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'Kryptonite' Discovered in Serbian Mine

Rubinstien writes "A mineralogist at London's Natural History Museum was contracted to help identify an unknown mineral found in a Serbian mine. While he initially thought the miners had discovered a unique compound, after its crystal structure was analyzed and identified the researcher was shocked to find the material already referenced in literature. Fictional literature. Dr. Chris Stanley, from the BBC article: 'Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula — sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide — and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film Superman Returns ... I'm afraid it's not green and it doesn't glow either — although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange.'"

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  1. The plan is almost complete! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 2: Send email to Superman
    Step 3: Build wheelchair ramp ...
    Step 4: Rule the world!

    1. Re:The plan is almost complete! by QuantumG · · Score: 0

      You forgot Step 1: Call a priest.

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    2. Re:The plan is almost complete! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Step 5: ???
      Step 6: Profit!

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    3. Re:The plan is almost complete! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too soon?

    4. Re:The plan is almost complete! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For step 2, you're gonna need a Ouija board.

    5. Re:The plan is almost complete! by wolf369T · · Score: 0

      Superman is God and those are signs of it's second coming! As Jor-El said: "I have sent you... My only son"

    6. Re:The plan is almost complete! by Rkob · · Score: 1

      i live 700km from serbia (slovenia not slovaKia)

  2. Time to rename the Serbian mine? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to the Fortress of Solitude?

    1. Re:Time to rename the Serbian mine? by oloron · · Score: 1

      there was no kryptonite in the fortress of solitude

    2. Re:Time to rename the Serbian mine? by Woldry · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the Silver Age Fortress of Solitude contained samples of every kind of kryptonite -- green, white, gold, and red -- in lead boxes. These samples figured prominently in several stories (including quite a few of the "imaginary story" variety). Yeah, I'm older than dirt ...

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  3. So... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kryptonite doesn't contain Krypton? W..t..f?

    1. Re:So... by shinygerbil · · Score: 1

      But it does apparently contain Jadar.

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    2. Re:So... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just as long as you don't add "tar" to the formula...

    3. Re:So... by Stooshie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Technically, Kryptonite should be an oxide of Krypton (given the -ite extension). However, Kryptonite is one of then most unreactive elements in the periodic table and it is very unlikely that it exists in nature at all.

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    4. Re:So... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 3, Funny

      Superman could oxidize Krypton with his laser eyes.

    5. Re:So... by SixFactor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yeah? Well, Chuck Norris can create a thicker oxide layer with a well-placed roundhouse kick. :D

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    6. Re:So... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Informative

      So hardystonite (calcium zinc silicate) is an oxide of hemate?
      And melanophlogite (SiO2 + organics) is an oxide of melanophlog?
      How about hematite (iron oxide)? Shouldn't that be ferrite?

      Minerals tend to not conform to SI naming conventions for compounds.

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    7. Re:So... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Kryptonite is one of then most unreactive elements in the periodic table
      Funny, I can't seem to find it. What's its atomic number?
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    8. Re:So... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Funny

      But it does apparently contain Jadar.

      So, in Serbian mines, Jadar contains kryptonite.

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    9. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Serbian Mine, Kryptonite contains you!!

    10. Re:So... by QuickFox · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's krypton that is one of the most unreactive elements. Kryptonite would be a krypton oxide.

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    11. Re:So... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, in Serbian mines, Jadar contains kryptonite.

      That would read better as:

                "In Socialist Serbia, Jadar contains Kyyptonite"

      (AFAIK, Serbia was never a Soviet state, but was allied with Russia)
    12. Re:So... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if you oxidise Sh?

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    13. Re:So... by RockyPersaud · · Score: 1

      No.. Ferrite is Fe3-O4 while hematite is Fe2-O3.

    14. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Superman and Chuck Norris both got nothing on Jack Bauer.

    15. Re:So... by Skrynkelberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He means Krypton. It's number 36, and is a noble gas, and therefore very unreactive. Kryptonite is therefore very unlikely to exist (you haven't ever heard of "heliumite" or "neonite", have you?).

    16. Re:So... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Either way, if minerals were named according to convention, then ferr- would still be the root, not hema-.

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    17. Re:So... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Um... you get shi-- Oh! you almost made me say a naughty word!

    18. Re:So... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Oh yeah? Well, Chuck Norris can create a thicker oxide layer with a well-placed roundhouse kick. :D"

      Oh yeah? Well, Vin Diesel could pronounce Kryptonite.

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    19. Re:So... by EvanED · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only on /. would "Chuck Norris can create a thicker oxide layer with a well-placed roundhouse kick" get modded "insightful".

      Actually I'm sure that's not true.

    20. Re:So... by bheekling · · Score: 5, Funny
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    21. Re:So... by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Minerals are named according to convention just not a modern one, or organized one - well convention may be pushing it, but most are named for a reason not a random collection of letters. The hema- in hematite is derived from Greek for blood (haima), both are red in color, both contain iron as a principal component. I mean why not just call it ironite? Anyway, I'm just trying to argumentative.

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    22. Re:So... by polansky · · Score: 1

      Maybe.

    23. Re:So... by TommydCat · · Score: 3, Funny
      Oh yeah? Well, Vin Diesel could pronounce Kryptonite.

      I can imagine that Vin's repertoire of movies is indeed quite toxic to Superman, as well as the average viewer...

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    24. Re:So... by oatworm · · Score: 0

      Close. It wasn't allied with Russia - it was (and still is) a part of Russia, and has been since the late 16th century.

    25. Re:So... by hkgroove · · Score: 0

      I think you've confused Siberia with Serbia

    26. Re:So... by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris is sixty-seven. He's probably more interested in Viagra/Geritol cocktails than kryptonite.

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    27. Re:So... by sokoban · · Score: 1

      You get sulfur hydroxide.

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    28. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What if you oxidise Sh?

      command.com?
    29. Re:So... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      It turns into bash and one vi is ejected.

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    30. Re:So... by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris is sixty-seven. He's probably more interested in Viagra/Geritol cocktails than kryptonite. He's Chuck Norris. He probably secretes it naturally.

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    31. Re:So... by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      He's sixty-seven. Have you ever seen a sixty-seven-year-old's secretions?

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    32. Re:So... by rhombic · · Score: 1

      Jack Bauer can torture krypton into kryptonite. Hell, Jack Bauer could torture xenon into kryptonite by beating the electrons out of it.

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    33. Re:So... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being a socialist state (actually, Serbia was one of the republics of the "Socialistic Federal Republic of Yugoslavia", which in turn pretended to be socialistic) does not mean you need to be a Soviet state. ;-)

      Actually, Yugoslavia, and thus also Serbia, had a rather strained relationship with the USSR, especially as long as the Stalin was in charge. Yugoslavia was a "block-free" state, belonging neither to NATO nor to the Warshaw Pakt, yet keeping rather good connections to both west as well as east (starting some time after Stalin died).

