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  1. Re:oh dear on iPhone Battery Replacement An Unwelcome Surprise · · Score: 1

    especially as airline security now prohibits soldering irons in hand baggage

    Just dismantle your soldering iron and hide it in your shoes. Don't worry, you'll be fine!

  2. If only... on Xbox Warranty To Cost $1 Billion, Customer Good Will · · Score: 1, Funny

    If only releasing faulty software would cost them $1billion each time. Ah, I can dream...

  3. Re:well thank god on Microsoft to Release 6 Security Updates Next Week · · Score: 1

    Yes, next week we will all be safe. Best not open any documents or spreadsheets until then though. Tell your boss it's for security reasons.

  4. Re:What a deal. on UK Copyright Extension in Exchange for Censorship? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So Cameron is basically promising to do his part to make speech less free, so long as the labels promise to do their part to make speech less free? Score.

    Yeah, not free (as in speech) in exchange for not free (as in beer). Excellent.

  5. Obvious 75 times on Amazon S3 is Patent-Pending · · Score: 4, Informative
    Wow, I usually take a quick look at the claims in patent stories to see if the patents are really as bad as the headline. In this case I can't say I read all of them - there are 75 freakin' claims! But the ones I did manage to read I couldn't see anything that wasn't obvious. Here's the first claim for example:

    1. A system, comprising: a plurality of computing nodes configured to implement: a web services interface configured to receive, according to a web services protocol, client requests for access to data objects, wherein a given one of said client requests for access to a given one of said data objects includes a key value corresponding to said given data object;
    a plurality of storage nodes configured to store replicas of said data objects, wherein each of said replicas is accessible via a respective locator value, and wherein each of said locator values is unique within said system;
    a keymap instance configured to store a respective keymap entry for each of said data objects, wherein for said given data object, said respective keymap entry includes said key value and each locator value corresponding to each stored replica of said given data object;
    and a coordinator configured to receive said client requests for access to said data objects from said web services interface, wherein in response to said given client request, said coordinator is configured to access said keymap instance to identify one or more locator values corresponding to said key value and, for a particular one of said one or more locator values, to access a corresponding storage node to retrieve a corresponding replica

    Surely someone's done a redundant db with a web services interface before? How else could they have done it than that?
  6. OMG on Research Indicates Beijing Is World Virus Capital · · Score: 1

    OMG Olympic fuelled avian influenza pandemic here we come!?!

    Oh, not that sort of virus.

  7. Meshing? on T-Mobile Announces WiFi Meshing Cellphone · · Score: 1

    How is this Meshing? I was expecting the handsets to talk to each other and form an adhoc wifi network.... now I check the word "mesh" doesn't appear in the article.

  8. Re:Deceptive Benchmarks? on ZDNet Says AMD Posts Blatantly Deceptive Benchmark · · Score: 1

    No, "Deceptive Benchmarks" is the opposite of an oxymoron - an nonoxymoron or noxymoron or maybe even oxysmartdude.

  9. Just one word on Whirling Twirling Propeller Trike · · Score: 1

    Cool.

  10. The drug has... on New Drug Helps to Dampen Bad Memories · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...been in use round here for a while, it's called Dupesol(TM).

  11. Re:Yeah make it worthless, then I can afford one!! on Free the iPhone from AT&T · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, because you get to have a cool iPhone.

    This mod has a couple more advantages for the slashdot crowd:

    1) you won't have to talk to people.
    2) it makes it harder for 'them' to track you

  12. Where can we... on Bill Gates Drops To Number 2 · · Score: 1

    ...donate? Come on, a few bucks each to help Bill through this difficult patch.

  13. GrandCentral Communications' new moto? on Google Purchases GrandCentral Web Phone Service · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do not dial EVIL?

  14. British humour on MacBooks to Feature iPhone's Multi-Touch? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one look forward to giving two fingers to the new MacBooks!

