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  1. Re:pr0n on Hitachi Develops New Visual Search · · Score: 1

    That'll be amazing, I can't wait to try it. Their slogan could be:

    "What do you want to fap to today?"

  2. Re:pr0n on Hitachi Develops New Visual Search · · Score: 1

    Rule 34.

  3. Re:i got one on Dearly Departed — Companies and Products That Didn't Make It · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see the "imissmydreamcast" tag, I do miss my Dreamcast. It was an incredibly good machine for its age, and had an amusing series of quality games released for it. Too bad it didn't read "PlayStation" in the box; people didn't like that. And Sega as a company is full of the stupidest business people ever; most companies are ran by complete retards in suits with spiky or creamy hair that only speak of TCO, TTM and shit they read in magazines, but Sega is just too much. Their sheer idiocy is astonishing. My image of Sega is stored in my brain between the concepts of "failure" and "idiocy".

  4. Still lots of work to do on Wikipedia Corrects Encyclopedia Britannica · · Score: 1

    It's still full of long-haired, LSD-taking communist hippies.

  5. Now it's time to celebrate on Wikipedia Corrects Encyclopedia Britannica · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wikipedophiles will be happy!

  6. Re:So... on Deathly Hallows / OOTP Movie Discussion · · Score: 1

    People thought he was stupid and he gets the best loli!

  7. So... on Deathly Hallows / OOTP Movie Discussion · · Score: 1

    ...who porks Hermione?

  8. Giant enemy crabs on A Million PS3s Sold in Japan · · Score: 1

    Five hundred and ninety-nine U.S. dollars
    Five hundred and ninety-nine U.S. dollars
    Five hundred and ninety-nine U.S. dollars

    And not even three interesting games you can't play on other platforms.

    The most expensive box of giant enemy crabs ever created.

  9. Re:With Major Hopeful's help on Identifying (and Fixing) Failing IT Projects · · Score: 1

    A project going the wrong way is often easy to identify. It's made of a pointy/creamy haired suited manager who hires low-paid novices and talks in business-speak(*), and wouldn't tell a computer from a bag of walnuts in his life. Naturally, he chooses Java, because he read about it in a magazine full of buzzwords and three-letter acronyms.

    (*): Professional enterprise scalable object-oriented XML-based AJAX-based mission-critical business solutions that create synergy between your business departments through best-practice industry standards and allows you to deploy a Web 2.0 infrastructure that will reduce operating costs, maximize your profits, and convert visitors into customers, reducing the total cost of ownership.

  10. Not so much nowadays on Too Many Linux Distros Make For Open Source Mess · · Score: 3, Informative

    This was and maybe still is a valid point (although diversity isn't that troublesome for businesses), but now Debian-based distributions and especially *Ubuntu got extremely popular, and are in the way to become the defacto standard for Linux, whereas other distributions will remain domain-specific. For example, if you have a business and want tech service and all that, you may want to try SuSE or Red Hat. And if you are a ricer, you may want to try Gentoo :p .

    Fortunately, natural selection and evolution of distros made one very popular, which means more packages and less compiling for the general public. This is what Linux needs. The fact there are many other distros for more specific or purist purposes is alright - it doesn't affect Linux' adoption because if you're concerned about popularity you get *Ubuntu.

  11. Centipedes? on Attacking Sandboxes · · Score: 1

    In MY sandbox?

  12. SNAFU on Will Linux Win the Next Presidential Election? · · Score: 1

    Politics wouldn't tell the difference between a computer and a watermelon, but if they make them win votes, they'll attempt to support them.

    So you have the republicans. They are partly funded by Microsoft, and massive, often evil American corporations are their thing (in fact, republicans are pretty much an association of people from these corporations). They want to favour their ugly corporations, so they choose Microsoft, save for a few ones who try to sway democratic votes by pretending to support Linux (yet they will still favour Microsoft and everything huge, ugly and American if they win). That's, of course, because they haven't heard anything about Richard Stallman and most important Linux people's religious beliefs.

    Then you have the democrats. Again they don't know what is this "Lunix" thing but they believe it's about penguins and buttons. Since it's what the "cool" people "do" (somehow), and it's the opposite to what republicans support, they support Linux. That's until they enter the government and discover they need to support big, fat, ugly American corporations to stay in power.

    I suppose there must be one or two democrats who truly support Linux and know a thing or two (at least as users), but I think they'll be a minority.

  13. It means crap to me on Microsoft Pays Bloggers to Tout MS Slogan · · Score: 1

    To me, "people-ready business" means your standard enterprise advertisement crap, whose success seems to be measured in the number of times the word "business" is mentioned.

