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University of Virginia Student Graduates in One Year

An anonymous reader writes "18-year-old David Banh of Annandale, VA recently graduated from the University of Virginia with a double major in Physics and Mathematics, and an education paid for almost entirely by scholarships. What's truly amazing is that he did it in one year, bringing in 72 Advanced Placement credits, then taking 23 credits his fall semester, 37 credits his spring semester and 3 credits in the summer. His brief undergraduate career didn't leave him much time to explore college, so he's now working on his master's degree. He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer."

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  1. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 5, Informative
    Useless fact:
    Meanwhile, he had mastered bridge -- yes, the card game -- competed in tournaments all over and ran the school club, which doubled in size.


    What he did:
    He was helped by the fact that U-Va., as a public school, costs a lot less than most private colleges. And that the university accepted many of his Advanced Placement credits from high school; many of the most selective private schools wouldn't. As it was, he doubled up on course credits and took more physics over the summer to finish his second major.


    Where he going:
    He expects to finish his master's degree this academic year


    What he wants to do:
    Where he wants to He wants to be a patent attorney.


    ===

    Counterpoint:
    Many professors would like students to explore and experiment in college rather than cram in as much as possible at top speed.


    How he did it:
    His college education, almost entirely covered by a patchwork of scholarships, cost him about $200. And he sold back textbooks for more than that. Now he's starting graduate study at U-Va. with a research grant.


    ===

    Basically, it's a neat feat that took years to prepare for, like going through a process to be "pre-qualified", but he isn't quite Doogie.
    1. Re:Moo by TCQuad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meanwhile, he had mastered bridge -- yes, the card game -- competed in tournaments all over and ran the school club, which doubled in size.

      Yeah, the other guy in the bridge club was excited to finally get someone to play with.

    2. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've always heard policies of no more than 30-32 AP credits (roughly 1/4 of the degree requirements, and they don't scale it up if you do happen to do a double major). Having half of your credits come from freshman level courses doesn't seem the most appropriate method to getting an eduation.

    3. Re:Moo by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Meanwhile, in the time it took you to write all that (and me to read it!), David Banh completed dental school!

    4. Re:Moo by gatzke · · Score: 5, Informative


      I am surprised they all counted. You can take a ton of AP classes, but a lot of it will never help you to a degree. Any idiot can sign up and take the AP exam even if the AP class is not offered at a high school.

      I recently had a student come in with 60, but 72 is amazing. I encouraged her to take more electives and get into undergraduate research.

      The other thing, most places limit you to 23 hours per semester. He must have gotten a waiver for 30+. With night classes, you oculd easily do 37. I did 23 one quarter at GT, it wasn't that bad.

    5. Re:Moo by selsine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Translation: We want to have plenty of oportunity to fill his mind with as much liberal mush as possible. We must not let him think for himself!

      Yes because that's exactly what University is all about! This crafty liberals, sneaking into higher education with those Phd's just to corrupt the youth. I guess they figured that after getting the media and Hollywood this was the next logical step.

      Those poor conservatives, whatever shall they do? Won't someone please think of the right!

    6. Re:Moo by hpavc · · Score: 1

      Your double major Fox truthiness is well earned.

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    7. Re:Moo by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      When I went to college, they allowed only scores over 4 and a max of something like 12 credits, total. Also, it was nearly impossible to get into all the courses you needed, due to overcrowding. Couldn't do this at Cal Poly SLO, that's for sure.

    8. Re:Moo by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      Having half of your credits come from freshman level courses doesn't seem the most appropriate method to getting an eduation.

      Why not? If he did the work and got good grades, then he should get on with the rest of his life. Should he hang around for the highly overrated "college experience", where he can waste a bunch of time and money and not learn anything?

    9. Re:Moo by GoodOmens · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea but half the fun of college was going to college. Even if I was capabale of graduating in 1 year I wouldn't have. College was to much fun .... as many put it ... enjoy your young years while you can. You have the rest of your life to be a grown-up ....

    10. Re:Moo by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Counterpoint:
      Many professors would like students to explore and experiment in college rather than cram in as much as possible at top speed.


      Also, the administrators would like you to take as long as possible to get your degree, to increase the revenue flow.

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    11. Re:Moo by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 0, Troll
      Yes because that's exactly what University is all about! This crafty liberals, sneaking into higher education with those Phd's just to corrupt the youth.

      I can't speak for anyone else, but this was certainly my experience. The professors (at least the tenured ones) only seemed to want to talk about supporting the teachers union and encourage us to vote democrat/union/liberal.

    12. Re:Moo by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thank God our fearless leader Bush was too busy snorting cocaine and attending keggers to have the "liberal college machine" affect him much!

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    13. Re:Moo by buswolley · · Score: 5, Funny

      What a waste of a genius. A lawyer.

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    14. Re:Moo by afternoon_nap · · Score: 1

      I think I did 23 hours in a quarter at GT too... most of it in the rec area playing pool. It was probably the same quarter I made dean's list.

      Process control is still fun... and I don't wear a tie. It's nice to see you're in academia.

      S. Nolde, BChE '95. 'nuff said.

    15. Re:Moo by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Troll

      Next time try Bob Jones University - http://www.bju.edu/ - they are probably are closer to your "ideals". (Unless you want to actually learn anything valuable, that is.)

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    16. Re:Moo by Poeir · · Score: 1

      I fear you may have just created a new Slashdot meme.

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    17. Re:Moo by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Pretty easy to do actually.

      It's not like it's Rocket Surgery.

    18. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      UVA in fact only accepted 60 of his 72 credits. He also had to get dispensation to take as many credits as he did in a single term. The article in the local newspapers also mentioned that he did have two classes that met at the same time, and he was allowed to do that, too. http://www.dailyprogress.com/servlet/Satellite?pag ename=CDP/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&c id=1149190702105

    19. Re:Moo by Firehed · · Score: 1

      They're not *all* evil, you just only hear about the bad ones.
      Oh, wait, we just heard about this one. Well, so much for that.

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    20. Re:Moo by GigG · · Score: 1

      A patent lawyer at that.

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    21. Re:Moo by Phillup · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Having half of your credits come from freshman level courses doesn't seem the most appropriate method to getting an eduation.

      Considering the pace and methodology, I'd say he wasn't interested in an education... he was there to get a degree.

      And... it sounds like he will be the perfect lawyer.

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    22. Re:Moo by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I personally started with 59, all accepted. I think it was quite acceptable- I managed to not take the bullshit courses (history, econ, etc) and could focus on what I really wanted out of college- the technical stuff. And I managed to take a rather light schedule and still finish in 3 years. Wouldn't change a thing if I had to do it again.

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    23. Re:Moo by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Many professors would like students to explore and experiment in college rather than cram in as much as possible at top speed.

      Professors are wrong. Experimentation and exploration is for high school and below. College is expensive and for adults. Adults should be taking charge of their direction, setting goals and achieving them.

      While there is some merit to their argument, most of us have no interest in academia. It's just about getting a job, like becoming a patent attorney. Obstacles are thrown in the way of people with specific objectives to keep them in school (general education, matriculation requirements, advanced placement refusals, conflicting course requirements, etc.). While I think this guy probably needs to live a little, he did sucessfully get through those obstacles and beat the professors at their little game. Hooray for our side.

    24. Re:Moo by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why wouldn't a guy with this much capability just jump into a Ph.D. program? He'd make the 30-year-old Ph.D. grads look like chumps when he finishes before 20.

    25. Re:Moo by maxume · · Score: 1

      Most public universities don't do a whole lot to set their rates, they are handed down by the state. Also, many are basically turning away students('selective' admissions).

      If they don't set their own prices, and they have a surplus of customers, it seems rather unlikely that they care much about 'revenue flow'.

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    26. Re:Moo by AncientPC · · Score: 1

      You mean the other three guys, unless there's some 2-man variant of bridge that I'm unaware of.

    27. Re:Moo by psykocrime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      enjoy your young years while you can. You have the rest of your life to be a grown-up ...

      Or you could simply refuse to "grow up" and have fun your
      entire life. The idea that you reach a certain age, or point in time and suddenly
      have to start behaving differently is B.S. You can be young as long as you
      choose to consider yourself young.

      Now excuse me while I go put some Twisted Sister on....

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    28. Re:Moo by russ1337 · · Score: 1
      Should he hang around for the highly overrated "college experience", where he can waste a bunch of time and money and not learn anything?
      Yes, cos he failed to learn what most do in college - Hanging around not learning anything is a waste of time and money.
    29. Re:Moo by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Half the fun? In my experience college would have been a whole lot more fun without all those courses getting in the way.

    30. Re:Moo by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Experimentation and exploration is for high school and below.

      The parents would disagree.

    31. Re:Moo by Shadowmist · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Nice idea but at some point those demons called responsibilities kick in. When you've got a spouse and kids or other family that you have to take care of, I would hope that you would take a different frame of thought then a single resident in a bachelor pad might.

      I used to think that way, but now with my 46th birthday coming up in less than 9 hours, I've realised that in part I've joined that "enemy over thirty.".... and that we all must at some point.

    32. Re:Moo by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      So will he change his name to Doogie Howser?

    33. Re:Moo by no+haters · · Score: 1

      At least when I was in college, your tuition was somewhat tied to your level of coursework. There were minimum course requirements to be considered "full-time" and pay the full tuition, but there were also maximums on the # of credits you could take with the base full-time student tuition. Anything else cost more. With the number of scholarships and grants he had, it wouldn't have made a difference how long he was there, his cost (not including time) would have still stayed close to zero.

    34. Re:Moo by el_chicano · · Score: 1
      You mean the other three guys, unless there's some 2-man variant of bridge that I'm unaware of.
      No, seeing as how he doubled the size of the bridge club there must have been two guys to begin with. If 2X = 4 then X = 2 :-)
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    35. Re:Moo by wibs · · Score: 1

      >> Also, the administrators would like you to take as long as possible to get your degree, to increase the revenue flow.

      It's actually a pretty big black eye for universities to have a student body that takes forever to get through the program. It's taken as a sign that either the students aren't motivated, the departments are poorly run, and in general a poor investment compared to other schools that award degrees with less time invested. There are of course exceptions, but your average university it's really in their best interest to have every student graduate as quickly as possible.

      All of that said, I spent four full years in a UC before even declaring a major, so at least I kept the professors happy.

      >> Many professors would like students to explore and experiment in college rather than cram in as much as possible at top speed.

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    36. Re:Moo by Brickwall · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm an engineer, and I didn't think Economics was a "bullshit" course; I found it useful and interesting. It sure helps to have some grounding in the subject when discussing taxation, for example. Much of the misery we inflict on ourselves is a result of so many people having no understanding of economics whatsoever.

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    37. Re:Moo by Plutonite · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nonsense. The only worthwile genius is evil genius.

      And for everything else..there be statues.

    38. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Econ and history are 'bullshit'? If your college could hear that, I'd hope they'd take back your degree. Have you ever heard of the 'The Great Conversation' or is all you care about the newest programming language? The fact that you don't think Economics is 'the technical stuff' just leads me to believe you went to a third rate public school somewhere in the South. As a math major, I've run into Economics classes where I was one of the least technical people in the room, amazing really.

    39. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And that the university accepted many of his Advanced Placement credits from high school;
      What, are American universities so slack that they take HIGH SCHOOL COURSES as "advanced placement"? Where I went to school high school was a PRERQUESITE for university. The guy basically got a university degree with "high school" as a major, if 3/4 of the credits were high school courses?
    40. Re:Moo by cuantar · · Score: 1

      Happy birthday! :)

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    41. Re:Moo by anagama · · Score: 1

      I must be getting old -- college kids seem like "kids" to me -- anyone under 25 in fact.

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    42. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, I was the odd one out in my classes as I wasn't a Republican. But then I do live in Texas.

      In any case, it made government type classes a lot of fun as we had Republican values preached at us, etc. Despite me being outspoken on politics (in classes where it made sense to be... such as government classes), I never had any repercussions. From my perspective, all the talk about liberals in higher education wanting to warp the minds of youngsters to there evil ways seems very tin-foil hattish (and counter to reality). It's kinda like the talk about all the evil Republicans conspiring to steal elections.

      On a side note, in case you're curious I don't consider myself associated with any political party. I dislike both major parties. If I had to describe my stance I'd say I'm something approaching a mix of social libertarian, and fiscal conservative.

    43. Re:Moo by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      And don't forget....at 18, you're still bulletproof, you NEED to have your fun then through early 20's.

      Get laid as much as possible...you're peaking dude!! Fuck everything while it is still tight enough to *squeek*.

      Party some too...while you're young enough that it doesn't hurt.

      At least with this kid...he's gotten a lot of the important stuff out of the way....he could afford to slow down and experience some of the fun stuff in college. It is good to study, think ahead and do what your supposed to do, but, don't forget , you're young and you won't be forever...ENJOY it too.

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    44. Re:Moo by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      I fear you may have just created a new Slashdot meme.

      Meanwhile, in the time it took you to write about a new Slashdot meme, I have applied your fear!

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    45. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counterpoint:
      Many professors would like students to explore and experiment in college rather than cram in as much as possible at top speed.

      Many professors are blathering idiots as well.

      Anyone ever really "listen" to Noam Chomsky? Uhm, know I'm going to get flamed here, but by that I mean, with an open mind?

    46. Re:Moo by InsideTheAsylum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must not be american. In America, you can easily be in 9th grade and test past the required level to graduate high school and then you can take college courses, that is, attend the local university/college paid entirely by your high school. I know many people who didn't show up to the high school building once during their junior/senior years because they were taking their classes from the university for university credits.

    47. Re:Moo by James_Aguilar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I hope you realize that you have no right to pass judgement on someone else like this.

    48. Re:Moo by Edzor · · Score: 1

      dont trust anyone over 30!

    49. Re:Moo by joerdie · · Score: 1

      I completely disagree with this line of logic. Not to sound elitist, but I was more intelligent than most of the idiot, football obsessed jackasses running around my college. I earned a masters in 4 years because I wanted to get out of there. I find that most children, (yes children) in college these days don't need or deserve to be there and are wasting my time and tuition money. So what if the kid wants to be a lawyer. Let him be. He may be capable of critical thinking without the benefit of getting drunk every night at the football game. /soapbox

    50. Re:Moo by paitre · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed the bullshit classes.
      They were a nice respite while I digested the harder stuff.

      Plus, an "easy" semester here and there allowed for rampant partying. I -still- don't remember much of Spring 1995...

    51. Re:Moo by archen · · Score: 1

      That is true to some extent, but there are a lot of opportunities to be had when you're younger. As you age you're a bit less able to cope with the college lifestyle of studying and partying (assuming you do both full tilt). Most older students I knew would forgo one or the other. It's also harder to pick up college age women the older you get (although not impossible).

      I think that youth has it's time and that you need to do some things when you're young. Acting like an old fart for the rest of your life is always optional, but it's not like you can go back to high school the same way you did back in your teens.

    52. Re:Moo by hogfat · · Score: 1

      If you come in with third year standing as a math major, that certainly could help one do this anywhere. The 72 AP credits would certainly help him not have to worry about getting into the overcrowded lower level courses and a third/fourth year standing might allow him to register before the classes become full.

    53. Re:Moo by James_Aguilar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Responsibility and youthfulness are not irreconcilable. :) Congratulations on being forty-six years young!

    54. Re:Moo by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The maximum number of credits that you could take in a semester at University of Illinois Chicago, where and when I went, was 24. I once took 21. It wasn't too bad having that many classes at once. The hardest part was trying to squeeze in work as I was working 30 hours a week as a programmer at a Futures Trading company.

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    55. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      So who the fuck are you to pass judgement on him for passing judgement?

    56. Re:Moo by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I started with zero credits, and I took all of the intro level classes even though I found them very easy. It did help my GPA, when things got tougher in the fourth year. Its hard to remember way back then, but it seems like I actually got a C in one class my senior year.
      I also wouldn't change a thing if I could go back.

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    57. Re:Moo by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nice idea but at some point those demons called responsibilities kick in. When you've got a spouse and kids or other family that you have to take care of...
      Those responsibilities don't just automatically "kick in", all by themselves. Those are all each a yoke you voluntarily place on your own shoulders. One can lead a long life of meaningless irresponsibility with plenty of money and no ill effects if one is careful to avoid things like wives, children, mortgages, etc.
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    58. Re:Moo by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In America, you can easily be in 9th grade and test past the required level to graduate high school and then you can take college courses.
      Wow, things have changed since I grew up. When I grew up, high school was high school, and it didn't matter what level you tested at. I got 12.9s on the Califoria Achievement tests starting in 6th grade on most subjects. The trouble is, we had requirements on the number of maths and english classes you had to take to graduate, and if you took a full schedule every year, you might be barely able to skip the last semester of your senior year. I took band, so I didn't have the opportunity to take extra classes, and skip the last part of my senior year (nor would I have wanted to), and even if I had skipped it, there was no way to take college courses until you had graduated from high school.
      I could have gone to Vo-tech and learned how to repair cars and air conditioners, but not a real college.

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    59. Re:Moo by metlin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I managed to not take the bullshit courses (history, econ, etc)...

      Wow. Talk of Elitism.

      Tell me something, just how much of economics do you really know?

      Probably not a whole lot, because economics is far from a humanities course -- economics is heavily dependent on maths and physics. Things such as resource optimisation and operations research involves the original concept of programming (LP, for instance), scheduling methodologies, systems analysis, statistical methods and stochastic processes and other very technical things.

      Not to mention the various economic theories and analysis methods that use such things as *shudder* differential equations, heat equations, annealing functions.

      Maybe you should consider reading a paper or two on economics, before you spew forth rubbish. And maybe -- just maybe -- you should try *understanding* what these papers say. I'm sure your very "technical" mind will be able to parse differential equations and analogies to theoretical physics to understand what the heck is going on.

      You're either a total nitwit or a clever troll. Gee!

      But that's okay, the world is probably a better place without idiots like you dabbling in things you don't have a clue about.

    60. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people go to college to get a degree. If they want an education they'll go elsewhere!

    61. Re:Moo by xant · · Score: 5, Funny

      Patent lawyer, no less. The kind of person who makes sure to cram as many patents into the system as fast as possible, regardless of their worth.

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    62. Re:Moo by ksheff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      my years in college wasn't much different than what my life is like now: go to class/work, at home I'd mess around on my computer & download software from via a BBS/ISP, watch TV reruns and sleep in on the weekends. The only big difference is income and my friends are a few states away rather than just being a few doors down the hall. So for me, college was just as boring as "real life".

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    63. Re:Moo by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Actually, he has every right to pass judgement on whomever he pleases. Freedom of speech* means that he can speak his mind whenever he feels like it, and if you get offended, buy a fucking helmet.

      *Freedom of Speech void where prohibited by law. May not be available in all areas.

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    64. Re:Moo by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      Nice idea but at some point those demons called responsibilities kick in. When you've got a spouse and kids...

      What about those of us who are smart enough to stay single and not fall for all of that "You need a wife/children to complete your life" bullshit?

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    65. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington state has a program like this called Running Start. I took all of my classes at the local community college during my junior and senior year of high school and earned simultaneous credit. I graduated from HS and got my associate's degree at the same time, and paid $1.50 a credit (plus books) to do it.

      Pretty sweet deal! Plus, the community college didn't start classes until mid to late September (where HS started in late August), so I worked full time until then, and we had no classes on Friday. When I transferred to a four-year college, all my core classes were out of the way and I could concentrate on what I really cared about. It was great.

    66. Re:Moo by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I took 5 years to get my CS undergrad, and yes, while I could have busted ass to get it done in 3.5 or 4, I stuck it out for 5. That second senior year is really rough on the liver by the way. I would have stuck it out for longer (and probably still be there) if I had someone else to pay for it!

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    67. Re:Moo by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      How is being lonely, anyway?

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    68. Re:Moo by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Hard work and academic achievement are fine and laudable, but you will never again in your life have a chance to party and screw like you will in college, especially if you become a lawyer. Hopefully he'll ease up a bit while he does his master's and still get a chance to experience some of the extracurricular education.

    69. Re:Moo by bxbaser · · Score: 1

      When you bring your story and yourself to the public eye, your offering yourself for just that purpose.
      The readers or viewers are there to pass judgement.

    70. Re:Moo by BeeBeard · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, we're all evil. The bad ones are just the ones who get caught. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fist full of client's trust money and a hot tip on a horse.

      Anyways, I finished law school in just two years (it's usually a 3-year program) and thought I was pretty hot shit. I've got nothing on this kid though.

    71. Re:Moo by Sefi915 · · Score: 2, Funny
      he article in the local newspapers also mentioned that he did have two classes that met at the same time, and he was allowed to do that, too.

      I bet he did it without the benefit of a Time Turner from Professor McGonagall.

    72. Re:Moo by Creepy · · Score: 1

      and the SCO "screw the little guy" scholarship goes to...

      DAVID BAHN!
      (clap clap clap)

    73. Re:Moo by be-fan · · Score: 1

      This guy's achievement is impressive, no doubt, but I think the credits he came in with, which probably replaced most of his intro classes, helped tremendously. My undergrad program in AE at GaTech had 132 required hours, of which only 53 were in AE. Once you get all of the non-major and intro stuff out of the way, the actual core of the program is very doable in a few semesters. Doing it in two semesters and change is very impressive, but its not like he did four years worth of work in one.

      I think the most impressive thing here is how much work he did in high school. 60 credits is about 2 years worth of college work at a normal pace.

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    74. Re:Moo by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      Right has other meanings than the legal. The one I meant was, "A moral entitlement."

    75. Re:Moo by buswolley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am not intending to insult lawyers, but the kid is a genius. Such talent should be used in research to fight cancer, energy, pollution, infectious diseases, or string theory etc. Such talent should NOT be used to sue company A for infringing on company B's patent.

      Sure he has the right to choose his own career, but I also have the right to be disappointed in making a choice that was probably motivated by money.

      Probably this happened: Father to Son: "You're a genius, son. Now go out and make a lot of money like a good boy."

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    76. Re:Moo by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      Is it right to imprison a kidnapper (I.e. to imprison someone who does wrong by imprisoning a third person)?

    77. Re:Moo by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm feeling a bit snarky today... A moral entitlement is defined by your morals. Key word there is "your". Not mine. In your opinion, he has no right to pass judgement on this kid. In his moral viewpoint, he most certainly does (or he's very conflicted). Humans would be completely unable to communicate without passing some sort of judgment on what we're talking about. It's human nature to pass judgement. It stems from our backround as cavemen (that bear looks dangerous, that meat looks rotten, that cavewoman looks submissive, etc). Passing judgement is what we do as humans, and trying to stop it dehumanizes the entire experience.

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    78. Re:Moo by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Better than being married.

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    79. Re:Moo by psykocrime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure some things change, but - as another poster pointed out - many of that new "responsibilities" are voluntarily chosen and optional. Nobody forces
      you to get married, have children, buy a house, etc.

      And as somebody else said (again) you can be responsible and still think of yourself as young, and enjoy life and have fun... it's all about finding the right balance that works for you.

      And yes, I'm over 30 myself, but I'm still (mostly) the same guy I was when I was 18, 20, 25, 30, whatever. And I still refuse to refer to
      myself as an "adult" or a "grown up" but yet I still manage to have enough responsibility to pay bills, hold down a pretty good job, finish a 3rd college degree, etc.

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    80. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That sucks. My professors talk about differential equations, circuit analysis, and logic design.

      Was this at an official university?

    81. Re:Moo by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      Kinda like this? Certain kinds of judgement passing are healthy, certain kinds aren't. Saying that a kid is wasting his life because he wants to become a lawyer falls in the latter class.

    82. Re:Moo by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      He's talking about taking the GED, which would be quite easy for the average 8th grader to pass.

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    83. Re:Moo by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      My point is that, no, you don't have to agree with him. He can say whatever he wants, and you're perfectly free to call him a biased idiot spewing random crap if you'd like. Just don't ever stop him from saying (not that you were trying to stop him, but still)

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    84. Re:Moo by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      OK, I can roll with that. :) I would not try to force him not to say it, but I still think it's wrong for him to do so.

    85. Re:Moo by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Economics is dependent on physics?

      This I gotta hear.

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    86. Re:Moo by m0nstr42 · · Score: 1
      Or you could simply refuse to "grow up" and have fun your entire life.
      Isn't that the point of graduate school? :) I know that's why I did it. Sure, the work gets a little harder and you pick up some new responsibilities, but dammit if being paid to play with new ideas isn't about the best thing ever.
    87. Re:Moo by Javagator · · Score: 1
      What a waste of a genius. A lawyer

      This seems like a disturbing trend. I have noticed that more and more bright kids want to be lawyers or MBA's.

    88. Re:Moo by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      All true. However not once in over 200 years has the treasury in the U.K. managed to accurately predict the growth of the economy for the next 12 months. Where accurately is I believe within 0.1 of a percentage point. Given that it is rarely more than 3 percentage points in total this lack of ability is absolutely astounding. You might as well role dice, in 200 years you would expect to have got it right more than once!

      So while there is lots of clever economic theories they are all a pile of worthless rubbish, as they cannot be used to predict a dam thing in the real world. If they are completely useless in the real world why bother learning about them? Heck a degree in Art Appreciation is more useful if you ask me, and I consider that an total waste of space degree.

    89. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a shame that someone as intelligent as this, with possible hopes to advance in physics and math (another Einstein perhaps??, one can hope), would throw all that away to become a patent lawyer.

      Of course he is only 18, and as soon as he hits some more of the real world, perhaps that will disuade him from throwing away what might be a promising career in the sciences.

      Sorry, but the world already has enough attorney's. Patent attorney's still have seats reserved in hell, they're just a few steps higher than the rest.

      The first thing we do, lets' kill all the lawyers.
                                            Henry VI, part 2

    90. Re:Moo by Kamots · · Score: 1

      There's also AP (Advanced Placement) tests... I was assuming that's what was being talked about.

      In my experience those tests are quite comprehensive and aren't going to be passed by someone that doesn't know the material. It provides a way for students that take intro calc or lots of chemistry or otherwise non "core" courses in high-school (or home-schooled kids) to get college credit for what they can prove they know. There's no reason to make someone sit through Calc 1 again when they get to uni when they can show that they already know the material.

      Personally I took this route to avoid taking college literature and most of my english composition courses. The one English course that I did have to take (no AP test to test out of it) wound up being a much less demanding course than what I did in high-school. But then while my school may not have had a math or science department to speak of, its English department was top of the line.

    91. Re:Moo by g1zmo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree with the spirit of your post 100% (that your parent poster is an elitist jackass), but just wanted to add a counter point. The BS classes he's talking about are the freshman and maybe sophomore intro courses, which don't even sniff the topics you mentioned. He's talking about skipping a semester of picking out the intersection of supply/demand curves and memorizing the definitions of elasticity and complimentary goods, full of the typical Greek business majors on their way to a Management degree. At that level, I have no problem calling it a BS course if you can demonstrate a mastery of the content on an AP exam.

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    92. Re:Moo by gnaa323 · · Score: 0
      I am not intending to insult lawyers, but the kid is a genius. Such talent should be used in research to fight cancer, energy, pollution, infectious diseases, or string theory etc. Such talent should NOT be used to sue company A for infringing on company B's patent
      He said he wanted a job where he wouldn't have to worry about money.
    93. Re:Moo by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's Einstein reincarnated, and is going back to continue where he left off in his old job. Expect his 'universal theory of everythihg' to be wrapped up in time for his 30th birthday.

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    94. Re:Moo by prockcore · · Score: 1

      and how would you know?

    95. Re:Moo by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Or you could simply refuse to "grow up" and have fun your entire life.
      Well, that's easy to say, harder to do. I'm 27 now, and finished my masters degree last year. For the past year I've lived 6 months in Msocow (for fun), travelled around, and gotten a job now to get more money to do weird shit with. When describing my life, it still sounds like I'm riding high, I'm getting drunk fairly regurarly and am having fun.. but still, everything is at a slower place, my body can't be pushed *that* far anymore and I am rarely stupid drunk.. just reasonably.

      While the whole get a job, lose your life and ditch your friends which seem to be very common among Americans (from my personal experiences atleast) is plain silly; there are things you can only do when you're young.. I mean, before you get cynic, jaded and boring... the more people you've met, the less chance the of new people you meet actually being 'new'.

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    96. Re:Moo by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup. Like Lawrence Lessig. There's a waste for you.

    97. Re:Moo by otherone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Genius? This guy just studied his ass off. A sheet full of AP credits doesn't mean you are smart.

    98. Re:Moo by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Yes, now imagine how much more fun it would be to be young, but to be able to command the salary of someone much older. He simply cut out 3-4 years of bullshit.

    99. Re:Moo by colmore · · Score: 1

      Walk right out your door and start hitch-hiking, or something man, you just made me want to shoot myself. Please do something dangerous.

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    100. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he's talking about something like this -> http://education.state.mn.us/mde/Academic_Excellen ce/School_Choice/Post_Secondary_Enrollment_Options _PSEO/

      They earn high school credit courses and, if students continue their education beyond high school, colleges or universities may choose to transfer their completed coursework through PSEO as college credits. More than 7,000 Minnesota students were in the PSEO program last year - including 321 students from private high schools and 700 students who were in home schools.

    101. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have a good 'un

    102. Re:Moo by metlin · · Score: 1

      Economics is dependent on physics?

      This I gotta hear.


      Economics is an end, and uses every tool available to that end. Physics is no exception.

      Maybe a paper on arXiv will convince you?

    103. Re:Moo by metlin · · Score: 1

      Hate replying twice, but here's a better one.

      Cheers.

    104. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      You missed the fact that he's Asian- his parents are from Vietnam- and that he's been working towards this since first grade, driven beyond that which any American kid would be.

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    105. Re:Moo by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      yeah, and the fact that he successfully completed degrees in math and physics? That must mean he's fucking retarded!

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    106. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      RTFA- they didn't all count. The sidebar box had him graduating with 15 extra credits- 8 dupes.

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    107. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled former.

    108. Re:Moo by cdw38 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      37 credits in a semester while getting mostly A's (which the article implied)? That's more than twice as many as the average student. I'm sorry, but you have to do more (or "have" more) than just study your ass off to take 72 credits worth of AP classes in 3 years in high school and then get a double-major in math and physics from a top university in a single year. Some of the replies here are amazing...it's almost like people are trying to just shove this aside and pretend they could have done this if they felt like it. Get a grip.

    109. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm a software engineer, and I find Economics to be a very interesting course also- but still bullshit. Economists have *NO* idea how to interpret data- they start with unreasonable assumptions then cherry pick the data that supports those assumptions, and call it a theory.

      Which is how we start with David Ricardo's Assumption of Comparative Advantage and end with a $68 Billion/month trade deficit that has been getting worse every month for the past 30 years.

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    110. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Probably not a whole lot, because economics is far from a humanities course -- economics is heavily dependent on maths and physics. Things such as resource optimisation and operations research involves the original concept of programming (LP, for instance), scheduling methodologies, systems analysis, statistical methods and stochastic processes and other very technical things.

      Yep, you're completely correct. Too bad most economists don't believe in actual economics engineering as much as they believe in proving stupid assumptions like Comparative Advantage despite 30 years of evidence to the contrary.

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    111. Re:Moo by ephemeraleuphoria · · Score: 1

      We do, however, need more Lessigs in the world. Not all lawyers dealing in IP deal in corporate litigation.

    112. Re:Moo by ksheff · · Score: 1

      why would my boring life make you want to shoot yourself? Scared that the same thing is waiting for you in the near future?

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    113. Re:Moo by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      Was this at an official university?

      This was a California State University. I know more about the union contract than I really ever wanted to.

    114. Re:Moo by otherone · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying anything negative about hardwork, but genius is not just book smarts. You cannot argue against that.

    115. Re:Moo by blincoln · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have noticed that more and more bright kids want to be lawyers or MBA's.

      Maybe because they're bright enough to notice that those are the people who make the most money, while incurring the least risk?

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    116. Re:Moo by theundergroundman · · Score: 1

      Yeah humanities courses are the real bullshit courses. You obviously cannot learn anything by reading books that are just something some dude made up or about things that happened a long time ago.

    117. Re:Moo by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "What a waste of a genius. A lawyer."

      Don't you think it should be up to him to determine what would or would not be a waste of his genius? No offense, but I have a feeling he is a bit more qualified than you to determine that, even aside from his intelligence.

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    118. Re:Moo by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      If he's cool as well as bright he could give PJ a hand.

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    119. Re:Moo by gatzke · · Score: 1


      I did my undergrad at Tech as well- CHE 95-

      A friend of mine came in a year after me, went straight through (summers) and took extra classes just to finish before me. He still took ~10 quarters to do it (EE!)

      My high school had most of the following, but I could not take them alland be in band.

      BC calculus, 10 hours (We only had AB)
      Physics 5
      Chemistry 5 I think they have AB now as well
      English Lit 3
      Euro hist 3
      Amer hist 3
      Biology 5
      CompSci 3 (Optional self study)
      Government 3
      Language 3 (Optional self study)

      Not sure what else you could do. Maybe Stats? BC Chem, Econ, Another english?

    120. Re:Moo by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      It's called double-dummy bridge, which ... kind of doesn't apply here, I think.

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    121. Re:Moo by Kuciwalker · · Score: 1

      This kid is not a genius. I was a year behind him in high school. We had REAL geniuses. He's just stupid, for wasting a year getting a rubber stamp rather than an education.

    122. Re:Moo by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      If you took all the economists in the world and laid them out end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

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    123. Re:Moo by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      IAVO and I still have trouble getting my shadow to stick to my heels, and I still read Pratchett for the role models.

      University is a place to stuff your head with alcohol and ideas, in the hopes that the two hangovers will cancel each other out.

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    124. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Economics is dependent on physics?

      Of course- Economics deals with the movement and resource managment of physical goods (primarily). You can't use it to break the laws of physics, and to a large part, how fast a physical good can move or set of physical goods can be distributed is extremely bound by the laws of physics.

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    125. Re:Moo by Metasquares · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's not necessarily a genius because he graduated in one year. He simply found a system that allowed him to do such a thing and decided to take advantage of that system.

      When I went to high school, it wasn't even possible to take 72 AP credits. Similarly, most colleges will not allow you to take more than 18-22 credits per semester without permission of the dean; 37 would be completely out of the question.

      He blazed through college in a year, probably missing out on a lot of the transformative moments as a college student, not the least of which is the ability to get a feel for what mathematicians and physicists do. It's no surprise to me that he wants to become a lawyer.

      He is considering a doctorate in math "if he wants to stay in college". That's the wrong attitude to go into a doctorate (speaking as a first-year CS doctoral student myself), because you will be miserable every second of the program if you go for that reason. It should have nothing to do with whether you want to stay in college and everything to do with whether you have a fascination with a narrow area of knowledge that can only be sated by deep study of that area.

    126. Re:Moo by Yakman · · Score: 3, Funny

      If he becomes a lawyer he'll be screwing people daily! And getting paid for it!

    127. Re:Moo by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

      I went to the guy's high school (class of 2000, way before he ever got there) - and had the same guidance counselor - and was in the bridge club. It's a pretty geeky HS and the bridge club was actually pretty popular. I'd say that we were about 20-30 strong when I was there. Just FYI. =)

    128. Re:Moo by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cuz even Bush has should no best how his presidency is going, right? We shouldn't pass judgment on him, right? C'mon. How about this. The genius go a job at Burger King. Is that a waste of his abilities? Yes.

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    129. Re:Moo by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      My last two years of high school were essentially all AP courses, including two years of Calculus and one year of physics.

      Number of those credits allowed to transfer to my college: 0.

      Even after pointing out the fact that the classes I took USED THE SAME DAMN TEXTBOOK! :P

      It's hit or miss when it comes to colleges accepting AP credits from high school. It's even hit or miss when transferring from one college to another.

      This kid got lucky. I don't know of any college or university that would accept 72 credits of AP.

      ~X~

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    130. Re:Moo by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Walk right out your door and start hitch-hiking, or something man, you just made me want to shoot myself. Please do something dangerous.
      What if he already did something dangerous? I love my life of "quiet desperation". I've had a year of dull, unchanging stability, and I think it's great. I could go on like this for decades. Probably has something to do with spending a non-trivial portion of the four years prior to that ducking RPGs and bullets in Paktia...
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    131. Re:Moo by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Of course he is only 18, and as soon as he hits some more of the real world, perhaps that will disuade him from throwing away what might be a promising career in the sciences.

      Patent lawyers make more money than scientists. Sounds like he already hit the real world.

    132. Re:Moo by E++99 · · Score: 1
      NEED to have your fun then through early 20's. Get laid as much as possible...you're peaking dude!! Fuck everything while it is still tight enough to *squeek*.
      Party some too...while you're young enough that it doesn't hurt. ...don't forget, you're young and you won't be forever...ENJOY it too.

      Yeah, dude... Live like an animal. What is "human" anyway? Turn your body into a sewer. Rot out your rationality. Who needs a mind, when you have a body! It's not like life forms you into anything -- you can just push the "reset" button and embrace the life of the mind when the body is too old to enjoy, right? It's not like you'll end up sitting around wishing that you could do more drugs and fanticizing about sex with young girls, and finding all the life sucked out of your existence. It's not like there are any great objectives like Love or Wisdom, which are incompatible with the life of the animal, and which are infinitely more enjoyable than any animal enjoyment. I mean, unless the continuous stream of people who have been saying otherwise since before history are right, but what's the chance of that? The worst that will happen is that you will make yourself worthless, and your life pointless.
    133. Re:Moo by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      I was almost impressed until they got to the bridge part, man oh man, with that little time on campus, he should have spent time on women's volleyball......

    134. Re:Moo by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      I didn't read anything in that article to suggest he qualifies as a genius - a super student, yes, but a genius??? It's not as if he attended college at the age of 12 or 13....he hasn't perfected any special electronics device, or software or won any special science prizes. Nothing would appear to indicate he's an actual genius...heck, he isn't even attending Cal Tech, for goodness sake!

      Describing him as a genius is not too far off from those Bushies describing their overlord as brilliant. Sheesh, his UN speech should have been titled: "If you have peace, I bring you war!"

    135. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? He did all the work. He learned as much as any graduate.

      And besides, it's the qualification that's important. You can always learn whatever you need to be successful in your line or work. It's getting the job in the first place that's the tricky part.

      And yeah, this is a pretty depressing story. Such potential, and he wants to be a patent lawyer? Yuck. Unless he heads a crusade to abolish patents in almost every form, then he's just another annoying idiot helping to take money from the innocent and give it to the rich.

    136. Re:Moo by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Some of the replies here are amazing...it's almost like people are trying to just shove this aside and pretend they could have done this if they felt like it.

      Ah, yes. The old sentiment of "I would have been a brilliant piano player, had I ever learned." Shades of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

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    137. Re:Moo by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      Yes, but did he have the time to perform cunnilingus while kneeling on a hardwood floor?

      Sorry, but I see new meme opportunities here! :)

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    138. Re:Moo by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      I would rather die living, then live waiting to die.

      Love and Wisdom come from experience, not from being scared to "live like an animal" every now and then. Everything in moderation, including responsibility.

