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Bogus Company Obtains Nuclear License

i_like_spam writes "As reported in the NY Times, undercover investigators from the Government Accountability Office set up a bogus company and received a license to purchase dirty-bomb nuclear materials from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. The GAO's investigation shows that the security measures put in place after 911 are not sufficient for protecting the American people." From the article: "Given that terrorists have expressed an interest in obtaining nuclear material, the Congress and the American people expect licensing programs for these materials to be secure, said Gregory D. Kutz, an investigator at the accountability office, in testimony prepared for the hearing."

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  1. The GAO Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Section One: Information
    Name: Fakey McNukesTheWhales
    Organization: The Organization Against Liberal Rags (TOALR)
    Use (check all that apply):
    • X Academic
    • X Business
    • _ Terrorism
    Intended goals (from above use):
    • X Making Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    • _ Energy
    • _ College Prank
    • _ Covertly refining yellow cake uranium with a heated gas filled centrifuge spinning at the speed of sound so that the isotope U235 separates from the heavier U238 therefore making the core of the dirty bomb powerful enough to strike down the heathen George W. Bush and all American citizens--PRAISE ALLAH!

    Section Two: Behavioral
    Question One: You are walking down the street and you see a box of puppies. Do you
    1. _ Take the puppies home and sell them for profit.
    2. X Hug the puppies and love them until you can find their owner.
    3. _ Curb stomp the puppies
    Question Two: You are approached by a man claiming to be from Nigeria offering you nuclear warheads with green, white & red striped flags on them. Do you
    1. X Ask the man for his name and inform the NRC of his proposition.
    2. _ Buy his warheads and forget he ever said anything about his nationality.
    3. _ Curb stomp the man
    Question Three: You enter a voting booth on election day but don't know any of the candidates. Do you
    1. _ Vote Democrat.
    2. X Vote Republican.
    3. _ You're too busy to vote.
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    X Approved _ Rejected

    See, they only answered one question wrong (the correct answer for Question Two in Section Two was the third option), the system works!
    1. Re:The GAO Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Intended goals (from above use):
      * _ College Prank The funniest college pranks are the ones that end with "Dude! You've got cancer!"
    2. Re:The GAO Application by niceone · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think you got the puppies answer wrong too - surely the "take them home and sell them" is what they were looking for.

    3. Re:The GAO Application by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Funny
      See, they only answered one question wrong (the correct answer for Question Two in Section Two was the third option),



      Not quite. The correct answer for question one, section two is, of course, #1. Only liberal socialist commie hippies would pass up a chance for profit.

    4. Re:The GAO Application by Gregb05 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, the correct answer for that question was a write in:
      "Train them as hunting dogs"

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    5. Re:The GAO Application by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1, Troll

      Actually those immigration forms foreigners have to fill out upon entering the US are not that far off from your questionaire.

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    6. Re:The GAO Application by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually those immigration forms foreigners have to fill out upon entering the US are not that far off from your questionaire.

      Actually, I used to find those "Are you an evil kitten-huffing war-criminal terrorist? yes/no (If yes, please bribe your local embassy official before travelling)" stupid until I got the point:

      Kitten huffing and other unamerican practices may or may not be against federal or state law - and attempting to arrest or deport someone for it could run into trouble from pinko liberal hippy lawyers muttering obscenities like "probable cause", "jurisdiction" or "it was all done in Photoshop". However, supplying false information on an immigration form is - praise the lord - very illegal and they can arrest you like mad for that.

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    7. Re:The GAO Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kitten Huffing: A relatively healthy alternative to Street Drugs. The most popular method of kitten ingestion, the "cupped hands" approach, involves cupping one's hands around the kitten's head, and inhaling deeply through an opening in the hands, effectively sucking out the kitten's soul. Some huffers prefer huffing using plastic tubes or kitten huffing bowls.

      I think I'm addicted to Kitten Huffing, I go through a couple litters a day.

    8. Re:The GAO Application by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

      I assume you are referring to the question that asks if you are coming to the US for the purposes of spying. I once asked someone from homeland security if anyone ever actually answers yes to that one. His response was that if you were there to spy they already knew about it.

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    9. Re:The GAO Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or both become a hunting dog breader and sell them for profit while in a trailer park in texas

    10. Re:The GAO Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      effectively sucking out the kitten's soul
      So that's why my cat has been feral ever since childhood. And I had thought it was something I did...
    11. Re:The GAO Application by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Actually those immigration forms foreigners have to fill out upon entering the US are not that far off from your questionaire."

      That's only if you are foolish enough to try to come in by air or sea.

      If you just come run across our southern border....there are no questionaire or questions asked. You won't be fingerprinted, or cataloged or have a background check.

      And you won't get sent home either if you get caught.

      Frankly, I don't know why anyone bothers with coming directly into the US by land or sea if the screening methods bothers them.

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    12. Re:The GAO Application by donscarletti · · Score: 5, Informative

      Covertly refining yellow cake uranium with a heated gas filled centrifuge spinning at the speed of sound so that the isotope U235 separates from the heavier U238 therefore making the core of the dirty bomb

      Actually, if you refined the uranium it wouldn't likely be a "dirty bomb" but would be actually the better known A-Bomb (well, after rearranging the insides a bit). The reason for the dirty bomb panic is that they use raw, unrefined fissile material, making them easier for terrorists to theoretically obtain. The problem with dirty bombs however is that the aformentioned raw, unrefined fissile material isn't overly dangerous unless in huge quantities. This is since it's too old and stable for many of the freaky-dangerous isotopes to exist since they have tiny half lives. Only the fallout from a REAL nuclear blast or some very fresh waste from a poorly designed reactor is potent enough to be dangerous in the thin spread you get from explosive dispersal. I guess enrichment, with its higher u235 count would be more effective, though U235 does not have the same zing as some of the crazy stuff you could get if you just made it reach critical mass.
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    13. Re:The GAO Application by FunkyELF · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, did you mean to post that as an anonymous coward?
      I wouldn't be showing off my knowledge of dirty bombs (if I had such knowledge) (which I don't) (...nor will I ever) (I love America).

    14. Re:The GAO Application by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I wanted to mark "curb stomp the election" :(

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    15. Re:The GAO Application by wiredlogic · · Score: 2, Funny
      Question One: You are walking down the street and you see a box of puppies. Do you
      1. _ Take the puppies home and sell them for profit.
      2. X Hug the puppies and love them until you can find their owner.
      3. _ Curb stomp the puppies

      Definitely a Nexus 6.
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    16. Re:The GAO Application by stonecypher · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sigh. Dirty bombs aren't unrefined uranium; they're refined and seperated as heavily as any other bomb. Dirty bombs are salted bombs, not bombs that were made poorly. Using the wrong uranium isotope would have a tremendous impact on the bomb's ability to blow up in the first place (or were we confused about why the uranium deposits in the ground don't blow up on their own?)

      Citing Wikipedia, the world's primary repository of half-knowledge, the apparent traditional list of salts for a bomb is this: americium-241, californium-252, caesium-137, cobalt-60, iridium-192, plutonium-238, polonium-210, radium-226 and strontium-90. I can tell you from personal knowledge that p238 is an extremely poor choice for a salt due to its half life (hundreds of thousands of years - we do want to colonize Russia after we're done nuking it back into the stone age.) It's also interesting that they misspelled cesium.

      Cobalt 60 is the canonical bomb salt (hence "cobalt bomb.")

      Next time you want to converse about nuclear physics, think real hard; if you learned it from Anne Coulter or Action Comics, chances are you'll look smarter staying quiet.

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    17. Re:The GAO Application by stonecypher · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chances are if he says the bomb is made out of marshmallows and pixie dust, the NSA won't go after him; since that's about as accurate as the explanation he gave, I'm willing to bet that he's in the clear.

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    18. Re:The GAO Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that posting as an Anonymous Coward really doesn't protect you much better. All articles have your IP address (in hash form; it's still tied to your IP though) and probably other information as well. Reversing an IP address hash is trivial because the address space is relatively small and well known.

    19. Re:The GAO Application by World.Pop(MPAA) · · Score: 1

      If your in California, it's take them home and neuter them, or violate the law and get 30 years in jail. Then spend the next 20 years in appeals bitter because your child molester cell mate got out after 3 months on "Good Behavior".

    20. Re:The GAO Application by Josef+Meixner · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I don't know why anyone bothers with coming directly into the US by land or sea if the screening methods bothers them.

      Do you know how hard it is to swim across the Atlantic Ocean and then hit the southern border?

      But I basically agree (and I have gone through that screening twice up to date) and honestly I even find it a bit funny. I always wonder if the officer on the other side also thinks it is ridiculous, because why should a terrorist be afraid to be easily identified after he committed his act (he is probably dead by then). Don't tell me there is a big database of all potential terrorists which is in any way reliable. So it is more or less security theater played to calm down people.

    21. Re:The GAO Application by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      It's also interesting that they misspelled cesium.


      It's Caesium in metric, you insensitive clod!
    22. Re:The GAO Application by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      "caesium is the spelling used by the IUPAC, although since 1993 it has recognized cesium as a variant as well" -- Wikipedia

      You have fulfilled the rule that every arrogant correction contains a glaring misteeke.

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    23. Re:The GAO Application by garry_g · · Score: 1
      Actually, you missed two answers ...

      Question One: You are walking down the street and you see a box of puppies. Do you
      1. _ Take the puppies home and sell them for profit.
      2. X Hug the puppies and love them until you can find their owner.
      3. _ Curb stomp the puppies
      The correct answer on this is 1 - obviously, you are not profit-driven, so you can't be a real red-blooded American and therefore not suited to handle nuclear material.

      We have already reported you to DHS for further questioning, make sure you pack everything you need for Guantanmo Bay ...
    24. Re:The GAO Application by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Don't most dog breaders live in Korea?

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    25. Re:The GAO Application by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      That might be the first time post referring to Kitten Huffing has ever been modded as '+5 Insightful'

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    26. Re:The GAO Application by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      i prefer the ones that end in a bright flash then eternal nothingness

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    27. Re:The GAO Application by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Ideally, but only if you'll be hunting liberal, socialist, commie hippies.

    28. Re:The GAO Application by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      You can't just redefine what a dirty bomb is just because you think another bomb is dirtier. I don't know what your wikipedia page is telling you but a salted bomb is a wad of specially chosen non-fissile metal with a nuke in the centre, a dirty bomb (or at least the type GWB and other fear mongers have been talking about) is a wad of poor quality fissile material with a conventional explosive in the centre. The burst of neutrons from the nuke makes all the difference in the world when it comes to the effectiveness of the weapon since it causes the tamper to become a radioactive isotope like cobalt 60 which actually DOES create deadly radiation unlike yellowcake refined in your basement that doesn't. A salted bomb may be dirty, but it is different to a dirty bomb.

      A salted bomb is waaaay beyond the capibilities of anything but a decent sized nation, since first one must build a nuke and thus it is likely considered that this would not be a terrorist's first weapon of choice. The dirty bomb however can be made fairly quickly and easily so that's what the panic's been about.

      Oh, and thanks for the final line, there's nothing like a good dose of ad homenem for making your argument sound better. I don't know who Ann Coulter is for what it's worth.

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  2. Law not sufficient by schabot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The GAO's investigation shows that the security measures put in place after 911 are not sufficient for protecting the American people.

    When are people going to get this. The laws existing before (insert grand public hysteria event here) were sufficient. There is a difference between needing to increase the strength of the laws, thereby weakening civil liberties, and properly and thoroughly enforcing the laws which are already in place.

