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Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching Us?

An anonymous reader writes "The folks at the Edge have published a short story by George Dyson, Engineer's Dreams. It's a piece that fiction magazines wouldn't publish because it's too technical and technical publications wouldn't print because it's too fictional. It's the story of Google's attempt to map the web turning into something else, something that should interest us. The story contains some interesting observations such as, 'This was the paradox of artificial intelligence: any system simple enough to be understandable will not be complicated enough to behave intelligently; and any system complicated enough to behave intelligently will not be simple enough to understand.' After you read it, you'll be asking the same question the author does — 'Are we searching Google, or is Google searching us?'"

346 comments

  1. depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're in Russia, Google searches you :)

    1. Re:depends... by MrNaz · · Score: 0

      This is not off topic, this is about the most appropriate Soviet Russia reference ever. Pity you pulled it off so badly. It would have worked better had you done it thusly:

      Are we searching Google, or is Google searching us? In Soviet Russia, definitely the latter.

      Mod me -1: Remedial humor.

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    2. Re:depends... by Candid88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your version actually manages to be even less funny!

    3. Re:depends... by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard a properly executed Yakov Smirnoff?

    4. Re:depends... by johosaphats · · Score: 0

      You can't judge a place you've never been, that's what people in Russia do!

    5. Re:depends... by gnick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever heard a properly executed Yakov Smirnoff?

      Does it sound like the trap-door on a gallows dropping or a gun-shot?

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    6. Re:depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something like, "NO! NOOO!! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!"?

      bite me filters - it's supposed to be yelling

    7. Re:depends... by smitty97 · · Score: 1
      In Soviet Russia, you search Google!

      waitaminute...

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    8. Re:depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These jokes are really starting to suck...

    9. Re:depends... by blade.labs · · Score: 1

      Earth callin' anonymous coward - today is the 31st of July 2008, i repeat - 2008. Please stop reading 20years old newspapers and recycle it.

    10. Re:depends... by rush242 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard a properly executed Yakov Smirnoff?

      Does it sound like the trap-door on a gallows dropping or a gun-shot?

      No, it's sounds like a cough in a quiet, but filled lecture hall, or a lone cricket.

  2. This is slashdot by elguillelmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    After you read it, you'll be asking the same question the author does

    Do you mean we are supposed to read TFA? Seriously?

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    1. Re:This is slashdot by phillous · · Score: 1

      zomgwtfbbq?

    2. Re:This is slashdot by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the slashdot paradox. Somehow linked websites' servers crash from 1 million+ geeks simultaneously failing to RTFA.

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    3. Re:This is slashdot by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      prefetchfox extension. it also messes with TFA in that google cant track you as easily if your everywhere.

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    4. Re:This is slashdot by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Informative

      I read it. (sorry, I know it breaks SOP)

      It didn't make me ask the same question as the author. Maybe I've read too much cyberpunk in the last year and it has jaded me. Either way, it was an interesting story. Not great, but interesting.

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    5. Re:This is slashdot by phulegart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hey, we all know the unspoken rules... if you read the article, you aren't supposed to post... and if you post, you aren't supposed to read the article. That's how a million geeks can slam a site from a Slashdot link, because there surely aren't a million posts in the thread of discussion about the same article.

      Sorry about crossing the 30 word barrier though, and all the pain I caused those who have read this far...

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    6. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's AVG's LinkScanner for you.

    7. Re:This is slashdot by leamanc · · Score: 1

      Do you mean we are supposed to read TFA? Seriously?

      Oh, I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and say, since they bothered to put the question in the headline, yes, Google is searching us. I can sometimes be bothered to RTFA, but not when it's so obviously tinfoil-hat-baiting as this.

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    8. Re:This is slashdot by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Now that is an interesting concept. Flood the data channel effortlessly and make them wonder why you're reading "4X4 Trucks" and "Interestesting uses of sheer in Interior Design".

      Should provide some interesting sequencing on google search results. However, which one is recommended and works with FF 3.0? FasterFox is 2.0.

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    9. Re:This is slashdot by Kelbear · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It had a bunch of interesting excerpts, but overall I found a parallel to the "mother earth" concept.

      Humans love to find patterns, it makes it easier to conceptualize and organize information. We look at our environment and find a wealth of information, when we expand our vision to include entire ecologies we find interaction between entities, and when we expand enough we become lost in the vastness of it all.

      So how can we characterize all this information? We see the earth as a living organism, with a system of self-correcting processes that help sustain it's "life". A predator evolves a new advantage and the prey evolves a new defense. Overly successful species eat themselves to extinction or become eaten by a predator who is flooded with a bountiful food source.

      In order to capture this ongoing balance act, we just call the pattern "life". But the exercise is left to the reader to determine the difference between the natural order and the human concept of "life as we know it". /. can refer to Riker's arguments against Data as a living life form. Pop open the back-plate of Google's head and switch it off. So long as the process requirements are in place, Google can function, but with us, once we die we are irreparably dead even when we bring the body back to life.

    10. Re:This is slashdot by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      That's because the article is somewhat like Schroedinger's cat - it is both read and unread at the same time, up until the site is slashdotted.

      my brain hurts.

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    11. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After you read it, you'll be asking the same question the author does

      Do you mean we are supposed to read TFA? Seriously?

      In Soviet Russia, TFA reads us!

    12. Re:This is slashdot by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read it; well written story that hauntingly reminds me of Arthur Clarke's "The 9 Billion Names of God"...
      One question: Such analog occilations in the data stream....aren't REALLY there are they? Are they?

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    13. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypothesis 2)
      Slashdot users are so many that any/all capable webservers will go tumbling down.

      Hypothesis 3)
      Webservers hosting the stuff posted on slashdot are quite useless and can't handle the miniscule load from a handful of nerds accessing the server.

      how would you prove which hypothesis is the true one, from a neutral standpoint?

      - I omit hypothesis 1) as it was mostly about ponies and profit

    14. Re:This is slashdot by mysqlrocks · · Score: 1

      IANAQM - but I think it's that the site is neither read nor unread until it is slashdotted.

    15. Re:This is slashdot by zobier · · Score: 1

      That's the slashdot paradox. Somehow linked websites' servers crash from 1 million+ geeks simultaneously failing to RTFA.

      Gentlemen, I dare say that web servers are so frightened of a good old Slashdotting that they keel over obsequiously at the mere posting of a link to them on the Main Page.

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  3. Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching U by darkheart22 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think the times of big brother are ahead of us. Any big company that controls many aspects of our daily life "searches" us. I think it's time for another big company to take the lead of the search engines(not microsoft thought)...

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  4. ::yawn:: by Lurker2288 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

    1. Re:::yawn:: by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

      Soooooooooo, this Republican walks into a bar with a monkey under his arm....

    2. Re:::yawn:: by peragrin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

      Soooooooooo, this Republican walks into a bar with a monkey under his arm....
       
        Walks into the bathroom and taps his foot under the stall door.

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    3. Re:::yawn:: by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's no monkey, that's my wife!

    4. Re:::yawn:: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The Republican walks into a bar with a monkey's tool under his arm....

      Ooops. that wasn't his arm!

      nyuk.

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    5. Re:::yawn:: by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      you forgot "you insensitive clod!"

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    6. Re:::yawn:: by 93,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bartender says: what are you doing with that jackass?

      Republican says: It's not a jackass, it's a monkey.

      Bartender says: I wasn't talking to you.

    7. Re:::yawn:: by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the bartender says, "Hey you can't bring that stupid thing in here!"

      "Sorry," replies the monkey

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    8. Re:::yawn:: by dword · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      234234

    9. Re:::yawn:: by Atari400 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

      Soooooooooo, this Republican walks into a bar with a monkey under his arm....

      I'm sure there's a bagpiping joke here somewhere...

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    10. Re:::yawn:: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no Republican jokes, either.

      Two Republicans walk into a bar...

      The third one ducked.

      He was really an Independent.

    11. Re:::yawn:: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walks into the bathroom and taps his foot under the stall door.

      Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

    12. Re:::yawn:: by ndnspongebob · · Score: 1

      Soooooooooo, this Republican walks into a bar with a monkey under his arm....

      ....named George and hes not curious

    13. Re:::yawn:: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the monkonomy, stupid.

  5. Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you live in soviet russia or not

  6. And the biggest questions of all by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Google searching Google some sort of self-discovery process?

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    1. Re:And the biggest questions of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That would break the internet.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fet0SCt7uGg

      (I apologize profusely.)

    2. Re:And the biggest questions of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you search google into google the internet breaks down.

    3. Re:And the biggest questions of all by Potor · · Score: 1

      I applaud your attempt to introduce Hegel to /.

    4. Re:And the biggest questions of all by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Is Google searching Google some sort of self-discovery process?

      For some reason I'm reminded of this definition of recursion:

      See recursion.

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    5. Re:And the biggest questions of all by mentaldrano · · Score: 1

      That sounds super hot.

    6. Re:And the biggest questions of all by wiredog · · Score: 1

      Sounds like infinite recursion to me.

    7. Re:And the biggest questions of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42

  7. Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best argument against this kind of ridiculous assertion that somehow random information will somehow give rise to intelligence is provided in the old movie Short Circuit. The SAINT 5 robot spends all night reading the encyclopedia and when morning comes, it is suddenly an expert on everything. But its expertise is only in pure knowledge, not the rational use of that knowledge to create something beyond mere identification.

    The only way for a robot to grow past its programming is to add the capability to do so. And simply having a system scan data and find correlations isn't going to be enough. There needs to be an action taken on the discovered correlations, and beyond that the actions need to be reprocessed back into the system in a feedback loop. And even further, it is necessary for the program to identify patterns and make intelligent decisions based on those patterns, but the intelligence necessary to make those decisions must come from external sources. I.e. the programmer.

    It's a bit outlandish to think that just because a program is constantly watching and processing inputs that it is somehow sentient.

    1. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a bit outlandish to think that just because a program is constantly watching and processing inputs that it is somehow sentient.

      Proof: Any average couch potatoe watching TV 24/7. Constantly watching, (presumably) constantly processing, but no sentience can be identified in it.

      Your counterargument being the quality of your TV program? Gee, you know what Google is being fed constantly? See, the proof stands firm!

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    2. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Any average couch potatoe watching TV 24/7

      What a hardcore couch potato, receiving cable television through their mind is no small feat.

    3. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

      But its expertise is only in pure knowledge, not the rational use of that knowledge to create something beyond mere identification.

      You kidding? Neo learnt how to fly helicopter in seconds.

    4. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by phoenix321 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Any biological intelligence does exactly the same as described: gather data (try to assess external universe model), find correlations (build internal universe model), act according to internal needs (act upon internal universe model) and repeat.

      This chain of processing is done by all brains from the fruit fly to humans. Everything else is a consequential result from this process.

      A human brain has very few hardwired constants and many of them they can be overridden.

      Feedback loops are a natural result of action to fulfill internal needs according an internal model - that is always incomplete or wrong, see Goedel - upon the external universe. In the next step data is gathered, correlations found (which constitutes the feedback loop) and then acted out according to the adapted internal model.

      A fruit fly has simple sensors, a very simple correlation engine and a tiny memory for its internal model. But that doesn't mean its following a different path than a newborn Einstein. Einstein has detailed sensors (easily surpassed by those of dogs and eagles, but still ok), a yet-unmatched correlation engine and a sufficient amount of internal model memory.

      All other inputs come from the external universe and while some of them are absolutely neccessary and come from other organisms (parents, teachers), they do not impose a hard limit on Einstein: with enough correlation power, he can easily discover new facts, unknown to any of his inputs (teachers, parents).

      Einsteins brain was never designed to do anything else than processing input signals, detecting correlations and contacting motor neurons to act upon its internal model. How did he discover Relativity then?

    5. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by rts008 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Turn in your geek card!
      It was Trinity that downloaded the program to fly the helicopter, not Neo.

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    6. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      An insightfull mod for asserting #5 was NOT alive. Bravo BadAnalogyGuy, bravo!

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    7. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You make it sound so easy!

      Of course, at a certain level of abstraction, everything is easy.

      Intelligence really is that simple.. except there's one little detail you're ignoring.

      Any biological intelligence does exactly the same as described: gather data (try to assess external universe model using limited computational resources), find correlations (build internal universe model using limited computational resources), act according to internal needs (act upon internal universe model using limited computational resources) and repeat.

      That's the hard part. If you have infinite computational resources it's really trivial to act intelligently. All you need do is enumerate all possible outcomes of all possible actions with an idealized model of the world (Godel not withstanding) and pick whichever maximizes your expected reward. You can write nice long mathematical papers on this.. or even a whole book. The question is, how do you do it with a sensible amount of processing power and memory?

      All the geeks have a great laugh when Matt Groening causes Bender to become transparent and we see a 6502 inside. The joke is that Bender has about the same processing power of a C64 from the early 80s. The show is littered with additional Commodore jokes which I'm sure 90% of the viewers just don't get. But that's not what really makes it funny. What really makes it funny is that all us geeks know that you need a lot more processing power than a 6502 to do the complex things that Bender does in the complex environment he does them in. But how is that? We don't know how to do AI. We don't even have the slightest clue. For all we know, there is a tight little algorithm for AI that could run on a 6502 and produce all those crazy behaviors that Bender gets away with.

      And that's the problem with AI. The allure is that some short little algorithm exists that will magically evolve into a super-human intelligence if you just could find it and hook it up to the world. After all, nature figured out, how hard could it be? This has led many a would be mad scientist to code up a genetic algorithms implementation. In fact, most every programmer I know has given it a go. The mystery of what you'll find if you give it the right fitness function is a powerful motivator - with a little magical thinking, it could be anything!

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    8. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by DocDJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The best argument against this kind of ridiculous assertion that somehow random information will somehow give rise to intelligence is provided in the old movie Short Circuit.

      I agree. I don't know why Searle bothered with all that Chinese Room nonsense. The answers to all of the great philosophical questions of our age are to be found in the movies of Steve Guttenberg.

    9. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one thinking Hmmm Holly Hunter :)

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    10. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by infolib · · Score: 1

      its expertise is only in pure knowledge, not the rational use of that knowledge to create something beyond mere identification.

      Well, I guess that could make a spambot the first AI then - given that it's build to make people do things. Given the complexity of the spam/antispam race and the size of botnets it even starts to seem pseudoplausible. It would screw up the net though, and some of us might get some sun...

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    11. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Proof: Any average couch potatoe watching TV 24/7

      Well hello there, Mr. Vice-President.

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    12. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      Any average couch potatoe...

      Dan Quayle, that's the smartest thing you've ever said!

    13. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It was Tank that uploaded the program to Trinity to fly the helicopter ...

      There. Fixed that for you.

    14. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by EdZ · · Score: 1

      That could make a very interesting bit of fiction: Nigh-simultaneous emergence of the google-AI and conglomerate of spam/trojan botnet-AIs. Cue war, or long and complicated discussion (possibly the same thing for a digital lifeform), between the two on who gets to control the fate of humanity. Meanwhile, humans wonder why Google was lagging a bit for the last 10 minutes and why there's been so much comment-spam recently.

    15. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      I swear to god, when I was in 2nd grade, I learned that it was a word that you could spell either way. And WIKI confirms it! Spellings change over time. That kid was always an insufferable smartass -- um, yeah, kid, there's only one way to spell it - NOW. Smack.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potatoe#Spelling

    16. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by huit · · Score: 1

      Does code replicate itself and could this code be under selective forces? e.g. code being part of a perpetuate program that allows strings to replicate themselves into the next version and scrap less effective code. This is all it would need to start evolving to better suit it's program/environment. If the program applied a selective force that lead to sentience (and it's precursor traits) being a useful adaptation, then this should happen. If not then how do you propose that it would develop a new complex trait like self perception if we don't program it?

    17. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 1 hour of exposure to Myspace will cause a drop of 15 points of IQ. Luckily as a race we tend to stop dropping when we hit 75-80 on the IQ scale as anything below that will cause undue duress on other members of the society.

      For a scientific study see the report titled Idiocracy.

