score: 1

      You haven't RTFA'd but you still think you know enough to comment on it!? Now that's funny :-)

    19. Re:It's not college students, it's people by LOTHAR,+of+the+Hill · · Score: 1

      I'll critique the validity of the story, but I won't read the article!

    20. Re:It's not college students, it's people by twostar · · Score: 1

      I was working at the ResNet at my Uni last winter/spring when this test was given. The Housing dept was tasked with selecting students from the freshman. They were quite serious about it and about getting a high return. They selected random students and then offered prize drawings for those that finished the assessment. We were tasked with setting up the website to redirect them to the test and to allow them to enter the drawing after taking the test.

      Do the results surprise me? Hell no. Try working in ITS/ResNet/Any technical support at a university. So many idiots and some are even getting paid.

    21. Re:It's not college students, it's people by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      *Most* people are terrible at critical reading. Just terrible.

      Personally I don't find this too surprising in such a commercialised society, where people are trained to watch commercials, follow trends, and basically make less decisions for themselves.

      Society in many places, as an entity, doesn't exactly want people to think critically, because then they might not respond as well to marketing, and they might spend less money.

    22. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      I'm not the original poster, for the record, but... so what?

      I think I write fairly well even on Internet forums, but if anybody thinks I would give the same amount of care to something I'm posting on /. versus a technical document I'm writing for a class or in the workplace, they're a bit nutty.

      I admit, though, I am a bit suspicious of him as well. I'm taking a technical writing course right now, and while I know that by no means makes me an expert and I would certainly not be on the level of a professional technical writer, it sounds to me like the "technical documents" he's writing are long, winding paragraphs. If not, I fail to see how he could get away with dropping in lorum ipsum paragraphs.

      If I tried to write like that for my course, I'm fairly certain I would receive a swift kick to the nads from my instructor. The one thing he has been harping on over and over again all semester is to break things up--headings, subheadings, bullets, etc; that users are not interested in reading every word on the page, only in locating the information they are looking for. Assuming he is worth his pay, that seems like the central concept in technical writing.

    23. Re:It's not college students, it's people by jimbojw · · Score: 1

      People don't read stuff.

    24. Re:It's not college students, it's people by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      More importantly, *most* people are terrible at critical thinking.

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    25. Re:It's not college students, it's people by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      Obligatory...

      Welcome to Slashdot, where no one reads the fucking article but comments anyway. I hope you enjoy your stay.

      On a less cynical note...I did end up reading the article after commenting, and my initial assumptions were vindicated. There was no mention of any baseline or control group for any comparison.

      I do apologize for not reading the fucking article first though. As much as I think it's stupid to comment without reading it, I still do it all the time. Oh well. Can the greater Slashdot community ever forgive me?

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    26. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The school I attend was apart of this assessment. I helped with the development of the user selection and registration system for the assessment. From helping make this system I know that the school decided that only on-campus residents be allowed to take the survey.

      At our school, only 1st year college students live on campus. Also, this survey was conducted at the beginning of the second quarter of school. Instead of the survey results saying "college students" I think it would have been more appropriate for "2nd quarter freshmen college students"...at least for our school's involvement.

    27. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could have made it shorter by using "aforementioned" instead of "afore mentioned" and "layman" instead of "lay man", but he's a technical writer, so don't judge him too harshly

    28. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      This comment is too long. Can someone give me an executive summary?

      Boo-ya! No one reads anything but the summary. We've proven this.

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    29. Re:It's not college students, it's people by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It's just good preparation for the real world where most people don't read more than the first half-dozen lines or so of an email they receive.

      You can turn this to your advantage if the person doing this is the same person who approves purchases. Bury at the end "If I don't hear from you, I'll assume it's OK to place an order for a 2 ton cerise pachyderm complete with a couple of metres of flexible trunking". Before you know it, they've agreed to buy a pink elephant.

    30. Re:It's not college students, it's people by drmerope · · Score: 1

      Actually I would rephrase that to be "most people are terrible at critical thinking"--by which I actually mean interpreting something for the purpose of criticizing it.

      In my experience, people make and believe arguments that are rather poorly suited to the conclusion.

      But at the same time, I think certain things mentioned in the article are overblown.

      e.g., whether or not people click into the second page of search results. Personally I use google routinely to look-up websites that I already know. I'll recall something about the name of the site, but the DNS space is so crowded these days who can remember what sort of pseudo-english has been used to get a domain name. Enter google. Type in a few words--and wow, what I want appears in the top three. No need to search further.

      An informal poll of my friends reveals they use google the same way.

      I've also used google as a quick spell-checker before.

      These experiences lead me to take a grain-of-salt with the 'using the first page only==stupidity' theory

    31. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Ashe+Tyrael · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with this. It's not specifically the internet or websites, it's the lack of training in critical thought and reading. You don't get that from a computer course.

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    32. Re:It's not college students, it's people by lahvak · · Score: 1

      That's technical papers. Nobody reads technical papers. That's stuff is not meant to be read. It's usually horribly written, too.

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    33. Re:It's not college students, it's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few people read anymore.
      There are 400 new books on the shelves every day.
      A best seller only has to sell 5000 copies to be considered such. Most books never sell more then 1000 copies.
      Few people read past the first chapter.

      School just forces you to read and what is the fun in that.

    34. Re:It's not college students, it's people by tenton · · Score: 1
      This comment is too long. Can someone give me an executive summary?

      Boo-ya! No one reads anything but the summary. We've proven this.


      LOL

      I believe I'm supposed to say "Welcome to Slashdot". I guess we're a case study. Or maybe they really just studied /.
    35. Re:It's not college students, it's people by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'm great at critical reading, and I love to read, but I found your comment too long winded.

  5. So... by jfclavette · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's this article about ?

    1. Re:So... by Trespass · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Those goddamn kids are so stupid today yadda yadda yadda...'

      We were all so much smarter at their age, because that's how we care to remember things.

    2. Re:So... by spellraiser · · Score: 3, Funny
      What's this article about ?

      It seems to me that it's about purple haddocks that live in houses made of straw. I could be wrong though ...

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    3. Re:So... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I knew to avoid jumping in front of buses unlike this guy...

      It's not uncommon when I drive home from work to have stupid 14 yr olds jump in the middle of the road, or walk like 9 across down a road...

      Kids are stupider today than yesterday because we fear forcing them to learn shit all. Can't discipline them, can't fail them, etc, etc, etc...

      Not that kids my age weren't stupid when we were teens, just that teens today are STUPIDERERER.

      Tom

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    4. Re:So... by bhsurfer · · Score: 1

      Nah, my friends & I were pretty freakin' stupid in college. Come to think of it, we still are!

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    5. Re:So... by Saikik · · Score: 1

      Something about college kids being ravers...

    6. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, what? People weren't killed in accidents when you were young? What exactly in the linked article indicates that the person who was killed acted more carelessly than people generally have done throughout the history of humanity? (It certainly doesn't say that he "jumped".)

    7. Re:So... by xnixman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why this is rated "funny"...

      I graduated college at 33 after having spent my normal college years in the military and in industry.

      When I started back to school one of my first thoughts was, "Man, these kids are stupid."

      Then I realized that the whole thing is a matter of perspective.

      When you are 18 and in college you think you are smart because you have similar levels of experience and knowledge relative to your peers.

      Now, when you are 30 and peered with a bunch of 18 year olds of course they will seem a bit slow, they have not had the benefit of 12 extra years of life.

      School is to teach the basics, they will work out the rest when they hit the real world.

    8. Re:So... by Trespass · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty much. I get older and advance in my line of work, but I feel less certain of everything but liking boobs.

  6. It's not tech that they are missing... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's critical thinking skills.

    This is nothing new. Decades of teaching to standardized tests and ignoring the thought process in favor of fact regurgitation has led to this.

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    1. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      Don't be too quick to knock all standardized tests. I don't know about the end-of-grade tests in public schools, but one look at the SAT and it's fairly plain that it's been designed to evaluate critical thinking ability.

    2. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by xTantrum · · Score: 1
      I'd have to concur with the OP. Regardless of what technology is at at our disposal if we don't have basic reasoning skills and deductive logic implementation, we might as well not have the technology.

      A case in point is the Web. people seem to forget that the WWW was created for particle physicists to share information, as such there are lot of academia sites on there and knowledgable info - if you know how and where to look. The fact that doctors can google cases and find answers speaks alot about the dissemination of knowledge on the web. You just have to know how to get at it and simple critical skills come in handy there.

      Someone i was having a discussion with the other day raised the question: considering all the information we have today are we becoming smarter or merely more informed. hmmmm... I'll leave that as an pondering exercise to the the /. reader.

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    3. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not knocking the tests themselves (though some do deserve it), I'm knocking teaching to the test. My 7th through 10th grade English Lit classes were just vocabulary classes, a complete waste of my time. One year our final exam was a friggin' crossword puzzle the teacher designed -- and a poor one, at that. I learned absolutely nothing from those classes, since I had an extensive vocabulary already.

      I was fortunate to have parents and college professors that demanded I develop critical thinking skills -- there is no way I would have developed them otherwise. This is from someone who went to a school district regarded as one of the best in NJ (at the time).

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    4. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Careful, though, because there are school systems who have dismissed "regurgitation" like memorizing multiplication tables in favor of teaching "process". This results in people who can give you a general outline of problem-solving processes but can't solve problems. They neither have practice in solving problems, nor can they multiply 6x30 without a calculator.

      So for young kids, I don't think it's either teaching them "facts" nor is it teaching them "process", but instead in might be something like "forcing them to practice". Given enough practice, kids will learn to memorize important information, throw away useless trivia and info they can look up, and discover their own best processes.

    5. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll leave that as an pondering exercise to the the /. reader.

      I think you made an mistake. :) Grammar skills are suffering today, also.
    6. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      They neither have practice in solving problems, nor can they multiply 6x30 without a calculator.

      Let's see....

      30+30+30+30+30+30 =
      60+30+30+30+30 =
      90+30+30+30 =
      120+30+30 =
      150+30 =
      180!

      It works... Just not as efficiently.

      BTW (It's a joke.)

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    7. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by pudro · · Score: 1

      The process is the most important part. Without it, you can't solve the problem.

      The grocery store charges X for gallons of milk, and Y for half-gallons. Which is a better buy?
      Memorization is totally useless.
      The process can give you the answer.

      The real problem is, these people don't have the critical thinking skills to realize that the half-gallon is cheaper if they only drink that much before the rest of a full gallon will go bad.

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    8. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So for young kids, I don't think it's either teaching them "facts" nor is it teaching them "process", but instead in might be something like "forcing them to practice".
      Like any good practical instruction, it's theory + implementation. The student must master both.
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    9. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      The problem is that they don't switch from memorization of the basics to problem solving at points where humans can grasp concepts. I'm convinced that the reliance of memorization tests is simple economics - it's difficult and expensive to grade tests which require the application of critical thinking. Real people have to grade the tests, and it takes too long. You can't feed bubble sheets into a machine and have it spit out the answers. First, there is often more than one "correct" answer (though there may be a most efficient answer). Second, getting most of the problem correct and missing a "simple" portion means zero credit. In a times situation, this can significantly understate the ability of all but the most confident test takers.

      It all goes back to that same question we all asked in school: "is the final going to be cumulative." In advanced classes, that means remembering how to apply the basics in a more complex framework. We don't require compound knowledge of the average student, so it isn't taught. Of course, as I approach 40 and look around at my peers, I'm increasingly convinced that a large percentage of the population is generally incapable of anything more than the most basic problem solving, and most of those cannot be taught critical thought.

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    10. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by CGP314 · · Score: 1
      Decades of teaching to standardized tests and ignoring the thought process in favor of fact regurgitation has led to this


      No kidding. I work as a science teacher and there is nothing that makes me dislike teaching as much as the constant dread of the END OF YEAR STANDARD EXAMS. As much as I hate to do so, I end up making stuff like this for my students -- just a long list of exactly the information the exam is looking for and nothing else. Science can be such an interesting subject, but not like this.
    11. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by xTantrum · · Score: 1

      yeah i know, i saw that after i'd press the submit button. ;)

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    12. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by kklein · · Score: 1

      What you're talking about there is called "problem-based learning," which is used extensively in law and med school, but not many other places. At the uni where I teach language, we use it for that, with some success. The problem is that it requires a high degree of intrinsic motivation on the part of the students. Students who really launch into whatever ridiculously hard problem you give them (usually done in groups) get TONS from it; students who don't not only don't get anything, they screw up the whole group.