  15. Re:Look on the bright side... on No iPhone For 64-Bit Windows · · Score: 1

    Guess I should have put a smiley face on that post :)

  16. Look on the bright side... on No iPhone For 64-Bit Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    the rep said I needed to downgrade my computer

    Look on the bright side, he could have told you needed to upgrade to OSX.

  17. Re:Be careful, I wil buy another NEW printer on Cryptography To Frustrate Printer-Ink Piracy · · Score: 1

    What makes me sad is that it is quite difficult for manufactures to actually "convince" a customer that a more expensive printer with a cheaper "refill" is worthwhile.

    This is exactly the problem and I think it's human nature to go for the short term cheapest and to hell with the long term cost. There's nothing the printer manufacturers can do unless they form a cartel and agree not to sell their printers below cost.

  18. Wow on Apple iPhone Dissected · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obviously you can't change the battery yourself, but from those pictures it looks like even Apple couldn't change it. That can't be so, can it?

  19. Re:One Sided Article on Permit May Be Required For Public Photography in NYC · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Still, it really causes one to wonder, what's the reason for the change in these laws?

    It is in the article (right at the end):

    In May 2005, Rakesh Sharma, an Indian documentary filmmaker, was using a hand-held video camera in Midtown Manhattan when he was detained for several hours and questioned by police.

    During his detention, Mr. Sharma was told he was required to have a permit to film on city property. According to a lawsuit, Mr. Sharma sought information about how permits were granted and who was required to have one but found there were no written guidelines. Nonetheless, the film office told him he was required to have a permit, but when he applied, the office refused to grant him one and would not give him a written explanation of its refusal.

    As part of a settlement reached in April, the film office agreed to establish written rules for issuing permits. Mr. Sharma could not be reached for comment yesterday.
  20. Re:Article in one sentence on John Edwards on Open Source Voting Machines · · Score: 3, Insightful

    election results should be safeguarded by voter-verified paper records

    There's an article from nist linked somewhere up that page (open source doesn't help..), that says something I never thought of before: even if you have a paper trail, a compromised machine could still effect the result - by (for instance) placing a candidate's name in a hard to see place or somehow making it a bit harder to vote for them. Given the fact that quite a few people only decide who to vote for in the booth and are lazy, I could see this swinging a close race.

    Not to say that a paper trail isn't a good thing, just interesting that it doesn't solve everything...

  21. Synthetic Life Feat on Team Claims Synthetic Life Feat · · Score: 1

    And one of these days those feet are gonna walk all over you.

    Oh feat, right. As you were.

  22. Save you clicking through to the 'article' on Winnipeg Demands Immobilizers on High-Risk Cars · · Score: 1
    Here's the only thing that wasn't in the summary:

    Most "high-risk" vehicles will include those on the top of the province's most-stolen list.

    Well, there's also a sentence or two from the Attorney General - he thinks this will stop the devastation caused by joy-riding, but you could have guessed that.
  23. Re:Marketing and hubris may have done AMD in. on AMD Announces August Release Date for Barcelona · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The chips will perform the way they perform. There will be benchmarks. People will buy based on cost vs. performance decision-making, not cost vs. hype decision-making.

    I have noticed in the audio world (and I'm guessing in other areas too) it only works like this when Intel is ahead. When AMD is ahead a large number of people carry on buying Intel because it is Intel. It sucks to be AMD.

  24. Re:Or is it Canada's? on Russia Claims Large Chunk of North Pole · · Score: 1

    That actually makes a lot of sense. I think if you took a global poll asking which country people would least object to running the whole world, Canada would come #1. I for one welcome etc.

  25. Re:Let me be the first to say... on GPLv3 Released · · Score: 1

    Wow, not by a long way:

    gplv4.org
    Registrar: Go Daddy Software, Inc. (R91-LROR)
    Creation Date: 2005-12-14 16:52:22

    OK, the first on this thread then.
    I'm all for the emacs thing though.