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Potato Bazookas

Zog The Undeniable writes "The latest craze in Germany is "Kartoffelkanone" or potato bazookas. These use hairspray ignited by a spark to fire potatoes at colossal speeds. The authorities are not amused." Everyone needs a hobby I guess.

623 comments

  1. Odd. by g(zerofunk.org) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bet you can't shoot just one!
    g

    1. Re:Odd. by Kalewa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Especially not with one of these.

    2. Re:Odd. by giel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sooner or later Iraq will have to prove they don't own potatoes.

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    3. Re:Odd. by billybob2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guess they'll be designated

      Weapons of Mash Destruction.

    4. Re:Odd. by Dman33 · · Score: 1

      I think the funniest thing about that pic is the old pickup truck in the background... just so appropriate IMO.

      Yeee-haaw!

    5. Re:Odd. by Directrix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this news anyways? Back in Georgia my redneck uncle showed me the potato gun he built. I know several people who have built and used potato guns for a long time.

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    6. Re:Odd. by andrew_0812 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's exactly what I was thinking. Germany needs to get with the times, American youths have been making these for years. They aren't even that popular anymore.

    7. Re:Odd. by chamenos · · Score: 2, Funny

      if american legislators had their way potatos would be banned, and the men would come to your house and take away your potatos.

    8. Re:Odd. by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      I agree, because it is a reverse engineered mortar shell :-P.

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    9. Re:Odd. by HyperLemur · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean...SPUD missiles?

    10. Re:Odd. by devilbat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I made one of these out of schedule 40 PVC tube from Lowes. Propellent is Aquanet and it's ignited with a grill starter wired to a lawnmower sparkplug. Still have it it's in my garage. 6ft long projects a potato at a little better than 200mph. The power of these things is pretty shocking actually. I cut one of the potatos in half and put a nice big rock in front of it. Kinda used it like the wadding in a shotgun. I shot it at an old steel lawnchair. The rock went right though it. Although I haven't done the calculation I would bet $1 that the amount of energy delivered from one of these potato guns is higher than a .45 or probably any other pistol this side of a .44 mag. Make one of these, get 25lb of potatos. You will giggle for hours.

    11. Re:Odd. by The_K4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, at least when we made them at college we used PCV pipe parts, a grill ignort button, and an LP gas tank. Come on if your gunna make one, make a relly fun one. Nothing like cooking and shooting the potato at the same time.

    12. Re:Odd. by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 5, Funny

      Definitely. From the article: Local stores that sell hairsprays and pressurised lighter fluid, the favourite propellants for the DIY weapons, may also be asked to sell them only to adults. Failing that, police suggest that youngsters should have to explain why they are buying them.
      I would definitely be suspicious of any teenagers buying hairspray. God only knows what they are planning.

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    13. Re:Odd. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm imagining Dubya at the 2004 state of the union:

      "The threat that Ireland poses to the stability of the world cannot be ignored. The vegatable inspection process has been a failure. Our only option now is to forcibly remove these dangerous foods from the hands of the evil Irish." ...
      "And as part of my economic stimulus package, I propose cutting taxes from all Americans with the last names of Bush or Cheney. This will help all middle class Americans...somehow. God bless America. Good night."

      -Barry

    14. Re:Odd. by Neural+Assassin · · Score: 1

      Next, they'll be coming out with spud missiles

    15. Re:Odd. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "That's exactly what I was thinking. Germany needs to get with the times, American youths have been making these for years. They aren't even that popular anymore."

      Maybe they're just now getting to season 4 of Picket Fences?

    16. Re:Odd. by Talinom · · Score: 2, Informative

      If they get their hands on this then we may have a problem.

      Isn't this how the great Irish potato famine started?

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    17. Re:Odd. by roddefig · · Score: 1

      Maybe Hitler will rise again...armed with POTATO CANNONS = Potato Holocaust.

    18. Re:Odd. by jesus_of_the_trailer · · Score: 1

      The way we always did it, was to get a piece of 6" PVC, [the stiff-walled kind], two endcaps for it [one glue-on, one screw-on], one 36" long piece of 1" PVC, a can of ether-based starting fluid [generally, pyroil], and one of those little red lighters with the long tube igniter. You'd glue your glue-on cap on the "front" of your 6" piece of PVC [which should be between 8" and 12" long], and then drill a 1" whole in the end of it... in this hole, you jam your 1" piece of PVC [it should be kinda snug], and you glue this in place, and then seal it with silicon "goop" make sure it's good and dry, and well sealed before ever attempting to fire, or it will blow apart. then setup your screw-on cap on the back of your "chamber". and drill a tiny 1/4" hole in the cap and slide in your ignitor [be sure to "goop" it too].

      Firing it gets to be the fun part... first thing you do is fill that chamber with a light layer of ether [spray it in, and roll the chamber until it's evenly coated, like buttering a frying pan], and then slide the cap on, and stick a chunk of "tater" [as we in the south call them "tater-guns"] in the end, and shove it back to the chamber using a broomstick. Then to actually fire it... pull the trigger on the lighter, and *BOOM* the "tater" will fire out the end with a hella blast, and a gout of flame... destroying itself on the nearest hard object.

    19. Re:Odd. by DrMaurer · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a Weapon of Minute Destruction.

      "Not wearing a uniform? You're headed to Cuba, boy."

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    20. Re:Odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weapons of ass destruction?!?

    21. Re:Odd. by jcpii · · Score: 1

      I had one of these in college. I must say that Campus Police did not take kindly to us shooting out street lights. ...it was an accident ;)
      really...

    22. Re:Odd. by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Troll

      He'd never say that about the Irish! They don't have enough oil to steal. :)

    23. Re:Odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article tells me germans are not that smart we have had them around for years and nobody has ever shot one at anybody. If they do not have the basic sense to use schedule 80 pvc and not point it at anyone then they need them banned. Like they are in that ODD state out west.

    24. Re:Odd. by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      They can have my potato when they pry it from my hot, greasy fingers!

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    25. Re:Odd. by Cruciform · · Score: 0, Troll

      According to a friend in NY he's been carded for buying the follwing:

      a) a boxcutter
      b) spraypaint
      c) a permanent marker

      'Land of the free' my ass.

    26. Re:Odd. by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      This puts a whole new meaning on "Do you want fries with that?" Launch and cook at the same time.

    27. Re:Odd. by MKalus · · Score: 1
      I would definitely be suspicious of any teenagers buying hairspray. God only knows what they are planning.

      Preserving a pencil drawing?

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    28. Re:Odd. by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      Those mobile spud missile launchers have been hard targets to take out.

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    29. Re:Odd. by cul8r · · Score: 1

      No, it's a weapon of 'mash' destruction. heh.

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    30. Re:Odd. by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
      He'd never say that about the Irish! They don't have enough oil to steal. :)

      Yeah, but they have all those lucky charms everyone is trying to steal :D

    31. Re:Odd. by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1
      As someone who grew up making these things, I would like to make one suggestion: DON'T USE HAIRSPRAY. If you insist on using hairspray, yeah, Aquanet is the best stuff. However, it can seize up the threads on the cap, and basically gum up the entire works. Instead, I recommend Right Guard deoderant spray. It doesn't leave nearly as much residue, and the residue it does leave isn't sticky. Plus, while it still stinks, it does smell a hell of a lot better than Aquanet.

      Also, another piece of advice. In order to get maximum distance, you need get the right length of the barrel. I've found the best way to do this is to start off with something *way* too long, about 7 or even 8 feet. Go out at night, so you can see the flame coming out of the barrel, and begin firing. Each time, cut a few inches off the end of the barrel. You're looking for about 6 inches of flame coming out the end of the barrel. Any more than this, and you're wasting energy. Any less, and you're potentially not getting the most bang for your buck.

      Anyhow, that's all. Just thought I'd give you guys a few pointers. :P

      -G

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    32. Re:Odd. by Simon+Field · · Score: 1


      Now we know how Iraq built their mobile spud missile launchers.

      Are weapons of mass destruction illegal because it is against the laws of physics to destroy mass?

      For a desktop version of the gun, see this cannon.

    33. Re:Odd. by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      I agree. We used a grill ignite button, but used a can of starting ether to spray some ether into the expansion chamber. When you had the ether/air mix right (it was hit or miss), you could fire a potato around 300 yards. Dissappointing to hear the Germans are only getting 200 meter ranges. I wonder how well a hydrogen/oxygen mix would work. In the meantime, looks like I'll have to go buy myself a propane tank. :-)

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    34. Re:Odd. by DuranDuran · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article? This isn't a potato gun that simply spits potato pellets: this is a *combustion* firearm that shoots an entire potato (or orange or tennis ball) with some substantial force.

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    35. Re:Odd. by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

      If potatoes were banned, only criminals would have potatoes.

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    36. Re:Odd. by GQuon · · Score: 1

      And they don't have all that sand that we can steal and use when the roads are slippery.
      Or all those poor people who require food aid that we can steal and use to act out the "Starvin' Marvin" episode of South Park. (That moralizing TV-show.)
      Or some people in the North, that refuse to be ruled by the rest...., oh, wait, they have those.

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    37. Re:Odd. by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Don't use hairspray OR deodorant. We always used PROPANE!!!

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    38. Re:Odd. by alkini · · Score: 1

      Well, they did ban kids from buying Glade and other arosol air fresheners around here when "huffing" was the cool new thing for kids to do. Even though kids could have perfectly valid reasons for wanting their bedroom to smell like spring rain or mountain breeze, there are steps that need to be taken if common goods are causing a significant problem.

  2. Hardly new by kramer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We made one in our Physics class in high school. I'm due to go to my 10 year high school reunion in a little more than a year.

    1. Re:Hardly new by rmadmin · · Score: 0, Funny

      I remember my neoghbor putting a hole in the garage roof misfiring one of these when we were little.

    2. Re:Hardly new by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pity the poor Germans. Once they led the world in starch based weapons technology, now they have to play a distant game of catch up.

      The Iraqis don't stand a chance against our mighty potato cannon, not to mention our highly intelligent french fry cluster bombs!

    3. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We did this 20 years ago but tennis balls were the weapon of choice. Duct-tape a bunch of metal tennis ball cans together, soak the ball in white gas (coleman fuel), light 'er up and let it fly. Flaming bazooka! Too bad they don't make metal cans anymore. PVC works okay too but it's key to have a tight fit around the ball.

    4. Re:Hardly new by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      french fry cluster bombs!

      which would be especially threatening if they were made of day-old mc donald's fries - you can slit a man's throat with one of them.

    5. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I remember back about 25 years ago when pop cans were more substantial, made of tin, and just the rights size. My cousins used to cut the tops and bottoms off 5 or so cans, leave the bottom in one, black tape them all together, drop a fuzzy tennis ball in, inject lighter fluid at the bottom and add spark. Works until the fuzz is rubbed or burned off the tennis balls -- you need the fuzz to get a good seal. The nice part of this is that you don't have as much back pressure as with a potato gun. Though I have seen potato guns go hundreds of yards.

    6. Re:Hardly new by bwalling · · Score: 1

      We made them in college. Of course, you could only get off a few shots before you had to put it away. They were very loud, and no one much appreciated having a hole in a stop sign, a hole in their roof, a dent in their door, or destruction of basically anything you hit.

      Done right, these things are powerful.

    7. Re:Hardly new by nanojath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I prefer the slightly less ballistic CO2 powered version - Although it takes a quick and steady hand: drop a chunk of dry ice into a plastic soda bottle , add water, cap tightly, drop down the pipe (we used PVC set in concrete in a gallon ice cream bucket)quick shove down some newspaper for wadding followed by the ammo - a cylinder of ice frozen in a can. Of course, I live in Minnesota where preteens and drunken farmers roam the countryside with rifles and shotguns come hunting season, so I'm possibly more blase about this kind of thing...

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    8. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made one when I was a freshman in college, and that would have been before you were in kindergarten.

    9. Re:Hardly new by seann · · Score: 3, Funny

      game of "ketchup"?

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    10. Re:Hardly new by keymygrip · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Yes, this technology is old, but when you lose a war you aren't allowed weapons for some time. Remember when they lost WWI? They were not allowed to have any armored vehicles. When they invaded Poland the Polish were so sure that the vehicles were cars with phony armor made of card board that they sent their cavalry to deal with it (real horses!).

      I am sure that with a potato cannon army the Germans could be just as effective against Poland today. And if not they could scrape together the survivors and still take France.

      I think this is more of a warning sign.

    11. Re:Hardly new by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Back in the seventies, the neighborhood pyros would use the top of a kids' swingset as a cannon. They would stuff a racketball in one end, light an M-80, and stick it in the other, followed by a dirt clod to plug it up, and launch the racketball. It flew like a bullet. Part of the game was to launch it horizontally, then have someone try to catch it with a baseball mit. The craziest thing about this story is that the guys doing this were adults, and the people watching were kids! Talk about setting an example. I think they were potheads, though.

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    12. Re:Hardly new by N4DMX · · Score: 1

      My friends and I used to make these quite frequently in high school. It is really quite fun to launch a potato over the autoshop building at high velociities[for a potato] 4 inch pvc combustion chamber with a 1.5 inch barrel seems to make the most distance. And if you shoot one through 1/4 inch screen mesh it makes good french fries.

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    13. Re:Hardly new by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      yeah...I was about to say that middleschool kids made those back in like 1990

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    14. Re:Hardly new by rcs1000 · · Score: 1

      What's an M-80?

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    15. Re:Hardly new by Afrosheen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Pop cans? Hell, a few years ago my friends and I used to use those tall tennis ball cans. Since we used tennis balls...hey, there's the logic for you. Get a 3 pack and some hairspray, and go terrorize the cat.

    16. Re:Hardly new by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      Ya, that is what I was going to say, we've been making these in North Dakota for as long as I can remember, my dad and his friends made them in the early 70's. PVC pipe, a flamable gas, a big fat hard potato, you are set!

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    17. Re:Hardly new by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1

      Hardly new indeed. I was building these things in the 3rd grade, for god's sake. The next step to to build the same device, but to launch flaming tennis-balls, resulting in longer distances and more fire damage, is not more actual impact damage. Considering the German's slow progress in this field of artillery, I expect we will see a German flaming tennis ball device no sooner than 2012. As for the dreaded "water balloon slingshot," don't hold your breath.

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    18. Re:Hardly new by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      now they have to play a distant game of catch up.

      Don't you mean they're playing a distant game of ketchup?

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    19. Re:Hardly new by pkiesel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my son had one about the same time (he graduated in 1997). But the time at Boy Scout camp when he launched a chicken carcass with his water balloon slingshot was much more amusing. Don't recall if he served potatos with it.

    20. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slit open the tennis ball and fill it with the tops of strike anywhere matches, electrical tape it tight . . . more fun than a barrel full of flaming monkeys.

      Maybe not, but fun anyway.

    21. Re:Hardly new by Mr.Happy3050 · · Score: 2, Funny

      True this is hardly new. The Potato(e) gun was kinda a techy/nerd fad in the late 1980's and early 1990's in the midwest. I remember seeing a demonstration on the "Dangerousness of Potato Guns." What they did was shoot a potato through a car door. Obviously, it had the reverse effect; everyone wanted one after that.

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    22. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We made one in our Physics class in high school. I'm due to go to my 10 year high school reunion in a little more than a year.

      "Gee, Kramer...you've put on weight!"

      **pfffft*** BOOOM!!!

    23. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I really hate it when the fuzz gets burned off my balls.

    24. Re:Hardly new by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      I am sure that with a potato cannon army the Germans could be just as effective against Poland today. And if not they could scrape together the survivors and still take France.
      Reducing these countries to potato pancakes and french fries! The horror, the culinary horror!

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    25. Re:Hardly new by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      IIRC the "8" in "80" stood for 1/8 stick of dynamite -- as in a half of a famed "Quarter stick".
      (Which were also illegal and hugely destructive as my town high school population found out after nearly all the school lavatories were blown out in a single blast one Senior Class "Last Day".)

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    26. Re:Hardly new by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. Potheads don't play racquetball.

    27. Re:Hardly new by tupps · · Score: 1

      Here in Australia people use them to go fishing, they use the potato gun to 'cast' out past the surf and the sand bar.

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    28. Re:Hardly new by RickySilk · · Score: 1

      I was about to say the same thing. My crazy uncle from Alabama brought one to family christmas way back when. My roommates and I began assembly of our own as soon as we returned from winter break.

      When we fired them at night a 4 foot blue flame shot out of the barrel. It was good college fun, but that was in '92.

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    29. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm showing my age (anonymously) but we were doing this back in the 60's. Steel pipe instead of PVC but the same none the less. Maybe I should have filed a patent. We also shot crab apples out of a carbide cannon. Remember those? Now that was a hoot.

    30. Re:Hardly new by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I wonder if you could combine the two concepts. Take a match head/tennis ball bomb and use it as the projectile in a potato gun. Would the compression of launch ignite the bomb in the barrel, or would it explode later? Someone who has a potato gun they don't mind destroying and a 100 foot ignition wire should try this.

    31. Re:Hardly new by TheGrayArea · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of the old joke: Q: "What are a rednecks last words?" A: "Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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    32. Re:Hardly new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Germans Possess Potato Cannons...

      France surrenders

  3. Behind the times... by Kintanon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The germans JUST NOW discovered potato guns? Damn, get with the program people!
    Just wait until they figure that if you fill a tin can with cement you can put a hole through a car, not just a big dent in the side.

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    1. Re:Behind the times... by G-funk · · Score: 4, Informative

      I find it's easier to simply get a matching diamater chunk of potato and put it in the freezer for a day :)

      frozen oranges are good too if you've got the right diamater pvc

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    2. Re:Behind the times... by filth+grinder · · Score: 2, Informative

      Other good ammo is taking a bunch of D batteries and duct taping them together. They are excellent for taking out street lights.

    3. Re:Behind the times... by kris · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, german kids have always been building things that go boom, as did kids all over the world. It is the german magazine DER SPIEGEL which discovered the topic and decided to make it an issue just now. Seems to fit with the overall mood, US going to war in Irak and weapons inspections and all.

      Kristian

    4. Re:Behind the times... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The issue here is not that potatoe guns exist. It's that they're becoming popular.

      A couple dozen kids playing with the things is simply annoying. When you get thousands, the statistics start to catch up with you.

      When they start being 'in', the nature of the problem also shifts. You start to leave the domain of 'geeks playing with tech' and get into the realm of 'jocks playing with weapons'. It's a completly different mindset -- one with far less interest in (or even knowledge of) safety.issues.

      A geek firing a cement-filled cannister at a brick wall is one thing. A jock firing a cement-filled cannister at his favorite geek target is another. The first death from one of these things is not going to be pretty.

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    5. Re:Behind the times... by sklib · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Another option is harnessing years of aerodynamics research and firing golf balls.

      For added fun, take your cannon to the course!

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    6. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Latest craze? Err, no!

      This was a craze about 3 years ago, ancient news!
      Spud cannons was like, one of the first communities on the internet, haha.

    7. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to the article, they know now all about that. But only if they actually read the article.

    8. Re:Behind the times... by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid we Americans have the corner on potato-launching weaponry: Mega-Launcher

      If the Germans manage to craft one of these, they can start bombarding London again.

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    9. Re:Behind the times... by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      >The germans JUST NOW discovered potato guns? Damn, get with the program
      >people!
      >Just wait until they figure that if you fill a tin can with cement you
      >can put a hole through a car, not just a big dent in the side.

      A buddy of mine stuck a hunting arrow thru a potato (needed the spud to get an airtight seal) and fired it from his spud gun. The arrow went right thru the sheet of plywood he was aiming at...

    10. Re:Behind the times... by gorgon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice use of stereotypes. Your basic point about the popularity of spud guns being the problem is valid, but the whole "geeks" and "jocks" thing is irrelevant. There are plenty of examples of kids who could be classified as jocks playing with tech toys, and as Columbine showed there are plenty of examples of those sometimes labelled as "geeks" playing with conventional weapons.

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    11. Re:Behind the times... by carlos_benj · · Score: 5, Funny

      The issue here is not that potatoe guns exist.

      Dan Quayle reads /.?

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    12. Re:Behind the times... by utahjazz · · Score: 1
      From the Poster:
      Just wait until they figure that if you fill a tin can with cement you can put a hole through a car

      The German police are already helping them discover this. From the article:
      German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.
    13. Re:Behind the times... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The arrow went right thru the sheet of plywood he was aiming at...

      I just use my bow for this kind of a task. When my bow is cranked to the full 87 pounds release, I can put a 2317 Easton shaft through 1/4" Lexan, up to the fletching. Any smaller arrow (2217, 2316) and the arrow explodes on impact. Nasty!

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    14. Re:Behind the times... by maw · · Score: 1
      Dan Quayle reads /.?

      I wish he did. Overall, it would be an improvement.

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    15. Re:Behind the times... by sirtimbly · · Score: 1

      1.5" PVC pipe is the most common diameter for potato guns, this is just about a eigth inch to small to fit a golf ball in, believe me, I've tried :)

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    16. Re:Behind the times... by William+Tanksley · · Score: 1

      A buddy of mine stuck a hunting arrow thru a potato (needed the spud to get an airtight seal) and fired it from his spud gun. The arrow went right thru the sheet of plywood he was aiming at...

      Don't waste an arrow -- a properly built potato cannon will put the tuber through 3/4 inch plywood.

      -Billy

    17. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say potato, he says potatoe.

    18. Re:Behind the times... by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      actually you can add a lot of tolerance to what you can launch if you use something for wadding. Like a bunch of paper towels or something. You can even do a bunch of gravel for grapeshot.

    19. Re:Behind the times... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      It's not the Germans we should be worrying about, it's Saddam Hussein. And the Germans are just the folks to be selling spud guns to Iraq.

      Hasn't there been talk about him secretly buying aluminum tubes? Maybe Saddam got confused with the difference between "Scud" and "Spud".

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    20. Re:Behind the times... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Although it is an exception, and probably shouldn't be used, you proved the posters point by citing Columbine. That was a result of years of jocks pounding on geeks. Sure there sterotypes, but pretty damn accurate sterotypes.

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    21. Re:Behind the times... by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      I think they are making a mountain out of a molehill.

      From the article: "An apple fired from one of the guns almost took out the eye of a middle-aged man near the Baltic coast. "

      and "A school in Weinstadt in Baden-Württemberg recently came under a potato barrage from children playing truant, while in the Taunus region several windows of a block of flats were smashed.".

      Is that all they could come up with? Someone who almost lost and eye, and a few broken windows? It's a good thing they don't play baseball in Germany.

    22. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course he does. After all, he did invent the Internet.

    23. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A side note, my uncle used to work for Fort Henry (a local historical fort in Kingston Ont). Every noon they would fire the cannons that were facing the St. Lawrence river.


      Coincidently at noon the local ferry would start to make its daily trip over to Wolfe Island across the river.


      The idea to load the cannons with frozen foods (mellons etc) was quickly conceived, so daily for an entire summer the Wolfe Island ferry was under attack (unknown to the riders of the Ferry). Of course nothing would happen as the mellons, etc would leave the cannon as pulp. Yet they still tried.

    24. Re:Behind the times... by malelder · · Score: 0

      No no, that was Al Gore (:

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    25. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use a "slice" of a potato as wadding

    26. Re:Behind the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it easier to simply use ICE.

      Ideally, take a mold (golfball is ideal for small-bore shooting :-), and store in a chillybin with dry ice.

      You can fire at whatever you like, and usually get away with it, because the ice melts leaving little evidence.

  4. I want this by slackerfilm · · Score: 1
    We used to make potato guns in high school for the "pep rallys" but sheesh!! This looks like fun.

    Being close to Cleveland, I have to wonder if you can modify this for beer bottles.

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    1. Re:I want this by CptTripps · · Score: 1

      Actually, we used to modify one of these for golf balls and shoot them from Tremont towards Jacobs Field on game days. I don't think they ever got that far though...

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  5. Obviously by doubtless · · Score: 1

    ther German should immediately pass a homeland security act to combat these behaviour of terrorism.

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    1. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      If Kartoffelkanone are outlawed, only outlaws will have Kartoffelkanone.

    2. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Potato bazookas don't kill people. People kill people.

    3. Re:Obviously by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny
      ther German should immediately pass a homeland security act to combat these behaviour of terrorism.

      Since potatoes are a munition, all potato sales must be strictly regulated. Henceforth, no potato shall be sold to the public unless it has been chipped, julienned or mashed at an approved and licensed facility so as to render it harmless.

    4. Re:Obviously by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Well there's nothing in the constitution about the "right to keep and bare potatoes"!

      Are you a-pealing to our baser nature?

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    5. Re:Obviously by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      ... freeze the mash into a cylinder and

    6. Re:Obviously by coke_dite · · Score: 1

      Hmmm - can you imagine what a frozen ball of mashed potato could do?

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  6. I got one of these by mtc162 · · Score: 0

    I got one of these I made a few years ago. Talk about having some fun times with the friends. I got to the point of having interchangable barrels. Ahhh the memmories that this topic brings back.

  7. spud gun.. by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

    I made one of these 10 years ago. :-)

    They are a lot of fun, but I live in more of a city now.. can't fire it anymore.

    1. Re:spud gun.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try model rocket parts.
      The engines aren't nearly as loud.