      Education is one of these things that everyone has an opinion on, but until you jump into the classroom and give it a shot, you have no idea how frickin' difficult it is. There are so many factors to deal with, it's insane. It gets easier as you get up the levels, though, because you are dealing with an ever more rarified and self-selected group of learners.

      I would probably lose a lot of respect from some of my more altruistic peers if they read this, but the "problem" with education is, and always has been, bad students. This is not to say bad PEOPLE, but people who don't really care about learning but whom we try to get to do it anyway because a learned society is better to live in than an unlearned one. At the early levels of education, this seems to have a lot to do with home environment--learned attitudes toward education, but at the higher levels it has more to do with people who just want the piece of paper, but who probably don't really deserve it.

      The value of a college education decreases to zero when we expect--almost require--everyone to have one. In truth, there are not many jobs whose duties benefit much from what is learned in college. Vocational schools should really take their place, but there is a stigma attached to them. It's a neverendingly complex problem, education.

    13. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      If I may rephrase a little, tell me if you agree with this: but the "problem" with education is, and always has been, that different students need different things, while teachers must approach a classroom with a consistant method.

      For example, some students need more discipline, and others need more freedom. Some students need little attention, some need a lot of attention, and others need so much special personal attention that giving it would take a personal tutor working around-the-clock. Still others should really be taken out of school, given psychiatric help, and returned to school when they're ready for it.

      I don't know, but it just seems like calling people "bad students" might be a bit of an oversimplication, even though the problem you're describing is valid.

    14. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by RaNdOm+OuTpUt · · Score: 0

      No, it is not 180! (2.008960624991342996569513368985e329). It is (180).

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    15. Re:It's not tech that they are missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah i know, i saw that after i'd press the submit button. ;)

      After you'd pressed the submit button? :-)

  7. This sure explains a lot of things by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

    Like Slashdot.

  8. Maybe yes, maybe no... by 3p1ph4ny · · Score: 1

    I'm a student in EE/CprE at a state university, and I like to consider myself somewhat technically literate. I know various programming languages (C, Python, Java, PHP, etc), I know things about hardware design... the basics.

    This article pointed out to me one thing - that I've never taken a formal class on how to use the internet. I suppose some of us 'just figure it out' and others don't.

    1. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm a student in nuc eng and compsci. most people aren't taught how to use computer, the internet, VCRs, or anything with technology besides comp. languages. they have to figure things out on their own. now when you think about people who program VCRs, tinker with cars, program, set up audio systems, what do you think of... usually a male. and with higher percentage of women in college than men these days, it makes sense. now i know this is very sexist and what ever, but at my school we are an engineering school and the male to female ratio is 4 to 1. kinda tells you that most college students who are mostly women nationally are not very technically literate because for whatever reason they not inclined to have that tinkering aspect. granted there are many exceptions on both sides still the majority follow that rule. then again maybe just most people are idiots, me included.

  9. Wow by spellraiser · · Score: 1

    The findings link looks like an html document, but it redirects to a PDF file. Neat trick.

    No wonder some people are confused over this interweb business ...

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  10. according to who? by destroygbiv · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Basically, student answers didn't match up with the supposed "correct" answers. How do you even gauge the "objectivity" of a website, and how do you say somebody's assessment is incorrect? I don't think we have to worry about our college students. I'm sure pretty much all of them can utilize technology much more effectively than their parents can.

    1. Re:according to who? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      I'm sure pretty much all of them can utilize technology much more effectively than their parents can.
      I'm not so sure about that... I'm pretty sure most of them can utilize more technology than their parents, but I'm not at all sure that they can use it more effectively.

      In terms of search (or in search terms, depending on how you look at it), a lot of older people are GREAT at using google effectively. After all, they used to have to manually search card catalogues at the library. The actual physical time spent searching the catalog meant that search strategies were optimized more so than by today's kids, who get instant search results.
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    2. Re:according to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was a company in the business of making tests for hard-to-quantify things like scholastic ability, I bet they would have a vested interest in the outcome of this study.

  11. Yes by 77Punker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Real conversation

    Me: What program did you use to download all that pr0n?

    Fellow Student: Windows 98

    Me: Could you be a little more specific?

    Student: Oh, Windows 98 SE

    This stuff happens to me seemingly everyday. Don't even get me started on the argument I had with a CIS student over whether USB 2.0 is better than USB 1.1

  12. Yes. by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are College Students Techno Idiots?

    If, by "college students," we mean "most college students," just like we mean "most people" when we ask, "are people techno idiots?"

    Honestly, answers to a question like that, in this venue, are going to be so distorted by the abnormal slashdot nerd density as to be meaningless when talking about a wider demographic. My personal experience with most college students is that they are just as much in the "it's just magic, and it works" (as well as the "my computer is so slow! it won't even run the new free stuff I download any more!") camp as the average non-college-student person.

    The "technical" stuff with which they're comfortable (as in, feel mastery thereof) are the dedicated-purpose devices that don't really let you hose them up (phones, cameras, simple MP3 players, etc). But they don't know how or why any of it works any more than they know how or why their car, their democracy, their adrenal glands, or the free WiFi at Panera works. And I'm not just talking about the liberal arts majors.

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    1. Re:Yes. by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Frankly, I'm astonished that it broke 50%. I think we should be celebrating... no I'm not kidding. If this study is correct, it has significantly RAISED my expectations.

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    2. Re:Yes. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I completely agree -- and I'm a college student myself! The stupidity in general, and technological stupidity in particular, is astounding even here at a seemingly "good" school.

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    3. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the premise is that college students are somehow the "elite" of society. Maybe the same view my grandfather had of people when he came out of the coal mines to see the thinkers at their desk jobs. Unfortunately for the study, times have changed. Colleges are filled with idiots who think that college automatically means more money therefore they go there. There seems to be as many people who are smart enough to leverage their talents in trades who don't go to college as idiots who go there.

    4. Re:Yes. by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      I remember my freshman year at Penn State. I met a few people on my floor who wanted to major in comp sci. Unfortunately, they didn't have any idea what C, java, etc were, and one didn't even own a computer. They admitted they were only majoring in comp sci because that was where the big money was. This was in 2000. Luckily. Penn State had a specific major for these types of people -- information technology science (or as I liked to call it, a b.s. in frontpage).

    5. Re:Yes. by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      What urks me is the fact that these people are probably the ones getting good jobs and becoming managers. While people like myself who actually know a thing or two about computers but don't have a "Information Technology Science" bullshit degree from a major university don't ever get a chance. (I have a BS in Comp Sci from a four year school but it's not Penn State...and for some reason Computer Science doesn't seem to have anything to do with these "technology" jobs who all want BS title degrees and certs).

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    6. Re:Yes. by NiceBacon · · Score: 1

      "Frankly, I'm astonished that it broke 50%. I think we should be celebrating... no I'm not kidding. If this study is correct, it has significantly RAISED my expectations."

      Actually. Like a lot of the typical Slashdot posters I share a tendancy to howl with the rest of the wolves about everyone being idiots and how we are much smarter than everybody else and how the schools are messing up the young'uns now a days and Bush is to blame and the world is going to end and we will all die unhappy and lonely because of this.

      I, for one, will take this opportunity to celebrate with MightyYar - I will look at this from a positive point of view. After all - if we die unhappy and lonely it would be pretty pathetic to blame college students for it.

      After all, 49 percent correctly identified the site that satisfied all three criteria. That is good news, isn't it? Go to happy place!

  13. I write distance learning software by fishdan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    And I've felt guilty about the fact that some people who should not be taking distance learning are signing up for courses. I've also been irritated by the repeat calls to the helpdesk on topics that it is reasonable to expect a "distance learner" to know how to do.

    As a result we developed an information literacy class that is a required component for taking a Distance Learning class, and it is of course contained within our (home grown) Distance Learning platform. If you have not passed IL, you can't get to any of your other classes.

    Because we've got a home grown app, we were able to put in alot of specific things (how to submit an assignment, how to send an email to a specific address, how to upload a file, how to download a file and then find it again). It's the way of things. You can't blame the users if they are incompetent. You either have to ensure they are competent, or block them from using the system, and give them an opportunity to learn and demonstrate their competancy

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    1. Re:I write distance learning software by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I think the main problem there is that as a society, we tell everyone that 'you can do anything, if you put your mind to it' and that's simply not true. Everyone has areas in which they excel, and areas in which they fail badly. If you accept that about yourself, and work with it, you'll be much happier. Instead, we teach them to try the very things they will most likely fail at.

      Some of them make it. Don't get me wrong. But most, including some of the 'successes', are miserable about it.

      I'm am not a creative person. I'm simply very logical. I -want- to draw and play music. I'm just really really bad at it. Did I go to art school to try to become mediocre at it? NO. I used my talents and I'm happy with that.

      It's the same with 'distance learning.' Some are very well suited to it. Others need the extra guidance a teacher's presence allows. They'd do well to admit it and save themselves, and everyone around them, a lot of trouble.

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    2. Re:I write distance learning software by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Because we've got a home grown app, we were able to put in alot of specific things (how to submit an assignment, how to send an email to a specific address, how to upload a file, how to download a file and then find it again). It's the way of things. You can't blame the users if they are incompetent. You either have to ensure they are competent, or block them from using the system, and give them an opportunity to learn and demonstrate their competancy

      You might as well do it for your computer labs as well. I went to college from 1996-2000. I couldn't believe the number of CS minors didn't know what a zip file was or how to unzip a file, or how to save to a floppy and open it back through explorer rather than the word/excel/notepad open file menu. I didn't learn windows key E until after college, but I knew how to use the file explorer. What really got me was the differences in expectations from professors. Some professors expected 1/3 of the class to not have any computer skills that the professor hasn't taught them. Others thought that you should be able to pickup a 4000 level book and instantly know that subject for their 2000 level class. I work as a gneral computer guy. My boss thinks that I should instantly/magically know how to use/explain anything computer related. Esp. things that I've never heard of before or seen before.

      Actually, the summary has nothing to little to do with tech. It has everything to do with evaluating sources, searching for information, and presenting information. This is speech/communication/library skills stuff not tech.

    3. Re:I write distance learning software by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've had more questions about how to use Distance Learning software from teachers than students. Most of the students have at least a decent amount of Internet experience and understand how to upload a file or post on a web forum; even someone who spends all day playing Quake or posting on MySpace will pick that up.

      Many of the teachers (generally in English or Social Studies), on the other hand, have trouble with even the most basic functions. Worse, they often blame their students (or the software, of course) for their own mistakes.

    4. Re:I write distance learning software by elphins.son · · Score: 1
      I didn't learn windows key E until after college, but I knew how to use the file explorer.

      I've been using file explorer (and its earlier iterations) since Win 3.1 days (i.e. before the "windows key" existed), and I didn't know about that key combination until just now...

    5. Re:I write distance learning software by Erixxxxx · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but youre just being lazy. Its the things youre not good at that you need to work on, not the things you ~are~ good at. If you only stick to areas that you excel in allready, you arent 'learning' anything.

      No, Im sorry, but you dont really want to draw and play music that badly, because you gave up before you learned how. Your words say one thing, but your stated actions indicate another.

    6. Re:I write distance learning software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      demonstrate their competancy
      The irony of this is hurting my stomach. Please stop! XD
    7. Re:I write distance learning software by jschottm · · Score: 1

      you dont really want to draw and play music that badly, because you gave up before you learned how

      Humans are not blank slates that have an equal chance of being good at anything they put their mind to.

      Most things, but particularly artistic endevours, require a combination of practice, education, and natural talent. To a degree, you can substitute have lots of one to balance a deficiency in another. But only to a degree. Someone will no natural talent for music or who is tonedeaf cannot simply learn or practice the ability into themselves. That's not to say that they can't play or sing and have an enjoyable time doing so, but from an objective perspective, they will never be good at it. Some people are happy to do something as best as they can and others want to do things _well_.