    1. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      After reading the article I can tell you that the GAO guys are blowing this way out of proportion. The amount of Americium and Cesium that would be obtained in one of the moisture density devices is so small that you would need THOUSANDS, maybe hundreds of thousands of them to make any kind of 'dirty bomb'. The amount of Americium in one analyzer is about the size of a pin head, barely visible to the human eye. This is the same Americium that is in normal smoke detectors all around the country, in every home in every state. Millions of people have them, maybe we should all panic that terrorists will invade our homes and make dirty bombs out of our smoke detectors??

      The reality of it is that I can take Americium and hold it in my hands. It's an alpha emission radioactive isotope, meaning the first layer of dead skin on my hands would be enough to block the radioactivity.

      This is a scare article, designed to make the Bush administration look incompetent.

      They forgot to mention that actually making the bomb EXPLODE would involve an entire process that would probably have sent off flags from other governmental agencies. They don't mention it because they were never going to build a bomb, and besides it looks 'scary' that the Nuclear Regulatory Committee allowed the license to potential terrorists rather than the Department of Agriculture allowing the purchase of a ton of fertilizer.

      Why don't they publish an article on how you are being RADIATED every time you fly in an airplane? Or how about every time you go to the airport, you get NUKED by the metal detector!! Oh my we should ban all RADIATION it's going to be made into DIRTY BOMBS by terrorists and the Bush/Republicans/White Male Americans who are complicit since they caused 9/11!!!!!!eleven1!12!

      Please...

    2. Re:Law not sufficient by Notquitecajun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Somewhat true. I actually think that existing laws may have been TOO cumbersome for effective law enforcement, ie the lack of ability for communication between the CIA and domestic law enforcement. The problem with DHS is that it tries to do the job that COULD be done with effective communication between the FBI, CIA, NSA, and military.

    3. Re:Law not sufficient by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the dirty bomb scenario is a complete 100% propaganda fabrication. There is no way to disperse enough nuclear material to make it effective. It could happen, but it won't kill anyone from the radiation. It's pure neocon FUD.

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    4. Re:Law not sufficient by Threni · · Score: 1

      > There is a difference between needing to increase the strength of the laws, thereby weakening civil liberties, and properly and
      > thoroughly enforcing the laws which are already in place.

      There's also the difference between providing the illusion of safety and providing safety!

    5. Re:Law not sufficient by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Wow. Your mind is fucked up beyond belief.

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    6. Re:Law not sufficient by sveard · · Score: 1

      Fabricating conspiracies is how we deal with the randomness of these acts of terrorism, it makes us feel warm and fuzzy to think that everything fits in a grand and evil scheme. I, for one, don't believe that this is coming from the inside.

    7. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... isn't Americium is a bone-seeker? So probably fine on your hand, but really bad news if it enters your body at all.

    8. Re:Law not sufficient by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      " The idea with the terrorist dirty bomb would not be to get it to explode it would be to wrap the radioactive material around a conventional explosive get around helicopter height in a city with skyscapers and then explode it. The material would be embedded in the walls of the building or shatter glass and be enbedded in the floors and interior walls of the building; and possibly people.

      Then based on the anthrax attacks it would require that the building be destroied. It would be the perfect terrorist attack, fiarly easiy to do provided you have the materials, and huge amount of destruction.

      Screw the nuclear crap. Just hose the building in dioxin or ricin. There's a reason why biologicals have been called "The Poor Man's Nuke."

      Or you could use [REDACTED] along with [REDACTED] and really cause a panic. Just [REDACTED], and make sure you [REDACTED]; then just dump [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] near any convenient [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] - and run like hell.

      Hold on, there's some suits from the [REDACTED] who want to talk with me ...

    9. Re:Law not sufficient by darkone · · Score: 1

      This is a scare article It's interesting that an article basically saying DHS "needs" more money is allowed to make it into the news, but say the words "Global Warming" and you find yourself working in Antarctica.
    10. Re:Law not sufficient by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      metal detectors don't nuke you.

      as to the americium, did you hear of the boy scout that made a working breeder reactor largly from old smoke detectors and coleman lantern mantles?
      http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html
      -nB

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    11. Re:Law not sufficient by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... except that the cash infusion from the rest of the world ($20 billion in insurance claims) and the expl;osion in federal spending were what ended the recession the US was sliding into ... and we all know how everyone says that one way to stimulate the economy is to have a war ...

      The problem with the "inside job" scenarios isn't whether they're true or not - its that this government is so totally ^@%$@'ed up that they are believable to a large percentage of the population.

      I mean, where else can a drunk shoot someone in the face and have the VICTIM apologize? Unbelievable! Then again, what other nation has elected an alcoholic coke-head as their numero uno?

      The great thing about America - "Anyone* can become president."
      The sad thing about America - "Anyone* can become president."

      (for some values of "Anyone" - white, well-connected, rich, able to lie convincingly)

    12. Re:Law not sufficient by fbjon · · Score: 1

      This is a scare article... Why don't they publish an article on how you are being RADIATED every time you fly in an airplane? Or how about every time you go to the airport, you get NUKED by the metal detector!! Oh my we should ban all RADIATION it's going to be made into DIRTY BOMBS by terrorists and the Bush/Republicans/White Male Americans who are complicit since they caused 9/11!!!!!!eleven1!12! Indeed. I hereby propose renaming 9/11 to 9/!!. It makes much more sense like that.
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    13. Re:Law not sufficient by TMarvelous · · Score: 1

      Why is the above modded insightful? Security Measures are now synonymous with laws? This has nothing to do with law.

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    14. Re:Law not sufficient by db32 · · Score: 1

      Just to play devils advocate.... I present to you...
      The Radioactive Boyscout I have never been sure if I should be impressed by this kids intelligence and ingenuity or a little nervous about the possibilities.

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    15. Re:Law not sufficient by friend.ac · · Score: 1

      This is a scare article, designed to make the Bush administration look incompetent.

      I dont think we need this article to do that..

    16. Re:Law not sufficient by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      The laws existing before (insert grand public hysteria event here) were sufficient.

      Were they?

      If it's harder now to obtain a bogus nuclear license, then the pre-existing laws were insufficient, but the new laws are also insufficient.

      If it's the same difficulty, then the pre-existing laws were still insufficient.

      If it's easier now, there's something seriously wrong.

    17. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree. This seems to be a case where the government organization actually acted within its scope. The goal of the NRC is to maintain the safety of nuclear issues and ensure that people and the environment are reasonably protected. Even the article states that the material in such a dirty bomb would not lead to a significant health risk. The NRC is not supposed to be involved with economic issues or outcomes. That is the job of other government agencies.

    18. Re:Law not sufficient by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      When are people going to get this. The laws existing before (insert grand public hysteria event here) were sufficient. There is a difference between needing to increase the strength of the laws, thereby weakening civil liberties, and properly and thoroughly enforcing the laws which are already in place.

      The ultimate solution: government agencies should bomb people threatened to be bombed by terrorists in advance, to not allow terrorists blow them up first. Hahah! Take that, terrorists!

      I just couldn't understand, what means "bogus company". They wrote "Bogus" on the contract with very tiny letters? I've read government analysis yesterday on CNN that Al Qaeda is at the strongest point it ever was since 9/11, despite some hundred billion dollars (adding mostly to the deficit) and thousands of lives wasted on wars so far.

      All of those things the government does trying to embarass their own actions... Why? So they can pass even more ridiculous laws and put that data in the next Republican election campaign? How low can you possibly go here? Is there a bottom at all...

    19. Re:Law not sufficient by lessermilton · · Score: 1

      If I weren't a Boy Scout, you know what I would be?
      What?!
      If I wern't a Boy Scout... a terrorist I would be! (Since it's after 9/11, you know...)

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    20. Re:Law not sufficient by nokilli · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is the kind of shit I got when I said there weren't WMD's in Iraq, or that Al Qaeda had nothing to do with Iraq, or that we'd end up in a quagmire by invading Iraq, or that we'd be driven out of Afghanistan, and so on.

      So no, my mind isn't fucked up, indeed, unlike you, I have one and I use it.

      Fucking sheep.

    21. Re:Law not sufficient by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Exactly as I thought, you have nothing to contribute. Why I am not surprised, after considering your political stance?

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    22. Re:Law not sufficient by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      This is a scare article, designed to make the Bush administration look incompetent.
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    23. Re:Law not sufficient by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      what other nation has elected an alcoholic coke-head as their numero uno?

      Coke-heads? Hell, Bolivia just elected a coca grower as president.

      And there's always been plenty of drunks getting elected to high office. Winston Churchill was a heavy boozer all his life, and didn't make any particular effort to hide it. (One night at an official ball of some sort, he was confronted by a female MP, who said: "Sir Winston! You are drunk!" - to which he replied: "Yes, I am. And you, madam, are ugly. But tomorrow morning, I shall be sober.")

      I think it's time for Bush to start drinking again. He's tried governing sober, and it's just not working out so good. A change of strategy is called for.

    24. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the one who is engaging solely in ad hominem attacks.

    25. Re:Law not sufficient by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      Do you mean this smoke detector scenario, or the "classic" nuclear/RTG waste dirty bomb scenario in general? I'm very sure that a real dirty bomb made with real spent fuel can be very effective, not in immediate deaths of course, but from making a big chunk of a city uninhabitable due to continued exposure. And the Soviet Union made, spent, stored, and exported so much nuclear fuel in so many places that it will never be possible to track and secure all of it.

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    26. Re:Law not sufficient by Politburo · · Score: 1

      This is a scare article, designed to make the Bush administration look incompetent.

      No, the article demonstrates an example of administration incompetence. There is a law on the books. It may not be a good law, but it's there. The administration's duty is to execute the laws, and the article outlines a failure of that duty. Does it rise to the level of their other failures? Not really.

      I would agree that anyone playing this up as a real security hole is using scare tactics.

    27. Re:Law not sufficient by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      Loads of people were saying those things and being taken seriously. So, what else were you saying along with that?

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    28. Re:Law not sufficient by stonecypher · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The amount of Americium and Cesium that would be obtained in one of the moisture density devices is so small that you would need THOUSANDS, maybe hundreds of thousands of them to make any kind of 'dirty bomb'.

      This would only be true under the relatively unlikely situation that the terrorists were trying to make the bomb entirely out of the salting material, which they aren't. The salt doesn't need to be in much presence; nuclear explosions do a pretty good job of vaporizing and dispersing elements.

      The amount of Americium in one analyzer is about the size of a pin head, barely visible to the human eye.

      And way, way more than enough to salt a bomb. By the way, maybe you should try reading the article: "But he said the danger associated with the amount of radioactive material the auditors were trying to buy should not be overstated." In fact, the people demonstrating the flaw in control are just as aware that the test they made isn't a nuclear threat as you, some random SlashDot goon, are. That's not actually the point. That said, if you'd bother to check your math, the amount of Americum required is about three quarters of the volume of alpha emitter that was released in the Goiania accident, and the Goiania accident was just two guys carrying around one tiny container of dust. Turns out that a nuclear weapon does a better job of dispersing material than do two excited dudes who don't know why it's bad that their stuff glows in the dark.

      By the by, that accident contaminated 250 people, and that's in a weird little rural village with a population of less than nothing. If you just move that to two dudes walking around New York City with an object like that, you're looking at probably several thousand deaths. If you took that capsule and put it on top of a relatively high roof (say, an apartment building or a hotel,) then set up a simple oscillating desktop fan, you're looking at more deaths than any terrorist attack in US history (maybe in global history, not really sure.)

      That amount of alpha emitters nice and charged/distributed by a thermonuclear explosion? Yeah, you're just wrong about thinking that's not terrifying.

