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'Gorilla Arm' Will Keep Touch Screens From Taking Over

Hugh Pickens writes "With Windows 8, Microsoft has made a billion-dollar gamble that personal computing is taking a new direction and that new direction is touch, says David Pogue. It's efficient on a touchscreen tablet. But Microsoft expects us to run Windows 8 on our tens of millions of everyday PCs. Although touch has been incredibly successful on our phones, tablets, airport kiosks and cash machines, Pogue says touch will never take over on PCs. The reason? Gorilla Arms. There are three big differences between tablet screens and a PC's screen: angle, distance and time interval. The problem is 'the tingling ache that [comes] from extending my right arm to manipulate that screen for hours, an affliction that has earned the nickname of gorilla arm.' Some experts say gorilla arm is what killed touch computing during its first wave in the early 1980s but Microsoft is betting that Windows 8 will be so attractive that we won't mind touching our PC screens, at least until the PC concept fades away entirely. 'My belief is that touch screens make sense on mobile computers but not on stationary ones,' concludes Pogue. 'Microsoft is making a gigantic bet that I'm wrong.'"

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  1. Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't need assistance from physiology. ;-)

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    1. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It doesn't need assistance from physiology.

      True.

      In fact, the un-discussed truth is that the interface was designed specifically around the physiology of Monkeyboy Ballmer, so gorilla arms are a feature, not a bug.

    2. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft simply has no idea what its customers want or need. Worse, they keep adapting what they have instead of building something entirely new. Please spare me the nonsense that one or another version of Windows was completely re-written from scratch. That's bullshit and we all know it. Even if it was re-written from scratch, it still does everything the same way it has for quite a long time with loads and loads of backward compatibility mucking things up and slowing things down.

      And Microsoft still thinks it all about the user interface? Bright colors and all that? The problems are so complex it would be impossible for anyone to list them all here. But the failings are many but perhaps just a few in category: Trust, (perception of) Stability, Security, (broken new tech) Standards compliance, Exclusion of other devices and software, User Interface, Is unaware of customer needs. There could probably be a few other broad categories, but it's not hard to think of examples for each of the ones I thought of on the fly.

      This is more than Microsoft can address with the new release of any one product. They are at a point at which they need to re-invent themselves. In my opinion, the only thing they have consistently done right is XBox but they keep making that slightly worse over time as they are making it all look, feel and act like Windows 8 as well. And surprise-surprise! They made an Android app to work with XBox Live! Crazy right?

      It's past time for Microsoft to start over. They definitely need to dump Win32 and all that. Do it right instead of piling on thing after thing after thing for decades. Start with a hypervisor and build your new platform there and let things intermingle with Windows 7 running in another VM. DUMP DRIVE LETTERS for god's sake. Multiple file system roots is ridiculous and stupid. And please. No More backslashes!! We know why you did it. It wasn't good then and it's bad now. And it's not because I'm a Linux user I say this, it's because I support Windows all day long and I can NEVER get people to understand the difference between a backslash and a slash! And these people have been using their computers for decades. It's a failure. So when you make things all new again, don't forget to go to slashes.

      Well there I go... ranting. Microsoft is simply failing and everyone else is excited about and using other things. They just don't know how to re-invest their billions and billions of dollars into themselves any longer.

    3. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      while I agree, I think "gorilla arm" is nothing more than a construct of our flabby society whose arms need to exercise more.

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    4. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      When will extraneous apostrophes fail on their own?

    5. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ultrasawblade · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always have to tell them the "key above Enter."

      Many people's IQ drop 50 points when faced with Windows authentication dialogs.

    6. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Someone needs to tell this "David Pogue" about blackboards. Somehow we managed with them for centuries without this so-called "gorilla arm" mumbo jumbo ever being a factor. The real problem is that people (I'm looking at you Americans) have gotten fat and lazy

    7. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Blackboards... And Whiteboards... Hell everybody knows we stand for 8 hours a day in front of either, constantly writing, and when we finish filling them, we just start back at the beginning... It's identical... Right? Who besides the other Microsoft employees are with me on this?

    8. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope. Sorry, but you're wrong. I'm fairly fit, if less fit than I was 20 or 30 years ago. I routinely perform "strenuous" labor. And, I've done so all my life. Arms simply aren't designed, or meant to be held out in an extended position for long periods of time. If I exert myself, I can lift a fifty pound sack of feed, and hold it out at arm's length. It isn't going to stay there very long, because the entire body is entirely off balance, and the arms are straining to hold it there.

      Almost 40 years ago, a high school shop teacher challenged some of the jocks to hold a broom out at arm's length, and extended in a horizontal position. They held it there for only short periods of time, like 15 to 45 seconds. Big, strong boys, who were the epitomy of health. Most of the time, the wrist gave out first, sometimes it was the elbow.

      I've tried this at work. Half a dozen guys standing around, nice examples of healthy human specimens, I challenge them to hold a broom out. Carpenters generally do better than others, but even though they have developed quite strong wrist muscles, I've never seen anyone hold that broom out, level and steady, for more than 90 seconds.

      We simply aren't built to hold our arms out horizontally for long periods of time. That is why metro-type GUI's will never replace more traditional desktop environments. That is why the Linux world has forked Gnome2, and many of us simply abandoned Gnome3.

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    9. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Right around the time that grammar nazis stop bitching and whining? I noticed the extraneous apostrophe, and dismissed it. Anally retentive people simply can't dismiss the noise, so they don't get the signal.

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    10. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by gadget+junkie · · Score: 2

      This. Someone needs to tell this "David Pogue" about blackboards. Somehow we managed with them for centuries without this so-called "gorilla arm" mumbo jumbo ever being a factor. The real problem is that people (I'm looking at you Americans) have gotten fat and lazy

      We never did depend on the blackboard as much as we do now on computers, and for most of the things we use the computers for, we used other things like the Abacus, and most if not all of them are used by placing them flat on an horizontal surface...you know, like a Surface Tablet.

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    11. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft simply has no idea what its customers want or need.

      I don't think this is true. I think MS has heard plenty of what customers want or need. I don't think they care in the case of Windows 8. Many here think that MS is completely inept but I think MS has a strategy. The way I see it most consumers don't upgrade Windows until they replace their PCs. A few of them actually purchase a new OS but I don't think most consumers really do that.

      What is plaguing MS and the computer industry these days is that people simply are not replacing their PCs as often as did in the past. Part of the cause is that their older PCs work fine for most tasks; upgrading new hardware is not going to give most people a noticeable boost when they are surfing the internet. Part of the cause is that smart phones and tablets are starting to supplement a consumer's need for computing. Since most consumers really need basic functionality like Facebook, email, etc, most are turning to more mobile devices to supplement what they have already. I think MS understands this trend; the problem is that their competitors had products in the market for this need while MS fumbled around for years on their lackluster offerings.

      So realizing that they would be very late to the game when it came to changing their mobile devices, my contention is that MS isn't incompetent; they are just being evil. They know that if they had designed a new separate mobile OS (like iOS or Android), they could not have competed. They do offer some differentiation but like their Zune product (and their WP7), it may not translate to wide adoption. So rather than have their tablet/mobile UI compete on its own merits, they decided that they will force the new UI on consumers so they will have no choice. Later when these consumers buy tablets, they will already be familiar with Metro/Modern.

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    12. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ByteSlicer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's past time for Microsoft to start over. They definitely need to dump Win32 and all that. Do it right instead of piling on thing after thing after thing for decades.

      The only problem is that "Win32 and all that" is exactly what keeps people at using Ms Windows. It's less now for ordinary people because they spend most time on the web playing flash games and on Facebook. But at work they still need to be able to run their Win32 software.

    13. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by mikael · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's problem is probably that they have too many customer who expect different things from user interface. On any windows system the general theme of default background, fonts and colors can make all the difference to a user depending on their profession. Hand-drawn grafitti spray-can style artwork on brick walls might look hip and trendy to an artist, but will look awful to a precision design engineer. Basic blue and gray tones would be appreciated by business user who just wants to edit spreadsheets, but boring to an artists. Whenever the GUI designers change something that people like to something worse, it will be seen as change for the sake of change. Microsoft originally promoted Windows 95 as standardizing all applications to look identical. Then they promoted Windows XP as allowing developers to have custom skins.

      Just about every Linux user has changed Linux distro's at one time or another simply because they couldn't stand missing applications (control panels), default layouts of desktops.

      I agree about the use of disk drive letters. Best thing they could do would be to get rid of multiple versions of DLL's.

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    14. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you actually view this as equivalent, then I rescind my opinion that you were a Microsoft shill.

      Instead, you're an idiot.

    15. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You see, there is this little known practice called "teaching" wherein a person stands in front of a blackboard drawing strange shapes on it for hours a day.

      That's not "teaching", that's just a sexual harassment seminar.

    16. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that you can use either forward or back slashes to navigate directories in Windows, right?

    17. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that "change for the sake of change" is no longer in practice? That people no longer believe "the newest is the best"? That they aren't actually adding new value or solving any problems which exist?

      So Microsoft has decided to ignore what their customers are saying and continue shoveling the S-O-S at them with new wallpaper? I'm shocked.... just shocked.

      But Microsoft is correct to do so... so far... for now. Because people and business and government are still using Windows for everything from the most simple to the most mission critical of tasks with just enough incompatibility between Office versions that everyone who wants to share and exchange documents needs to upgrade their MS Office software as well. People don't know how to change. Change is risky and dangerous.

    18. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A simple cheap being modded 5 up as Insightful really shows what Slashdot has come to. Ars Technica it is from now on.

    19. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by jd2112 · · Score: 0

      Microsoft simply has no idea what its customers want or need.

      But Apple does, So Microsoft will continue to mimic every move that Apple makes, badly.

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    20. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So run that shit in a virtual machine. FFS, the real operating system doesn't have to be compromised by decades old libraries and executables that are full of exploits.

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    21. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 1

      In what context? In Windows Explorer? No. Case in point, we run a portal site in the office on the same server as the office file server. (I know... you don't have to say it...) So when people put "//server" in the explorer address bar, it opens a web page. When they put "\\server" it goes to the server as a file share.

      If it works in some areas but not others, it's inconsistent and broken.

    22. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I can NEVER get people to understand the difference between a backslash and a slash!

      So if they change it, you'll still have the same problem?

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    23. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Let's also consider the amount of actual touch-interface we will be using. To launch a program, to click/drag an icon, to pull back the slingshot on angry birds...it's not like you have to keep your hands on the screen at all times. I don't think people understand this with the 'tired arms' argument. I also don't see how it's any more work than lifting my hand from the keyboard to use the mouse and click something.

      This whole argument against touch technology seems like a rather giant fallacy. If I were to worry about something relating to touchscreens, I would worry about the absolute impossibility of creating muscle memory for repetitive actions - you have no sense of touch reference with a flat surface whose controls frequently change. You almost always have to look at what you're touching.

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    24. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I remember blackboards. Teacher would stand in front of the blackboard, spend maybe thirty seconds scribbling something, wipe her hands, then wander around the room for two or three minutes, while blathering away on the importance of what she just wrote. Then, she would return to the blackboard, blather for another minute and a half, turn around, and write something new up there. Rinse and repeat for maybe 30 minutes, then sit at her desk, read off an assignment to the class, do something obscure in her books, and the bell would ring to signal that it was time to go to another classroom.

      While there was a blackboard in every room, the teacher who spent more than fifteen minutes writing something on it was the exception, rather than the rule.

      Remember, writing something like "I will not pick my ass in class" on the blackboard a hundred times was PUNISHMENT, not a reward

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    25. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most teaching I had in my 17 years until I graduated college involved a person standing at the front of the class talking the vast majority of the time and writing on the blackboard only occasionally. I'd also like to know what jacked up sort of classrooms you've been in that had tiny blackboards that forced the teachers to hold them on their laps while writing in a cramped manner restricting circulation. I love people who say "fat Americans" only to overlook the fact that our citizens have a combined total Olympic medal count that is more than double the second place country and more than four times the third place country. I went to the Ukraine last year and couldn't honestly tell the difference between their citizens and ours. Same for Great Britain several years before that and Mexico every year.

    26. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Apple defies explanation. Apple seems to know what people want before the people know what they want. Apple is magical in that regard. Not going to deny it. I still hate Apple for other reasons and largely because they won't do the kinds of things I need them to do in order to dump MS Windows.

      Apple makes it pretty damned difficult to move a business over the Mac. People WANT to move. Apple won't supply the PC support of Dell which is an important set of expectations. They just aren't ready or interested in supporting business. It's a kind of responsibility they are unwilling or uninterested in accepting.

      I also hate Apple for many other reasons having to do with their locked-down-ness and all that. I find myself wanting Apple like everyone else, but they throw up just enough blocks and restrictions that I will not use them. (I have a mac mini... dust collector for now... my Wife's computer is a Mac Pro.... she uses it, but no phones or tablets here by Apple.)

      So here -- I'm "out of the closet" so to speak. I want to like Apple, but they make me hate them.

    27. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 1

      No I won't. They will go to the universally accepted "/" for everything. Using the URL to get where they want to go. Standards are a beautiful thing because it helps users do the things they want to do consistently. UNC using "//sserver/share" would work quite nicely after that. Now their web and file browsing experiences are the same... not like they could tell the difference before.

    28. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2

      In which case the viruses/trojans will just infect the VM. Sure, the "real" OS wasn't compromised, but the bad guys still got your credit card numbers, private pictures, bitcoin wallets and whatnot, and loaded your VM up with ads, porn and toolbars.

      So long as the Win32 apps need access to the user's data, that data is not secure.

      And VMs have been compromised in the past to allow root access to the host system (even through bugs in the *hardware* hypervisor).

    29. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I understand your confusion. You see, in my schools we studied advanced subject matter such as science and mathematics. Our teachers didn't stand around goading the classroom to sing their ABCs.

    30. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apple only targets a small subset of novice consumer users. It does that well enough but that gets unjustifiably projected to everyone. Microsoft is not just limited to one small segment. As others have said, they even have conflicting use cases.

      Apple doesn't have to deal with any of that. They have chosen a much easier task for themselves.

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    31. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even windows 8 thats failing its the pig ignorant management who seem to think the "all in", "no plan b" and "give them no choice" business decisions can ever work in the long term.

      In the end people will just decide they don't want to play with the spoilt fat kid in the yard.

    32. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could "fail" in the same way. My numbers would be vastly superior to Linux and BSD combined.

    33. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most drafting is not done at an angle inclined to give you gorilla arms. You also have a nice large drawing surface for support.

      ZERO thought has been put into the ergonomics of touch devices for real work as they aren't thought of as work tools by the people that actually make them (as opposed to fanboys).

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    34. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Errrrr - no. Apparently you haven't used very many VM's. You have some software that requires XP. So, you do all the REST of your work on your real desktop. You fire up the VM to access the files or whatever from a shared folder on the real desktop. Run your "mission critical" software to perform whatever it is you need done. Meanwhile, you're doing OTHER work on your real desktop. When XP has completed that "mission critical" task, you close the damned VM. You don't BROWSE from the VM. You don't do your email from the VM. Ideally, you don't even supply the VM with a network interface. It's hard to get a virus when the only connection to any data is via that shared folder on the host operating system.

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    35. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That isn't as bad as the idiocy that is case sensitive filenames in *NIX based operating systems. Whoever thought that it would be a good idea to have multiple files with identical names but different cases should be shot.

    36. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assistance from attorneys you libeling troll http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3360735&cid=42494779

    37. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      In both high school and college, I had some teachers/professors who did a lot of writing throughout the class. These people did NOT use blackboards for this; they used overhead projectors. With these, they sat down in front of the projector, and wrote on it, as it has a horizontal surface.

    38. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by kkwst2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not an Apple fan but I don't agree that Apple only targets novice users. Maybe you can make that case for iOS devices, but not OSX computers. There are plenty of advanced and technical users. I know plenty of engineers and techies who prefer Macs. I prefer Windows because that is what I grew up with and many of my computational modeling programs only work on Linux and Windows. But to suggest that only novices use Macs is silly.

    39. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use, "top leans to the left". So much so, that I can hardly say "backslash" without habitually adding the follow-up description.

      Same problem with UNC paths.

    40. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by northerner · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's problem is probably that they have too many customer who expect different things from user interface.

      They also have too many customers who expect different things from the underlying OS.

      There are many customers who still need WinXP or Win7 for various reasons (e.g. embedded WinXP devices).

      Microsoft is throwing away revenue by not supporting those older Windows versions. Instead they should have a WinXP division that competes against the Win7 division which competes against the Win8 division. Many WinXP customers would like to continue using WinXP but still get improvements, and are willing to pay. When any older version is almost entire migrated to newer platforms, that version can then be dissolved without pushing users into the competitor's camp.

    41. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3

      So you're saying that "change for the sake of change" is no longer in practice? That people no longer believe "the newest is the best"?

      No, that's not what he's saying at all. People still change for the sake of change, and still believe the newest is the best. It's just that now, the newest is tablets, and not the next big desktop or the next big laptop. I've seen people typing papers on an iPad with a little bluetooth keyboard when they've got a full-size laptop sitting right next to them. Talk about change for the sake of change, rather than using the right tool for the right job.

    42. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And VMs have been compromised in the past to allow root access to the host system (even through bugs in the *hardware* hypervisor).

      That's quite a claim. Citation, please.

    43. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by cbreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Backspace?

    44. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      This. The is the first and easiest thing criticized with every Windows release. Windows XP was called "fisher-price" relentlessly on Slashdot and other tech forums, even though it had an easily selectable classic theme. Yet in 2006 XP was elevated to some sort of status of what an OS should be. Aero glass was pretty well criticized as well. You would hear people saying it's a distraction and eye candy, what's with all the shadows, I don't want to use my precious resources on transparent windows borders, etc. Again, mostly among the tech sphere. Now we see the Metro UI is criticized as cartoonish, childish, Fisher Price 2.0, etc. Yeah, it's a big change, and the bigger the change, the more criticism. But the reactions I've seen from normal people, not tech blogs and forum junkies, is overwhelmingly positive. They like the colors, they like the animations, they like the large tiles... pretty much everything despised by tech bloggers.

      Moral of the story? You can't please 1 billion people with one UI. But that's why there's third party utilities and skins to fill in the gaps.

    45. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by beelsebob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the contrary – apple's biggest market share gain of recent times was getting techies who wanted a good solid UNIX with a UI that works, and a bunch of useful commercial apps to adopt their platform.

    46. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      Personally, I prefer samba's smb://sserver/share –why microsoft thinks they should use a not-URL for something inherantly URLy in modern terms I have no idea.

    47. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Really? ZERO thought? What about this monitor from Dell, which can rotate from vertical to completely horizontal. Sounds like you could slope it at exactly the same angle as a drafting table to reduce "gorilla arm."

      But again, that's assuming that using a touch interface for hours and hours on end is any reasonable or expected behavior. It's the equivalent of saying "Keyboards are terrible because if you type for 5 hours straight at 100 WPM without a break you get carpel tunnel." or "Mice are terrible because if you constantly move the cursor and click for 5 hours your arm and finger fall off." Gorilla arm is a straw man. Yes, it sucks when you hold your arms out in front of you for 5 hours, but NO ONE wants to do that.

    48. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      At the last olympics:
      US: 0.14 gold medals per million population; 0.33 medals per million population.
      UK: 0.47 gold medals per million population; 1.048 medals per million population.
      Ukraine: 0.14 gold medals per million population; 0.42 medals per million population.

      Both the two countries you mentioned did better than the US for medals, the UK in fact did 3 times better!

    49. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lol. I've even written (simple) VMs.

      My point is: you have to do *some* work from the VM, what else is the point of having one. And whatever data is needed in there is at risk.

      Most of the home users don't have the desire or the knowledge to keep their "stuff" separate. They just want it to work. If they find a setting to share their whole system disk with the VM, they will use it, because it makes things easier.

      Don't browse or do e-mail in the VM? Good luck keeping users from opening trojan attachments that compromise the "real" OS and steal/corrupt their data. Most browsers already use VM-like sandboxing and still get compromised.

    50. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Every time you reach from your keyboard from your keyboard to your mouse, hold your hand in the centre top of your monitor for 3 seconds. You'll understand after only a very short amount of time.

    51. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I'd love to have a nice multi-touch (smart, so it's not detecting my elbows as touches) drafting table style computer

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    52. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1
      Your entire post is correct, but here is where your logic breaks down:

      We simply aren't built to hold our arms out horizontally for long periods of time. That is why metro-type GUI's will never replace more traditional desktop environments.

      The second statement does not follow logically from the first, because using a touch based GUI does not require you to hold out your arm horizontally for long periods of time. Think less "zombie" and more "teacher."

      Teachers interact with a vertical touch UI, known as a "blackboard" and "chalk", for hours on end every day. They even do so standing. How is this possible, given what you just wrote above? Well they aren't standing there in front of the board like a zombie; they are putting their arms down when they aren't drawing on the board. That's the correct behavior to picture: interact with the interface, move away from it.

      Things are made even easier on the computer, because we have a variety of input methods. Want to type something? Don't use the on screen keyboard, use the physical one right in front of you. Want to browse a web page and click links? Use the mouse right in front of you. All the while, your arms aren't in front of you like a zombie. Want to zoom in on a picture or google earth? Okay, now reach your hands up, perform a pinch gesture, and put them back down. Incredible, no gorilla arm.

    53. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by pepty · · Score: 1

      Physics, Math, Chemistry. My first Physical Chemistry course was this demon of a professor solving problems on a blackboard faster than I could write them in my notebook for over an hour. At least I could keep up in Introductory Relativity and Diff EQ. That said, touchscreen and desktops don't seem like a good match for most circumstances. I could see having a secondary monitor lying face up between the keyboard and the main monitor as a good way to present lots of toolboxes though. It wouldn't take any more time to reach than the mouse.

    54. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the only thing they have consistently done right is XBox but they keep making that slightly worse over time as they are making it all look, feel and act like Windows 8 as well.

      It hasn't been done right consistently. The original Xbox (pre 360) was complete garbage. As you pointed out, changes to the 360 have been not so great. I'd say that's about as inconsistent as you can get at this point.

    55. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It doesn't need assistance from physiology. ;-)"

      Indeed. Also, over 30 years now am I fighting with my human arms to hit people's arms away from my monitor who want to touch my screen to 'show me' what they mean with their fatty fingers.

      I don't want somebody to touch my PC screen and I'm sure not touching it myself.
      Cleaning those damn tablets 20 times a day is bothersome enough.

    56. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Wait, what's Backspace got to do with it?

    57. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is what is blowing my fucking mind...you have PC sales down 13% over the same 4th quarter year before last, even though the economy was worse which clearly indicates the reason that sales are plummeting is Win 8 is a DO NOT WANT. I can tell you as a little shop owner I've had people calling me up going "I don't like that funky new Windows, can you sell me a (insert desktop/laptop) with the old Windows?" so its even worse than Vista on the bomb scale. Then you have the Surface, which they spent over a billion and a half marketing mind you, selling less than a million units and in fact sales were so bad they called their supplier and halted production so the warehouse wouldn't be overflowing, what does that tell you?

      It tells me that this is the WRONG MOVE, hell Ray Charles could see its the wrong move, but what does Ballmer do? He goes full retard and by doing so is pretty much putting the final nail in the coffin of the Windows X86 business, their largest fricking money maker! I mean do you think the OEMs are gonna put up with his price gouging, knowing that every dime they give MSFT is gonna be used to try to put them out of business? Oh hell no, they are probably talking to Google even as we speak to start ramping up ChromeTops and ChromeBooks!

      I don't get it, I really really don't. sure MSFT wasn't making Apple money but they were still making billions of dollars with Windows, to just completely fucking destroy what Bill took nearly 30 years to build....and for what? NOBODY is gonna pay Apple money for a MSFT Laptop or desktop, they'll just buy an iMac or a Macbook Air! He is destroying the company for NOTHING, WinPhone has flopped twice, Win 8 is a megaflop, and they can't even sell enough Surface units to keep the product line rolling...WTF?

      Never before in my 25+ years of tech have I ever seen a billion dollar company just up and commit suicide like that. I mean do you realize that just the past 7 years MSFT has blown something like 40 billion fricking dollars on failed ventures? 40 billion dollars! Now is NOT the time to do something stupid, the economy is bad, their competitors are firing on all cylinders, so they kill their relationship with the OEMs to become a more expensive Apple? Does ANYBODY think that will work?

      What a fucking trainwreck, if the board doesn't get his fat stupid ass out of the big chair and do a 180 but quick they are gonna end up like RIM, with nothing but legacy business customers and even they will be looking for an exit.

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    58. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, Apple is going through something similar - OS/X 10.8 Mountain Lion is morphing into iOS and long-time Apple desktop/laptop users are refusing to upgrade beyond 10.6.8 because keyboard/mouse interfaces are much better for professional users. Whether Apple cares remains to be seen.

      It does sound like MS has succeeded in screwing up better, though.

    59. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by wwphx · · Score: 1

      ... There are plenty of advanced and technical users. I know plenty of engineers and techies who prefer Macs. ...

      Just to support your point, I am an advanced user and switched to Mac 5 years ago while still earning my living on Windows. I have a VM running Win 7 for three programs: SQL Server, Access, and Steam. My wife is an astronomer and the entire observatory is based around Macs and Unix/Linux.

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    60. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Quietust · · Score: 1

      Teachers interact with a vertical touch UI, known as a "blackboard" and "chalk", for hours on end every day. They even do so standing. How is this possible, given what you just wrote above? Well they aren't standing there in front of the board like a zombie; they are putting their arms down when they aren't drawing on the board.

      They're also standing less than a foot away from the board, so they don't need to extend their arms in order to reach it. If you could put your computer monitor less than 12 inches from your face, gorilla arm probably wouldn't be as much of a problem (though I can't say the same about eyesight).

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    61. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Backspace? Mine is backslash...

    62. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a proud Vietnamese-American, I find your use of the word slope offensive.

    63. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      No what I'm saying is that MS knows that Windows 8 probably sucks for desktop users. They don't care. They are going to force the Modern UI on them whether they like it or not as a larger strategy to keep themselves relevant in the mobile space. It's not like consumers have much of a choice when it comes to PCs. Either than downgrading to Win 7, most OEMs will offer Win 8. Or get a Mac.

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    64. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by fractionalexecutive · · Score: 2

      The fundamental issue is that unless you're holding the monitor on your lap, you have to extend your arm outward, and most people don't have the fine motor control to click small (mouse-click sized) items, menus, toolbar buttons, etc. You would need to enlarge the interface about three-fold, negating the value of the additional size of a desktop screen. Touch screens are a work-around for times when dedicated, physical, tactile input devices (keyboard, mouse, touch pads, buttons, switches, knobs, joysticks) are not practical. Microsoft is making monumental strategic errors, one after another, and their executive leadership has to take responsibility for these. Probably the most worrisome aspect for Microsoft is that Ballmer actually things their products are good. Gates had problems executing, but I believe he recognized their products were crap, which must have been insanely frustrating. I have been saying for years that Microsoft should buy a commercial linux distro, then write their services and GUI for it. Apple successfully did this with OS X (thanks to Jobs and NeXT), after working for years on "Rhapsody". Imagine, a server with Active Directory for Linux, SQL server, sudo. A well-supported, familiar desktop GUI with the stability of *nix? Now, people would pay for that! Windows 8 is a joke. Colourful icons and moving pictures which are just "shelf talkers" for the retail environment. Same old crap underneath.

    65. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If only they appreciated the fact that users can use different interfaces for different purposes. If Microsoft had their way, motocycles would have steering wheels just to make the user interfaces consistent... good idea or really bad idea?

      Metro "might" be a good UI for phones and handheld tablets. I say "might" because I personally don't care for it. I find it to be too simplistic and not flexible enough... but I'm a techy geek and not a good sample of what the public might appreciate. Also, my vision is excellent. I love detail. I can't speak for the rather large percentage of the population who have vision problems.

      But Metro is NOT good for the desktop. It's just not.

    66. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      "Plus?"

      I've also used terminals where the enter key was underneath the shift key. Ah, LOCIS, you were so much cooler than the other interface.

    67. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No, it's down from the backspace key and to the right of the 'Any' key.

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    68. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I would have to disagree with novice users. People especially here on slashdot seem to forget that OS X is Unix. As such scientific (mainly Unix/Linux) users have Macs instead of Windows machines. Also many creative professionals use Macs (ie Peter Jackson). These users probably can't tell you the difference between xfs and X-Windows; they just want their machines to do what they want to them to do with much hassle.

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    69. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      "The line that leans to the left"
      or,
      "The line that leans to the right"

      I find that casual computer users have issues with either one. Why would anyone you were supporting need to "understand the difference" beyond that?

    70. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I don't get it, I really really don't. sure MSFT wasn't making Apple money but they were still making billions of dollars with Windows, to just completely fucking destroy what Bill took nearly 30 years to build....and for what? NOBODY is gonna pay Apple money for a MSFT Laptop or desktop, they'll just buy an iMac or a Macbook Air! He is destroying the company for NOTHING, WinPhone has flopped twice, Win 8 is a megaflop, and they can't even sell enough Surface units to keep the product line rolling...WTF?

      Here is what Ballmer and MS is seeing: Apple's iPhone makes more money than ALL of Microsoft. Add to that, iPad sales are eating away at PC sales, and Microsoft will see themselves slowly becoming irrelevant in the consumer space. Win 8 is all about using the old MS tactic of leveraging their OS monopoly into another market. This time it is forcing consumers to use Metro/Modern whether they like/want to or not.

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    71. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      you have PC sales down 13% over the same 4th quarter year before last, even though the economy was worse which clearly indicates the reason that sales are plummeting is Win 8 is a DO NOT WANT.

      PC sales may be down, but pinning it on Windows 8 is wrong. Let's take a look at what NPD has to say about holiday sales of consumer electronics:

      +Overall sales declined 7 percent
      +Windows notebook holiday unit sales dropped 11 percent
      +Notebook computers and flat-panel TVs both exceeded $2 billion in total dollars sales, while no other single segment accounted for over $1 billion in revenue.
      +Sales of Windows notebooks under $500 fell by 16 percent while notebooks priced above $500 increased 4 percent.
      +Macbook sales dropped 6 percent while the ASPs rose almost $100 to $1419.

      So what can we infer? Sales were down across the board, yet notebooks were still in the top 2 earners. Further, while cheap Windows notebook sales were down, expensive notebook sales went up. Same thing happened over on the mac side, where macbook sales fell, but average selling price rose. People are buying more expensive notebooks. The culprit? The move to tablets and ditching the netbook. People just aren't buying netbooks and cheap laptops; they're buying tablets instead. Is Windows 8 to blame for this? Not on its own (iPad and Android are moving this trend, probably moreso), but the fact Windows 8 is available on tablets and is very tablet friendly it's certainly isn't convincing people to not buy tablets.

      So is Windows 8 the do not want megaflop bomb, as you put it? Yeah when you skew the facts as you have, sure it is. Add in some more context above like I have and it's hard to arrive at that conclusion. But let's add in some more data. According to statcounter, Windows 8 market share is growing at the same exact rate Windows 7 was growing in the months leading up to the Win 8 launch; Windows 7 market share has been declining since then. Or that last month according to Hitslink, Windows as a whole gained market share for this first time since May, thanks in large part to Windows 8. Or that according to Valve, gamers are adopting Windows 8 at an even faster pace that will set it up as the second most popular desktop gaming platform by the spring.

      The computing landscape is more varied and diverse than ever. For this reason I think it's very difficult to simply dismiss Windows 8 out of hand, as you are with your hyperbolic rhetoric.

    72. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      If you could put your computer monitor less than 12 inches from your face, gorilla arm probably wouldn't be as much of a problem (though I can't say the same about eyesight).

      And you absolutely can. There already exist monitor arms that can do this. If touch becomes a common UI for desktops, why wouldn't the workspace adapt to the input much in the same way desks added keyboard trays when PCs became popular? Saying that touch is bad because my workspace isn't set up for touch is begging the question; your workspace isn't set up for touch because you're not using touch.

    73. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by jimbo · · Score: 1

      The touch screen complements the mouse, it doesn't replace. E.g. Launch an application by poking the icon/tile, then use the mouse for the work.

    74. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by war4peace · · Score: 1

      You work in Support and can't explain the difference between Slash and Backslash to a customer?
      Free explanation from me to pass on to them when they ask.

      Imagine you're a lion and wand to hit your prey with your right paw. If you want hit it with your claws, the move you make is a slash. If you want to hit it with the back of the paw, it's a backslash.

      Informally though, if a colleague asks, tell them that a slash is the move you make when you want to slap someone with your right arm, and the backslash is when you want to bitchslap them.

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    75. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Silly statement. A large part of Apple's users have owned apple computers going back to the eighties and nineties.

    76. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      That's it! Windows 8 is Microsoft's Unity! Ugly and Unwanted.

    77. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by tsa · · Score: 1

      I like case sens... Ouch, that hurt man!

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    78. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's funny, but if we simply canted the computer screen 15-25 degrees off the desk and adjusted the user interface so that text and images were still intelligible at that angle then a touch-based interface would work fine. The only reason the screen has to be upright in the modern world is to make room for the keyboard and mouse.

    79. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm, that was good. Oh... and you're still an idiot.

    80. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In which case the viruses/trojans will just infect the VM. Sure, the "real" OS wasn't compromised, but the bad guys still got your credit card numbers, private pictures, bitcoin wallets and whatnot, and loaded your VM up with ads, porn and toolbars."

      Except that if you run something inside the VM and if the exploit cannot escape the VM, then the system hosting the VM can scan the VM, can "tripwire" the VM looking for modified binaries/files, can scan the VM's memory to look for exploit, etc.

      You could also imagine that you decide to "reset" the VM to a known factory-state before connecting to your banking website, etc.