  8. These have been around for quite some time by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 2, Informative

    That doesn't make them any less fun, though. For Xmas I got Backyard Ballistics which documents how to create a potato gun as well as many other loud and violent ballistic weaponry for children of all ages. Highly recommended.

    1. Re:These have been around for quite some time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You got one for Christmas?

      You'll shoot your eye out!

    2. Re:These have been around for quite some time by glitch · · Score: 2, Funny

      from the amazon.com page you provided:

      Customers who wear clothes also shop for:
      * Clean Underwear from Amazon's Target Store
      * Ladybug Rain Boots from Amazon's Nordstrom Store
      * Pet Socks from Amazon's Urban Outfitters Store
      * Helicopter Sleepwear Sets for Baby from Amazon's Old Navy Store

      i'm not sure which i find more disturbing -- that amazon has a way of determining when its customers are/aren't wearing clothes, that some geeks tinkering with potato guns are doing it in the nude, or that others are doing it in ladybug rain boots and pet socks...

    3. Re:These have been around for quite some time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea. Next they're going to discover oxygen & acetelene in a milk jug with a firecracker fuse. Or drycleaner bag hot air balloons with an oxy/acet party balloon & long fuse attached with a long string. Great flashes in the sky at night. God that brings back memories. I'm surprised I'm still alive. And not in jail.

  9. Old by Syris · · Score: 0, Redundant
    This is the "latest craze" in Germany? We used to bombard a neighboring fraternity at my college 6-7 years ago, and I'm sure aerosol powered potato cannons much older than that.


    The Germans are finally discovering how fun it is to launch things? Re-discovering?

    1. Re:Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The article is basically nothing but BS and sensationalism. I live in Germany and this is not the "latest craze". Apparently the timesonline author read an article in the german magazine "Der Spiegel", which is titled as "The return of the potato bazookas". This is only in the news because somewhere somebody got hurt by such a thing. Then the British author turned into it into "latest craze". Great. Michael Jahn

  10. Damage by SPF6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Potato's as weapons. You could supply an army and feed them at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone.

    1. Re:Damage by trikberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Kill two birds with one stone.

      Stone? Surely you mean potato?

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    2. Re:Damage by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny
      You could supply an army and feed them at the same time

      I hope not... I wouldn't want to be fed by one of those machines :-)

    3. Re:Damage by laurensv · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't there be a problem with only two birds to go with a million potatos's?

    4. Re:Damage by KingJoshi · · Score: 0

      That would suck though being in a war.

      Do you die of starvation or lacking ammunition to win the battle?

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    5. Re:Damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno...what sort of volicity would be required to cook the Potatoe through air friction, as it flies to your plate?

      Fire it through a mesh, and you get french fries!

    6. Re:Damage by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Fire it through a mesh, and you get french fries!

      Hmmmm. Meshed potato.....

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    7. Re:Damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brings new meaning to "Eat your vegetables!"

    8. Re:Damage by carlos_benj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Potato's as weapons. You could supply an army and feed them at the same time.

      Wouldn't you be feeding the enemy though? Or are you suggesting we eat our own ammo and be overtaken by the Huns!?!?

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    9. Re:Damage by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      Potato's as weapons. You could supply an army and feed them at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone.

      Yeah, except you also feed the enemy when you shoot potatos at them and miss.

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    10. Re:Damage by misterhaan · · Score: 1

      just remember this, men!
      baked potatos are the ones we eat,
      raw potatos are the ones we shoot at the bad guys.

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    11. Re:Damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you kill two birds with one spud, does it make that a side dish ?

    12. Re:Damage by macshune · · Score: 1

      The mongolians uesd a similar tactic back in the day. They rode female horses so they could drink their milk and ....well, so their hands wouldn't get tired and women were a little safer:)

      -macshune-

  11. Re:So 1985 by ducman · · Score: 5, Funny

    About 20 years ago, as a kid in Denver, we used to shoot tennis balls out of guns made from soda cans and fuled with ligher fluid. At least we did until I had the great idea to soak the ball with lighter fluid before we fired it. The first few times were great, but soon one of our flaming balls set the neighbor's yard on fire.

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  12. surprising by Boromir+son+of+Faram · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sort of surprised to see this posted here, as potato cannon are made by almost every young boy when growing up. Especially engineery types who end up reading Slashdot, I'd think.

    Funny also to see the authorities upset about it. In the US, our relative comfort with weapons of all sorts probably allows us to more easily accept that "boys will be boys."

    While the danger of such a device is frightening, I cannot but believe that in the right hands, a potato cannon could be used as a weapon for good.

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    1. Re:surprising by will_die · · Score: 1

      Did not have one of theses as a kid, probably a good thing, what did was make blow dart guns out of piping and then rolling a magazine page into a cone. You put a pin in the tip of that and you would have something that would stick to dogs and cats.

    2. Re:surprising by Amroarer · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Umm...call me a pedant (and an off-topic pedant at that!) but I think you'll find that Boromir was the brother of Faramir. They were both sons of Denethor II, who was the ruling Steward of Gondor at the start of the LotR story.

      (This refers to the previous poster's sig, in case you have sigs turned off and think I'm just gibbering.)

    3. Re:surprising by martingunnarsson · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there's nothing like torturing defensless animals! Sheesh...

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    4. Re:surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      While the danger of such a device is frightening, I cannot but believe that in the right hands, a potato cannon could be used as a weapon for good.

      Oh yeah? Think of charity beggars, Jehovah's Witnesses, the neighbor's yippy dog, ...

    5. Re:surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are an amazingly huge dork.

    6. Re:surprising by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      When I was in grade school, the thing was spitwads launched from a Bic pen shaft. Much easier to hide, too. If you were really serious, you tied a bunch of threads around the end of a striaght pin to make a little dart.

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    7. Re:surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anything that could be a weapen is a hinderance to a police state or the making of world government...

    8. Re:surprising by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      That dart sounds painful... but in my school, kids would hide behind trapper keepers, an effective shield against any blow gun.

      No, for absolute destructive power (and eye-removal potential) I always favored a thick rubber band and heavy-duty wire paper-clip. The clip can be bent appropriately with just a couple of quick twists, and can easily go through a cardboard box at a range of 10'.

      Actually, I still have a number of scars on my hands from "misfires" (an incorrectly bent clip catches on the band and whips back, sometimes puncturing the shooter's hand)

      Yes, we had something of an arms race in grade school :)

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  13. Home Depot..... by alexc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A guy who worked at home depot actually helped my friends create a potato gun.. Needless to say the advice he gave was great.

    1. Re:Home Depot..... by stilwebm · · Score: 4, Funny

      He probably figured that if he helped your friends, their parents would come back in and buy some repair stuff too.

    2. Re:Home Depot..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemme guess, you were gonna buy some pvc, but the helpful man steered you torwards cultured marble tubes on wheels and used the Deck Builder program, based on Q3A (?) and demonstrated what it could do to your neighbors cheap 'Lowes' garage door.

    3. Re:Home Depot..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those home depot guys just know everything. I remember going into home depot to make a beer bong. The second we needed to find the first item, a funnel, he kinda grinned at us. So we head over to get some tubing cut. The guy starts saying "Oh, this one's too small. Use this one right here, your throat isn't much bigger than that, so it'll be just fine."

  14. Bake or Raw? by nexusone · · Score: 1


    Baked ones make a good sqash when they hit something...
    But the raw ones hit like a brick....

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    1. Re:Bake or Raw? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      I never had good luck with the baked potatoes. At any decent muzzle velocity, they just tended to explode coming out of the barrel. When you launched the baked ones, were they cooked nice and soft (a good, solid 2 hours on an Idaho Baker at 425 degrees Farenheit) or just semi-cooked, like some people like them (maybe 45 minutes at 425)? What size were they?

      I threw out my venerable potato cannon last year, after three years of starch-loving fun. I'm a twenty-nine year-old father of three, and never built one as a kid. It's never too late to finish childhood, I suppose...

  15. Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen these on and off for two decades.... Aqua Net is a really good/cheap fuel for them.

  16. Building instructions by giel · · Score: 4, Informative

    For anyone interested in doing this too, building instructions can be found here

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    1. Re:Building instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      posting google results == karma whoring

    2. Re:Building instructions by SoVi3t · · Score: 1

      Can we get that in english, perhaps???

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  17. Re:Yeah! by haedesch · · Score: 1

    In Eastern Germany.... :-)

  18. I had one... by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had one in high school. WE used to steal the electronic ignighters off of our neighbor's bar-b-que grills to create the spark. After testing every product, we found that starting fluid (basically ether) gave the best launches. The next best is that aqua net hair spray crap that everyone's grandma uses to make their helmet hair. Once, we even made a double-barreled one, which actually worked pretty well (seperate chambers and ignighters). I wish i still had pictures!

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    1. Re:I had one... by bmwm3nut · · Score: 4, Informative

      even better, acetylene. any hobby store sells calcium carbide (the stuff in old miner's helmets to make the light). just put a little calcium carbide in water and you have instant acetylene (used for welding). ignite that with a gas grill ignitor and you can easily have potatoes going 150mph. when i was little my brother and i experimented with many different style guns. the best we came up with was using acetylene as the propellant and using a 1 inch pvc barrel (rahter than the traditional 2 inch). you couldn't shoot a whole potato with it, but the part you did shoot went about 150mph. (we figured that out by timing how long the potato stayed in the air when shot vertically).

    2. Re:I had one... by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      I've always had problems with the gas grill spark-maker not generating a strong enough spark. A Coleman flint-and-steel lantern lighter is a very reliable spark maker, and is perfectly designed for installation in a potato gun. When you drill the hole to install it in, make sure you seal the edges securely around the lighter, or you'll burn your fingers with escaping gas.

      For even more dangerous experiments, check out this guy's page.

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    3. Re:I had one... by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      I've always had problems with the gas grill spark-maker not generating a strong enough spark.

      That doesn't surprise me; I have trouble getting them to generate enough spark to light the %!#@! grill!

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    4. Re:I had one... by JonWan · · Score: 1

      Be careful, two kids were killed here by an exploding PVC pipe sprayer tank. they were pressureizing the tank to spray weeds and the tank came apart spraying them both with PVC shrapnel. Read the working pressure printed on the pipe and then calculate the pressure you created with acetylene.

      A friend of mine launches coffee cans filled with concrete from a cannon he built from a tractor hydraulic Cyinder (10,000 psi working pressure). A little pyrodex and boom the can will travel a 1/2 mile. It's good to live in the boondocks when you do this kind of thing.

    5. Re:I had one... by Xnone · · Score: 1

      I've a friend who is a certified welder, his brother is a plumber, and the friend was working at the time as an electrician.

      You put all those into one, and come up with one hell of a weapon. PVC is not good to use because it will shatter, so they made their latest out of ABS. My friend fabricated a nice little ignitor out of a sparker/toggle switch combination, and sharpened the end of the ABS barrel carefully.

      Next, a potato was inserted or a green tomato, and plunged down just to the right level. Finally he would take it over to his welding tanks, put in quite a bit of Acetylene, and just a tiny touch of Oxygen. Someone skilled in chemical reaction will know its the oxygen that will really cause the combustion, not the acetylene alone. Finally we would screw the end shut and let'er rip.

      I must say, we certainally had fun with that thing, we fired a green tomato *through* a piece of three-quarter inch fiberglass. (the tomatos are much softer than the potatos, and thus tend to rice better) Firing a potato directly at a fence post would instantly rice the potato, and there would be flecks of it all over, but we were on a farm, so we didn't care.

      The best part of all however was launching it at the appropriate angle, and just letting it fly. Since we used to launch from a place which we'd also use as a firing range I remember aproximate distances, so we were around one hundered-fifty yards away from the woods. You launch the gun at approximately a 40 degree angle, and just watch the potato disappear over the trees still angled upwards and rising.

      Now, mind you, we are older and wiser now, but back then we did use some precautions which I would recommend to anyone even thinking about such an experiment:
      1. Please, for the love of god, go someplace where someone can't be hurt. We were firing into a forest many miles long, which we knew nobody would be in at the time.
      2. Please, don't stand behind, or lean over the gun. The "T" used to create it has three holes of course, the top and back with stoppers in them, and the front with the barrel, if one of those would fly off in an explosion, I wouldn't want to be in its path. The best way to fire these are to have one person hold it slinghandedly to their side firmly with two hands, and then another to flick the ignitor.
      3. Please realize that it is a dangerous weapon, not much unlike a cannon. It can do real damage, and its a lot of fun used correctly, but as the story has quoted, it can do a lot of damage as well.

      Ah yes, those were the days...

    6. Re:I had one... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      One of the old stories at Caltech in Pasadena, CA was about how they made a two-story tall acetylene orange launcher (since oranges from the trees on campus were more plentiful than potatoes).

      Somebody went over to a local community college (a mile or so away from the Caltech campus), and drew a big X on the ground. Every day at about the same time, an orange would fall out of the sky and hit (approximately) the X.

      The students at the community college eventually figured out what was going on when they caught a Techer with a walkie-talkie giving the shooters reports.

    7. Re:I had one... by atomicdragon · · Score: 1

      Caltech still has a nice working spud launcher. The tests of it I saw involved firing a potato or frozen orange (unfrozen ones disintegrate) through a cinder block. The cannon is made out of some large metal pipe and runs only off of compressed air, no explosives.

    8. Re:I had one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ABS (black) tubing is typically sold in plumbing stores for low pressure sewage applications and in my experience has not been as safe as PVC tubing. I had a friend who in college had a ABS potato gun explode in his hands. His hand ended up in a cast for a few weeks and his hearing was pretty messed up for a while too. I believe that he was using a hairspray based propellant at the time. He thinks he tamped the potato in too tight before pulling the trigger.

      I have to agree that the carbide+water fuel is the best I've encountered - cleaner, more powerful, and more reliable than any hairspray-type propellant. I've used this successfully many times in PVC cannons with no detonations. I always bought the thicker walled PVC designed for high pressure. PVC does produce some pretty sharp shrapnel when it does blowup ... maybe I've just been incredibly lucky.

    9. Re:I had one... by boots@work · · Score: 1

      This is just begging for a rotten.com link, isn't it? I've seen photos of pyrotechnics injuries, and they're not pretty.

  19. or for an aliternate site... by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not like no one else has done this on the net. Here are detailed instructions (at least enough to build) if you are so inclined... http://blizzard.rwic.und.edu/~nordlie/cannon/

  20. I'm making one when I get home by vasqzr · · Score: 5, Informative


    Old, but very sweet!

    GotSpud?

    Tony's page

    Spudweizer

    Simple Spudgun

    My mom would never let me build one when I lived at home, so now's my chance. AND, I'll be prosecuted as an adult, and possibly an 'American Terrorist'

    1. Re:I'm making one when I get home by ajs · · Score: 1
    2. Re:I'm making one when I get home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND, I'll be prosecuted as an adult, and possibly an 'American Terrorist'



      It's good to have goals! ;-)
  21. pumpkin cannon guy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    remember the pumpkin cannon guy from october?

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  22. flashback... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reminds me of when I was a kid (25+ years ago) we use to take a couple of tennis ball cans cut out one of the bottoms, tape them together and using lighter fluid create a little tennis ball cannon....

  23. Foriegn exchange student program gone wrong! by Monofilament · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh my I can see exactly how this happened.

    Billy-Bob from Southern Louisianna (sp?) finally gets into the foriegn exchange student program to go study in Germany. Dieter from Germany does the same to come to Souther Louissianna.

    Billy-bob gets bored one day with builds potato cannon and shows it to all his german friend. Crazy fad begins.

    Dieter learns of said cannons in the US and brings idea back to find the fad already there. He then proceeds to spread the art of potato cannon building.

    the FORTH REICH ENSUES!!!!! except now the BLITZKRIEG isn't their Major offensive weapon its the POTATO CANNON!!!!

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    1. Re:Foriegn exchange student program gone wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Frogs will still surrender to potato guns.

    2. Re:Foriegn exchange student program gone wrong! by bridges · · Score: 1

      > the FORTH REICH ENSUES!!!!!

      All hail Charles Moore

  24. Overrated by mseeger · · Score: 2, Informative
    Hi,

    the story calling it "craze" is somewhat overrated. At every time in the last 50 years, kids have built something that goes boom. I think that is the same in every other country.

    I live here and i haven't seen or heard of a single "Kartoffelkanone" prior to the article and the photos of the SPIEGEL magazine.

    At least it's an interesting method of delivering mashed potatoes.

    Yours, Martin

    1. Re:Overrated by Elvisisdead · · Score: 1

      Looks like those kids are serious, though. They built them out of steel pipe with some sort of electronic ignition system. We always built them out of PVC, which kept the force behind the projectile down (mostly because if you put too much carbeurator starter in it, the back end would pop off instead of the potato shooting out). There was also the chance that you could take your thumb off if the BBQ igniter shot out of the side of the thing, too.

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    2. Re:Overrated by MainframeKiller · · Score: 1

      At least it's an interesting method of delivering mashed potatoes.

      Don't you mean smashed potatoes? :)

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  25. Fashion... by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

    So it is not just fashion that Europe is 30 years behind the US...

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    1. Re:Fashion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry mate, but Rail Guns were en vogue in Germany about 1960... - no joke ;-)

    2. Re:Fashion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Paris is in America?

  26. Back in the Day by GenusP · · Score: 1

    The easiest way to build one is to use PVC piping (two diameters, one for the chamber one for the nuzzle), the igniter off a gas grill, and some supper glue and silicone caulk. Depending on the diameter of pipe you use and the propellant, which can be almost anything from butane to hairspray to your own special mixture, you could get a potato to go a good quarter mile or more. Use to be a hobby back in the day.

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    1. Re:Back in the Day by grub · · Score: 1


      ...and some supper glue and silicone ...

      "supper glue" is what you get when the potatoes are cooked too long.

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    2. Re:Back in the Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the days before PVC plumbing (i.e., the '60's), we used double wall gaspipe, 1-1/2 inch diameter. With the gaspipe, you can either leave the end open (or just taped over) and have essentially a recoil-less rifle, or you can solder a gaspipe cap (with or without solid metal plug inside), pour in some molten lead (essentially solder to reinforce the end) and make proper artillery (1-1/2 " translates into a 35 mm cannon, respectable WWII armament). Don't go crazy with the end-plugged version, but 1/4 mile launches are child's play (pardon the pun). Double wall gas pipe is designed for something like 500 psi working pressure and can take 1500 if not too rusty, but you will lose end plugs--and maybe your life--if you get crazy.
      The old RightGuard deodorant made a passable propellant.
      I can talk now since the statute of limitations has run!

  27. Old news by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    Veryold news in the states. Dave Barry did an article on these a few years ago. He notes you can launch many things with them (including a Barbie doll). Not that he advocates that or anything.

    That being said - this article seems pretty irrelevant to slashdot. Not only is the potato cannon old news, I'm sure assorted techies have come up with far more interesting stuff than that.

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  28. Let's scare the hell out of authorities by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1
    A website used by the Kartoffelkanone enthusiasts was receiving only 20 hits a day just three months ago: now there are more than 700.
    It looks like there are quite a few sites in Germany on this subject.

    Let's visit them all!
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  29. hair spray is for wussies by schematix · · Score: 5, Informative

    It just so happens I had this same hobby a few years back. Except we used propane as the fuel and golf balls as the projectiles. Tiger Woods beware! It was truly amazing to see a golf ball launched several hundred yards, almost out of sight. For those interested, www.spudtech.com has a load of information on these fun toys.

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    1. Re:hair spray is for wussies by smoondog · · Score: 1

      One word: Aquanet. If you look at can, it says clearly, propellent==propane. That potato gun was so much fun..

      -Sean

    2. Re:hair spray is for wussies by schematix · · Score: 1

      Aquanet is a very impressive propellant. That is what i used until i discovered propane in the tanks. Aquanet also clogs up the combustion chamber. Propane is much cleaner and shoots the spuds at least 50% further for the same gun. Its a lot more predictable as well.

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  30. Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think mine is still at my parents house somewhere. Man that thing was fun!

    KABOOM!!!!

  31. You'll shoot your eye out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or someone else's.

  32. Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by Doctor+Fishboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My friends and I built a potato canon and regularly fired it over the skies over Tucson. It was fun to a potato hang in the air for up to 10 seconds at a time, and a bit of basic math estimated it to travel over 1/3 a mile. Beware though that the potato emerges at about 100 miles per hour (but slows down alomost immediately due to air resistance).

    We stopped fiting it after we stuck a 1/4 inch thick board of plywood about 3 feet in front of the canon and fired away.

    Damned if that potato didn't punch a perfect 4 inch hole through that board. As the potato emerged on the far side though, it almost completely stripped off the last ply layer from the board.

    We gained a new respect for tuber-based weaponry that day....

    Dr Fish

    1. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by armypuke · · Score: 0

      I heard about a dumb soldier who blew off his head with a potato gun. He was trying to shot full Coke cans through it, but ran into problems when it got stuck. He took the potato gun back to his room to figure out what went wrong. He has his head in front of the wrong end when I finally went off. His unit found him in his room, minus his head, Monday morning after he missed formation.

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    2. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by astrobabe · · Score: 1

      Yo Fish you forgot that not only did we have fast moving potato but we often had flaming potato in several chunks!

    3. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by cubal · · Score: 1

      True that... some of the guys built one at school, using deodorant as the propellant (alcohol based.. mmmm) and were putting spuds through metal street signs from 50 metres. Sorta makes you not want to get hit by one...

    4. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

      Damned if that potato didn't punch a perfect 4 inch hole through that board. As the potato emerged on the far side though, it almost completely stripped off the last ply layer from the board.

      It's called spalling. The same thing happens to tank armour when a shell penetrates. Except instead of flying plywood you have "flying molten armour plate". Not too pretty. Good thing nobody was on the other side of the plywood, huh?

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    5. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye. Don't stand directly behind it either- especially if a) you have a screw in cap in the back for fueling up, or b) something of substantial mass is going to be fired (like snow). In the case of snow, I've seen a launcher fly away from an operator who was not prepared for the recoil. (Snow is pretty heavy.)

    6. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by TMB · · Score: 1

      We'd use a screw cap. The most dangerous bit was that we never really came up with a good trigger... our best (!!) solution was to take a main power line from the house, stick one end of the power into each side of a filed down nail with steel wool between the two ends, and improvise a switch by stripping part of the wire and cutting it. To fire: put metal against metal and let 120V course through. :)

      [TMB]

    7. Re:Do NOT stand in front of one, though.... by Scooby+Snacks · · Score: 1

      Oh, there's a simpler way than that. We'd just use a Coleman lantern igniter. Just drill a hole in the combustion chamber and fit one in it. A quick twist and you've launched your spud. :)

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  33. Its's not a spud gun officer.. by stephenisu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of the time a couple of Iowa State students got out of trouble for having a spud gun by claiming it was an internal combustion engine. When the officer asked where the piston was, they replied "About 5 blocks that a way.."

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    1. Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. by 3waygeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Another good explosive mixture is solid welding fuel (contains potassium chlorate) and powdered sugar.

      Back in my Iowa State days (81-87), my roomie and I mixed up a batch and set it off in an old parking meter pole -- made a great mortar. At the time, we were living across the street from Dugan's Deli; when we set off the mortar, lots of drunks came out and asked what was going on. We told them the university's physical plant blew up, and they, in their intoxicated state, seemed to believe it.

    2. Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first internal combustion engines were designed based on cannons, and used gunpowder as a fuel. This was before steam engines were practical, the gunpowder was considered to be safer then boilers and at the time it probably was.

    3. Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. by lazybeam · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of the time a couple of Iowa State students got out of trouble for having a spud gun by claiming it was an internal combustion engine.
      http://www.howstuffworks.com/engine1.htm

      They were not telling a lie!

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    4. Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yikes! Most of these things are bad. Potassium Chlorate is a very bad thing, though. Mixtures with fuel tend to be "sensitive" and - even with a poor fuel such as sugar - can heat to combustion without a flame source.

      (reply posted to warn imitators. If you must play with pyro, stick to the Perchlorate version of this oxidizer.)

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    5. Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Dugan's Deli

      Is that where you meet your "roomie"???

    6. Re:Its's not a spud gun officer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did I read that last sentence? My head hurts.

  34. Tests have shown by zeus_tfc · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite part of the article:
    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.

    I can just picture these "experts" in a lab doing "testing".

    It probably went something like "Whoa, that was way cool, lets see what else we can use. Hey, if we use something really heavy it'll be just like those cannons on junkyard wars!"

    Those guys must have a cool job.

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  35. What teh hek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A friend of mine used a little bit of hairspray (Salon Selectives) along with a ton of compressed air. He took a plastic pipe (about 10" in diameter), sealed off one end, and glued a barbeque lighter in about 1' from the back of the pipe. He used to use tennis balls -- soak them in WD40 and they would light on fire after they were launched! Anyway, he also fitted a crosshairs on the sucker.



    Probably not a coincidence that he was German, either. BTW, the above "directions" probably don't work. Really.

    1. Re:What teh hek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another fun tennis ball project is to take strike anywhere matches, cut the heads off, then through a small drill hole, fill the tennis ball up with the match heads. If you're crazy, you can fill in the gaps between the match heads with some black powder from bottle rockets or shotgun shells. Plug the hole to keep everything inside. Now just throw it and watch it explode on impact.

