User: TheCybernator

Clean Code is an oxymoron.

On: Clean Code

that's it. said it all in the subject. continue scrolling down.

Fine....

On: Windows 7 Trades Email and Photo Apps For Downloadable Ones

.....just don't remove the Notepad.

news?

On: SpaceX Flight 4 Launch Postponed

I didn't get the news here.

RIAA or MAFIA?

On: RIAA and Net Radio Broadcasters Reach Agreement

Seriously. RIAA is acting like a mafia. Asking for a flat cut as protection money. Civilized extortion.

Universe is finite

On: "Dark Flow" Outside Observable Universe

I feel Universe is finite and is enclosed in a egg shaped enclosure. What scientists are noticing is probably just a magnified reflection of galaxies. Its like one of those magic mirrors at school.

Duct Tape

On: Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved

Why not use duct tape to keep Polar Cap in place?

p0rn search!!

On: Visual Search Engine Tracks Stolen Images

now its gonna be so much easy to search my fav p0rn star pics.

oblig.

On: RIAA Pays Tanya Andersen $107,951

Ms Anderson.Welcome back. We missed you.

In other news...

On: Robot Submarine To Dive Deep In the Caribbean

.....navigator bails out a lost sub using SMS!! Details at 11.

Race

On: Apple Can Remotely Disable iPhone Apps

Let the race to first blocked app begin!!

Obligatory

On: USAF Violates DMCA, Escapes Unscathed

All your base are belong to us.

Re:What a rip

On: Canadians File Class Actions Over Incoming SMS Fees

.... you have to call an unhelpful man in India you get it canceled.

That man is unhelpful because that unethical American/Canadian company told (hired/paid) him to be so.

We know the answer already

On: Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching Us?

Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching Us?

Whatever!! We all know that the answer is 42.

Scientists Find Trigger For Northern Lights

On: Scientists Find Trigger For Northern Lights

Yes. And its called the SUN.

IE8

On: Internet Users Not Updating Browser

I am already upgraded to IE 8 What? Why are you laughing?

Axis of Evil!!

On: Tech Giants Pooling Cash To Buy Patents

they are building Patents of Mass Destruction. Let the (Flame) war begin. Ok. A flamebait. May be.

Gotham City!!

On: The World's 10 Dirtiest Cities

is the dirtiest.

memory!!

On: IBM's Inexpensive Notes/Domino Push Against MS

Or will IBM drop the ball yet again?" ball is already dropped. You know the amount of memory Notes 8 consumes? it hogs ~300MB RAM

Open Wet Ware

On: A New Kind of Science Collaboration

hmmmmm....interesting!!

Re:2 words

On: Cubicle Security For Laptops, Electronics?

Who ate my Ted sandwich?

Re:Appears to be from Penney report...

On: Wikileaks Releases Early Atomic Bomb Diagram

I welcome this as a first step in open sourcing atomic bomb.

"Mom!! did you remove that glowing thing from the basement?"

Re:That's an easy one!

On: Why Don't We Invent That Tomorrow?

Its time travel. When the go back in time, the Earth too would be back there where it was.

Sorry. I applied my brains again. I won't do it again. I promise.

Re:Why is Apple Any Better, By These Standards?

On: Windows 7 Eyed For Antitrust Violations

(This isn't starting flaming, this is a legitimate question - what separates Apple from Microsoft in these regards?) Apple doesn't have the bigger pie.

Only option

On: The U.S. Patent Backlog

outsource to India and China

Outsource it to China!!

On: Airport Security Prize Announced

or outsource it to Mexico if you can afford 75 cents per passenger