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The U.S. Patent Backlog

coondoggie writes "Even with its increased hiring estimates of 1,200 patent examiners each year for the next 5 years, the US Patent and Trademark Office patent application backlog is expected to increase to over 1.3 million at the end of fiscal year 2011 the Government Accounting Office reported today. The USPTO has also estimated that if it were able to hire 2,000 patent examiners per year in fiscal year 2007 and each of the next 5 years, the backlog would continue to increase by about 260,000 applications, to 953,643 at the end of fiscal year 2011, the GAO said. Despite its recent increases in hiring, the agency has acknowledged that it cannot hire its way out of the backlog and is now focused on slowing the growth of the backlog instead of reducing it. This too is but one of the goals of the Patent Reform Act currently making the rounds in the US Senate."

195 comments

  1. Therefore by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hereby submit a patent to use computing and human resources technology to increase the speed of the patent process.

    Pay me, bitches.

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    1. Re:Therefore by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, you have to wait until your patent is approved... catch 22.

    2. Re:Therefore by asc99c · · Score: 1

      Its already patented. That's the problem!

    3. Re:Therefore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hereby submit a patent to use computing and human resources technology to increase the speed of the patent process.

      I'll up you by one:

      I hereby submit a patent to use computing and human resources technology to increase the speed of the patent process using the Internet.
  2. Software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many of those are (potentially prior art) software patents?

    1. Re:Software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd imagine most are actually business method patents. Software patents are stupid. Business method patents are even stupider. (Yes, there is some overlap, like software-implemented business method patents)

    2. Re:Software patents by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Software patents are stupid.

      * patents are stupid.

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    3. Re:Software patents by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Patents are evil, but they're a necessary evil. Some evil patents are less necessary than others. Some are completely unnecessary.

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    4. Re:Software patents by ls+-la · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, patents have their place or the founding fathers would have forbade them altogether. The current problems stem largely from
      (1) business method patents
      (2) software patents
      (3) genome patents
      (4) the patenting process (including the difficulty and cost of overturning a patent, compared to getting an obvious patent through)
      (5) patent trolls abusing (4).

      Patents on physical inventions which are clearly new, innovative, and unique are fine.

    5. Re:Software patents by hardburn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In principle, not evil at all. The idea is that the government will grant you a limited time monopoly on your invention, provided you document everything so that once your time is up, anyone can create and improve on the idea. This is in contrast to trade secrets, where you get to keep your invention for as long as you can keep it a secret.

      (As a side note, the NSA has cheated this system, where some of their algorithms are currently a trade secret, and will suddenly become a patent if they're ever revealed).

      The system today has severe implementation flaws, but the idea behind it is brilliant.

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    6. Re:Software patents by iminplaya · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, patents have their place or the founding fathers would have forbade them altogether.

      That was over 200 years ago. Patents had their place...maybe. These days we have to create shortages just to keep the "market" afloat. It must expand and grow infinitely, or we will all die a horrible, screaming death. Bunch of damn pirates are running the economy.

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    7. Re:Software patents by pembo13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do people speak as if the founding fathers were infallible? Not that I don't agree with your points. I would add medical patents to that list though, at least for non Viagra type medicines.

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    8. Re:Software patents by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      How can a government agency even have trade secrets? What trade? Who's the competition they're protecting the secrets from?

    9. Re:Software patents by fastest+fascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is WITH this founding fathers cult? Can't you trust logic and argumentation, must you invoke a bunch of ancients as some kind of semi-divine authority to back your opinions up?

    10. Re:Software patents by louisadkins · · Score: 1

      I hope the current system does get some much-needed reform. I find it sad that I have seen, more than once, someone decide to not pursue something because they were afraid someone would have a "patent to do something with something else that's not really related to what they were thinking" that would still be general enough to press suit with.

    11. Re:Software patents by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      How can a government agency even have trade secrets? What trade? Who's the competition they're protecting the secrets from? Other governments?

      =Smidge=
    12. Re:Software patents by kryten_nl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many amendments does your constitution have again?

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    13. Re:Software patents by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The current problems stem largely from
      (1) business method patents
      (2) software patents ......
      Patents on physical inventions which are clearly new, innovative, and unique are fine.

      Yet where do we draw the line? What makes an invention "physical"? A prototype? Some patented devices are literally the size of buildings, or otherwise intended for a one off construction, so demanding a prototype is sometimes unreasonable? Many software algorithims and even business methods are at times even more ingenious than many physical inventions.

      I question the overall usefulness of patents. I really do. We have experienced more innovation, technological and economic progress in the last 15 years than at any time in history. And all the while, Chinese manufacturers have been flagrantly ignoring patents, and multinational research houses have amassed less patents than outright patent trolls.

      In my opinion, patents are like firearms. Some countries allow or even promote their use. But there's an argument, which many countries accept, that they should be subject to very severe restrictions. I think the time has come to place such restrictions on patents.
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    14. Re:Software patents by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Software patents are stupid.

      Software's just an implementation like anything else - gears, pulleys, etc. The more our economy and innovation tends toward information-based research, the more patents *should* be novel algorithms and such. That has nothing at all to do with the quality of the software patents now being approved, but it doesn't mean that an invention that is implemented in software is inherently bad.

      The business method patents...I'm not willing to say they're all inherently bad, but the bar is retarded low for getting one.

    15. Re:Software patents by innerweb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not infallible, just very very wise compared to modern people. They had plenty of issues, not the least of which were moral perspectives that have been proven dead wrong (slavery for instance). However, even though they had their faults, they seem to have had a much better grasp on what makes as good government than those who are in/modifying our government(s) today. They understood basic things like the passive tyranny of religion and state being mixed together. They understood the evils of having too much power in one place (hence checks and balances). They understood the evils of large companies (corps now) manipulating things until laws became untenable. They understood all of this and so much more. Maybe it has to do with the focus that their time's conditions forced them into. Maybe the blatant tyranny of the King and *respectable* companies of the time made their conditions that much more obvious. I can not say why their vision was so much better than our vision is today. I only know from what I have read that it was. Maybe it was because they were fighting a common enemy and they had to work together. Maybe our individual greed is what is really tearing our country apart. I do not have the answer to why, I just tend see what.

      As far as the topic of the thread, I refer back to this thread. I think this becomes a very good case for a property tax on IP. We have property tax in many if not most places to pay for things like Fire protection, Police, schools and much more. This becomes a matter of taxing property to help regulate, protect and serve the owners of that property. I would think there does not need to be a more conducive reason to tax IP than this. And, as in property taxes for land, if the property is abandoned, it becomes public domain or is auctioned off to recover back taxes. Seems reasonable, and places cost where cost is accrued.

      InnerWeb

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    16. Re:Software patents by steelfood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because as much as it sucks, including an appeal to authority is the only way most people will listen to an argument, logical or otherwise. Remember that 98% of this world appeals to some form of authority when looking for guidance or otherwise.

      Essentially, fitting the founding fathers' idea of America gets equated with legitimacy in the minds of most Americans. The part that makes it acceptable is that arguments that fall on the side of the founding fathers usually aren't wrong; it's just so much easier and (more importantly) much more successful to bring up the founding fathers than to try to persuade with truly logical and coherent arguments.

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    17. Re:Software patents by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just patents made sense 200 years ago, doesn't mean they made sense today. For instance, having a patent valid for 17 years used to make sense because it would probably take that long before your invention had adequate market penetration. However products don't even last 17 years anymore before the company, or inventor moves on to something else. 17 years seems like a really long time in our fast paced society. The world wide web wasn't even something most of the public knew about 17 years ago.

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    18. Re:Software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who has created a truly infallible set or rules that worked hundreds of years ago and will still be valid hundreds of year from now?

    19. Re:Software patents by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Imagine a world where a patent troll patented HTTP or SMTP 15 years ago.

      Yes, no Internet.

      Maybe the patent system is broken if it does the opposite of what it suppose to do then?

    20. Re:Software patents by torkus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually the founding fathers knew they WERE fallible and WOULD make mistakes. That's why the attempted to build a 'self-healing' system. Unfortunately they were far more wise and had much more integrity than most people and especially corporation do today.

      But hey, all they had to lose was their lives, families, and infant country. We've got $trillions wrapped up in this stuff today!

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    21. Re:Software patents by torkus · · Score: 1

      Actually with the glacial pace of many approval processes 17 years isn't all that long (i'm aruging for removing red tape, not the insane length of patents) today. Heck, it costs something like a billion dollars and 2-5 (more?) years for them to bring a drug to market. Still, the attention span of consumers is so tiny that you wind up with patent trolls chasing down one tiny piece of something you made that infringes on somethign they dreamed up for a totally different purpose (and used it for that) 10, 20, 30 years ago.

      That said, copyright makes an even worse mockery out of the system because time-to-market is negligable in comparison.

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    22. Re:Software patents by packeteer · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call patents brilliant. More of a logical progression of technology. They sure made a lot more sense in a different time. They had their time and place and now we need to move on.

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    23. Re:Software patents by armareum · · Score: 1
      I think we all know the answer to this one:

      1. Follow first step of topic-in-hand
      2. ?????
      3. Profit!

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    24. Re:Software patents by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      This is why I'd like to see no more patents at all. Or perhaps eliminate the monopoly aspect of a patent. People are so possessive. All the time, we hear the accusation "you stole my idea!". People want so badly reap all benefit from what they see as their "possessions" they will act in ways that are not rational, stooping to "scorched earth" tactics to defend their rights, and exercising extreme control over every aspect of the use of "their" ideas that they unwittingly strangle the fruition of an idea's full value. If someone else profits in any way from "their" idea, they're upset, feel they've been cheated, and might even sue. And much of this attitude arises from linking ideas to property ownership, where we have such strong emotions I think the possessiveness must be instinctive. Get people to accept that ideas can't be owned, and that inventors can be compensated in other ways and that'd go a long ways towards solving the current mess.