      VMs can bring a *lot* of security benefits. Don't make it sound like it wouldn't help. Now don't get me wrong: being MS I'm sure they'd SNAFU it pretty badly but still...

      (btw I do personally boot on a PC with no hard disk and no SSD, using a read-only medium --a good old CD-- which has a Linux distro to do my PC banking because good luck on pwning that ; )

    81. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by icebike · · Score: 4, Informative

      You will find that the right side of the keyboard contains a wide variety of layouts, not only in different regions of the world but also within a single country. Referring to key by its location is pretty risky, whereas referring to it by name seems to work for most people.

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    82. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Case sensitivity is fine. But SPACES in filenames are another matter completely.

      How many otherwise simple shell scripts and the like have either broken or end up being twice as long due when you have to account for spaces in filenames...

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    83. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by gtall · · Score: 1

      I still wouldn't use a Windows gui on top of Linux. To me, that is MS's biggest failure, they cannot do guis for crap.

    84. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by gtall · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I have to tell people I've killed for less if they touch my monitor. Grease is a royal pain to get off. And I do not want a monitor in my face either.

    85. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, win32 is the /only/ reason Windows is the dominant OS. Period - Legacy support is what keeps companies running Windows.
      If application writers had to completely redo their applications to support a new API, they'd probably use one of the newer cross-platform toolkits, and a lot of people would jump ship to Linux as soon as the apps are there - I know if we had Autocad and Mastercam on Linux, our ERP system... we'd be running Linux because it's easier for IT to manage, more stable, and not nearly as prone to slowly dying over time due to cruft etc(especially on low-end hardware).

    86. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by gtall · · Score: 1

      You act like destroying MS is a bad thing. WTF?

    87. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I don't do regular support but as the server and network engineer, I am often called upon to fill in for the regular support people.

      That said, I have to explain the difference to people constantly and repeatedly, often to the same people. Ideally, you would only need to explain it once. But I don't live in an ideal world.

    88. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows file names ARE case sensitive as well at the file system. Just the UI has been made to be user friendly to support case insensitive access.

    89. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are almost entirely correct.

      I own a Cintiq 24HD Touch. I use it regularly as a touchscreen for both PS/Painter work, and general OS use.

      Almost every criticism I've heard about using it has people going "But arms don't work when you hold them out in front of you straight for extended periods of time"

      No shit. Arms don't work well like that if you hold them out straight to use a keyboard, or a mouse, what the hell makes people think you'd use a touchscreen like that? Oh. Minority report. right.

      And there's the issue in a nutshell. People haven't actually USED good sized touch screens long-term to get a feel for how they'd use them, they've made a judgment call about the real world based on a movie they saw (because filmmakers get so much other technical info right they must have touchscreens down pat). The presumption seems to be some ridiculous combination of standing and touchscreens being used three feet away.

      I use mine fully upright (rarely), tilted back (most often) and flat (almost as often) and there are NO gorilla arm issues. I rest my elbow on the desk or my forearm on the edge of the display and I poke around at it. I had a few aches and pains in the first couple of weeks but they went away with a little use. Complaining about gorilla arm on a desktop you've never used long-term is like complaining about walking when all you've done is sit on your couch.

      "Oh god that's gotta be so hard on your feet, nobody could walk any distance! I'll prefer to drive like nature intended".

      Whatever. Everyone who complains about a touchscreen desktop; go use one long-term, go use a couple long-term with a few different physical configurations and THEN come back to complain about the issues and help move forward instead of looking at something and imagining up all the problems.

      In short DragonTHC - sorry for hijacking your comment. You're mostly right :)

    90. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you used a large touchscreen device as your desktop, why did you use it with your arms held out in an extended position?

    91. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 1

      The key above Enter? Oh, you mean the plus key!

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    92. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 1

      I think on 3720 terminal keyboards, the enter key WAS the right shift key, or rather was where the right shift key belonged. Someone at IBM apparently decided it was redundant or something, and removed it or moved it so far out of position that it didn't matter. My first year of college in the early '80s, they were still using that old IBM crap. The next semester they started getting rid of it in favor of a VAX 780 and way too many terminals hanging off it. In that one semester, the touch typing I had learned in high school was forever broken in that I never used the right shift key again while touch-typing. When I do shift-A, I use the 2WSX finger for the A.

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    93. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      And I suppose long filenames are a big step down from 8.3 DOS filenames too? I mean, all of a sudden you have alot more choices allowed, and that's a hinderance to user peace of mind right?

      FFS, get off your high horse. If you don't like *nix filenames don't use *nix. And if you have to use it at work, you're probably in the wrong profession.

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    94. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 2

      That's nothing. Having conflicting filenames in an OS codebase such that a case-sensitive filesystem is required to store/compile it, now that takes true idiocy. I'm referring to Linux, in case you didn't guess, specifically the netfilter code.

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    95. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 1

      For me, it is specifically that rubber-band effect with empty space beyond the content when scrolling past the end of a scrollable area that keeps me from going beyond 10.6. I just find it extremely annoying. I also didn't like the "scroll bar arrows at the end" thing that came from NeXT, but at least they let you turn it off. (There was still no reason to leave as the default other than Steve's ego.)

      The nice thing about MacOS back in the day was that Apple actually took the time to test new UI ideas with actual users. That's why they went with the menu bar instead of menus in windows and menus on right-click, because it was actually more usable. Now nobody does that. It seems that UIs these days are designed by the marketing division to look flashy and "different" (as an incorrect opposite of "old" and "boring"), with no regard to whether they add to or detract from usability. Well, except that even open source projects are copying questionable UI ideas, too, and they don't have a marketing department.

      I, for one, do not welcome our ego-driven user interface overlords.

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    96. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 1

      Zero thought has been put into the ergonomics of any UI changes in over a decade. I've only ever heard of Apple doing that seriously back in the '80s. Now UI changes are driven by designer egos. (it's only missing the 'r'!)

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    97. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 1

      You can also move closer to a blackboard than you can to that screen on your desk or laptop on your legs. This means that your upper arm can be kept much more at rest than if you have to reach out to touch something.

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    98. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This whole 'Gorilla Arms' argument is fallacious, IMO. I am sitting here with my elbow resting comfortably on a padded surface, using a touch screen on a 15.6-inch laptop running Windows 8. In extended use, it's WAY more comfortable to me than mousing (particularly mouse-clicking) -- and I prefer it to a touchpad, 'Magic' or otherwise. In fact, I was in an Apple store the other day looking at the new iMacs and I caught myself reaching out to touch the screen more than once, Frankly, I'm getting used to touchscreens on all my 'modern' computing devices. The real risk is Apple's -- if the touchscreen becomes as ubiquitous on laptops as it already is on smartphones and tablets, then Apple's desktop PCs will be left behind. And yes, I like Windows 8 on a touchscreen -- AND I love all the 'power user' features of Windows 8, which is really rich in keyboard shortcuts. The way I sit, with my arm at a 45 degree angle over the keyboard area, my elbow resting comfortably, and my body at a suitable height and angle so as to remain ergonomically sensible, a touchscreen doesn't require any un-ergonomic 'Gorilla Arm' posture. And I can browse more comfortably on that touchscreen-and-keyboard-enabled laptop than I can on either a pure tablet (especially if I have to HOLD it while browsing) or a non-touchscreen PC. Obviously, not everyone will agree with me, but I am hooked on touchscreens.

    99. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Megane · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that your finger and hand get in the way of viewing the screen, too.

      It's probably time to invest in shares of SC Johnson because of all the Windex they'll be selling.

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    100. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, because "bill" and "Bill" are the same thing.

    101. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      I have a few Windows programs that will not run on a Mac. Because Mac are much less likely to get infected by malware, I use it for all activity that requires Internet. For this reason I run Windows in a VM on a Mac. That VM has no network access of any kind. This way I don't have to worry about nasty stuff in my computer. Because Microsoft offered a Windows 8 license rather inexpensively, I have installed one in a VM on my Mac, just to see what all the fuss was about. The old software I run on my normal VM works under XP, which would be get infected in no time flat, if it had a connection to the Internet. The data that old program works with is in a folder on the Mac side. That way it gets backed up by Time Machine.

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    102. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they want another huge gain, they should adopt Mono as a first-class framework and steal all of Microsoft's developer base. .Net is the only thing keeping me on Windows. It's the only sane thing Windows has left.

    103. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...because it IS a bad thing? We're talking BILLIONS of dollars worth of software that REQUIRES WIndows, niches that will NEVER be served by OSX and Linux, so yeah, MSFT slitting their own throats is a BAD thing. I think even most FOSS advocates would agree the problem isn't the average worker in Redmond, its the douchebag corporate attitude, if you fired the guys at the top and made it a more open company? Then I'm sure they'd have no problem with it.

      Sadly that was what Ozzie and Allchin were doing, they made MSFT shared source and was working with more FOSS groups but then they saw Steve Ballmer's master plan, aka "We're just gonna be Apple, people will pay us crazy money instead" and saw the company was heading over a cliff and bailed.

      So you should stop and really picture a world without Windows, first of all every place you interact with that has Windows software is gonna raise their prices about 40%, you like the idea of every place handing you a 40% higher bill? Well it'll happen, after all you are talking about billions in custom software that is gonna have to be tossed and rewritten for something else and they sure as fuck ain't gonna eat that cost, so they WILL pass it to YOU, and for a good decade its gonna be a fucking mess as previously stable software becomes alpha quality, again billions of dollars and hundreds of millions of programs down the drain, and of course about 25 years worth of legacy software will NOT be getting a rewrite since those companies don't exist anymore so you just pissed all THAT money down the drain too.

      The smart move would be to NOT kill Windows, but to bring someone in who is not an idiot who can only see Cupertino from the big chair, sell support for the legacy versions like XP while slowly transforming the company into a services as well as software house ala IBM. Instead we got full retard ahead and its gonna be bad, if all the OEMs dump them I could see MSFT being on life support in less than 6 years. After all the X720 isn't gonna be enough to keep a company that size afloat and with no OEMs that will be pretty much all they have.

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    104. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm, that was good. Oh, and you're still an idiot.

    105. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2

      I use, "top leans to the left". So much so, that I can hardly say "backslash" without habitually adding the follow-up description.

      Same problem with UNC paths.

      I use a Das Keyboard you insensitive clod!

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    106. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by adolf · · Score: 1

      Personally, I prefer samba's smb://sserver/share â"why microsoft thinks they should use a not-URL for something inherantly URLy in modern terms I have no idea.

      Because usage of the \\widget\share nomenclature predates URLs, and MS DOS has been using \ as a separator for 30 years.

    107. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The weird thing is that the whole metro thing could have been left as an optional feature or application. I've had it for a week now, and the metro side is just a pointless side entity that doesn't get used. These metro apps are often less convenient to use than the normal desktop applications.

      Metro is nearly the same as a web browser in many ways. Most of these "apps" aren't really applications but are no different than just a web site, except for some that have live tiles (ho hum). Ie, "Travel" looks to be no more than a URL to a site showing different places to go to and things to search (with an _advertisement_ stuck on the end in case it was not clear that the whole point was to sell you stuff). "Weather" is yet another URL masquerading as an app. "Maps" is not even a full application either - if you network is down then you have no maps on your computer. Seriously the whole point of having a maps application versus a maps URL is so that you can actually see the maps without the network! Good luck finding your way around if your tablet can't find a wifi signal.

      Other apps are useless if you don't have or won't get a Microsoft Account ID. This includes Mail. You can use Mail to access any IMAP account but you can't even get that far without the Microsoft ID! You can't use Calendar without a Microsoft ID. I can see wanting this for optional features (ie, syncing your calendar) but it makes these useless as standalone apps. And if you have a tablet you will want standalone usage because you won't always be connected to the network. I can't see any customer value to mandating this.

      Photos is nice to just scan through photos, but you can't do anything beyond that. The normal Microsoft Photo Viewer on the desktop has more capabilities than this does. At least though it uses photos on your computer and doesn't require a network connection. But you have to click twice to get to the pictures since the first click you have to also choose SkyDrive vs Flickr vs Facebook (not customizable that I see). Photos is a separate and distinct app from Camera, even though it seems logical that they should be combined.

      Navigating these means side scrolling. They don't scroll vertically like a web browser, so even though you turn your mouse wheel the same as a browser the app will scroll sideways. This is very disconcerting at first. Worse, if while scrolling sideways your mouse crosses a part of the screen that can scroll vertically it will start scrolling vertically. This means you must sometimes move your mouse away from the center of the screen before you scroll. Any options/menus appear on a big bar at the bottom of the screen only, with very few options; with Mac the main menu is always at the top but they still manage to have a context menu appear near your mouse... And finally many active UI elements look just the same as labels, so you're never really sure what can be clicked on and what can't (most web browsers will put links in a different color or with an underline or give you an option). Overall the UI usability seems not too well thought out. Maybe it works smooth and intuitively on a tablet (though I doubt it) but it certainly is clunky with a keyboard and mouse.

      Overall this metro seems just wasted. It is not an improvement over the desktop. Not easier to use. Not more powerful. Applications are dumb and limited. It all seems designed to point people to the store (this does not happen with Macs and the Apple store). With keyboard and mouse it's klunky. I suspect that on touch screen it's not as nice as Android. But Microsoft goes out of its way to make sure you use Metro; you have to boot to it and see it at least once, the start menu is gone, you have to get to Charms Bar to get to control panel or shut things off. Unless of course you know the secret key sequence or some other hidden features, so good luck if you're an average user.

    108. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by dbIII · · Score: 1

      i don't know about you, but i think case sensitivity is useful. have you picked up on it yet from this post? still like your broken case insensitive ideas? i can do this again in all caps if you still haven't got it yet.

    109. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many otherwise simple shell scripts and the like have either broken or end up being twice as long due when you have to account for spaces in filenames...

      Spaces embedded in names is something English-speaking people naturally want to have. Names and titles of almost every concept that could be represented by computer files--people, books, events, projects--have spaces in them. Unix implicitly acknowledges this need by allowing spaces (and pretty much any other character you want, except "/"). If shell scripts do not like the spaces in filenames, too bad. It is the shell that needs to evolve, not the filename convention.

      There is no good reason to write new Unix shell scripts these days anyway, especially for simple throwaway scripts. Just use perl, python, or ruby--they'll be faster, usually simpler, and a lot more intelligent about weird characters in filenames. You even get a debugger for free! The only downside is that you have to prefix outside commands with "system(".

    110. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft simply has no idea what its customers want or need.

      Sure they do. They want and need Microsoft.

    111. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by theedgeofoblivious · · Score: 1

      Backslash leans back.

      Forward slash leans forward.

    112. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      A better example is "polish" versus "Polish"--not only does the meaning change, but so does the pronunciation!

      Though my favorite example of the importance of distinguishing cases is the classic sentence, "Help your Uncle Jack off the horse." WIthout the upper-case, that takes on a whole new meaning! :)

      Case matters, and case-insensitive filesystems are one of the stupidest inventions ever.

    113. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but many of the people I know who use Macs only do so because you can run vim on a Mac. However, vi itself is about as opposite to the general Mac philosophy as you can imagine--and one of the clearest demonstrations ever that "ease of use" and "ease of learning" are not synonyms.

    114. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      + 100 billion kajillion

    115. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? I can easily move to within inches of my desktop monitor. Do you have some kind of physical handicap or a strangely shaped desk or something?

    116. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a bit of a difference between who Apple targets and who their customers are. I'm certainly not an Apple fan, but I do own an iPhone. Apple targeted children early on, built their system to be so simple a idiot can use it, postulated in commercials in the 90s that PC meant "perpetually complicated" and, until their system was shown to be as vulnerable to attack as anyone else, tried to sell the idea that the computer virus and malware were a PC problem. I'm sorry... I can't agree that Apple doesn't target those who are less then adept at computer science, nor do I feel the vast majority of their users will become adept. I mean... how many computer types did you know that actually swallowed that last little invulnerability marketing pill? Yet, at the time, I would hear it from every last person who asked me if they should get a PC or a Mac. After they expressed their belief in the invulnerability of Macs they would look at me like I was insane when I tried to explain the truth about it in layman's terms. None of those people, now nearly two decades later, are CS majors. Hell, I would give them a pat on the back if they could install some PNP hardware or manage to upgrade their own memory. Still... it would just be amateur hour if they could.

      Now, as for my opinion of OSX, I actually would choose a Apple OSX system over a Microsoft Windows OS system as a workstation any day. It is vastly superior, IMHO (for my usage), for performing my duties as the office as a developer. At home however, if between Linux and OSX, I would go with Linux just for the games. Yes, I am cheating here using Wine, but the fact is OSX still isn't quite there for my own entertainment needs (perhaps Steam will eventually change that for us too). Yes, OSX has some games, but none that I really care to play.

      When you look at my profile as a computer user you can disagree with much of it, sure. The thing is this site is exactly where I would find the highest ratio of people who agree with me vs those who would differ. You might love WoW, find that xcode is the only RAD tool for you and own stock in the Job's kool-aid company. Before anyone spews back doctrine from the book of Jobs please look out there at the rest of the world and tell me if you want to sell one of your widgets to all of us in here or instead sell one to everyone out there. You don't have to be a statistic obsessed marketing slimeball to realize where your most desirable target market can be found.

      One thing I love most about OSX is that Perl can be found on every system. Now, how many OSX users can say that, let alone know that Perl is on their system? I also love me some mac ports! How many of OSX users can say that? No, Apple wisely targets ALL novice computer users, but only manages to hold a small subset.

    117. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      (For those of you just joining us, APK has just discovered recursion and wants to make sure everyone on /. knows it.)

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    118. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      When they start to chuckle at this, offer to show them the letter from your parole board. WFM.

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    119. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Apple's iPhone is subsidized up the ass, I don't see MSFT subsidizing the Surface or WinPhone, not that it'd help as when they got AT&T to offer the WinPhone at $50 even after 4 billion in MSFT advertising they didn't sell shit.

      The simple fact is you just don't kill a multibillion dollar business just for the opportunity to maybe get in on a better business, that is stupid and suicidal. If they were smart MSFT would spin off mobile so they could get out from under the Windows legacy, they could still sell them at MSFT stores and talk up about how nicely they integrate but you just don't blow up your warehouse in the hopes that you might get a shot at a better locale down the street.

      And the biggest point that MSFT is missing is they are trying to push the customers into yearly upgrades when the simple fact is that PCs passed good enough several releases ago so if anything people are gonna be buying and upgrading LESS, not more. i mean 5 years ago my low end PCs were Phenom X3s and X4 with 4GB of RAM...what average user is gonna stress that unit? None, so they are simply keeping the PC they have and ADDING an iPhone or iPad. Does that mean they are getting rid of their PCs? Nope, just means it does what they want it to do so they see no reason to replace it.

      It would be so easy to make money from that attitude but Ballmer is too fucking stupid, instead of trying to force a UI that nobody wants and upgrades that nobody cares about they should be selling services and support, let those companies that want to keep XP past 2014 pay a yearly service contract and sell all those home users on Win 7 new features by backporting the appstore. You could for example sell something similar to GoToMyPC leveraging MSFT servers to make logging into your home PC from work and vice versa trivial and easy, you could make deals with all the content providers to sell ala carte plug ins for WMC that would give you various channels like the networks, Hulu Free, etc and have it all integrated into WMC and automatically updated so you have the latest schedules.

      There is so many ways to monetize Windows without slitting their throats or pissing off their customers it ain't even funny, yet because Ballmer can only see Cupertino from the big chair he's gonna cock the whole thing up.

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    120. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of keyboards 'QWERTY' WTF. So M$ expects to change everyone from keyboards and mice to touchscreens and we still haven't managed to drop 'QWERTY' for 'ABCDEF' so 'WASD' would be 'BKLM'. I laugh at the though of parents sharing touch screens PC with the children, high resolution though mm of wiped on dirt, now whose turn is it the clean the screen this time. M$ is just locked into the stupid idea of forcing a telephone UI onto a PC so that somehow once all you idiot users are forced to get used to the phone UI you will like zombies all buy windows phones. Uncle Fester iPhones were sold and gained majority market share when everyone was using windows 7, nothing at all like the iPhone UI.

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    121. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spaces are easy to handle because a space is always a space. Contrast that to handling files abc.txt, ABC.TXT, Abc.txt, aBc.txt, abC.txt, ABc.txt, AbC.txt, aBC.txt, abc.Txt, AbC.tXt, etc. It's a usability nightmare.

    122. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      No one but these stupid reporters (and maybe you) are suggesting that you only use the touch screen. Mouse and keyboard will still be there but occasionally you could use the touchscreen for something (for example your standing next to your desk and you want to change the music track; you could either grab the mouse locate the pointer move it to next and click, or just prod the screen). When apple does it then all the reporters will figure out how it should be used.

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    123. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      That is how touch screens on a desktop would be used (probably less than 15 minutes an hour though). Your still going to have a mouse and keyboard and you will do most of your input from there, but occasionally you'll want to rotate a map, or skip the music track, and touch could be easier or quicker.

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    124. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      I prefer Windows case-insensitivity, that treats all of those as the same file -- but still allows you to _Display_ the file with the case that you want.

    125. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      The linux/unix shell has been stuck in the 70's and never evolved.

      It's pretty sad that cmd.exe can handle lists of files easier than a linux shell script. Heck with UnxUtils you can even use (G)AWK with a cmd batch script. Of course these days, I'm more likely to write a needed script with AutoHotkey - that easily understands spaces, unicode, windows, processID's, and what have you.

      Maybe things are better now? But the last time I dealt with linux bash (or most of the shell tools/cmds) - unicode characters in either filenames or within the files (parsing text) caused major issues or would just flat out fail. Not to mention the absolute nightmare of trying to deal with escaping special characters and escaping escaped escapes...

    126. Re: Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you say that MS have fucked ip in the UI design and implementation and the solution is to change the underlying OS and just port the same UI?

      And that helps, how?

    127. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win8 touch mode is a solution looking for a problem, just like the WiiU secondary screen embedded in the controller.
      b.t.w. Yathzee invented an awesome drinking game involving the wiiU controller, everytime something is shown on the controller which couldn't have been perfectly rendered on the main screen you take a shot, the awesome part is you can still legally drive afterwards.

    128. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pogue is an idiot for concentrating on touch and gorilla arms. Microsoft has shown you how the os will work on old pc's and tablets. http://youtu.be/wi8NpwiEuzc watch the damn video and you'll see switching from ios/osx whoops i mean metro/win7 and back again. What the hell do you call LAUNCH PAD in osx its the same thing as METRO? Tablet's failed the first time around; apple wasn't even in the game. Friendster failed; my space failed; then facebook. Does that make the ipad = my space and surface/winRT=facebook?

    129. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically you can't tell the difference between a computer file system intended for data management and an English essay.

    130. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight. You think case sensitive file systems are the only correct choice and at the same time are unable to use proper case in a written English discussion? I think you have things a little bit backwards there.

      Oh and "it's" is a contraction of "it is" or "it has" by the way.

    131. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think that Google should change their search engine to only return results that match your capitalization? A computer file system is supposed to facilitate file management, not be a means of communication. In much the same way, stop signs are written as "STOP" because their primary purpose is to get drivers to take notice and manage the flow of traffic, not to be grammatically correct.

      The sentence "Help your Uncle Jack off the horse." is grammatically incorrect anyways. It should be "Help your Uncle, Jack, off of the horse." or "Help Uncle Jack off of the horse." Those are unlikely to be confused with "Help your Uncle jack off the horse."

    132. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You write incredibly efficient shell scripts if adding quotes around filenames doubles the code's length! You should be more concerned with the fact that quote signs are often allowed.

    133. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Apple's iPhone is subsidized up the ass, I don't see MSFT subsidizing the Surface or WinPhone, not that it'd help as when they got AT&T to offer the WinPhone at $50 even after 4 billion in MSFT advertising they didn't sell shit.

      Does it really matter that iPhone is subsidized or not? People are buying this phone. Carriers are offering it subsidized. This is true of other phones like Samsung models. MS is pouring millions in advertising and marketing in WP7 and WP8. Billions if you count Nokia. It has made much of a difference.

      The simple fact is you just don't kill a multibillion dollar business just for the opportunity to maybe get in on a better business, that is stupid and suicidal.

      MS has spent the last 10 years and billions in trying to expand outside OS and Office. So far they don't have many profitable ventures. This is desperation, yes. But slowly MS may lose their last two markets if they are not careful.

      It would be so easy to make money from that attitude but Ballmer is too fucking stupid

      Again, I think Ballmer sees slowly losing relevance in a mobile world. But MS only knows how to to leverage their monopoly and not really compete. They haven't had to compete in so many years, they can't really do it.

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    134. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This really is a fallacy. I've been programming since I was a kid in 1983 as a hobby and professionally since 1990. I've written all kinda complex systems on all tiers, and I prefer OSX now a days. When Windows came out, many people considered it the OS for novice users because they didn't have to remember commands and text / shell interfaces were too confusing. How the world turns, eh?

      OSX has the power of Unix under the hood. Granted, they moved everything around, but it's Unix none the less.

    135. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hello, Mr. Parole Officer, I have something to report..."

    136. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the only idiots and people who must remain trendy buy Apple products argument. That sure is a great way to feel superior isn't it.

    137. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now try using only a touchscreen like you are supposed to according to Microsoft. That means typing your thousand page thesis with nothing but the virtual keyboard on the touchscreen because after all, keyboards/mice are obsolete and touch is the future!

    138. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I parted my hair the other way today. First time in 30 years. I feel like a totally new man!

    139. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Two observations: 1, W8 won't fly. 2, "gorilla arm" is something wimps and pussies fear. Know anyone in home construction? They not only have their arms in front of them eight hours a day, but those arms are holding heavy tools.

      It isn't the physical discomfort, it's the inconvinience. Moving your hand from the mouse to the keyboard is bad enough, but reaching past the keyboard to the screen (which your arm now partly blocks) is worse. It's a really,k really stupid concept for a PC. If a device has a mouse and keyboard, it doesn't need a touch screen at all. What kind of idiots does MS employ, anyway??

    140. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      It's fair to see people did not like the look of XP or Aero when it came out just like they don't like the look of Metro. However there was more to the criticism than looks. XP was a security nightmare; Vista was very buggy. UAC was annoying as hell. Drivers were non-existent when it was released. And there was that Vista Capable/Ready fiasco. A few service packs later, Vista was usable. I see Win 7 as an improved Vista.

      In the case of Metro, it's not just about the looks. MS has created a hybrid tablet/desktop OS with more emphasis on the tablet all the while ignoring lessons learned in UIs.

      My opinion is that another case of MS copying Apple but learning the wrong lessons. Apple these days is pushing towards minimalism. For Apple it was more about removing things so that the OS doesn't get in the way of the user. Seems to me that MS decided to beat Apple at this game by going overboard with this concept just to show they can do it without understanding the design choices made. Apple is incorporating more iOS features into OS X; however, they are keeping the two separate. MS is one-upping Apple by making their next desktop OS around their mobile one.

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    141. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Spaces are easy to handle because a space is always a space. Contrast that to handling files abc.txt, ABC.TXT, Abc.txt, aBc.txt, abC.txt, ABc.txt, AbC.txt, aBC.txt, abc.Txt, AbC.tXt, etc. It's a usability nightmare.

      Even a space might not be a space. I've heard of filenames with ASCII 255 or 0 that looked like a space. Now my head really hurts!

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    142. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      No, but draughting requires a greater reach for longer hours and with greater precision, and I don't recall hearing of any physiological issues from my peers.

      Draughting? Is that what we're calling bartending nowadays?

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    143. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by rsborg · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that "Win32 and all that" is exactly what keeps people at using Ms Windows

      Five letters for ya: NTVDM.

      Microsoft has done this before successfully. Apple has done emulators and "OS within an OS" numerous times (68000->PPC, OS9->OSX, PPC->Intel) successfully.

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    144. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      However there was more to the criticism than looks. XP was a security nightmare; Vista was very buggy. UAC was annoying as hell. Drivers were non-existent when it was released.

      Quite true, all of it! Which is most interesting to me, because I've seen it thrown around here that Windows 8 is even worse than Vista, perhaps even worse than Windows ME! Yet for all the hate on Windows 8, nearly 100% of it focuses on the UI. You don't hear about how unstable, insecure, or incompatible Windows 8 is on Slashdot. There are no stories about terrible performance, or massive driver-related issues. There's no talk about how Windows 8 barely runs on hardware you just purchased. It's the lightest, fastest, most secure, most stable OS Microsoft has released in decades. And yet it's being branded here as the worst OS in decades due to the UI, which you can replace in two clicks and customize to your liking.

      "If only you could choose to use the start menu. Then there would be no problem," they say. Nope, not buying it. You can already choose not to use any metro elements, and install any shell or UI replacement you like. Isn't that the remedy in the Ubuntu Unity threads? Shut up and install KDE, or Cinnamon? You have a choice, exercise it. Yet the complaining continues to ensue.

      In the case of Metro, it's not just about the looks. MS has created a hybrid tablet/desktop OS with more emphasis on the tablet all the while ignoring lessons learned in UIs.

      More emphasis on the tablet? I don't know, it depends. There's an entire desktop which has many keyboard and mouse friendly elements to it. The explorer shell is still very keyboard/touch centric. And there have been a great number of improvements made on explorer and the desktop. There's no denying the metro side isn't touch friendly, but that doesn't preclude it from having mouse/keyboard emphasis.

      As a keyboard junkie, I'm happier using Windows 8 using just the keyboard than any other Windows version. There are more keyboard shortcuts than ever before. The "all apps" menu in Windows 8 is faster to access and easier to browse with a keyboard than "all programs" in the start menu. On the laptop side, with the new gestures the track pad is more usable than ever before... much easier to access and browse the start screen with just the track pad than browsing the start menu. This is thanks in large part to the ample targets provided by tiles, conforming with Fitts' Law. The mouse benefits from this as well. In weighing all the UI improvements made for each input device, it's not so cut and dry to conclude that more emphasis has been put on touch.

      My opinion is that another case of MS copying Apple but learning the wrong lessons. Apple these days is pushing towards minimalism.

      Apple is just as guilty as MS of the UI "atrocities" they are being accused of. The original iPhone was so barebones simple: tap an app to open, press the home button to close. But since then, more and more functionality has been added and hidden from the user. Press hold to remove apps. Press hold drag to create folders. Double tap home for switcher. Press hold home for Siri. Drag down from top for notification center. But now a whole generation of people are growing up using these devices and hidden UI elements.

      You and I grew up with our own set of hidden UI elements, such as drag and drop, right click context menus, etc. They're so obvious and ubiquitous to us now, that they no longer seem hidden. Just look at the OSX side; hotcorners have been a staple there for many years now. It's something OSX users are used to, and use daily with no problem. Windows users will learn to use them as well. Over time, these new UI elements will turn into conventions, and then there will be no more complaining.

      Apple is incorporating more iOS features into OS X; however, they are keeping the two separate.

      And Microsoft is not? I thought one of the majo

    145. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Apple only targets a small subset of novice consumer users. It does that well enough but that gets unjustifiably projected to everyone.

      What? I have used Apple products professionally, for Graphic arts since the late 1980's and since 2000, for non linear video editing and for professional Photography. All of which the OS/Platform and software perfoms orders of magnitude better than Windows versions that I have also used. Where on earth did you get the idea that Apple is geared toward novices? You seriously must rid yourself of the idea that your use of computers is the only use of computers.

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    146. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      apple's biggest market share gain of recent times was getting techies who wanted a good solid UNIX with a UI that works, and a bunch of useful commercial apps to adopt their platform.

      Agreed! While I do a lot of video and photography, the UNIX is what seals the deal. File maintenance, renaming, sequencing, comparing and database prep is great in a way that turned me back in a Command Line advocate in a big way.

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    147. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      NTVDM was an emulation layer to allow Win32 to run 16-bit DOS/Windows programs.
      The whole reason being that at that time "DOS/Win16 and all that" was keeping people at using Windows (95/98).

      It got removed years later (since Vista I think), so it's no longer possible to run old DOS/Win16 software, and some industrial systems keep running Windows XP (or older) because of it.

      If Ms would create an "NTVDM32" of sorts, that would just keep the Win32 APIs available. It would be better separated that way, I guess, but the parent post was calling for removing Win32 completely.

    148. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      And you absolutely can. There already exist monitor arms that can do this. If touch becomes a common UI for desktops, why wouldn't the workspace adapt to the input much in the same way desks added keyboard trays when PCs became popular? Saying that touch is bad because my workspace isn't set up for touch is begging the question; your workspace isn't set up for touch because you're not using touch.

      Oh, young one, let us talk about presbyopia, which you obviously haven't experienced yet. As we age, our lenses in our eyes become less flexible, and eventually at around 70, most of us cannot focus any closer than infinity.

      At my age, in my 50's, the process has already started. I use bifocal lenses, which are a help. But they are not a cure all. They require a person to look through specific areas of the lenses, as different areas have different corrections. This works pretty well, but that requirement causes a person to tilt their head up when looking at most computer screens, and a screen a foot away is really closer than most of us can easily use, as we spend more time with the head tilted at an extreme. Some times after a long day, the old neck really hurts. I need to keep my chair as high as possible to avoid injury. So maybe we have to get separate glasses, maybe we have our lenses in our eyes replaced - there are operations that implant more flexible replacement lenses in the eyes. As long as the operation works and you aren't blinded.

      So unless you aren't going to age, a vertical screen 12 inches away is just a loser idea for us all

      I don't like the idea of a large touch screen at all because I don't deal in gross movements, I have little things on the screen that I am manipulating, and doing a lot of typing anyhow, which means my finger will be covering up what I am trying to do, but if it was decided that we all have to use a touch screen, it will need to be a sort of screen inset into our work surface. Then we can touch without strain.

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    149. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck did you pull that shit out of?