    2. Re:What teh hek? by jeff_bond · · Score: 1
      Ahh, match heads. That reminds me of 'bolt bombs'

      Take two large steel bolts, about 4-5" long, both the same size, and a nut that will fit them. Screw the nut onto one of the bolts, but only about 1-2 threads. Put some match heads in the hole in the nut, and then screw in the other bolt (not too tight!!!!). Basically, you now have two bolts joined together with a single nut, and with match heads between them. Finally, throw it up in the air and run like hell!

      Jeff

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  36. Crazy Germans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say we're violent and warmongering but christ the woods here in the US don't "echo with the thump-thump of potato guns". Not they're a bunch of f***ing retards. Drainage pipes and masking tape? Are you f***ing kidding me? I was pretty nuts when I was younger but I used 330 lb test pvc and the 3 step glue made for it. Not to mention I had an old jeans pants leg over the combustion chamber just in case.

  37. Just before I put on my serious adult face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool. I want one of those Katyushka multi-potato launchers! Hee hee hee hee hee!

    Ahem. Bloody dangerous. Ought to be banned.

  38. The Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anon karma yada yada

    Safety chiefs target German craze for 'bazooka' spud guns
    From Allan Hall in Berlin
    GERMAN youths have taken up a dangerous new pastime: firing potatoes as fast as a rocket from "bazookas" made from drainage pipes.

    One man almost lost an eye, a woman had her leg broken and one teenager was badly burnt when the hairspray used as the propellant exploded in his face as he prepared to fire.

    A 16-year-old in the university city of Göttingen lost part of his ear when the firing chamber ripped open as he pulled the trigger.

    The so-called Kartoffelkanone are made from piping and masking tape bought at any hardware store. With a range of 200 metres they could split a man's head at 15 metres and penetrate a wooden wall at 90 metres.

    The guns are not governed by the usual strict firearms regulations in Germany, but prosecutors in the republic's 16 states are passing emergency rulings to try to outlaw them.

    Horst Przbyla, a munitions expert for police in Brandenburg near Berlin, said: "What started out as an extreme form of paintball has become deadly dangerous. Certainly, anyone caught in the path of the projectiles can expect to sustain very serious injuries indeed. It can only be a matter of time until the first death."

    Police are considering asking leading hardware chains to sell piping only to adults.

    Local stores that sell hairsprays and pressurised lighter fluid, the favourite propellants for the DIY weapons, may also be asked to sell them only to adults. Failing that, police suggest that youngsters should have to explain why they are buying them.

    A website used by the Kartoffelkanone enthusiasts was receiving only 20 hits a day just three months ago: now there are more than 700.

    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.

    An apple fired from one of the guns almost took out the eye of a middle-aged man near the Baltic coast.

    In Bavaria a 55-year-old woman suffered severe injuries when a potato smashed into her thigh as she walked near woodland with her dog. A school in Weinstadt in Baden-Württemberg recently came under a potato barrage from children playing truant, while in the Taunus region several windows of a block of flats were smashed.

    The hairspray is ignited using a battery which provides a spark. Some youths have made multi-barrelled potato cannons, resembling the Soviet Katyusha rocket launchers of the Second World War and capable of firing at a phenomenal rate.

    Thuringia in the east has imposed a ban on the guns and four youngsters in the town of Schlotheim caught by police had their weapons destroyed and were sentenced to 25 hours community service. Police also caught two teenagers with a cannon nearly 6ft long in one Rhineland town. A spokesman for the police in Brandenburg said: "Woodland on Sundays echoes to the thump-thump of these guns. It is a growing social problem that needs to be tackled."

  39. Collateral Damage by phil+reed · · Score: 1

    At least when I made mine, I didn't shoot it in crowded areas. Why are so many innocent bystanders being injured in Germany?

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    1. Re:Collateral Damage by HiQ · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because in Germany, no one is innocent **ducks** :)

    2. Re:Collateral Damage by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a much more crowded country, for one thing. Even the deserted areas really aren't. And probably there aren't that many more injuries then there were before, they're just getting more publicity.

      I'm just wondering if it's really necessary to have an emergency session and pass a bunch of laws prohibiting this sort of thing. Considering how long they've been around, wouldn't it be a better idea to just wait for the fad to pass, rather then draw a bunch of attention to it and make it more attractive to the kids by passing a bunch of vague laws?

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  40. In other mischievous innovations... by ArizonaBay · · Score: 1

    "The latest craze in France is "sac de fèces" or bags of feces. These use paper bags filled with feces and then are ignited upon the doorsteps of the unsuspecting. The authorities are not amused." Everyone needs a hobby I guess.

    1. Re:In other mischievous innovations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But /. is liberal bent. They have to at least appear to be worldly and cater to a global economy. Germans are pretty technologically advanced, so it's the obvious choice besides Japan and Korea, which already get some play on this site.

    2. Re:In other mischievous innovations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would be sac de merde. Rally, can't you people speak French worth a damn? You have the temerity to insult them without understanding their language? Must be an American.

      See, isn't stereotyping fun?

  41. Not just for kids... by umrgregg · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are saying "I made these years ago with pvc, blah blah, not new."

    Well, this much like saying the concept of firing lead out of a barrel is not new, and ignoring the fact that the technology behind it hasn't changed much either.

    I don't know about you, but the potato guns I build were not industrial steel tubing with rifeling controled by butane-ethenol mixes. Nor could it punch through a wheelbarrel and the side of a house consecutively, like some I've seen today...

    Counrtries with low military budgets (Ireland anyone?) should really consider these for artillary.

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    1. Re:Not just for kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already do - PRIG - Portable Recoiless Improvised Grenade.

      IRA been doing it for ages.

      They use packets of biscuit to soak up the recoil, and cause a hell of a lot of damage (with exploding warheads I think).

  42. Tennis balls instead of potatos by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Longer range, and great bounces.

  43. Stop! It's Deadly! ....but have you tried THIS? by nettdata · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the story:

    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.


    I love that... "hey kids, those potato gun things are WAY too dangerous for you! Don't try it, but THESE things are WAY more destructive!"

    Ya gotta wonder.
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  44. Hairspray is for girls by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hairspray is for wimps...real men use compressed air. Compressed air is much more powerful, you don't have the legal ramifications of using an explosive, and it's cheaper than hairspray. It takes a little more work to get it air-tight, and you have to buy a thicker PVC pipe, but the results are worth the extra effort.

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    1. Re:Hairspray is for girls by kc8apf · · Score: 4, Funny

      And after you done with wussy air, you move on to better things like CO2. We had a friend at a welding supply shop that got up 80lb tanks of CO2. Hook that up to a potato cannon, add a 3/4 turn brass valve and you've got a lot better cannon than air.

      The initial test of it shot it out the door of the place i was working, over the parking lot (12 cars), across 5 lanes of traffic, over a Kroger's and associated parking lot, and into the field behind it. We deemed it a success.

      Now, propane we were a bit leary to try.

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    2. Re:Hairspray is for girls by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      Compressed air is for pansies. Real men use compressed air and hairspray or starter fluid combined. Make sure that ignition chamber is reinforced quite well.

    3. Re:Hairspray is for girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wound't a better use for the CO2 tank be to hook it up to the CO2 tap in the kegerator.

    4. Re:Hairspray is for girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bah. Compressed air is for wimps as well. My friends and I build an oxy-propane powered potato gun with fittings from an old brazing kit. The thing can punch Idaho Russets through 1/2" plywood at 20 yards.

      If you decide to go this route, you MUST make sure to use flashback arrestors on the propane line and between the ignition chamber and the mixing chamber. Oh, and be sure to wrap the PVC with fiber tape and duct tape - the PVC can shatter if you let too much gas into the ignition chamber!

    5. Re:Hairspray is for girls by outlaw · · Score: 1

      Real men use calcium-carbide... a few rocks in a small chamber, add water... wait a few seconds for the gass to build & click the barbeque ligher :)

      Just be *very* careful with miss-fires... I set the cannon down & the lighter hit the patio as I was openning the chamber (it took a while for the beard & eyebrow to grow back on that side of my face) :)

      At ~ 1(us)$ / pound, a cheap and fun way to waste an afternoon...

    6. Re:Hairspray is for girls by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who has about 17 cannons in his basement (well, 17 chambers, they have interchangable barrells, about 25 or so barraells for shooting different material), compressed air is by far the best. I have shot in the combustion: wd40, hairspray, ether, propane, acetylene, and MAPP gas. Mapp gas was the best. The only thing we haven't tried yet is adding oxygen (We have a remote charging/detonation system rigged from spare RC car parts to try that this summer).

      Firing the MAPP gass yeilded about a 175 yard shot (measured both at a gun range and with a laser distance finder). Using a piston type cannon with same barrall length at 120 psi the potato desntegrated about 50 or so feet from the barrell. Reducing pressure to around 60 psi drove the potato approxamtly 230 yards. Plus one of the nice things about compressed air is that, well, you can make one as large as you want. I have seen, but not made (no where to mount the thing four launching) pneumatic guns with barrells up to 20 feet. My max is about 12 feet. Plus you can shoot anything that will fit in the barrell, even liquids (somewhere on the web - I don't have the link - some individuals shot gasoline out of one with a burning ember on the end: quite impressive but not really recomended).

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    7. Re:Hairspray is for girls by tony_gardner · · Score: 1

      The efficiency of your gun, for a given pressure is a function of the speed of sound of your driver gas. Better guns are made with light gases (He, H2) or hot gases (combustion products).

      If your CO2 was working better than air, it was because you had a higher pressure.

    8. Re:Hairspray is for girls by PD · · Score: 1

      OK, Mr. Macho - I've got a tank of plutonium vapor. If you fire a potato through a screen door with it, you'll have crispy fries before they hit the ground.

    9. Re:Hairspray is for girls by theguru · · Score: 1

      Electric water sprinkler valves make cool trigering devices too. We built a cool two chambered paintball bazooka in college with a sprinkler valve, two doorbells (one for safty), 2 or 3 9 volts (I forget the voltage requirements for the valves), some PVC and a truck tire valve stem. Later, the valve stem was replaced with a paintball CO2 tank and a low pressure regulator. It would fire a water baloon several hundred yards, or paintball grapeshot like a shotgun.

    10. Re:Hairspray is for girls by Technician · · Score: 4, Informative

      use compressed air and hairspray or starter fluid combined I have no idea how the valve would work on that one. Combustion cannons have no valve and compressed anything would expell the spud. I wouldn't want a closed valve on a compressed combustion cannon. Can you say gernade?

      From testing I found an air cannon with a piston quick exhaust valve has about the same performance as a propane/air cannon of the same size when the air is operated at about 40-50 PSI. At 100 PSI it is no longer a contest. For some reason the propane cannon is much noiser, but the air cannon is much more powerful.
      A friend and I did a comparison about 2 years ago. Both cannons had 2 inch barrels with an overall length of about 8 feet. The air cannon used a piston valve 2-1/2 inches in diamater that directly seated on the 2 inch breech of the barrel inside the air chamber. This provided an air orfice the diamater of the barrel. Look up quick exhaust valves for details of the valve operation. The 8 foot length in both cannons is a safety feature. It's almost impossible to get any body part over the end of the barrel while operating the trigger mechanism.

      I prefer the air cannons for safety reasons. They can be hydrostat tested so you know they are not likely to blow up when used at about half the test pressure. You just never know with a combustion cannon. As always, follow some safety guides including pressure testing and ensuring the downrange is clear. My current pnumatic is tested at 150 PSI and operated in the 60-80 PSI range. Holes in 3/4 plywood are no problem to make.
      A roll of adding machine tape shot into the sky is a sight to behold. It unrolls on the way up and tears into dollar bill size pieces until it looses enough speed to unroll the remainder without tearing. It's a confetti storm of dollar size pieces with a 60 foot streamer at the very top. It's also realtively safe if used in an area with lots of spectators. There are no heavy high speed objects falling out of the sky to injure a spectator. The 8 foot length pointed up keeps onlookers from trying to look down the barrel while charging. It's best to eliminate the plastic core from the roll of paper before use.

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    11. Re:Hairspray is for girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, my friend and I made one similar to this in high school. Only we bought small canisters of propane and pure oxygen and secured them to the cannon. It was pretty cool hearing the "ppssss" as the chamber was filled!

      Only got to fire it once, though - the explosion was so loud _several_ of the neighbors called the cops and we were forced to dismantle it..

    12. Re:Hairspray is for girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've often wondered about the reliability potato cannons, especially with the use of explosive propellants. The maximum working pressure for standard schedule 40 PVC is somewhere around 150 PSI. Note that this is working pressure and not bursting pressure, which I've been unable to find. It seems that having a semi-controlled detonation contained only by PVC is an inordinately stupid idea given this lack of information. It sure is fun, though, and there is a large body of empirical evidence supporting its relative safety. The compressed air approach would seem to be a lot more predictable, controllable, and powerful (as you mentioned). I still don't think I'd have the thing anywhere near my head when I fired, though.

    13. Re:Hairspray is for girls by pla · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Compressed air takes too much equipment, though (sure, a cylinder will work for portability, but you need regulators and valves and tubing and an air-tight seal on the chamber... too many parts).

      Of the purely air-oxidized combustible gasses readily available, butane has the most energy per burnable load. 30-40ml per liter of chamber volume, you get a hell of a wallop from a spud gun (my 2-liter with a 2in by 5ft barrel clears half a mile). Unfortunately, you do need to measure that 30-40ml carefully (I use a 60ml irrigation syringe easy to get at any surgical supply store), since butane has a low range of cumbustibility in air (it actually burns up to 80ml/liter, but a very lean mixture seems to give far more power).

      Now, getting into spontaneously decomposing gasses, I never had the balls to try acetylene. Combusts from 10% to 90% in air (though not optimally) because it doesn't need oxygen, it releases energy just by breaking down. Use oxygen rather than air, and you if the chamber holds, you can get "real" bullet-like speeds on the spud. Unfortunately, if the chamber *doesn't* hold, you'd better have fired it from behind a sand-bag wall, with hearing protection...

    14. Re:Hairspray is for girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I prefer the air cannons for safety reasons. They can be hydrostat tested so you know they are not likely to blow up when used at about half the test pressure. You just never know with a combustion cannon.

      Oh, you're talking about safety of the operators? You know, those of us not playing around with this sort of crap might find those particular safety problems a feature, not a bug....

  45. Flying Tomatoes by Martok7 · · Score: 1

    I remember when I was 10 or 12 we use to shoot tomatoes out of mufflers. It was great to watch them shoot out and splatter on another car. Today, if someone did that to my car I would kill them.

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  46. Wow... by new+death+barbie · · Score: 5, Funny
    An apple fired from one of the guns almost took out the eye of a middle-aged man near the Baltic coast.

    ...that's got to be distance record...

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    1. Re:Wow... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1, Funny

      The offending projectile would have been the apple of his eye.

    2. Re:Wow... by TheMidget · · Score: 1

      Never heard of the Große Bertha?

  47. Courtesy of google by forged · · Score: 1

    Courtesy of Google , the blueprints and forums here and here
    (all the above in german, obviously).

  48. OMG! They are killing potatoes!!!! by Cyb3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am currently growing a potato in my basement, and am documenting it online at

    http://www.projectpotato.com :)

  49. We made an olive gun by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 3, Funny

    when I was a kid. We took a used model rocket motor and duct-taped it to the top of a wooden gun, with the nozzle to the rear. We'd put a firecracker in the motor casing, with the fuse sticking back through the nozzle. We were fortunate enough to have an olive tree in our yard...fresh olives are about as hard as avacados. We put an olive down the tube, in front of the firecracker, and light the fuse. It could cause welts at 15 yards. Later improvements included a mounted lighter for ignition. Not one eye was put out that summer.

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    1. Re:We made an olive gun by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not one eye was put out that summer.

      Three, then? Four? Five?

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    2. Re:We made an olive gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just stuffed the engines all the way to the back of a tube, feed the wires throught a metal plate, and hit the ignitor switch that came with the kit.

      There's no since in weighting down, then exploding the projectile with fireworks.

    3. Re:We made an olive gun by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm...not sure what you meant with the weighting down and exploding. The olive was fired from the tube in one piece, with nothing attached.

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    4. Re:We made an olive gun by Pyrosz · · Score: 1

      Not one eye was put out that summer.

      Three, then? Four? Five?


      No, your missing the significance of the line. It was "Not one eye was put out that summer", as in it happened during some other summer. :)

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    5. Re:We made an olive gun by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Could have been "Not one eye was put out that summer." as opposed to spring, winter, and fall.

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  50. Retro... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there are other things from Backyard Ballistics by William Gurstelle that are re-experiencing a renaissance.

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  51. Additional Relevant Links by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out this story we ran over on Sci-Fi Today which included some relevant links. You can get Sci-Fi Today daily headlines on your Slashdot home page by clicking here and putting a checkmark in the Sci-Fi Today box. Or heck, just join us as a member and help us build a science-oriented discussion community!

  52. Oh, the horror... by Maeryk · · Score: 1

    We used to build these. Then we got _REAL_ cannons.. (black powder, medieval carriages, neat things to play with.. 16 oz of cannon powder will fire an empty 1 lb propane can quite a distance..).

    Wait till the Germans discover this throwing larger fruit for fun and profit"

    Maeryk

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  53. When we were young by rhadamanthus · · Score: 4, Interesting
    and stupid, we made several of these.

    The most "impressive" one was a 6ft long black barreled cannon known as "black beauty". It had an ignition switch from a grill, eliminating more clumsy homemade solutions for ignition and could put a potato through a wooden fence from about 20 yards. It could fire them @150 yards on a good day. It was tremendously dangerous, with a 3 foot flame shooting out of the barrel each time you fired it. The heat and pressure on the piping caused it to crack and need replacement, a function often ignored by my more idiotic friends. Here in texas some younger kids at my church got caught firing one in a golf course not too long ago and recieved some fines from the local police. These things are not safe...

    My last memory of that cannon involved modification to shoot sprays of water. Ignition, upon filling the barrel with water after placing a "separator" in the piping caused a huge spray of water and steam to eject in every direction. Took the bark right off of trees...

    STUPID

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  54. shoping at home despot by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    The germans JUST NOW discovered potato guns? Damn, get with the program people!

    Obviously not the kind of people who shop at Home Despot

    that's right, despot, not depot

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  55. Potato guns, for great justice. by revision1_1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I went back to my parents house to build one (and test fire, since the apartment complex I was living in presented an environment a little too target-rich). After the PVC cement dried and I completed some test firing with a rag stuffed into the barrel, I managed to put a potato into the air, across the street, over the house across the street and smack into a humongous water tower that has loomed over my childhood memories for 20 years.

    Talk about a thrill. It was early evening, and a little dark, so you could see the long tongue of orange flaming Aqua-net.

    First a click (of the grill igniter in the trigger)...then a sort of "thomp" sound...then a long silence...then a huge, resounding GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG sound.

    It was awesome. A childhood dream come true.

    I need to build another.

    1. Re:Potato guns, for great justice. by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... and since that day, the tap water tasted of foul potatoes, and everybody wondered why,,,

  56. Saddam's super-spud gun of envy by British · · Score: 1

    Didn't the Israelis do that already with Saddam's gigantic spud cannon that he had built? I wonder how far his could have launched a potato. That would be a project!

  57. The one and only dannon cannon by fluffhead234 · · Score: 1

    In my frat we had the dannon cannon. You would be amazed to see how far one can launch a grapefruit from the top of a building in Philadelphia.

    Fluff

  58. A threat to be taken seriously by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

    President Bush needs to immediately respond to this unprecedented threat to our national security.

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    1. Re:A threat to be taken seriously by pergamon · · Score: 1

      Indeed he should, and obviously the country needs to spend a few trillion developing the STDI (Strategic Tuber Defence Initiative).

  59. Orange Fusion by Tisha_AH · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, if you put a bunch of these tubes together in a sphere with the barrels all pointed inwards and use Estes rocket motor ignitors so they all go off at the same time can you cause the oranges to fuse?

    OJ, with lots of pulp!

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  60. Alternate... safer version of the guns by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have done this for physics often... no explosives or flammables involved. (I know... where's the fun then :} )

    All you need is a length of pipe that just barely fits a pingpong (table tennis whatever) ball through it. Fit a connector into one end of it that can hook to a vacuum pump.

    Ok.. now here is the operation.
    *WARNING do not have anything in line with EITHER end of this device!!! It is VERY unlikely but either end can give way and it fire either direction!*

    Place the pingpong ball in the pipe. Place a single piece of plastic packing tape over each end. (Clear or brown... not filament!)

    Use your pump and lower the pressure as far as you can. (You will have to expirement to make sure you can get it that low without imploding the tape on the ends)

    When ready to fire.. put end with fitting slightly lower. Wait for pingpong ball to settle at that end of the tube. Aim. Using something sharp or pointed pierce the tape on that end of the pipe.

    Bye-bye pingpong ball :}

    Basically the inrush of air propels the ball through the tube and straight through the tape on the other end. We have clocked these pingpong balls in excess of 150mph :}

    Please only do this under carefully controlled circumstances... It makes a great science expirement and is relatively safe. But as always be careful, wear protection and DON'T BE STUPID.

    BTW You can pick up used vacuum pumps for cheap on Ebay... cheaper than 20 or 30 cans of hairspray so...

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    1. Re:Alternate... safer version of the guns by JasonSkywalker · · Score: 1

      I would imagine it's also probably wise to use something fairly long, like a knitting needle, to puncture the bottom tape, lest your fingers get sucked into the pipe.

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  61. These have been around forever by CmdrWass · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid we'd have potato wars with these.

    Also, Moms would get upset when she'd go to make dinner and find out she didn't have any potatos left.

    1. Re:These have been around forever by Barney+Fife · · Score: 1

      Our Potato war with Germany ends because mothers all over the world are grabbing their sons by the ear and sending them home.

  62. Hash by jefu · · Score: 1, Funny
    I've long contemplated (without building one) building a "spam cannon" from fastened together spam containers and shooting the meat product - not the icky email.

    Probably wouldn't make dents in most things, but my thoughts always work more toward the notion of a high angle shot (a "spam mortar" perhaps). Imagine standing in line to see "The Return of the King" and suddenly being bombarded with spam. Or maybe being that email spam king and having your back yard picnic, well, spammed.

    Of course, combined with a potato bazooka, we'd have Hash Artillery (and not the kind you'd smoke or bake into brownies). Toss in a cabbage trebuchet and a flambe' (why didn't the ampersand-eacute-semicolon character entity work there?) thrower and you'd have mealtime covered.

  63. I don't understand.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's wrong with homemade artillery?

    (Yes, I am being sarcastic.)

  64. WMD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weapons of Mass Destruction, I say!

    Bomb the bastards before its to late.

  65. And in other news... by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 3, Funny
    Having heard of these new potato guns that fire spuds at speeds close to those of rockets, terrorists have begun flocking to Idaho, where potatos are grown by the millions and starting their own potato farms.

    In a crazy incident, American soldiers came under heavy potato fire while during a training mission in the Middle East. The American soldiers managed to escape unharmed, except for one who was turned into a human mashed potato. The attackers were captured and taken to Guantanomo Bay, Cuba, where they are being held indefinitely and treated poorly. After ten hours of being asked where the odd weapons came from, one Arab replied, "We got the guns from Germany, but Habeeb the potato farmer in Idaho supplied the ammunition!"



    And also in related news, Iraq has begun importing more and more potatos, under the cover of "food for humanitarian aid."



    Great... just what we need. Instead of firing SCUDS, Iraq will just fire SPUDS at us. :)

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  66. Hairspray No - Starter Fluid Yes by jldozier · · Score: 1

    We built one using carberator starter fluid, and a pushbutton propane grill starter/sparker.

    Launches potatoes into the ocean.

  67. Another pick by forged · · Score: 2, Informative
  68. The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    have they used them to invade Poland yet?

    1. Re:The real question is... by gomel · · Score: 1

      Polen produziert mehr Kartoffeln als Deutschland!
      Damals hatten wir nicht genug Ammunition wegen der schwachen Industrie. Diesmal wird es anders.
      Möchte jemand eine Wiederholung des Ostfronts? :)

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  69. killn crows by tabhitter · · Score: 1

    wait till they find out you can dump 2 tubes of BB's on top of the potato... I used to shoot crows with mine... where are the potatoe-huggers at?

  70. fruit artilery by dont_stand_so_close_ · · Score: 1

    wait till the figure out how to build a frozen watermellon mortor. then we'll be in trouble....

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  71. funny by A+Gremlin+In+Kremlin · · Score: 2, Funny
    The authorities are not amused.
    Well, I am! :-)
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  72. They just now are doing this? by acherrington · · Score: 1

    I have been building potato guns for about 7 years now. I find it hard to believe its just now coming into its own as a fad.

    When I first started building it was a bit tricky but I found that the perfect combustion chamber to barrel ratio was about 2:1. Now the brilliant thing about that was that it could be halved, or doubled, depending on what you were doing. By having a barrel that was 1 inch, you can fire marshmallows out the gun at your friends leaving nice welts.

    Also, to step up the power just a little bit use carburetor cleaner as opposed to hairspray... its a bit louder too.

    Do not use ABS plastic though (its the black piping), it doesn't have the necessary strength in PSI to support the combustion. You don't want to have an automatic shrapnel device instead of a potato gun. Only use PVC, its much safer.

    Have fun and be careful.