      The point is that the NRC is supposed to investigate everyone. Nobody should have been able to get anything, no matter how innocuous. The purpose of the exercise wasn't to attempt to acquire a dangerous level of material, but simply to show that virtually no effort was required to circumvent these regulations. Amusingly, the reason this worked is almost certainly because there was someone like you at the helm, making nasty comments about how harmless the materials are, and deciding to save themselves some time and just pass the damn thing.

      The reality of it is that I can take Americium and hold it in my hands.

      Yep. Cobalt too. That really doesn't have much to do with the danger involved. Many extremely dangerous things can be held in your hands, including C4 and U238. I'd ask what your point was, but I think you were just trying to pretend that fissile alpha emitters aren't dangerous because one of the situations that doesn't poison you to death is being in contact with the material.

      Or did you think the bomb salts were about something other than chemical toxicity?

      But he said the danger associated with the amount of radioactive material the auditors were trying to buy should not be overstated.

      Well, if they took the time to powder the Americum first, they could just use a traditional chemical explosive to distribute it. Timothy McVeigh managed. Turns out that normal bombs aren't that hard to make. Sure, that wouldn't matter much with Americum, but Americum has the exact same okay process as the other materials the NRC stores, including thorium and polonium. Get those as powders in a traditional bomb, and you've got a several mile cloud of you're-dead-in-three-days.

      It turns out that the peo

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    29. Re:Law not sufficient by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      It's not clear from what you said whether you mean dirty bombs as a whole are a fraudulent concept, or whether the material involved in this situation could not be used to create a dirty bomb. Please clarify: is the fabrication to which you refer about this situation, or about the fundamental concept of dirty bombs?

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    30. Re:Law not sufficient by orielbean · · Score: 1

      At least the GAO is still working for the American people. They are one of the few groups that has any clue how to protect us from our government and incompetency in general.

    31. Re:Law not sufficient by orielbean · · Score: 1

      You got it! The 9-11 report said the same damn thing. Clean up the act, reduce layers of red tape. So we added a huge layer instead. And crony-fied the cream at the top for good measure. Ugh. We didn't need fewer civil liberties, more wiretapping, extra defense dollars. We had the info needed, but nobody in charge ever got close enough to the data to do something useful with it.

    32. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And loads of people are saying that the U.S. government, or the Israeli government -- or both -- were complicit in 9/11, and most of those people believe that we'll get a repeat performance.

      So what's your point again?

    33. Re:Law not sufficient by sploxx · · Score: 1

      The reality of it is that I can take Americium and hold it in my hands. It's an alpha emission radioactive isotope, meaning the first layer of dead skin on my hands would be enough to block the radioactivity. Not quite true. Replace 'block the radioactivity' with 'block the alpha particles' and you're right. But nearly every alpha emitter has also gamma emissions which can harm you, although not as much as ingested alphas.
    34. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony is that dude went in the navy. Sat across from a mess table from him while serving on CVN-65 even. I even said, "Aren't you..", which he interrupted with, "Don't even ask about it!" Served as an MS if I recall, since he wasn't allowed to go into any of the engineering ratings.

      Still it's pretty funny how far along he had got with that project without being noticed. At least any harm he caused wasn't all that intentional. I'd hate to think how far actual bad guys could get, considering the piss-poor monitoring of such things.

    35. Re:Law not sufficient by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      Depends what you consider "loads," but it sounds like your threshold for use of the term is a couple orders of magnitude below mine.

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    36. Re:Law not sufficient by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      Well, let's do the math: 1kg of uranium spread out over manhattan would result in a density of 16 microgram/m^2. That is, if it is spread in a uniform way. The natural occurence of uranium is 300 microgram to 11.7 milligram per kg. So I doubt it will be that harmful.

      Now, how would you make a bomb that would spreads the material effectively? Uranium is a metal, so just putting a block of uranium in a conventional bomb wont work; you'll have to powder it - a lot. preferably less than 16 microgram per particle. And then mix it with the explosives and let it go of. How much of this material would leave a 100-200m radius of the blast you think? Remember, uranium is very heavy. How long would it take some people with a vacuum cleaner to clear up the mess?

      That's why I think it's very doubtful it would be effective.

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    37. Re:Law not sufficient by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      Short answer: the whole concept. Long answer: cfr supra. (my answer to the previous reply).

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    38. Re:Law not sufficient by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Actually, if there was anything he "mostly" made it from, it was beryllium and radium. I'm not sure about the beryllium, but radium is certainly not easy to get, unless you get lucky like he did.

    39. Re:Law not sufficient by kcbrown · · Score: 1

      metal detectors don't nuke you.

      They do in Soviet Russia!

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    40. Re:Law not sufficient by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      Hey, look on the bright side, Antarctica is getting warmer by the second. Don't forget your sunblock.

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    41. Re:Law not sufficient by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      I think Usama/Katrina did a fine job of showing Bush as incompetent.

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    42. Re:Law not sufficient by darkwhite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The natural occurence of uranium is 300 microgram to 11.7 milligram per kg. So I doubt it will be that harmful. Natural uranium is almost all U-238, which is relatively harmless (2 OOM lower radiation than U-235). Why do you think the link between depleted uranium (all U-238, no U-235) and health problems is not proven? Spent nuclear fuel is far more enriched than natural uranium. Also, natural uranium is locked into the soil. Contaminant uranium will presumably be in the air and on the surface, making it a lot more troublesome. Finally, uranium of any form is by far not the most hazardous radioactive material out there.

      How much of this material would leave a 100-200m radius of the blast you think? It's not that easy. Why do you think there's an exclusion zone around Chernobyl? Less than 60 tons of fuel got ejected from that reactor, and the exclusion zone is 30 km in radius. That increases as the square root of the fuel mass, so for a 1 km radius you apparently need less than 100 kg of enriched fuel, though I'm not sure how to estimate that amount in spent fuel. The fuel from Chernobyl wasn't deliberately dispersed, either. Only about 2 tons got ejected into the air and almost all of that settled within the zone, yet the immediate spike in radioactivity in all of Europe anywhere near downwind was massive. All that it needed was some wind. A terrorist detonating a dirty bomb would of course try to use the wind to maximum advantage.

      Yes, it would have to be pretty heavy. Blowing up several hundred kg of powdered nuclear waste above a city isn't easy, but it's nothing a Cessna and an equal amount of explosives can't do.

      How long would it take some people with a vacuum cleaner to clear up the mess? Try cleaning a forest with a vacuum cleaner sometime. A city is not at all easier. Washing it down helps, but not when there's a lot of it. I agree that there wouldn't be many deaths and the exclusion zone wouldn't be large - several km^2 at most - but that's still massive when it's in the middle of a downtown area.

      That's why I think it's very doubtful it would be effective. Neither my analysis nor yours, nor that of anyone less than a team of nuclear engineers and security experts, is adequate. I've never seen an adequate study of the dirty bomb threat. I'm not sure what the DHS is up to, but if they're seriously working on this, they're keeping awfully quiet about it. Given the amount of publicity their other programs receive and the quality of their grants I've seen so far, I'm not hopeful. There's some program to install container scanners in ports, but all we keep hearing is that it inspects a tiny fraction of cargo.

      What infuriates me is the useless security measures everywhere and the people who use the T-word to further their agendas. Then people fed up with that start conflating real, actionable threats with the avalanche of fearmongering bullshit. I think that's happening with this topic.
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    43. Re:Law not sufficient by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      ...and after looking up some more data, the Chernobyl figure is even lower - 10 tons got out of the reactor building, less than 2 dispersed in the air.

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    44. Re:Law not sufficient by Romicron · · Score: 1

      Stop giving them ideas. Last thing we want is the FBI busting into random houses and detaining people for terrorism for having smoke detectors.

    45. Re:Law not sufficient by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about the beryllium, but radium is certainly not easy to get, unless you get lucky like he did.

      Radium is naturally emitted from the ground here in Finland, and, since our winters tend to be cold and our houses thus well insulated, tends to pool in the air in said houses. Lucky us ;(.

      Or, to put it in other words: Near Soviet Russia radium gets you !

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    46. Re:Law not sufficient by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The administration's duty is to execute the laws, and the article outlines a failure of that duty.

      Failure ? If the law isn't enforced then it's good as dead. The only thing remaining is disposing the metaphorical corpse from the lawbooks. "Off with his head!", as some other ruler said. Gassed, electrocuted, hanged and torn apart by horses; this law is as good as executed.

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    47. Re:Law not sufficient by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's radon. Different stuff. People weren't too creative when they started naming this stuff.

    48. Re:Law not sufficient by jason8 · · Score: 1
      Ignoring for the moment your comments about nuclear bombs, since this discussion is about dirty bombs, i.e. conventional bombs salted with radioactive material:

      Get those as powders in a traditional bomb, and you've got a several mile cloud of you're-dead-in-three-days.

      Can you back that up? According to the NRC, "Immediate health effects from exposure to the low radiation levels expected from an RDD would likely be minimal." (http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fac t-sheets/dirty-bombs.html)

      You mention the Goiania accident as a parallel, but there were <5 deaths caused by that, and all were of people in close proximity to the concentrated radiation source. I'm not an expert, but nothing I've read supports the idea of a dirty bomb producing a "several mile cloud of you're-dead-in-three-days."

    49. Re:Law not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... so some crazy person could powder the Americum in a smoke detector and kill a bunch of people including themselves??? Does that mean there's a danger in house explosions/fires?

  3. Where have they been? by Bootle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm curious where these GAO guys have been for the past SEVEN YEARS

    1. Re:Where have they been? by toleraen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check the news much? They've been there, all over the place actually. They're there as advisers and auditors, not to police everything the USG does. Even the Comptroller General was on the Colbert Report not too long ago.

    2. Re:Where have they been? by Bootle · · Score: 1

      They're there as advisers and auditors, not to police everything the USG does

      Maybe that's the problem.
    3. Re:Where have they been? by toleraen · · Score: 1

      What, that we have a government based on 'Separation of Powers'? Write a letter to your congressional representative if you're irritated.

    4. Re:Where have they been? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      The same place they were for the other seventy-nine. The reason you haven't heard of them isn't because they aren't around and it isn't because they aren't doing their job. It's because the vast bulk of people just never research what's going on deeply enough to have even a passing familiarity with the groups involved. GAO's been around since 1921. They were hugely involved with The New Deal. Presidents Hoover and Roosevelt tried to get rid of the GAO, but failed. Why? Because they're deeply influential and hugely involved with the history of this nation.

      It never ceases to amaze me how SlashDotters confuse "I haven't heard of it" with "it hasn't been succeeding."

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  4. Obvious solution by Werrismys · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just bomb and invade the nucler regulatory commission and proclaim problem solved, once and for all. Once and for all!

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    1. Re:Obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do it! They have swinglines! Black AND red ones.

    2. Re:Obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. This administration would bomb and invade the Department of Housing instead. After all, this is the department that once denied his daddy's re-zoning request. Plus, I think Rumsfeld once told Bush that there are no good targets at the NRC.

  5. Shocking by 53cur!ty · · Score: 1

    At least the Feds were investigating themselves! Wonder if given the findings they will investigate/review all license holders?

  6. Re:This is shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! Just because the us borders are wider open than Paris Hilton or Britany Spears...

  7. blue zig AYB. by eneville · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Oh no, someone has set us up the bomb!"

    1. Re:blue zig AYB. by tttonyyy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Oh no, someone has set us up the bomb!" That's too obvious - you should've tried the lolcat approach:

      "Im in ur Nuclear Regulatory Commission discrediting ur security measures"

      Now that's one hell of a cat.
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    2. Re:blue zig AYB. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can has fiznible matearyal?

  8. not surprising; look at 9/11 commision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The truth is that we have implemented very little of the 9/11 commission's recommendations. Only the trivial easily seen one's. This admin does not really care 1 bit about what it professes.