    34. Re:So... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Minerals don't HAVE to conform to SI naming conventions for compounds. They're often named after the place of discovery. But if you have an element that would take that name then you're not supposed to steal it for something else. So much as some people would like to, this mineral can't be called kryptonite because kryptonite is reserved.

      There isn't any hardystonium, melanophlogium or hematonium to reserve those names.

    35. Re:So... by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      What if you oxidise Sh? Oh! I know this one! Billions of wasted dollars and an irrepressible civil war!
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    36. Re:So... by garaged · · Score: 1

      I think it would still need the help of Mr T for beating out the extra protons and neutrons from the nuclei

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    37. Re:So... by tloh · · Score: 1

      Will someone please explain this "tar" business??????

      I don't know anything about superhero comics, but I'm beginning to get the idea that the writers at DC have become anti-smoking crusaders while I was busy not looking.

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    38. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    39. Re:So... by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      He's Chuck Norris. Have you ever seen Chuck Norris' secretions?

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    40. Re:So... by mathletics · · Score: 1

      Vin Diesel played D&D in high school. He used to be one of us. (Well, one of you guys. I never played that stuff.)

    41. Re:So... by Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like the mighty giant sequoia, Chuck Norris does not get "old". He just gets bigger and tougher.

    42. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, no kryptonite, only Nocxium (24%), Mercoxit (75%) and 1% impurities.

    43. Re:So... by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      The Mighty Giant Sequoia is totally immobile, defenseless against the lowly woodpecker.

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    44. Re:So... by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      Only after Bruce Lee pummelled him in EnterTheDragon. He secreted all over the film-set.

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    45. Re:So... by treeves · · Score: 1

      No, but I've shaken his hand.

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    46. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eastern philosophy, anyone?

  4. Excitingly unexciting by tttonyyy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Summary

    Exciting: Contains same elements as described in fictional cartoon

    Unexciting: Superman could use it as a paperweight without feeling like he's dying of man-flu

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    1. Re:Excitingly unexciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wanted to deliver the unexciting version you might want to point out that superman doesn't exist

    2. Re:Excitingly unexciting by tttonyyy · · Score: 1

      If you wanted to deliver the unexciting version you might want to point out that superman doesn't exist

        But then you'd be labelled a spoil-sport and various slashdotters would come and throw bricks of REAL KRYPTONITE through your windows (no Superman to save you now, eh?!)
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    3. Re:Excitingly unexciting by QuickFox · · Score: 5, Funny

      superman doesn't exist How do you know? Do you have proof?
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    4. Re:Excitingly unexciting by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Then how come there's all these songs about Superman? Don't hear any songs about Bat Man or The Flash do ya'. Yeah, that's what I thought!

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    5. Re:Excitingly unexciting by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      "Superman or Green Lantern ain't got nothing on me..." Donovan, "Sunshine Superman" circa 1966

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    6. Re:Excitingly unexciting by hachete · · Score: 1

      superman doesn't exist How do you know? Do you have proof? Ah, come this way, my fine sir. I have a most interesting bridge that has just come up for sale. You might be interested?
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    7. Re:Excitingly unexciting by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      Do you have proof?

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    8. Re:Excitingly unexciting by shewfig · · Score: 1

      The proofs are still being developed - the bridge appears much nicer on film than via digital media.

    9. Re:Excitingly unexciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      superman doesn't exist

      How do you know? Do you have proof?


      He (and his human friends for that matter) are roughly the same age now that they were in the 1930s. This is impossible, and thus Superman cannot exist.

    10. Re:Excitingly unexciting by Anivair · · Score: 1

      It was a fictional movie, mouth breather.

    11. Re:Excitingly unexciting by tttonyyy · · Score: 1

      It was a fictional movie, mouth breather. You should try using Wikipedia before opening your own orifice:

      Started as fictional short story, then comics, then cartoons, then movies (although throw in TV series, broadway performances, radio shows).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_(1940s_carto ons)

      And:

      http://anivair.justgotowned.com/
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  5. No wonder by CSHARP123 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No wonder all my super powers are gone.

    1. Re:No wonder by blake3737 · · Score: 2, Funny

      you and me both buddy.
      ~Batman

      PS. Have you seen any of my equipment? I sent it to "funny Man cleaners" and still haven't gotten it back yet. im going batshit crazy trying to reach them on the batcellphone, but their line just has some message with some guy laughing maniacally and talking about the end of batm.... I gotta go.

  6. Really Kryptonite? by ATestR · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but the question that comes to my mind is: "Was the box in superman Returns correctly labeled?". Perhaps it was only labeled sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide, but someone had mistakenly identified the kryptonite as that substance. After all, why would Lex Luther steal a box containing white powdery substance... oh, wait, never mind.

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    1. Re:Really Kryptonite? by webrunner · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's not that, he just thought it was cake mix.

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    2. Re:Really Kryptonite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and that's terrible!

    3. Re:Really Kryptonite? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, in the film, they come in and they check them all with that thingy (preusably some radiation detecting widget) and saw that the sample had a chunk of kryptonite hidden inside it so they had idenified the soft creamy outer substance as sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide, but they had not analysed the crunchy centre of tasty kryptonite. Soooo, they haven't found kyrptonite, just some crap that kryptonite was once found in the middle of. Form superman 3, the chemical composition for the Kryptonite that Richard Pryor's computer screen reads is Plutonium: 15.08% Tatalum: 18.06% Xenon: 27.71% Promethium: 24.02% Dialium: 10.62% Mercury: 3.94% Unknown: 0.57%. The 'Unknown' was later worked out by Luthor.

  7. duh by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 4, Funny

    of course it doesn't glow or kill superman, it wasn't effected by either the destruction of krypton or a trip through space. What exactly do they pay these so called scientists for anyway?

    1. Re:duh by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      I disagree. this counpound has not been tested on Superman, therefore, we cannot seriously say it cannot kill him.

    2. Re:duh by OnyxNoir · · Score: 2, Funny

      disagree. this compound has not been tested on Superman, therefore, we cannot seriously say it cannot kill him.

      "Pocket-protected scientists dove a car made of pure Kryptonite at a wall composed entirely of superman.."

    3. Re:duh by Viraptor · · Score: 1

      We'll never know for sure... you can't kill Christopher Reeve twice.

    4. Re:duh by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Ironic that a simple horse could do what the mighty General Zod couldn't.

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    5. Re:duh by q-the-impaler · · Score: 1

      That's because Christopher Reeve was an actor who went to Julliard with Robin Williams. What was super about him was his ability to still contribute to society as a quadriplegic.

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    6. Re:duh by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What was super about him was his ability to still contribute to society as a quadriplegic.