      Doing something well doesn't mean that you're copping out and just doing the easy things, it means that you're excelling at something rather than doing a medicore to tolerable job at something you don't have a natural inclination to. The fact that I do things like write Fugues rather than scratch out attempts at drawings means that I do what I'm well suited to. My sister doesn't have the desire to compose music, but she's a much better performer than I am. So it goes.

    8. Re:I write distance learning software by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The previous replier said a lot, but I feel the need to add to it.

      There's a saying: "Jack of all trades, master of none." You can either be REALLY good at 1 thing, or pretty good at a lot of them. I'm sure if I DID work at it really hard, I could draw, play music, and sing. But that would stall any increases I was making in my programming ability, something that comes extremely naturally to me.

      It didn't take long for me to realize that I would be happier being an amazing programmer than trying to also be an artist and being average at both.

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  14. Mod parent up by bbernard · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. The skills described have as much to do with technology as they do to music appreciation. These results are all about critical thinking deficiencies. Or, put another way, proving once again how many people are sheep/lemmings/cattle looking to be led around by the nose.

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  15. Not "Techno" idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This has nothing to do with technology and is just basically critical thinking and analytical skills

    1. Re:Not "Techno" idiots by wiz31337 · · Score: 1
      Exactly!

      Ones ability to process information is not directly correlated with technology. It doesn't matter if they are using a webpage or a real book [GASP].

      They asked participants to "select a research statement for a class assignment." Unless they had to select the research statement randomly by writing a Java program this is not an issue of being a "Techno idiot."


      The participants were then asked to "[assess] the objectivity of the [a web site.]" Would the results have been any different if they asked them to assess the objectivity of information found in the news paper?

      There was one issue that may have actually discussed technology, ones ability to narrow down search results. However, would the results have been the same if the users had used a card catalog, assuming that the (see also) tags were removed. (For those of you that have never seen a card catalog)

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  16. Not a surprise unfortunately... by garcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The findings show that students don't know how to judge the authoritativeness or objectivity of web sites, can't narrow down an overly broad search, and can't tailor a message to a particular audience.

    1. Isn't everything on see on the Internet true?

    2. Google figures out everything you need to know anyway.

    3. U mean thy use txt speech insted of reg typng on tsts?

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    In all seriousness, I'm not surprised by anything these days. I work for a two year college and there are programs that offer money to "college ready" high school students (no remedial work necessary) and there was a HS principal (this week) that when told about the program said, "none of our students would qualify, don't even bother to bring it up."

    Why should these studies even worry about topics like this when students aren't even placing into 100/1000 level courses when they "graduate" high school?

    1. Re:Not a surprise unfortunately... by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm wondering how they measure judging the authoritativeness of a web site.

      There are a number of things I could write about and slap them up on the internet for people to read, and while they would be quite factual and well written, someone not familiar with the subject would have a hard time telling if that were the case. After all, there's no reason to trust me -- most people haven't a clue who I am. And even if I were to add references, I could either make them to general works, or to obscure works that most people wouldn't bother to track down for verification.

      The problem is even worse when you're dealing with sites like wikipedia. Some of the articles are indeed authoritative, some are utter crap, and some are in between. And of course there's the problem of authoritative articles that have been made subtly inaccurate.

      It doesn't seem like the easiest thing to judge authoritativeness without some pre-existing knowledge or at least a chain of trust.

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    2. Re:Not a surprise unfortunately... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      There are a number of things I could write about and slap them up on the internet for people to read, and while they would be quite factual and well written, someone not familiar with the subject would have a hard time telling if that were the case. After all, there's no reason to trust me -- most people haven't a clue who I am. And even if I were to add references, I could either make them to general works, or to obscure works that most people wouldn't bother to track down for verification. The problem is even worse when you're dealing with sites like wikipedia. Some of the articles are indeed authoritative, some are utter crap, and some are in between. And of course there's the problem of authoritative articles that have been made subtly inaccurate.

      What you say is entirely true, but it also applies to printed works and academic papers. The problem is, how much effort goes into verifying the accuracy of some information. This is why the trust process of peer reviewing is so important, but even that can be undermined. Quite simply, don't believe what you read or hear or see. Operate under the assumption that anything might be staged or faked and then act based upon your estimates of the probability of that.

    3. Re:Not a surprise unfortunately... by Fahrenheit+450 · · Score: 1

      What you say is entirely true, but it also applies to printed works and academic papers.

      It does, but with printed material there tends to be that chain of trust in existence. Most people are willing to put some trust in Addison-Wesley or O'Reilly publishing to not put out junk (unfortunately this isn't the case everywhere -- see Apress' recent Practical OCaml for an example... whoof!). And a lot of the journals and conference proceedings have a higher sense of trust as they tend to be peer-reviewed and evaluated by others in the profession.

      But still, you have your junk that sneaks in, or some journal that some guy publishes in his basement, and you do have to be careful there, as they benefit from that trust when they shouldn't.

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  17. Programming students might be the worse... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I been going to school part-time for the last five years to learn programming. (This is my second tour through college as I got my General Education associate degree in 1994.) A lot of programming students will learn only what the instructors put in front of them. Very few students have the initiative to read or program outside of the classroom. What's taught in the class may meet the academic requirements but I wouldn't try to get a job based on that. I've told recruiters that I understand programming concepts and can read code, but I'm not a programmer per se since I have no actual work experience.

    When a woman friend accused me of hacking her Google email filters (not true but it's a long story), I died laughing as I pointed out that I wasn't taught enough at school to become a script kiddie. Besides, if I did hacked Google's email filters, why didn't they offer me a job? Boy, she was pissed.

    1. Re:Programming students might be the worse... by chroot_james · · Score: 1
      when I first started school there were about 600-700 kids in computer science. after the first year we were down to 300. when the 3rd year started we were down to around 150. by the time I graduated, my class was about 100 kids.

      my point is that if kids can't program, they should be given f's so they can either learn they're not cut out for programming or they can start working harder. computer science is a lot more than just clicking around on a computer...

      "Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them."
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    2. Re:Programming students might be the worse... by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "computer science is a lot more than just clicking around on a computer..."

      Computer Science is also a lot more than just programming. There are plenty of theory guys who aren't all that sharp when it comes to actual programming but very much belong in Computer Science. I'm not saying they shouldn't be given F's in programming-specific classes if they deserve it, but there are plenty of CS degree paths that don't do much more than entry level programming and that is a good thing.

  18. Digital generation by porkThreeWays · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's about right. I always see these news stories about the digital generation and generation myspace, etc, etc. They'll show some kid downloading music, chatting on AIM, going on myspace, and playing some game in flash on a website. The parents go on how great he can multitask and how great he is on the computer, blah, blah, blah.

    The truth is, many kids just find a few things they really like and latch onto them. They don't really understand any sort of computing fundamentals. They understand how to go on AIM and myspace all day. When faced with a computer intensive task that relies on critical thinking and not just keystroke habits, they fall flat on their face.

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    1. Re:Digital generation by archen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an extension of what you're saying, I was discussing with my wife about digital knowledge vs age. The former joke used to be if you didn't know how to do it, then you pay some kid down the street to show you how to use your computer. I think we're over the "it's new" hump and that's no longer a given. She used to say her little brother (he's 3) would be a computer wizard that would run circles around us all one day, but I think she's seen enough kids now days who are just point and click masters who don't have the skills to do something as simple as HTML - she's kind of retracted that statement now.

      At this point I'm sure it's just going to be a matter of time before popular opinion catches up with the reality. I'm sure people were the same when cars first appeared and old fogies didn't know how to work them. I doubt anyone in the 70's assumed a kid was a wizard mechanic just because he'd been around cars all his life.

    2. Re:Digital generation by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 1
      keystroke habits

      Kids these days have keystroke habits? I don't think I've seen anyone other than the handful of compsci geeks at my school who knows how to use keyboard shortcuts. It's immensely painful watching someone switch between the mouse and the keyboard every second, especially when they're entering data into a long web form or something like that.

    3. Re:Digital generation by Alcari · · Score: 1

      True, very few kids actaully know what they're doing on a computer. Even those that are "Really good with computers" sometimes know how to install files, and run a virus scan. those that "run a website" actually have a myspace. Those that "can make programs and stuff" know a little HTML.

      The saddest thing is that you can't teach coding or computer maintenence, You can only teach routines and languages. When people ask me 'How do you know that stuff?' my answer is usually that I don't, they're educated guesses of what will probably fix their code/machine based on an instinct. When you teach people how to solve computer problems, you need to litterally teach some people 'ok, click here, a window opens. Select Properties, because that's where you want to go, then go the the seocnd tab from the left....etc etc'

      Instead, you should be teaching associative thinking, probable cause and effect, and teach people to scout around a bit for what seems like something that could work.

  19. Another real conversation by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

    This one with a CS student:
    I was discussing different OS's and he is steadfast in his beliefs (even after showing facts otherwise) that:
    -Windows XP is based off of DOS (It's actually loosely based on the OS/2 NT project)
    -Mac OSX is based off Mac OS 9, and sucks (actually NeXT)
    -Palm OS looks like no desktop OS, and therfore sucks
    -Unix is crap
    and...
    -Linux is rooted in DOS

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    1. Re:Another real conversation by k_187 · · Score: 1

      so what was his point?

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    2. Re:Another real conversation by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      The screen is black with white text on it, therefore it must be very similar to DOS.

    3. Re:Another real conversation by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I was talking to a Senior level CS student in an "Internet Programming" class. I mentioned that I wish we did more Internet programming and less web programming. He looked at me blankly and asked, "Is there a difference?"

      Sad state of affairs as far as I'm concerned.

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    4. Re:Another real conversation by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Well, as Djikstra said,

      Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
    5. Re:Another real conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was talking to a Senior level CS student in an "Internet Programming" class. I mentioned that I wish we did more Internet programming and less web programming.
      You'd like to program your own Internet? "Internet programming". Good god. Please.
  20. These must be the same students... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who are so bad at geography they can't find the Earth on a globe. Every once in a while we get reports like that for highschool students. I guess they finally managed to graduate. Then again, average IQ is 100. I got into a casual conversation on the topic one time, and this real idiot girl volunteered here IQ--105. Wow. If that really is "slightly above average", then these studies make a lot of sense.

  21. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most people are great at critical reading, like me.

  22. A Switch by Himring · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of hooking up a five port switch once for this lady. She points at it and says, "is that the Internet?"

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  23. Breakdown by Major by SlashdotOgre · · Score: 1

    I'm curious if majors had a significant correlation. At first I'd expect electrical/computer engineering/science majors to fair well. However when you factor in that this is ofter more of a test of research skills and critical thinking, than I can see that helping liberal arts majors as well.

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  24. Sample Questions? by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

    I tried to view the sample questions on their site, but I couldn't...Despite the fact that I have Flash 9, it kept trying to redirect me to "get flash". I'll have to see at least a few of the examples before I regard this study as authoritative.

    A study done by PB Inc has found that 92% of Americans have trouble determining if surveys and studies are trustworthy, a figure that has tripled in the past six months.

  25. I'd mod you up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I didn't bother reading all of your post.

  26. Is this new? by schabot · · Score: 1

    students don't know how to judge the authoritativeness or objectivity of web sites, can't narrow down an overly broad search, and can't tailor a message to a particular audience.

    Who says they don't fail at reading books as well?

  27. It isn't just about tech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't really about technology. Swap the web sites for
    newspaper or magazine articles (or pretty much anything) and
    I bet you'll arrive at the same findings...

    Most people are just not very "smart". The skills you use
    to narrow a search are the same skills you use to debug
    software, repair an automobile or determine the correct treatment
    for a medical condition... You know, the stuff most people
    can't do.

  28. Don't Blame the Students, Blame the Schools by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This should not come as any surprise, where most students are from the failed government schooling system, and most colleges are little more than glorified trade schools or propagators of the latest wacky idea en vogue.

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  29. This is not suprising in the least by Ynsats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I went to a school that ranks in the top five on Wired's Most Wired Campuses list. I work for a company that builds advanced computer systems with capabilities far beyond the average joe's imagination. Since my youngest days I have been surrounded by computers and technologically astute people. All of these intelligent people with vast amounts knowledge and experience yet, when it comes to things like emails, I get nothing but urban legends and forwards, even after I debunk thier tripe with snopes.com. If they need to find something on the internet, they ask me for help.

