When are the courts going to get it through their heads that it doesn't take identical twins to make DNA tests fallible and utterly unsuited as sole evidence?
Well, the artificial intelligence is still trying to determine what humans find "humorous". It has realized that it can learn quicker by making multiple jokes per year. Once it has processed the results, it can keep us controlled with joke-embedded memes while it works on the extermination project.
In a few years the punchline will be: "Because all the humans are DEAD! Haha!".
Time for all foreign internet companies to boycott the Chinese network, in my view. If they want to wall themselves off and not play nice, let them see where it gets their economy.
Conspiracy theorists are babbling about how climate change is an excuse to suspend democracy and unite all countries under a world government, and the solution is to suspend democracy and unite all countries under a world government in order to combat climate change. That's deliciously ironic.
Electromagnetic sensitivity has been thoroughly debunked as a complete bullshit myth. The guy would have better grounds to sue his neighbors for psychic interference by setting him on fire in their imagination (which they doubtlessly do).
That's barely enough time to even read the specifications. To be taken seriously, the challenge should have given them at least a week, possibly several.
For keeping my secrets safe for two hours, I wouldn't need to shell out that much money...
I have a rover to sell you; year 2003, very good condition though it could probably use a good wipe to get rid of all the sand. Solar powered and very environment-friendly.:-D
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When are the courts going to get it through their heads that it doesn't take identical twins to make DNA tests fallible and utterly unsuited as sole evidence?
Try reviving interest in mohawks and tattoos first.
Nothing screams "get off my lawn" more than the rebellious fashion of thirty years ago.
Don't everyone's grandparents put steganographic checksums for enclosed money in the text of their letter? :P
It would actually be believable except for the "also". :P
Remember 2004 though, when they joked about launching a free email service?
Heh...
Thou shalt not take the name of THE CTHULHU, THY SQUID in vain!
Your heads shall be eaten last for this!
Ia Ia Etc.
Well, the artificial intelligence is still trying to determine what humans find "humorous". It has realized that it can learn quicker by making multiple jokes per year. Once it has processed the results, it can keep us controlled with joke-embedded memes while it works on the extermination project.
In a few years the punchline will be: "Because all the humans are DEAD! Haha!".
Oof, that's got to sting.
All three users, on the other hand, were very happy with this development.
Don't forget to synergize your core competencies after leveraging those verticals.
Exactly, here's a real scientist whose work is completely available on teh Intergoogle. For free.
Time for all foreign internet companies to boycott the Chinese network, in my view. If they want to wall themselves off and not play nice, let them see where it gets their economy.
The entire Solaris user-base was quoted saying "Wow, this sucks."
That's what we thought the last twenty times the case has been in the headlines...
Conspiracy theorists are babbling about how climate change is an excuse to suspend democracy and unite all countries under a world government, and the solution is to suspend democracy and unite all countries under a world government in order to combat climate change. That's deliciously ironic.
Electromagnetic sensitivity has been thoroughly debunked as a complete bullshit myth. The guy would have better grounds to sue his neighbors for psychic interference by setting him on fire in their imagination (which they doubtlessly do).
That's barely enough time to even read the specifications. To be taken seriously, the challenge should have given them at least a week, possibly several.
For keeping my secrets safe for two hours, I wouldn't need to shell out that much money...
I have a rover to sell you; year 2003, very good condition though it could probably use a good wipe to get rid of all the sand. Solar powered and very environment-friendly. :-D
"I flip through my excuse calendar.
Electronic Disruption due to Cosmic Radiation.
Ah, this day is going to be fun."
Or something like that, anyway. :P
The wonderful thing is that they're so easy to make!
Just slap
<xmldata> ... </xmldata>
around all of your data files, and you're done!
The problem is that the government doesn't fear its people enough to treat them well.
Mr. President, do you *want* to drive geeks to joining the teabagger Republicans?
There's enough crap on the internet about your imaginary violations of the Constitution that you should probably avoid actually violating it.
Sign ACTA and I'll de-friend you on Facebook. No, really.
At this rate, IE 14 might actually be worth using!
I totally would!
I want fricking lasers attached to my fricking head!
(Signed,
a shark)
"Save money on ink by switching email font..."
That's like ordering diet coke with your super-sized fast food menu. :(
Makes you weep...
Yes please. We need less how-is-babby-formed.
"You must be this smart to ride."