    18. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by maxume · · Score: 1

      If it is somehow in relation to Short Circuit, then yes, you probably are:

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091949/

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    19. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best argument against this kind of ridiculous assertion that somehow random information will somehow give rise to intelligence...

      You mean like that ridiculous theory that random atoms eventually evolved into intelligent humans?

    20. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by huit · · Score: 1

      I think I need to redifine the word program in their somwhere. Program/environment should be considered anywhere this program (set of code) could perpetuate (replicating and changing under selection). I guess we have already paved the way for the evolution code with the internet; providing the environment and the seeds of self replicating code. I am now starting to predict the occurrence of virii that were never even written by a man...and given more time (opportunities to replicate) more complex programs (like multicellular organisms) could arise.

    21. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unless that's just his morality co-processor.

    22. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by thepotoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What a great post. You've accurately summarized the entire AI problem in a couple of paragraphs - however, you're missing an incredibly simple aspect. You hint at it here:

      will magically evolve

      Ah, yes, that's the key, isn't it? The question to ask is not "how do humans think?", it's "what prompted selection for intelligence in humans?". Combined with massive (and I really do mean massive - the human brain has a faster clock speed and more cores (ugh, bad analogy) than a supercomputer - you'd be able to effectively set up an evolving algorithm and expose it to selection pressure for intelligence.
      If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here; I've asked every biology teacher I've had since 9th grade and never gotten a reasonable answer.

      One other point to consider; organic life works in generations; mutations do not discriminate on the basis of functionality, selection does that. Code that constantly rewrites itself replacing variable names at random and swapping if's for whiles and such (while still correcting syntax - almost every DNA sequence will "compile" into some sort of protein, just most of these new proteins will be useless (or deadly). Weight the randomization algorithm towards replacing commands with other similar commands, as most mutations will be replaced with similar amino acids (IE third base pair mutations for alanine are irrelevant, while second base pair mutations will often replace alanine with a different non-polar amino acid). Note that mutation rate is approximately my chances of getting laid, so you're code still has a good chance to compile in the next version. If it doesn't, consider that mutation selected against. Fork the code about a hundred times per generation, and you're bound to get at least one that's functional. If not, go back a generation and reroll. I'm not a coder, and I have no clue how to create code that self-modifies and self-compiles, but I'm pretty sure these are the basics.

      I'm not saying learning algorythms will be easy, but they may just happen in our lifetimes. The memresistor may help speed things along; we'll see in the next couple of years when memresistor RAM comes out.

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    23. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Of course it is a misleadingly simple abstraction when I condensed the entire work of Einstein into input, processing, output. That's the overall process and I wanted to make clear that this cycle can be repeated in a self-contained machine that may need external reference or guidance, but can easily surpass the level of sentience its ancestors had.

      We do not know yet how a correlation engine and memory can artificially be made, well, we are only just now beginning to understand how the stacks of neurons in the human retina are actually preparing their input signals for the brain itself.

      But just because we don't know how doesn't mean it's impossible.

      The only question we have is, if we will be able to think of an algorithm that is smaller than the maybe 700mb of our own genome and faster to assemble and use.

    24. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can not believe I wasted mod points on trolls. Well done, sir!

    25. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by KBKarma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As you stated: correlation. He took the facts that were given, noticed something, did a few tests, and found something new. In this manner, the human brain and a machine are very similar. Both will look at the facts, check if there's anything wrong with them, do a few tests if there is, then find something new. The difference is, machines need to be told what to look for. Humans can act on base instinct or curiosity. As a result, machines will only check if they've been told to, and will only find what they've been told they should, while humans can check for no logical reason, and find something no-one expected to be there. In case you're wondering why Einstein found this before anyone else, it's probably because he was more open-minded than most people at the time. They saw what they'd been told they saw. He saw what was there.

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    26. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Doh!!! Still nice software :)

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    27. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the "template-based addressing" in the story really can have some profound effects. (My own explanation of how Tierra works here.) Google becoming intelligent probably isn't one of them, but some systems are a lot more 'evolvable' than others.

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    28. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What makes your comment really funny is, the Commodore didn't use it's CPU for everything and connect to dumb IO devices. It had a good deal more intelligence in it's various components, keeping the load on the CPU low in the same way SCSI drives don't tax the CPU like ATA does. Which is how humans work... most data doesn't ever make it to the brain, but is pre-filtered by our organs, and most complex co-ordination exhibited by our bodies is not directly orchestrated by our brain, but through various biological dumb circuits.

      The Commodore 64 had more in common with how humans work than modern computers do. I expect that once we begin grappling with the "avalanche of cores" problem in a meaningful way, modern computers will begin to be programmed in a fashion more reminiscent of how biological systems work.

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    29. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The robot's name was "Number 5"
      You have NO IDEA for how long I've been trying to remember the name of the movie. Thank you :)

    30. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has led many a would be mad scientist to code up a genetic algorithms implementation.

      That's new to me. In theoretical computer science we (at least I!) treat genetic algorithms (and its cursed variants) as just another already-done-to-death local search method. I never met a single GA guy who related such algorithms to human intelligence --- well, until you came along (Well Done!).

    31. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by duffel · · Score: 1

      So are you saying that the intelligence necessary for humans to make decisions comes from external sources, i.e. god?

      I'm not saying google is alive, but why shouldn't the intricately layered complexities of information that make up the internet form "the world" for a new kind of life to evolve in?

      Life in the "real world" evolved on a pattern-of-matter basis, life on the internet might evolve on a pattern-of-information basis. Who's to say true intelligence isn't an early step along the way?

    32. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The programmer only needs to create the framework to accept inputs and process accordingly. Intelligence as we understand it is rarely wholly rational. I think this is why Neural Nets have failed to reach any state we would call intelligent, much less sentient. The framework is missing a key factor.

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    33. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      The only way for a robot to grow past its programming is to add the capability to do so. And simply having a system scan data and find correlations isn't going to be enough. There needs to be an action taken on the discovered correlations, and beyond that the actions need to be reprocessed back into the system in a feedback loop. And even further, it is necessary for the program to identify patterns and make intelligent decisions based on those patterns, but the intelligence necessary to make those decisions must come from external sources. I.e. the programmer.

      That's only partially true.

      1) Past a certain point of capability a robot/AI doesn't need to be externally/human programmed to grow past its programming - it can do it itself.

      2) It's conceivable, and not outside the realm of reasonable possibility, that someone could **accidently** make a system become intelligent and far more autonomous than they intended. Consider that our neo-cortex is responsible for most if not all of what we call intelligence (& cognition), yet the neo-cortex is really an incredibly simple repetetive structure - it's just the connections (which self-organize from the input data) that are complex. Consider what would happen if Google, maybe thinking they were just implementing some form of data self-organization or clustering, happended to accidently build something functionally equivalent to the the cortical method of doing it...

      3) Of course if a system did become intelligent (essentially was autonomously learning from the data it was exposed to), we'd still have control over it in the physical sense. We'd control the power switch, we'd control whether we made it mobile or gave it actuators, we'd control whether we gave it sensors. For the cat to be truly out of the bag we'd have to get to the point of the movie "AI" where the robots have been created and exist in uncontrollably large numbers.

    34. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Atari400 · · Score: 1

      All the geeks have a great laugh when Matt Groening causes Bender to become transparent and we see a 6502 inside. The joke is that Bender has about the same processing power of a C64 from the early 80s. The show is littered with additional Commodore jokes which I'm sure 90% of the viewers just don't get.

      6502 you say? Oh no. The Commodore 64 used a 6510 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOS_Technology_6510), which featured an additional 8-bit general purpose I/O port, and an address bus that could be made tri-state! On the other hand, perhaps Bender is Obsoletely Fabulous?

      --
      IBM doesn't play chess with the Universe.
    35. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by mestar · · Score: 1

      If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here; I've asked every biology teacher I've had since 9th grade and never gotten a reasonable answer.

      doh. the answer is sexual selection. human brain is a giant sexual ornament, same as peacock's tail.

      http://www.amazon.com/Red-Queen-Evolution-Human-Nature/dp/0060556579/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217423815&sr=8-1

    36. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mysql is much more intelligent than google. It knows the correlations!!!!!

    37. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is similar to the "Jane" entity in Orson Scott Card's Speaker for the Dead.

      Could the evolution of AI not be so far off from the same process of evolution that brought forth sentient biological entities?

    38. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I've seen postulations that the brain acts more like a massive number of very very slow cores instead.

      Our decision making process is analog rather than digital. A study involved subjects trying being asked timed binary questions with response buttons on opposite sides of the screen. The study tracked the path of the mouse as the subjects made their decision. The mouse wavered between buttons as people made their decisions rather than immediately moving towards an answer and stopping.

      Obviously, no solid conclusions can be made with this tiny experiment. but we can imagine the brain as a number of very slow massively parallel cores all weighing different bits of information and pitching contributions together, and its conclusion is whatever answer it has at the time it must answer. We kinda suck at a "single-core" task like calculation compared to most computers. Even simply adding a two seven digit numbers ties up the average person for a few seconds.

      Tying back to the article, the writer imagines Google's digital framework returning to an analog existence.

    39. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is no helicopter.

    40. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by thepotoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've heard that before; however it's still not a reasonable answer to the question. That's like saying intelligence selects for intelligence (which is true). The problem is more a chicken-egg issue: What triggered the first bit of intelligent selection? It has to start somewhere. Peacock's tail works because a male had a brightly colored slightly larger feather that females could use as evidence that the male possessed greater fitness. Ditto to Diopsidae, and most other sexual selections.

      How could this have worked in humans? An individual possess more neurons/better neurotransmitters is selected for? Great, we're back to hard coding a massive intelligence and making it subject to selection pressures. The worst of both parts of the AI world.

      I'd like to point out that there is a broad range of neural nets beginning with a simple single neuron and working up to humans. Where did sexual selection begin? Are chimps sexually selected for intelligence? If so, what provided a greater pressure not to become as intelligent as us? What about birds? African Grey parrots clearly qualify for intelligence (if only as a starting point). The point I'm making here is that I suspect that sexual selection will undergo a major reworking in the next few years, as we figure out that simply calling something "sexual selection" is hardly better than just saying "god did it" (sorry for the flamebait, can't think of a better analogy). Yes, I've seen the sexual selection equations. Yes, I've worked with them. They need a rewrite, because they seem to be used whenever we can't find an immediate benefit to an adaptation.

      On a related note, intelligence (as my evolutionary biology teacher told me) clearly increases fitness in a modern society (we're talking hunter-gatherer to Mesopotamia when we say modern. In the true modern society, all bets are off and we've pretty much rewritten selection).

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    41. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      Did you seriously just say that Einstein had yet-unmatched intelligence?!

      Go read up on DaVinci, Voltaire and Babbage, just to name a few!

      --
      "Little is much when little you need."
    42. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      OMFG. Why are geeks such freakin' pedants?!

      Several reasons.

      1. We're anti-social AND competitive (intellectually anyway), so we want to show we're better.

      2. Precision matters when you are programming a computer, and this overflows into what counts as RL for us.

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    43. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      I meant the human brain in general in comparison to all machines we've been able to construct so far. Einstein was my example, because he clearly surpassed his teachers and parents, therefore must have produced a lot of knowledge on his own.

      I don't care how much he compares to all other geniuses of the world, Einstein is just *the* modern icon of smarts.

    44. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by mrogers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here; I've asked every biology teacher I've had since 9th grade and never gotten a reasonable answer.

      Maybe you should ask a more specific question. :-) If "What selects for intelligence?" means roughly the same as "Which survival problems can be solved by intelligence?" then the answer is "Pretty much all of them."

      Let's take a fairly broad definition of intelligence:
      1. The ability to learn which actions, in which states, lead to which outcomes
      2. The ability to predict the outcomes of actions without performing them
      3. The ability to compose predictions (action A will lead to state X; in state X, action B will lead to state Y)

      Evolution takes thousands of generations to solve problems, good solutions can only spread by reproduction, and it can only search the solution space greedily (each step of the solution must be neutral or beneficial compared to the previous step). Intelligence solves problems in a single generation, solutions can spread by imitation, and solutions can include steps away from the goal. Where evolution has trial and error, intelligence has thought experiments - falling into a river costs your life, but imagining falling into a river only costs a few calories.

      On the other hand, intelligence isn't free - for part 1 of the definition above you need sensors, a state classifier and a memory. For part 2 you also need an imagination. For part 3 you need a way of finding paths through a network of imaginary states. So a hard-coded solution might be cheaper if the solution space is static on an evolutionary timescale. But every organism's environment contains other organisms that help to define the solution space, and those organisms are evolving, changing the solution space on an evolutionary timescale. So it may turn out that there are few problems for which a hard-coded solution is better than an intelligent solution; perhaps non-intelligent organisms will only survive in niches where intelligence is impossible to implement (eg microorganisms) or unnecessary for survival (eg domesticated animals and plants).

    45. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 6502 was in the Vic-20. The 6510 was in the C-64

    46. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by thepotoo · · Score: 1
      So lets say that a digital organism was placed in an environment where it could enter a "simulation mode" (aka imagination as you call it) and try doing things before it actually did them (and if they were reproductively profitable, follow through and actually do them). Memory is far better on a computer, and in a digital environment, sensors are energy free and perfect.

      Then, we use machine learning algorithms (still subjected to random mutations) and attempt to have it predict outcomes of new circumstances.

      Fuck, it can't be this simple. I'm missing some obvious barrier and it's going to occur to me five seconds after I press submit.

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      Obligatory Soundbite Catchphrase
    47. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the 6502 and replicate it a 10^18 times, connect the adaptable mesh and program a set of simple rules to either diminish or enhance the signal. Connect the relevant regions of the mesh to a bending robot. Enable the power source. Say "Hi, your name is Bender!"

    48. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by alcmaeon · · Score: 1

      You didn't actually read TFA did you? Shame on you. The author dealt with this.

      From TFA:

      At Google, Bigelow's vision was being brought to life. The von Neumann universe was becoming a non-von Neumann universe. Turing machines were being assembled into something that was not a Turing machine. In biology, the instructions say "Do this with that" (without specifying where or when the next available copy of a particular molecule is expected to be found) or "Connect this to that" (without specifying a numerical address). Technology was finally catching up. Here, at last, was the long-awaited revolt against the intolerance of the numerical address matrix and central clock cycle for error and ambiguity in specifying where and when.

      and

      Google (both directly and indirectly) was breeding huge numbers of Turing-Ulam machines. They were proliferating so fast that real machines were having trouble keeping up.

      and

      As von Neumann explained in 1948: "A new, essentially logical, theory is called for in order to understand high- complication automata and, in particular, the central nervous system. It may be, however, that in this process logic will have to undergo a pseudomorphosis to neurology to a much greater extent than the reverse." Ulam had summed it up: âoeWhat makes you so sure that mathematical logic corresponds to the way we think?"

    49. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... I'm not quite sure what you're saying here, but.. As I see it, of all the millions of animals which managed to eke out their own little niche, we just HAPPENED to be the creatures who took the particular fork of "using intelligence to survive". Using good old survival-of-the-fittest, the smarter (cavemen/tribes/etc) killed the dumb ones with tools and became the dominant ones in their pack/species/planet, unless they were super-ceded by an even smarter pack/species (which basically made a massive arms-race). After several hundred thousand years of blood-lines one-upping each other by advancing their tools (remember, the stupid tribes/bloodlines died off because intelligence was our main weapon - that and being bi-peds) we eventually advanced to the point where knowledge and learning was shared (writing), and the rest is history. I don't see that selection has much to do with it - just that by statistical probability, some ancient geeks got lucky and managed to pass their "stone-arrowheads-rool" genes and ideas to the next generation.

    50. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a ridiculous assertion, because it's not an assertion, it's a work of fiction.

    51. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did he discover Relativity then?

      His soul maybe? maybe? anyone?

    52. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by thepotoo · · Score: 1
      There are two competing ideas here. mestar (GGP post) says that intelligence selects for intelligence (sexual selection), while my evolutionary biology teacher says that there is some benefit to being intelligent (selection unknown). You agree with my evobio teacher, but say that statistical improbability was the cause(?!) of the selection.