    I think the problem lies not in comprehension ability but in the ability to ask the right question to get what you want. The way people are taught to solve problems in school affects how they solve problems in life. It doesn't help any that so few students actually grasp the idea behind problem solving and even less are any good at actually doing it. Most people see a problem that has a solution or a question that has an answer. If they don't get the right solution, they immediatly think that there is something wrong with that question or problem or how they worked it out. They waste time and energy trying to find thier mistake. In reality, the first thing that should be taught is if you are asking a question and not getting the answer you expected, maybe you are not asking the right question.

    To illustrate the point, working in IT, I, like many others, have had an opportunity at one point to have the luxury of operating a help desk hotline. What fun! The most tedious part is getting the clueless user on the other end to get you the information you need to solve thier problem and send them on thier blissfully merry way. I cannot count the number of times I asked a question that seemed entirely sane to me only to recieve the most insane answer from the user that I never expected. At first I would be frustrated and blame the user and bring in to question thier level of intelligence. Eventually I learned that it might not be the user...or anybody for that matter. There is a communication break down because of different realms of knowledge relating to both parties involved. For me to get the answers I needed, I had to find creative ways to rephrase the question. I asked numerous users the same questions 9 different ways from Sunday and very few actually figured out that I asked the same question over and over again, just in a way to shift the focus of the question to get the right detail I needed in an answer.

    Search engines work much the same way. If you didn't get the results you wanted, rephrase the search terms or change the priority of the terms in the search string. The same principle can be applied to questioning the validity of a website. Unfortunatly, this way of dealing with a problem is not taught at school. It is also unfortunate that it would be difficult to do so without real world application. The fact that so few actually eventually pick it up later in life is a testament to the idea that there something fundamentally wrong with how we teach and develop problem solving skills at an earlier age than college. These kids should be entering higher education with the foundations of these skills already laid. If they were, there wouldn't be these cognitive problem solving issues.

    1. Re:This is not suprising in the least by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Unfortunatly, this way of dealing with a problem is not taught at school. It is also unfortunate that it would be difficult to do so without real world application.

      Obviously, the solution is to make all gradeschool students work at helpdesks!

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  30. Its like kids who were raised by their TV... by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    They start to think that everything on they hear on TV is real or true, only this generation is one that was raised on the internet instead....

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  31. It just goes to show you by plopez · · Score: 1

    make something easy enough for monkeys to use and monkeys will end up using it.

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    1. Re:It just goes to show you by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      ...and ONLY monkeys will use it.

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  32. Virginia SOL by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, that's really what they call the benchmark tests, though it stands for "Standards Of Learning". They are terrific at determining how much "trivia" (for lack of a better term) can be memorized by children, and regurgitated on a test. It's gotten so bad that SOL preparation takes up a substantial portion of the learning year. I have a colleague who moved here from NY around the middle of last year, and his kids nearly flunked several of their subjects. The reason was SOL based teaching - much of it is Virginia-history specific, apparently, and having spent 4-6 years in New York schools (which, apparently, are not part of the Great State of Virginia) did not know the minutiae taught here in order to pass the standard learning tests. This year they're doing great, having had the opportunity to memorize the appropriate facts from day one. This is not the kind of learning that will benefit these kids when they enter the real world.

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    1. Re:Virginia SOL by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      They are terrific at determining how much "trivia" (for lack of a better term) can be memorized by children, and regurgitated on a test.
      ...
      This is not the kind of learning that will benefit these kids when they enter the real world.
      You've never worked in my office, then. Trivia comes in very useful at the pub or on the links, and regurgitation is obviously a skill highly prized in those who seek to rise in management.
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    2. Re:Virginia SOL by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. When was the last time the name of the founder of Jamestown came up in casual conversation (that did not involve a Disney movie)?

      Management, you say? Well, that settles it - we all know that there's are no critical thinking in management. ;-)

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    3. Re:Virginia SOL by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      And by regurgitation, I meant regurgitation of the had-too-many-vodka-tonics variety...

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    4. Re:Virginia SOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can totally concur. My wife taught elementary school in Fairfax County until this past year (we moved out of state), and SOLs were the thing that she hated most about the state's educational system.

      They spend the ENTIRE year (up to the Spring test) preparing for whatever subjects the SOL tests will cover, and almost totally ignore the other subjects. This is because their test scores MUST be above a certain level to avoid repremand, regardless of their ability to do well on these stupid tests (she had many non-native English speakers, autistic kids, kids that just moved from Honduras to VA and have never been to school, etc). After the SOL tests are over (in May I want to say), the year is basically over and they do next-to-nothing until Summer break.

      Horrible idea, all the teachers hate it because it forces them to make tailor their ciriculum to the test, not to what is important for them to learn to make them well rounded.

    5. Re:Virginia SOL by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Just the other day I was discussing Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoenhiem with my Alienist when he suddenly remembered a engagement elsewhere, So I struck up a conversation about Minoan linguistic patterns with the hostess who really had to leave to deal with the party, then started chatting about Mississippian Mound Builder cultural survivals with a fellow I ran into but when he left I found myself in a empty room and...yeah yer right

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    6. Re:Virginia SOL by sweetlipsbutterhoney · · Score: 1
      ...and having spent 4-6 years in New York schools (which, apparently, are not part of the Great State of Virginia) did not know the minutiae taught here in order to pass the standard learning tests...
      Speaking of minutiae, Virgnia is a commonwealth, not a state. I bet that question would be on the SOL.
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    7. Re:Virginia SOL by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Uh, James?

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    8. Re:Virginia SOL by NaCh0 · · Score: 1

      Turned another way, if her alternative teaching methods actually worked, she wouldn't have to work within those rigid "by the book" standards of math and english. The kids would simply know the material when judgement day came. I love how teachers are so fearful that students might actually be tested for results. It's also telling that she admits to doing "next-to-nothing" in the classroom once the pressure of the standardized testing is out of the way.

    9. Re:Virginia SOL by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      FWIW, that's the answer I put down in High School (in MD) on a pop quiz (for which I did not do the reading). Of course the teacher asked the question - it was an oral quiz - and then made the comment "heck, if you don't know, just put down Smith" with a straight face. Bastard. Actually, he was a nice guy, and a very good teacher - and I will always remember the name John Smith.

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  33. Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by borkus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I was an English major and made my way into IT through the workplace. I constantly encounter situations where I use my college skills to write and speak clearly. In fact, I'm struck by how well those skills have aged at this point in my career versus the skills of IT/CS majors my age (I'm 40).

    So, for Computer Science/IT/MIS majors, I'd recommend the following -

    • Take at least one class a year outside of your field that requires writing assignments. It can be in Literature, History, Economics,Psychology - whatever interests you - but learning about diverse subjects and being able to write in response keeps your writing skills honed and your abstract reasoning skills sharp. Also, learning outside of your major may help apply your technical skills to real life domains.
    • Take a Public Speaking class. Some degree programs require it, but anyone who graduates from a university should be able to give a coherent oral presentation. Most Public Speaking classes aren't just about the mechanics of speaking (vocal projection, enunciation, body language and eye contact) but also how to organize your thoughts and shape a presentation for a given audience and time frame. People won't see the value in your ideas if they don't understand what you're talking about.
    1. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      I was an English major and made my way into IT through the workplace. I constantly encounter situations where I use my college skills to write and speak clearly. In fact, I'm struck by how well those skills have aged at this point in my career versus the skills of IT/CS majors my age (I'm 40).

      Umm, might I ask why you:
      A) Visit Slashdot?
      and
      B) Post on Slashdot?

      On a side note, the accounting department at the university I attend is pushing communication skills fairly hard. Apparently, the upper management for the business school learned that, in order to be effective and efficient in the office and with clients/business partners, communication is kind of important.... I guess that's why they outsource correcting memos for projects to English majors to have them grade the grammar, then ship them back to the professors to grade the content.

    2. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

      As a Comp Sci major, I'll have you know that I deal with Communications and English majors nearly every day.

      They also use their college skills to communicate clearly when they ask me, "Do you want fries with that?". ...laugh - it's a joke!

    3. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      No offense, but as an English/CS/Philos major, I understand that there are roles for people who have the ability to both do the nerd thing, and do the communication thing, but there are also roles for people who simply do the communication thing, and people who simply do the nerd thing.

      To make the facile assumption that everyone needs to be able to do both is to miss the point of hiring specialists in the first place.

      Frankly, in my experience, technical people and communication people both believe that their specialty is more important than it actually is. This is why you see CS people berating tech writers for not having a Masters in CS before they dare to form an opinion regarding tech, and English people telling a bunch of introverted CS guys that they need to take 20 credits worth of communications classes to be good at their technical specialties. The truth is, it is more important to be good at what you're supposed to be good at than it is to be well-rounded.

      I'm an unfocused kind of guy, and I like being what I am, but if you hire someone like me you have to accept that I'm not going to be as good a programmer as a specialist programmer, and you have to accept that I'm not going to be as good a communicator as a specialist communicator.

      Where I work, this is not only fine, it's necessary, because my job is to translate the needs of the users directly to code, so I have to be able to deal with users and write the code. But it is much more common to have two sets of specialists who deal with each other through a set of equally specialized intermediaries who are adept at translating.

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    4. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

      I insulted, scruw yoo!

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    5. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by Myrcutio · · Score: 1
      but also how to organize your thoughts and shape a presentation for a given audience and time frame. People won't see the value in your ideas if they don't understand what you're talking about.
      This isn't really a matter of public speaking, but rather basic logic. Logic and how to formulate ideas are not taught in schools anymore (at least not in public school). Even in college, most students won't learn logic until they take Discrete Mathematics, and certainly not how to use logic to understand an argument or presentation clearly. This is supposed to be taught in Freshman Composition, but most professors these days only cover MLA format and how to make a pretty works cited page.
    6. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      To make the facile assumption that everyone needs to be able to do both is to miss the point of hiring specialists in the first place.
      Well, no. Have you ever worked on a software engineering team of any significant size? Communication skills are crucial if you want to be anything but a minimum-wage code monkey. The people who really know what's going on, who have a strong grasp of the technical issues and the ability to effectively communicate with different audiences, are the ones who are in lead/senior/designer roles and get paid well. I know a lot of people here love coding, but I really doubt that anyone wants to be stuck doing it and nothing else forever.
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    7. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by borkus · · Score: 1

      This is supposed to be taught in Freshman Composition...

      Too true. Unfortunately, Freshman Comp is typically taught by lower level English graduate students; in fact, it's often the instructor's first time teaching a class. Undergrads don't get exposed to more experienced Liberal Arts instructors until they get into higher level classes. I don't intend that as a dig at Freshman Comp teachers - many go on to become excellent professors once they've gained some experience. Occasionally, you'll get a Freshman Comp instructor who's either a natural teacher or has prior teaching experience, but that's somewhat rare.

    8. Re:Revenge of the Liberal Arts Majors by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      A "minimum wage" code monkey? What dream world are you living in, where a skilled programmer doesn't command more than minimum wage? I agree with you that you'll never be a design lead or a manager without communications skills but you can be a prolific, successful coder without being in management, and highly skilled programmer = highly paid programmer. I still make 5 figures a year doing consulting work above and beyond my day job, and I don't claim to be an amazing programmer. I know guys who never even leave their houses and make 90,000 a year, just subcontracting to people like me.

      Not everyone is cut out to be management, and if you're not, why try to fake it? You can make a hell of a living as a brainy worker bee, and the stress is so much less.

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  34. Well? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    They are still students, after all...

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  35. This isnt tech by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    It's the same writing and research skills they're missing, but ON A COMPUTER!

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  36. In my opinion by scenestar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone who listens to techno is an idiot.

    Oh wait, you meant the OTHER techno

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    1. Re:In my opinion by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      techno is just new age classical Beethoven!

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  37. This Just In... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in, students not automatically good at doing the things they came to school to learn.

    I don't see why this is suprising. Being admitted to college does not mean you know everything, it means you are capable of learning. Determining authority and crafting good written work are difficult skills to learn and it is not reasonable to expect hight school students to be experts. That's why universities teach it.