      Microsoft has never said that users should only use a virtual keyboard. This is an argument morons make to try to justify their irrational hatred for something.

    150. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      PC sales down 13% over the same 4th quarter year before last, even though the economy was worse which clearly indicates the reason that sales are plummeting is Win 8 is a DO NOT WANT

      No, it doesn't. Not unless you have no imagination, are statistically challenged, or are so biased in beliefs that you will jump at anything you think might support your beliefs...

      It does not "clearly" mean any one thing, it *could* mean many things... For instance, maybe people are buying more tablets and phones, rather than upgrading their computers that still work just fine?

      Maybe it means that Windows 7 does such a good job of fighting off malware that users don't feel the need to "get a new one" because their old one is so slow...

      Maybe it means users are buying other things with their money, like new HDTV's that have come way down in price (and now in the same range as low-midrange PC's).

      Maybe it means users are happy with Windows 7, while users were unhappy with Vista and were desperate to upgrade?

      I can do this all day long.. there are lots of potential reasons for the slowdown in PC sales that have nothing whatsoever to do with what OS the new PC's run.

    151. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Here's what Fujitsu has to say:

      http://news.techeye.net/software/fujitsu-moans-that-windows-8-is-killing-pc-sales

      And while of course there is always room for interpretation, I can state that trying the Windows 8 preview turned me off of the OS, and that I won't buy any product with W8 on it. Laptop, desktop, phone or Tablet. Do Not Want.

      At the very least, W8 has not spurred sales. If others think it is the best thing ever, that's awesome. Buy it, use it, and be happy.

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    152. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      AND Win 8 is already taking the crown away from Vista as being the worst OS release. At this poin Vista was out selling Win 8.

    153. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      So unless you aren't going to age, a vertical screen 12 inches away is just a loser idea for us all

      Perhaps. But this pretty much describes the common configuration for a laptop, sitting in your lap or on the table in front of you. The laptop I'm typing this on right this very second is about 13" from my eyes. Okay, so maybe this configuration is bad for older eyes. Keyboards are bad for older hands with arthritis. My 98 year old grandfather can type .2 words per minute and has extreme difficulty using a mouse. This does not make keyboard or mouse bad input devices.... it just makes a need for accessibility options for operating systems and hardware.

    154. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      And here's what Michael Dell had to say about Windows 8: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-12-12/dell-says-interest-for-microsoft-s-windows-8-is-high.html

      Dell sells about 3x more machines yearly than Fujitsu. Also, Dell was one of the big OEMs to really make a push on Windows 8, and it appears to be paying off. Fujitsu still does not offer Windows 8 on most of their systems, even their tablets and convertible tablet PCs, where arguably Windows 8 makes the most sense. Their tablets and tablet PCs range from $1000 to over $2000, while Dell is selling comparable systems for half that. It's no wonder they're not seeing the demand they expected.

    155. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by JakeBurn · · Score: 1

      Considering team counts are limited to a certain number regardless of how many citizens you have, how can any stat relating to that number except raw reporting make sense? Oh, unless you're part of the fourth place team and need to feel good about it...

    156. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Okay, so maybe this configuration is bad for older eyes. Keyboards are bad for older hands with arthritis. My 98 year old grandfather can type .2 words per minute and has extreme difficulty using a mouse. This does not make keyboard or mouse bad input devices.... it just makes a need for accessibility options for operating systems and hardware.

      Such a huge difference between Arthritis and presbyopia. This is just a focus distance issue, not a degenerative condition. Most of the accessability adaptations are well and good, but they aren't power user stuff. Other than my focus point, I'm just like you, as are millions of other people. My point is that a touchscreen 12 inches from one's eyes is not going to go over very well with a whole lot of normal people. My screen is around 2 feet from my eyes, and that's a perfectly good position for it to be in. It allows me to rest my arms on a place other than my wrists - specifically the underside of my arm, just below the elbow. Its a good comfortable setup that avoids carpal tunnel. Touching my screen from two feet away isn't such a good proposition. I have to reach up, lean back a little, then reorient myself. Anyhow, you'll find out the issue soon enough.

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    157. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that W8 is a great success?

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    158. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      No, the point was mostly to show that opinions are all over the place. Fujitsu cutting their FY sales estimates from 7M to 6M tell us nothing when the entire industry is moving 350M units a year. It especially tells us nothing about Windows 8, as it wasn't out for the majority of their FY. Just like my original post you replied to, there's a huge wealth of data out there, and focusing on one single statistic, data point, or quote from a CEO doesn't give the full picture.

    159. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      My point is that a touchscreen 12 inches from one's eyes is not going to go over very well with a whole lot of normal people.

      Point taken. But this still says nothing about the utility of touch on a desktop or laptop. This just says one configuration might not work for another, which is true today For a user with vision problems, they might have to use a proxy touch device... sort of like a large touch pad or a wacom digitizer. Actually you might not need to interact with any surface at all; hardware like the kinect and leap motion might enable gesture based control to be embedded right into your monitor. This presents new problems, like zero tactile feedback, but offers new possibilities like 6DOF multi point input, completely impossible with a mouse or keyboard or even touch.

    160. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by perceptual.cyclotron · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not quite a fair comparison. In construction, you hold tools (often braced) in a wide variety of postures, with considerable rest periods (and I'm not taking a jab at lazy contractors) – whether in the form of actual rest, or simply as a result of transitional postures and tool exchanges. I've done a fair chunk of construction, and while you're absolutely correct that it involves a lot of arm work, it's a different beast entirely from just holding your arms out in front of you for an extended period of time...

    161. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have multiple touch devices in my home that I and my family use. One is a HP touch PC running Windows8, 3 Android tablets, 4 iPads, 1 iPod, 2 iPhones, 2

      Android Phones, and my family uses the mouse and keyboard rather than use the touch feature for the PC. (Reasons): 1. It's easier to type than use the

      onscreen keyboard for the PC. 3. A mouse is more precise on HD monitors. 4. It makes their arms hurt after extended periods of time. 5. They mostly use their

      devices for playing games, watching videos and Social Networking... Where using a tablet has been preferred by my family. For myself, the mouse and keyboard

      combination and Windows7 are my preference. (My Only Reason) 1. I hate fingerprints and smudges on the monitor. Call it OCD or whatever you may, but that

      reason alone is why I will not use the touch feature of any Desktop. I don't seem to mind it on a Tablet, but I do find myself wiping it down more often that not...

    162. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All new OS's today are adaptations of the Original... Android is a Linux adaptation, so the last OS written from scratch was NeXTSTEP which was aquired by Apple in 1997 and incorporated to OS X, which is largely just NeXTSTEP with a new name. In fact OS X 10.7 or more NeXTSTEP now than before.

    163. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by ashpool7 · · Score: 1

      Where's +6... After all this happens, the techie gets tired of fixing their parents/friends computers and just tells them to get a Mac instead. Parents/friends become amenable to this idea, since the techie is using it, and decide to give it a try. Now all the questions are more about how to get the computer to do something, and less about how broken it is, which is slightly less annoying.

      At least, that's what happened to me.

    164. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      We literally had to buy a French keyboard for one of our grad students to keep him productive.

      Way cheaper than "training" him.

      Not everything is a gesture, unless you use the middle digit when communicating with Ballmer.

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    165. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by nobodie · · Score: 1

      I don't know, what I figured was that if they were going to use touch on desktops they would include Kinect and use air gestures to touch a space that is just reflected by a pointer on the desktop. I thought that it would be something like using an "air mouse" that let me have fine or gross control based on a set of configurable gestures. If that is not it then what the hell were they thinking?

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    166. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way touchscreen could work on PCs is table PCs -- no screen rising above. That is, a very large tablet! The problem with that is -- where do I put my coffee?

    167. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chimpanzees they tested it with LOVED the touchscreen.

    168. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bet there are third party utilities. Like "Classic Shell", a free add-on to Windows 8, available on the SourceForge, which allows a Windows 8 user to kiss the Metro Interface goodbye and good riddance. From then on it's all Windows 7 style desktop, baby! (and with all the little under-the-hood improvements introduced by Win8 as a bonus)

    169. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pinch-zoom"

    170. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      "You want to incorporate touch without giving up the kind of mouse/keyboard capability that is just so natural in most settings" --Bill Gates

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFDTN25qip8

    171. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      "Pinch-zoom"

      Yes, I could do that. But then I get to pinch "mooz" after that, and the screen gets moved all over the place. This isn't to me about the possibility of doing something, it's just that touch screens aren't very good at say, working with an Excel or Filemaker Pro document with many thousands of records. Or with a Unix command line. Or with Photoshop or Illustrator.

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    172. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But you don't destroy profitable businesses, this is business 101 and Ballmer is burning the place down around them in the hopes he can move into a nicer house that frankly isn't for sale. MSFT has NOTHING to offer on ARM because without X86 its pretty worthless, they are also screwed without the OEMs because that is hundreds of millions of low end desktops and laptops that are being sold with anytime upgrade ability and MS Office trials

      I think MSFT is making the same mistake as the press, thinking "its a mobile world" when in reality nobody is getting rid of their PC for a smartphone, they are adding TO their PC with a smartphone. They could be making so much money off of this it isn't funny by selling the world on a "connected office/home" built around the PC where everything automagically syncs to it and is ready to go. Imagine your phone contacts automagically backing up to your PC just by walking into the room, or having your MS Office instantly sync between mobile and desktop so whatever you were working on is instantly on either device ready to go.

      Again there is billions yet to be made in X86 but Ballmer is too damned stupid to see anything but Cupertino. he should take Job's own words to heart "Microsoft doesn't have to lose for Apple to win" and the reverse is also true but if they burn the company down and end up killing X86 Windows and MS Office on X86 in the process then they might as well close the doors and give the money back to the shareholders as its all over. hell put ME in charge of that company for 3 years and if I don't double the profits they don't owe me a dime, there is so many ways to monetize Windows without burning the customers but Ballmer is gonna kill the goose laying the golden eggs because swans are hip and trendy, except the swans don't want nothing to do with Ballmer's ugly ass.

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    173. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I see it as MS and Ballmer using the same tactics they used against Netscape: leverage their monopoly to destroy a competitor. They are doing this because that's all they know how to do. They don't see it as destroying their core business. Their customers really don't matter. They see it as a necessary step to try and stay relevant. They also see that Apple has eclipsed them and in a huge hurry to copy them just like they tried to copy Google.

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    174. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      But there is a CRUCIAL difference that both You and Ballmer are missing which is IE only won when Netscape fucked themselves and we have seen NO indication that is EVAR gonna happen with Apple or Google.

      If you look at their ENTIRE history you'll notice their supposedly "evil plans" really only worked when the other company fucked itself and left them a big fat opening. Take Netscape, NS 3 was good, NS 4 was alpha quality shit that crashed every 10 minutes and often managed to take the whole OS down with it. There is a REASON why they wouldn't FOSS the NS 4 code but instead did a rewrite first, and that is because NS 4 was a giant flaming turd. Myself and many others actually went and sought out IE, downloading it from the net, because NS 4 frankly didn't work.

      And over and over to the very beginning of the company you see this, DR didn't want to port CP/M to Intel chips, gave the market to MSFT. Wordperfect saw Win95 as just another flash in the pan and tried to release the DOS version with a piss poor Win32 wrapper that made it crash prone,, gave the market to MSFT. BeOS stuck with the PPC which was too high even then and Apple was mismanaged during Jobs' absence, with 2 dozen overlapping models at widely different price points, gave the market to MSFT.

      In this case its the exact opposite, neither Apple nor Google are putting out any lackluster broken releases and with the inroads they have it would have to be VERY broken, because as long as it runs their apps most folks will put up with either company putting out a release that is just more of the same.

      So I would argue the "IE trick" simply doesn't work if the other company doesn't shoot themselves in the foot and i think if you were to look at the sales figures for Win 8 (PC sales dropped 13% even with the economy improving) and Surface (MSFT had to cut the orders in half because they haven't even been able to sell a million units in 5 months) that in this case it is MSFT shooting themselves in the foot. And in all those other cases they didn't destroy what they had to try to get the new market, they simply expanded. This time its just not gonna work, and Win 8 will actually redeem Vista by doing MUCH worse, mark my words.

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    175. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it would work. I only said this trick is all MS knows. I also said MS knows the criticisms of this approach. They simply don't care.

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    176. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own by _Stryker · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but Windows ME was much worse than Vista.

  2. Pain by ravenswood1000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It hurts like hell to use a touch screen for hours.

    1. Re:Pain by Mr0bvious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why must we consider our input devices to be mutually exclusive? We didn't ditch the keyboard with the introduction of the mouse...

      On the desktop I can see a touch screen complimenting my current setup - it won't replace my keyboard and mouse any time soon but I would certainly get some use along side them.

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    2. Re:Pain by peragrin · · Score: 2

      Why do we consider the monitor vertical to be the only way to position a monitor?

      You have a keyboard and mouse pad, lying on your desk. why not a second monitor as well?

      MSFT surface tables could easily be integrated into many businesses.

      Can you imagine an architect you can lay out blueprints on a large drafting table monitor? Where many people can stand around it?
      While windows 8 is a mistake from user interface, it is only because it takes away choice. a simple service pack could easily fix those issues.

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    3. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs ditched a lot of keyboard shortcuts for mouse only. Where's my maximize? Click,drag,click,drag is just so much easier!

    4. Re:Pain by Mr0bvious · · Score: 1

      Indeed - that's pretty much exactly how I'd like it.

      On the desktop it's more of an input device than a display - the display part just makes it oh so much nicer.

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    5. Re:Pain by jkrise · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While windows 8 is a mistake from user interface, it is only because it takes away choice. a simple service pack could easily fix those issues.

      The correct approach would've been to make the Metro as an option; not a compulsory interface. A simple Service Pack will not fix the issues which MS has created.

      MS created Bob, was it cured / rectified with a Service Pack?

      MS imposed the 'ribbon' interface on Office users; many cringed and complained; but had to bite the bullet and be less productive.

      If users are FORCED to use the Metro shit, and Developers build apps that are ONLY Metro enabled, then how can a Service Pack cure that ailment? In many situations, such as typing a post on Slashdot, the on-screen touch keyboard is no substitute for the real $1 thing that is attached to the PC. So the problem is too big and profound to be cured by a Service Pack. And seeing as Ballmer is stubborn in imposing this silliness and cutting off traditional interfaces; this will be the end of Windows totally in many situations.

      Nobody is interested in making the hardware for Linux devices, but Google's Chrome-books are already making a big impact. The iPad and Android tablets have taken over the higher and lower ends of the touch based tablets market. MS has been driven out of the touch paradigm, and making it compulsory on the desktop will kill the desktop rather than create motivation for developers to build for the new interface that nobody wants on a desktop.

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    6. Re:Pain by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      Why do we consider the monitor vertical to be the only way to position a monitor?

      You'd need a much bigger desk to mount it horizontally.

    7. Re:Pain by robthebloke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, and I'll be keeping Windows 8 at arms length as much as possible.....

    8. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      because staring down at the desk is likely to cause strain to your neck.

    9. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sure, because Quasimodo neck is _much_ better than gorilla arm.

      Touchscreen as secondary device for a scenario like this might be good (especially if they add real haptic feedback for real touchtyping and all), but as primary it's only useful for short spans.

    10. Re:Pain by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine an architect you can lay out blueprints on a large drafting table monitor? Where many people can stand around it?

      I think I'd still prefer a beamer for that. Can provide an even larger image and be seen from the entire room.
      Also, at this size a touch screen might become unpractical again (or even more unpractical), as you may be too short to get to widgets near the ceiling of the room. Back to the mouse ;-)

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    11. Re:Pain by peragrin · · Score: 2

      I actually like the ribbon. Basically all it is, is a pictorial, long text menu. The dialog boxes it brings up are the exact same ones found from the menus. If you weren't a power user(like 95% of Office users) you could find features faster with the ribbon.

      Metro on the other hand works poorly,(try installing an old game where they put 12 shortcuts for everything in their menu). touch is an important part of all future interfaces. However Metro isn't user friendly.

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    12. Re:Pain by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Why must we consider our input devices to be mutually exclusive?

      1) UX fairies and their lame-ass cult of aesthetic simplicity.
      2) cost

      On the desktop I can see a touch screen complimenting my current setup

      Hey, I just love that wallpaper!

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    13. Re:Pain by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      No it doesnt. not if you have it placed right. Let me guess you are doing something dumb like putting it up on a Desk like a TV screen. Mine is on the desk laying there like a piece of paper.

      Wacom Cintiq and DTU's are standard tools for graphic artists and CAD people who use them for hours on end every single day. And have been doing so for the last 5 years now.

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    14. Re:Pain by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      The problem is that different input devices need different interfaces. Imagine if you had a GUI that forced you to move the cursor using the keyboard, instead of allowing shortcuts. The keyboard would become nearly useless. And that's kind of what MS is trying to do with Windows 8. Make using the mouse so annoying that people switch to touchscreen.

    15. Re:Pain by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No you can't.

      Ribbon takes a layout which can fit a wide range of tools, and shrinks the total usable space, in the interest of - for some mysterious reason - drawing attention to the most common set of features which everyone uses, despite the fact that everyone already used them.

      It does this at the cost of being able to keep multiple features on screen at once - with Ribbon I can't have styling and fonts, drawing, and reviewing all on screen at the same time whereas in Office 2003 I could and it worked perfectly well.

      Instead with Ribbon I have to click between multiple tabs to reach the same features, all for the benefit of making - again - features I already knew existed and could easily access, bigger and more prominent.

      This is a user-interface revamp so big you can make money selling products that give the old functionality back.

      How does data showing the rates of use for various features winds up with the conclusion that you should less commonly used features even harder to access I will never know. Why not just delete them from your damn product if you think they're that unimportant? What they managed to do instead was sit down and say "I think our business users are not the core demographic which does productive work".

    16. Re:Pain by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Actually, treat the metro interface as your start menu and use the "desktop"......the experience isn't much different than Win7. Don't look for icons, just start typing......usually within three keystrokes, the icon you want is in the left most column and can be clicked easily.

      I think the problem is that people are so resistant to change that they haven't spent enough time figuring out how to use it. Besides, what game really needs 12 shortcuts? You can organize the metro screen fairly easily to add/remove/group icons (just drag them around.....right click and bring up the "all apps" view....you can move and even name whole groups). The metro screen *IS* your start menu.....

    17. Re:Pain by jkrise · · Score: 1, Informative

      I actually like the ribbon. Basically all it is, is a pictorial, long text menu.

      For the length and the real estate it occupies on the screen, the ribbon is very inefficient. The common things I use in an Office package are:

      Bold
      Italics
      Justify
      Bullets
      Table
      Sort

      In earlier versions of Office, all these were right there on the top of the editor. Very convenient. I could add, delete or re-rrange the locations of these things as well. Very efficient and programmable.

      Now with the Ribbon thingy, there are 3 or 4 separate Ribbons for the 6 commonly used features (and I'm not a Power user, besides). The logical thing would've been to make the Ribbon an option. But MS is an abuse company, dealing with software. They are not reasonable or placative. They are nutcases and nihilists.

      Which is why they are FORCING this Metro crap on unwilling users. Unlike Office, Windows is more widely used. So this will cause much more heartburn, and the resulting karma will drive the company towards its eventual demise.

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    18. Re:Pain by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine an architect you can lay out blueprints on a large drafting table monitor? Where many people can stand around it?

      Nowhere to put my notebook and coffee during the meeting.

      But I agree with you. Touchscreens make an awesome secondary input device for a laptop. Less bulky than a Wacom too. The same value can be found on desktops, although it might wind up being a smaller, secondary tablet rather than touching your large, primary monitor.

      Why limit ourselves to one pointing device, when each device has pros, cons and different levels of fidelity? Some people already have mice, touchpads and Wacom tablets on the same machine. Each serves its own purpose.

    19. Re:Pain by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Do you actually use Office with the Ribbon? On Word 2013, Bold, Italics, Justify, Bullets and Sort are all on the Home tab. The only option on a different tab is Table, which you can right click and click "Add to Quick Access" to put it in the top bar if you use it so often. Even if there wasn't a quick access bar, the customise options are still available, in Options -> Customise Ribbon.

      So, to counter your post, there are 2 ribbons for your six commonly used features, with the option to easily add the 6th feature into the first ribbon.

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    20. Re:Pain by dindi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Why do we consider the monitor vertical to be the only way to position a monitor?"

      Because while sitting at a desk it is extremely not ergonomic to be staring down to your keyboard or anything flat on your desk. That is why your monitors (should be) eye level, vertical and facing you.

      Also that is why laptops are commonly complemented with external screens (also screen real estate), stands (so they cool better and they get into your eye-level zone) and external devices ( because a lot of laptops come with a crappy keyboard and a tiny touch pad - well, not MacBooks, but still I am typing on one with an external keyboard, 1080p screen and a touchpad )..

      Tablets are great when you are on your sofa, lying down on the grass in the garden or in the hammock. Hey, even the toilet or the bus. As soon as you have to type long mail or document or write code: you are screwed with a virtual keyboard.

    21. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I despise the ribbon. It takes up too much vertical space and a lot of the old keyboard shortcuts now have an extra letter. Also, it has no "off" button without reducing functionality. In that regard, it's not optional.

    22. Re:Pain by jkrise · · Score: 1

      So, to counter your post, there are 2 ribbons for your six commonly used features, with the option to easily add the 6th feature into the first ribbon.

      Thanks, but I found it easier to switch over to OpenOffice instead, about 4 years back, unable to stand the ribbon. I had to upgrade to read docx and pptx stuff which others send me; but it was a free upgrade as well, which didn't break the user interface to which I was accustomed, and more productive on.

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    23. Re:Pain by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      I actually like the ribbon. Basically all it is, is a pictorial, long text menu. The dialog boxes it brings up are the exact same ones found from the menus. If you weren't a power user(like 95% of Office users for the first year or so of use ) you could find features faster with the ribbon.

      Metro on the other hand works poorly,(try installing an old game where they put 12 shortcuts for everything in their menu). touch is an important part of all future interfaces. However Metro isn't user friendly.

      There, fixed it for you.

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    24. Re:Pain by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How does data showing the rates of use for various features winds up with the conclusion that you should less commonly used features even harder to access I will never know.

      I agree - to show how useless the statistics are, consider the huge paste button, and the smaller cut and copy ones. Why is Paste so much bigger? Its because the statistics show that paste is used twice as often as copy, and twice as often as cut. Therefore its twice as important.....

      I also hate that the Print button is hidden away off the ribbon, its a poorly designed interface. However, consider the bright spot in all this - Microsoft can change it, and then sell you another new version of Office! Another win for Microsoft...

    25. Re:Pain by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

      MS created Bob, was it cured / rectified with a Service Pack?

      Bob was killed outright, and as punishment the project lead ended up marrying Bill Gates.

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    26. Re:Pain by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Don't look for icons, just start typing......usually within three keystrokes, the icon you want is in the left most column and can be clicked easily.

      I liked this feature better when it was called "DOS."

      I think the problem is that people are so resistant to change...

      Dude, just stop. Whatever they're paying you to post this stuff, it isn't worth your dignity.

    27. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you talking about?

      Apparently your argument is: common set of features which everyone use shouldn not be put in a common, easy to access location.

      Yes, everyone already used them. So MS put them somewhere easy to access (one click vs. a minimum of two).

      And apparently you've never actually used the ribbon. You can easily create your own tab which has fonts, drawing, reviewing, whatever on the screen at the same time.

      Now Microsoft has made some screwups. The Metro interface is a giant cluster of mixed-metaphor horribleness. Removing the start menu in favor of vague locations on screen was stupid. The original "windows dot" on the ribbon vs. a file menu was a bad idea. The ribbon itself however is a pretty good idea by most ui design standards.

    28. Re:Pain by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Ahem, the ribbon is a marketing con introduced to make sure that children given free copies of office at school would be unable to use the free open source office alternatives. Likewise Metro is only forced on us because it makes marketing sense. I just cant understand why people dont see this, both things have bugger all to do with user interests. Oh and I;m sure they paid someone on staff to do a study proving that these new things were better than something else, I would too if you paid me.

      I'm not actually against Microsoft remaining a large player in the market, The world has done very well out of the standard they have enforced over the last twenty five years. But I am astonished that people keep repeating their marketing nonsense, gullible fools.

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    29. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot believe this trash is consider Informative. It is not even true. Liars and zealots protect their own I guess.

    30. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It hurts like hell to use a touch screen for hours.

      It sure does! But this whole idea of gorilla arm is a complete strawman. Yes, of course if you hold your arms out in front of you for hours it's going to be painful. Just like if you type for hours it will hurt your wrist, or if you use a game controller for hours your fingers hurt, or if you write with a pencil for hours your hand gets stiff. There's nothing surprising or unique about this "gorilla arm" term, except for the fact that it's being used to categorically disqualify touch on desktops.

      It seems to me, this theory is being perpetuated by people who both a) never used touch on a desktop or laptop and b) lack the imagination necessary to recognize the usefulness of touch on a desktop or laptop. I've owned a variety of touch screen notebooks since 2008. Personally, I never held my arm our for hours because there is no need; I have a keyboard and a mouse for when they make sense, and touch for when it make sense. Sometimes it's more convenient to pinch-zoom. Sometimes it's more convenient to flick scroll. Sometimes targeting small buttons and controls is difficult with a track pad, and faster with touch. Dragging objects like windows is easier with touch than track pad. Rotating pictures is a simple gesture with touch.

      The funny part is, after I let people use my various touch notebooks, they confess to me they end up touching their own notebook screens instinctively. It's just a natural input method. Now you have various sources backing up my own experience. The Verge recently covered this with their article Surprisingly, touchscreen laptops don't suck: How Windows 8 challenged the 'gorilla arm' — and won. Analysts are claiming touch screen PC demand is strong.

      Gorilla arm is a myth. It's a complete misrepresentation of how touch screens are designed to be used, and how they fit into the overall landscape of UI inputs. Touch is supposed to be used when touch makes more sense. You're not supposed to type on your touchscreen when you have a keyboard right in front of you. That is stupid. Just like you won't use a mouse for multitouch input operations, you will use a touch screen when it is more convenient and makes sense, not for hours on end resulting in "Gorilla Arm."

    31. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I forgot to add this source: According to http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20121203PD208.html”>Acer’s own research, “a consumer, after controlling a touchscreen product for more than 20 minutes, would want to use his or her fingers to touch any display he or she sees.” Pretty much backs up exactly my experience.

    32. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ribbon takes a layout which can fit a wide range of tools, and shrinks the total usable space, in the interest of - for some mysterious reason - drawing attention to the most common set of features which everyone uses, despite the fact that everyone already used them.

      No, the purpose of the ribbon is to bring more functionality to within 2 clicks. The number of features that are up front and visible to the user is drastically increased from Office 2003. I've had people tell me they like the new features in Word 2007 like bibliographies, various layout tools, footnotes, captions, etc. Those features have been in Word for a long time, but buried in menus. The quality of documents I've seen over the years has increased as a result.

      It does this at the cost of being able to keep multiple features on screen at once - with Ribbon I can't have styling and fonts, drawing, and reviewing all on screen at the same time whereas in Office 2003 I could and it worked perfectly well.

      You can do this in the ribbon as well. Either pin your favorite functions to the quick launch menu or make your own custom ribbon.

      How does data showing the rates of use for various features winds up with the conclusion that you should less commonly used features even harder to access I will never know.

      What features exactly are harder to access?

    33. Re:Pain by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Sure, Office 2013. -2013-.

      It's not even a week into January of 2013 yet. God forbid someone still be using 2010 or something.

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    34. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Each input does have a different interface. The keyboard has more shortcuts than ever. For exclusive keyboard users, Win8 is the best windows yet. The mouse has hot corners and large target areas which take advantage of Fitts' law, making the new start screen more efficient than the old one. With the new start screen, more items can fit on screen at once, so you don't have to click through small menus opening folders and sub-folders to get to the shortcut you want. Track pads have a variety of multi touch gestures that mirror touch gestures. In Windows 7, the touch pad was mostly just a stand-in for the mouse, even though they both have different strengths and weaknesses. Windows 8 is much more flexible as to the type of input you choose than Windows 7.

    35. Re:Pain by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that paste has about 10 different modes......all hidden behind that dropdown under the paste button.

    36. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your ARMs I guess you should worry more about Windows RT.

    37. Re:Pain by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Tell that to my Mother, and her fucked up back, because her job for years required her to have her arms extended out most of the time.

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    38. Re:Pain by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Ctrl-B, Ctrl-I

      If you need the menu for this, you're doing too much work.

    39. Re:Pain by dog77 · · Score: 1

      Why can't mod points be undone? I accidentally hit the down key and now I have to reply to undo.

    40. Re:Pain by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that commonly used features are already commonly used. Making them larger and more obvious doesn't make them any more useful because people already knew where they were and were using them.

      Also, the ribbon often requires two clicks, not one. The first to get to the tab that has tool you want and a second on the actual tool. This isn't any better than the old interface where the tool you want might be available with a single click on the quick access tool bar or you might have to click on a menu and select it with a second click.

      You may prefer the ribbon, but that's just your preference. Claiming that it's more efficient is just silly when keyboard commands (which are even less friendly) are almost always faster. In Excel, I can guarantee that I can type Alt-i-r to insert a row faster than you can go to the insert tab, look through all the icons and realize that some dipshit didn't think that was a commonly used command and put insert signature on that bar instead, edit the bar and try to add it only to be told that you have to add a new group to the bar, add a new group to the bar, add the tool to the group, close the preferences and finally click on insert to get the dropdown that lets you click a a fourteenth time to actually insert the row.

    41. Re:Pain by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      I'm commenting on Office 2013 because that's the version I have.

      Having booted up a different computer that has Office 2007, I can confirm it has the same layout.

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    42. Re:Pain by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      So your response is "Yes, I did basically conjure everything in my post out of thin air, but I'm still right because I'm afraid of change, even though someone just demonstrated the new interface is just as good for me as the old one."

      Got it.

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    43. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It's been the same since 2007.

    44. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get it, there is no desk the monitor is the desk.

    45. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as office is concerned, I am not a "power user", I'm a regular office worker. I don't put together complex multi-volume documents, just the regular letters, memos and papers. I hate the ribbon interface and I don't understand how MS did it so badly. I often find myself looking for the correct feature or function that is often under a tab that is counter intuitive. The ribbon interface does not help me one bit. The buttons are too big and take up too much real estate.

      The really funny thing is good context sensitive menus had been around for years. My first WYSIWYG (remember that term?) word processor was AMI Pro (later Lotus Wordpro) which had an outstanding context sensitive menu bar.

    46. Re:Pain by Ken+D · · Score: 1

      The number of features that are up front and visible to the user is drastically increased from Office 2003.

      I'm sorry, perhaps you didn't know about this feature called 'toolbars' ? I could have half a dozen toolbars up in the space that the ribbon takes up and it was easier to control the set of tools I like to work with together.

    47. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Tell her what exactly? I completely 100% agree that if you hold your arms out extended for long period of time it's not a good idea, and it's no surprise your mother got injured doing so. But explain to me exactly what unique aspect of a touch screen UI *necessitates* this behavior. There is none. Just like there is no aspect of a text-based UI that *necessitates* you type in a way where you end up with carpel tunnel syndrome.

    48. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause people never got Carpal Tunnel from the keyboard and Mouse setup.

      I can see having Touch screen monitor IN ADDITION to the keyboard and mouse.

    49. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      The same effort you spend customizing the toolbars in Word 2003 can be spent customizing the ribbon in Word 2010/2013. You can customize the default ribbons or create your very own ribbon with all the tools you use most frequently.

      But that wasn't my point. The idea is the default interface has more functions available in less clicks. I can access 90% of Words' functionality 3 clicks. The space it takes up is used intelligently, as the items are scalable based on resolution, so that functions are only hidden when absolutely necessary. This also allows for things like style previews, which are harder to accomplish in a small toolbar. Further, you get large icons instead of a list of small text with the menu interface. Finally, every function has a shortcut combination, which is easily learnable, so keyboard users should be happier. This is not the case with the menu interface, where some menu items have no keyboard shortcut at all.

      And since you mentioned space, the ribbon is easily hidden if you feel it's taking up too much room. It can be retrieved with a single click. How do you hide all your toolbars and retrieve them in a single click?

    50. Re:Pain by rochrist · · Score: 1

      And then they hid the ones people don't often use, and hence may not be able to remember. Yes, that works.

    51. Re:Pain by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 2

      And since you mentioned space, the ribbon is easily hidden if you feel it's taking up too much room. It can be retrieved with a single click. How do you hide all your toolbars and retrieve them in a single click?

      Why would I ever hide all my toolbars? They're toolbars - filled with tools I expect to use frequently. I will literally never need to take them away on any specific computer.

      There might be other reasons to hide all the tools - I don't know. I can't imagine them. But if I'm working on something, I will never ever want to hide all my toolbars. That would be silly since I'm in the middle of using them.

      This should headline my opinion on your other comments: I don't want the user interface deciding what is and isn't important to me in such a broad feature set. That's my decision. I want things grouped intelligently to start with - but not arbitrarily changed based on pre-conceived importance. It didn't work with "personalized menus" and it doesn't work with the ribbon (even if not so aggressive). And again - in the space used by the ribbon, about 3-5 times as many commands can be fitted with the Office 2003 layout scheme. I know this, because again, in 2003 I easily fit styling, file, drawing and reviewing toolbars into the same space occupied by "the Ribbon" which only managed to fit a mangled subset of styling and file management.

    52. Re:Pain by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      It does this at the cost of being able to keep multiple features on screen at once - with Ribbon I can't have styling and fonts, drawing, and reviewing all on screen at the same time

      No you can. If you were using them, you would have popped out the dialogs in question.

      Poor workman blames his tools.

