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  1. Re:The GAO Application on Bogus Company Obtains Nuclear License · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I think you got the puppies answer wrong too - surely the "take them home and sell them" is what they were looking for.

  2. received a license to purchase... on Bogus Company Obtains Nuclear License · · Score: 4, Funny

    received a license to purchase dirty-bomb nuclear materials

    I'd kind of expect that just filling in the "Dirty-bomb materials licence form" would lead to instant arrest.

  3. Obvious solution on The Dusty Concern for the Mission to Mars · · Score: 0, Troll

    We just had the Surgeon General's story - so the obvious solution: just ban people from talking about the dust.

  4. Re:Global warming? on Surgeon General Describes Censorship From Bush Administration · · Score: 1

    I thought at first (from the summary) he was putting out press releases about it or something and I wondered why too. But if you read TFA it turns out he was just in some meeting where he felt he was the most qualified person present to explain the science.

  5. In my day... on Computer Graphics With Java · · Score: 4, Funny

    (you knew it was coming) we had to deflect the electron beams ourselves using little magnets we had dug out of the ground with our bare fingernails.

  6. Re:It always seems to on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 1

    As well as being fun, its an amazing ad for the company, everything they but into their blenders ends up as toxic dust!!!

    Yes, and the guy says at the end that he's thinking of putting the stuff on ebay... I wonder if he would actually be allowed to sell that toxic dust? I bet there's a law against it even though it's just the same stuff as is in the iPhone (well, it is the iPhone).

  7. How it is supposed to work on PC Power Management, ACPI Explained In Detail · · Score: 3, Insightful

    TFA lists all the states and how all this power management stuff is supposed to work... what it doesn't go into is how (or if) it actually does work. My experience is that it doesn't - I press sleep on my Windows XP PC ans all I get is a message telling me that the driver of my MIDI controller keyboard will not let the machine go to sleep!

    And on my (admittedly very old) Ubuntu laptop the screen just blacks out for a couple of seconds and then comes back on again. When it was running windows it used to go to sleep fine, but the wireless wouldn't work when it woke up.

    I guess other people's mileage probably does vary...

  8. Re:Oh great on Nicotine Is the New Wonder Drug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop making me smoke you damned scientists!

    I'm surprised they are letting lab beagles post on slashdot, is it the result of some animal rights campaign?

  9. Re:Won't Be Censored? on The Pirate Bay Won't Be Censored · · Score: 2, Informative

    Heh, well I guess it's the Slashdot headline I didn't understand! I guess it means "won't be on the censored list". But the summary also says "the Pirate Bay states that no files have been removed", but the linked article makes it sound like they did.

    Or something :)

  10. Won't Be Censored? on The Pirate Bay Won't Be Censored · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The linked article says:

    I want to point out that still to this day, the police has not given us one single hint on what content on the site has been containing child porn - and the things we have filtered out has been proven not to be child porn either.
    (my emphasis)
    Which sounds to me like they did remove something, and maybe even that if there was child porn they would remove that too. I'm not saying that's good or bad, just the Slashdot headline seems inaccurate. (Unless the article doesn't mean what I think.)
  11. Lossy compression? on Text Compressor 1% Away From AI Threshold · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't AI be using lossy compression? Certainly my real intelligence uses um, where was I?

  12. Re:Oh no, game weapons!! on Study Says Kids Like 'M' Rated Games · · Score: 1

    Then send the kid to play outside, with ... toy guns and weapons...

    Just don't give them any toy guns or weapons. Then at least they get some mental stimulation while they make weapons out of sticks and Lego (US translation: Legos). :D

  13. Re:n00b on Linux 2.6.22 Kernel Released · · Score: 1

    You just made me realise that I don't even know what kernel I'm running. I think I should just delete myself right now.

    (turns out it is only 2.6.17)

  14. Re:Your irony bypass - did it hurt? on Mars Rovers Threatened By Dust Storms · · Score: 1

    Heh, true, true. Yesterday I managed 7 mod points on a single funny (I thought) post and only 2 of those were "Funny" points, the others were all "Interesting" and "Troll".

  15. Re:Your irony bypass - did it hurt? on Mars Rovers Threatened By Dust Storms · · Score: 1

    It was just an attempt at humour, and no, not from an American.

  16. Re:I'm a geek and lack empathy on Mars Rovers Threatened By Dust Storms · · Score: 1

    Then the storm came for the Mars Rovers, and I was really quite worried about them. What a relief to know that I'm not sociopathic.

    I'm guessing feeling empathy for robots does not help in proving you're not a sociopath. In fact, thinking that having feelings for robots helps may even count against you. Nurse!

  17. Re:What are the chances? on Roswell UFO Festival · · Score: 1

    That aliens read the Washington Post

    Good point - they probably read one of the down-market tabloids that take alien abductions etc. seriously enough to devote extensive coverage to them.

  18. Re:Plus on Microholography Could Lead to 500 GB Discs · · Score: 1

    you're you're you're you're you're you're

    Sorry.

  19. Plus on Microholography Could Lead to 500 GB Discs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once your bored of them you can use them as a holodeck in your ant farm :)

  20. Do we need another top X of anything? on Did We Really Need Seven New Wonders? · · Score: 1

    No. But people just keep churning them out. Must be genetic.

    Now, who's going to help me with my top 7 things we don't need more of:

    1) Top X lists of things
    ...

  21. Re:In the old days on DoD Offers $1 Million for Wearable Power Supply · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please. The word is "forage".

    I think the technical term is actually "collateral foraging" these days.

  22. In the old days on DoD Offers $1 Million for Wearable Power Supply · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soldiers used to just loot their supplies from the civilian population, so I suggest just making all the gear run off AA's. "Throw out your TV remotes and come out with your hands on your heads".

    I'll take the $1m in used twenties thanks.

  23. I wondered how soon this would happen... on Swedish Police to Block Pirate Bay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    after they opened their uncensored image upload service (bayimg.com).

  24. Re:forgetting on DOJ Accidentally Gives Lawyer Wiretap Transcript · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "the FBI shows up at your door, demands the document back and orders you to forget you ever saw it" lol. Is there government funding available for professionally supported forgetting? I hope with other posters the guy did copy and distribute the stuff as it should be clearly in the public domain now.

    Well there was a copy, but now they've filed it with the court:
    Even the lawyers who filed the document with the court are no longer allowed to see it; instead, they've been permitted to file declarations, under seal, based on their memory of its contents.

    So I hope they didn't get too good at forgetting, because now they have to try remembering it again.
  25. Re:Brazil the movie on DOJ Accidentally Gives Lawyer Wiretap Transcript · · Score: 1

    That's Brazil the Terry Gilliam movie, not the South American country. Thought I'd clear that up before Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva decides to invade Slashdistan for badmouthing.

    You have that the wrong way round. First you bad mouth the country, they you invade them.