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  1. Re:So 1978 on Potato Bazookas · · Score: 1

    My age is showing....

    We used Gatorade cans and LOTS of electrical tape. We set ours off with a lighter held to a hole made with a can opener (The triangular type).

    It's probably a "Good Thing" (tm) that we didn't think about compressed air and PVC pipe.

  2. I'm obviously out of the loop here.... on Archive.org Deploys Macromedia Software Titles · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm obviously out of the loop here....

    What the heck are on those 10,000 cds (cd's?) anyways, and why is it so cool? Games? MP3s? Movies? Pr0n?

  3. Re:The New 4th law... on Tetris AI System · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh geeezzzz, get real...

    That sort of stuff only happens in the movies.

  4. Re:buwhahahah on Is Windows Ready For Joe Longneck? · · Score: 1

    You know, I love it when I get a higher reply count to a post than the score of the post itself! ;-)

    Score 5 (funny) VS. Replies 6...

    This only makes sense to people reading in thread ed mode... ;-)

  5. Re:buwhahahah on Is Windows Ready For Joe Longneck? · · Score: 5, Funny

    REAL mice have THREE buttons...

    Not One,

    Nor Two,

    But Three, is the number of buttons on a real mouse.

  6. Re:It's a mindset. (Stating the obvious). on JWZ Reviews Video on Linux · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be: up up down down left right left right b a select start?

    Well, On the Nintendo Gamecube, it's: Shouldn't that be: up up down down left right left right b a Z start. They need to use that Z button for something. ;-)

  7. Re:It's a mindset. (Stating the obvious). on JWZ Reviews Video on Linux · · Score: 1

    Get the secret weapon on Level 4: up up down down left right left right a b fire.

    Ooooooh, so that's what it is.

    I've been trying: up down up down up down left right up down FIRE.

    I mean, hey, it works with my wife, after all. ;-)

  8. Re:It's a mindset. (Stating the obvious). on JWZ Reviews Video on Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    But what's the key to change NOW to a previously defined educational movie, for when you unexpectedly hear your spouse, GF|BF|SO, parent, etc. opening up the door of your bedroom/Office while you're watching the latest download of "Debbie Does Dobies!"?

  9. DON'T SEND EMAIL TO znyx.com on The End of the Free PCI Device List (Update) · · Score: 1

    From the letter that znyx.com just sent me...

    Note: I just scanned, and had not seen this posted yet...

    To pci-sig list members and other individuals in the blind-cc to this message.

    I am receiving quite a few e-mails about the situation with Jim Boemler's web site, which he has felt compelled to take down. I wasn't aware of this situation until the first of these e-mails arrived, and having looked into it I think the situation is as outrageous as obviously many of you do.

    However, you should all be aware that neither I personally, or my company ZNYX Networks has anything to do with this situation. ZNYX Networks is not currently a member of the PCI SIG. We allowed our membership to lapse a number of years ago since it was obvious we were not going to be active in any standards setting efforts. As for me or any employee of ZNYX Networks, we are not now or ever have been an official of the SIG. If you read Mr. Boemler's web page more carefully, you will note that he does not list me as anything other than a possible contact, since he mentions he is not clear who should be contacted, other than the "shark" that is doing the legal work.

    We have e-mailed Mr. Boemler (and cc'ed this message) to clarify our position, and I will offer any aid I can.

    To clarify our position, we run the pci-sig mailing list as a general service to the community as a whole the same way Jim Boemler does (did) his web site. Back in 1992-3 when we first started, there were much fewer people around who could set up a mailing list so we did it. As with Mr. Boemler, we don't get paid for it, and we have offered to turn the work over to the SIG since we felt that it is more properly a SIG service, but so far there has been no positive reply. Now I am wondering if I am going to get a present in the mail like Jim did! (I really don't think that will be the case, since we don't do a web page, but the parallel is evident.)

    To any REAL PCI-SIG officials: would you care to post a comment?

    Alan Deikman ZNYX Networks, Inc.

  10. Re:That's some scary stuff... on AMD's Fab 30 Revealed · · Score: 2
    Google search for SCARY HF burns

    I work at a fab now (that shall remain nameless), and one of the nastiest liquids we have around here is HF (Hydrofluoric acid). The stuff has a NASTY desire for the calcium in your bones.

  11. Re:On AOL on Case to Step Down from AOLTW · · Score: 1

    That was one of the funnier things I've seen in a while....

  12. Re:A quick analysis looking over it on New Gameboy Announced · · Score: 1
    See! I'm not the only one! ;-)

    NSA Line eater HERE. (Nuke)

  13. Re:Blog? Blah! on Blogging With Camera Phones · · Score: 1

    I just looked again....

    She's kinda hot if you like that almost jaded, but not quite given up on ever getting out of it prostitute look.

  14. Re:Blog? Blah! on Blogging With Camera Phones · · Score: 1

    I think we could have all lived without that link. Maybe not the Goat guy, but still just as personally enriching. (Does the world really need more cam-tramps?