      We see people working the system not by inventing things but by becoming intellectual property barons. They do it at prices so low that the idea of this actually helping the little inventor is laughable. It's very hard to invent anything in a 2 car garage and, assuming it's worth anything, profit on it when there are sharpies out there watching, pouncing on every opportunity to pressure the inventor into accepting a lowball deal or if the inventor won't deal, cheating the inventor somehow, perhaps by simply copying the ideas in such a way that proving patent infringement will take a long long time and massive efforts in the legal system. These IP robber barons want not to enrich themselves by enriching everyone, but enrich themselves by cornering a market. And there is no market easier to corner than one that has been granted monopoly status by government fiat. We have all these examples showing time and again that monopolies are bad, bad, bad. There were the 19th century railroad empires, Rockefeller's Standard Oil, Ma Bell, IBM, and today there is Microsoft. In the Middle Ages, there were the literal robber barons that imposed high "taxes" on travelers passing too close to their keeps. None of this was to anyone's benefit. So today, we have laws and customs in place to prevent, stop, and otherwise regulate all kinds of monopolies, save this one curious exception with "intellectual property" where not only do we not have laws against it, we have laws that explicitly demand it! We broke up Ma Bell in 1984, and damned if it hasn't managed to partly reform, rather like T2 did after the freeze treatment.

      Our ability to simulate physical processes is good enough that we can "run" most inventions in them. Of course a car engine has to be physical to be of any use. But some inventions which were mechanical are now seen to be ideas that could just as easily or more easily be software. A case in point was this notion I had for a 24 hour time zone clock. Showed the entire world with all the time zones marked so the user could tell what time it was anywhere in the world. The map completed one rotation every 24 hours. Just such a clock was patented way back in 1900, and it was of course mechanical. Today we can easily do that in software and display it on a monitor. You might think you'd be free and clear with such an old patent, but you'd be wrong. There was little activity in patenting of 24 hour clocks until recently, when 3 variations were granted in just the last 5 years. One of these, granted in 2003 or 2004, is a patent for the idea of simplifying the map by labeling the continents in large bold type or coloring the continents in different colors. Because this line between software and hardware is uncertain, and for other reasons I gave above, I would like to see no more patent monopolies.

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    25. Re:Software patents by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Patents are inherently dangerous, but not inherently evil. That the current implementation is evil is an artifact of the implementation.

      OTOH, they are inherently dangerous. But they do, or claim to do, a necessary job (i.e., rewarding innovators for innovating).. I'm quite skeptical, however, of any process that grants a monopoly no matter what the justification. Some other way need to be found to accomplish the desired end. Preferably something that targeted more of the reward to the innovator without blocking innovation by others. Also, it should be realized that independent invention happens all the time, and it shouldn't be a "first horse to finish wins all" kind of deal.

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    26. Re:Software patents by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Not infallible, just very very wise compared to modern people. They had plenty of issues, not the least of which were moral perspectives that have been proven dead wrong (slavery for instance). Do you have another example, perhaps one that isn't completely wrong? The founding fathers were completely against slavery. The trouble was, they were starting from within a very fucked up system and had no chance of succeeding if they proposed sweeping away all the institutions everyone was used to (contrast with the 1917 Russian revolution, where exactly that was done, and reflect upon the death and suffering that led to). Instead, what they did was set up a logical framework within which despicable institutions like slavery couldn't survive. In fact, in 1784 Jefferson came within one vote of prohibiting slavery in the any future state that joined the Union. This would have left only a small pocket of slavery--- basically Virginia, Maryland, N & S Carolina, and Georgia--- and would have prevented the Civil War. So really, how can you claim to know anything about their moral perspectives when you got that one so horribly wrong?
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    27. Re:Software patents by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      What is WITH this founding fathers cult? Can't you trust logic and argumentation, must you invoke a bunch of ancients as some kind of semi-divine authority to back your opinions up? If you like, I can bring up a long, tangential debate based solely on the principles the founding fathers espoused. The appeal to their authority assumes a working knowledge of their positions and arguments. It used to be that this was fairly common knowledge among the educated in the US, so invoking them was a "shortcut", if you will, to referencing everything from The Federalist Papers, to the US Constitution, to Common Sense.
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    28. Re:Software patents by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Patents are inherently dangerous, but not inherently evil.

      I'm not so sure about that. Any government-enforced trade monopoly seems inherently evil to me.

      But I do take your point.

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    29. Re:Software patents by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      (Score:0, Troll)

      I'm the ANTI-Patent Troll. HAHAHAHAaaa!

      Eat me!

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    30. Re:Software patents by innerweb · · Score: 1

      The founding fathers were completely against slavery.

      So, that would explain why several had slaves. Thank you very much for clearing that up.

      InnerWeb

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    31. Re:Software patents by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Well no shit, but that's state secrets, not trade secrets.

    32. Re:Software patents by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Software's just an implementation like anything else - gears, pulleys, etc. The more our economy and innovation tends toward information-based research, the more patents *should* be novel algorithms and such. That has nothing at all to do with the quality of the software patents now being approved, but it doesn't mean that an invention that is implemented in software is inherently bad.

      You're missing the point. The problem with software patents is that the way they're currently implemented, they apply to the result rather than a particular method of achieving that result. You cannot patent all engines that harness the motive power of steam, but you can patent a particular means of doing so. Likewise, you should not be able to patent all methods of selling someone an item using only one button, but alas, you apparently can. That's bullcrap. The patent should be on the specific means Amazon uses to do so, and it should also have to pass a test of obviousness, i.e. if any software developer was asked to develop such a system, the would-be patent should not be among the first things he thinks of.
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    33. Re:Software patents by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      Newton

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  3. What they told me by john_is_war · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a graduating computer engineer, I've been interviewing around, and USPTO was one of the places. Here's what they shared with me-
    They are currently backlogged 5 years.
    With their hiring surge of engineers, they want to bring the backlog to 2 years within 4 years IIRC
    And apparently they crap money, with a starting salary of 63k with a 10k starting bonus for the first 4 years, plus a 10% bonus if a 130% efficiency rating is maintained for the 4 quarters.
    The ones they are particularly hiring are EEs, CSs, and Comp Engs.

    Now you know, and remember- Knowledge is power!

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    1. Re:What they told me by warrior_s · · Score: 1

      Well it depends a lot on the city in which the job is... but i think 63K starting salary for a EE/CE/CS graduate is below the market rate.

    2. Re:What they told me by john_is_war · · Score: 5, Informative

      Average CS starting is 51k, Comp Eng is 56k, actually.

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    3. Re:What they told me by soundhack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder how efficiency ratings are measured? If it's number of patents processed, then there is an incentive to rubber stamp applications (pass a lot, fail a lot, or come up with a semi-random scheme).

      Really though, with the years you've invested in your engineering degree would you want to go straight to a paper shuffling job right out of school?

    4. Re:What they told me by john_is_war · · Score: 3, Informative

      From my understanding, the first 6 months, you get 10 patents every week or biweek, unclear on that. Then after 6 months you start getting appeals back from rejected patents (6 months being the max time). And that point, the number of new patents expected is diminished. And of course all the paperwork needs extensive background research for prior art etc. etc.

      And as for that, it's not my main choice, but it's better than no job.

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    5. Re:What they told me by ServerIrv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      plus a 10% bonus if a 130% efficiency rating is maintained for the 4 quarters.

      There is a built in incentive for bad patents to get through. Patents get rubber stamped simply because of the need of efficiency to get out of the whole backlog mess. Instead of actually diligently checking and rechecking for prior art conflicting patents, the employee stamps it as good, as fast as possible, and walks away with their 10% bonus. This seems to be the same problem that tech support has with call tracking. The faster a person gets you off the phone, the more money they make, and the faster they get promoted.

    6. Re:What they told me by andy314159pi · · Score: 1

      Average CS starting is 51k, Comp Eng is 56k, actually.
      For what level of education?
    7. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my understanding, the first 6 months, you get 10 patents every week or biweek, unclear on that.
      The patent office has revamped its training program, which used to be 3 weeks if classes and instruction followed by "immersion training" which just meant going ahead and examining patents right after that. Now, there is a 9 month training period.
    8. Re:What they told me by ls+-la · · Score: 1

      I wonder how efficiency ratings are measured? If it's number of patents processed, then there is an incentive to rubber stamp applications (pass a lot, fail a lot, or come up with a semi-random scheme).

      Really though, with the years you've invested in your engineering degree would you want to go straight to a paper shuffling job right out of school?

      IIRC, they're expected/required to process 5 applications a week (avg 8 hrs/app), probably averaged over some time frame, regardless of how long the application is. And yes, both your concerns are valid: because of the quota, there's no incentive to do a good job, just to do it quickly; and the people that would know the most about this are least likely to want to do it.
    9. Re:What they told me by ls+-la · · Score: 0

      Average CS starting is 51k, Comp Eng is 56k, actually. Source? What years, locations, and education levels does that cover? And does that count high schoolers making $10/hr doing web design over the summer?
      I'm graduating with a BA in CS this year, and barely looking at any CS jobs below 85k, and there are plenty above.
    10. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you getting that? The average starting salary I'm seeing from people leaving my University is in the low $70k range for CS and ECE.

    11. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > There is a built in incentive for bad patents to get through.

      Looking at this job I am almost tempted to apply. The money is good even without the bonus. It would be interesting and varied work. And one would be in fine company, as Mr Einstein himself was once a patent clerk.

      But I would last all of 5 minutes before getting fired. The problem is as computer scientist and inventor and someone who knows the difference between an abstract idea and well thought out and unique implementation that solves original problems I would have to apply ethical standards to my work.

      Got a business patent? In the bin it goes.
      Got an existing idea you want to add the words "web browser" or "computer" to? In the bin.
      Only got mathematical algorithm? No language specific implementation? In the bin.
      You want to add a tiny specific modification to an existing idea? Sorry, in the the bin.
      Something that I can find published on Google with trivial searching? In the bin.

      Well, you might think my manager would be happy as a pig in shit, praising a wonderful worker who is clearing the backlog by rigorously applying the rules. Wouldn't you?

      Oh, but wait... Where does the patent office make its money? Approving patents.

      Which is why the rules were changed to allow all this crap through in the first place. There aren't suddenly more ideas in the world, the bar for patentability has been drastically lowered and the system is broken because of it.

