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  1. Re:Cricket? on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    And still have no results at the end!

  2. Well on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    Can I atleast be modded Insightful....

  3. Re:Alcohol on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    95% of people are ugly and the only reason they go out with each other is alcohol.
    --Jerry Seinfeld

  4. Re:recursion on Using AI To Filter RSS Feeds · · Score: 3, Informative

    So basically the situation would be unchanged.

  5. Red vs Blue on Next Generation Zune Coming for Holiday Season · · Score: 1

    Vic : After analyzing the data you provided, we have calculated a fool-proof plan for winning the war Here are your orders: eliminate the enemy. Good luck. Also, try to do better and please win.
  6. Re:I have one... on Next Generation Zune Coming for Holiday Season · · Score: 1

    Sorry dude, you have to buy it in order to be considered as the 6th guy who has a Zune.

  7. Re:Liability and A/V issues? on Senate Committee Passes FCC Indecency Bill · · Score: 1

    Umm ... What is cricket?

  8. Re:How about that. on Hotmail Delivers Far Fewer Emails with Attachments · · Score: 1

    To put it another way, it's a pile of stacked $100 bills 10 feet wide, 24 feet deep and 16.8 stories high.
    What about the width?
  9. Re:But WHY? on Web Radio Negotiations Carry Poison Pill · · Score: 1

    Many people do. All you need is StreamRipper for WinAmp.

  10. Uncyclopedia.org on New and Improved Deadly Snail Venom · · Score: 1

    "Snail! It's a snail! Ooh, it's a snail!"
    -Badger badger badger on Snails

  11. Re:Live? on Microsoft's E3 Conference Displays Company Confidence · · Score: 1

    Dude you cant play games on the Internet. The Internet is for porn, and not for games.

  12. Re:Did somebody say 'movie'? on Microsoft's E3 Conference Displays Company Confidence · · Score: 1

    Alive in Joburg was great. Neill Blomkamp should've directed the Transformers movie.

  13. Re:50 friends on The Psychology of Facebook Examined · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, 64 friends ought to be enough for anyone.

  14. Re:don't read too fast... on Ancient Robot Was Programmed with Rope · · Score: 1

    Well I read it as "Ancient Robot Was Programmed with Dope" which also sounds spaced out.

  15. Sicilian Message? on Google Makes Case to Join Microsoft Antitrust Case · · Score: 1

    Did they wrap a fish in the anti trust papers.

  16. Re:Bill Gates Gives His Money Away on Bill Gates Drops To Number 2 · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer, is that you?

  17. They should've put this on the Voyager 1 on Far Future Will See No Evidence of Universe's Origin · · Score: 1

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at 900 miles an hour
    That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
    A sun that is the source of all our power
    The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
    Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
    Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars
    It's 100,000 light-years side-to-side
    It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick
    But out by us it's just 3000 light-years wide
    We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point
    We go round every 200 million years
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe


    You know... just to inform future generations.
  18. Re:People... on Giant Microwave Turns Plastic Back to Oil · · Score: 1

    People are made of hydrocarbons... kind of!
    You are wrong. People are made of soylent green ... or something like that.
  19. Re:Nothing unusual on Microsoft Pays Bloggers to Tout MS Slogan · · Score: 1

    Michael Gaizutis
    Sounds like one of those fake Radio names. (like Lazlow)

  20. Re:What an utterly... on Will Linux Win the Next Presidential Election? · · Score: 2

    Democracy is a system ensuring that the people are governed no better than they deserve.

  21. Re:I think you mean on Google Setting Up a Presence In Kenya · · Score: 1

    I think you mean Goolevator

  22. Re:iPhone + Laptop? on Apple and AT&T Announce iPhone Service Plans · · Score: 1

    iPhone + Laptop
    .
    .
    iTop

  23. We are Borg. on CA Bill Limits Skin Implantation of RFID Chips · · Score: 1

    The problem of multiple chips being inserted/removed can be easily solved. Just invent an interface through which the chips can be conveniently inserted/removed into the body. Some thing not very unlike the ports in the matrix.

    So, when can we set up an appointment for you?

  24. Khaaaaaan on Scientist Calls Mars a Terraforming Target · · Score: 1

    Terraforming is so outdated. Just use the Genesis Device on Mars.

  25. The Media on Experts Oppose Classifying Gaming Addiction As Mental Disorder · · Score: 1
    The Media (along with Jack Thompson) is also to be blamed for misinforming the general public and creating this situation. This article for example says

    Gaming has been pushing cultural boundaries for more than 30 years, testing--and often crossing--the limits of good taste and social tolerance.

    So have movies and songs and other forms of art. But only the gamers get "classified" as addicts and psychopaths.