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  1. Re:Shit... on Scientists Turn Tequila Into Diamonds · · Score: 3, Funny

    There goes my liver...

    Think of the possibilities:
    1. buy some cheap tequila
    2. turn it into diamonds to buy more tequila
    3. dare I say it?...Profit! And liver damage.

  2. Re:this just makes sense on Scientists Turn Tequila Into Diamonds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, me neither...that post is goddamn insightful!

  3. Re:I see where this is going... on Toshiba Launches Laptop With Three GPUs · · Score: 1

    Score one for the onion!

    ...score 1712863 for the rest of the world.

  4. Re:Prosecutors in Italy are stupid... on Four Google Officials Facing Charges In Italy For Errant Video · · Score: 1

    Ah, that probably means they're just going to be your average run-of-the-mill amount of "ignorant". Ignore Italy, they're special...

  5. Re:dang on Obama Launches Change.gov · · Score: 1

    more like "no ipv4 connection=bullshit"

  6. Re:check the graphs... on Red Hat & AMD Demo Live VM Migration Across CPU Vendors · · Score: 1

    Sure they don't.

    Hardware H264 encoding is available and working.

    Also go mess around with different video displaying options (overlay, x11...or for windows the various VMR revisions) and watch the CPU load go up and down.

    It's not _all_ the CPU, so it'S bullshit as a CPU benchmark, especially on guaranteed-to-be-different systems.

  7. Re:check the graphs... on Red Hat & AMD Demo Live VM Migration Across CPU Vendors · · Score: 1

    Hehe, I checked the same thing. :)

    To be fair, the performance of playing a HD video is pretty much determined by your graphics card. It's not really the best CPU benchmark you could imagine. :)

  8. Re:Had went on? on Is Ubuntu Getting Slower? · · Score: 1

    Damn, a funny response and no mod points...haven't laughed as much in a looong while. ...reliable... *snickers*

  9. Well... on US Army To Push X-Files Tech Development · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll only believe it when I see it.

    *whistles the X-Files theme*

  10. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    According to Wikipedia, three out of the last four elections had the winner not carrying the popular vote. The second term of Bush (the 4th instance) was so close with 0.7% that you might as well count that one, too.

    So yeah, must be nice for a change.

  11. Re:No, you don't have to run as root first. on T-Mobile G1 Rooted · · Score: 1

    What makes sense to me and what doesn't is none of your business!

    sincerely,
    your grocery store clerk

  12. I haven't followed the whole Android business, but on T-Mobile G1 Rooted · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...wasn't this supposed to be an open platform anyway? I don't quite get it.

  13. Re:Oh goshdarnit! That other guy git in on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    I don't know what I'm gonna do.

    Stop hitting that bong would be a good start.

  14. Re:What? on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Nothing important, go back to your porn.

  15. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Incompetence.

  16. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Well, at least this time your president is going to be voted into office backed by the majority of the voters. Must feel nice for a change...

  17. Re:Hello World already running on DSI on Nintendo DSi Sells Out Quickly, Reviews Coming In · · Score: 1

    It's not only more fun, most of the time it's even more effective.

  18. Re:Please stop using the GT/s performance indicato on Intel Core I7 Launched, Nehalem and X58 Tested · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is a GT/s? (Honest question, looking for an honest answer.)

    Damn, if you had been looking for a biased answer I'd have linked you to Wikipedia...

  19. 12M Taxpayers Lost? on In UK, 12M Taxpayers Lost With USB Stick · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn...that's quite a lot of people to go missing.

  20. Re:Wow on Left 4 Dead Demo Dated, Cinematic Released · · Score: 0

    This IS Slashdot...News for Nerds, Stuff that mattered yesterday...

  21. Re:Heh on French Senate Passes Anti-Piracy Internet Cut-Off Law · · Score: 1

    Seeing how far removed some of those figures are from reality, you'd probably have to teach them what a download is, let alone how to download something.

  22. Common sense? on French Senate Passes Anti-Piracy Internet Cut-Off Law · · Score: 1

    This is akin to if you'd murder someone with a knife for the third time, they'd not let you cut your own bread for a year...err, actually you wouldn't be able to cut your own bread for far longer than a year, seeing that you'd be in a maximum security prison...but anyway.

    That really was a horrible example, someone want a car analogy?

  23. Silverlight? on Windows 7 To Be 256-Core Aware · · Score: 0, Redundant

    RTFA my ass!

  24. Re:Really? on German Foreign Ministry Migrates Desktops To OSS · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Did you read The Guardian article (actually The Observer)? It's dated June 22nd. Of 2003. Two Thousand And THREE.

    Holy Shit, Bazman!

  25. Re:Why OSS? on Good Open Source, Multi-Platform, Secure IM Client? · · Score: 1

    Maybe not now, maybe he might later if the whole project goes under.