      So, how about this for an idea. If he approves a patent that is subsequently challenged and voided the clerk loses twice their bonus and the patent office has to refund the application fee in full. And to make sure the applicant doesn't benefit from specious claims, they must pay a fine of 10 times the application fee to the government.

      Then let's see who is so quick with the rubber stamp.

      What is needed is incentive to find _good_ patents. To add this incentive, how about a royalty type bonus system. A clerk who approves a patent that runs its full term gets a small bonus at the end of its life, related to how much money it has actually made through the sale of real products (litigation payments would be excluded).

    12. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm graduating with a BA in CS this year, and barely looking at any CS jobs below 85k, and there are plenty above.
      Reality is about to kick you very hard in the groin.

      Enjoy.
    13. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As an examiner, you get credit for rejecting patents too. In fact, if you work it right using RCEs, an examiner can get more "counts" using rejections than allowances. Not that it's right, but I don't think the system encourages allowances over rejections, at least not for new examiners. It does, however, encourage crappy examination.

    14. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +25 insightful to the parent.

      To the GP: Gates' job may still be available. You looking at that one too?

    15. Re:What they told me by greenreaper · · Score: 5, Informative

      The system gets paid for dealing with applications, not for approving them. If they aren't approved, they still keep the money. Same with trademarks.

    16. Re:What they told me by mavenguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...10% bonus if a 130% efficiency rating is maintained for the 4 quarters...
      If you enter as a GS-5 your production quota is 60% of the nominal GS-12(100%) production quota for the expectancy assigned to the docket that you will be working in (varies by art). By the time you make Primary Examiner (GS-14) you have to crank out 135% of the GS-12 expectancy. That's a factor of 2.25 more. In a recent GAO Report recent hires who are leaving the PTO in droves cited "outdated production goals" as one of the leading reasons for leaving, and they weren't meaning too much time. For decades a management culture built on principles of ever tightening production, stricter date goals as the core of what was demanded. If quality and completness suffered it was ignored if nobody outside the Office noticed.

      When the outsiders start to notice quality problems ( as has happened in the last few years)the response has been to increase "quality review" and orders to reject more and more, even if prior art references are crap, rather do anything to relax the production pressure wich might result in the finidng of better prior art and more thorough rejection of features tht might slip through. The result of this is that management has painted itself in a corner; if they relax goals, the backlog will increase even more, but if they are maintained or even increased the hemorrhage of new hires will similarly increase. There is just no quick fix out of this. Any substantive change will require a stark change in management culture. Good luck with that.
    17. Re:What they told me by Steve+B · · Score: 1

      "63K starting salary for a EE/CE/CS graduate is below the market rate"

      An EE/CE/CS graduate who successfully cross-trains in paralegal skills to do the job, at that. Gee, wonder why they can't hire or keep enough people to handle the workflow...?

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    18. Re:What they told me by john_is_war · · Score: 1

      This information is for a BS.

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    19. Re:What they told me by N8F8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In DC 63K is like minimum wage elsewhere.

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    20. Re:What they told me by mavenguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Production is measured in units called "balanced disposals" which is the average, over any period of measurment (bi-week, quarter, fiscal year) of the number of first actions on the merits (N) and the number of disposals (D, which are allowances, abandonments, or examiners answers on appeal). For each of the various art areas a historical expetancy X is assigned as so many hours per balanced disposal. the office wide expectancy for this is a bit over 20 hours per balanced disposal for a hypothetical GS-12 examiner. For examiners at other grades/authority levels this is adjusted by a factor as follows:
      GS-5 0.6
      GS-7 0.7
      GS-9 0.8
      GS-11 0.9
      GS-12 1.0
      GS-13 1.15
      GS-13 1.25 (partial signatory authority)
      GS-14 1.35 (full signatory authority, primary examiner)
      GS-15 1.45 (full signatory authority, primary examiner expert)

      There are not many GS-15s; the typical top for "lifers" is GS-14 primary examiner.
      A primary has to really crank out work and make sure their production does not fall below 95% of their expectancy or bad things be gin to happen. 4 quarters of 90% and you're out the door. Many supervisors press examiners to not produce below 100% even if they are above 95% (fully sucessful in the production element of their performance appraisal plan)

    21. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the system is very much skewed in favor of allowing patents. Basically applicants get two "cracks" at it before you have to apply for re-examination (and pay more money). It goes like this:

      First Action: Reject the patent, get 1 count (production unit that goes on your record). Write up an action that could be 10 pages or more with thoroughly cited prior art from all different areas of technology. OR Allow the patent, giving you 2 counts and write up a "reasons for allowance," usually about a page or 2 saying why it's allowed (leaving it pretty vague so you don't get in trouble).

      Second Action (assuming you didn't allow it already): Reject the patent again, get NO COUNTS until the applicant responds (could be 6 months or more). As far as your production report is concerned, you might as well have played Tetris the entire time because you get no counts for this. Even then, they can argue and force ANOTHER action out of you with no counts. OR Allow the patent. 1 count, same as first action.

    22. Re:What they told me by afidel · · Score: 1

      Programmer I, DC, BS 50th percentile is $~56,000 according to salary.com, as another poster pointed out reality is about to kick you in the nads.

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    23. Re:What they told me by lareader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, but having a high approval rating is why so many patents get sent in.

      If 99% of all patents got rejected, there would be less incentive to send them in.

      Currently fee * chance of getting application through amount of cash expected from patent, even for bad patents.
      If the quality the application had to be higher in order to get a reasonable chance of achieving a patent, there would be fewer bad patent applications... which would reduce the revenue.

      While your statement may be true in the short run, in the long run it would be counter to the goal of any bureaucracy.
      What is needed is a feedback mechanism where there are *some* sort of penalty for the patent office to allow a bad patent application to become a real patent.

    24. Re:What they told me by kansas1051 · · Score: 1

      But I would last all of 5 minutes before getting fired. The problem is as computer scientist and inventor and someone who knows the difference between an abstract idea and well thought out and unique implementation that solves original problems I would have to apply ethical standards to my work.

      Actually, I think you would do quite well at the patent office, or anywhere else in the Bush administration. You seem to think that an executive-branch bureaucrat (patent examiner) should be able to independently and arbitrarily determine what the law is--regardless of the legislation passed by Congress or a U.S. courts interpretation of that legislation.

      So, how about this for an idea. If he approves a patent that is subsequently challenged and voided the clerk loses twice their bonus and the patent office has to refund the application fee in full. And to make sure the applicant doesn't benefit from specious claims, they must pay a fine of 10 times the application fee to the government.

      A patent can be invalidated due to prior art located anywhere in the word. Why should I have to pay a fine if I do an extensive electronic database search and get a patent, only to find out years later that my invention was written on one Greek paper in one Greek library, accessible only through a manual card catalog search in Greek at that library (note: these are the facts of a real case)?

      What is needed is incentive to find _good_ patents. To add this incentive, how about a royalty type bonus system. A clerk who approves a patent that runs its full term gets a small bonus at the end of its life, related to how much money it has actually made through the sale of real products (litigation payments would be excluded).

      Of the 7 million plus issued U.S. patents, only a small percentage (less than 1%) have ever been asserted or invalidated by a court. Under your system you are going to pay your bonus for 99% of all patents since most patents are never asserted in court and are never invalidated.

    25. Re:What they told me by charon69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a warning, my Ex worked in the USPTO after graduating in 2002 as a biomedical engineer.

      All I ever heard about that place was horror stories. There are quotas for how many patents you need to process per week. Managers regularly abuse those examiners who can't keep up. "Keeping up" requires approximately 10 to 20 hours of unpaid overtime per week.

      And it's all mind-numbingly repetitive work.

      This was a smart girl, 3.5+ GPA, never slacked off, and she couldn't handle it. If you decide to accept the offer, go in there with both eyes open.

      P.S. Living in the D.C. area (near the USPTO) sucks also. Horrible, crime-ridden neighborhoods. Terrible traffic. Ridiculous housing costs. Good luck with all that.

    26. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would be counter to the goal of any bureaucracy.

      Bureaucracies are not entirely unethical money grubbers as you would imply. The problem here is that this one considers applicants to be it's clients, not the tax payer. So it's goals are to make the applicants happy, not the American public. Of course, most of the American public is happy. They want to see the poor lonely inventor protected from having his idea stolen and still think that's what the patent office does. The patent office is doing exactly the job they've been asked to do. It's the wrong job and it will be devastating to the economy in the long run, but it's the job they were tasked with.

    27. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'm sure this isn't a popular thing to say here, it is entirely possible for a BS in CS to obtain 80+k straight out of college. I graduated last year and walked into such a job. My groin is still intact, thank you. In contrast, I applied for a job at a patent law firm, and their offer was 15k lower.

      Of course, one caveat: I live in the Bay Area, so 80k here might not be as much as it sounds.

    28. Re:What they told me by laffer1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      He did say average. I think most of you forget about cost of living. I see this mistake at my university all the time. Graduating students take like $45,000 in LA or something because they don't realize that it's not the same as $45,000 in Ann Arbor, MI. Just because location x pays $85k does not mean that location y pays $85k or even that it's the "same" amount to live on.

      Some products cost the same in different parts of the country. Gas is fairly close right now across the board. It's cheaper in New Jersey than the midwest, but it's still within 50 cents or so. A MacBook still costs around $1050 everywhere in the United States. The problem is that in New York or California that is a joke amount of money compared to some farmer or entry level GM line worker might make in the midwest. Hell people make $3 a hour more in Ann Arbor, MI than Kalamazoo, MI at the local burger joint and it's the same state!

      This is just in the US; imagine the difference if one were to move to Germany or India or somewhere else in the world.

    29. Re:What they told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no. Our starting salaries for CS grads is in the 85k range - higher for great schools. To get top college grad talent in a bigger city, you have to pay a lot. And the pool of qualified candidates is shrinking leading to a supply and demand curve effect.

    30. Re:What they told me by mdd4696 · · Score: 1

      When I spoke with the USPTO about a position after graduating they mentioned that working there kills your marketability if you decide to get back into engineering later on. The pay may be good, but I decided it wasn't worth sacrificing my ability to work in industry.