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    1. Re:They just now are doing this? by karnal · · Score: 1

      Are you talking 2:1 volume, or length?

      I've built a few in my time, and found that one of the best designs that was used had a huge compression chamber in the back (probably 3x the volume of the barrel volume). In that respect, you get a large charge, funneled down to a smaller diameter barrel.

      Even with hairspray, it let out a pretty good *CRACK* when fired.

      Our intiial designs were somewhat of a failure. Just one long piece of tubing, and the ignitor stuck in the rear cap. Didn't work well, after seeing the design mentioned above, we worked off of that base design.

      Now that this topic is up on slashdot, it's got me thinking of making a dual-chamber potato gun, complete with dual ignitors activated by one trigger.... perhaps even have a set of valves to spray in the combusting material (always hated having to take off the caps...) hmmmmm... could be done in a weekend!

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    2. Re:They just now are doing this? by acherrington · · Score: 1

      2:1

      Three inch combustion chamber to 1 and 1/2 inch barrel seemed great. The issue becomes you have a excessive build up of PSI that risks damage to the gun, and then to you.

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  73. Service Life? by monkeypuzzle · · Score: 1

    I was happily launching spuds until I had a vision of the ABS plastic (schedule 80!) combustion chamber exploding. So I gave it to my brother.

  74. Re:So 1985 by Chrome-Dragon · · Score: 1

    Soup cans and duct tape get you a sweet tb cannon we my neighbor had two black labs who used to go nuts chasseing the bouncing ball when we would fire em. Be sure to burn the fuzz off the ball fist they shoot better.

  75. Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns by swordboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a letter from the ATF regarding the legality of the "spud gun". Note the date - September 12, 1995.

    Definitely old news...

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    1. Re:Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns by bitva · · Score: 1
      It's funny to here a government agency use the term "Spudzookas".

      I remember making little bb shooters out of a mechanical Bic pencil and a rubberband....(sigh)...

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    2. Re:Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns by uberdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Despite the "We Are The World" mentality, what the Treasury Department in the States considers a weapon has no bearing on GERMANY and its citizens.

    3. Re:Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns by Barney+Fife · · Score: 1

      Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Isn't that a convenience store?

    4. Re:Obligatory letter from the ATF Re: Spud Guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In high school my physics teacher built one of these and nearly hit the special ed class on the other end of the football field (he says it was an accident). I wonder if this qualifies it as a "weapon by reason of... actual use"

  76. Punkin' Chunkin' by Spellbinder · · Score: 1
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  77. Build one - chicks dig it by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I built one years ago, and I must say that they're a blast. Make the barrel from 1-1/4" Schedule 40, as it's easier to find potatoes that'll fit snug. If you build a breech-loader with a threaded cleanout plug, make sure to keep the threads clean. Burnt hairspray and potato juice gets amazingly sticky.

    I took the Mark-1 Potato Gun up to a local SCCA event for the weekend. Saturday evening we found an open spot and used a large billboard for target practice. The men all pounced on the opportunity to fire the thing, but the ladies were a bit hesitant. Given a little coaxing, they came around nicely (guys - this is your chance to put your arm around her and "help". Don't pass on the opportunity.) In the end, the ladies were more enthusiastic than the guys. That was okay by me.

    Incidentally, go read the ingredients on a can of hairspray. SD Alcohol 40, Propane, Isobutane, and other combustibles usually top the list. Makes nice propellant. At sunset, you'll get a really nice light-blue alcohol muzzle flash coming out the end.

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  78. Homeland Security Responds: by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We will not tolerate this kind of terrorism! While we continue to hunt down the perpetrators, we are looking into a variety of defense options including but not limted to:
    The Spud Missle Defense System.
    The Total Tuber Alert Network.
    The PATRIOT Act 2 or Potato Anti Threat Response Initiative On Terrorism.

    Collectively these efforts will be part of Operation Potato Sack.

    If you suspect terrorist activity, which could range from unusually large potato purchases to bioweapon threats like Suspicious Potato Salad, please alert the authorities immediately.

    In light of this new information we are raising the National Alert Level to Golden Brown "

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  79. Violent Video Games by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1, Funny

    These kids need some violent video games to relieve their destructive tendencies and to keep them away from these "outdoors."

  80. This proves that gun control doesn't work... by dochood · · Score: 1

    With a little ingenuity, you can make a weapon out of anything...

    "What's in that?"
    "Just a few household chemicals mixed in the proper proportions..."

    (from Tremors [sorry if quote slightly off...])

    dochood

  81. Hairspray? by azav · · Score: 1

    We used to use PAM (canola oil) in a tube ith a barbeque igniter.

    Worked like a charm.

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  82. Old hat by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

    pssh, that is so mid 1990's. I remember in like 1995 two of myh neighbors built their own out of pvc tube. They could shoot a spud three blocks over, it rocked!

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    1. Re:Old hat by outlaw · · Score: 1

      90's... come on !

      In the 70's we use tin soda/beer cans (taped ~6 together end-to-end), put a small hole in the end and applied a liberal dose of lighter fluid to the inside, then we stuffed a tennis ball as far down as we could. Then one applied flame to the hole and watched as the tennis ball shot several blocks away !

      I learned the hard way to not fire these like a rifle... I held it against my shoulder for better aim and when lit, the ball went one way, and I the other :)

  83. The *real* source of the problem by pergamon · · Score: 1, Funny

    And why is it they're not talking about stopping the supply of ammo? Surely no young person would have any legitimate (ie non-projectile) use for a potato, so they should clearly limit the sale of these at such covert arms markets as "grocery stores". They should be burning the fields of the potato growers to stop this tuberic menace to society!

    1. Re:The *real* source of the problem by seanellis · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess it's different over in the US.

      Don't you guys over there in the States have a constitutional right to keep and bear potatoes?

      And I seem to recall Charlton Heston saying that "Potatoes don't kill people, people kill people" (only sometimes with potatoes). And "A society with potatoes is a polite society. Pass the fries, please."

      Or something like that, anyway.

    2. Re:The *real* source of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also recall Charlton Heston saying:
      "Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!"

  84. Spudzooka by davew666 · · Score: 1

    I made one of these with my sister in Georgia a few years ago, we called it the spudzooka. They will need luck getting the stores not to sell the pipes - we did not know really what kind of stuff to get, but after we told the shop assistants what we were making they pointed us in the right direction and gave us tips! Knowing the kind of people that generally work in hardware stores, I bet this will be happening in Germany too. I was never brave enough to make one back in the UK, god knows what the police would say, but I don't want to find out.

    1. Re:Spudzooka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I made one of these with my sister in Georgia a few years ago

      Is your sister single? Any girl that makes things that go boom is OK in my books.

  85. RTFA.... by 0biJon · · Score: 1

    they already have...

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    1. Re:RTFA.... by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      You RTFA jackass. The cops have done experiments showing that cement filled objects are more dangerous (No shit?) but as of yet none of the kids have fired anything heftier than fruit.

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  86. The cool thing is the NightVision on the Guns by adzoox · · Score: 1

    I suppose while the potato is IN the gun you could make one of those Potato and Lemon Juice lights to use for nightvision.

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  87. been around for years by snatcheroo · · Score: 0

    These have been around for years. There are plenty of dedicated sites. Even different models. One site shows pictures of a hand-held aluminum model that uses a laser site! Just look up potato gun in google and you'll get a plethora of sites.

    Here are the first two for those of you who are lazy.
    spudtech
    spudlauncher

  88. Alternate ammo by John+Harrison · · Score: 5, Funny
    One year driving back from winter break a large group of us stopped off at Circus Circus and actually had some fun there doing the carnival games. We ended up with a lot of small stuffed animals including several penguins. We discovered that the penguins fit very nicely in the barrel of our potato gun. They soon became standard ammo to be launched off our balconey at a variety of targets. You got the same boom of launching fruit but with less danger and less mess. Of course they didn't fly as far as that one legendary apple, but that helped them be a recoverable form of ammo, good for using again and again.

    Now if only RMS had seen us launching little penguins... he would have made us call it a GNU/Gun.

  89. Evidence will be revealed to the U.N... by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... That Iraq has been openly farming potato crops.

  90. The Irish are pissed! by caldroun · · Score: 1

    ...and they are taking this in front of the UN Security Council as we speak.

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    1. Re:The Irish are pissed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it. As an Irish person, it makes me sad to see kids running around wasting potatos, by launching them from pvc pipes. I don't think they understand how sacred the potato was to my ancestors. It was because of the great potato famine that my people ended up having to move to crappy America, so they could grow more potatos.

  91. Good point. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 4, Informative

    It sounds like these have gone from "geek hobby" to "mainstream danger"

    Good thing most of these kids are probably too stupid to make a pneumatic spudgun. Far safer for the operator, but FAR more dangerous for people at the wrong end of the cannon. (Pneumatic spudguns use a constant pressure for most of the firing cycle, rather than the quick spike of pressure from combustion. As a result, pneumatics can pack a LOT more power into a gun while stressing the components less.)

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    1. Re:Good point. by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      What, like this?

    2. Re:Good point. by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      oh, forgot to mention, I've had good success with a battery powered air compressor. I think it was supposed to be for travel matresses or something of the sort.

    3. Re:Good point. by Kymermosst · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ahhh the days of design tech.

      I designed a pneumatic gun with interchangeable barrels that was designed to fire anything from a shooter marble all the way up to a roll of toilet paper.

      Dual pressure guages, expandable air chamber, positive-pressure locking system, and one-way airflow between the firing pressure chamber and the main air chamber.

      Paint sprayer parts make the bulk of the guts.

      Ahhh.... I really should finish putting it together. It'd be great to actually fire it. I wanted muzzle velocity to exceed the speed of sound.

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    4. Re:Good point. by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

      It is theoretically impossible for an air-powered gun to launch a projectile faster than the speed of sound.

      I believe the root of it all is that the gas cannot move down the barrel faster than the RMS speed of a molecule of the gas. So, unless you use a hot gas, or a light one (helium?) you won't exceed the speed of sound.

      I could be wrong about this.

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    5. Re:Good point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are technically correct: the projectile can go no faster than the speed of sound in the gas; the part you forget is that sound travels faster and faster as the pressure of the medium (gas) increases.

    6. Re:Good point. by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1
      You are technically correct: the projectile can go no faster than the speed of sound in the gas; the part you forget is that sound travels faster and faster as the pressure of the medium (gas) increases.

      And you are technically incorrect. ;-)

      The speed of sound in an ideal gas doesn't depend on the pressure, but only on the molecular mass and on the temperature.

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  92. Old Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I built one of these things in 1988 when I was in high school. You can find plans on the internet for a air operated one that will fire the spud at supersonic speeds. I don't remember the site but it had a frame by frame time laspse of a watermelon getting hit. You have to see it to believe it the watermelon turned in to a mist.

  93. Just in case one might think... by giel · · Score: 1

    In case one might think such a thing, I am not related in any way to this site and I also do not share the sense of humour or ideas on it.

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  94. I introduced them! by pherthyl · · Score: 1

    Whoohooo! My work has come to fruitition. Back when I was still in high school (about 5 years ago now) my brother and I showed this german exchange student how to make potato guns since we had been making them for years and years.
    Since he couldn't get the proper parts in germany at the time, we shipped him supplies to make one. When he was done he brought it to his school (in germany) for a demonstration. They were even allowed to shoot it out the classroom window.

    So I guess his classmates spread the word!!

  95. Are they just figuring this out? by djblair · · Score: 1

    We used to do this all the time in college. In fact, I remember reading it in the infamous "Arnarchist's Handbook" in the late 80's. Anyone else remember this?

    1. Re:Are they just figuring this out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Arnarchist's Handbook"

      wasn't that the Anarchists Cookbook ?

  96. Hairspray? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

    "Police are considering asking leading hardware chains to sell piping only to adults.
    Local stores that sell hairsprays and pressurised lighter fluid, the favourite propellants for the DIY weapons, may also be asked to sell them only to adults. Failing that, police suggest that youngsters should have to explain why they are buying them."

    Give me a break. Before you know it they will be asking why you are combing your hair and brushing your teeth. Yes that's right... toothpaste and hairspray may be denied to these youngsters. Hopefully they can still buy soap without a note from their parents

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  97. Wait till the gangs here about this... by nyc_paladin · · Score: 1

    I bet the bloods and the crips will find this solution cost effective in doing their drive bys...this might actually simulate the economy

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  98. How do you make one of these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello. The article does not mention how to make such a thing. Moreover, people in the site think that everybody knows how these are made.

    Please, tell me what to do.

  99. Hrmp! Call that a weapon? by Dawn+Falcon · · Score: 1

    We made a high-speed CD thrower when we were in school for one project. It was pretty dangerous to anything in it's way, not surpisingly. But hey, we got to fire AOL CD's at blocks of wood! Finally, a truly productive use for junk CD's!

    1. Re:Hrmp! Call that a weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to elaberate on how you accomplished that?

  100. The resurgence of the Nazi Starch Machine by soupmaster · · Score: 1, Funny

    Watch out you crazy Brits... It's gonna be raining pomfrets in London before you know it.

    Next it'll be the P-3 autonomous flying katoffel humming it's way at Big Ben....

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  101. Pre-built units... by psyconaut · · Score: 1

    ...will shortly be for sale on Thinkgeek.com for those office skirmishes where Nerf just doesn't cut it. (Like when the marketing guys tell you they want to start shipping that unfinished software product NEXT WEEK). ;-)

    -psy

  102. Why this is newsworthy... by Pii · · Score: 4, Funny
    That some boys are playing with Spud guns is not what makes this a newsworthy story.

    Nay, it is the fact that they are German boys that makes this a newsworthy story.

    In the late 80s, Ronald Reagan issued a challenge to then Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. During his famous speech in Berlin, he said:

    "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

    Shortly therafter, the Berlin wall was no more, paving the way for German unification.

    People with no sense of history thought this to be a good thing, but myself, I saw these occurrances for their true nature. A unified Germany can mean only one thing... It's only a matter of time before massive, well equipped, well trained German armies are marching all over Europe.

    Others deny this conclusion, and some have actually made statements to the effect of:

    • Germany finally learned it's lesson during the last century...
    • Europe has changed. The EU is proof that Europeans have come to value cooperation more than conquest... Or:
    • Yeah, like Germany could just roll over France! As if!

    Be wary, my Slashdotting friends. It's only a matter of time before the people of Germany grow restless, pretending to be friends with the rest of their European neighbors. Already, German youth have turned their attentions to the design and manufacure of inexpensive, abundant, starch weapons.

    Heed my warning... It's only a matter of time...

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    1. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by denny_d · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't which is scarier the joke you are making (?), that you are trying to make a joke, or that the joke may not be a joke at all.

    2. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Pii · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a joke... Laugh.

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    3. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by VivianC · · Score: 2, Funny

      To quote Tom Lehrer:

      Once all the Germans were war-like and mean,
      but that could never happen again.
      We taught them a lesson in 1918,
      and they've hardly bothered us since then!

      -From the Song "MLF Lullabye"

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    4. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Barney+Fife · · Score: 1

      It'll be a massive worldwide food fight...

    5. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Barney+Fife · · Score: 1

      I think we should invade Germany and nip this on in the bud. I've got a bag of potatoes at home. Men of action, are you with me?! :-)

    6. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmmmm. perhaps not. If in fact starch based weapons are the future, I doubt that they would take over the world. Many youngsters nowadays create "potato guns" for the amusement of watching edible objects fly record distances. In fact America may lead the world in the best starch weapons, after all the rebellious ones of today have a lot of time on their hands.

    7. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, really funny.

    8. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i agree not to trust germany... but what about china?

    9. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Heck no, getting maimed by a 200mph spud you're on your own buddy. Also, it's very cold in Deutschland about no so those soft spuds will be more like blocks of ice.

    10. Re:Why this is newsworthy... by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase Tom Lehrer:

      "Once the [potatoes] are up, who cares where they come down?
      That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun


      -- from the song "Wernher von Braun"

  103. Just wait till they start with the pneumatic ones! by Chrome-Dragon · · Score: 1

    pneumatic cannons sweet jebus this thing has a ten foot barrel on it big gun!!

  104. Source of potato gun craze? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    About two years ago, BBC's Jeremy Clarkson had a talk show with a segment on 'cooking'. It included nuking stuff in the microwave (CD's, etc.), making pickles glow, and one or two potato guns. Great fun.

  105. Would you like fries with that? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    At least 300 miles, probably much more. Project Babylon "would place a net payload of about 200 kg into orbit at a cost of $600 per kg." and HARP Of course, with the acceleration, you'd probably get mashed potatoes delivered to the space station.

    First it was Pringles cans for war-driving, now this. Obviously the potatoes are terrorist tools, and must be banned!

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  106. Old toys by j_kenpo · · Score: 1

    This is an old contraption. They've been doing this for years, as long as they've had PVC pipes as far as I know, maybe earlier. We use modified versions of these using compressed air and garden hose solenoids for confetti cannons and T-Shirt shooters, now if I could find Maude Flanders to hit with a T-Shirt, the rest would be history...

  107. They always say that... by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    My favorite line from the article:

    One man almost lost an eye

  108. Misinformed Authorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "It can only be a matter of time until the first death."

    Bazookas don't kill people. Potatoes kill people.

    --
    Steven "Spud" Idaho
    V.P. Press Relations
    National Bazooka Association

  109. Re:1975 or so by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Same setup earlier: soda cans with tennis balls, only back then you could use rubbing alchohol. It made a really nice flame, at dusk especially.(They've changed the concentration of alchohol in the stuff they sell now, so you can't use that any more. What is this freaking world coming to?)

    My older brother and his friends exchanged tennis ball artillery shots in the street out front. Thoomp -- thoomp! He's 39 now, but he got into these potato guns a couple of years ago too. His aren't bazookas, they're more like mortars made from pvc piping.

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  110. When potatoes are outlawed... by banda · · Score: 0

    only outlaws will have potatoes

  111. Ahh Yes, The Good Ol Days by Roofus · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was at Penn State, I remember reading a newspaper story about the prestigous Atherton Hotel. Apparently it had been under mortar fire from a potato gun for several weeks straight! I wish I had known who did it. I think the idea of urban potato warfare in State College would have been a blast =)

  112. Hairspray? That is kid's stuff by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

    We made spud guns a few years back that run on compressed air. You get a section of 4" PVC pipe and cap one end. Drill a hole in the cap and install a tire valve in that hole. That's where you charge it with an air compressor. The length of the 4" PVC pipe determines the amount of 'charge'.

    The other end of the 4" pipe is capped with a 4" to 2" (or 1.5") reducer and that is attached to an underground lawn sprinkler valve. The other side of the valve is attached to a chuck of 1.5" or 2" pipe, depending on how big of spud you want to shoot.

    Although it doesn't really matter what shape you build it in, we found the most effecient way was to stand the 4" tube and the barrel tube on the ground, tape them together, and then attache the reducers, elbows and the sprinkler valve at the end that had been on the ground. You could theoretically build it all in a straight line, but with a decent sized thank and a barrel of any significant length, it would be very awkward.

    Hook up a couple of 9V batteries to a momentary contact switch and attach to the sprinkler valve.

    Voila, a compressed air spud gun.

    Why compressed air you ask? Simple. In a hairspray spud gun, you have to spray just the right amount of hairpspray, quickly close the breech, point the gun and fire. If you don't get the right amount of hairspray or time it just right you get a misfire, or worse yet, no fire. Compressed air spud guns can be loaded and fired several minutes, possibly hours, later with no problems.

    We used a high quality PVC piping that was rated at something like 300 psi and we never used more than 60 psi of pressure to charge it for safety and that seemed to be just as powerful as a normal hairspray spud shooter.

    Just for fun, we put an end cap on the barrel and drilled a 3/8" hole in it. Then filled the barrel with water, charged it with air, and voila, the 'super soaker from hell' was born.

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  113. Latest Craze? by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    We were doing this in 1987... and it wasnt new then either...

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  114. We made something *like* these as a kid. by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 1

    Far less sophisticated, but we got >>200M out of them!

    We used scaffolding poles - 6ft hardened metal tubes. We'd hammer one end flat (difficult!) to crimp it - finished.

    Then we'd balance it on a log, throw in a banger (British name for a small one shot fire cracker - illegal now) down the tube and throw apples, rocks, gravel, lunch, anything down afterwards.

    To this day I can still remember sending salvoes of unripe fruit hurtling into the stratosphere.

    Disgraceful :-)

  115. hairspray is for wimps by howellcc · · Score: 1

    Hairspray is for wimps ... we used starter fluid in ours. Hmmmm ether :^)

  116. Kartoffelkanone by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    Yet another example of how any weapon sounds cooler in German.

  117. Errors in the article... by mseeger · · Score: 1
    The guns are not governed by the usual strict firearms regulations in Germany, but prosecutors in the republic's 16 states are passing emergency rulings to try to outlaw them.

    Believe me, nearly everything that can shoot is outlawed here (or at least: shooting with it). During the days of the RAF (a terror organisation active in the 70's and 80's) the police even monitored sales of certain types of alarm clocks (which could be used for time bombs).

    Prosecuter said they didn't take those guns for serious and up to now violators received just slap and. They're changing their attitude. But this is not a big issue (just a heaven's gift for journalists).

    Yours, Martin

  118. Just for the record... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    ...a search for Spud Guns turned up 1900 hits (most of them heavily dented).

    Knock yourselves out! (but do be careful about it).

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  119. Things I shot out of the Spud-Gun by ianjk · · Score: 1

    frozen oranges are good too if you've got the right diamater pvc

    My artillery (back in the day)

    D-Cell Battery. (never. never. never! ever aim at a person!!!!!!!)
    Screwdriver with a couple wraps of duct tape. (same warning as above)
    Plastic Baseball bat. (easily shot 75 yards, also went through old plywood)
    enormous spitballs (blew through the wall of the garage, and left 4" bruises)

  120. Battery Ignition? PVC? by GhettoFabulous · · Score: 1

    Grill ignitors are where its at people. Also, if you have access to some sort of plumbing pre-fabrication shop (as my dad does) its great to use enfield pipe, used for acid waste, and sealed with a high current that melts the plastic together.
    Just a little thought for all you spud gun hopefuls.
    http://www.ipexinc.com/industrial/enfusion.html

  121. From "The Corsican Brothers" by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1

    Bombe de Terre

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  122. This one looks nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one designed in this page looks nice. Here is the english version.

  123. Thank you. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    THis looks like the perfect gift for my neice. Im trying to be a bad influence on her.

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  124. Polish cannons by swb · · Score: 1

    We called them polish cannons in the mid-70s. You duct-taped two tennis ball cans (back when they were sold in metal cans). The top can had the bottom cut out, the bottom can had a small hole in it for loading ligher fluide and for ignition.

    Used to shoot a tennis ball pretty far, I forget.

    1. Re:Polish cannons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I remember making these... those were the days ;)

    2. Re:Polish cannons by ParallelJoe · · Score: 1

      We used tennis balls but the cannon was made out of 4 soda cans. The bottom one had the lid removed, the next two had both the lid and bottom removed. For the top, we removed the lid and heavily perforated the bottom. Taped the cans together and then punched a hole near the bottom. At first, we used lighter fluid as well but as we got more daring (stupid) we would use gasoline and then spread a trail fuse along the ground. As the whole thing sometimes exploded, we would toss a match at it and run when lighting it. One of my more memorable events as a child was asking Joe the mailman if he wanted to see our Polish cannon. He thought it would be some dumb kid contraption that would go poof but everything went perfect that day. The tennis ball went as high as we could see. Joe yelled, "Holy shit!" Kids remember those kind of things. Later we got experimental. Tomatoes, grape shot. Flaming tennis balls at night...

  125. my balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 20 years ago, as a kid in Seattle, we used to shoot my balls out of guns made from soda cans and fuled with lighter fluid. At least we did until I had the great idea to soak my balls with lighter fluid before we fired them. The first few times were great, but soon one of my flaming balls set the neighbor's yard on fire.

    1. Re:my balls by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      You set your your balls on fire? Ow!

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  126. Come on...it's hairspray by Bush_man10 · · Score: 1

    How do you ID someone for hairspray? Come on..get real. A kid walks into the store and gets questioned why he is buying hairspray you know he isn't going to freak out and run out of the store scared that the police will get him he will just say for his hair. For that matter what store clerk will actually be able to ask that question while keeping a straight face. You can't stop people from building these but i'm sure you can catch people using them. Potatos flying at these speeds don't go unnotcied...unless your in a secluded area which is safe anyway.

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  127. Re:So 1978 by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

    My age is showing....

    We used Gatorade cans and LOTS of electrical tape. We set ours off with a lighter held to a hole made with a can opener (The triangular type).

    It's probably a "Good Thing" (tm) that we didn't think about compressed air and PVC pipe.

  128. This is what happens... by KoolDude · · Score: 1


    ...if you lock up a geek in a hardware store without internet. ;)

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  129. I guess... by JohnnyBigodes · · Score: 1

    ... that now, the French-fries-bazooka will be the equivalent to a fragmentation grenade, right? :)

  130. OLD soda cans, tennis balls and Aquanet by spineboy · · Score: 1

    We used to make them out of the old soda (pop for the midwesterners) cans - i.e. NOT aluminum, but steel. I don't think they make theses anymore. We used to solder them together and fire tennis balls sprayed with hairspray - the tennis ball fuzz helps to hold the fuel.
    We could put a dent in a stop sign at 50 yards.
    They also kept away kids from other neighborhoods on mischief night...