    1. Re:not surprising; look at 9/11 commision by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Of course, one has to pretend that they all made sense as well. It was a committee based on pure politics and politicians' need to look like they were doing something about the problem.

  9. Dirty Bomb? by fatphil · · Score: 4, Informative

    Does anyone actually still believe that myth?

    It's just another piece of government propaganda to keep the population scared.

    One of the reading rooms of the university library (previously a chemistry lab) was way more dangerous - both mercury and asbestos. I bet near any highway in the average metropolis there's way more carcinogenic shit in the air than from any mythical 'dirty bomb'.

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    1. Re:Dirty Bomb? by otacon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently someone doesn't watch 24, there are atleast 2 to 10 terrorist attack attempts every hour, and we are always only seconds away from stopping them. Yes, some of them are dirty bombs. Maybe someone should educate themselves before posting...

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    2. Re:Dirty Bomb? by mikael · · Score: 1

      I am guessing you mean 24 as in the Los Angeles CTU fictional series, rather than BBC News 24?

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    3. Re:Dirty Bomb? by faloi · · Score: 1

      Given the content of a lot of news broadcasts, I'm not sure the conclusions one would draw from either are all that different.

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    4. Re:Dirty Bomb? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I bet near any highway in the average metropolis there's way more carcinogenic shit in the air than from any mythical 'dirty bomb'.

      ... and just think about all the above-ground nuclear tests in the last 60-odd years.

    5. Re:Dirty Bomb? by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Is there a difference?

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    6. Re:Dirty Bomb? by niceone · · Score: 1

      It's just another piece of government propaganda to keep the population scared.

      I don't think so. AFAIR most likely dirty bombs would be pretty harmless, but that's not the point - People are scared of radiation (they don't need government help with that), which is what makes even a 'harmless' dirty bomb effective in terms of the panic it would cause. Not to mention the economic cost of evacuating the area and the clearing up every little scrap of radiation.

    7. Re:Dirty Bomb? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      The funny thing with radiative material is that your skin is a rather good protection agaisnt radiation, but ingesting or breating only micrograms of some radioactive material can kill you in a few weeks. Therefore, a dirty bomb, which is way to spray radioactive material in the largest possible volume of air can be quite dangerous, even hours after the detonation. And all you need is some radioactive (not even fissile) material and a tool to disperse it (regular explosive works fine, but it could also be a spray, or you could just open a can of powder on the roof of a downtown bulding during a windy rush hour day).

      Add to that the immediate panic, the restlessnes of the many people who won't know for days, if not weeks if they have been contaminated or not and the horror of a long and painfull dead for the unlucky ones and you've got a perfect terrorism weapon. The only way to prevent such a thing is to control access to the radioactive material.

    8. Re:Dirty Bomb? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >I am guessing you mean 24 as in the Los Angeles CTU fictional series, rather than BBC News 24?
      One is made by Fox, one isn't. That ought to be a bit of a pointer.

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    9. Re:Dirty Bomb? by curlynoodle · · Score: 1

      True, however terrorism and the "war" on terrorism is all about grand-standing. The threat of sending several tons of asbestos into the atmosphere is not going to have the same psychological effect as radioactive material.

      After the New York attack, I wondered why those responsible did not plan a more, truly damaging attack, say to the US power grid. I was once told that a power plant could potentially taken offline for months with simply a few shots of a high power rifle. If that is actually true, I do not know. But it seemed reasonable.

      Again, its all about grand-standing, and affecting people on the mental plane.

    10. Re:Dirty Bomb? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      You aren't just whistling "Dixie" on this one. Here's a link about this exact concern here in Portland, supposedly one of the "greener" cities out there.

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  10. received a license to purchase... by niceone · · Score: 4, Funny

    received a license to purchase dirty-bomb nuclear materials

    I'd kind of expect that just filling in the "Dirty-bomb materials licence form" would lead to instant arrest.

    1. Re:received a license to purchase... by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      So if you're an agency that is researching ways to detect them or maybe to clean up after and you need samples of the radioactive material used in it to test your solutions, you should be arrested immediately?

      Purchasing materials for a dirty bomb != making a dirty bomb.

    2. Re:received a license to purchase... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading a joke != understanding that it is a joke

    3. Re:received a license to purchase... by darthnoodles · · Score: 1

      Mod: -1 Missed the joke.

  11. I know the solution by crayz · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need more blanket wiretaps, data mining, and american citizens and legal residents 'disappeared' into military prisons. We've clearly exhausted every imaginable constitutional & non-invasive security measure

    1. Re:I know the solution by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      Wiretaps and data mining just aren't proactive enough, someone could still pull something off before they're caught. What we need is a DHS agent following each and every american citizen around 24/7 with weapons locked and loaded.
      Try to do something now, citizens!

    2. Re:I know the solution by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      And a DHS agent following each and every DHS agent!

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    3. Re:I know the solution by nelsonal · · Score: 3, Funny

      This can only end in the worlds longest samba line, party on dudes!

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    4. Re:I know the solution by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      What we need is a DHS agent following each and every american citizen around 24/7 with weapons locked and loaded. The need for so many more agents would take care of unemployment too. It's a win-win.
  12. Terrorism by pubjames · · Score: 5, Interesting


    I don't think this administration is worried about terrorism at all. Terrorism is just a useful justification for what they do, and keeping the people scared.

    The thing that really convinced me of this was how they handled the Iraq war. Leaving aside for a moment that bombing the crap out of people is probably a pretty good way to make new terrorists, they did the following:

    1) Failed to secure nuclear facilities in Iraq. (They did however make a big effort to secure the oil wells).
    2) Distributed in Iraq, without care or record, twelve billions dollars of Iraqs money in cash.

    Are those the actions of an administration that is worried about terrorism? To me, they are the actions of an administration that wants to create them...

    1. Re:Terrorism by vfrex · · Score: 1

      Not entirely disagreeing with you, but why wouldn't they secure the oil wells? We're talking about a middle eastern country here. Without an economy, there might as well be no government. And without oil, there is no economy there.

    2. Re:Terrorism by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      1) Failed to secure nuclear facilities in Iraq.

      The what?

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    3. Re:Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amazing - first us&a starts 2 recent different wars, one of which has the sole purpose of getting oil rich nation under control, second one appears as attempt to control the largest heroin producing nation; all that creates generations and generations of terrorists and then everyone starts crying ohh my they want to nuke us and there is not a security measure which can stop this. the f*ck did everyone think when starting those wars - that there will be no backfire HA HA HA, now that's real cute BUT ITS WRONG!

      i see a world power - definitely i do - power of shortsighted stupidity driven by greed and corruption.

      rip my beloved usa for you will never become world power

      PS does anyone even remotely imagine what will be happening in (hopefully separated by that time) iraq in lets say 15 years from now on? Still a state with civil war written all over it? Pro Iranian and pro US countries formed during this time?

    4. Re:Terrorism by pubjames · · Score: 1

      The main point is that they did not secure the nuclear facilities. I mentioned the oil wells because actions communicate motives. Your words suggest that you think they secured the oil wells for the benefit of the Iraqi economy and the Iraqis themselves. Other actions of this administration suggest that they aren't really concerned with helping the Iraqis or the economy of Iraq.

    5. Re:Terrorism by pubjames · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Terrorism by vfrex · · Score: 1

      No, I'm saying that your claim is weak. Maintaining the oil industry in Iraq is the ONLY way that the country has a chance to thrive, at least in the short run. Without the oil industry, the country is nothing. Although you can try to claim that the administration had ulterior motives, at the end of the day, what they were doing happened to be very important to Iraq. Without oil, Iraq isn't worth anything, even to itself. If the coalition didn't work to secure the oil fields, Iraq would have collapsed anyway and the situation wouldn't be very different.

    7. Re:Terrorism by faloi · · Score: 1

      We haven't had an administration that wasn't bent on keeping the population afraid of something in decades. When I was growing up, we were still afraid of the Soviets and a nuclear war. In my teenage years, we were afraid of terrorists (first WTC), right wing militia-types, and we can never forget the constant undercurrent of fear of drug related gang violence and the like. Oh, and SARS, bird flu, swine flu, drug resistant TB... Throw in the occasional blowing up of aspirin factories just to make sure other countries stay riled up against the "Great Satan" and "decadent West" and the politicians are golden. They've got something to look serious about, and other countries don't have to address their internal problems because it's all the fault of "the West."

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    8. Re:Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS does anyone even remotely imagine what will be happening in (hopefully separated by that time) iraq in lets say 15 years from now on? I would guess not in the US government. The extent of the poisoning by "depleted" uranium ammo will create millions of angry (maybe partially sick) people who lost family. I cannot imagine a better terrorist breeding ground.

      I have a horrible feeling that the US would be better off if there were no tomorrow. There will be an accounting for all of the atrocities committed today.
    9. Re:Terrorism by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      But, but...I thought the Iraq war was unjustified because Iraq didn't have any nuclear facilities.

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    10. Re:Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The justification was weapons of mass destruction.

    11. Re:Terrorism by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      I think they _are_ worried about terrorism.

      Just look at the amount of effort they put into diverting attention away from their own acts.

    12. Re:Terrorism by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Oh, that fictional nuclear material.

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  13. Protection from what exactly by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Informative

    Investigations into the dirty bomb theory have concluded that there was likely to be little damage or loss of life from a dirty bomb other than that caused by the explosion itself and that the effects of the radioactive material would be highly localised and negligible if the area is cleaned quickly. Of course as soon as the T word gets used in conjunction with dirty bombs they are one step away from Armageddon.

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    1. Re:Protection from what exactly by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      Can you cite a link please?

      Thx

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  14. Have you RTFAed? by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slashdot editor has not:

    The bomb the investigators could have built would not have caused widespread damage or even high-level contamination. But it still could have had serious consequences, particularly economic ones, in any city where it was set off.

    We always complain about government making lives (and business) harder for no reason. Well, getting "interviewed" by the commission, or having to submit pictures of the office and the list of employees to obtain such insignificant quantity of radioactive material could well be argued to be unduly burdensome.

    Note, that the "serious consequences" are acknowledged by the article to be largely "economic" ones. Well, having to verify every such application would, likely, have much more of an economic impact. The article laments, that the bogus receiver of the license "had no offices, Internet site or employees. Its only asset was a postal box." So? Do we really want "having an office" to become a requirement for anything?..

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    1. Re:Have you RTFAed? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1
      No we don't want having an office to be a requirement for everything, but having a location licenced to use nuclear materials isn't unduly burdensome for ordering nuclear materials.

      I'm not one to freak out at the mention of the N-word (no not that one, the one they rhymes with heckler) but there is a pretty good reason for the NIOSH (I think that's the regulatory agency anyway) standards for handling nuclear material. I think it stands to reason that if you don't have a facility licensed to use, store, or transport nuclear materials, you probably shouldn't be ordering them.

      However, FTFA:

      But he said the danger associated with the amount of radioactive material the auditors were trying to buy should not be overstated. And the operation would have been much more expensive and complicated than pulling off a more conventional attack involving a truck bomb or a chemical tanker truck.

