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  1. Re:Are they joking? on NSA Director Says the US Must Secure the Internet · · Score: 1

    Of course they're not joking. All just part of securing the planet, you know. Did you imagine they had some smaller goal in mind?

  2. Re:This is painfully obvious. on Researchers Say Happiness Costs $75K · · Score: 2, Informative

    Security AND Freedom. Weren't these enshrined in the US Constitution ?

    Yes, but only for white land-owners. The sad reality is that we don't have and hopefully don't want our literal forefathers' vision today. Makes for effective rhetoric though, with so many ignorant of history...

  3. Re:Themes on New Malware Imitates Browser Warning Pages · · Score: 1

    It's actually kind of hilarious sometimes to see windows-style fake error messages when browsing in Opera on FreeBSD.

  4. Re:speaking of backdoors on Ping Could Be Apple's Social Networking Backdoor? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah um, don't be informed by my sig or anything. Dumbass.

  5. Re:speaking of backdoors on Ping Could Be Apple's Social Networking Backdoor? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    God, all you applebashers are such retards! Apparently you think a companies' chief exec, marketing, and PR defines the customers. Which of course would mean that all microsofties find churritos and ill-fitting shoes hilarious and frequently have chair-throwing tantrums and do a lot of weird chants and sweaty dancing.

  6. Re:fastest first post ever? on IBM Unveils Fastest Microprocessor Ever · · Score: 1

    Yes, but you'll have to disable "Aero".

  7. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 1

    And clearly you are just such a moron.

  8. Re:Giant letter? on EPA Proposes Grading System For Car Fuel Economy · · Score: 1

    It gets worse: they rate electric cars in miles per gallon. "Yeah, just fill 'er up with five gallons of electricity. Premium, please!" The EPA gathered together some focus group of yokels and found that they didn't know what a kilowatt hour was, and so decided to put everything into "gallons", which is an absurd measure for electricity.

    It's a shell game. Otherwise they'd do the only sensible thing, which is:
    For a series hybrid ("EREV" in marketing-speak) like the Volt, "N mpkw on electric and N mpg on gas", and
    For a parallel hybrid like the Prius, "N mpg when starting with a full charge, N mpg when starting with no charge". That way those of us who understand maths a bit will be informed. Nearly everyone else will misinformed anyway no matter what kind of rating they use.

  9. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on A Conference For Malware Writers · · Score: 0, Troll

    They really ought to do that. After all, microsoft makes a boatload of money off all the people who think they need a new computer every other year when it's just the malware making the thing run slowly. If they shipped a more secure OS the resulting drop in revenue would hurt them badly, which is one reason malware from 1995 can run on windows 6.1, er, "7".

  10. Re:Its not just the internet on Look-Alike Tubes Lead To Hospital Deaths · · Score: 1

    What, to my tubes?! You're doing it wrong...

  11. Re:Its not just the internet on Look-Alike Tubes Lead To Hospital Deaths · · Score: 1

    My tubes were tied years ago, I guess so they can't connect anything to them.

  12. Re:Is this really a problem? on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 1

    Once we get fusion reactors perfected, won't there be an abundant supply of helium? We only need enough helium to hold out until then.

    Fusion is the alchemy of the modern age. It can be done, but will likely be so hideously expensive as to be pointless.

  13. Re:governments on Electronic Voting Researcher Arrested In India · · Score: 1

    Yes exactly my point, I was agreeing with you. I believe government should step down or be overthrown periodically, as did several of this nation's founders.

  14. Re:governments on Electronic Voting Researcher Arrested In India · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the key is to always have a fresh, young government. That's one possible way to help keep the level of corruption low, creating a new government every so often (say 20 years or so). Our 200+ year old system has long since overstayed its welcome, becoming impossibly corrupt and ineffective at meeting the needs of the people.

  15. Re:Not really... on The Many Faces of 3G · · Score: 1

    Indeed. I almost feel sorry for the submitter, it's so obvious he hasn't the faintest clue about his chosen subject matter...

  16. Re:Vacation on Data Disasters More Likely To Strike In Summer · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's the classic British ethnocentricity. Amazing they manage to keep that in spite of shrinking from an entire empire to a few teensy-weensy little islands. I love it when they come to U.S.-based sites and broadcast British news as if it matters to us. Or correct us on our English, that's a good one. They really mean it, too. It takes a special kind of culture, I reckon...

  17. Re:Vacation on Data Disasters More Likely To Strike In Summer · · Score: 1
    The first line of TFA is:

    British summer leads to a surge in data loss incidents, according to industry experts

    So apparently this means nothing to the other 99.6% or so of the world's population.

  18. Bad idea on Could Crowdsourcing Help the SEC Detect Fraud? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the SEC is underfunded and understaffed then how the heck do they expect to deal with the avalanche of false positives by idiots who think they're qualified to participate? The SEC should get its funding directly from the businesses they're supposed to regulate. A flat percentage of gross corporate income, no doubt a fraction of a percent would be plenty enough.

    Libertards complaining that corporations deserve a free ride on the backs of real citizens in 3..2..1..

  19. Re:My only question is... on HDMI Labeling Requirements Promise a Stew of Confusion · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I see some **AA asslicker got mod points again...

  20. Re:My only question is... on HDMI Labeling Requirements Promise a Stew of Confusion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, but using your computer with a FOSS OS to watch video and a decent p2p setup will render them irrelevant. It's called "opting out of being ripped off". Until Big Media shows a little respect, that's what they deserve because they set it up so that either they steal from you, you steal from them, or you do without. Fuck them.

  21. Re:Dear SonicSpike on Tennessee Town Releases Red Light Camera Stats · · Score: 1
    Fist line of TFA:

    Town of Farragut announces the following statistics for the 2010 second quarter enforcement period of April 1 through June 30 for its Traffic Enforcement Program (red light violations).

    duh...

  22. Re:"Presumption of innocence"? on Tennessee Town Releases Red Light Camera Stats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, and we all know how infallible those revenue-generating ticket machines are. Also your local government would *never* cheat...

  23. Re:"The second part... on The Titanic In 3-D · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh, but isn't it wonderful that we are so rich that we can spend big money on the really important things, like digging through the dumpster we laughingly refer to as "the Atlantic Ocean" for historical tidbits? Yes, as a society our priorities are clearly in proper order... Screw our natural resources, this Titanic thingie will sell advertising! And after all is said and done, isn't that what life's all about?

  24. People will die on Free Software, a Matter of Life and Death · · Score: 1

    People will die from shortcomings of technology, whether the tech is FOSS or not. Capitalism being the state religion in most of the developed world, I think it's safe to say that proprietary software will be with us forever. Fortunately, idealism is still a common enough human trait we can say the same of FOSS. One isn't going to "win" over the other, ever. We will simply continue to have both. And that's as it should be.

  25. Re:Plone... awful on Plone 3 Multimedia · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've no idea how it achieved even the limited popularity it has managed to muster.

    It's the CMS for non-geeks who do everything in the browser, which makes it the only choice for the average casual user trying to build a website. Not so mysterious...