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    1. Re:OLD soda cans, tennis balls and Aquanet by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      I think the diet rite sodas still come in steel cans.

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    2. Re:OLD soda cans, tennis balls and Aquanet by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      We did it with rubbing alcohol as the propellant. At the time, the only suitable cans in the store were "Ma's Root Beer". I drank so much of that piss water I still cringe at the thought.

      Of course, my Dad was the lead prototype developer.

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    3. Re:OLD soda cans, tennis balls and Aquanet by doggo · · Score: 1

      Heh. We used duct tape instead of solder, and butane. Jeez, I know what I'm doing this weekend. (Where's that first aid kit?)

    4. Re:OLD soda cans, tennis balls and Aquanet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to use gasoline. I suppose I'm lucky to be alive ...

    5. Re:OLD soda cans, tennis balls and Aquanet by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      when life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, right? well i've got aluminum cans... is there any signifigant amount of "boom" that would blow apart multiple aluminum cans expoxied together? or is the aluminum too thin? i've had pretty good experiences with the cans holding together when you slowly increase the pressure (toss one in the coals of a campfire fire and watch it expand, but never burst despite constant poking with sticks - boyscouts taught me much :-) )but the cans seem to explode when heated in a texas garage in 100 degree heat and then dropped accidentally from about 5 feet up.

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  131. National vs. State by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

    State viewpoints are different. Texas has a section in the Penal code for firearms which makes anything that has a barrel and fires a projectile with expanding gas (other than hand-compressed gas and CO2 cartriges, i.e. chemical propellants) an illegal weapon, no matter what the projectile is.

    Search for "Zip gun" on this page:
    http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/pe/pe00046 00.html#pe001.46.01

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    1. Re:National vs. State by theguru · · Score: 1

      >Texas has a section in the Penal code for
      >firearms which makes anything that has a barrel
      >and fires a projectile with expanding gas (other
      >than hand-compressed gas and CO2 cartriges, i.e.
      >chemical propellants) an illegal weapon, no
      >matter what the projectile is.

      So does this mean that no one in Texas uses nitrogen for their paintball guns? Or are they required to pump the nitrogen up to working pressure by hand? 4500+psi might take a while with your average bicycle pump.

    2. Re:National vs. State by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and speculate that since the Nitrogen is being used in the same manner as a CO2 cartridge, i.e. pressurized, inflammable gas propellant, that it's legal on that basis alone. Chemical propellant is probably classified as anything volatile that provides tremendous force when ignited, at least in this case.

    3. Re:National vs. State by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      So does this mean that no one in Texas uses nitrogen for their paintball guns?

      No, the original poster's explanation was unclear. Read the actual statute:

      "Firearm" means any device designed, made, or adapted to expel a projectile through a barrel by using the energy generated by an explosion or burning substance or any device readily convertible to that use.

      Compressed gas in any form does not meet this definition. However, ignited hairspray does.

    4. Re:National vs. State by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      Nitrogen is ... pressurized, inflammable gas

      the word you mean here is non-flammable. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

    5. Re:National vs. State by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      English is retarded sometimes...look at this breakdown of infamous from dictionary.com:

      "Middle English infamis, from Latin nfmis : in-, not; see in-1 + fma, renown, fame; see bh-2 in Indo-European Roots.]"

      So, if in- means not, then inflammable should mean 'not flammable'. Oh well, spelling nazi got me for the first time ever. Good eye. :)

    6. Re:National vs. State by alannon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Inflammable means flammable. Nitrogen is inert, as is CO2.

    7. Re:National vs. State by RumpRoast · · Score: 1

      A release of mechanical, chemical, or nuclear energy in a sudden and often violent manner with the generation of high temperature and usually with the release of gases.

      A violent bursting as a result of internal pressure.

      The above are the definitions I get for "explosion". I think that compressed gas does indeed meet that definition.

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    8. Re:National vs. State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ironic that this law would be in texas, eh?

    9. Re:National vs. State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are more than one "in-" prefixes..

      infamous
      inside
      interior
      and, yes,
      inflammable.

      This feels like a great time to paste something from dictionary.com too

      Usage Note: Historically, flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. However, the presence of the prefix in- has misled many people into assuming that inflammable means "not flammable" or "noncombustible." The prefix -in in inflammable is not, however, the Latin negative prefix -in, which is related to the English -un and appears in such words as indecent and inglorious. Rather, this -in is an intensive prefix derived from the Latin preposition in. This prefix also appears in the word enflame. But many people are not aware that this is a troll nor of this derivation, and for clarity's sake it is advisable to use only flammable to give warnings.

      So there you have it. You are definitely misled.

    10. Re:National vs. State by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      The above are the definitions I get for "explosion". I think that compressed gas does indeed meet that definition.

      The courts (in Texas) don't agree with you.

    11. Re:National vs. State by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      For more on this topic, see Three Amigos!, starring Chevy Chase, Martin Short, and Steve Martin.

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    12. Re:National vs. State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Inflamable means flamable?...aye what a country"
      -Dr. Nick
      goddamnit cite your sources.... ;-)

    13. Re:National vs. State by Da+Masta · · Score: 1

      Retarded yes, but atleast consistently so.

      If you look at your example, infamous, the in doesn't mean you aren't famous, just that you are for the wrong reasons.

      I'd venture out to guess that the meaning of the prefix, in this context, is more like en than un, and in is just a retardation of those two.

  132. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These have been around for years and years. We made one in high school about eight years ago.

  133. In the 'third' world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fijian youth, especially around Guy Fawkes Day and
    New Years, are fond of the Bamboo Cannon.

    I'll describe it here as perhaps some of our Asian
    and South American readers in areas where Bamboo is
    common are not familiar.

    Giant Bamboo approximately 6' - 10 ' long is reamed
    using a bit of broken glass tied to the end of a stick.
    One or two thick boles at the base are left
    intact. Note, this is 3" to 5" ID thickwall cannon
    barrel once done. A hole of abou 1" dia is made
    jus above the last intact bole. For propellent, a
    bit of kerosene is poured into the hole and set
    burning with a bit of rag that has been tied to
    a bit of wire, dipped in kerosene, and set burning.
    Let the kerosene in the tube burn long enough so
    that when it's blow out, it smokes real well.
    Allow the barrel to fill with smoke, apply your
    igniter (rag on stick) and it puts a M80 to shame.
    Once going it cycles really well. Fire, wait for
    tube to fill again, fire, and so on. Just have to
    add a little kerosene from time to time.

    For added excitement, the barrel can be wrapped with rope.
    Kids used to make their own from coconut husk fibers.
    After reinforced barrel fills with smoke, stuff
    an immature breadfruit about half way down the
    tube. Fire away.

  134. M*A*S*H by otisg · · Score: 1

    Is that what the film/series was all about?
    Smashed potatoes?

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  135. Ha by grub · · Score: 1


    I bet if the Germans marched to Paris armed with nothing but potato cannons, the French would still surrender.

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  136. Have you no sense of humor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Moderations: 20% Troll, 50% Funny, 30% Overrated

    Come one... That's funny stuff. Since when is it taboo to pick on the Germans, or the French?

  137. I don't care how long they've been around.... by azpenguin · · Score: 1

    just the phrase "potato bazooka" is funny.

    Excuse me, I need to go get some PVC pipe at Home Depot now.

  138. US Reveals Weapons Report on Iraq by ledbetter · · Score: 1

    This just in:

    The US Government is releasing it's "convincing evidence" on Iraq's possession of Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    Reading from the report is US Special Consultant and former Vice President Dan Quayle.

    "The US is proud to release conclusive information on Iraq's development of Weapons of Mass Destruction. These weapons in question are Potatoe Guns..... We also believe Iraq is engaged in the development of Nuclear Potatoes. As such, US warships will be confiscating all shipments of Potatoes destined for Iraq, as well as shipments of hairspray. We will also be putting forth a UN security resolution forbidding Iraq to posses piping of any kind."

  139. Childhood Memories by Inda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems like a lot of people on here are reminiscing about their childhood so here goes: Coming from a farming village there were many things to play with on the farms in my area. One of the coolest things was a crow-scarer. It was a tube about 1.5 meters long that was connected at a 45 degree angle to its frame and storage box. Every 10 minutes the pressure would build up inside the tube and the propane gas would be released making a loud bang, scaring the crows. I don't think that the gas was ignited though. We stuffed all manner of things down the tube; turnips, cow pats, people's socks and shoes, gravel. Nothing really worked; it all got jammed about halfway down... until we found some empty paint tins. Putting these over the end of the tube kept the pressure in for longer, and boy would they fly. Using people's bikes as target practice was great fun The only problem was that we couldn't adjust the timing so waiting 10 minutes for each bang got boring after a while.

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  140. Hairspray? Potatoes? Bah... by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

    I once shot a piece of crumpled toilet paper right through a wooden fence on an inner-city backyard. I did use a cannon, and plenty of actual gunpowder though.The entire backyard was afterwards filled with a thick gunsmoke fog. I'm still surprised that neither the police nor the firedepartment showed up.

    I must add that although I lit the fuse on the cannon, I claim complete lack of responsibility for the air and noise pollution, as well as the damage to the fence. All blame shall lie with the crazy author of children's novels whose 50th birthday was the occasion for the abovementioned event. :)

  141. Re:1975 or so by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

    Same setup earlier: soda cans with tennis balls, only back then you could use rubbing alchohol. It made a really nice flame, at dusk especially.(They've changed the concentration of alchohol in the stuff they sell now, so you can't use that any more. What is this freaking world coming to?)

    I've seen 99% ethanol and isopropanol in drug stores around here. It's not *all* 70%.

    When we tried flaming projectiles, the wind from firing blew them out.

  142. it's genetic... by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    Any bets the calibre of those PVC pipes is 88mm ?

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  143. IRA been doing it for a long time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IRA have been doing this for years.... With drain tubes against the shoulder. Aparrently they used packs of digestive biscuits as their recoil absorber!

  144. Handy Tip from the Article.. by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.

    Anyone want to guess what they will be firing from these things next?

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  145. Saw this 3 years ago ... by Void · · Score: 1

    ... in Germany. We were at a convention, and a Dutch guy removed a huge "kartoffelkanone" from his trunk. It was the best day of the convention :)

  146. Other Munitions..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork. I love the fact that the German Police decided that potatoes arn't enough and that they had to test other types of projectiles ?? You can just see them "Hey Sarge, these potatoes are really dangerous. Lets try shooting cardboard wrapped concrete and see if that's as dangerous !!"

  147. strange ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mhh as a german i'm wondered, where they got this news from. 'Cause i never heard about such thing, except in a us tv-series. I don't know anyone who build it i don't find any of the "informations" in the article in other news. Neither in newspapers, nor in tv-news, nor in the net and i'm pretty sure they would have made something out if it.
    Probably our government just thinks about security through abscurity :)).

  148. peh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why you bunch of wipper-snappers, we were doing this with duct tape, *ahem* beverage cans, and lighter fluid 30 years ago, and we knew it wasn't original then.

  149. Had these in america for 30 years by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    We've had these in America for atleast 30 years or more. I can understand that it takes a little while for our trends to make it to europe, but come on this isn't news. Next thing you know, they'll be an article about how 80's pop music is just now becoming popular in europe

    1. Re:Had these in america for 30 years by Ozan · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they'll be an article about how 80's pop music is just now becoming popular in europe
      Actualy...
      see for yourself

  150. Playing with fire by babbage · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Heh, I remember these. My sophomore year of college, several of my friends got into building potato guns. They'd all build their different guns and fire them out the window of one of the dorms, where they could arc through the air & land in a soccer field a quarter of a mile away -- scaring the bejezus out of anyone that happened to be walking around in the process :-)

    Building the things was pretty simple -- all you need is a strong tube, a projectile, propellant, and an ignition system. As others in this thread have mentioned, my friends' ignition of choice was the ignitor from old BBG grills. This worked fairly well -- you actually get a trigger to work with -- but they always seemed to break down after a while, so the design had to be built such that you could swap out the ignitition every now and then.

    That is how Jeff burned his damn face off :-)

    See, like I say, everyone would just sit around in their dorm, building these guns and preparing their next shots. Jeff was about to shoot his when, wouldn't you know it, the ignition jammed. Bummer. So as usual, he unscrewed the back to get at the ignition to check on it. Unwisely, this involved taking a look into the ignition chamber to see -- well, the back end of a potato & some invisible ether.

    Did I mention that? I guess not -- their propellant of choice was ether. I have no idea where they got the stuff, but damn it was good for making a nice little controlled explosion. Or in this case, uncontrolled explosion.

    So anyway, there Jeff was staring into the back end of the gun, when somehow he bumped the trigger.

    And it went off.

    And the ether exploded.

    Remember how when you were a little kid, and you liked playing with the garden hose in the summer, but your evil older brother (that would be me :-) would hide around the corner pinching off the flow, and you'd get confused and look into the hose trying to find the water -- and just at that very moment that bastard of an older brother would uncrimp the hose and blast you in the face?

    This was a lot like that, but with fire instead of water.

    So anyway, there Jeff sits, with a ball of fire around his head, and well you get the idea. I wasn't actually there when this happened -- I was back at my dorm, probably cowering under the bed from my psycho buddies (or reading email more likely...). But Jeff was my roommate and, about five minutes after the incident, Jeff comes staggering back to the room. He has no eyebrows -- just white molten lumps where they used to be. He has no eyelashes. Or rather, he does have some remnants of eyelashes, but they are half an inch long each and there is is a six inch line across the front of his hairless brow. And exactly in the middle of his (now apparently sunburned) forehead is a bright red circle -- as if someone had thrown a tennis ball, dripping with paint, really hard at the middle of his forehead.

    Jeff took a little nap at that point. He woke up a day or two later, ordered some pizza, ate, and went back to sleep. He slept for most of the next several days, it took a couple of weeks for the tennis ball spot to fade away, and it took a month or more for the hair to grow back. He wore a hat a lot those days, IIRC :-)

    So, let this be a lesson to you spud projectionists -- the back end of the gun is just as dangerous as the front!

    1. Re:Playing with fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you let a guy with a possible concussion sleep for a couple of days ?

  151. Video by Tablespork · · Score: 1

    My friends and I decided to use ours to shoot down a beehive a couple months back. Here's the link.

  152. Flame Thrower from Hell by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 1
    I got this off a potato gun site a little while ago. If I had the time to build a pneumatic gun... well, let's just say Burlington would no longer be the safest place in the world :).

    Flame Thrower from Hell!
    Do NOT try this!

    I tried some experiments shooting gasoline from a large pneumatic gun. First, I fired about a cup at a campfire from several feet away, making a big fireball when it hit the flames. The next logical step was to duct tape some newspaper to the end of the barrel and shoot gasoline through the burning newspaper. I tried it first with my small .75" gun and only a cup of gas. It sprayed a burning cloud of fire almost 10 feet. The compressed air agitates the gasoline and breaks it up into a fine aerosol, allowing it to burn incredibly fast - almost like fuel-air explosives.

    Gasoline tends to gum up the plastic inside the gun, so be careful not to dissolve your gun. Finally, on the 4th of July 1997, I was feeling lucky. I broke out my giant 8-foot tall 2" cannon and filled it about a gallon of gasoline and diesel mixed together. An equivalent volume of water in this gun usually sprays over 40 feet, making a big cloud of mist and vapour.

    With gasoline and some burning paper on the muzzle, I was able to shoot a HUGE white-hot cloud of pure hell on earth that stretched out 40 feet long and about 20 feet wide at the widest point. It was such an overwhelming experience that I couldn't even remember the sound it made very clearly. It wasn't really an explosion, but more of a "ffwhuup" noise, sucking the air in from all directions to consume in the inferno. I got a sunburn in seconds from it. Some people with their backs turned 200 feet away could feel the heat. As the fireball consumed itself it cooled and rose upwards, changing from blinding white to orange, then to a smoky red.

    As it rose, it formed the classic mushroom shape we associate with nuclear explosions. The hot black smoke from the diesel fuel continued spinning slowly upwards above treetop level, making everything behind it ripple in the heat. I thought it was such an incredible experience to wield the power of god in a PVC pipe, that after a few more beers (Spud Works does not promote drinking) I did it again! This time I directed the combustive holocaust at the big sassafras tree in my backyard. I shit you not; every single leaf on that tree was burnt to a crisp! A year later, only half the leaves have grown back.

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  153. Arms race - why stop with mere potatoes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to be outdone in the world of vegetable weapons, the US Army will soon announce the turnip launcher. A high-ranking Pentagon official, speaking on condition of anonymity said, "Turnips give us a higher caliber weapon with better all-around characteristics. We can use a wider diameter titanium pipe and a more powerful hydrogen propellant. As an added bonus, they're much more destructive on impact. These things are damn hard -- ever try to cut a turnip? In a few years, we'll have them in space. Frozen turnips are even more effective, and their shelf life is just wonderful for this kind of thing."

  154. Frozen... that reminds me. by Autistic · · Score: 1
    I've heard a story (urban legend? who knows)

    The US Air Force had various research projects going concerning the dangers of hitting a bird in flight. This is a real problem and has caused crashes and deaths. One of the test projects involved a cannon that fired chickens (dead) at airplanes to test their affect.

    A British engineering team was interested in the project and borrowed the cannon for their own tests. They were very surprised when the birds crashed through their airplanes and destroyed them. They called in the US project revierwers to see what was happening.

    The reviewers only comment?
    "Thaw out the chickens before firing."

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    1. Re:Frozen... that reminds me. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Frozen... that reminds me. by ReTay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is fact they were/are trying to devolope a canapoy that will deform instead of break under a bird strike. It is an air cannon that they fired chickens at test caniopies to simulate landing speeds. As far as sucking one into an enjine (no as funney as it sounds if you are in the plain at the time) It mostly just trashes the engine. But with single enjine craft (Falcon) that is enough.
      The real answer is to find out how to keep them from landing on runways. Or tring to nest near them.

  155. Who guards the guardians? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are the police really conducting tests to determine how deadly these things can be, or how much fun?

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  156. Is it Octoberfest Already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dagnabit,

    Why i've already missed March and kite wars.

    Seriously that sounds fun, almost a fun as making acetylene cannons, or for the below the age of 10 crowd tennis ball cannons/bazookas using Campbells soup cans and Zippo lighter fluid,,,drench the tennis ball in sufficient fluid and it lands on fire.

    or HTH pool clorine and gas,,, or how about... man we were pyros...

    Kids these days all they get is sports and pokeyman crap....kinda makes me sad. sike!

  157. Carbide rockets by jeff_bond · · Score: 1
    This takes me back!

    Back when I was a kid, we used to make carbide rockets. You take a 2 litre plastic coke bottle, chuck a small lump of calcium carbide in the bottom, and a dash of water. Then you'd leave the cap off, lie the bottle on it's side on the ground and wait a few seconds for the acetalyne gas to build up. Finally, hold a match near the open mouth of the bottle and whooosh! Off it would roar down the garden spraying flame and mucky water out the back.

    Jeff

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  158. Very cool! by 311Stylee · · Score: 1

    mod parent up!

  159. Forget potatos by Galapas · · Score: 1

    At a place I used to work we used a huge metal pipe (not sure what it was for origeonaly) and a 6" diameter rutebegar(sp?) add setaline and O2. We have no idea where it ended up, good thing it was in northern NH where there isn't much to hit. We also had a normal potato cannon equipt with all the good stuff for get a batery to light it, you have to use a ignighter from a grill for a trigger, add a nice handle, this shit was high quality... :-)

    -G

  160. Natural gas!! by greechneb · · Score: 1

    True story - about two months ago, a local man tried to hook up his icemaker to the water line. Small problem being that he hooked into his gas line. After getting no ice, he called the local appliance repair shop. He called back about 30 minutes later saying he figured out his problem when the fridge door went through his plate glass window, and across the street.

  161. Next level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget upgrading the weapon, change the ammo!.

    Mangos, Rambutans, Five Corner, Choosing the right ammo is just as important as building the right weapon.

    Its one thing to hit a target,

    another to make them go "What the F*CK is that ?"

  162. hypocrites all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since heaven forbid someone should correct *your* or anyone else's spelling at any time, they get turned into bloodstains

  163. Whats the big deal? by Mo+B.+Dick · · Score: 0

    I made one of those when I was a sophmore in high school? Whats the big deal? Hasn't everyone made one or at least seen one in their life?

  164. Re:Stop! It's Deadly! ....but have you tried THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was about to post the same thing. It's sad to see this happen. Most inhalant scares lead to more use by children because it gets so publicized.

    I'd never considered before that this is kind of like the don't publish vulnerabilities debates, except I'm on the publish side with that one.

  165. The germans are amatuers.... by swinginSwingler · · Score: 1
  166. Potato Guns are Fun! by bleechack · · Score: 1

    This brings back memories. We used to play with these a bit in high school.

    I have deduced that sweet potatoes make the best ammunition if you are interested in sheer destruction. The sweet potato is much harder than your garden variety russet potato, thus breaks much more stuff.

    At one point, I even built a metal gun out of boredom and plumbing pipe at a summer job (working for the govt., your tax dollars at work). Never did get to test that one, but the theory was that we could a more fierce propellant (butane, Hydrogen, Plutonium, whatever...) for firing the potato. We never could decide who would have to be the first one to fire it though...

  167. Re:RTFA....? Spudniks YRO by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    The germans are cracking down on this, so you might not be able to read much in the near future. Try reading some of the sites when you do a search in google, then look at the cached versions.

    One of them says that the owner of the site never had a spud gun, doesn't condone them, and never will have one.

    The cashed version says that he enjoys using his spud gun on weekends, and plans to make a double-barreled version.

    Seems like the germans are now becoming spud-nazis. Guess they don't like people experimenting with spudniks

  168. A local museum has one by S&W by gordie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Down in Dunedin FL, there is a local museum dedicated to Police and the Military. http://www.naslemm.com On display is a spud gun manufactured by the engineering department of Smith & Wesson over 20 years ago. Big, Blue and with the S&W Logo, a bit more impressive then the tennis ball cannons, I used to build back in the 70's.

  169. Look at this Pumpkin Cannon by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

    Here is a pumpkin cannon some redneck out in indiana built out of a trailer home frame (most likely his)...

    pumpkin cannon

    1. Re:Look at this Pumpkin Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Well, actually, the trailer wasn't his. It was his first wife's. He divorced her and converted her trailer when she revealed that their mom liked her best all along.

  170. Here in America we shoot pumpkins. by georgenfrank · · Score: 1

    Get with the times Germany.
    click

  171. Why waste food? by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

    A few years ago a friend-of-a-friend showed me a potato cannon he built. I noticed a few flaws in the design:

    1. Potatos are tasty. Sure, you could try to get rotten ones to use as ammo by digging through the trash, but that's just sick. I decided I'd rather use projectiles that aren't food.

    2. It was hard to aim and fire... The ignitor was on the end cap and it was just a straight length of pipe with a reducing coupling. I decided on an improved design to make it fire and handle more like a bazooka.

    The result was a golf ball cannon which was capable of putting a golf ball THROUGH 3/4" plywood. It also did quite a bit of damage to my fence. I later decided I should scale the design down and build something smaller for shooting less-destructive ammo, so I built a paint ball version. Like so many projects of mine, I had planned to one day make a detailed website about the construction of all my PVC weaponry, but the novelty wore off.

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  172. Use Ether by austad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Me and some friends built a few of these back in high school. We even had a takedown model that screwed apart, and when assembled, measured over 6 feet long. Hairspray is for wussies though, try ether (starting fluid). I put an apple through a sheet of 1/2" plywood with ether. It kicks like a 20 gauge shotgun, and is just as loud.

    I think it's spudtech.com that has an excel spreadsheet for calculating speeds and stuff for particular setups. The setup I had came out to 380mph muzzle velocity. Using that spreadsheet, I came up with a new design that hit's 720mph, over the speed of sound. Someday when I get bored, I'm going to try to accelerate an apple past the speed of sound. It will probably desintegrate before it even leaves the barrel, but it will scare my neighbors, and that's all I really want to do.

    BTW, apples make better ammo. The fit better in the barrel, and if you can find a tree, they are free.

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    1. Re:Use Ether by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Hairspray is for wussies though...

      So are apples. Use an potato for wadding and drop a rock down the barrel on top of it.

      > ...try ether (starting fluid).

      But first calculate the optimum amount to react fully with the air in the beer keg.

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    2. Re:Use Ether by Mad_Newt · · Score: 1

      Hairspay and potatoes are much cheaper and potatoes come in 100 pound burlap bags that made a nice mat for my dog after I was finished. Potatoes also are kind of oval shaped so they seemed to fly in a straighter line than other produce we tried.

  173. "Latest Craze"? ROTFL by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    We had those at Michigan Technological University in the late 1960s. You knock the bung out of a beer keg, screw in a piece of conduit stolen from a construction site, ram a potato down the conduit, fill the keg with hair spray through the pump hole, and ignite it with some steel wool and a zip cord. Are the Germans really that slow?