      Well, he was a quadraplegic with a lot of money who wanted to be cured, and thus spent a lot of money on himself. That's not as high on the respect-o-meter as someone who does things without a personal stake.

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    7. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making logical statements of about non-existent things can lead to all sorts of problems.

    8. Re:duh by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      So only people who aren't hungry would be noble for (re)solving world hunger? I agree that it's more impressive when people do things without (apparent) personal gain, but I don't hear anyone faulting Jobs because the iPod makes him shit tons of money either. In other words, good work is good work, whether or not there is personal gain.

    9. Re:duh by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      So only people who aren't hungry would be noble for (re)solving world hunger?

      Someone who is poor and hungry shouting that "everyone", including himself, should be fed is less noble, yes. He's using sympathy for the plight of the world for his personal gain. What is he sacrificing?

      ...but I don't hear anyone faulting Jobs because the iPod makes him shit tons of money either.

      I don't fault Reeves for being rich (in fact, I'm in favor of being rich), but are you seriously comparing creating the iPod to doing great works for humanity?

      In other words, good work is good work, whether or not there is personal gain.

      Good work is good work, but motivations do matter when determining how much praise you heap on someone. Hey, I'm not trying to rain on Reeve's parade, who by all accounts was a really nice guy. But the level of worship that follows him around is not necessarily justified.

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    10. Re:duh by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Someone who is poor and hungry shouting that "everyone", including himself, should be fed is less noble, yes. He's using sympathy for the plight of the world for his personal gain. What is he sacrificing?

      The same thing everyone else sacrifices. The only resource we have: time.

      are you seriously comparing creating the iPod to doing great works for humanity?

      No, I'm comparing levels of respect, something which Jobs seems to have in abundance. Of course it's difficult to quantize respect, but we routinely praise people who work for monetary gain (athletes, CEOs, etc.), so why is working for something that benefits self AND others less respectable?

      But the level of worship that follows him around is not necessarily justified.

      Maybe it's just me, but I see far more criticism than worship. At any rate, it's certainly more noble to praise his efforts than to criticize his motives, especially when there's nothing to be gained by the latter except, perhaps, a feeling of self-satisfaction.

  8. Beware! by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead, it will be formally named Jadarite when it is described in the European Journal of Mineralogy later this year.

    And somewhere on Earth, in an unknown fortress, a stranger from planet Jadar knows fear...

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    1. Re:Beware! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      And somewhere on Earth, in an unknown fortress, a stranger from planet Jadar knows fear...

      More likely it'll go something like this:

      "Ship, I thought you told me Jadarite couldn't occur naturally in this system? Nevermind, forget it. Just power up the main engines and take us up, we're leaving... no point in hanging around this planetary loony bin any longer. The last thing we need are these flaky locals taking pot shots at us again with Jadarite bullets. Those things really sting."

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    2. Re:Beware! by john83 · · Score: 1

      Instead, it will be formally named Jadarite when it is described in the European Journal of Mineralogy later this year.

      And somewhere on Earth, in an unknown fortress, a stranger from planet Jadar knows fear...

      If only they'd named it Jarjarite.
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  9. "Superman could use it as a paperweight" by iainl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's what I didn't get in the story. In DC continuity, Kryptonite is just fine to handle if you're only human. So how have these scientists established that it wouldn't hurt a fictional alien?

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    1. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the greenish glow. It's all about the glow.

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    2. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by iainl · · Score: 1

      The greenish glow that only happens when a Kryptonian is near it?

      Again, how do they know?

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    3. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      That's what I didn't get in the story. In DC continuity, Kryptonite is just fine to handle if you're only human. So how have these scientists established that it wouldn't hurt a fictional alien?
      But in the comics, long-term exposure can result in a painful death.
    4. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Again, how do they know?

      Because the scientist used it to hold down his stack of Superman comics...

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    5. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Tanuki64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But in the comics, long-term exposure can result in a painful death.
      Statements like that does not make much sense when you don't add the version of the continuity you speak of. Kryptonite was initially harmless for normal humans. In a later continuity long-term exposure caused cancer. What it does now, after the second crisis to humans... Noone knows yet.
    6. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Until we test it on the fictional alien, I guess we'll never know. Knowing academia, though, and the propensity for grad students (and even older researchers) to engage in silly fads, it wouldn't surprise me if someone did a paper or article on it. As a great scholar once said, you can write your thesis on Gameboy if you can bullshit well enough.

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    7. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      That's what I didn't get in the story. [...] So how have these scientists established that it wouldn't hurt a fictional alien? Maybe the reporters assumed that, but reporters always make wild, unfounded assumptions about science. The scientists themselves, however, carefully point out that "So far the effects of Jadarite on superheroes have not been noted by researchers."

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    8. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless of course it is really Red Kryptonite or Blue Kryptonite or even the Pink Kryptonite that has the power to turn Superman gay.

      Then it wouldn't have to glow green.

    9. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this stuff is white, which means it must be white kryptonite and so harmless to Superman (tho' dangerous to plants, depending on which definition of white k. you take).

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    10. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by FernandoBR · · Score: 1

      I agree with that. Greenish glow is so kitsch... ;-P

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    11. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      The sociological effects of portable entertainment equipment, as exampled by top selling hardware 'Gameboy', is something that should be studied. White papers could be generated from this study and then sold to entertainment companies for lots of money.

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    12. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Stupidfat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before commenting, please RTFA. I quote:

      "mineral blah blah kryptonite blah blah blah they know it is kryptonite because a GIANT FUCKING SEMITRANSPARENT HEAD APPEARED IN THE CAVE AND TOLD THEM IT WAS"

    13. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by profzoom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's some specific examples of kryptonite affecting humans:

      In Post-Crisis continuity (basically, between John Byrne's 1986 Man of Steel miniseries and either Mark Waid's Birthright a few years back or last year's Infinite Crisis, the dividing line still isn't clear), long-term exposure causes cancer, as mentioned above. Lex Luthor fashioned himself a ring of kryptonite to keep Superman at bay, but he ended up losing his hand, and eventually faked his own death and cloned a new body for himself as a result of it.

      In Smallville continuity, kryptonite exposure can cause humans to manifest powers, as seen by the show's regular "freaks of the week".

    14. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Kryptonite was initially harmless for normal humans. In a later continuity long-term exposure caused cancer.
      You realize that the two terms are not mutually exclusive. The passage of time in a single continuity can change "initially harmless" to "initially believed to be harmless".

      However I am not fully versed in the latest and various canon. Is it a carcinogen or just radioactive?
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    15. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by nuklearfusion · · Score: 1

      Unless of course it is really Red Kryptonite or Blue Kryptonite or even the Pink Kryptonite that has the power to turn Superman gay.