      Get some sun nerd.

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    139. Re:Moo by bronney · · Score: 1

      But he's not interested in fighting cancer. I don't mean to downplay him, it sure is a very cool thing he did. But he's different from the Marie Curie, or the A. Einstein type. I totally understand why he did it just that we do stuff like that in another facet.

      He's addicted. He's not inspired, but he's addicted to the process of schooling, of getting A's, of competing with someone. It's like how we're addicted to slashdot. Someone on slashy dotty can post up 12 grand of replies in a day, a great feat, but he might not be interested in starting a digg, or writing a book on his own or partnered.

    140. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How is being lonely, anyway?


      It's quite better than being a codependent little fucktard.

      People who need social contact for their own gratification, validation, and mental health make me sick. It's a weakness in character.

      In short, I guess you're one of the many sheeple. Beware.. there are wolves among you... and I'm one of them.
    141. Re:Moo by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, see, that's because you were a ChemE. My roommate for three years at GT was (and still is --- he's on the 10 semester plan as well) a ChemE. He IM'ed me yesterday, saying that his homework assignment had him ready to start crying :)

      Regarding APs offered in HS. My brother and I attend(ed) the same school as this kid (TJHSST in Northern VA). There is a definite culture of "get college out of the way" there. I had 30 college credits (APs and SAT-IIs) by the time I graduated. My brother will have 40+, on account of the fact that he'll have taken the linear algebra/multivar/diff-eq/prob-stat sequence his junior and senior years (which is common enough that the classes are taught in-school). Then there is that 1%, like this kid, who either come in with BC calc, race through the advanced sequence, then take math at GMU for two years, or just skip the last year of HS entirely and go to college early. Those people always freaked me out (imagine a freshmen in your BC calc class, then imagine a group of them, in the corner)...

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    142. Re:Moo by benna · · Score: 1

      What, you mean he couldn't get into medical school?

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    143. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt he will be a perfect lawyer. A good future lawyer would not be a part-time student of the law. I'm not saying that there haven't been any good lawyers who studied part-time, but he might do well to get his priorities straight. Most good law schools don't offer part-time programs anyways.

      I agree with the other point though. He did just want a degree.
      I did the same thing this kid did, but my private university only accepted 18 credits of AP credit, because they wanted to suck the money out of us before we graduated. It doesn't take a genius to work the system. If you know what major allows for the most crossover, you can double, or triple major depending on your school's limitations, and even add in several minors without fear of staying for more than 4 years. I did mine in 3 no less. My gpa got me summa cum laude, but I'm no genius.

    144. Re:Moo by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " you can just push the "reset" button and embrace the life of the mind when the body is too old to enjoy, right?

      Yup....speaking from experience...after the hangovers start to hurt, and you have to show up for work and be productive, yes, you switch into more of an 'adult' mode.

      "It's not like you'll end up sitting around wishing that you could do more drugs and fanticizing about sex with young girls,"

      Nah...I don't really miss them...they are really more of a thing for a younger person, but, at least I've got good memories and stories about parties and young chicks I bagged....I'm sure glad I did it all when I was young, able and not saddled with responsibilities.

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    145. Re:Moo by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "When you've got a spouse and kids" You forgot who you're talking to, here? Us married folk are the minority!!!

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    146. Re:Moo by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      I'm always so happy to hear about people choosing careers for other people. How the fsck do you know he is not going to help a company protect its patents that is going to fight cancer, pollution and other things?

      YOU too could do research into cancer and other things, if you had spent your time studying.

      And I especially like the father to son advice bit. *I* personally did not go to med school because it would have cost my parents 3x of what it cost them. It would have wiped my parents out, and my sisters would not have a chance to go to school.

      And don't give me shit about working. I am NOT allowed to work in .us by law since I'm not a citizen. I could work on campus, and I did, to the max of 20 hours. I had to depend on my parents for the out of state tuition and everything else. From a country that had a average income per capita of US$k. My mother worked her fingers to the bone to put 3 kids through school. So, take your damned high horse out and shoot it.

    147. Re:Moo by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      still no go.

      the club prior to him must have 4 people minimum. When he joined, there's 5. Doubling it makes it 10. Your everyday fencepost problem.

    148. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if this is just an engineered stunt rather than a Doogie as the grandparent says, being a patent attorney would suit him perfectly.
      Sad either way.

    149. Re:Moo by mikiN · · Score: 1

      (re: stock market and Brownian motion)
      Which is exactly why, every time one of those "Get rich on the stock market, we'll tell you how" commercials starts blaring out the radio, I shout: "Somebody please turn that NOISE down will you?!"

      If you're interested in random large-spread stock trading, hire a monkey. Several independent experiments have shown monkeys to be quite succesful in comparison to market analysts. Maybe that's because they're more in tune with Nature? /me hides behind large Gaia Tuning crystal pyramid...

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    150. Re:Moo by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      whereas it was different at my alma mater. Anything above 12 or 15 credit hours was "free" as they had a maximum ceiling they could charge. That's how a senior finished his BS in civil engineering in one year, pulling a 3+ gpa.

    151. Re:Moo by mikiN · · Score: 1

      That's because it's more like Rock Surgery!
      (if your teeth have hard enamel, that is...)

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    152. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, YOU study David Banh.

      But, does David Banh run Linux?

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of David Banh's!

      I'm David Banh you insensitive clod!

      1) David Banh
      2) ???
      3) Profit!!!

    153. Re:Moo by SrgtSquee · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I didn't get the joke. /sarcasm Actually, I read that he was a member who competed in tournaments, then he ran the club, thus doubling the size (member + club leader).

    154. Re:Moo by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Ricardian equivalence and trade deficit debates aside, I do understand your point about macroeconomics - there is a lot of messy data and crazy assumptions, and you can make two different arguments about the same issue and reach opposite conclusions and it's hard to tell which is right without empirical evidence.

      But there is also quite a bit of beauty in macro, like the IS-LM-FE model.

      However, microeconomics is substantially less "bullshit-y". In the sense that I have directly applied many principles learned in my micro class to make more money. Which I count as the ultimate sort of scientific validation.

    155. Re:Moo by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Fighting cancer is easy. Simply stop shoveling pesticides, herbicides, and animal products down your throat and you'll avoid most cancers.

    156. Re:Moo by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Since when could you experiment in high school? Most of the classes are set for you, with maybe 2 elective classes from a list which probably has no more than 2 dozen possibilities, with most of those being art or business classes. A lot of schools don't even have computer science, or any sort of engineering, let alone philosophy, IT, or psychology. Most high school classes are crap anyway, even at the AP level. Trying to fit experimentation into a setting as rigid as high school is nearly impossible. Besides, it's not like at high school graduation you suddenly become an adult. Sure, you can set a far off goal, but more likely then not, you'll consider changing your major (I know I did, I went from Comp Sci/Computer and Systems Engineering dual major to Comp Sci/Philosophy within the first few weeks of classes). So why say that college is a time to stop experimenting and exploring new ideas? It's possibly the last time you'll have to really think about what you want to be, so look around a bit before getting entrenched into what you think you want to do.

    157. Re:Moo by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      No, of course not. The rest of them sue old little ladies and small children for ilegally copying/sharing music.

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    158. Re:Moo by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      stupid assumptions like Comparative Advantage despite 30 years of evidence to the contrary.
      Care to list some?
    159. Re:Moo by will_die · · Score: 1

      Computer science and electrical here and would have to aggree that the economics classes were definatly worth it.
      Even though I don't work in any place that uses them I would say since graduation I have used the info I learned in thoses classes more then I have used all thoses calculus classes.

    160. Re:Moo by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      You think econ is useless because it can't predict the aggregate behavior of an entire nation (affected by the whole world) to within about three percent?!?!? You might as well ask an ornathologist where a particular bird will be a year from now, and after its yearly 1000-mile migration, a nearby volcanic eruption, and the random motion of escaping predators and finding food and a mate, you get mad at him because he turns out to be 30 miles off.

      I mean, predicting the economic behavior of six billion people, taking into account unpredictable things like natural disasters and new technology, makes the whole protein-folding problem look like child's play.

    161. Re:Moo by 2short · · Score: 1

      You can certainly have fun your entire life, and I reccomend trying to do so. But even if you could have the same sort of fun you had at 20 your whole life, would you want to? The fun of being young is that everything is a new experience, all the posibilities are open. But at some point you actually learn some stuff, and pursue some particular possibilities, so the sort of fun you are likely to want at 35 is different than sort you had at 20. I certainly know know some people whose interests have not changed; who are still doing the same stuff at 40 they were at 20, but I wouldn't exactly say I envy them.

      "Now excuse me while I go put some Twisted Sister on...."

      Dude! Rock on! (actually, my only remaining impression of Twisted Sister is their way-cool logo that I doodled on all my notebooks. Memories of their actual music seem to have been systematically erradicated by my subconcious; I can only assume for good reason)

    162. Re:Moo by MorePower · · Score: 1

      Gah, as someone who is bitterly pissed off about how boring "adult" life is, I've gotta call BS on this. You can think of yourself as young all you want, but the opportunities to have fun evaporate completely after college.

      In college, you were constantly exposed to new people in your various classes that were studying a wide range of topics. In adult life, you only see the same coworkers every day for years, and they all do the exact same type of work as you. Outside of class, I would frequently hang out at the library or the university union or the many lawns on campus and encounter interesting new people, old classemates, etc. In adult life, there are no such hangout places; just work, home, and shopping places.

      And in college, I frequently walked the halls and saw posters/fliers/notices of upcoming special events, club meetings, things to do and whatnot. In adult life there is no hallway between classrooms and the halls at work have only work-related notices. There is no ballroom dance club to check out, no ski club to join, no obscure cultural festival happening this weekend. The closest to anything like that are the kids' summer activities and the senior center's classes that the local city's newsletter advertises.

      And having all those activities achieved a sort of critical mass of friends that provide even more opportunities as you can meet friends of friends of friends, etc. In adult life, I see the same dozen coworkers and never anyone else.

    163. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can vouch for this. I started a doctorate without really knowing what the point of doctorates was (it had a scholarship and a ready-picked field for research). Doctorates are *not* for continuing education while you figure out what you want to do with your life. I just wasn't interested enough in the field, and cancelled about 18 months in. I've never regretted cancelling.

      I was never told that you should only do a doctorate if a) you want to work in research/academia (you'll be overqualified for most other things) and b) the topic really interests you. When the going gets tough, you need that interest to keep you going.

      As I understand it, the whole point of a doctorate is to show you can do peer-reviewable original research. If you don't want to have a career in peer-reviewable original research, there's not a lot of point in doing one.

    164. Re:Moo by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      What a waste of a genius. A lawyer.

      Genius? I think most everyone here would agree genius implies "extraordinary talent and creative ability" - ie able to create NEW ideas. He basically proved extremely capable of working the system. Wow. If he really wants to go off and take the time to prove himself capable of original thought, great, but otherwise it sounds like law may be his ideal field...

    165. Re:Moo by BeeBeard · · Score: 1

      You make some great points. We're all different, of course, but the idealistic view is that college really is and should be more than just a white collar trade school--that students should be there because they want to learn, and that there is some ineffable aspect to the college experience that a student misses out on by zooming through the coursework. At the very least, a more prolonged collegiate experience where this kid could have socialized with people who are actually in his age group would have given him some valuable interpersonal and communication skills. And I'm not saying you've got to have the "Animal House" experience when you're at college, but a tiny bit of alcohol-fueled creative mischief might have done this kid wonders.

      The article is scarce on details, but let me just imagine what he is instead:

      A socially awkward freak, propped up by overbearing parents living vicariously through him and hell-bent on forcing more and more responsibility upon him; he's uncomfortable talking to others about anything that doesn't involve the course material, or his long-term academic goals; physically small, a wallflower who was absolutely oblivious to the strange looks he got from classmates...

      No thanks. I wouldn't put a kid through something like that, not a son who I loved and cared for. I look at these so-called child geniuses, pressed into action by their weirdo money-obsessed parents, and I just think "tsk, tsk." This poor kid just rocketed through what could have been a very fun and rewarding collegiate experience, and time will prove out how lacking his life will be as a consequence.

    166. Re:Moo by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1

      Yeh if hes that hot a student why didn' he go to a better UNI and do it in a longer time - but make better conections?

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    167. Re:Moo by Greventls · · Score: 1

      there is a difference? You can either have a wife or friends it seems, based on the married people I know and there social lives.

    168. Re:Moo by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Lawrence Lessig is the main lawyer in the EFF.

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    169. Re:Moo by kninja · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, most of the bright engineers I know are becoming entrepreneurs. Maybe it's just in my neck of the woods, but I believe that that is what they are teaching at MIT and Stanford these days, with a lot of schools catching on. Of course entrepreneurial role models are very helpful. This kid probably has a patent lawyer somewhere in his background, or else someone who saw the paycheck of a patent lawyer.

    170. Re:Moo by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      Not all lawyers are evil, it is just the 99% that give the rest a bad name.

    171. Re:Moo by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      But did he get laid?

    172. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yeah, the other guy in the bridge club was excited to finally get someone to play with."

      I think usually four persons are required to actually play, so maybe he didn't quite have his hopes up yet.

    173. Re:Moo by StevoUK · · Score: 1

      Yes. Just what America needs. More lawyers. More patent lawyers. Poor bastards - but you do it to yourselves, really ...

    174. Re:Moo by dknj · · Score: 1

      as someone who went to UNI for a longer time and hated every second of it, i feel as though i made better connections when i reached the real world. as wild as it sounds, drinking in a major city is enough to make those better connections you speak of. at least for my occupation and as far as the goals for my company are concerned, i have met more people in the last 8 months that helped advance my company compared to the 6 years i spent in college.

    175. Re:Moo by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      He blazed through college in a year, probably missing out on a lot of the transformative moments as a college student, not the least of which is the ability to get a feel for what mathematicians and physicists do.

      Not everyone values college for its "transformative moments." To a lot of people, college is just about jumping through seemingly arbitrary hoops to get a piece of paper.

      Sure, there's value other than the piece-of-paper to be found in college, but there's value all over life. I have no problem with someone pressing the "skip" button so that they can play something they think will be better.

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    176. Re:Moo by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      enjoy your young years while you can.
      Perhaps that's exactly what this guy is doing.
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    177. Re:Moo by chrish · · Score: 2, Interesting
      He simply found a system that allowed him to do such a thing and decided to take advantage of that system.

      Clearly, this individual will excell as a lawyer and later as a politician; he's an expert at gaming the system.
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    178. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I skipped high school and went straight to a small college. At first I took an average of 12 credits per semester, but after 2 years I was averaging in the low 20s per semester (I had to get permission from the dean, and I did). Then I transferred into Stanford, where I averaged over 20 credits per semester. This is all before I turned 18.

      Was it hard? Am I a genius? I think it was less hard on me than high school would have been. College is a place to learn as a SERVICE to the students. People who dont want to learn dont make it past the first year. In high school you are forced to be there, and you are with people who are forced to be there, and being taught by people with no practical experience who couldnt give a shit about how much you learned as long as you score high enough on tests to keep their pay level acceptable and the PTA off their backs. For people who truly want to learn, are motivated, and have the ability to study aptly and enjoy studying to further their knowledge this isnt such an unbelieveable feat. Simply because of the environment and the format it is easier.

      One more angle you should consider: in college, standardized tests and set-in-stone curriculums are nowhere to be found. Many classes will only have 2 tests total, and otherwise will have a lot of big projects. Most of the time the teacher has decided the format and contents of the class, and thusly will be more motivated and more capable of teaching the class. On top of that, classes are compact and condensed: a math class that would take a year in HS takes a semster in college. So if you are capable of taking what you learned in class and expanding on it yourself, which I think many prefer over being taught little over long periods of time, then you will have much less total time in the classroom anyway.

      By the way, I know two people who finished a 4 year course at Stanford in just a little over a year. The "level" of a school is not an indicator of difficulty, it is an indicator of the "quality" of the teaching staff. That, however, does not imply that the teaching staff has the ability to teach. Some of my worst instructors were at Stanford: the ones sitting on research grants writing completely infeasable or just alltogether too metaphysical research papers about nothing anyone in particular would care about. Those are the same teachers that would often teach every other week and have their graduate-student teaching assistants teach the rest.

      Please excuse the lack of puncuation in this post. It seems slashdot doesnt want me to use the apostrophe. Bad spelling is due to my crippling dyslexia.

    179. Re:Moo by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1
      And he sold back textbooks for more than that.
      Nobody that I know who is serious about their field sells back their textbooks. Especially not in physics.
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    180. Re:Moo by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, the number of MBAs who go for early retirement just because they hate their job is huge...

      One of my professors, on the gripping hand, worked up until the day he died, just because he loved his job. He had plenty of money, in case that is what you are thinking.

      Anybody with an ounce of sense in their head would rather do something they love than something they hate. Sure once you retire early with a big wad of cash, you can do something you like, but you've already wasted the best years of your life (20-50 or so), and what with the stress of working a job you hate, your health is not likely that great.

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    181. Re:Moo by Slider451 · · Score: 1

      When you have someone close to you do all those things and still die young from cancer you might think more before you type.

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    182. Re:Moo by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      If you truly understood the concept of comparative advantage, you'd understand why, when Asian workers make $1-2/hr while American unions demand $20/hr plus benefits for the same work, that jobs flow to Asia, and trade deficits occur.

      Ricardo assumed that national currencies would rise or fall to reflect trade status - not at all unusual in a world where currencies were backed by gold. In today's fiat currency world, the US dollar continues to do a levitating act that turns David Copperfield green with envy. By all macroeconomic rights, the US dollar should be in the toilet, which would all by itself turn around the trade deficit. It is the US dollar's status as a "reserve" currency that keeps it up, and prolongs the trade and current account deficits.

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    183. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An economist has the advantage of seeing the results, and then telling you which model or theory it conforms to.

      Can they predict the result reliably?

      Hell no! It's not a science.

    184. Re:Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Nobody that I know who is serious about their field sells back their textbooks. Especially not in physics.

      What about economics?

    185. Re:Moo by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      What a waste of a genius. A lawyer.
      It's worse than that, Jim. A patent lawyer.
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    186. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      However, microeconomics is substantially less "bullshit-y". In the sense that I have directly applied many principles learned in my micro class to make more money. Which I count as the ultimate sort of scientific validation.

      Personal anecdotes are not neccessarily scientific data- in fact, eyewitness reports may be OK in court by they're considered to be extremely bad *science*.

      Having said that, I think the real problem is this: There are three main meta-views of economics. The first says it's just a study of what is already happening (I consider this to be the "pure science" form, but also the GIGO form, whatever garbage you bring in as your assumptions is what you come out with). The second says that the purpose of the economy is to maximize efficient use of capital; these economists are always coming up with theories about the free market that don't seem to pan out in real life for everybody because those theories are only useful to the rich. The third says that the purpose of the economy is to keep the poor from killing the rich and simply stealing to survive; to this group savings and credit are horrible mutations to the free market that cause a lot of misery.

      In the United States, the second group is very much in charge- they're the ones advising the government, they're the ones who create our myths. If you last name is one of the 2000 approved last names, this is a very good thing- their myths allow you to suck every last penny out of the usury of the "neorich" whose wealth is based entirely on immaginary bubbles (like real estate right now, or .com companies 5 years ago). But if you're NOT in one of those families, the IS-LM-FE model is just another lie that is reducing your standard of living slowly- no matter how much mathematical beauty there is in it, it's ignoring the data on the ground.

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    187. Re:Moo by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Insensitive prick. oh and Ignorant prick. Like you know all about cancer.

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    188. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The biggest one is the trade deficit; under the classical description of Comparative Advantage, the free market in currency should have revalued the dollar long ago to eliminate the trade deficit. The fact that this revaluation hasn't happened is a sign that third world countries now hold an absolute advantage in the manufacturing sector. Another sign of this is the rotting, empty factories being demolished in the United States, as well as the growing surplus of empty cargo containers stacking up in our ports. The last is particularily damning to the theory of Comparative Advantage- it means even in sheer tonnage, never mind in dollars, the United States is exporting far less than it is consuming.

      Worse than any of that is the trend over the last 30 years- in the late 1960s and early 1970s, we did at times have a positive balance of payments. Now we're losing $68 billion a MONTH to foreign trade, and it's growing.

      When I have a business that is losing money, I close it's doors and stop doing that business. This is so incredibly unprofitable for USA, inc that any intelligent executive would have closed the borders long ago. But I guess that's the problem, isn't it?

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    189. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If you truly understood the concept of comparative advantage, you'd understand why, when Asian workers make $1-2/hr while American unions demand $20/hr plus benefits for the same work, that jobs flow to Asia, and trade deficits occur.

      No, you're getting confused- that's ABSOLUTE advantage. Comparative advantage would mean that even though jobs are flowing to Asia, the American workers can retrain to produce some product that is worth $40/hr plus benefits that they're selling to Asia. Can you name such a product? I know somebody with a huge pile of cargo containers that would be willing to ship that product at a rate of $.01/mile (because currently the ships are returning to Asia empty).

      Ricardo assumed that national currencies would rise or fall to reflect trade status - not at all unusual in a world where currencies were backed by gold. In today's fiat currency world, the US dollar continues to do a levitating act that turns David Copperfield green with envy. By all macroeconomic rights, the US dollar should be in the toilet, which would all by itself turn around the trade deficit. It is the US dollar's status as a "reserve" currency that keeps it up, and prolongs the trade and current account deficits.

      Which is why we should remove that status, by law- it should be illegal for foreign citizens to own US dollars.

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    190. Re:Moo by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Basically, it's a neat feat that took years to prepare for, like going through a process to be "pre-qualified", but he isn't quite Doogie.

      considering he is 18, taking years to prepare still makes it neat.

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    191. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      An economist has the advantage of seeing the results, and then telling you which model or theory it conforms to.

      The problem is, most of them are liars near as I can tell. They tell me high tech jobs fleeing to India and China is a good thing because of "comparative advantage", but the results so far say that the correct theory would be "absolute advantage".

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    192. Re:Moo by swimmar132 · · Score: 1

      I'm a software engineer, and I find Software Engineering to be a very interesting course also - but still bullshit. Software Engineers have *NO* idea how to properly write large bug-free software programs -- they start with fixed assumptions and scope and then build to that data, and call it done, ignoring that assumptions and scope always change.

      Which is how we start with "Hello, World" and end with a $150 million FBI computer system failure.

    193. Re:Moo by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just play against other clubs?

    194. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      True enough- though I'd replace "Software Engineers" with "Project Managers". I find quite often the engineers know what should be done, and are willing to code to a wider array of requirments, but quite often the Project Managers are the ones who limit the scope, make incorrect assumptions, then ignore Brooks' law at the end in an attempt not to make the project a failure.

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    195. Re:Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Had he been fifty, it would be just as neat.

    196. Re:Moo by gatzke · · Score: 1


      I actually retook Calc at Tech, thinking my HS was too weak. It was a good review for me, and a easy A when making the transition. I encourage our students to do the same here.

      Easy A even with "Double F" Neff, "one F is for you".

      I had too many outside things going on in HS to want to leave early. Why rush college? I actually wanted to stay a fifth year and get an extra major at Tech, but the money ran out.

    197. Re:Moo by buswolley · · Score: 1
      High Horse. F you bastard. I am married, work, and pursuing a degree, and hope for a doctorate. I have worked at mini-markets, starbucks.. I've been a repo man and a pizza delivery boy. I do not intend to denigrate those who fill those positions. Necessity, responsibility, and circumstance will drive you to those jobs often times. Also labor jobs are not easy. They are hard work that often require your full attention. While they don't require you to do abstract thinking, they require constant attention to what you are doing. Yeah, I was making fraps and mochas for the Christmas rush and I was exhausted mentally by the end of the shift.

      However, the ability to master three years worth of upper division mathematics AND physics materials in one year IS fuckin hard, and the ability to do so is not at all common. I Have taken 4 math courses in a quarter, and I was blown away.I studied and studied and I failed. I felt stupid, even though I have an IQ in the top 1 percent. This guy took 8 courses of math at a time. I hate him because of his ability. People here seem to think that anyone can master 28 units of math at a time. No they can't. Math is intensive. This guy IS smart. He didn't fake it. He didn't find some trick for getting ahead. He's fuckin smart.

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    198. Re:Moo by crystalattice · · Score: 1

      My high school wouldn't even let me graduate a semester early because they felt I wouldn't be adequately prepared for college. I think the most AP credits one could get was 20 or so. Now it's not uncommon to hear stories of teens and pre-teens going to college or kids skipping the first year or two because of AP credits. However, I don't think they're geniuses; I think school is just getting to lax on the standards. The "No Child Left Behind" has become "Every Child Pushed Out the Door".

      The states are more concerned about making sure the kids are able to pass a standard test to prove they deserve federal money. So the schools teach for the test rather than making sure kids know how to function in the "real world". I know this because my daughter was a year behind when we transferred schools; her original school taught all kids in grade school for a state-mandated test in fourth grade. When we moved to an area that didn't have such a test, we found out just how much teaching for a test can affect real-life performance.

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    199. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The textbook in mathematics were replaced by more advanced required textbooks for the next level of the course. There's no reason to keep a copy of Elementary Abstract Algebra when you have to buy the encyclopedia sized standard Abstract Algebra text.

    200. Re:Moo by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      Of course you could look at it the other way, and say that China's explicit policy of tying the Chinese currency value to that of the US Dollar (at an extremely outdated ratio) keeps Chinese labor artificially cheap.

    201. Re:Moo by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Except that you remember where the simple things in the Elementary text were, and they are generally more thoroughly explained there. That way, when you need some branch of Algebra that you haven't worked with in 5 years, you will have a quicker and easier time picking it back up with the Elementary text than with the encyclopedic one. Perhaps.

      In my experience, esp. in mathematics and physics, texts are more built upon than superseded. Oh sure, occasionally they might be superseded, but, again in my experience, you'd have to sell a lot of texts back to get >$200.

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    202. Re:Moo by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1
      Anybody with an ounce of sense in their head would rather do something they love
      Many people don't have anything they'd love to do. It's not possible to eke out even a meager living watching TV, and even if you could, it would probably get old.
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    203. Re:Moo by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      It goes without saying that, based on his academic achievements, he's probably a very intelligent guy. It just doesn't prove he's a genius. He might be - not all of us here need to put him down to keep feeling good about ourselves. But there's no reason to believe so just yet. Saying "have the reporters get back to us when he's done something greater" doesn't mean what he's done so far isn't impressive. It's just not very newsworthy.

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    204. Re:Moo by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1
      (because currently the ships are returning to Asia empty).
      If that's really so, what exactly is the US losing to China other than green bits of paper?
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    205. Re:Moo by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1


      Personal anecdotes are not neccessarily scientific data- in fact, eyewitness reports may be OK in court by they're considered to be extremely bad *science*.


      Umm, that was supposed to be vaguely humorous, I do know the difference between anecdotal evidence and scientific proof. My point was that economics is quite useful even if it seems fast and loose with its assumptions, and this is why it has been so successful. However, the aggregate behaviors of humans and markets that economics seeks to explan and understand are not particularly prone to running repeatable experiments, so we are forced to make inferences from what we can observe, which is quite limited.

      In that sense it's very similar to astronomy (another area I have been involved with as a researcher) - you sometimes have shitty data and it can be very frustrating that you are limited to the events and quality of data that nature has seen fit to let you see at any point in time, and you are forced to build models based on what you know. The process of testing and adjusting those models, as a result, takes many, many years, not a few weeks of tweaking around in the lab.

    206. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If that's really so, what exactly is the US losing to China other than green bits of paper?

      What, exactly, is so hard to understand that those "little green bits of paper" represent OWNERSHIP in our GOVERNMENT, and thanks to the law of eminent domain, OWNERSHIP in YOU?

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    207. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      However, the aggregate behaviors of humans and markets that economics seeks to explan and understand are not particularly prone to running repeatable experiments

      I think the real problem is that we don't allow ourselves to experiment widely enough in this area. It should be simple to set up experiments in this area, especially with the idea of autonomous free enterprise zones.

      But we don't allow experimentation- in fact, if you try to propose any system other than the one currently in place, you become anathema.

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    208. Re:Moo by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      Those little bits of paper represent a promise, which, if push comes to shove, one might refuse to honour. If things are the way you put them (and I do not acknowledge it is so), freighters are, day and night, bringing in goods from China to the US, and take about nothing in return. Not any serious amount of raw materials, hardly any manufactured goods, nothing. Not to China, and, on that route and in those quantities, approximately nothing to anywhere else. By any realistic dissection of the situation (assuming for a moment it really is so), the US is having as many free lunches as it can take.

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    209. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Those little bits of paper represent a promise, which, if push comes to shove, one might refuse to honour.

      And given a country that can comfortably support a standing army of 5 or 6 million, do you have a suggestion on how one might refuse to honor such a promise?

      If things are the way you put them (and I do not acknowledge it is so), freighters are, day and night, bringing in goods from China to the US, and take about nothing in return.

      Well, don't take my word for it, Google It!

      Not any serious amount of raw materials,

      Actually, to me that would be a *very* bad sign- if they were taking serious amounts of raw materials from us, shipping them to China, and returning finished goods that would be an AWFUL waste of resources and time, let alone raising the price of natural resources for American manufacturers. The economic suicide of such a situation would be obvious.

      hardly any manufactured goods, nothing.

      Well, according to that google search I gave you earlier, we are now apparently back shipping the cargo containers themselves, as scrap...

      Not to China, and, on that route and in those quantities, approximately nothing to anywhere else. By any realistic dissection of the situation (assuming for a moment it really is so), the US is having as many free lunches as it can take.

      And my point is there ain't no such thing as a free lunch; there is ALWAYS a hidden cost that you don't want to pay (the original free lunches featured salty food in taverns- to get you to buy the beer). Don't be so naive as to think we will get away without paying this IOU eventually.

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    210. Re:Moo by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1
      And given a country that can comfortably support a standing army of 5 or 6 million, do you have a suggestion on how one might refuse to honor such a promise?
      China doesn't really need the excuse to take what it wants by force, so giving it one isn't tantamount to launching their attack against the US. Also, I'd like to dispute an half-implied assumption - the US, with its resources, technology, alliances, etc., isn't far enough behind China on cannon-fodder for a Chinese invasion of the US to be profitable. Also, what with the modern arsenal including as many nuclear bombs as it does, China probably couldn't afford to do anything of the sort even if it had twenty times the US's manpower.
      Well, don't take my word for it, Google It!
      I will tomorrow, and get back to you. Remind me if I forget.
      Actually, to me that would be a *very* bad sign- if they were taking serious amounts of raw materials from us
      Them bomabarding the American shores with finished goods for which they had provided both the materials and the labour? What DO they get in return? The picture you're painting me - empty containers (assuming it wasn't a one-month oddity) going back, coming back full, and so over and over - sounds insane. Moreoever, you lament it... I still don't understand.
      And my point is there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
      Leaving us with only one option I can think of - this isn't really happening. Either China is getting paid back indirectly, through trade goods it's receiving from the US's other trade partners, or the guys shipping in one direction didn't land the contract for shipping the other way (sounds very unlikely), or it was a one-month thing... either way, your description of matters can't be accurate, the way I see it.
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    211. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      China doesn't really need the excuse to take what it wants by force, so giving it one isn't tantamount to launching their attack against the US. Also, I'd like to dispute an half-implied assumption - the US, with its resources, technology, alliances, etc., isn't far enough behind China on cannon-fodder for a Chinese invasion of the US to be profitable.

      On the first- if you've got that large of an army, it's usually a good idea to have some political pretext for sending people into battle; otherwise you risk what Roosevelt faced when he refused to pay the promised bonus to WWI veterans. In other words, you might win the war- but your own returning vetrans will make sure you lose your next battle.

      On the second- our technological army can't even capture one old crazy man with a bad kidney living in a cave, what makes you think they're sufficient to face a force several times their size invading a half a world away from the current theater of operations? Optimism only goes so far.

      Also, what with the modern arsenal including as many nuclear bombs as it does, China probably couldn't afford to do anything of the sort even if it had twenty times the US's manpower.

      Depends on whether or not they've learned the same lesson Iran has from Iraq. The US military simply refuses to defend against nuclear powers, we prefer our enemies to be weaker than we are.

      Them bomabarding the American shores with finished goods for which they had provided both the materials and the labour?

      No place close to as big of a problem- then at least we'd still have the capacity to make something.

      What DO they get in return?

      They get strategic advantage. It's all about strategy here.

      The picture you're painting me - empty containers (assuming it wasn't a one-month oddity) going back, coming back full, and so over and over - sounds insane.

      That is because it IS insane. It's giving away the country in return for cheaply made crap that we'd be better off making ourselves, if for no other reason than to have control over our own economy.

      Moreoever, you lament it... I still don't understand.

      I lament all that is insane, this is just one small corner. I also lament Islamics protesting the Pope calling them violent by killing nuns. The difference being that as an enemy, I think the Chinese are far more dangerous; for they can reason and think and I see no evidence that the Islamics can do anything other than react.

      Leaving us with only one option I can think of - this isn't really happening. Either China is getting paid back indirectly, through trade goods it's receiving from the US's other trade partners, or the guys shipping in one direction didn't land the contract for shipping the other way (sounds very unlikely), or it was a one-month thing... either way, your description of matters can't be accurate, the way I see it.

      Once again, click on that google link, it IS happening. However, what I'm trying to tell you is that the Chinese ARE being paid back indirectly, in three ways that are all linked:
      1. It gives them the money they need to avoid the depressive stagflation Russia got into upon abandoning communism (this reason is almost completed; free market pricing is now common throughout China).
      2. Building up their infrastructure at a profit for the eventual creation of a 1950s America style Chinese Middle Class; which would not be able to be supported with previous to 1980 infrastructure.
      3. Strategic advantage militarily over the United States as Chinese Government interests invest the excess in US Defence Contracting companies, and transfer their manufacturing to China in the name of cost cutting.

      It's amazing how many things are stamped "Made in the USA", but when you examine them, they're only assembled in the USA, but Made In China.

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    212. Re:Moo by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1
      On the second- our technological army can't even capture one old crazy man with a bad kidney living in a cave
      With modern equipment, it's a lot easier (when you place the value for human life as high as we do in the West) to topple a building from afar, than ring its front door. During the war in Iraq, the US hasn't permitted itself (not too often, anyhow) such a course of action. Should China ever attempt to invade the US, the battle will look nothing like the one in Iraq. Nobody, far from the frontlines though he may be, would think, under THAT situation, that you (Americans) have the luxury of so called "humanity". Knowing you have the nukes, and that you are prepared to use them, what could motivate China into such a war?

      Do remember, by the way, China's neighbours. They're not that small. Not all of them are on very friendly terms with China. The US hasn't such a problem. The US government people could stand to take far more damage and still keep their heads, if not their seats.


      what makes you think they're sufficient to face a force several times their size invading a half a world away from the current theater of operations?
      At no point was I talking about the US invading China. We were talking about China invading the US, when and if the US shirks its financial debts. (And invasion is all we can talk about, since any other militaristic course of action will still have costs, but no benefits.)


      Depends on whether or not they've learned the same lesson Iran has from Iraq.
      Whether China does or doesn't use nuclear weapons on this hypothetical war, China is open to a retaliation by nuclear weapons from the US. "Conventional" as well as nonconventional attacks simply aren't worth it when you could lose as much as China can.


      They get strategic advantage. It's all about strategy here.
      Strategic advantage in what form?


      That is because it IS insane. It's giving away the country in return for cheaply made crap
      I meant China is insane in your scenario...


      in three ways that are all linked:
      How is exportation heeding their cause for infrastructure if they don't import anything back? How is it any different than, say, dumping the cargo in the middle of the ocean?


      3. Strategic advantage militarily over the United States as Chinese Government interests invest the excess in US Defence Contracting companies, and transfer their manufacturing to China in the name of cost cutting.
      Your first explanation that I accept, but it doesn't explain enough of this away.
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    213. Re:Moo by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      With modern equipment, it's a lot easier (when you place the value for human life as high as we do in the West) to topple a building from afar, than ring its front door. During the war in Iraq, the US hasn't permitted itself (not too often, anyhow) such a course of action. Should China ever attempt to invade the US, the battle will look nothing like the one in Iraq. Nobody, far from the frontlines though he may be, would think, under THAT situation, that you (Americans) have the luxury of so called "humanity". Knowing you have the nukes, and that you are prepared to use them, what could motivate China into such a war?

      The fact that we don't have enough soldiers left at home to launch those nukes, or the fact that we haven't exactly been pouring money into maintaining our ICBM fleet. Take your pick. We can't even aford guns for our troops on our southern border, despite the fact that we've already lost park rangers to the Mexican drug smugglers. The US military is a pathetic shell of it's former self. And China knows it.

      Do remember, by the way, China's neighbours. They're not that small. Not all of them are on very friendly terms with China. The US hasn't such a problem. The US government people could stand to take far more damage and still keep their heads, if not their seats.

      Oh, you're very naive if you think we could count on Mexico or Canada, if there was enough bribery money involved. And what would it matter to those in Washington DC if Kansas fell? Means nothing- their power structure comes from campaign contributions from international corporations, they care nothing for the American people anymore.

      At no point was I talking about the US invading China. We were talking about China invading the US, when and if the US shirks its financial debts. (And invasion is all we can talk about, since any other militaristic course of action will still have costs, but no benefits.)

      Yes, so was I. You don't really think we have any military left to speak of here in the United States do you? They're all in Afghanistan and Iraq, protecting those nations (and doing a bad job of it). What few are left don't even have GUNS, let alone any other equipment.

      Whether China does or doesn't use nuclear weapons on this hypothetical war, China is open to a retaliation by nuclear weapons from the US.

      Iraq and Afghanistan have proven that the US doesn't have the capability to use those weapons.

      "Conventional" as well as nonconventional attacks simply aren't worth it when you could lose as much as China can.

      What have they got to lose? 3/4ths of their nation is desert.

      Strategic advantage in what form?

      Purchasing the companies that make parts for ICBMs, to sabotage our replacement parts, could be one attack vector once they have enough money. Another that seems to be a current attack vector is using their investment power to make sure that no American company has the capability to manufacture computer equipment. Car and truck parts have also moved to China, as have TV sets and telephones, bullets and guns. If you can't supply your army, it isn't worth very much.

      I meant China is insane in your scenario...

      No, just has different aims than you do. Of course, that's the definition of insanity to most human beings, who can't seem to dispasionately think like another culture.

      How is exportation heeding their cause for infrastructure if they don't import anything back?

      Extra exportation means extra manufacturing and shipping capability. Which is better, to use Chinese tax money to build all of that, or to use money from western corporations to build all of that? I'll give you a hint- they've tied their money supply to the dollar. Without dollars, the yuan is worthless.

      How is it any different than, say, dumping the cargo in the middle of the ocean?

      Dumping the cargo in the middle of the ocean doesn't sell it to stupid

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  2. Get his Genetic Code by MECC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hurry!

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    1. Re:Get his Genetic Code by TCQuad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't bother, he's already patented it.

    2. Re:Get his Genetic Code by daeg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Don't bother. He's obviously over-compensating for something. I'd hate to find out what.