    31. Re:What they told me by mdd4696 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Rochester Institute of Technology publishes the average starting salaries of its graduates (as of October 2007):
      • Degree: $Min - $Max, $Median
      • Electrical Engineering BS: $30000 - $65000, $52000
      • Computer Engineering BS: $52000 - $75500, $57000
      • Computer Science BS: $35000 - $85000, $55000
      This is for all graduates, regardless of location. Many graduates end up in New York state however.
    32. Re:What they told me by theantipop · · Score: 1

      Read Patently Academic if you want an in depth look at the training academy process. The blog goes into pretty extreme detail, at least for the initial couple months, about the standard academy progression. The pace of the training has changed somewhat since it's initial inception in early 2006, but the experiences of this fellow who started middle 2007 should be pretty standard these days.

  4. There is no real issue. Problem solved. by FromTheAir · · Score: 1

    1.3 million backlogged patents at what say $400.00 each is 400 Million dollars. I think the problem is solved simply hire additional patent examiners and pay them the 400 Million dollars that the people paid to have them examined. It might help with unemployment.

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    1. Re:There is no real issue. Problem solved. by FromTheAir · · Score: 1

      If I did the math right that would be enough for 6,666 patent examiners at 60K each. Or is this issue a way to achieve some political objective?

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    2. Re:There is no real issue. Problem solved. by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Funny

      They'd each need to do around a patent per day to get this finished with your numbers. But they are obviously flawed you forgot that you are dealing with a government program.

      Patent requests: 400$ * 1,300,000 = +345,000,000$
      RIAA support: 55,000,000
      Physical infrastructure costs: 1 * 10,000,000 = -50,000,000
      Execs: 2,000,000 * 7 = -35,000,000
      Coordinators: 500,000 * 10 = -15,000,000
      People who we don't know what they do (Management??): 80,000 * 300 = -24,000,000
      Political bargaining: -35,000,000
      Minimal patent examiners: - 35,000,000

      Remaining funds: -as mush as you can convince people

      In fact they are in dire need of financial support, for a government program they are barely scraping by.

    3. Re:There is no real issue. Problem solved. by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bzzzt...thank you for playing. at $400 each, it doesn't even cover the cost of the prime examiner. A post above gave about 8 hrs of allowed time for a patent examination (10 per bi-week). Even if they all went to fresh-hires (i.e. inexperienced) at $63k/yr+ 10k bonus, with a typical "efficient" overhead and G&A of 80%, and accounting for sick, vacation, and holiday leave (264 hrs/yr to start), I get a net cost of $541 per patent. And that ignores training, startup, any other incentives, higher cost of experienced examiners, re-examination, etc.

      Even with all the cash they have, they can't hire enough to get them back to even.

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    4. Re:There is no real issue. Problem solved. by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      IAMAPE

      the reason there is a backlog is because they can't keep the examiners they have. they had a hiring freeze a couple years back as the budget didn't get resolved.

      they are being reactive to issues from a couple of years ago. if they could keep the examiners they had, you wouldn't have the rest of the examiners taking over the actions of all those who left, thus not working on new applications and increasing the backlog.

      the office tried changing the rules too, in order to speed up the backlog by limiting the number of continuations a case gets, but that is in the courts at the moment.

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  5. Examiners don't quite do anything anyway by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think examiners encourage the use of big words in a patent, not so that the patent is unique, but so they can claim ignorance when someone re-patents something in existence. If an investigation comes up then the patent examiner can claim ignorance. A lot of that techno-bable doesn't makes any sense to someone in the field.

  6. Yes, I know. by Animats · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have an application 12 months into a 30 month queue. In a fast-moving field, this is a huge headache. My previous patents only took about a year to get to first office action.

    There's a new express program, though. If you file no more than three claims, file online, and do a more diligent search, the USPTO promises to process the patent in less than a year. That was just starting when I filed, and I didn't take that option.

  7. A giant rubber stamp is needed by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Just rubber stamp it. The judicial branch will sort it out for us."

    Is that what it's going to come down too?

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    1. Re:A giant rubber stamp is needed by vtscott · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope not. I would imagine that it's much cheaper to just have a competent patent examiner with enough time to do his/her research reject a patent than it is to get the courts involved.

    2. Re:A giant rubber stamp is needed by ls+-la · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Just rubber stamp it. The judicial branch will sort it out for us."

      Is that what it's going to come down too[sic]? Unfortunately, yes. Since job performance is entirely based on number of applications processed, the examiners have very little incentive to do a good job, so unless they have a clear reason to reject an application in the first 5-10 pages, they'll likely just grant it. The problem then REALLY comes when the judicial branch says, "the patent office granted it, so if it's not patentable they can sort it out," which is what they have been doing for some time now. That's part of the reason it's so difficult to get a patent overturned: both branches say the other should do it.
    3. Re:A giant rubber stamp is needed by qbzzt · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that it's much cheaper to just have a competent patent examiner with enough time to do his/her research reject a patent than it is to get the courts involved.

      Cheaper for whom? The government pays the patent examiner. The patent holder and the patent challenger pay the costs of litigation.

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    4. Re:A giant rubber stamp is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe totally off-topic, but when the Bundestag in Germany voted in favour of a law implementing the data-retention-law that EU passed, one justification by the political party SPD (social-democrats) was exactly this:

      "[...]Eine Zustimmung ist auch deshalb vertretbar, weil davon auszugehen ist, dass in absehbarer Zeit eine Entscheidung des Bundesverfassungsgerichts möglicherweise verfassungswidrige Bestandteile für unwirksam erklären wird."
      (very) roughly translated to:

      "[...] It is also justified to vote in favour of this proposal, because one can assume that the Bundesverfassungsgericht [= the german "supreme court"] will in reasonable time declare possibly unconstitutional parts of it as void"
      (Source Stenografischer Bericht der 124. Sitzung http://dip.bundestag.de/btp/16/16124.pdf (page 90 of the PDF))

      On a more on-topic note, I think that this is a unfortunate, though predictable development, and that not only the parliaments or patent offices will be the only ones that do not take their responsibility but passes it on to the courts instead. This is a problem with having one institution on the top that decides what's right and wrong for the others, when those others decide that it's not their job anymore.

      Personally I think that politicians passing unconstitutional laws do not belong in a parliament, and neither do people rubber stamping patents, letting the courts do their job. The easy remedy would be to ban people doing unconstitutional things from working in official institutions, at least for a few years.
  8. Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems to me that the demand for patent examiners and the explosion of patent applications and money derived from them should add up to a lot bigger hire than just a few thousand more examiners. The PTO should charge an annual fee on patents that's a tiny percent of the revenue from their applications or licensing, which if enough to pay for enough examiners should still be under 1% of income under the patents. Then the amount of examiners will keep pace with the growth in the patents they have to examine.

    In fact, the growth in patents and their revenue should even stimulate the production of American engineers. Offer full scholarships to engineers, funded by those fees, in exchange for them becoming paid examiners for a couple-few years at least, and returning for at least 6 months every 5-10 years for a couple-few decades. If they break that deal, they owe 2x their scholarship immediately, which can pay for more scholarships and paid examiners.

    The patent system has many problems. Primary is that the American people subsidize the creation of intellectual property by paying for the expensive examination and challenge system, which we can ill afford with our current budget problems (and which was never fair to the public, anyway). Also too few examiners of too little quality and commitment. Calibrating a fee to hire examiners and create them by scholarship to the volume of applications should make the system more self-regulating. And good for engineers: Albert Einstein had most of his good ideas working in the Swiss patent office, which no doubt benefited from his talent and imagination. Let's see America protect both itself and its inventors with a simple device that balances both.

    You may consider this design to be placed in the public domain :).

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    1. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by djupedal · · Score: 1

      "Offer full scholarships to engineers, funded by those fees..."

      I was with you up, to this point, sorry.

      1.) Not all patents are submitted by domestic entities.
      2.) The trend in America towards a service industry, like the patent system issue, is not a new development - fresh engineers will come in lesser numbers, not more.

    2. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what if patents are submitted by non-domestic entities? If they want their patents to stay registered in the US, they'll pay the fees, just like they pay the fees for registration.

      Engineers are part of a service industry. They don't actually manufacture anything, they're info workers. Fresh engineers will come in greater numbers when their education budget is less risky from both scholarships and more jobs when they graduate.

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    3. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offer full scholarships to engineers, funded by those fees, in exchange for them becoming paid examiners for a couple-few years at least, and returning for at least 6 months every 5-10 years for a couple-few decades. If they break that deal, they owe 2x their scholarship immediately, which can pay for more scholarships and paid examiners.
      This is hard to believe considering all of the years of FUD about the shortage of scientists and engineers, but there is already an over production of engineers and physical scientists and there has been for about 15-20 years. I know several people whose applications were ignored at the USPTO despite being fully qualified.
    4. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC The USPTO is s 100% self-sufficient; they are not subsidized by taxpayer monies.

    5. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      That's why I started my proposal with increasing the fees on patents, as a percentage of their ROI, to fund the PTO increasing its hiring. A cycle of those people by connecting demand to supply with a monetized budget.

      Of course it would require the current Executive to go (to hell), before the PTO could be rebuilt. The current priorities tend to corporate anarchy, with the PTO redesigned to print anticompetitive corporate IP documentation without the constraints that engineering would bring, with technically skilled people a threat to the faithy corporatist ideology.

      But a new Executive is indeed coming. It's worth floating around good plans for reform now, because the next Executive (and the Congress that makes the laws it executes) are probably mainly as lazy as any other, preferring to just codify some other policy that's already been vetted and promoted in the industry it would govern. Pave the path for them, and if both the path and the government have a modicum of integrity, the government will ride it. Why should lobbyists have all the fun writing the laws?