      Dialogs overlap the work area and don't let me define the space. Toolbars sit neatly around the space I'm working in - they don't ever overlap it, they don't ever conceal the active cursor. I have resorted to popping out dialogs, and it is an ugly compromise on what used to be neatly arranged toolbars around my workspace which stuck with the window they were associated with.

    53. Re:Pain by rueger · · Score: 1

      Thank you for stating the stunningly obvious!!!!

    54. Re:Pain by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      I use a laptop most of my time on a computer. I have a home laptop, and a work laptop... and in neither case would I want them to be touch screens. And for the record, I have used MANY touch screens in my career including the Surface, iPad, phones etc.

      While I use my laptops as portable computing devices, more often than not (I'd say 90% of the time in fact) they are sitting in docking stations or attached in such a way that my 24" monitors (at work) are some 3 feet from my head. I don't have arms like an orang-utan, so in order to use these effectively as touch screens I would either have to move WAY closer (which then would require an awful lot of head motion with monitors that size) or indeed get smaller monitors. But then there's the eyestrain factor. I sit that far from my monitors because I have found it comfortable on my eyes. If I were to use the Metro start screen as my start menu, then every time I launched a new program I would have to sit up, lean forward, operate the menu and then lean back to my comfortable position with my hands on my keyboard to type. How is this better than the mouse that is FAR closer than my screen (being right next to my keyboard)?

      To take this even further, when working on my laptop as I am this exact second, I sit about 2 feet from my 14" screen with my hands resting comfortably on the keyboard. If I want to use the mouse it is about 6" to the right of my right hand... lovely. Or I can just reach my thumbs down to my trackpad (which I actually do quite a bit when I'm on a roll). Using the Metro interface for app switching and launching, I would be reaching to my screen... and quite apart from the fact that I would end up with fingerprints on my screen (which annoys the hell out of me) I have just tried reaching out to the screen itself and found it intensely uncomfortable. I have to rotate my shoulders forward in order to reach it at all, my arms are extended at an uncomfortable angle. I would have to lean forward in order to use this comfortably and then my arms are no longer in the optimal position to type. This results in a lot of movement rocking back and forth, which while it may help me with my core abdominal strength a little does little for my back and is rather annoying. I have a good quality chair so I can sit at a decent angle for some time while working, without having to constantly shift around.

      Sorry... I have used a Surface and it only works better than a laptop as a tablet... which the iPad also does just as well. I also run Windows 8 on this exact laptop I'm typing on, but after trying to live with Metro for two weeks I finally downloaded Classic Shell and find the entire OS transformed into exactly what Windows 8 should have been in the first place. There are a lot of other things I don't like, and Metro is the easiest one to fix... but yes it is the most visible problem with Windows 8. Of course, if Windows 8 had looked like my current desktop then Microsoft could never have sold it; it's far too much like Windows 7.

    55. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      I don't want the user interface deciding what is and isn't important to me in such a broad feature set. That's my decision.

      And that is a valid point. I personally only want the relevant toolbars available for me. If I'm working on a chart, I want chart toolbars available, and when I'm not working on a chart, I want them gone. I see no point in having them there in front of me, simply grayed out since the functions are only available in certain contexts. Same goes for drawing tools, tables, equation tools, etc.

      But again, I don't see how the ribbon and menu+toolbar are any different in this respect. Open Office for instance still has context sensitive menus. Or go the opposite way and Word lets you pin these context sensitive menu items in your own permanent ribbon.

      And again - in the space used by the ribbon, about 3-5 times as many commands can be fitted with the Office 2003 layout scheme. I know this, because again, in 2003 I easily fit styling, file, drawing and reviewing toolbars into the same space occupied by "the Ribbon" which only managed to fit a mangled subset of styling and file management.

      I would really like to know exactly how many objects you're pinning, and which ones. In a custom ribbon in a 1920x1080 resolution, you can add literally 200 functions to a single ribbon before overflow kicks in. Technically if you wanted you could combine all the default ribbons into a single ribbon and still have room to spare. Are you telling me you had 600 - 1000 functions on your toolbar in Office 2003?

    56. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      How is this better than the mouse that is FAR closer than my screen (being right next to my keyboard)?

      Answer: it's not. Solution: use the mouse. What you've done here is created a situation where touch is inconvenient, then used it to prove that touch is inconvenient. Likewise with your second paragraph.

      It's like saying "typing is very inconvenient with a mouse. Why type with my mouse when I can just use a keyboard?" Your entire post is the exact strawman I alluded to in my post. I'm not saying use touch when a keyboard or a mouse is more efficient. What I'm saying is use touch when it makes MORE sense. Try this with your keyboard or mouse: move two objects apart from each other at the same time. Can't do it with keyboard and mouse, can do with touch. Touch can do things mouse and keyboard can't, therefore touch has applications which aren't even being explored with our current UIs.

    57. Re:Pain by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      MS did have some legitimate reasons for changing to the ribbon. The myriad toolbar buttons on classic Office toolbars is confusing to naive users. Likewise, for such users, the complex menus are intimidating to crawl through and they usually avoid them.

      There is also the problem that 16x16 icons were meant for use in the days of 640x480 displays. For older people using modern, high resolution displays they become hard to distinguish and click accurately. Because the standard toolbars had so many icons by the time of Office 2003, just upsizing the icons would end up creating a space consuming monstrosity worse than the ribbon.

      The concept behind the ribbon isn't so terrible: create adaptive toolbars that compensate for the space lost by the use of larger icons. The implementation isn't a perfect solution but consider how much you'd be put out of place if that was the interface Office apps. had all along and is what you were most familiar with.

      That being said, I still use 2003 since I also don't care for the ribbon's limitations.

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    58. Re:Pain by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 2

      But that's the point isn't it? I cannot see a way in which my current work environment benefits from touch. I also cannot fathom how my work environment could be improved to work with touch and still get my work done in a convenient fashion.

      It also goes beyond touch. Metro is basically one full screen application... so basically WordPerfect 5.1 or Lotus 1-2-3. These were superseded for a reason; there were better way to do things. Basically the "two full-screen apps and switching between them" was done in DOS days, and it made sense at the time because that's what computers were capable of at the time. These days it makes almost zero sense on a desktop. It works on a tablet, but only because of the small screen and relatively limited screen real-estate.

      On the two 24" monitors I have at work I often have 4 or 5 windows visible at once at a minimum, sometimes with another poking out of a side of another window so I can monitor a copy job or somesuch. You can't do this with Metro... at all. No, the "pinned apps" don't count because their display is utterly retarded, fixing you to a particular size and format which is convenient for... well... a list of emails perhaps.

      Never mind that Metro doesn't work well or at all with multiple monitors... and using it as a start button is ridiculous because of the jarring and annoying transitions between two completely isolated environments. Yes, that's because most of my apps are desktop apps, but even where metro apps are available I still prefer to use the desktop apps because of the aformentioned flexibility in placing the windows where I want to and moving/resizing them according to my workflow.

      I do agree that touch has its place, and agree that in my particular work environment it doesn't work while in others it might... but primiarly touch is only usable or useful when you have something actually cradled in your hands or arms... like a tablet. Even on my laptop it would be inconvenient and a pain in the environment where I use it (on a table/desk) as I mentioned before but you conveniently overlooked. The whole article and comments basically say the same thing; touch works fine on tablets but why foist it on the desktop/laptop where it does not work or belong? Optional, yes... that makes sense... but default?

      I think the problem here is that Microsoft thinks it's Apple and can tell the customers exactly what they want and they'll just take it. Here's a hint; there's a reason Apple's market share is small and it's not necessarily because they're expensive (a strawman argument that really went away about 6 or 7 years ago). It's because Apple targets a very specific subset of the customer base. I love OSX as much as the next man, but use Linux or Windows to get most of my work done. My Macbook Pro primarily gets wheeled out when I have a specific need but otherwise stays mostly unused because there are things that OSX won't or won't do easily because Apple says it shouldn't... not any technical limitations. Microsoft wants to do the same thing but is failing to realize that Windows 8 is less of the right tool than Windows 7 was. If they continue with this trajectory then people who want to get stuff done will go elsewhere.

    59. Re:Pain by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Why do we consider the monitor vertical to be the only way to position a monitor?

      Better do some serious work to make them waterproof and resistant to having large/sharp objects placed/dropped on them before you seriously try to market this.

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    60. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is pretty much the use I have for it.

      I basically use my tablet as a touchscreen device for graphics work, remote access to PC from bed, and occasionally do stuff natively on it like games or whatever, for the few games out of the majority that are actually fairly decent.

      I will also be using it to possibly start work on a new online comic of sorts in the very near future and see how that goes.
      It will help hugely in drawing since drawing with a mouse or even a trackball is still pretty painful over time.
      I've even setup scripts to help with drawing all sorts of stuff, including hair and the like. But it still takes a while.
      With this I'd be able to go so much faster than I ever could, and still use the scripts too.

    61. Re:Pain by frisket · · Score: 1

      MS did have some legitimate reasons for changing to the ribbon. The myriad toolbar buttons on classic Office toolbars is confusing to naive users.

      Like this example which I often use: http://silmaril.ie/downloads/wordscreen.gif

      LaTeX users find this amusing when people say how much easier Word is...

    62. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Leap Motion 3D sensor may eliminate the need for touchscreens on the desktop -- and reduce this problem as well.

    63. Re:Pain by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The new explorer lets you minimize the ribbon. You can use the context menu to do most of what's in the ribbon anyway.

    64. Re:Pain by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The marriages will continue until morale improves!

    65. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since you mentioned space, the ribbon is easily hidden if you feel it's taking up too much room. It can be retrieved with a single click. How do you hide all your toolbars and retrieve them in a single click?

      When you hide/unhide the ribbon, the entire document view scrolls up and down, forcing you to stop working and let your eyes wander trying to find where you used to be. Sometimes, the act of unhiding the ribbon even causes the active cursor to disappear from the screen! This scrolling movement is so distracting that I never use your vaunted hiding feature. I never really liked toolbars either, but since they were strictly optional, I could manage to keep them small enough that they could be kept on screen all the time without blocking too much of the view.

    66. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. With Office 03 I could get to 90% of the functions I used daily in one click. With very minimal customization I could get to 99% in one click. In AMI Word (later Lotus Wordpro) context sensitive menus were small chicklet sized and you could get to everything in one click.

      Two clicks is a 100% increase over one click.

    67. Re:Pain by jyx · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me you had 600 - 1000 functions on your toolbar in Office 2003?

      Why I hate the ribbon.

      Open word, try an insert a new drawing canvas. Look in insert tab, no button there, after some hunting its found under the Shapes drop down button.

      After drawing your canvas on screen, the previously invisible Format tool bar opens, Add a text box and some text.

      Now try and play around with the text. Gotta go to the home tab - or pay hover and hope with the formatting floaty box.

      Now I want to add (insert) another box, bugger, gotta click on FORMAT tab again.

      But know if I click on a blank area of the drawing canvas, the ribbon auto flips back to Home, so I need to click back onto format to get my drawing buttons again.

      OK, Ive got my boxes, now I want to color some of them in, click on a box - OH NO, now its taking me back to the Home tab again..what? that wasn't the behavior before. In fact, the selected ribbon behavior constantly changes depending on your previous actions and I cant predict how it will behave!

      Any why does the little break out button on the bottom right of some groups open a property box OR a dock-able tool bar (Styles/Clip Board)

      And what about inserting a page break - its under the Insert tab. Cool, what about a section break, its not there, its under Page Layout! Why is a page break in a different section from a Section break?

      And tables - there are so many options that there are 2 ribbons for table work. I used to have it easy with all button visible on my 2 row super tool bar but know I have to click and hunt for the option I might be after.

      (And don't get me started on excel and access travesties)

      The simple fact is, tool bars did serve their purpose quite well and there has been no rational reason put forth to remove them completely.

      If the ribbon was an option then there would be NO PROBLEM - but the ribbon is mandatory and for some people it is a regressive step. The fact that this is somehow the users problem is a case study in the arrogance of developers/marketeers.

    68. Re:Pain by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1

      Little late to the discussion, but here. Get your old style menus back...

      Old menus

    69. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      But that's the point isn't it? I cannot see a way in which my current work environment benefits from touch. I also cannot fathom how my work environment could be improved to work with touch and still get my work done in a convenient fashion.

      And that's fine. Maybe you have the optimal tools for your job right now in front of you. But that doesn't mean someone else could use the tools touch provides for their job, or that someone else might think of a way to use touch for your particular job. Just because you personally can't imagine it means nothing.

      It also goes beyond touch. Metro is basically one full screen application... so basically WordPerfect 5.1 or Lotus 1-2-3.

      I wasn't really talking about metro specifically, but touch screens in general. But since you brought it up, as it stands, the desktop is still there for you. I don't know how metro will evolve in the future, but already it's well beyond Lotus 1-2-3 functionality, in terms of having apps side by side and running in the background. I imagine app management will change in future versions, but in the mean time that's why the desktop is still there.

    70. Re:Pain by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1
      I would have a lot more sympathy for you if the ribbon weren't completely customizable. All you point out a variety of idiosyncrasies with the way things are arranged. I can go through a menu system and point out just as many. Like how about in Open Office, something as simple and common as changing page orientation is buried in Format > Page > Page > Orientation. Or what about bibliographies? That's a mess. The bibliography database is under tools > bibliography database, but the actual bibliography tools are under insert > indexes and tables > bibliography entry. In the ribbon it's all centralized under the obvious tab: references. I could go on and on.

      This isn't a problem inherent with the menu or the ribbon, but a difficulty in organizing disparate functions into an arbitrary hierarchy. But that's why, since Office 2010, you can organize and change the ribbon exactly to your liking. You could never do this with the menus in Office 2003 and prior.

      the ribbon auto flips back to Home... OK, Ive got my boxes, now I want to color some of them in, click on a box - OH NO, now its taking me back to the Home tab again..what?

      I do not witness this behavior in Word 2013. Perhaps it's been fixed.

      The simple fact is, tool bars did serve their purpose quite well and there has been no rational reason put forth to remove them completely.

      They have not been removed completely. Most of the functionality you would want in a toolbar is taken care of by the quick access toolbar. You can pin anything you like there for one click, always visible access.

      If the ribbon was an option then there would be NO PROBLEM - but the ribbon is mandatory and for some people it is a regressive step.

      Mandatory? Who exactly is forcing anyone to use Office 2007+? You never had to move away from 2003. Microsoft even released a compatibility pack for Office XP and 2003 to open and save files in the new format. Or you can still use menus and toolbars in Libre Office or Open Office. That right there is your option to avoid the ribbon. So where's the problem?

      If you're somehow forced to do so for work, I suggest seriously considering customizing the default interface and adding your own ribbon with your most commonly used functions on it. It's much more flexible than you're making it out to be.

    71. Re:Pain by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's not about being resistant, it's that this is just less efficient. You're on desktoop but first you have to get to metro before you can start typing. And it may be a few key strokes until you get to the application. That's if you know the name of the application or utility. Whereas with the start menu you could go straight to browsing, seeing what's in administrative tools for example, finding the helpfile for the game that was installed (which doesn't show up as an app), etc.

      How about control panel? Not so easy for a novice to find this. There is a shortcut to it but it took me a week to find this, and only knew of it from a "here are more secrets about Windows 8" news article. When a windows install is new, that control panel gets used a lot and it was highly annoying to have to use the ridiculous charms bar to get to it.

      The All Apps view is just a broken UI design. You have to scroll through the whole thing whereas with the start menu you didn't have to see what was in Accessories unless you wanted to.

      The metro screen is not a start menu. By default the metro screen shows those stupid applets that no one will ever use. By default it only has a few installed desktop applications showing (depends on what you had installed when you upgraded). So you spend a lot of time getting to the "all apps". Sure you can customize your metro screen but that an extra inconvenient step that most average users won't do. It also does not have those extras that the start menu had; quick access to most/recently used applications, shortcuts to control panel, shutdown/restart, etc.

      Of course we're resistant to change when the change is bad.

    72. Re:Pain by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Mandatory? Who exactly is forcing anyone to use Office 2007+? You never had to move away from 2003. Microsoft even released a compatibility pack for Office XP and 2003 to open and save files in the new format. Or you can still use menus and toolbars in Libre Office or Open Office. That right there is your option to avoid the ribbon. So where's the problem?

      I've used the compatibility pack. It does two things: takes forever to load large documents (as in, 3-5 minutes) and breaks formatting in subtle ways. After exchanging a document with a colleague a few times I realized that no matter what I was going to have to upgrade because new laptops and work computers were using Office 2007 and making sure I wasn't smashing up other people's documents (and could see them correctly) was more important.

      Of course life being what it is, naturally the boss gets an iPad and starts using format converters which ruin all advanced formatting for iPad display anyway...

    73. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What features exactly are harder to access?

      View e-mail envelope headers in Outlook. I'll wait while you "discover" it.

      Oh look, the Ribbon has special icons which launch native dialogs for stuff they couldn't fit onto the Ribbon! Nice UI.

    74. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always sit on it and fart commands out your arse. I think a lot of programmers write code this way these days.

    75. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that keyboards and mice are obsolete and touch/kinect is the future. If you ask Microsoft, you should be using touch all the time even for typing large papers.

    76. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. OR, I can use Office 2003, with the add-on to let it read that god-forsaken .docx file. OR I can use Libreoffice.

      I guess it sucks for everyone that currently has the 'new' office with that shit ribbon, but me... hell, I'm still using Office 97. Hey, at least I can still play Pinball and the flight simulator.

    77. Re:Pain by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      It may hurt like hell to use a touch screen for hours, but that's what narcotic pain killers are for.

      Next: use only Genuine Microsoft(tm) branded narcotics to make the pain go away.

      Windows 8 can come with narcotics. Windows 9 can come with hallucinogens.

      Not that I am cynical and predict a Dystopian future.

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    78. Re:Pain by curtwelch · · Score: 1

      It seems to me the issue is screen location. For it to work well as a touch screen, it must lay flat on the table in front of you, like your keyboard. Not upright like a PC or laptop screen. If we have to hold our arms up for hours to manipulate the screen, of course it's going to hurt. For touchscreens to work well in a desk environment, we must arrange them as the desk surface and have workable arm rests as part of the configuration.

    79. Re:Pain by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Wow, 2007 called and wants it's (mostly) invalid arguments back.

      a) The ribbon can auto-hide, using no more space then a menu.

      b) As of Office 2010 (you know, two versions ago) you can customize the ribbon to put any features you want on the same tab.

      c) Apparently you don't actually use it, so you wouldn't actually know any of this stuff.

    80. Re:Pain by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      You were complaining about the space used by the ribbon, but the ribbon takes up no more space than two rose of toolbar buttons. Thus, we assumed you were complaining about not being able to hide the ribbon, which can easily collapse down to something the size of the menu item bar in old versions.

    81. Re:Pain by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Wrong. When you hide the ribbon, it collapses down to just the tab buttons. You click on the tab button and the ribbon drops down, without moving the document (the ribbon comes down on top of the upper part of the document). This works just like "auto-hide" taskbar.

      It's only if you change the ribbon back to "fixed" that it moves the document.

    82. Re:Pain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      No, the purpose of the ribbon is to bring more functionality to within 2 clicks. The number of features that are up front and visible to the user is drastically increased from Office 2003.

      This! You display the exact attitude that people find so off-putting about Microsoft.

      If people do not like the Ribbon, they are somehow marginalized. We who do not like it are wrong, either bacause we are stupid or just Luddites. The Ribbon, or W8, or Vista, or whatever Microsoft brings out, is just superior, and if you cannot see that, then you are obviously not very smart.

      I was in the situation where I had to use both, depending on who I was working with. There was a definite slowdown on the ribbon. And before you go into the "You must be an idiot" mode, because of...., I needed to show people the ribbon, and to have them use it use it. Same with the Normal menu version. Not to mention that I had to learn 2 versions of the software to do the same thing. But since Microsoft made me do that, there must be some reason that is better than just knowing one version.

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    83. Re:Pain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that people are so resistant to change that they haven't spent enough time figuring out how to use it.

      Resistance to change is always bad. I'm waiting for the OS that randomly resets all the commands every time I boot.

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    84. Re:Pain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      So what you are saying is that we must change, bedcause to not change is to be resistant to change?

      Which is to say that you are the ideal consumer. New product doesn't do anything the old one does, doesn't do it better. "But it's different, so I gotta have it!"

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    85. Re:Pain by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Dude. Stop, relax, take a breath.

      When on the All Apps screen, see in the lower right corner that - sign? Click it. Wow, all those icons collapse down to their parent folders.

      You can also use ctrl+scroll, or ctrl+minus, or pinch to zoom out if using touch.

    86. Re:Pain by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      No, the purpose of the ribbon is to bring more functionality to within 2 clicks

      What features exactly are harder to access?

      Spoken like a true mouse user. ;)

      I'm a keyboard guy and the ribbon sucks. There is a visible delay when I access the keyboard as I navigate the ribbon. On top of that, there is a persistent bug where I sometimes have to hit the alt key a second time before the ribbon responds. (It happens when you alt-tab back into Word. For instance, if you want to copy from another program and paste into Word.) Doing anything by keyboard is now harder because you usually have to press more keys. Take pasting unformatted text. It used to be alt-e --> s --> enter if I recall. Now it's alt --> (maybe alt a second time) --> h --> v --> s --> (maybe s a second time because the ribbon changes). Ewww. There is no finger memory that I can use and the program can't keep up with me. I have to slow down and watch it respond before I hit my next key. Between hitting more keys and the delay it drives me nuts.

      Want more? Let's suppose I'm trying to use keyboard to alter the way my page looks. (If they didn't want you to use a keyboard on the ribbon, why stick all those fancy letters on the screen when you hit the alt key, right?) How about landscaped with half inch borders all around, double spaced?

      Remove spacing not tied to font size: alt --> (maybe alt a second time) --> p --> sa --> enter 0
      Change to landscape: alt --> p --> o --> down arrow --> enter
      Half inch border: alt --> p --> m --> arrow down who knows how many times --> enter
      Double Space (which is tied to font size): alt --> p --> uhhhhh... now what?

      The double space is not accessible directly in the ribbon. Now we have to go hunt for it. I'll cut to the chase:

      alt --> p --> pg

      That last series of keystrokes brings up a dialog box with all sorts of options including a lot of things found in the ribbon. As a matter of fact, it's almost like it was in Word 97. Now, we I can do a alt-n --> d --> enter --> enter to finish up. Had I decided to remove the 10 point spacing, I could have done it two keystrokes (instead of 4) and had instantaneous response from the dialogue box instead of the hesitation that the ribbon gives.

      How about those hot keys? They used to be (sometimes) listed in the menu. A new user will never learn that Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V are hot keys for copy and paste. They might think all those ribbon keyboarding is great and do half a dozen to a dozen keystrokes instead of two. That hot key combination was shown right there in the menu. Even if I knew I was just going to do whatever it was over and over again for an hour and then never again, I could find out what that hot key was and save myself gobs of time.

      I will admit that sometimes even the old menu didn't provide all the hot keys. Did you know that indentions could be done by Ctrl-M? How about indent everything but the first line: Ctrl-T. Want to undo it? Add a shift key into the mix. Works nice with bullets too.

      Those features have been in Word for a long time, but buried in menus.

      That would be known as a poorly designed menu. Microsoft Word had a poorly designed menu even before the ribbons. Having quality stuff buried multiple layers deep was one of several issues they had. Their menus were not perfect, but in my opinions, the ribbon is a piece of crap for a keyboard fanatic.

      Let me ask this: What does a ribbon do that the old icons and menu system didn't do? Properly designed, I think menus and icons are better.

    87. Re:Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know how they took out the whole pivot wizard screen in excel and tucked it away into no menu? You *HAVE* to add it to the quick bar.

      Yeah.. the ribbon made some incredibly stupid decisions.

      Ever try to find the email header information in Microsoft Outlook after ribbon was introduced? What? it's that little small gray square that looks like I should click to drag in the corner of the ribbon tab panel ?? SO MUCH MORE INTUITIVE!

  3. in French... by fonske · · Score: 1

    touché
    A simple, to the point analysis, naming the problems with their name.
    I admit looking at the interface evolution with a lot of interest eg what are my kids going to prefer.
    My six year old doesn't seem to mind the keyboard though.

  4. The premise - are you kidding me? by fnj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what large vertical desktop displays even have touch screens? Sounds like they are talking about hardware that shows absolutely no sign of happening.

    1. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Mine. 32" Touhcscreen. I have 2 of them on my desktop.

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    2. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. Your new name and user ID number is below:

      GorillaArm(123222323287523984572398457)

    3. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by csumpi · · Score: 1

      Just look past the Apple logo. You might find treasures.

    4. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Acer T230h for example has a touch screen or PHILIPS 247E3LPHSU/00 or Iiyama ProLite T2250MTS. It's not like it's the norm right now on all monitors, but it's not exactly hard or expensive to get a monitor with a build in touchscreen either, those things can be had for 130€. If those things become more trendy with Windows8, we might see them becoming the norm and be simply a standard part for all display in the not so distant future.

    5. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's one. I also saw a Windows 8 22" touchscreen all-in-one somewhere.

      Large vertical touchscreens may not be plentiful, but there are some out there.

    6. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by dindi · · Score: 2

      The disgusting ones with the fingerprints, food, boogers and what not.... Took me some time to accept that laptop screens (if you really carry them) get dirty, dusty, sometimes scratched and what not. Then it was even harder to digest that unless I am constantly cleaning my iPad screen it will have smudges that have all kinds of funky colours in sunlight....

      I have zero tolerance for dirty screens. In fact when working at an office I often end up with a sign on the top of my monitors : "Look! Please don't touch!" - where needed. Probably cultural, but some people just feel the need to touch your screen, knock-knock of your screen, and I just find it extremely disrespectful and disturbing. I don't want to be looking at the letter that has the rainbow distortion of your fingerprint smudge over it :( yuck....

    7. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      they've been selling 20"+ touchscreen all in one pc's for a few years now.

      go to best buy, walmart, gigantti or something once in a few years sheesh..

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    8. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      but we are talking about software that is explicitly designed for touch - those large buttons, the full-screen-only interface, the swipe-from-the-side stuff that is all mouse un-friendly. Maybe Microsoft doesn't want us to use touch on desktop monitors, but then why id they foist this touch-focussed interface on us?

      I have a feeling Microsoft thinks that we'll all get surface PCs or touchscreen laptops to replace the old desktop, but they just haven't thought it through to reality. Even if I have a touchscreen laptop to replace the normal laptop, I still slap it in a dock when I'm at my desk.

    9. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by jamesl · · Score: 1

      So what large vertical desktop displays even have touch screens?

      Have you been in a bar, restaurant, retail checkout or hospital in the last five years?

      The message is not, "abandon your mouse/trackpad/eraserthingy." The message is use the best tool for the job you're doing.

      For a phone, touch is usually the best tool. For a tablet, touch is usually the best tool. For a laptop, touch is frequently the best tool. For a desktop, touch is occasionally the best tool. For specialized applications, touch is frequently the best tool.

      And until you've spent some time using a modern All-in-one with a large touch screen (in addition to the keyboard and mouse), you can't authoritatively comment one way or the other.

    10. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is most likely not completely retarded like most of you people or the article writer. What moron puts touchscreens vertical on a desk? Bet his lye flat or at a working angle like most people that use them for work use them.

    11. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In fact when working at an office I often end up with a sign on the top of my monitors : "Look! Please don't touch!" - where needed. Probably cultural, but some people just feel the need to touch your screen, knock-knock of your screen, and I just find it extremely disrespectful and disturbing.

      It is truly inexplicable how offended people get when you tell them not to touch your monitor. By the third or fourth time I accuse them of fat-fingering in most cases, but I generally start all sweetness and light. I would rather look through the glass and do work than look at the glass and be pissed and clean my monitor again and again and again.

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    12. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make and model please; want combo of touch and mouse on next computer

    13. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by dindi · · Score: 1

      Yep, they get all defensive and upset and they just don't get it.

      Surprisingly some technical people do it too. I worked with a guy for a few days once who was constantly chewing his nails (yuck). He would KNOCK on your laptop screen so hard the laptop moved, you could see the screen discolour, then you had this saliva-fingerprint magnifying various pixels. After I saw him doing this I NEVER showed anything to him on my laptop (even though it was a company laptop) and if I had to I connected an old CRT and kept my screen away from him.

      If it is a workplace computer, that sometimes you need to tolerate this, but when people touch my laptop (even the keys or my trackpad) I tend to clean the whole thing with an alcohol wipe in front of them. That sends the message and puts you on their shitlist :) but hey !!!! Go to a men's room and see how many guys don't bother to wash their hands :O after holding their junk ...

    14. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I just bought 2 of them for work, 22 inch viewsonics, multitouch, not that expensive, great for kisosk style software

    15. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by dindi · · Score: 1

      Forgot this: some people try to not touch your screen after you ask, but they might have a poor judgement on distances, or they do not regularly use their hands/fingers, or dunno what. So even the ones who know your "rule" sometimes touch when trying to touch... How in the hell this works in their heads is a mystery for me. ...

      At my last place I ended up taking everyone in our mini-conference rooms as I was sick of this behaviour. I worked there as a lead developer, so many people came to me with their ideas and issues and they were constantly poking at my 27 iMac. And that made me extremely pissed after some time :). I also removed every sitting opportunity/device (chairs, boxes, desks) from around my desk, so the only option was to go to a meeting room (effectively removing access noise from the developer room too)...

    16. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      http://h30094.www3.hp.com/product/sku/10287678/mfg_partno/E554632

      When you find the price you will utterly crap yourself. Most people drive cars that cost less than these things. And I got them for about $600 each in an auction. Like new.

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    17. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of bucks for a 1366x768 monitor. If I wanted such a thing, I'd just buy on of the cheap touch Windows 8 laptops.

    18. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is any of this going to work on my 46" monitor 5 ft away from me; in addition to a 32'? MS should look at the fact that many people now use their PCs as a multimedia/hi res gaming device with as large a screen that they can afford; and now a days LED TVs make great monitors!

    19. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that use case Microsoft would probably have you use a Kinect. I'm don't know if they have any UI controls for the Kinect in Windows 8, but I'm sure they'll get round to it by Windows 9, although knowing Microsoft, they may just try and push you to use an Xbox360/720 for your large-screen multimedia and gaming needs instead.

    20. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an actor on a TV show with CSI in the title?

    21. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      "Look! Please don't touch!" - where needed. Probably cultural, but some people just feel the need to touch your screen, knock-knock of your screen, and I just find it extremely disrespectful and disturbing. I don't want to be looking at the letter that has the rainbow distortion of your fingerprint smudge over it :( yuck....

      Yeah, I got a lecture from a fellow I was helping one day. Brushed against his screen. He yelped, drug out his little cleaning cloth and told me Don't ever do that again!"

      He really showed me. I listened to the rest of his problem, said "sorry" and walked away. His screen got my filthy cooties off of it, but he still had his problem.

      I don't like my screen to get dirty either. But just clean the fricken screen, or get counseling or something.

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    22. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It is truly inexplicable how offended people get when you tell them not to touch your monitor. By the third or fourth time I accuse them of fat-fingering in most cases, but I generally start all sweetness and light. I would rather look through the glass and do work than look at the glass and be pissed and clean my monitor again and again and again.

      It's just as inexplicable that people get so offended when someone has the nerve to touch their monitor. Works both ways, Mr Monk. That's why we have those nifty little cleaning towels.

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    23. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      but when people touch my laptop (even the keys or my trackpad) I tend to clean the whole thing with an alcohol wipe in front of them. That sends the message and puts you on their shitlist :) but hey !!!! Go to a men's room and see how many guys don't bother to wash their hands :O after holding their junk ...

      Yes, the message comes though loud and clear - They are dealing with an obsessive compulsive asshole.

      People shouldn't go around touching peoples computer screens, that is a given. But if you feel the need to go all germophobe on them, you have a much bigger problem than they do.

      You could try my tactic, someone touches my screen, I wait until they go, then clean it off. Oh, but that isn't quite as dramatic. Carry on soldier.

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    24. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's just as inexplicable that people get so offended when someone has the nerve to touch their monitor. Works both ways, Mr Monk. That's why we have those nifty little cleaning towels.

      Great, then if you slap your greasy fat fingers all over my screen, then you can use one of those nifty little cleaning towels to remove the refractive oil layer that you have placed there so that I don't have to do it. There's no reason why you should create more work for me because your powers of description are too poor to describe the screen elements that I need to examine. I guess you're one of the users that led Microsoft to develop the "point and grunt" interface.

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    25. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's just as inexplicable that people get so offended when someone has the nerve to touch their monitor. Works both ways, Mr Monk. That's why we have those nifty little cleaning towels.

      Great, then if you slap your greasy fat fingers all over my screen, then you can use one of those nifty little cleaning towels to remove the refractive oil layer that you have placed there so that I don't have to do it. There's no reason why you should create more work for me because your powers of description are too poor to describe the screen elements that I need to examine. I guess you're one of the users that led Microsoft to develop the "point and grunt" interface.

      Anger much? I don't touch screens, except on tablets. My point is that there are people who become wrapped around the axle when their screens are touched, and I think it is silly. I don't like it all that much if someone gets their prints on my screen either but I just wait until they leave, and then clean it. I don't throw them out of my office if I don't like their after shave, or if someone accidentally burps either.

      Seems like manners to me, but in this day and age, we like to get into each other faces because way to many of us consider manners a sign of weakness.

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    26. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't throw them out of my office if I don't like their after shave, or if someone accidentally burps either.

      I will throw someone out of my office if I don't like their aftershave — why should I be subjected to chemical attack because they can't be bothered to bathe or do laundry properly, and need to cover up the smell of their poor hygiene? Most such products are made with known toxics. Burping is OK, unless it's in my face.

      Seems like manners to me, but in this day and age, we like to get into each other faces because way to many of us consider manners a sign of weakness.