    3. Re:Get his Genetic Code by NetDanzr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Impossible. He is the prime example of a nerd who'd never get laid.

    4. Re:Get his Genetic Code by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean mangina, he-bitch man-whore?

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    5. Re:Get his Genetic Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, get his DNA, because you know that no girl is going to want any of it.

      BA-ZING

    6. Re:Get his Genetic Code by nizo · · Score: 1

      I don't think he has enough time for a woman, unless he can find one who considers running with him from class to class comperable to an actual date. How is it even possible to register for 37 hours of classes in one semester without some of them overlapping???

    7. Re:Get his Genetic Code by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      He is going to make up for it with all that money he is going to have coming in as a patent lawyer.

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    8. Re:Get his Genetic Code by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 1

      It would probably be difficult to get it from him: 1. HE DOESN'T SIT STILL FOR VERY LONG 2. HE PROBABLY DOESN'T MASTURBATE MUCH, LET ALONE DATE.

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    9. Re:Get his Genetic Code by number1scatterbrain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't see the guy ever grasping the concept of Tantric Sex.

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    10. Re:Get his Genetic Code by flawedconceptions · · Score: 1

      I don't want to sound like a braggart, but I averaged 21 credits per semester for the final three years of my BSc (majors in Physics, Maths, and Astronomy). In addition, I paid almost all of my tuition by working as a TA: two or three classes per semester for those same three years. I spent the summers doing research (no credit value).

      And no, I didn't get laid. I got an awesome education, but I didn't get laid.

    11. Re:Get his Genetic Code by Danga · · Score: 1

      And no, I didn't get laid. I got an awesome education, but I didn't get laid.

      I didn't even know it was possible to not get laid in college! Even if you stayed in the dorm most of the time you just would have to wait for a drunk group of girls to come back and then go hit on them and it would be highly likely to get some action.

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  3. The punchline by stuntpope · · Score: 3, Informative

    And what does he want to be after he completes his education (he is now entering a math masters program)?

    A patent attorney.

    1. Re:The punchline by MrFebtober · · Score: 1

      meh, I bet he ends up writing for the 2008 season of Futurama.

    2. Re:The punchline by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      A patent attorney.

      In a Swiss Patent Office, perhaps? I think I heard of that one before...

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    3. Re:The punchline by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      He must be stopped!

    4. Re:The punchline by 2starr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would think that's a good thing. We want good people who can genuinely understand the patents in the system.

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    5. Re:The punchline by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He should be pretty happy as a patent attorney. My brother-in-law does that, and the job doesn't leave a lot of time for a social life... which this kid obviously doesn't have, and certainly didn't learn anything about in his year at college.

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    6. Re:The punchline by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      Yeah! I heard there's a vacant in Bern.

    7. Re:The punchline by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      According to my lawyer wife... the patent attorney types are socially backwards weirdo's too.

      Fits this guy's profile to a T!

    8. Re:The punchline by ResidntGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's wrong with interoverts?

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    9. Re:The punchline by ArikTheRed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shut up, nerd!

    10. Re:The punchline by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      But at this point he would settle for a girl who would talk to him.

      -Eric

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    11. Re:The punchline by ResidntGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bitch, I said interoverted, not unassertive!

      /me lights soldering iron

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    12. Re:The punchline by cazzazullu · · Score: 1

      Well, Einstein also started his after-education career in a patent office...

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    13. Re:The punchline by Software · · Score: 1

      Their spelling sucks? Just guessing.

    14. Re:The punchline by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      My typography might allow the occasional slip, but I never misspell a word.

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    15. Re:The punchline by Alchemar · · Score: 1

      If he can finish a degree in one year, he might just be able to do a real prior art search for a pending patent in 2 or 3. Let's hire him.

    16. Re:The punchline by Nezer · · Score: 1

      But, as I recall, Einstein was just a lowly clerk not a full-blown patent attorney.

    17. Re:The punchline by tinker_taylor · · Score: 1

      That was a "Patent Clerk" -- there *must* be some difference between the two.
      Also, that Patent Clerk dropped out of college because his teachers thought he sucked.

      Observation:

      Isn't the true that a lot of the top-notch brains of the world dropped out of college (or got expelled)?

      Moral of the story:

      If you suck at academics, you're probably way smarter than the rest (those who do well). If you follow your instincts, you'll probably do something extraordinary.

    18. Re:The punchline by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      I gather you are one of the people who see the internet as an Enabler of Guilty Pleasures.

    19. Re:The punchline by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      If I read right, he dropped out of Secondary School, but later got a teaching diploma from College, which was probably similar to a degree in 1900:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein#Youth_and_co llege

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    20. Re:The punchline by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Who says I feel guilty about them?

      I actually did brandish a soldering iron at my roommate yesterday, but it was a Cold Heat so he was in no danger.

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    21. Re:The punchline by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Your typography? What are you doing? Chiselling your posts into your monitor?

    22. Re:The punchline by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Er... meant my typing. I was thinking "typographical error" while I was typing it and it came out typography.

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    23. Re:The punchline by Builder · · Score: 1

      I think he was just a patent examiner, not an attorney.

    24. Re:The punchline by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Isn't the true that a lot of the top-notch brains of the world dropped out of college (or got expelled)?
      Uh oh, I think I see where this is going...

      If you suck at academics, you're probably way smarter than the rest (those who do well). If you follow your instincts, you'll probably do something extraordinary.
      Translation: I have just been chucked out of school, therefore I am a fucking genius.
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    25. Re:The punchline by tinker_taylor · · Score: 1

      [[[Translation: I have just been chucked out of school, therefore I am a fucking genius.]]]

      Sure...whatever works for you bud!

  4. 37 credits? by JKConsult · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jesus! I recently returned to finish my degree, and 18 hours plus 20 hours of working is kicking my ass a little bit.

    1. Re:37 credits? by foo(foo(foo(bar))) · · Score: 1

      more off - who approved him registering for 37 credit hours - NO advisor should allow this for ANY student.

    2. Re:37 credits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      MIT perspective: I've had friends take as many as 12 classes (48 credits by that standard), mostly math and physics graduate level classes, get all A's and still have a social life and be very active in clubs.. if you're intelligent enough to learn a semesters worth of material in a day, this kind of accomplishment is really not that striking. If I'd gone to my state school (on par with UVa), I would have entered 2 math classes shy of a degree with all the humanities requirement fulfilled by those silly AP games. However, MIT only accepts very limited transfer credit, AP credit for biology and ap calc bc, (and only 5s).

    3. Re:37 credits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Graduate courses in math and physics aren't exactly demanding (dunno about other fields, I've only been involved with those). With the exception of a handful of first-year courses you'd have to actively antagonize most profs to get anything short of an A. They only assign grades in those graduate courses because they have to, so they just give A's to avoid any headaches (Look $BUREAUCRAT, our graduate students are doing so well!). If a grad student doesn't choose to learn the material it's their own fault, and they'll shortly fail their candidacy (aka comp, qual, whatever) exams. (The graduate student attrition rate at most research universities is often quite high as a result.)

      Of course, those exams aren't given to undergraduates, so there's no real consequence for an undergraduate who slacks off in a grad course. (They might not even need to show up to class. Ever. Seriously.)

    4. Re:37 credits? by Lord_MiL · · Score: 1

      Though I can't speak for any school but my own, one important lesson I learned is that the right advisor can totally alter your academic career. My junior year there was a freshman who sat near me in my systems software class. Since you can't cover all the pre-reqs of this class with AP credit, I wondered how someone could be in the class his first semester. Turns out he convinced his advisor he was a wiz programmer so his advisor just signed off on those classes. It's really too bad too because while the guy may have been great at programming (or might have just been lying, who knows) coding hobby apps on the side probably doesn't teach you everything you would learn in real OOD, Data Structures, and Software Engineering courses. Another example is a friend of mine who convinced his advisor that the econ courses he took relied on math enough that he should be able to count them toward a minor in math. Doing this, he was able to get a math minor without taking any additional math classes (beyond what he needed for his engineering major). If his school is anything like mine then advisors have free reign to do as they please so it's quite possible he was able to get his advisor to let him sign up beyond the usual credit load (which is 23 hours max at my school, over 19 with special permission).

  5. Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by avalys · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...you have completely missed the point.

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    1. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by EvilNight · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Missed the point? I figured he was just getting the bullshit over with as quickly as possible!

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    2. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by bladesjester · · Score: 5, Insightful

      College is also about social interaction and trying new things.

      Don't get me wrong - classes are important, but making new connections and the experiences you have are as important or, in some cases, even more so. A life where you do nothing but work is no life.

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    3. Re: Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You forgot "IMHO".

    4. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Fhqwhgadss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      College is also about social interaction and trying new things.
      College should be about learning, not socializing, binge drinking, wanton promiscuity, or what have you. Somewhere along the way, it became accepted that every single person had to graduate from college to be successful and it became an extension of high school. Then all the immature and ignorant kids left their uptight parents' house, and lacking anything better to do (15 hours of class is a full load?) turned it into Animal House.

      That along the idea of bullshit "core courses" being required for me to get a "well rounded" education is precisely why I don't have a college degree. I'm getting along fine without it and refuse to put up with 4 years of High School Part 2 just to get to graduate school. Books don't get any less informative just because they're not being regurgitated onto a chalkboard for you.

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    5. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think what the parent meant is a large part of University is not just preparing for your job, but preparing through your life. A lot of the stuff you go through in Univeristy (partying,hangovers with an exam the next day, relationships succeeding, failing, and fucking your life over, prioritizing relationships vs. fun vs. school), prepare you for various aspects of your life as an adult.

      This guy skipped all that, obsessed with the scholoarly aspect 24/7. He will probably do the same with his job, become quite wealthy, but ultimately very depressed. I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy on a suicide watch by the time he is 25 if he is not careful.

    6. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by thelost · · Score: 1

      everyone gets something different from uni, it might not have been his cup of tea though. I knew plenty of people who weren't into the whole uni thing even though they were studying for their degree. It was always very strange watching them shoot out of their lectures straight for their cars to get off campus as quickly as possible while the rest of us levitated towards the student union bar (if we had made it from the bar to lecture in the first place!).

      people have different priorities, I don't think he should be berated for his.

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    7. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I powered through school in order to become a programmer, back in the day. 12 months a year, 23 credits a semester, one, two jobs at the same time. I thought I was in a hurry.

      In my old age, I know realize that the facts I learned weren't the education. I missed an education. I never had time to make friends or go to a party or watch TV.

      The education is being with people as smart as you, as young as you. It's watching Battlestar Galactica together and learning about how other people think about moral questions... it's about making friends with your professors and the TA's. College is where you start making the friends that will connect you with the world as you leave school, giving you access to jobs and communities and a life.

      If I had a summary, it would be: goof off in college. Spend an extra year there. Talk to everyone. Take a difficult course twice. Don't be afraid to change concentrations. Go to parties. Get drunk. Meet the opposite sex, even the same sex if that floats your boat. Maybe even at the same time. Live. Learn everything. Cheat authority at every turn, 'cause that disrespect and ability to bypass idiot rules will give you real success at life -- conformity makes you a loser, no matter what toys they give you. There is no other time or place in your whole life that will let you be yourself again, so grab it while you can.

      This kid has educated himself into mediocrity.

    8. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by bladesjester · · Score: 5, Informative

      College has been about both since around the time it started. There are old letters from European university students writing home to ask their parents for further funds. I read quite a few examples of such texts in medieval history classes that I took while at college.

      One of them stuck in my mind because of a quote contained in it that basically said without Bacchus, Apollo grows cold.

      Whether you like it or not, one of the really important parts of college are the experiences and bonding.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    9. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      College should be about learning, not socializing

      Learning how to socialize is the most important part of school. All the knowledge in the world is meaningless if you're incompetent at communication.

    10. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by RadioTV · · Score: 1

      It seems like a good plan to me. Get the degree in one year and then have three and a half to four years to party without worrying about skipping classes. Then you hit the job market with the other people your age.

      --
      I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it. - Edgar Allan Poe
    11. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 5, Insightful
      College should be about learning, not socializing, binge drinking, wanton promiscuity, or what have you.
      I agree, college should be about learning. However, there's much more to learn that what's in the books you read or the notes you copy down for the chalk board. As you said, you don't need a prof up in front of the room to learn from a book. That said, there aren't many times, other than college, in your life where you are as free to experiment, try new things, and "open your wings". Learning about yourself and growing as a person (being social is a HUGE part of this) are the most important parts of college. Being successful (and happy) in life isn't always about what or how much you know. It is very often about how you present yourself (social skills) and who you know. College is a critical networking and personal growth opportunity.
    12. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      One of them stuck in my mind because of a quote contained in it that basically said without Bacchus, Apollo grows cold.

      Whether you like it or not, one of the really important parts of college are the experiences and bonding.


      Although, as your selection of anecdotes makes clear, neither the experiences nor bonding are quite as important as the alcohol.
    13. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      College should be about learning, not socializing, binge drinking, wanton promiscuity, or what have you.

      well, if someone wanted to argue the point, one could consider those to learning about other things beyond purely academic learning.

      and I'm sure those "core courses" must be annoying, but i wouldn't really know as there isn't really any such thing at my (technical) collage, namely SIAST.

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    14. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by a_karbon_devel_005 · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, missing out on the opportunity to socialize and discuss issues with a huge collection of people your own age is sad. College is a great place to meet friends, colleges and yes, mates. Once you go out into "the real world" the collection of people you are likely to interact with is not nearly as rich with opportunities to connect with people your age.

      I, too, disliked the lack of quality education in college and quickly got a job that paid well and was fun. However, in retrospect I wish that I had lingered more and took the opportunity to plumb the vast social network that was University.

    15. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by bladesjester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny how that works, isn't it? I occasionally hear people quoting Corinthians 13:11 when they deal with people they think need to "grow up" (it's one of the hazards of living in the bible belt)

      "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

      I always want to add something to the end - "When I became wise, I leanred the value of childish things and turned to them once more"

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    16. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah you clearly never got laid and are bitter!

    17. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you know this, but a university education is not supposed to be technical school. I am a web developer now, and I like to think I am fairly successful. But I took no CS classes at college. I took some amazing liberal arts classes though, that I think really made me a better person. I learned about history, literature, management and I picked up a second language. That stuff is worth something, in my opinion it enriches your life. When you look at higher education as just a means to an end, sure those non-major classes seem pretty worthless. But I had the opportunity to check out of career and spend four years learning, and it was totally worth it.

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    18. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your great liberal arts college gave you a degree as a web monkey. (usually no degree required...) Congratulations!!

    19. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
      Learning how to socialize is the most important part of school.
      No, learning the material is the most important part of school. University is not suppose to be some giant cocktail party.


      I am not dismissing the value of socializing at university, particularly when it involves exchanging ideas of scholastic relevance. It's just not the main main. At any rate, my guess is that the kid's communication skills are already excellent (probably in five languages).

      I don't mind someone doing it all in one year - this guy really belongs in graduate school. Hopefully he'll relax and interact more there, where the conversations are slightly more stimulating than undergraduate ones, involving more than just beer and babes.

    20. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you know this, but a university education is not supposed to be technical school. I am a web developer now, and I like to think I am fairly successful. But I took no CS classes at college. I took some amazing liberal arts classes though, that I think really made me a better person. I learned about history, literature, management and I picked up a second language.

      In most countries in the world, you would have done all that in high school, while in college you would have concentrated on a single field. The Anglo-American university system introduced this idea of majors within a wider range of general courses. which is what the OP was condemning when he said that it's silly to force high school v. 2.0 on everyone.

    21. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      Actually, what you just described is High School. College is to learn about a given area and to figure out how to deal with working in a bureaucracy. Being able to conform to a bureaucratic corporate environment is exactly why employers seek college graduates. The reality is that nonconformists don't usually last long, no matter how good they may be at their job.

      Yes there are social skills to be gleaned, and friends to be made (for networking with later), but they are not the goal of higher education and are simply a side-effect/added benefit.

      --
      "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
    22. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      College should be about learning, not socializing, binge drinking, wanton promiscuity, or what have you.

      You attitude will probably change once you go to college.

      That along the idea of bullshit "core courses" being required for me to get a "well rounded" education is precisely why I don't have a college degree. I'm getting along fine without it and refuse to put up with 4 years of High School Part 2 just to get to graduate school.

      Oops, I must have spoken too quickly.

      Learning is not limited to calculus and other classes offered by a university. College is about leaving adolescance, exploring the world, living outside of parents home, being poor, networking, binge drinking, promiscuity, and all of that. Its about learning how to lern. Its a rite of passage. About 50% of the people that go get a degree in 6 years, and of those that graduate, few learn direct skills to actually do something of "value" in the real world, but rather basic skills and abilities to learn things of value in the real world.

      Today, specific facts and things like that are almost meaningless. Its so trivial to look them up, and they change all the time anyway, so its best to look them up anyway. Social skills and learning how to learn and other basic skills will take someone a long way.

    23. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does finishing a BA in 5.5 years (including some summers!) make me the smartest college graduate around? ...nah, that's just what happens when you change from a BS in EE to a BA in CompSci your senior year.

    24. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by cloudkiller · · Score: 1

      Books don't get any less informative just because they're not being regurgitated onto a chalkboard for you.

      Spoken like a person who has never experienced a truly brilliant professor who has spent his life researching a single topic. I don't understand why you think you can argue how college is worthless never having experienced it. Did you consider that you might be marginalizing a good number of fantastic schools just because you heard from your buddy that all college was gang bangs, football games and an ointment. Oh wait, this is /. Never mind.

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    25. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by RumorControl · · Score: 2

      As someone who took every class offered and finally fell into a degree, allow me to argue a possibility. What if Mr. Bahn gets the exact same social education he should have gotten in College, in the real world? While having a captive audience in the form of dorms greatly increases you ability to meet,mingle,score, get rejected, grow emotionally,find yourself- it in no way is necessary.

      While our subject most likely won't be exploring himself because there is no evidence to suggest he wanted to, he's perfectly able to grow as a human outside of college.

      My guess though is that sometimes they (people like our subject) are uncomfortable learning how interact and would rather just focus on the things they can control. College isn't about becomeing a more well rounded, socially adaptive human. It's about what you make of it. He didn't miss the point, but he will miss life if he doesn't learn those things at some point.

      give the guy a break. maybe he's just not cut out for social interaction just like I'm not cut out to be a patent laywer.

      Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
      Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too

    26. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I don't have a college degree. I'm getting along fine without it and refuse to put up with 4 years of High School Part 2 just to get to graduate school.

      Good for you. Now back to our original conversation. Could you supersize it please?

    27. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Stanza · · Score: 1

      15 hours of class is a full load?

      I don't know where you went to college, but almost every professor I've ever had expected at least three hours of study for every one hour of class. So 15 hours + 45 hours of study = 60 hours.

      This is why 12 hours of class is considered a full load every I've taken classes.

      Whether or not people actually did put this much time into their classes is a different question.

    28. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but not everybody needs college to prepare for life. Just because you and the rest of the 99% of the average people in this world need all that doesn't mean that 1% ultra-talented, ultra-confident need it. And yes, some people are so good, they can ignore most social and relationship graces. You think a billionaire needs to deal with most relationship issues? They'd just go fuck you, here's your $50K and get out of my life.

    29. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by wizzard2k · · Score: 1

      ...and wear sunscreen!

    30. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by syntaxglitch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I always want to add something to the end - "When I became wise, I leanred the value of childish things and turned to them once more"

      Try instead quoting a portion of this, written by a very well-known author and Christian apologist:

      "Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
      -- C. S. Lewis

    31. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I think that quote is part of the reason I consider Common Sense to be an oxymoron- it is neither common, nor is it related to reason and thus does not make sense.

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    32. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      He said 'also', as in surplus to the BOOKS and the EXAMS and the FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE, GLAVIN!

      Where's the mutual exclusivity?

      It's easy, people: the 'college experience' consists of the sum of a variety of encounters. College is not all about learning. College is not all about drinking and shagging. It's about everything. A AND B, not A OR B. Thus concludes Logic 101. You may leave the lecture theatre.

      --
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    33. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by operagost · · Score: 1

      You need to retake Theology 101 and English 101.

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    34. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your time on people who criticize democracy with terrible analogies in their sigs.

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    35. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      College should be about learning, not socializing, binge drinking, wanton promiscuity, or what have you.

      Sorry, but in my 5 years of college I got more anonymous, kinky, "let's experiment", hot, random sex than I ever imagined possible in a lifetime, from girls who were absolutely gorgeous and will never look that good again in their lifetime. I lived like a king. There is really no greater accomplishment. I could have died at 23 and it would not have been a wasted life.

      After college, it's not that it stops, you're just no longer saturated with it.

    36. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      College should be about learning, not socializing, binge drinking, wanton promiscuity, or what have you.

      All of that is part of learning, especially the socializing. The idea that the only learning comes from sitting in a classroom while a professor talks is ridiculous. Some of my most interesting discussions were around a white board in the pub while we drank and played foosball; and argued economics. In addition, the network you connect with will be available for life.

      Somewhere along the way, it became accepted that every single person had to graduate from college to be successful and it became an extension of high school. Then all the immature and ignorant kids left their uptight parents' house, and lacking anything better to do (15 hours of class is a full load?) turned it into Animal House.

      The problem is that other types of learning - such as apprenticeships and trade schools, have been discounted as somehow less valuable. Some of it is the pace of technological advancement - you used to be able to take a high school dropout that was good with mechanical things and turn them into a decent mechanic; today they need to understand computers, electronics and much more; so the bar has been raised there as well.

      That along the idea of bullshit "core courses" being required for me to get a "well rounded" education is precisely why I don't have a college degree. I'm getting along fine without it and refuse to put up with 4 years of High School Part 2 just to get to graduate school. Books don't get any less informative just because they're not being regurgitated onto a chalkboard for you.

      Part of a well rounded education is to produce citizens who understand the world around them and can think for themsleves. When I interview someone I ask questions that are designed to see if I would want to sit next to this person for 6 hours on a plane - if the answer is no I don't care how good their technical skills are they get a thumbs down. Harsh? Maybe, but that's life.

      --
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    37. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Nice quote, thanks for that!

      I've had a copy of Mere Christianity of my shelf for a year or two...might go pick it up.

    38. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by jafac · · Score: 1

      I blew off my homework and socialized and partied through college.

      Let me tell you, the other extreme brings a lot of regrets with it too.

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    39. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Adult Resignation
      To Whom It May Concern:

      I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old again.

      I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
      I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks.
      I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them.
      I want to play kickball during recess and paint with watercolors in art.
      I want to lie under a big Oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summers day.
      I want to return to a time when life was simple.
      I want to know only colors, addition tables and simple nursery rhymes.
      I want to think that the world is fair and that everyone in it is honest and good.

      Somewhere in my youth...I matured and I learned too much.
      I learned of nuclear weapons, war, prejudice, starvation and abused children.
      I learned of lies, unhappy marriages, suffering, illness, pain and death.
      I learned of a world where men left their families to go and fight for our country, and returned only to end up living on the streets... begging for their next meal.
      I learned of a world where children knew how to kill...and did.

      I want to be oblivious to the complexity of life and be overly excited by little things once again.
      I want to return to the days when reading was fun and music was clean.
      I want television to be something I watch for fun, not something I use for escape from the things I should be doing.
      I want to live knowing the little things I find exciting will always make me as happy as when I first learned them.
      I want to believe that anything is possible.
      I want to be naive and thinking that everyone was happy because I was.
      I want to walk on the beach and only think of the sand between my toes and the prettiest seashell I could find.
      I want to spend my afternoon climbing trees and riding my bike.

      Somewhere in my youth...I matured and I learned too much.
      I learned of computer crashes of mountains of paperwork.
      I learned of depressing news of how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank.
      I learned of doctor bills, gossip, illness and loss of loved ones.
      I learned of politics, rasicism and discrimination.

      I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs and a kind word.
      I want to see the world not as a whole, but rather being aware of only the things that directly concerned me.
      I want to be naive enough to think that if I'm happy, so is everyone else.
      I want to spend my afternoons climbing trees and riding my bike.
      I want to wonder what I'll do when I grow up, and what I'll be.
      I want to live simple again.

      I want that time back.
      I want to be 6 again.

      And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause,

      "Tag! You're It."

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    40. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well if so the joke is on him, because the reality is that the real world is full of just as much bullshit as college, plus a huge extra helping of responsibility added in.

      I was completely ready to be done with school when I graduated, and now just a few years into my career, I often find myself longing for my college days. I enjoy my job, I have friends, I have plenty of money, some fun hobbies; but I miss being in school. I miss the incredible amount of activity going on on campus 24/7. I miss meeting a bunch of new people at the beginning of each semester. I miss a bunch of my friends that moved away after graduating.

      I guess the point is, although universities certainly aren't perfect, there's very few things about them that aren't also present in the business/corporate/real world. If college isn't one of the best times of your life, then your priorities are out of whack, because college is one of those places where you have so much freedom to set your own priorities.

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      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    41. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft I learned all about social networking from anime... alone... in my dark room... wait come back!

      - Asm

    42. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      All the knowledge in the world is meaningless if you're incompetent at communication.

      Pardon me... But did you just call all the major world religions deities meaningless?

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    43. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't you be out screaming and foaming over the horrible, horrible faggots that are destroying your precious American society?

      Hey, that gay dude over there looked at you! Better round up your buddies and beat him to death! It's the Christian thing to do, dontcha know.

    44. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Fhqwhgadss · · Score: 1

      Learning how to socialize is the most important part of school.
      I would agree except that the socialization that occurs at most universities bears no resemblance whatsoever to the socialization involved in the business world (unless your boss does kegstands and gravity bongs at lunch). The social structure of today's schools is broken. You'd be better off getting your social skills at Star Trek conventions and the SCA circuit.

      --
      How does a 7-person democracy cut a pie? Into 4 pieces.
    45. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Troll

      Congratulations on achieving enlightenment. Welcome to the club. We've been waiting.

    46. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      A bunch of other people have brilliantly conveyed that there's so much more to the learning and growing you do in college than your coursework. However, let me also respond to this:

      That along the idea of bullshit "core courses" being required for me to get a "well rounded" education is precisely why I don't have a college degree. I'm getting along fine without it and refuse to put up with 4 years of High School Part 2 just to get to graduate school.

      This also misses the point, and I don't blame you for it -- before I went to college, I assumed it was meant to prepare me for my career, too.

      The irony has been that, even though I have a degree appropriate to my career, the classes required by my major have been the most useless to me in my post-college life.

      Most of what you need to know to do any job, you learn doing that job. No one is going to take the time at your job to teach you all the other stuff, and believe it or not, it's worth something.

    47. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      Well, I understand what the OP is saying, and I disagree with the point. That may be how it is in most countries, but it isn't like that here. So if you don't get it in college, you don't get it at all.

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    48. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by smithbp · · Score: 1

      His classes may be more stimulating, but according to the articles, he is still living in the same dorm he did as a "freshman" and living with the same people, who are still only going to be in their second year of school. While I am still working on my degree, several years longer than I should be, I also work a full time job and have a family. This kid is never going to be able to have any kind of life outside of work or his education. He basically had a plan to finish in 3 semesters and felt with a "full" course load that he had too much free time, so he more than doubled the class load he was taking. That is ridiculous. The article also must be missing some information, if his reasoning was that he wouldn't have the money for a second year. He took an entire semester plus two classes worth of content in addition to the 15 credits that any scholarship would cover.

    49. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      I know you are trolling me, but that isn't the point I was trying to make. College is not just a degree, its an education. I think my education was worth it, even if it hasn't affected my career. I wouldn't be where I am today if I had started my career right after high school. I liked non-relevent education and found it valueable. YMMV.

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    50. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. When you reach your geriatric years, you'll be thinking just like a child again.

    51. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      "All the knowledge in the world is meaningless if you're incompetent at communication"

      Really? say that to this guy ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Perelman

    52. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      I agree with you completely. Liberal arts courses can be enormously pleasurable. I studied engineering, but made sure to take courses in Philosophy as well. Balancing the study of physics with the study of thought was crucial to my development.

      Media guru Marshall Macluhan said in the 60's that liberal arts degrees would become even more valuable in the future, as the main skill they taught was critical thinking. Unfortunately, as faculty after faculty has degenerated into the marxist/deconstructionist/feminazi/value-free mush, students are encouraged to parrot rather than think. I shudder for my daughters..

      --
      What was once true, is no longer so
    53. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call it what you want. You only live once. Have fun while you can and give up some responsibility if you get the chance. I loved my high school days and had a blast. I joined the military 2 months after and my fun and enjoyable times changed 180 degrees literally over night. Looking back on it now, I have no regrets but I missed out on a lot of fun carefree times that I will never again be able to experience again in my life. Maybe a gradual change over from going to college first would have been better. I am in my mid 30's now and am very successful and enjoy different things but I can never be able to be as carefree as I was back then.

      You only live once, do things you want to do while you can! Who cares if some "mature snob" thinks you are wasting your life and thinks their way is better then yours, your life is yours to enjoy as you see fit.

      I'd be willing to bet the the person referenced in the article did not exactly have a kicking good adventurous time in high school anyway so cruising through college and missing out will not a make a difference to him anyway. Probably later in life as his long terms goals are being met and the pace slows down a little, he will look back and think about what he missed.

    54. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by psmears · · Score: 1
      The Anglo-American university system introduced this idea of majors within a wider range of general courses.
      Less of the ‘Anglo’ please: university courses in England concentrate on a single field, without the US concept of ‘majoring’ in a subject but still studying many others. (There’s often flexibility to take some modules from other subjects, should you choose to, but it’s a far cry from high school 2.0).
    55. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1
      "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
      Can't Slashdot get through a single day without a "Hackers" ref?
    56. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by mhmehkri · · Score: 1

      But he made it to /. I sometimes wonder why people takeup such challenges. Is it just to make it to hall of fame or some other genuine reason.

    57. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by $1uck · · Score: 1

      When I went to college I spent about 8-9 years to get my Bachelors... I spent a lot of time going to parties (all through out the mid-west). I ended up with about 30-40 more credit hours than I needed (about two quarters worth of classes), lots of creative writing and psychology classes. Sometimes I wish I had graduated earlier, and had more years experience. I occasionally meet folks my age with almost 3x the work experience as myself. I think how much more money they're making and how much more money they made before the dot com bust, but then I think of all my memories and how priceless they are.

      /captcha sodomy? seriously wtf.

    58. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

      Prime example, validictorian of my class... dead 2 weeks after graduation from Heroin overdose and he was no druggie.

      This kid will never do anything great or better the world, because that takes everything *but* book learning and a desire to be first/best/fastest.

      Best of luck kid, and when you actually become wise you will realize what a mistake you made.

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    59. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by sbackholm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "..the value of childish things and turned to them once more"

      What!?

      I agree that what is labeled as "childish" is open to debate, but the items I label as childish are not behaviors that I would desire to return to again. We all have witnessed children crying, screaming, and yelling because they don't want to ride in the car, sit in the shopping cart, when another child takes a toy that they were playing with, or when they have to do homework or other assigned tasks. Children tend to think only of themselves and not much beyond that. I haven't seen any children lately that desired to reflect on their own behavior and say "Wow, I was over reacting!" While adults do have these thought processes. Thus, "when I became a man, I put away childish things."

      When you look at the larger picture surrounding the verse (13:11) you quoted, we find Paul (the author) describing love.

      1st Corinthians 13:4-7, NKJV
      4 Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; 5 does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; 6 does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; 7 bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

      I believe that antithesis of what Paul describes as love, are in his mind childish things.

    60. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by electronerdz · · Score: 1

      Trying new things? You mean like trying Durex instead of Trojans? College life is absurd. I wish I could have finished school in record time and get all the crap over with. I'm interested in getting to real life, not the "surreal" life.

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    61. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "There is no other time or place in your whole life that will let you be yourself again, so grab it while you can."

      Wow. I am so glad my life is not like that.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    62. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Ummm...your prejudices are showing.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    63. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1


        Yes, by all means spend another year in college just to enjoy "the experience".

        Just don't ask me (parent) to pay for it. I'm all for 4 years if you can do it and I'm ok with 5 if he needs it. One extra year so he can make friends and memories to last him a lifetime? I don't think so. He can do that on his dime, not mine. This stuff ain't cheap.

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    64. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by E++99 · · Score: 1
      when I became a man I realized organized religion has killed more people than every other reason combined, and is inherrently evil.

      Ah, the penetrating knowledge of the liberally-educated. You mean other than in war??? Maybe the numbers only add up right when you're binge-drinking. Please help me out with what I'm missing... Here are the significant non-war killings that come to my mind, purposely excluding anything older than 1,000 years, as the data for such becomes very sketchy.

      Taliban (organized religion) 5,000
      Spanish Inquisition (organized religion) 30,000

      Witch Burning (hold-over of [unorganized] western-european paganism) 30,000
      Frech Reign of Terror (anti-religion, class hatred, socialism) 30,000
      Bath Party (power-consolidation, racism, nationalism) 300,000
      Hutu (power-consolidation, racism, nationalism) 1,000,000
      Khmer Rouge (communism [anti-religion, anti-humanity]) 1,000,000
      Ottomans (racism, nationalism, secular anti-christianity) 1,500,000
      Nazis (nationalism, socialism, science [eugenics]) 20,000,000
      Stalist Russia (communism [anti-religion, anti-humanity]) 40,000,000
      Maoist China (communism [anti-religion, anti-humanity]) 60,000,000
    65. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by noamsml · · Score: 1

      First of all, your assumption that social interaction means parties, promiscuity and binge drinking is completely off the mark. Social interaction is, first and foremost, about living in a world in which other people exists (and, as much as I hate to break it to you, they do). Also, despite the way many middle to high school teachers treat it, socializing is not a condemnable activity; It is, in fact, part of a healthy life. Also, you assume that only "academic" subjects are important to learn, but many subjects, such as social interaction, understanding other people, learning to exchange ideas and feelings, and general social literacy, are at least as important as the subjects taught in class, if not more. To give you a practical example of this, I'd say that from all the things that I learned in eighth grade, the most important was fluency in English, which I did not learn in any class. Instead, I learned it by talking to people in english, and by using english more often than I ever did when I was in my native country (Israel), the results are clear: I forgot completely how to use CAD programs or what exactly happened during the civil war, but my knowledge in English satyed with me up to now (OK, so I'm only a high school Junior, but I don't think I'll lose my fluency in English later in life). The fact of the matter is, if all you learn is what is taught to you in a classroom, you will learn very little.

    66. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by coaxial · · Score: 1

      This guy skipped all that, obsessed with the scholoarly aspect 24/7. He will probably do the same with his job, become quite wealthy, but ultimately very depressed. I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy on a suicide watch by the time he is 25 if he is not careful.

      I was thinking that very thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he did commit suicide. Suicide at young age is a known problem with child prodigies.

    67. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually acording to many people who study society (you know, those people made fun of on / - sociologist) would consiter all those examples "totalist ideologies" - relgious or not - and lump them that way. Which given their similar results, ideas, structures, etc., makes more sense - in most cases the purpose is not the ideology, but the power of those directing society.

    68. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by jsnorman · · Score: 1

      Hey, you just described my college education brilliantly! I am glad someone thinks it was a good idea!! Seriously, though, goofing off in college is really hard to explain come job time, trust me. Be glad you nerded out as must as you may have missed on the social scene, you can make it up laterl; you cannot make up for lost educational opportunities. I still wonder what I might have learned and accomplished had I only paid more attention to learning...

      As for the subject of the 1 year graduate... A total waste. Not because he missed out on socializing, but because he missed out on growing up and learning. You cannot learn in a year. It takes time - time to make mistakes, take ridiculously wrong positions and defend them, time to lead and learn to buck leadership, etc. No way that can be done in a year, much less with that course load. Too bad for him.

    69. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, if an extra year of college is good, then my 3 extra years were faaaaantastic, right?

    70. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. Some classes, I didn't even have to spend time on, like physical education 101. Others, I had to spend more than 3 hours, and still don't get, like those damned steam tables.

      However, most people don't seem to realize, for the most part, if you take one of the harder degrees, like engineering or compsci, there's not a lot of electives you can take.

      As it is, I finished my Civil Engineering degree in 3.5 years. And if I hadn't found muds, I would have finished it in 2.5 years.

      And I was on the all-conference team 3 times while I was on my varsity team, doing a NCAA sport.

      And I was doing helpdesk 20 hours a week

      And I was always doing things with the International Student association.

      And towards the tail end, I was helping out at a chinese restaurant on the weekends.

      And I dind't interact enough? Playing marathon with a bunch of guys got me my first job (hey, I recognize you from the lab! 8-))

      People here seem to think if you take a lot of classes, you have no life. This is patently untrue. You'll be _tired_, yes, but you can have a life.

      In my alma mater, there was also a student who finished his Civil Engineering degree in _ONE_ year. With a 3+ GPA.

    71. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I like this one best for refuting that passage. It dosen't even require you to leave the Biblical text to do it.

      "I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven (Mat.18:2, Mk.10:15, Lk18:17).

      It's sad when people who profess to be Christians do not understand the book that they have wagered their eternal fate on. This is the real hazard of living in the Bible belt: wanting to be a Christian or to understand the Bible but having nowhere to turn but to charlatans and morons.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    72. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by prockcore · · Score: 1
      One extra year so he can make friends and memories to last him a lifetime? I don't think so. He can do that on his dime, not mine. This stuff ain't cheap.


      The problem is that he spent that first year goofing off and making friends and memories that last him a lifetime. The last year was for education.

      If you were smart, you'd have had him enroll in a community college for years #2 and #3, then come back to the 4 year college for years 4 and maybe 5. Community colleges are *often* better equipped than the 4 year university. Mine was. Computers at every desk versus no computers at all except in the "computer lab".
    73. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      Good for you. Now back to our original conversation. Could you supersize it please?

      Give it a rest. College dropouts can do just fine. Look at Bill Gates: a college dropout is the richest man in the world. Do you seriously contend that it would have been time well spent for him to finish college?

    74. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      Spoken like a person who has never experienced a truly brilliant professor who has spent his life researching a single topic.

      I went to a large state school and never had any such professors. If I even only had one or two courses with professors like that, I would probably feel very differently about college. As it is, it seems like the vast majority of colleges are just high school v2.0 (same boring stuff, more party).

    75. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by nytes · · Score: 1

      People socialized in college???

      I must've been absent that day.

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    76. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by E++99 · · Score: 1
      College is about leaving adolescance ... binge drinking, promiscuity

      Spoken like one who hasn't left adolescence.
    77. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      College doesn't teach you how to socialize. It's just another, very expensive, place to do it. I didn't know how to socialize when I went to college, and I still don't. If I could have gotten it over with in a year, I would have. I hated every minute of it.

      All the people in my dorm annoyed me. I might have talked to the people in my classes, but the opportunity never came up. I absolutely hated having any free time between classes that wasn't long enough for me to walk back to my room. I'd have to end up spending hours every day sitting alone in the cafeteria feeling like a loser.

      As far as I'm concerned, undergraduate college didn't teach me anything about socializing that I didn't already know in high school, namely that I sucked at it.

      However, I seem to have learned how to socialize in grad school, maybe because i'm actually forced to talk to people.