      Then it wouldn't have to glow green.

      It seems likely that it is the pink kind. from TFA:
      "...it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange"
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    16. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Kjella · · Score: 5, Informative

      I thought the parent was joking. But no, accoring to wikipedia:
      "Pink Kryptonite
      From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of Kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense. It spoofs the more "innocent times" of the Silver Age (Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman)."

      So from the sound of it (there's no orange kryptonite): "although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange" they have in fact, found the substance to make superman gay. Then again, the bodysuit is rather gay to begin with... or then again maybe it's just superhero fashion, he's hardly the only one.

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    17. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by porcupine8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, if I really really wanted to, I could probably turn a project I did designing a learning environment on a DS into my PhD thesis. Unfortunately, I'm not interested enough in it to do that. Second Life may be a silly fad, but video games in general aren't.

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    18. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mostly Harmless.

      =Smidge=

    19. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by allanc · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Glow is also what you need to defeat Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem.

      (It's very useful)

    20. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thesis is on Gameboy, you insensitive clod!

    21. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually not "just fine". It radiates. It was thought to be clean radiation, until Lex Luthor got cancer from his kryptonite ring. I guess you could say that this real life kryptonite couldn't hurt Superman, since it doesn't emit radiation.

    22. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

      You realize that the two terms are not mutually exclusive. The passage of time in a single continuity can change "initially harmless" to "initially believed to be harmless".
      In this case I did not express myself correctly. With 'initially' I meant at all the time before the first crisis, i.e. the Byrne run. In that time Kryptonite was totally harmless for humans. The time before the first crisis was a simpler, more childlike time. It was important that Kryptonite was harmless for anyone but Kryptonians. It simply fit in the more prevalent black and white patterns of that time that something, which could kill the almost godlike Superman did nothing at all to normal humans. I remember a story where a young Lex Luthor made himself a Kryptonite ray emitter by some potion.

      In the years after the first crisis Kryptonite was radioactive. Not very strong, but enough to poison humans, which were exposed to the rays for a longer time. More realistic and part of the more dark and gritty era. I think I remember two occasions where it was said that the Kryptonite radiation was strong enough to kill even a human instantly. Pre-crisis this would have been unthinkable.

      Lately the rules changed again. It seems that Blue, Gold, and Red* Kryptonite is back. It is still open, what it does to humans now.

      *There were singular after-crisis stories with Red Kryptonite, but those where exceptions. Red K. did not really existed the in the last years continuity. Now it looks like it the same unpredictable pre-crisis Red K. is back.
    23. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman"

      Jimmy Olsen, obviously.

    24. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Orange Kryponite makes superman strongly believe that Ulster should be a part of Britain forever and that those bastard Fenian should all be hanged for treason.

    25. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by AJWM · · Score: 1

      And in the Smallville universe (I know, not canon with the comics, but then the comics aren't all canon with each other), green kryptonite (aka "meteor rock") can have all kinds of weird and/or wonderful effects on humans, especially if they were exposed during the initial meteor shower.

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    26. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

      I try to ignore this continuity as far as possible. ;-)

    27. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      The meanest, the badest low down mo fo around.

      Who is the master?

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    28. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pink Kryptonite that has the power to turn Superman gay

      Turn?

    29. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 0

      Hey, do these tights make my butt look fat?

    30. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Foadiedoadie · · Score: 0

      A total and patent lie. Lex Luthor's Kryptonite ring gave him cancer. How the hell did this get modded Insightful??!

    31. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      ...kryptonite isn't "fine to handle if you're only human". If I recall correctly, it killed Lex Luthor in the comics (after taking his hand). Until, of course, he was cloned inside a younger body and masqueraded as his own red-haired heir.

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    32. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 1

      As a great scholar once said, you can write your thesis on Gameboy if you can bullshit well enough.
      I think someone needs to alert Jeremy Piven that he was just referred to as a great scholar. That's got to be the first time in history that's happened.

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    33. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Heh. Personally I enjoy it. I grew up on Silver Age DC comics, and don't read any of them anymore. Yeah, there's a lot of non-canon stuff, but I find it interesting how they work in elements that I remember in different ways. (Although some of those different ways are lifted from later comics continuity, I believe -- e.g. the Brainiac/Milton Fine connection.)

      Certainly better than the old "Superboy" TV series, which is perhaps better forgotten.

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    34. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think kryptonite can give humans cancer if they are exposed to it for too long. Wasn't that how Lex Luthor got cancer and lost his hand? He wore a ring with kryptonite in it to keep Superman away.

      I honestly didn't read the comic, myself, but I swear I remember that being explained to me years ago by someone who did.

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    35. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    36. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Certainly better than the old "Superboy" TV series, which is perhaps better forgotten.
      But ... but ... but it had such ... such ... how shall I put this? ... Lex Luthor's mulleted boytoy in a zebra Speedo! How can anyone forget that?

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    37. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Aw, it was an honest mistake. He had no way of knowing that the Invisible Man was laying on top of Wonder Woman.

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    38. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by wolf369T · · Score: 0

      Only for short period. Long exposure to kryponite could cause cancer to humans. Lex Luthor did, after wearing an anti-Superman kryptonite ring.

    39. Re:"Superman could use it as a paperweight" by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      iainl wrote:

      That's what I didn't get in the story. In DC continuity, Kryptonite is just fine to handle if you're only human. So how have these scientists established that it wouldn't hurt a fictional alien?

      In current DC continuity, kryptonite is also harmful to ordinary humans. Long-term exposure will poison a normal human, as shown by its effect on Lex Luthor.

      Luthor wore a ring with a kryptonite jewel on his left hand for months to hold off Superman. Eventually, the radiation from the jewel poisoned his left hand and the hand had to be amputated in an attempt to save his life, but it wasn't enough. Due to extensive kyptonite poisoning they had to strip away all of the poisoned flesh (leaving only his brain, some of his spinal cord, and his eyes) and clone him a new body around the remaining tissue.

  10. Apparently no one reads..... by SQLGuru · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently no one reads the comic.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite
    Green, Red, Gold, White, Blue, etc.

    White (the color referenced in the article) kills all plant life.
    Pink (since no pinkish-orange is listed) turns people gay.

    Take your pick.

    Layne

    1. Re:Apparently no one reads..... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 4, Funny

      Watch out, Jimmy Olsen.

    2. Re:Apparently no one reads..... by MECC · · Score: 1

      although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange.

      That's the color that turns superman into a metro-sexual.

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    3. Re:Apparently no one reads..... by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

      So, wait..one kills fruits, the other makes them? Hmm...

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    4. Re:Apparently no one reads..... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Far too late.

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    5. Re:Apparently no one reads..... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange.