  15. Re:Prior Art on New and Improved - SmarTruck II · · Score: 1

    Oh geez, that wasted 45 minutes of my work day....

    Somebody mod the parent up for providing us with that link to the pods in Thunderbirds... (www.tvcentury21.com)

  16. Re:A quick analysis looking over it on New Gameboy Announced · · Score: 2

    Stop spreading FUD!!! I live in Oregon, we have no sales tax, so it'll be $90!

    But that's the problem, you live in Oregon, and since nobody in Oregon will be selling these, you'll still have to pay $10 shipping and handling, so IT'S STILL $100!

    Note to moderators: It's a joke, Laugh!

  17. Re:Oh no my plans are foiled. on Watching The Watchers Watching You, Continued. · · Score: 2

    Straight from the Jargon Dictionary...

    NSA line eater n.

    The National Security Agency trawling program sometimes assumed to be reading the net for the U.S. Government's spooks. Most hackers used to think it was mythical but believed in acting as though existed just in case. since the mid-1990s it has gradually become known that the NSA actually does this, quite illegally, through its Echelon program.

    The standard countermeasure is to put loaded phrases like `KGB', `Uzi', `nuclear materials', `Palestine', `cocaine', and `assassination' in their sig blocks in a (probably futile) attempt to confuse and overload the creature. The GNU version of EMACS actually has a command that randomly inserts a bunch of insidious anarcho-verbiage into your edited text.

    As far back as the 1970s there was a mainstream variant of this myth involving a `Trunk Line Monitor', which supposedly used speech recognition to extract words from telephone trunks. This is much harder than noticing keywords in email, and most of the people who originally propagated it had no idea of then-current technology or the storage, signal-processing, or speech recognition needs of such a project. On the basis of mass-storage costs alone it would have been cheaper to hire 50 high-school students and just let them listen in.

    Twenty years and several orders of technological magnitude later, however, there are clear indications that the NSA has actually deployed such filtering (again, very much against U.S. law). In 2000, the FBI wants to get unto this act with its `Carnivore' surveillance system.

  18. Michael Robertson works for MICROSOFT!!! on Lindows CEO Funds XBox Hacking Contest · · Score: 1

    Don't do it! Do not work on this project!

    Michael Robertson works for MICROSOFT!!!

    Think about it for a minute....

    1. Microsoft hires Michael Robertson for XXX dollars, with a contractual obligation to not reveal that he works for MS.
    2. MS then supplies Michael Robertson with $200,000 to offer as a reward for this project.
    3. Hackers everywhere try to crack the Xbox...
    4. When the hackers succeed, then MS uses that knowledge to tighten down Xbox Version 2, and to (More importantly) fix Palladium/DRM, for a much lower cost than MS could do in the first place.

    In conclusion, don't do this, and you help fight against MS, do this project, and you help MS take over the world.

    < /paranoia >

    Note to moderators: It's FUNNY, darn it!,/I>

  19. Re:The True Intention of Mike Robertson on Lindows CEO Funds XBox Hacking Contest · · Score: 2

    As long as they aren't taking chimps from the Undiscovered Shakespeare Plays and Sonets Project, then I guess it's ok with me.

  20. Re:Cheating possiblities on Using Bacterial DNA For Data Storage · · Score: 2

    The beowulf cluster allready exists....

    They found out the answer is 42....

    Then they made the cluster to find out what the questions really is.

  21. Re:Why not $un or Net$cape as well? on Slides Of Microsoft Anti-GPL Advocacy · · Score: 2

    Who's REALLY posting this? George Bush? (ie: "Axis of Evil").

    Get with the program dude....

    That's supposed to be typed like this:
    Who'$ REALLY po$ting thi$? George Bu$h? (ie: "Axi$ of Evil").

    (Gee, working that web $ite of your$ mu$t have fried your brain. ;-)

  22. He's missing..... on Number of Jobs by Programming Language · · Score: 2

    Let's see.... He's Missing:

    • Forth
    • APL
    • Pascal
    • PHP
    • LISP
    • ADA
    • csh,sh,bash
    • DOS .BAT files
    • Fortran
    • Assorted assembly languages
    • Algol
    • Not to mention several chip specific languages.

    But, I'd say it was a nice first draft. ;-)

  23. I thought 95 years was to match the european ... on European Copyrights Expire; RIAA Nervous · · Score: 2

    I thought that the 95 years was to match the European Copyright system.

    Where the heck did I get that idea?

  24. Re:It's NOT 2003, it's .... on New Year's Eve Wrap-Up of Wrap-Ups · · Score: 1

    It's a joke. Laugh.

    (Please note the Tee hee, indicating a giggle.)

  25. It's NOT 2003, it's .... on New Year's Eve Wrap-Up of Wrap-Ups · · Score: 2

    It's Not 2002, it's really the year 6007, since, as we all (should) know, the Earth, the universe, and everything else was created in 4004 B.C.

    tee hee, tee hee.