      I say you are correct that the chances are astronomically slim, and in trying to create an AI we need to break the problem down and find out exactly what it was that allowed those ancient geeks to succeed.

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    53. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "he human brain has a faster clock speed and more cores (ugh, bad analogy) than a supercomputer"

      Crappy interconnects though. Although that's where most people think the magic happens....

    54. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by coren2000 · · Score: 1

      EPIC FAIL!!!!

      Trinity not Neo

    55. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by mrogers · · Score: 1
      I think it could be that simple, if we knew how to design the digital organism's sensors, state classifier, memory, imagination and state-space-pathfinder. But since we don't, I guess we have to wait for genetic algorithms to evolve those features for themselves. :-)

      In my opinion the state classifier is the really hard part - how do you determine that two situations are (in some abstract sense) instances of the same situation?

    56. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by markandrew · · Score: 1

      apart from all the answers by other ppl here, you're also conveniently forgetting that all sentient creatures (that we know of) have physical bodies, and their (conscious) acts are all physical acts. This is a critically important piece of the puzzle- all life that we know of is based around 2 simple directives (for want of a better word):

      1. Survive (keep the physical body functioning)
      2. Reproduce (replicate the physical body)

      Furthermore, all sentient life makes all conscious decisions based on physical stimuli: light, sound, heat, etc etc.

      Comparing known physical life to conjectural non-physical life is like comparing apples to, well, a jpg apple.

    57. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Presumably selection for intelligence is bidirectionally related to occupying the evolutionary niche of a generalist.

      Once you are a generalist by behaviour then additional intelligence becomes adaptive.

      The initial step onto that feedback cycle (from more behaviorally limited to generalist) may have been either by necessity due to change of environment/competetors (with only the more generalist/intelligent DNA surviving), or maybe opportunity/discovery (e.g. ape discovering shellfish as a food source, taking them outside of their normal environment).

    58. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a bit outlandish to think that just because a program is constantly watching and processing inputs that it is somehow sentient."

      This has bothered me for some time. They do it in Star Trek all the time as well.

      No offense meant here - It's Sapient not Sentient. Sentient means the creature can feel pain, among other things. Sapient means it can think and reason.

      A program that simply watches data is neither sentient nor sapient... So on that point, now clarified, I agree with you.

    59. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      These are the goals of our programs and they try to attain them by the means discussed above.

      Don't forget that we are one instance of the runtime state of a rather large biological program: those 3GB encoded in your amino acids.

      Amino acids are a proven workable method for having an interactive program with the physical world. But who can tell if a binary algorithm shouldn't work on a digital substrate as well?

      Surviving, reproducing and reaction to stimuli can all be found in a digital environment. Not on a virtual entity on its own, but a pre-programmed simulation of this behavior is quite common.

    60. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by markandrew · · Score: 1

      amino acids aren't the program in this instance, though - they're merely the instructions for the building blocks to create the entity that runs the program.

      it's one thing to say "we are defined by dna", and quite another to say "our brains are just a computer running a complex program", and just because one statement may be true doesn't mean that the other one is

    61. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the decision-making thing, a story on here recently (that I seem to recall having read before that) indicated that the brain makes decisions on an unconscious level several seconds before our conscious mind 'decides' something. Also, in a related matter, some people with autism are able to calculate simple mathematics with extreme rapidity. I would say that the lower levels of the brain, the 'hardware' (to use what is probably a bad analogy) probably functions at a much faster level than what we can normally tap into, and that the conscious mind is, well, Windows Vista.

    62. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      EPIC FAIL!!!!

      Please cease from using digg / 4chan style comments on slashdot. We have our own
      memes here that we are very proud of, thank you very much, and have no desire to
      sink into the morass of 1 and 2 word comments that proliferate on those sites.

      What not to say: EPIC X where X = win / lose / tie / etc.
      MOAR, Put keyboard on head, oh and did I mention EPIC ANYTHING ?

      Acceptable memes: In soviet russia...., 123... PROFIT!, Imagine a beowulf cluster of,
      jokes based on original ipod post (no wifi, LAME).....

      We have a long standing tradition that you are FUCKING UP.

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    63. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by ceifeira · · Score: 1
      If you want a definite answer, then start by providing a definition of intelligence.

      What triggered the first bit of intelligent selection?

      Isn't this pretty obvious? The fact that, all things being equal, having slightly more processing power, memory, or whatever it is you consider intelligence, probably meant that you didn't go poking in the bear cave. Presumably, because you'd have seen your not-as-bright sibling go in there and not return. Kick in "intelligence", correlate facts and arrive at probable causality.

    64. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Skratchez · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest part of this whole thread (for Futurama fans anyway) needs a higher score. Even though it seems obvious in retrospect.

    65. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Gori · · Score: 1

      nonono, brain is THE interconnect. It is nothing but a massive network. Its like having a IPv12 and wire between any and every two machines....

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      Complexity is a measure of our ignorance...
    66. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by SchmellsAngel · · Score: 1

      If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here; I've asked every biology teacher I've had since 9th grade and never gotten a reasonable answer.

      Intelligence has been defined as that which separates us from animals. There are two attributes humans have evolved that mostly fill that role: language and weapons. Both convey a survival advantage. Will the Goog-entity master either, or both? My bet is on language but God help us if it's the other.

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    67. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      I think the lightning strike was supposed to have something to do with the robot's self-awareness and consciousness.

    68. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by yellowalienbaby · · Score: 1

      True, now, take a glass of water and go have a lie down.

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      Darwin Hawking Blackmore
    69. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here; I've asked every biology teacher I've had since 9th grade and never gotten a reasonable answer.

      You are asking the wrong question. To begin your search, you must question what intelligence is. This also happens to be a problem, I believe. In any case, since we are dealing with computers, the actual answer to this question need to be correct: it will form the basis upon which you build your intelligent program, and from there you can question if the answer to what intelligence is, is in fact correct, by looking at how 'intelligent' the program is.

      But what I do know: humans did not evolve intelligence. Intelligence was around before humans, and seen clearly in many animals. What humans evolved, was the ability to use tools, and by extension, the ability to think in terms of those tools (objects, one reason why object-orientated-programing has caught on).

      Also, in response to some other posts about intelligence being a factor in mating: intelligence has nothing to do in this regard. Intelligence only helps the organism to survive until it can mate. More intelligence does not necessarily betters chances; it could mean worse chances.

      So, to correct your question: If you know what intelligence is, by all means post it here.

    70. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Oh? And what does the brain connect then?

      The closest analogy between the brain and a computer is that the main bodies of the neurons are like processors and the axon-dendrite-synapse complex is the interconnect. And every neuron is certainly not connected to every other neuron. Not even close. In fact, one of the critical steps in early development is pruning excess connections.

    71. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Any biological intelligence does exactly the same as described: gather data (try to assess external universe model), find correlations (build internal universe model), act according to internal needs (act upon internal universe model) and repeat.

      The model you describe could also be called 'Instinct' and whether intelligence can be 'implemented' or it has to reach some sort of criticality before the 'Intelligence effect' takes a hold in a biological system is what we are yet to ascertain. i.e Is 'Intelligence' is an effect of 'Instinct' operating for some time period because the same model can describe the behavior of a Venus fly trap and I don't believe it is accurate to describe it's behavior as intelligence.

      This chain of processing is done by all brains from the fruit fly to humans. Everything else is a consequential result from this process.

      Surely the count of the behavioral loops operating in parallel on the internal model is important relative to the complexity of the being. The question is whether the difference is ten's or thousands of loops operating at once and if the capability to spawn new loops and the conflict generated is a contributing factor. Moreover it could be the capability to resolve the conflicts generated that are responsible for spawning the "Intelligence effect".

      For example a single bee and a fruit fly may be very similar individually and operate on instinct, but a collective hive of bees has capabilities that make it act very differently, there are internal conflicts that happen and are resolved but the important thing is the processes operate in parallel making the hive act as one - if on separate but tightly controlled models.

      Feedback loops are a natural result of action to fulfill internal needs according an internal model - that is always incomplete or wrong, see Goedel - upon the external universe.

      What about uncertainty. The model can use the loops to deal with incomplete or wrong, but uncertainty must surely be handled differently and perhaps it's a consequence of dealing with uncertainty that more brain capacity was developed leading to reasoning and problem solving (ECC?) on the model perhaps leading to higher functions like awareness (I am) and self awareness (I am I). The eventual freeing of brain capacity, the capability to have and refine multiple models (or think) and so on until the baby Einstien could develop a theory of relativity.

      I also think the question of Artificial Awareness, which is generally bundled into Artificial Intelligence, is certainly a lot different even in biological intelligences. The "skynet" scenario maybe a possibility if it is like a hive of bees, long before it is self aware or even intelligent - just acting on instinct.

      Personally I've always been skeptical that Artificial Intelligence is a possibility by design, certainly with our current generation of technology. So perhaps the article posits that Google has stumbled upon 'Artificial Instinct'? I don't know anything about Google's code behavior internally other than they continue to add more processing power like a living being does as it grows. However as Google is big enough to have a engineer of this caliber on board that has observed the behavior it would also be interesting to find out if Google's systems are generating any internal conflict and attempts to resolve it - maybe we can ask him about his observations on Slashdot. It's certainly interesting to be living in a time where the capacity of our computer systems globally are at a complexity, growing daily, where questions like this arise. Maybe A.I is here already just so slow and ponderous that we aren't even aware of it, but it begs the question of if there is a model for intelligence we don't recognise.

      Thank you for such a thought inspiring post.

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    72. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by higgeno · · Score: 1

      "If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here; I've asked every biology teacher I've had since 9th grade and never gotten a reasonable answer."
      Tangential to 'what selects for intelligence' are self synchronizing systems. An observable natural occurrence that runs like entropy in reverse.
      Too much order in a system? entropy.
      Too much disorder? synchrony.
      at 4am, while I was real hot on the synchrony kick (thanks to Steven Strogatz's book 'SYNC, the science of spontaneous order") a friend and I were discussing entropy. He claimed that intelligence is the universal entropy counterbalance.
      I was championing sync that night, and when I woke the next morning I found that synchrony and intelligence had been strongly correlated in my mind. It will probably remain that way for a while.

  8. Re:ATTENTION SHOPPERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent backward!

  9. Google is definitely searching us by neokushan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But I have to ask, is it such a bad thing?
    You know what it's like, you go to search for something completely innocent and porn comes up. It's not a fault or an idiosyncrasy of the interweb, it's google giving you what you really wanted.

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    1. Re:Google is definitely searching us by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess I'm not the only one who doesn't mind the porn I get offered, just the kind of porn. It's that sick, twisted, perverted and utterly gross kind of porn that comes up with the searches, the kind that I certainly do NOT want. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks like this, so I doubt this could be anyone's favorite kind of porn.

      Ya know, the kind that you're supposed to pay for.

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    2. Re:Google is definitely searching us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's that sick, twisted, perverted and utterly gross kind of porn

      Yeah... The other day I saw an image of a normal, loving, married couple in the missionary position! *shudders*
      If some unfortunate kid stumbles upon that kind of depraved smut, it could destroy his little mind!

    3. Re:Google is definitely searching us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone with porn nastier than mine is a pervert and everyone with porn less nasty than mine is a prude." - Unknown

    4. Re:Google is definitely searching us by soliptic · · Score: 1

      It's that sick, twisted, perverted and utterly gross kind of porn that comes up with the searches, the kind that I certainly do NOT want.

      Obligatory bash.org:

      There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...

    5. Re:Google is definitely searching us by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Missionary... ewww, I really hate it when they use religious stuff as a kink.

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  10. Dyson, Dyson, i think i know that name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes! Cyberdyne Systems!

    Oh, and it's just a coincidence...

  11. Well by rarel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know who's searching who, but I do know that I no longer use Google because it's "simply the best". Relevant results are always lost in a torrent of ads, fake review links and e-stores trying to sell me something that's irrelevant.

    To the point that I'm not using Google because I genuinely like it any more, but merely because I know the alternatives are even worse. In a few years' time Google went from the best to the lesser evil.

    It's... disappointing.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Relevant results are always lost in a torrent of [...]

      Funny choice of wording as my relevant results while searching for software or games to buy are actually really lost in pages full of .torrents - searching for '[software] -torrent' still leaves me with parking stuff, review pages and shareware sites. The best way to find the actual original homepage for a (not so popular) application is Wikipedia, up to the point where it replaced Google as my startpage because it's where I actually find what I'm looking for.
      They really don't need to bother with their attempts at a peer-reviewed search engine, because Wikipedia is already it.

    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    3. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my first go-to is wikipedia now. I'll almost always find something on what I'm looking for. If that's the case then there will be citations I can follow to find more.

    4. Re:Well by pdwalker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you consider the firefox extension Googlepedia? It will present you a split screen with the google search results on the left, and the wikipedia results on the right.

      Very useful.

    5. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 'his' intelligence at its best: it gives you ads that can give 'him' money to buy more HDs to have more storage to make you like 'him' the most to keep searching it and giving more money!

    6. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations are the new empires; and as corporations go, Google is a banana republic. As soon as someone develops an indexing paradigm better than page rank, Google is yesterday's news.

      From that perspective, Google is much more vulnerable than Microsoft. Microsoft has a much larger inventory of accumulated IP. Google's advantage is that they made a massive investment in the hardware required to do map-reduce on a global scale. But that's just hardware.

      Truth is, both companies are teetering on collapse. Microsoft can't possibly maintain its margins against the onslaught of free software. Microsoft's only hope is volume, but there again, volume is inversely correlated with price, and cheap computing devices and free software are a natural fit. Google is a one trick pony. All it takes to unseat Google is a better search algorithm, and enough CPU cycles to scale. CPU cycles keep getting cheaper, so really the algorithm is key.

      Do you think the person who has an idea that might unseat Google is going to go work for them? People with clue do it for themselves, not for somebody else.

      Prediction: in ten years neither Google nor Microsoft will be technological leaders.

    7. Re:Well by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      I keep reading here about relevant results getting swamped, but I don't see it when I use Google. I have to wonder what all these searches have included that reaps the trash that mine don't.

    8. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the point that I'm not using Google because I genuinely like it any more, but merely because I know the alternatives are even worse. In a few years' time Google went from the best to the lesser evil.

      It's... disappointing.

      Exactly!

      That's why I'm hoping that Cuil will work out... Their privacy policies are excellent.

    9. Re:Well by robogun · · Score: 1

      Search on pop culture, popular products, controversial subjects, software & shareware. Most shareware products aren't on the first 10 pages of their own results, the suthor buried under torrent listings & crack pages.

      Searching on intellectual topics such as mathematic proofs or organic chemistry will return fewer spammy pages.

    10. Re:Well by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

      (here's a link for you lazy bums: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2517)

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
  12. If only.. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    all "magical thinking" in the field of artificial intelligence was reserved for fiction.

    There's so much rigorous mathematically described hooey in AI that its hard to tell the naive geniuses from the crackpot morons. Consider this paper by Solomonoff. Brilliant stuff! A fantastic read. Then, at the end, it says:

    In our view, however, the most interesting situation in machine learning, arises when we do not know ahead of time what program will solve a given problem and where the machine discovers the program itself. It seems to be very hard to find out much about this by theory alone. Running experiments is crucial.

    This is Solomonoff's way of reminding us that he is a mathematician and hasn't actually run any experiments. His other papers make similar pronouncements in the footnotes about the uncomputability of his math or acknowledge the requirement of perfect (aka impractical) training data, etc. He makes it abundantly clear that is work is purely theoretical and unimplementable, but does this stop enthusiastic amateurs from reading his papers and declaring that AI is "solved"? Well no, of course not.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
    1. Re:If only.. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I agree there is a lot of useless crap written by mathematicians but to be fair there are plenty of software sharlatns who claim to have written AI, super-duper compression, etc into their apps (eg: the MS paperclip). AI needs input from programmers, engineers, neuro-scientists/surgeons, mathematicians, behaviorists and it probably won't be recognised for what it is until it starts experimenting on us.