    78. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by senatorpjt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I spent six years getting my BS. Most of that was spent drinking alone in my room and being depressed about being unable to socialize. It was a total waste of time. The reason it took six years is because I got too depressed to leave my room, buy liquor, or get food. I ended up storing my piss in jars because I didn't want to have to talk to anyone. The longer I spent there not socializing, the more depressed I got.

      If you're not a social person, you might as well get it over as quickly as possible.

    79. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learning how to socialize is the most important part of school. All the knowledge in the world is meaningless if you're incompetent at communication.

      Bull-fucking-shit. That kind of thinking is the reason why our schools output people that know crap. This kind of thinking can be summed up in this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0h0z6vkcY10

      Schools in general need to be cranked up, with the weaker students being ground up by the machine and spit out into a life of fries and shakes. Thats the only way this country can raise intself out of the hole its dug itself into. Now go out there, donate money to you local school system, buy them all slide rules, teach them numeracy, and get them learning again.

    80. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      This thread also made me think of a C. S. Lewis quote. :)

      "...you are already too old for fairy tales, and by the time it is printed and bound you will be older still. But some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again."
      -- C. S. Lewis

      I used to wear that on a button I had made when I was working my way through college at Borders (I was in charge of the sci-fi, fantasy, and computer sections, of course. :)

    81. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by cloudkiller · · Score: 1

      I went to a large state school and never had any such professors. If I even only had one or two courses with professors like that, I would probably feel very differently about college. As it is, it seems like the vast majority of colleges are just high school v2.0 (same boring stuff, more party).

      I am a state school grad myself, a school known for its parties and its riots (when you try to take the parties away) but I still had four professors I considered brilliant. I was lucky, however, because I studied literature and philosophy, two disciplines that attract the best minds towards teaching. I would imagine that this is not the case with computer science and other practical fields.

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    82. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but think about it.

      We wouldn't be losing a genius. We'd be losing a patent lawyer.

    83. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Key point to those rambling about the social elements of college/university - those who disagree with you do so because they, like me, probably didn't 'get' that part.

      And we are just as happy.

      So, do not suggest there is something 'wrong' with people who go school because they want to learn. Learning social skills from your peers *who have no more than you do* is not necessarily a good thing.

      I learned long ago - no company is better than bad company, and I'm probably a PITA to those 'social butterflys' anyway. I work in a very social industry and yah, my 'career' hasn't gone as many 'socialites' would like, but I can get my work done in normal hours, go home and spend time doing what I please, and I don't have to play golf or poker or go to 'company fun' events and be bored, and I am 'professionally successful' enough that I can travel and do what *I* like.

      Different strokes...

    84. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deaths by religion need not be caused DIRECTLY by religion. The impact of religion on society is and was so large it's impossible to grasp the indirect consequences. In fact, colonization, imperialism, communism and the world wars can all be seen as (indirect) consequences of the once totalitary power of Christianity in Europe.

    85. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am ging back next fall for my PhD. I have a BME from GT and a MS. I've been working for a few years, so I also have a LOT of savings. I busted my ass as a BME student, and as a MS student. And I'm going to bust my ass as a PhD student too. But at least this time I won't be poor, and I'll have a really good idea of what is going on. Plus, a lot of my research is already done! (Shhhh!!! Don't tell my advisor!)

      I still get carded, so I can't look THAT old. Think I can masquerade as a 20 year old undergrad?

      PhD: It's the other 4-year degree. And hopefully it will be the fun one.

    86. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by chimpanzee00 · · Score: 1

      This guy skipped all that, obsessed with the scholoarly aspect 24/7. He will probably do the same with his job, become quite wealthy, but ultimately very depressed. I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy on a suicide watch by the time he is 25 if he is not careful.

      A dark note from Caltech:

      - a CS prof there killed his wife with an axe, & then shot himself w/shotgun (murder suicie). I saw the report on the local news (*shudder*)

      - a girl genius (Dr. Misha Mahowald, PhD student of Dr. Carver Meade VLSI pioneer), who was featured on a PBS special on Women Scientists ("Silicon Retina") developed schizophrenia during her post-doc in Europe. Ended up walking in front of a train in Switzerland & killing herself. Told to me by a Caltech Nobel Laureate's son, who was a grad student w/her @Caltech. This is inside info, a Google search will only refer to her "death"

      - a xxx there told me his mother committed suicide (*shudder*)

      I mean, I don't feel safe trying to do research with these people. I get the feeling of an atmosphere of "Academic Pressure". People breaking.

      I went to a famous HS of high-achievers (produced 3 Nobel Laureates in its history..Literature, Physics, Economics). A famous female alumni (historian featured on ABC News) took a f**g gun & blew her brains out a few yrs back. The story goes, "she worked until she dropped, developed clinical depression" (I suspect she took the damn medication which fouled her up). Her dad was a physicist at a major university. I just found out ANOTHER daughter of a physicist (same university & HS) committed suicide: "felt her life was a failure". I found out from a parent, that there were a bunch of suicides by 60's alumni..haven't researched the details of that.

      I recently talked to a Mech Eng prof @Caltech, & was freaked out by his extremely nervous "eye blinking". I got the impression, the poor guy was just plain under a LOT of pressure & overworked.

      Here's the Deal.

      "In order to Push the Limits, sometimes you have to EXCEED the Limits"
      -- Formula 1 racing

      These top schools get the best students, but they their egos are in overdrive..THEY'RE TRYING TOO HARD. Try to run a car at max RPM..it will BLOW UP.

      One word: Moderation.

      I read that story, & was sickened. I think the quote above rings true. Without some moderation & discretion ("Discretion is the Better Part of Valor"), you can end up with BURNOUT (which I've experience) or worse..suicides.

      I just learned that Caltech just admitted a 14 yr old girl (both her parents are UCLA math profs), as a GRADUATE student. I mean..come on!!

      I'm a big believer in a Progressive Approach. Instant gratification & rush-jobs just isn't going to get it done. It's like a fine-wine, it takes TIME to mature.

      "I grew up in the mountains. In order to climb a peak, you have to PACE YOURSELF."
      -- head of Ethan Allen (Pakistani immigrant), CNN interview

      [ I totally agree with the responders who say a college experience has to be "savored" like a fine wine. NOT, dunking it in ONE FELL SWOOP ]

      I did PhD research, & my arch rival was a real egomaniac & phony. 26 papers published as a grad student!!??..all junk, Quantity over Quality. He told me stupidly he was going to win a Nobel Prize in Engineering. Liked to enter his paper in competitions, was always in a hurry. Egomaniac & bully, "if he couldn't do it..then I couldn't do it". I calmly surveyed the field, came up with a very simple unified geometric model that explained existing research (entire field was stupidly stuck on xxx, there was a very simple geometrical-based solution right in front of them). I used calculations that a High School student could do! I basically revolutionized my field single-handedly as a grad student (it sometimes happens)..I mean beat EVERYONE ("world beater"): big name professors (even physicists who dabbled in this field).

      My arch riv

    87. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      College is also about social interaction and trying new things.
      Hey, that's great, but do you think college is the only place people can do that? Life may be bigger than you think.
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    88. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      A lot of the stuff you go through in Univeristy (partying,hangovers with an exam the next day, relationships succeeding, failing, and fucking your life over, prioritizing relationships vs. fun vs. school), prepare you for various aspects of your life as an adult.

      Yeah, one of the sad things this guy faces, is that now he will never get drunk or meet a girl, whereas those things were offered on a plate to him in college.

      He'll walk into a bar, they'll check his id, look it up in a database and see he has a degree, and refuse to serve him. And if he does manage to secretly obtain some booze (which of course he'll be required to drink alone now that he's out of college) and has a hangover the next day when there's important stuff to do, his boss or client will just say, "oh you didn't learn how to deal with pressure since you skipped college life, so instead of you having to learn now, we'll just let this slide."

      He'll go to a party and the girls will refuse to have anything to do with him, whereas before he got his degree they would have been all over him. If he does manage to meet a girl, he won't be able to learn anything about maintaining the relationship, because he's not allowed to learn anymore.

      Everything he could have gotten out of college, is now denied to him. Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, whatever -- it's tragically too late. Life is behind him and he might as well die now.

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    89. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1
      I want to think that the world is fair and that everyone in it is honest and good.


      Evidently, you want to be a very stupid child. A child's life is restricted, and I felt that adults and older children were mistreating me. It can be very frustrating to be a child because children are often acutely aware of bad actions, and they have very little power. I also knew other children my own age who were quite mean.
    90. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      There is no other time or place in your whole life that will let you be yourself again, so grab it while you can.
      Oddly enough, you sound more like a twenty year old than someone in their old age.
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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    91. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... by Stanza · · Score: 1

      Oh, please.

      I'm just saying.

      My experience has been that most classes you spend 30-60 minutes a week to get all studying needed for that class. And about one class per semester, you spend every available minute you can spare, steal, or rob, studying and/or homeworking for that class.

  6. Thawts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This mofo is gonna be RICH someday. The nex't Eiensteen perhaps?

    1. Re:Thawts by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer.
      Elaborating his ambitions in greater detail, Banh went on to discuss his dream of combining physics, copyright-, patent- and trademark-law into a Grand Unified Intellectual Property Field Theory, dramatically reforming the system into a black hole that doesn't suck.
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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    2. Re:Thawts by parseexception · · Score: 0

      Or the next Bobby Fischer

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    3. Re:Thawts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then disappear for 30 years only to turn up in Japan and finally settle down in Iceland?...

      People like this go nuts...look at Ted Kaczynski, published proofs, PhD in under a year...

    4. Re:Thawts by LiquidEdge · · Score: 1

      I didn't read anywhere that he's Jewish...

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  7. this kind of genious... by break99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    shouldn't be allowed to be another patent lawyer. The world has already too much of this kind.

    1. Re:this kind of genious... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe he'll be the kind that challenges dumb patents, and defends against ridiculous patent infringement lawsuits.

  8. The future's so bright... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny
    His brief undergraduate career didn't leave him much time to explore college, so he's now working on his master's degree.
    Good for him! He seems a very bright person, and I'm sure he will do geat things.
    He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer.
    On the other hand...
    1. Re:The future's so bright... by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

      Just remember what doctors were doing 200 years ago while lawyers (and others) were writing the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution, forming the rules that govern the modern commerical system, and overcharging their clients. They were using leeches for goodness sake! System administrators were a wet dream of the abacus, and scientists were still trying to figure out why farts stink. He may still do great things. Give lawyers a little credit, and remember, chances are you'll need one someday.

  9. Is that the punchline? by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. he rushed through the technical stuff, and wants to jump into patent law.. sounds like a dig at the USPTO :) .. "I want to rush through stuff JUST LIKE THEM!".

    There is A LOT more to college than the degree, hell - for most people thats an afterthought.

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    meh
    1. Re:Is that the punchline? by brunascle · · Score: 1
      There is A LOT more to college than the degree
      exactly. it goes:
      1st year: party
      2nd year: party
      3rd year: sleep
      4th year: work ass off

      sounds like he decided to skip 1 through 3, and jump right to 4.
  10. Speaks volumes he wants to become a lawyer by sauge · · Score: 1

    Here is someone obviously talented in mathematics and science. Someone who obviously is intelligent and can be readily a "qualified american" engineer.

    Yet, he chooses to go into law.

    I would find it very interesting to know WHY he chose that path. I certainly have some ideas of my own why he did so but won't put words into his mouth.

    Wouldn't it be an irony if he chose to be an H1-B/L-1 lawyer?

    1. Re:Speaks volumes he wants to become a lawyer by MrFebtober · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think the USPTO needs more lawyers like this guy. Why wouldn't it be considered valuable to have a very bright engineer reviewing and comparing patents, using all that intellect to help sort out the BS patents from ideas and products that are actually worthy of recognition? If I had invented something new and applied for a patent, I would want the brightest, most technically educated patent lawyer working on my idea.

      To restate, I believe it is the lack of technically competent patent lawyers that are the problem with IP law these days.

    2. Re:Speaks volumes he wants to become a lawyer by Burz · · Score: 1

      I would find it very interesting to know WHY he chose that path. I certainly have some ideas of my own why he did so but won't put words into his mouth.

      He is talented in mathematics yet will probably go on to practice (and entrench in our society) the new art of patenting mathematical algorithms (software). I find that possibility quite chilling.

  11. As if I didn't feel bad enough already by nizo · · Score: 1

    I never did finish my degree, despite taking several extra years (part-time) attempting to complete courses. I did get pretty darn good at netrek however. My guess is his priorities are probably a tad different from mine.

    1. Re:As if I didn't feel bad enough already by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I started work on my B.S. 22 years ago. There's a pretty good chance I'll finish in 2007.

      I got good at Gauntlet and Robotron. :-)

    2. Re:As if I didn't feel bad enough already by nizo · · Score: 1

      18 years and counting so far for me. Though I will probably get a liberal arts associates degree soon. Yeah that should just make the money come flying in. Though mostly I just want a degree, rather than "a bunch of credits from the U", so hey it works for me.

    3. Re:As if I didn't feel bad enough already by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I'm finishing my degree in IT (or is it IS? I forget) which started out as C.S. (at the same University), but the Continuing Ed department doesn't have a CS degree program. So I'm having to take some boring junk which I need to get around to testing out of (Intro to PC? Blech, I've been working with the stupid things since 1988...)

      Mostly this is so I can start work on a graduate degree, which should be a lot more interesing.

  12. 3 Credit Summer? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a slacker! But before I get modded troll, let me just say that I think more students could be graduating a lot sooner if useful classes were offered during the summer. A lot of summer semesters get wasted when out of state kids can't afford to go home for the summer and don't have any classes worth taking either.

    1. Re:3 Credit Summer? by lostboy2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Agreed. If classes were offered more frequently, that would have helped me, too.

      When I attended college, the university typically would offer the first class of a series only in the Fall quarter, the second class in the series only in the Winter quarter and the third class only in Spring quarter. If you could not take the first class in the chain in Fall (either because it conficted with another class, or because the class size was too large and you were denied the opportunity), then you'd have to wait an entire year to try again.

      I ran into that situation as a "senior" (during my 4th year) and ended up having to come back for two quarters of a 5th year, taking one class each quarter, because I needed them to graduate.

    2. Re:3 Credit Summer? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Probably not. Most students, especially those with not enough money to go home have to spend their summers working for the next year's tuition. Due to co-op at my school being every other semester, I had a summer semester where I had to take classes. There wasn't very much offered other than what was in the curriculum, along with the courses they offered every summer, because half of the class would fail due to bad teaching (when that many fail an introductory course, it's not because it's hard, but because of bad teaching).

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    3. Re:3 Credit Summer? by maxume · · Score: 1

      I managed to take a couple of semesters of calculus during the summer. I guess how useful calc is is a bit of a personal thing though.

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  13. Many schools no longer accept AP credits by PlatinumRiver · · Score: 5, Informative

    Many IV league schools no longer accept AP credits. They want you to get an education from THEIR institution. If you enroll into a school with 72 credits, about half of your university education doesn't even come from the university you attended. This is why many schools are following the examples of the IV league institutions.

    1. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...IV league...


      Wow, they now have a whole new class of schools just for people taking performance enhancing drugs? Do you have to take them via IV, or are other ways acceptable too?

    2. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      ...the term is Ivy League, not IV league. Perhaps you should pay more attention in school.

    3. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is an IV league school? Is it 4 leagues long?

    4. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was obviously talking about medical schools with a phlebotomy certification program. It makes perfect sense that they would not take Associated Press credits from Journalism schools. Perfect sense!

    5. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Yo+Mama · · Score: 1

      In the same wikipedia article, under "Origin of the name", it states:

      Some attribute the name to the Roman numerals for four (IV), asserting that there was such a sports league originally with four members.

    6. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      No, that's the elite Roman numeral way of writing "Fourth League".

    7. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in junior high, I thought MIT was in Michigan rather than Massachusetts. Imagine my embarrassment -- not to mention my disappointment -- when I found out it was in one of those tiny states back east and not in a cool state on the Great Lakes.

    8. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by crswanny · · Score: 1

      perhaps you mean "ivy" league schools? Don't think they need an intravenous device to stay keep on going.

    9. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by winnabago · · Score: 1
      ...the term is Ivy League, not IV league. Perhaps you should pay more attention in school.

      Um, did you even read the link you provided? The parent was referring to the popular legend, which I was able to read all about just now:

      Some attribute the name to the Roman numerals for four (IV), asserting that there was such a sports league originally with four members. The Morris Dictionary of Word and Phrase Origins helped to perpetuate this belief. The supposed "IV League" was formed over a century ago and consisted of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and a 4th school that varies depending on who is telling the story.
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    10. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha PitaBred...pwn3d!

    11. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Jazzer_Techie · · Score: 1

      The reason that the Ivy League and other top schools are no longer taking AP credit it that doesn't really mean a thing. I took AP classes in high school and did quite well in them, getting top scores on the exams. Then I came to college and found out the the AP program is pretty much a joke. It's only benefit is providing a "challenge" to HS students. AP is a shadow of classes at a top-tier university. Even ignoring the poor depth of AP curricula, it is exceedingly rare that a HS teacher is going to have sufficient understanding of the subject to be able to teach it a university level.

    12. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      Don't think they need an intravenous device to stay keep on going.
      Do you think a guy who gets a degree this fast has time to waste with unproductive things like eating and drinking? An IV and a catheter could put lots of time back in to a busy student's schedule.
    13. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by thebdj · · Score: 1

      I agree. I only had a single professor who was able to teach the material at an acceptable level, and she just happened to be the one teacher at my high school with a PhD. For AP Chemistry, my teacher was worthless. I actually had a college professor at the local university, who I knew pretty well, help me study for the exam with regular study sessions during his office hours. (Since, students never use those things anyway. Seriously, I never saw a single student come looking for him.)

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    14. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      IV league schools
      IV is nice and all, but I'm looking for a VI league school.
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    15. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by PlatinumRiver · · Score: 1

      Other ways are NOT acceptable since they are not nearly as efficient. You will be immediately transferred to a PPS (Pill Popping School) while your classmates wave Ivy branches and laugh at you since you clearly have no understanding of what it takes to be an elitist and most likely will never make it into any professional sport. :-p

    16. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      A neighbor of mine (Yale '59) recalls 'IV' being used quite a bit to refer to the group of schools and believes it originated as a contraction of "Inter Varsity", the original agreement having nothing to do with academics, but rather with football scheduling...FWIW.

    17. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by 955301 · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that it's because they want more of your money. If you figure it cost less to supply an instructor in less difficult classes and tuition is constant, that guy and other AP credit monkeys cost the universities dearly in the area of highest profit.

      I'd also argue that most of what you get from college is contacts! You shouldn't have to go to a job fair out of college. Instead you should have about 150 new friends, a few of which have already graduated, and enough connections to land a job, know the right salary to negotiate around, and provide yourself with some options.

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    18. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Many IV league schools no longer accept AP credits. They want you to get an education from THEIR institution. If you enroll into a school with 72 credits, about half of your university education doesn't even come from the university you attended. This is why many schools are following the examples of the IV league institutions.

      While that may be their argument, I doubt few people enroll with enough credits to make much of a difference. If they did allow people to skip say a year, that would however have a significant financial impact as students matriculate early and they lose 1/4 of the expected tuition.

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    19. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to sign up for extra AP tests, read the princeton review book the night before and go in and get 5s; those things are games, not tests - similar to the SAT, you can just prepare for the exam rather than really learn what you should be learning.

    20. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, with no more than my AP classes I found myself the unofficial dorm tutor and teaching everyone chemistry and physics. I'd say my AP classes were on par or better than most college versions.

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    21. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Since, students never use those things anyway. Seriously, I never saw a single student come looking for him.)

      Generally, students don't go to the professor's office unless they really need help and can't get it from anyone else.

    22. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by drew · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on where you went to high school then. Aside from computer science (which I did as independent study because I already arguably knew more about computer programming than any of the teachers at my high school) I would say that classes that I took in high school were probably better then the college classes that I tested out of, and I went to a fairly respected engineering school. I found myself wishing I had tried taking the AP Chemistry test because my freshman Chem course in college was a terribly boring rehash of stuff I had already learned in High School chem. Unfortunately, my high school didn't start offering an AP Chem course until my senior year, and I had already taken Chemistry as a sophomore.

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    23. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by drew · · Score: 1

      If that were their reasoning, wouldn't they make you start over if you transferred in from a different school as well?

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    24. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by jbourj · · Score: 1

      This is certainly true these days. There are two plausible explanations why top schools don't like to accept AP:

      1. They don't trust the AP-level standards (at least compared to their 'good' education) (joke).
      2. They want to force people to pay at least 4 year's worth of tuition to earn their degree.

      Considering that top schools don't care that much about teaching people (their world-famous faculty are usually not world-famous lecturers), I'm leaning toward number 2.

      p.s. I go to an ivy-league school now for grad school and I finished undergrad in 3 years (math+physics) with AP credits and heavy-course loads---and that included one year 'ill-used' while enrolled in a different programme.

    25. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      I can see why they would do that, I was pretty shocked that courses which you take before uni can count towards your degree. Is this just one of these places where anyone can pass?

      At my uni (Warwick, UK) a degree takes 3 years (four for courses with manditory year placements) it takes that long because that's how long it takes to do 16 modules, even if you wanted to do more, you couldn't... you couldn't physically do all the reading which you are meant to. Not only that but we have at least 1 core module each year which can only be taken in that year...

      You have a crazy system

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    26. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Each university tends to have its own rules in the US. There is no "system"... :-)

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    27. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by archen · · Score: 1

      Considering how much books cost in college, they seem more than happy to let you take it in the ass...

    28. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this just one of these places where anyone can pass?

      Since he mentioned the Ivy League, where grade inflation is most rampant, the answer is "yes." At Harvard, it is almost impossible to get a B.

    29. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by starkravingmad · · Score: 1

      IV League Schools - they're just dripping with knowledge

    30. Re:Many schools no longer accept AP credits by jthulin · · Score: 1

      Wow, have you got IV league universities? I thought they only existed in THX 1138! If Europe and North America are becoming like the world in that film, it is really scary.

  14. Obviously he didn't have time to browse Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    otherwise he would have learned that patent lawyers are agents of evil.

  15. That's great and all... by dayid · · Score: 1

    ...but most university systems would not allow this - and on purpose. Why? Pre-requisites are required for you to take many of your last 24-36 credit hours. This is done partially so that you don't get in over your head, and also so that you are somewhat-forced to take part in college outside of just ramming your way through it. I also like how the article made it seem as if he achieved his entire degree in one year. If we're going to count AP/EA credits - but not count high school time - then I finished my first degree in 0 years.

    1. Re:That's great and all... by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      36 credits in last semester? Hello? What school allows this kind of crap? And how the heck
      was he even able to schedule 12 classes?

  16. Seems to have missed the point. by rossifer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Part of the point of an undergraduate education is to be exposed to new ideas and concepts while you're establishing yourself in an environment separate from your parents and the babysitting culture of most secondary schools.

    Somehow, I don't think he got very much exposure to new ideas and concepts. He sounds like someone who's decided that whatever makes the most money is the best thing to do with your life.

    Regards,
    Ross

    1. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Part of the point of an undergraduate education is to be exposed to new ideas and concepts while you're establishing yourself in an environment separate from your parents and the babysitting culture of most secondary schools. Somehow, I don't think he got very much exposure to new ideas and concepts. He sounds like someone who's decided that whatever makes the most money is the best thing to do with your life.

      Remarkable how you can equate his ability to double major in Math and Physics by taking 60+ credit hours in a year as someone who has an inability to not be babysat.

    2. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      I know a lot of people who went through that undergraduate experience and still came out poorly adjusted, close-minded, emotionally immature or unstable dolts. The maturing that goes on at college isn't really part of the design; it's just a fortunate side effect some people experience.

      This kid has a world of options open to him now (including going back to school, if he so choses). He's clearly operating on a different level than most of his peers. He can find other avenues for personal growth.

    3. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by Tiger4 · · Score: 1
      whatever makes the most money is the best thing to do with your life.

      Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

      "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! "

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    4. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      Still there's more to college than just classes. It's a persons first step out into the real world managing life on their own. This guy probably spent his life in the dorm and while he may have a stellar record of achievement. He's probably missing out on becoming a person. Might as well just sit this guy down in front of a computer for the rest of his life because one thing is for certain. He won't be doing any social interacting.

    5. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by jidar · · Score: 1

      And you sound like someone who had a very predictable knee jerk reaction and decided it was worthy of a post.

      Hey, me too I guess.

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    6. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      He's probably missing out on becoming a person.

      Of course we all know what the formula for "being a person" is. It's to do things individually ... as long as it's like everyone else.

      one thing is for certain. He won't be doing any social interacting.

      Maybe he doesn't like social interaction ... should we force him to participate, "for his own good" of course?

    7. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh hell, he sounds young.

    8. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      I see you were in the accellerated course program yourself.

      My point wasn't to "force" something on a person but rather that getting the degree as fast as is humanly possible tends to detract from the experience necessary to be a well rounded person. Hey, I could be wrong and maybe he's a great guy who isn't a workaholic to an obsessive degree, but chances are, I'm guessing, thats not the case.

    9. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by phpWebber · · Score: 1

      Let's not judge this guy harshly because his path differs from ours. His life does not end upon starting his professional career. Perhaps he will continue to politics, activism, or ghost-write Omar Sharif's bridge column.

      Few obstacles prevent personal success more than simple lack of initiative. I don't think we should fault him for his abundance.

    10. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      I see you were in the accellerated course program yourself.

      Good grief, no :) [but I take your intended point about the (lack of) social skills in my posting].

      I guess I get tired of the quantity of slashdotters (and people in general) who want to slam this guy (and people in general) in any way possible saying he's not gaining "the full college experience". Who are they to decide what is right for this guy - just because they were comparatively academically lazy (as was I) is no excuse to denigrate this young man's achievements (and others who work hard and achieve the remarkable).

      ... or maybe I'm jsut getting old and ornery (grumble).

    11. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by rossifer · · Score: 1
      The maturing that goes on at college isn't really part of the design; it's just a fortunate side effect some people experience.
      Sure. At most decent universities, the chance for personal growth is there. Whether you actually do grow is up to the individual.

      My comment was only meant to point out that this individual almost certainly didn't take that opportunity. Based on the amount of time he spent there, along with his remarks about what he wants to do with his newfound degrees.

      Regards,
      Ross
    12. Re:Seems to have missed the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money is a safe and relatively legal means to get that end.

  17. What a shame by Moby+Cock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems to me that this guys has missed the point of university. Yes, his feat is just short of miraculous and he is clearly a smart guys, but it sounds like he was there merely for the credential. Simply to get the degree. University is supposed to give someone a chance to explore the universes, or the parts that seem interesting. To experiment and experience things. Not to simply vacuum up credits. In a way, I am sorry for him.

    1. Re:What a shame by TrekCycling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same here. It's okay, though. When he's pulling 80 hour weeks trying to make partner by 23 and decides to finally take a drink of alcohol I think he's going to go psychotic. Maybe somewhere in there he'll figure out how to relax a little.

    2. Re:What a shame by musikit · · Score: 1

      it doesnt matter if he missed the point of the university evirnoment. he went to UVA. thats like saying i graduated high honors on the deans list manta cum lata from kindergarden in harlem.

    3. Re:What a shame by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      Who are you to say what the purpose of a university is? -C

    4. Re:What a shame by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...but it sounds like he was there merely for the credential. Simply to get the degree.

      This seems like an entirely reasonable approach. Get the degree and get on with your life. What is wrong with that? The "college experience" is mostly overrated anyway, so why even bother with it?

    5. Re: What a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "University is supposed to give someone a chance to explore the universes, or the parts that seem interesting."

      Really? Is that written down somewhere, perhaps near the part that says "University means not having to have to learn how to spell."?

      Quick quiz:
      Is the following word spelled correctly?
      Sanctimonious.

    6. Re:What a shame by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

      Many universities require you to get special approval for anything over 1 additional class to the normal workload. Methinks this is a good policy and UVA should have one. If it already does, someone needs to be smacked for letting this happen.

    7. Re:What a shame by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding. I wouldn't trade my college experience for anything. I entered college with a spotless record. President of the honor society, nominated to the Naval Academy, Coast Guard Academy and Merchant Marine Academy. I was a 3 time letter in two sports and started 3 years varsity in both sports. I went to Boys State and become mayor of my city and a senator. Went to Youth Legislature and became Speaker of the House, shaking hands with the governer. I did basically everything a bright kid is "supposed" to do when being pushed into things by their parents. What's my point of all that? It's not to brag, believe me. Read on.

      The problem was I entered college with credentials, but without hard skills to back them up. Pretty smart, good book learner, but not a great critical thinker. I had no clue what I wanted to do with my life or who I was, really. So as cliche as it sounds, when I went to college, I actually discovered who I was. I partied a little, took classes I actually wanted to take, not just the ones my parents approved of. I studied English literature and learned the joys of reading books I'd never considered and writing creatively, stretching the bounds of who I was. I learned how to fail a lot, getting Cs, sometimes Ds. And when that happened I learned how to cope with that and not feel like a complete failure. I learned how to work hard and how to do actual research. I met my wife and fell in love with her my senior year. We've been married for 8 years+ now. Oh, and somewhere in the middle there I got explosed to computers and Linux. Since college I've worked as a software engineer in spite of the fact that I studied English most of the time.

      The point of all that. I entered college with nothing but pure achievement and "success" on my mind. I was completely off on how I was approaching my life at that point. I'm so thankful I had those 4 years and that environment as an incubator to figure out who I was, who I wanted to be and to become who I am today. I'm still changing and growing. It's not over by a long shot. But I sincerely feel like I did more growing in those 4 years than I did in my entire life up until then. And having fellow students, teachers and others in the same boat to share that experience not only helped me to learn how to socialize, but I believe that was a vital component to the growth I experienced.

      I would never trade it. Never. Student loans and everything.

    8. Re:What a shame by BunnyClaws · · Score: 2, Insightful

      College is going to be the only time in your life that you will be around that many woman between the ages of 18 and 22. The one thing you will learn is that gravity doesn't apply to college co-ed's. Once your in your 30's and in an I.T. office surrounded by other I.T. workers you will long for your college days. Even the nerdy co-ed's look better in college. Make it last as long as you can.

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    9. Re:What a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      College is going to be the only time in your life that you will be around that many woman between the ages of 18 and 22. The one thing you will learn is that gravity doesn't apply to college co-ed's. Once your in your 30's and in an I.T. office surrounded by other I.T. workers you will long for your college days. No problem. That's when you become the creepy old guy who hangs around the computer lab and hits on all the freshman girls.

    10. Re:What a shame by vistic · · Score: 1

      I'm sure his 18 to early or mid 20s will be full of just as much life experience and all that... it just won't be entirely in a university setting. He's still doing grad school, and I'm sure he has friends his age.

      In fact, with a job, more free time, and actual money, his early 20s might be full of a lot more experiences than most students. If I were him, I'd take time to travel the world.

      And he has something nifty to say about himself for the rest of his life.

    11. Re:What a shame by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1
      No problem. That's when you become the creepy old guy who hangs around the computer lab and hits on all the freshman girls.
      That should be fine as long as you don't whisper "mmm... Fresh Meat" under your breath as they pass by.
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    12. Re:What a shame by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      I'm so thankful I had those 4 years and that environment as an incubator to figure out who I was, who I wanted to be and to become who I am today.

      Sounds like your college experience was worthwhile. For me, and many I know, it was not. It did nothing to equip me for the real world or workforce. It felt like an extension of high school. I left college without knowing anything more about what I wanted to do than when I started. I am very successful now, but I am not doing what I studied in college. I hear basically the same thing from many others.

      As for this kid getting through in a year. Good for him. It sounds like he already knows what he wants to do. If he wants to skip the college experience and move on, good for him. He will still learn life's lessons.

  18. missing crack by MrSquirrel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So that's where neighbor's missing supply of crack went!
    Sounds a bit odd to me -- where I go to school, many of the course plans are layered, so you have to take a lot of pre-requisites... I don't know if he got them waived via AP credit or what, but even in my last two semesters (I graduate in May, hurrah) I'm still knee-deep in 400 level classes that I have to take before I can take other 400 level classes.

    Also, I think he missed the college experience. College doesn't teach you as much book-wise as it does real-life-wise: living on your own, those 3 a.m. conversations about philisophy with your friends, boobies... I'm taking 18 credit hours and working only 24 hours a week and I still have trouble finding time for fun... this kid is either a robot or has no social life (I don't "party" or drink, so I'm already "unsocial" to some people).

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  19. What he missed by Southpaw018 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay. 37 credits your spring semester. That's pretty much 9 AM to 5 PM in class, five days a week. Add in study time and prep time plus time to do assignemnts, and (judging by what I did carrying 15 credits at Penn State) he was working an additional 6+ hours a night, seven nights a week, for his classes. That's it. That was his life for a year.

    See, to me, college was about learning first and foremost, about obtaining a well-rounded academic education. The key here is "well-rounded." If you're literally spending 13-14 hours a day on class, what else are you doing? Nothing. That's not well-rounded. This kid missed out on everything that makes college, college. Friends, relaxing...hell, dorm floor-wide LAN matches in CS and UT99 (as in my case). Oh, and football. Sweet, sweet football. On the other hand, I can guarantee you that he did nothing but eat, sleep, work, and study.

    I'll take a party here and there and some video games, please. I would not do what this kid did, nor would I consider it, or consider letting my children (someday) do it. It's just flat out not worth it.

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    1. Re:What he missed by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I really think about it, thats most of what was expected in High School, that you spend all your days and nights in school or studying (not that is what I did, just what was expected). Continue this life for just one more extra year, and you've got 3 years left to party! Not a bad plan if you ask me! :)

    2. Re:What he missed by netsharc · · Score: 1

      The article did say he felt he had a lot more free time in college compared to highschool, where he hung out with friends and played games...

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    3. Re:What he missed by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm pissed that there's so much animosity towards people who choose to spend most of their studying. I admit, I know some self-hating schoolaholics (those who study all day just because they can't think of anything better to do). However, a lot of the people who "waste their lives" studying most of the day end up being people who submit dozens of patents every year, publish influential papers, and greatly expand the sphere of human knowledge and understanding.

      I don't think it's fair to say "it's not worth it," because to a lot of people, contributing something meaningful to society is far more important than self-gratification. Just because 95% of the people going to college think it is for their personal benefit does not mean the remaining 5% should share the same view.

      And hey, for the most part, I'm in your boat. I waste a lot of time playing video games, watching TV, and hanging out with friends. But I greatly admire those who choose to sacrifice all of that to come up with all of the innovations that allow us to live such a life of leisure. Those people deserve our respect, not our pity.

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    4. Re: What he missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "to me"

      Wow, it took 4 highly rated sanctimonious comments on the kid missing "something" to find someone who actually has enough brains to qualify it as their opinion.

      I don't agree with you, but you have a brain and are willing to use it, so I'm willing to grant you may have a point.

    5. Re:What he missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to Penn State too. If you are spending 24 hours a week on 15 credits, I have to think that your not the brightest student there. I took more and spent less time. I'm sure this kid was more efficient at work then I, and surely more efficient than you.

      Also, if you read the article, it indicates that he did have time for friends and games. So your guarantee is worthless. Thanks for playing.

      I hope your not in the CSE department. I mean people like you are why it has a reputation for graduating students that don't know how to program.

    6. Re:What he missed by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Oh, and football. Sweet, sweet football.

      Remember, we're talking about the University of Virginia. I don't think he missed much there.

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    7. Re:What he missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, that sounds like my school.

      And I'm not even taking any extra classes :o. I kid you not i have 40 hours of class a week.

    8. Re:What he missed by quisph · · Score: 1

      Parties have nothing to do with the "well-rounded" education that college is meant to provide. Otherwise, they would offer them for credit.

      Cut the guy some slack... The fact that partying might have been important to you does not mean that it's important to everyone, nor is it the only way to enjoy college. There's nothing wrong with being an introvert.

    9. Re:What he missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like medical school. But only for one year.

    10. Re:What he missed by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 1

      Not to be rude, but he wants to be a patent lawyer. How's that going to make the world a better place?

    11. Re:What he missed by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Cutting down jamrod patents like Amazon's "one click wonder" in a court of law?

    12. Re:What he missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      See, to me, college was about learning first and foremost, about obtaining a well-rounded academic education. The key here is "well-rounded." If you're literally spending 13-14 hours a day on class, what else are you doing? Nothing. That's not well-rounded. This kid missed out on everything that makes college, college. Friends, relaxing...hell, dorm floor-wide LAN matches in CS and UT99 (as in my case). Oh, and football. Sweet, sweet football. On the other hand, I can guarantee you that he did nothing but eat, sleep, work, and study.
      If only he'd followed your advice, he could have become a low-level IT grunt, too. Instead, he might make something of his life. Oh, the horror.
  20. Benefits of Brevity by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

    He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer."
    Let's just hope that his career is as short as his studies were.
  21. As a Fellow UVA alum... by chevman · · Score: 1

    I say well done. I too finished at UVa with a double major in Physics and Environmental Science. It took me 3 years, however I did have time to sample some of the other, uh, benefits and activities present in C'ville.

  22. All that work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and he want's to be a Patent Attorney? For a moment I thought he was going for the Stephen Hawkins understudy position. What a waste.

  23. Congratulations, commiserations by Netssansfrontieres · · Score: 1

    As economists are wont to say:
    On the one hand, this is surely one bright individual, congratulations and one wishes him well. The history of science, technology, etc., is replete with geniuses who graduated from college at such early ages. Perhaps this is another, budding in front of us.
    On the other ... at what price did this feat come? Universal experience says the price would have been huge pain. The history of science, technology, etc., is also replete with individuals who were so burnt out after the early trajectory that they never recovered.

    My recommendation: take a year off.

  24. Let him enter a PhD program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and he'll be even with rest of us slackers ...

  25. Too late for him by faspeed · · Score: 1

    Patent Lawyer. I see that he already joined the dark side!

  26. Patent Clerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk!
    Dr. Ray Stantz: Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?
    Dr. Peter Venkman: No.

  27. Another soul lost by brejc8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have spent some time demonstrating to undergrads engineering courses and several times I have seen some amazing students who take to the subject really well. They don't do perticulaly well in the other courses but they seem to enjoy this the course and they go beyond what is expected of them. Then at the end I ask them if they are going to do the engineering modules next year because they will be practically guaranteed top marks in those too and they say no because they want to: Write web pages for a living, Become lawers because they heard that pays well, Knows someone who works with Java and so will take only very soft modules (despite the fact that they failed the java module).
    This guy has some real potential, he could change the world, he could discover some fantastic advancements for the good of human kind, but no. He wants to be a lawyer.

    1. Re:Another soul lost by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Edison didn't get rich 'cause he was a brilliant inventor... The US patent system is really screwed up. Kudos if he can [help] fix it... but then again, I can be a software engineer with a lot of stress for $100/hr, or I can be a lawyer with a lot of golf time at $300/hr. Sounds like the kid knows his economics.