      Manners? How about don't touch what isn't yours. That's one of the first pieces of good manners you're ever supposed to learn. You're suggesting that ignoring bad manners is good manners? The first time or two I'm gracious. Afterwards, you're just being a bad person.

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    27. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Seems like manners to me, but in this day and age, we like to get into each other faces because way to many of us consider manners a sign of weakness.

      Manners? How about don't touch what isn't yours. That's one of the first pieces of good manners you're ever supposed to learn. You're suggesting that ignoring bad manners is good manners? The first time or two I'm gracious. Afterwards, you're just being a bad person.

      You are for some reason thinking that I ever condone people touching others touch screens as you accuse me of just that, even though you took the time to clip out part of my quote, where I said I do not. Here it is to refresh your memory:

      I don't like it all that much if someone gets their prints on my screen either but I just wait until they leave, and then clean it.

      But then that doesn't weigh into your argument that you seem to be wanting to have.

      And by the way, ignoring bad manners is often a very important part of good manners. You don't do it all the time, especially when there is intergroup conflict, but I have more important things to do than raise my blood pressure because of petty things like screens.

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    28. Re:The premise - are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sweet monitor, holy shit expensive.Time to start watching auctions.

  5. I don't want crap smeared on my screen by Naatach · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since you're on Slashdot, like me, you have no life and you probably eat lunch sitting at your desk with crap on your hands. I have no need to smear all that over my monitor. With tablets and phones, it's ok because you can grab a corner of your shirt and clean it off. I'm not going to flash my monitor to wipe off my burger grease.

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    1. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by the11thplague · · Score: 2

      I'm not going to flash my monitor to wipe off my burger grease.

      And that's why they are gonna patent windshield wipers...on computer screens!

    2. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those are called "windows(tm) wipers" From microsoft.

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    3. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by dindi · · Score: 1

      But I don't eat crap and if I have it on my hand I take it off before eating!

      But yes... I completely agree, I HATE HATE HATE when people touch my screen. But then again, I clean my glasses every hour (yellow gunnars rule, no prescription here) and go nuts when my screens have smudges.

      It is the rainbow distorted group of pixels that's left after a sweaty finger. YUCK

    4. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Lol. So you smear it over your keyboard instead?

    5. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. So you smear it over your keyboard instead?

      Welcome to /.

    6. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      That's oil, not necessarily sweat.

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    7. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the primary reason I can't use a touch screen on PC. I have a hard enough time with my 7inch tablet getting smeared. Even if you wash your hands a lot and use "self cleaning" screen films, all that does is slow the process down.

    8. Re:I don't want crap smeared on my screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a keyboard fetishist and I can't tell you how disgusting people treat their input devices. Its disgraceful. People should care for and manicure their equipment.

  6. wrong premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a bad argument. Touch screens are meant to complement keyboards and mice, not replace them. One can make the case of them being extremely practical in day-to-day work activities without interfering at all with how things are already done. It would be a welcome, and OPTIONAL addition. If you don't like 'em, don't use 'em. Simple as that.

    1. Re:wrong premise by GrpA · · Score: 1

      I've been using a touchscreen with my laptop for 8 years. I use a combination of mouse, trackpad and screen touch.

      I also find myself tapping my desktop monitor frequently, expecting it to work... So yeah, I'd love a touchscreen to augment my access.

      It's very convenient that way.

      GrpA

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    2. Re:wrong premise by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Is all ok, unless you design your user interface based on having just one of those input devices disregarding the others. I.e. Windows 8 gestures are ok in a touchscreen or with a mouse, but with a touchpad moving the pointer could be taken as a gesture and do something not intended.

    3. Re:wrong premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ouch screens are meant to complement keyboards and mice, not replace them.

      But you wouldn't know that from using the Win8 GUI- it feels like it's trying to force me into only using the touchscreen.

      One can make the case of them being extremely practical in day-to-day work activities without interfering at all with how things are already done.

      But that case has not yet been made. And this article points out one very obvious way in which it DOES interfere with how things are done.

      I remember when 3-D graphics were first getting big. Everybody was talking about how soon the GUI would be a full-blown 3D environment, instead of the basically 2D one we still use. It didn't catch on because there wasn't any real advantage to using it for your basic OS functions. Yes, it's very nice to have a 3D API available at the OS level for applications to use, and it would be very nice to have the same thing with a touchscreen interface. But that doesn't mean you have to make the OS itself use that type of interface.

    4. Re:wrong premise by ClaraBow · · Score: 1

      Are you tapping on the screen because you keep losing the curser? If you shake the monitor the curser will center itself at 0,0. Try it -- shake it, but don't stir it :)

    5. Re:wrong premise by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's problem is that it just doesn't know how to do more than one thing. They want everything to look the same everywhere. Metro might be okay for phones and hand-held tablets. It's not okay for desktops. In fact, neither is Gnome Shell or whatever that monstrosity from Ubuntu is called... unity or something?

      There is nothing WRONG with icons and windows and like that. Maybe there could be a better way to do it, but I don't think anyone has come up with one yet.

      I remember the earlier Windows mobile attempts. Start button and all were there. PalmOS was king at the time and they couldn't wrap their heads around why. Using the technology of the day it was quite perfect. They were light, slim and effective. Microsoft comes along and starts pushing these dense, heavy bricks with ridiculously low battery life. Why?! Why does it have to look like desktop windows? Why does it have to be so heavy? It's like they only know how to do it one way and can't imagine a new one.

      Even now, Microsoft struggles like hell to make something small and light. Why?!

      Let's be generous saying that Win32, released in the early 90's (1993 right?) started about what? 20 years ago now? It's not the same as it was then... it's completely different... and yet somehow rather compatible with really old software. It has grown huge and slow. It has depended upon the steady growth of processor and memory speed and capacity over the years. It was not a very forward-thinking idea to follow that trend in hind-sight was it? People are still getting about the same amount of work or play done but needing a LOT more power to make it happen and it just can't scale down.

      Meanwhile, Linux was also stated in the early 90's and has grown steadily as well. But it doesn't depend on any particular hardware or any particular configuraiton at all. It's a kernel and things are built around that kernel. Okay, Linux doesn't fit on a floppy any longer, but it's still light enough to run on some very modest hardware and it's proven time and time again. But not only does it scale down, it scales up as well! It's huge and it's tiny. Why is this "hobbyist" kernel from which whole OS distros are built able to do things Microsoft simply cannot?!

      I'm not convinced that Microsoft can't do this. So I ask, why they are unwilling to. They have a LOT of frikken money. A LOT. Is it arrogance that they think they don't need to reboot themselves? Is it something they are lacking? Fear of change? Fear of trying something new -- the same reason there are so many movies which are just sequels and remakes of old successes? What is it?!

      Windows RT shows some promise but by all things I have seen they are still thinking WinTel when they should be thinking of all new things and ideas. And like DEC Alpha, MIPS and PowerPC, support for not Wintel processors just won't live long because they want everything to "be the same." Well guess what? Users are okay with their phones and tablets not looking like their desktops. What "problem" is Microsoft looking to solve?

    6. Re:wrong premise by dindi · · Score: 1

      When you have an iPad (especially a black one) and a macbook (especially the pro that has an edge like an ipad) you end up doing this after using the ipad for an extended period of time. Never happens on my macbook air (silver metallic edge and my white iPad) though :)

      My son (almost 4) tends to come at my macbook trying to tap on things. He is used to my old, black iPad and expects the screen to be touch :)

    7. Re:wrong premise by gtall · · Score: 1

      Because making something small and light means MS's profit will be small and light. So they go towards cramming everything under the hood in the hopes that people will continue to feel like they are getting their money's worth. Apple gets away with their profit margins because they pay attention to detail (forgetting Apple maps for now) and people actually will pay for software married well with hardware. Linux and MS have taught people that software has no value, hence Linux has been tough to monetize and MS has their current problems.

    8. Re:wrong premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is the only thing I hate about win8 and the synaptic driver let me disable it...

  7. It's not just gorilla arm that will do Metro in by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Informative

    I use my iPad regularly for work, for extended periods of time sometimes. As an extremely portable platform, it isn't all that bad for typing larger amounts of text, though it is not ideal. I've tried using it as a mini laptop by standing it upright and using a Bluetooth keyboard. That's the setup that Microsoft envision, apparently. And you know what? Turns out the thing that I've been missing most on my iPad when using it standalone for typing/drawing isn't a keyboard. It's a mouse, or at least a trackpad. A mouse offers precision and speed; no click and hold necessary since a mouse has buttons. A touchscreen is more useful on other cases perhaps, but or a lot of common tasks it can't beat a mouse.

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  8. the worst thing about the proliferation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    of touch screens is that the long-honored convention of not touching a desktop monitor screen seems to be flying out the window. Seems like three times a week I have to resist the urge to break an arm as one of my co-workers puts their greasy finger prints on my screen.

  9. Gorilla Arm is a debunked argument from the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Touchscreens are doing just fine.

    1. Re:Gorilla Arm is a debunked argument from the 80s by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      So far (in the time after year 2000), touch screens were usually on smartphones, tablets and lately some laptops. No need for horizontally extended arms there.

      With the combination of desktop and 24" screen, the distance is larger and the problem will reappear. I also don't see ditching myself the desktop anytime soon.

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    2. Re:Gorilla Arm is a debunked argument from the 80s by belgianguy · · Score: 1

      IMO it's also in the usage scenarios, mobile usage is usually bursty as in short period, heavy touch usage and then a long period of nothing which allows for recuperation of energy and which lets the muscles rest.

      Office work is usually stretched over multiple hours with a little less usage in average but rarely no usage at all, the absence of pure rest for your muscles for longer periods of times might influence an office worker in very negative ways. Once you get any sort of pain or inflammation, you'll be incapacitated in doing your job. By becoming tired, other factors get influenced as well, you become less cogent, which means that you might not always remember what was under your finger when touching something as you cannot see what your finger covers. Or when your muscles start tiring, your precision could suffer as you try certain arm positions that do not use a certain painful muscle. And this would incapacitate an office worker even further.

    3. Re:Gorilla Arm is a debunked argument from the 80s by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      What bollocks. I'm at work right now. My muscles get a good rest while I casually scroll through slashdot. I use a scroll wheel on the left side of the keyboard to give my mouse hand a rest.

  10. It's just addative, not a replacement by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Just like the mouse didn't replace the keyboard, touch input isn't going to replace the mouse, but rather augment it. There are things that a mouse is much better suited for, and therefore it won't go away. But in a couple years, all new computers will have touch capability. Smart people will use touch when it makes sense. Some people will forgo the mouse completely. Some people won't use the touch at all. But it will be there.

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    1. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by slickepott · · Score: 2

      The problem would be that windows 8 makes the touch interface a default from what I see. So touch interface that allows for mouse and keyboard?

      And yes I know it's not that bad, but I do think the default for a desktop pc is wrong.

    2. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that Windows 8 has largely broken the existing interface.

      I just bought a Windows 8 laptop without a touchscreen. Regardless of what the mindless hoards think, I realize that a touchscreen doesn't add to the usability of the computer for the tasks I wish to do. (FYI, I spent almost a decade designing and developing Point-Of-Sale software for touchscreen computers, so I have plenty of experience with them.)

      It took only a few hours to realize that Windows 8 couldn't make up its mind about whether my gestures were intended to be a minor action (moving the pointer over an inch to press a button) or a new, major action (switching to the previous application). Before the end of the day, I wiped Win8 off of the machine and installed Win7. I won't "upgrade" unless and until Microsoft makes it reasonable to turn off the Metro interface.

      For the time being, I'm more or less stuck running some version of Windows. If Microsoft continues to force its users to use "The Interface Formerly Known As Metro", I will either stick with Win7. If that becomes impractical, I'll switch to Linux.

    3. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by Eirenarch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This!

      I've been using Windows 8 on a touch enabled ultrabook and I LOVE it. I regularly stretch my arm to my regular desktop monitor and remember that it does not have touch. Of course I do not use only touch. I use keyboard and trackpad but some operations (specifically scrolling and zooming in the browser) are so much easier with touch than they are with the trackpad. Sometimes I even start and close apps with touch. I am not even talking about metro apps (which are mostly useless at this point). I am talking about regular Windows. After using it for a while I am sure touch is here to stay at least in the ultrabook and laptop form factor.

    4. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by Eirenarch · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. "Default" in this case means you have to press the Windows key to get to the desktop. Big deal!

    5. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't know how important touch is until you have a convertible tablet with wacom+touch. Pen comes near, touch is disabled, you draw. Pen goes away, now you can drag, zoom, rotate, etc. And you don't need to attach a mouse or a keyboard to it to do everything you need to do.

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    6. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      The track pad as a kludge to fix the problem of having something convenient on a portable laptop to drive the GUI has always been a poxy interface. Thats why people with common sense always buy a mouse of some kind to go with their laptop. Only a moron would use a laptop for extended or creative use using the touch pad alone.

      I sit here typing on my cheap wireless keyboard, scrolling through the posts with the scroll wheel on my mouse I am reading a full sized monitor at one end of the kitchen table - these flat screen monitors and second hand laptops are brilliant, you can fill the house with them without them getting in the way. Best thing of all is that the cloud and the NAS server mean that it doesn't matter which machine I log into.

      What would I want a smartphone for in the hour or two a day I am either not in the office or the home? I suppose one would be handy for cheating in the quiz in the local bar or maybe for providing my location information to the government?. A smartphone is a toy version of everything else I use to interact with the digital world with, its only fashionable right now because businesses are making a ton of money out of all the plebs who think they need one to maintain their social status.

      Oh I have no doubt that when we have artificial intelligence in the cloud it will be useful to maintain an always on connection with our digital estates, its just that I can wait for that to happen without spending my money on smartphones.

      In this respect Win 8 is a tiresome aberration along the way and I strongly resent the way it will screw up my desktop if it doesn't get fixed.
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    7. Re:It's just addative, not a replacement by Eirenarch · · Score: 1

      While it is true that the trackpad is a proxy interface it is a fact that it is in every laptop (ultrabooks, convertibles, etc.) I am lying in bed right now and typing this and I cannot imagine where I would put a mouse. Also if I am on a desk and using a laptop keyboard I would prefer to use touch to scroll or zoom instead of move my hand to the mouse. Moving your hand from the keyboard to the mouse is often harder than moving it to the screen.

  11. Don't touch my screen! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I already get irate if someone feels the need to molest my screen with his greasy, grubby paws. Now these imbeciles should have an excuse for it? No way.

    Seriously, that's more a reason to avoid touch screens at all cost more than gorilla arm syndrome could.

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    1. Re:Don't touch my screen! by houghi · · Score: 1

      I hate it when people DON'T touch my screen when they want to point something out on my screen. Instead they point from somewhere behind me and say 'Look here'.
      I then have to guess what they are pointing at, taking in consideration the angle I am looking at and the angle they are looking at.

      Touch the screen already, so we know both what we are talking about and we can get on with our work.

      If the screen is dirty, I will clean it. I do that about once a month. Perhaps where you are work, people are very dirty. I work in an average office, where people are standard clean.

      Oh and if it is easier, please take over my mouse and keyboard as well. I care more about the job then about a smear on my screen. If a smear on the screen would happen, I rather take the extra 10 seconds to clean the screen then the extra 5 minutes to explain where we were looking at.

      There is a solution for you. Install a second mouse for 'guests' that they can use to go around on your screen or give them a laser pointer.

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    2. Re:Don't touch my screen! by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 1

      Thank you, finally somebody how understands me! Finger-prints all over the screen is disgusting.

      And if they really have to point at something, it's far better to use the back of a pen, or similar. That way my view is not obstructed by half an arm.

    3. Re:Don't touch my screen! by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 1

      The back of a pen is sufficient to point at something. No need to smear grease all over my screen. I've tried to wash it away, but it doesn't get properly clean; not like a pristine out-of-the box look anyway.

    4. Re:Don't touch my screen! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Everyone at work has at the very least one pencil with him all the time. If you do not, I will gladly offer you my pen for your pointing needs.

      As do I if I come over to you and have to point to something on your screen.

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  12. re: "debunked" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [citation needed]

  13. What is gorilla arm? by jkrise · · Score: 2

    Is it like the sweaty Ballmer's Arms? Or would that be Monkey-Arm?

    Why would Ballmer be taking such a big risk to destroy Windows completely? Is he insane, or just way too much over-confident that whatever shit he imposes on his billion-strong user base, they will just lap it up for ever? Why not make 'touch' an option for those who like it, and continue with the Classic keyboard-mouse interface for the rest of the sane computing world?

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    1. Re:What is gorilla arm? by johnlcallaway · · Score: 0

      I would like for the jury to turn their attention to other Microsoft 'innovations' here on the table. You will find Windows ME, Windows Vista, Windows 8, Surface, Zune, Media Center, and Microsoft Cordless phone. There are many more, but these should suffice for the purposes of this trial. You will notice that Microsoft has plenty of ideas, but is rarely able to find something that people want or need. These products are all 'pretty', but upon closer inspection you will find that Microsoft seemed to be more interested in creating something pretty than something that actually worked and worked well. Often times, using a product was met with frustrations non-standard operations were confusing. Or things were made so simple that intelligent people had to use more effort to use them.

      On this table are successful Microsoft products .. Windows, Excel, Word, and Powerpoint. What you will notice is that these products were not truly innovative, they already existed. But became very popular because they worked well, and worked well together.

      Your decision in this matter is clear. Microsoft has a very low success rate when developing new products, but is able to take ideas that other people have, fine tune them, and create better products. Please find in favor of the plaintiffs and approve this injunction that forbids Microsoft from every trying to create something new ever again so as to stop wasting money so we can have lower prices. They will only be allowed to improve their own successful products or copy some other product, as long as they keep the way things currently work the same while adding new features, or changes to existing features will only be allowed if the user 'Opts In', instead of the current method of having to dig through endless, non-intuitive screens to find a box to click to revert back.

      Thank you for your service.

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    2. Re:What is gorilla arm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have somebody hug you and keep your arms down with his arms. Now try as hard as you can, to lift your arms. Really force it. Then tell him to release you. Tadaa! Gorilla arms! :P

    3. Re:What is gorilla arm? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      because they saw it as the only way to get developers and apps for the Windows Phone OS. The reason for that is because without a phone presence of sufficient size they'd slowly lose not only the tablet market but also more and more of the desktop. Unlike any other company, Microsoft is 100% reliant on one product, the desktop computer. Sure they make over 30% of their profits from the server but without the server being tied at the hip with the Windows desktop, and visa-versa, they would lose all control of that market and quickly become just another player and lose billions in profits annually.

      All this Windows 8 desktop UI change is about forcing, via still owning pre-loading channels, a new API platform on millions so they can market to developers to get on board those APIs and make applications which will also run on the Windows Phone phones and Windows based tablets. It is still all about developers, developers, developers as Monkey Boy once ranted in public.

      LoB

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    4. Re:What is gorilla arm? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What does he care? He's got enough money even if MS goes belly up. Even if he doesn't have enough money, a failed exec of a large company is a hot commodity and will get a seat on many boards.

  14. bollocks by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

    I've used touch screens on stationary devices for ages. Think things like information kiosks, "whiteboard" like situations and similar. Oh wait, you mean personal stationary devices?

    OK, I'm sure that there are many applications for stationary touch screens on 'personal computers'.
    Example: Two designers manipulating something on the screen. There's only one mouse, and sometimes it's easier to just turn things around using a finger or stylus rather than pass the mouse across.
    Example: Sometimes I'm reading something, and it's just easier (or perceived to be quicker) to point the stylus at the screen rather than manipulate the mouse.
    Example: An older person with not so fine-motor control. Rather than move the darn mouse, just click with your finger!

    I'm sure you can come up with other examples.

    The point is, the touchscreen does not replace the mouse, just like the mouse did not replace the keyboard. And just like voice hasn't and won't replace the keyboard. The various input methods compliment each other.

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    1. Re:bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might very well be true in theory, but not in Windows 8. Following your rationale, then they should have integrated all the touch-oriented extras into _one_ Windows without bolting on a touch-first UI that looks nothing like the Windows people were used to, creating two disjoint halves that each have their own UI styles, limits and possibilities.

      That rebukes your point that these inputs are to be symbiotic and complimentary, the one place where this symbiosis should have shined is now an agreed on schizophrenic system that expects you to do touch gestures and cues with your mouse and which expects you to hunt for your Desktop 'App' with your fingers to change a setting which cannot be set from the Modern UI side of things.

    2. Re:bollocks by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      What 'nerd' or 'geek' actually gives a shit about MS Windows 8? No one is being forced to use it at work, because all the big organizations are still stuck on MS Windows XP, or have just moved to MS Windows 7. No one is forced to use it at home, there are no games that are MS Windows 8 only, they'll still run on MS Windows 7 or earlier. So who gives a shit?
      I don't run MS Windows at all. OK, so I have a copy of MS Windows 7 on my computer that I haven't gotten around to blowing away yet, but I don't use it. I use GNU/Linux, and for me, touch just works and compliments my other input devices. (Not perfectly by any means, but that's a software and user issue: I just need to play with mouse gestures some more I think.) Sure on some shitty MS OS touch might be integrated poorly, but I don't give a shit.

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    3. Re:bollocks by ineffablepwnage · · Score: 1

      Example: An older person with not so fine-motor control. Rather than move the darn mouse, just click with your finger!

      That's when you adjust the mouse sensitivity. That will do a lot more to help a person with poor fine-motor control on a smaller screen than a touch interface will. You can set it so that you have to move your mouse 2 feet to get it across the screen, while a 10 inch tablet/laptop hybrid with small icons restricts you to those 10 inches.

    4. Re:bollocks by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If you've got a touchpad instead of mouse, Windows 8 starts to act really weird at times. Ie, it may think you're dragging from the side when all you were doing was trying to move the mouse.

  15. What touch screen? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is also failing because there are not very many touch screens out there. Who wants to upgrade their hardware just to put a new OS on it? Even the hardware that is ONLY AVAILABLE with Windows 8 thanks to Microsoft's illegal and anti-competitive practices often enough does not come with a touch screen.

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    1. Re:What touch screen? by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's failing because people think they need a touch screen to use Windows 8. It works just fine without a touch screen.

  16. Mouse over drop downs by djl4570 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The biggest problem I have with my Galaxy Tab is sites that rely on mouse over messages and mouse over drop down menus. Since there is no mouse cursor, I can't activate the message or drop down. nfl.com is a good example of this. You can navigate to "scores" easily but getting to "standings" is problematic. All of the sites that rely on a mouse cursor or Flash can be rebuilt to support tablets but I'm not sure this is an improvement.
    The lack of mouse over messages is a problem with icons as well. If I don't know what an ambiguous icon does, the only way to find out is to poke the icon or wade through documentation.

    1. Re:Mouse over drop downs by Conspicuous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The N900 browser used to have a feature where you could swipe your finger over the left edge of the screen and get a mouse cursor that would follow your finger. Not massively convenient, but it actually made it possible to use a lot of sites with the kinds of problems you describe.

      I'm surprised no other touchscreen systems have copied this feature

    2. Re:Mouse over drop downs by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 1

      I think the Nexus 7 will generate a hover event (instead of a click event) if you hold your finger down on the same spot for a long enough period of time. I don't know if that you works on the Galaxy Tab, but I thought it was worth mentioning. I was just reading about similar problems with hover events on the iPad yesterday.

    3. Re:Mouse over drop downs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know how it is on the Android browsers, but on my ipad when an item has mouse over content, then one click will activate that content, and a second click will activate the link. It's very easy actually.

    4. Re:Mouse over drop downs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is more a problem of crappy designers and/or developers not thinking about touch screens. It isn't hard to build graceful degradations for UI's that rely on hover actions, but one must consider it or else the experience will be very frustrating.

    5. Re:Mouse over drop downs by djl4570 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. The drop down menu is displayed under the "open in new tab" drop down some of the time. I'll try it on other sites as I find them.

  17. Are they goddamn mutants? by paiute · · Score: 2

    Do the decision makers at Microsoft not have any rotator cuffs? Because just the thought of reaching out to touch a desktop monitor all day makes mine start to ache.

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    1. Re:Are they goddamn mutants? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Do the decision makers at Microsoft not have any rotator cuffs? Because just the thought of reaching out to touch a desktop monitor all day makes mine start to ache.

      the guys who made these decisions.. .... don't use a computer. they tell other people to draw pictures.

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    2. Re:Are they goddamn mutants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, equal opportunity employers. They are training for a cubicle room full of deaf people. Not swayed by noisy coworkers, perfectly trained to gesture all day.

      This is the future. They are preparing for it by being deaf to users' requirements.

  18. Um, we knew this over 50 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ever hear of SAGE? You know, that massive, graphically driven computer to control nuclear weapons?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-Automatic_Ground_Environment

    You know, the computer system that started even before Sputnik was launched? (So no, we don't have computers because of NASA, OK?)

    It used a light gun. Same complaint. Arm hurts. This is the problem with ignorance of history. Not only do you get people with weird beliefs about the origins of technology, (like the often-repeated myth that only space can cause technology when it's the other way around) but you forget important lessons.

  19. Simple solution... by jcr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Touch screens and light pens suck on a vertical surface. Mount the display on about a 30 degree slope, like a sheet of paper on a drafting table, and the gorilla arm problem goes away.

    I like my iPad, and the iPad mini has its place, but I really want to see iOS devices that are far larger, like standard B, C, and D sheets.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, then you have to deal with another problem, in that your arms and hands start to obscure the data on the screen. This problem is further exacerbated by the fact that the controls themselves will have to be necessarily larger because fingers are not as precise as a mouse cursor.This is already a known problem with tablets (so much so that drawing apps have to enable "dead areas" where input is ignored from parts of the screen because that's where most people rest their palms)

      I'd rather my screen be mostly used to display data rather than trying to be an input device as well.

    2. Re:Simple solution... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Useless. When a piece of paper on a drawing board is tilted the advantage is that you can rest your hand or wrist on it while writing, drawing or painting with the appropriate implement.

      With a touch screen any body part that makes contact registers a touch, so leaning on it is out unless you employ a mahl stick or some similar contrivance.

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    3. Re:Simple solution... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Useless. When a piece of paper on a drawing board is tilted the advantage is that you can rest your hand or wrist on it while writing, drawing or painting with the appropriate implement.

      With a touch screen any body part that makes contact registers a touch, so leaning on it is out unless you employ a mahl stick or some similar contrivance.

      Try a wacom+touch digitizer and your whole attitude will change. Bring a wacom tool near (pen or airbrush) and touch shuts off. Take it away, touch comes back. The only problem is that if you could get one in a drafting table size it would cost more than a car, but you can actually get a Fujitsu Lifebook T900 for less than one of those magic Wacom displays. Granted, we're talking about a 12 or 13" screen, something like that, but it's pretty goddamned spiffy and you can get it with an i7. My lady's notebook is faster than my six-core desktop :p

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    4. Re:Simple solution... by submeta · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. Jeff Han's 2006 demo (predating the iphone by a year and a half) shows the power of a multitouch drafting table (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiS-W9aeG0s). How badass would it be for editing video, page layouts, working with maps, etc? Not to mention some novel interface for writing code... Steve Jobs didn't really rule this out, he simply pointed out the problem with vertical screens ("Touch surfaces don't want to be vertical." - http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-jobs-touch-screen-mac-2010-10). The first thing I did when playing with Windows 8 on the 23" screen at Best Buy was flip it down to this orientation, and it was actually pretty cool to use (although too small in this context). It could work well in conjunction with mice/stylus/trackpads for the occasional high-accuracy work. I was mostly surprised that Microsoft beat Apple to market on this one (although the hardware is still really lacking). I wonder if all the talk of an "Apple Television" could be a smokescreen for parts acquisition for such a device.

    5. Re:Simple solution... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Algorithms and heuristics can be used to detect the palm and not register it as a touch point. Otherwise, if you're using a sylus, you can disable the capacitive touch sensor when the stylus is in range of the digitizer. My Dell Latitude XT from 2008 did this, and worked great when writing directly on the display.

    6. Re:Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the real world where Microsoft wants to sell things, people have a bunch of what we call "desks" that they balance "desktop" computers on. Sometimes, despite all the promises and efforts of the last 30-40 years of technological advancement, people also use these "desks" for "paper".

      So when everyone gets rid of regular desks and paper and we start using huge angled paperless desks, then Gorilla-Arm is a problem.

      The funny thing is, Windows 8 would be horrible on a huge (say 40"+) angled desktop. Can you imagine 40" fullscreen metro apps? Gag.

  20. It will happen once costs are marginalized... by knarf · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly certain touch will become a stock feature on any display once the cost of adding it has become marginal. That does not mean it will be the only input source, or even the main input source. It does not need to be as long as it does not cost (much) more to have a touch-enabled screen - which it won't once the feature is embedded in the actual display panel/controller combination.

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  21. Article is pure postulation. by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Stop propagating the myth Steve Jobs started that few people bother to test first hand.

    Here's some articles from people who actually USED Windows 8:

    Surprisingly, touchscreen laptops don't suck

    Touchscreens and the Myth of Windows 8 ‘Gorilla Arm’

    1. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And if you wanted an article that actually intelligently criticized Windows 8 instead of that completely unscientific article from Scientific American:

      Windows 8 — Disappointing Usability for Both Novice and Power Users

    2. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A comment from somebody who actually READ those articles:

      Yes, the article titles are very positive, but the articles themselves are not. The first does an excellent job of pointing out good things like how the touch interface compliments the mouse and keyboard, saying that you don't use the touch screen enough to get tired arms. Later, the article covers how more and more things work better by touch. Opening applications, switching applications, zooming, scrolling. Basically proving the point that, in fact, your arms will be stretched out touching the screen.

      The second lists all of the problems:

      1. Few touchscreens out there, and for years most still won't have them.
      2. Windows 8 does not handle high resolution screens making the touch interface difficult.
      3. Buying these things is crazy confusing.

      Both ignore the obvious negatives:

      1. fingerprints
      2. undocumented ui
      3. no getting started tutorial
      4. everything else you've read in the comments to this and other stories

      Other than that, those articles are glowing endorsements for Windows 8.

    3. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer reviews from time.com? I think that is like buying a new sports car based on reviews from Martha Stewart.

    4. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry to bust your bubble Mr Guangdong-gou.

      This "myth" existed a lot longer than Steve Jobs. People have been using large touchscreens to varying degrees since the 70s, and a lot of UX work has gone in to it. Angle of the device to prevent repetitive stress syndrome specifically. I'm sorry that you may not remember much before the 90s (or this decade?), but this isn't new. It's just new in the sense of it being forced onto the PC.

      But no, good on you to take a stab at Apple here. I bet that makes a fine highschool graduate as yourself feel a lot more alpha-geek.

    5. Re:Article is pure postulation. by n6mod · · Score: 1

      And both of those articles are based on using Windows 8 on touchscreen *notebooks*, where your hands are already close to the screen. Desktops are another matter entirely.

      Gorilla arm is real, we had an HP 150 for a while.

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    6. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opinions of course. My personal one - I have a windows 8 laptop. Don't really like windows 8, but with the help of some aftermarket shell software have made it tolerable. Despite claims to the contrary you are still forced into metro for some tasks (at least without a better shell than I am using).

      I've tried it on touchscreen laptops. Better, but still not magically better. Gesture controls are excessively finicky and non-intuitive. I would frequently get the charms bar and whatever they call the left bar popping up unexpectedly, or doing an action I didn't want.

      I've tried it on RT tablets. It was surprisingly BAD. Why? Because it still has the desktop in there, and navigating the desktop with touch is horrible. Opening, closing, minimizing, moving, etc on the desktop with a touchscreen does not work well at all.

      Microsoft's attempt to merge the desktop and touch devices has resulted in an abomination that works poorly on both.

    7. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is not that hard usually. You can completely ignore Metro 99% of the time because there is absolutely nothing of worth there. Go to the desktop and stay there. But to do so you do have to learn some shortcuts, or figure out how to use charms bar, or occasionally head to metro to go to all-apps jsut to get a program started that you don't have as a shortcut. I think you can create a shortcut to the start menu (it still exists but you have to navigate to it). Or get a third party add-on. It's just a bit annoying while getting the hang of having some missing vital features.

    8. Re:Article is pure postulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for this. I enjoy Win 8 but the points made in this article are excellent and valid. It took me a few days to get used to Win 8 and I like the changes it has made but most users wouldn't have grown so fond of it as easily and I recognize this and so does the author of that article. And he based his opinions on not just his own experience but also on principles. Good for him, thank you very very much.

  22. Completely missed it by rikkards · · Score: 1

    Microsoft could probably care less if touch doesn't take off. It's Kinect that they want to flourish. Why smear across the screen when you can switch between apps with the wave of an arm

    1. Re:Completely missed it by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      And the same wave might also close the document you're working on, email your recent photos to your boss and format your hard drive. I can't wait.

  23. PC concept fades away? = force-fed bullshit. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until the PC concept fades away entirely

    Lol. Yeah, there will be this time when we stop using personal universal information processing machines, because we love shiny locked-down fixed-functionality rocks... err, I mean appliances... so much! It will be called "the age of the digital caveman". ;)

    Rarely has somebody failed so hard as this guy. ^^

  24. Cheeto fingers by vlad30 · · Score: 0

    Its much harder to clean fingerprints of a bigger screen than to swipe your phone on your shirt

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  25. At least 3rd wave by vlm · · Score: 1

    what killed touch computing during its first wave in the early 1980s

    The PC era stuff they're talking about is At Least the third wave.

    The first wave was in the 60s/70s very fuzzy was not there to see it.

    The second wave was around 1980 in the pre-PC era. Basically, light pens. The end user need not be informed nor know the difference nor need the UI be modified to "touch" vs light pen.