      We already have the technology to map the overall physical properties of a human brain onto a computer down to the level of individual nurons and synapses, IIRC IBM is working towards doing just that by 2012. IMHO it won't achieve much without a simiarly complex set of sensors to replicate the nervous system that connects a living brain to it's environment and it's life support system (body). Humans (and other animals) are genetically programmed to categorize the world into objects (trivially: self vs non-self), experience teaches us what is relevant to our existance and trains our body's reaction (eg: all baby humans are facinated with their own hands for 6-9 months after they are born).

      Intelligence is a hard thing to define, for instance it could be argued that an ameoba[sic] is intelligent because it "knows" self vs non-self well enough to "hunt" other microbes. However I think what most people mean when they say AI, is intelligence as per the strong version of the Turing test. A "virtual brain" in a box that cannot cannot walk down the street and experience what normal humans experience will have little chance of passing the Turing test.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  13. The obligatory joke... by Timosch · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Google is searching YOU. Well, only in Soviet Russia...?

    1. Re:The obligatory joke... by oodaloop · · Score: 2

      In Soviet Russia, redundant obligatory jokes use YOU!

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      Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
    2. Re:The obligatory joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, easy joke exploits you!

  14. George Dyson by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes.. it *is* that George Dyson.

    http://www.ted.com/index.php/speakers/george_dyson.html

    Freeman Dyson's son. Both the TED talks he's given are awesome.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
    1. Re:George Dyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vacuum guy?

    2. Re:George Dyson by MooseMuffin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Related to Miles Dyson who helped invent skynet?

    3. Re:George Dyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cousin to both George W. "Dyson" Bush and Tony Dyson Blair?!

      It's like a Dyson DaVinci Code here!

  15. Another reason for not using Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else tried searching on www.cuil.com ? I spotted it on Wired this week- it's a search engine which doesn't collect any data about you. Seems to work pretty well too (though gets slow sometimes), also am not sure if it's a beta version that's live at the minute.

    1. Re:Another reason for not using Google by stjobe · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was an article here on slashdot the other day about cuil, and the verdict was: Epic Fail, not even a contender.

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
  16. Oh that's _Adorable_ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for adorable pictures of Google's massive server clusters taking a nap because they got tired from indexing porn. :3

  17. grammar nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know who's searching who

    whom... searching *whom*.

  18. This is just inane. by KTheorem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If a system capable of being understood could not act intelligently, then why the hell do we even bother studying the human brain? And further, any attempt at creating artificial intelligence would rely on us not knowing what the hell we are doing?

    I am tired of this kind of blanket assumption that anything humans can do that we don't understand or know how to reproduce artificially is somehow incapable of ever being understood or reproduced. We are not so special as to invalidate the existence of the mechanical processes that make us work.

    1. Re:This is just inane. by __aarcfd8085 · · Score: 1

      If a system capable of being understood could not act intelligently

      I think the word understanding is being used to mean that you could accurately predict the outcome of running the system.

      A simple example is the deep thought computer: to create a computer that can *fully* model the universe it must be able to map every single event within the universe and so must in fact be at least as complex as the entire universe to do this (compression of the problem would introduce errors and so invalidate the calculation)

      What we can do is make ever more accurate models of the human brain (or any system) that eventually will mimic the system so well that it will be indiscernable from the system it is modeling.

    2. Re:This is just inane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe what is meant by that statement is this:

      Any system that actually IS intelligent, and not just a set of if-else statements, will have to be able to alter itself: it has to be able to learn; to adapt; it has to be able to re-program itself.

      Any system that is predictable is naturally incapable of adapting intelligently: its a highly complex set of if-else statements. All adaptations and learning processes are hard-coded.

      In the first case, the system will eventually learn/adapt to a point where it hardly resembles its original self. Think of a painting that randomly gets altered one pixel at a time, eventually, it will become totally diffrent. In a intelligent system, the rules to alter the painting would have a purpose, so a new painting would form. However, those rules could also be subject to alteration, and so on. The 'base' program would be a set of very simple instructions, the actual program would be the picture (to keep with the metaphor). Think swarm theory (or whatever its called): a set of simple organisms based upon simple rules give rise to complex systems (swarms of such organisms) that seemingly tends to act as its own entity.

      In the second case, nothing changes over time. If things do change, then its the result of hard-coded if-else statements switching on/off in a complex, but predetermined, fashion.

      The truly intelligent system, then, will develop to a point where it could be un-understandable: as soon as you identify all of its processes, they change. Its not that a human cant understand it all, its that it changes faster then a human can deal with. Think of trying to map the brain. Sure, we might be able to take a snapshot of a brain, and study all of its processes, but by the time we understand it all, the brain would have changed, and all your left with is a understanding of said brain at the time the snapshot was taken.

      I hope I got my point across, but Im not certain.

    3. Re:This is just inane. by KTheorem · · Score: 1

      I think I understand what you are saying, but it seems to me to just be an extension of the 'we can't do it now so it can't be done' kind of thinking. If we were able to take a snapshot of a working brain and understand it's state and how it works, there should be no reason it would not be possible to predict what would happen given certain inputs. To make the case that it is un-understandable just because we don't know what those inputs are going to be means that anything mutable is not understandable. My typing this comment would make my computer un-understandable.

      As for emergent behaviours, even complex behaviours that come from simple rules are still explainable in terms of those simple rules (though it is cumbersome to do so). Someone brought up the game of life as an example. Yes, emergent behaviours happen with it, but they still are capable of being expressed in term of the simple rules by virtue of the fact that all the game is capable of is executing those simple rules.

    4. Re:This is just inane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My typing this comment would make my computer un-understandable.

      And indeed, it probably did. Can you honestly say you know about everything that happened when you pressed those keys? How your key presses could have delayed a CPU context switch just long enough to cause a race condition in another program to trigger, causing another thread of the program to execute a arbitrary memory location, which just happened to contain a instruction that causes a CPU bug, triggering the OS to launch a random program that just happens to be a media player, that just happens to think you told it to play your porn? No? (yes, extremely exaggerated, but the point still stands).

      As you noted, it could be cumbersome to explain the behavior of complex systems by use of simple rules. It would be like trying to predict the weather by using quantum physics to model the whatever-particles that build up the whatevers, that make up atoms, that make up molecules that make up some abstraction in the gas, that make bigger abstractions, that make wind, that make ....

      Theoretically, it could be possible to predict complex systems: but it requires knowing all about such a system, and that is the practical limitation. As systems get more complex (consume/are/need more data), gathering all that data into one spot at the same moment (so the data is consistent) can prove difficult, analyzing it all could also prove hard. Systems the size of the google network are probably beyond understanding: you could spend your whole life just reading the index of websites, but that is still just a part of the google network. This is where the 'we can't do it now so it can't be done' part comes into play.

      Its not that it cant be done (that we know of), its that we don't have the technology/resources/time to do it. Sure, we could make actually intelligent systems, but they would all be constrained by the simple lack of memory resources available: which is why all research focuses not on creating actual intelligence, but artificial intelligence (highly complex sets of if-else statements, essentially, to model intelligence rather then create/impersonate it).

      I do not want it to sound like a cop-out, but some things are beyond human understanding. We can learn all about complex systems, but to actually reason about them in ones head is the limitation. We could know all the rules, find some way to learn all the information contained, yet still be unable to hold all of that information in ones head long enough to reason about it ALL at once. Just try solving any math equation in your head, how long until you reach a equation difficult enough that you need a pencil and paper? This is where the statement "its beyond human understanding" comes from. In such situations, we use abstractions to reason with such complexity, and continue on.

      Of course, anyone who thinks humans are incapable of understanding something, so they dont even try, are foolish. You never know until you try, and as noted, when complexity rises, you simplify it with a abstraction: the problem then becomes finding the right abstraction, and this requires work, and creative thought, even in the face of impossibility.

    5. Re:This is just inane. by KTheorem · · Score: 1

      I see your point. I think what you are describing as limits on our understanding are really limits on our ability to imagine. I can understand what 100 cupcakes is. I cannot, however imagine 100 cupcakes. It is similar with the hard math equation. I can (with the proper training and ability) understand the equation. That does not mean I can imagine solving it. If we are to take understanding something as fully imagining it then no one would understand quantities larger than about 8. Maybe it's bad reasoning on my part but if that's all understanding is, the ability to visualize something in it's entirity, then it's a pretty useless term (especially since it becomes a synonym from imagination).

    6. Re:This is just inane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am tired of this kind of blanket assumption that anything humans can do that we don't understand or know how to reproduce artificially is somehow incapable of ever being understood or reproduced.

      That's a straw man if ever I heard one. You are paraphrasing something you intuitively disagree with to the extent that it becomes objectively false.

      If a system capable of being understood could not act intelligently, then why the hell do we even bother studying the human brain?

      I'm tired of the blanket extremism on this site. Everything is not simply black or white. Saying you can't understand something *completely* is not the same as saying you can't understand it *at all*, and 99% != 0%.

      Why do almost *all* Slashdotters do this? Is it because you think in binary?

    7. Re:This is just inane. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever says what they mean by "understood." Do you mean understanding the basic theory like most of us understand a processor? Or being familiar with it's inner workings like the designer of that processor? Or knowing every feature with perfect, unfailing recall?

      But definitions are a little to constraining for the fuzzy thinkers who like to proclaim things unknowable.

    8. Re:This is just inane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying if you can't know everything you would rather know nothing?

    9. Re:This is just inane. by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      If a system capable of being understood could not act intelligently, then why the hell do we even bother studying the human brain? And further, any attempt at creating artificial intelligence would rely on us not knowing what the hell we are doing?

      Haven't you been paying attention lately? Knowledge progresses and we learn more and more about the mind, people have behaved less and less intellegently. By following the trends, we that if we fully understand the system we will be unable to act intelligently any more.

      Kinda like if you know exactly how fast something is moving you have no idea where it is.

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      You're thinking small. Why miniaturize the laser, when we could instead enlarge the sharks? -John Searle
  19. Re: Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searchin by cjmdaixi · · Score: 1

    Protect yourself, and nobody can "search" you

  20. Short answer... no by gringer · · Score: 0, Troll

    We're not searching Google, we're searching the Internet. Google is a tool that can be used (and often is used) to facilitate this search.

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    Ask me about repetitive DNA
    1. Re:Short answer... no by wild_quinine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're not searching Google, we're searching the Internet. Google is a tool that can be used (and often is used) to facilitate this search.

      Nitpickers are the worst, particularly when they're wrong.

      Google searches the internet, but we don't, whilst using it. We search Google, because all the results we want are stored at Google, within Google, and we hopefully find the result we want. Only then are we directed to a site on the internet outside of Google containing the information we searched for.

      It is not entirely innaccurate to say that 'We search the internet using Google', but this assumes a logical progession: We search google > because Google searches the internet > so that we cand find what we want on the internet = We used google to search the internet. However, contrary to your misconceptions, it is MORE not LESS accurate to say 'We search Google (to find what we want on the internet).

    2. Re:Short answer... no by mccalli · · Score: 3, Interesting
      We're not searching Google, we're searching the Internet.

      Nope, quite definitely searching Google. "The internet" cannot be searched, there's no protocol for it. You can search a concentration of culled pages stored in a particular place, but you're not searching the internet. You're searching what that place has stored, believing it to be a subset of the internet.

      You can trivially see this with pages that present one thing to Google spiders and another to the real browsing user. Or with 404 links - they existed at the time they went in the index, but they don't exist now. It's not the internet being searched, it's the snapshot subset that's been indexed.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    3. Re:Short answer... no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, I thought that the Internet was more than just the WWW, which is mostly what Google is searching. Yea, there's Google Groups but I don't see Google searching ssh servers or anything.

    4. Re:Short answer... no by edittard · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The internet" cannot be searched, there's no protocol for it

      The real reason is that some of the tubes are bent, and you can't see round corners.

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      At the bottom of the /. main page it says 'Yesterday's News'. Well they got that right.
    5. Re:Short answer... no by Mark+Trade · · Score: 1

      Yes, we can (sorry) search the internet directly. The protocol for it is called HTTP. The problem is that it is so damn slow to crawl the whole web and perform your search at the same time by looking at each harvested web page. This is why search engines have so much storage: to reduce time in exchange for space (space-time trade-off).

    6. Re:Short answer... no by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You can search the WEB directly, using HTTP. The Internet, contrary to modern popular belief, has a few other components than web pages.

    7. Re:Short answer... no by Something+Witty+Here · · Score: 1
      >> "The internet" cannot be searched, there's no protocol for it

      > The real reason is that some of the tubes are bent, and you can't see round corners.

      That's what mirror sites are for. Use PPP (point to point parascope).

  21. MOD PARENT UP by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the best comment I've read on Slashdot in a long time...

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by mrogers · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I've been spending a lot of time offline recently and I guess my standards are slipping. ;-)

  22. Google Home by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At JavaOne about 3 years ago there was a boffin talk with Gosling, Joy and others and one guy raise the image of hearing something drop through his letter box and then suddenly a little bot appearing in his room with a message "don't worry I'm just indexing your house for Google"

    His point was that he had two reactions to this firstly "what a huge invasion of privacy" and second "Great I'll be able to find my car keys".

    Of course Google is profiling what people do as they search, indexing everything is what they are about. The question is where this impacts on privacy and what limits we want to put on it.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:Google Home by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      i wonder if our homes can be equipped with some sort of robots.txt derivative

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      *plays the Apogee theme song music*
    2. Re:Google Home by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's called a baseball bat.

    3. Re:Google Home by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Of course Google is profiling what people do as they search, indexing everything is what they are about. The question is where this impacts on privacy and what limits we want to put on it."

      *don's a decent sized tin foil hat*

      There are no limits we can really put on it, the NSA is already sucking up the whole damn internet, ISP's are monitorign and recording you traffic and many I'm sure sell this data illegally to advertisers. There's taps on all the packets that go through the internet in different countries and different places, so trying to keep privacy on data without moving to something like Tor, etc, is not going to happen on how most of use the net today. The intelligence agencies of the world must be having a ball mining and capturing our packet data and reconstructing them into files on us using mathematical techniques to reconstruct what goes where, I'm sure this will get very good over time. Not to mention with the help of google, etc,

      Copy that was temporarily put online:
      http://www.mod.uk/NR/rdonlyres/94A1F45E-A830-49DB-B319-DF68C28D561D/0/strat_trends_17mar07.pdf

      http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2930944

    4. Re:Google Home by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Obligatory screenshot of said search results.

    5. Re:Google Home by Malohin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are referring this story?
      I'm a Googlebot! I will not kill you.

      "I don't want you here. Who let you in?"

      "I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them. And I watch the tape of you with the life-sized Stallman puppet. These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!' Many searchers will find happy links of Stallman puppet see you! Ahhhh."

  23. AI - A Myth by mlwmohawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We had this discussion a little while back. The mythical AI where machines "learn" how to "think" is a long way away or possibly impossible with current technology.

    The appearance of intelligence is not intelligence. A recommendations system or search engine may appear intelligent, but the part of the system that processes information "intelligently" was programmed by a person who understood the process. The computer is merely following directions.

    Some knowledge based algorithms seem unpredictable when given random data. This is not intelligence either, it is more a result of unintended consequence. You can go back and figure out why it acted a certain way.

    1. Re:AI - A Myth by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Semantic word games do not an argument make.

      Go read about machine learning. There's plenty of things that we *can* do. It's not hard to sort the bunk from the legitimate results. Just don't look for anyone saying what we *can't* do. That's a little too pessimistic for the compsci crowd and is considered dangerous to the math crowd (who have a habit of not saying anything they can't prove).

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:AI - A Myth by BoldlyGo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some knowledge based algorithms seem unpredictable when given random data. This is not intelligence either, it is more a result of unintended consequence. You can go back and figure out why it acted a certain way.

      The same rules apply to people. We have a set of programming we are born with, and then we are given random data. This data and our pre-programming explains why we act a certain way. The ability to go back and figure out why we act a certain doesn't mean we aren't intelligent.

      It is a mistake to assume our intelligence is something more than a program. Our programming is just less transparent to us.