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    2. Re:Another soul lost by ferreth · · Score: 1

      This guy has some real potential, he could change the world, he could discover some fantastic advancements for the good of human kind, but no. He wants to be a lawyer.

      Yes! I was thinking to myself that this kid has potential in two of the areas in the world where he can do a lot of good: physics and math, - he might be one of the few brilliant enough to make significant advances in one of the field(s).

      He wants to be a patent lawyer?! I really hope this kid loses his fixation with money and starts thinking about research. His research project on acoustic chambers sounds interesting. Perhaps now that he finally will get some problems worthy of his intellect, he'll start to get the research bug and change to something to do some good in the world. Money will not be one of his problems he turns out to be as brilliant as his speedy degree would indicate.

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  28. I hope he's self-motivated. by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    If he's done all this at the behest of his family, I've no doubt the day will come when he'll stop and say "What the hell?!??!", followed by a year-long drunk.

    If, on the other hand, he's self-motivated, I hope he ends up with a wall of Nobels.

    I pray he doen't end up as a lawyer. Of course, if he does, it won't take him too long to realize that law is the process of chewing sawdust which thousands of others have already chewed over before him, and he'll depart post-haste.

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    1. Re:I hope he's self-motivated. by sjwest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he can do the lawyer thing in a year and then become an astronaut, and train driver after that.

  29. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  30. his secret.. by slashmojo · · Score: 1
    he is clearly a smart guys


    Ah ha! So he has a secret twin doing half the work! Pfft.. perhaps not so smart after all.. ;)

  31. It happens. by pergamon · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine graduated with two degrees (a double major in CS/Math, and another separate degree in Chemistry) in two years. While certainly impressive, not unprecedented.

  32. Degree in Physics and Mathmatics to become... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a patent lawyer?!? Anyone else out there screaming WTF? 37 hours in a semester or not, talk about a farking waste of time, regardless of how short it was.

  33. Wow, he did the exact opposite with his AP credits by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    as I did with mine. I intentionally stayed in college 6 years*(1.5 of those were spent doing internships) because I wanted to explore everything there was. My AP credits allowed me to get a lot of stuff out of the way so I could explore. I took an internship at a steel mill and worked at an R&D Lab in Japan. I majored in computer engineering and minored in math and Japanese, and actually took a lot of other classes that I didn't have to take because I thought they were interesting. I have something like 32 credits that don't really "count" as it were, for my degree. I am sure as hell glad I took them though because I will probably never get another chance to take a class in world music or Japanese literature.

    Those sure as hell don't help me on my job or in grad school next year, but I really felt like they helped me grow as a human being.

  34. 135? by aleksiel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    christ, i graduated with a single major (computer engineering) and i had to take 140 credits. all he had to take was 135 for two.

    where's my second degree? :(

    1. Re:135? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of his Physics and Math courses must have been applicable to both fields. I'm majoring in Chemical Engineering and to get a minor in Bioengineering only requires that I take a few extra courses as several of the required courses apply to both.

    2. Re:135? by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1

      Seriously! I go to Ohio State and I have to take 190 credit hours...

    3. Re:135? by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. How the hell did he accomplish a dual major with that few credits? Most schools require about 132 credits or so for just one major.

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    4. Re:135? by Gandul · · Score: 1

      It's interesting how radically different school programs are, my EE degree was 174 credits... no senior design project tho... I had to do a major designt project for EACH of my core classes. I'm still hard-pressed to find another school in the US that comes close to this requirements.

    5. Re:135? by powerlord · · Score: 1

      I know you're (hopefully) joking, but its something anyone going to college should keep in mind.

      The trick to most of this is what classes fulfill what "General Education Requirements" (or Core Requirements, or whatever your school calls them).

      A lot of times, the same class can be applied in multiple ways, so taking one class can be the equivalent of taking three. I used this idea to map out what classes I need/wanted to take when I first started school and it worked great. I ended up barely accumulating the minimum number of credits needed for a degree (120), and had the opportunity to finish fast, and take classes that I found interesting, since I knew how they could 'fit' in with what I had planned and what I needed.

      Bare in mind that some classes are only offered once a year (or less often), so grab the ones you 'need' when you can and keep updating the schedule every semester.

      With an extra 15 credits (think 5 classes), adding Physics on to a Computer Science/Engineering degree should be easy (things like Calculus and Number theory probably apply toward both leaving only the Physics specific classes to be taken). I was actually thinking about doing just that, but my wife convinced me it was time to get back to work :)

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    6. Re:135? by aleksiel · · Score: 1

      the same could be said for my major. computer and electrical for me were about 15-20 credits different. i could've had a double major in about 160 credits. point is that they were the same coursework, except for SOME of the senior year's stuff, and that still would've been 25 more credits than this kid with his double major.

    7. Re:135? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Indeed, even with overlapping course requirements I can't believe the university would let them be applied like that. At CMU there were limtis to applying one course to multiple requirements. As it was my major was Electrical and Computer Engineering and I took a minor in Robotics. Despite what would seem like a huge overlap in reqs between major and minor I ended up taking something like 5 extra courses because I couldn't apply some class credits to both my major and minor. The irony is that it would have been less work for me to get a 4 year BS/MS combined in ECE than to get the BS ECE w/Robotics. My salary may suffer slightly from that, but my robots do not regret the decision. :)

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    8. Re:135? by aleksiel · · Score: 1

      whats your point? i could've taken 15 more credits and double majored in electrical engineering OR math. this guy double majors with 15 credits LESS than what i had to take for just one major.

    9. Re:135? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even more interesting is what kind of college lets you transfer in 72 credits.

      I have transfered to two different schools in my life neither was willign to take more then 60 credits towards my degree.

    10. Re:135? by noSignal · · Score: 1

      140 here as well; but that's beside the point. I'm not impressed by someone who has no responsibilities other than school and can spend every waking moment studying or in class; that would have been a dream come true. Try working full time to pay for your mortgage/car/insurance/food/electricity/water/wife 's expensive stuff/etc. and graduating in FOUR years with two technical degrees; then I'll be impressed.

    11. Re:135? by hogfat · · Score: 1
      Seriously! I go to Ohio State and I have to take 190 credit hours...
      That's because you're on a quarter system, while UVa is on the semester system. Your courses are ~10 weeks long, instead of ~15.
    12. Re:135? by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Every college does these things differently. For instance, I'm a Mech E major at Carnegie Mellon University, and I am currintly carrying 49 credits this semester, which is about average. At the end of this semester I will have upwards of 140 credits. Each school has a different notion of what a credit is.

    13. Re:135? by powerlord · · Score: 1

      You said he finished with 135, which was 5 credits less than your 140.

      Most colleges require a minimum of 120 credits to grant an Undergraduate Degree.

      I'm assuming that the extra 20 credits were needed to fulfill all the "core requirements" that the college had.

      A lot of colleges let one class be used toward multiple requirements. i.e. you must take 1 "classical studies" class, 1 "writing intensive" at the advanced level, and 1 "gender studies class". Taking "Women in the Bible (writing intensive)" might cover all three.

      If the "main" degree only takes ~120 credits to finish, then tacking on 15 credits (his "135"), makes a second degree easy. Just like you said.

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    14. Re:135? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Hmm. My college specifically did not allow that combo. They also wouldn't allow CS minors for compEs.

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    15. Re:135? by aleksiel · · Score: 1

      and the entire point of my initial post was that it took me 20 more credits to get my single degree. 120 for his first, 140 for my first.

  35. What's the BAC on that? by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

    Now, the only thing that would be more amazing is if he did it drunk. 23 credit hours and beer. Now we're getting to godlike status...

  36. Extracurricular by otacon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently he didn't have enough time for a minor in female anatomy.

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    1. Re:Extracurricular by tool462 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear they offer that course on the internet.

    2. Re:Extracurricular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a good thing; I hear you can get arrested for studying female anatomy with minors.

    3. Re:Extracurricular by soren.harward · · Score: 1

      That's only the lecture portion, it's boring as hell, and you don't learn anything useful anyway. The lab sections are where it's at.

  37. That's because he's one smart mofo! by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    Here is someone obviously talented in mathematics and science. Someone who obviously is intelligent and can be readily a "qualified american" engineer.

    Yet, he chooses to go into law.


    He knows that's the fastest path to becoming extremely wealthy and financially independent. He's actually demonstrating that he's not stupid at all!!!!

    1. Re:That's because he's one smart mofo! by Zcar · · Score: 1

      I don't think the implication was that he wasn't smart. It was that there might be something wrong with the American system that someone so obviously qualified to be an Engineer, Physics researcher, etc. sees the smart choice as going into Law.

    2. Re:That's because he's one smart mofo! by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he just likes debate, etc, and thus wants to go into a field where argument is pretty much mandatory.

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  38. A new Einstein by Ougarou · · Score: 0
    in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer.
    He probably wants to work in a patent office like Albert Einstein. From Wikipedia: Einstein clashed with authority and resented the school regimen. So currently Banh is the oposite of Einstein in some sense.

    Now Einstein "descovered" relativity, so Banh will discover "speedivity" (the faster you go, the more likely you are to come full circle)??

  39. Breaking news: US high schools aren't challenging! by nitroamos · · Score: 1

    This just in: many high school aged students have to go to college to be challenged!! They have to go to college to learn what they should have in high school! More at 11!!

    At 11: This just in, many US colleges {can be|are} easy too!! Students have to get advanced degrees to learn what they should have in college!!

  40. As my undergraduate advisor said by monopole · · Score: 2, Funny

    About one of my friends with a Math/Comp.Sci./Pol.Sci. who went on to be a very good patent attorney. "How anybody who understands math would go into law!"

  41. No fair. by Sparr0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I envy him coming from a school system that allowed him to get 72 AP credits. My high school, and every alternative within an hours drive, offered a grand total of SIX AP courses (including Music Theory, wtf?). They required you to take the class before you could take the test. And every one of them had pre-requisites within the normal high school curriculum, making all 6 an impossible combination.

    I am also a bit skeptical about getting through all of college in what amounts to, at most, 5 'layers' of prerequisites, and that would be assuming he brought in two courses worth of AP credits in a particular subject (common at most institutions, a 5 on my AP Calculus exam got me credit for Calc I and Calc II), took another level of course in the fall and spring, and then took the final one as his single 3-hour summer course. All 3 of th universities I have attended had pre-requisite trees deeper than that for almost any normal degree, and more of them than would fit in his schedule anyways.

    1. Re:No fair. by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Was there a dual enrollment option with a local community college? Where I am, students can do their last 2 years of highschool here at the comm. college, and actually graduate with an AA a few weeks before graduating high school.

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    2. Re:No fair. by rk · · Score: 1

      "SIX AP courses (including Music Theory, wtf?)"

      Speaking as a guy who took two years of music theory and composition in college, "what do you mean, wtf?" Music theory is not a breeze or a blow-off class, and there are definitely right and wrong answers.

    3. Re:No fair. by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying anything about about the course itself. The 'wtf' is that it was among the 6 selected to be offered. In terms of popularity, average appeal, and educational usefulness, I couldn't see having music theory in any list shorter than 20 AP offerings.

    4. Re:No fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly you are in the majority with that sentiment. Music should be a MUCH bigger part of an education, equal to core classes, if not performing then at least analyzing it.

    5. Re:No fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you got to build JS Bach's Cathedral... =P

    6. Re:No fair. by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      My best friend and I in high school chose two different paths. First off, I made the mistake of not asking for the AP versions of CHemistry, Physics, and COmputer Science in 10th grade and instead just took the regular honors versions of them. I did have AP Calc and AP American History that year. That's only because they wouldn't let me take AP Calc in 8th grade. I went to college the next year at age 16 at PSU on full scholarship, with 10 credits (of which only 7 actually counted towards the degree (Aerospace Engineering) and took it easy and graduated at age 19 after 4 years of college (birthday in the summer) with 145 credits. My friend ended up with 10 or 11 AP courses during high school (He skipped maybe 2 that the high school offered), went on a full ride to Carnegie Mellon, and finished with a Math/Comp Sci degree and a Music minor. Which way is better? Who knows? If it works out the way you wanted, it's the right way. By the way, with all those AP courses he was a lock for Valedictorian...until the school changed how the scoring went, late in his senior year, so that a Lawyer's daughter got Valedictorian and my friend got Salutatorian. If I had stayed in high school, the powers that be would have had a much tougher time trying to fix the results. Since I was poor, and the front runner when I left high school, it would have made for a very interesting senior year.

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    7. Re:No fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Music theory is not a breeze or a blow-off class, and there are definitely right and wrong answers."


      High school music theory, even "AP" music theory, is not much like the music theory you and I took in a real conservatory or college music program. It covers, in a year, about the first month or two of what someone would take in an undergraduate program. So really, AP music theory seems to be for kids who don't plan to really study much music but want to seem more "well-rounded", or to have 6 AP's instead of 5.

  42. Of all the majors to choose by Hahnsoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The double major in Physics and Math is a pretty smart choice, if I were to "twink" my college education like that. Most institutions allow AP credit to qualify for non-major related prerequisites (so you can focus on the "good stuff" instead of all that well-rounded stuff) and thus most of his high school AP credits may apply. A typical Math and/or Physics degree focuses on multiple subdisciplines that can be studied concurrently rather than in sequence. And, of course, a person with an aptitude in Math will find the coursework easy to digest and easy to take tests for (which inevitably involve solving problems rehashed in the coursework rather than coming up with novel solutions or proofs). In other words, if I was powerleveling through college (which is what he did), that's probably the route I would have taken.
     
    Of course, with this current toon, I took the other route and only had 12 credit hour semesters and took a lot of extra-curricular cultural classes in music, literature, and sociology. Sometimes life is better when you stop and smell the roses.

  43. Meet the posthuman by Cybert4 · · Score: 1

    That's nice. With brain implants we could learn this much in a day. Eventually, a few nanoseconds. The singularity means this guy will be old news quick. Too bad.

  44. TJHSST Represent! by sH4RD · · Score: 1

    Word.

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    1. Re:TJHSST Represent! by kalirion · · Score: 1

      FTA: By his second year in high school, he was taking three AP classes. "I sort of got a little addicted to it," he said. At TJ, he was taking more AP classes than any other sophomore that year, so, he figured, why not do it again next year?

      For those who don't know, Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a public magnet school in VA that you have to pass a test to get into. Unless things have changed recently, over a quarter of the TJ graduating class tends to head to UVA (and maybe 8-10% to Virginia Tech). I've always wondered about that, seems a bit lazy to me.

      Anyway, based on the students who go to TJ, I find it really hard to believe that he was the only one in his class sophomore year (out of 400, +/- transferees and dropouts) who was taking 3 AP courses. But maybe it was just a bad year.

    2. Re:TJHSST Represent! by drunkrussian · · Score: 1

      I graduated TJ a year before David - got a 1550 on my SATs (750 Verbal, 800 Math), a 3.5 GPA (which was VERY low by TJ standards...my advisor, the same Vicki Doff who was David Bahn's advisor, was always talking to me about that), and did original research in military simulation for the Department of Defense my junior and senior years. I also got my pilot's license during this time. I took 7 AP classes, and 3 tests I did not take the classes for.

      I was rejected by Brown, Rice, and the University of Chicago. I was deferred (effectively rejected) by UVA. I was easily in the bottom quarter of my class at TJ.

      Going to TJ does not improve your chances of getting into college...Princeton and MIT cannot accept 250 people from one school. UVA has even reduced the numbers of TJ students accepted in recent years. If I had simply been trying to maximze the best college I could get into, I would in hindsight not have attended TJ.

      By the way, what David Bahn did - ridiculous by any standard. People thought I was crazy for having 39 credits coming in!

  45. The light that burns twice as bright... by dave562 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...burns half as long? I worry about people who are so task oriented. I bet the guy gets anxious when he isn't working towards a deadline and has some free time.

    1. Re:The light that burns twice as bright... by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

      it seems like too many people here are judging him because he whizzed through university, yet nobody actually knows anything about him. don't judge him based on this alone, you may be completely wrong.

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  46. What happened before college? by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the coursework was that unchallenging to him, how did it take him until he was 18 to get through high school?

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    1. Re:What happened before college? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, he was taking AP classes for four years.

    2. Re:What happened before college? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Age restrictions. Most high schools won't let you graduate before turning 18, and most colleges won't let you matriculate before you turn 18.

    3. Re:What happened before college? by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Really? My high school certainly has let through a few 17 year olds in the past few years (myself included) and my university certainly has a lot of people coming in at 16 and 17 from all over the country. Where are these schools that you speak of?

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    4. Re:What happened before college? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Troll

      I might be wrong about the universities, but I'm pretty sure about high schools. Most high schools don't allow students to graduate until age 18, with the exception of a few truly superb students. Oftentimes they actually set up their requirements and class prerequisites in order to maintain this situation.

    5. Re:What happened before college? by masterzora · · Score: 1

      Well, my point wasn't about universities (using a single data point), but about the high schools (for which I have many more data points).

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    6. Re:What happened before college? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally wrong, MANY 17 year olds graduate merely because they are a bit younger than the "normal" age. And there are others that graduate even earlier.

  47. Let Him Loose by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

    I'd normally fall back on to the liberal arts idea of developing a human mind with a broad variety of ideas and methods, and the idea of an undergraduate education not being simply a checklist of requirements to meet, but with a guy like this you just have to stand back and let him run. I'd be very sad to hear that at some point he'd burnt himself out and decided to retreat to a Hemp Farm/Spiritual Awakening retreat in Eugene. Fast burners like him just need to be managed as little as possible.

    Maybe someday he'll decide to write a UNIX/MINIX clone...

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  48. my freshman year stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bagged 28 different chicks my first semester, and 14 different chicks my second semester - thats 42 different chicks I banged my first year.

    I got laid an average of 8.2 times per week (ok, I counted total lays here, not lays by a different chick).

    Can anyone match those stats?

    1. Re:my freshman year stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wilt Chamberlain.
      Note: he's dead now

  49. The Doug Adams Approach by Chas · · Score: 1

    He was later lynched by other college underclassmen who had been going to class for years, who finally worked out that what they really couldn't stand was a smart-ass.

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    THANK GOD!!!
  50. Meth by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 2, Funny

    No doubt this guy has made some lucky meth dealer rich enough to retire.

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  51. No Good Reason to do this by dlevitan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After reading the article, I felt like I had a similar sort of high school experience as him (though not as crazy as him). I came to college with 48 AP credits, plus 8 from college courses. Technically speaking, I could've graduated in a year or two. But there's no point.

    First, the physics/mathematics combination is not hard to do. At least where I went to school a physics major only needed a few more classes to get a math degree (because so much was required for physics). Second, I don't think one can truly appreciate physics by doing it all in one year. I doubt he took very many advanced courses. I learned a lot in intro physics (I had AP credit, but declined it to take an honors intro course) that I never learned in high school. And it always takes me a while to truly appreciate a subject. Not just one year. Plus I doubt he got much research experience in.

    I'm sure he's a smart person and talented, but there are plenty of people like that out there. If he had tried doing that at a place like Caltech or MIT, I doubt it would've worked. Plus I actually enjoyed taking distribution classes because they gave me an interesting perspective I hadn't known before. In fact, I wish I had taken more of them.

    Regardless, if you're thinking of doing this, don't. If you're that smart, go to a better school, spend the money, and be really challenged like this guy never was.

    1. Re:No Good Reason to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there is for him and most immigrants that has very little money to go to colleage with. He wants to graduate as fast as possible since every year he takes it cost more. With scholarships, grants and other non-payback finanical aid would help but nowadays they just barely cover cost of tution. This will put a BIG crimp in you social life for an year but now he has three years of social life with undergraduate schedule.

    2. Re:No Good Reason to do this by khallow · · Score: 1

      First, the physics/mathematics combination is not hard to do. At least where I went to school a physics major only needed a few more classes to get a math degree (because so much was required for physics). Second, I don't think one can truly appreciate physics by doing it all in one year. I doubt he took very many advanced courses. I learned a lot in intro physics (I had AP credit, but declined it to take an honors intro course) that I never learned in high school. And it always takes me a while to truly appreciate a subject. Not just one year. Plus I doubt he got much research experience in.

      Let's summarize the economic advantages: a) the hard core route proves he is the best of the best and he's spent money for only one year, say 10-15k USD, or b) the elite school route proves he is in the top 1% or so (grade metrics are pretty iffy when you're that good), he pays at least 20k per year for 3-4 years (60-80k minimum), and is 2-3 years behind. I think the strategy is sound when you have the high level of ability, desire, and will to pull it off. If he goes on to a top graduate school (as apparently he plans to do), then the status of his undergraduate university doesn't matter any more.

      Second, even the best undergraduate university has weak research opportunities compared to graduate school. You have to take some graduate level courses in either math or physics to really understand most current research. Namely, you learn a lot to get that degree, but it's not enough for cutting edge research in most fields. I guess that many students at his level would take graduate level courses (probably what you mean by "advanced courses"). There's still some meat at the education level of an upperclassman, but it takes some work to find. Internships are a different story. Getting work experience in the real world is extremely valuable.
    3. Re:No Good Reason to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he had tried doing that at a place like Caltech or MIT, I doubt it would've worked.

      It wouldn't work with engineering in general, and even math/physics at an engineering school (regardless of name) is doubtful. After looking at the list of AP exams, I found a maximum of 11 courses worth of material offered in math/science/cs; everything else was humanities and social science. Comparing the list to my degree requirements (EE), I had a maximum of 16 courses that could have been replaced with AP credit (only if the scores were 4 or 5 and the administration approved the credit), some of which were less applicable to my major than ones they would have replaced. If the administration elected not to allow AP credit to count for the entire humanities requirement, that maximum would probably drop to somewhere around 12 for a degree requiring 45 courses worth of credit. Assuming that 16 courses of AP credit were approved, even with the kind of courseload he had (assuming three credit hours per course), it would still take a second year with a normal full courseload to complete the degree. All of this would require course offerings and projects to line up properly with absolutely no delays. All I can figure is that either the school wasn't too particular about the courses used for credit (which had to be the case to some degree to accept that much AP credit), math and physics don't have many courses that need to be taken sequentially, or this kid is a super genius (probably a combination of all three).

      As impressive as it is to have accomplished something like this, I can't see this as something to be emulated. What do you really get out of this kind of education? Sure it was fast and cheap, but you usually only get one shot at your undergraduate education. If you miss out on opportunities to learn about key concepts or related areas, you might find yourself unprepared for the future. Now, maybe this kid can learn anything quickly and won't have a problem when that happens, but a lot of it will be concepts layered on top of concepts layered on top of concepts. The path to build the knowledge you are lacking may be difficult to find when you get too far ahead. How much of the material does he truly understand? Does he pick up the concepts quickly or just test well? How does he perform in a group project under real-world conditions (problems at every turn, unreasonable management, partners who are little better than dead weight, etc.)? One year of college isn't enough to even learn where your weaknesses are, much less correct them. If he's just perfect, then good for him, keep up the good work, best of luck. If he isn't, he could be headed for a serious meltdown, especially with the high expectations that will surely come from his accomplishments.

  52. Tradgedy by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1
    He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer.
    NNOOOOO-OOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Gone to the Dark Side young Banh has.
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  53. It's all about his high school... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and I would know, because I went there.

    Although I completed my college degree in the normal four years, the overriding academic attitude there is one of drastic over-achievement. That many AP credits, although high, is far from an absurd accomplishment there. I even had a friend who, after graduating, went into a master's program in physics (while simultaneously doing a bachelors in english).

    Of course, on the flip side, I also have friends who burned out and started their own businesses.

  54. Whoa, 37 credits by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    Do the words "get a life" mean anything? I've known plenty of workaholics and video game addicts, but this is the first time in the last 15 years I've had the urge to tell someone that.

  55. The problem is... by Quaoar · · Score: 1

    ...that *everyone* entering college should be taking AP classes. That way, you wouldn't have remedial courses that students would just opt out of, and you can jump right into the nasty stuff. Beginning college English and Math should be for a small minority who don't pass the proper AP classes. Since high schools seem to be doing a lot of what colleges used to do, doesn't it make sense that colleges should start at a higher level? Wouldn't it be nice to accelerate learning a bit?

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  56. CounterPoint: Not Gonna Be Rich by Nedrick_Flanders · · Score: 1

    Patent Law does not pay out like other legal specialties.
    Boom.
    Done.

    PS: Does Captain Nerdburger have the social skills to interact with lesser humans and effectively part them from their money? Or will he be squirrelled away in some IT giant's back office combing through abstracts?

    1. Re:CounterPoint: Not Gonna Be Rich by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 0
      Patent Law does not pay out like other legal specialties.

      If he starts his own firm and gets himself a few patent slaves..um, agents, to do all the work for him, then he will do very well indeed.

  57. I hate to point it out but... it's an american uni by QX-Mat · · Score: 0, Troll

    The American education system has a large potential, but sadly, "grad school" and ivry league 2nd degrees are whats pushing it down... what I mean to say is, it's not exactly hard performing well at a US university when British A2 exams and the IB compete with it - 3 years earlier!

    I'm starting my MSc this week.

    Matt

  58. I wish by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    I wish I would have gone to the University of Virginia. The college I went to would not let you skip or test out of a class for the first 2 years. It was boring and tedious with lots of stuff I could have tested out of. Then I changed my major from something I knew (CS) to something I did not know. If I have to pay for the time I decided I had better learn something :)

    Now I work in CS and my degree is worthless in my career. At least I had fun!

  59. Flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oof, must be some really touchy lawyers modding in this thread. Probably the usual PR shills/lawyers/lobbyists that troll the board looking to earn their pay for being political/corporate apologists.

  60. You're all wrong. by Fysiks+Wurks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy hasn't missed the point of going to college. He got it right. He's taking advantage of the TIME VALUE OF MONEY. Facing the extreme price increases in tuition why not take as many transferable AP classes as you can. Then if you get someone else to pay for your collage that's even better. And instead of wasting 4 years of valuable time (where you could be making money instead of forking it over the university, landlords, beer vendors, or pot dealers you can get on with life and start doing what you want. The more you earn/invest today, the better off you will be tomorrow. The less debt you have today, the more you will have tomorrow.

    Universities have become a money making shell game...they require you to take a load of irrelevant course work (to broaden your horizons) at over $300/credit then they offer limited sections of these classes which delays your graduation a semester or two. Yeah, the university has your educational interests at heart.

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    1. Re:You're all wrong. by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 0
      This guy hasn't missed the point of going to college. He got it right.

      Amen. They sell you the "college experience" and then load you up with tons of debt. Get your degree quick and get on with your life!

    2. Re:You're all wrong. by SQLGuru · · Score: 1
      The less debt you have today, the more you will have tomorrow.


      Ain't that the truth. If your credit cards aren't maxed out today, they'll up your limit and the wife will see something she just "HAS" to have. And then lo and behold, more debt tomorrow than you had today. Keep those suckers maxed out and the wife can't run them up any higher.

      Layne
    3. Re:You're all wrong. by gorrepati · · Score: 1

      May be time is money. But hell, MONEY IS'NT TIME. One would never get this time back!

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    4. Re:You're all wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You truly are a boring individual.

  61. Missed opportunities. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was going to say the exact same thing.

    Racing through college like that just seems like wasted opportunities galore. Not only for the social interaction, which he almost certainly didn't get, but to take all sorts of other classes.

    There are whole fields of study that I never would have had any clue about, except that I saw them in a course catalog when I was an undergrad and thought "what the hell, I'll take it." Economics, for example, is now a big interest of mine, and there's no way I would have taken it, if I had been just trying to bang out the minimum graduation requirements.

    I wish this guy the best, but I think he's driving too hard and too fast for specialization. Even for a patent attorney, having some concept for things outside your area of interest is a good idea. That doesn't mean you need to take twelve credits of Underwater Basketweaving, just that there are a lot of things that you can learn about (particularly a big school like UVA), and it's a shame to pass up those opportunities, as they're rather difficult to come by later.

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    1. Re:Missed opportunities. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh please. This kid just whizzed through college using precious little time and none of his own capital. I guarantee you that he understands more about economics than you do. Now this kid can pursue his own interests with his degree already in hand and the opportunities that come with a degree and a story that clearly manifests a strong work ethic.

      While you (and I) are floating through life trying to figure out what it is that we want, this kid is setting goals and achieving them. Even if his master plan isn't 100% perfect he's gotten his degree in a fifth of the time that it takes most people. He could spend the next 3 years backpacking in Peru and still be ahead.

      Good for him.

    2. Re:Missed opportunities. by JBradley · · Score: 5, Informative

      I saw an interview with him last night on the local news. One thing mentioned in the interview (that wasn't discussed in the article) is that a primary motivation for him to finish school so quickly was a desire not to burden his parents or himself with any debt. He has younger brothers (can't remember the exact number) and didn't want the cost of his education to negatively effect their ability to go later. I am sure he missed out on a lot of the "college experience" but with the cost of tuition nowadays, not sure I blame his desire to get it over with as quickly/cheaply as possible.

    3. Re:Missed opportunities. by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      Well, it did say that he double majored in Math and Physics so he did explore those areas. As with all colleges I'm sure the University of Virginia requires some electives. I guess he just did it really fast. 37 unites in the spring? Unreal!

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    4. Re:Missed opportunities. by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Not only did he miss out on the college experience, it sounds like he must have missed the high school experience as well.

    5. Re:Missed opportunities. by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny
      a strong work ethic

      Yeah well, you know the old saying: "All work and no play makes Jack die frozen and alone in a giant hedge-maze."

      -Eric

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    6. Re:Missed opportunities. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      I don't know how long it's been since you were in college, but from the time when I was in college, there wasn't much chance to branch out anymore. In fact, to be honest, my time at college was spent fufiling requirements rather than branching out. Sure I needed 21 hours of electives, but each elective had to come from a different subject area (Art, Religion, History, Literature, Politics etc) and even then I could only choose from a small subset of those courses (and forget about cognitive thought or perception, you need the first two levels of psych to do that and there's only one Philosophy course you're allowed to take. Personaly, I think that he's better off now, doing what I eventualy did. Get a job to pay the bills and build up work experience, and take your time learning and branching at a comunity college where they actualy care about your education and not "molding" you into a well rounded individual.

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    7. Re:Missed opportunities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And working and taking it slowly for 4 years doing 8 hours a semester wouldn't have done the same thing? I'm sure you could find a job part time that could pay for living expenses, as it seems pretty apparent he had tuition covered. He completely missed a large point of college.

      Personally, I transfered in 75 hours between dual credit and AP tests, but I'm taking 4 years to finish (double major, double minor) at 12 hours/semester so I can have fun and relax. My parents told me how much they were going to spend on college for me before I went, with whatever I didn't spend I got to keep and whatever I overspent I would take out in loans. I consider it well worth the loss of about 20k to take 4 years instead of cramming it into 2.5 or less.

    8. Re:Missed opportunities. by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      While you (and I) are floating through life trying to figure out what it is that we want, this kid is setting goals and achieving them.

      The problem is that nobody can determine what goals work best for them without a period of "floating". If you're single-mindedly working your ass off without taking in the world around you, how can you know all that life has to offer?

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    9. Re:Missed opportunities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the /. crowd start to value social interactions so much? How many of us really spend time interacting with friends(not through the web) and not spend time surfing or with our videogames??
      I wish I was somewhat a geek like the guy in the article..

    10. Re:Missed opportunities. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, that's just plain crap. Assuming that college courses are the "core" part of the college experience then this kid was able to experience five years worth of college in one year and for the princely sum of $200. Unless your "goals" revolve around "wine, women, and song" you'd be hard pressed to say that you would be better off spending more time goofing around in college. This kid basically has a four year head start on everyone else that went into UVA at the same time he did. What's more, he apparently has a new goal, and a new set of sponsors that are willing to pay for that goal. Even if the new goal doesn't turn out to be his life long ambition he'll be miles ahead of the "floaters" that simply follow the course of least resistance. Floaters often find out that they have made a wrong turn. It just takes them longer to realize it. After five years of college they start thinking that perhaps they should have gone to a technical school.

      Heck, I'd even bet that having a degree makes it easier for this kid to meet girls.

    11. Re:Missed opportunities. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, if he's a patent lawyer he might have to actually be able to understand the patents, which requires Math and Physics. And a degree in one or the other is required for a patent lawyer--so he just saved 3 years of his life.

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    12. Re:Missed opportunities. by PantsWearer · · Score: 1

      Generally, AP credits remove electives. They're the ones that cover your basic English, math, science, and history courses. I doubt he took anything except courses required for his majors.

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  62. Patent Lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your ambition is to become a patent lawyer, clearly you have no idea what a patent lawyer actually does.

  63. So how does that even work? by mdarksbane · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What math/physics degree allows you to graduate with only 120 credits, 72 of them things that can even be counted from AP exams?

    My engineering degree took 200 credit hours, including about 45 that I entered college with. Taking 37 hours in a semester would save you... half a year over my normal course load.

    I mean, so AP can cover your intro pretty much everything... meaning that few of his classes were actually something high level AKA possibly challenging? I had a year and a half worth of math courses beyond what you can get with all possible AP credits.

    I mean, awesome for him... but what the heck is the university even teaching in a degree that short?

    1. Re:So how does that even work? by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

      Some Universities have lower standards for Math degrees than others. My guess is that he was a brilliant guy, but (for whatever reason) didn't get good scholarships to the schools he wanted to go to. Instead, he went to a school (for free) that had low requirements where he could graduate in a year for (but not learn as much). Sure, his B.S. degrees may not be worth as much as if he got it from a better school, but once he gets his master's degree people won't care where he got his B.S.

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    2. Re:So how does that even work? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you're going for a PhD it's not really a bad idea. Get the stuff out of the way.

    3. Re:So how does that even work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got my math degree with only 120 credits. That was from UC Berkeley, which has one of the best math departments in the world. A friend of mine there did a double major in math and physics, also needing only 120 credits (I chickened out from doing the same since the physics major had a chemistry requirement:). Not trying to be a snob, but I've since noticed that 1 credit at Berkeley is much more intensive than 1 credit at most schools. In general, I don't think you can treat the number of credits required to graduate at different schools the same. BTW, at many schools (like Berkeley) the degrees you earn in math and physics will be a B.A., not a B.S.

    4. Re:So how does that even work? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, must just be different between schools.

      There was a BA version of my major... but it was really kind of gimp compared to the engineering one.

      It's not really the number of credit hours that amazes me, but the percentage that could be got through AP credit. There's no way I could pull >half of my education from AP credit. That's spending more than half of your education on basic calc and general introduction classes. But I guess it might be different in an major where fewer of your more "general knowledge" requirement were actually engineering specific, instead of just "take another history course."

  64. HURRY !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my math Ph.D. program we had a student the didn't complete his undergraduate degree because he was in a hurry to get to his real studies. Funny thing is, he didn't complete his high school program because he was in a hurry to get to college. I asked him if he was worried about completing his Ph.D., and he said it was either that or his G.E.D.!

  65. All I have to say is... by Kamineko · · Score: 1
    Gosh... great... wonderful. Good for him.


    This isn't really news for nerds, y'know.

  66. I is a VA graduate too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I double majored in plumbing and genetics. My final test was easy:

    What is only thing you need to know about plumbing: Shit stinks and water runs down hill.

    Describe a kissing cousin: Shoot! I'd kiss them all

  67. Being a patent lawyers requires a technical degree by maddogsparky · · Score: 1
    Lots of comments here along the lines of "what a waste of an engineering background..."

    In order to take the patent bar, an applicant must have at least a bachelors degree in a technical field. It seems to me that math or physics is probably the route he could take with the lease dependencies between classes to get it all done in a year. As to whipping through college too fast, at least he can get paid for the research he is doing as a masters student.

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  68. More work = more discipline by Yeechang+Lee · · Score: 1
    Amazing feat. 37 credits in a single semester?!? Interestingly, the semester I took 22 credits (Columbia requires 124 credits for a non-engineering undergraduate degree, similar to Virginia's 120) in seven classes was the one with my highest GPA. Having that much work on the plate forces discipline, whether you like it or not.

    Another neat case is that of venture capitalist Steve Jurvetson. Let me quote from his online biography:
    At Stanford University, he finished his BSEE in 2.5 years and graduated #1 in his class, as the Henry Ford Scholar.
    Stanford, which uses the quarter system and thus requires 180 credits to graduate, permits no more than 20 credits per quarter. 8 quarters (i.e., two years and two more quarters) X 20 credits = 160, still a quarter short. According to a 1999 New York Times Magazine article on the guy, Jurvetson figured out how to sign up for and take more classes than allowed. If I recall correctly, on each quarter's registration cards he penciled in fewer credit hours for each class than its true worth, so the registration computer--which presumably watched for students who penciled in too many credits--wouldn't notice. Isn't that awesome? (And, unfortunately, something that Stanford's Axess completely-automated system won't allow today.)
  69. More informative article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gives more of his justification. Including the good and bad IMO.

    http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle_print.asp?I D=27010&pid1443

  70. One thing's for sure... by Clever7Devil · · Score: 2, Funny

    He obviously doesn't play World of Warcraft.

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    1. Re:One thing's for sure... by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's probably a macroer.

  71. Let me guess ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The drinking age in 19 in Virginia?

  72. getting laid by viking2000 · · Score: 1

    The article did not mention how many times he got laid in college.
    Or how much beer drank, or how many...

  73. Hey you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    NERRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!

  74. Thomas Jefferson H.S. by bziman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I knew, the second I saw the headline, that it was a TJ grad. I could have easily spent another year at TJ after my senior year, and learned a hell of a lot more than I did during my first year (or two) of college. In fact, in my time at TJ (where I specialized in Physics), I learned more about computer science in passing than I have at the two universities I've attended for most of the past ten years (including a CS degree).

    I'll be the first one to admit that chances are he missed out on a lot of fun college life, but sometimes you just have to do something "because you can". He's smart, and I'm sure he'll spend the next three or four years in grad school and law school, and he'll find time to have a little bit of fun while he's at it.

    Congratulations to him, and remember, just because he's smarter than you (academically) is no reason to try and take away from his accomplishments just to make you feel better about yourself.

    --brian, TJ '96

    1. Re:Thomas Jefferson H.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all these specialized high schools. Must be nice. To even get into advanced placement courses one had to AP in EVERY course. You missed one, too bad no AP for you. This kid took the tests and not the class, wish that was an option. I tried that route (back in the 80's) and was told one had to take the class in order to take the test.

      I wonder if his 'professors' actually made him work. I had professors that if you did not do the work (readings, homework, programming, etc), you failed the tests. You had to apply what you were learning. Brain dumps would not work. Then again it is UVA, once your in, you have to do something really really bad to get kicked out.

      I wonder how much he really knows. He remonds me of a brain dumper. He studys and remembers a lot of stuff to pass the tests, but he cannot apply this to real world things. Then again with the patent lawyer, great memory, can't apply anything, perfect fit.

    2. Re:Thomas Jefferson H.S. by cwgmpls · · Score: 1

      What's the point of having a high school that teaches college-level classes? Why not just hand these kids their H.S. diploma after 10th or 11th grade and send them onto college, where they obviously belong? Isn't this Thomas Jeferson H.S. nothing more than a college posing as a high school and soaking up K-12 education dollars?

