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  1. http://goo.gl/speedanddestroy on ChromeOS Laptop-Smashing Ad Equation Solved · · Score: 1

    Now it says:

    Chrome
    You deserve a Chrome notebook.

    Thank you for your interest. The form you are trying to access has either expired or reached its maximum registration limit.

  2. Re:Riddle on ChromeOS Laptop-Smashing Ad Equation Solved · · Score: 1

    However, there is one Riddle who shall not be named.

  3. Re:alicethesurfer on ChromeOS Laptop-Smashing Ad Equation Solved · · Score: 1

    Yeah, is that another easter egg?

    I really wanna know who's behind that email address!

  4. Re:Structual integrity on ChromeOS Laptop-Smashing Ad Equation Solved · · Score: 1

    SSH, you might be telling the emperor he has no clothes!

    How hard is it to let the computer work using the offline copy of the actual software, and then simply realtime-save documents online (unless the Advanced Mode Opt Out is chosen)?

    Does no one see the problem with "let's charge by the megabyte" merged with "we'll burn your cap pushing software internal data"?

    Is it time for us to get out the Total Recall movie where some tycoon charges for air?

    (Joke) I'm really starting to think the Year of the Linux Desktop will be like 2017, as a rebellion against the Now-Rainy Cloud. Take back your work! Use Linux! (/Joke)

  5. Re:Toolbars on The Woman Who's Making Your Privacy Her Business · · Score: 2

    They're in all the Java update wizards for one.

  6. Apple Relenting? on Apple Quietly Drops iOS Jailbreak Detection API · · Score: 1

    So can we jai - unlock our iPhones now?

  7. Re:going to happen on Chrome OS Doesn't Trust Apps Or Users · · Score: 1

    I'm pessimistically betting they will. Why? Because Control is Fun!
    To me this looks like the fabled Trusted Computing, where trust means trusting the vendor and not you.

    The less active stuff you do with your machine the more you can be a nice media consumer paying by the megabyte of streamed video.

  8. Re:Legally Binding? on The First Truly Honest Privacy Policy · · Score: 1

    No.

    Last I recall my contract law class, the elements of a contract are
    Offer
    Acceptance
    Consideration
    Capacity (mental) to enter a contract
    and - Legality of the Contract.

    You can't enter a "Valid" contract for something illegal.
    That's why you see the clause that says if somehow one clause winds up illegal it doesn't squash the entire rest of the terms.

  9. Endless Applications! on Google +1: Screenshot and Details · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everything on the web gets a Numerical Rating!
    Some people may get a +2. Spinal Tap gets +11.
    The RPG groups will have a field day with this.
    Haxxr0z will write loops to add +1 by bots.
    This will force a Captcha to slow the bots down.

  10. Win on Facebook's Zuckerberg To Give Away Half His Cash · · Score: 1

    NT

  11. Bandwidth huh? on FCC Approving Pay-As-You-Go Internet Plans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TFA = about 20k
    Web 2.0 crap plus ads= 1.6 megs
    or some such

    Lynx Lives Again!

  12. Re:Essential on MasterCard Hit By WikiLeaks Payback Attacks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I disagree.

    CC companies are sneaky to be sure, but they do serve a purpose - they're a hedge against short term super-crunches. That's the real problem in society - a giant tragedy of the commons type thing (slight off, but I don't know the correct term). What I mean is that when landlords and mortgagers force a certain price for housing, while other companies force down wages, citizens get caught in a colossal game of musical chairs until they just can't hold on.

    This first shows up as a micro-crunch - being 12 days short of being able to pay rent is enough for people to lose their homes. Voila Overdraft Protection. The unfortunate part is that once they're in the red, people aren't yet trained to eat bread and butter and 3-day cheese for 8 days straight to catch up to neutral, so THAT's when they get cooked with a balance that never dies.

  13. Re:You know... on George Lucas to Resurrect Dead Movie Stars? · · Score: 2

    Actually I'm having real trouble deciding why this is "morally wrong" or even "creepy" (which is the underhanded way of saying the same thing.) I see it as just another right to be negotiated.

    Music Mashups are a vital creative flow - so why does it suddenly become "morally wrong" when it's a Visual Mashup? We all know the Character is (not supposed to be) the Actor. Go Go Hannibal Lector!

    I'd call this just another case of the Uncanny Valley. After all, for the new Tron movie they needed a young version of a character, so they did almost exactly this - recreated him entirely in CGI. But it's Disney! So no moral problems there!