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    6. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by kansas1051 · · Score: 1

      The patent system has many problems. Primary is that the American people subsidize the creation of intellectual property by paying for the expensive examination and challenge system, which we can ill afford with our current budget problems (and which was never fair to the public, anyway)

      You clearly have no idea about what you are talking about. The Patent Office is the only agency that makes money (patent applicants pay more money in fees than it costs to run the Patent Office) so the people are not subsidizing anything. Until recently, Congress used to steal (divert) the PTO's extra fees to pay for other administrative agencies in addition to paying for the PTO.

    7. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by monxrtr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pay the public for discovering errors. Mandate that all patent applications be posted for public review. Any discovery of prior art should be the *burden* of those submitting patent applications. Double or triple the patent applications fees. Mandate a $10,000 penalty (which must be deposited with the application fee) to be paid by all applicants who submit patent applications containing prior art or too obvious an idea that is forfeited if their application is rejected for any reason. This $10,000 is up for grabs to any public person who finds prior art of obviousness. The government USPTO Patent Examiners cannot receive this money as it's supposed to be their job to not be morons in the first place. Such an incentive could even fund a private free market patent examining business with much better quality and efficiency than a government bureaucracy. We won't outright privatize the USPTO, but allow private individuals and businesses to compete in the patent examining process. This will also help establish market rate salaries for patent examiners.

      Patents were supposed to be granted for innovative ideas. Innovative ideas are worth many more times than $10,000, so the fee (actually penalty deposit, so it's refundable, if the patent is granted) is not in the least burdensome. Also dramatically increase the fee and penalty deposit by number of submissions per year from the same company/individuals/holding companies/subsidiaries. Somebody like Microsoft submitting 5,000 patent applications per year at a $400 application fee is ripping off the public taxpayer. Double the fee for each additional application in a fiscal year.

      These stops should solve 90% of the problems of the backlog and quality in the first year after implementation alone. Oh, and fire all the moron examiner managers who are currently signing off on the patents.

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    8. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, the problem is that increasing the filing fee will lock out small-scale inventors, who often produce quite a lot of the innovation, and who need patent protection a lot more than do the big, rich inventors who could also afford to market the invention before a competitor competes with them even without patent protection.

      In fact, patent filing should be free, but would need at least a nominal fee to deter people from applying at ridiculous rates. Remember that the patent is supposed to protect an inventor with finite budget from having to spend money competing with someone without development expenses who'd just start spending on actual production of the invention, unfair competition. Burdening the inventor with a large filing fee would also set them back against a competitor, often forcing them to negotiate with a licensee at a disadvantage because they can't afford to market it themself without the filing fee to spend. Also, increasing the fee for multiple inventions is both a penalty for productive inventors, which is countersensible, and also encourages bundling inventions into monolithic components that won't be as easy to license for use separately in individual operating devices.

      What really should be recognized is that the patent system's limits must be tied to the return on the invention investment, which is what the patent and copyright compromise with free speech in the Constitution is designed to address. Make the patent pay a fee annually that's a percentage of the revenue it generates to the patentholder. Since the patentholder is required to report revenue for income tax anyway, that revenue number should be available. Tie the cost of patenting to the economic return on it, not to the productivity in solely protected inventions.

      The revenue amount should also trigger expiration of the patent. Make the patent application report the cost of development, which should also be available at least approximately from the filer's tax returns. Once a patent has returned say 10x, or even 100x, its cost of development, the patent should expire. Patents are not supposed to be licenses to print money out of a state-created artifical monpoly, but rather just "to promote progress in science and the useful arts". If 10x or 100x ROI doesn't promote that progress, nothing will, and greater than 10x ROI to to one exclusive exploiter tends to retard that progress in science and the useful arts, which often interdepend on many external inventions to make a new one. The actual ROI amount can be variable, set annually or similarly periodically by Congress as a matter of industrial policy.

      I do like the idea of a bounty paid to anyone in the public who can defeat an application. Maybe assign them 10x the filing fee (which should still be fairly low, like $400) as a bonus, or some bounty derived from how much the government saves by outsourcing that work, and merely supervising/refereeing it. Probably savings + some percentage, to reflect the government's interest in fewer patents and freer commerce, which increases both government receipts (taxes and fees on commerce) and the better, less limited, promotion of science and useful arts that is the government's primary mission.

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    9. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, you clearly have no idea how to read. Or maybe just no concept that most patent analysis work is done in courts, especially in appeals courts, all of which operation is paid by taxpayers. Even the privately funded lawyers arguing in those courts are subsidized by the many services the lawyers consume in arguing their cases in those courts.

      The main reason those court cases are so many and so long is that the PTO isn't vetting nearly enough bad patents at application time. My system would help defray those costs, both by feeding back revenue the patents generate into the system that manages them, and by reducing the amount of bad patents that get "examined" in the courts at taxpayer expense.

      Get a clue. If you'd merely dropped your insulting intro, we could have had a friendly debate about this system. But since you're a clueless jerk, that's the last free clue you'll get from me.

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    10. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem is that increasing the filing fee will lock out small-scale inventors, who often produce quite a lot of the innovation, and who need patent protection a lot more than do the big, rich inventors who could also afford to market the invention before a competitor competes with them even without patent protection. Ok, give them a choice if they don't want to pay a higher upfront application fee of an increased tax rate on any sales receipts for products used in that invention. It is obscene to award government enforced monopoly protection for obscenely low fees. These fees need to cover not just the examining process but also any tangential legal enforcement and dispute costs (by definition for it to be a net benefit to society). All applicants can thus choose a waiving of all fess in exchange for 50% surtax on sales of the product for the duration of the patent. Except that would just be synthetically increasing the costs consumers paid for new technology, so that's a bad idea.

      No, $10,000 is a pittance for patent monopoly protection. If some inventor is so strapped he needs to work for a corporation or form a non-profit inventor's fund to stake ideas.
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    11. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Just getting the monopoly is no guarantee of profits to defray the registration costs. But there are costs on both sides of the PTO table, including the litigation where most of the "examination" is currently done post facto. That's why I tax the revenue from all patents, at a very small rate, but which would surely return enough on average across all patents to process and litigate them all. Especially since funding more and better examination up front would reduce the later litigation.

      And the bounty system we both like would further increase efficiency. In fact, if the bounty system is put on a generous lottery basis for all contributors, awarding maybe only 1/2 of bounty applicants, the system would produce even more results at lower costs, with a high productivity. We can probably afford to spend a decade tweaking the thresholds into proper proportions and rules for maintaining them. The point is to switch away from the current monopoly giveaway we both hate.

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    12. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by roju · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't tie it to revenue, that's too hard to account for. Just use a predefined scale.

      $1 for the first year
      $10 for the second year
      $100 for the third year
      $1,000 for the fourth year
      $10,000 for the fifth year
      $100,000 for the sixth year
      $1,000,000 for the seventh, and final year

      If the smalltime inventor hasn't sold the patent or started to make money by the fifth year, he is never going to and doesn't deserve to block other people out of the market. Plus, the scaling rate means that only directly profitable patents will be held. The fewer patents, the better.

    13. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Why is revenue too hard to account for? They have to report it on their taxes, or face income tax fraud in addition to whatever patent fraud.

      There's not going to be a fair fee on that kind of scale. If I patent something that cost me $20,000 to invent, and $20,000 a year to market, but "advanced science or the useful arts" so much that it took that investment just to finally sell $30,000 worth in the fifth year, then that $10,000 is going to make it a lot harder to get my return. Any amount that's just a fixed fee without tying that fee to the actual value of the patent is going to often work against invention. Especially for the smaller inventors who need the patent protection the most.

      My system will actually work for everyone. It's actually a lot like the "IP property tax" that some people are starting to suggest. Except it's closer to a sales tax, the fairest kind, than to either an income tax (more an inhibitor than an enhancer) or real estate tax (the most regressive). It suits both the mission of advancement and the real economics inventions operate in.

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    14. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by huckamania · · Score: 1

      The problem is how do you measure the income from an individual patent? Some products are covered by a wide range of patents, not always owned by the producer of the product. A cell phone, for example, will have multiple patents on not only the hardware, but also the software. That's just a cell phone. Try figuring out how to measure the income for each patent that is covered by a car or a chip fab.

      It sounds like a job program for accountants.

    15. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by alphaFlight · · Score: 1

      The USPTO already imposes maintenance fees. However, they are fixed fees that are not tied to the revenue generation of the patent.

      Due at 3.5 years 930.00
      Due at 7.5 years 2,360.00
      Due at 11.5 years 3,910.00

      http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/ac/qs/ope/fee2007september30_2007dec17.htm

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    16. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Just getting the monopoly is no guarantee of profits to defray the registration costs. If these patent innovations upon granting aren't netting at least a billion dollars they are by definition wasting everybody's time with small-time or bogus non-existent innovations that aren't increasing technological innovation. Think a billion is too high? Perhaps a hundred million? One million? Yes, an application penalty deposit of $10,000 as a bounty for Open Public Patent Examination (marketed to the campaign, "You down with O.P.P.E? Yeah you know me"), is an extremely small pittance for a government monopoly grant. If you can't recover that sum, if the up front positive expected value is not hundreds or thousands of times greater for a typical bank loan department to consider as collateral for an application loan, you are wasting people's time with small insignificant technical improvements (which are most likely obvious and bogging down real innovation from occurring), not big time technological innovation, the sole purpose for patent monopoly grants.

      What is the market value for a USA monopoly patent grant? It sure the @#$% ain't $400, or even $4,000.

      The true market value should be paid at least partially up front as significantly higher non-refundable filing fees along with a public examination bounty in addition to an ongoing revenue collection. If you don't put in an incentive at the front door for bad patent applications to be eliminated, taxing monopoly grants is still exactly what occurs now. Taxing already granted monopolies does absolutely nothing to discourage the granting of those monopolies without merit in the first place.