      I'd much rather have my K-12 tax dollars being spent making sure all 3 and 4 year olds are getting prepared for school than holding the hands of smart (and lucky) 10th graders who should be off, on their own, in college by now.

    3. Re:Thomas Jefferson H.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're assuming that the professors at UVA hand out grades to those who do not complete the coursework, (as you're implying), then you really don't have the liberty to talk about UVA. Are you a student here? Have you sat in on those classes? Please let me know if you have, because I'm assuming that you have not. Ranked the second best public school in the nation is no easy feat, and (this might surprise you), that title is not handed out to those who do not meet the standards required.

      "Then again it is UVA, once your in, you have to do something really really bad to get kicked out". I could pick this apart gramatically or syntactically, but I don't have to. You're just proving your own ignorance and jealousy, which is reflected in your belief that this kid's degree was unearned. Just because you aren't as academically inclined does not give you the right to pick on those who are.

  75. College without classes by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    You call it "wasted," I call it "some of the best times I ever had."

    (shrug) All depends on what there is to do and who else is around, I guess. I used to hang out with this old, cranky, brilliant, and thoroughly entertaining physics professor; he'd help me with projects in the lab in return for mowing his lawn.

    Given what time on some of the equipment I used costs, not to mention materials that I might-or-might-not-have used, that was probably the most lucrative lawn-mowing I'll ever do.

    I firmly belive that at least 60% of my learning in college took place outside of classes. And a non-trivial amount of that happened in pubs. But that's another story.

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  76. Oh great by Wordsmith · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh great, so now we're going to have a SUPER-HUMAN patent lawyer. He must be stopped!

  77. An ideal candiate... by Fr05t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just imagine how fast this guy will blow through the McDonald's training materials! He's got Assistant night shift supervisor written all over him...

  78. Sounds Like fun .... Not by slashdotet · · Score: 1

    This guys doesn't sound like someone I would want a a friend or boyfriend. Who would relate to him. I would be worried about complaing about things that find hard or taxing. I know he's school smart but is he street smart and is he able to relate to people his own age at people at all ? I hope he takes some downs time to learn about life and connect with the people around him or else he will end up living a loney life with nutting but his "work" to keep him company.

    Nice kid I wish him well
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  79. Stupid by DancesWithBlowTorch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's assume for a moment that this guy is actually brilliant, not just cramming stuff (which should be hard in a Maths course, but I don't know how the courses at this university are organised). Then the fact that he wants to be an attorney shows what a horribly shallow personality he must have.

    I mean, a true genius would be eager to use his cognitive abilities for the advancement of mankind. Start an academic career, change the way we think about the world. Live in fancy old College rooms, sip on a glass of Port, write thoughtful books.

    No, he doesn't want to do that. He wants to earn a lot of money. How sad.

    1. Re:Stupid by Isotopian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All the real geniuses have realized how pointless it is to try to help people who don't know what they want.
      So they just want to chill instead.

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    2. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he wants to become a second Einstein, fast.

    3. Re:Stupid by flynt · · Score: 1

      Why is an academic career the only way to change the world? He should be doing what makes him happiest. Law can be a very academic career, too. Like science, it has a rich history and can be appreicated for more than just a well paying job. Also, he's 18 now? How many people end up doing what they think they want to do at age 18?

    4. Re:Stupid by crawling_chaos · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I mean, a true genius would be eager to use his cognitive abilities for the advancement of mankind.
      Right. Because no lawyer has ever done anything to advance mankind.
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    5. Re:Stupid by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "No, he doesn't want to do that. He wants to earn a lot of money. How sad."

      I hope you weren't being overly serious about this...

      I mean, basically in today's society, the only way you really can be happy...is to have money and plenty of it!! If you have enough money, you can afford to have time to yourself, to study things that please you. You can afford to travel, meet new people and see new things. And, let's face it...as a guy with wealth, you make up a lot for not having looks when it comes to attracting women, not just gold diggers, but, just about any woman is interested in a guy that has $$ and can support them and a family.

      If you're wanting to go that 'family' route, get married and have kids....well, what do the stats show is the most common thing to cause marital problems? Yup....money.

      Money may not buy you happiness, but, it sure makes miseray a lot easier to deal with.

      Yup...I"m sorry to say..for the most part, you DO need money to be happy...it is the one thing that does enable you to purchase and live in a manner that gives you freedom to do more as you please, and doing things that please you is what happiness is, is it not?

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    6. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a glass of Port is not the saint grial of intelligence.
      Getting much money while barely having to work (or not at all) is ... as it's proven that only a handful in manking can.
      now i would not call that sad, but brilliant.

    7. Re:Stupid by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      It depends on what makes you happy. I'm in grad school right now living quite comfortably on $22k a year. I could see myself being happy living this way for quite a long time, and I'm paying for an overpriced apartment in the middle of a major city. The one thing that keeps me from freaking out about passing my qualifiers is even if I do manage to screw up and end up getting booted out of my PhD program, I'll be able to maintain my happy lifestyle elsewhere.
       
      You need money to be happy, to an extent, but not uber legal professional six-digit-salary money.
       
      The scenario changes if your vision of happiness has to involve popping out some kids, but even then, you don't need an uber salary to support a modest lifestyle.

    8. Re:Stupid by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      There are still some idealistic lawyers out there, believe it or not. To change the law you have to know the law :P

    9. Re:Stupid by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...you don't need an uber salary to support a modest lifestyle."

      Hey, whatever floats your boat, and to each his own and all that, but, a modest lifestyle is NOT anything that would make me happy.

      I love to be able to shop and do things without ever really needing to check how much money is left in my checking account. I like to go eat out, and not really look at the prices. I like to travel to fun places and hook up with friends and girlfriends out there to do fun things.

      I find I could probably not be happy without a very decent supply of cash coming in....

      But, to each his own...there is no one right way to happiness. But, in today's society, if you're dirt poor with no means...I have a hard time seeing you being able to have a happy life, unless bare survivial is happiness to you.

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    10. Re:Stupid by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      I mean, a true genius would be eager to use his cognitive abilities for the advancement of mankind. Start an academic career, change the way we think about the world. Live in fancy old College rooms, sip on a glass of Port, write thoughtful books.

      A *truly* brilliant mind would realize that the patent office is precisely where most of the advances in science show up, at some point. Especially pharmacueticals and nanotechnology, which will be the Next Big Thing. Being able to see a breadth of new inventions all together would also allow someone to notice connections between them that other people might not see.

      Not only that, but who won the Nobel prize for work done on the photoelectric effect while a patent clerk? I thought so.

    11. Re:Stupid by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because no lawyer has ever done anything to advance mankind.

      You're right: Except for Gandhi, no lawyer has done anything to advance mankind in the last 100 years or more. The ones like Voltaire, John Adams, and Gandhi are nothing like the lawyers we have in America now.

    12. Re:Stupid by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded insightful? "Ironic," maybe, or perhaps "troll" I could see.

      I think you're confusing genius with altruism. Just because somebody is smart doesn't mean that they're automatically obligated to further mankind. Also, since when does being smart mean you have to resign yourself to a life of poverty? Doesn't sound that clever to me.

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    13. Re:Stupid by Javagator · · Score: 1
      There are still some idealistic lawyers out there

      One would hope so. At least some of them would be trying to change our ridiculous patent laws, or doing something to stop the ambulance chasers, but I see no evidence of that.

    14. Re:Stupid by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      No, he doesn't want to do that. He wants to earn a lot of money. How sad.

      He doesn't want to be a lawyer to get lots of money. He wants to be a lawyer to have job security. That's the impression I got from reading the article. It seems reasonable to me. In a world/USA where various scientific research projects are started and stopped (for one example, remember the SuperConducting Supercollider project), and consequently careers disrupted, who can blame him. The worst I can say for him is that he's buying into the "US jobs being outsourced" scare a bit more than he should, but then again... lawyers and doctors have been forever... doubt there'll ever be a shortage of them.

    15. Re:Stupid by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Wow that's one of the most -- I don't even know what -- comments I've ever read on slashdot! I'll go with ignorant.

      1) The mere fact that he finds the law interesting shows he must be shallow? Well, what a sheltered life you must have led--believe it or not there are a HUGE number of law geeks out there, just do some googling. Law blogs (blawgs as they are sometimes called) are HUGE.. The same kind of people that often become engineers--think INTP types--are often drawn to law--love of details, of rule oriented systems, of order, and of the functioning of systems. Just because he doesn't meet your standard of ... whatever ... is a pretty lame standard to call lawyers by nature shallow.

      2) A true genius would be eager to use his ... (etc, BS, etc). Right, Because geniuses are always the most completely functional of people, and moreover they OWE it to everyone else to do not what they want to do, but what others want them to do. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need?" what an enlightened philosophy.

      3) Well DancesWithBlowTorch, I certainly hope that you're spending every one of your idle seconds doing something to advance the human condition, and picking a career etc based not on anything that you want, but what is needed by humanity. Believe it nor, others may think that spending hours and hours reading slashdot and posting comments makes you out to be a shallow person...

      I don't see the need to go around judging people and entire professions based on some arbitrary set of human standards defined by YOU--let's let people do what they want, and be happy the way they want, yeah?

      Chill!

    16. Re:Stupid by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "I mean, a true genius would be eager to use his cognitive abilities for the advancement of mankind."

      I'm really curious why you think there is only one "acceptable" path for a true genius. Who the hell are you to determine for this kid what is and is not an acceptable use of his genius? As another poster earlier pointed out we sure as hell could use some good patent lawyers out there who ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. And who knows, maybe he will use his law degree to help enable him to make the money he needs for his startup which will cure cancer. I mean, thats a big what-if, but honestly, you have not a clue as to why this kid is making the decisions he is, nor are you in a position to pass judgement on him for making those decisions.

      While the general idea is that it is immoral to be greedy, what is wrong with wanting a career that allows him to live financially comfortably for the rest of his life, or perhaps use that money for a just cause? Honestly, I'm really getting sick of the people mocking him for wanting to be a lawyer. Its his life, his choices, and he is the only one who can decide how noble his path is. Honestly, it sounds like many of the people whining about this are just jealous of the potential this kid has and wish they had the ability to do the things they think he is obligated to do.

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    17. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I notice that none of those people you mentioned were patent lawyers. I don't think this is a coincidence.

    18. Re:Stupid by Xaer0cool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well there is that one patent clerk...

    19. Re:Stupid by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Because no lawyer has ever done anything to advance mankind.

      Lawyers don't do anything to advance mankind, the best they can do is keep another lawyer from preventing it.

    20. Re:Stupid by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      If you haven't passed quals yet, you haven't been in grad school long enough to realize that living on $22K/year sucks.

      Then again, I'm probably happier with my $22K, considering I show up when I feel like it, and I can pretty do whatever the hell I want, as long as I can show up at a meeting every couple weeks and say I did something.

    21. Re:Stupid by lordperditor · · Score: 1

      You will hopefully one day realise that only a shallow false happiness is achieved through having wealth alone, sure money gives you options but true happiness is not about having money.

    22. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We're not talking about patent clerks.

      We're talking about their natural enemy and only predator. Patent Lawyers.

    23. Re:Stupid by oliderid · · Score: 1

      It looks like his family had to fight hard to get a proper living standard. He simply does not want to face financial problems. I perfectly understand his motivation.

      On the other hand such kind of jobs leaves you a lot of time to do whatever you want to. Einstein managed to write his theory while working for a Swiss patent office.

      It looks like he is extremely good at Math. You don't need big lab, dozens of collaborators, huge investments for such a science. ...And maybe we are all wrong...Maybe he just want to build a happy family and to live a cosy and stable life. Why not? There are already enough people on the planet who are addicted to work and who secretly dream having their names in the encyclopedia.

    24. Re:Stupid by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      I know this is Slashdot, but you might just try clicking those links and reading a bit before commenting.

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    25. Re:Stupid by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You will hopefully one day realise that only a shallow false happiness is achieved through having wealth alone, sure money gives you options but true happiness is not about having money."

      Ok...then what gives you true happiness that is not money related?

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    26. Re:Stupid by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Do you have any examples from our own lifetimes? Say, the last 50 years or so?

    27. Re:Stupid by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      Thurgood Marshall is on the list, if you'd read it.

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  80. Young Graduate by aalobode · · Score: 1

    I recall a case from the late '80s or early '90s, of a student of Indian origin who got an MD at age 21 from a noted medical school. The papers in India were full of praise for this accomplishment. Then, this man went back to India and his family tried to find a suitable bride for him. His value in the marriage market being high (MD, US Citizen, famous), there was some sort of a demand for a huge dowry (illegal in India, but practiced widely). The upshot was that he with members of his family were arrested and charged under the anti-dowry laws and for other violations. I recall vaugely that he did time in prison for it.

    Would it not have been better for the individual to have spent more time at college learning the rudiments of good citizenship and interpersonal skills?

  81. It was actually in my summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But ScuttleMonkey removed it.

  82. Credential Mill by hibbs02 · · Score: 1

    Troll me if you want, but seriously: University is first and foremost the place you go so you can get a piece of paper allowing you to get a decent job. "Nooooo, it's. . .like. . .about uh. . .learning life. . .you know?" Gimme a break, stoner. Tell that to your parents. They don't believe you either.

    You wanna party and live on your own you don't have to pay a school $40,000 to do that and it leaves a lot more money for beer.

    I think it's clear we need an overhaul of the University system to reflect this reality. I wanna learn to be an engineer then why are you making me read excruciating poetry or sit in a Wymen's Studies class so the (expletive deleted) professor can tell me how bad I am because I'm a white male? Cut that crap out and give me two years of course work where at the end I'm eminently qualified to do the work I want to do.

    To me this guy is on the right track. Get your pretty piece of paper so you can get out there making bank. Show up to the college bar in your expensive car with a wad of cash. When you're an 18 year old nerd you aint gonna be getting the boobies anyway. When you're a 19 year old with a fat wallet and a hot car you'll get all you can stand.

    Look, if you are lucky enough to be a jock type with rich parents to pay your way you can afford to kick back for 4 years taking ridiculous/pointless/useless courses between getting laid/stoned/drunk. Meanwhile the rest of us are working our ass of to get by (while piling up debt.) All of this by a BUSINESS with monopoly control over having a decent future strings us along unnecessary/expensive/REQUIRED addons.

    What a racket. If it was any other business they'd be hauled into court and forced to change their ways.

  83. Sorry to be pedantic, but... by Ibag · · Score: 1

    It isn't IV league, but ivy league. It is called this because of the ivy that grows on the old buildings at these schools. IV would suggest something like "fourth level", but if you ignore sports (I don't know what division most Ivy's are), most of them are considered top tier.

    There is a reason many top teir schools (not just Ivy's) aren't accepting AP credit, and it isn't just because they want people to get their education at their school. Not all college classes on a given subject are created equal, and the content and difficulty of a particular class can vary wildly from school to school. I took several of my classes in high school at a local college, and I can't deny that the classes there were much easier than where I went for undergrad. AP classes might be better than many high school classes, and they might even be as good as college classes at some places, but they are not a good substitute for a well taught class at a good university given by someone who truly knows their field.

    As an example, a friend of mine recently helped grade an undergraduate math placement test, and several of the people who got 5's on their BC calculus AP exam (the highest grade) were lacking an understanding of basic concepts like limits, continuity, and the definition of the derivative.

    The problem with giving people credit for AP classes, then, is that they are either ill prepared for further study, or else you can't confirm when they graduate that they know everything that they should. A diploma should be more than just a piece of paper, but rather a stamp of approval that says "To the best of our knowledge, this university certifies that you can think and reason and that you have a working knowledge of a certain set of things." If half of your credits come from AP classes that are of a lesser quality, a university can't make such a statement with as much confidence.

    Viewed in this light, it isn't just arrogance that keeps the schools from accepting AP credit, but rather the need for a diploma to have meaning.

    1. Re:Sorry to be pedantic, but... by budcub · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right, IMO. I took Calculus I my senior year in high school (an AP class). Later in college I tried taking Calc I. What took nearly 4 weeks to cover in high school (derivatives), they blazed through in 1.5 or 2 weeks in college Calc. Although I always liked math, the pace was way too intense for me, and I ended up dropping that class.

    2. Re:Sorry to be pedantic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the sport, we are division I or division II.

    3. Re:Sorry to be pedantic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was an undergrad at Columbia, I heard that the Ivy *did* in fact come from the Roman numerals "IV". Don't remember who told me, but, apparently, somebody over at Wikipedia heard the same story:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_League#Origin_of_ the_name

    4. Re:Sorry to be pedantic, but... by Ibag · · Score: 1

      Yes, to quote the wikipedia article:

      "Some attribute the name to the Roman numerals for four (IV), asserting that there was such a sports league originally with four members. The Morris Dictionary of Word and Phrase Origins helped to perpetuate this belief. The supposed "IV League" was formed over a century ago and consisted of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and a 4th school that varies depending on who is telling the story."

      It doesn't sound like the author of the wikipedia article gives the story much creedence.

    5. Re:Sorry to be pedantic, but... by Ibag · · Score: 1

      Also, Harvard's soldier field sports stadium had banners reading "Ivy League" the last time I saw it, so even if the history ever did include an "IV League", the phrase does not fit current usage.

  84. Re:Beating required. by nizo · · Score: 1

    Good luck catching him to give it to him. He would have to be on the track team to be able to get from class to class on time while taking that many hours. Heck a monkey on speed probably looks like he is moving in slow motion next to this guy.

  85. I know this guy.. by hopopee · · Score: 1

    who did >105 study weeks (one study week = 40 hours of work) in a year. He did maths and CS and mainly just attended the exams. That was 6-7 years ago.. He still hasn't graduated (that means he hasn't done his thesis back here in Finland) :-)

  86. He stayed in High School because he was smart by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    You can get AP credit in High school for a lot cheaper than college credit in college. His senior year of High schoool he got at least 21 credit-hours from AP classes, probably more like 30-40. High School is free, with $50-$100 for an AP test (worth 3-6 credit hours, usually), while my college charged almost $300 per credit hour.
    Given an option of getting 30 credit hours for $1000, or 30 credit hours for $9,000, which would you take?

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  87. but still... by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 1

    ...and has still never kissed a girl.

  88. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another fuckin' lawyer.

    The world needs this like Steve Ballmer needs an appointment to Anorexics Anonymous.

  89. Did he take time to.... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Meet a girl? (Strike that; he's a physics and math guy)

    Eat?

    Sleep?

    Shower?

    Shave?

    Go to the bathroom?

    Breathe?

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  90. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may be a dumbass, but at least I know what good poon tastes like!

  91. Many schools never accepted AP credits by Tmack · · Score: 1
    Many schools have Never accepted AP credits... Ga Tech and most other engineering schools do not accept most/any math/science AP credits because they know how worthless they are compared to their own courses. I entered GaTech with AP credits for Calculus and physics (4s on both), which would have allowed me to only skip Calc1, but elected (upon recomendation of my counselor) to not use them and actually take the course. Im so glad I did, my entire HS calculus curriculum was summed up and completed in the first few weeks of the quarter long course, and went into many things the HS courses skipped over or barely touched. If I had applied my AP credits, Calc2-8 would have been even more of a hell than they were.

    Tm

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  92. travel by ungerware · · Score: 1

    Great, now he's got 3 years to go travel the world! Now _that_ would be a well-rounded education.

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  93. He had to by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    At this rate, he'll be retired in three years and be dead in five.

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  94. I could have done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have graduated in one year if I hadn't drank so much.
    I could have graduated in two years if I hadn't had so much sex.
    I could have graduated in three years if I hadn't smoked so much pot.
    I could have graduated in four years if I hadn't taken that year off to get my head together.
    I could have graduated in five years if I hadn't had to work for a year to get more money to go back to college.
    I could have graduated in six years if I hadn't gotten that girl pregnant.
    I'd still be married if I hadn't drank so much...

  95. Missing out? Maybe not. by joeslugg · · Score: 1
    I see a ton of posts about how this kid "missed out" on what college is all about and speculation that he never socialized or had any leisure time.

    From TFA:

    His first semester, he took 23 credits and found he had more time than he did in high school to spend with friends, playing games (video games or board games, he clarified, not drinking games). Or just hanging out.
    "I don't feel like I missed out," he said. "Most of college was euphoria."
    ...
    And the most important thing he learned in college, he said, "is to value the people you spend time with, your friends."


    I'm nowhere's near as smart and motivated as this guy. But I've been ragged on before about not doing enough socializing or not having enough fun. Perhaps each person has their own idea of what is "enough" for them.
  96. Bat's breath! by stile99 · · Score: 1

    Smart kids give me a pain.

  97. What he gained by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

    Why, exactly, is it that he has missed anything? He has just earned himself a lot of time to kickback, and a lot less future frustration. He only took 3 credits over the summer, afterall, which is just one class, so clearly it is not his goal to spend every waking moment working.

    I did not even know APs until junior year (my school loved to sabotauge us like that) but if I had, I would definitely have spent all my time on APs or in the local community college classes, which were payed for by the schools if you enrolled concurrently and are transferable credit at any of the colleges in-state. I dare say I would have had this guy beat. As it stands, I managed to pull off 33 AP credits largely through one big cram at the end of my senior year, and it is has done nothing but good things for me.

    A friend who has come up this semester got almost the same number of credits, but she cut out of high school a year early with a GED. The result is not that she is "missing the college experience"; the result is that she can relax and go at whatever pace she feels comfortable, knowing that even in the worst case scenario she would only graduate when she would have otherwise.

    Certainty and accomplishment a much greater consolation to many people than the 'normal' route. Neither you nor I has any idea has much peace-of-mind this kid has found through his chosen route, or how much it will do for him in the long run. Undoubtedly, it would be a bad idea to force everyone through the same process, but it is ludicrous to suggest that there would not be some people who would be better off for it, and I speak as someone who would very much have liked the same opportunity.

  98. No Prerequistes? by Twopher · · Score: 1

    What's really odd about this story and has me guessing it's validity is that most classes for junior/senior level require you take the freshman/sophomore classes first regardless of your AP credit. Also I'm surprised all the classes he needed were offered the exact semester he needed. I know a lot of times classes are offered once every other year (especially in physics/math) or only "every fall." If he did it in two years, that might be more believable, I'm a little skeptical here.

  99. Look up "workaholic" in the dictionary... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    You'll find this guy's picture.

    Unfortunately, when someone actually listens to the high-school principal telling you "school is your job", you get people like David Banh. Then everyone else has to work as hard to catch up with the workaholics, and then we all suffer.

    Somebody sit Banh down and at least teach him the meaning of the word Shabbat. He desperately needs one (though not the religious parts, just the not working).

  100. Irresponsible on the part of UVa? by pongo000 · · Score: 1

    It seems irresponsible to me that UVa would have allowed a student -- any student -- to take 37 credit hours in one semester (as the article states). I graduated with 144 CH required for my major (petroleum engineering), and we were limited by the college to 21 CH/semester. I took one 19CH semester and regretted every second of it.

    It seems to me this was more of a publicity stunt on the part of UVa that really wasn't in the best interest of the student. Personally, I'd think twice before sending my own kids there...

  101. he's really not as smart as he seems... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Think about it: industrial civilisation is teetering on the verge of collapse, we are in DESPERATE need of finding major breakthroughs in energy development and low energy materials science, and this pathetic little weasel wants to become a lawyer. The world is FILLED with shithead patent lawyers. What we need are brilliant innovators. Any dumb fuck who has the patience for tedious drear can be a lawyer. But to come up with a cheap and renewable replacement for polystyrene or PVC? We need things like that.

    What do you call a bus full of lawyers careening off a cliff?
    A Good Start.

    RS

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    1. Re:he's really not as smart as he seems... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently if you're smart enough, you can see it's a waste of your time not to study law. That should say all that needs to be said about our "civilization".

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  102. Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck? Mechanical engineering is 192 units at my university. Fuck this guy.

  103. He didn't take courses for all of those credits by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    The article states that in some cases he just studied and took the AP tests without actually taking an AP class. I hadn't realized that you could do that prior to reading the article.

    Also, this kid must have mad social engineering skills. Most schools won't let you take above 18 credits at a time. 23 is a reasonable load, but 37? I struggled to carry 18 credits per semester.

    1. Re:He didn't take courses for all of those credits by jsupreston · · Score: 1
      My junior year of HS, someone scheduled for the AP English test had to drop out of it at the last minute. Even though I wasn't in the AP class, I was allowed to take the test in their place. Don't know what the scoring is now, but the college I was to attend required a 3 out of 5 or better for credit for all freshman English course work. I made a 2, and was very happy to make that. I remember telling someone after the test that I had just paid $75 to prove how dumb I was in English. I was then even more shocked when I found out that some from the class scored the same, if not lower, than I.

      So, yes, you can take the test without the class, but unless you are extremely gifted, I wouldn't recommend it.

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    2. Re:He didn't take courses for all of those credits by matthewd · · Score: 1

      I did the same with the computer science AP test. What the heck, I figured? I was self taught etc. with a lot of experience in BASIC (I didn't know better at that point) and a bit of C. All I can remember about the test was there was a bunch Pascal code, and I hadn't had any exposure to Pascal before. I picked up what I could from the examples in terms of commands, structure and syntax to answer questions where they wanted to provide code. Ended up getting a 2.

    3. Re:He didn't take courses for all of those credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother took all sorts of AP tests and passed most of them at 4 or 5 and transfered almost a year of college just from the test. I'm surprised that his school allows that many credits - at my school (the U of MN), you're not allowed to take more than 20 credits withour permission - I bet his school has a different credits system.

    4. Re:He didn't take courses for all of those credits by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      There's no prerequisite for taking an AP test (other than paying the fee), but many high schools (a) require that you take their AP classes, (b) don't offer AP tests that they don't have classes for and (c) don't tell you that you can take the tests elsewhere. Personally, I don't understand the value in an AP class if the focus is on learning how to pass the test versus learning accelerated course material. I'm more than a little shocked that the student in question was able to get 75 hours of AP credit, I seem to recall most tests being worth either 5 or 10 semester hours.

      While it's true that many colleges have a policy that you need permission to take more than 18 hours, I never had a problem and scheduled a maximum of 23 hours when I was an undergraduate. Of course after that I decided there was no need to rush and stuck to 16 hour semesters. School was a lot more enjoyable when I wasn't constantly working on three machine projects at a time.

    5. Re:He didn't take courses for all of those credits by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Each test is only worth 3-12 hours, depending on where you go to school. But there are something like 20 AP tests.

    6. Re:He didn't take courses for all of those credits by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      It's called CLEP. You can take it any time before graduating college, and have it count towards your degree. I took 4 in a day when I decided to do a MBA at the last minute. I was doing civil engineering, and would have had to take some pretty soft classes in business that I already knew. It would have been 2 semesters of econs, finance, management and marketing. So, I CLEP'ed out of these, and started the MBA program with the full strength courses which were more fun.

  104. what about the women? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    isn't the whole point of college to grow sexually? find out what your sexuality is really like?

    in college you are on a voyage of self-exploration, and you are locked in a few buildings with a bunch of other young horny people. someone really needs to tell this kid to explore his sexuality now, while the getting is good. because he and all of us are just going to get fatter, lose our hair, and things will sag. it doesn't get better than right now, so get out there and get your freak on while the getting your freak on is good

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    1. Re:what about the women? by planetoid · · Score: 1

      If that's what college is about, I certainly as hell missed the memo.

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    2. Re:what about the women? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, he sounds like a mass-comm major. They are becoming rather common here these days.

  105. And.... by C4st13v4n14 · · Score: 0

    He also joined three fraternities and a sorority.

  106. High School Physics Classes by Pchelka · · Score: 1

    I agree with you dlevitan. I think it is definitely worth the time and money to go to a good school and be challenged.

    A few years ago, when I was a student at the University of Minnesota, the Physics Education Research Group gave students in the introductory physics courses a sort of pre-test called the Force Concept Inventory at the beginning of each semester. The goal of the pre-test was to discover what kinds of misconceptions students had about physical concepts. Students who had taken high school physics courses did not necessarily do better on the pre-test than those who didn't take physics in high school.

    I got straight A's in high school and took AP math courses, but when I got to college I discovered that there were a lot of things that my high school physics and math teachers did not explain properly, or did not cover at all. I think that students are coming out of high school knowing even less and less each year, but they think they will have an easy time in college because they got good grades in high school. The last time I taught a college science course, I was shocked and horrified by the things that the students did not learn in high school. The young man in the article is going to have a rude awakening someday, when he realizes how little he actually knows and that he can't keep on coasting through life based upon his high school performance. I think that the college he attended did him a great disservice by allowing him to use so many high school credits and finish in such a short time.

  107. exploring? by stevetures · · Score: 1

    What the? He crammed math/physics studying into one year, and then he wants to go to law school?
    Can someone please tell him that the LSAT (law school placment exam) is the only grad. entrance exam that DOESN'T doesn't include a math section. I guess that's the definition of exploring... trying something completely different.

  108. AP credits aren't that impressive by egburr · · Score: 1
    I entered college with over 100 AP credits. I never dared take 20+ hours of classes though. I can't believe they even let him take over 30 hours in one semester.

    My entire first year was a waste, mainly a review of the last few years of high school. After that, an 18-20 hour load kept me pretty busy. I had a little social life but no job, so not much to do besides studying and games. :)

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    1. Re:AP credits aren't that impressive by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      I wonder how much life and joy this boy passed up for a 5 minutes of fame?

      I serious doubt he did it for fame. These days, the degree itself means virtually nothing and the experience can be had outside of college. He wanted to get though it and get on with his life. What is wrong with that?

  109. Don't dog the guy. by BytePusher · · Score: 1

    Everyone who's dogging on this guy for doing something amazing just looks jealous. He has a good work ethic, seems to have great endurance and a good outlook on life. He could spend the next three years weaving baskets or stabilizing air pressure in an acoustic chamber. Either way, he's doing what he wants to do. Just don't disrespect the guy for having a strong work ethic.

  110. Someone Finally Beat my 2 years by keithpreston · · Score: 0

    I thought I was cool doing it in 2 years. However I'll have a Ph.D. M.B.A and B.S in five. We'll see if he can match that. Here's how I did it at the University of Kansas. 24 credits hours coming in from high school (actually college credit we didn't have fancy AP courses at my high school) Fall 2002 18 credits (The most they would let me take) Spring 2003 21 credits Summer 2003 12 credits Fall 2003 24 credits (3 graduate math courses and 4 computer engineering courses with 2 labs) Spring 2004 25 credits I got 9 bonus hours for taking Spanish 5 one semseter. After this I got a B.S. in Math and had most the a B.S. in Computer Rngineering. I enrolled directly in the direct Ph.D. program in Electrical Engineering (KU doesn't have a Computer Engineering PH.D). I also enrolled in an online M.B.A. program from University of North Alabama in Spring 2005. I should be done with the M.B.A in December (Fall 2006) and the PH.D. in may (Spring 2007). All this for a total of 5 years in college. Not to mention I started working a full time job as a Software Engineer this past summer (once my coursework for the Ph.D was done, I am still finishing my dissertation). I so glad I didn't do MIT. I'll have more degrees and real-world experience have 1/10 the amount of debt. Also don't think I just wasted my college studying, the guys at my fraternity hated me because I never studied but always enjoyed that I could help them with their homework.

  111. What about sex? by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

    I understand from his blog that having dashed through college, with a focus on learning, he is now thinking of back-tracking with the objective of getting laid. This is, in fact, the that is "next" for him.

    From his blog:

    "...definitely, having sex is the next thing I'm looking to tackle", he said, "but I have an idea: by energetic rubbing ahead of time I think I can cut the coitus down to about 10 seconds"

    He adds later:

    ".. I'm thinking of another double major - I can't see why I cant pop one off in the first 10 seconds, like I said, and then pop off another up the poop shoot for a total of about 20 seconds. That seems reasonable to me, and there might be some economy of scale - 15 seconds might be doable"

    And later there's a brief discussions of logistics:

    "I'm not sure where a partner will come from, but I'm looking to spend about $200"

  112. This is what happens when... by decep · · Score: 1

    ... more and more jobs require a degree to just "weed out candidates," meaning it has no real value other than just obtaining the paper (purely from a employment perspective, of course), then you will have situations like this. People will do everything in their power to get that paper, in as little time as possible.

    I am in no way saying a degree is not valuable, but there are many employers out there requiring a degree for positions that have no need of a degree.

  113. Good thing he wants to be a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is, he'd have a difficult time getting into a good graduate program in math or physics. Since most schools only have a handful of openings each year, they want to make sure whomever they accept is dedicated, and won't flame out over the 4+ years it takes to get a Doctorate. They do this by looking at a person's committment, and their research experience; it seems that this student demonstrates neither. What graduate school is going to take a chance on an 18-year-old kid who looks at college as a race to put in the time needed for meaningful research?

  114. Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Living in Charlottesville, I've seen the kind of crap this place churns out. A year seems like overkill based on the ways these morons drive. :)

    P.S. Yes - I guess this is a troll, but how often do I get to rant about the local idiots in a public forum?

  115. Higher education is about... by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

    ...being taught HOW to think, not WHAT to think. That is the value of a college degree when compared to most other forms of education. Anyone can cram a thousand things into their head. However, it will ALWAYS take time to learn HOW to use that information in an intelligent way. There's something about our brain that allows it to, OVER TIME, remap/re-organize information we've accumulated into higher dimensions--often as a result of looking at things in a way that we've never thought of before (read: core set of diverse required classes).

    While I congratulate this student for their motivation and drive, I have to leave my warning to stop and smell the roses, you just might learn something.

    PS: That doesn't mean taking the 'diverse set of required classes' is always enjoyable. As a recent college graduate, I'll be the fist to point out all the complaining I made while taking these courses. However, in hind sight, they turned out to be more valuable that I realized at the time.

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  116. Same here by RingDev · · Score: 1

    I transferred in 25% of my credits from high school, the Marine Corps, and test outs. While working full time and raising my family I pulled off an ASCS and a dual major BSIT and BSMT in three years. That was going to school year round on a block schedule. Nothing I feel like repeating. I think my masters is going to be at a much slower pace.

    -Rick

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  117. Parent is, sadly, correct by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I can't speak for anyone else, but this was certainly my experience. The professors (at least the tenured ones) only seemed to want to talk about supporting the teachers union and encourage us to vote democrat/union/liberal.

    Yes, this does happen, though it's not universal, and tends to be more common among professors of the, uhm, shall we say "less rigorous" fields. Just because someone is a leftist (the term "liberal" is too good for such wastes of biomass) doesn't mean they support independent critical thinking.

    Unfortunately, the people who complain loudest about this legitimate problem tend to be right-wing assholes who'd rather substitute THEIR particular brand of Received-Wisdom-From-Faux-News dogma than let students come to their own conclusion, which leads more reasonable liberals to dismiss their complains. It's a pity, really.

  118. Just finished college myself by Hachey · · Score: 1

    I just finished college, with a degree in Psychology, and I'm going on to an MSW program in DC. I'll tell you, as someone who thinks they got most out of their experience at collge, I'll remind you of the words of Mark Twain: Never let schooling interfere with your education.

    I had that on a piece of paper above my bedroom door. I took 20 units each quarter for my last two years (15 = norm). I did field studies that weren't required for graduation. I took classes at community colleges that didn't apply to my degree.

    That said, I also went out with friends every weekend. I lived in a house with 10 other people, and so by the end of my 4 years I knew just about everyone in town. Music: college was worth it for the music exposure alone. Drugs: they aren't fundamentally wrong, evil or bad; everyone learns their limits. It's important. Sex: the best time to have lots of it is in college; always wear a condom. Always. Wear. Condoms.

    There is nothing wrong with being busy in college; there were others that were even busier than me (my friend for instance created his own Bioethics degree while being an RA while working fulltime). But leave space for sex, drugs and rock and roll. No other time will you have stories about eating a sandwhich naked at your best friends birthday party, or friends peeing in two-dozen bottles and leaving it in someone's room as a prank. There is more to education than SCHOOL. You have to learn how to have fun too. And you have to learn who you are. The degree is for employers, not you.

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  119. so what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took 60 units in a semester once at MIT.

  120. Re:You're wrong. by boristdog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Son, the point of going to college isn't knowledge. Anyone can pick up a book and learn.

    The point of going to college is poon-tang. Pure and simple. Why do you think they make you take English literature classes? To learn what a boring read Emily Bronte really is? No, it's so you can speak meaningfully to the cutie who wears the green satin bra on Thursdays, and so you can find out exactly what is under that bra, son.

    Now go learn something on a "collegiate level", or you will turn into a bitter old man.

  121. Won't make him any more money in the longrun... by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    So he get's out of underdgrad at 18. Another year for masters. And whatever else for his patent law studies.

    So say he's done by 22-23 years old. Unless he immediately goes into business for himself, noone's going to give him a whopping salary at starting point in his career. He'll end up earning his raises just like any other person in any other business.

    And to play devil's advocvate to myself: Lawyers get hired by law firms to bring in money. The chances of a young whiz-kid doing that are slim. Not impossible, but slim. Paricularly in patent law.

  122. My University capped AP and CLEP hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I whent to a southern state university and when I accumlialated 80+ AP and CLEP credit and some one else collected 95+ Clep hours the University capped AP and Clep hours towards graduation at 36.

  123. Re:Wow, he did the exact opposite with his AP cred by Goldenhawk · · Score: 1

    >I majored in computer engineering and minored in math and Japanese, and
    >actually took a lot of other classes that I didn't have to take because
    >I thought they were interesting. I have something like 32 credits that
    >don't really "count" as it were, for my degree. I am sure as hell glad
    >I took them though because I will probably never get another chance to
    >take a class in world music or Japanese literature.
    >
    >Those sure as hell don't help me on my job or in grad school next year,
    >but I really felt like they helped me grow as a human being. ...and if it were ME, looking at your application along side of his, even if you had a GPA a full point LOWER than his one-year degree, I'd hire you over him in a second. Who would I want as a prospective employer - someone with a drive to finish things instantly, has no demonstrated social skills, no interest in anything outside his laser-beam-focus, no demonstrated interest in expanding his mental horizons... or someone who took a couple extra years to grow, has five more years of real age and probably ten added years of relative maturity, wants to know more about more, is well-rounded, and is willing to work hard for a long time to succeed...

    Seems like your approach is infinitely better. Sure, some employer might snap him up, but it's a rather risky thing for the long term.

    His accomplishment is impressive. But that's not the whole story, obviously.

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  124. The other side... by kthejoker · · Score: 1

    Everybody here is knocking him for missing out on the social aspect of college.

    The flipside is, he's done with the academic part of college, but he's only 18. He could live on a friend's couch for 2 years and still be ahead of most people.

    I mean, it's not like once you get your diploma, you're forced to forfeit all inklings of a social life - even in a college setting. Now he may choose to reject all of this, too, but that's not the same as saying by graduating at 18 he's missed the boat for partying, socializing, and in general getting the "Other Education" that college offers.

  125. Wow, he just missed college by Tweekster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I actually take pity on this kid. He was in such a hurry to get "to the next thing" he completely missed college.

    Sad honestly. College is a nice 4-5 years of your life of with barely any responsibility and a hell of a lot of fun. What is waiting for you after college. Answer: a career, have fun with that for the next 50 or so years of your life, i dont think putting that on hold for a year is gonna matter much in the end.