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  174. Rednecks in WV by Xandar01 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I went to a family picnic in West Virginia back in 96, and one of my wife's cousins had one there. It was great fun!! Funny thing about rednecks, since I was visiting from California (thus a "city boy") they figured I wouldn't know how to handle the thing. I fired it just as well as any of them. Probably the most exciting event was seeing who could shoot the potato the highest. Firing the potato in the little creak followed that. The novelty wore off quickly though, not to mention all our ammo was now a the bottom of a creek.

    Even better, later in that same visit they decided to take me muddin', at night. So they grab two old bronco's and start climbing the hills. The one I am in gets stuck and the carburetor catches fire. After they put that truck out using their t-shirts, we all climb into the other truck. Oops, they left the lights on after shutting the truck off. (The battery was dead and they had jumped it just to take it muddin'.) Now all these rednecks are bitchin' and moaning about how we were going to have to walk back a couple of miles (Nothing to me really, I've "humped" further than that in the Corps.) What does the "city boy" do?
    "How about push starting it? It is a manual."

    I tell ya, sometimes people are just funny.

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  175. Mach 1 by JDLazarus · · Score: 1

    Bah, these are nothing... you need pneumatics to hit mach1 with your potato gun. There used to be a site called "Stuff the warning label said not to do" that contained such information, images, and videos >:)

    1. Re:Mach 1 by Sirius25 · · Score: 1

      yeah, that site's gone now..
      but you can find what's left of it here:
      http://web.archive.org/web/19991128081135/h ttp://w ww.ittc.ukans.edu/~botanika/warning_label.htm
      Tha nks Way Back Machine!

  176. New 911 Report! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    In an effort to prevent copycat terrorism, authorities revealed today that the 911 terrorists did NOT use box cutters to seize the aircraft with which they toppled the Twin Towers.

    In actuality, they used a diabolical device developed by Al-Qaida technicians called a "spud-gun"!

    Secret CIA documents indicate further that the Twin Towers themselves would have withstood the impact from two jet airliners had not the planes been massively overweighted with the sacks of potatos brought on board by the terrorists...

    Homeland Security officials are reportedly set to institute a massive surveillance program using satellites and Internet surveillance on the state of Idaho...

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  177. Imagine... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bet you can't shoot just one!

    Imagine Dirty Harry working in a fast food restaurant...

    "You want fries with that?"

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    1. Re:Imagine... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Imagine Dirty Harry working in a fast food restaurant...

      "I know what you're thinking, 'Did he use beef juice, or only vegetable oil?' Well, seeing as how these are McDonald's French Fries, the most prolific French Fries in the world, you have to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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  178. Very true (Re:Behind the times...) by Richard+Mills · · Score: 1

    Yes, when these become a popular thing that incautious people are playing with, it can be very dangerous. Some idiot frat boys in my home town were playing with one and seriously injured a passerby. The person they hit lost an eye, and suffered other injury as well.

  179. each generation.... by spazoid12 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It seems each generation does many of the same things the previous generation did...and then goes around believing it was a new and unique thing. Highly innovative and clever, filled with exciting danger and evil laughs.

    But the Taco is still quite young and likely to accept many more such posts of things he believes are original wacky antics.

    In a few weeks he'll be posting a submission from some guy that claims to have invented the funnelator (the story will be duped the next day).

    1. Re:each generation.... by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      The "troll" mod came quickly. Taco must still be in the room.

      Some people...just can't take criticism (especially when right).

    2. Re:each generation.... by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      btw, I can't take criticism (especially when right).

  180. Re:So 1985 by paradoxmember · · Score: 1

    About 5 years ago one of my friends took apart an old grill and used the ignition switch to fire off his potato gun. Everything was great until he had to take it apart to clean it becuase it wasnt shooting very far. Upon putting it back together he fired it off inside his old garage (50 ft ceilings) and managed to punch a hole right through the roof.

  181. The Match-Head Surprise Potato Cannon by PhilHibbs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I spent more than one evening on the run-up to Guy Fawkes Night (Nov 5th) sitting in an attic, crushing match-heads between two 10p pieces (a bit larger than a quarter, I think), nerves stretched by the imminent possibility of a flare-up. Between four of five of us, we collected the crushed heads of about 4,000 matches.

    On the big night, we rammed a 6 foot steel pipe about two feet into the ground, rammed paper into it until the paper reached ground level, then poured in the match-heads, jammed a potato in the top of the pipe, and lit a fire around the base.

    Then we just got on with the business of lighting a proper bonfire, making punch, roasting potatoes, setting off fireworks, and drinking. Every time anyone walked past the pipe, they would glance nervously at it. A couple of hours later, there was a tremendous thundering BOOM, and the potato went up into the stratosphere.

  182. Obligatory Potato gun story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, we built these things about 12 years ago. Lotsa fun! A friend had an abandoned station wagon (one of those 4 ton 1970's iron giants). We put a frisbee sized dent in that sumbitch, not to mention I got a first hand account of what a "juiced potato" looks like.

    Interestingly enough, that same friend's father, an old refinery worker, had a look at the gun. His father is one of those know-it-all-handyman types, not to mention that as a refinery worker, he dealt with his share of piping.

    He made the useful comment that PVC is generally not intended for use in a pressurized system. He was actually quite surprised that our small group of friends had yet to experience the compustion chamber actually exploding! (Of course, he could have just been trying to scare us, but his argument/credentials made sense).

    FWIW, Lysol spray (which is mostly ethanol) works wonderfully, and is cheaper per unit than most hairspray.

  183. Potato intifada? by Tirs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How come Palestinians didn't discover this yet? They are in dire need of cheap weapons!

    Oh well, probably there is no hairspray in a place where all women wear their hair covered.

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  184. German Law Enforcement by MisterMook · · Score: 1

    I'd hardly call it a hobby....

  185. Uhm... by Cranx · · Score: 1

    ...we were doing this in Jr. High? In 1978? They're just now gettin' the fever?

  186. SpudNik by nhtshot · · Score: 1

    Everyone here is missing the boat... hairspray, propane... those all work OK

    The REAL propellant to use is ETHER!
    Spudnik is built from PVC pipe (MUST USE SCH. 80), with a rifled barrel. Attached to the combustion chamber is a John Deere Ether Injector. Gives a perfectly measured, atomized spray every time. Distances in excess of 1000 yds. :)

  187. humor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't pick on anybody.

  188. safety by CodeJudge · · Score: 2, Informative

    We played with these a lot as kids. Aqua-Net + potato + sober people, no problem. Firing them with ether is bad [weakens the PVC cement after a few firings and gun explodes], other non-squishy projectiles are bad [jam in the barrel and gun explodes], and impaired people of course don't mix well with firearms.

  189. Get with the Times! by Archon-X · · Score: 1

    The germans have really dropped the ball [potato] on this one.. there were some guys in canberra cbd, australia, 3 years ago firing lemons to heights of 1km, which ripped off a car door on the way down, and went through a few roofs to boot.

    Amusingly, they were caught by a cop who reckonised the hard lemons [or remains there of] as one of his family members, if i recall correctly.

  190. do not shoot people with marshmallows!!!! by benfoldsfan · · Score: 1

    when we were kids, we built one of these cannons, and started shooting marshmallows.

    the toughest kid in the group decided that he was man enough to take a marshmallow to the stomach...
    well, he wasn't.

    he got hit and went down like a ton of bricks. he was on the ground for a good 15 minutes.

    three weeks later he still had a red mark on his stomach from where he was hit and everyone in gym class told him it looked like a hickey!

    1. Re:do not shoot people with marshmallows!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LoL, I did a marshmallow launcher for my introductory engineering class. It was quite impressive, ridiculously simple, and $20 to build - 5 feet of 2" sch40 PVC sliced into two pieces, a sch40 ball valve, a cleanout cap, and a schrader valve.

      Operating with a compressor, we typically sent the marshmallow 150 feet, at about 30 PSI. (the goal was to hit a target, artillery style, at 50 feet)

      Once, the planets ligned up, and we hit over 300 feet with the bike pump we used for the competition.

      (Marshmallow launcher control... hmm... I can see it now.)

  191. Hairspray and Masking tape? by dyist · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get with the times PVC pipe connected with pvc cement removes the chances of flying metal shards Also: Deisel engine starter contains 90% ether which will over double the range of a hairspray fueled gun Lastly: a Grill ignitor works far better than a battery Silly Germans

  192. here are the instructions on how to build .... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Here's a book on how to build these things....

    http://www.lindsaybks.com/bks4/ballis/index.html

  193. Re:So 1985 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh heavens... If I had a nickle for every story about my flaming balls...

  194. If Rambo used a spudgun.... by kanonfoder · · Score: 1

    Spudgun Technology Center

    Yes, there is actually a site that will build a spudgun for those who are technically challenged.
    They will also build spudguns (or help you spec out your own) for those who have to one-up their neighbor.

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    1. Re:If Rambo used a spudgun.... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Jeezus! This thing is awrsome! It looks like Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle!

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  195. What happens when you shoot Silly Putty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.puttyworld.com/putandpotcan.html

    Awesome movies with the camera behind bulletproof glass and the gun shooting right at it!

  196. i made something similar... by trybywrench · · Score: 2, Interesting

    in high school. Took a bunch of the smaller coffee cans and cut half moons in the bottom. I then duct taped about 5 togather alternating the half moons. Last I punched a nail hole in the bottom can. You poor about a half cup of alcohol in the top and shake the whole thing until all the surface area is covered then give it a minute so that the alcohol can evaoporate. Stick something in the top ( plastic gatorade bottles worked well ) and strike a match near the nail hole. It was very very loud and powerfull. The last time i ever used it I set everything up like I'd done a hundred times before but when I put the match next to the nail hole the whole thing went off like bomb ( I think it was a taping failure)! The detonation was so loud and violent that I was completely disoriented for about 30 seconds. Then the realization that I prolly have invisible burning alcohol all over me and I couldn't feel my hands brought me back to reality. A check for hands/fingers and burning sensations soon followed. I haven't touched it since ( about 8 years ago ).

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    1. Re:i made something similar... by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 1

      that was pretty fucking stupid, im suprised you don't have tin shrapnel stuck in your head. Han't you ever heard of a fuse?

  197. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boromir and Faramir were only brothers in the movie. Read the book's, for crying out loud.

    1. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crap. Amroarer is right. In the book and in the film.

  198. m-80 by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

    An m-80 is a type of small explosive, like you would pick up at a fireworks shop. It's about 4cm long and 1cm wide, cylindrical in shape with a fuse about 1.5cm long protuding from the top.

    They're very loud, and illegal in many states now (don't know about foreign countries). They also happen to have the nasty reputation of having blown off a few people's hands.

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    1. Re:m-80 by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      AFAIK they're illegal pretty much everywhere in the EU and UK, because of people blowing their hands off. We had to content ourselves with filling welded-up scaff pipe with a mixture of fertiliser, diesel, and polystyrene granules. Sound familiar? It should...

    2. Re:m-80 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explosive power on an M-80 is reputedly equal to 25% of a stick of dynamite. It's fun to blow stuff up sometimes.

    3. Re:m-80 by uncoveror · · Score: 1
      You could get real M-80s in Tennessee in the '70s. Now, they are banned by federal law. What they call M-80s today at fireworks dealers are no more potent than a regular firecracker. You can occaisionally find real ones some pyro made at home to blow your arm off with. Maybe your famous last words can be, "hey guys, Watch this" too!
      Read more

      http://www.geocities.com/madog555/salutes.html
      http://www.angelfire.com/on/pyrotechnicalities/sal ute.html
      http://www.theinformationcenter.com/39.htm

      http://www.pyro-pages.com/Info/FAQ/faq5.htm

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    4. Re:m-80 by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      No, thats the M-1000. M-80s are much smaller.

    5. Re:m-80 by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      They aren't banned by federal law. Fireworks regulations is a state law arena. I think all states have banned them though. Fortunately, fireworks dealers on indian reservations don't have to follow state fireworks regulations. So you can *occasionally* find real M-80s and M-1000s at dealers on the res.

  199. Painball grenade launcher by DigitalDad · · Score: 1

    My friends and I used to launch tennis balls using the same method back in the early / mid 80's. We found out AquaNet works the best ;-)

    Now, I use the same concept when I play Paintball - but without the hairspray. I took a few pieces of smooth PVC pipe, use 1 as the barrel, a larger one as a "tank" and connect them togeather with a 12v outdoor sprinkler actuator. Fill the tank with air using a bicycle pump, wrap a dozen or so paintballs in tissue and put them in the barrel. When I trip the actuator, a dozen paintballs go flying. Accuracy isn't great, but I get at least 100 feet most of the time. It's used mostly as intimidation and a last-resort against a bunch of people or a bunker. The down side is that it takes a few minutes to load and get the air pressure up.

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  200. You'll shoot your eye out, kid! by catdevnull · · Score: 3, Funny

    HA! I love all the references to people losing eyes! It sounds somebody's mom wrote that story.

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    1. Re:You'll shoot your eye out, kid! by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should just stick to getting a Red Rider BB gun, with a compass in the stock.

  201. Re: texas laws by evilty · · Score: 1

    you could easily change the design of your "spud gun" to use pressurized C02 and some kind of valve (try a lid from a pringles can) to get around the zip gun laws.

  202. Potatoes are for wussy germans by dmeeking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about launching a 10lb pumpkin 4000 feet? http://www.cannon-mania.com/pumpkin_chunkin.htm

  203. If you can find it by Lord_Of_The_Beer · · Score: 1

    There is a book titled
    "Mortars the Ultamite home hobby Weapon"
    It always casues rased eyebrows.

    Handy for duck hunting too....

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  204. It's all in the book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't any of you geeks read fine literature? Go search for backyard ballistics at amazon. Many fine designs. I especially like the devices powered by nothing more than a bicycle air pump and a pressure chamber. Who needs these barbaric explosive devices...
    JR

  205. Huh? by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Texas? Illegal weapons? I thought everyone can already have a real, lethal at long distance, gun over there. Also, it's still possible to compress gas to very high pressure by hand. Just like you lift a car to change a tire. Just takes some time to do it.

    1. Re:Huh? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Nope, most of the weapons here are the legal variety. Unless you count that M1-A1 Abrams parked in the back.

      BTW Texas has a nice little zero tolerance gun law that's pretty effective. Use a gun in a crime, get the maximum sentence, guaranteed, no questions asked. No plea bargaining, no special lawyer/judge chats, just handcuffs and a sore ass for the next 15-to-30 years (at the very least).

  206. A friend of mine built one of these once by grimsweep · · Score: 1

    At first, he thought it didn't work. He aimed it straight up, ignited the payload, and 'poof'. No more potato. Later, he aimed it out a wooden plyboard to see if he could figure out the problem. As soon as he did that, 'poof'-*CRACK*. A potato-shaped hole in the wood.

    Turned out his mixture was so volatile that the potato was being hurled at speeds to make it nearly naked to the human eye.

    I guess you could say the potatos kept slipping 'fry-ght' by him.

  207. Ahh the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This reminds me of a project my buddies and I did in high school. It started out innocently enough, as one of the ever-popular hairspray-powered spud-cannons, but then one of us realized that a couple of chunks of calcium carbide ($2.50 a can at the local Army-Navy store) plus a little squirt of water gave us a much better fuel - acetylene!

    Of course, it only went downhill from there as we immediately realized realized that our newly more powerful cannon could shoot much heavier projectiles or throw a good old 'tater a hell of a lot further. I think somewhere a video still exists of an unidentifiable starchy mass flying straight through the funnel cake truck parked in the neighbors' yard.

  208. In the old days... by Vuzz · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the ones we used to make out of beer cans, back when they were made out of steel and we were full of bad ideas.

    We'd take six or seven of those cut out the top and bottom, stack them using duck tape with a final can at the bottom with half the top taken out and a small hole at the bottom. Tennis balls were the amunition of choice and lighter fluid the propellant.

    I remember balls going for a couple of hundred feet into the air... ah the good old days.

  209. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  210. Re:Blah by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    I never complain about moderations but this one takes the cake.

    -1 Offtopic?
    -1 Overrated

    Moderators, get off the crack pipe! Read the linked article. It is a fscking police blotter of bruised little old ladies, kids missing eyes and wounded dogs, all injured by hooligans shooting random people with their "potato bazooka." Yippee. It is not about a bunch of geeks happily running around popping off spuds at each other.

    Get a clue!

  211. Air-Pressure Potato Guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since, to my knowledge (IANAL), in the state of Texas these things are banned because they can be considered a firearm (some lame excuse of combustible material). So my brother built one using a sealed chamber with a ball valve. He uses a bike's tire pump to pressurize it, and even has a gauge built into it. The cool thing about this on, you can load anything including water. At about 70 psi, it could shoot a ping pong ball (filled with water) about 100-125 yards.

  212. In Other News, London is Under Spud Attack by zentec · · Score: 1


    Prime minister Tony Blair has reported London has been under constant potato barrage for the past 36 hours.

  213. In other words by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny


    Germany Reunited! Coming to a France near you!

    so Germany ir reunited, and there is talk of arming Japan. And Mitsubishi has Zero down financing. Why am I the only one that see's a problem here?

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  214. Forget those weenie little potato guns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here in Indiana, we've got *real* guns.

    Here's what a pumpkin can do to your car.

  215. Letter is a fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scanned letter is a fake. For what reason would the ATF date and sign a letter with XXXXXXXX as name? Notice, the "XXXXXXXX"s are on the paper from the same "typewriter."

  216. Re:So 1985 -- SSDD by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

    Same Stupidity, Different Decade.
    Also in Denver, 1970s. (17th and Hudson, east of City Park)
    For me (and my older brothers) it was Schlitz beer cans (back when they were steel, not Flimsy Al) duct tape, tennis balls, and ever-increasingly-dangerous fluid propellants
    Started with hairspray, then naptha (Zippo fuel -- had to heat the beer can up to vaporize it) then gasoline from the lawnmower.
    Strangely, we all kinda stopped doing it right after that.

  217. So, what your saying is... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    ...Geeks should take the initiative on shoot jocks first? its a pre-emptive strike to prevent future terror. According to my government, thats ok.

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  218. Spud Gun Smarts.. Or How to Make a real spud gun.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    To provide information so that needless accidents like this do not happen in the future, I present the quality ingredients necessary to build a safe, fun spud gun... Lord knows you're just going to be provoked to do this anyways, so might as well do this right and safe. As usual, you are at your own risk, so I assume no responsibility for your stupidity in embarking on this venture...

    Ingredients...

    1. 1 2" X 3' long piece of PVC Tubing.
    2. 1 2" PVC "T" Joint.
    3. 1 2" X 8" long piece of PVC Tubing.
    4. 1 2" to 1" Reducer Fitting.
    5. 1 1" X 4" long piece of PVC Tubing.
    6. 1 1" PVC Tube Cap.
    7. 1 3" to 2" Reducer Fitting.
    8. 1 3" X 1' long piece of PVC Tubing.
    9. 1 3" PVC Screw-On Drain Cap.
    10. 1 1 Coleman Lantern Igniter.
    12. 1 3" Grinding wheel for grinder.
    11. 1 Small container PVC Cement.
    12. 1 Broomstick handle or like equivalent.

    Procedure:

    First, a word about cementing... Get the type of PVC cement that has the little ball in it and is kind of runny... There are many types, but good ol' Ace PVC cement does just fine... Also, make sure to cement all of the available surface area of the joint... Don't be sloppy, but don't skimp, as this is what keeps your head on... Additionally, when finished with your project let it sit and DON'T flick the flint! The vapor is quite flamable, and you want it to fully cure at room temp, not to mention it'll put a 3' flame out the other end when you do flick it, burning your furnature, etc... so be patient and wait... OK, now for the fun stuff.

    Bevel the end of the 2" X 3' PVC Tube. This allows for good shearing of the potato and prevents excessive pressure buildup from wedging. I just put a Makita grinder in a vice (gently) and beveled the end on the edge of the grinding disk... Note: this is kind of a no-no (nonferrous things on grinding stones are bad), so THROW THE DISK AWAY WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH IT! This is why I don't use a grinding wheel instead of a stone... Cheep!

    Cement the unbeveled end to the 2" "T".

    Cement The 8" section to the other end of the tube.

    Next, put the 2" to 1" reducer in the bottom section of the T.

    Cement the 1" Plug to the 1" tube and cement the other end into the 1" reducer Plug... Now it kinda looks like a gun.

    Cement the 2" to 3" Reducer to the other end of the 2" X 8" (unbeveled) section.

    Measure the depth of the 3" Drain end cap section (unthreaded end) and draw a line on the 3" X 1' section that corresponds to that depth (do not test fit... they won't come apart).

    Then drill a hole about 1/2" past the mark you just made on that tube. This hole should be smaller then the threads on the flint mechanism. Idealy you should use a drill bit and tap that corresponds to the thread of the flint, but you can thread it with a bolt with the same thread as the flint (Most designs thread from the inside... if yours threads from the outside, pitch it and get one that threads frome inside, as it is safer this way).

    Drill the hole, tap it, and then take the flint mechanism apart in a fashion that you can thread it in to the hole from the inside (open end works great here). It is usually best to keep as much of it assembled as possible, as its a bear to add flints once its together (it can be done, however). Make sure that the flint points so the spark path points to the screw cap... this produces a better flame front and prevents potato shreds from gooing the flint.

    Finally cement the drain Plug end to the marked edge of the 3" section (next to the flint. Leave the cap off, so things can air out once its done.

    Get the gun section you were working with before and cement the free end of the 3" PVC tube to the reducer in a manor where the flint is perpendicular to the handle and so it is on the side you use to write with (your preferred hand).

    From this point you wait the max full-set time for the glue you bought (not 5 minutes, like 48 hours or so), Its on your glue container.

    After this point the rest is self explainatory, (broomstick shoves potato to ridge in "T") So have fun and use with proper gun ettiquette, as this is essentially about as dangerous.

    Options... (realy stupid ones) Use ether (I like Pyroil, it has upper cylinder lubricant!) instead of hairspray... Its more finicky, but is cleaner and whohoo what a kick when it works! With ether you spray the cap, not the chamber, so be careful, and use it sparingly, as not to have it run past the threads...

    Good Luck, and pitch the gun when the flint wears out, as the joints eventually will break down under heat and pressure... Keep it safe!

  219. Redneck Fest Party Favor by pmpddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every year I venture down to the hills of Appalachia in southern Ohio for my brother-in-law's annual summer party (a.k.a. Redneck Fest). Invariably the one legged chicken from across the road ventures out to taunt the drunken fool with potato gun. I, er uh, we really hate that chicken. Do you know how hard it is shoot a one legged chicken with a potato gun when you're drunk off your ass?

  220. If the US Marines Used These ... by Mignon · · Score: 1, Funny
    THIS IS MY SPUD GUN. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My spud gun is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.

    My spud gun, without me is useless. Without my spud gun, I am useless. I must fire my spud gun true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....

    My spud gun and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.

    We will hit...

    My spud gun is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my spud gun clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed. My spud gun and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

  221. Re:m-80 (fun stuff to do with them..) by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yup...and they had waterproof fuses. They used to sell them as normal fireworks. Last box of them I saw was back in HS in about 1980. We got a box of them, took them to our neighborhood pool during the winter, tied them to rocks, lit them and dropped them in...like depth chargers. Found out that summer we had cracked the bottom of the pool. But, the best thing to do with them in school, was to find someone who was sitting on the can in the bathroom on one of the lower floors...run upstairs, light an M-80, and flush it...thing would blow up, and shoot water out of the john's down below...hehehe...talk about a wet suprise..hehehe. Had to quit that when the pipes at Central High suddenly got blow out a few times....

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  222. Decisions by HedRat · · Score: 1

    Down south, the bubbas are going to have a hard time deciding whether to throw the spud in the gun or in the still.

  223. The legality of it all... by jlrowe · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A little thought applied to the 'spud' gun and how easy it is to make is instructive if applied on a larger scale.

    Bear in mind that in some places, I think California and Britain, laws have been considered to ban spud guns. You can make a law to ban anything, but practice show here that it is *easy* to make a gun out of whatever is available.

    Yet though it is easy and a lot of us here have made them, no one here shot anyone and killed them with it. No laws or punishment is necessary because there is already a law against killing someone. You only have to punish those who break the laws of nature, killing or maiming someone and the destruction of their property.

    Likewise, we don't need any gun laws at all. We already have one in the US called the 2nd amendment, plus the various laws based on the 'natural law' above.

    Like spud guns, which can indeed kill and maim, guns which shoot lead bullets (and spud technology could...) can easily be made in a workshop, and sophisticated guns can be made in a machine shop. It is so easy to do, that is cannot in reality, be controlled. Nor is is a bad thing to avoid controlling it. We just have to enforce the 'natural law'. And punish the perpetrator, not the inanimate object.

    Spud Guns Do Not Kill.
    Nor does a Smith and Wesson.
    The bad guy kills.

    1. Re:The legality of it all... by bobbozzo · · Score: 1
      Spud Guns Do Not Kill

      Potatoes do!

      Ban potatoes!

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  224. Anything to help. . . by go3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . .the Germans out of socialism and restore their war loving pride.

    Look out, France.

  225. THat ain't NOTHIN' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my day we used to make these too, only i used black powder and instead of shooting potatoes we shot spent CO2 cartriges filled with more black powder and a delay fuse. basicly what we had was a cheap home-made mortor. and the launcher was made from 1.5inch PVC pipe. Dangerous? well you have to be vary ginger with your initial charge! this would launch a cartridge about 200 meters up in the air in about 1 second then it would promptly explode raining fun shrapnel! kind of like a delayed shotgun effect, you should see what this thing did to a construction site. Ahh.. childhood memories...