      The more I think of it, the bounty should be post-dated to include any and all current patent grants as well, so if you don't deposit $10k per patent already granted to undergo O.P.P.E. scrutiny, your patent is forfeited to the public domain. This should correct a giant chunk of egregiously awarded patents. And this doubles for each additional patent applied for (or granted previously) in the same fiscal year, so Microsoft Patent Application #10 in 2008 will require an O.P.P.E. deposit of $5,120,000 which can be claimed by any non-USPTO person who shows prior art of obviousness to invalidate the patent application. It's a slap in the face to the spirit of the US Constitution and the privilege of sacrificing the free speech rights of the public for Microsoft to submit 5,000 patent applications in a single year. Remember, if the patents are actually granted and validated, the deposit is refunded in full and costs zero!
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    17. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The patents are already accounted for in valuing the owning corporation's intellectual property assets towards the valuation of the corporation. There are indeed accounting techniques to do this. In small, simple shops run by inventors that don't already do that valuation, their valuation will be correspondingly simple. The complex ones are already doing it because of their other accounting requirements.

      So while that system would require some accountants, it's largely automable. Since this system generates revenue, it should be able to pay the accountants to ensure the revenue and corresponding fees are managed properly. Either by the inventor, or even by the government.

      In fact, the entire economy could use the clarity that making such valuations commonplace would deliver. I know that when I was selling my corporate assets, both to my partners and to some adversarial parties, the valuation question was a nightmare. Which meant a job program for lawyers, which is much less productive than for accountants.

      Treating info as property will necessarily require those extra hired hands. Just like a farm requires more than just a farmer and their ox, the sun and the rain. The trick is to grow up and call it what it's really worth, to manage it on value not merely on control. It took society a long time until the Bablyonians (AFAICT) invented rent and written records for the exchanges, then a few thousand years coasting. A couple hundred years to come up with proper basic intellectual property rules and management techniques seems quite quick.

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    18. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Well, if you compare that to 1% of revenue, it's not very much. But at least my system isn't a complete change from the current structure. Just one made proportional, which is always a better model.

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    19. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Most innovation isn't $billion innovation, it's that "small-time" innovation. Those small innovators need some protection from better funded, but lazier/dumber competitors who'd just copy and start competing with them after the inventor has exhausted time and money getting to the release. You can bet that the big companies will be most of those predators. Which, as easy money (especially risk-free), will substitute for them investing in "bigtime" innovation.

      The patent system has to protect everyone equally, as is typical (even required) under the Constitution. But again, I think there's plenty of room for lots of patents, so long as they're truly innovative, and truly a limited time government monopoly defined by protecting just the minimum return to justify investment, not the maximum as now. And combined with better self-financing appropriate to a larger scale of examiners, plus the distributed public system you described, I think the resulting system can satisfy both of us.

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    20. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Most innovation isn't $billion innovation, it's that "small-time" innovation. No, that's small scale *obvious* technical advancement, not society changing technological innovation. Patents don't exist for small time independent leach "inventors" to intrude into fields and markets they are not even remotely serving or intending to serve, in order to eek a living from extortion by jumping in front of the train tracks of inevitable obvious advancement yelling "jinx", "i was here first", "you can't touch me", "PATENT!". This BS shouldn't ever be applied for in the first place. That's why patents aren't granted for OBVIOUS ideas. If at best an idea can't generate a billion dollars in new wealth, it isn't deserving of patent monopoly protection because it's not society changing technological innovation worthy of violating the freedom of others to compete. These small time inventors can gather voluntary funding from personal bank loans, venture start ups, or they can go work as employees in the companies whose lines of businesses they wish to conduct small scale routine OBVIOUS "improvements".

      This is exactly why we have a problem of a company like Microsoft filing for 5,000 patents a year. Don't you find that outrageous! These are acts of economic terrorism against American freedom and prosperity. The USPTO has been hijacked!

      Every single grant of patent is granted at the EXPENSE of the natural free speech rights of the public to copy, to have as many businesses selling groceries or whatever else as can voluntarily compete and exist in a free exchange market. It had better be one hell of a damn important scientific advancement to be granted a monopoly. And that monopoly is hella valuable and should be paid for by the person or corporation up front for mere examination. This isn't a make work scheme so patent examiners can have jobs. The business method "on the internet" grants are an outrage, are an ASSAULT on public freedom, are a detriment to competition and economic growth. Those who signed off on those grants should literally be jailed as criminals. You are talking about protecting small time OBVIOUS improvements under the guise of true society-wide benefiting technological innovation. And you also confuse analysis with your invocation of temporary monopoly grants with "imaginary property". No, it's nothing more than a government interference in the free market monopoly grant, under the exclusive purpose for allegedly increasing the incentives of technological innovation (itself highly suspect and debatable if not an outright economic fallacy). Your suggested improvements to the patent process do diddly squat to dissuade a company like Microsoft abusing the public with an incessant slap to our Constitution with a reckless DDoS spam attack of 5,000 yearly patent applications.

      If you want a patent, in the meantime before a Constitutional Amendment eliminate patents and copyright, it should be extremely important and beneficial to society, and the monopoly grant should carry a market rate charge for the privilege. Patent application fees shouldn't be cheaper than what a huge percentage of the common people pay in application fees merely to have their college applications examined! That is an outrage! That is a scam! That is a rip off of the public trust! And the backlog is proof of a systemic failure, that perhaps should be shut down by court order until it is fixed.
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    21. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Of course there are fake inventions that aren't patentable. But there are plenty of inventions that aren't obvious, are novel, and require anyone (except the most impossibly lucky) to have both good ideas and hard work to develop them into real inventions, but which aren't society changing. There's a whole range of inventions that are real, aren't just incremental, but which need to be protected against copying by unfair competitors. Otherwise that incremental innovation will see much less activity. All the progress is important and beneficial to society, not just the big ticket items. Further, the big ticket items are usually produced by inventors with more of their own ability to protect their invention from competition until at least the ROI justifies the investment. So that class of smaller inventions is precisely what patents must protect.

      The point is that "incremental innovation" isn't an oxymoron. You just have to recognize that not every invention is the motorized flight, transistor or paper clip. The patent system has to cover all that, even if it does exclude the huge span of trivial innovations, as well as excluding copyright / trade secret stuff like business methods and software.

      The MS example would fall apart under what I'm describing. For one, SW wouldn't get patented. But even if it did, patenting stuff that's not really an invention, like most of their 5000 a year, wouldn't pass examination. It would be rejected as merely incremental, at best an update of an existing patent of theirs. And even if they did patent 5000 such "inventions", the fees from all of them, including any of those 5000 that MS made any money from, would pay to operate the examination and challenge system. MS would be encouraged not to patent many of those increments, and defend them as mere increments of existing patents, or keep them as trade secrets in its proprietary software. Or just go out and sell stuff made from it and make its money that way, protecting its investment with just marketing (and abusing its self-made market monopoly) and aggressive sales. Meanwhile, little people with better actual innovations, like maybe, say, a new P2P filesystem (if we allow SW patents, which I wouldn't), would be protected from MS just copying their invention once proven and marketing it as part of their bundle, crushing the investor who's already exhausted much of their time and money they can afford. But only if that filesystem is actually novel and non-obvious etc.

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    22. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      All the progress is important and beneficial to society, not just the big ticket items. Further, the big ticket items are usually produced by inventors with more of their own ability to protect their invention from competition until at least the ROI justifies the investment. So that class of smaller inventions is precisely what patents must protect.

      The point is that "incremental innovation" isn't an oxymoron. No where do you mention the word "OBVIOUS". Patents should not be granted for *incremental*, by definition OBVIOUS, "innovation". This is precisely what must never be granted patent in the first place. Patents are for genius level innovation, not stuff that doesn't take extraordinary talent or luck to discover. Is it really your belief that ZERO PROGRESS would occur without patent protection?! (which is by definition included in your advocation "all progress is important and beneficial to society")

      The MS example would fall apart under what I'm describing. For one, SW wouldn't get patented. But even if it did, patenting stuff that's not really an invention, like most of their 5000 a year, wouldn't pass examination. It would be rejected as merely incremental, at best an update of an existing patent of theirs. They shouldn't be spamming 5,000 applications in the first place, at lower cost then sending out 10 college applications! Each patent application is a potential assault on free speech freedom that shouldn't be undertaken so carefree and lightly. Microsoft should either be permanently banned from ever filing a patent again for its abuse, or the fees should double per additional application per additional year.

      If Microsoft sends in 5,000 patent applications in a year, that's an average of 13.7 patents sought PER #$%^ DAY!!! If you are vacuuming up 13.7 ideas per day that are being submitted to the USPTO, they are by DEFINITION COMPLETELY OBVIOUS! "Obvious", it's a word you need to incorporate into any proposed fix for the patent system. Now if those ideas are completely obvious, since 13.7 are submitted PER DAY, that is nothing less then an attempted *criminal* abuse of the Constitutional privilege of patents. So the USPTO should revoke the MSFT patent portfolio in its entirety for general obviousness or charge for additional applications at a doubling fee scale (which is refunded if the patent receives validity).

      It should not be cheaper to apply for a patent than it is to apply for college!

      How many patents did the biggest geniuses in American History like Thomas Edison typically apply for in their lifetime? How many were granted? How many were rejected? Is Microsoft pretending they are more innovative then Thomas Edison? They are attempting to hijack the USPTO through DDoS spam percentage breaking through the rejection filter so that they can be paid at a relative level 5,000 times (or whatever) than Thomas Edison was paid. And this is exactly how and the sole reason Bill Gates became the richest billionaire person in the world. And now the thousands attempting to emulate Gates are crushing American ingenuity, competition, and economic growth as the legal system suffocates progress. The number of parasitic lawyers is now dangerously multiplying. And this has real consequences on everybody's quality of life and economic prosperity (and they aren't at all small).
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    23. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I did say "I think there's plenty of room for lots of patents, so long as they're truly innovative,", which to me means "non-obvious", as is still in the legal patent requirements. I think the point is obvious ;). But if you want me to explicitly agree that patents must be for "non obvious" inventions, you got it.

      I think we mostly agree. Except that I think that not all incremental innovation is "obvious". It's largely a semantic disagreement, I expect. I'd say that the Pentium 4 was an incremental innovation over the P3, but not "obvious" (except to marketers, but not to an inventor). The P4/3.2GHz was an incremental, and obvious, innovation over the P4/2.8GHz, but the manufacturing processes to achieve it were not necessarily obvious. Likewise, even if the 45nm Cell IBM is making now instead of the 90nm Cell were identical in its wiring, then perhaps the 45nm version isn't actually a patentable innovation. But the 45nm manufacturing process that produces it is surely full of innovations over the 90nm process, because inventing them took real insight, investment, and (probably most important) risk.