  38. Something I learned in college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    83% of all statistics are made up.

  39. As a college student in the UK... by GotenXiao · · Score: 1

    ...I take offence to this.

    My classmates might not. I doubt they read Slashdot.

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    1. Re:As a college student in the UK... by Alcari · · Score: 1

      the mere fact that you're posting this, would place you in the other group.

  40. What terribly ignorant students! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Don't they realise that there's an objective way of precisely measuring the objectivity of a web site that every right-thinking (or did I mean left-thinking?) academic agrees with? Shame on them. It's not like objectivity is something you could dispute over.

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  41. Mod parent up! by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the .pdf :
    When constructing a presentation slide designed to persuade. . .
    -80% included irrelevant points with relevant points
    -Just 12% used only points directly related to the argument
    -8% used entirely irrelevant points

    Well DUH!!!

    When you "persuade" someone, "irrelevant points" are useful if they can be used to emotionally "persuade" someone.

    You see this all the time in political discussions.

    The problems with "testing" people is that the people who write the tests have their own biases and opinions about what is "better" or "bad". And since they write the tests, their opinions are naturally considered to be more "correct" than the people they're testing.
    1. Re:Mod parent up! by TubeSteak · · Score: 0
      The problems with "testing" people is that the people who write the tests have their own biases and opinions about what is "better" or "bad". And since they write the tests, their opinions are naturally considered to be more "correct" than the people they're testing.
      The people who designed this test aren't a bunch of hack jobs.

      ETS is the group that does the Advanced Placement test, National Merit Scholarship tests, GRE tests, SAT, TOFFL/TOEFL, and a whole bunch of other tests

      I think it is fair to assume that a big name company like ETS knows enough about designing tests to hire people who are capable of writing objective & minimally biased studies.

      I agree with the rest of your post, but not the part where you're complaining about "The problems with "testing" people," since that statement seems to suggest that you don't really know much about creating a study. There is an entire discipline (which draws heavily from sociology & stats) centered around designing studies for human subjects.
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    2. Re:Mod parent up! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that prove their point?

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    3. Re:Mod parent up! by daviddennis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm uncomfortable with this argument by authority. People who are knowledgeable about a subject have their own biases, and sometimes they show pretty clearly.

      For example, the report gives points to people who point out that an EDU or GOV site is inherently less biased than a .COM site. This is wistful thinking on the part of people who are marinated in the academic environment.

      Actually, it's fairly well known that academics have a left-wing bias. I spent a very interesting year working in an academic environment, and can confirm this to be true through direct observation. Government, of course, has a bias in favour of the programs it's referencing. If I wanted to find an impartial take on the Social InSecurity programme, for example, I don't think SSA.GOV would be the right place to start.

      Finally, their mostly content-free slide presentation does not inspire confidence, at least in me. And the Flash "Demo" doesn't allow me to try it out; it just demonstrates it in action. Boring, and the use of audio makes it over-long and far more tedious than it would have otherwise been. Thes are not the information management and presentation skills I expect from a world-class organization - especially since far less complex and easier to develop systems would have worked better.

      D

    4. Re:Mod parent up! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's fairly well known that academics have a left-wing bias.

      This is only because REALITY has a well-known left wing bias.

      Academics do disagree on subjects such as "How much gov't intervention should there be in the market?" however they all pretty much agree that dinosaurs really did exist and that the earth really does orbit the sun.
      If right-wing politicians stuck to arenas where there was a legitimate debate rather than trying to dispute actual facts of nature, perhaps they would find themselves less at odds with the scientific community.

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    5. Re:Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can confirm it is true through anecdotal evidence?

    6. Re:Mod parent up! by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      If reality really had a left-wing bias, Russia and the Eastern Bloc would have become the richest countries in the world by 1989.

      Instead, they dissolved into nothingness.

      Since I live in Pennsylvania, in the chilly East, I tell you honestly that I welcome our Global Warming Overlords. Please, a 10degF warming today would have been absolutely delightful. Bjorn Lomberg, author of the Skeptical Environmentalist quite rightly points out that global warming, if it is in fact occuring, would have benefits as well as costs.

      There have been a lot of accusations moving back and forth over this issue, and I'm not convinced one way or the other that warming is happening or not. However, I am convinced that if it exists, it's part of a natural cycle and it's highly unlikely we can influence it in any significant way. The idea that we can influence it by giving up the products of our industrial society strikes me as wistful thinking on the part of the left. After all, if you read anything that's been said on the left, no matter what the problem, giving up the car and the factory always seems to be the answer.

      Here's lots more:
      http://www.lomborg.com/

      D

    7. Re:Mod parent up! by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      I suppose you do have me caught in a fallancy there. I'm sorry.

      Still, there is certainly every kind of evidence you would ever want to see, including formal surveys, that show that an overwhelming percentage of academics are left-wingers. I don't think there's any major dispute of this, even among academics themselves.

      D

    8. Re:Mod parent up! by Tsagadai · · Score: 1

      Where did you fail from. Even being a communist party member or a Republican party member doesn't make you right or left wing. Go to a political debate and watch supposed conservative politicans arguing for evolution in schools, or anachists saying not to piss off police. There is a mix in everything and the left-right bullshit is a false dicotomy.

    9. Re:Mod parent up! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Initially I thought, "No one could possibly be this stupid, he must be a troll." But then I noticed your UID, guess I was wrong.
      You lack even the most elementary grasp of of what you're talking about. You're embarassing yourself. Do yourse;f a favor and read an actual history book.

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  42. This has as much to do with computer indexing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm having the same problem right now! Computerized search either gives too many opinion articles, or too much duplication.

    There are far more blogs on any topic than bona fide research. Try sifting through "global warming" to find any real research.

    In my case, the Google search "RPM subpackages manual dependencies" returns the same "Maximum RPM" article (which I already read at rpm.org) mirrored on every continent! After 5+ pages of that, I get useless pages where other people are asking the same question!

    In the old days, the Dewey Decimal System indexed titles or topics, e.g. Biology. They often hit more relevant terms than Google.

  43. Are College Students Techno Idiots? by arkanoid · · Score: 0

    Yes, they are

  44. Are you using the test correctly? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    This test uses simulated software which may be sufficiently different than what the person is used to that his test score suffers as a result. It's like giving a person a RPN calculator with instructions, then expecting him to be as proficient as he would be if he were using his own calculator.

    Here's an example:
    Many people may use a search engine that allows you to narrow a search by searching within previous results. This lessens and may eliminate the need to use "AND" altogether. The demo I saw required the student to use "AND" to get the correct score.

    Let's assume this test's simulated software is similar to what your students will be using when doing real research.
    IF your purpose is to find out if the students have proper training, and what additional training they need, then this is a evaluation useful tool.
    IF you are using it to ask "why is Johnny a techo-idiot" or say "27% of college students are techno-idiots" when the real answer may be something as reasonable as "27% of college students just don't know your system yet, so teach him" then you aren't using the test correctly.

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    1. Re:Are you using the test correctly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget calculators. If they know the fundamentals behind the calculator then they should be able to use any calculator.

      If you know the fundamentals of a word processing program, then you should be able to use any word processing program.

      If you know the fundamentals behind driving a vehicle, then you should be able to use any vehicle.

      These three statements are all the same, but applied to different items. They are all true statements. I never stated being able to use any item well. Each will have a learning curve to it, but if they know the fundamentals then they are way ahead of people who only know how to use a specific item.

      Additionally, people need to learn to RTFM, or use the Help menu. It is there for a reason.

      Side story: I worked for a few months in tech support for a dial up ISP. One day my manager asked everyone for help. He stated that he needed something automated so that he could save himself a few hours of work every week. Now this guy had graduated with a CS degree and was Network+ certified, I have no degree or certifications. The other dozen employees attempted to help. They started using Google to search for the answer, they talked about writing their own bash scripts, or just tried to fiddle with the program to make it work. I walked over to the computer, pulled up the Help menu and entered the term. Found the answer and went back to my desk. The manager looked at me and said "What kind of hacker are you? Hacker's don't read the manual." I replied, "Real Hackers do read the manual, script kiddies do not." He did not like that answer.

      Disclaimer to the story: I am not a hacker in the media sense of the word. I am a hacker in the mentality sense, in the old school sense. And sorry I got off topic a bit.

  45. Why should life be different online? by supersnail · · Score: 1

    I mean how many people buy the National Enquirer believing its a newspaper?
    How many people watch Fox news thinking its just the same as CBS used to be?
    Eric von Danikens chariot of the Gods was a best seller.
    People believe George W Bush is just folks from Texas.

    These results are pretty good compared with the results for old media.

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  46. Uhm, yes, they are. by Kankraka · · Score: 1

    At least in my experience anyways. Most of the college students I know, run limewire and wonder why their computers run like crap. Gee, could it be the spyware and viruses? I think there should be a one week course on preventing this before anyone is allowed to use the internet.

    1. Re:Uhm, yes, they are. by Alcari · · Score: 1

      hehe, we actaully had a course on that in the first year. took two whole days and instructed students on how to secure their computers, lock their wireless etc. (all of us living on campus on the same network tends to make people nervous) Only when you passed the test, could you register your MAC adress for acces. When I pointed out to the guy teaching us that I had frequently posted on slashdot how they should use this idea for the whole world, his reaction was "you post on slashdot? ok nothing new to learn here then, go do something usefull" who says /. is a waste of time? it earned me two days.

    2. Re:Uhm, yes, they are. by Salvance · · Score: 1

      Who knows, maybe slashdot can grant you the power of having one wish per day granted ... if only ;)!

      I've never had the good fortune for slashdot to take boring days out of my work life, maybe I'll have to figure out some way to get out of a conference in recognition of my slashdot postings.

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  47. We're too visual by cvd6262 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'll point us back to a couple of /. posts.

    First, Nature found that people judge websites in a few milliseconds:
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/01/1 7/0342224

    Then Harvard and Cal find that phishing works because people judge too much on the visual presentation:
    http://it.slashdot.org/it/06/03/30/1556226.shtml

    Now we see that people are poor judges of content. Quite close to A + B = C.

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    1. Re:We're too visual by sco08y · · Score: 1

      We're too visual

      I'm not so sure that's the case.

      Look at someone just learning a computer. They're *terrified.* I mean, if you've ever learned how to shoot and watched people learn how to shoot it makes sense that someone would be scared of a gun. But I think people are just as scared learning how to use computers.

      But as strong as the fear may be, people have a social and financial need to become computer literate.

      When a GUI app like Word delivers instantaneous feedback, showing you exactly what will appear on paper as you type, you get a sense of control that you simply don't get with a CLI or with logical systems. You would have to learn to trust yourself to be able to organize your actions in such a way that you could perform a task without instantaneous feedback.

      And even if you did, you're already computer literate so you're not opening up any new social or financial opportunities.

    2. Re:We're too visual by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Quite close to unsolvable?

  48. Highly Ironic? by YahoKa · · Score: 1
    Maybe I have no ICT skills, but I've looked at the stuff on their website, and I call BS on their assessment. How ironic that I find that their study that says people like me have no information skills calls the information the give total crap.

    Take a look at their flash demo. I think they pull this out of their asses pretty much. Not to say that any college students (myself included) do have critical thinking skills, but let's not get our knickers in a knot.

  49. Certainly the end of the world.... by fatdaveinthesky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..of Warcraft. This is not anything surprising, and is not limited to those tubes on the internets. As people are constantly bombarded with spin or outright falsification, it becomes increasingly difficult to actually discern what is legitimate, objective information from what is not. Mass media constantly and actively subverts peoples' critical reasoning skills in order to convince them to buy an item or believe a statement based on limited or dubious claims. They purposely subvert and abuse data in order to create pseudo-scientific claims of validity. Corporations and political parties are especially guilty of this. But it extends much deeper when fundamental research is compromised in an effort to build data for a claim. Think tanks, R&D labs, and even research units at universities are often funded by organizations with an inherent conflicting interest in the objective conclusions of the research conducted. With so many competing and conflicting claims of validity, the decision to be an idiot is a rational statement on utility. When actually getting to the bottom of some claim, weighing evidence on multiple sides, and making judgements on their validity becomes excessively time-consuming or difficult, it is much easier and better to just go along for the ride. Everyone does this, to a certain degree. You have to find some source of information that is trusted, since it is impossible to independently verify every claim you see. But outside of incredibly boring peer-reviewed scientific journals that often bear little impact on peoples' daily lives, almost every other source of information from CNN to Fox News can have significant questions of trustworthiness, bias, or objectivity raised against it. It's almost miraculous when people can work out ingenious ways to actually wade through all of the crap with any degree of success at all, such as Google searches or Wikipedia. Make no mistake, civilization and progress are intimately connected to the ability for mankind to learn. Truth is under a relentless unresting attack by organized interests. - Reality has a well-known liberal bias. Stephen Colbert

  50. You can lead a horse to water... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your comment got me thinking about something. I, too -- as well as most others here on Slashdot, I'd expect -- just "figured out" the internet, and most things about computers and technology in general.

