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  1. It's not the size of your orbital period... on Trio of Super-Earths Discovered · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's how you use it! Ha ha what a lie.

  2. Fire with fire on RIAA's Throwing In the Towel Covered a Sucker Punch · · Score: 0

    I know that several people have described what the RIAA has done as criminal, and I don't think that even the RIAA lawyers would disagree. I also don't condone violence in any way, shape or form. However, since I've lived in Oklahoma and Texas for most of my life, I can tell you that the Redneck way is an eye for an eye - in every sense of the word. In fact, in Texas, if someone enters your house unlawfully, you can shoot him dead.

    What I'm wondering (after that lengthy prelude) is when is the RIAA going to go after someone who has the same view as some of the Rednecks that I've known and have their bad karma reciprocated? In other words, at what point do you think that someone going to resort to violence? I'm sure the RIAA lawyers wonder the same thing, and wear their ballistic vests.

  3. What the World has witnessed on 35 Articles of Impeachment Introduced Against Bush · · Score: 0

    What the World has witnessed is the greatest heist in history. BushCo effectively robbed the U.S. Treasury. US citizens, and our children's children, will have to pay it back.

  4. Re:Vowels on Mozilla Messaging Devs Don't Want To Duplicate Outlook · · Score: 0

    Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel... for poor Mr. Krcmar.

  5. Re:A few things I have learned on the road. on International Field Engineer Travel Tips? · · Score: 0

    He said "mission". CIA. Sounds fun, AC!

  6. Re:World's Greatest Detective on Hans Reiser To Reveal Location of Wife's Body · · Score: 0

    Same here. Is it time to retire yet? Can I sell my /. number on eBay when I do?

  7. If only on Phoenix Digs First Mars Soil Sample To Analyze · · Score: 0

    If only we spent as much on Space exploration as we do on the War Machine. I'd be planning my vacation on the Moon or at least to the Hilton in orbit.

  8. Serious question: on Hans Reiser To Reveal Location of Wife's Body · · Score: 0

    Can Hans have a computer(s) in prison and continue to work on the file system?

  9. Re:World's Greatest Detective on Hans Reiser To Reveal Location of Wife's Body · · Score: 0

    Three months after the site opened? I don't remember when I signed up, but I think it must've been longer than three months.

    I've always liked your sig, BTW.

  10. Re:On what planet is this 'news'? on How to Turn a PlayStation 3 Into a Linux PC · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Probably the same fuckwit who turned my karma to "Terrible" because I wrote something he disagreed with.

  11. DING DONG! on Barack Obama Wins Democratic Nomination · · Score: -1

    Munchkins
    Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
    Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
    Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
    Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
    Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
    Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
    Let them know
    The Wicked Witch is dead!
    Mayor
    As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
    Barrister
    But we've got to verify it legally, to see
    Mayor
    To see?
    Barrister
    If she
    Mayor
    If she?
    Barrister
    Is morally, ethic'lly
    Father No.1
    Spiritually, physically
    Father No. 2
    Positively, absolutely
    Munchkins
    Undeniably and reliably Dead

  12. Re:You will be missed bill on Bill Gates's Last Speech · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Well, gosh, then that means that NO software has ever been free in the history of software.

  13. Re:For those that can't seem to find it on Details Emerging On Tunguska Impact Crater · · Score: -1

    How can they say that this thing doesn't have a rim? It looks pretty clear to me that this lake has a rim. It may not be raised a lot, but rim - yes.

  14. Re:We switched to gmail. on Large Web Host Urges Customers to Use Gmail · · Score: -1

    Now that you're done pounding your chest:

    Companies that use GMail as their e-mail solution are FAR from being a Fortune 500 company. It's an entirely different ball game for a small company vs a F500 company with a comparatively huge budget. For a lot of companies out there, GMail makes good business sense. Comparing F500 to Mom n Pop, Inc. is just very short sighted - unless you simply wanted to showcase your vast experience and knowledge here on /..

  15. I also own a gym on IT Workers Are Getting Fatter · · Score: -1

    In addition to being an IT guy, I also own a gym, so I really have no excuse. Well, my wife runs the day-to-day operations, but I go to work each day and she goes to the gym. It was fun setting up the technology (network, cameras, access system, CC billing, etc...)

    Yeah, I DO practice what I preach. Fit as a fiddle here.

  16. Re:Imagine the first alien message! on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 0, Funny

    1) Make a neutrino sniffer
    2) Reverse engineer alien penis enlargement chemical.
    3) Adapt it to Earthlings.
    3) PROFIT!

  17. Re:Cool.... on New Linux Distribution — Exherbo, Announced · · Score: -1

    I was with the "why even announce it on /." crowd, but you are actually quite right. It is news for nerds.

    Now that it's announced, however, we can just as quickly forget about this unusable distro with mean, and just as useless, "community" behind it - we have enough of those as it stands. Not much to see here. Move along.

  18. I have the 100% solution on Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs · · Score: -1

    The next time I leave this country, of which I am a citizen, I will not come back*. See? Elegant!

    *See: "Hillary wins the Presidency" headlines.

  19. Air Taxis on Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs · · Score: -1

    This is exactly why corporate America has been turning to private planes since 9/11. Execs just don't want to deal with the bullshit - and they don't have to if they have the money. Drive up to the jet and go.

  20. Aw darn! on British "X-files" Released to Public · · Score: -1

    At first glance, I thought there was going to be a Brit production of the show "X Files". What a let down.

  21. Cuz they taste like CHICKEN on Seeking Signs of Ancient Martian Life · · Score: -1

    Well? Someone had to say it.

  22. Re:Is this really news? on Changes In Store For PHP V6 · · Score: -1

    From what I understand, this is typical of the Ruby elitist assholes. They are the shittiest of the shitty "communities". They make the OBSD guys look like Care Bears. Sure, they may know what they are talking about and might even be pretty smart and great with Ruby, but the dickishness is really uncalled for.

  23. An obvious choice on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: -1

    Vasectomies and tubal ligations FTW!!

  24. Riiight. on After 3 Years, Freenet 0.7 Released · · Score: -1

    Freenet:
    Hello Department of Homeland Security? This is Mr. CEO from Freenet. I'm sending you the API to our 0.7 release so you can monitor everyone who thinks they're really 'anonymous'.

    DHS:
    Wha whawha?

    Freenet:
    Yes sir, people really do think they're anonymously transmitting information - it said so on Slashdot.

    DHS:
    Wha whawhawha.

    Freenet:
    Yes, it is rather funny, sir. Goodbye.

  25. Re:"goals" on UAVs Will Study Californian Smog · · Score: -1

    "The goal is to study smog and its consequences as well as better understand the sources of air pollution"
    <tinfoilhat>
    Oh, that's what they say... But let's just see if they don't get used for citizen surveillance as well... If they're already flying there, you know someone in power will ask for it.
    </tinfoilhat>
    And to put it another way:

    But let's just see if the citizens don't GET USED to being surveilled.