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    1. Re:Wow, he just missed college by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We'll he could experience it as a grad student.

    2. Re:Wow, he just missed college by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

      Apparently he wanted to get out as cheaply as possible in order to ease the burden on his parents and siblings. Pity that he didn't take your advice and party at their expense. He can party in grad school while riding free on grant money. Props to him for setting a lofty goal and achieving it. If he's as motivated in real life as he was in school, I'm sure he'll find something fulfilling and challenging to occupy his remaining days. What about this guy's ambition suggests that he'll settle for an unsatisfying career?

    3. Re:Wow, he just missed college by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Um pay for it yourself...it isnt hard. Work full time over summer, save some money, live cheaply. Millions of students do that every year. Take a few small loans (if necessary, many times it is not), get some small grants ($200 here, 200 there adds up on your tuition bill quickly) a couple of scholarships.

      Seriously, you can go to a good college and be completely self sufficient. He obviously is a hard worker so that wont be a problem dedicating himself.

      I think you missed the point, if your satisfaction in life is coming from your job/work (school etc), you have some serious issues that need to be handled before you explode.

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  126. He's a lucky boy by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Imagine having to suffer through another season of Al Groh's abyssmal football team. I say he got out just in time. It's only a shame that he took so few classes in the fall that he might have had time to see the 'hoos limp into a bottom tier bowl game.

    To be honest, the word I've heard is that UVa is (relatively) tough to get into, but once you're in, they pretty much stamp your card for showing up. I had a cousin or two that graduated in Honors General Studies (they call them Eccol's Scholars, or some such). One became a housewife, one worked in marketing at a bank which ended up going under. The latter traveled the world for a couple months, then came back to the states and decided to pursue a MD. That's probably the best use of that program - a stepping stone for another (useful) degree. I won't argue that there are smart kids there (both of my cousins are very smart, the former is close to her PhD in Clinical Psych now, and the latter is in residency), but there's a little less practicle work going on than I'd like to pay for.

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  127. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh...(balance) by gosand · · Score: 1
    If I had a summary, it would be: goof off in college. Spend an extra year there. Talk to everyone. Take a difficult course twice. Don't be afraid to change concentrations. Go to parties. Get drunk. Meet the opposite sex, even the same sex if that floats your boat. Maybe even at the same time. Live. Learn everything. Cheat authority at every turn, 'cause that disrespect and ability to bypass idiot rules will give you real success at life -- conformity makes you a loser, no matter what toys they give you. There is no other time or place in your whole life that will let you be yourself again, so grab it while you can.

    Spend an extra year? check

    Take a difficult course twice? check (see above)

    Go to parties, get drumk? check (ok, 2 checks)

    Meet the opposite sex? check (what better place to meet your first wife?)

    Learn everything... not quite

    Don't get me wrong, college was a blast, but it was a ton of hard work. I learned how to apply a strong work ethic. I went to every class, I listened. I did my assignments as soon as I could, so I could have time to party without slacking. I did my share of partying, but school came first. I also worked while in school, to pay my own way. But still had to get student loans. I didn't learn everything I know in college. I was a CS major, and pretty much all they taught about it at that time was programming. There is a LOT more to software development than programming. Luckily, I took the one software engineering course offered where we did everything BUT programming (project plans, budgeting, design, requirements, test plans, etc), and the project from that course is what got me my first job. Then I started to apply some of the things I learned, but there is so much they can't teach you in college. There are things that I gained an interest in and learned a lot about 10 years after college. But I had a good foundation to build upon.

    It is all about balance. You study too much, you lose. You party too much, you lose. I still try to apply balance to my daily life now, 14 years after graduating college. And I am happy.

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  128. Re:You're wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is brilliant and 100% correct. I minored in literature for this very reason.

  129. How much would 72 AP tests cost? by vistic · · Score: 1

    That could get expensive, though probably cheaper than tuition.

    1. Re:How much would 72 AP tests cost? by fbartho · · Score: 1

      80$ per test, total of 14-16 possible tests? having taken 8, and gotten credit for some of it at my school (getting a 4 often gets you half credit for different classes depending on your major) I came in to my school with 32 credits. Screwed me over though because the prereq progressions were severely unbalanced preventing me from taking a Programming Class until Sophomore year, when I took the AP for it sophomore year in HS (CS AP AB test counts for a whole slew of intro programming classes -- and having tutored the kids in those weeder courses, I understand why) Also unbalanced my humanities to non-humanities class ratios and making it harder for me to truly learn to study. In highschool to Ace the AP's you just had to spend a little more time focused... usually right before the exam came around the corner... not so for the College of Engineering at Umich.edu

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  130. Judges, yes ... examiners, yes ... attorneys, NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Knowledge does not transform bottomfeeding scum, it just makes them more dangerous.

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  132. Re:Wow, he did the exact opposite with his AP cred by tool462 · · Score: 1

    I did about the same as you. I went in to college with 60 credits, majoring in physics (was also doing math, but wasn't as into it, so I dropped the second major) and minored in German. The extra credits allowed me to take many classes that I wouldn't have otherwise. Psychology, sociology, random math and programming classes, bowling :), and study abroad. I still graduated in 4 years, had something like 160 credits (only 120 necessary to graduate), and if I could change anything it would be to have spent MORE time in school, taking more classes, spending more time studying abroad. As it is, I plan to go back in a couple of years once my wife is done with grad school and working again.

  133. wait... good at math + patent laywer? by kemo_by_the_kilo · · Score: 1

    wait... good at math + patent laywer? sounds like a certain "most intelligent person ever" that we know. Einstien was all over math and physics and was a patent clerk...... then again he failed out rather then "cheating" i mean testing out.

    1. Re:wait... good at math + patent laywer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, a patent lawyer is not the same thing as a patent clerk.

  134. Power-leveling: a modern trend? by Avatar8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is this a society-changing behavior that we're seeing more often in many different disciplines?


    Parallel comparison: I'm in Toastmasters (http://www.toastmasters.org/), an international organization promoting communcation and leadership skills. There's an educational program that takes an average person about five-seven years to compete. Numerically it boils down to about 55 speeches, a major project in leadership and mentoring about 23 people. The first part (10 speeches) takes about one to one and a half years. I felt like I raced through it in 10 months, but later I heard about someone really racing through it in 10 weeks. I met that person and discovered that they had definitely missed the point. He was not a skilled speaker at all and could barely understand all of the meeting roles or the opportunities for service to the organization beyond the club level yet he had achieved the first level of education.

    Indirect comparison: World of Warcraft power-levelers (or any game with specific goals). The people who play a single character to level 60 and they're "done." They quit and state "I've seen and done it all." Completely missed the point. The game, like school or professional organizations, is comprised of a great deal more than a simple ladder for reaching the "top." These people miss out on so much content, relationships and experience. I'd compare them to someone who goes to a buffet, tries a single bite of each item and calls that dinner.

    Where is this coming from? Has our sense of achievement been condensed to "do the minimum requirement as fast as possible?" I guess it's the opposite end of the spectrum of people, companies and communities that are so laid back that they see no reason to change anything at all ever.

    I am envious of Banh that he obviously has a high IQ and the ability to absorb a great deal of information quickly, though I wonder how long he can retain it. Patent lawyer? What a waste of a good brain.

  135. Why go to college at all? by houghi · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of people writing about how college is about learning to socialize, go to parties and so on.

    If that is a fact, why go at all? I do agree with the idea, at least party. I know a lot of people who did a year in between. Travel and work in another continent for that year. And yes, they learned some very valuable life lessons. After that year you can still rush through whatever studies you want.

    Why do those two things at the same time? The people I know who did this all became better people, if only from the fact that they now know how other countries think, live and feel. And I am talking about a year, not a 3 weeks holiday, no, a year where you will have to work for your money to get drunk.

    It is also good to take that time to stand back and think what you realy want to do. Many people have changed their mind completely of what their goal would be.

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  136. Re:Congratulations, Mr. Banh... NO SHIT!!! by Benwick · · Score: 1

    ...you have completely missed the point.

    NO SHIT!! Jesus in a f@cking chicken basket!!!!

    The smart thing to do would have been to finish HIGH SCHOOL in one year and extend college as long as possible! I went to TJHS and UVA too, for what it's worth, and having seen the comparison, well... I could have stayed at UVA for another fifty years. I liked college so much, I went and got a three year Master's degree, and my plan is to get three or four PhDs over the next seventy years. Okay, not much of a plan, but I would sacrifice a nut or two to avoid doing exactly what he's deliberately done.

    Good lord, last thing I would want on my tombstone is that I was already a lawyer at the age of 19!

    Oh, the impetuous indiscretions of youth... Youth is wasted on the young.

  137. everyone has an opposite . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    and there's no exception here,...

  138. As a counter-point, by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    I think dropping out of T.J. was the best decision I ever made in my life.

    I actually made an outline of the reasons why, before leaving. It was 4 pages long I believe. I also never would have met my wife (well maybe, it was a local BBS, but we actually met face to face in highschool, of course I already recognized her by sight before I met her). Or had time to have a part-time job during high-school. And the AP classes which got you college credit at a "normal" highschool were easier than the non-AP classes at T.J. that didn't get you college credit.

    And then there were all my T.J. friend graduates who went to the exact same school as I (virginia tech computer science class of 1996 or 1997 if you're hanging around for an extra year, like me, to decrease time away from wife).

    I now own a home within eyesight of T.J., am 32 and have been in a relationship for 14 yrs, outlasting everyone I know, and am constantly reminded me of the fact that the current T.J. graduates would not be able to afford a $500,000 house (I bought it for $141,000 in 1998), so they are going through greater efforts than I did, and still could not enjoy what I enjoy.

    The girls were MUCH hotter at my base school. And I could walk there. And get home at 2PM instead of 5PM. I do miss, however, the long bus rides where Hal would bring "The Ejaculator" (ear-cleaning syringe) and spray it at people on the bus, and nearby truckers. And the pissing incident was hilarious (Thank you Ravi). I didn't like getting blamed for putting a trashcan on the bus driver's head as she drove down I-395, though. It wasn't me, goddamnit!

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    -Clio
    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
    Blog: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com
    1. Re:As a counter-point, by bziman · · Score: 1

      As a counter-counter-point... I actually DID drop out of TJ -- or rather my parents were unhappy with a B average after my freshman year and pulled me out. After a year of B's at my base high school, they let me go back to TJ. And I must say that I preferred the environment where I didn't get beat up for being smart, where I didn't have to worry about drug deals going on in the bathrooms.

      Oh, and if I'd graduated with a B average from my base high school (and I would have), there's no way I'd have gotten the full ride to college I got, that was only available to a TJ grad. You're a few years older than me, but by the time I graduated, nearly perfect SAT scores meant next to nothing, and all colleges cared about were grades -- I didn't learn to play the game until my second attempt at college.

      And you know, being at TJ only had a positive impact on my social life. I did band, choir, a sports (I have varsity letters from both TJ and my base high school), and I am a pretty well rounded, well adjusted adult. I too own an expensive house, and have a stable career. If I hadn't gone to TJ, I'd have had to rely entirely on my college education, and I'd have been graduating right as the economy was collapsing. Instead, I'd been a software engineer for two years already, and while the recent grads (who were a little older than me) were getting laid off, I had job security.

      So I guess everyone has their own different experiences. I work with a bunch of people who also went to TJ or whose kids go to TJ, and they are all similarly well adjusted and lead happy productive lives. It's unfortunate that you missed out, but I'm happy you've made the best of it nonetheless.

      Oh, one last thing, about AP courses at your base high school being easier than non-AP courses at TJ... that was one of the best things about TJ... see, I was there to learn, not to breeze on through with minimal effort, nor to skip ahead in college. I have always taken the most interesting and advanced courses available. I do better when I'm not bored out of my gourd.

      --brian

  139. Speaking as a Wahoo alum... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking as a Wahoo alum and with no disrespect intended, I can say without doubt Mr. Banh missed out on the Jefferson Experience, the cord running thoughout The University meant to engage the mind equally in humanities, sciences, and fraturnity.

    I attended private school and participated in Johns Hopkins University-sponsored summer courses, amassing approximatly 40 credits. As I mentioned above, UVA is dedicated to the Jefferson Experience, which includes all First Years living together in traditional on-Grounds dormatories.

    I will not forget settling in the day after move-in, the crush and din of nervous and excited 18 year olds unpacking, meeting and greeting, and exploring this storied school we'd been all thrown together within, and opening my first peice of mail - a hard print out of my pre-registered courses.

    All entering students were allowed to a language and elective of choice, but otherwise The University placed in-coming students in their necessary pre-req and/or intended Major course to alleivate some of the normal confusion when entering the less-structured university academic schedule (as opposed to the 7a-3p high school day). In my case, however, my 40 credits had placed me out of all my First Year courses with the sole exception of Chem lab. Happily enough, I had taken my old chem lab journal with me as I liked its combination of easily spaced lines, chart and carbon-less transfer pages (to wit, I still use same style lab journal to this day), and went to see my Dean about placing out of that course as well.

    I should state, I was well recruited out of high school for both academics and lacrosse, and the Dean of the School of Engineering and Applied Sciences was quite familar with me. He briefly reviewed my journal, and had no problem excusing me from Chem lab - and he pointedly asked me: My 40 or so credits coupled with this latest meeting effectly made me a Second Year. I had a whole year - a *year* - with which to do whatever I wanted. He would sign me into any course I wanted, personally. The question was simple: What was I going to do?

    The answer was equally simple: I took everything, and graduated not only with a degree in Chemical Engineering, but 4 minors: Psychology, Chemistry, Astronmy and Rhetoric, for as it turned out, my 40 credits included a number of the more common pre-req's in the College of Arts and Sciences as well, leaving me free to dabble to my hearts content.

    I would love to say I gradated with Honors after all that - but I just missed the mark. But in retrospect, and I can say with certainity, at the time as well, the diffrence between getting an A, and actually drawing a B, was worth every moment, as I enjoyed everything The University had to offer outside the classroom, with sports, friends, parties and best of all, meeting my wife (though we did not become a couple until long after parting Final Exercises as friends).

  140. Not quite to the point by njdj · · Score: 1

    The education is being with people as smart as you, as young as you.

    For me, the most educational thing about college was being with people smarter than me. I went to a small obscure high school, where I was easily the smartest kid around, and got into a top-notch college. I found out that I wasn't as bright as I'd thought I was.

    Different people get different things out of college. Perhaps most of us are not qualified to judge what a person brighter than us gets out of it. Having read your remarks, I'm pretty sure that you're not qualified to judge Mr Banh's needs.

  141. College is about bonding... by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Whether you like it or not, one of the really important parts of college are the experiences and bonding.

    Dude, college is about bonding WITH CHICKS.

    Let's face it - bonding with all of you fags is, uh, well, for fags.

    Vivant omnes virgines
    Faciles, formosae.
    Vivant et mulieres
    Tenerae amabiles
    Bonae laboriosae.


    Long live all maidens
    Easy and beautiful!
    Long live mature women also,
    Tender and loveable
    And full of good labor.
  142. What's the point of high school? by cwgmpls · · Score: 1

    If kids are coming out of high school with half of their undergraduate credits already complete, then what is the point of having high school?

    This trend is happing everywhere. When I was a kid, AP was a rarity. Now almost half of the high school senior class is getting AP credits. I say 12th grade has outlived its academic usefulness. Most kids today are more than ready for college after 11th grade.

    We'd get much more academic performance for our tax dollar if we just did away with 12th grade, send those kids on to college or other "transition" programs, and spend all that 12th grade money to provide free preschool to all children starting at age 3. By providing free early childhood education to all, our overall middle school and high school performance would be much better. And we wouldn't have this silly situation of half of our 12th graders taking college classes when they should just go ahead and be real college students.

    1. Re:What's the point of high school? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Troll

      Do you have any idea how right you are?

      I'm currently in my senior year of homeschooling high school. If I really want to get senioritis, I only need to take Physics to get myself into an OK college. If I want a really good/selective college, I should take Chemistry. This winter I shall take classes at the local community college (the signup date was in mid-August, and I was just settling back in from camp).

      Thanks to skipping Pre-Calculus (which my best friends, both in high school, agree was a waste of time), I already have calculus roughly equivalent to the AP Calculus AB standard. If I keep studying math, I can take the AP Calculus BC exam in May and hopefully skip intro math classes. If I take the AP in Physics and/or Chemistry, even better. I've also gotten a 5 on the AP Calculus AB exam, know 5 programming languages and program a kernel for a hobby. Yeah, I'm a comp sci nerd.

      Other than that, I really only need to document my homeschooled classes. To that aim, I'm taking SAT 2s in Biology and US History. For English, I'll submit a writing sample or a past paper. I can figure out some way to convey how much Modern Hebrew I've learned. Everything else was covered by the 2 years I spent in actual high school.

      Let's see where we can cut away classes now. An entire 3 mandatory years of English can go - leading students to literature can't make them enjoy or understand it, and the schools don't teach any real writing. We'll replace it with a one-year course in writing and public speaking, along with an ample supply of interesting reading material for those who want it. A year of PreCalculus gets cut for anyone above the "average" track (read: anyone who would wind up in pre-calc before senior year) on account of worthlessness. 9-11th grade "integrated math" can get cut down to two years if they stop repeating things.

      Out of my local curriculum, only the 4 years of science, 3 years of foreign language and 3 of history (2 global, followed by 1 American) seem to survive a test of their rigor. So we can go from 5 year-periods (1 period a day for a year = 1 year-period) of "core subjects" * 4 years = 20 year-periods in all of high school, down to 2 (math) + 3 (history) + 3 (foreign language) + 4 (science) + 1 (Writing and Public Speaking) = 13 year-periods. If we still assume that students must take at least 5 classes a year, we get 2 3/5 years of high school, while leaving room in the schedule for electives.

      If we continue to assume an 8-period day with a mandatory health/phys-ed/other class each day (adding another 4 year-periods) and a free/lunch period, we still come out with 17 year-periods / 7 class periods a day = 2 3/7 years. Students only really need 2 years of high school - 3 if they take electives.

    2. Re:What's the point of high school? by cwgmpls · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure who modded this "troll". I agree that most of 12th grade has become a waste of time. At that point, at least half the kids are ready for college, and the half that aren't need serious college prep or help transitioning to vocational careers, not wasting their time and tax money taking silly classes that pass for education, or taking AP classes on subjects which are supposed to be taught in college.

      Meanwhile, our early childhood education is starving for money. All kids should be getting free pre-school education starting at age 3. Right now, most states won't provide education until age 5, with some states now requiring that kids wait until 6 before they can enter public schools. That is the exact wrong thing to be doing! Let's just can 12th grade and use that money to pay for free preschool for all 3 and 4 year olds!

    3. Re:What's the point of high school? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure who modded this "troll".
      Whichever mod has a vendetta against me. I logged in to find my last 3 posts all modded "0, Troll".

      Let's just can 12th grade and use that money to pay for free preschool for all 3 and 4 year olds!
      It sounds like a good idea, but I really don't think we need *more* mandatory schooling. In my day, you learned to read in 1st grade, and I see no reason to try and shove that earlier.

  143. Kind of an interesting story... by RRRobotHouse · · Score: 0
    Obviously the consensus on /. is that he blew through school too quickly. I think this situation is different from that of the 13 year old wunderkids who have a masters degree before they can even drive. From TFA he mentioned that he had more time in college to have fun then he did in high school and he seems to be happy with his achievements.

    I don't see what's so wrong with that. In fact, he will probably accomplish more than I have by the time I am married and have kids. Who knows, he may decide to take a couple of years off...because he has that luxury, unlike the most of us.

  144. Sex by dino213b · · Score: 1

    We have a prodigy like this one at the University where I work. His mother did not want him to take the mandatory freshman sex and STD orientation courses, so she raised hell with the dean until the school relented. Go figure. In other words, home schooled straight into herpes, chlamydia and pregnancies (if he EVER gets past 2nd base).

    Jokes aside, teaching about sexually transmitted diseases and responsible living is part of a healthy college curriculum that goes hand in hand with growing up. Skip any of those steps and that becomes a recipe for trouble. Maturity does need to follow education. Best of luck to this kid!

  145. Where the heck did you guys go to school? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >See, to me, college was about learning first and foremost, about obtaining a well-rounded academic
    >education. The key here is "well-rounded."

    I was a nerd in high school, and I was a nerd in college.

    I was doing no more "social growing" in college than I did in high school - that is to say, I did none.

    I suppose I had a few more friends, because I was now a nerd surrounded by other nerds (I went to a nerd school). But I can't really say I ever had a social life.

    I would have to agree with the folks who have said at least 50% of the classes you take in college are a waste of time and merely income generators for the institution who claims to want you to be "well rounded".

    Steve

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    A work that expires before its copyright never enters the public domain and thus enjoys eternal copyright protection.
  146. Re:You're wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd sooner screw a RealDoll than an English major. Both of them have heads filled with air, but the RealDoll doesn't clutch and whine afterward.

  147. For those who don't know TJHSST and UVa... by uberdilligaff · · Score: 1

    Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a science magnet school in the northern Virginia suburbs. It has 3-hr competitive admission test where each year 3,000 kids compete to fill 400 admission slots. The average SAT score (on the old 1600-pt SAT) was 1490. Last year, there were over 140 National Merit Scholarship finalists out of 400 seniors. About 15 years ago, their math team won a national math competition, and won a Cray system for the school - installed in the school and used by students. Football team sucks, though. UVa's not a slouch school, either. Maybe not MIT, but is always ranked in the top 10-15 public universities in the country.

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    Against stupidity, the Gods themselves contend in vain. --Friederich Schiller
    1. Re:For those who don't know TJHSST and UVa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a few years ago TJ's football team won their district and UVa is consistently ranked in the top 3 public universities, alternating with Berkeley and the University of Michigan.

  148. Hopefully he plans to eventually pursue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some co-eds, but what can he tell his girl?

    'Sorry I can't go out on Saturday, I have to finish another PhD thesis that evening.'

  149. after college, life is over by massysett · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That said, there aren't many times, other than college, in your life where you are as free to experiment, try new things, and "open your wings". Learning about yourself and growing as a person (being social is a HUGE part of this) are the most important parts of college. Being successful (and happy) in life isn't always about what or how much you know. It is very often about how you present yourself (social skills) and who you know. College is a critical networking and personal growth opportunity.

    I'm really sad to read this. One can experiment and try new things and 'open wings' long after college is over. When you're in college people often say "these are your best years." That always made me sad when I was in college. It wasn't that I didn't have a good time in college--it was absolutely wonderful--but I was only twenty years old! I didn't want my best times to be over when I (hopefully) had at least sixty years left!!

    Good thing people were wrong. I'm still growing, spreading my wings, and trying new things. I hope that life only gets better.

    1. Re:after college, life is over by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm really sad to read this. One can experiment and try new things and 'open wings' long after college is over. When you're in college people often say "these are your best years." That always made me sad when I was in college. It wasn't that I didn't have a good time in college--it was absolutely wonderful--but I was only twenty years old! I didn't want my best times to be over when I (hopefully) had at least sixty years left!!

      Good thing people were wrong. I'm still growing, spreading my wings, and trying new things. I hope that life only gets better.

      I don't disagree, but college is typically your first opportunity to do this. Not saying that your personal growth stops after college or that your life ends after college, far from it. However, your experiences in college go a long way to forming the life that you live out after college. You learn lots of important lessons outside the classroom that shape the person that you'll be as an adult. College is a growth experience for your whole being, not just the intelllectual parts of your brain.
  150. Part-time law school! by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

    Checkmate. Guess the part-time law school suggestion means he discovered the ABA's rule about not graduating more than like, a semester early. 1 Year Undergrad = Kid 1, System 0 2.5-3 Years of law school = Kid 1, System 1 Although can't you take the patent bar before you have a JD?

    1. Re:Part-time law school! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you can take the patent bar before finishing law school. In fact you can take the patent bar without ever having to go to law school. So, Kid 2 System 0.

  151. wow by dmnic · · Score: 1

    makes me think back to when I was entering college.

    there were no AP courses.
    there were AP tests the college administered to all incoming freshmen, but you didnt get credits for the courses the AP results allowed you to skip. the school also wouldn't allow anyone to take more than 20 credits/semester; not that I would have regardless...

  152. I'm surprised that they let him have a degree by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Nothing against the guy, but I'm startled that any college or university would give him a degree with most of the course credit being AP credits. Unlike the rest of /., I don't think that this kid has missed out on much. I had more of a social life attending classes than the hours between classes or just hanging out time. I took an average of 18 hours a semester and would have taken more. I found it difficult to though to schedule any more classes, get advisor approval to take that many classes and I had alot of social pressure to taken only 15-18 hours a semester from parents, class mates, grads, and professors. I've occasionally thought about takening a few more CS classes at my local community college just to met 10-15 people with similiar interests. If this guy did all the college work on his own and without the input of peers, then he wouldn't have any social life, Last I noticed most of college was centered around forcing a social life on students reguardless if they want it. I never wanted to attend pep rallies or any sporting events in college. I hated that the one question every one asked me about my university was if I chose it because some X sports person went there. No, I chose that university because they gave me the best scholarship offer and 10-15 others from my HS also were planning on attending that same university. Frieends and money and 2.5 hours away from mom were the factors that I used for choosing my university. This guy apparently picked the one place that would accept all his AP credits. I bet if many more try it, they'll quietly make a rule that they have to have more hours from that university before graduating.

  153. Not only missed the point.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... he missed a potentially cool nickname: Mr. Bong!

  154. Missed opportunities? Perhaps not... by 1000101 · · Score: 1

    So the guy finishes undergrad in 1 year. All of the sudden everyone thinks he 'missed out' on the social aspects of college. The problem here is that he is still in college. Masters degree, law school, possible PhD program. He won't finish all of that in one more year so he still has time to focus on getting laid.

  155. BRAVO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't have said it better myself. Your post was the only one that wasn't pure nonsense.

  156. A few UVA facts by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

    I go to UVA (in philosophy, so I doubt I've met the guy) and this baffles me for (at least) two reasons: If he is not in the engineering school (and with degrees in physics and math it sounds like he wasn't) then his credits per semester should have been capped at 17 to prevent people from doing exactly this sort of thing. I've tried to take more (this semester, in fact) without success. They do not normally allow that many AP credits to transfer, let alone count towards a major. Normally, only 60 credits of any sort may be transferred and NONE of them may count towards a major without super extra special permission. So, David, if you read this site: How did you get them to let you do that?

    1. Re:A few UVA facts by Benwick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good question. I think they wouldn't take 3 of my valid AP credits when I went to UVA, too. I guess I was too stupid to care, so I went on to get a degree in four years.

  157. It should also be about becoming well rounded by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    An undergrad degree at least isn't supposed to be a hyper-focused set of practical training. It is supposed to be a general education to help you become more well rounded, with some focus in an area that interests you. I like a quote that one of the professors here has:

    BS: To learn to think.
    MS: To think about what others have thought.
    PhD: To boldly think where none have thought before.

    The BS part strikes me as particularly relevant. The point is to gain general education and skills, not to get specific training. If you want specific, practical, training then you need to seek out training, not a degree. A degree should be about general learning. That's why any university worth it's salt will make you take English courses and math and science and so on even if it doesn't directly apply to your chosen field. It all helps to make you a more well rounded person, and many of those skills are valuable. Good writing skills help in any job, and while you might think the skills you learn on a research paper are only for academic works but you'll find the research skills you learn are very applicable to pretty much ANY field.

    Just trying to breeze through it is missing the point. If you do that, the degree is just a piece of paper. If that's all you want to help you get a job, fine, but don't fool yourself in to thinking you got a real education.

    1. Re:It should also be about becoming well rounded by E++99 · · Score: 1

      BS: To learn to think.
      MS: To think about what others have thought.
      PhD: To boldly think where none have thought before.

      Anyone who learned to think getting their BS... didn't.

      This is more like it

      BS: Think what you're told.
      MS: Think what you're told.
      PhD: Ok, you've been here 10 years, now what do you think?

      Kudos to those who can bring original thoughts out of THAT process.
      If you want originality, this pattern is more typical:

      Highschool: BS
      BS: BS
      drop out
      learn to think
      (hopefully)think about what others have thought
      boldly think where none have thought before.
      (and make sure you're right, because the originality of your thoughts will shock people, and they'll believe you, and teach it alongside the rest of the BS)

  158. Congrats by gatesvp · · Score: 1

    Doogie Howser or no, this is quite the feat in North America. Most high schools don't allow for AP credits, let alone 72. And most Universities would never let a student sign up for this many courses at once, so a big hurrah for finding the sweet spot.

    In terms of being a genius, I would not discount this man's intelligence, but let's bear in mind some other realities. As a math TA I worked with several Russian & Ukrainian students who had mastered Calculus (Derivatives and Integrals) by the end of 10th grade. They had done Physics in 8th grade well beyond anything I had done in 12th. So this is not some inhuman stretch of mental talent, though it is an inhuman amount of work.

    Now, where I live, nobody learns calculus in 10th grade unless you skip a few grades (generally frowned upon for social reasons). This is not b/c 10th graders can't learn calculus, it's simply that the schools are not big enough to actually split out classes and accelerate those are capable. Add to this that some high school math teachers incapable of teaching calculus. So out here, nobody does this. Not b/c they aren't capable, but b/c they're not allowed.

    Despite /. protests, this is feat of both this individual and the (normally restrictive) education system. This man has a degree, no debt and now he's being paid to be in school, sounds like a pretty good deal. He's ahead of the game with a good 3 years of full-time fraternizing available :)

  159. His Girlfriend... by natural1 · · Score: 1

    ...said that he finished fast too. Haha! If you didn't get the joke, it's that he had a girlfriend!

  160. Part-time law student? by Peyna · · Score: 1

    He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student

    If he's in such a hurry to finish everything else, why go to law school as a part-time student? Current ABA regulations permit you to finish in no less than 24 calendar months (maximum 5 years).

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    What?
  161. other skills by put_the_cat_out · · Score: 1

    Since he obviously put so much time and effort into developing his interpersonal skills, about the only thing he'll be good at is being an antisocial lab rat.

  162. 132 credits?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ... I had 132 credits by the middle of my sophmore year. I didn't qualify for a degree, though. Stupid MIT... :-(

  163. Bah! That's nothing! by SeaFox · · Score: 1
    18-year-old David Banh of Annandale, VA recently graduated from the University of Virginia with a double major in Physics and Mathematics, and an education paid for almost entirely by scholarships. What's truly amazing is that he did it in one year [CC],

    I just got an email telling me I could get my degree within a week with credit for my life experience. Who's the underachiever now?!?
  164. Does anyone else find it ironic... by zenkonami · · Score: 1

    ...that Slashdotters are telling this guy he needs to get a life?

    That aside, cut the guy some slack. He's 18. I skipped the whole higher education experience, prefering to hit the library, the books and the internet real hard until I was 28. I turned out fine (though admittidly, I am posting on Slashdot.) He'll pummel through this for a few years, "miss out" on all those oh so crucial social lessons, and by the time he's 24, he might start all over again. He may yearn for those "lost years" of getting wasted, getting laid and getting wasted (again), and simply dive back into university for a four year program, just to experience that awesome and oh so enviable social interaction.

    18 is YOUNG. He's experimenting as much as anything, and if it works, more power to him. If it doesn't, then he'll go do something else. Isn't *that* what growing up is about?

    -Zen

    --

    Do You Experiment?
  165. The Future! by HitScan · · Score: 1

    "He says he may eventually pursue law school as a part-time student in hopes of becoming a patent lawyer."

    That may be the most depressing thing I've read in weeks. Has his education already failed him?

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    HitScan
  166. Not so impressed. by cmoguy · · Score: 1

    Why not go to MIT, Cal-Tech, or another quant friendly school where he could actually be challenged and among other students of his caliber? I'm not saying I could do this, I'm not saying he's not smart, but as many other posts have pointed out college isn't necessarily a race, and the knowledge and networking is more important than the degree. Plus, watching Brazil score 10 goals in the first 5 minutes against a 3rd rate team in the first five minutes doesn't say much about the actual talents of the two teams except they are far from equal.

  167. Could have powered through... by SnailNobra · · Score: 0

    ... but I chose not to. I had around 50 credits out of 125 after my freshman year, some coming from transfer/AP classes and some retro credit for taking advanced math and english classes. Take Calc 3 and get credit for Calc 1 & 2, pretty sweet deal. So that left me with about 4 classes a semester for the next 3 years and with all that free time I joined the Forensics team, got a cooperative intership that I worked parttime year round, partied and traveled. Finished my degree in 4 years, still ahead of a lot of my peers, and had a wonderful time in college. Now I'm doing it again with the Master's Degree as a fellow with the same company I interned for.

    College is about having fun, learning some new stuff, meeting people and finding yourself in this world. Anyone can get a degree but not everyone can build character.

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    Nihilism means nothing to the dancing peasants
  168. extreme i think .... by dweebzilla · · Score: 1

    Seem to me some extreme measures just to avoid

    Getting shamed with a permanent marker for passing out
    "Hooking up"
    Cartoons and Gin
    Dope and Hostess goodies
    The walk of shame (or pride for some)
    Campus Cops
    Stealing / painting / moving some worthless university icon (your schools or another's)
    Sorority girls - heh
    Any prank involving livestock, freshmen, or electricity (or all three)
    Frat parties with Sorority girls
    That guy on campus with one name like Boon, or Marsh, or Bowles
    Stealing _______________ to "beautify" your dorm room
    Waking up in a strange place with a strange partner
    Waiting in the hall for your roommate to "finish" (ok I don't miss that)
    Trips into (nearest) town with little or no $$, expecting a good time (and finding it)
    And my personal favorite - getting high for that exam that you "couldn't possibly fail"

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    1. Re:extreme i think .... by Xoo · · Score: 1

      I miss college.

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      Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths....
  169. As someone in a similar position.... by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    As someone who went to college with over 30 credits, and being friends with someone who went into college with over 70 credits, I can say the college "experience" was a good social learning experience for both of us. I took my sweet time, taking stuff I enjoyed, rather than just persuing my major. I managed to get a 2nd degree I hadn't planned on (BA in philosophy of all things) as well as my BS, since it "turned out" I almost had the courses for it a semester before I was to graduate. I also managed to put 12+ hours a week into music performance classes (just for fun again) a semester, maintain a part-time job, spent a semester abroad, while finding the majority friends I still have today. I took 4 years and I don't regret it -- I also don't regret takign the courses in high school to allow me to do what I did.

    Some naysayers may say some of my courses were wasteful (Calc C, as it turned out, didn't help in any of graduation reqs), but all in all the "academic environment" is a very important thing -- and I'm very glad this specific student chose to stay there.

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  170. College isn't a picnic for everyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Look at it this way- a lot of people don't even get to go to college. Some that do have an extraordinarily hard time paying for it. Many have to take up shitty jobs working 35-40 hours per week just to afford the tuition for taking 12-15 credit hours per semester.

    4-5 years of your life of with barely any responsibility and a hell of a lot of fun
    Sounds like fun, if your parents can afford it. A lot of posts here claim that he missed out on drinking every night, having sex with random girls and bonding. The way I see it? He missed out on 4-5 years of worrying about money, working full time while taking difficult upper level courses, wondering if he'll be able to afford enrolling the following semester, and worst of all: living with your parents because you had to spend all of your earnings on books and tuition.
  171. He's right and he's wrong by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    He's right. It's a good idea to blast through college and not spend much money (hell, he got a degree and made a profit!). Post-secondary is insanely expensive these days, and it's leading to many people refusing to take it. After all, why should you spend $40,000 to get a degree that might get you an extra few grand a year, but will take you 20 years to pay off? If anything, you should work for a while, then go take your degree(s) in your late 20's or 30's. It seems to be becoming less and less valuable to have a degree. Sure, my first few years of IT, I would have been better off... but now that I'm > 13y in the industry and still going, employers see that number, and they don't care if I got my BA-IT a decade ago. And I agree with them there, experience is worth more than some piece of paper (Microsoft Certified Solitaire Expert, anyone?)

    He's wrong. I blew through high-school in a year, and I'll never get back what I missed. You can repay loans, but you can never get back the social learning that you missed because you had your head burried in a book. It's worth all the money in the world if you know what to say when a beautiful woman suddenly appears in front of you.
    Oh, yeah, and, uh, friends and stuff too. Yanno. But mostly the women.

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  172. 15 mnutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad part about this is that this will likely be his 15 minutes of fame. With all the "smarts" it took to get this done that fast he will probably end up in a wage job getting paid less than someone who wasn't so pressed to finish early.

    1. Re:15 mnutes by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1

      I doubt that very much. If he finishes his plan and becomes a patent attorney, he can make a ton of money no matter how young or old he is

  173. Re: SuperScheduling by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Well, I did it the "lazy" route, but I think I at least know how it's possible:

    I discovered one year it's possible to take fewer shorter courses than more longer ones, and not only are the raw hours matched, but it saves wear & tear on the mind's picture of the weekly schedule. I had Monday and Wednesday
    8:00-10:30, 10:35-12:00, 1:00-2:30, 3:00-5:50, and 6:00-9:00. Half of them spilled over onto Friday.

    If this guy had some four-five days like that, then he might have collected his tremendous hours.

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  174. Playgrounds the world over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are a fine place to learn how to socialize, and share.

  175. Hey big thanks to people like you and this guy by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    I graduated from TJ in '93, and since then the reputation of the school has only grown...which is great for me, because it only makes me look better. :-)

    If I was the kid now that I was in '89, I think it's pretty unlikely I would get into the school. But it was early in the school's development, the reputation was not yet established, and the application process was not nearly as competitive. I must have tested well because my middle school grades were pretty shitty.

    I live in the DC area now and at 31 I still put TJHSST on my resume...the name carries more cache around there than my college (Beloit). So current TJ students and recent grads, please continue improving the fame and reputation!

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  176. Re:Thomas Jefferson H.S. - Just cause you can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't mean you should. In this case I grade him an F...maybe a D+ at best.

    Your HS degree no matter how "advanced" still is = to the most basic when it comes to apply to college...i can't tell you how many times ive heard the complaint from both parents and kids that all that extra work they did for an advanced diploma got them ZIP when it came the admission into the college of their choice..the schools i know of mostly only look at your grades and MAYBE your transcript SAT/ACT and extracurricular activities...

  177. Hmm... This could be good... by noamsml · · Score: 1
    He wants to be a patent attorney.
    Will we soon see the age of patents that only take 5 years to expire?
    1. Re:Hmm... This could be good... by mozkill · · Score: 1

      well, maybe joining the "pirate party" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party ) would help you keep track of that. har har.

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  178. Big Deal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I do not see that as big deal at all. I graduated college in 2.5 Years (That is 5 Semesters) and went in with no AP or Transfer credits whatsover. I was a true freshman in College when I joined. I could have graduated much earlier if I went to my school's Summer and Spring terms as well. Moreover, within this period I also did a 4 month internship and holidayed every summer by travelling the world and worked 40hrs a week during school. I had serious fun when I was in and out of school!! This guy does have a double major, over me, but then I did get a double minor in Mathematics & Information Systems with my major in Computer Science.