      Neither of those innovations "change the world" in ways not already changed by their predecessor they incremented. This kind of scenario is true in more small-scale inventions like, say, sewing machines. Not just if someone adds a second color thread spool to a feeder (though maybe, depending on how tricky it was to do it, compared with the state of the art prior to the increment). But if someone adds "reverse direction" to a unidirectional sewing machine, that's an increment that's not obvious to produce - even if demand for the feature were obvious.

      But I disagree that it's impossible for a corporation to submit 5000 valid patents a year, 13.7 a day. Even Edison's patents were largely invented by salaried engineers working for him, and plenty of his patents were for inspiration and perspiration by others he just hired (and screwed out of their invention). Microsoft employs thousands of researchers, in a field where they don't have to spend days of chemistry and blacksmithy to test each possible invention. If you allow SW patents (and I wouldn't, but we're not talking about that), then why shouldn't Microsoft's hundreds of engineers, with the Internet for research, workstations for development, and a century of engineering culture, training and tools since Edison, be more productive than "Edison" (or his lab)?

      You're using a bad case to argue. Because Microsoft does indeed abuse the system. But not just because it's so cheap for MS to apply for patents on trivial, obvious increments. MS can afford to spend $1000 or $10000 on filing every one of its 5000 patents a year. MS is making tens of billions off its operation that's beefed up (at least in court and the stock market propaganda) by its patent portfolio. It can spend $50M a year if that's the price of admission. In fact, in the pharmaceutical industry, the pharmaco giants have cranked up the cost of rolling out a new drug to over $100M, precisely to keep new competitors from entering their industry. The high cost of R&D works against smaller inventors, against much innovation, against progress. But it keeps the pharmacos rolling in money, so that's what we've got.

      The simple way to deal with all of that is to simplify the system (like eliminating patents on anything not demonstrated by a working mechanical model), to move the vetting to the application phase instead of the courts, and to ensure the examiners are skilled and motivated to discard any application not proving it's novel, non-obvious, working and valuable. And, as I mentioned, expires patents once their ROI has been sufficiently protected, like after 10x (or maybe even 100x - the specific economics deserve more careful review than a few Slashdot posts). And, as you described, incent and enable the public to return thes

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    24. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by huckamania · · Score: 1

      As a solution to the patent problem, it presupposes that companies will not use 'patent accounting' for their own purposes.

      I think every patent should be reduced to it's simplest terms in one sentence:

      'This patent covers taking a physical item and converting it to a digital proxy format and exchanging information about the status of the proxy item between multiple systems, where the physical item is a check.' - recently discussed here.

      'This patent covers taking a physical item and seperating the item into its constituent parts, where the physical item is raw cotton.' - American genius Eli Whitney.

      Then they can hire some patent examiners to walk the patent lists and convert every patent into simple language. Then everyone can more easily compare new applications with old patents. This would also make prior art easier to bring up in cases where the only change is the physical item.

    25. Re:Obvious Jobs Program by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The IRS has lots of tools to discover and punish evasive, if not outright fraudulent, accounting. That's why I tie the patent fees and expiration to revenue, which should exactly match what's reported to the IRS. In the case of corporations, they must report to the IRS 4 times a year. With penalties every time they lie.

      In fact the patent registration should be written by the government examiners, in the terms most easily comparable by later examiners. The applicant should submit an application and working model (even so long as the travesty of patenting software is allowed) that allows the examiner to understand the invention enough to describe it. That procedure alone would force enough attention and understanding by the examiner to make them gatekeepers, not travel agents. Then the registry itself would be less polluted by redundancy, triviality, and obvious increments, because they'd be obvious to examiners expert in its lingo, which anyone can learn just like they did, instead of patent lawyers inventing new lingo with every application to baffle examiners who just pass it on to the courts, which just pass it on to the appeals courts.

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  9. Solutions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about regional processing centers around the county (if they really are paying engineers 65K/year that goes along way in the midwest but not far in DC area). I would be happy to process patents in my technical field from home, with the proper training and tools prior art and patent serching. Let the academics, engineers, comptuer sci/e people get trained and process patentent part time from home!

  10. A possible solution by Venik · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in this difficult time for our government all patriotic Americans should refrain from inventing stuff for the next five years.

  11. Patent #1094398532 - One click approval by neapolitan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I patent the "One-click" patent approval process.

    I'll license it back to them for a fee.

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  12. DELETE WHERE ToLower(body) LIKE '%on the internet% by RingDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, taking any existing patent and tossing it on the internet should be tossed immediately as obvious.

    Knock out software patents, and patents on processes, and blamo! problem solved.

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  13. Re:DELETE WHERE ToLower(body) LIKE '%on the intern by penix1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Far easier...

    Deny any patent with the words, "A method to..."

    Problem solved. I bet the backlog drops by at least 3/4 what it is today.

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  14. I wish I lived in the US. by Lewrker · · Score: 0

    I could help post bogus patents so the stupid system finally breaks and you can introduce something sensible in its place.

  15. God I want this problem by Layth · · Score: 1

    I have filed a few patents before.. so I know how much their pinch hurts in the wallet. What we basically have here is a governmental cash cow. I want this sort of problem with my side business. Too many customers to deal with!? If they start outsourcing to india, this kind of surplus could generate more revenue than oil. If anything I think they should be trying to INCREASE the growth of patent submissions, to better provide for the future generation of america. If you think of the children, it becomes obvious that there is a lot to gain here.

    1. Re:God I want this problem by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Except, what's the percentage of bullshit patents, like 'A method of using a single mouse click to buy goods on the Internet'? How many of these patents, bullshit & otherwise, are actually covered by prior art that the inventor didn't find out about? And considering copyright is now almost forever, how long until patents are, too, considering there's such a backlog that it's in the best interest of the leading corporations to make it so?

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    2. Re:God I want this Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they start outsourcing to india, this kind of surplus could generate more revenue than oil.
      There are too many fully qualified Americans who can do this work.
    3. Re:God I want this Problem by clickety6 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they start outsourcing to india, this kind of surplus could generate more revenue than oil.

      If they start outsourcing to India, we'd probably see a lot of new inventions coming out of India ;-)

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    4. Re:God I want this Problem by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Outsourcing to India may have benefits for companies, but is typically not ideal for governments. All the money they spend for employees in their own country stays in the country. With the money the employees get they buy cars and houses, eat in restaurants etc - all this fuels the local economy and provides return in taxes. Money which goes outside of the country boosts another countries economy. The benefit from outsourcing would need to be very large to compensate for that.

    5. Re:God I want this Problem by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's completely false inaccurate economic analysis. All trade whatsoever only occurs because that which is received is valued MORE than that which is given away in exchange. It doesn't matter what the goods traded are, manufactured hard commodities, labor, fiat paper currency. Both parties by definition immediately profit and increase their subjective wealth from all trade. You don't voluntarily "buy" or "sell" anything unless doing so makes you better off. Thus, if the USPTO were outsourcing patent applications to India, *both* the Indians performing labor to examine the patents and the USPTO paying dollars to save examining costs would both be benefiting, both be increasing their wealth, both be benefiting their local economies.

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    6. Re:God I want this Problem by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      *both* the Indians performing labor to examine the patents and the USPTO paying dollars to save examining costs would both be benefiting

      The point for the government is not solely whether the patent office benefits, but whether the US economy benefits as a whole.

      You'll find the same kind of situation within a company - what's beneficial for one department may be detrimental for the company as a whole. To illustrate with a simplified extreme example: Let's say you have one department providing telephone services for other departments, their performance is measured only in terms of costs - the fewer phones they need to replace the less costs they have. So they decide to only give one phone to every 20 employees of their sales department. The result is obvious in this case: sales plummet, the phone department gets rewarded for reducing their costs.

      If you have some industry experience you'll find that this sort of thing happens regularly in companies - sometimes not as obvious as described here, but sometimes (unfortunately) real companies behave even more stupidly. This happens because the departments themselves do not actually behave stupidly, they just value their own interest higher than those of the company.

      Companies often try to mitigate this problem by tying bonuses to overall performances giving out shares and so on. They wouldn't need to do this if the interests of all involved were always aligned, but obviously that can never happen.

    7. Re:God I want this Problem by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      The point for the government is not solely whether the patent office benefits, but whether the US economy benefits as a whole. The US economy as a whole benefits from absolutely every free market voluntary trade exchange transaction, no matter where the imaginary boundary lines are placed, country to country, state to state, city to city, or next door neighbor to next door neighbor. The result is exactly the same for them all, immediate wealth increasing profit from all exchange. Just like the laws of physics don't vary from country to country, neither do the laws of economics.
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    8. Re:God I want this Problem by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Sorry I didn't realize this was your religion.

    9. Re:God I want this Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US economy as a whole benefits from absolutely every free market voluntary trade exchange transaction

      There's a broken window fallacy in making this claim of patents. Creating a problem for someone doesn't benefit the economy, even if (once the problem exists) the victim is better off paying to solve it than leaving it unsolved. If the price to license a patent exceeds what independently rediscovering that invention would have cost, the patent office has created a negative externality which reduces the efficiency of an entire industry--diverting resources from productive work to rent-seeking trolls.

  16. Wow by professorfalcon · · Score: 2, Funny

    They actually *read* patent applications?!?

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "reading" they mean scan & OCR them if not filed in electronic form.

      Next they put double quotes around the entire text, feed into Google, and if no hits come up the patent is granted.

  17. God I want this Problem by Layth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have filed a few patents before.. so I know how much their pinch hurts in the wallet.
    What we basically have here is a governmental cash cow.

    I want this sort of problem with my side business. Too many customers to deal with!?

    If they start outsourcing to india, this kind of surplus could generate more revenue than oil.
    If anything I think they should be trying to INCREASE the growth of patent submissions, to better provide for the future generation of america.