    Having lived thru it, there were three classes of light pens around 1980. One was exotic mhz class light sensors that "watched" the phosphor and the video waveforms, and correlated them together to give a simple X Y coordinate. I have no experience with them. I believe Apple had hardware for this?

    The next class is "digital" with weird interfaces. My father had a light pen for a TRS80 model3 which used the cassette port and I believe it operated like a modem, where a 0 on the cassette port was 1100 hz and a 1 was 2200 hz or whatever, so a simple light controlled oscillator fed into the cassette input was fast, simple, and worked pretty well. It was not my hardware so I may be off in some details, although I am 100% certain it interfaced via the cassette interface. UI was much cruder than the hardware system above, and amounted to illumate/flash a square on the screen, do you see light? If so the pen is touching, if not, try flashing the next square. Worked pretty well, and fast, for 1 of n selections where n is less than 5 or so, not so good for full screen.

    The next class, which I actually built and used for my radio shack color computer, was a simple light detector feeding into an analog input. Probably a joystick axis. This amounts to a CdS cell and a resistor in a model rocket cardboard adapter tube and some cabling. Identical software to above. Back in the olden days, home computer analog inputs were very crude and slow, so this was quite a bit slower than the cassette input 1100 hz or whatever device above. But it did work.

    There were other gadgets mostly I/O prohibitive that amounted to a frame around a screen and flashing IR LEDs and looking at phototransistor outputs. Serious reflection problems, resolution problems, uses tons of I/O. Pretty fast, if done right, however. I suppose in the modern era, its too expensive to make a "touch" screen material when you could use two webcams and what amounts to something like a crude version of kinect software.

    The main problem with touch-ish interfaces in 1980, oddly enough, was the same gorilla arm problem so recently discovered in 2013. Who ever would have guessed human anatomy would evolve so little in a mere two generations. As the endless wheel of IT revolves, as this technology is "reinvented" every decade or so, we'll make the same discovery that it sucks in 2020, 2030, 2040, 2050, repeat into infinity. Also the "human-computer" bandwidth of the UI was ridiculously slow, you could do more with a keyboard in 10 seconds than a touch/light screen in a minute, and back then people believed learning should provide rewards, rather than the modern "all are and will forever be noobs" and "trophies for all, equally" and all that garbage.

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    1. Re:At least 3rd wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah; "gorilla arm" killed the light pen in the '60.

      99.99% of what people learn has to be re-learned by everyone else independently.

      That 0.01% is called 'progress'.

  26. Hey Microsoft, human factors ALWAYS come first. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    The fact that Microsoft missed something this *basic* doesn't exactly bode well for the future of the company. HUMANS matter. Machines don't.

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    1. Re:Hey Microsoft, human factors ALWAYS come first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nottin' a little gift from the flying chair division won't fix...

  27. Hung fire for forty years? REALLY? by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    Vertical desktop touch screens have been with us since at least 1972. The University of Illinois' PLATO project didn't just deploy them on a significant scale, it exposed impressionable students to them.

    Since then, many perfectly good touchscreen technologies have been available, commercially, and have been widely deployed e.g. in kiosks. And GUI software support behind them, e.g. Windows for Pen Computing, GO, etc. has been around for two decades.

    Meanwhile, successful deployments of touchscreen technology have been widespread since, let's say, 1997 and the Palm Pilot--but always on small, handheld, horizontal-screen devices.

    If large vertical touchscreens are really usable for sustained periods of time, and if they really add something of substantial value to mouse point-and-click GUI's, I find it very, very hard to believe they wouldn't have already gained traction.

    I'd add that if multitouch gestures are really a significant improvement, I think it's at least as likely that they will take the form of detached, horizontal trackpads like the Apple Magic Trackpad. Horizontal surface, small-muscle coordination.

    1. Re:Hung fire for forty years? REALLY? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If large vertical touchscreens are really usable for sustained periods of time, and if they really add something of substantial value to mouse point-and-click GUI's, I find it very, very hard to believe they wouldn't have already gained traction.

      all you need to know is that large touch overlays can easily be more expensive than the display itself, at least as an add-on product. even if they have substantial utility, people won't buy it if it costs too much. Indeed, they do have substantial utility, but the cost benefit ratio is shit compared to a three dollar mouse.

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    2. Re:Hung fire for forty years? REALLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not know about the Magic Trackpad. I have a Magic Mouse and think its great. I use it sometimes on my work laptop (Windows) and it works there too.

      In reading this thread, I was thinking of something like the Trackpad but combined with a Tablet. If an iPad or similar tablet were able to be used as a trackpad, that'd be pretty neat.

      I'd like a tablet that could be used to complement touch gestures on the main monitor (move windows, rotate, zoom, etc), be used as a trackpad like the Magic Trackpad (with a stylus, too...for folks who draw for fun or work), and as a stand-alone tablet when away from the computer.

      I don't want this to replace my mouse and keyboard, I want it to complement them. I don't particularly care if my main screens have touch but thats simply because I don't believe that anything I currently do with them would be improved by it. My PC is pretty much just for gaming now, the mac is the media center and I almost never get close enough to it to touch the screen, and the laptop is for work and I want more keyboard shortcuts and even less reason to get my hands of the keys and lose productivity (if I can complete in 5 hours what the others are doing in 8, thats 3 hours that I can do stuff I enjoy or just slack or whatever).

  28. I have had touch computing for decades by johnlcallaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's called using a 'mouse' and 'keyboard'. I touch both of them and the way I touch and move them controls what is on the screen. I need to use the screen on my tablet and phone because I'm not at my desk. What works well on the desktop doesn't work on the phone, it needed different input techniques. That doesn't mean those techniques work well on the desktop.

    Now .. would I like a touch screen on my desktop? A little, most mouse-type devices are limited in movement to do things like rotate, although with the appropriate software it's possible, just not as intuitive. Most of screen manipulation is simply clicking, double/long clicking, or moving and mice cal already do that. They can also be used to zoom and swipe with the appropriate software. You can't right click a touch screen, although long clicking kinda sorta is the same thing I guess. Definitely can't middle click. It would be handy for media manipulation at times. But how is that going to work on my 72" HDTV??? I need the capability for both to use when I need to.

    And explain to me why you decided that bigger icons on my desktop were a good idea, especially since most of the time I have these things you call 'windows' up and can't really see any of them when they are active so what's the purpose?? I have dual monitors, and most of the time I have windows open on both and most of my desktop is hidden. I'm doing this thing called 'work'. The little pop-up notifications that pop-up then fade away work just fine and are much more useful.

    Windows 8 is not on my list of upgrades. If you want me to upgrade, give me something that is a reason to upgrade, like runs faster. I don't care about boot or standby times, my PC is on 24x7 and I rarely reboot. In fact, the only time I reboot is when you need to install updates because you haven't figured out how to do that without rebooting, like UNIX has done for decades you idiots.

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    1. Re:I have had touch computing for decades by Chirs · · Score: 1

      "You can't right click a touch screen, although long clicking kinda sorta is the same thing I guess. Definitely can't middle click."

      Actually you can...two-finger tap and three finger tap.

      The rest of your complaints I would tend to agree with though.

    2. Re:I have had touch computing for decades by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      And explain to me why you decided that bigger icons on my desktop were a good idea, especially since most of the time I have these things you call 'windows' up and can't really see any of them when they are active so what's the purpose??

      Dude, chill. It's retro therefore it's cool. Don't go on and on about being useful and productivity and work... blah blah blah. That is so last decade. I want colors that blind me from icons that I couldn't even find if I could see them. I mean, if it's good enough for Microsoft then it's good enough for me. If it's good enough for me, then you just need to suck it up. Why are you old geezers always thinking about yourselves? Can't you think about me for a change?

  29. "Compliment" by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2
    "Nice button you got there, mouse","Thanks. Your esc key is pretty cool".

    Add complement/compliment to brakes/breaks, lose/loose, rein/reign, toe/tow and all the other illiteracies spelling checkers have foisted on us.

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    1. Re:"Compliment" by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      You got me. Though I would notice the others, those two differer only slightly and so are harder to pick up. The shape of the words complement and compliment are quite similar, unlike the other pairs you put forward.

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  30. Sore finger from PDP-1 light pen by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    Actually, I used a light pen on a PDP-1 and my problem was that I got a sort spot on the pad of my index finger. Normally, there was a shutter closed over the sensor, and you had a slide a little spring-loaded slide to uncap it. The spring was probably stronger than it should have been, and the slide had little ridges on it to give a better grip.

    My finger didn't actually get blistered, but close. It got sore and painful enough to make me realize I needed to avoid using it for a day.

  31. Really not a problem in practice by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who spends that much time with their tablet probably already has a 'Gorilla Arm'. At least one.

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    1. Re:Really not a problem in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Anyone who spends that much time with their tablet probably already has a 'Gorilla Arm'. At least one.

      Are we still talking about touching the screen here?

  32. This isn't rocket science. by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mount the screen at an angle. Recess it. Problem solved. Dell S2340T 23" Multi-Touch Monitor

    1. Re:This isn't rocket science. by glitch0 · · Score: 1

      1920x1080, no thanks. How about a HighDPI display? Or at least 1920x1200?

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    2. Re:This isn't rocket science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except this fails in ergonomics and universities that converted entire labs for this ended up undoing it because of complaints.

  33. Stand up or change touch orientation by Vrekais · · Score: 1

    While I'm not entirely certain gorilla arm is a big an issue as it's made to be (if extending your arm repeatedly was really that painful we wouldn't be using white boards would we?) I don't see my self using a vertical touch screen, putting touch that far away seems odd.

    However a PC set out like a Nintendo DS (for lack of a better analogous device) would be awesome. Keyboard when you need it, drawing board when you need it, move things up to the top screen to view, type on and read then down to the bottom for in depth manipulation. Probably still with a mouse just to soften the change.

    1. Re:Stand up or change touch orientation by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      you want to check the distance you stand from the whiteboard next time you use one, and compare it to the distance you are from your monitor when you sit at your desk. You'll find that you stand a lot closer to the board than you think, your arm doesn't reach out much at all.

  34. Issues with touch vs mouse by belgianguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fatigue: it costs more energy to move your whole arm and body to touch a screen than it takes to move a mouse pointer. That's what the article covers.
    Obfuscation: Where the mouse pointer does cover 'some' pixels on the screen, a finger, and its attached hand and arm will obfuscate a much larger part of the view, which requires the user to remember what was under his finger before touching it. If this happens too often or a UI changes rapidly (eg a web site), this could lead to frustrations. Especially with subjects like the elderly.
    Precision: You lose precision, even with a perfectly healthy human being, a fingerprint has a bigger surface than a pixel-perfect pointer, therefor your UI needs to be a lot more spacious to allow for users to "aim" correctly and allow for some correctional margin. If the UI design did not take this into account, this too can lead to frustration (mis-touching).

    Windows 8 is a half-assed execution of some good ideas, the signature Microsoft symptom since Ballmer took over.

    1. Re:Issues with touch vs mouse by terec · · Score: 1

      Fatigue: it costs more energy to move your whole arm and body to touch a screen than it takes to move a mouse pointer. That's what the article covers.

      Not if you can rest the arm on the screen, just like you do on a drafting table.

      Precision: You lose precision, even with a perfectly healthy human being, a fingerprint has a bigger surface than a pixel-perfect pointer,

      A mouse just translates finger movements into pointer movements; you can do the same thing on a touch screen. There is no need to always put the mouse pointer exactly under the finger. You can put a small arrow diagonally offset from the finger, or you can even use the midpoint between multiple fingers for very precise positioning. You potentially end up with more precision than with a mouse.

      There is no intrinsic problem with touch. The problem is with Windows 8's poor execution of it. But bad implementation of touch is not even the worst of Windows 8; where Windows 8 really fails completely is in its lack of indications of where users can interact with the UI and in its lousy integration between the old and the new UI.

    2. Re:Issues with touch vs mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why don't you post a list of "Issues with mouse vs keyboard" that similarly shows why we don't need mice if we already have keyboards. You don't think of a mouse as a replacement for a keyboard -- why do you think of touch as a replacement for a mouse?

  35. All part of the plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is obviously another step in the coming resurrection of the Amiga.

  36. New definition of "computer" by geekmux · · Score: 1

    It's odd that everyone seems to be hung up on the aspect of pain related to actually holding your arm up in front of you and physically touching a touchscreen, and have seem to have completely forgotten that Microsoft also owns the Kinect technology. Touchscreen doesn't necessarily mean it needs to be physical (or at least I would hope not). Future designs in computing will likely take advantage of 3D space around a user.

    Hell, given the fact that lawsuits will run rampant for RSI-related issues, ergonomics will become a priority for none other than liability. If I can rely on anything in our litigious society, it's certainly that.

  37. This takes us to the next level ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... of wrist-relieving handrests. Here comes the anti-gorilla-arm adaptive elbow rest that keeps your elbow approx. 30cm high - strapped around your arm, did anybody file a patent for that yet?

  38. Same reason the Nintendo power glove failed by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

    Fun for 7 minutes then back to the controller.

  39. the finger prints!! by issicus · · Score: 1

    the oily film that develops could be harvested for use in gorilla arm ointments.

  40. HP 9845C -- soft-keys on display by robbarrett · · Score: 1

    While not exactly a touchscreen, I spent many hours/days/weeks/months programming and using an HP 9845C back in the 1980s. It had a series of 8 soft-keys built into the lower edge of the display that could be controlled via software to display menu options and generate interrupts when pressed. Users of our software (and that of many others) used these soft-keys extensively to navigate information. Users also switched regularly back to the keyboard to enter queries, etc.

    While I do remember some arm tiredness, the rapid dance of fingers across the soft-keys was so efficient for navigation that everyone loved the system. It might be worth reflecting on the details of this design. For example, the user could rest the hand on the display frame or the body of the computer without straying too far from the soft-keys; all of the "touchscreen" actions were at the lower edge of the display. Both of these features decreased arm strain.

    FWIW, some applications on this machine used light-pens, which also required a touchscreen-like mechanic It might be worth exploring what use cases found these awkward devices to be wins. I notice that the Wikipedia article on light-pens claims Gorilla-arm led to the demise of light-pens, but without citation.

  41. Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems to me, and many others, that Microsoft has an internal policy of deliberately making bad versions of Windows to increase sales. Look at the background of bad versions: Windows ME, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

    A company that has a virtual monopoly can make money by deliberately abusing its customers. That's especially true when a product is complicated and customers don't have the time to become technically knowledgeable.

    Many people who buy a Windows computer now will want to buy Windows 9 when it is released because Windows 8 is so weird. That tends to double sales, because customers don't pay an upgrade price, Microsoft requires them to pay for an entirely new operating system, even though there have been few changes between versions. Also, Microsoft has established multiple prices. Customers who bought Windows 7 because they didn't like Windows Vista paid far more per copy than computer manufacturers.

    It seems that abuse is deliberate Microsoft company policy. Yes, Microsoft management is incompetent, but also knowingly destructive. For example, a court case established that a Microsoft manager had said before Windows Vista was released that it was not ready to be released. Knowing that, Vista was released anyway.

    Microsoft has been alternating bad and good versions of operating systems since the days of DOS. For example, DOS version 3.0 had serious bugs. DOS version 3.1 fixed the bugs. Customers who owned DOS 3 were required to pay the full retail price for DOS 3.1, even though there were few changes.

    1. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I don't want to believe that and yet, I cannot deny the pattern you describe is pretty accurate. Back in the DOS days, people were always saying "don't get even numbered releases." I guess it still holds true.

    2. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "....and we'll market it as slurm classic and make billions....bwahahahahahhahaha..."

    3. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JMJimmy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not accurate. It's that Microsoft blindly follows metrics and doesn't care that it makes assumptions about them. I had a conversation with the UX designer of Windows 7 and he explained some of the decisions that went into Windows 8...

      Full Screen as an example. The metrics told them that users spent 95% of their time "in full screen". By this I think he meant maximized. This is why metro apps are full screen. This seemingly minor distinction between maximized and full screen apparently means nothing to Microsoft, but has a lot of implications for the user.

      Maximized you have access to a fair amount of information and control:
        - Clock
        - Start menu
        - System tray icons (volume control, network status, battery state, IM messages, etc)
        - Start bar (program state info [think Skype or file transfer progress], program switching control without the need to touch the keyboard, etc)
        - Minimize/Exit control
        - Desktop peek/minimize all

      Full screen gives you the benefit of...
        - maximized space for apps?

      And what about the remaining 5% of the time?

      I could go on but it's really pointless. Metro isn't about touch, it isn't about making more money on the next version of Windows. It's about apps. Microsoft wants a successful app store so that they get a piece of every software sale on their platform. They make apps "easier" to use (or access) than desktop "programs" and try to force people to convert. The more difficult they make it for open source software, the easier they make it to buy apps, the more money they will make without having to put in expensive hours developing a product.

    4. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Micorsoft has always had upgrade vs 'full retail price' SKUs. You may believe they are over priced, but it doesn't change what they are.

    5. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by beelsebob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh, the irony being that what they should have taken from "users spend 95% of their time with one maximised app" was "we don't do a good enough job of supporting lots of windows of lots of different sizes". Mac users for example are perfectly happy with windows spread all over the place, and I can identify a few things (even in windows 7) that are the reason:

      1) Less crufty window border stuff everywhere –maximising a window in windows is a good way of getting rid of all the extra padding they add around windows when they're not maximised.
      2) Menu bar at the top, always –meaning that again, tons of screen real estate isn't taken up by duplicated menu bars if you have loads of windows open, and meaning that for those that do use the menus, that mousing to them is easier.
      3) The "zoom" button making windows as big as they need to be, rather than simply full screening them, encouraging users to think "what can I get next to this".

    6. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by beelsebob · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry for the double reply, but I'm getting really annoyed by people who make the distinction between "apps" and "programs". There's no difference at all. The word "app" is a shortening of "application", i.e. what Mac OS calls a program, or executable. Apps are not inherently small, or less fully featured things than programs, it just happened that the first platform to call them "apps" all the time lent itself to small programs, not giant ones.

    7. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And what about the remaining 5% of the time?

      I think this is the key to Microsoft's failure with windows 8 (sadly they are not the only ones). The Start button was eliminated because MS metrics showed that people didn't use it that much, but it works perfectly for the times you do use it. It allows fairly rapid access to stuff you don't use often, and is out of the way the rest of the time. Desktop gadgets killed off because MS deemed them not important enough to fix, because most people don't use them.

      If you alienate all your customers 5% at a time, eventually you will have them all covered.

    8. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      +1
      More supporting evidence that it's about the app store is the fact that Microsoft could have easily made .NET apps run on Surface RT. They chose not to, not for technical reasons, but to "start from scratch" about controlling the ability for 3rd party developers to sell applications and getting a cut (like *pple does).

      It is for this reason, that I've abandoned .NET technology. RT was the perfect case for it and MS fucked me over. So I say "fuck you Microsoft." .NET biggest draw was the ability to run on multiple platforms without recompiling and MS just shit all over that concept. Yeah, I'm a little pissed off...

    9. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Javagator · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Microsoft has an internal policy of deliberately making bad versions of Windows to increase sales

      You make it sound like Windows 8 is a stroke of marketing genius instead of a case of user interface design stupidity. I’ll put my money on stupidity.

    10. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry for the double reply, but I'm getting really annoyed by people who make the distinction between "apps" and "programs". There's no difference at all.

      Remember Java Applets? They were smaller programs (typically, because bandwidth wasn't / isn't as plentiful as drive space), I called mine 'Java Apps' for short vs Java Programs or 'Enterprise Java Solutions', for... short... in Java terms. One could argue that "Apps" could be a shortened form of "Web Apps", a term I used long before Apple's "App Store" was created. "Web Apps" is shortened form (in my case) of "Java Web Site Applets" -- Applet itself inferring a smaller application, in the same sense that cigarette does in relation to cigar. Thus depending on who you're conversing with (in this case, me) "apps" and "programs" would mean different things -- The latter are typically smaller / less resource intensive than full applications, in my vernacular.

      Language changes over time. I think it would be understandable if the commonly understood term for "app" ends up meaning a typically lighter-weight version of a program due to apps typically running in environments with less resources -- gee, just like the damned Applet, or "app" for short, eh? -- It's too bad Sun dropped the ball and didn't make Java Applets use a lean mean VM to save us from the cluster fsck that is HTML(5) + JS or Flash web apps.

      I understand your frustration. We all know what you mean. It's just like when folks say "Our security got hacked by a hacker", but they mean their security was cracked by a cracker, who may or may not be a hacker... Life's too short to be "getting really annoyed" at anything. Besides all of that is, just like, your opinion, man.

    11. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      $_ =~ s/latter/former/;

    12. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by MouseAT · · Score: 1

      Macs also tend to benefit from not having crap screen resolutions, meaning that you actually have space to get multiple windows on screen at once. Cheap PCs? Not so much.

    13. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      Remember Java Applets? They were smaller programs (typically, because bandwidth wasn't / isn't as plentiful as drive space), I called mine 'Java Apps' for short

      You were in the minority.

      Java applets were so called because they were small apps. Just like a booklet is a small book, a cutlet is a small cut (of meat), and a piglet is a small pig.

      Even back then, app was short for application, and if you meant a small application you needed a new term – hence applet existing as a word in the first place.

      And yes, language changes over time, but this doesn't mean that "app" means "small application". There are plenty of "apps" in the Mac App Store which are in no way small (unless you count Pages, Aperture, Mac OS X, Xcode, ... as small), and I'm sure there will be plenty of apps in the windows app store that are similarly not in any way small.

    14. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Again, double reply fail... but yes, it frustrates me to this day that we have to use a crufty, large, interpreted, non type checked language to write code for the web. A decent open VM spec would have been much better. That said, I don't regard the JVM as it. The JVM is tailored in various ways specifically for running java (e.g. it has instructions for object allocation). I understand that the WebKit devs have at various stages proposed standardising a VM byte code for the web, so that we can all have various languages target it. Unfortunately, I'm also informed that the Firefox team typically shout it down, with pretty crappy arguments, mainly because they have some of the original javascript developers on their team, and they don't want to see their work supplanted.

    15. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people who buy a Windows computer now will want to buy Windows 9 when it is released because Windows 8 is so weird. That tends to double sales, because customers don't pay an upgrade price, Microsoft requires them to pay for an entirely new operating system, even though there have been few changes between versions.

      What the fuck are you talking about? Microsoft has had an "upgrade" version of every OS that I have ever purchased from them. All it required was for you to have a disk or key from one of the 2 previous versions. And you could get around even that by just installing the "upgrade version" twice.

    16. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      That or make something like Gridy (or another one... much better than Gridy which just uses a simple XML file to determine drop areas for windows) part of the OS.

    17. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by immaterial · · Score: 1

      Do you realize "-let" is a diminutive? As in "piglet" or "booklet"? "Applet" means, literally, "little app" - which makes sense, since java applets were not generally full-size, full-featured application programs. You can't cut off the diminutive and still claim the word refers only to small things!

      NeXTSTEP was using the .app extension for applications starting in the 1980's (long before java applets). Mac OS X was built upon that and used the same designation. Then iOS was built upon that and, surprise, used the same designation. This last OS was the one that got popular enough to really shove the "app" terminology into the mainstream, but that hardly means "app" is limited to mobile or small/less featured software.

    18. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

      iOS uses a .app suffix because OS X uses a .app suffix. OS X uses a .app suffix because OpenStep used a .app suffix. Openstep used a .app suffix because NextStep used a .app suffix.

      Tim Berners-Lee developed the HTTP protocol and first web browser (WorldWideWeb.app) using NextStep in 1990 so I think it's safe to say .app precedes web apps.

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    19. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you, I hate the distinction just as much as you do - it's just a simple way to distinguish between something that has an "uninstall" option in the Programs/Features area and something that only appears on the metro interface.

    20. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is truly following Apple. I didn't know how much until i wandered into a "Microsoft Store" at a mall. It's all the bad parts of an Apple store minus the excitement.

    21. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Here's a simple and accurate way: "Metro App" vs "Legacy App"

    22. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't even think it's that complicated. I think they just looked at Apple's numbers and decided to behave like Apple.

      They failed to realize that if Windows users wanted the Apple experience, they wouldn't be using Windows.

    23. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Nossie · · Score: 1

      I do agree with everything most people including yourself are saying here, however one thing that does seem strange is that no 'real user' ever upgrades their OS anyway. Yes, a few enthusiasts might and yes there are a few select MS partners that will, however the majority of your average companies are still using XP and the average user uses whatever their piece of crap PC came with.

      With that in mind, your theory makes little sense. Unless MS expects desktop PCs to be entirely replaced by laptops and tablets over the next 5 years then they are leaving millions of customers out in the cold. Maybe that part is true? And the first thing they decided to 'cut' was the backwards compatible user interface? I have a love hate relationship with the 'start' menu, I think it's old fashioned and it's not very productive compared to quicksilver or some other alternative launchers. But, if MS added the proper desktop, launcher and task menu back to Win8 I doubt many people including myself would be too fussed about Win8 - we'd just ignore the touch crap that was grafted on. Maybe Microsoft realize if that was the case most developers would also ignore Metro? I think Microsoft is trying to force customers to do something - I just don't think it's the same thing as you do.

      I do believe MS are trying to push users in front of the touchscreen screen train regardless of if it's better or not on non touch devices. I believe this is wrong however I also believe that if it was optional then it would be ignored just like the media centre interface pretty much was. Microsoft is trying to force itself into relevance and floundering. If they were not doing this deliberately they would have deprecated the start menu and not actively taken the thing out. They are actively discouraging people from adding it back in and from all knowledge there is no way of re-enabling anything resembling what we had - where is your backwards compatible now? BUT, at it's core, the only thing keeping Microsofts monopoly together is backwards compatibility - should they say 'sorry but no software from before now will run' then people have no reason to stay and may even jump to OSX or *gasp* Linux.

      I believe MS are betting the farm that the majority of new sales will be tablets and laptops, where touchscreen does make sense. I also believe they are trying to move forward to the future and drag their customers into it with them. Your theory is amazingly logical - IF - people upgraded on a semi regular basis, however they do not!

      These first PC's that have been released without touch - imho are just like the 'vista compatible' PCs that came out around the period Vista was launched. Remember those? I believe there was a court-case to prove just how 'in'compatible they really were? From a strategic point of view - MS probably think of these poor fools as collateral damage and are willing to sacrifice the few for the long term. I used to hate Vista, but by many user accounts it was not actually that bad if the hardware was built for it. I also hate Win8, however I can also see why it might be more practical on a tablet, RT or laptop where it's easier to touch than to click. The problem with me - is that Microsoft have removed the choice of going with touch or not. They are trying to do both and it's simply a mess. Microsofts biggest mistake is to align desktop with mobile, a utopia that many developers have been peering into for a while. Microsoft took the plunge and I believe they will get burnt for it. Shock horror! Microsoft is trying something new!

      I believe what MS is doing now is a very brave ballsy move to get a leg up over Apple. I think this will fail and they will revert in SP1 with a start menu for people that want it. By doing so however - expect in 5 years people will still be talking about how much backwards compatible bloatware still sloshes around the OS.

      Can Microsoft make everyone happy? No. Can they screw up spectacularly and revert back to their compatible history? Yes. With the exception

    24. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing that in the store. Upgrade from ME to XP for only 99 dollars. "Yes, we'll fix that screwed up crap on your computer for only 99 dollars!" Never mind that they already charged for the screwed up alpha software on the computer, you get to pay for the bug fix too. Only 99 bucks, what a bargain. I swear Gates and Ballmer are the geniuses of all time at making money from nothing. They sell you buggy software for you to test for them and then sell you the bug fix. It's just brilliant!

    25. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by tsa · · Score: 1

      Very good point. Let's please get rid of this ugly 'word' 'app.' I hate it. Steve had many good ideas but this is not one of them. This is one of his many bad ideas.

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    26. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that the stats on which they base their assumptions are the ones from the "user experience data sending" that most advanced users turn of at first sight!

      So yes, they have stats to "prove" that users really do something on a certain way, BUT, those stats are skewed.

    27. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by tsa · · Score: 1

      Yep. It looks like you're right. But MS can only do that because they have a (near) monopoly. It would be a good idea to split the company in an OS company and an Office company, which they should have done in 1999 instead of telling MS: "Do not do it again, naughty boys!"

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    28. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by bluescrn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Win8 is a very different beast. The media has written it off as a simple UI design failure, a clumsy effort to support touchscreens/tablets. But it's not about that at all. Win8 is all about the closure of Windows, and turning at least the consumer versions of the OS into a locked-down signed-code-only, app-store-only, desktop-less closed platform.

      To Microsoft, Win8 isn't broken. It's just a difficult step on the path from to 'Closed Windows'

    29. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Applications is to Programs what Notebook is to Laptop.

      There's no distinction between the two, but I hear people confused by them all the time. Any distinction is imagined, and generally retro-actively applied in an attempt to rationalize a difference.

      The truth is that the two terms separately evolved. They have different pedigrees, but there's nothing about either that indicates one refers to one type of thing only, and that the other refers to this other type of thing only.

      What you've done is listed the pedigree by which *your* usage of the term "apps" evolved. That's nice and all, but it doesn't determine how the word can be applied, no more than the type of chairs you sat in growing up limits what you can call a chair.

    30. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Nossie · · Score: 1

      Can I add, some people might take harshly what I said regarding Windows XP - do we all really wear such rose tinted glasses to forget just how insecure XP was without the firewall prior to SP1? Or how the majority of 9x games didn't work? Or that most of XPs services were turned on by default? My point being - XP was no saint. It may have became one and to be fair on Vista up until Windows 8 it also really did give the Windows UI a much needed visual refresh. I can see the hit & miss, hit & miss theme - but it's not quite as clear cut like people are making out.

    31. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't mis-judge Microsoft, they do stupid things on purpose to increase sales.
      It is their business.

      Release "good" Windows, filled with every experiment those college design kids can defecate out of them in a week.
      Also remove some basic features from the last OS that were used quite often, replace them with gimped replacements as well for bonus points.
      Everyone hates it.
      Release SP1 with minor fixes.
      "we promise to fix our mistakes in the next Windows, you can count on us!"
      Release SP2 of previous Windows, rename it Windows [next-version], hope nobody notices (everyone noticed).
      Everyone "loves it", or in other words, "this is better than that heap of crap I just upgraded to and cannot undo because I am too lazy to reinstall the previous previous Windows"

      They do it all the time.
      The experiments are almost certainly on purpose just to see what users will actually put up with.
      Somehow that piece of crap Ribbon actually managed to survive, as well as crappy bulky Aero interface, despite both of their damn usability reports done by Microsoft them selves stating that users DIDN'T EVEN USE THE DAMN THINGS.
      Seriously, menus and toolbars were still higher than crappy Ribbon was, context menu too.
      And they blindly ignored that fact, they didn't even bother defending the fact that it got such a low score in the results.

    32. Re: Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, maybe you should've participated. You want the developer to improve the product yet you refuse to let them sit next to you while you use it and observe what you do and don't like.

      The joke's on you.

    33. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Windows 9x through to 7 had solid interfaces. It was incredibly simple to teach someone to use 9x - "Left click to select, double left click to activate, right click to see what your options are"

      7's biggest UI annoyance for me was focus sensitive context menus, obscured controls/HTML style menus, and lack of an up button in windows explorer. Had they kept the core of the 9x interface and improved security/visuals/etc it'd be a far better operating system today.

    34. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sincerely hope you're joking and I'm just missing the humor.

      One could argue that "Apps" could be a shortened form of "Web Apps"

      No, you couldn't, not unless you ignored any form of etymology practiced on Earth.

      "Web Apps" is shortened form (in my case) of "Java Web Site Applets"

      The hell? "Java Web Site Applets"? That's not a thing.

      The fact that you don't understand (or, more likely, are deliberately conflating for the purpose of argument) what these words that you're using actually refer to doesn't mean that you get to choose what they refer to. It just makes you (or, more likely, whoever is trying to hold a coherent conversation with you) confused.

      I get that non-technical people might not understand the distinction between, say, JavaScript and Java (because damn if that wasn't a moronic marketing decision.) And I accept that language evolves over time. But it is unfortunate whenever the ignorant (or willfully obtuse) make communication harder for the rest of us.

      I, for one, predict that there will shortly be no clear distinction between a "mobile app" on a tablet/phone and a "desktop application" on a PC, and thus any "app vs. program" distinction will disappear in both language and technology. (Which is exactly what was intended when people chose the word "app" to refer to a program running on a mobile device.)

    35. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I think it's like any other enterprise. It gets so big that it's a mix of smart people, dumb people, customer oriented people, and customer antagonistic people. Occasionally some of these groups of people get enough clout to put out something bad. Windows ME feels just like some group convinced the execs that "media is the wave of the future!" Vista was probably bean counters saying "times up, ship it now!" Windows 8 was clearly an inside group that said "the desktop is dead, tablets and applet stores are the wave of the future!"

    36. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's also not quite ready. Like Vista I suspect it shipped too soon. Ie, there is no calculator or notepad under Metro, the icons with those labels take you to the desktop. In fact, there's nothing at all in metro that lets you work with files! The whole thing is oriented around the internet and is more like a quirky browser than an applications shell. They felt it was more important to get Travel into the shipping version than any productivity tools, because Travel will generate revenue.

      Yes, there are advertisements in Travel and other applets. It used to be mostly for Office 365. But I've seen adds for an automobile company recently (I don't use these apps, but I do look at them now and then so that I can rant based on facts).

    37. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely correct. It's too bad more people don't recognize what Microsoft is trying to do here, because it is horrifying. But, to people whose first introduction to apps/games/computing is a game console (XBox, PS3, Wii) or iPad/iPhone, Windows 8 is just another system playing by the same rules! Will the freedom of earlier versions of Windows be forgotten? Linux would seem to be the safe reminder of freedom, but Canonical's Ubuntu (with all app searches going to Amazon out of the box) means there are fewer ethical Linux options today. Even the WWW, with intense cookie sharing/tracking, IP address tracking, ISP packet analysis, etc, is a data feeding frenzy for corporations.

