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  1. Re:Excitingly unexciting on 'Kryptonite' Discovered in Serbian Mine · · Score: 1

    "Superman or Green Lantern ain't got nothing on me..." Donovan, "Sunshine Superman" circa 1966

  2. Re:I translated the song and it says... on The Hundred Million Mile Pipe Organ · · Score: 1

    Let me guess. You gave yourself your nickname.

  3. Re:Fantastic Four! on New Theory Links Biodiversity to the Stars · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, I always considered Sue Storm and Reed Richards to be an example of a perfect marriage...
          He had the ability to stretch any part of his body to great lengths (heh, heh, heh,)and after sex,
          she would disappear...

  4. Re:Which bombing? on Nuclear Training Software Downloaded To Iran · · Score: 1

    I don't know if Israel has the largest and most well-funded lobby in the U.S. Capitol. My guess is that it would be Saudi Arabia.

  5. We can only hope... on Nuclear Training Software Downloaded To Iran · · Score: 1

    that it's Microsoft software, and will drive those phundamentalist physicists out of their phrigging minds.

  6. Re:Women Belong In The Kitchen on Women Are Fleeing IT Jobs · · Score: 1

    I've thought about this quite a bit over the years. I think that women are less assertive when negotiating for salary on a general basis and this is why they're paid less than men. They settle for less to get a job.

  7. I know... on Text Messages Used To Monitor Elections · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we hack the Nigerian election and get W elected President of Nigeria?

  8. Re:I'm not anti-Microsoft... on Microsoft Is Sued For Patent Violation Over .NET · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't be so bad. Half the fun of drinking ended when I turned 21.

  9. Re:Nobody? on The Hundred Million Mile Pipe Organ · · Score: 2, Funny

    You say that to all the boys, don't you, Paris?

  10. Re:I translated the song and it says... on The Hundred Million Mile Pipe Organ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    La, La, La, that little blue planet is heating up and cooking itself, La, La, La...

  11. Re:So how... on OMB Website Exposes Thousands of SSNs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I exposed myself once. The cops asked me for my Social Security number.

  12. Re:Note to Editors on Botnet on Botnet Action · · Score: 2, Funny

    I built a cluster, and the bots fucked it.

  13. Re:Title should have been on Botnet on Botnet Action · · Score: 1

    Commander Taco will watch bot-on-bot porn and come up with a headline that reads...(your answer here)?

  14. Re:Can you say... on Daylight Savings Time Puts Kid in Jail for 12 Days · · Score: 1

    It fits, eh? Well, if the suit fits, wear it.

  15. Re:Can you say... on Daylight Savings Time Puts Kid in Jail for 12 Days · · Score: 1

    Yes, my friend, I know all this. The goverment cannot be sued under most circumstances. I was just making fun of the whole thing. You are taking it all way too seriously. By the way, you "sue" someone in courts of law, you don't "suit" them. Work on your English.

  16. Re:Can you say... on Daylight Savings Time Puts Kid in Jail for 12 Days · · Score: 1

    Why fool around with the bottom-feeders? Go straight to the top...

  17. Re:Can you say... on Daylight Savings Time Puts Kid in Jail for 12 Days · · Score: 1

    This year, the time change was unusually early because Congress passed a law moving the date on which the clocks were changed. So to my way of thinking, he can sue Congress for passing the law, and W for not vetoing it.

  18. Re:Skip the elevator - take the Stairs! on Space Elevator vs Wildlife · · Score: 1

    Check out PhysicsWeb for today's update on the Danish physicists who have just ionized a cloud of gas using teleported light. Teleportation research is moving along, slowly now, but surely to accelerate into breakthroughs...

  19. Re:Skip the elevator - take the Stairs! on Space Elevator vs Wildlife · · Score: 1

    "Surely you are jesting..." Actually, I'm quite serious. I think a good precedent would be the rapid progress made in atomic physics in the 20th century. Ernest Rutherford didn't think men would ever truly harness atomic energy, even after the first time he bounced an alpha particle off the nucleus of an atom of gold. Yet within about forty years, Enrico Fermi intitiated a controlled atomic reaction. Incidentally, I think the most important and rapidly-progressing field of study right now is black-hole physics. It seems to me that this will be the "atomic physics" of the 21st century.

  20. Re:Skip the elevator - take the Stairs! on Space Elevator vs Wildlife · · Score: 1

    Quantum computing will solve all these problems.

  21. Re:Skip the elevator - take the Stairs! on Space Elevator vs Wildlife · · Score: 1

    I agree about bringing the second floor to us... But I disagree about teleportation being any further off than the space elevator. The progress of one might easily eclipse the other, since they're both in very early stages.

  22. Skip the elevator - take the Stairs! on Space Elevator vs Wildlife · · Score: 1

    I predict that the Space Elevator will turn out to be just like the Space Shuttle; obsolete upon completion. Progress has already been made upon the quantum-entanglement physics that will someday permit the construction of a Transporter system. Search on PhysicsWeb http://physicsweb.org/

  23. 500 miles on a 5-minute recharge on 500 Miles on a 5-Minute Recharge? · · Score: 1

    I would like to have a car that would go 500 miles in 5 minutes for $9.00. Ideally, it would be powered by Arabs.

  24. Re:Come one on 500 Miles on a 5-Minute Recharge? · · Score: 1

    You must have read "The Deep Biosphere", by the late Thomas Gold. All I want to know is, what kind of women can I get with this car... And don't tell me "The ones that are 500 miles away"...

  25. Re:Get his Genetic Code on University of Virginia Student Graduates in One Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't see the guy ever grasping the concept of Tantric Sex.