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  1. Parity? on Homeland Security Stole Michael Arrington's Boat · · Score: 1

    Since the Canadian and US Dollars are almost the same, the diff was what 10 pence?

  2. Re:buy a security system + cameras on Ask Slashdot: Starting From Scratch After a Burglary? · · Score: 1

    Woo, shovel manure with a fork...

  3. TV? on Ask Slashdot: Starting From Scratch After a Burglary? · · Score: 1

    Why would you replace the TV? Be glad that it was stolen.

  4. Requires IE6? on Sony Announces the PS4 · · Score: 1

    Take control of a friends game... sounds like Windows and IE6 to me.

  5. Tiff???? on BlackBerry TIFF Vulnerability Could Allow Access To Enterprise Server · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who on earth uses Tiff anymore? Tiff was the most convoluted mess ever and should be executed by firing squad.

  6. Re:Windows 8 nightmare on Windows 7 Still Being Sold On Up To 93% of British PCs · · Score: 1

    I have told all family and friends that I don't do Windows. I have given up trying to single handedly save the whole bloody computer world.

  7. Bye, bye Youtube... on Google Looks To Cut Funds To Illegal Sites · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I take it that Youtube will be cut off then?

  8. Re:Just an End User on GNU Texinfo 5.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Oh my goodness, you also started with Caldera. I salute you my dear sir...

  9. Re:Do not want on GNU Texinfo 5.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Goddammit, and I thought edlin was bad.

  10. Re:Default to HTML yet? on GNU Texinfo 5.0 Released · · Score: 1
    Or perhaps more memorable:
    man://whatever

    That works in Dolphin too.

  11. Dumb patents on Hardware Hacker Proposes Patent and Education Reform To Obama · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem is dumb patents that do not advance the state of the art and provide no solution to anything. Most software patents are only problem statements and provide no solution to the problem at all, so they are totally worthless except to harass other people who actually invested the time and energy to solve the problem. If a patent describes something useful in a way that furthers the art, then no-one will have an issue with it. Every patent application should be accompanied by a working machine. Whether it costs 10 pence, 10 dollars, or 10 billion dollars to make that working machine - that will prove the value of the patent.

  12. Email... on Mega Accepts Bitcoin; Email, Chat, Voice, Video, Mobile Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    Well, duh, all programs expand until they can send and receive email.

  13. Re:Go ballistic on them on Ask Slashdot: Inexpensive SOHO Crime Deterrence and Monitoring? · · Score: 1

    A cow fence could be a good idea, but it is easily defeated by anyone slightly more intelligent than a cow. A green laser dazzler and a sound bomb might be better. Anyhow, a combination of a cow fence, dazzler, sound bomb, smoke and bear spray, may be a useful deterrent...

  14. Green Laser Dazzler on Ask Slashdot: Inexpensive SOHO Crime Deterrence and Monitoring? · · Score: 1

    Not exactly cheap, but one step up from the fake laser light show devices. http://www.freaklasers.com/laser-dazzlers-300mw-600mw.html

  15. Never mind the dog... on Ask Slashdot: Inexpensive SOHO Crime Deterrence and Monitoring? · · Score: 1

    A simple sign with "Nevermind the dog, beware of the rattle snakes" should do it.

  16. Re:Use a fire suppression system like this on Ask Slashdot: Inexpensive SOHO Crime Deterrence and Monitoring? · · Score: 1

    Wire the burglar alarm to the fire alarm - the fire crews respond much faster than the cops...

  17. Re:Just move your hands on Ask Slashdot: Keyboard Layout To Reduce Right Pinky/Ring Finger Usage? · · Score: 1

    Replace your rodent with a trackball. Much less hand stress with that.

  18. Re:so... just don't use them? on Ask Slashdot: Keyboard Layout To Reduce Right Pinky/Ring Finger Usage? · · Score: 1

    You just made be snort my coffee, but I doubt many others got the joke.

  19. Re:so... just don't use them? on Ask Slashdot: Keyboard Layout To Reduce Right Pinky/Ring Finger Usage? · · Score: 1

    Exactly. If he wants to be a programmer, then he should just learn to type with three fingers, like everybody else.

  20. Re:I got a better idea. on Could New York City Cut Emissions 90% By 2050? · · Score: 2

    Nitrogen. That is just air really. Strangely, Nitrogen is cheaper than dried air. Got to be dry else you get condensation on the inside of the glass.

  21. Car analogy on Surface Pro: 'Virtually Unrepairable' · · Score: 1

    Would anyone think of repairing a car tyre by cutting the rubber apart to weld a broken steel belt and then put the rubber back together again? No, you chuck the tyre away and buy a new one. It is about the same cost, so why would anyone want to repair a small electronic device?

  22. SciLab on Ask Slashdot: Spreadsheet With Decent Programming Language? · · Score: 1

    It is free and it works better than Matlab.

  23. Re:Batch on COBOL Will Outlive Us All · · Score: 1

    And there is nothing preventing anyone from declaring a few macros and writing a few functions to make things better.

  24. Al Ukraine on Alleged Operator of Demonoid Released From Jail · · Score: 1

    Let's use Arabic and call it Al Ukraine.

  25. Zenity on Ask Slashdot: Why Is It So Hard To Make An Accurate Progress Bar? · · Score: 1

    It is quite trival actually.

    This one is always perfectly accurate:
    zenity --progress --text="Testing..." --title="Test" --auto-close --pulsate &
    PID=$!
    Do whatever...
    kill $PID