    38. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The "apps" on smart phones are not typically full blown applications. Many are just URLs packaged up with some icons and maybe scripts. Windows 8 apps are just as dumb as smart phone apps. I would not call the majority of them applications or programs when they appear no different in any way from a similar web site.

    39. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      So *that's* where Windows really comes from...

    40. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Er, resolution is based on your monitor and you can use the same monitor on both PC and Mac. If you're talking laptops, then the current look of Mac windows came about when Mac laptops had relatively low resolution compared to many monitors on desktop Macs and PCs.

    41. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Studies show that on average people use doctors less than 5% of the time during their lives. So clearly we don't need doctors anymore.

      Cynically speaking, Microsoft did not get rid of the start button/menu because studies showed that no one used it. The studies were only used to justify their stance. The real reason is that Microsoft wants all users to use the metro page at least some of the time. The more who use it the more who will get used to it. This means more customers who find Windows phone UIs familiar and comfortable. More people on Metro also means more people like to use the Microsoft store to get mini-applets.

      This is not about determining what the customers need and providing that service.

    42. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      However on the Mac the Apple store is not used that much. Maybe some home users get some few tiny things but I think the majority of mac users bypass the store. After all, you can always get applications for the Mac from outside of the Apple store, at other web sites or at real retail stores.

      When you compare Windows 8 the closest comparison is the Mac. I think Microsoft has assumed it's closest comparison was iPhone and they're jealous of iPhone store profits, which explains why they made Windows 8 look like a phone instead of a real computer.

    43. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The Windows 9 Pro version was only $15 for me (because of when I bought a new computer with Windows 7). It will normally cost $40 for an upgrade, which is incredibly cheap for a "pro" version. I think they realize that this is the equivalent of Windows ME: mostly just a service pack version of the previous release but with some added fluff.

    44. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is because in the past it's mostly a waste of money to upgrade. Mac users upgrade more often because their OS releases are very affordable, whereas Windows upgrades (even at the upgrade pricing) was a lot more. This time though windows 8 upgrade prices are in the same ballpark as MacOS releases.

    45. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the thing I like the least about the Mac. Unless your are--ironically--in full screen mode, you are guaranteed to have a significant amount of wasted space, unless you are willing to hide your dock.

    46. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too bad Sun dropped the ball and didn't make Java Applets use a lean mean VM to save us from the cluster fsck that is HTML(5) + JS or Flash web apps.

      I never expected to see that statement, particularly considering with the modern JVM being one of the least secure pieces of software installed on many of our computers.

      I do not prefer JavaScript over Java by any means, but I strongly prefer the combination of HTML and JS over Java applets. Java applets are--and certainly were--no better than Flash.

    47. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The up button became redundant and stupid with the introduction of breadcrumbs. I'm not sure what that other nonsense in your post is about.

    48. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Nossie · · Score: 1

      So by the information you have given, then over the next few years we should expect more people to upgrade.

      I admit, I prefer using OSX *shrugs* but my main rig is Windows 7 just as an FYI. With OSX, it has become so easy to upgrade and do an in place install from the app store (creating a backup of that download is another story but I'm trying not to digress) Until that changes with Windows and you just click, purchase and press the great big 'upgrade' button. Then those that are remotely interested. enthusiastic, security conscious and willing to research will only reluctantly upgrade Windows.

      The thing is and my real point in this thread is that the majority, my friends parents - my colleagues parents; people we sometimes forget exist because they can barely string two sentences together on facebook - do not care.

      They just want to put their kids on facebook to impress their other computer illiterate friends.
      They want to search 'porn' on google and not download reallykinkyvideo.exe
      They want to appear fashionable
      They want to make work life easier
      They want to do all this cheap shopping they hear so much about
      (the list goes on and on)

      These people DO NOT CARE what version of windows and even to some extent that they are even using Windows. I mean they notice when their friends can do something but they can't because they are not using Windows and they notice what's fashionable and what's not (Apple being trendy and fashionable right now)

      I have nothing against these people, by comparison they are probably IRL social divas compared to most of us. But anyway, these are the people that only get a new version of Windows when they get a new computer and they probably get a new computer every 5 - 8 years or when it becomes completely infested and virus ridden.

      The public got the jist that Vista smelled bad because the geeks in the workplace told them so when asked (funny how they talk to you when they need you?)
      I believe the public is starting to get the same jist from Windows 8 - regardless of its merits or flaws. The geeks have also become more fragmented on the question of 'do I really need windows?'

      Unless something dramatically changes in the next 6 months (a huge flurry of touch enabled devices, phone, tablet or ) Windows 8 will get the same reputation as Vista. Maybe Windows 9 will have this upgrade dream that we speak of (from the metro store of course) but is that going to be enough for Microsoft? Of course people will say that the demise of Windows is greatly exaggerated - but when the majority of new customers are saying 'well a tablet is enough power for all I need a computer for' where does that leave Microsoft? They *NEED* to shoehorn into this market somehow because in 5-10 years they will be irrelevant outside of xbox in the general computing space. Yes, they will still have enterprise but they are only just starting to roll out Windows 7!

      From what I've written above, I and hopefully those that read this - can appreciate why Microsoft feel they need to be aggressive in this space but all I ask is for my old desktop, start menu, visual themes and file management back. I am a power user and I intend on my displays getting bigger over the years not smaller - I'm not planning on getting out my seat to touch my screen are you?

      I was very sad when BeOS died, I loved the promise of that OS. It didn't die out because it was crap, it died out because the general public conscientious was 'it's not Windows' Regardless of the many things BeOS could do - 'it's not Windows' and you could not guarantee software or documents would open. The same stink came off of OSX up until a few years ago. The Iphone/Ipad changed that and with that change consumers have stopped chanting the old mantra.

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    49. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      My car spends 99% of its time parked at home going nowhere so lets design a car to do that.

    50. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      The "apps" on smart phones are not typically full blown applications.

      Absolutely they are –it happens that the smart phone platform lends itself well to smaller applications, but there are still plenty of big ones in there. There's especially a lot of big applications in the Mac app store.

      Many are just URLs packaged up with some icons and maybe scripts.

      Maybe on your platform, but on iOS, where the term really gained ground, that kind of app doesn't exist –apple don't allow apps that are no more than web apps with an icon on the front –instead, they send you a rejection email saying "please make this a web page, and add a shortcut icon in it's meta data".

    51. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by shikaisi · · Score: 2

      Java applets were so called because they were small apps. Just like a booklet is a small book, a cutlet is a small cut (of meat), and a piglet is a small pig.

      Just like a goblet is a small gob, a toilet is a small toi, and a couplet is a small coup. Really, English is so simple I don't know why people have problems learning it.

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    52. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Full Screen as an example. The metrics told them that users spent 95% of their time "in full screen". By this I think he meant maximized. This is why metro apps are full screen. This seemingly minor distinction between maximized and full screen apparently means nothing to Microsoft, but has a lot of implications for the user.

      Not trying to Troll (honest!), but that's why when Apple saw the same "metric" and decided to create a similar feature in OS X (many months before Windows 8's debut), they let individual Apps, rather than the OS, decide whether they would offer a "Full Screen" (as opposed to "Maximized") mode. Then, they allowed the User (rather than the OS) decide at a whim whether they would use an App in "Full Screen", or not.

      That's the difference between putting yourself in the Users' shoes, as opposed to forcing the User to submit to your (perhaps annoying) UI peccadillos.

    53. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Heh, the irony being that what they should have taken from "users spend 95% of their time with one maximised app" was "we don't do a good enough job of supporting lots of windows of lots of different sizes". Mac users for example are perfectly happy with windows spread all over the place, and I can identify a few things (even in windows 7) that are the reason:

      1) Less crufty window border stuff everywhere –maximising a window in windows is a good way of getting rid of all the extra padding they add around windows when they're not maximised. 2) Menu bar at the top, always –meaning that again, tons of screen real estate isn't taken up by duplicated menu bars if you have loads of windows open, and meaning that for those that do use the menus, that mousing to them is easier. 3) The "zoom" button making windows as big as they need to be, rather than simply full screening them, encouraging users to think "what can I get next to this".

      ...and don't forget "Exposé", which can quickly disambiguate a whole mess of overlapping windows.

    54. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      That's the thing I like the least about the Mac. Unless your are--ironically--in full screen mode, you are guaranteed to have a significant amount of wasted space, unless you are willing to hide your dock.

      How so?

      Most windows in OS X are resizable; so I'm not sure what you're problem is.

    55. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      >And what about the remaining 5% of the time?

      I think this is the key to Microsoft's failure with windows 8 (sadly they are not the only ones). The Start button was eliminated because MS metrics showed that people didn't use it that much, but it works perfectly for the times you do use it. It allows fairly rapid access to stuff you don't use often, and is out of the way the rest of the time. Desktop gadgets killed off because MS deemed them not important enough to fix, because most people don't use them.

      If you alienate all your customers 5% at a time, eventually you will have them all covered.

      Just who are these people who "Never use the Start Button"?

      I use the Start button like a zillion times a day on my "work" Windows 7 laptop. Am I supposed to "pin" stuff to the Taskbar, put it in the "System Tray", or just leave a bunch of "Shortcuts" on the Desktop?

      Blah. Much easier to "pin" them to the Start Menu. And the behavior is certainly not a holdover from my OS X usage; so I don't understand who runs Windows and doesn't use the Start button fairly often.

    56. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The desktop in windows 8 is very similar to windows 7. If you upgrade in place (not a clean install) then you keep visual themes (though you may need to search for them to make them active). The file management is still there with some changes, such as a ribbon (which you can hide).

      As for Office, I hear the newest Office will be a desktop application.

    57. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is a mov file? Got a real link?

    58. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Inda · · Score: 1

      We were calling them Appz, with a "Zed", long before iSO, long before Web Apps, long before Java Applets.

      It was short for any binary package.

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    59. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apps are not inherently small, or less fully featured things than programs...

      Yes, the word for such things was "applet" or "wdiget", and before that, "desk accessory." (Yes, even on OS X 10.8, there is still syntactical support for desk accessories in AppleScript, just in case you had some old applescripts from the hybrid OS X / Classic days that were looking for desk accessories...)

    60. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Windows always had this. Any program could make itself full screen if the developer wanted to - just so few did because unless you were doing something immersive (game, movie, etc) you really didn't want it to take over everything on screen.

    61. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I thought that's what Fix Or Repair Daily cars were ;)

    62. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      1) Less crufty window border stuff everywhere

      My estimate is that Windows adds about 4 pixels to either side of a typical window compared to MacOS. No one cares. As for cruft, the completely meaningless coloured balls on MacOS have always struct me as the worst UI aspect of the whole system, and I'm amazed they have not changed them to something that at least hints at their function.

      2) Menu bar at the top, always

      Terrible UI design, it forces you to move the mouse a long way to access the menus and the application's ones are mixed in with the OS ones. There isn't even a clear visual connection between which application's menus are currently displayed, you have to look for the selected window for that. The whole thing gets even worse with multiple monitors.

      The "zoom" button making windows as big as they need to be, rather than simply full screening them

      Fair comment, but Windows does allow apps to provide that functionality as well, it's just a shame few use it.

      The real problem with multiple windows is that monitors are not big enough to display them without annoying overlap. Rather than bringing one or other to the front alternately you might as well just maximize them to make the best use of available screen space. There are few situations where seeing a part of an app's window is very useful.

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    63. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by lolocaust · · Score: 1

      Why do people forget that Windows XP was buggy, slow and insecure until SP2?

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    64. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      WTF is a mov file? Got a real link?

      I assume you're being snarky; since "MOV" is an ISO-approved multimedia container format that has existed since 1991. You might have heard of "MPEG-4"? That standard was created from the "MOV" format.

      And since there are Free Players for most OSes you would be running in 2013, it is you that looks the fool, not me.

    65. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Fesh · · Score: 1

      4) Lack of focus-follows-mouse and background focus.

      The number-one reason I don't stack as much in Windows is that I have to foreground a window to interact with it. Should have been fixed years ago.

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    66. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by JobyOne · · Score: 1

      You could also say "Metro App" vs "Real Software."

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    67. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a (mostly) happy Mac user, I have to say that I wish Mac menus weren't fixed to the top of the screen. On a large monitor, or worse, multiple monitors, the concept breaks down and makes it a hassle to use the menus. The Mac menu/window system only works great with one screen. Anything larger or spanning multiple screens is best done in Windows. Much as I hate to admit that.

    68. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Cynically speaking, Microsoft did not get rid of the start button/menu because studies showed that no one used it.

      Agree 100 percent, When I was supporting Windows, I always trained people to use the start button/menu. If they wanted to change later, they could, but few did.

      To cap it off, one of the big complaints I hear from users is "Where did all the start menu items go? How do I shut down?" That complaint comes from almost everyone who has tried it, not some mythical 5 percent.

      And no fans, it isn't about doing this or that or something else that makes the interface kind of act a little like something that is sorta like what they are used to, or some add on that makes the interface act like people want it to act in the first place.

      Operating system interfaces are pretty much reduced to pratice. What people want is speed, system security, ease of use, and stay out of the way. The days of people getting excited about how they start a program are pretty much over. And that 95 percent number is ironically interesting. I might spend 95 percent of my time running programs, and 5 percent of my time with the Operating system. That is, until trying out the Windows 8 OS. Then I spent more time futzing around with the system. Violated my rule of the OS getting in the way. Plus it was the first time I ever had to go to the internet to firgure out how to turn it off. Yes, I could have held the power button until it shut down, but a lot of us old schoolers usually save that for when the machine hangs on us.

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    69. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, you can tap the power button on many machines since I think the default setting is to do a normal shutdown in that case. But it isn't necessarily intuitive. I know tons of people who dont' shut down that way, even on laptops where the power buttons are always soft buttons I see them use the menu to shut down.

      Here's an interesting new thing I noticed. When shutting down it will very shortly kill video to the monitor. But... it hasn't finished shutting down. For another 5 seconds or more the hard drive light is still on and busy. That means that if you're on a power strip or power controller you can't go and hit that power button as soon as the screen goes blank! And no, it's not old fashioned to kill power completely.

    70. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has to do with lease periods on software--when the lease period is up, they must have an upgrade ready, or at least ready enough.

      But I can't understand why people want greasy fingerprints all over their screen.

    71. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by bakgor · · Score: 1
      I agree with this idea. Because some programs are updated windows used. be able to work with different companies. dated 2013, and some sectors are expected to everything.

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    72. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrible UI design, it forces you to move the mouse a long way to access the menus and the application's ones are mixed in with the OS ones. There isn't even a clear visual connection between which application's menus are currently displayed, you have to look for the selected window for that. The whole thing gets even worse with multiple monitors.

      Agree. This is the gotcha that ended my attempt to switch to a Mac. Also the fact that whenever you stick a new USB flash drive in, it spends 10 minutes writing an index of the files and there's no way to stop that.

    73. Re:Does Microsoft make bad versions deliberately? by meldroc · · Score: 1

      The Mac's menu-bar at the top of the screen was a Fitts' Law thing, the same reason why Windows (before 8) put the Start Button in the corner, and why Windows 95 was so brain-damaged for putting the Start button two pixels away from the corner.

      In Windows

      Hell, I'm using Kubuntu with KDE right now, and how is it set up? With the K menu in the lower right corner, ready to be quick-drawn at the flick of a mouse.

      Though to be honest, the Mac-style menubars don't work as well as they used to. In the early days of the Mac, screens were smaller, trying to get multiple windows on screen just made it hard to get work done, so you maximized your window, had your menubar on the top of the screen, and for those early Macs with small monitors and lower resolutions, that was the optimal way to get things done.

      Now with big screens, and multiple screens, people want to have multiple windows up. On my system, I usually don't have my web browser maximized, because it makes columns too wide that way, and makes reading harder, so I have it only vertically maximized. On systems with the huge amounts of screen real-estate, the top-of-the-screen Mac-style menu bar doesn't make as much sense anymore. It's too removed from the application. Some power users will still like it - they're all for quick-drawing their menus, but having the app in one window, and the menus for that app way off on the top edge of the screen is confusing.

      And big monitors is why Microsoft's insistence on forcibly full-screening applications is brain-damaged.

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  42. Glad I don't own MS stock. by Alejux · · Score: 1

    At times like these, I feel so happy that I don't have any Microsoft Stock options. Seriously, as someone who is forced to use computers all day, the thought of having to stick my arm out and touch my monitors (with my sometimes grubby and greasy fingers) for hours and hours.... it's just so awful! Who are these "geniuses" at MS?! How can a company with so much resources be so inept in decision making?

  43. And this has been known for, what, 30 years? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    My guess is that this decision was made by somebody that a) does not listen to experts b) shoots-the-messenger and c) did not test any touch-interface for any reasonable length of time and d) is unable or unwilling to research things for 5 minutes. The normal desktop PC interface is unergonomic enough, adding a vertical touchscreen turns it into a torture-device.

    My diagnosis is terminal Dunning-Kruger effect in the MS executive level. They just do not think the real world applies to them as well. Time for them to die and their anti-competitive, anti-innovation monopoly with them.

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  46. New cash cow by TTL0 · · Score: 1

    Just like MS makes tons of money by selling MS branded mice and keyboards I have a feeling that MS branded "elbow support cushions" are the next big thing for them.

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  47. Slightly bigger problem... by BorisSkratchunkov · · Score: 1

    ...aren't we running out of helium? Will we even still be able to *build* touchscreens in the future?

  48. kids by symes · · Score: 1

    Well - kids are the main drawback to touchscreen for me - my iPad is sticky... I would sincerely hate to invest $$$s in a decent screen that needs a decent clean every time I need to use it.

  49. DeVry doing HCI courses now? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Example: An older person with not so fine-motor control. Rather than move the darn mouse, just click with your finger!

    If you can't control a mouse sitting on a surface that you can rest your hand on, why would you be able to control a finger held out at arm's length?

    That's leaving aside the fact that you can change the gain for a mouse, pad or trackball. For a touchscreen you're stuck at 1:1.

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  50. They don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not that Microsoft doesn't know what customers want. It's that they are so arrogant they think they know what is better for the customer. Think, the US government...

  51. use wanking arm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use wanking arm as the point device. its plenty strong already.

    or penis.

    captcha:enduring

    1. Re:use wanking arm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least when i get some sperm on my mouse it doesn't interfere with my viewing for more porn, smearing sperm on the monitor could be a drag.

  52. microsoft needs to stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    getting interface design ideas from shitty old 90s sci-fi.

  53. Minority report is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After touch, this is the next step http://theweek.com/article/index/228287/leap-control-your-computer-with-minority-report-style-gestures [theweek.com]

  54. Uh Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me the biggest problem is games. I don't see popular PC games (MMOs especially) going to an entirely touchscreen interface soon (if ever). Sorry, I'm not gonna play Angry Birds on my PC. Sorry Microsoft, but the mouse and keyboard are never going to die as long as there are PC games.

  55. Touch Screen + Monitors by shawnhcorey · · Score: 1

    Don't be too sure that touch screens won't appear on PCs. At one time, PCs had only one monitor (can you believe it?) What's wrong with having a touch screen instead of a keyboard and multiple monitors?

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    1. Re:Touch Screen + Monitors by Megane · · Score: 1

      And you know what? At this time, probably over 99% of PCs still have one monitor! The only thing you can count on having a second monitor is a Nintendo DS/3DS. The problem is that MS is trying to make touch the "preferred" interface.

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  56. Train of thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do I start. I think that some people mistakenly assume that Windows 8 is about touch, when in fact it's about homogeneity. I've got Windows 8 on 4 devices including Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, and Phone and the primary reason is not to enable touch experience; it's to enable a seamless experience when transitioning from one device to the next. I would say that after you spend about 20-30 minutes getting everything set the way that you want the experience across devices is very good. I don't have a touch desktop or laptop and really don't even notice. I have all the shortcuts setup on my taskbar and the ability to simply start typing in order to find and open any application, setting, file, etc. Simple and seamless.

  57. MS can afford to get it wrong. by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

    The idea that people don't want to stretch their arms out for hours on end seems sort of obvious. At the end of the day, touchscreens are ill suited for real data entry.

    I feel like people are jumping the gun though. I love MS bashing as much as anyone, but remember Windows 7 is still around. The longevity of XP proved that MS can procrastinate and fuck around and release a garbage OS like Vista without losing desktop market share. People just stick with the old one.

    If 8 fails, which seems likely, MS won't lose that much sleep. Hell, judging by XP they could spin out 7 for another decade to get the next one right.

  58. he's almost right by sribe · · Score: 1

    Touch screens on laptops, and even more so on desktops, can useful as accessories for occasional light use. UI features that allow for direct manipulation could be a nice touch. (haha.) But a UI that is strongly touch-centric is just a stupid idea, classic "me too" from incompetent marketeers who have no clue why or how things actually work for customers.

  59. Well there are some big touch screens by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    They aren't popular, but they do exist. Dell makes one, the ST2220T. We have one at work. It is a 22" monitor (IPS) with an optical touch screen interface that can do 2 point multi-touch. It works ok. Windows 7 works natively with it and goes in to touch mode when you plug it in.

    However the fact that it has existed for quite some time, and that you've never heard of it, tells you how popular it has been.

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  61. Touch will come... by kipsate · · Score: 1

    Obviously W8 is a complete disaster but having a touch screen on a laptop can be nice when implemented correctly. Ergonomically, it makes a lot of sense actually. I compared the strain on my arm when swiping my fingers across the screen of my laptop and when using the mouse. When I rest my elbow in front of the laptop, the strain on my arm is even less then when using a mouse, because when using a mouse I have to retract my arm and can only support the weight of my arm with my hand. When touching my screen, I barely have to move my arm. I move my hand slightly forward and I am able to touch my screen anywhere. Another big bonus is the directness. Using a mouse goes like: looking-for-mouse; move-hand-to-mouse; moving-mouse-pointer-to-correct-screen-location, clicking-mouse-button. With a touch screen I can simply: move arm 10 centimeters forward; press whatever I want on the screen with my finger. It's just more convenient and faster.

    But it would be a mistake to use the same UI which was designed for use by a mouse as a touch-screen UI. If a user interacts with the UI using the touch screen, UI elements like menus should be larger and behave differently than when they are accessed with a mouse. For example, scrolling a page could be a swipe on the screen, but using a mouse a swipe would be awkward. Specifically, the mouse paradigm where you move a little pointer on the screen and press a button must not be copied to the touch-screen paradigm, such that pressing a finger on the screen is equivalent for the OS a mouse-button press. Such an implementation would be disastrous. Instead, the UI should adapt to larger fingers, be less picky on where someone lands his fingers, and use larger, dynamically appearing GUI elements so users can see what they are doing, as their hand and fingers are now in front of the screen. And use swipe gestures. Lots.

    I think laptops with touch screens are the future, but I suppose it will take some iterations before Microsoft and Apple understand the differences and optimize their GUIs for use by touch screen as input device. In the mean time, creating a single UI for both mouse and touch-screen input is plain dumb and a waste of effort.

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    1. Re:Touch will come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the screen on laptops can be tiny like 11 or 13 inches so all your apps are going to have to be designed with big fischer price buttons so people can poke them with their fingers which just ends up wasting space making the small screen even more cramped.

      Why do people think getting rid of the mouse is a good idea but getting rid of the keyboard is not? If touchscreens are so marvelous lets ditch keyboards too!

    2. Re:Touch will come... by kipsate · · Score: 1

      Why do people think getting rid of the mouse is a good idea but getting rid of the keyboard is not? If touchscreens are so marvelous lets ditch keyboards too!
      There's actually quite a market for tablets, in case you haven't noticed.

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    3. Re:Touch will come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think getting rid of the keyboard for desktop computers and typing on a vertical touchscreen is a good idea?

    4. Re:Touch will come... by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's actually quite a market for tablets, in case you haven't noticed.

      That's a different market. Tablets are for content consumers. Mice and keyboards are for content producers.

      Most of the people I see with tablets use them to read or view content, with only occasional interaction. When they start doing significant input, they invariably adapt some sort of keyboard/mouse combination to the tablet. With varying degrees of success.

      The people doing significant content creation don't put up with mini keyboards and cheap track pads happily. There's still quite a market for the old IBM clicky keyboards among this group for a reason.

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    5. Re:Touch will come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll guess that almost no one replying here has actually used win 8 on a laptop. I hadn't either until my daughter decided on an Asus zenbook for her graduation gift. The touch feature was a minor attraction but we were both very surprised with how easily we adopted touch and simple and useful it is in everyday computing. I I'm sure that allvdayveverday reaching could problematic. However with a laptop, pulling it close and folding the screen tpba flatter angle goes a long way toward reducing fatigue. Anyway I think the entire premise of pogue's post is way over blown away and he'll wind up his eating his words on this one.

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  63. screens don't have to be vertical by terec · · Score: 1

    Many people spend entire workdays at drafting desks. In principle, that's a perfectly fine way of working; of course, hardware manufacturers need to catch up.

    Windows 8's problem isn't its support for touch, it's its poor UI and bad integration of the legacy cruft with the new UI. Shame, too, because Microsoft had a real opportunity to change things for the better.

    1. Re:screens don't have to be vertical by Megane · · Score: 1

      Yes, they spend their days at drafting desks... drawing lines! They don't spend their days at drafting desks typing documents, replying to e-mail, or working with spreadsheets. Powerpoint might be the closest "business PC use" to drafting, but you still have to type in a bunch of text.

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    2. Re:screens don't have to be vertical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And... you can't put a keyboard down on a drafting table because... you can't use an on-screen keyboard because... you can't use speech recognition because... ?

  64. Because of my neck by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Informative

    We have the monitor sitting where it does because it is easy and non-stressful to look at. You keep your neck in a neutral position and can see what you are doing. Your mouse and keyboard are then on the desk for the same reason with regards to your hands. If I move the monitor down to the desk, I'll suffer from neck and back pain in a hurry, because I'll be working hunched over.

    Also, if you make your input and output device the same device, then you have the problem that your hands are blocking a large part of your output device. My keyboard is pretty large and my hands block off most of it from view when I type. Why would I want to do that with a display?

    You could have two displays, but then the question is again why. Keyboards are mice offer excellent tactile feedback because they are physical devices. I can touch type at 80wpm+ on a physical keyboard, literally with my eyes closed. I can't come anywhere near that on a touchscreen.

    Touchscreens are useful only in some situations, mainly where you have a limited amount of space and as such your display and input devices need to be the same. There is just no reason to want them on the desktop. They are more expensive, and less usable, than what we already have.

    I think people forget that touchscreens are NOT new. They've been around for a long time, yet there's been no interest in bringing them to desktop computing on a large scale. There are plenty of reasons for it, ergonomics top among them.

    1. Re:Because of my neck by sdoca · · Score: 1

      I actually find the current monitor positioning to be a pain in the neck - literally. I would much prefer it to be much lower on the desktop at a 30 to 45 degree angle for viewing so that I am looking down at it; the same angle I would if I was reading a book. Years ago I had a friend who built a custom workstation for himself where the montior (CRT) was cradled under the top of the desk which had a cutout and a piece of glass over it for viewing. I thought it was brilliant. With flatscreen monitors, it would be so much easier to do today.

    2. Re:Because of my neck by Ardyvee · · Score: 1

      Playing eve with a touchscreen should be awesome, if you ask me. Why? So many menus you could just use your fingers on. I will hand you the fact I haven't thought yet where I would put that touchscreen interface, but I believe it would work nicely on that set up. Oh, and drawing, but I might aswell get a dedicated tool for that.

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    3. Re:Because of my neck by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      If display quality is important, the touchscreen user also needs a bowl of water and a roll of paper towels to wipe crud from his fingers off the screen.

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    4. Re:Because of my neck by peragrin · · Score: 1

      So when reading paper files on your desk you hold them all vertical? or do you leave them laying on the desk?

      If you use a touch screen as your keyboard(bad usability without haptic feedback, but possible) then when you need a large drawing pad your a touch or slide the keyboard away.

      What gets me is that people won't use computers like they use the rest of their desk. on a computer you are normally only viewing on page of information at a time. maybe two if your lucky and running multiple screens. you have one keyboard and one mouse and maybe if your lucky and use it a wacom.

      but on your desk you will have pages of data floating at your finger tips, multiple forms/types of input, etc.

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  65. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's [sic] Own by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

    "Why is mouselessness seemingly so important to people who are sworn off Windows anyway?"

    Because the Linux distros are moving in that direction as well. Two new desktop environments have been created for Linux, to revolt against the touch GUI's. I'm currently in Mate right now. Cinnamon doesn't really appeal to me. Enlightenment is the other option, but it's still not ready for prime time. I've abandoned Gnome3 and I had already left KDE when version 4 came out.

    The two desktops that I am most familiar, most comfortable with, are Gnome2 and Windows Classic. The distro that gives me what I'm comfortable with will gain my allegiance. Right now, that means Linux Mint Debian.

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  66. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  67. This was the area of my masters study by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 1

    https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bw7LQposDT4DM2ZpbXMtX1BSWk9HWkNtMGFlUW0zdw/edit?pli=1 if anyone is interested.

    This is the effects of RTC fatigue and acute onset is evident for users where any form of continuous movement is required but can be minimized by allowing the elbow to bear the strain rather than the shoulder. Rather simple ergonomic principles really...

  68. Stupid article ... by tgd · · Score: 1

    1) Why would you be poking at the screen if you're using a desktop computer in traditional desktop computer ways? Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid
    2) If you're using a laptop, the touch screen in a few inches away, and is actually less work to reach than a mouse.
    3) If you're using a large form-factor screen for a touch-like activity, odds are (like any designer using pen input screens, as they have for two decades) the screen is either flat to the work surface, or close to it.

    So the article is basically saying that its uncomfortable to do something you'd be a moron to do in the first place? Got it.

  69. Then use the desktop mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 does not force you to use the metro interface - is it that hard to click the desktop icon? There are even 3rd party add-ons which will send you right to the desktop on boot and also "restore" the start menu as it was known in XP and 7.

    As to the metro interface - I really don't have too big an issue with it. Yes, it is an adjustment because people are used to vertical scrolling and breaks (optimized or not) in that direction rather than the horizontal scrolling/breaking that is in win 8.

    1. Re:Then use the desktop mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, windows 8 does force you to the metro interface. There are a number of things that can only be done from the metro interface, specifically "PC Settings" which contains a bunch of stuff that is not to be found in the control panel. Also, unless you use a 3rd party app, you have to go to the "start" screen and the metro corners have an annoying tendency to pop up at unexpected (and unwanted) times. If you are using a laptop with a touchpad this happens all the time (unless you disable the touchpad). A number of previously included minor applications are now only available through the Windows Store as metro apps. Sure there are workarounds either install Win7 versions or 3rd party apps.

      So, yea, with 3rd party apps you can mostly fix windows 8 to work like a slightly faster, uglier version of windows 7. That's progress?

  70. True - try THIS test... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is WHY doing an "iron-cross" on the rings is SO hard (I used to be able to do one in highschool/college) - for the EXACT reasons you noted no less!

    * Anyone here, don't even HOLD anything, & try this (only takes a minute or so)...

    HOLD YOUR ARMS STRAIGHT OUT TO YOUR SIDES (not in front of you), & 'whirl' them @ your hands in small circles - slow, fast, won't matter (not after too long, lol)...

    You tell us - what "gave out" on you first, due to lactic acid buildup (mostly, the rest is "poor construction" in this area of our bodies, as Runaway1956 posted)...

    For me? It's deltoids (shoulder muscle). THIS? This is just like doing "skiers exercise" (another 'killer') around your knees... no matter HOW MUCH you train? We're just NOT BUILT RIGHT to do this kind of stuff @ the joints!

    APK

    P.S.=> On the "iron cross" - you could 'cheat' (in a way) by bending your arms @ the elbow, but it's obvious to judges you're not tough enough to do so WITHOUT doing that (I never met anyone that hand the shoulder & lats to hold it perfect either - not once)...

    ... apk

  71. "Gorilla Arm" is thought up by 21mhz · · Score: 2

    I remember blackboards. Teacher would stand in front of the blackboard, spend maybe thirty seconds scribbling something, wipe her hands, then wander around the room for two or three minutes, while blathering away on the importance of what she just wrote. Then, she would return to the blackboard, blather for another minute and a half, turn around, and write something new up there.

    That corresponds to how people use touchscreen gestures on a desktop/laptop. You don't touch the screen all the time, just reach every now and then.

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    1. Re:"Gorilla Arm" is thought up by jimbo · · Score: 2

      Yes a touch screen complements the mouse, it doesn't replace. E.g. Launch an application by poking the icon/tile, then use the mouse for the work.

  72. No they are betting it is handy to have both. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And by the sales number of touch screen PC's they are right.

  73. Where is OSX maximize (Zoom)? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    It's under preferences, universal access, keyboard shortcuts. Assign the keystroke of your choice. Enjoy.

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    1. Re:Where is OSX maximize (Zoom)? by Teckla · · Score: 1

      It's under preferences, universal access, keyboard shortcuts. Assign the keystroke of your choice. Enjoy.

      Unless it changed in Lion or Mountain Lion, OS X does not have maximize. It has zoom. And zoom is not maximize, though it might behave that way in some applications, sometimes.

  74. I get it about touch monitors... by mitzampt · · Score: 1

    ... but why don't they replace the keyboard+mouse with a touch-enabled device? It's like they never considered that possibility. You get to keep the entire screen estate but you add complex input to it.

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  75. Vm will need full PCI/PCI-E/USB IO passthough by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Vm will need full PCI / PCI-E / usb / firewire / ect IO pass though and away to get full use of video cards.

  76. will need sideloading and lose to no sandboxing by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    will need sideloading and lose to no sand boxing.