      That's the color that turns superman into a metro-sexual. You mean, he will be secually attracted by metros?
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    6. Re:Apparently no one reads..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What actually happened was that the science fiction writer was not under the effects of pink kryptonite when he made it up. But when the scientists found it they were affected by the pink kryptonite, which they decided wasnt so much a pink at all - but a pinkish-orange! Which is great because it matches this seasons new labcoats they got from Hugo Boss.

  11. wrong type of kryptonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid it's not green and it doesn't glow either - although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange," he told BBC News.


    Obviously, what the mineralogist has is an impure sample of Red Kryptonite. Duh.
  12. More information... by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Informative

    The real mineral is called "Jadarite", or at least it will be officially when it's published later this year. At the moment it has the official memorable name of "IMA2006-036" - but as the name "Jadarite" has leaked out onto the internet already, there's no big surprise about the forthcoming announcement. In fact these leaks on the internet pushed the Natural History Museum to release this press release now.

    More information about Jadarite at: http://www.mindat.org/min-31570.html
     
    Jolyon

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  13. thats nothin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've had a pocket full of kryptonite

    since like the 90's

    1. Re:thats nothin by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Have you seen you Spin Doctor about this problem?

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  14. Nah thanks.. by kadat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sodium lithium boron siliaksdjalshk lajwbvbsbj? Nah, thanks, I think I'll stay with good old C2H5OH packed in a beer form. After all, few bottles of that make me a Superman too.

    1. Re:Nah thanks.. by BKX · · Score: 1

      Wow, I always thought EtOH had to be in Tequila form to do that.

    2. Re:Nah thanks.. by errxn · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...drunk in a cape.

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    3. Re:Nah thanks.. by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ten feet tall and bullet-proof!

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  15. Which mine? by vampirbg · · Score: 1

    Which mine is it? The story doesn't mention it's name...

    1. Re:Which mine? by genooma · · Score: 3, Funny

      They probably don't want Superman to storm in and fuck up the place.

    2. Re:Which mine? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      It's mine.

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    3. Re:Which mine? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      If they have Kryptonite then how is he going to storm in and mess it up?

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    4. Re:Which mine? by vampirbg · · Score: 1

      He wouldn't be able to storm in :) He'd need someone to do it for him... :)

    5. Re:Which mine? by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Just did some lookups - Rio Tinto Group has recently invested 20m Euro in research done at Jarandol Basin, in Kopaonik mountain region (that's south-western part of Serbia). No mention of "Kryptonite" but that's the most likely location - I doubt that Rio Tinto are mining elsewhere in Serbia.

  16. pinkish-orange by Quadfreak0 · · Score: 1

    So it either permanently robs kryptonians of their powers or makes them lose control of their powers. At last humanity doesn't have to suffer any more of his super dickery

    1. Re:pinkish-orange by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      I thought pink kryptonite made superman gay... google it!

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  17. Called Jadarite by necro81 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's being called Jadarite for the mine near Jadar where it was found. This is fairly common from what (little) I know of minerology. They note that, because it doesn't actually contain any krypton, it can't officially be called kryptonite.

    Still, couldn't they have made a push for another superman-inspired name. Some suggestions are: Jorelite, Kalelite, Metropolite, or Lutherite.

    1. Re:Called Jadarite by mozzis · · Score: 1, Informative

      They said that it can't be called kryptonite because it doesn't contain krypton. Again missing the point - the name didn't refer to its composition, but rather to its origin on the planet Krypton - much as the current uninspiring name refers to the mundane origin of the sample under discussion.

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    2. Re: Called Jadarite by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Still, couldn't they have made a push for another superman-inspired name. Some suggestions are: Jorelite, Kalelite, Metropolite, or Lutherite. How about a simple 'Antisupermanite'?
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    3. Re: Called Jadarite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That name would be so much better without the U.

  18. Oh Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should we wait for another funeral for Superman?? This time, I want to wear pink....

  19. For sale? by LLuthor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where can I buy some? Its still not on EBay!

    My henchmen are already on their way to pay the scientists a visit.

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  20. They need to print a correction, Quickly! by beadfulthings · · Score: 5, Informative

    Everybody knows Superman's arch-nemesis is Lex Luthor--not Lex Luther.

    Yahoo picked up the mistake from Reuters, people on Slashdot are typing it wrong, and now even the BBC has screwed it up.

    What kind of poor excuse for an arch-nemesis would spell his name "Lex Luther?" Sounds like some kind of religious observance.

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    1. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You should see how they murder Mr. Mxyzptlk's name.

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    2. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Lex Lutheran?

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    3. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but only a sad git with far to much time on his hands would bother pointing it out.

    4. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by LLuthor · · Score: 1

      My minions will ensure that they pay dearly for this oversight.
      *Evil laugh*

      Regards,
      Lex Luthor /Really! //Also have a cousin called Clark. ///Enough slashies; This is not fark!

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    5. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Yahoo picked up the mistake from Reuters, people on Slashdot are typing it wrong, and now even the BBC has screwed it up.

      Everybody knows Superman's arch-nemesis is Lex Luthor--not Lex Luther.
      You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. ;)
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    6. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he's related to Martin Luther?

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    7. Re:They need to print a correction, Quickly! by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Or prehaps he's just very good at playing the lute.

  21. At least by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    If you're going to announce that it doesn't glow green the least you could do is provide pictures of it fluorescing pink before submitting to Slashdot- we like pictures!

  22. Even deadlier to Superman... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 3, Funny

    is the case of Serbian slivovica found in the same mine.

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    1. Re:Even deadlier to Superman... by scatteredsun · · Score: 0

      zivili!

    2. Re:Even deadlier to Superman... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      I mnogaja ljeta!

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  23. Kryptonite colors by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I never can keep them all straight. Green krypto made him weak, everyone knows that. But I can never keep track of all the funky stuff that happened when Supes was exposed to red, white, and all the other colors of kryptonite. Anybody remember? And was there a pink/orange version?

    1. Re:Kryptonite colors by hey0you0guy · · Score: 1

      From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of Kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense. It spoofs the more "innocent times" of the Silver Age (Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman). Pink Kryptonite

    2. Re:Kryptonite colors by Bonker · · Score: 1

      Pink Kryptonite caused Christopher Reeves to kiss Michael Caine in 'Deathtrap'

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    3. Re:Kryptonite colors by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Wikipedia sez:

      Pink Kryptonite: From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of Kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense. It spoofs the more "innocent times" of the Silver Age (Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman).[1]
      So, pink kryptonite turns superman gay. No word on orange kryptonite tho'

      This is one of those situations where you realise wikipedia's superiority over the competition. (I mean how much help would Encyclopedia Britannica have been for this question?;)
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    4. Re:Kryptonite colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, pink Kryptonite made him become conscious that his boots were out of style and clashed with the color of his eyes.