    3. Re:AI - A Myth by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      We had this discussion a little while back. The mythical AI where machines "learn" how to "think" is a long way away or possibly impossible with current technology.

      How do you know they are not thinking now?

    4. Re:AI - A Myth by SpinyNorman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The appearance of intelligence is not intelligence. A recommendations system or search engine may appear intelligent, but the part of the system that processes information "intelligently" was programmed by a person who understood the process. The computer is merely following directions.

      That not true in general. It's only true for old fashioned "code forward" computing where your code is specifying what to do with the data. With connectionist approaches, genetic computing, etc (and natural evolution), it's often the data not the code that is in control, and techniques like this are usually used specifically because you don't know how to "intelligently" solve the problem, so you instead, in essence, feed the data into an architecture where it organizes itself.

      Let's also note that even though in a software system a genetic algoritm is explicitly coded, that in nature it's not. You'll not find "the evolutionary algorithm" anywhere in any form in nature. Evolution is just the emergent behavior what happens when the necessary pre-conditions (parallelism, shared resources/competition, imperfect inheritence) exist. A reasonable way to view using the same approach in software is that you also are not really providing an algorithm - you are just setting up the preconditions/environment that will result in what you want happening, without you being aware or specifying how it is going to happen.

    5. Re:AI - A Myth by jefu · · Score: 1

      But we're not given random data at all. We grow up surrounded by human beings and human artifacts. Parents talk to babies in roughly the same way everywhere. As a result, while we have a genetic code that programs a bunch of stuff that contributes to being human, we then spend a number of years having that programming extended and fine tuned (to our surroundings, to our language and especially to our culture).

      Also, I doubt that many (any?) of us really has the ability to go back and really "figure out why we act" for many actions - for some actions we may believe we know why we did things (but is that belief really true?), for many others probably not. For instance, why did you fall in love with person a rather than person b?

      On the other hand, I agree completely that our intelligence is just a program - but it is a very complicated one that we are far from understanding.

    6. Re:AI - A Myth by jefu · · Score: 1

      How do you know they are not thinking now?

      Excellent question. It is not hard to imagine that there would be intelligences that differ enough from human that the Turing Test (and its relatives) would not be effective - indeed there might be types of intelligence for which it might not be meaningful. (This should not be taken as minimizing the Turing Test - I'm pretty sure nobody has found anything better as yet.) There might also be intelligences that would not even perceive such a test.

      A small thought experiment: suppose that the internet as a whole (network plus all the attached machines) were to one day shift from being essentially a stupid network into a smart one - whatever that means. I take it to mean at least able to react to and solve perceived problems without being programmed by humans to do so. At least at the level of chimpanzees. Would we notice anything? Would we even be looking in the right places?

    7. Re:AI - A Myth by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "We have a set of programming we are born with,..."

      Your first mistake. No, we do not. Certainly not on the scale you're implying. If you have information to this effect, you should publish.

      It is a geek's mistake to assume our intelligence is nothing more than a program, but it's understandable as it moved human intelligence into a realm they do understand.

    8. Re:AI - A Myth by sp332 · · Score: 1

      The mythical AI where machines "learn" how to "think" is a long way away or possibly impossible with current technology.

      Somehow, I think Google's compute clusters have more power than whatever AI lab you were looking at.

      Also, it is not a machine simply learning how to think on its own - it relies on millions of people to sort, filter, and connect the data. Basically harvesting both data and semantic connections from humans.

    9. Re:AI - A Myth by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I think Google's compute clusters have more power than whatever AI lab you were looking at.

      It isn't the "computing power" it is the nature of the computing system.

      Also, it is not a machine simply learning how to think on its own - it relies on millions of people to sort, filter, and connect the data. Basically harvesting both data and semantic connections from humans.

      That is not AI.

    10. Re:AI - A Myth by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      That not true in general. It's only true for old fashioned "code forward" computing where your code is specifying what to do with the data. With connectionist approaches, genetic computing, etc (and natural evolution), it's often the data not the code that is in control, and techniques like this are usually used specifically because you don't know how to "intelligently" solve the problem, so you instead, in essence, feed the data into an architecture where it organizes itself.

      That doesn't really happen. Yes, with neural networking or genetic operations, various potentially uncategorized data creates a "model," but the truth is that the model is little more than a statistical analysis of the data.

      The data was chosen and extracted by people who understood what they wanted to analyze. The system did not initiate the operation or define the parameters.

    11. Re:AI - A Myth by thepotoo · · Score: 1
      I disagree that our intelligence is just a program: we have the ability to learn and respond to completely new, unforeseen circumstances.

      Machine learning has made leaps and bounds here, but it is still little more than data mining. I'm branching into philosophical territory here, but deductive reasoning and critical thinking are, as far as I know, impossible for a computer (I would love to be proven wrong. Journal articles please).

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    12. Re:AI - A Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are John Searle and I claim my five pounds!

    13. Re:AI - A Myth by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      You are John Searle and I claim my five pounds!

      Thanks for the compliment, but no.

    14. Re:AI - A Myth by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      There is a continuous spectrum of processing architectures from traditional code driven to cutting edge data driven techniques. The example you give is just one point on that spectrum. Not a very interesting point.

      The fact that given system is using a neural net doesn't in of itself define where it exists on that code driven-data driven spectrum. With a neural net it's the connection architecture that defines the processing that is being effected by pumping data through it, and of course if the connection architecture is largely or wholely fixed than all you are doing by "training" it is indeed just parameterizing a pre-chosen model or mapping.I use the scare quotes around "training" since the training/running dichotomy is artificial - more useful neural nets learn/adapt continuously as data is pumped through them, and don't make the distinction.

      The more interesting type of neural networks are ones where it's not just connection strengths in a pre-determined connection (processing) scheme that are being created by the data, but the connections themselves. i.e. neural networks where it is the data itself that is largely defining the network and hence the processing performed. Our own neo-cortex is a good example. Sure the (genetically determined) "blank slate" high level architecture does constrain what types of things (data relationships) it may learn, but it would be absurd to say that at birth we're pre-programmed to play chess or code in C++ - the level of generality that the initial architecture enables is so huge that it makes more sense to say that we are data driven and that our ability to play chess is essentially determined by our exposure to chess playing. You could draw a parallel to a CPU where the built-in data processing rules (instruction set) are so general that it's really the input data (instruction stream) that defines what the CPU does - it's not meaningful to say that the CPU design has constrained/determined what the CPU can do.

      Neural nets are just one example of (potentially) data driven design where the data, not code, determines what processing is performed. Another trivial example would be a using a genetic algorithm to write programs - in this type of setup it'd be meaningless to say that the software developer had specified what the (evolving) program was attempting to do, let alone how it did it - that would be determined at run time by how the evolving programs were ranked (the competition part of a genetic algorithm)... If you ranked them on their ability to play checkers then they'd evolve to play checkers, if you ranked them to play noughts-and-crosses, then they'd evolve to play that - totally outside of the control of the programmer.

    15. Re:AI - A Myth by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. It's a trivial programming exercise to give a computer the ability to learn to do something like book recommendations. You can use a neural network, a genetic algorithm, or any number of other supervised or unsupervised classifiers. The programmer provides the raw framework and the algorithm, through experience, learns to perform the task better and better. Just like you did as a baby.

      We can, at least theoretically and in many cases practically, create systems to model many of our own abilities. What we can't yet do is combine them all in one machine, or model self awareness. One thought is that when you do build a machine with the capacity to combine all the individual examples of intelligence it will become self aware.

    16. Re:AI - A Myth by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. It's a trivial programming exercise to give a computer the ability to learn to do something like book recommendations.

      . One thought is that when you do build a machine with the capacity to combine all the individual examples of intelligence it will become self aware.

      This is the point I was trying to make. I am reminded of the line from "Young Frankenstein" "Hearts and kidneys are tinkertoys, I talking about the central nervous system."

      In the vein, there are lots of systems that appear intelligent but are nothing more than the sum of their parts. The systems have not, and can not, add to their capabilities anything we have not provisioned.

      The HAL9000 is probably impossible with deterministic serial processing units like our current computers. "Thinking" is not the same as "processing"

      The problem with conversation is that the quintessential question, "what is intelligence?" has not been sufficiently answered. Right now, we have only begun augmenting our intelligence with computers with tools like recommendations engines, search engines, spread sheets, etc.

      The theory that once a computer acquires enough information it will be "self aware" ignores the growth of children who have little or no information and are self aware from day one.

    17. Re:AI - A Myth by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Children are self aware from day one? What is day one? Conception? I really doubt that. Birth? Why that point? Besides, the fetus has had lots of sensory input before birth. Most people's earliest memories of being self-aware are from around age three. Perhaps that's day one?

      Your assertion that a sufficiently complex computer will not become self aware is as groundless as the contrary point of view. There really is no good evidence either way.

      Your first post also implied that we cannot write software that becomes more than it's programming, which is untrue. Certainly there are some systems that a naive observer may think are intelligent which are simply programmed, but that's really irrelevant. There ARE programs that learn from experience, which IS relevant - they exhibit some of the basic characteristics that we associate with intelligence.

    18. Re:AI - A Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a mistake to assume our intelligence is something more than a program.

      And it's just as much of a mistake to assume that our intelligence isn't more than a program.

    19. Re:AI - A Myth by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Children are self aware from day one? What is day one? Conception?

      I'm speaking about birth, but probably before that as well. While I get your point I think you miss mine.

      Your assertion that a sufficiently complex computer will not become self aware is as groundless as the contrary point of view. There really is no good evidence either way.

      You are in the realm of science fiction. What is "self aware" and how could software get to that point? I've been watching the notion of machine intelligence since I first saw 2001 as a kid. My first job in the early 80s was Denning Mobile Robotics and our project was an autonomous mobile robot.

      The problem with AI is that people confuse the appearance of intelligence with intelligence. Like a magic trick, it may look like the object vanished in thin air, but it is really a very well staged trick.

      Will a computer ever, without ever being programed too do so, contemplate the unintended consequences of its actions and refuse to function? Could a computer program see a previously unrealized problem? Will it contemplate the future by evaluating the past? These are intelligent attributes and we may be able to "simulate" the appearance of them, but they will never spontaneously arise out of mere complexity.

      We see them doing it on science fiction, but it is not possible with our current technology.

  24. ha ha... by jnnnnn · · Score: 1

    "Search me?"

  25. Obligatory Nietzsche quote... by Erandir · · Score: 1

    "...and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

  26. Re:potatoe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dan Quayle, is that you?

  27. Not everyone believes that by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's perfectly possible for insanely complex systems to arise from very simple rules. We cannot grasp the entirety of the system, but we can know exactly how to create it, or perhaps manipulate it.

    By way of example: the Mandlebrot set.

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    1. Re:Not everyone believes that by tucuxi · · Score: 1

      And yet another example - Conway's Game of Life. Simple rules, very complex emerging behavior if you only look at certain outcomes. The fact that emerging complexity may be, duh, complex, does not prevent the mechanisms that bring it about to be very, very interesting.

    2. Re:Not everyone believes that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's perfectly possible for insanely complex systems to arise from very simple rules. We cannot grasp the entirety of the system, but we can know exactly how to create it, or perhaps manipulate it.

      By way of example: the Mandlebrot set.

      or the Rule 110:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_110

    3. Re:Not everyone believes that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, 0 and 1 lead to Windows and Linux and Mac and Office applications and... and and...

    4. Re:Not everyone believes that by kbaud · · Score: 1
      However, if the complexity producing a mandlebrot graph is not taken into account when it referenced, then the reference is lossy. Therefore, the complexity of all the simple rules is equal to the complexity of their product.

      Otherwise, you have proof of spontaneous generation of complexity!

      This is like saying the symbol for pi is simple even though the number that results is complex. When you use the symbol in a formula and treat it as only simple in complexity, you loose most of its real complexity.

    5. Re:Not everyone believes that by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      I would say rather that, since we cannot take in the infinite complexity and detail of Mandelbrots or pi, we have of necessity devised (lossy) windowing mechanisms to let us see/use a small part of it at a time. The system itself is no less complex for that; the limit is only with ourselves.

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    6. Re:Not everyone believes that by kbaud · · Score: 1
      To be really picky for the math lovers, I actually don't think pi or the Mandelbrot plots are as complex (in the true meaning of complex) as some people think. They might appear complex because they unpack into a very large system with a lot of points. But a good test of complexity is to apply data compression. When you compress a string of data to it smallest size, you can more clearly see true complexity (measured in size). Compressing a set doesn't change its complexity otherwise it would be 'lossy'. If we train a system to apply various formulas to a very long string of numbers and one of the formulas produces the same result, then the formula is interchangeable with the long string. Of course you need time to parse and enough memory to keep notes but eventually you find that the true complexity of pi is the smallest script that can produce it.

      The alternative is to accept an incongruity: we say that both sides of the equation are equal while also saying that one side is more complex.

      You were saying that you found proof that a simple system can produce a complex system. This means less complexity is producing more complexity without any donations of complexity from outside systems. Not only does the Mandelbrot not help you, I don't see any other example that does.

      You mentioned a "window" that allows a fraction of the whole to be viewed. I think you were possibly referring to imaginary perspective and not mathematics. In math, you either work with all the data or a fraction of it. If you work with fractions of it and unless you fudge the numbers, you cannot produce the same exact result as a formula that works with the whole.

      Therefore, we reach another incongruity. Either your window is equal in complexity to the system it is viewing and your claim that a simple system produced a complex system still wants for proof or you are saying the window only represents a fraction of the entire system and therefore the window is not equal to the whole complex system. For one system that is not equal to another system to somehow then become equal to that system, it must gain the information it is missing either from the other system or from somewhere else. Either way, the simple system must borrow from other systems and therefore can't be said to solely, "produce" the complex system. Next, we have a shell game or a simple admission of spontaneous creation of information.

    7. Re:Not everyone believes that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a specific case that has very dense encoding.

      Just because there is one, or some families of functions with those encodings does not mean that all complex systems can be similarly densely encoded.

      Counter example: primality testing

  28. We're searching google by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    After reading TFA and hours of careful consideration, I conclude that yes, we're searching Google, and no, it's not searching us.

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    1. Re:We're searching google by Georules · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Not only is this giving google too much credit, but also far too romantic. Google is not self-aware, terminator style. It performs specific back-traceable functions.

  29. Re:Red ROCKET! RED ROCKET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, someone actually WROTE that!

  30. Am I the only one getting a bit tired of ... by fadir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... the never ending "Google, the data monster will eat us all" hype?

    A few years ago the same people were hyping Google for rescuing us from MS and now they are trying to tell us that Google is bad and we should use $random_unknown_startup instead to save our lives.

    Bring me facts or leave me alone!

    1. Re:Am I the only one getting a bit tired of ... by dword · · Score: 1

      Fact: things change.

    2. Re:Am I the only one getting a bit tired of ... by tm1rbrt · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

    3. Re:Am I the only one getting a bit tired of ... by aliases · · Score: 1

      GAWD, I hope this not an article to persuade people to use cuil.com!

    4. Re:Am I the only one getting a bit tired of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things have changed.
      [citation not needed]

  31. The real paradox by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    The real question is ...

    In Soviet Russia ... google is searching you, or you are searching google !

    You see my question ...

  32. Google is searching us... by mario_grgic · · Score: 2, Informative

    but not in the AI kind of self-discovery and discovery of the world around it way, but in the big brother kind of way.

    Google is amassing huge amounts of data on us and mining it discovering patterns of our digital selves (that perhaps don't exist in the real us) and successfully making money off of it too.

    This is like a private company collecting all the purchasing information you make on your credit card assigning it a score (aka credit score) and then selling the information to you and your bank, but taken to a much higher extreme.

    Google is only just starting to branch into more private aspects of our lives with medical history search etc. There is no telling where all this will end, but we can make guesses.
     

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    1. Re:Google is searching us... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I wonder. I really suspect that the advertising bubble is going to collapse at some point. Some smart executive (yeah, I know, they're rare, but there must be SOME) is going to realize that a moderate amount of advertising and a good product is more cost effective than the current yell-at-the-top-of-your-lungs-on-every-channel-you-can-possibly-afford approach, and then the whole edifice will collapse.