    However, I think that we had some motivation to. At least I did -- I was curious about the internet, and what information (insert porn joke here) I could find on it. So I figured out how to use it.

    I suspect that a lot of people out there, have never really had any burning desire to use the internet to accomplish some task that wasn't trivial. Thus, they've never bothered to figure it out. I doubt they're completely incompetent, if they wanted to do it; they just don't care.

    It reminds me of a (much) younger brother of mine, who was never much into computers. At about the same age that I started getting interested in technology, he found other hobbies. He knew where the power switch was on his iMac, but that was about it. When he wanted to look something up on the Internet, he'd usually just ask or call me, and I'd research it and send him back some results. When I started working and moved further away, it wasn't practical to do this anymore. The last time I went back and spent some time with him, he was significantly better at doing internet research. Not only that, but he had figured out how to install software, access technical forums and ask the right questions when it didn't work, and generally troubleshoot. He'd even bought and installed a new hard drive and RAM, and set up a WLAN and shared printer (by finding and following the right HOWTO-type articles). While it might seem trivial to the Slashdot crowd, this isn't bad for a casual computer user.

    This was somebody who I had basically written off as so incompetent at anything electronic or mechanical, that he'd be a hazard to himself. (And in truth, later I found out that he had hosed his system more than once in the learning process.) But when there wasn't someone there to ask questions of, or do research for him, he had a reason to figure it out. And he did.

    Sometimes you have to let people fail and learn on their own, if they're ever going to succeed at all.

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    1. Re:You can lead a horse to water... by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the best way to learn. Fuck your system up? Won't do that again. That's how I learned. The problem is that older than college age people had to know how to use a computer to do menial tasks. College students are of the age where we probably started out with Windows 95. We know how to use Windows for basic stuff, and we've always had someone older to fix it or do it for us. Some of us are the oldest in the family (like me) with parents who are too much older to have learned all the techno-crap back when older-than-college people would have been learning to fix their own problems. For us, we have enough know-how to fix it for the youngers (which only makes them worse), but we still can easily get a bit O.O when someone says they used DOS. We never had to use that, so it's weird to us. I saw it being used yesterday and got confused. I wanted bash back. The "family tech support" people and those 25-40 years old are the only computer literate people left, pretty much. Everyone older or younger has that middle generation fixing things for them, so they don't learn. We need to stop fixing things for them. I think I'll teach my siblings "RTFM" ;)

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  51. Real conversation by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    I remember a random conversation in an FPS I used to play (counterstrike):

    During a discussion about old computers:

    Me: I still have my old 486 from 1994.
    Random person: 486?! I'm still using a 333!!

    1. Re:Real conversation by petdragon · · Score: 1

      This is second hand but from a very reliable source. One day, in the office that does the maintenance programming for the network at my old employer, was heard the following from a systems programmer. shortly after I transferred: ("Old," in this context, means "someone who had been there for a couple of years."):

      Old Programmer: Are you going to use A.S.C.2 [sic, phonetically] in your update?
      New Programmer: I beg your pardon?
      OP: You know, the A.S.C.2 table.
      NP: (thinking is some sort of special communications protocol) May I see a copy?
      OP: (scornfully) You should have learned this in your first programming class. (pulls open a printer manual and reveals the ASCII table)
      NP: Oh.

  52. MOD PARENT UP by icedcool · · Score: 1

    People are techno idiots... not just college students. Although, that college students are just as bad as most people is kind of disheartening.

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  53. This is certainly the end of the world... by fatdaveinthesky · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ..of Warcraft.

    This is not anything surprising, and is not limited to those tubes on the internets. As people are constantly bombarded with spin or outright falsification, it becomes increasingly difficult to actually discern what is legitimate, objective information from what is not.

    Mass media constantly and actively subverts peoples' critical reasoning skills in order to convince them to buy an item or believe a statement based on limited or dubious claims. They purposely subvert and abuse data in order to create pseudo-scientific claims of validity. Corporations and political parties are especially guilty of this.

    But it extends much deeper when fundamental research is compromised in an effort to build data for a claim. Think tanks, R&D labs, and even research units at universities are often funded by organizations with an inherent conflicting interest in the objective conclusions of the research conducted.

    With so many competing and conflicting claims of validity, the decision to be an idiot is a rational statement on utility. When actually getting to the bottom of some claim, weighing evidence on multiple sides, and making judgements on their validity becomes excessively time-consuming or difficult, it is much easier and better to just go along for the ride.

    Everyone does this, to a certain degree. You have to find some source of information that is trusted, since it is impossible to independently verify every claim you see. But outside of incredibly boring peer-reviewed scientific journals that often bear little impact on peoples' daily lives, almost every other source of information from CNN to Fox News can have significant questions of trustworthiness, bias, or objectivity raised against it.

    It's almost miraculous when people can work out ingenious ways to actually wade through all of the crap with any degree of success at all, such as Google searches or Wikipedia. Make no mistake, civilization and progress are intimately connected to the ability for mankind to learn. Truth is under a relentless unresting attack by organized interests.

    - Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
    Stephen Colbert

  54. Of course they are... by Impavide · · Score: 1

    Of course they are...

    For the same price, if they have the choice between a Pocket PC that can read email, browse internet, read RSS feeds, run DOS apps, read PDFs, watch movies, listen music, do GPS navigation, Instant message, run Scumm games, run NES games, do calls with Skype, organize photos, create Word documents, create Excel documents, watch Powerpoint presentations, run VNC, plan budget, plan fitness, read an offline version of Wikipedia, compose music, etc...

    ... or and Ipod who that ... play music.

    They will pick the Ipod without hesitation, even if it doesn't have a replacable battery and they will even reveal their ignorance using clearly visible white earbuds!

  55. CS paper generator by matt+me · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    1. Re:CS paper generator by pcnetworx1 · · Score: 1

      Awesome. Thanks for the link.

  56. as a college tutor for math, CS/IT and English by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    As a college tutor who has tutored people for mathematics, CS, IT, and English, let me say that I think the results are overly conservative. I'd say the levels of illiteracy are much, much higher, if the sample I've encountered is any example. We're talking about 3rd year students who can't even write a descriptive paper on their daily activities; you know, a fucking journal entry.

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  57. Another real conversation... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    I had this conversation recently:

    Me: I'm going to remote into your computer. Can you go to logmein123.com?
    Person: Log-you-in...
    Me: No, log-me-in...
    Person: Log-you-in...
    Me: No, it's a website.
    Person: Oh, you don't need the "www"?
    Me: You can, www.logmein...
    Person: logmein.com
    Me: No, logmein123.com
    Person: Oh, ok, logmein123.com

  58. ETS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ETS has a vested interest in testing and grading. I would first question the accuracy and any ulterior motives of this study before blindly agreeing with their conclusions.

    I'm sure they would love to create yet another testing industry around this particular study based on its "conclusions".

  59. "Did you say free beer?" by iluvovaltine · · Score: 1
    I work at a help desk at a state university. Ten times a week someone comes up to me and asks, "Do you have a photocopier."
    I just point directly behind me.

    I support any organization that takes the sheep and leads them to a designated goal. So many people have given up their choice to have minds. They do not know how to be happy or how to access information.

    PEOPLE! Listen up to articles like these. Even college students are mindless sheep to be directed for your own profit.
    --
    Die when you die -GG Allin
    1. Re:"Did you say free beer?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, this thing behind me is a washing-machine. Here's your sign."

  60. Fundamentals in Technology by JustinianV · · Score: 1

    At my college, every student is required to take a course called Fundamentals in Technology (F. iT for short) In it, all the subjects of this study are examined, students are taught what to look for in reputability and bias in a website as well as timeliness of the information. In addition, students are also taught more or less basic computer skills like a bit of powerpoint, website design with dreamweaver, and a bit of excel. Seeing the results I see that it is probably important that it is a required course. This study certainly doesn't show that student are not tech savvy, I'm certain that a large percentage are. They can live the digital lifestyle (iPod, Digital Camera, facebook, cell phone, etc. etc.) far better than the generations previous. It also doesn't show that they are idiots by any means. In fact, if you did this same study on college graduates from 20 years ago now you'd find the same result or worse. As some have pointed out, these critical thinking skills are the skills that are underdeveloped with many people without the added technology, so it shouldn't be such a shock that people are having the same trouble with the internet environment.

  61. Don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But I do know this. In Holland I went to the LTS several decades ago. LTS stands for Lower Technical School and it is were you go to learn a trade.

    Sometime ago the whole dutch school system was overhauled and the Techincal schools (lower, middle and higher (with higher being just one level below university) were merged with the administrative schools.

    This has been a mess wich has been critized by everyone except goverment who likes to experiment with an entire generation of childeren. Dropout rate is at an all time high, business is complaining that young people don't have any skills and teachers spend more time doing administration then teaching.

    But recently I had my own experience with this. I visited a VMBO school. I have no idea what it would have been in the past (LTS or MTS) but the kids are between the ages of 12 and 16.

    Like all school including the one I visited back when dinosaurs walked the earth the various projects by the kids are on display. For my class that was a fullscale aircraft frame based on a WW1 plane wich we had created in the first and second year. 3-4 it was full off-road vehicle.

    What did I see on display at this "tech" school. Craftwork that you would expect to see in elementary school. Paper masks, crudly painted wooden figures.

    I am not going to tell you what level their IT was at because it might kill you. Lets just say that frontpage is considered elite.

    It wasn't just that the examples on display were simplistic crap. The classrooms themselves were childish. They are ordinary classrooms with a few pieces of machinery installed (too few and way too close together and nothing exciting) were as in my day you had real purpose build shops 3-4 times the size of a regular classroom with a wide range of heavy machinery of the same level you would expect in a commerical business.

    This at least explains to me a lot about my experiences in the wild with young people fresh into the marketplace, I am not suprised now that a kid wires a electrical socket wrong when in shopclass he was still messing with batteries and clip on wires that I played with when I was six. maybe it is safer to not teach with main voltage but at least I never tried to see if a wire is live with my finger (actuall fact, not making this up. Guy put his finger against an exposed wire to test if there was current on it. There was and thank god for modern circuit breakers.)

    Young kids ain't stupid. We usually beat them into shape within a year or two. The problem is the school system that tries to teach the same to everyone without being able to accept that some people just are stupid. So in order to raise the exam figures the level is being put and lower and lower so "no kid is left behind" but you end up with everyone being as stupid as the most stupid kid in class.

    We used to have something nicknamed the "housewive academy" it was the school were you learned such skills as cooking an egg and doing laundry. Yes it was sexist but the simple fact is that it ain't much better if you now teach these skills to everyone at the expense of real skills.

    College kids ain't stupid. They got the same spread of stupid and smart as the rest of society. The problem is we are teaching to the stupid, not the smart. But hey, no kid is left behind. Well except for the record number of dropouts and all those who leave school with no skills but well, you can't please everyone can you.

  62. Durrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Last year, she was surprised to learn at a conference that most people look only at the first few hits that come back from a Google query. In fact, only a tiny percentage of Google users even bother to glance at the second page of the search results. "It is well below 1 percent," she said.
    Uhhhh, maybe thats because the google works, and the first few results contain the information they needed? Would it be better to sort through 50 pages of results of a more inefficient search engine?

    Because the institutions did not make random selections, caution should be taken when evaluating the results.
    So you're saying the data you gathered is fairly worthless. Simply stunning.
  63. key combinations by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    Do yourself a favor and look through these

    There are many key combinations that save time and make you look snazzy.

