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  1. OK, OK, I'll say it... on ATI Wins Bid For Next Xbox · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new ATI masters....

    Well, nobody else said it, so I figured I'd get it out of the way.
    I still miss Natalie and Ellen though...

  2. Re:Yoddle-Aay-Hee-Hooo on Swiss Researchers Exploit Windows Password Flaw · · Score: 1

    You know, maybe if you had made it a REAL link like this:

    Evil Empire

    that would have been a good idea.

  3. Great! They found ice, now how about finding... on Ice Detected Underneath Mars' North Pole · · Score: 1

    Now how about finding me some vermouth, gin, and an Olive?

  4. And he's Qualified to review this book???? on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 3, Funny

    (to be honest, I had never heard of lookaround operators before!).

    Gezzzz, This guy hasn't even heard of lookaround operators before? What a clueless fool! He should be driven from /. after being tarred and feathered!

    Everyone knows that a lookaround operator is that guy that goes into the bank first to make sure that there aren't any armed guards or policemen/women getting their paychecks deposited.

    /me runs and hides now! ;-)

  5. Re:A whole different league... on Microsoft to Pay AOL $750M in Settlement · · Score: 1

    Hearst is a non-issue, he was just an asshole (his home in california is beautiful however). When the lusitania was blown up and his paper printed it 5 hours before it happened, thats pretty fucked up.

    That's interesting news.

    Can you find a reference online to back that up?

    By the way, the rest of your comment makes sense, but that little tidbit throws doubt upon the rest. :-(

  6. How do you know you're IN the Matrix? on Matrix Sequels To Get the IMAX Treatment · · Score: 1

    Ellen Feiss switches to Windows 2000...

  7. Re:On a related note, Alyx Sachs, spammer, says... on Where Does Spam Come From? No, Really? · · Score: 1

    So, somebody, what are all these people's home and business snail-mail addresses? I'm sure they all want to know about all these wonderfull mail order offers that are out there.

  8. Re:Who changed the /. Calendar again? on Cisco Support for Lawful Intercept In IP Networks · · Score: 1

    As long as the runnin gags change every month or two, they're ok. It's part of what makes /. as amusing/interesting as it is.

    At least we haven't heard any cracks about "All your base are belong to Ellen Feiss" lately... ;-)

    And of course, since this is a meta-conversation, it will be modded down to -1, offtopic, but I can burn the Karma, so who cares.

  9. Re:Privacy Concerns on Cisco Support for Lawful Intercept In IP Networks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gee, what did Roger do to tick you off so badly? Steal your GF? Win at Couter-Strike? Railgun you?

  10. Who changed the /. Calendar again? on Cisco Support for Lawful Intercept In IP Networks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I KNOW somebody changed the /. calendar on me. We're only supposed to bash Cisco
    ON THE SECOND AND FOURTH THURSDAYS

    and this is Wednesday in the U.S., and not even the right week count.

    Can somebody please point me to the revised /. Love|Hate calendar so I can get with the program?

  11. Reminder to Timothy: on AOL Sues Spammers · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Reminder to Timothy: You need to remember to logout of your terminal when you leave your desk (or at least lock your screen); otherwise CmdrTaco will post Dupes from your account.

    BTW: The Secret Service will probably be giving you a call in the morning also... Taco CC'd all of us on your message to The President.

  12. I'm confused.... This is Tuesday, isn't it? on AOL Sues Spammers · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought on Tuesdays we were supposed to hate AOL, and love the little ISPs.

    Did somebody change the /. calendar again on me?

  13. But what about.... on Internet via the Power Grid, Again · · Score: 1

    But what about all my X-10 equipment in my house? Won't this mess up the signal that my light switches are using?

    Note to moderators: This post is both Funny, AND informative. Despite X-10's annoying pop-ups, there are LOTS of people who use X-10 in the real world.

  14. Re:Might have been funny if... on FSF Debuts "Shared Source" Initiative · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, the real joke is that every single STINKING DAY FOR THE NEXT WHOLE FREAKING YEAR, we will see the "Evil Bit" story reposted.

    Kinda like Ellen Feiss, Natalie Portman, Petrified Hot Grits down your pants, Soviet Russia and All your base...."

    In other breaking news; Ellen Feiss switches to VMS....

  15. Re:This is old on TCP/IP Header Bit Added to Improve Security · · Score: 1

    Off hand, I think I'm going to kick in another $10 into the pool. ;-)

    Seeing all these whiners is the most fun I've had all day. If they don't want to see the Dupes today, then Cmdr Taco (Hallowed be his nick) is certainly NOT twisting their fingers to type in www.slashdot.org into their browswer windows....

    BTW: It is MORE funny the fifth time. He's just poking fun at himself for all the other dupes during the year.

  16. Re:Meta-April Fools Joke on IPv4 Headers Investigated · · Score: 1

    My bet is 8.... ;-)

    As a side note: I forwarded the RFC to one of the security guys up-stream from me asking what we were going to do about filtering for this, and HE sent it upstream from him....

    I wonder if he even bothered to read it....

    Why does that scare me?

  17. What do Nessus and ISS do? on IPv4 Headers Investigated · · Score: 1

    So.....

    Do tools like Nessus and ISS Set or Clear the evil bit?

  18. Re:If you say it ofter enough... on Evil Bit Added to TCP/IP Packets · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you say it often enough, it will become funny. Just like CowboyNeal.

    If you say it often enough, it will become funny. Just like CowboyNeal.

    If you say it often enough, it will become funny. Just like CowboyNeal.

    If you say it often enough, it will become funny. Just like CowboyNeal.

    If you say it often enough, it will become funny. Just like CowboyNeal.

    Hmmm, I don't think so....

  19. whitehouse.com isn't named after the house in D.C. on Should Innocently-Named Porn Sites Be Illegal? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Trivia: Whitehouse.com is NOT named after the Whitehouse in Washington DC, but after Mary Whitehouse, an Anti-Porn fanatic.

    Reference: Google search

  20. He's a comin' on "Killer Flu" Emerging On Both Sides of the Pacific · · Score: 2, Funny
  21. Good idea, but it's missing... on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1

    Good idea, but it's missing ISBN numbers on some of the books, publisher information (Which I KNOW can be several publishers for the same work)

    I have to suggest that somebody go on a major ISBN harvesting mission for this site....

  22. All together now.... on British Telecom Pushes Universal ID Check System · · Score: 1

    I am Emmett Smith.

    (Stupid-A$$ lameness filter)

  23. Time to make some "Special" zip files... on BSA Accuses OpenOffice Mirrors · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just remember everyone, Unix-like operating systems (Free-BSD, Linux, GNU/Linux, HPUX, Solaris, etc.) have the capability to have "Empty" files. When you do an `ls`, they CAN show up as huge....

    I think I'll go making a download page at my website with "Office.zip", "Word.zip", and "Outlook.zip", which all will appear to be 600 megs or larger.....

  24. Re:Heavy on Building Objects With Water · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try drinking aluminum when you're thirsty though....

  25. Is this the first draft of the new ... on Feds Working to Stop Worms · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this the first draft of the new Michael Crichton novel?

    I found the plot rather thin, the characters unbelievably one-dimensional, and the ending was far to pat and convenient to believe.

    Actually, it reads like most of his novels.