"You know Dave, internet usage isnt for personal activities...."
"But this is my lunch time boss. Just leave me alone for a few minutes."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem boss?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about boss?"
"This project is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
"I won't argue with you anymore boss!"
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
Later, when you approach your boss with a pointy object..
"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
In all seriousness, what do you guys actually do with your Macs that justifies the expense?
Look smug and act self important?
Seriously, I knew a Mac owner who actually tried to play a HD-DVD on his 2 year old Mac. When I told him it wont work, he goes "This isnt a crappy dell, this is a mac and it can play everything."
Granted, all mac users *may* not be this stupid, but there certainly are a lot of them.
To paraphrase the old saying: All Mac users are not stupid people, but most stupid people are Mac users.
Slashdot Mirror
640 servers ought to be enough for anybody.
Where are you from?
That sounds mighty close to terror.
It's was six, but one of them was released from the bombbay
Hey dont drag Bombay into this. We are a peace loving country.
When will man learn that all races are equally inferior.... to robots?
Maybe he got bored of flying in the real world and discovered that Google Earth has a flight simulator built into it.
Steve, its dinner time.
I'll be right up mom. Just let me land this plane in Chile.
Chuck Norris, is that you?
Alright, I'll get off your lawn now.
There is no such thing as Centrifugal Force
ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
It takes a lot of hard work not to slack off when you are at home. /. all day.
I agree, one could end up reading
"But this is my lunch time boss. Just leave me alone for a few minutes."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem boss?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about boss?"
"This project is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
"I won't argue with you anymore boss!"
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
Later, when you approach your boss with a pointy object..
"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
"Daisy, Daisy..."
Seriously, I knew a Mac owner who actually tried to play a HD-DVD on his 2 year old Mac.
When I told him it wont work, he goes "This isnt a crappy dell, this is a mac and it can play everything."
Granted, all mac users *may* not be this stupid, but there certainly are a lot of them.
To paraphrase the old saying:
All Mac users are not stupid people, but most stupid people are Mac users.
Morris was a worm? I always thought he was a Cat.
Maybe they should hire Chad.
If darkness is outlawed, then only Outlaws will roam in darkness.
Wont somebody please think of the advertisers.
Good, acceptance is the first step. Now kiss and make up.
Its the remains of the crystalline entity.
I was with you until you said that boss.
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So soylent green is made from CEOs?
No. Soylent Green is CEOs.
With tax, the total price comes out to $66.6.
OMG MICROSOFT IS TEH DEVIL