    --
    Man, you really need that seminar!
  64. Error Messages by nuintari · · Score: 1
    I think this is well illustrated in the bullshit questions I get about error messages. People see anything out of the norm, on a computer, or not, and automatically assume that it is beyond their comprehension. I get dozens of calls each week, "Hi, I had an error, is there something wrong with the server?"

    For one thing, what is "the server"? What do you mean, were you loading a web page, and a message popped up? Were you trying to check your email? Help me out here. More often than not, I get a "well, the server is down isn't it?" response, to which, I cry. Heaven forbid they read the error message and let me know what it said, but people don't like to read.

    Then we get the people who get the obvious error messages, but are either too stupid, or too convinced of their own stupidity to comprehend them, and years of doing this make me believe the latter are usually right. This from yesterday's support mail:

    XXXXXXX@juno.com
    (reason: 550 Message exceeds the size limit)
    (expanded from: )

    The woman was pissed because her message did not grow through, and she demanded that I fix it right away. Telling her that I couldn't change the maximum message size that Juno accepts was not as hard as you might think, and once she realized that the error message she had sent me, already said everything I told her..... I hope she felt like a dumbass for a moment. No, I do not think SMTP errors are too hard to understand, they are very english like, and very descriptive. Ever see the ones that say, "I have not succeeded in sending your letter for four hours, but I am still trying, this is not an error, just a warning, please don't send your message again."? Yeah, we get calls from people in a panic about these messages all the fracking time, "I got an error, oh my god, the world is coming to an end, save me Jebus!"

    What it boils down to is this:
    1) People have no idea how computers work, not even on a basic level.
    2) People have some very poorly conceived/outright wrong notions about how computers work.
    3) People see things in black and white; it is either working, or 'the server' is down.
    4) People think that error messages are for geeks.
    5) People think that geeks love fixing computers so much, that we should do it for free.

    That last one is what really pisses me off. For starters, I have a life outside of fixing your inane little problems, secondly, I hate doing it. I love programming, networking, and my job in general, but cleaning granny's spyware encrusted pc for the billionth time.... it is beyond teh suck. And of course, anything that we love so much, and _should_ do for free has no value, therefore, it is not worth it to non techies to learn to care for their own pc.

    This all spills over into the world of surfing for data online, everyone assumes www.trust-me-i-am-right-about-whatever.com = legit site, whereas members.tripod.com/~dr-phils/page/about/whatever.h tml is not legit in any way. Its black and white, pure and simple. When it fails, it is not their fault because it is beyond their level of understanding. Heaven forbid they learn to do a little real research, beyond a basic google attempt. But no, that is the realm of the geek, valueless knowledge that gets you made fun of, and therefore, not worth even trying to learn.

    Learning is not a high priority in our society, we stress memorization of facts. Which has its place, I can recite most major world events from the past couple centuries, but I am a history nut, comes with the territory. I would also love to engage some people in a conversation about why those events happened, and how they effect us today. Memorization doesn't help with that, and the computer world is no different. You can memorize the steps to sign in to AIM, or Myspace, but the minute the computer does something unexpected, you are up shit creek without some critical thinking skills. Which, I am sad to say, are in short supply these days.
    --

    --Nuintari

    slashdot : where an opinion can be wrong.

    1. Re:Error Messages by Alcari · · Score: 1
      5) People think that geeks love fixing computers so much, that we should do it for free.
      which is why one should ALWAYS charge at least minimum wage for fixing computer stuff. That way, people will not ask you, unless there's something really wrong.
      4) People think that error messages are for geeks.
      Ah yes. 1"And then what happened?" 2"Well, a window opened with a red cross and an ok button" 1"ok, what does it say" 2"I don't know, I closed it" 1"why?????" 2"I thought it wasn't important" 1 *goes through all steps again to reproduce error* 1"what does it say" 2"windows did not shut down properly, to avoid seeing this message etc etc" 1"so what do YOU think the problem is and how to solve it??"
    2. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the fault of typical error messages, largely Windows.
      After a few "Error: the operation completed successfully" (huh?), "Error code E123103, please contact your administrator" (what administrator, I'm a home user, this is my PC...), and blue screens that show what is apparently a memory dump in hex (I'm human, thanks) then it becomes clear that reading error messages is not a productive use of anyone's time; you could be rebooting and getting on with your life.

  65. Where do you stop? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The link says the test's reliability is .88. At least they give a definition: that's the correlation between results on multiple administrations of the test. So a critical reader will ask what in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that has to do with anything normal people call "reliability".

    Then you have to ask, if college students can't judge the objectivity and authority of a web site, how can the test administrators do it?

    For that matter, I could have some recursive fun with the parent post. If realmolo will promise to take it as a joke and not an attack:
    o How is "terrible" defined? Is it a relative or absolute measurement and how is it assessed?
    o How many is "most"? "Most" out of what sample? How were their numbers counted or estimated?
    o What's the chain of transmission between measurements of critical reading and the parent post? Did the parent refer to primary sources?

    And that's what you can do to a statement that your own experience confirms (mine sure does).

    Reading everything critically can leave you feeling like you were dropped on this planet by mistake and don't belong here.

    "Ours is a high and lonely destiny".

  66. don't forget....it's a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ETS sells tests, such as the SAT and GRE.
    Is it at all surprising that they would criticize people for being dumb, so that they can turn around and sell you a product that claims to allow you to weed out those dumb people?

  67. Oblig: South Park (3 weeks ago) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kyle: Well why don't you just tell people the truth?! (about conspiracy theories)

    Bush: We do that too. And most people believe the truth. But one fourth of the population is retarded. If they wanna believe we control everything with intricate plans, why not let them?

  68. I thought they were... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    trance idiots. oops, that'd include me! *runs and hides*

  69. Not much better than middle schoolers, actually... by mogrify · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I taught technology at a middle school for a year, unfortunately... I remember spending a few days trying to teach them how to really use a search engine. The general idea was that you should:

    1. Write a sentence or paragraph that states the question you are trying to answer
    2. Go through and underline key words
    3. Plug those words into a search engine

    We also went over how search engines work, and I taught them to think of words that would appear on a page that held the answer they were looking for. For instance, if the question is, "How much does the moon weigh?" then you might search for the word "tons" -- even though it's not in the actual question, it would certainly be in the answer.

    I thought they had it, so I made up a list of questions and let them loose on Google. And what did they do, after all that? They typed the entire question, verbatim, into the search engine box.

    Most of them were also unable to distinguish ads from actual content; they would click on them indiscriminately. The fake error box ads got them every time. And it wasn't for lack of experience; some of them spent just as much time on the Internet as I did, but still they had no mental filters.

    On the other hand, they were extremely good at finding all kinds of inappropriate content. We used to have races - they would look at as many dirty-joke-skateboarding-crash-video-rap-artist-bi o-flash-game-and-other-Internet-crapware sites as they could, and I would monitor the router logs and block sites as fast as I could manage. It kept me pretty busy, but by the end of the year I had a great blacklist.

    I would expect this kind of competency from middle schoolers, but by college you should know better. If you can write an English paper, you should be able to think critically enough about a topic to Google it effectively.

    --
    perl -e 'foreach(values %SIG){$_="IGNORE";}while(){}'
  70. What does this have to do with technology? by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    If you look at what they tested, it has very little to do with technology. The fact that they were being asked to perform these tasks with a computer does not change that.

    First, they were asked to select a thesis statement (essentially). Surprise, few of them could -- which is what I'd expect from our education system.

    They couldn't identify which websites were relevent or authoritative to their topic. Well, I bet they couldn't do that with books, or when speaking to someone who claims to be an expert, or watching TV, or any number of other means of information gathering. People are stupid and believe anything they're told and never bother to examine the source or information critically. Shocking.

    They proved to be inept at making slides for presentations. The criteria was how well and efficiently they put information into a slide, how relevent that information was, and so forth. I am not the least bit surprised to discover that people write stupid shit, don't understand what they're talking about, and are almost completely incapable of expressing a simple idea to another human.

    But none of this is really related to technology. It's just people being stupid, brainless, slavering mouth-breathers. Welcome to Earth.

    --
    mirrorshades radio -- darkwave, industrial, futurepop, ebm.
  71. It's not college students, it's people-NOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The words you're looking for is instant gratification. We've been trained on NOW! Get it NOW! Understand it NOW! Combine that with the "multitasking", and you have the present situation.

  72. On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The college students portrayed a lot more smarts when dealing with their peers. They respect women more, and women feel safer in society. The gap between race, ie. black white and latino, as well as pacific natives such as fijian has been narrowed. People feel good again for once in their lives and authoritative websites is the least of their concern.

  73. Research Methods by esmrg · · Score: 1

    I gave an informative speech on search engines to my speech class a year or so ago. I explained what engines existed, how they work, and how to use them effectively. And the response? "Wow, I never knew there was such a thing as advanced search". and "You are like way smart".

    While I may have failed to get through to anyone in 8 minutes, I discovered there needs to be a class called Internet Research Methods. The curriculum should cover: (1) evaluating web sites for bias and authority (not just appearance) (2) boolean logic (3) the page rank algorithm (4) formulating a refined search string
    Much of the current non-CS teachers are to blame. They don't understand the internet, so they gruffly say "internet sources are not allowed on the paper, hurumpt, go to the library." When the all the library has now is crumbling, ancient texts and 200 internet terminals with MSIE. What do you expect to happen? Researching in a library requires work. Computer networks took a lot of that physical work away. People got lazy, but researching still requires all that hard work to be effective, even when using a computer.

    Essentially, good research takes A LOT of time and A LOT of sources and critical eye, since quality information is hard to find. There is a lot of crap out there, if you are too lazy to sift through it, you aren't going to find anything. -- That is the problem.

  74. I hope not by Firehed · · Score: 1

    I'm posting from in class. I might be an idiot for doing it, but I'd think that I'm not a techno-idiot.

    --
    How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    1. Re:I hope not by geekoid · · Score: 1

      posting on slashdot in no way indicates your technical saviness.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  75. Since when does choosing research statments... by ebyrob · · Score: 1

    ...have anything to do with tech savvy?

    Further, when was the last time a set of teachers and students could agree on what constituted a good research statement?

    This "research" appears to have gone looking to prove "students are tech idiots" and found exactly what it was looking for. Woohoo, nice job guys. Perhaps we should conduct a similar study on whether or not most researchers are idiots by grading them on how well they can solve real world problems... (Since these researchers apparently felt it was appropriate to judge the tech idiocy of students based on their research skills.)

    Wow, revelation of the century, students are bad at research and communication. That's because those are hard things to teach and they're quite often glossed over. Even some "researchers" are bad at this stuff! Heck being crappy at it sometimes even earns you more money than being good at it. (Kind of like writing software...)

  76. It's not college students, it's pirates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Contrast that to a study which shows something you don't want to believe, the first thing that happens, you question the methodology."

    Hey! How about those "piracy hurts the industry" studies?

  77. Right there in black and white by Psykosys · · Score: 1

    "Techno" idiots? If someone thinks whitehouse.com is the official White House website, he or she is probably not so great at evaluating printed text either.

  78. Hardly news... by theredmenace · · Score: 1

    At least fifty percent of people are idiots.

    I'm in college, and while I don't think of myself as incredibly savvy (though I am reading /. using firefox, that counts for something around here), there are a LOT of people who are worse off than myself.

    In first year, a friend decided the big metal side of her Dell computer case was a great place to put her magnetized white board. It stopped working in a little under a day.

    The problem is that most people never learn concepts, they learn how to do one specific task. For example, someone showed them that you can find the MTV website by typing MTV into Google, but they don't know why, or how it works. So when they need something a little more complex, and type in a paragraph of questions, they don't understand why it works.

    You can't expect people who only used the internet for recreation to be able to suddenly transfer it to a more strict academic context.

  79. Hell Yes! by JesterXXV · · Score: 1

    In fact, I bet that not even close to 10% have even heard of Kraftwerk.

    --
    Yo mama so fake, she failed the Turing Test.
  80. the internet makes people stupider by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Teachers have ever lowering expectations and students stoop to meet them. And let's face facts we are experiencing the Wikipediazation of Knowledge aka Truthiness. Things are whatever you claim them to be. Facts and accuracy don't matter and no one cares.