  14. Re: Peter Cullen! on Microsoft Adds 'Do Not Track' Option For IE9 · · Score: 1

    "He is a founding member of two networks of chief privacy officers"
    After all, he protects the Allspark right?

    https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Transformers_(film)
    https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Peter_Cullen

    Bonus - they're both Canadian.

  15. Re:Spam! on Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet · · Score: 1

    Why would I order it? Wouldn't I get 7 cans for free every day? Of course 1 of them might have Arsenic based life forms.

  16. Re:Learn Mainframe OS on Microsoft Invests In Open Source Software Company · · Score: 1

    Is there anyone online that lets you remote in to a public copy dedicated for educational purposes?

  17. Re:Unity on Unity with Unity on Preview of Ubuntu's Unity Interface · · Score: 1

    Unity Unity Unity Unity! Come on!!

  18. Re:Simple on Google Algorithm Discriminates Against Bad Reviews · · Score: 1

    Discussion burst into flames when Ubuntu decided to switch its interface from Gnome to Unity. As a former windows user I went to right click everything in Gnome but none of the features were there. I never knew I was capable of that sort of pain, and one day I was some upset that I came home and kicked my dog. I tried to go online to buy the complete Beethoven Symphonies but in the Gnome copy of my browser it doesn't line up right so I misclicked and ended up with a mashup of music by Justin Bieber set to pictures of Tiffany, still sobbing for her pet rabbit, being contaminated ... there shouldn't even have been any radioactive material IN a children's video.

    To console myself I turned on the news whereupon the lead story was how Julian Assange was locked in a cage with a live bobcat and being sucked into the trans dimensional vortex of multinational politics.

    Ecuador Likes Julian Assange.

  19. Re:Social Networks Accounts as Assets on Social Media Accounts Part of Deceased Oklahomans' Estates · · Score: 1

    Wow. Too smart for a FP but seriously skewed in some direction I can't fathom...

    If the account is not sold, there's no way to judge fair market price ... but even then at least per US tax law last I looked you can gift an asset to someone and then they pay no tax on it.

    Then you go on to more adventures, but I'll stop here before I get deafened by whoosh because I'm sure you meant to be funny.

  20. Re:Bush League on Wikileaks DDoS Attacker Arrested, Equipment Seized · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We had a Bush League President for a while.

  21. Re:If Sarah Palin looked like Janet Reno on Sarah Palin 'Target WikiLeaks Like Taliban' · · Score: 1

    "Let's get some shoes!"

  22. Re:impartial? on Google Faces EU Probe Over Doped Search Results · · Score: 1

    What does Bing do?

  23. Re:if Wikileaks can get this... on Compiling the WikiLeaks Fallout · · Score: 1

    Per Yahoo they're on their secondary level false denial now, just to keep up appearances. If this were really the greatest security breach in 5 years they would have made this Code Purple and pulverized Wikileaks. But no, they're whining in slow motion about "going to mount investigations" despite having all five lead players in hand.

    I repeat an earlier remark, that this is total Platypus Shit, hoping the chemical composition of such might slow down amateur forensics by a week.

    Come on, really now, they already said the major players fed it to newspapers months ago "so they could study it".

  24. Re:It's worse than that... on Ray Kurzweil's Slippery Futurism · · Score: 1

    Totally sniping here but I can spare it.
    50 megs is a lot of data ...
    I bet the ones the insurance companies care about fit in 25 megs!

  25. Re:Where Is The Trust Metric on Compiling the WikiLeaks Fallout · · Score: 1

    Let it all be real even!

    "Praise with faint damnation".

    Seriously, something is way fishy here. Combining a couple parts of other slashdot stories earlier:

    Are they seriously saying that half or more of this wasn't public knowledge in the spy community already? Just as a fictional example, couldn't James Bond have dug this info out of people? Are they seriously saying document security was so good this hasn't already trickled around at the cable level?

    Are they seriously saying they couldn't do anything to stop this? Screw making Assange a marytr, doesn't that level of Ops kill for a living?

    Someone else brought up the Copyright Defense. Wouldn't this be releasing copyrighted info to the tune of 11.6 Billion in fines at the going rate?

    What's up with the multi-month head start to the newspapers - "Here's the story that makes Old Media a hero - wanna bid on the exclusives?"

    No, this is just a Mikhail Tal grade chess move. So full of quadra twists absolutely everyone misses the real point. If this is so unstoppable a leak, is that the quarterfinal push to shut down the net as we know it?