    5. Re:Kryptonite colors by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      No word on orange kryptonite tho' Maybe it sets Superman on fire.

      Get it? Pink = gay, orange = fla ..

      I think you knew this was going to go there.

    6. Re:Kryptonite colors by jZnat · · Score: 1

      The combination of pink and orange kryptonite turns people metrosexual!

      I for one welcome our well-dressed supermen.

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    7. Re:Kryptonite colors by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Pink/Orange kryptonite makes you gay with a penchant for watersports. But only when using club drugs.

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    8. Re:Kryptonite colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why it's such a shame that the make-it-a-credible-encyclopedia faction on Wikipedia exerts so much influence.

  24. Why does nobody read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite."

    So basically,
    1) it's not green,
    2) it's doesn't cause radiation of any kind,
    3) it's not a crystal
    4) it's not even the same set of elements

    How about "I was dating a girl a while back, I realised she was Cindy Crawford, oh yeah, she's not actually Cindy Crawford, just has some similarities. PS, She's a man."

    1. Re:Why does nobody read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the article? What do you mean? This is slashdot, there are no articles, just not-so-clever comments and lame political commentary...

  25. Even more excitingly unexciting by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Exciting: Contains same elements as described in fictional cartoon

    Unexciting: ...except fluorine, so actually it doesn't contain the same elements.

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    1. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exciting: Contains same elements as described in fictional cartoon

      Unexciting: ...except fluorine, so actually it doesn't contain the same elements.

      Parent is correct.
      FTFA:

      "The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite."

      IANAChemist but what little chemistry I had over 30 years ago says it can't be the same chemical formula if it has one less element. Thusly the article disagrees with itself and this sounds a bit like pushing things for the find to get extra attention. If we can leave out an element and ignore the chemical bonding requirements then we could sweeten our food with carbon dioxide instead of sugar.
    2. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      They likely mean it has (or rather, would have) the same structure as the fictional kryptonite (based on nomenclature). Similar compounds usually share some characteristics such as reactivity (e.g. all alkali metals react with water in a similar fashion but with differeing severity), melting point, etc.

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    3. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They likely mean it has (or rather, would have) the same structure as the fictional kryptonite (based on nomenclature). Similar compounds usually share some characteristics such as reactivity (e.g. all alkali metals react with water in a similar fashion but with differeing severity), melting point, etc.

      That assumption does not typically hold for complicated compounds with so many elements. For one, there are frequently many different possible crystal structures for the same molecule which exist under different conditions, which may have significantly different structures and properties. Additionally, there are often different molecular structures allowed for different formulae (called isomers), which often have drastically different properties. Additionally, the fictional and real versions differ in that the fictional contained fluorine, a very chemically active element that tends to drastically alter the properties of anything with which it bonds for a variety of interesting reasons.

      So ultimately, it would be impossible to suggest that they would share the same properties based on similar but not identical chemical formulae, and that might not hold even if they were identical. As such, the press release is nothing more than some jackass wanting his 15 minutes.

    4. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by pyrbrand · · Score: 1

      Du-uh, didn't anyone ever tell you that when exposed to water, christals from Krypton take on the properties of the elements surrounding them?

    5. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      From Wikipedia:
      The scientific name for the rock was displayed on its case, 'Sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide with fluorine'.

      Since when a chemical formula uses with? Granted I am no chemist, but I've never heard a chemical formula that uses with in my high school/college years. It sounds more like a composition of two substances like how steel is a composition of iron and carbon instead of a substance with a chemical formula "iron with carbon".

    6. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by shewfig · · Score: 1

      I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to mis-attribute this quote to Voltaire.
      -- Avram Grumer, rec.arts.sf.written, May 2000

    7. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by TranscendentalAnarch · · Score: 1

      Minerals are commonly not pure chemicals. Trace impurities often give the mineral specific properties.

      Emerald is a variety of the mineral beryl, colored green by trace amounts of chromium and sometimes vanadium.
      Sapphire is Aluminum Oxide colored by trace amounts of iron, titanium, or chromium.

    8. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      My guess is that Sodium lithium boron silicate is the base substance or host crystal -- kryptonite -- and that the fluorine is what gives it its colour. Just like in gem stones. Ruby is corundum with chromium oxide, whereas sapphires are the same corundum base crystal with iron or titanium impurities.

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    9. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yes! Moreover, it can't be the same chemical formula if it has one fewer elements, either!

    10. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Alas, poor Willy is no more
      For what he thought was H2O
      Was H2S04

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    11. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Who to believe, some bloke posting in rec.arts.sf.written or every website dedicated to quotations?

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    12. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sapphire is Aluminum Oxide colored by trace amounts of iron, titanium, or chromium.

      Are you saying that points where steel screws with anti-corrosion coating bind aluminum construction elements will contain small traces of sapphire? It would be cool to see macro-photographies of that.

      Or, perhaps we could try to synthesize some by electric arcing between aluminum and stainless steel electrodes?
    13. Re:Even more excitingly unexciting by shewfig · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, one should always check one's sources.

      Start here: http://www.askoxford.com/dictionaries/quotation_di ct/?view=uk
      Search for "Voltaire" and see result #1.

      You could try this: http://www.bartleby.com/66/40/63040.html
      That's an incomplete fragment from a letter, and, although similar in spirit, not the quote in question.

      Anything Wiki is a questionable authority, but even so, here's one on quotes, which was your proposed criterion:
      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Voltaire#Misattribute d
      More details from the same site:
      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Evelyn_Beatrice_Hall

      I'd be interested to know of any trustworthy sources which attribute the actual quote to Voltaire.

  26. Kryptonite comes from Planet Krypton by oztiks · · Score: 1

    Lets not forget one important point.

    Kryptonite comes from Planet Krypton.

    If it's not from Planet Krypton how can it be called "Kryptonite"!?!? ARRRGH

    Why did BBC News publish this?

    1. Re:Kryptonite comes from Planet Krypton by Himring · · Score: 1

      Because, from my understanding, the chemical fingerprint of the compound found in the serbian mine is the exact same as was labeled on the box of kryptonite in the movie. Therefore, the connection has nothing to do with kryptonite. It has to do with the chemical fingerprint.

      That's like saying, "in the movie, kryptonite had nothing to do with a serbian mine. Why did the bbc publish this?"

      Otherwise, after reading this blurb, I realized why I've been feeling so tired and drained lately. I checked the basement and, sure enough, found a box with the same chemical fingerprint on the label. It's gone now, and I feel like a million bucks....

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    2. Re:Kryptonite comes from Planet Krypton by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Kryptonite is from Planet Krypton ... NOT Serbia ..