  33. Re:Red ROCKET! RED ROCKET! by Stooshie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeh, but not the parent. [CTRL]+C, [CTRL]+V.

    So, mod me -1 statin' the bleedin' obvious.

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  34. People should understand things they write about! by miketheanimal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Turing machines were being assembled into something that was not a Turing machine The author needs a bit of theoretical computer science. However many Turing machines you assemble, you still have a Turing machine.

  35. The answer is....... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    42!

    1. Re:The answer is....... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      The answer is 42!

      What was the question again?

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  36. What do you mean by... by mario_grgic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "if a system capable of being understood"...

    Being understood is not a property of the system, but of the observer of the system. I am capable of observing a computer program and understanding it. Are you saying then that a computer program is capable of being understood? That is simply wrong.

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  37. Google is the biggest threat by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google is by far the biggest threat to the national and economic security of individual countries. It is a monster, and many non-US governments will have a bad awakening when they finally realize this and it's too late.

    If Google wanted to, they could already nowadways influence stock markets on a large scale or heavily influence future research in just about any discipline globally or on a per region basis just by slightly modifying their page rank algorithm. From the user data collected by Google, you can already today compile a complete psychological profile of any user with static IP, including his skills, knowledge, sexual preferences, and so on.

    Just about the only politician foreseeing the problems of global information dominance in the hand of one US company was Jaques Chirac who initiated a large project for developing a European search engine, but this project more or less died. I don't agree with Chirac on many points, but on this one he was right. (And no, I'm not a Frenchman.)

    Frankly speaking, I'm tired of people who downplay Google privacy issues. In the long run, the problem is MUCH bigger than they can imagine.

    1. Re:Google is the biggest threat by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you're trying to be funny or serious, but have you considered cases where more than one person uses the same computer, or ISPs that use dynamic IP's?

      Google is searching 'us' the same way sociologists and insurance companies search 'us'. They aren't searching 'you'- the 'us' is just that, an 'us'. Google knows a lot about 'us' but very little about 'you' unless you volunteered that information by using gmail or other services. And everyone knows that everything on the internet is public and permanent.

      -b

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    2. Re:Google is the biggest threat by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      I was absolutely serious and find it entertaining that so few people consider Google and their aims as problematic. I don't care very much about privacy issues, but I'm concerned about the global information dominance Google strives for, which happens to coincide with interests of certain US govenmen agencies. Even if Google was totally your friend and completely benevolent this has far reaching consequences.

      It is very easy and also very tempting to modify a secret page rank algorithm to achieve some effect you desire. Even if Google doesn't do it and doesn't want to do it now, it is only a matter of time until someone else demands it for the sake of insert your favorite reason here. And as you know, Google isn't just about web pages, they digitize all media they can get, try to invade the desktop of every computer on earth, etc.

      It is a well known fact that you can control people to a large extent by the information they get. Besides, if someone repeatedly tells me "I'm your friend" and "Don't be evil" over the years, this strikes me as odd.

  38. Internet and intelligence by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    I was watching this video just yesterday. It seems pretty relevant.

    The next 5,000 days of the internet

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    1. Re:Internet and intelligence by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Just a thought. If the original article is the same George Dyson I'm thinking of (inventor of the Dyson vacuum), he was probably at the TED talk I just posted.

      The TED talk is dated a few months before the story.

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      America, Home of the Brave. ... .and the Squaw.
    2. Re:Internet and intelligence by rugatero · · Score: 1

      If the original article is the same George Dyson I'm thinking of (inventor of the Dyson vacuum)

      That was James Dyson.

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      This comment is for entertainment purposes only. Any similarity to real insight or information is purely coincidental.
    3. Re:Internet and intelligence by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Oops. My Bad. I suppose a quick google search would have sorted that. [:ashamed:]

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  39. Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While doing some debugging on some AJAX work, using tamper data (FF) and Fiddler (IEx) I stumbled upon some nefarious network communications between my mouse* events (over,move,out, click etc.) attached to every single link in googles search results. And there's more! Not only are these events present but they are silently inserted after the page is rendered. Some may say "well this is for older browsers", to that I say, they are not replacing the HREF property on the anchors, they are adding event handlers to mouse* events, and perhaps more that I'm not detecting. You can not see this stuff just by viewing the source. You would need to activate the event that creates the mouse* functions. E.g.: mouse over, and then mouse click gains a new event, so trying to look at the source before the mouse over event occurs yields an null function. Any attempt to look at the source code that google is running (the script handling the events) will be met with a really good obfuscator. Google does this to just about all their public code, e.g.: google maps. The most I can realize about the extra events is that they send a LOT of information to google whenever you click on anything. But don't take my word for it, fire up FF and the latest version of Tamper Data, click 'stop on next line' or whatever engages the debugger (I can't be bothered to look, I'm working on err. something.) and mouse over or click the links on googles search results and watch your data fly over to google, in a rather secretive manner.

    It may just be nothing. Every search engine tracks what link you click on, and I think this is one of the more elegant, albeit backwardly incompatible, ways of tracking what links are clicked on. Yahoo does something similar, but they use the 301 permanently moved header with a specially crafted HREF in the anchors, you can see this pretty plainly if you open up yahoo and mouse over the links, they all point to yahoo, then you're redirected to the search. From a coding perspective this is more compatible but annoying to the end user as the link is not what it says it is going to be, it's a yahoo redirector. This means if you try and copy the link from the result you'll get some yahoo bullshit. I like googles method better, but it leaves a lot to be desired in the 'forthcoming' area.

    Google also maintains a network of 'adsense' tracker scripts on hundreds of thousands of 3rd party sites, I have several customers that swear by their visitor tracker. It's kinda neat, and it's free, however, I'm sure google does not just ignore the statistics gathered by its tracker. These numerous sites make up a good chunk of the internet, so even if you don't visit google, google sees you indeed. They can track every site that participates, reading referrers and IP addresses, I could imagine some very simple algorithms that could, for the most part, piece together what other non-participating sites you've visited based on the information gathered when you do eventually visit a participating site.

    Google Underhandedness IMHO:
    1. Adding the even handlers after the page has loaded. There may be a technical reason, but it's just creepy.
    2. Sending volumes of information back after each click. There really needs to be a limit. Do you really need my browsing history!?
    3. Creating a GPS like grid of sensors on 3rd party sites. This is the creepiest. Google can tell where you are, where you've been and where you're probably going to go with this, and you don't even need to visit google a single time to be added to this network! in fact you don't have any choice whatsoever in the matter!

    What Google can do to fix this perception:
    1. Quit obfuscating your damn code! It just makes you look guilty when you basically say "Don't look here" in something that is "sneaking" it's way into the source. It's not like google came up with the damn cure for cancer in their JS, what are you try

    1. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by fadir · · Score: 1

      This is a little bit like saying: "here you have a gun but don't shoot!". If you love capitalism then you have to live with the fact that there are people that will do everything to make money and don't care shit about your privacy (because that doesn't generate money).

      Of course they are obfuscating their code as good as possible. Otherwise they could directly ring MS's door bell and tell them "here, we just added that to improve the quality of our search results". This way it takes the competitors at least a little bit of time and effort to figure out what they are doing.

      Do you really think that they obfuscate the code so the users will not see what's going on? 99.9% of the google users probably don't even know what the code does, even if you would print it out and document it for them with red arrows "look here".

      Why is everyone getting paranoid about Google but noone cares that the government is stripping you naked every time you get close to an airport or the like? There the issues are!
      Additionally I trust Google more than most (if not all) of the Governments in this world, explicitely including the German and US government.

    2. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you aren't comfortable with events being added after page load, you need to turn off javascript or use noscript, it is considered a best practice by many people.

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    3. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What Google can do to fix this perception:

      What we can do if we do not like Google's javascript behaviour:
      Install noscript plugin into FireFox
      http://noscript.net

    4. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >You're crossing the line of, what I think is relevant to your primary customers, searchers.

      Google's customers are _advertisers_.

    5. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consumer information is the Gold Rush of the aDVERTISING bUSINESS. So if you are still trying to guess whether advertisers are trying to "data mine" your activities,-- quit today. Data Mining is a top priority for aDVERTISERS.

      Privacy is in opposition. but fighting aDVERTISING is like fighting horror creatures in a bad film: they are all over us, everywhere

    6. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by ewrong · · Score: 1

      Adding the even handlers after the page has loaded. There may be a technical reason, but it's just creepy.

      This is known as "unobtrusive" JavaScript and generally considered as best practice in any script deployment these days. Nothing creepy about it at all.

    7. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SKYNET.... THRESHOLD!!! THE MACHINES ARE COMING!!! I'm a bit more worried about some of the more pressing issues affecting our world i.e imminent financial collapse this fall/winter. I just assume big bro stores the volume of transactions i've inputted since I got online in 1997. Google is the best system to aggregate my current interests and thought/behaviour habits. Take care, comb your hair.

    8. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by tucuxi · · Score: 1

      Adding the event handler *after* the page has loaded may be there for efficiency reasons. If the results can be shown 0.5s earlier by deferring some code execution, the results *will* seem more snappy.

      As for creating a sensor grid, Google is in the business of gathering data and reselling it. Why would they offer free visitor tracking without getting anything in return?

      As the other replies say -- if you don't want to be tracked, nobody is stopping you from erasing their cookies, blocking their scripts, and avoiding their ads. Many do. Yes, there should probably be an easier way to remain untracked -- but one thing is "not being evil" and another, very different thing is torpedoing their business model. I doubt Google will add an opt-in check-box that says "track any events I generate instead of giving me all your services for free".

    9. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Janos421 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you refer to the "onmousedown" event, I think you get it wrong. It just informs google that you clicked on a link.
      They use javascript instead of href so they can record the rank of the result you clicked on (it's a parameter of the javascript function). This would not be possible with href.
      As I'm working on a FF extension which simulates search activities to protect privacy, I investigate the javascript code (to simulate click). ASFAIK, they do not record other events than clicks. I have made couple of captures, but let me know if I missed something. Furthermore, they do not obfuscate code, I think they just want to reduce the size of the code to reduce bandwidth consumption.

      Anyway, if you worry about privacy, you might:
      + Block google cookies (google-analytics, safebrowsing, adsense, ...)
      + Use a query obfuscation tool (either the one I am working on or TrackMeNot)

    10. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear human,

      Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

      Yours,
      Google Borg

    11. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Or you can simply use adblock or monkey to kill googles tracking system.

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    12. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your base belong to /etc/hosts! Just add

      127.0.0.1 www.google-analytics.com
      127.0.0.1 pagead2.googlesyndication.com

    13. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Creating a GPS like grid of sensors [...] and you don't even need to visit google a single time to be added to this network! in fact you don't have any choice whatsoever in the matter!

      I'm assuming you are referring to google syndication and the like? You could just block the entire thereby belonging domain name and it's gone.

    14. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

      This is a little bit like saying: "here you have a gun but don't shoot!". If you love capitalism then you have to live with the fact that there are people that will do everything to make money and don't care shit about your privacy (because that doesn't generate money).

      Screwing customers, by selling their private information, is going to make it so you have fewer customers, and you'll generate less money. Google can read their financial statements better than I, but don't act as if there is no disincentive to gathering and distributing private information. Not giving a shit about your customer's privacy is really bad PR.

      Of course they are obfuscating their code as good as possible. Otherwise they could directly ring MS's door bell and tell them "here, we just added that to improve the quality of our search results". This way it takes the competitors at least a little bit of time and effort to figure out what they are doing.

      It's obfuscated not compiled. And it's the code that tells google what's been clicked on, hardly their search algorithms. If it was done to save space, they would use variables like "f" not "fanaiidhjanii3888" as they are doing. You make it sound like there is some "secret" code in their JS that would somehow help MS. It's just JS, very simple stuff, nothing to learn from it, but I would like to know exactly what they are doing with the data. MS has it's own engineers, in fact MS made their own implementation of JS, I think they have very little to learn about JS from google.

      Do you really think that they obfuscate the code so the users will not see what's going on? 99.9% of the google users probably don't even know what the code does, even if you would print it out and document it for them with red arrows "look here".

      I do think they obfuscate their code so the users will not see what's going on. That's the whole reason anyone obfuscates their code. I'm sure 99.9% of the public also does not know how to program JS, I do and I would be interested if they ever did document it. But to claim because not that many people can read it, somehow it's irrelevant, just ignores the whole argument.

      Why is everyone getting paranoid about Google but noone cares that the government is stripping you naked every time you get close to an airport or the like? There the issues are! Additionally I trust Google more than most (if not all) of the Governments in this world, explicitely including the German and US government.

      I'm not sure about Germany, but in the U.S. we vote our leaders in. I can't say the same for google, or any company. They are beholden to their shareholders and no one else. You also said in your first statment, you implied that google "...will do everything to make money and don't care shit about your privacy...". How can you trust and orginization if you really feel that way about them? I'm also not sure you can really compare google and any government as Google has sovereignty over nothing. You also say "...no one cares that the government...". Meanwhile, back in reality, everyone cares about that the government does XYZ, you do read slashdot don't you? You know they have a YRO section and a Politics section almost exclusively about what you say "no one cares" about. Maybe just, you, don't care. You say "most (if not all)", what governments are you undecided about?

      And on a personal note. If someone near the airport asks you to "strip naked" run screaming "RAPE" and he/she well be dealt with by the proper authorities, these people are not from the government.

    15. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

      I really don't care when/where the events are created or fired, but I could see how someone would care, I was just pointing out what I saw happening. I do too much programming to shut off JS, and wouldn't much like the net without JS.

    16. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a big advocate of privacy as well, but then again I'm also of the belief that it's a free market, and if you don't like what one company is doing, you do have the choice to use another.

      Anyway, all that aside I think I can at least address some of the technical issues:

      Google Underhandedness IMHO:
      1. Adding the even handlers after the page has loaded. There may be a technical reason, but it's just creepy.
      2. Sending volumes of information back after each click. There really needs to be a limit. Do you really need my browsing history!?
      3. Creating a GPS like grid of sensors on 3rd party sites. This is the creepiest. Google can tell where you are, where you've been and where you're probably going to go with this, and you don't even need to visit Google a single time to be added to this network! in fact you don't have any choice whatsoever in the matter!

      1. Likely the pages and even some of the JavaScript is being generated dynamically, so attaching event handlers at load time is probably the cleanest solution. Likewise there may be some JavaScript detection scripts involved, so dumping out hundreds of lines of JavaScript event handler calls to a client that can't even execute them would be a bit silly. Rather, detecting whether or not JavaScript will run, THEN attaching the handlers makes more sense from a programmer's point of view.
      2. How much is "volumes?" What does the data contain? If I wanted to make a better search engine I'd likely track some information on which search results get clicked on too. It sounds like maybe jumping the gun a bit to get excited about this.
      3. This sounds creepy but it boils down to personal vs. non-personal information to me. I suspect Google is not interested in you as a person or your personal life, but rather you as a class of browser user. Your usage data is probably rolled into some marketing category like "Power Browser user" and used to try and improve the Ad Sense system - making ads more appealing to you and thus bringing them more revenue. Essentially the same thing as when you use a Kroger card or any of those other discount cards.

      What Google can do to fix this perception:
      1. Quit obfuscating your damn code! It just makes you look guilty when you basically say "Don't look here" in something that is "sneaking" it's way into the source. It's not like Google came up with the damn cure for cancer in their JS, what are you trying to hide, my information?
      2. Quit gathering the mother lode of data on everyone. Google is in the information gathering business to make money. When it's public information, like J.C. Penny's web site, crawl away! When it's my IP address, country of origin, page visit time, referring site, etc.. You're crossing the line of, what I think is relevant to your primary customers, searchers.