      "Why would I not blow up a chemical tanker on a train with chlorine in it or other toxic materials, at a tiny fraction of the cost before doing this very elaborate exercise?" Mr. McGaffigan said.
      So basically, it isn't even economic impact we're worrying about here, it's public reaction when the 11 o'clock news reports DIRTY BOMB EXPLODES IN SHOPPING MALL <small>one killed by explosion, no other serious injuries, no long term health risks, no structural damage, mall to reopen tomorrow</small>

      Perhaps we should be educating the public rather than fear-mongering that, OMFG anyone can buy industrial equipment with small amounts of Am-241. Next think you know we're going to be hearing the breaking news that ordinary rocks in the ground contain radioactive material - all a Terrorist has to do is dig them up, crush them, refine them, set up an extraction facility, and run this process for only ~5 years with out anyone noticing, then then all they'd have to do is discover an effective dispersal mechanism and thousands could receive low level radiation poisoning.
    2. Re:Have you RTFAed? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Well, getting "interviewed" by the commission, or having to submit pictures of the office and the list of employees to obtain such insignificant quantity of radioactive material could well be argued to be unduly burdensome.
      I think that even on SlashDot you'll have a hard time finding someone who'll claim it is unduly burdensome for the nuclear regulatory commission to interview its customers.
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  15. The funny thing is by Jaaay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that most terrorists of the blow ourselves up kind are too stupid to ever do this in the first place. When you look at a lot of the recent bombings or attempted bombings in London the terrorists had all the advantages and were still too retarded to kill a lot of people as you'd expect they could if they had brains since they have the advantage of surprise and crowded civilians.

    1. Re:The funny thing is by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      terrorists had all the advantages and were still too retarded to kill a lot of people as you'd expect they could if they had brains

      Their experience as doctors is that people are forever hurting themselves in bizarre ways. Blowing themselves up in Barbecue accidents with propane bottles, etc. It should be so easy to help the process along a little bit and kill hundreds of people.

      Of course, it really isn't that easy to kill people. Not their fault they didn't know that. Lets be thankful they weren't engineers like the Malaysian terrorists who did the Bali bombings.

    2. Re:The funny thing is by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      The good news is indeed that suicide bombers can't share their experience, the bad news is that the people who recruit weak or desperate persons and train them to become suicide bomber do. And having their boys miserably fail but still make the main news on every western country TV or newspaper for over a week is still a victory for them.

    3. Re:The funny thing is by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      If recent events in Glasgow are anything to go by the civilians might be the terrorists biggest problem.

      John Smeaton ( national hero ) has this message for any terrorists he or his countrymen come across

      "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

      Personally John himself has, famously, tackled one of the terrorists himself, this is what he says about it

      "Me and other folk were just tryin ta get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him !"

    4. Re:The funny thing is by CmdrGravy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Additionally, the following highlights the difference between American and Glasweigan responses to terrorism.

      America:"Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, i just
      ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"
      Glasgow: "C*nt wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up 'n gave him a good
      boot,then decked him"

      America:"I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i
      thought i was gonna die"
      Glasgow:"here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

      America:"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions, we
      didn't know what was happening, I thought i was gonna die"
      Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

      America:"We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and
      was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for
      my life" Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty
      couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a
      good boot to the baws"

      America:there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was
      gonna die"
      Glasgow:"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw B.O basher intae a fire it
      wis like that"

      America:"i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"
      Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be
      oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

    5. Re:The funny thing is by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      that most terrorists of the blow ourselves up kind are too stupid to ever do [salted bombs] in the first place.
      It only takes one.
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    6. Re:The funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was reported that one of them *was* an aerospace engineer at an Indian company... One of the drivers-- he is not expected to live.

  16. Why only minor? by PetriBORG · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    The bomb the investigators could have built would not have caused widespread damage or even high- level contamination. But it still could have had serious consequences, particularly economic ones, in any city where it was set off.

    which would have required extracting the radioactive materials from the machines and combining them, a job that could harm anyone in close contact -- they could have built a bomb that would have contaminated an area about the length of a city block, according to the regulatory commission.

    So I guess contaminating about a block of NYC would be only minor? Or how about the Reflecting Pool in DC? I'm not sure that I would call contaminating the mall area a "minor" incident. There can be a lot of important things in the space of a block. They compare this to someone hijacking a chemical truck, but I wonder how long the radioactivity would be irremovable from the area as compared to said chemicals.

    "The economic and psychological effects of a dirty bomb detonating on American soil would be devastating," [Senator Norm] Coleman [R, MN] said in a statement Wednesday. "The N.R.C. has a pre 9-11 mindset in a post 9-11 world focusing just on preventing another Chernobyl."

    But I still don't feel that statements like this do anything but spread FUD. Thats my 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Why only minor? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      So I guess contaminating about a block of NYC would be only minor?

      Yes. The standards of "contamination" used by these agencies is extremely strict. The difference between a surface that is "contaminated" and one that actually presents a real health risk to someone is about 3 or 4 orders of magnitude.
    2. Re:Why only minor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I guess contaminating about a block of NYC would be only minor? Or how about the Reflecting Pool in DC?

      Contamination can be cleaned up. Usually, it's easier to remove radioactive contamination than it is to remove graffiti.
    3. Re:Why only minor? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      dirty bomb contamination isn't particularly dangerous. the elements are quite heavy and relatively large so the particles sit on thwe ground not doing much.

      nuclear fallout is much worse because it comes from vaporized material that condenses into widespread tiny particles far smaller than dust and chunks from uranium strapped around a brick of C-4

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  17. Is that all? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA:

    The machines include americium-241 and cesium-137

    I had access to cesium-137 at college. There wasn't any real security about it. You could probably rip it off it you wanted to. I personally have a cache of americium-241 on a shelf in my garage. Thats where I put old, non-functional smoke detectors. I don't actually know where I can go to get rid of them and I am not stupid enough to put them in the bin so they stay in the garage.

    You can't make a nuclear bomb out of these materials. You can certainly make a dirty bomb which will spread the stuff around, but I don't know how bad that is really going to be. It might release radioactivity embarrassingly close to background with any decent coverage.

    1. Re:Is that all? by scsirob · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you will be told what to do with them as soon as the authorities find out that your stash of old smoke detectors in your garage weighs 20 metric tonnes by now..

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    2. Re:Is that all? by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      Thats where I put old, non-functional smoke detectors. I don't actually know where I can go to get rid of them and I am not stupid enough to put them in the bin so they stay in the garage.

      Manufacturers are required by law to accept them for disposal...likewise antistatic dust brushes that have a polonium-210 strip. Check the instructions.

      rj

    3. Re:Is that all? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the amount of activity has some small relevance, hmm?

  18. It's even easier than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I traded a 6-pack of Duff for the contents of Homer's back pocket.

  19. It's all about charming them, by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    Here is the video application they sent to the government for gaining access to top secret and radioactive materials,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g

  20. So? by Eudial · · Score: 1

    From my understanding, these so called dirty bombs are really more psychological warfare than anything else. They're not actually all that effective. This can be seen by studying the effects Chernobyl's fallout had on those who came in it's path (very little).

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  21. "Dirty Bombs" by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    This is dumb in so many ways. They could have bought 5000 smoke detectors too! What retards. GAO is a joke.

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  22. medical and waste from other countries by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    doesn't matter if they plug this particular loophole. there a few others: radioactive waste and medical equipment. doesn't have to be from this country, ship it in in a lead lined cargo container. oh, we inspect all of those, right?

    take a white van, pack it with TNT and strontium-90 from radiotherapy equipment or nuclear waste/ nuclear plant parts and set it off in times square. doesn't have to cause a lot of damage. the real "bomb" is the psychological and economic bomb: no one will want to go to midtown manhattan anymore

    after the explosion which would kill a half dozen people and shatter some windows (nothing, right?), you'd have reporters walking around with geiger counters, and talking about the half-life of strontium-90 (28 years). 5.5 years after 9/11, we are still talking about the air quality issue of the particles of concrete and steel and diesel fuel and aluminum and asbestos. that's all washed away by now. but radioactive contamination doesn't work that way. it sticks around for decades

    in other words, you can kill a bunch of people. ok, they are gone, done for. case closed. people grieve, people move on. psychologically, it's cut and dry. but you can do another kind of bomb, something more sinister and insidious: you can damage a society more by introducing a permanent nagging environmental degradation in the form of low level radiation. this is far more damaging economically and psychologically. it's scandalous, it's a permanent nag in your head, not something you get over. and that's the whole point of terrorism: the instilling of terror. terrorists can't kill us all, but they can influence our thinking. to paraphrase stalin ("a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"): the endless fretting over a nonquantifiable and continuous degradation to your health for years is perhaps more terrorizing than outright killing someone

    that's why a dirty bomb is so nasty a concept, and why we should worry about it

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    1. Re:medical and waste from other countries by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *snip* the real "bomb" is the psychological and economic bomb *snip*

      QFT. The insane long lines, the stupid restrictions, etc. involved with air travel these days simply indicate that the terrorists have won. They no longer need to actually attack to distrup the lives of hundreds of thousands, the mere mention of the possibility of an attack or even a new attack vector is enough...

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    2. Re:medical and waste from other countries by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      They no longer need to actually attack to distrup the lives of hundreds of thousands, the mere mention of the possibility of an attack or even a new attack vector is enough...

      True enough. That doesn't mean we should wash our hands of the issue however. Sure, these terrorists have won battles in the past, and no doubt to continue to do so in the future. But this doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to be on the overall winning side of his war and struggle against dark and sadistic ideologies.

      Some would simply like to compare terrorism to just another natural event like hurricanes and traffic fatalities. That is to say, it's inevitable and there is nothing we can do to curb the problem. That might be well and true. But know this, with terrorism, the stakes are much higher. We've already seen what it does socially and economically post 911, and we're seeing the near fall of Iraq from al-qaeda insurgancy. It doesn't take much imagination to foresee the potential ramifications. As such, terrorism is something we much take very seriously. I do, and I hope the Slashdot community does as well.

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    3. Re:medical and waste from other countries by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      It makes me sad to see my country reduced to this. In WWII, Hitler thought he could break the will of the English by bombing their cities; instead, he strengthened their resolve and gave them the opportunity to get their airfields back in shape. On the other hand, three planes crash into buildings and a fourth is stopped from doing so and suddenly we can't board an airplane without an hour of security. What's even funnier to me is that the fourth plane didn't complete its objective; the passengers didn't allow it. The problem fixed itself since passengers won't let airplanes be hijacked any more, and now that we're protecting pilots better, it's even less of an issue. It's sad to see the will of the people shatter in the face of so little adversity :'(

  23. Not quite a stop at Walmart by palemantle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The undercover operation involved an application from a fake construction company
    the investigators, using commercially available equipment, were able to modify it easily
    With that forged document, the auditors approached two industrial equipment companies to arrange to buy dozens of portable moisture density gauges

    If some terrorists were really keen on getting their hands on some americium-241 and cesium-137, I reckon they might just choose to try and ... steal the stuff instead. Possibly easier and "safer" too.

    1. Re:Not quite a stop at Walmart by Runefox · · Score: 1

      But if that's the case, then America would be on guard. If the attack came from nowhere and had those materials included in whatever manner (Dirty Bomb(TM)), there would first off be the element of surprise, followed by hysteria, followed by an inquiry into where the materials came from, followed by more hysteria, followed by sweeping reforms and loss of liberties.

      At least, that's how it all happened with 9/11. Surprise strike, hysteria, inquiry, hysteria, "reforms", decay of civil liberties.

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  24. Nooooo! by toQDuj · · Score: 5, Funny

    >not sufficient for protecting the American people.

    Nooooo! Poor widdle Americans! Awwww. *Hugs Americans*

    B.

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    1. Re:Nooooo! by Aliriza · · Score: 1

      I think this will end in bringing so called democracy to Iran , God save the Iranian people.

  25. "Dirty" as in "dust bunnies" or "sex"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with this conversation
    Are we talking "dirty" as in when my mistress master tells me "you're a dirty, dirty boy"
    or are we talking "dirty" as in when my mistress master tells me "clean up those dirty dust bunnies under the couch"

    1. Re:"Dirty" as in "dust bunnies" or "sex"? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      dirty as in glow in the dark toys (which from the postings seems about the level of radiation involved)
      Nuclear = this story
      Biological = sex
      Chemical = dust bunnies

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  26. Deija Vu by pcjunky · · Score: 1

    This seems strangely familiar. Oh yea I read it on nytimes.com TWO DAYS AGO! Come on slashdot find some news thats NEW!

