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  1. Grammar? on Bad Grammar Make Bestest Password, Research Say · · Score: 1

    If grammar is relevant at all, your password should already be long enough to be pretty secure.

  2. Re:Metric Mixup on On Second Thought, Polaris Really Does Seem 434 Light Years Away · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Imperial system uses light fortnights (3.62628957 * 10^14 m), whereas the metric system uses light megaseconds (2.99792458 * 10^14 m).

    One light year contains 31.536 light megaseconds, but only 26.07 light fortnights.

    :-P

  3. They're both right. on On Second Thought, Polaris Really Does Seem 434 Light Years Away · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Polarans solved FTL travel ages ago, and now use it to troll other civilisations by placing their star along some life-bearing planet's axis of rotation, waiting for people to develop advanced astronomy, then randomly feinting at them to mess with the scientists' heads.

  4. An old joke on Thailand Jails Dissident For What People Thought He Would Have Said · · Score: 1

    A man is walking around in the streets of [insert dictatorial state] and loudly shouting: "What a shitty government!" Needless to say, it is not long before state security arrests him.

    "I never said which government I was talking about," he defends himself.

    "You said 'shitty'. There is only one shitty government," the secret policeman retorts.

  5. More popular than Michelin for two reasons on Wikimedia Foundation Launches Wikivoyage · · Score: 1

    1. Somewhat cheaper.
    2. Has the words "DON'T PANIC" in large friendly letters on the cover.

  6. Pretty much on Learn Basic Programming So You Aren't At the Mercy of Programmers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (And conversely, programmers also benefit greatly from learning some basics of business to avoid being at the mercy of managers.)

  7. Re:Crank physics like "cold fusion"? on Crowd Funding For Crank Physics · · Score: 1

    Cold fusion is more lucrative. To refute a cold fusion hoax, you usually need an understanding of nuclear physics. To debunk this, all you need is high-school mechanics.

  8. The Philosopher's Stone on Crowd Funding For Crank Physics · · Score: 2

    This inventor has apparently managed to duplicate the invention of medieval alchemists: Transmuting gullibility into gold.

  9. Oh come on! on US Near Bottom In Life Expectancy In Developed World · · Score: 0

    Obviously it's not the guns, it's the video games/communism/vaccines/fluoridated water/contrails/illegal immigrants. (Cross out what doesn't apply.)

  10. Re:I used to believe correlation implies causation on America's Real Criminal Element: Lead · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe.

  11. I really want to imagine on Ask Slashdot: How To React To Coworker Who Says My Code Is Bad? · · Score: 2

    That this and the linked story are really about the same two coders.

  12. Wait, you're telling me XP is insecure? on NTLM 100% Broken Using Hashes Derived From Captures · · Score: 1

    Holy SHIT!

  13. Re:Fuck Base 10 ! on Petition For Metric In US Halfway To Requiring Response From the White House · · Score: 1

    If we go around switching bases, we should go for the one that is used in every single bit of modern electronics instead. Hexadecimal for brevity would be a good compromise, though.

    (Whichever base is used, of course, pronunciation and notation would have to be standardized. For one thing, you'd have to recognize the base being used until everyone switched, and also aty (a0) sounds like eighty (80), particularly when taking different accents into account.)

  14. Re:Mommy... on Newspaper That Published Gun-Owners List Hires Armed Guards · · Score: 1

    After the inevitable flood of criminal* gun-owners predictably sending them threats, this is pretty much a given.

    (*Threats are in fact a crime.)

  15. Re:Can't America get its acts together ? on Congressman Introduces Bill To Ban Minting of Trillion-Dollar Coin · · Score: 1

    "I can give you one cookie or two cookies, but you have to split them with your brother."

    "So if you give me two, I have to give my brother a WHOLE COOKIE? No way! Give me one."

  16. Re:They forgot on FBI Publishes Top Email Terms Used By Corporate Fraudsters · · Score: 1

    This article isn't about scammers casting a wide net to find victims for confidence tricks; these are business partners and colleagues actually conspiring to commit corporate fraud or tax evasion.
    The confidence trick is a meta-scam: It pretends to invite you to become a partner in crime, while you are in reality the intended victim. They're two different things.

  17. Please do not look directly at laser on German Laser Destroys Targets More Than 1Km Away · · Score: 1

    with remaining head.

  18. I used to believe correlation implies causation. on America's Real Criminal Element: Lead · · Score: 0

    Then I took a statistics class. Now I don't.

  19. Re:Bleck! on In Vitro Grown Meat 'Nearly Possible' · · Score: 1

    The force of sarcasm is strong with this one.

  20. Turning jelly into meat on In Vitro Grown Meat 'Nearly Possible' · · Score: 1

    how to turn the "meat" from pieces of jelly into something acceptably structured: an old-fashioned muscle

    How hard can it be? The fast-food industry figured out how to do the reverse decades ago.

  21. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own on 'Gorilla Arm' Will Keep Touch Screens From Taking Over · · Score: 1

    Wait, what's Backspace got to do with it?

  22. Could air traffic be brought to its knees on Scary Toothbrush Prompts Shutdown of World's Busiest Airport · · Score: 1

    By the coordinated and strategic placement of electric toothbrushes in a number of key airports around the United States?

    (Coming up next on 24.)

  23. Good on Facebook Lands Drunk Driving Teen In Jail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Tell people about a crime you committed.
    2. Get caught.

    Glad that still works.

  24. Yo dawg, I heard you like moons on NASA Considers Putting an Asteroid Into Orbit Around the Moon · · Score: 1

    So I put a moon in orbit around your moon, so you can do a lunar expedition while you're on a lunar expedition.

  25. Whitelist on French ISP Blocking Web Ads By Default · · Score: 1

    What would be the point? If you want to block ads but not all of them, just disable their filter and use your own.