  14. Fale on Final Draft of GPLv3 Allows Novell-Microsoft Deal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, every day I'm more and more unhappy with the GPLv3. We have four big problems, which are digital restrictions management, patents, tivoization, and trap deals. The GPLv3 was about preventing these problems from happening, or at least, from affecting us. Yet right now it barely solves one of them. With every new revision, the GPLv3 got more and more fagged up, to the point it's now a stupid overhyped version of GPLv2 with little to no improvement, a pointless license.

    Now I'll consider relesing my stuff with my own license that will address these issues, and I encourage others to do likewise. And, for the things where GPL will suffice, I'll stay with GPLv2, because GPLv3 is just not worth it.

  15. EA is about to make you his bitch on News of Spore Delay Miscommunication · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess 2009 will be most exciting year in computing history. Not only it'll be the year of the Linux desktop, but we'll see a simultaneous release of:

    - Spore
    - Duke Nukem Forever
    - GNU Hurd
    - Perl 6
    - PHP 6
    - Python 3000
    - Bytecode compiled Ruby

  16. What's with this fagged up version of GPLv3? on Linus Warms (Slightly) to GPL3 · · Score: 1

    Why do we want a watered down, sugar-free version of GPLv3? It's either the real thing -- a license to fight back evil corporate practices, or GPLv2 -- a license that fails its purpose which is to ensure your freedom. Something in the middle will still be a failure, and will cause trouble.

  17. Cat shit vs dog shit on Jack Thompson Sues Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Just another lawyers vs lawyers justice show to make some money off the system. Cat shit vs dog shit.

    The good thing: One of them will lose.
    The bad thing: One of them will win.

  18. Re:How the hell... on Surprise Arrest For Online Scientology Critic · · Score: 1

    In America, anybody with enough fat lawyers can sue anybody else for anything. The lawware industry is thriving. And when we add American puritanism and religious zealots to the formula, we get a "threatening a religion" crime.

    Lol land of freedom, lol freedom of speech. I believe I would be allowed to criticize those scientology morons in North Korea, by the way.

  19. Re:Old news on Surprise Arrest For Online Scientology Critic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FYI, the inquisition was an European-wide phenomena, not just Spanish. Most assassinations were committed in Germany, by a ratio of 100 to 1 compared to Spain.

    Anyways, Scientology just does things the American way: lawyers and lawware.

  20. Developers developers developers on Spore Delayed Until Q2 2008 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They must be adding support for Duke Nukem life forms and Duke Nukem environments.

    Crap. I wanted to play this so badly. Guess I should forget all about it and think as if it had been some bizarre dream, because when games start getting delayed over and over they are never released. By the time the game's ready, it'll have 3 competing games and outdated art, so they need to improve the engine and redo the art, and there you go again, another delay.

  21. No on Security Isn't Just Avoiding Microsoft · · Score: 0, Redundant

    > How would life without Microsoft be different?

    Think of lusers not using an Internet browser that sends "User-agent: RAPE ME LOL" every time they browse for porn in the stupid way they always do.

    Think of lusers not running their OS in god mode when they couldn't tell a computer and a refrigerator apart.

    Think of lusers not having a POP email client complete with an awesome support for scripting spambots.

    Think of lusers having software written by people who give a damn about security (and functionality), not by businesstards who just want to lure lusers by offering stupid interfaces they saw in Star Trek.

    You can ask any questions you like, but facts speak for themselves: if you get rid of MSIE, Outlook Express, MSN Messenger, and Windows altogether, you could be the worst systems administrator ever and you still wouldn't have 1/10 the security breaches and incidents.

    (I, however, recommend getting rid of screensaver collecting, iTunes using lusers first.)

  22. Re:Obligatory on Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ha ha ha, the old man kicked the bucket. Yay! The world's pest population just went down by one. Hope the next mafiaa bigshot dies soon.

    Tags: yay haha lol pwned owned mafiaa money business

  23. Tag = haha. on AMD Reports $611 Million Loss · · Score: 1

    AMD used to be a user-friendly company. By user-friendly I mean a company that does the best for the people it gets the money from, as one would logically think a company should try to do to make money. They offered better performance for the buck, and gave better vibes as a company.

    Now they not only lost the crown of price/performance, but they started doing stupid shit like Treacherous Computing, purchasing ATi or wanting to spike their graphics cards with digital AIDS (DRM).

    I'm not sorry they are doing wrong. In fact, I'm deeply relieved. I'm so glad. Of course, I don't support Intel either, they are even bigger DRM faggots than AMD. Both can fold.

  24. It's Maths on The Math of Text Readability · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's Maths, with an S.

  25. Regarding the picture in the article: on U.S. Soldiers Hate New High-Tech Gear · · Score: 1

    Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?