  27. Why Nuclear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never understood why you really needed nuclear material for a "dirty" bomb. Couldn't a terrorist be just as, if not more, effective flying a dust cropper over a city or packing a standard bomb with obtainable poisonous chemcials and/or aerosolized glass dust etc? Seems to me there would be easier ways to greatly harm a city rather than having to obtain nuclear materials.

  28. stupid by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

    The amount of radioactive material in a moisture density sensor is negligible, and the price is quite high. You'd get more radioactive material per dollar by going around and stockpiling smoke detectors or camping lantern mantles. And, assuming the "terrorists" are arabs, we've HANDED them the material for making a dirty bomb - the easiest way to get material would be to mine a battlefield in Afghanistan or Iraq for depleted uranium shells. Or, they could steal a counterweight from an oil drill or a jet. This is stupid.

  29. Re:This is shocking! by vtcodger · · Score: 1
    ***I thought our officials cannot be as incompetent as this...or is it the system? ***

    You really need to read the article. The nuclear device in question is a slightly dirty bomb that probably would do way less overall damage than McVey and Nichols accomplished in Oklahoma City. Nichols and McVey used a van full of diesel fuel and fertilizer. You can buy those just about anywhere for less money and with less hassle than you can small amounts of radioactives.

    The radioactive materials involved are small amounts used in instrumentation, and the idea was to buy a bunch of instruments and rip them up to get enough material to contaminate an area maybe the size of a city block.

    The nuclear materials license these guys got doesn't appear to have involved any investigation to determine if their company was real, but if they'd needed to slap together a store front office, incorporation papers, etc instead of just renting a Post Office Box, I doubt that would cost very much or required much effort.

    They had to alter the license in order to buy enough materials for a bomb. And it isn't clear how they could extract the ratioactives without becoming the first victims of the plot.

    The government probably could do better. But really what this probably establishes is that protecting Americans from terrorism is impossible.

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  30. If MR Burns can get for his plat and keep with.... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    bribes what is to stop people who have the cash to pay some one off.

  31. Mods on Crack by lilomar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    +3 informative? The parent was obviously trying to be funny. 24 is a _fictional_ suspense show about stopping terrorists. The interesting thing is, it's aired in real time, so an hour-long episode portrays an hour in the show's world.
    Here, as the parent suggested, educate yourselves.

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    1. Re:Mods on Crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +3 informative? The parent was obviously trying to be funny. 24 is a _fictional_ suspense show about stopping terrorists...

      Clearly our tinfoil hat wearing people have all too many mod points in store for this thread ;)

  32. Re:If MR Burns can get for his plat and keep with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow, I doubt the Simpsons are real.

  33. MOD parent UP by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    You understand the dirty bomb principle. Just those Gieger counters reading radiation at the scene would cause immense panic - one of the main aims of many terrorist actions is just to cause disruption through fear and panic.

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    1. Re:MOD parent UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see. So because the majority of people are ignorant, and a large percentage of those are also stupid, we all need to suffer in a culture of paranoia and fear?

      That's it, I'm going to start my own country.

    2. Re:MOD parent UP by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      I don't buy that, how exactly does exploding a dirty bomb further Al-Qaeda's goals? An radiological attack on a major urban area would kill many Muslims, alienate their "base", and drive the nations of the world fearful of a repeat to desperate measures.

      Remember, there goal is not to cause fear and panic in the American people, it's to further their rather narrow political aims(Get America to cease control of the Suez Canal, impose Sharia-ish law in most of the middle east, create a independent Palestinian state). Fear and panic is a tool that they use to further these aims when convenient, sometimes effectively.

      But the key term is sometimes. If it was advantageous for Al-Qaeda to attack America, they would have done so by now. The fact that they have failed to respond to our shitty security tells me that they do not want to attack at this time.

    3. Re:MOD parent UP by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wired ran an article about that just today...Briefly, Terrorism is ineffective at accomplishing most goals (though it works well at getting people the hell out of your country) because, as people, we associate terrorist attacks with attacks on ourselves, not with big abstract policy goals.

      Al-Qaeda blowing up a building doesn't change the US policy toward the Jewish state; all it does is provoke a counter attack, and the sense that someone out there wants to kill us for no reason.

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    4. Re:MOD parent UP by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip, I really enjoyed the article.

  34. you don't get it by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    fear isn't a neocon invention. setting off a dirty bomb doesn't have to kill a lot of people. in fact, if a dirty bomb killed one person, it would be more terrifying than a regular bomb that killed 1,000 people. a regular bomb: the dead people are gone. it's over. history. you can grive and put it behind you. but a dirty bomb causes a permanent nagging psychological degradation for decades, a permanent worry about nonquantifiable health effects. in other words, it terrorizes more effectively. set one off in midtown manhattan, and you would have reporters walking around with geiger counters talking about the half life of strontium 90 (30 years)

    6 years after 9/11 we still have front page news stories about the air quality degradation of downtown manhattan in the weeks after 9/11. then epa chief whitman testifying last month, michale moore taking 9/11 rescue workers to cuba. a son of one of the workers who died from that went to the state of the union address ...in january 2007. this is 5.5 years later

    catch my drift yet?

    the people killed on 9/11 are dead and buried. almost 3,000 of them. even the dust from the event is all washed away. and yet the air quality issue lives on, and continues to involve us 6 years later. how many died from the dust? definitely or not? a dozen? a dirty bomb wouldn't have to kill a single person. at the moment of the explosion or ever from the radioactivity

    it's all psychological, which is the whole point of terrorism in the first place

    now imagine the ongoing media and societal handwringing that would go on with radioactive contamination. no matter how minimal. even if no one died. this is called terrorism. this is called fear. to paraphrase stalin ("a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"): the endless fretting over a nebulous, low grade continuous degradation to your health, for years, is a more effective terrorist tool than outright killing thousands of people in one sudden event that is then permanently over. radioactive contaimination is not uddenly over. even if the contamination is tiny and insignificant scientifically, you are not thinking about human psychology and how fear works

    furthermore, i would like to add that if you are a liberal, and you downplay the effects of terrorism and hype the effects of government abuses, you fail. and if you are a conservative, and you downplay the effects of government abuses, and hype the effects of terrorism, you fail

    the only intellectual and morally honest position is to worry about BOTH terrorism and government abuses. to downplay one or the other is intellectually dishonest, and means you are just another lousy biased partisan. terrorism is real and dangerous. government abuses are real and dangerous. anyone who sits there and tries to argue against simple human fear of either government abuses or terrorism has instantly achieved a state of losing the argument and missing the point

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    1. Re:you don't get it by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      I'm not downplaying terrorism, I'm downplaying the effectiveness of dirty bombs. Your only argument is that the *fear* is more important than the effect, but if that is true, why aren't the politicians trying to eliminate the *only* effect of a dirty bomb? No, instead of explaining that it doesn't work, they make use of that fear to implement their own political agenda. Now that's grotesk.

      BTW, it's still illegal to bring fluids on a plane, despite it being proven that it's chemically impossible to mix them on a plane without any tools and get a strong enough explosion (e.g. you need lots of ice to prevent it from exploding prematurely). So now it is illegal to do something because of some fear propaganda. Great!

      And the list goes on. Lies are built upon lies and these people swallow it all. It is disgusting. This has *nothing* to do with terrorism. It's domestic neocons trying to use fear to push their own agenda. Hmm.. I guess you could call it terrorism after all then, there just aren't any muslims involved. Does it still count if they are white?

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    2. Re:you don't get it by mattkime · · Score: 1

      >>furthermore, i would like to add that if you are a liberal, and you downplay the effects of terrorism and hype the effects of government abuses, you fail.

      When terrorism is used as justification to strip citizens of their rights and privacy, alter due process of law, funnel money into private corporations, fan a new wave of xenophobia, and maintain a constant state of fear, I will downplay the effects of terrorism.

      Downplaying terrorism is the only intellectually honest thing to do when its been overinflated.

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    3. Re:you don't get it by MrDERP · · Score: 1

      Peronally I think this is scare tactics, I have read things from the Bush Administration to the effect of "we need terrorist threats to increase the administrations popularity" Now they can up the "threat" level and all the canidates (which ever one is pre-picked to win IMO) can talk about how we need to do more to keep the "war on Terror" This is like all the "foiled bombing attempts" Remember the mixing of the liquids - and subsequent ban on liquids at Heathrow Airport? Do you REALLY believe that terrorist were about to blow up a bunch of airplanes? USA et al ARE the terrorist in many situations IMHO they made it up so it would look like were doing well with "The War on Terror" Seriously, you guys it's the "we haven't done enough against terrorism" meanwhile the goverment are terroizing it's citizens.. A theory.. but not too far fetched.
      Jeff

    4. Re:you don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now imagine the ongoing media and societal handwringing that would go on with radioactive contamination. no matter how minimal. even if no one died. this is called terrorism. this is called fear. to paraphrase stalin ("a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic")

      What is tragic is that I couldn't make it all the way to end of your possibly-insightful post because you could work the fucking shift key.

  35. Re:This is shocking! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    Wrong tree, woofing up. As others have noted, your basic microgram of smoke-detector magic powder isnt going to do much damage.

    What would be a whole lot more interesting is if they got a license to:

    (1) Buy those gamma sources used to radiograph submarine hulls. There's some real zap in those.

    (2) Buy or deal in medical radiactives, like large Cobalt 60 cancer treatment devices.

    (3) Transport radioactive wastes from power plants.

    Now with those puppies you could make a considerable mess.

  36. Fearful control freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mean to troll, but it often strikes me how afraid you Americans are. Relax and try to be nice to people, so they don't *want* to hurt you. If you think you can prevent people from hurting you by monitoring and controlling everything you are underestimating "everything".

  37. "9/11" not "911" by tverbeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Go ahead and mod this -1 Pedantic, but:

    "9/11" was the mass murder of 3000 people; "911" is a phone number.

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    1. Re:"9/11" not "911" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for commenting on this. I was going to say the same thing, glad I'm not the only one that feels this 911 as a date is terrible. You don't say it's 712 today do you? No of course not because it is 7/12 or 12/7 or whatever date format you like, it is NOT 712!!!

    2. Re:"9/11" not "911" by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Pedantic, yes, but a perfectly accpetable peev for those of us who are not sheep.

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  38. Dirty bombs and real nukes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are people going to get this. The laws existing before (insert grand public hysteria event here) were sufficient. There is a difference between needing to increase the strength of the laws, thereby weakening civil liberties, and properly and thoroughly enforcing the laws which are already in place. You can pass laws until you run out of paper, it won't help much when it comes to dirty bomb materials. In 1984 there was a case where a truck loaded with concrete rebar from Mexico made it across the US/Mexico border. The shipment was only detected because the vehicle happened to pass the Los Alamos laboratory complex where it set off a major radiation alarm. It turned out that the Mexican factory that made the stuff had melted down a gamma radiation chamber containing radioactive Cobalt-60 that had been sold to Mexico illegally by an enterprising US based dealer. What is worse a whole string of houses got built with the stuff by the time this truck set off the alarm. The moral of the story is that dirty bomb materials are fairly easy to obtain. Even today medical equipment containing dangerous substances is thrown away as common junk in some countries and I'm pretty sure that's not the only relatively easily accessible source of dirty bomb materials. Even if we assume that the department of homeland security and other responsible agencies have done their job and these materials are hard to obtain in the USA it self (if this article is true obtaining them seems to be easier than it's supposed to be) terrorists can obtain them outside the USA and to smuggle into the country. Even if the US Govt. puts radiation sensors on every crossing point on every land border the US has with neighboring countries and beefs up security measures in the USA's various ports there is still the problem that the USA has thousands of kilometers of coastline some of which is only patrolled infrequently by one or two state cops or a few rangers and the occasional cost-guard cutter. Getting the dirty bomb material into the USA is thus fairly easy.