    Lot's of pro apps like adobe CS / autocad / video and sound apps / ECT will not work well in a sandbox. Also over laping windows is nice even more so on a big screen.

  77. windows explorer has no metro app from MS by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    windows explorer has no metro app from MS so you need desktop mode to do build in stuff also need desktop mode for calculator.

    Metro is just stapled on top of the old desktop poorly.

    1. Re:windows explorer has no metro app from MS by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I noticed recently that it does have "Reader". Which can view PDF or XPS files. You'd think it might be better to have an applet that does generic file browsing and just have filtering options for types of files you want (ie, to see only PDF or XPS). However even for this purpose it has many problems. Navigation is painful compared to windows explorer. And to view a file you can't double click it; instead you click it once (near top of screen usually on left side) and then click "open" (all the way at the bottom right of the screen). Only recent documents history can you single click to view directly.

      There's no back button from viewing a doc to get back to browsing for more. The "close" button will do this but it is hidden under "... more" (despite half the fat menu bar being unpopulated). However there is an "open" button that takes you to the browsing page, and that _does_ have a back button. Internally inconsistent.

      It even had display problems, this isn't quite ready for release I don't think.

      All of metro I think was rushed out.

  78. "Until the PC concept fades away entirely." by Chas · · Score: 1

    Yeah. If they're expecting that, they're fucking nuts.

    No. Plain-Jane PC sales don't have the room for explosive growth that tablets and phones do.
    The problem is, the devices they're betting on are media "consumption" devices.

    That's fine and all.

    But there's still a HUGE installed base of PCs whose sole purpose is "productivity".

    These machines see almost no benefit from tacking a touchscreen on. And they do things that are either impractical for touch interfaces or just flat out unfeasible.

    The rasputinian PC has been "dying" for over 30 years now. As a form factor/concept, it isn't going away. Period.
    Anyone who tells you different is an intellectual cripple or lying and probably trying to sell you something unsavory.

    Give it the same credence deserved of the 2012 Apocalypse. (None.)

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  79. Keep your ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ...stinking paws off my monitor, you damn dirty gorilla!

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  80. My arms are not long enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I work on a PC, my screen is further away from me than my arms can reach. This is necessary to avoid eye strain, etc. Touch screens simply do not work in the standard work-on-a-PC for an hour scenario.

    Marry that with the fact that I have much finer control with a mouse for clicking on icons, links, etc than I could ever have with my finger and touch screen is dead as an input device for standard PC usage scenarios. Touch screens are irritating enough on phones (very hard to click just the button you want on an Android phone when your finger is twice the size of the buttons). They are useless in a PC environment.

    Eventually people will realize that even tablets are very limited and that the ROI in terms of what you get for what you pay simply isn't there today. The only reason that iPad sold at all is because Jobs has been brain washing his minions for 10+years that if it is bright and shiny and made by Apple you must buy it. My company gave me an iPad 3 recently and my attempts to use it to do real work have failed miserably. I can read some email, type short replies and that is about it. The most useful task I've found for it is as a portable DVD player to distract my kid on long airplane flights. Portable DVD players do not cost $800...

  81. I like my Surface by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

    So I've been using a Microsoft Surface as my primary machine (everything except software development) for almost two months now and I'm not having any problem with "gorilla arm". And I don't think most people will. The reason being that the only time that I need to touch the screen a lot is when I'm consuming content (reading blogs, watching videos, etc.) For that I ditch the keyboard and hold it like a tablet. When I'm creating things, i.e., e-mail, writing proposals and documentation, my hands don't really leave the keyboard very much. I'm typing this on my Surface and I'm not having any problems because there's no need to touch the screen when creating content.

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  82. Metro problematic by rshimizu12 · · Score: 1

    Metro is problematic from the start. Microosoft's stated reason for Metro is that they believe that touch computing is the future and that enterprise will demand it. The other reason for Metro is that they want a consistent interface across all windows platforms. The problem is that there is not many touch laptops out there and they cost much more. The updating tiles make sense, but you cannot filter information that is being displayed. The big issue is no start menu. Sure you can type in the name of the app, but what if you cannot remember all the programs you have. You can install Smart Menu, but why should we have to ....? Why are the Metro apps all full screen only. Multitasking just became a big headache...! Business and especially mid to large business are going to be very reluctant to implement win8 and be forced to spend lots of money to retrain their users on a unintuitive GUI. Most businesses are sticking with Win7 or are probably using the Win7 downgrade for new machines. Does touch make sense, possibly. Perhaps some users will use the touch only sometimes. In the end I think we are going to see either a Win8 SP2 reloaded or they will rush out a version of Win9.

    1. Re:Metro problematic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They made a fundamental error by attempting to have a consistent interface for two devices that do a lot of similar functions but are quite different in many ways. My new analogy is to compare a car to a motorcycle. Cars and motorcycles do a lot of the same things and have the same fundamental function, to transport you from point A to Point B. From a usage standpoint they both (mostly) only have a single occupant, and the second most popular configuration is two occupants for both. They both require acceleration, turning, turn signals, brakes, a way to select and shift gears, etc. One could come to the quite reasonable assumption that it would be desirable to have a consistent user interface between a car and motorcycle, and a company that makes both (like Honda or BMW) could boost sales by making a line of cars and motorcycles with the same interface.

      Microsoft has attempted to make a motorcycle with a steering wheel and gas pedal and/or a car with a foot shifter and hand clutch. Users of cars and motorcycles agree to hate it. The car has only two seats because market research shows that 95% of the time only two seats are occupied.

  83. We have a 24inch HP Touchscreen PC by kawabago · · Score: 1

    We have one and we don't use the touch features for exactly that reason. They are a great idea until you are sitting in front of one with no mouse.

  84. Broken Window Fallacy by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    Weird, a pun that actually is appropriate?

    What the parent is partially suggesting is that Microsoft intentionally sabotages their own product to boost future profit which seems to me a bit like "Broken Window Fallacy" in economics. If you are in the business of building and installing windows, wouldn't be a good idea to sneak around and break people's windows? It turns out that this is a bad idea because people end up spending their budgets more on Windows and less on other items. With that in mind, suggesting Microsoft purposely released a borked Windows 8 to improve sales for Windows 9 is crazy due to the amount of money they would have to knowingly flush. And just like the window company, there is a big risk where if they are caught they are DOOMED because customers will flee to competitors and alternatives.

    Sales where big on Win95, XP and Win7. Was that because of the stuff between? Partially but for a reason not mentioned: time. If people hear how clunky and broken Windows ME was they sit on their Win95 machine until XP came out. By the time that happened hardware had nearly turned over to completely different class so buying an entirely new machine made a lot of sense. Sure WinME sucked but it was more the case that many had to buy new hardware by the time XP released. Do we have a window when Win9 will come? If the pace of hardware dev from AMD and Intel keeps moving on track then people will feel they need to buy a new machine regardless of how much they love or hate Win8 or how much they love or hate Win9.

    1. Re:Broken Window Fallacy by nzac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The "Broken Window Fallacy" is about the overall economy, having windows to repair is good for the window repairer.

  85. Working touch on a bigger Monitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when we transition to our wall bound 82 inch (or bigger) flat screens? Are we even going to be able to reach them? :)

    1. Re:Working touch on a bigger Monitor by rshimizu12 · · Score: 1

      Then you lay the device flat and use it like the orignal Surface 3d devices. :)

  86. Tablets (See Wacom) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, screw having to reach for it when it can sit wirelessly in your lap and not fuck up your view with greasy smears jackasses.

    P.S. I love my tablet =)

  87. The future is touchless not touch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's gamble is with Kinect not touchscreens.

  88. Type checking and lack thereof by tepples · · Score: 2

    How is JavaScript not type-checked? You can't do object operations with an integer or vice versa or call a method that an object doesn't implement; trying to do so will throw a runtime exception. Or do you mean that you can't statically check that all assignments to a particular variable will be references to objects with a particular prototype?

  89. Bouncing it off the cloud by tepples · · Score: 1

    I've seen people typing papers on an iPad with a little bluetooth keyboard when they've got a full-size laptop sitting right next to them.

    Might it be because they started to type the paper on the iPad and haven't yet had a chance to copy it to the cloud and then copy it back to the full-size laptop to work on it there? Or because they know they'll have to leave the full-size laptop at home or wherever before they finish the paper?

    1. Re:Bouncing it off the cloud by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point. Most people don't write papers. Most consumers write short emails. Most consumers spent more time consuming content than creating it. The rising sales of tablets and smart phones is showing this trend. But MS is very late to the game with Surface. Yes they had both WinMo and Windows Tablets before anyone else. Those products were completely focused on businesses and not consumers for too many years. Android and iOS are geared to consumers first with enough core functionality for businesses. Thus MS is very late to this market. But leveraging their existing monopoly in desktops is the only thing they know how to do really.

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    2. Re:Bouncing it off the cloud by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Good point there. Look at Facebook, for example. Yes, I use Facebook, and no, I am not an idiot. Deal with it.

      Nonetheless, most commentary on FB is a sentence or so. I have maybe a half dozen out of 200 or so that ever write more than a sentence or two. I've been known to write essays myself, but few people have that much to say (which might be a good thing). I don't use the FB app on my Android phone because if I wanted to say something, it would be way too much trouble to enter the text on that tiny keyboard with my big ol' sausage fingers.

      But most people aren't like that. Most people are happy to communicate in short busts of chatspeak (something we old school nerds outgrew 25+ years ago), and for them Windows 8 is fine. Microsoft seems to think they should address the Lowest Common Denominator and less the rest of us rot, and frankly, that's fine with me. If it weren't for gaming and a very small number of other apps, I wouldn't bother using Windows at all. But I don't hate Windows 7 (usually) and it would be a hassle to have to reboot to play games, so it remains, but if Windows ever becomes any amount of hassle and reversion to a decent version is no longer possible, I'll just abandon it for good, and I'm sure there are a lot of folks like me.

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  90. Changing OS APIs out from under utilities by tepples · · Score: 0

    But that's why there's third party utilities and skins to fill in the gaps.

    Until Microsoft changes the hooks on which these third party utilities rely in the next service pack. Or until Microsoft starts running everything in a stricter sandbox specifically to rule out the ability of third party utilities to affect anything system-wide.

  91. Surprised myself on this (almost 50 here)... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I held it for just over 2 minutes... but I KNOW I'll be "hurtin' 4 certain" tomorrow a.m. too (outta shape, not like I was in my younger days).

    * Enjoy the test... lol (or not).

    (I *think* I could've held it longer, but I've also got a shot rotator cuff from lifting + an injury - not worth "testing" it longer for worse injury, long-term, is all!)

    APK

    P.S.=> I don't *think* this will be what "kills" Windows 8 on the desktop alone though - 4 other things WILL though:

    1.) Economic hard times

    2.) Lack of familiarity with an 'alien' interface (fine for smartphones, notepads, etc. but after nearly 18++ yrs. using the paradigm of the Win9x desktop & for me @ least, OS/2 WorkPlace Shell before it? No way, unneeded)

    3.) Hardware - folks ALREADY have 'screamers' & going BACK to #1 above? They're just not buying!

    4.) Per #3 - not enough "bang for the buck" benefit (only ones I like, ME, the "poster child for Windows fanboy" on /. is saying this too mind you) - only 2-3 things they did RIGHT on the Win8 desktop model (2 types of heap memory protections, & automated service cutoffs (which in the latter I've been doing manually for decades anyhow))

    ... apk

  92. Case insensitivity is tricky by tepples · · Score: 2

    Whoever thought that it would be a good idea to have multiple files with identical names but different cases should be shot.

    When you establish user-friendly equivalence classes between sets of code points, you have to be careful. Even if the mapping from lowercase to uppercase is one-to-one and onto in ASCII, it's not the case in general in Unicode. For example, should the German letter "ß" be counted as equivalent to the letters "SS" or "SZ"? Should the Latin letter A and the similarly shaped Greek and Cyrillic letters be counted as equivalent?

  93. I've used a laptop with touch screen for two years by tendays · · Score: 1

    My datapoint contradicts that claim a bit:

    I've had a laptop with a touch screen (hp pavillon dv3) for two years and a bit, and I use touchpad AND keyboard AND touch screen to interact. When I want to select a big button or activate a window I find it far more convenient to touch the screen (with the back of my finger so it doesn't leave greasy prints), than wiggling the mouse around so I can see where the pointer is, moving it to the right place and clicking. (I sometimes even first touch approximately the point I want to hit and then move the mouse for fine tuning).

    I'd even add that I miss that at work and when I use another (touchless) laptop. All the time I just want to bring that window to front or move a window away (I'm on linux so when the alt key is pressed (with my left hand) I can move a window around with my right hand as easily and naturally as moving a piece of paper around on my desk.

    I get pain in my wrists and fingers due to mouse and keyboard usage, not the occasional touch.

    I'd HATE having to do everything by touch however. I want my mouse AND my touch screen.

  94. backslash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it's because I support Windows all day long and I can NEVER get people to understand the difference between a backslash and a slash! And these people have been using their computers for decades. It's a failure. So when you make things all new again, don't forget to go to slashes.

    Is adjacent to the backspace key. hth

    1. Re:backslash by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      On a US keyboard. Maybe.

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  95. This is a ridiculous article by Nicros · · Score: 1

    I don't really get articles like this. Just because win8 CAN be used on on touchscreen doesn't mean that will be the only way to interact with that device. Everyone loves to bash MS for their lack of foresight, how they are going to alienate all their customers, etc., etc. But they created an OS that was flexible enough to run on mobile devices in just that start menu mode (metro) or upgrade win7 for use in workstations or desktop pcs. Kinda cool I think. Have the bashers USED win8? Maybe, maybe not. I use it all day, every day. It appears to me to be a nice desktop upgrade to windows 7, nothing more. Why? Because I use it as a DESKTOP not a touch device. I never see the start screen unless I want to see it. This is the same start screen that guys like David Pogue claim will take over your computer. Gorilla Arm? Give me a break. Who uses touchscreens to develop code, write word documents or get business work done? Touchscreens are not desktop pc replacements. They are great for certain things, but they do NOT replace the workstation.

    1. Re:This is a ridiculous article by Greg+Merchan · · Score: 1

      I know one person who has used Windows 8 for work. She likes it and she doesn't even have a touchscreen.

      Oh, and she's a long time Mac user.

  96. Microsoft's Customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Microsoft simply has no idea what its customers want or need.

    You are not a Microsoft customer. You may be an end user, a customer of a Microsoft customer.

    Microsoft's customers are the OEMs, the retail stores, resellers and bulk licenced enterprises. These customers want 'New Shiny', greater hardware resource requirements, and reasons for end users to discard existing machines. Vista did this very nicely: it needed bigger hardware than XP machines had and was so awful that the next release, Windows 7, was bought by the truckload to replace it. Windows 7, though, was not so good for business as it required _less_ hardware than Vista.

    Now, to make up for this, Windows 8 is allegedly for touch so this should have resulted in new touch monitors or complete systems, new touch laptops, as _everyone_ flocked to the new way of working and dumped iPads and iPhones for the new Windows. - which is what Microsoft's actual customers wanted.

    End users want iStuff and Android.

  97. Keyboard, touchpad, mouse by anyaristow · · Score: 1

    I touchpad like Apple's Magic Trackpad would be beneficial for Windows 8 uptake. There are a couple on the market but I don't know how well they work. They might need support from Microsoft to be truly as good as Apple's is on the Mac.

    Next, make a mid-size keyboard. That is, a keyboard with the standard inverted T arrow arrangement with the page, delete, end, etc buttons above it, but without the numeric keypad. A keyboard between the compact ones and the full-size ones. Why? So you can place the trackpad next to the keyboard and still have room for a mouse.

    I use my Magic Trackpad almost exclusively on the Mac, but there are a couple things for which a mouse is better. A more compact but still full-featured keyboard would make it easier to have both available.

  98. Touch it by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Brilliant deduction that touch took off on pads and phones. On the other hand, how the hell do you use them without touch? It "might" work on a laptop but on a desktop? Gimme a break. Lean back in a chair and put your KB on your lap. Go ahead. Then use touch. I suppose it's a good way to get some exercise.

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  99. 3D did catch on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Vista and 7 did have a largely 3D desktop environment. Of course since the monitor itself is physically flat it's really a bunch of moderately 3D looking flat things stacked on top of each other with shaded and lighted buttons, edges and bevels. MS was a big champion of this and it was an area where they were actually correct. All those beveled edges and shading conveyed information about what was on top, what was clickable, and what was static. MS has now reversed their previous correct position and now just says those are "style" which is now out of style in favor of a "crisp, clean" interface that is flat. Now none of that information is available.

    Look at something simple like a scroll bar. In windows 7 the scroll bar looks like a slightly raised shaded chunk with three little tics in the middle, sized to the amount of screen currently showing in the window. In windows 8 the scroll bar is just two different flat colors of grey. It is not inherently obvious which is the "bar" and which is represents space you can't see.

  100. Proud Yoga owner, no gorilla arm issues here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might be an issue in the use scenarios that we've all become accustomed to, but what touch support does is open up a whole new world of computing. I'm using my Yoga on ways that I could never use a standard laptop or desktop, and it's fantastic. Of course it works just great in standard laptop mode too, and even then the touch capabilities are a nice compliment to the keyboard and mouse/touchpad. Key word being compliment.

    1. Re:Proud Yoga owner, no gorilla arm issues here. by mattcoz · · Score: 1

      Oops, wasn't logged in.

  101. Dear Hugh Pickens by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Did you actually augment your PC experience with a touch screen and use it for 8 hours a day, or are you simply regurgitating what others have said for more clicks on your blog?

  102. That neck must hurt with a laptop, touch or not by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    We have the monitor sitting where it does because it is easy and non-stressful to look at. You keep your neck in a neutral position and can see what you are doing.

    I don't get why people are wound up in false dichotomies when thinking about Windows 8 UI (which they clearly haven't tried with a touchscreen).
    I don't think anybody seriously wants to use touch on large vertical monitors. You can still use the mouse or, arguably faster, keyboard shortcuts. On laptops and the Surface, however, the screen is positioned close to the keyboard. And then there is this ridiculous mental picture of people staring at the screen while continuously holding their hands in front of it. You really can't see how this works, have never used a tablet?

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  103. My display isn't even in arms reach ... by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    and neither is it for any other normal desktop user who sits in a comfy chair.

    1. Re:My display isn't even in arms reach ... by darue · · Score: 1

      bingo

  104. Gorilla Leg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear The Ballmer's leg never gets tired.

  105. Alternative Touch Input Devices by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    Touch input does not need to be done from the screen. Both Microsoft and Logitech have mice that recognize touch gestures across their surface.

    Logitech also makes a touch pad that supports multi-touch gestures.

    These device should alleviate the problem of "gorilla arm", but in the case of touch sensitive mice, I'm not sure they're a good idea. I tried using the Microsoft Touch Mouse for a few weeks and found it very annoying. Perhaps it's just me, but I found it would frequently respond to some "gesture" I hadn't intended. Usually this resulted in a window being minimized accidentally, but I once lost a considerable amount of typing when the mouse though I made a "back" gesture while posting online. I've stopped using the touch mouse and have ordered the touch pad instead.

  106. Can still use keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The screens belonging to laptop, tablet-crossovers and desktop PC's will be touch enabled, where traditional input devices will be the norm. It's often convenient to have a touch enabled screen (I use one) where you find an efficient balance between reaching at the screen for certain tasks, and using a keyboard shortcut or mouse control for other tasks. I certainly don't hold my arm out for three hours on end. I've been doing this for two years and haven't had a single case of ergonomic discomfort. SO ultimately, these people are idiots, or liars, or both. No one does that with a touch enabled windows computer -- using touch as the sole input mechanism. No one. MS isn't makin big bets and taking risks on their technology. The article is essentially a lie designed to lead potential MS customers to believe MS expects the impossible from the consumer, encouraging them to ignore MS presence in the market. Hint: YOU CAN STILL USE A KEYBOARD WITH A WIN8 DESKTOP. Problem solved before the headline was even written. Surely this will be mod deleted, but I'd wish ./ editors had more common sense than to post this ridiculous propoganda

  107. Geez, thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For telling me something I've know since Microsoft first announced Win8. This was one of the most obvious thing about why it would fail on Desktop. It's a good touchscreen OS for mobile devices, but on a desktop where you generally don't sit 10cm from the screen and at that point you lose tons of functionality designed for touchscreens in mind, where the mouse is just a pain to use.

  108. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's [sic] Own by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    I remember the broom exercise at school. Funny, isn't it? Big strong lads can't do it for more than 45 seconds. I thought I'd try it myself given that I'm not 12 any more. I got bored after 5 minutes. Sure, my shoulder aches a little bit, but I reckon I had another 10 minutes of holding my arm out, stock still.

    Same here. I'm in terrible shape, haven't been to the gym in over a year. Picked up a broom just now and held it at arms length with one hand out to the side for 5 minutes, which seems long enough to prove the point.

    As a teenager I heard a similar challenge involving holding the empty hand horizontally at arms length for five minutes. After 25 minutes without the slightest tiredness I got bored and quit. I figured I was just too skinny or something -- twiggy nerd arms must be easier to hold up than big muscly jock arms.

    I'm pretty sure this "can't hold arm straight out for n minutes" is pure myth. Strange that so few people actually bother to try it.

  109. But not everything is touch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that if we have touch we'll be forced to use touch for everything is just as ridiculous as the idea that if we have a mouse we'll be forced to use the mouse for everything. It's another type of input that will be appropriate for some things and not others.

  110. Wacom cintiq owner here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an owner of a wacom cintiq (a combo graphics tablet/screen unit), I note I don't get gorilla arm at my PC. Why? All you need to do is have the touch screen not-vertical, easy in the era of LCDs, awkward back for 80s light pens and CRTs (which I loved as a child for short periods, why I got a cintiq really, but definitely did cause gorilla arm).

    My current setup is like a "giant DS". I have a vertical screen behind/above my wacom cintiq easily used on its tilt stand. No gorilla arm.

  111. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moving my hand off the keyboard to a mouse is hard enough, let alone touching the screen!

  112. shock screen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly I wish my screen were electrified to give a good jolt to every idiot who touches my screen trying to show me something.

  113. Does Microsoft test new versions before shipping? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    That makes sense to me. That seems the way the original design was done.

    However, the issue is whether Microsoft tests their new operating systems before they ship them. Windows XP had serious bugs until Service Pack 2.

  114. Keep your grubby fingers off my screen! by Askmum · · Score: 1

    I don't know about others, but my reflex, still from the olden CRT days, when lusers start pointing at my screen is to yell out "get your fingers off my screen". If they actually touch my screen, they lose a finger. With touchscreen phones I have the inane habit to keep cleaning the screen because of all the fingerprints that get left on it.

    Ok, I know, there is no coating that you can ruin with your greasy prints, but old reflexes die hard.

  115. Windows 8 is not for touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is for Kinect. You are missing the point completely. Touch will be part of it, but a minor part as time goes on. This is the second article on slashdot that deals with windows 8 that does not mention the kinect. You people are totally missing the point.

  116. Victims of their own success by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    To make a really off the wall analogy, I saw some interesting analsys of Al Queda, looking it as, essentially, a PR firm doing off the wall stunts. 9/11 was the end for them, they can't top it, and it set the bar for them so high that, they only have down to go from there.

    Likewise, Microsoft has done it. My wife was just ranting about this when her new laptop came with windows 8.... Windows 7 was it. They finally did it. Windows works, and works pretty well. It has worked well for a few versions now. Remember when your windows install would accumulate so much crud that if you didn't reinstall it every 6 months it just got worst and worst? I dual boot for games mostly and, I can't even think of anything to complain about other than having to mess with non-obvious settings to get it working with samba.

    What is there to do after it works? Look at Linus and the kernel. He was a much bigger rock star when the Kernel didn't fully work, and was rough around the edges. As time goes on, who pays much attention to the kernel anymore? The project is still there and worked on.... but the kenel is boring now, because its working, its done. Its just peripheral stuff where its interesting. Linus is still a rock star, everyone still knows who he is, but now he only makes the front page when there is some drama.

    That fine for a project like the kenrel though. The kernel makes no money and has no employees. Many devs may be paid for their work, but, its not like its anybodies product.

    Microsoft however, does have products, a whole ecosystem of them.... but alternatives exist. They built a platform and exploited it to make huge market share. They got their first, and profited from it. Now, there really is just nowhere to go, and everybody else is steadily making progress, eventually they catch up. They may have nowhere to go but down

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  117. KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS by jlusk4 · · Score: 1

    That is all.

  118. Planning for the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps what Microsoft is betting on is that as the technology matures and laptops become affordable PC replacements (My MBP+R was not very affordable but it has successfully replaced my PC) this will become a moot point. I foresee PC replacement laptops within 2-3 years and if they can hang on to the market share until then, well they will have a nice mature OS with a reasonably mature touch interface...its a gamble but one with a good payout or a loss they would be willing to accept.

  119. For those of you just joining us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zontar the Mindless = Jeremiah Cornelius. An alternate slashdot user registered account that Jeremiah Cornelius uses to defend himself when he screws up, and that he also uses to upward moderate his own posts via these alternate registered accounts here on /., and to downmod those of others who get the best of him and his bullshit. It's only 1 of many Jeremiah Cornelius maintains to do those things.

  120. 800lb Gorilla by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I recall Microsoft being called an "800lb Gorilla" back in the day. Calling arm strain caused by Windows 8 touch screens on a desktop "Gorilla Arm" made me chuckle a bit. :)

  121. To get people to stick with Windows 8... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should have tried Gorilla Glue instead!

  122. Touch will remain -but so will keyboard and mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry M$ - you bet wrong on W8 and "touchy" on the screen....
    Works for tablets and phones, but until the interface with a screen (if it continues to evolve as a 'screen')
    is improved, we'll still need keyboards and mice.

    I've not seen anyone yet, move about on a "touch" interface as anyone with a handy kbd and mouse yet!
    and in the business/IT/development/designer world - I dare you to try and pry these from the hands of folks
    that require them to make their magic.

    Too bad you didn't focus on the OS 1st - but instead, you hurried in at the last second to the "touch" world
    you're so far behind in already.

  123. don't think the "gorilla arm" theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    applies to males. the right arm uses the mouse to access the favored site and then the left arm goes into action.

  124. Touch it with a ten foot pole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to buy a stylus in order to use the keypad on my iPhone (which renders it nothing more a modern version of my old Palm). Does this mean I need to buy a ten foot pole before I can touch Win8? My monitors are usually that far away. There is a reason I like a wireless keyboard and mouse. I don't need a ten foot pole.

  125. A different kind of touch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Gorilla Arm assumption may be correct, for now, but will it still be an issue when move to Gesture Control? (http://www.engadget.com/2012/11/14/elliptic-labs-develops-touchless-gesture-control-for-windows-8/)

    Maybe we'll all have gorilla ARMS!

  126. Touch Screens Suck for Desktop Computing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the average desktop computer user, a touch screen is an annoyance. Having to reach up
    and touch this or poke that when the same can be done by moving a mouse a couple inches
    is ludicrous. Save the touch screens for where they belong - kiosks, restaurants, menu-driven
    applications.

    Plus...why would I want anyone's fingers on my monitor? It's hard enough to keep people
    from touching it when they're pointing at something, and add a touch-sensitive surface, and
    you're just asking for trouble.

    Enough of the touchy-feely computing already.

  127. Just more problems to solve. by nilbog · · Score: 1

    What is wrong isn't putting touch on a desktop, it's putting touch on a desktop and then configuring it as if it were meant to be controlled by keyboard and mouse. If you want a touch PC, you need to put the screen flat on the desk, tilted up towards you. THAT is the future of touch computing. Making you gigantic monitor touch enabled is technology for technology sake, without enough thought put into how it should be used.

    Future touch computers should look like a block of cheese on its side.

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  128. Nice visual... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    Gorilla arm smearing banana residue all over touchscreen...

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  129. Why is everyone bashing Windows 8 GUI ? by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    I don't find it that bad. In fact, one you switch to desktop mode it is basically like any other windows version. And I actually like the new "start menu".
    And one of the think I really like is that they push something that actually new to the public and not a ripoff of Apple's stuff. And I sincerely think that they are holding something good here.
    Like everything new, it is perfectible. And I think that Microsoft (and their competitors too) will closely monitor how users will react once they get familiar with the UI so that can move in the right direction.

    As for the "gorilla arm" syndrome I think it is obivous for everyone at Microsoft that people wont spend 8 hours a day tapping their laptop screen without interruption. The touchscreen is just another input device, like the keyboard and the mouse. Users and UI designers will learn about whatever device is the best for a given task. Afterall people have no problem using both keyboard and mouse.

    And in case you ask : No, I am no Microsoft shill, I mostly use linux, windows 7 and android. I just decided to try windows 8 a bit and it didn't turn as bad as people make it.

  130. NUI is not just touch by darien.train · · Score: 1

    MS is betting big on NUI input - not just touch. There's a HUGE difference. The Kinect can easily be used for NUI input. As can many other technologies that don't require actually touching anything - hence gorilla arms are just a small piece of the interaction picture. Eye-tracking interfaces can even provide NUI output that could operate W8 without changing anything on the Windows side.

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  131. Monitor in Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until we turn the monitor 90 degrees backwards and slide it toward us, and sink it into the table. Or would that cause an epidemic of Goon Necking? I can only assume that name would work, with the naming system already in place.

  132. windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If we take what we have things we hold our hands these days, let's review should remain.

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  133. Grand scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rumor is that M$ will attempt to release a new OS every year from here on out. The other direction M$ is going to take is to put your applications into the cloud. Cloud = very bad. If Root Certificate Authorities can get hacked so will "the cloud". You also have an issue of know exactly where your data resides. "We put your data into an off shore data center due to cost here in the U.S." A bad scenario could be that they outsourced to Egypt, and well Egypt decided to turn off INTERNET access for an undetermined amount of time. Then there are backups that they will be taking of your data. Is it secure? Gorilla arms at the PC could be cured by putting the monitor in your desk so that you touch the desk vs. where the monitor is now. They just need to make it water/coffee proof. M$ still uses old code and that's their problem. Build it from the ground up and think it through would be a better approach, but not one I think they will take, they haven't thought their latest OS through. Server 2012....Uh so all the GUI items I've been using for the last decade are hidden now? Thank you, I'll just switch to a different OS then if I have to learn your non standard CLI or power shell which doesn't have a standard between 2007 and 2010. Change for the sake of change doesn't really translate to sales. Change with great and needed functionality is probably more on target.

  134. Microsoft did nothing wrong. by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

    The article is right on, but Microsoft didn't do anything wrong here. They didn't make touching the screen a necessary or preferred way of dealing with the operating system, they didn't make it necessary for programs. They just upgraded OS support for touch. And what's wrong with that? Sure for most applications it's not necessary, but maybe 1% of programs can use it and for these programs it's a good thing, too. It also lets PCs run tablet apps if they want to, without clunky finger - mouse converters.

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  135. Without Chair Throwing enabled, Touch Screen Fail by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Without the Chair throwing enabled, touch screens such as Win 8 are an Epic Fail.

    If you can't shout at someone and throw your Win 8 tablet at the wall, you quickly run out of chairs.

    Right, Monkey Boy Ballmer?

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  136. Or finger tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Provided this isn't vaporware:
    https://leapmotion.com/

    Something like that would probably be a better option for touch desktops.

  137. Please, Can any make an aggressive takeover of MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some knowledgeable and sensible guy? I dislike very much that the interface I was programming when my other laptop was stolen became Win 8 on tablets. AGAIN. So going so far as to want everyone to KEYBOARD on a FLAT SCREEN TOO, even on PCs, is TOO MUCH. And I was precisely yesterday taking my notes to make a more efficient ANYTHING but Windows, for LAPTOPS... djb

  138. Gorilla Arms by nobaloney · · Score: 1

    The problem is 'the tingling ache that [comes] from extending my right arm to manipulate that screen for hours, an affliction that has earned the nickname of gorilla arm.

    Disclosure: I don't use W8 or any other touch interface on either laptop or desktop, only on my smartphone and tablet. I saw this technology being sold on either QVC or HSN; I don't remember which, but you can likely see it this week at CES in Las Vegas.

    Gorilla arms need not be the problem. All we need is hardware with a 3" to 5" multi-touch touchpad and agreement on what to use on screen to represent finger position. It won't be easy at first to know where to touch the pad to match the screen, but it won't be long before our brains figure this out and then we'll be productive again.

    Remember the first time you used a mouse? It's not much different, and we learned the mouse.

  139. what about in conjunction with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leapmotion?

  140. Where did we get this term? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are living in an iPad/iPhone/Android world now. I often caught myself trying to drag my fingers on the laptop screen to scroll. Now that I have one with a touch screen, it seems natural. On an iPad, it is easier to type a lot of text with a keyboard, so how is that different from a laptop with a touch screen? I'd rather have the laptop, because the screen is firmly attached, and doesn't need juggling.

    Now I hear about this Gorilla Arm thing. It seems psychological to me. It's like expecting an automobile to have horse saddles to sit on, instead of seats. They invent this term to dis touchscreens, why don't we invent a term to dis onscreen keyboards? Gorilla Keys? The touchscreen laptop seems like the best of both worlds. Make it as portable as an iPad (Lenovo IdeaPad and ThinkPad), and we're further down the road. Fold back the keyboard on one of those, and you have an iPad.

    Why didn't we get Gorilla Arm with iPads? Because Apple didn't tell us to.

    BTW, I'm noticing that none of Apple's laptops have touchscreens, so maybe that's where this resurrection of "Gorilla Arm" is coming from. It's Marketing covering fire to give Apple time to catch up.

    I'm not making excuses for Microsoft. I just disagree with the Gorilla Arm psychosis. It's a thing of the past. Past Marketing.