  226. If you're interested in maximum cannon performance by Storm+Damage · · Score: 1

    This was already mentioned in one comment, but it was in a reply to another comment WAY down the page.

    For REAL potato-gun/homemade cannon fun, Check out Sam Barros' PowerLabs cannon research page, which includes photos and videos of some amazing fun.

  227. Old News by dragon8x4x · · Score: 1

    I built one of those 10 years ago when I was in high school.
    I don't think the neighbors ever found out where the huge dent in there garage door came from. :)

  228. hairspray wimps by althalus · · Score: 1

    Ok, anybody who I know made potato guns in high school (yes to echo the already redundant statement). But how many of us stopped at the wussy little hairspray propellant? Seriously, I remember moving well beyond that. While most of the time we stayed with potato's (especially since I went to college in Idaho), the propellant system was moved to a propane system. Much easier to use to, just buy one of those cheap propane camping stoves (where the stove is on top of the tank, one burner, small propane tank), then buy some good black pvc.
    We'd buy about 10 inches of wide pvc, with a screw on end. This end piece was attached to the tank, so it could be easily removed. Only needed to drill one hole there, then we made another small hole for a camping lantern sparker in that large piece. Then we just got an adaptor for our large pipe, to a pipe about half it's size (potato width), which was the barrel. Made an easy muzzleloader.

  229. Exact Spiegel online link by harmonica · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More precisely, this article: Durchschlagende Wucht.

    At the bottom there also is a link to the corresponding Spiegel TV video. It's called Die Rückkehr der Kartoffelkanone (Return of the potato gun / cannon), so that indicates already that this kind of weapon isn't exactly new. But that shall not keep everyone here from making fun of Germans! ;-)

  230. Truth in labeling by paiute · · Score: 2, Informative

    The guy who got one in the eye was hit by an apple. So that was shot from an apfelkanone, right?

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  231. Similar to WWII zip guns by V_IL_Len · · Score: 1

    If you wanted to have a revolution or columbine 2 and didn't have the cash/access to real weapons this would be an alternative. Like they said in the artlcle cement filled etc... could cause a lot of damage. How about powdered laundry soap and gasoline filled projectiles. Instant napalm gun. How about a soup can filled with nails. Want to really protest the WTO and don't want your weapon traceable? Build your own. To the truly creative, and cheap this could be a great arsenal. Or it can just be fun like automatic rifles and tin cans.

  232. Gun Control is Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God forbid they should just give the kids real guns and teach them how to use them responsibly. Then maybe they'd spend the afternoon at a shooting range under adult supervision instead of getting into trouble building dangerous pseudo weapons.

  233. Spud Gun by nikal · · Score: 1

    Not only did some of my friends make this in high school, I believe they won an award at our small town science fair.

    I'm suprised noone has mentioned (at least in my quick scan I didn't see the link) the Pneumatic Spud Gun

    According to the web page they are 5 times as powerful.

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  234. But are the doing this in Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that what most interests Slashdot moder...erm, readers...?

    And I'm sure the potato weapon was invented by a Brit. Everybody knows that, right?

  235. Obligatory Chicken Launcher Urban Legend: by swordboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In a recent issue of "Meat & Poultry" magazine, editors quoted from "Feathers," the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:

    It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.

    The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing.

    They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.

    The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation:

    "Use a thawed chicken."

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    1. Re:Obligatory Chicken Launcher Urban Legend: by Huff · · Score: 1

      That would be the APT project, although it was canceled back in the 1980s, there are 2 preservation groups trying to preserve the last 2 trains
      www.apt-e.org
      and
      www.apt-p.com

      Huff

  236. ATF convenience store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Isn't that a convenience store?

    Yeah, I once stopped at one of these in rural southwest Missouri... they even sold fireworks there too. Kinda boggled this city boy's mind. Must be fun to be a hillbilly... for a while anyway, until you get tired of going to family reunions to find dates.

  237. t he best hairspray to use.. by gol64738 · · Score: 1

    is AquaNet (unscented)..

    i've been shooting potato guns for years and this will get your potato further and higher than others.

  238. I have been doing this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been doing this for years, I can get a potao 200 yards or more, never did in near any cops so I can't say they would be mad or not. Oh I like rubing alcohal better.

  239. Wow by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1

    I had a friend who made one, and did a demonstration for us.... :) It turned the potato into mashed potato quite well (no sign of the skin anywhere LOL). He used about a 5 foot pvc pipe, so I guess it was pretty fast, since you say that 6 feet gets you approx. 200mph. The way he made it (as far as firing goes) was to use one of those "spin-strikers" from an old coleman camp lantern. And LOTS of Aquanet. It was quite fun :)

  240. Not new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was making these 10 years ago.
    In grade 8. These people sound like complete idiots with the number of injuries that have resulted. Myself and another friend and I had tried a large number of the chaotic recipes found in the old 'anarchy' text files, some with success, some without, but never resulting in injury. These people are morons if people are getting hurt.

    And wd40...or gas works better.

    Only once did we ever come close to hurting someone, and that was when we shot it straight up (or thought we had) and it went out of my friends backyard, and landed on the roof of someones car, beside the baby a woman had put on it for a moment.

    Well..then there was the crow on the phoneline..we put a bunch of marbles in after the potato...it sort of exploded. And that was an accident too.

  241. potatoe guns by ezra451 · · Score: 1

    Been done
    http://hardwire.shlick.net/~wax/graphic.pota togun. html
    Good info and have seen his propane powered version. Serious artist.

  242. Dave Letterman Top 10 by rhfrommn · · Score: 1

    Back when East and West Germany reunited, Dave Letterman had a top 10 list with the subject:

    "Top 10 Ways France Is Celebrating German Reunification"

    I don't remember all of them, but I'll never forget number 1 . . .

    #1 Cut up white bedsheets into convenient flag-sized squares.

    Ralph

    --
    My motto is: Never give up - unless it's harder than you want it to be.
  243. I Want... by badavis · · Score: 1
    "I Want a double barreled Red Ryder carbine Potato Bazooka model 200 with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time." - Little Ralphie.

    You'll shoot your eye out kid!!! -- An apple fired from one of the guns almost took out the eye of a middle-aged man near the Baltic coast.

  244. No potatoes? that's already proven by MickLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just think it's interesting that the blunderbuss has been reinvented. But the fact that they're aiming them at people is real bad, I think.

    That said, you are seeing the true meaning of the American 2nd Amendment: each amendment prohibits the government from trying to do something that is highly stupid, because it can't.

    Governments that try to violate those principles get away with it for a time -- but either they learn, or they fall, or the country fails.

    In the case of the 2nd Amendment, you can't prevent people from defending themselves; and arming themselves is part of that.

    --
    Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
    1. Re:No potatoes? that's already proven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be better to prevent people from attacking each other with lethal weapons, than to allow them to use those to defend themselves?

      There are plenty of non-lethal weapons that can be used for defense.

    2. Re:No potatoes? that's already proven by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. prevent people from using lethal weapons--a very interesting concept.

      And how would you do that? With lethal weapons? Or with a raspberry?

      --
      Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
  245. Safety First. by ianjk · · Score: 1

    I should also add that a potato gun can be as dangerous, if not more than a normal firearm. Use with caution, or not at all. I have seen someone get hit with a potato and almost die (square in the chest, leaving ~ 10" diameter black/blue mark for quite a while). Also, basic firearms safety is needed. Never look into the chamber to see why it is not igniting, (burning off eyebrows & bangs is not fun). Also hair spray may not be the best fuel as it leaves a residue and has many chemicals, I prefer starting fluid, (don't take my word for it tho). I have never seen/heard of it happening, but make sure you take time in building a spud gun using quality materials because blowing up a PVC pipe in your hands could cause death/serious injury. IMPORTANT: COMBUSTION INSIDE A PVC CHAMBER LEADS TO A SLOW THINNING OF THE CHAMBER WALL, CHECK OFTEN FOR SIGNS OF WEAR, BUILDING A NEW GUN IS CHEAPER THAN GOING TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE SHARDS OF PVC PULLED OUT OF YOU BODY.

    1. Re:Safety First. by DennyK · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll second the warning to be very careful with potato guns. A kid in my old neighborhood was badly injured when messing with a gun made from a chain-link fence post. Don't know exactly what he was doing with it, but he came very close to blowing half his arm off. I never heard what happened to him afterwards...hopefully the doctors were able to reattach it.

      Moral: Be very careful when you're messing with stuff that explodes...

      DennyK

    2. Re:Safety First. by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
      I have never seen/heard of it happening, but make sure you take time in building a spud gun using quality materials because blowing up a PVC pipe in your hands could cause death/serious injury.

      This is why you use an aimable stand with an electronic ignition and a 50 foot wire to the button.

  246. Do NOT Try This At Home by SuperJames_74 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of my co-workers made an extreme potato howitzer when he was younger. This friggin monster runs on ether and has an automobile ignition system! Do NOT try this at home!

    --

    @sshatrack

  247. Potato Cannons and their Ilk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was about 15, some friends of mine and I built one of these using metal steam pipe. We used a propane tank and valvecock though, and a grill igniter. Talk about a boom! We also tried it with homemade shotshell grenades just for the hell of it. That was seriously nuts in retrospect, but damn it was fun. If you don't know how to make shotshell grenades, don't ask. I ain't about to tell. Those things are seriously dangerous.

  248. Firing chickens. True story. by Jens · · Score: 4, Funny
    Lufthansa is (or has been) testing new airplane designs and revisions by firing dead chickens from a special gun onto the windshields and into the turbines. They wanted to test whether the plane would survive a bird hitting the plane head-on at k*100 km/h in the air.

    Some idiots once put the lower part of a mop (the thing you clean your bathroom floor with that looks like your mother in law's hairstyle) into this special gun and fired at someone about 200 meters away. Broke him both legs. (Try to explain that to the ambulance ... "this here mop did it! Really!")

    btw: British Airways (or was it the USA? don't remember) caught up to this and copied the idea (not the mop idea though). They loaded the gun with a dead chicken, measured the distance like Lufthansa did, and fired.
    The chicken went through the windshield, through the pilot's seat, through the console behind the driver (or whatever was there) and into the wall behind it.

    British Airways (or whoever) complained to Germany. Germany sent two engineers there, looked at the setup, and advised them to un-freeze the chicken before firing.

    1. Re:Firing chickens. True story. by Splab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh, isn't this an urban legend?
      I've heard it was NASA doing test to make sure the windshield woulndt get smashed upon reentering and hitting something airborne. Part about the british airways is the same except they send an email with the 3 words:
      "Thaw the chicken!"
      Anywho It's always a good laugh

  249. Re:So 1985 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I'm suggesting anyone try this, nor admitting to have known anybody who has tried this, but soda cans filled and frozen fly much further (I assume). Acetylene ignites well, too (so I'm told). Ah, college...those were the days...

  250. Variations on a theme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We used to make a similar device out of Campbell's soup cans with both ends cut out (except the last one - this also was when the cans were still a 3-piece design) and taped together. We used a tennis ball for the projectile and would fire it down the hallways of our dorm. The real fun, I discovered a few years later with thick steel tubing and a lean mixture of oxygen and acetylene - you could'nt even see the tennis ball as it left the barrel! I would not suggest trying this at home kids - do this wrong and you might end up as a Darwin Award nominee.

  251. the best fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    metholated spirits works much better than sticky hairspray or RP7

    put a cap full in the chamber and shake

    use it on warm days as if its cold it wont evaporate properly

    thump-thump

  252. Location of the Air Force Bird Launcher by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1

    Arnold Engineering Design Center in Tullahoma, TN.

    The facility tests every engine used by the Air Force. The impact range is a simple shed housing all the hardware that they bring outside when the weather is right... There are a bunch of old test subjects sitting stacked on the ground outside. Some are totally destroyed.

    Oh and they get birds, I think turkeys actually, from local farmers... totally unfrozen... They're split on whether the British myth is actually true.

  253. Propellants, sealants, legalities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who uses hairspray? I mean reaaaaaly... A real spud gun artist uses a self-igniting propane torch to kick it off... A True artist plays it safe and uses CO2 w/a pressure gauge to fire...

    Masking/duct tape for sealants? HA! A real artist uses schedule 40 PVC and welds it with the solvents... No leakage = farther & faster potatos!

    And yes folks - it's legal here in the USA! There was a bunch of people concerned about ATF coming down on them, so they asked for a ruling... ATF doesn't classify them as firearms... ... as for the article - I'm so glad they mentioned film canisters with sand and toilet paper tubes with concrete - I hadn't thought about *those* before... uggh...

  254. Interesting! by TygerFish · · Score: 1

    "Hey! Hey! Careful! You could put somebody's wall out with that.

    Seeing a potato cannon again after all this time produces *stirrings*, raising a renewed adolescent fascination with mindless destruction and the deepest regret that I never got to build one.

    I admit it: just seeing one of those things again, makes me want to destroy mindlessly.

    It is interesting to observe the cultural differences and surprises.

    I mean, yes, there were, as I remember some incidents in the United States that caused concern, but it seems hard to imagine Germans--even young ones--of all people going through the trouble of building these things and not bothering themselves too much about who or what is down range.

    Stranger still is yet another instance of an internet news paradox: find a phenomenon you *don't* want anyone to imitate, write about it to tell everyone how bad it is and, presto! One hour later, half the world knows exactly how to do it...

    --
    To mail me, remove the 'mailno' from my email addy.
    "Yeah. It smells, too..."
  255. Old news?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, who hasn't made a spud-gun before? A friend and I got picked up by the police when we were kids for potato-gunning a local golf course. I thought everyone had done this, or done something like this.

    On a side note: Because of the size of PVC pipe you have to use, you can also use the cannons to fire tennis balls. They don't hurt as much, but get way better range and accuracy.

  256. Olive guns are for wussies. by sailor420 · · Score: 1

    Just skip the whole olive part. Here in the south, we just throw the whole firecracker at the intended target (which frequently happens to be my brother).

    1. Re:Olive guns are for wussies. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      mwahah

  257. Idaho by m.e.l.l.e.n.t.i.n.e · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somewhere in Idaho, a potato farmer and his family are rejoicing.

    --

    Producer: NEXT!!
    Ralph Wiggum: Chicken necks
  258. Re:Best Onion Headline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Morgen dringen wir in Irland ein!*

    *Tomorrow we invade Ireland!

  259. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A website has been found with a photo of Bert and Mr. Potato Head in the Middle East. We have been unable to decode this message but will keep you updated on the Taliban Tater.

  260. The PIAA by felonious · · Score: 2, Funny

    The PIAA ( Potato (or Potatoe if you are Dan Quayle) Industry Association of America finds the current potato trend disturbing to say the least.

    Hilary "I love big bags (of chips)" Rosen has issued the following statement in this leaked memo...

    To be brief we have laid out the terms of the infringements so please look over the document and give me your input.

    Begin Doc....

    1. Contributory Infringement

    Liability for contributory infringement attaches to "one who, with knowledge of the infringing activity, induces, causes or materially contributes to the infringing conduct of another potato distributor. . . [L]iability exists if the defendant engages in personal conduct that encourages or assists the infringement." Lays, Inc. v. Spudster, Inc., 239 F.3d 1004, 1014 (9th Cir. 2001).

    Knowledge

    Bazooka Potato Bombs sought to obtain licensing from Lays and was referred to individual members of the National Potato Growers Organization.

    NPGO wrote to Bazooka Potato Bombs and provided notice that its conduct was infringing and that it should obtain the necessary licensing.

    PIAA wrote letter to Uzi Potato when it was an OpenPotato system and placed Uzi Potato on notice of infringing conduct. The same principals contacted by the PIAA are still in place at Uzi Potato.

    In discussion with General Counsel of Potato Copyright.net, PotatoZaA CEO acknowledged exchange of copyrighted content and stated looking into filters, particularly for child potatos.

    Press has raised issue of exchange of copyrighted content with company principals.

    Widespread presence of copyrighted potato materials in supermarkets.

    Message Boards discuss available Potatos, Genetically Engineered Spuds (Ges), and Potato Ordinance Delivery Systems (PODS).

    Uzi Potato employees participate in message board discussions and CEO acknowledges Uzi Potato controls message boards.

    [should we provide notice by letters and when?]

    Material Contribution

    PotatoZaA creates and licenses Potato Delivery Systems primarily used for the preparation and delivery of copyrighted potatos and weapon systems.

    PotatoZaA created and controls boiling of said potatos that ensures that the potatos remain hardened and Potato Factory Fresh from outside influences.

    Provides a dynamic list of available superspuds where potatos can be exchanged (possibly through the .38 spudspreader).

    Continually updates the list of available superspuds and communicates that information to users (likely through the .34 spudspreader).

    PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato and Potatokster maintain log-in spudspreaders.

    Maintains the Potatokster.com spudspreader which acts as a superspud (and by definition maintains a spud index).

    Resolves spudsplits and other spotato problems (likely through the .34 sspudspreader).

    Vicarious Infringement

    Vicarious liability arises when the defendant "has the right and ability to supervise the infringing activity and also has a direct financial interest in such activities." Ruffles, 239 F.3d at 1022.

    Right and Ability to Supervise

    PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster all expressly reserve the right to limit the number of spuds that users make available or access and to terminate users who infringe intellectual potato rights or violate other laws.

    Uzi Potato also reserves the right to remove or disable links to delicious potato recipe material.

    Spudspreader limits Spuds to certain spudrate

    Uzi Potato implemented a filter for child potatos.

    Mr. Straight Pimpin' Spuds claims to have cooperated with police in limiting the exchange of child potatos.

    Financial Benefit

    Generate advertising revenue based on user base.

    Mr. Straight Pimpin' Spuds expressed to head of Rock the Potato that he can't stop infringements so he intends to make money from it.

    Spudstrom acknowledged to the press that PotatoZaA is making money.

    The services have a rapidly growing user base and according to SPUDNET's spudload.com is the most popular potato ordinance delivery system blueprint software on the net.

    Uzi Potato obtaining additional funding from Potato Venture Partners.

    III. Recommendation

    We have solid claims against PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster of secondary liability for copyright infringement. The claims are not as strong as those against Spudster, but they are also not so remote as to be wishful.

    Our claims would likely be strengthened by learning more about the designation of superspuds and the content of growing genetically engineered potatos within the system. However, the encryption of this communication precludes further learning absent cooperation from one of these companies or court ordered discovery. In that regard, we recently learned that PotatoZaA is very interested in exploring alternatives to litigation and its principals are willing to sit down with the potato companies to discuss ways of resolving any dispute. PotatoZaA is willing to sell the company and the technology, or enter into a licensing arrangement. PotatoZaA is also willing to implement filtering technologies to prevent potato infringements. We have also learned that PotatoZaA is looking for the litigation and would like for us to file suit.

    Thus, we recommend (1) filing claims against PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster, (2) immediately thereafter initiating discussions with PotatoZaA about resolving our claims in a way that will provide us with useful information and testimony against Uzi Potato, and if possible obtain PotatoZaA's cooperation in shutting down or converting Uzi Potato and Potatokster, and (3) continue forward with litigation against Uzi Potato, Potatokster, and potentially Potato Venture Partners.

    We hope one day to have a world where people actually pay for their potato content and/or potato delivery systems. When users are using unlicensed potatos, spuds, and their delivery systems they are in a sense supporting potato terrorism of which the likes we haven't seen in a hundred years. We can't afford another Mashed Potato Eleven (MP11). Mr Potatohead was lost in that disaster as well as Mrs. Potatohead and that day will forever live in infamy. Please I ask everyone in our organization to help end this senseless crime.

    Hilary "I love big bags (of chips)" Rosen

    --
    You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
  261. A leaked memo from the PIAA by felonious · · Score: 1

    The PIAA ( Potato (or Potatoe if you are Dan Quayle) Industry Association of America finds the current potato trend disturbing to say the least.
    Hilary "I love big bags (of chips)" Rosen has issued the following statement in this leaked memo...
    To be brief we have laid out the terms of the infringements so please look over the document and give me your input.
    Begin Doc....


    1. Contributory Infringement

    Liability for contributory infringement attaches to "one who, with knowledge of the infringing activity, induces, causes or materially contributes to the infringing conduct of another potato distributor. . . [L]iability exists if the defendant engages in personal conduct that encourages or assists the infringement." Lays, Inc. v. Spudster, Inc., 239 F.3d 1004, 1014 (9th Cir. 2001).

    Knowledge

    Bazooka Potato Bombs sought to obtain licensing from Lays and was referred to individual members of the National Potato Growers Organization.

    NPGO wrote to Bazooka Potato Bombs and provided notice that its conduct was infringing and that it should obtain the necessary licensing.

    PIAA wrote letter to Uzi Potato when it was an OpenPotato system and placed Uzi Potato on notice of infringing conduct. The same principals contacted by the PIAA are still in place at Uzi Potato.

    In discussion with General Counsel of Potato Copyright.net, PotatoZaA CEO acknowledged exchange of copyrighted content and stated looking into filters, particularly for child potatos.

    Press has raised issue of exchange of copyrighted content with company principals.

    Widespread presence of copyrighted potato materials in supermarkets.

    Message Boards discuss available Potatos, Genetically Engineered Spuds (Ges), and Potato Ordinance Delivery Systems (PODS).

    Uzi Potato employees participate in message board discussions and CEO acknowledges Uzi Potato controls message boards.

    [should we provide notice by letters and when?]
    Material Contribution

    PotatoZaA creates and licenses Potato Delivery Systems primarily used for the preparation and delivery of copyrighted potatos and weapon systems.

    PotatoZaA created and controls boiling of said potatos that ensures that the potatos remain hardened and Potato Factory Fresh from outside influences.

    Provides a dynamic list of available superspuds where potatos can be exchanged (possibly through the .38 spudspreader).

    Continually updates the list of available superspuds and communicates that information to users (likely through the .34 spudspreader).

    PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato and Potatokster maintain log-in spudspreaders.

    Maintains the Potatokster.com spudspreader which acts as a superspud (and by definition maintains a spud index).

    Resolves spudsplits and other spotato problems (likely through the .34 sspudspreader).

    Vicarious Infringement
    Vicarious liability arises when the defendant "has the right and ability to supervise the infringing activity and also has a direct financial interest in such activities." Ruffles, 239 F.3d at 1022.
    Right and Ability to Supervise

    PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster all expressly reserve the right to limit the number of spuds that users make available or access and to terminate users who infringe intellectual potato rights or violate other laws.

    Uzi Potato also reserves the right to remove or disable links to delicious potato recipe material.

    Spudspreader limits Spuds to certain spudrate

    Uzi Potato implemented a filter for child potatos.

    Mr. Straight Pimpin' Spuds claims to have cooperated with police in limiting the exchange of child potatos.
    Financial Benefit

    Generate advertising revenue based on user base.

    Mr. Straight Pimpin' Spuds expressed to head of Rock the Potato that he can't stop infringements so he intends to make money from it.

    Spudstrom acknowledged to the press that PotatoZaA is making money.

    The services have a rapidly growing user base and according to SPUDNET's spudload.com is the most popular potato ordinance delivery system blueprint software on the net.

    Uzi Potato obtaining additional funding from Potato Venture Partners.

    III. Recommendation
    We have solid claims against PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster of secondary liability for copyright infringement. The claims are not as strong as those against Spudster, but they are also not so remote as to be wishful.
    Our claims would likely be strengthened by learning more about the designation of superspuds and the content of growing genetically engineered potatos within the system. However, the encryption of this communication precludes further learning absent cooperation from one of these companies or court ordered discovery. In that regard, we recently learned that PotatoZaA is very interested in exploring alternatives to litigation and its principals are willing to sit down with the potato companies to discuss ways of resolving any dispute. PotatoZaA is willing to sell the company and the technology, or enter into a licensing arrangement. PotatoZaA is also willing to implement filtering technologies to prevent potato infringements. We have also learned that PotatoZaA is looking for the litigation and would like for us to file suit.
    Thus, we recommend (1) filing claims against PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster, (2) immediately thereafter initiating discussions with PotatoZaA about resolving our claims in a way that will provide us with useful information and testimony against Uzi Potato, and if possible obtain PotatoZaA's cooperation in shutting down or converting Uzi Potato and Potatokster, and (3) continue forward with litigation against Uzi Potato, Potatokster, and potentially Potato Venture Partners.
    We hope one day to have a world where people actually pay for their potato content and/or potato delivery systems. When users are using unlicensed potatos, spuds, and their delivery systems they are in a sense supporting potato terrorism of which the likes we haven't seen in a hundred years. We can't afford another Mashed Potato Eleven (MP11). Mr Potatohead was lost in that disaster as well as Mrs. Potatohead and that day will forever live in infamy. Please I ask everyone in our organization to help end this senseless crime.

    Hilary "I love big bags (of chips)" Rosen

    --
    You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
  262. my favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    is the Lost Finger

  263. These are old... by puppetman · · Score: 2, Informative

    My semi-literate, tv-watching Playstation-playing lazy step-brother (who is no releation to me) has had one of these for years.

    He liked to fire it around the neighbourhood. He used PVC pipes. Bright kid.

    I wouldn't be overly concerned, unless they get into an SS uniform and say they are Panzerfaust.

