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  1. Re:Lightfoot on Processors and the Limits of Physics · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of Grace Hopper and her nano second samples...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-vcErOPofQ
    It's a 10 minute Letterman interview but well worth the time...

  2. Re:It's not going to work on Bezos-Owned Washington Post Embeds Amazon Buy-It-Now Buttons Mid-sentence · · Score: 2

    There is no coming back from a reputation as an ad whore.

    Unless of course you are actually advertising prostitution...
    NSFW - http://www.sherisranch.com/
    in which case being "an ad whore" is exactly what you were shooting for!

  3. Re:serious confusion by the author on Email Is Not Going Anywhere · · Score: 1

    Right, because people understand and care about that.

    So much that they've flocked by the billions to closed, centralized platforms.

    Here's the thought process of most internet users: "Are all my friends doing it?" "Does it have cute pictures of kittens?" YES -> Click on it.

    "Open", "decentralized", or "user controlled" don't enter into it at all.

    Agrred
    But I for one will not use something that is "Closed", "centralized", or "kitten controlled"!

  4. Re:Government selection of connector technoglogy. on Reversible Type-C USB Connector Ready For Production · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was a great idea for the EU to legislate "One True Connection", because we now have "One True Connection" rather than eleventy-billion connectors, soon to be eleventy-billion-and-one connectors.

    I only need to connect my 'phone to charge it. I really don't give a shit if it's Micro, C-type, Mini or Purple Dildo shaped.

    All you need is one of these puppies:
    http://xkcd.com/1406/
    Also, if you have the Purple Dildo shaped connector and try to pass through airport security screening, you may have an interesting afternoon...

  5. Re:Now do that with an AA-12 on Point-and-Shoot: TrackingPoint's New Linux-Controlled AR-15s · · Score: 1

    Right but you wouldnt compare the accuracy of an M1A1 to the accuracy of an infantry rifle.

    Well, if you are 2,500 meters away please shot at me with an infantry rifle...

  6. Re:Big Challenge on Google Is Backing a New $300 Million High-Speed Internet Trans-Pacific Cable · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if I'd rather have the NSA spying on my or China trying to steal my intellectual property.

    I don't believe this is an either/or situation.

    And if you're not sure what that means, Google "double penetration"... but maybe not at work.
    Then again, with Google in the mix it will be "triple penetration"...
    bottom line is everyone will have your data and you will be screwed, like now but faster!

  7. Re:Now do that with an AA-12 on Point-and-Shoot: TrackingPoint's New Linux-Controlled AR-15s · · Score: 2
  8. Re:Great step! on Google Will Give a Search Edge To Websites That Use Encryption · · Score: 1

    EDIT:
    But I've GOT crap for an ISP!

  9. Re:Great step! on Google Will Give a Search Edge To Websites That Use Encryption · · Score: 1

    Down in the boondocks
    Down in the boondocks
    People put me down 'cause that's the side of town I was born in

    I love games, love to stream HD.
    But I crap for an ISP!
    Lord have mercy on a boy from down in the boondocks

    Every night I will watch the light from the house upon the hill
    They got 40megs a second in the whole damn place and it gives me such a thrill
    But I don't dare knock on their door,
    'cause I hacked their Master Card last year
    So I'll just have to be content
    To leach whenever I get near
    ...
    Apologies to Joe South.

  10. Re:Carnegie Melloned on 2D To 3D Object Manipulation Software Lends Depth to Photographs · · Score: 1

    So, she would be a Carnegie Mellon Baller?

  11. Re:Microsoft on Skype Blocks Customers Using OS-X 10.5.x and Earlier · · Score: 4, Funny

    peer to peer
    noun to verb...

  12. Re:So What's New? on EFF: US Gov't Bid To Alter Court Record in Jewel v. NSA · · Score: 1

    All this time I was thinking it's "The Just Us League"...

  13. Re:Only geeks... on Robotic Suit Gives Shipyard Workers Super Strength · · Score: 2

    So what I'm curious to see is how people handle moving with heavy weights, without feeling the heavy weights. Spinning around could be potentially dangerous, and dropping items could be devastating if someone were to forget the true weight of the item they held.

    Now let's all say it together...:
    We can work all that out in the software!
    Note to testing and QC departments:
    We will not be standing nearby while we work this out in software...

  14. Re:Farting awesomeness of skin on How Google Handles 'Right To Be Forgotten' Requests · · Score: 1

    It lemon the favrite of my smart butt in the wing of a perks the dust on slime accumulate girth.

    Oh Really?
    Well, Snot dogs softly waffle lizard skinned laundry ladies!

  15. Re:Nothing went "wrong" on Why TiVo's Founders Crashed and Burned With Qplay · · Score: 1

    He just got really lucky the first time.

    Trying to predict what people want is impossible outside of the basics of life:food, water, shelter, ....

    I think sex would make a good growth industry...

  16. Re:You must be kidding. on EA Tests Subscription Access To Game Catalog · · Score: 1

    No, I'm saying EA feels that way about us. They don't see us as an enemy, they see us as something they own and can do with as they please... As to the eating thing, did you think I meant "cattle" instead of chattel? Cattle can be chattel, but chattel is not restricted to cattle...

  17. Re:That has to be the most garbled summary.... on The Hobbit: the Battle of Five Armies Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    RotK?

  18. Re:None of them. on Which Is Better, Adblock Or Adblock Plus? · · Score: 2

    Wait, did you mean "butt entitlement"?
    That's a concept I can get behind!
    "Butt adjacent" is OK too...
    'cause slips happen...

  19. Re:You must be kidding. on EA Tests Subscription Access To Game Catalog · · Score: 1

    EA has established itself as a company that views customers as the enemy.

    You normally respect or are wary of an enemy...
    If you don't, they are already your chattel or your victim...

  20. Re:LINUX ON DESKTOP HAS SAVED; ME! on Valencia Linux School Distro Saves 36 Million Euro · · Score: 1

    I'm positive YOU are pronouncing that wrong...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSC11hLbM1w

  21. Re:LINUX ON DESKTOP HAS SAVED; ME! on Valencia Linux School Distro Saves 36 Million Euro · · Score: 1

    I think you're pronouncing that wrong...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSC11hLbM1w

  22. Re:Great. Now the sloth community... on Linus Torvalds: "GCC 4.9.0 Seems To Be Terminally Broken" · · Score: 3, Funny

    is going to be gunning for an apology...

    Maybe, but it take a while for them to get worked up enough to do anything...

  23. Re:Cost on "Magic Helmet" For F-35 Ready For Delivery · · Score: 1

    FTA:

    The helmet runs for about $600,000, which doesn't include software integration with the aircraft’s systems.

    How would you like to be the first guy to drop one of these... you know it's going to happen...

  24. Re:GOG discovers DOSBOX works on Linux on GOG.com Announces Linux Support · · Score: 1

    One thing is for certain: Linux users are still douchenozzles.

    Well, if you're going to be involved in that process, you may as well be where the action is...

  25. Re:So It's Come to This on Verizon's Offer: Let Us Track You, Get Free Stuff · · Score: 1

    I really don't care if they track my device but give me free stuff. My hamster has nothing to hide.

    Sure, that's fine until GPS is refined enough to determine if it is in fact an ass hamster... if so, then your advertising content is going to undergo a transformation. Also, PETA may call... The "ethical treatment of animals" ones, not the "eating tasty animals" ones... hamsters are not considered tasty... ass hamsters even less so... NOT saying yours is in fact an ass hamster... but is his phone on vibrate?