...The un-interesting bit is the mumble foo about a computer program. Some think
this is adding to the knowledge but the reality is hand drawn maps from
20 years ago tell the same OMG KYAGB story.
Right! They could have saved a bunch of time and money with:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "You are well and truly fucked!\n";
Evolution is not a theory,it's a scientific FACT,you fool.
All scientific facts are, in fact, theories. Scientific facts have been over turned time and time again, and this will continue to happen because that's how science works... And in the end we may actually find absolute truth to be a non-binary thing. Then again that may just be a wild assed theory...
OK, I lost count... so we are at "there are misconceptions in a post about misconceptions as the basis for a war against the internet"? Or is that a misconception on my part?
The problem with biological weapons is that unless you make sure all your so called friends are immunised or leave...
I just had this vision of a surrealistic scene... It was like I just woke up in a Family Guy Episode... Asshat (that looks like Quagmire): Dude, come on! We are gonna go see this babe that has an uncle that will let her show us her ankles! Peter: No, I told my Dad I'd study weaponizing virulent pathogens tonight... Asshat: Oh Man, this chick has eyes that go all the way down to her veil! Hey, if you don't want a look, it's your loss! Peter (sotto voce): Dude, you are SO not getting inoculated!
...And for those that want to argue that it's the employer's time, to use the employees how they see fit, one of the fastest ways to demoralize a technical worker is to make him do manual labor that doesn't even serve a purpose; most of us got into technical fields to avoid doing manual labor in the first place, let alone that which doesn't make a positive contribution.
One of the scariest things to see is a programmer walking towards the servers with a screwdriver...
Instead of a magnetic arm bracelet, it will be a magnetic halo for your head in order to give you god-like memory abilities. (only 5 easy payments of $19.99)
Bah! I've been doing this for years... people just couldn't see it because of the aluminum foil!
Can someone check on the dumping of waste from Mexican Restaurants into the ocean? Last night's refried beans, bad. Last Year's refried beans, very very bad...
How cool would that be? A butterfly lands on a bird and suddenly the bird goes flat like an empty balloon! The butterfly belches and has a hard time taking off...
Slashdot Mirror
Feels kind of dank and muggy, with a slight fetid odor. Yep. We're in The Cloud.
Well, that explains the fapping noise that seems to be everywhere...
I think they're going to try really hard to differentiate between the goose and the gander here.
goose = about to be cooked
gander = watching goose process
Aren't we really just sending it home?
Actually we sent it to a farm where it can run free and be happy...
bam!
Emeril Lagasse, don't be tossing your ESSENCE around here...
Seriously don't execute the halt and catch fire instruction.
I think it can be simply counteracted with a quick Ctrl+Alt+ohfuck...
But it does make one long for the days of the three fingered salute.
nope. not evah. no way.
What, your acting like it's dead or something...
Obligatory Monty Python (with cameo by The King):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A
...The un-interesting bit is the mumble foo about a computer program. Some think this is adding to the knowledge but the reality is hand drawn maps from 20 years ago tell the same OMG KYAGB story.
Right!
They could have saved a bunch of time and money with:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "You are well and truly fucked!\n";
Evolution is not a theory,it's a scientific FACT,you fool.
All scientific facts are, in fact, theories. Scientific facts have been over turned time and time again, and this will continue to happen because that's how science works...
And in the end we may actually find absolute truth to be a non-binary thing.
Then again that may just be a wild assed theory...
OK, I lost count... so we are at "there are misconceptions in a post about misconceptions as the basis for a war against the internet"?
Or is that a misconception on my part?
If you print on flash paper you can "burn before reading"...
http://www.amazon.com/Burn-Before-Reading-Presidents-Intelligence/dp/0786886668
The problem with biological weapons is that unless you make sure all your so called friends are immunised or leave...
I just had this vision of a surrealistic scene...
It was like I just woke up in a Family Guy Episode...
Asshat (that looks like Quagmire): Dude, come on! We are gonna go see this babe that has an uncle that will let her show us her ankles!
Peter: No, I told my Dad I'd study weaponizing virulent pathogens tonight...
Asshat: Oh Man, this chick has eyes that go all the way down to her veil! Hey, if you don't want a look, it's your loss!
Peter (sotto voce): Dude, you are SO not getting inoculated!
Damn You Peter Löwenbräu Griffin!
Not so much...
The South West of the US has it's share, and given the rains of this year it may be worse.
http://www.arizonaedventures.com/things-to-see-do/arizona-top-ten/scary-arizona/
I can remember seeing warnings in the local paper as well as hunters advisories.
Google it...
...And for those that want to argue that it's the employer's time, to use the employees how they see fit, one of the fastest ways to demoralize a technical worker is to make him do manual labor that doesn't even serve a purpose; most of us got into technical fields to avoid doing manual labor in the first place, let alone that which doesn't make a positive contribution.
One of the scariest things to see is a programmer walking towards the servers with a screwdriver...
Instead of a magnetic arm bracelet, it will be a magnetic halo for your head in order to give you god-like memory abilities. (only 5 easy payments of $19.99)
Bah! I've been doing this for years... people just couldn't see it because of the aluminum foil!
Damn, I thought it meant it would do well in my Winnebago. My server rack is near the rear axle and I've had some issues on bumpy roads...
Just saying... ;)
I can safely say, yes, due to this news the researchers at Edinburgh University will undoubtedly have many new members. :^)
Oddly, they will have female names but a male gender listing... it would appear someone told them to "grow a pair"...
I'll be looking at 7 when I get a round tuit.
Take a couple...
Google Images
Can someone check on the dumping of waste from Mexican Restaurants into the ocean?
Last night's refried beans, bad.
Last Year's refried beans, very very bad...
Maybe he meant the case was all true for non-intensive purposes...
But I doubt it.
..."we probabably shouldn't have broken the cash cow's leg"...
But, Grant could build it a new one, with a Ninja sword built in!
Or anti-gravity plankton! Maybe it's trying to get off the earth and we caught some of it like a bug on the windshield...
https://xkcd.com/598/
Is it ironic that moral fiber has become irregular?
beautiful blood sucking butterflies.
How cool would that be? A butterfly lands on a bird and suddenly the bird goes flat like an empty balloon! The butterfly belches and has a hard time taking off...
That depends entirely on which websites you visit.
Fox News! I know Rupert would never lie to me...
unless someone offered him, you know, money,
or he had another vested interest...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_Corporation