    I do sound like such a prude don't I? Trust me I am not. I am saying all of this just to make a point that you don't need to be super smart to do what this kid did. I am no genius, just an average student (or was).

    But, if I was to do it again I would have taken the entire 4 years that were presented to me. I realize this 2 years down the road after graduation now that all my best true "learning" moments started happening towards the end of my short undergraduate education. If I had spent the rest of the time I had available to me in school I could have really learnt a lot more! I was a kid and in a hurry to be out of school to make money. Now look at me! I have mode money but am dying to go back to school because I cherish every moment I spent there. Hopefully I will be in school next Fall doing my Masters.

    My advice to anyone else who wants to try doing this --- take it easy people and enjoy each moment of your college education, in and out of the classroom. There is no other place or time in the world where you will ever truly learn and grow as much as you do as an undergrad.

    Peace!

  179. The problem with americans by pops+G · · Score: 1

    I don't see why everyone is ragging on this kid for finishing college early. It makes absolutely no sense that one can't learn social skills outside of college, especially not this guy. Come on, he was PRESIDENT of his high school bridge club. At TJ, the bridge club is a step and a half below varsity football! (I should know, I actually went to TJ and was a member of the bridge club).

    My college education was more in dealing with people and learning how to learn. I don't remember half the things I learned in class, but I met a ton of great folks, did a bunch of fulfilling activities, and hit on lotsa girls (unsuccessfully, alas). But in the end, it is essentially spending $30K-$50K a year on summer camp. The specific experiences are unique, but there is nothing learned at college that cannot be learned outside of it.

    It's also no coincidence that his parents are immigrants. Does he have inferior social skills than most Americans? Perhaps. At TJ, when our varsity sports were losing in a match, at least we could cheer, "Well, someday you'll work for us." Someday we are going to work for this kid. I'm guessing three to five years. All of these Indian, Chinese, Russian grad students will be your bosses. And one day your boss will ask you what you bring to the company, and all you will say is: "I deal with the ** customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

    It's time we got our butts out of happy hour, stood up off the couch, and stopped discounting the value of an education. Or else global warming will happen.

  180. Where's the Masters? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    You need a Masters before you do a PhD. If he jumped into the MSc program, he's doing it the right way around.

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    1. Re:Where's the Masters? by dondelelcaro · · Score: 2, Informative
      You need a Masters before you do a PhD.
      Not at many institutions that grant PhDs, and almost never in the sciences. (A masters degree is often the equivalent of 3/4 of the coursework for a PhD, with a fifth or less of the research.) [Yes, I'm a PhD student who currently does not have a masters... although, I suppose if I filled out the paperwork I could get one now.]
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    2. Re:Where's the Masters? by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      Not in CS. I expect to have my PhD almost exactly 4 years to the month after I finished my BA.

  181. Retraction of previous statement by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    The University of Virgina is 37th in the lists of the top mathematics graduate programs. Thus, his math degree (even at the bachelor level) is probably more valuble than mine, and harder to achieve. It's not as valuble as one from Berkeley or MIT, but not much is.

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  182. In Related News by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

    In related news, 18-year-old David Banh, all-around genius and also an avid Slashdot reader, commits suicide as his stellar scholar achievements are labelled "slownewsday" on Slashdot's Tag system.

    Contacted for comments, CowboyNeal, Slashdot mascot and fictional website manager, had nothing to say about this "crazy tags thing".

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  183. I apologize for the cynicism but... by mhollis · · Score: 1

    He is not a Muslim student at a Madrassah somewhere in Pakistan studying only the Koran and nothing else, getting his mind filled with garbage about how he and his "civilization" are being "humiliated by the West."

    That would be tomorrow's foreign terrorist.

    He is not a second-generation UK citizen of Pakistani descent, disaffected, searching for his roots in his native culture, swept away by some hate-mongering quasi-mullah preaching about "humiliation" outside the Mosque after Friday Services

    That would be today's recently-arrested would-be plane bomber.

    Banh wants to actively engage the world. He wants to be challenged and, hate them as you will, lawyers are all about matching wits. He would be a formidable opponent to any lawyer with his other skills in physics and math.

    In other words, he'll terrorize lawyers

    Now, this is bad, why?

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  184. Re:Thomas Jefferson H.S. - Just cause you can... by chronicidal · · Score: 1

    Coward, Class of '06 _acceptances_ in the top 25 Universities (class of 400 +/- 50): 218 UVA, 48 Duke, 29 Princeton, 24 Cornell, 12 Harvard, 9 Yale, 11 Stanford, 7 Penn, 41 Carnegie Mellon, 19 MIT, 21 Northwestern, 12 Johns Hopkins, 22 WashU in St. Louis, 14 UMich, 6 Brown, 8 Columbia, 16 Georgetown, 8 Dartmouth, 10 UChicago, 6 Caltech, 8 Rice, 8 Emory, 8 Notre Dame, 6 Vanderbilt, 2 Cal. Anyway, the TJ Diploma has even more rigorous requirements than the county's Advanced Diploma.

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  185. Re:Wow, he did the exact opposite with his AP cred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ditto me, except I did manage to get out in 4 years. I had a 4-year comprehensive (room, board, tuitition, and book allowance that didn't actually cover all the books you need with the bookstore's ripoff policies) scholarship at the local public university, University of Central Florida. I went in with about 40-something credits from AP and community college courses in high school.

    I ended up taking about the average number of courses as most students. Some summers I worked and lived at home to save up money for going out, car insurance, gas, etc. Some summers I went to school with a part-time job and dipped into savings. I did a lot of volunteer work, hung out with my friends (who were mostly doing the same sort of things, honor students who were just enjoying college), and explored a lot of courses that never counted toward my major. It was a blast.

    And you know, my friends were wrong. I really DID use my Polish I & II language skills when I went to Krakow years later, though I admittedly didn't remember too much. But, ha!

  186. whoop dee doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hurrah he has just rushed through what could have been an amazing experience. What a schmuck!
    I wonder if this kind of story makes some slashdotters jealous, wishing they would have done something like this. From the overall tone of the comments I am going to say NO.

    I am 26 years old, I am a professional dancer and also a PC Repair tech. I go dancing to salsa clubs here in Los Angeles six days a week, I dance with ten - fifteen women a night. I sleep as much or as little as I please. This morning I went hiking with an amazingly beautiful woman in Griffith park to the highest point above Los Angeles. Afterwards we had jamba juice, a shower, sex and a nap (in that order). Often times I wonder how people have time in their life for a full time job, more often I wonder why they bother. Societies values and priorities have become so warped that some people will undoubtedly find fault with my life, which is fine because their is fault in every life. It is hard to believe that we live in such connected times and many of us don't even know our neighbors. NE way enoughing ranting for now

    Long live /.

    1. Re:whoop dee doo by Tod+DeBie · · Score: 1
      Hurrah he has just rushed through what could have been an amazing experience. What a schmuck!

      Lighten up a bit! He can have the same life experience as you without getting himself into a decade of debt or having to listen to his profs drone on about union contracts.

  187. No wonder he could never catch Sarah Connor... by Branch_Dravidian · · Score: 1

    ...too much homework...

  188. Enjoy college by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

    I considered doing this by staying in high school an extra year, which would have given me 68 credit hours of AP credit going into my first year of college, but only 48 of those credits would have applied to my major, and I would have had to be in college for at least 3 years anyway because of a long course progression that AP could only shorten by 3 months, so it wouldn't have helped me much. Ended up deciding to go to college for a full 5 years (it was a 5 year program) but took a bunch of extra classes that interested me that I wouldn't have been able to take if I tried rushing through it, plus I had a 5 year scholarship as well and was paying next to nothing the last couple years. I would recommend to anyone who is financially able, to go through college and enjoy what it has to offer rather than rush through it.

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  189. Is it that impressive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got my BS in applied math at 18. I started at 15, and got done in 3 years. My masters in CS took 4 years because I was working full time writing software at an aerospace company. It wasn't difficult, it was just a matter of jumping through the appropriate hoops. I met more intelligent people at nerd camp when I was 12 then I did getting my BS. No, I don't mean for their age, they were really smarter than the average 18-22 year old. Lots of 'em could've completed the course work of a typical undergrad. That's one little camp (WCATY) in one little state (Wisconsin of all places), and I knew dozens of kids smart enough to graduate college by 18, easily. AFAIK I'm the only who did get a BS early, and there were 2 kids there undeniably significantly smarter than me.

    I'm kinda temtped to look them up online and see what they're up to now, ~15 years later, if I can remember their names.

  190. Totally figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work 40 hours a week in one job and 15 at another. This sounds like another sissy who hasn't had his balls drop and will never know the pleasures of a women...though perhaps a guy. Some of us aren't supported by sucking upon daddy's cock and have to work to get through our higher education.

  191. The lesson by woolio · · Score: 1

    I mean, awesome for him... but what the heck is the university even teaching in a degree that short?

    I'd say the university taught him how to play the system -- and quite well at that.

  192. I would love to hear where this guy is in 10 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today, I was pointed to the Google video of Steve Jobs' commencement speech at Stanford. I couldn't help but think of Jobs' speech when reading of this.

    Where do these people who accomplish brilliant feats in our educational system end up? What do they do with the remainder of their lives. Are they happier than the rest of us? Are they ever the ones who change the world, or do they just end up producing more of something we don't need?

  193. Math/Physics by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    I've long suspected that you could teach really young kids math concepts far beyond what is traditionally exposed. I'm not saying *everybody* has the aptitude, but I have no doubt that there are some who could grasp the concepts of math right through vector calc, differential equations, boundary value problems, and certainly into the logical reasoning stuff needed to do proofs. Why not? I feel cheated, since I know that at a very early age, I was exposed to a book that explained integration, and I was fascinated by the symbols and wanted to understand it. But no one was there to explain it to me. It was almost 20 years before I saw the concept again, and the only advantage I had was a bare concept that it might be mathematically interesting to compute the area under a curve. My grade school teachers responded well to the fact that I could read (I could read by age six, approximately as well as I could in high school, with the differences being in comprehension of human behavior and linear increases in vocabulary -- but my language mechanics were already complete.) But they did not respond well *at all* to my weaknesses in arithmetic. I was actually punished for this, even though my mathematical concepts and my curiosity were beyond those of the typical schoolkid. My arithmetic is *still* poor -- but I managed to get through all the undergrad calculus.

    Anyway I really do think you could teach young kids some far more advanced mathematical ideas, especially set theory and logic ideas, than they are normally exposed to.

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  194. Counterpoint by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Troll

    I took the Computer Science AB exam just last year. Had about 6 years of experience programming in Object Pascal, C, C++ and Lisp. I figured "why not get the weed-out Intro to Comp Sci course off my schedule?" So I taught myself AP Java in about 2 months from review books, walked into a local high school offerring the exam in early May, took the test, and got a 5.

    I never took an actual AP Comp Sci course, being homeschooled, and I personally feel that taking a course would only have hurt my already-solid understanding of the topic.

  195. Big Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it amazing that everyone is making such a big deal out of this guy. I took more than 60 credits in a year and I used half of my summer volunteering in China. I did it with a 4.0 GPA while running a business AND enjoying the college life.

    This is really not news. It happens more often than people know.

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  197. This sounds all too familiar by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    I had a similiar experience at my university. I came in with 59 AP credits and got credit for all of them; all but 3 of them in classes that actually helped towards graduation. However, owing to the inflexibility of my major (computer engineering - meaning that, unlike in humanities, each course is a direct prequisite for the next year) and my department (required courses were offered once per year) meant that scheduling was a NIGHTMARE.

    In the end, however, I was able to make it all work out. I graduated in 3 years (if I had taken winter or summer courses, I would have shaved between 1/2 and 1 1/2 years off that). I'm now a third year grad student at that school, and I have absolutely no complaints. I learned a great deal, I didn't massively overload on credits (I took 15 to 17 every semester I was there) and saved a bundle by not having to pay for the fourth year.

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  198. Re:Missed opportunities? Perhaps not... by jimbolaya · · Score: 1
    Why should we think his masters, law, or PhD programs will be any different? If he rushed through his undergrad with little social activity, chances are, he won't have much social activities in his further education.

    Or, he'll go nuts, discover beer and women, and never complete his masters. But I'm betting on one extreme or the other.

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  199. Wow, this kid really is accelerated by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Don't most lawyers give up on doing something worthwhile during their junior years? How many times have you heard a junior, toward the end say "senior year is coming up, I'm going to graduate, I'm not sure what I can do with my degree... I think I'll go to law school". Not only has he graduated, but he's thrown in the towel and realized that there isn't much else to do other than leach off society. Well done!

    Too bad he probably never found the time to attend a free play, get alcohol poisoning, lose his virginity, visit the haunted tunnels during Halloween, streak the lawn, or any of the other UVa traditions... OK, not so much the alcohol poisoning. Point is, how is he going to relate to other people? What's he going to do? Download road trip stories and football statistics off Google so he can have something to talk about when the subject of college comes up? Read the minutes of various student organizations? Cram four years of back-issues of the Cavalier Daily during an all-night reading session? Get to live in off-campus housing. See bands that will probably never sign, but are actually not bad. All the little snippets that make up life--gone.

    I have no envy for this kid. Not one bit.

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  200. Not Again by PDExperiment626 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, I was a double math/physics major in high school; and am currently in my final year of doing a Ph.D. in maths. For the sake of this post not getting that 'jealous' tone; I will say, my academic performance has been good enough where I am currently funded by an international research scholarship (international competition with only 50 or so granted a year). Specifics aren't important as I'm not about to get into an acadmic pissing contest with the person in the article. I will say, I went through the American university system a few years ago; and have been teaching math/physics discussions, reviews and full-blown lectures on and off for the past 7 years or so.

    First, this guy (in all likelyhood) is not a genius, as many have said. I agree with those who say that he found a system and exploited the hell out of it. This isn't all bad I believe; I did similar things with AP credits and course overloading. Although, I didn't do it NEARLY to this extent because I wanted to get something out of my education. The only shocking thing here is the Univ. of Virg. actually let this happen; anyone looking at this with some idea of technical education/teaching will regard this as an indication of horrific educational standards at Univ. Virg.

    I don't care how smart you are there is no way someone will effectively assimilate the level of maturity to be effective in the areas of maths/physics after one year of Uni. study. There is something in education that is really never mentioned, that I refer to as 'subject maturity'. One can still do text book problems and tests in a subject and still have no maturity in it. Maturity is a reflection of original intuition and effective assimilation to the knowledge base already present in a person. To make this more clear, I'll put out a few stages. Stage 1: you can regurgitate what was read and nothing more. Stage 2: you can work problems if they are identical to problems you've seen worked before. Stage 3: you can work new problems that are based off of combining techniques from solving problems you've seen before. Stage 4: you can work simplier problems in the subject which may be completely different than other problems you've seen. There are obviously higher stages; but a bachelors degree rarely gets someone beyond stage 4. This guy is at stage 2; I'd bet money on it. I've seen so many 'hot shot' students who are REALLY good at working the algorithmic process of solving problems they already know; but have no creative ability in the subject whatsoever... grade chasers. Anyway, the article seems to reflect that this guy is simply chasing grades/recognition; I highly doubt he's in it for the deeper understanding. I bet within 6 months 80-90% of what he's learned will be gone. Also, to base so many credits in math/physics off of high school credit is laughable. There isn't even to mention the violation of logical progression in these subjects. You're telling me this kid was doing Quantum Field Theory as he was learning electromagnetism or general realativity before having any idea about pdes? This just doesn't make sense. Again, I am amazed Univ. of Virg. has such lax course requirements. Either that, or he simply was allowed to bypass many of the higher level courses all together. Either way, it doesn't bode well for the Uni. of Virg.'s educational standards.

    That all being said, I believe he will have to spend at least another few years as a student. Any decent employers, graduate school is probably going to laugh at a CV outlining one year of study. I know he's been accepted by the Univ. of Virg. into a masters program; but I bet that's because no other decent Univ. would touch him with a 10 foot pole (it is usually discouraged to do a grad degree the same place you do undergrad).

    I said 'not again' because I thought that decade or so when people were ooed and awed by the teenage college grads was over, when it was realized how poorly these graduates performed when put to further studies or into jobs. Oh well, I guess some people will always be impressed by the newest 'good will hunting'.

  201. Another dog worker - now a multimillionaire at 23 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of people (yes I know this is Slashdot) seem very unsympathatic to the plight of those well less off. Socialising at college is a luxury, which most of us can have because we are well funded.

    This link talks about a 23 year old multimillionaire who owns his own chain of computer shops in Singapore
    http://www.asiaone.com/a1news/20060903_story3_1.ht ml

    If you were to read the print version which I have done, there are several more comments
    - He works 7 days a week
    - He takes off 4 days a year at Chinese New Year to visit his family in India
    - His mother does ALL his shopping since he has no time
    - If had some spare time he would sped time explring outside of Sim Lim Square (Singapore's IT hub and where all his shops are located)

    I have met him a few times since I have purchased computers from him - its quite extraordinary to see him juggling two phone calls 3 customers and filling out an invoice concurrently.

    Just like David Banh, he has no life and didn't take opportunity to socialise at tertiary institutions, but in the end, if you don't have much money, it is the most important thing in life.

  202. correction: patent lawyer! by hany · · Score: 1
    What a waste of a genius. A lawyer.

    Little correction: patent lawyer!

    Some may argue that it is even worse than simply lawyer.

    But of course it depends on which side of patent cases he'll take.

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  203. Soon to be the 40 Year Old Virgin by herbiesdad · · Score: 1

    For being a "genius" this kid sure has a lot to learn about college and life. I bet this kid couldn't figure out how to open a beer, take off a bra, or conduct a half-decent panty raid, let alone shoot the breeze with some peers. Being a patent lawyer is such a waste of some obvious talent that it's pathetic; there's nothing so challenging in patent law that it takes genius level intellect to accomplish. The point of being young is to make relatively consequence free mistakes, to enjoy life without the burden of adult responsibiliities, and to expand one's horizons in ways in which it is difficult to do as an adult. This kid could presumably do anything he wants (he has no loans or anything holding him back). If you are truly so smart then do something unique with your talent; help others, work on a matter important to human kind, start your own business, use your brain in a novel way--too many "smart" people fail to take risks, to challenge themselves, or to do anything different than all the other smart people are doing. it's pathetic.

  204. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their football team still sucks. Apparently academic standards aren't high there either. I guess that's what you get from the south though.

  205. I'm only slightly impressed by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

    The real story was that he overloaded by a bunch in two semester, so he compressed-out his last 2 years' worth of classes into one. Coming in with scads of AP credits was nice and all, but is this really news-worthy? I suspect a noticeable percentage of students could double-up their schedules if they weren't working, and didn't care about interacting with anybody. As a full-time student, I almost always had a bunch of slack time - even with project-intensive coursework. However, I decided that A) I didn't want to pay the extra per-credit-hour fee the school would assess for overloading, B) I needed to work to pay for things like gas and insurance, and C) I liked downtime - going to the movies, hanging out with friends, playing games, driving around to see what there was to see, etc.

    Yes, the kid's probably pretty smart. But he's also really determined. I know many people who've taken 21-24 credits in a single semester and did decently - even people who are just 'average' because they poured a lot of time and energy into their classwork.

    The article also doesn't say what the split in the AP vs 'real' credits were. I would suspect, though I don't know, that he took more of the arts/humanities AP classes and CLEP exams. CLEPing many classes isn't really all that hard if you're willing to put in a bit of time reading the prep books, or just know the material straight-up. Majoring in Math and Physics (from having talked to people who have, though it's not a universal truism) seems to have the fewest projects to turn in for grade, fewer papers (which take some time to just write, and more theory than application.

    Congrats to him on blitzing through the material and passing the classes. But I think the more interesting story would be how much of this he recalls in weeks/months/years ahead that he'll need. I don't remember much of anything I learned in Accounting because I don't have a reason to know or use it. Same with most of the advanced math I've taken. But the programming and analysis class material comes out in my work.

  206. What the article failed to mention... by PerfectionLost · · Score: 1

    ...was that he also laid 69% of UVA's female student body in the first semester, which is why he only took some 20-odd credits.

  207. Patent lawyer. In the US by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I can't think of many more vile ways of earning a living.

    Drug trafficker, jihadist and US President are the few that come to mind.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Patent lawyer. In the US by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      Which merely goes to highlight your lack of perspective. Much like a left winger accusing anyone slightly to their right of being Hitler, and a right winger calling anyone to the left Stalin. And you wonder why no one pays much attention to calls for patent reform. Being hysterical rarely convinces anyone of your sanity, or the sanity of any change you would propose.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
  208. Really? Did not read it no my syllabus. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That is a very common line used by people that were crap at stusying.

    If you want social interaction joing a knitting club.

    College is ther to provide an academic education, everything else is a nice to have but by no means essential.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  209. Social interaction isn't main educative aim. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Guys, stop it frankly.

    My anecdotal experience (to which surely you'll throw yours, but, hey, this is /. ) tells me that all those people that mistook college and university for a 5 year long cheap club the only thing that learned was: SISO (shit in, shit out).

    If you spend 5 or more years of your life getting drunk, partying, socializing and in general making an ass of yourself while paying just costumary attention to your education, chances are that you are going to get a job, but a shitty one. You'll get great at working the pub and club culture, but I am warning you, that will get you precious little in general.

    The guys that put the hard work, very often graduating ahead of the rest, got the best jobs and now are in positions of influence (both in the public and private sector) have travelled all around the world (ahem, ahem, ahem) , get the best chicks (ahem) and in general fare batter.

    Money and influence are great sociallizing facilitators, and the people that are most serious during their education will get those in abundant quantities when it matter with people that matter.

    So the choice is yours, socialize during your young years with a bunch of stupid kiddos like you or save it for later, when you could have the means to appreciate en really enjoy the socializing (like if socializing stopped outside the college or uni campus...).

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  210. Trade Deficit by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Could you please explain to me why having a trade deficit is a bad thing? In your explanation, don't forget to mention why it's bad to send other countries useless pieces of paper (we call those scraps of paper "dollars"), and get useful goods in return.

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    1. Re:Trade Deficit by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Could you please explain to me why having a trade deficit is a bad thing?

      Same reason as having high credit card bills that you never pay off is a bad thing. In fact, given that is how much of the trade deficit is ultimately financed- it's EXACTLY the same thing. Red ink is not the way to get rich- even though you may be living as if you are rich.

      In your explanation, don't forget to mention why it's bad to send other countries useless pieces of paper (we call those scraps of paper "dollars"), and get useful goods in return.

      And the answer on this one is National Soverignity- if you sell your freedom, is that any different than giving it away in war? What is to stop China from charging you 500% interest on those dollars and using that debt to enslave your children? Absolutely nothing is the answer. One world government affectionados never seem to ask the question, what if the world government that we end up with isn't a democracy?

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    2. Re:Trade Deficit by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      Same reason as having high credit card bills that you never pay off is a bad thing. In fact, given that is how much of the trade deficit is ultimately financed- it's EXACTLY the same thing.
      So if I send 15,000 scraps of paper to Japan and in return get a Honda Civic, how am I indebted to Honda or Japan? How is the US indebted to Japan? Please factor into your answer that we are off the Gold Standard, so it's not like Japan can come to Fort Knox and knock on the door to demand $15,000 worth of gold.
      And the answer on this one is National Soverignity- if you sell your freedom, is that any different than giving it away in war? What is to stop China from charging you 500% interest on those dollars and using that debt to enslave your children? Absolutely nothing is the answer. One world government affectionados never seem to ask the question, what if the world government that we end up with isn't a democracy?
      I'm afraid I don't follow any of this or how it relates to foreign trade. Is China lending dollars to me or the US as a result of foreign trade (so that I can buy a T-shirt, or whatever)? On what loan would China be charging 500% interest?
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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    3. Re:Trade Deficit by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      So if I send 15,000 scraps of paper to Japan and in return get a Honda Civic, how am I indebted to Honda or Japan?

      Because you don't actually have 15,000 scraps of paper to begin with. To get those scraps of paper, you're borrowing them (in part) from Japan.

      How is the US indebted to Japan?

      Because US dollars are based on the US Treasury- and the US Treasury is currently mainly financed by foreign sources, having long ago exceeded the spending limit of US taxes.

      Please factor into your answer that we are off the Gold Standard, so it's not like Japan can come to Fort Knox and knock on the door to demand $15,000 worth of gold.

      Actually, being off the Gold Standard makes it even worse- it means that instead of demanding $15,000 worth of Gold, Japan could, theoretically, demand that the United States attach YOUR wages instead through the IRS.

      I'm afraid I don't follow any of this or how it relates to foreign trade. Is China lending dollars to me or the US as a result of foreign trade (so that I can buy a T-shirt, or whatever)?

      Yes, that's how credit card companies get the money they need to lend you when you buy a T-Shirt on credit, or how the Federal Reserve gets the money that they print. In addition to that (NEITHER of those is the US Government, both are private corporations), the US Treasury is currently borrowing around $1.5 TRILLION a year from East Asia, but that's in addition to the Trade Deficit, which is financed by the credit card companies and the federal reserve.

      On what loan would China be charging 500% interest?

      Loans to credit card companies, the Federal Reserve, and the US Treasury. Now of course, China is not about to do that- they currently charge 1-10% on such loans. But say one day they decide that they've finally build such a standard of living that they no longer need US consumers- that they can sell to their own people and not have to worry about sudden unemployment by cutting the US off. Suddenly, it's in their best interest to not only change the terms of future loans, but also unilaterally change the terms of past loans.

      At which point they will have won the economic war, without firing a shot- and you can say goodbye to democracy.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    4. Re:Trade Deficit by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      Because you don't actually have 15,000 scraps of paper to begin with. To get those scraps of paper, you're borrowing them (in part) from Japan.
      I think I'm missing the mechanics of how I'm borrowing dollars from Japan. I'm pretty sure that the primary issuer of US Dollars is the United States Federal Reserve Bank.
      Because US dollars are based on the US Treasury- and the US Treasury is currently mainly financed by foreign sources, having long ago exceeded the spending limit of US taxes.
      Are you talking about T bills and notes? I'm pretty sure that the rates on those are determined at auction. Are you concerned that foreign governments might decide not to purchase T bills at auction, driving up interest rates? If the interest rate went up, ther would be plenty of investors to buy our T bills. I guess I still can't put my finger on what your concern is.
      Actually, being off the Gold Standard makes it even worse- it means that instead of demanding $15,000 worth of Gold, Japan could, theoretically, demand that the United States attach YOUR wages instead through the IRS.
      This is not a concept that I am familiar with. So Japan maintains a reserve of US Dollars. How does that entitle them to set US income tax policy?
      Suddenly, it's in their best interest to not only change the terms of future loans, but also unilaterally change the terms of past loans.
      This is also a new concept to me. Changing terms of past loans.

      I honestly am not following you. I think it would help if you would just explicitly state "Having a trade deficit causes A, which causes B, which causes C, which causes my children to be slaves to the Chinese."

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    5. Re:Trade Deficit by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I think I'm missing the mechanics of how I'm borrowing dollars from Japan. I'm pretty sure that the primary issuer of US Dollars is the United States Federal Reserve Bank.

      And they're a private corporation that borrows money to do their operations. It's all just been a giant shell game for many years now.

      Are you talking about T bills and notes? I'm pretty sure that the rates on those are determined at auction.

      For now they are- but what's to stop a country with a large military from say, demanding a different rate, and backing it up with nukes?

      Are you concerned that foreign governments might decide not to purchase T bills at auction, driving up interest rates?

      Well, in part- but I'm more concerned that a signle foreign government with a history of wanting US Natural Resources will abuse the process and demand repayment all at once- at a higher interest rate than initially determined. We currently have a military that can't even find one old crazy man in a cave- what the hell are they going to do to protect us against Chinese nukes?

      If the interest rate went up, ther would be plenty of investors to buy our T bills. I guess I still can't put my finger on what your concern is.

      My concern is that we're basically selling the country out from under citizens. There is NO reason why other countries should be allowed to use our money to begin with, or have access to sell their goods here.

      This is not a concept that I am familiar with. So Japan maintains a reserve of US Dollars. How does that entitle them to set US income tax policy?

      They have a reserve of more than just US dollars- they have the ability to buy and sell US Congress critters like so many little ants, AND they have the ability to join with other nations such as China in forcing the issue.

      This is also a new concept to me. Changing terms of past loans.

      The Mafia does it all the time, as do banks- it's in the fine print on all of your credit cards that they can change the interest rate at any time unilaterally as the owner of the loan. Same thing counts in international loans- IF the country that owns the loan is strong enough to back it up with military force. The US American military has proven itself over the last 5 years to be rather ineffectual and impotent, which creates the danger of even Japan's Self Defense Force being enough to do the job.

      I honestly am not following you. I think it would help if you would just explicitly state "Having a trade deficit causes A, which causes B, which causes C, which causes my children to be slaves to the Chinese."

      Ok. Having a trade deficit requires that we borrow money from the Chinese, which gives them control over the loan, which allows them to decide to raise the interest rate at any time, which would force the United States into a position of either having to attach our wages to pay back the loan through taxes, or fight. It's the same reason that debt is always bad unless it results in an asset worth significantly more than the debt used to acquire that asset.

      We're now to the point where we have to borrow money from China, Japan, India, and Saudi Arabia just to continue to feed our 310 million people (including illegal immigrants). That is not a sustainable position- eventually it WILL collapse and we'll lose anything resembling democracy over that collapse. It's stupid to borrow- it is a very sinful mistake that your children will pay for even if you don't.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  211. Here is the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting a BA in Physics and Mathematics is relatively easy. You only need 3 300 level physics classes and 6 300 level math classes.
    http://www.phys.virginia.edu/Education/Programs/Ma jorBrochure/
    http://records.ureg.virginia.edu/preview_program.p hp?catoid=7&poid=788

  212. 2nd reply: Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    So if I send 15,000 scraps of paper to Japan and in return get a Honda Civic

    It just occured to me that I'm perhaps misunderstanding you- are you saying it's a good thing to be a liar and a thief, as long as the consequences of your actions never catch up with you personally? In which case, perhaps I'm taking the wrong tack with you by taking the long view that consequences always will catch up with your actions and that it is the goal of asian cultures and middle eastern cultures to fullfill the same destiny that England thought it had in the 1800s.

    It's entirely possible that you DO think that fiat currency is a good thing, and that you either don't see or are too morally bankrupt yourself to see the consequences of our actions with respect to foreign trade.

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    1. Re:2nd reply: Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      It's entirely possible that you DO think that fiat currency is a good thing, and that you either don't see or are too morally bankrupt yourself to see the consequences of our actions with respect to foreign trade.
      How am I morally bankrupt? I thought you said it was the Chinese and/or Middle Easterners who are trying to take over the world.

      At any rate, the US/China trade imbalance can't go on forever. It's in both of our best interest for China to let the dollar weaken against the yuan, and to do it gradually. Sure, China could send the dollar plummeting and our interest rates through the roof, but then they wold lose the best customer for Chinese goods, which would screw up their own economy.

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    2. Re:2nd reply: Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      How am I morally bankrupt? I thought you said it was the Chinese and/or Middle Easterners who are trying to take over the world.

      Their "one world government" wishes are just being enabled by a problem with the First World itself: that we no longer make anything that is actually *needed* for our survival. It's all done by others. That to me is moral bankruptcy- forcing others to do the work we should be doing for ourselves.

      At any rate, the US/China trade imbalance can't go on forever. It's in both of our best interest for China to let the dollar weaken against the yuan, and to do it gradually. Sure, China could send the dollar plummeting and our interest rates through the roof, but then they wold lose the best customer for Chinese goods, which would screw up their own economy.

      Do it after they've got their own middle class buying goods, and our little 300 million consumers look like a drop in the bucket compared to their billion. WHY would they want US to continue to be their best customer, when they've got a far better customer at home?

      OTOH, if they could force a reversal- keep the yuan cheap and the dollar up- they could suddenly afford to use our natural resources to support their aging overpopulation- thus ruining America to get them through their demographic hump.

      Plus there's still the fact that China is primarily a command economy- to them, the world economy is just another weapon to use in their battle to destroy the United States.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  213. Something smells fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He managed to sell back his textbooks? "And he sold back textbooks for more than that." (meaning the price he paid for them)?


    Bullshit.

  214. anti-tommy by monkeybrainz · · Score: 1

    thomas: "lots of people go to college for 9 years" richard: "yeah, they're called doctors" thomas: "shut up richard" -tommy boy

  215. The Real Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is David Banh. (if there's any doubt, a moderator or otherwise respected poster can verify with me by sending to dhb3r@virginia.edu, my school email account).

    A friend of mine messaged me on Facebook asking about what my thoughts about the conversation going on here were. I've sortof sifted through most of what people are saying and it seems to me that people are expressing concerns and judgments, some positive, many negative. First, I think it would be fair if all those who were interested could know the facts.

    Obviously what you hear from the media stories is only a half-truth at best. I am not willing to full disclose everything that happens in my life to the national media (Washington Post, Fox News or ABC), nor would they report anything except the more relevant and perhaps more extravagant parts of my life. However, I think I can be somewhat honest about my goals, motivations, inspirations and personal sentiments on the matter are.

    I assume that most of you are asking: why did he do this?
    Some of my motivations are too personal to discuss even here on Slashdot. However, I certainly would emphasize that my interest in graduating early was primarily financial. College costs $15,000 a year at UVa, $15,000 a year that I do not have and money that my parents either would not provide me (they never were explicit about it) and perhaps could not provide me. I have two younger siblings, one who is a senior in HS now and another just beginning HS; both of them intend to attend college and are more normal students. I know how much money I got from scholarships, $13000 for the first year, and significantly less thereafter. I know how hard it was to get those scholarships; I applied to over 30 scholarships, scouring the web weekly for possibilities and was accepted to some and rejected from others. My academic credentials in high school were very high, I had strong SATs, the highest GPA for both sophomore and senior years at the top high school in teh country and was president of a club, organizer for another, and served on the local unit board of directors for the bridge league in addition to other honors I had received from the, but still, I was unable to pay for college (4 years at an Ivy League or even 4 years at UVa). My siblings will be more disadvantaged certainly and I did not want to be the one to drain the financial resources if I could help it.

    To extend on this... a lot of people were talking about enjoying the college experience and missing out on that.

    My reply to this is to first consider the following. Suppose that I did pay for college, as perhaps my parents or I could've through any combination of loans, work-study or just liquidation of our assets. Would I, or perhaps should I, have felt right purchasing any luxuries? I see myself as a more independent person, not financially dependent to my parents; they don't owe me anything. I might be able to justify asking my parents to pay tuition and they might have been willing and happy to do it knowing that it was all in the interest of education, but, would my parents be willing to shell out $1000 for fraternity dues if I had been willing to ask them? I don't think so and I don't think they should be obligated to. Would my parents have been willing to pay $300 for a winter ski trip? I don't expect them to. I would not have felt right enjoying myself to that extent at the expensive of my parents or other providers.

    So, as many of you have mentioned, I worked myself quite a bit harder one year and at the end gained admissions to the graduate department. This provides me with free tuition and a relatively generous graduate stipend. Now I can fully enjoy the benefits of college, for up to 6 more years under the same fellowship if I choose. I'm living independently (full financially and in terms of decision making) and I can afford some luxuries such as necessary club dues, a summer, winter or spring break trip with friends, and other similar enjoyments.

    Did I miss out on the college exper

  216. And now he dead from coke. by factgirl · · Score: 1

    If graduating in four years is like leaving the party at 11pm (for the record, I finished in five), then graduating in one year is like totally missing the party because no one clued you in because you had 37 credit hours to handle. (37?)

    I once took 19 credit hours in a semester in order to graduate when I wanted to. Worst. Semester. Ever (in terms of stress, anyway)! I managed to do all right, but had I taken a few credits less, I probably would have had a better semester GPA, but I can't go back in time now. I'm just glad I managed to eke out a 3.0, let alone get into the grad program of my choice (two years after graduating with my B.A.

    In conclusion: Life's about the journey rather than the destination. Sure, it'd be neat to have finished college earlier than I did, but I felt like I learned more about myself along the way, and that's invaluable. Sure, you could be a genius and finish in a year, but what have you learned about yourself? How have you grown? Knowledge is, indeed power, but that includes intrapersonal knowledge.

    (Also, the knowledge of experiencing an upside-down margarita. But that goes without saying.)

  217. missing the college experience? by stry_cat · · Score: 1

    I guess I've waited too long to post and no one is ever going to read this, but someone needs to say this especially after all this nonsense about missing the college experience.

    Wahoowa! Way to go man! Keep it up.

    I skipped one grade in High School and after all the crap I heard about missing a year of social development, I decided to do the full four years at college (plus I was a double major). Hugh mistake. I should have skipped two grades in High School and done college in 2-3 years (I'm no where near as talented as this guy, so there is no way I could have done college in 1 year). Frankly the social stuff was pointless and the living sistuation unrealistic.

    First you're trapped in the dorms with people who more than likely have nothing in common with you. This never happens in the real world. Once you're out, you get your own place and have complete control over the roommate sistuation. Plus you don't have general services to call to fix your lightbulb or clean the shower.

    Then there's the social activities. Again completely unrealistic. Once you're out, you're too busy having to work to pay your taxes and your mortgage to ever have time enough to go to the football game or the insane political rallies.

    This guy is smart enough to realize at an early all of this. I just wish I had realized it back then. The biggest waste of time and money was the formal education I had. I could be a millionaire right now, instead of being at least 2-3 years from that. This guy should be consider an example for all of our kids to look up to. I applaud him.

  218. I think that's definitely optional. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Actually, if he's a patent lawyer he might have to actually be able to understand the patents

    So, how are you liking America? Is it a big change from wherever you just recently moved here from?

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    1. Re:I think that's definitely optional. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Well, the alternate universe I was in required patents to actually not have prior art and not be obvious to be accepted. Forgot that this universe's America didn't have laws banning lobbyists.

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  219. Re:I hate to point it out but... it's an american by QX-Mat · · Score: 1

    It's a shame I got modded down as a troll because I pointed out the relance of the topic. Maybe American-focused stories should have a relance-to-the-rest-of-the-world modifier so I can happily ignore some of them.

  220. Re:You're wrong. by covertbadger · · Score: 1

    The point of going to college is poon-tang. Pure and simple. Why do you think they make you take English literature classes? To learn what a boring read Emily Bronte really is? No, it's so you can speak meaningfully to the cutie who wears the green satin bra on Thursdays, and so you can find out exactly what is under that bra, son.

    Only if you are incredibly, incredibly shallow. I spent much of my time at university getting drunk and chasing airheads, and 10 years later I regret not taking better advantage of the learning opportunities I ignored by being distracted. Luckily I earn well now and can easily afford the two part-time degrees I am currently undertaking.

    Whenever a story like this shows on slashdot or digg, as sure as the sun rises in the east you get people dragging themselves up and babbling on about how getting hold of some bint's tits is some sort of major social and formative achievement. It's pretty sad. What are you, a panting teenager or something? Is it deep-seated insecurity, or simply susceptibility to advertising, that makes people think that getting laid is the most important thing anybody can do?