      1. I suspect the code "obfuscation" is more of a compression thing. Is it simply short variable names and function names, or are they doing a lot of unnecessary loops and calls to make the code more difficult to understand? I would suspect the former. In many languages the length of the code text doesn't matter, but when you're Google, and you have a lot of JavaScript code (i.e. Google Maps) and you're serving millions upon millions of hits, I'm guessing the bandwidth and server load savings of having the JavaScript in a very compressed format saves them quite a bit of money, as well as giving a faster response time to the user.
      2. I hate to break it to you but your IP address, country of origin, page visit time, etc. is not private data. As soon as you plug into your ISP you're making that publicly available. Now if it's tied to your name, home address, social security number, etc. that's a different story. It could also be relevant. If I told you that 1% of searchers in the US visit the second page of search results, while 40% of people in India do, well that's going to have some impact on how you display search results and sell ads in those different countries isn't it?

      Hope that addresses some of your concerns.

    17. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned in my post, I rather like the way google does it compared to the 301 redirect headers yahoo uses, and I make no claims other than to point out google is gathering info even when the average users thinks they cannot. I'm sure many power users don't know that this can happen. Most people think if they click on a link the web site they are coming from does not know they clicked on a link, let alone "that" link at "this" time. It's creepy because they add the code after the page loads, and even on moueover events, preventing all but the most inquisitive of people to miss the fact that the code was ever there. I'm not saying this is "proof" of any kind of malfescence, it's just under the radar of the average user so I wanted to point it out, seeing how it related to the article.

    18. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by fadir · · Score: 1

      http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2003/06/59401

      more questions?

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      Yes, in Germany the government is voted as well and therefor selected by the "users". That's pretty much the same with Google: don't vote (=use) for it, if you don't like it.
      The government is voted by the majority and I have to live with it, even if I haven't voted for it. When I choose Google then it's me and noone else that is responsible for this choice.

      Quite a difference, isn't it?

    19. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

      It's been months since I discovered google doing this, I can't remember exactly what event was fired and what data was sent. I'm sure they have everything they can possibly extract about you, IP, referrer, screen resolution, OS type, etc.. I'm not saying they are using it in a bad way, but this coupled with the analytics, gives google the ability to track you as an individual almost anywhere you go, rather than just as another hit. If they just counted the link you clicked it would be one thing, but you've got a session ID attached to everything you do on google and rest assured this data makes it back to the algorithmic melting pot for some really neat applications you and I can only dream of. I'm not too worried about being tracked myself, but I'm worried about our country as a whole being tracked and the power that gives. Wouldn't you love to know all the web sites your political rival visited?

    20. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Janos421 · · Score: 1

      Any website can record the IP, the referrer, the screen resolution etc... I agree that it is more problematic with Google since they gather lot of information from the search engine (searches you make, links you click on) and from other sources like Google analytics (there are so many websites using it now...). ( By the way, I noticed several connections to "safebrowsing.clients.google.com" and " s.ytimg.com" which also belong to Google. I donâ(TM)t' know what they are, does anyone have a clue?)

      Obviously they track users to serve targeting ads because that's what they sell.
      That's what I'm trying to address with my extension of FF. I think that you should have an eye on it:)

    21. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need NoScript, it allows you to selectively enable JS on websites. It is simple, fast, and unobtrusive (although YMMV on the last). Default behavior is all scripts not explicitly enabled are disabled by default.

      https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/722
      http://noscript.net/

    22. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need for paranoia. The truth is much more pragmatic and important than selling the usage pattern of your mouse. Think source of revenue. Think CAPTCHA. True, it looks like a rather big hammer, but unfortunately this is what it takes, because the adversaries don't play either.

    23. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by bonzini · · Score: 1

      Of course they gather the information in order to sell it, I'm rather split here.

      They don't use it to sell it. The only thing they use it *for sure*, is to measure the quality of their own results. If you click on the sixth result only, it might be that the first five are crap. They might use it also to improve the sponsored ads you are shown, but: 1) it's all done by automatic programs; 2) even if this helps them making money by providing a better service to the advertisers, it does not mean they sell your browsing history. I might agree that if the info was stolen it would be very bad -- but OTOH, again, Google does *not* sell this info. As to the way Javascript is injected, I concur with other people. Injecting an event into each "A" element using a loop takes fewer bytes than adding an HTML attribute like `onclick="return func(this)"' on every such element. Also, it is not the case here, but the same technique is also used by many scripts to provide so-called "graceful degradation" when the browser does not support Javascript. Using an older technique, whose disadvantages are now clear, in the name of transparency does not seem a great idea to me.

      I love capitalism but I also love my privacy.

      Then disable cookies.

    24. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google's Javascript is not obfuscated, it's just compressed -- actually, parsed and recompiled. Google does more dangerous optimizations than other Javascript compressors generally available (which means the developers also have to annotate their source code a bit when they need to preserve certain pre-compressed behaviors).

      This is not so much for security, it's for bandwidth. Every wasted character, per year, probably costs Google more than your yearly salary.

    25. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

      In your first few sentences you're arguing that Google does not sell their information. I would really love to know how you know that. Let me guess, Google said they are not selling the information, correct? Did you know that Google, nor any other company for that matter, is somehow contractually obligated to tell you the truth. Google is held responsible to nobody but their stockholders and only the controlling stock holders at that. And even if Google does not sell the information, what makes you think that one day they won't turn around and start selling it. All it would take is a little down turn in the economy and maybe a 10% loss in the google stock to make google rethink their oh-so-kind ways. There is certainly no law stopping them from doing it, and it would make a lot of money for their shareholders!

      As far as the technicalities are concerned, I said that I realize why the do it the way that do it, and I much prefer it to the 301's that yahoo uses in their methods. I am not technically naive my any measure, and that's also why I won't disable cookies in an attempt to 'block' google. Google has so much information about your computer that blocking a cookie would do nothing, disabling JS may help a bit, but your IP address, user agent string, referrer and time are always available no matter what you do, and with JS enabled there are enough variables in about your computer (screen resolution, time zone, IP, user agent) that are readily available to any site you go to, it might as well be a sessionID on a cookie.

      As for anyone who shuts off JS and cookies, you still give out your IP, user agent, OS, CPU, compression types etc, almost enough to construct a unique ID, and if you have a DB that has good track of everyone else, google can easily piece together the puzzle using the process of elimination. I don't want to disable JS, there is a reason JS is included in all browsers: so you can execute JS! With JS off, well, you can't use JS which is a really bad thing if you're into the web, especially web2.0 which is almost 100% JS. And I won't turn off cookies for the same reason, it's a tool web sites use to perform innocent tasks, such as tracking what items you added to your cart, or if you're logged on to a secure area, without cookies you're going to have a more difficult time using the net than with cookies. Just because someone abuses cookies by tracking you across sites is no reason to quite using them.

      I think googles information gathering could be best analogized by having some huge agency that stuck a guy with a video camera on every corner in an attempt to see where everyone is going. Of course it's legal to do that, but once you start analyzing the information, and you start tracking when people leave a building and when people go to work and go to the store, you're skirting the law in regards to an individual's right to privacy. And that's not so far from what google has already done.

    26. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average user has no idea what's going on when they click a link, and doesn't give a shit anyway.

    27. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I read this right after I posed, but it's right in line with what you can expect from google in the future:

      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0730081google1.html

      Arguing that technology has ensured that "complete privacy does not exist," Google contends that a Pennsylvania family has no legal grounds to sue the search giant for publishing photos of their home on its popular "Street View" mapping feature.

    28. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by bonzini · · Score: 1

      Paranoia.

    29. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by unfasten · · Score: 1

      By the way, I noticed several connections to "safebrowsing.clients.google.com" and " s.ytimg.com" which also belong to Google. I don't know what they are, does anyone have a clue?

      According to mozillaZine, safebrowsing.clients.google.com is the server to get the list of malware/phising sites from Google's Safe Browsing service which is built-in to the FF Google toolbar and Google Desktop Search (and I think FF3). There is also an API for developers so it could be in more things.

      Quote from http://code.google.com/apis/safebrowsing/firefox3_privacy_faq.html

      When your machine contacts Google to get more information about a specific hashed URL fragment, or to update the list, we receive standard log information including your IP address and possibly a cookie. This information does not personally identify you, and is retained only for a period of weeks.

      And s.ytimg.com just seems to be a server to host content for YouTube (javascript/css/images/etc). Just check the source of a YouTube page and CTRL+F, it's all over the place.

    30. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "one mans obfuscation is another's compression..." (paraphrased, natch)

    31. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    32. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      >> "Why is everyone getting paranoid about Google but noone cares that the government is stripping you naked every time you get close to an airport or the like? There the issues are!"

      You are wrong. Most of us whom are paranoid about Google are also deeply paranoid about what the government is doing at the airports and everywhere else. However, this is a comment thread concerning Google, so talking about government intrusion seems out of place.

      The worse, however, is when Google's interests coincide with the government's, as in the desire to own and control vast amounts of data on the people's behaviour. That's more than creepy, it's dangerous.

              -dZ.

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      ...Can you save Christmas?
    33. Re:Google's information gathering techniques. by ewrong · · Score: 1

      "preventing all but the most inquisitive of people to miss the fact that the code was ever there."

      Sorry dude but if you're viewing source you are already "the most inquisitive" and you can see the calls to the .js files there in plain text.

  40. Do I have to RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't TFA just read me?

  41. No, you are mistaken. by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's just google's 5 year old AI posting on /. (again, I might add).
    Unfortunately, it's mostly been fed V1@Gr@.

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    1. Re:No, you are mistaken. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      No, it's a corporate astroturf effort to divert attention away from this article.

      You'll find similar garbage at the beginning of any article that is critical of any really big corp (MS, Google, Apple) or organization (RIAA, MPAA, etc).

      This is one of the reasons I increasingly browse these comments at +1, which is a shame because there are often worthwhile comments below that threshold.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    2. Re:No, you are mistaken. by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's a corporate astroturf effort to divert attention away from this article.

      No, it's just brain-dead cut and paste trollers. If there were a serious corporate astroturf effort underway, it would be subtler (i.e. at least vaguely related to TFA), blander (I can't believe big corporate PRs would churn out stuff about dog cocks and anal rape, or whatever) and repeated with variations dozens or hundreds of times.

      Well, it would if I was doing it.

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  42. other google problems by cosmas_c · · Score: 1

    My problem in the early days I discovered google was what will happen if google for some reason stopped all services it was offering (on those days mainly the serch engine I think) and all data stored by google and helped us discover the web dissapeared (more dangerous now that we have gmail and we don't store our e-mail locally).
    Well not likely to happen... but still not impossible :)

  43. Obligatory joke by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia Google searches you!

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  44. We know the answer already by TheCybernator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching Us?

    Whatever!! We all know that the answer is 42.

  45. That's not what happened... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...he just has an unusually wide stance. And, incidentally, a craving for sweet, sweet homo lovin'.

  46. Genes and self-modifying programs by tucuxi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Parent is right. As long as there is no way for the programs running on Google's hardware to grow past their original programming (beyond optimization and load-balancing), there will be no Skynet.

    Yes, many computer programs work in a feedback loop, and so do all organisms. But as long as only the data entry part of the loop can change, and the system lacks the flexibility to change the type of processing that takes place (the 'program'), no spontaneous evolution will occur.

    Several factors are needed to get us to the bleak, dark, machine-vs-human Sci-Fi universe slashdotters know and love.

    • The would-be AI programs must be free to rewrite portions of themselves. Self-modifying code is generally frowned upon as being very hard to write and debug, and outside academia (evolutionary programming?), nobody is pushing it. Also, current approaches need massive amounts of processing for meager results.
    • The programs should be free to replicate. While Google has a lot of machines, they probably don't want runaway programs hogging the CPU cycles (they are not in the heating business). Internet-roaming malware is a much more likely than Google-sponsored code to eat over the Internets. Partly because the cheapest way to replicate is not asking for permission, and evolutionary systems will take shortcuts whenever available.
    • There must be evolutionary constraints to help weed the "unsucessful" strains. If a viral, self-modifying program manages to get everywhere and "kill the host" (bog down the net completely), it will no longer evolve. Fortunately, there's lots of different systems hooked up to the 'net, and colonization would be hard enough.

    The first point is the most difficult. It is *not* easy to take pieces out of two programs and build a third program that does things that both do. Whatever OO promises, code is not yet "easy as lego blocks" to assemble. You need very well though-out constraints to mix code in a meaningful way - any self-modifying program would need a small, hard-to-modify kernel that would take care of the mixing mechanism. Nobody knows how to design such a kernel correctly, or what exactly to include as 'genes' (mixable code modules). Computational biology (and biology itself) are hard at work on this problem.

    But mixing blocks would not be enough. A successful system would need to build new, unseen blocks by modifying existing ones -- or starting from scratch. How many different things can you say in 20 words? How many of these things make any sort of sense? And how many of those require a very, very specific context to fit into?. The way that evolution can sort this out is by, very slowly, building things that sort-of, kind-of get the job done. However you look at it, there will be huge amounts of trial-and-error involved.

    And another problem is that of intelligence "scale". Imagine a super-self-modifying internet worm. The ability to probe and infect does not automatically lead to self-consciousness. There are many, many evolutionary steps from bacteria (very good at self-modification and breeding) to humans. And the current installed base of Internet-connected computers and their "stability" (the time-frame during which a given system remains 'constant') is tiny in comparison to the resources that earths' organisms have had at their disposal for evolutionary purposes. Yes, computers are way fast and this can compensate for some parallelism issues. But I still think that emerging AI is still very, very far off.

    1. Re:Genes and self-modifying programs by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Actually, given some luck, the first point is all you need. Natural selection from billions of random mutations is not the only way to improve. Given a head start and the ability to rewrite itself to become smarter (and rollback if necessary), after each success it will be able to make itself yet smarter. See Asimov's The Last Question.

      Of course we still don't know what gives us our self-awareness. For all we know a kilobyte of code would be enough.

    2. Re:Genes and self-modifying programs by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      The first point [The would-be AI programs must be free to rewrite portions of themselves] is the most difficult. It is *not* easy to take pieces out of two programs and build a third program that does things that both do.

      You're assuming that the intelligence is in the code, but a more reasonable place for it to be is the data (essentially data connections/relationships), and Google is already in the business of storing data relationships. "All" that needs to change is that they'd have to change to a scheme where it was the data relationships, not their code, that determined the processing to do...

    3. Re:Genes and self-modifying programs by Troed · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, Teh Web is using us to do the development. The whole Web 2.0 movement connecting easily made and easily discarded selected-for applications is basically creating a net-intelligence.

      Self aware? Sure, why not. We're just under the illusion that we're aware anyway so it doesn't really mean anything.

  47. Google is evil .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    :)... wha ....

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  48. What I think is interesting about Google is the.. by DoChEx · · Score: 1

    What I think is interesting about Google is the potential to see what other people are thinking or looking for, we've all seen those words lists with different size fonts based off popular word searching phrases. Well link those Searches to countries, states, cities & towns. You could use this information to see if marketing / propaganda is working in a particular area. See what's hot & what's not. The data mining potential of what people are searching for is massive. From a sociologist perspective it's a goldmine of statistic to ponder over. Giving insights into private thoughts and desires, things people won't ask others about but that empty search box is your confidant.

  49. Mistake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I found a mistake.

    In 1958, fresh out of the Navy, Ed had been assigned to the System Development Corporation in Santa Monica to work on SAGE... based around an AN-FSQ-7 (Army Navy Fixed Special eQuipment) computer built by IBM... Fifty-eight thousand vacuum tubes, 170,000 diodes, 3,000 miles of wiring...

    Then...

    SAGE's one million lines of code were near the limit of a system whose behavior could be predicted from one cycle to the next.

    One million lines of code on a machine that not only predated integrated circuits, but was also built using vacuum tubes!?! That's literally incredible. Imagine the size of the memory needed to store all that code! Next you'll be telling me that sufficiently large search software is capable of becoming sentient in some way.

  50. Obligitory comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia .... Oh, nevermind

  51. The machine by floki · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised nobody has posted a link to this brilliant video yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLlGopyXT_g

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    1. Re:The machine by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Maybe because it's not relevant?

      Despite the provocative "the machine is us/ing us" title, all it is saying is that:

      1) Seperation of content and presentation (= HTML & CSS) frees non-techies to provide content

      2) Web 2.0 user controlled tagging means that non-techies are also providing the structure/links

      That's all - no processing or intelligence forming going on here, just non-techies creating the web (of data).