    The same pretty much goes for nuclear warheads. The most difficult part of smuggling a nuclear warhead into the USA is not getting it into the country, it's obtaining it without the USA noticing since the CIA, NSA as well as many non US intelligence agencies keep pretty close tabs on all possible sources for ready made nukes. This brings us to the topic of dangerous and potentially unstable countries like Iran and N-Korea who either can, or are on the verge of, building their own nukes and where the USA has fairly little knowledge of the size or status of these countries nuclear arsenals. What scares most analysts about these countries is not so much that their governments might decide to nuke a US city. Even the Ayatollahs are not likely to be so dumb as to make an unprovoked nuclear strike on the US, they want nukes mainly for the status it brings them and for their defensive value. What really scares analysts, politicians and military/intelligence people is that these regimes might collapse and in the chaos nuclear bombs might go missing. In a situation like that, especially if we are talking about an arsenal whose exact inventory is unknown to western intelligence agencies, nukes could easily disappear 'off the Radar' with no way of knowing who has them.
  39. well that's the psychology of fear by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what can you do about it?

    until the world is satisfied that the threat from militant islamic fundamentalists is history, this is all you will see in contemporary life. for decades. because militant islamic fundamentalism isn't going away any time soon, no matter what the usa, or israel, or the eu, or any government anywhere does

    and can it be any other way? i'm not asking you if it SHOULD be any other way, but i'm asking you if it WILL be any other way considering simple human psychology

    yes, your chance of being killed by a terrorist is insignificant. but that's not how human psychology works, for better or for worse. i mean in the summer of 2001, before 9/11, we had front page news stories screaming about shark attacks. what are your chances of being bit by a shark? see my point about how fear works? we are inordinately concerned with stuff that doesn't really impinge on our lives, because of our simple animal fear... and in such a way, terrorism DOES impinge on our lives nonetheless, because of how our psychology works, in ways we can never change unless you want to talk about reengineeering the human mind. pffft

    the good news is, people still go swimming in the ocean, and people still fly aircrafts. but psychologically, they enjoy both less, and exist in a greater state of fear

    what can you do? this is human nature at work. it drive terrorists in fact, that is what they try to do: terrorize us, and they achieve that state, easily

    yeah, mr. living in his moms basement in cleveland: you're not scared of terrorists. you're missing the point. society is, as a whole. that effects you even if you have no fear of terrorism. is tha tunfair to you? what is fair? can it ever be any other way? there is no argument about whether this can be any other way, because it can't, simply because of how the brain of the human beast works, the simple, unalterable psychology of fear

    it's a weakness, a soft spot. in the terms a slashdotter understands: it's like an attack vector for hacking a computer system: a weak spot that allows you a way in

    the human beast has such an attack vector: our fear. our basic animal psychology, used against us, even though our higher faculties tell us otherwise

    we suffer because of it. and i don't know we could ever NOT suffer because of it. it's a weakness we must find a defense against, somehow. and i don't know what that defense is. i don't know how to shortcircuit this weakness in human nature

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    1. Re:well that's the psychology of fear by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Higher faculties? You must be thinking of different people.

      Anyone is capable of making an intelligent assessment of risk, if they are educated to actually understand such things. But every day the news trumpets the "Growing rate of this" and the "Increase in violence nationwide" and the "Dangers of (insert thing you do every day)." And so people are educated to fear things that are not rational.

      Dirty bombs are just one more example. People afraid of flying because of terrorism. Jesus. I was living within sight of the towers on 9/11, then six months later I get a job down south, and move, and the goddamn rednecks are all still walking around, looking at the sky saying, "It could happen here." Irrational fear.

      I'm worried about having a heart attack before I'm 50 due to damn job stress and bad diet. That's a real worry. The only reason I don't fly anymore is because the experience has become so fricking absurd; I left the gate by my plane in Kansas City once (it was enclosed with a giant fence with a metal detector at the little gulag entrance) to get a goddamn sandwich and take a leak, and they wouldn't let me back in until they x-rayed the goddamn sandwich I'd picked up for my wife, and wouldn't let me take her a coke at all. Far as I'm concerned, they can all go out of business. I'd rather buy a plane and fly myself.

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  40. Ebay? by sjs132 · · Score: 1

    Talk about a chance to become an Ebay powerseller...

    Personaly, we could give them LOTS of nuke material... just tell the terrorists to all gather in one spot and catch....

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  41. It was worse in the UK till the 1980s by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    I may have posted about this before. Years ago I took over the "chemistry section" in an industrial R&D Department. It turned out the person in charge wasn't actually a chemist - but he was a tinkerer. In a locked cupboard I found, inter alia, about a kilogram of thorium oxide and some other even more interesting stuff that I won't specify. Before the mid 80s you could just buy it from chemical suppliers with almost no control. He went off to pursue an alternative career, and the substances went off in a van with hazard signs all over after being sealed up in a thick layer of epoxy resin.

    There must have been lots of other idiots like him, and there must be lots of other unrecorded samples lying around in warehouses and sheds. Unfortunately, the bureaucracy associated with dumping it is such that many people would just stay quiet about it and hope no-one noticed (it cost us nearly $30000 to dispose of our little store of radioactives, most of which was paperwork.)

    I guess you could make quite a neat little dirty bomb with a few kilos of ANFO and a kilo of finely powdered thorium oxide, certainly condemn a fair number of people to a long term death from cancer. A sensible response would be to appeal to all factory owners, medical facilities etc. to look for any old radioactives and hand them in under an amnesty at no charge and with no questions asked, rather than give the impression that the moment you report anything your business will be shut down while they try to charge you with something.

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    1. Re:It was worse in the UK till the 1980s by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      There must have been lots of other idiots like him, and there must be lots of other unrecorded samples lying around in warehouses and sheds.

      Why was he an "idiot"? He was obviously still alive when you took over, so he didn't end up blowing himself up or poisoning himself.

      BTW- Thorium oxide is actually quite boring, and you can buy it commercially since it's used for the flame mantles of gas lanterns.

      Personally, I resent Nannie State telling me what good little boys can buy and what they can't...

      -b.

  42. Knock knock knock by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Land Shark!

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  43. Why is a license needed for this? by kenb215 · · Score: 1

    I feel that this shows two separate problems. The first is how easy it is to fool the regulators and get a license. The second is just how many things are over-regulated, and done so in a completely arbitrary and irrational manner. Why is a license needed to get nearly harmless amounts of nuclear material when found in industrial equipment while, as David Hahn (the Radioactive Boy Scout) showed, the same stuff can be found in common household items?

  44. Who needs a license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, you can buy radioactive isotopes from pocketrad.com without any sort of license. They also sell radioactive lantern mantles containing thorium, which has a half life of 14,000,000,000 years. I would think burning a number of those into ash and packing it around an M80 could constitute a "dirty bomb." It may not actually cause any harm, but it would undoubtedly cause fear.

    1. Re:Who needs a license? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      which has a half life of 14,000,000,000 years.

      "Longer halflife" isn't all bad. It means that the rate of decay and thus the rate of radiation emission are lower. Something with a 14 bln. yr. halflife is unlikely to be very harmful due to radioactivity, though it may be a chemical poison.

      -b.

  45. Obvious question by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

    So where is the GAO going to set off their dirty bomb?

    (It's a joke.)

    (...or is it?!?!)

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    1. Re:Obvious question by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      It isn't. The Onion recently reported on chilling counter-counterterrorist activity in Washington, D.C.

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  46. H. L. Mencken got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

    H. L. Mencken

  47. Well I guess Polonium 210, by gijoel · · Score: 1

    isn't just for the Russians anymore.

  48. Someone please call... by fungai · · Score: 1

    Mr. Jack Bauer

  49. Security Measures by godzilla808 · · Score: 1

    "...security measures put in place after 911 are not sufficient for protecting the American people."

    And this is news?

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  50. Great! by murreyaw · · Score: 1

    So anyone can get a nuclear materials license, but good luck waiting on a Passport! I've been waiting almost 4 months now!

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  51. newsworthy news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and in other, unrelated news: Samsonite has reported a huge surge in middle eastern shipments this morning." stay classy, san diego

  52. well yeah by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but that's only illuminating if there ever was a society, ever, anywhere, where it ever was any other way. or ever will be any other way

    in other words, the H. L. Mencken quote is interesting only to people who don't understand human nature

    it's like saying "sex is for making children, but people do it for other reasons". well duh. the observation is interesting only to 10 year olds, because only 10 year olds don't know this

    in the same way, the H. L. Mencken quote is revelatory to people who hold onto some naive notion that people make political and ideological decisions for purely neutral rational reasons, or EVER COULD

    that is, only interesting to political children

    people need to understand human pscyhology, the psychology of fear, and fully understand all of the implications of how much it permeates their lives, permanently and inseparably, and make peace with that fact, rather than clinging to some idealistic notion of human behavior that presupposes we are robots

    some people will scoff at this. some people:

    1. don't understand they live in a society, and it effects them thataways, even if they are impermeable to fear in some psychopathic way

    2. don't understand their own selves, and imagine they themselves make political decisions completely rationally, without fear involved. such people lack self-knowledge, lack a recognition of their own human weaknesses. hubris

    in the end, fear isn't a totally bad thing. it keeps you alive. the side effect is that you make stupid decisions on issues that really don't have anything to do with whether you will live or not. for every good, a bad side effect, for every bad, a good side effect

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  53. 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the ninth of november. a date in the calendar.

    For thousands of people, they never saw september 11th. They lived and died on the 10th in car accidents. Start the War On Cars (woc)

  54. Steps to karma whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Post a legitimately insightful comment
    2. Wait for it to get modded to +5 Insightful
    3. Plagiarize yourself
    4. You're a karma whore!
  55. Jumping Gigawatts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So I pissed off those Libyan terrorists for nothing?

  56. ..nuclear.. by Mockylock · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't any "company" wanting to purchase said nuclear products be investigated? Even to buy a fucking gun, you have to go through a registration process. I understand that it doesn't prevent any terrorist from purchasing a gun if he has a clean record, but a thorough investigation should be held with the most (potentially) lethal products on the planet.

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  57. Bah, this is no big deal by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

    If a crude dirty bomb went off in a major city, there would be short-term economic impact. There would be economic impact for any terrorist attack, whether radiation based or not. But you can clean up something like this fairly easily, especially with all of the resources that would be dedicated to it after a terrorist attack. Just because you cannot visually see radiation, does not mean you cannot detect it and wipe it away. This is done every day at power plants across the country. I would think that radiation is far more easy to clean up than a chemical attack, and it is definitely easier to clean than a biological attack. If the radiation levels are low enough, the clean up crew does not even have to wear suits! Clean up for an Anthrax attack is much harder, and we had a few of those with no major impact.

  58. Americium doesn't kill people... by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

    Really, you can buy more deadly stuff than this in your local gun shop.

  59. Another day at NRC by SchmellsAngel · · Score: 2, Informative

    NRC has a big job keeping track of radiation sources and do a good job overall IMHO, but their feet still need to be held to the fire. See http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/even t-status/event/2007/20070302en.html for the nuclear errors reported in the US for one day this year. There are LOTS of licensed radiation sources out there, and many of them get lost/damaged/misused. Every day.

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  60. Is it just me... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    Or is the GAO the only part of the government that seems to be on the ball and manages to stay non-partisan? Is there some way we can replicate them to other branches?