    1. Re:the internet makes people stupider by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      Stupider is not a word.
      The Internet showed me the correct use, "more stupid".

      --
      They're using their grammar skills there.
    2. Re:the internet makes people stupider by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

      In a speech class that I took over the summer, we had to select and explain a topic of our choosing, and then give a speech on it. Needless to say, every single person who used the Wikipedia as their primary source for information gave very shady supporting "facts" to there statements, and it wasn't only me saying that. When we gave feedback abd asked about facts that didn't seem quite right, the source was the Wikipedia. I'm not saying that Wiki is bad - it is very well intentioned and I support it. However, the fact that every idoit can put in there 2 cents on topics makes it anything but a credible source, even remotely.

      After about half of the speeches were given, it became quite a class discussion about the validity of Wiki, and it was deemed as a wholly unacceptable source for information that was going to be used in a factual manner.

      I cringe whenever I hear from teachers the the Wikipedia is a valid source of information for class projects, because I know it contains about as many facts as it does errors.

      Just because something is in the Wikipedia does NOT mean that it is valid.

      --
      Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  81. remember by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to users the UI is the system.
    or more broadly, what they can see is the system.
    For her intentions, the most probabaly correct answer is yes.
    Technically correct? no. Is it correct for practical purposes? yes.

    At least she grasped it was something outside her computer.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  82. in short by geekoid · · Score: 1

    IT is easy enough for anyone to do with no schooling....

    Expect to be replaced by people with nio education and the will to work for min. wage.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  83. Howdy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our job security providing overlords.

  84. A good start would be reading the findings. by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

    Information was gathered from 6300+ test takers at 63 four-year colleges and universities, community colleges and high schols, who took the ICT Literacy Assessment in 2006. Institutions selected the students that would take the assessment. Some chose to test students enrolled in a particular course, some used a random sampling process, and still others issued an open invitation and ofered gift certificates as incentives. Because the data is not a random sample and is not representative of all US institutions or all higher education instutions, ETS urges caution in using these results to generalize to the greater population of college-age students.

    But hey, what the hell, let's do it anyway! I just know that Dr. Dronebot's 8 AM Technology for Freshman Athletes section was happy to participate in the study and filled out all the answers to the absolute best of their ability.

  85. It isn't funny, it's scary by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    We allow these people to vote! They get to decide that George W Bush would be a fabulous leader. That invading Iraq is a great way to catch binladen.

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    1. Re:It isn't funny, it's scary by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Since they outnumber us, they allow US to vote.

      In any case, I've seen enough web sites that spout crap on both the "left" and the "right", so hopefully all of the idiots that read those sites just balance out each other's votes.

      In other words, I don't mind the idiots as long as there are an equal number on each side of an issue :)

      --
      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
  86. most definately by axiome · · Score: 0

    I don't think the majority of college kids know a thing about DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, or Moby.

  87. viewpoint biased "authoritativeness" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The faculties at teaching colleges are basically complaining that students are getting politically incorrect information. "If they only knew how to throw out websites that disagreed with the Progressivist Agenda, why then they'd be educated"

    I've see the materials by which they try to indoctrinate future teachers on this very subject, and it is all about viewpoint bias.

  88. In one word.... YES!!!! by z-kungfu · · Score: 1

    I work with them everyday. They're not as tech savvy as I would have thought if I didn't get the chance to work with them. Even the CS majors aren't doing to well.... I hear all the stereotypes about Linux and OSX, education is not doing it's job...

  89. You mean like Chase Sampson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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  91. No... by noSignal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find that they're favoring Emo and Rap these days. Techno is so twentieth century.

  92. Aaron McGruder said it best by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

    At the risk of having my excellent karma downmodded into oblivion, I present a clip from The Boondocks. It is rather crude and uses a profane word that is usually used in a racist manner, so don't say you weren't warned.

    But basically, I think he's right. Most "technology" kids use today are just high-tech toys. Being good at using Google actually requires having a decent vocabulary and broad knowledge base (a traditional, non-tech type of education), or at least the drive to dig deeper and read a little more to find more terms to key on. For the most part, we're just lazy and aren't willing to put in the necessary work to find the kind of information that is useful.

  93. It's not just technology but lets get around to... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... the real reasons why people can't judge the quality of information they are given. Lets face it, we are 'zerging' ourselves to death with information. (Definition: a term from starcraft in which overwhelming numbers of troops are sent at the enemy) 1) People simply do not have the time and brain processing power necessary, even before the internet, the volume of information and propaganda produced simply overwhelms peoples intellectual ability to cope with it. It's enormously tedious and time consuming and would take one many lifetimes if one was to "verify everything" we take a lot of information simply as a "given", because the benefits outway the costs. 2) Citical thinking skills do not apply equally to everybody, due to varying factors in information processing ability of the mind, ever notice that there are people that are expert at detecting when someone is lying about something, while at the same time believing the dumbest shit imaginable? 3) The advent of specialization has now made it exceedingly difficult to impossible for non-specialists to make good decisions about area's of which they are completely ignorant. This is part of the reason that voters in democracy's are increasingly impotent as population sizes and specialization increase.

  94. Failure by beauzo · · Score: 1

    I can't believe you are talking about failure! You can't let them fail! Doing so might hurt their delicate emotions and could damage them for life! "What about the children?!" "Everyone is a winner..." ...yadda, yadda, yadda...

    -Beau

  95. Love fixing computers... A tad OT. by duguk · · Score: 1

    > 5) People think that geeks love fixing computers so much, that we should do it for free.

    This one comes up so often with me too. I hate it, though I make a nice living out of fixing computers on the side, I'm fed up of helping so-called friends (not my close friends and family), I'm very tempted to say I've given up using them completely and say I'm unable to help. Seems to be the only way out of it.

    Combine this with the fact that my job as coding is paid about as much as a delivery person, I'm tempted to get a job doing that instead. Hell, at least its more varied and I might actually get rid of the back-ache I've had for 3 years now.

    I'm not moaning, but I'd like to know what other people think about this. I'm so tempted to throw everything I've learnt in computing away - I'm by no means a complete expert at everything but I do PHP coding for a living, and to a pretty complex standard. I'd feel like I was letting myself and others down by not doing it anymore but the stress and anger is too much. I feel like I'm losing!

    Probably my blog would've been a better place for this, but I might get some replies on this, even though its completely off-topic.

    Monkeyboi

    1. Re:Love fixing computers... A tad OT. by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      I have considered becoming a bus driver. Won't help your back ache, but it most certainly isn't badly paid where I live. My brother is a bus driver and he makes as much (if not more) than I did as a just-from-school computer science guy that went into the code monkey profession. (And that was in the height of the dot-com bubble, but I went for the "steady" job...)

      Out of us two, he most certainly has the more interesting job.... On top of that he has no degree that is worthy of mention and had much more fun in his teens.

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
  96. this study saies nothing by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    why don't you do the same test on a different type of people like say... garbage men, housewifes, toilet cleaners

    if they do better, then this study is shocking - otherwise it's crap...

    also what semester were the students in? in the first two semesters you've got many idiots (the ones throwing paper airplanes and copying others solutions to the assignments)... from the third semester on they are mostly gone...

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    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  97. Lack of knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm 13, and most kids I have spoken to think that Microsoft Windows is the only operating system that exists. Its sad really, how they think that they are computer experts. Replying to what someone said before, I agree that kids don't know much about the computer and the Internet. If they knew about effective Web design, they wouldn't use Myspace anymore.

    I think the problem lies with the schools. In my school, students don't learn about the computer, they just learn about how to use programs. The students don't learn about how a computer works, or the computer's parts. If you ask them basic computer/Internet questions (and I have), they won't know the answers. Many of them don't even know how to protect their PCs from computer virii, malware, worms, and the likes, let alone know about the parts of a computer.

  98. I took this test by Trophimus · · Score: 1

    I had to take this test when it came around. Apart from being a complete waste of my time, the test itself was poorly conducted. I am very computer literate which actually worked against me. Any time I tried to use a "short-cut" it was counted as incorrect. Many of the questions were terribly vague or matters of opinion. For example, if you wanted to start a slide-presentation with a question or product demonstration to grab attention, you would be counted wrong because you are always supposed to start the presentation with a clear title according to the test makers.

  99. No. by doom · · Score: 1
    The techno idiots are at Burning Man.

    (Whatever happened to Sharkbait?)

  100. Doesn't sound "techno" to me by treeves · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA, but from the summary, it sounds like a lack of communication, research, and critical thinking skills, not "techno" skills. Not every dang thing is a "techno" skill just because you're using a computer to do it.

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    ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
  101. Re:Not much better than middle schoolers, actually by UltimApe · · Score: 1

    A kid down the hall asked me if i could help him find a key for Microsoft flight simulator.

    All he was doing was typing in "key generator" into google and clicking on the first link.

    WEP keys don't work on video games, lol.

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    "Infecting minds with my own memetic virus, one post at a time." Ultimape
  102. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who teaches research to grad students all I can say is, "Agreed". They believe they're gods of searching (doesn't everyone?) and really aren't.

  103. Re:Not much better than middle schoolers, actually by Dean+Hougen · · Score: 1
    We also went over how search engines work, and I taught them to think of words that would appear on a page that held the answer they were looking for. For instance, if the question is, "How much does the moon weigh?" then you might search for the word "tons" -- even though it's not in the actual question, it would certainly be in the answer.
    They might also want to think about the definitions of the words in the question, to make sure they really understand the question, before googling about for an answer.

    Dean
  104. Stab! by pingveno · · Score: 1

    Okay, no more "mod parent up" posts. I'd rather use my new hunting knife on a small animal, but an idiotic person will do.

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    "it's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed" - Galinda
  105. Irony by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Irony: The fact that your bullshit detector is as broken as the collage idiots in TFA.

    I won't bother arguing with you about a crackpot such as Lomborg, plenty of others have done a better job than I could.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:Irony by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      I found Lomborg extremely convincing.

      I'd like to read a good anti-Lomborg argument, but all the ones I've seen are arguing more against the man than the science.

      If you have one link that summarizes the case against his work, instead of sending me off on an hours-long search adventure that I simply do not have time for, I'll read it.

      D

  106. Apologies to Knuth by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I agree, it's a false dichotomy. The "algorithm" for critical thinking is useless when there is no "data" to think about.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  107. I would say that... by mlopes · · Score: 1

    ... most of them YES!

  108. -1: Offtopic by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    Hey, old man. The topic here is the Digital Generation's poor grasp of how the Internet works, not "some asshole pontificating about how clearly he communicates with respect to science majors."
    I constantly encounter situations where I use my college skills to write and speak clearly. In fact, I'm struck by how well those skills have aged at this point in my career versus the skills of IT/CS majors my age
    I think I got my point across clearly enough.
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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  109. I call BS by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Would an English major really posses the skills to operate a cash register? I think not.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    1. Re:I call BS by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      /me raises hand

      "What's a cash register?"

  110. Techno iditots??? by vidaddy · · Score: 1

    There all a bunch of vidiots! Bob Kiger www.videographyblog.com

  111. Techno idiots??? by vidaddy · · Score: 1

    WE are all a bunch of vidiots?

  112. General vs expert knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be curious to see what the results would be if rather than given a standard question, people were tested on areas of their expertise. I've been 20+ years in bioscience, so given a biomedical query I know exactly where to start looking, the keywords to use, the structure of the subject headers, how to move sideways into related terms, and how to evaluate what I have retrieved based on who wrote it and where I found it. In a matter of minutes I'll have exactly what I need. Now take history, not my field. It took me days (cumulative) searching to find the books and articles I needed for some hobby research I was doing. I haven't a clue how to move through the Library of Congress classification system. I have no idea how to evaluate what I find, except by cross-reading and seeing where the consesus lies. One task, I'm highly competent. Another, I'm a techno-illiterate. Can the process of searching a knowledge domain be considered independent of innate knowledge of the domain?

  113. Obligatory John Brunner quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two Fools

    One says, "This is old, and therefore good."

    And one says "This is new, and therefore better."

  114. Classic ETS strategy by Iteachmykidz · · Score: 1

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