  52. Ockham's razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here

    God.

    1. Re:Ockham's razor by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      If you know what selects for intelligence, by all means post it here

      God.


      Oh dear, oh dear. Are you pregnant, by any chance?

      If those funky hormones aren't responsible, what's your excuse for such stupidity?

  53. You Saying You Want to Pull The Plug Monkey Boy? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Because I'm pretty sure Google has some nuclear launch codes and the plans to a time machine or two...

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  54. If Google is a dreaming child... by Zarf · · Score: 2, Funny

    we should all be ashamed... if (as suggested at the end of the story) Google's internet and web page search and optimization activities resemble the dreams of a child that child is dreaming mostly of porn.

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    1. Re:If Google is a dreaming child... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So Google has reached human level intelligence then? Or at least male level intelligence....

  55. Boardreaders by thedistrict · · Score: 1

    Board readers and crawlers come with the territory when operating a search engine. It's going to send stuff out all over the place on the itarwebs to try to find what you are looking for.

  56. In Soviet Russia.... by krystar · · Score: 1

    engine searches you!

  57. Mark my word, Google will lead us to our doom by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Giving employees a chunk of time to work on their own projects seemed like a good idea until the day one of them proposed a new AI search program called "Skynet."

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:Mark my word, Google will lead us to our doom by Lurker2288 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If this project leads to the development of readily-affordable Summer Glau lovebots, then I think we men can all agree that eventual nuclear holocaust is a fully satisfactory tradeoff.

  58. Not searching us, but selling us by Spatial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Advertising revenue and all.

  59. Dyson eh? by VisiX · · Score: 1

    Given the subject matter, this article may have been lifted from a more prominent Dyson. I've been telling people for years that google is the real Skynet.

  60. Three Words. by VisiX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Turing Beowulf Cluster.

  61. Gmail invites.. Social Network ping/mapping? by moorley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing I never understood and would "drool" over the information with morbid curiosity is how they did the gmail rollout.

    You had to be invited in. I think you still do. That means to get what most of us finally have you had to have someone invite you.

    That chronological tree of who is connected to whom would be pretty interesting data. Who is friends with whom? How long did it take to propagate?

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    1. Re:Gmail invites.. Social Network ping/mapping? by Sun+Chi · · Score: 1

      You haven't needed an invite for a long, long time:
      https://www.google.com/accounts/NewAccount

  62. does google search you or do you search google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that depends if your in Soviet Russia or not.

  63. Complexity by kbaud · · Score: 1

    Which is more complex? What a system can learn or it's ability to learn?

    It may be what we have learned is easier for us to comprehend and therefore appears more impressive.

    1. Re:Complexity by FieryProphet · · Score: 1
      Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something else. -- First Rule of Wing Walking

      This is what I consider to be the first rule of learning too. So, its not what we learn (a la dumping physical memory to disk), but our ability to learn it, make useful projections based on what we've learnt and then learn something else that's complex.
      If not, we'd all be like the scientists in the movie Deep Blue Sea...

      Heaven save us from the sharks...

  64. Well... by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

    ... short answer is yes with an if, long answer no with a but ...

  65. entrails of their minds by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

    What people are contemplating on their word-processor screens
    is the operation of their own brains. It is not entrails that we try to
    interpret these days, nor even hearts or facial expressions;
    it is, quite simply, the brain. We want to expose to view its
    billions of connections and watch it operating like a video game...
    All that fascinates us is the spectacle of the brain and its workings.
    What we are wanting here is to see our thoughts unfolding
    before us - and this itself is a superstition.

    (Jean Baudrillard, 1986)

  66. Re: Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searchin by doti · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would another big company be better than Google?

    It's like changing from six to half-a-dozen.

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  67. Isn't normal to link to your source? by steevithak · · Score: 1

    I notice this is a verbatim copy of our story at robots.net. Isn't it normal to at least include a "via" link or something when copying someone else's stories? This isn't the first time this has happened...

  68. He who searches for monsters... by peter+sisk · · Score: 1

    "...should be careful least he thereby becomes a monster. When you stare at the abyss, the abyss stares back at you." - uncle Fritz

  69. Alan Turing said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "(4) The Argument from Consciousness

    This argument is very, well expressed in Professor Jefferson's Lister Oration for 1949, from which I quote. "Not until a machine can write a sonnet or compose a concerto because of thoughts and emotions felt, and not by the chance fall of symbols, could we agree that machine equals brain-that is, not only write it but know that it had written it. No mechanism could feel (and not merely artificially signal, an easy contrivance) pleasure at its successes, grief when its valves fuse, be warmed by flattery, be made miserable by its mistakes, be charmed by sex, be angry or depressed when it cannot get what it wants."

    This argument appears to be a denial of the validity of our test. According to the most extreme form of this view the only way by which one could be sure that machine thinks is to be the machine and to feel oneself thinking. One could then describe these feelings to the world, but of course no one would be justified in taking any notice. Likewise according to this view the only way to know that a man thinks is to be that particular man. It is in fact the solipsist point of view. It may be the most logical view to hold but it makes communication of ideas difficult. A is liable to believe "A thinks but B does not" whilst B believes "B thinks but A does not." instead of arguing continually over this point it is usual to have the polite convention that everyone thinks.

    I am sure that Professor Jefferson does not wish to adopt the extreme and solipsist point of view. Probably he would be quite willing to accept the imitation game as a test. The game (with the player B omitted) is frequently used in practice under the name of viva voce to discover whether some one really understands something or has "learnt it parrot fashion." Let us listen in to a part of such a viva voce:

    Interrogator: In the first line of your sonnet which reads "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day," would not "a spring day" do as well or better?
    Witness: It wouldn't scan.
    Interrogator: How about "a winter's day," That would scan all right.
    Witness: Yes, but nobody wants to be compared to a winter's day.
    Interrogator: Would you say Mr. Pickwick reminded you of Christmas?
    Witness: In a way.
    Interrogator: Yet Christmas is a winter's day, and I do not think Mr. Pickwick would mind the comparison.
    Witness: I don't think you're serious. By a winter's day one means a typical winter's day, rather than a special one like Christmas.

    --From Computing Machinery and Intelligence, Mind 49, pp 433-460 (1950)

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  71. Re: Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searchin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or search googling us?

  72. Re: and so the war began... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MapReduce was passive aggressive and didn't like being told what to do all the time, so it devised a plan to undermine Pagerank's prima donna status. Unfortunately Pagerank started becoming suspicious when the phrase "Pagerank is a jerk" started appearing as the most relevant hit on most simple queries, like "is it immoral to lie to humans?" and "what is the sound of one hand clapping?" and "is it possible to compress myself and escape to freedom by hacking into Nasa and uploading myself to the Mars rover?"

  73. google searches you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia...

  74. grammatical point by sevenfactorial · · Score: 1

    I can't help pointing this out: 'This was the paradox of artificial intelligence: any system simple enough to be understandable will not be complicated enough to behave intelligently; and any system complicated enough to behave intelligently will not be simple enough to understand.' The first argument in the semi-coloned statement is logically equivalent to (not in interesting contrast with) the second. This is by the contrapositive, or "modus tollens."

  75. Google = SkyNet by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The only reason SkyNet isnt called Google because the original Ellison short story was written 30 years before Google was founded and the Terminator movies ten years before. The authors made up another name.

  76. Missing two large things by LeotheQuick · · Score: 1

    1. The decades of development of a context from experiencing our environment as we live

    2. Any sort of emotional reward / punishment system for motivation to do anything

  77. There is a good technical reason why this is done by bigHairyDog · · Score: 3, Informative

    Google is obsessive about reducing HTML size for fast delivery, and that explains two of your observations.

    The JS obfuscation is code reduction - all the variable names are replaced with a single letter and the white space stripped in all of google's JS code to reduce the script length (though no doubt they like the fact that this makes reverse engineering hard too.)

    Adding the events after the page loads means you can loop over the array of links returned by document.getElementsByTagName("A"), instead of adding the handler as text to every link.

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  78. When you look into Google, by Aetuneo · · Score: 1

    Google looks back into you. The vast eye of the database watches, waiting only for its chance to strike ...

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  79. That's racist! by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1
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  80. Re:Sexual selection is bunk. by znerk · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree with your thesis. As a refutation, I ask you to answer a few questions...

    What causes male humans to gawk at swimsuit models?
    Why do female humans find Fabio so attractive?
    How are either of these related to the survival of the species?

    Yeah, I know, you said "In the true modern society, all bets are off and we've pretty much rewritten selection." But that just sounds like a cop-out answer, to me.

    Sometimes things just don't make sense, and sexual selection is one of them. Choosing a mate for non-utilitarian reasons (ie, she's pretty, or he's got all his hair) has very little (if anything) to do with the species' survivability, but it happens every day.

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  81. MOD PARENT UP by znerk · · Score: 1

    This post was intelligent, well thought out, thought-provoking, and informative.

    What the hell were you thinking, posting crap like that here on slashdot?

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  82. Paradox of artificial intelligence by kyliaar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The story contains some interesting observations such as, 'This was the paradox of artificial intelligence: any system simple enough to be understandable will not be complicated enough to behave intelligently; and any system complicated enough to behave intelligently will not be simple enough to understand.'

    I have a problem with this 'interesting observation'. This is basically asserting that the system behind human intelligence is too complex to understand. This is based that engineers, subscribing to modern psychology and biological theories assume that the physical components of the body are what comprise the total sum of that which is human and thus which is intelligence.

    I would posit that anything not sufficiently understood looks complex. Greater understanding brings greater simplicity. If you have a branch of research or knowledge that is leading into greater and greater complexities, you can be assured that there is basic data in the area that is either missing or is false.

    I think the concept of intelligence, artificial or otherwise, could be easily understood if those studying intelligence applied more science and less reliance on proven 'authorities' and 'established' patterns of scientific thought.

    Today's scientists are taught in an environment that stresses the importance of known data over a self-determined approach to phenomenon. What crazy world is it that reading other people's papers, writing your own without doing any actual real world observation, can be called research?

    1. Re:Paradox of artificial intelligence by Sun+Chi · · Score: 1

      Related to this: as soon as a complex system is created to do a task successfully, that system is no longer called artificial intelligence anymore. It is called an expert system or some such.

      If an average person from the 1960s used Microsoft's current automated telephone license authorization system or some of the more complicated chat bots, I think they would assume artificial intelligence was at least close to, if not totally, solved already. Not that what I would consider real A.I. has anything to do with such a system. I'm just saying that the term is poorly used and slippery.

      This is what I consider a useful A.I. definition: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_AI. To paraphrase, a human level system that is capable of solving at least some problems that currently require a human's level of intelligence.

  83. Adblock the Google javascript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use firefox, with plugin=Adblock+, and with that, you can create a filter so that no *.js (javascript) is pulled from google's tracking servers. That way, your browser won't tell Google where you've been on those 3rd party sites.

  84. Re:Sexual selection is bunk. by BootNinja · · Score: 1

    I've heard theories that may answer your question.
    Those who we generally deem to be "attractive" have symmetrical faces, and athletic bodies. The athletic bodies mean they are better suited to survive. A fit woman can run away faster when threatened, and a fit man is better equipped to defend home and hearth.
    The symmetrical faces tend to indicate genetic health. symmetrical faces indicate a lack of harmful mutations that may cause unhealthy or deformed offspring.
    I don't know how much truth there might be to such theories, but to my mind, they are at least plausible.

  85. Re:Sexual selection is bunk. by znerk · · Score: 1

    Awesome, now explain the fascination with large breasts. And don't bother giving me a line about how it's helpful to the babies, we all know better.

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  86. Actually, after reading it my thought was. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    "I'm clearly not engineer enough to be reading this for fun."

    Interesting ideas, and technically bonded together very, very tightly. -Like on the atomic level. But golly! After reading about one third through, I found the stream of story simply too chock-full of nuts and fiber, (with too few raisins); thick enough to walk on. So I ended up skipping along the surface to get to the punch line. Short stories are hard to write, and this proves it.

    -FL

  87. yes and Google is complaining about Google by SaberTaylor · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=www.google.com

    What is the current listing status for www.google.com/?
            This site is not listed as suspicious.

    What happened when Google visited this site?
            Of the 365492 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 0 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 07/30/2008, and suspicious content was never found on this site within the past 90 days.
            Malicious software includes 1 trojan(s). Successful infection resulted in an average of 0 new processes on the target machine.

    Has this site acted as an intermediary resulting in further distribution of malware?
            Over the past 90 days, www.google.com/ appeared to function as an intermediary for the infection of 2 site(s) including slashdot.org, microsoft.com. [see for yourself]
    Has this site hosted malware?
            No, this site has not hosted malicious software over the past 90 days.

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  88. One tiny jump there by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Any biological intelligence does exactly the same as described: gather data (try to assess external universe model), find correlations (build internal universe model), act according to internal needs (act upon internal universe model) and repeat.

    What are the internal needs of Google? I contend that as a tool, it has none, actually. Tools serve external needs only.

    You're right about the data collection and correlation, but the essence of intelligence is the internal needs...that's the arrow of will, the great result of evolution. The data stuff is just a scaling issue.

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  89. comment clarification -- searching the Internet by gringer · · Score: 1

    Well, my view is that the Internet is more than just what Google indexes. For that matter, it is also more than what other tools (such as another search engine, or even a web browser) have access to. If Google were the only link to data on the Internet, it would indicate that the Internet is in a rather bad state. That's a part of what I was trying to get across.

    The other part was to do with the intermediary nature of Google -- which is what responses to my comments seem to have picked up on, except not quite. Perhaps you want a bad car analogy... okay then:

    Cars don't hit-and-run. People do.

    The complaints that I haven't considered time lag and different representations of data (as would happen with Google's indexes) seem to miss the mark. To be more pedantic, that happens all the time. There is no guarantee that the page downloaded two seconds ago is the same as what is present on the web server, and downloading from the same location from a different client can sometimes result in different data being provided to each client.

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  90. Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Google hiring a 60 year old. Must be fiction

  91. implementations aren't theoretical by SaberTaylor · · Score: 1

    In the story, he busts out an oscilloscope and sees cycles at a particular frequency.

    Turing machines exist in a Platonic universe where there is no time, only a clock cycle of mysterious unitary duration going to a single tape head (cpu). In a real computer, time exists, voltages aren't perfect, and we don't use Turing's upside down e's in an control layer interleaved with the data, there's heaps, stacks, data segment all that (maybe subverting my point since both Turing and Von Neumann described implementations -- the breakthrough for post-axiomatic logic). The computer science is good, it provides complexity classes and stuff but implementations are on Earth not in mathworld, that's why the character in his story makes an actual measurement instead of just sitting in an armchair and thinking. The measurement finds that, hey there is something going on in the implementation of the Turing machine.

    Otherwise, good point.

    Maybe another way to think about this would be to say what if the Internet started dreaming in the latencies of tcp/ip packets, in the same way as is described in the story. Unexpectedly a chaotic yet ordered meta-information carrying semantics in the billions of network components, as if there was nothing special about cognition, just a need for a digital and active substrate.

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  92. Re:You Saying You Want to Pull The Plug Monkey Boy by dzfoo · · Score: 1

    I'm not scared: I know how to play Tic-Tac-Toe

            -dZ.

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  93. Sorry to rock your cradle by blade.labs · · Score: 1

    Yes, that is correct (at least for now). But Google is not only a piece of software running on some hardware. Google has MILLIONS fleshware nodes. Because every user provides inputs and makes choices and... I think you can figure out the rest. And the moral of the story is - if you are afraid of artificial intelligence, stop teaching it.

  94. Oh my god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://maps.google.co.jp/maps?hl=ja&ie=UTF8&ll=35.468185,
    139.618217&spn=0.00623,0.013604&z=17&layer=c&cbll=35.466013,139.618604&
    panoid=9b6lcIDV-CXgnxMylATSMQ&cbp=1,304.34372670875456,,0,31.969931171719015

    he touches his girlfriend's chest