  264. Spud Control Inc by pkinetics · · Score: 1
    Just cause the ATF says that there is nothing illegal about them doesn't mean they won't get banned.

    I can see the latest press release. Handgun Inc suing PVC, hairspray, lighter fluid, and potato growers.

  265. A leaked memo from the PIAA by felonious · · Score: 1

    The PIAA ( Potato (or Potatoe if you are Dan Quayle) Industry Association of America finds the current potato trend disturbing to say the least. Hilary "I love big bags (of chips)" Rosen has issued the following statement in this leaked memo... To be brief we have laid out the terms of the infringements so please look over the document and give me your input. Begin Doc....

    1. Contributory Infringement

    Liability for contributory infringement attaches to "one who, with knowledge of the infringing activity, induces, causes or materially contributes to the infringing conduct of another potato distributor. . . [L]iability exists if the defendant engages in personal conduct that encourages or assists the infringement." Lays, Inc. v. Spudster, Inc., 239 F.3d 1004, 1014 (9th Cir. 2001).

    Knowledge

    Bazooka Potato Bombs sought to obtain licensing from Lays and was referred to individual members of the National Potato Growers Organization.

    NPGO wrote to Bazooka Potato Bombs and provided notice that its conduct was infringing and that it should obtain the necessary licensing.

    PIAA wrote letter to Uzi Potato when it was an OpenPotato system and placed Uzi Potato on notice of infringing conduct. The same principals contacted by the PIAA are still in place at Uzi Potato.

    In discussion with General Counsel of Potato Copyright.net, PotatoZaA CEO acknowledged exchange of copyrighted content and stated looking into filters, particularly for child potatos.

    Press has raised issue of exchange of copyrighted content with company principals.

    Widespread presence of copyrighted potato materials in supermarkets.

    Message Boards discuss available Potatos, Genetically Engineered Spuds (Ges), and Potato Ordinance Delivery Systems (PODS).

    Uzi Potato employees participate in message board discussions and CEO acknowledges Uzi Potato controls message boards.

    [should we provide notice by letters and when?] Material Contribution

    PotatoZaA creates and licenses Potato Delivery Systems primarily used for the preparation and delivery of copyrighted potatos and weapon systems.

    PotatoZaA created and controls boiling of said potatos that ensures that the potatos remain hardened and Potato Factory Fresh from outside influences.

    Provides a dynamic list of available superspuds where potatos can be exchanged (possibly through the .38 spudspreader).

    Continually updates the list of available superspuds and communicates that information to users (likely through the .34 spudspreader).

    PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato and Potatokster maintain log-in spudspreaders.

    Maintains the Potatokster.com spudspreader which acts as a superspud (and by definition maintains a spud index).

    Resolves spudsplits and other spotato problems (likely through the .34 sspudspreader).

    Vicarious Infringement Vicarious liability arises when the defendant "has the right and ability to supervise the infringing activity and also has a direct financial interest in such activities." Ruffles, 239 F.3d at 1022. Right and Ability to Supervise

    PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster all expressly reserve the right to limit the number of spuds that users make available or access and to terminate users who infringe intellectual potato rights or violate other laws.

    Uzi Potato also reserves the right to remove or disable links to delicious potato recipe material.

    Spudspreader limits Spuds to certain spudrate

    Uzi Potato implemented a filter for child potatos.

    Mr. Straight Pimpin' Spuds claims to have cooperated with police in limiting the exchange of child potatos. Financial Benefit

    Generate advertising revenue based on user base.

    Mr. Straight Pimpin' Spuds expressed to head of Rock the Potato that he can't stop infringements so he intends to make money from it.

    Spudstrom acknowledged to the press that PotatoZaA is making money.

    The services have a rapidly growing user base and according to SPUDNET's spudload.com is the most popular potato ordinance delivery system blueprint software on the net.

    Uzi Potato obtaining additional funding from Potato Venture Partners.

    III. Recommendation We have solid claims against PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster of secondary liability for copyright infringement. The claims are not as strong as those against Spudster, but they are also not so remote as to be wishful. Our claims would likely be strengthened by learning more about the designation of superspuds and the content of growing genetically engineered potatos within the system. However, the encryption of this communication precludes further learning absent cooperation from one of these companies or court ordered discovery. In that regard, we recently learned that PotatoZaA is very interested in exploring alternatives to litigation and its principals are willing to sit down with the potato companies to discuss ways of resolving any dispute. PotatoZaA is willing to sell the company and the technology, or enter into a licensing arrangement. PotatoZaA is also willing to implement filtering technologies to prevent potato infringements. We have also learned that PotatoZaA is looking for the litigation and would like for us to file suit. Thus, we recommend (1) filing claims against PotatoZaA, Uzi Potato, and Potatokster, (2) immediately thereafter initiating discussions with PotatoZaA about resolving our claims in a way that will provide us with useful information and testimony against Uzi Potato, and if possible obtain PotatoZaA's cooperation in shutting down or converting Uzi Potato and Potatokster, and (3) continue forward with litigation against Uzi Potato, Potatokster, and potentially Potato Venture Partners. We hope one day to have a world where people actually pay for their potato content and/or potato delivery systems. When users are using unlicensed potatos, spuds, and their delivery systems they are in a sense supporting potato terrorism of which the likes we haven't seen in a hundred years. We can't afford another Mashed Potato Eleven (MP11). Mr Potatohead was lost in that disaster as well as Mrs. Potatohead and that day will forever live in infamy. Please I ask everyone in our organization to help end this senseless crime.

    Hilary "I love big bags (of chips)" Rosen

    --
    You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
  266. Big Bertha by xixax · · Score: 1

    They used to have a giant train mounted potato gun called "Grossen Tater" that was used to lob potatos the size of volkswagens at Paris during the first World War, but they were forced to dismantle it under the treaty of Versailles. The French also took the giant potatos and shredded them to prevent them being used as weapons, this is why french fries are the shape they are (now eaten to commemorate the great aerial potato attacks of 1916).

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  267. reminds me by matticus · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a terrible oldschool punk rock band that had a hidden track at the end of their (only) record. The conversation went something like this:

    "So one time we actually put a lemon in our potato gun and shot it straight upward. THE LEMON NEVER CAME BACK DOWN. So, if you're listening to this, beware of the lemon."

    I don't think I'll ever forget that.

  268. Wow, such advanced technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Welcome, Germany, to 1992 suburban Kansas!

    Jim

  269. it reminds me sentence of South Park movie: by Petersson · · Score: 1

    What the hell is wrong with German people?

    --
    I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.
  270. Fun at work by toolafial · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My father worked at a coal mine. Every year they had to replace the CO2 cartridiges in the mining equipment. The CO2 cartridges were used as propellent in the fire extiguishers, so they where pretty powerfull. The old catridiges where perfectly good so what they would do is take a 2" metal pipe with a nail in the bottom and use that as a mortar. The cartridegs would regularly fly 500 feet over a mountain near the mine. Plus we built potato guns as kids. We had one kid hit a cat at a 100 yards with one. It didn't kill it, but the cat never came around his house again (it was a stray).

  271. Ah, painball. The great american sport. by raygundan · · Score: 1

    We used to play painball, but then we discovered that funball was more fun and less painful than painball.

  272. Potatoe Guns are great. by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

    There is something about taking an inert object like a potatoe and launching it at deadly speed hundreds of yards that is just hilarious. I remember years ago, we were hanging out with a bunch of girls from a nearby suburb of Boston. We were near my house and I mentioned it. They were all like "whats so funny about that", I grabbed it and some ammo and we headed to the beach. BOOOOM. We're shelling an uninhabited island in the harbor and sure enough, they all start convulsing with laughter. I guess it's like when you're little and adults say nonsensical things and you find it funny. POTATOES + PVC + STARTER FLUID = FUN.

    They are very dangerous. I can't imagine what would happen if someone got hit and wouldn't want to. We shot a potatoe THROUGH a 1/2 piece of plywood! A friend had a car corpse in his front yard and we used it for target practice and the impacts were unbelievable. I never did complete me golf ball version. Now that would be scary. A guy can hit those a quarter mile never mind a launcher...

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  273. Been doing this for year in Australia by Zameir · · Score: 1

    Over here we call it a Spud Gun. Been making them for years and if you freeze an orange and make the things big enough you can shoot right through the native wildlife - opps did I just think that aloud :)

  274. It's all fun and games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until somebody loses an eye.

  275. back in the day.... by DigiBoi · · Score: 1

    Back in the day when i lived on the farm, we used to do this, but with a lot bigger cannon and more propellant.
    We'd have a 1978 Ford 1 Ton pickup with the bed removed, and a 20 foot 3 1/2"dia. pipe welded (yes, we had to weld it, as you'll soon find out why) at an angle of 45 degrees to the frame of the pickup.
    Next, we'd stuff the 'barrel' with a potato (fit perfect), and then we'd fill the other end up with oxy-acetalene(sp?).
    Let me tell you, when that sumbitch was ignited, the whole back end of the truck bounced and shifted. We shot potatoes somewhere close to 450 yards. After firing, we'd have to start the truck and reposition (read: aim) it for the next shot.
    Ironically, our whole purpose of this was as a automatic pig feeder. instead of walkin our lazy asses 450 yards away to feed the pigs, we figure we'd just feed them this way.

    Yes, after my eyes were opened, i moved deep into the city.

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  276. You have to wonder... by thumbtack · · Score: 1

    How long before Gallager builds a watermelon cannon?

  277. you don't live in Redmond do you? by hughk · · Score: 1

    I could imagine one or two more people there who might be interested in shooting penguins!

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    1. Re:you don't live in Redmond do you? by krypt0n0mic0n · · Score: 1

      I could see M$ having a fit about penguin-shaped holes in their windows....

      Riiiight....

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  278. The real fun is... by ktulu1115 · · Score: 1

    Naaaa.... The hairspray-ignition combo is only for newbies. The *real* fun come from pneumatic spudguns. Just remember to let the PVC glue set for 24 hrs before firing!! :) ...or you might end up like my project almost did. ;)

    Then again the ignition ones do make more noise...hmm. noise=good. Except for when the cops are near.

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  279. Potato Cannons are for wimps by denisonbigred · · Score: 1

    If you want the real thing check out this site on pumpkin hurling. And by hurling I mean "shooting out of immense cannons over extremely long distances."

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  280. Crop Duster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a guy who has a neighbor that had his house sprayed everyday by a crop duster. Finally, he nearly took down this crop duster with his spud bazooka. Kind of like firing a warning shot. Crop duster didn't spray his house again.

  281. When hairspray is outlawed, only .... by mnemotronic · · Score: 2, Funny
    Local stores that sell hairsprays ... may also be asked to sell them only to adults

    And who's pushing the technology on these weapons of mashed destruction I ask??

    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.

    How do I get a job as Potatoe Launch Vehicle Tester? And not to be outdone, the toddlers are up to their old tricks:

    A school in Weinstadt in Baden-Württemberg recently came under a potato barrage from children playing truant...

    Ok, what exactly constitutes "a barrage"? More than one? Then how do we classify a handful of Julien frys? An arsenal? That would make McDonald's the biggest arms dealer on the planet.

    A 16-year-old in the university city of Göttingen lost part of his ear when the firing chamber ripped open as he pulled the trigger.

    I would say natural selection may play a part in thining the ranks.

    An apple fired from one of the guns almost took out the eye of a middle-aged man...

    Potato guns don't kill people - fruit salad kills people.

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  282. Water balloons are fun too by yoinkslap · · Score: 0

    One day when we were doing this very thing (albeit, using rolled up socks) we decided to experiament with water balloons.

    Upon firing, the balloon was initially forced out of the tube, but then the sheer pressure/heat melted the balloon, and vaporized the water.

    The owner of the car that the balloon magma landed on was not amused in the slightest..

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  283. Re:m-80 (fun stuff to do with them..) by La+Camiseta · · Score: 1

    They're still around here in Nevada. We can't buy them in the county (Clark County, pretty much Las Vegas), so we drive 30 min away to an indian reservation and can stock up on all sorts of fun stuff.

  284. From the article... by marko123 · · Score: 1

    "An apple fired from one of the guns (near Berlin) almost took out the eye of a middle-aged man near the Baltic coast."

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  285. I bet France.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    .. would surrender to a German army of Potato Bazookas.

  286. Carrots fly faster by kollywabbles · · Score: 1

    I used to use 3/4 inch PVC and shoot carrots. Ether (starting spray) works best for propellant - you can fire a piece of carrot about 100 yards.

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  287. Germans are behind the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Spud guns" have been around for quite a while over here.

  288. Potato Panzerfausts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See? Germany should have less strict gun laws. If I could go buy a FN FAL in Germany, what would I want with a potato rifle? My brother has been making potato artillery in Indiana, its catching on in the US too.
    Next will be potato launching recoiless rifles. Cut a core out of the potato and install a solid rocket engine. Ok, maybe not. I still want a FAL.

  289. This is old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we used to use frozen oranges... havent seen one for years

  290. There's Nothing Quite Like The Rush... by _fuudstix · · Score: 1

    Of seeing a potato flying a couple hundred yards through the air over Suburbia. Eat flyin', flamin' fries, yuppie scum!!

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  291. Potato Launcher by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

    I've been making those since I was 12. the first one I made was a large 4" diameter pvc pipe about 18" long connected to a 2" diameter pipe about 36" long with a grill ignitor on the side of the larger end. It would shoot a potato about 100 yards. (We tried onions too... they went farther but smelled really bad!) Our second attempt was more successful. It was in the shape of a gun (http://sano.dnsalias.org/server/spudgun.jpg) That one went about 200 yards. Our third one was a variation on the second one and it was so powerful that it blew the PVC rubber cement we used for the joints clean off! (Well, after about 30 or so launches) and then finally broke one of the joints that held the different sized PVC together. That one destroyed even the second one at about 300 yards. We would easily lose it in the sky just seconds after we launched it.

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  292. High Octane Potato Cannon! by mbredden · · Score: 1
    i remember back in chemistry class in high school, we were dealing with creating perfect stoichiometric ratios to get an optimal chemical reaction.

    so, to demonstrate this, my chemistry teacher built a spud gun out of solid ABS plastic (stronger and not as likely to put off noxious fumes when burned, as PVC would), and put a ratio of pure isooctane and oxygen into the combustion chamber, and ignited it by applying a current to a sparkplug from a tesla coil.

    we also tested out several different ignition mixtures, including starting fluid (ether), hairspray, propane, and yes, even acetylene. we had the whole chem lab at our disposal, and (pardon the pun) the octane mixture truly provided the most horsepower from our cannon.

  293. Better than Hairspray by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

    Mix ammonium nitrate powder, ammonium chloride powder, and zinc powder. One drop of water and after 3-4 seconds it will explode, but whether it's more like a gunpowder flare or a high explosive depends on how much you use and how spacially confined it is.

  294. DON'T try this at home... by gekman · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, we made our own black powder (sort of) from (at that time) easy to obtain chemicals and ground it to a fine consistency by hand. Or, early in the morning of the 5th of July, we'd all go to the park where the fireworks were launched the night before, looking for duds that still had the "kaboom" part left unignited. These materials were often used as the propellant in cannons made of REAL pipe (pre-PVC). In retrospect, its amazing that most of us still have hands, and eyes, and stuff; one friend doesn't (lost most of a hand).

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  295. Use starter fluid! by dankjones · · Score: 1

    The high ether content is `splodetastic! Much MUCH better than hairspray.

    Coins wrapped in electrical tape do well too.

  296. Be Careful With Explosives by Peale · · Score: 1

    My brother in law, when he was younger and stupider, was taking empty CO2 cartridges, filling the tip with black powder, then with gunpowder, and finally sticking a fuse into the bit, making a makeshift mortar.

    The idea was to light the fuse, drop it into a pipe, and then it would launch.

    One day, he held onto it too long. The explosion severed his hand. It took nearly three years for them to rebuild it. He's lucky, the doctors wanted to outright amputate. Now, he's only missing a finger.

  297. Re:"Latest Craze"? ROTFL by cuteduo · · Score: 1

    Good ol' MTU alumni. While I was there (93-98) my roomies and I had a spud cannon building party. We used 4" (ID) combustion chambers that were about 1.5' long that reduced into 2" (ID), 4' long barrels. The end of the combustion chamber had a screw off lid for spraying in the propellant. We used apples, especially during deer season (Michigan people will understand that) and cheap hair spray (tried ether and WD-40). One of my roomies used a piezo igniter from a bbq grill and I used an old flash unit from a 110 camera. It was neat to hear mine whine as it charged up, then the light would come on and I used a nail inserted into one side to short out a large bolt on the other. The 300vdc coursing through that short was enough to burn my roomies arm when he decided to see if it would shock him and blow two chunks of metal off of a pocket knife blade.

    We would go behind DHH and fire off into the Portage Canal. We guesstimate that we could reach half way on a good day. The blue flame leaving the barrel in the middle of the night and echoes of the booms off the side of the "Ditch" rocked :)

  298. Better to jump on the bandwagon late than never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit, I was arrested for offenses related to potato guns when I was a high school senior in '96. I though this was common knowledge.

    Next story please.

  299. Safty and improvements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have built a few of these in my time and by far the best one I've ever built was made from glass reinforced pipe. The kind that used with underground electrical conduit. Also hair spray and lighter fluid went out like 5 years ago, by far the best propellant is a product called Aero-start, it's an aerosol ether that is used to start old diesel engine. Very impressive fire power breaking bricks in a wall at 100+m with a water filled and then frozen tennis ball.

    Also whilst not quite as cool as a golf ball a squash ball in a smaller diameter on is also impresive

  300. Paper darts! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    For a safer evil pastime, check out this site. The good thing about these is you can shoot them at people.

    Completely unrelated: WTF motivated the editors to post this under "science"? Should be "it's funny, laugh" or whatever.

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  301. My neighbor had a potato bazooka by kingofnopants · · Score: 1

    Before I moved I had a neighbor who had one of these. It was crudely made from some thick white pipes and duct tape. Anyway, he fired it at the fence we shared and eventually blew a hole through it. Right, well, are they thinking potato bazooka's are new? Because i remember getting the fence rebuilt in 1992, so it is a fairly old invention.

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  302. Polish Canons. by bplipschitz · · Score: 1

    That's what we called them as kids, growing up in [where else?] Wisconsin.

    Only we used tennis balls, steel beer cans duct-taped together, and lighter fluid.

  303. Re:Pellets or Potatoes? by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, we know without even reading it what a Potato Gun is.

    It shoots solid potatoes. Ideally, the end of the tube is externally chamfered so that it will trim the potato to fit perfectly within the barrel. The natural moisture contained in the potato provides the lubricant.

    Click! Foom! Flyin' potato! (Don't point it at anything you do not intend to hit - hard)

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  304. Orange Guns by POds · · Score: 0

    Their pretty popular in Australia. I'd never seen on, but i heard of how powerful they were. And i first heard of them using Oranges, not potatos, but i dont see why it wouldnt work... It prolly works better. would make larger dints anyway, for sure.

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  305. best ammo... baby nappies!!! by 286 · · Score: 1

    About the funnest thing I have ever seen was my cousin blowout his rear wind-shield with a potato gun and dirt diaper.
    You can imagine his surprise when it came out the wrong end of the canon... and the expression of horror at seeing his truck!
    All of my cousin where there to see it and it has become quite a family story.

  306. Hey hey hey now... by TACD · · Score: 1

    The amazing tradition of the Spudskateer has its home not in Germany at all, but England. If only more people would find out the proper way to go spudgunning from then the world would be a better place.

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  307. Amazing logic. by Qender · · Score: 1

    Local stores that sell hairsprays and pressurised lighter fluid, the favourite propellants for the DIY weapons, may also be asked to sell them only to adults. Failing that, police suggest that youngsters should have to explain why they are buying them.

    "Uh, I have hair."

    German police fear that the youths will turn to more lethal ammunition than potatoes. Tests have shown that such a bazooka firing an empty film canister filled with sand and the cardboard centres of toilet rolls filled with cement could penetrate brickwork.

    "empty film canister filled with sand", yeah, that makes sense.

  308. Come on tyskland...build ARTILLERY by ajole · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ahh please. people in rural america have been doing this for as long as there hav been potatoes lying around an not being stewed. When I was working on a pipeline job this summer in Alaska, the welders and I had a plot to weld a chamber 12 inch 40 wall steel pipe and use compressed oxygen and sedeline (EXTREMELY explosive) to shoot rubber-sealed foam pipeline pigs _miles_ accross the wilderness.
    I can't beleive ze germans are actually injuring people.

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  309. Re:Ah, painball. The great american sport. by DigitalDad · · Score: 1

    Yea yea yea... So I missed the "t".... ;-)

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  310. Impressive Power by gheidorn · · Score: 1

    When I was in college, our frat made one of these things and it was absolutely incredible. We put a hole through one of our basketball backboards (the plywood kind, not glass) from about 30 feet. We should have put it under lock and key during parties...

  311. Is this the successor to... by hcdejong · · Score: 1
  312. Re:m-80 (fun stuff to do with them..) by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1

    m-80 = dangerous

    Please don't glorify the use of these things... I've seen what it looks like when a hand is blown to peices with one of these... it's not pretty.

    I had a very small firecracker blowup in my hand, and it hurt very badly.

  313. weezer fans by krypt0n0mic0n · · Score: 1

    I think that Weezer's "Hash Pipe" video would have been cooler if the Sumo's would have had these things...

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  314. Small warning by Mad_Newt · · Score: 1

    We used to build these things when I was younger and it was indeed a lot of fun. I should warn you though, if you you build one too exteme then it will blow the chamber open. A friend of mine got his arm broken by this. We were only using hairspray and a grill lighter but I guess it got stress cracks or something because we had probably shot around 250 pounds of potatoes through it. We found a barrel of 4 feet was about the limit. Anything past that caused so much drag that slowed the "projectile" down. For most of ours we used a 6" PVC pipe that was about 1.5'-2' long as the chamber. Anything bigger than that was just awkward and consumed a lot of fuel without gaining much in range. You can either drill a hole in the side to spray the propellant in, or have a screw cap for a better seal. The screw cap yielded the best range of course but was a pain after a while. If you do use the hole method you can use a fireplace lighter for ignition if you can't find a clicky grill lighter. At the time of creation, pink Aquanet was the cheapest and best propellant :-) And if you want to get your PVC cheap, ask for the scrap pieces. I don't think any of our "guns" cost more than $10 to make.

  315. A Suggestion by Kommet · · Score: 1

    Drill 8 holes in two rings around the barrel of the gun. Each hole in a ring should be separated by 90 degrees, and the rings should be staggered by 45 degrees. Put the first ring as far back from the tip of the barrel as the barrel is wide (caliber) and the other the same distance back from the first ring. Drill each hole at a 45 degree angle to the surface normal, angled so the inside of the hole is towards the tip of the barrel.

    We had MAJOR noise issues with "Big Bertha", our 6 foot-long cannon with a 3" diameter barrel, until we decided to pseudo-silence it by allowing a small amount of gas to bleed out through such vents. Through trial and error on several of our spud guns we found that off-setting the vents seemed help a bit. We guessed it introduced turbulence in the shockwave which helped kill some of the CRACK noise. The noise became more like a heavy object being dropped and less like a rifle shot. This worked for our purposes as people don't often call the police when they think they heard a two-by-six board, but might if they hear gunfire.

    Like everyone else, I'm surprised the Germans just started catching on to this. My friends and I made our first gun about 11 years ago, just in time for my oldest friend to get his driver's license. It was all downhill from there. I had actually thought about making a new gun this summer and started drawing up plans about 6 weeks ago, since I missed screwing around with all the old guns I gave away.

    We never liked hairspray, decided butane was a BIT more than we were willing to deal with, and finally settled on a product called "Thrust". This stuff was nominally used to make a pull-start two-stroke engine (lawn mower or outboard motor) backfire and thus start easier when cold. "Thrust" was great because it was meant to stay an aerosol for a while and burned pretty cleanly, keeping the sparker leads clean for longer periods. WD-40 didn't stay aerosol and left a lot of residue, hairspray was nasty and burned unevenly, and carburetor cleaner stung the lungs too much.

    For the record, we never fired any of the guns we made at people or property, with the exception of brick walls and large wooden signs. Also for the record, my friends and I won every Physics competition that we participated in at our high school. Sadly none of these competitions involved potatoes, but I can hold a tennis ball 9 feet off the ground using only 100 drinking straws and thumb tacks...

  316. California and Potato Launchers. by calvran · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to debunk all of the myths people are posting about potato launchers being illegal. During the incident that happened to me yesterday, I found out for sure that potato launchers not only are not illegal, but it was the least of my problems :) The officer was telling me that he had one himself, and we discussed fuels etc. It was...Interesting.

  317. check out my spudgun 200000V stun gun ignition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very high tech. go to www.members.tripod.com/potatogunwarrior

    These babies are a lot of fun. Enjoy!

  318. RTFA! by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 1

    I can't believe you are bringing the 2nd Amendment and self defense into this. This is a case of kids building their own personal cannons for their own amusement, and firing them in places where people can get hurt. Defending oneself is not an issue here, unless you could seriously imagine a 16-year-old keeping a loaded drainpipe and can of hair spray under his pillow in case someone tries to break into his house.

    Furthermore, this is taking place in GERMANY. There is no American 2nd Amendment in Germany.