      Anyway, you do realise it was pink in color, pink Kryptonite makes Superman attracted to other men and if your inferring that your like Superman that must mean you're ... I'll leave you to ponder that thought *wink* :)

    3. Re:Kryptonite comes from Planet Krypton by Brane2 · · Score: 1

      So what ? Who said that this piece of Kryptonite really originated from Serbia ? It was just _found_ there. Original post is right. The stuff is chemically speaking "the real thing"...

    4. Re:Kryptonite comes from Planet Krypton by oztiks · · Score: 1

      The stuff is chemically speaking "the real thing"...

      Ummm???? Okay this is what i suggest

      1. Reduce the amount of tv you watch
      2. Stop practicing flying off your mums back portch
      3. The red underwear .... not a good look on the outside of your pants
      4. Finally admit that you do not have XRay vision

      I stick to my original comment that this is all stupid and BBC News is silly for putting it on the news anyway, we are talking about a fictional movie here, where they happened to just slap some chemical fingerprint on the box during the movie.

      Lets all debate whether time travel is fictional and real and all the inconsistencies of star trek while we are at it, then feel so good about ourselves because we found out that star trek is infact a TV show and the people who put it together didn't think it through so well .... Erm .. now i'm seeing the x over here

  27. Krypto by certel · · Score: 1

    That's really interesting that it was referenced in a movie like that and with the same elements no doubt. Wonder if someone had discovered it prior but never documented anything?

  28. Sigh... by old_skul · · Score: 1

    ...Nerds. Only a nerd would recognize a chemical formula on the side of a box in a movie.

    1. Re:Sigh... by QuickFox · · Score: 3, Funny

      What? Are you saying that you wouldn't notice a chemical formula on the side of a box in a movie? You must be new here.

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    2. Re:Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of everyone scrambling to post the Matrix Reloaded famous '*nix hack line' on /.

  29. Phfffft by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

    The researchers failed to notice the missing ingredient, "Tar". If you follow the money I'm sure Gus Gorman had a hand in this.

  30. Note to self - by HW_Hack · · Score: 1

    Install lead shielding at home .....

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    1. Re:Note to self - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i knew Superman, Superman was a friend of mine, and you sir are no superman

  31. A bridge to far .... by ipjohnson · · Score: 1

    Gene Hackman and Michael Caine in the same movie, I have my thesis(stands up) I can stop watching TV!!!

    1. Re:A bridge to far .... by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 1

      PCU i dont miss that movie

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  32. This is VERY significant by Supercooldude · · Score: 3, Funny

    You guys are all missing the main reason this find is so significant for Serbia: The Croatians are gonna be super jealous!

    1. Re:This is VERY significant by Hic+sunt+leones · · Score: 1

      Spelling correction: it's Croats not Croatians.



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    2. Re:This is VERY significant by Supercooldude · · Score: 1

      I couldn't possibly care less.

  33. No its correct. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They intentionally misspelled it in the comics. The Christ like nature of superman, only son sent to save humanity, half-man half-god, is complemented by having his arch nemesis the founder of protestants. Luther, tries to destroy the christ like superman, for money and power similar to the way that the German princes, and henry the eighth broke away from the church more for the increased power and money, than any theological argument.

    Obviously, the creators were Catholic, or perhaps just divinely influenced by the Holy Spirit.

  34. there are, sadly enough by way2trivial · · Score: 1
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  35. odd by rubberbandball · · Score: 1

    this is all just a huge PR stunt to promote this summer's super smash hit action blockbuster monkey movie: "Superman Returns. Again."

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  36. not quite correct by cpt.hugenstein · · Score: 1, Informative

    It exists in the atmosphere at 1ppm. http://education.jlab.org/itselemental/ele036.html

    1. Re:not quite correct by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Bad sentence formation on the part of the GP. Krypton exists in the atmosphere at 1ppm. Kryptonite, (Krypton oxide) is very unlikely to exist at all, certainly in nature. If you supercooled krypton you could probably get it to cuddle up to an oxygen atom though.

  37. Truth is stranger than fiction? by nadamotion · · Score: 1

    Naaaawh....

  38. NOT Kryptonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    clearly not kryptonite, so would every sensationalist please stop referring to as same ... real name Jadarite.
    Thank you.

  39. Neal Adams' geology by Gen.Anti · · Score: 1

    Made me wonder whether this might have something to do with Neal Adams, an influential superhero comic book artist, being quite much into alternative geology, but apparently it's more kryptonite which could have inspired his interest, and not the other way round.

  40. This is ironic on several levels by Amazetbm · · Score: 1

    At first I thought this was a satirical article from The Onion, but...there it is.

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  41. What they found! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they found has nothing to do with fictional characters. That's one of those Jedi lightsaber crystals!

  42. Around the Bend (2004) by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Gene Hackman and Michael Caine in the same movie, I have my thesis(stands up) I can stop watching TV!!!
    I thought that Christopher Walken and Michael Caine in the same movie together would be a sign of the apocalypse. Then they made one.

    I still haven't decided if I'm going to see it.
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  43. Why is this news? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Materials scientists make "new" materials all the time - they dream up an unknown composition and make it in the lab. Just because someone digs something out of the ground somehow makes it special?

    Maybe I should quit doing real research and learn how to sell mundane stamp-collecting work as sexy and exciting.

    1. Re:Why is this news? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Materials scientists make "new" materials all the time - they dream up an unknown composition and make it in the lab. Just because someone digs something out of the ground somehow makes it special?

      Sure. There's a big gap between materials which occur naturally and those which must be manufactured. You aren't going to find big deposits of nitroglycerin underground, for instance. What if we were digging in some mine somewhere and discovered a "naturally occurring" Honda Civic? You're saying there wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary there?
    2. Re:Why is this news? by Gen.Anti · · Score: 1

      Is it indeed a very likely and usual situation, that a completely arbitrarily imagined mineral (as it quite probably had been in this case), is later found to be naturally forming in nature? I don't know.

    3. Re:Why is this news? by hachete · · Score: 1

      Maybe a sense of humour implant is neccessary? After all, materials scientists can have roffles too!

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    4. Re:Why is this news? by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      What if we were digging in some mine somewhere and discovered a "naturally occurring" Honda Civic? You're saying there wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary there?
      /me wonders if this isn't leading to an argument over Intelligent Design...

      *cowers*

    5. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern grammar: Any sentence which beings with "Just because" need not follow any other rules of grammar.

  44. Bike Locks by Radon360 · · Score: 1

    Don't they make bike locks out of this stuff?

    8-)

  45. So... by Grimmreaper74 · · Score: 0

    Who is the real Clark Kent? I'll tell you, I don't think he's a journalist after all. Actually the real superman is Bob Barker from the price is right... He never dies...

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  46. SASOL already produces Kryptonite by nicc777 · · Score: 1

    SASOL already produces a gas called Kryptonite.

    I guess the scientists must have been comic book lovers :-)

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    1. Re:SASOL already produces Kryptonite by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      You mean like Cherry PopTart?

