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  1. Re:Good! on With $160 Billion Merger, Pfizer Moves To Ireland and Dodges Taxes (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They found a way out. They will still pay US tax on US profits.

    No. See, what they do is they "sell" all their patents to an Irish division of the company. That makes all the revenue they get from the US, "Irish profits".

    Do you believe that only 30% of Apple's profits are from US sales? Do you really believe that?

  2. Re:"Like going back to an earlier time" on What the Sony Hack Looked Like To Employees (slate.com) · · Score: 1

    Before Sony was an evil fucking corporation it was an awesome fucking corporation. You bought Sony if you wanted an excellent product.

    I remember. They used to have miniDisc players that had some of the first AD/DA audio converters at the consumer level. I used to buy them at garage sales and use them to make music using early versions of ProTools.

    Also, they had some nice multiband radios and a field recorder called the TCD5M that was superb. When I did sound for films I used mine all the time. A lot of pros used it to replace the Nagra recorders. That's how good it was.

    http://transom.org/2005/sony-t...

  3. Re:Litigious Much on "Clock Boy" Ahmed Mohamed Seeking $15 Million In Damages · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You DO realize that he's moving to Qatar [cnn.com] right?

    Qatar is Amsterdam compared to Texas. You know, they only have two things in Texas, right?

    And you don't look like a steer.

  4. Re:Litigious Much on "Clock Boy" Ahmed Mohamed Seeking $15 Million In Damages · · Score: -1, Flamebait
  5. "Like going back to an earlier time" on What the Sony Hack Looked Like To Employees (slate.com) · · Score: 2

    Yeah, a time before Sony was an evil fucking corporation. The late 19th century, I think.

  6. "Wish"? on Microsoft Pulls Windows 10 November Update (1511) ISOs (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Microsoft spokesperson confirmed they wish people install the older version

    And I wish I'm gonna win the Lotto, but it ain't gonna happen either.

  7. Is this the Year? on How Close Are We To a Mars Mission? (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this is the Year of Mars on the Desktop.

  8. sweet mysteries of life on The Moon's Two Sides Look So Different Thanks To 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Physics (forbes.com) · · Score: 1

    it appears that heating from the hot, young Earth caused a chemical and crustal difference

    Heating from hot young things tends to cause chemical and crustal differences in my underwear.

    Sorry. It's Sunday night and my fantasy team is in the toilet and I've been drinking.

  9. "Weeks prior to the September 11 terrorist attacks, a test-bed program dubbed ThinThread was shut down in favor of a more expensive, privacy-invasive program

    Thanks a lot, Obama.

  10. Is that really necessary in a country where almost everything is a crime and guilt is determined by the gut feelings of a few random people?

    Bless your heart.

  11. Re:Why the negative spin on it? on Zuckerberg To Take 2 Months Paternity Leave To Give His Kid a Better Outcome (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    It's Facebook, so you just have to say something negative about it, right? This site is becoming such a pile of shit, jesus christ.

    Jeff, you're supposed to be on paternity leave. Put down the computer and go tend to your wee bairn ya doss cunt.

  12. Of course, I'm Swedish.

    Well, there you have it. Here in the US we'd rather have our children raised by wolves, because we have to fill all those privatized prisons.

  13. Take It Down on Zuckerberg To Take 2 Months Paternity Leave To Give His Kid a Better Outcome (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If Zuckerberg really wanted to give his kid a better outcome, he'd dissolve Facebook immediately and give all his money to the EFF.

  14. Re:What was really going on with... on Netflix Remaking Lost In Space (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    The Ghost and Mrs. Muir?

    When she was young, Hope Lange was hot af.

    http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image...

  15. Re:Nostalgia is a dead end on MST3K Successfully Crowdsources Its Comeback (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    Christ, man. Just don't watch it. We don't need an essay about your existential issues with aging.

    You want a retread of a show from the '80s and you think I'm the one with the issues with aging?