  61. Ok, I don't like bush either, but you're dumb. by raehl · · Score: 1

    1) Failed to secure nuclear facilities in Iraq. (They did however make a big effort to secure the oil wells).

    The whole problem with the justification for invading Iraq was that there WERE NO NUCLEAR FACILITIES IN IRAQ!

    2) Distributed in Iraq, without care or record, twelve billions dollars of Iraqs money in cash.

    How else would you distribute the money? Iraq doesn't exactly have a banking system or an ATM network.

    I dislike the Bush administration as much as the next guy. But that's no reason to manufacture problems and ignore the real ones. The REAL reason you can tell this isn't about terrorism is that the administration invaded Iraq when the terrorists were in Afghanistan. There weren't any terrorist in Iraq until we got rid of the one guy in Iraq who was more scared of terrorist in Iraq than we were.

    If the administration was serious about stopping terrorism, they would have committed all of our forces to hunting terrorists instead of instituting regime change, destroying a country's infrastructure in the process, and then doing police work.

  62. And a bogus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    president is the commander in chief of a nuclear armed military...

  63. More information, kindly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kindly provide me with more information?

    I am very inter (ahem) CONCERNED about this situation.

    Sincerely,

    Mohammed Jihad

  64. "idiotamericans" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, feel the liberal America haters on this board. This is their home. Circular moderation and group think is fun.

    1. Re:"idiotamericans" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, what's the deal with the "idiotamericans" tag?

      We "idiot americans" have very little to do with foul ups like these.

  65. Re:If MR Burns can get for his plat and keep with. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    but things like that happen with real Government offices

  66. Bin Laden determined to strike in the US? by darkwhite · · Score: 1

    Does anyone actually still believe that myth?

    Your ignorance and complacency is symptomatic of the attitude that brought us 9/11 and the ensuing shitfest.

    There's a huge difference between being competent about and aware of the threat, and running the most powerful, proud, and free country in the world into the ground based on fearmongering propaganda capitalizing on one's own failure to prevent the most effective terrorist attack in world history.

    Dirty bombs are real. The materials are right there in and near the ex-USSR, and only take some organization to procure. The transport logistics are hard but not impossible. And the fact that this country is spending hundreds of billions of dollars on pointless security measures and a criminal war, and taking advantage of a culture of fear is a favorite pastime of its politicians, while almost no effective technology is deployed to scan for dirty nukes, chemical and biological weapons, boils my blood.

    You can bet all you want, but I think you have no idea about the theoretical effectiveness of a dirty bomb.

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    1. Re:Bin Laden determined to strike in the US? by fatphil · · Score: 2, Informative

      The theoretical effectiveness of a dirty bomb was studied in my home country 4 decades ago.
      They decided that it would be cheaper and more effective to just replace the nuclear part of the payload with more conventional explosive.

      So you're not just ignorant, you're 4 decades out of date.

      "most free", sheesh, you are full of it.

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  67. It's the GOP, stupid. by Perp+Atuitie · · Score: 1

    This is a Republican administration. We don't want no damn regulations tying up commerce, remember? Let the market decide.

  68. 2 kinds of irony by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    1. That this information is publicized and terrorists can learn from it
    2. That in criticizing this admin people finally believe the intel. (yet disvbelieve the intel. that supports this admin)

  69. We don't need no stinking audits by kindbud · · Score: 1

    Chertoff's gut is on the job.

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  70. Easy fix... by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    Set up a bogus target government/ big business building

  71. should be a piece of cake! by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    So this means that, by 2015, it'll be easy for Doc Brown to pick up Plutonium for his 1.21 Gigawatt DeLorean Flux Capacitor at the corner drugstore. This is really not news. Wake me when they invent Mr. Fusion!

  72. Typical narrowminded view.. by ElvenMonkey · · Score: 1

    are not sufficient for protecting the American people.

    So the rest of the world can be damned whilst the US is granting license to fake companies to acquire materials to make dirty bombs with that could be used anywhere in the world? When will the American media wake up and realise there is a wider world out there that isn't made of terrorist and that contains countries terrorists will, and do, attack. From bombs on the London Underground, to bombs on Spanish trains, and numerous thwarted attempts all around Europe, just for a few examples.
    Glad to know you're looking out for our safety too.

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    1. Re:Typical narrowminded view.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, terrorists tend to take fairly straightforward steps, which makes sense - lower chance of mistakes and discovery. Since we're one of the primary targets, it doesn't make much sense to evaluate the threat of terrorists acquiring such material (regardless of means, bogus license or otherwise) here, only to transport it for use against another country; if it's procured here, it will certainly be used here. It might be an expressions of arrogance, and we're guilty of that sometimes, but in this context, it's just the most sensible concern. Furthermore, how US government agency SNAFUs affect Americans is the GAO's primary concern in audits.

      - T

    2. Re:Typical narrowminded view.. by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Well you could take the view that the other countries, the UK included (I'm English), have a responsibility for their own borders. Just because you buy a .50 cal machine gun in the US doesn't mean I'm allowed to stick it in the hold and bring it out in the UK (or even drive into Canada with it).

      The NRC is US body to regulate activities inside the US so in this case nothing to complain about.

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    3. Re:Typical narrowminded view.. by ElvenMonkey · · Score: 1

      Well you could take the view that the other countries, the UK included (I'm English), have a responsibility for their own borders. Just because you buy a .50 cal machine gun in the US doesn't mean I'm allowed to stick it in the hold and bring it out in the UK (or even drive into Canada with it). The NRC is US body to regulate activities inside the US so in this case nothing to complain about.

      People routinely smuggle drugs, weapons and the like into and out of most countries of the world. By allowing a fake company to purchase such materials puts the distinct possibility in place that terrorists could get hold of the material this way and then just have to work out the logistics of transport. They're taking away what should be one of the more difficult stages, and just leaving them one smaller one (albeit hopefully not the easiest) to work out.

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  73. Jack Bauer by suggsjc · · Score: 1

    All I've got to say about that is thank God that Jack Bauer is on our side.

    Some good Jack Bauer humor:
    If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
    On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
    When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it's probably Jack Bauer.

    I think you get the point...

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    1. Re:Jack Bauer by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Yes, we get the point. You are just not funny.

  74. 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!...repeat as necessary.. by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

    This is silly. If they want the NRC to track at THAT level of detail (on-site inspections of everybody who wants any piece of equipment with any amount of "radioactive" material...which includes smoke detectors by the way [hasn't anyone ever read "The Radioactive Boy Scout"?]), congress is going to need to get off their butts and give the NRC the budget necessary to hire the large number of additional employees they're going to need.

    The article describes that the amount of material involved would have done the same kind of damage as the off-the-shelf Mooninite Invasion in Boston did - money lost to panic, not to actual harm from the material. AAAIIIEEE!!! NUKULAR RADIATION STUFF!!!! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! EVERYBODY PANIC!

    I await the call to have the NRC inspect sales of smoke detectors from Home Depot...and perhaps confiscate people's water bottles in case they contain Tritium.

    (From the Article) "The economic and psychological effects of a dirty bomb detonating on American soil would be devastating[...]The N.R.C. has a pre 9-11 mindset in a post 9-11 world" 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!...Never mind that it's a lot cheaper and more dramatic to use readily available conventional material to terrorize people (as the article points out). Thanks, "Senator Norm Coleman, Republican of Minnesota", for letting the Terrorists know that they can greatly increase your panic by sprinkling the guts of a few smoke detectors into their pipe bombs. Heck, they wouldn't even need to set them off - just leave them somewhere and wait for the tiny amount of smoke-detector-guts to be detected. "Terrorists are deploying radioactive dirty bombs in our cities! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!..." and that'll keep them entertained for months. Leave it somewhere near an airport and a subway and you have a perfect trifecta for inducing orgasm in the news media.

    (I also notice the mention at the end that when someone tried to obtain a more substantial amount of nuclear material in another exercise, they DID need to be inspected first.)

    Finally - I may be wrong about this, but I don't think it's the NRC that deals with nuclear weapons (That's the Department of Defense or the Department of Energy, isn't it?). Just how clear are the regulations concerning which agency deals with "radioactive weapons materials?" Does congress need to start paying a little more attention to the tangled mess that is the federal bureaucracy?

    Is it too much to ask that my own government NOT help the terrorists spread terror and panic in my country?

  75. Don't forget the deaths. by WK2 · · Score: 1

    Air travel used to be safer than other forms of transportation. It probably still is. But now that the TSA is discouraging air travel, more people are driving on the dangerous highways, and more people are dying in car accidents. I don't know how many more, but this is the internet, so I'll say 30,000 people die every year because of the TSA. And terrorists enabled the TSA.

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  76. All the more reason the GAO plan made no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > as to the americium, did you hear of the boy scout that made a working breeder reactor largly from old smoke detectors and coleman lantern mantles?

    Yeah, but that's a LOT easier to do than to buy these moisture density devices for a lot more money and under a lot more oversight.

    And even then, I'd like to think that if the FBI is doing that much data mining, they'd notice if there was a run on smoke detectors in some area. At least that'd do some good.

    1. Re:All the more reason the GAO plan made no sense. by Goaway · · Score: 1

      You won't get anywhere with just smoke detectors (although it wouldn't surprise me if that is indeed being monitored, too).

      What you need is beryllium and a high-energy alpha emitter. That guy used radium which he found by pure luck. Both of those will most likely set off some serious warnings if you try to obtain them these days.

  77. Amazing! We're still expecting competence by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    from the State.(Well, YOU are - I'm not.)

    What's that line? "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...shame on...won't get fooled again..."

    Suckers.

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  78. Arrogance by Tarlus · · Score: 1

    The GAO's investigation shows that the security measures put in place after 911 are not sufficient for protecting the American people. That is one of the most short-sighted things I have ever read. Forget about just the American people, we're talking about all people around the entire world being put at risk here.

    I'm not trying to be a troll, I'm American too, but it's arrogant to not think beyond our borders. If you're going to make flame replies to me, then at least be constructive.
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  79. One little flaw with your whole tirade. by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if, instead of fear-mongering for political gain, we educated people about which threats are real and which are imagined, the psychological effect brought upon us by exaggerated dangers of radiation exposure would be entirely negated. Just as informed people no longer believe their shadows are demons to be feared, people might use their reason instead of their feelings in response to terrorism.

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  80. If I were the NRC... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    I'd issue a statement saying, "We did a thorough background check and determined that the applicants were all upstanding agents of the GAO, fully cleared to handle hazardous material. Since they were apparently working on an undercover operation, we didn't want to risk exposing them by sounding any alarms."

    I did the same thing back when I was in the military and our OIC would try to test us with an altered ID while we were standing watch. If he chewed me out for clearing him with a bogus ID, I'd say, "If you're not really my OIC, then I'm not really supposed to be standing here."

  81. Thorough FUD Mongering by MercTech · · Score: 1

    I laughed my ass off when I read that article. A troxler soil moisture detector doesn't have enough radionuclides in it to be a huge hazard. A truck load of smoke detectors would be a bigger hazard.
        This really sounds like inter-departmental sniping to me.

        If you want to order "sealed source special form" radioactive material it doesn't take a huge investigation. You have to have a lockable storage facility and be trained to lock it up when you aren't using it.

        This article is pure fear mongering. Now, is the fear mongering due to a desire of the press to manufacture a story or journalistic ignorance?

        I think someone with a grudge at the GAO used the common ignorance of journalists for some agenda. Most likely building the agenda of more draconian totalitarian restrictions on the citizens of the country.

        The soil moisture detectors can commonly be found in lockable boxes of city water department pickup trucks. Have a look in the back of construction and civic work vehicles parked at the local diner sometime.

    MercTech

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