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  47. Contradictions in the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    WTF? How can both of the following two quotes from the article be true?

    "The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite."

    Finding out that the chemical composition of a material was an exact match to an invented formula for the fictitious kryptonite "was the coincidence of a lifetime," he added.


    Sounds like a case of a mineralogist making a discovery and thinking "How can I get the most noteriety from this?"
  48. Even cooler is the article it links to--- by Cragen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Even better:
    "With lengths over 11m, the giant gypsum crystals found in Mexico's Cueva de los Cristales are a great natural wonder."

    Then there's the "Giant crystal cave", which is really all ONE GEODE. (They seem to miss that in the article.) Can't see the crystals for cave, so to speak.

    Or maybe you would prefer "Man cuts off his penis in a London Restaurant" (!!!) Damned penis terroristas! Oh, wait, he cut off his OWN penis.

  49. Sweetie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we were going to keep that stuff private...

  50. This could still be kryptonite! by seandiggity · · Score: 1

    ...let's not forget there was plenty of wacky-colored kryptonite in DC's Silver Age. This one probably turns Jimmy Olson into Dr. Chris Stanley.

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  51. 'Kryptonite' Discovered in Serbian Mine by infiniphonic · · Score: 1

    So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

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  52. Serbia is the new Romania... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Ever since Bram Stoker's Dracula, Romania used to be the preferred source for tabloid news. Lately there seems to be a shift to the west...

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  53. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid overlord comments.
    This is the most moronic post... And it happens to nearly every article. Get a life retards.

  54. Re: white powdery substance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, why would Lex Luther steal a box containing white powdery substance... oh, wait, never mind.
    Duh. So he can compress it to make kryptonite crystals! Remember that graphite and carbon are both composed of carbon. Graphite is a black powdery substance, but diamond is a clear crystal that can get color from its impurities.

    So who is to say that you can't compress the white powdery stuff and make green or red crystals?
  55. Re: white powdery substance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doh. I even previewed that a few times.

    I should have written: "Remember that graphite and diamond are both composed of carbon."

  56. I miss the old days when people actually did stuff by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    From the article: > Knowing a material's crystal structure means scientists can calculate other physical properties of the material, such as its elasticity or thermochemical properties You can find its elasticity by squeezing it and looking at what happens. You can find its thermochemical properties by heating it and looking at what happens. What's more, you get more accurate results from squeezing and heating a sample than from calculating these properties from the crystal structure.

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  57. Other colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all Kryptonite is Green ... idiot :p

  58. Its On The Internet by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 1

    I read it on the internet, so it must be fact as well as truth.

  59. Smallville, Serbia?? by e_armadillo · · Score: 1

    Holy crap! Smalville is in Serbia? not Kansas? Any reports of people with odd abilities coming out of Serbia lately? any stories of a flannel clad Serbian teen giving these gifted people a hard time? or maybe we should watch this area in the coming years now that the "meteor rocks" have been dug up and people are getting exposed.

  60. Dr. Stan Lee? by PhoenixOr · · Score: 1

    Dr. Stan Lee? I thought he did Marvel comics not DC? Sorry, it only works verbally, but I thought it was still funny enough to share...

    1. Re:Dr. Stan Lee? by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

      He probably "borrowed" the idea from Dr. Jack Kirby.

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  61. Student Joke? by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is a product of a practical joke of the Russian students/scientists with too much time on their hands?

  62. Cost? by Magic+Fingers · · Score: 0

    How much will this cost? Will it be costlier than Diamond/Gold?

  63. Soft and powdery... by JazzyMusicMan · · Score: 0

    Maybe this was the stuff that broke that Christopher Reeve's fall when he had that equestrian accident. Anyone bother to check? :-/

  64. Zod is not amused by your fake kriptonite. by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Nice try, Luthor, but Zod is immune to your so-called "kryptonite". Zod destroyed Krypton, and Zod will destroy Planet Houston if you do not swear allegiance to Zod.
    KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

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  65. nobel gas compounds by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    when the term kryptonite was created, whoever created it must have known sme rudiments of chemistry, because it was supposed to be a joke, because nobel gases don't bond with other chemicals, they are chemically inert. thus, putting superman's nemesis securely in the realm of fiction

    however, long after superman's kryptonite was fictionally created, some bloke at the University of British Columbia in the 1960s made compounds out of xenon

    soon after, following a hunch because of the xenon compounds, someone successfully made kryptonite

    well, they made krypton difluoride, and sorry, it isn't green

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    1. Re:nobel gas compounds by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

      well, they made krypton difluoride, and sorry, it isn't green

      Is it white? If it is, someone already tested whether it kills plant life? ;-)
  66. Rats! by jrfezziwig · · Score: 1

    So they finally found some. Time to hang up the cape ...

  67. Tesla's Secret Crystalline Material by lightmybulb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jadarite seems to be similar to Tesla's secret material used to channel energy from the aether in his little black box. Can anyone obtain a bit of this substance and test it for extreme intra-atomic field energies. Strange that it was discovered in Serbia knowing the history of Tesla's adventures at Wardenclyffe Station. If it IS the substance Tesla guarded so closely, it will be very difficult to find after this news article. Any thoughts on this would be greatly appreciated.

    Some info on Tesla: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/tesla/esp_tesla_ 14.htm

  68. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the creators of superman would say

  69. Greatest Story Ever by Arkitan · · Score: 1

    As a geologist and a super hero nerd, this is quite possibly the best story that I have ever seen on Slashdot.

  70. uh, sorry, thats wrong by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

    Being Kryptonian myself, I know that this is incorrect. Kryptonite is "The atomic number 126 is the one of the hypothesized Unbihexium/eka-plutonium, the most stable of the elements in the island of stability."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite

    Its not a compound, its an element. Thanks for playing

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  71. If only it was discovered in 1999 by ChrisGuest · · Score: 1

    Serbian irregular forces could have used it to undermine Clinton's air superiority.

  72. Something about a pot and a kettle? by Slashboo · · Score: 1

    ...Nerds. Only a nerd would recognize a chemical formula on the side of a box in a movie. ...Says the guy posting on /.
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  73. kryptonite by ffrrank · · Score: 1

    what about the planes in a nearby (20 lightyears) constellation with near earth temperature (32f. to 102f)and a red sun? didn't superman's parents hail from just such a place?

  74. DILITHIUM CRYSTALS by JCOTTON · · Score: 1
    DiLithium Crystals. Powers starships. Now that would be a find.

    I don't expect no points for responding to a three day old conversation. But, what the hay.

  75. his suit is not gay you've gay- brainwashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When superman was created, the gays dressed nothing like him.
    Just because the gays caught on to the superman dress-code
    doesn't make superman's dress code gay