    Dude, there has to be something more compelling than your show from 30 years ago.

  16. Re:Lost in Space? on Netflix Remaking Lost In Space (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    What next, "My Mother, the Car"?

    Green Acres, starring Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in a dual role as both Lisa and Arnold.

  17. Re:Lost in Space? on Netflix Remaking Lost In Space (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    Followed by "Family Affair"

    It could work if they could get Ricky Gervais to play the Sebastian Cabot role. And Charlie Sheen to play Uncle Bill.

  18. Nostalgia is a dead end on MST3K Successfully Crowdsources Its Comeback (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I enjoyed the hell out of mst3k, but some things are better left alone. It's really hard to recapture something that's very specific to a time and a generation.

    Seeing new mst3k episodes is kind of like watching a Guns'n'Roses reunion tour. It's not going to be anything like seeing them back in the day and it all feels a little seedy and desperate with a fat, bald Axl Rose and the once-rocker audience now checking their smartphones and Apple Watches to text the nanny that they're going to be a little late.

    If you're an artist and you've done something good, move on and do something else good. Don't try to recapture your glory days. Like Earnest T Bass from the Andy Griffith Show used to say, "I don't chew my cabbage twice".

  19. Re:Ask your kids. on Ask Slashdot: Xbox One Or PlayStation 4? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, ask your kids.

    My kids can play with Lincoln Logs just like I did. The Playstation is mine, dammit.

  20. Re:Hemi on Satellite Wars (ft.com) · · Score: 0

    You sound old.

    I prefer, "seasoned".

  21. Hemi on Satellite Wars (ft.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This reminds me. I had a '72 Plymouth Satellite 2-door with posi-traction when I was in my junior year of college. It was a totally bad ass car. I wish I had it now, if only to show those friggin' millennials with the new Challengers what the original looked like.

    I had glass pack mufflers on it so it made a racket when I was taking off from the stop light. Got about 3 miles to the gallon, if I remember correctly, so I mostly kept it parked.

    So satellites. Yeah, whatever.

  22. Hobbit MOVIES? As in plural? on Now We Know Why the Hobbit Movies Were So Awful (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I didn't know there was more than one. The Hobbit ones have the guy who plays Dr Watson alongside Cumberbatch's Sherlock, right? Yeah, the one I saw wasn't so horrible. It had dwarves who found some big basement filled with gold and then the head dwarf didn't want to give it up and then the badass elves came and said "You've got to give up that gold" and the dwarf said, "Nuh-uh!" and then Gandalf came and said some shit and then the orcs came (love the orcs) and then Billy Connolly as one of the dwarves comes riding up whipping orc ass and them some more shit happened and then...I don't remember the rest. But I love Billy Connolly because I find Scottish accents to be funny as hell. I like to imagine Begbie from Trainspotting riding the Caragor, yelling, " 'CUSE I FOOCKING TOLD YA SO, YA DOSS CUNT!

    It wasn't great, but it wasn't horrible. I'm pretty sure I was high as fuck when I saw it though.

    So, there were more Hobbitses after that, and did they have anyone with Scottish accents? I'm gonna go watch a little Begbie to tide me over.

    https://youtu.be/vc3E7UkIzt4

  23. Re:I hope that goes better than last time on NASA Orders SpaceX Crew Mission To International Space Station (nasa.gov) · · Score: 1

    What makes the Dragon capsule an overpriced white elephant?

    The fact that the only customer is the government, using taxpayer money.

  24. Re:I want it on Researchers Create Plant-Circuit Hybrid (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    PJs with feet were awesome when I was a kid. I could slide across the floor like a ninja.

    You know, they make pajamas with feet for adults, right? Just be prepared for your significant other to never look at you the same way again.

  25. Re:And then they rise up... on Researchers Create Plant-Circuit Hybrid (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    I want Furies*.

    I first read that as "I want Furries".