    If you think of the children, it becomes obvious that there is a lot to gain here.


    ( repost for readibility =/ )

  18. You'd think... by Paiev · · Score: 1

    You'd think that if we have patents like this out there, the patent office must not be spending that much time on patents...and yet, somehow we still have a growing backlog. Go figure.

    Either they're spending a lot of time doing nothing and breezing through patents, are granting ridiculous patents after spending a lot of time reviewing them, or they're doing their job properly (or trying to, though how some of these patents ever get awarded is beyond me) and are grossly understaffed.

  19. Hmmmmm..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of the backlog is frivolous patents, like IBM's recent applications, and that one involving gift cards.

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  20. Congress steals the PTO's money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congress steals the PTO's money
    The PTO isn't a separate entity that has a firewalled budget.
    Congress sees the PTO as a cash cow and takes more from the PTO than they give back.

    So, yes the PTO is under-funded.
    No the fault isn't the company/inventors the fault is Congress.

    Tell Congress to get their greedy little hands off the PTO and let them have the money they make.

    1. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Maybe so. That's why I specify how the PTO revenue is to be reinvested back into the PTO.

      Maybe if every agency wasn't so busy pouring $TRILLIONS into the Pentagon and CIA budgets, there'd be more to go around.

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    2. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if every agency wasn't so busy pouring $TRILLIONS into the Pentagon and CIA budgets, there'd be more to go around.
      Wow and the Moonbat comes out
      You have problems with your PTO argument so you go the never ending well of The Jew Puppet Bu$Hitler Chimpy McHaliburtin
      You got any Anti-semitism **cough**cough** Anti-Zionism in that grab bag of nuttery?

      Since you are obviously off your fucking rocker and more concerned with screaming than finding a reasoned solution, I'll just calmly back away from this discussion.

    3. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by genaldar · · Score: 1

      The military is the largest part of the budget and they generate a grand total of zero revenue. So if the PTO money is going to the general fund then the military would most likely be where it ends up. Or rather in the hands of some contractor since the soldiers get paid dick.

    4. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Anonymous child molester Coward calls me antisemitic as they "calmly back away" from the discussion.

      Perfect example of the Republican denial projectors who have spent all our money on the Iraq War while leaving the PTO in ruins. They don't want to confess that they voted twice for Bush, who created both those problems as a way of "drowning government in a bathtub" (named "Katrina").

      Somehow just mentioning the CIA and Pentagon's $TRILLIONS in wasteful budgets drags out of them some bizarre bleating about Hitler and the Jews. The Halliburton (and even Hitler, probably, considering how Hitler squandered Germany's people and money in an insane crusade of foreign invasions) references are indeed good points - against this Republican Coward, and Bush. But what do the Jews have to do with it, except in the Republican Coward's foul mind?

      Republicans have really become reliable little pain machines. Touch anything relevant to the country, and they jump like shocked frogs right out of their near-boiling water into your face, croaking wildly. It's all we can do to bat the slimy beasts back down into the mud the prefer to wallow in. Thanks for dancing your crazy little dance where everyone could see it. I couldn't have scripted your wacko lines for you better myself. Take a bow!

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    5. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      The military is the largest part of the budget.

      False. The military is only part of the "national defense" budget, which is only 21% of the federal budget. This includes the FBI, CIA, NSA, DHS, Coast Guard, FEMA, foreign aid, and lots of other non-military spending. "Entitlements", such as social security, medicare, etc. make up 61% of the budget. 22% goes to pay for healthcate (Medicare + other healthcare combined).Source.

      Of course there are lies, damn lies, and then statistics. Feel free to go through the federal budget line item by line item and categorize things yourself. It can be spun by anybody's agenda. For instance, the Washington post splits up "health" and "medicare" into separate buckets, clearly a spin move to make "defense" tie for the largest category.

    6. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by genaldar · · Score: 1

      According to http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm it's 54%. They went through and totaled the amounts for military spending that the presidential budget put in other departments. Then they include the 162 billion asked for by Bush just for the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (not included in his budget at all). Or for a fun representation you could check out http://www.truemajority.org/oreos/
       
      btw we know you're a republican, you don't need to reinforce the idea by calling social programs entitlements.

    7. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Yes, both those sources are far more reliable than the Washington-fucking-Post. Nutjob.

    8. Re:Congress steals the PTO's money by genaldar · · Score: 1

      The post didn't bother breaking down all the categories, relying on the whitehouse's breakdown. Which as I mentioned doesn't even include the 162 billion asked for Iraq and Afghanistan. Kind of a big chunk to ignore isn't it? Of course if you include it Bush's budget can't be "balanced" by 2012. But he never let math get in his way. Even if you simply add that to the defense alotment that the white house is throwing around then it becomes the largest part of the budget.

  21. Thats because they are allowing.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ....software patents and business methods. Which neither are of such qualities required of patents.

    they are probably underestimating the backlog

  22. It's just the math... by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    To me, maths dictates that if the patent office hired 12,000 examiners this year and did so for the next 5 years, the problem described would begin to decrease at year 3 and disappear at year 5. That would be an achievement by US standards. Why don't these officials just do this grade 9 math?

    1. Re:It's just the math... by ls+-la · · Score: 2, Informative

      To me, maths dictates that if the patent office hired 12,000 examiners this year and did so for the next 5 years, the problem described would begin to decrease at year 3 and disappear at year 5. That would be an achievement by US standards. Why don't these officials just do this grade 9 math? That would cost them more money. People are still going to apply for patents no matter how long it takes, so they really aren't losing much (financially) by keeping the backlog, whereas it would cost them ~600-700k/yr in salary to do what you suggest to kill the backlog.
    2. Re:It's just the math... by VisiX · · Score: 1

      Also, the government doesn't fire people. Once you catch up on the backlog you will be left with a ton of government employees who don't have any real work to do.

    3. Re:It's just the math... by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That would require the patent office to be able to find 12,000 people in the US each year that want to be patent examiners.

      I still think that the solution is to eliminate the idea of patents being "granted" after a review by the patent office. Instead they should change to a system where patent applications are recorded and only reviewed when someone tries to enforce the patent. At that time, the defendant can be responsible for doing the prior art search and the patent office only needs to be responsible for *evaluating* the claims. It's a much stronger model.

      The current patent examiners have no incentive to deny patents, as their productivity is entirely measured in patent applications processed. Obviously it is easier to approve an application than it is to find a valid reason to deny it, so approval becomes the default state.

      Doing things that way would also push patent applications to be better up front. Under the current system, it makes sense to request the broadest patent that you can. What's the worst that happens? The patent is denied and you refile with more narrow claims. By removing that initial review and weakening the meaning of the patent application being accepted, the system pushes more of that burden on to the appliers. Now they want to write the best patent applications possible so that the patent application survives the more rigorous test of examination by a defendant (who is presumably knowledgeable in the field and highly incented to find reasons why the patent is invalid). Particularly since there now is no second chance for a patent application -- if it's badly written and falls over, refiling now would be too late. People already have competing implementations.

      The current system is bad because it disassociates costs and benefits. The cost of the bad patents are borne by the defendants in patent infringement cases, but those defendants are not involved in the original patent application. As such, they have no opportunity to block bad patents even though they have the incentive to do so. Patent examiners benefit from quick resolution of patent applications but bear none of the costs of passing bad patents. Patent applicants actually benefit from their own bad patents.

      Fixing this either requires the patent office to bear some of the cost of passing bad patents or it requires replacement of the current system with one which allows defendants to participate in the evaluation of the patent claims. Making the patent office bear the costs of bad patents would be hard to implement and the transition would be expensive. It seems much simpler to change the process so that patents are not awarded but only requested. That moves patent application processing into a realm where productivity goals make sense and allows defendants to participate in the invalidation of patents.

  23. why check them at all? by the+cheong · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i must be a n00b in the patent process, because i don't understand why we need people to review patents in the first place. why don't we simply publish every patent on some online database, and review patents _only if_ disputes arise? if someone wants to patent something, then he must sift through the patent records _himself_ and make sure he's not infringing on anyone's rights. if a dispute (i.e. lawsuit) should ever be filed, _then_ we check the patent records to verify and take the appropriate course of action. with this system, people who want to patent things will be a lot more careful about their research on prior patents, no? maybe they'll even contact people with similar patents and clear everything up so that no disputes arise in the future? and the cost to the USPTO is simply publishing all the patents online and checking over disputed patents?

    1. Re:why check them at all? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I dont see a reason for the system to exist.

      If someone wants to use an idea they should beable to do so without some money grabber waiting to sue them.

      ~Dan

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    2. Re:why check them at all? by aj50 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because if I'm some inventor, and I come up with e.g. a top for baby beakers that really doesn't spill when it gets thrown across the floor, get an agreement with a supermarket to fund the manufacture and start producing and selling the things then without patent protection it will be a couple of months before every plastic utensil maker with products marketed at babies is also making them and because they've got a better manufacturing setup and can afford to invest more money in the product than I can, theirs are better and cheaper than mine and I can't sell any more.

      The net result being that I say screw this inventing stuff business, it doesn't pay and the supermarket never funds an individual with a brilliant idea ever again because they didn't make their investment back.

      The patent process makes sense, it just doesn't work for software because ideas are cheap and easy, there's very little cost of entry to produce a product and changes happen much faster. There's no need for patent protection for ideas in software, it still economically a good idea to innovate without them.

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    3. Re:why check them at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Great idea! The backlog would vanish strait away.... I wonder why noone ever thought of this.

      In other news, the courts are saying that cases are taking years before being processed, due to a sudden surge in patentcases.

    4. Re:why check them at all? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Because if I'm some inventor, and I come up with e.g. a top for baby beakers that really doesn't spill when it gets thrown across the floor, get an agreement with a supermarket to fund the manufacture and start producing and selling the things then without patent protection it will be a couple of months before every plastic utensil maker with products marketed at babies is also making them and because they've got a better manufacturing setup and can afford to invest more money in the product than I can, theirs are better and cheaper than mine and I can't sell any more. So the consumer gets a better cheaper product, to me that's a good thing.

      But I can see you argument about quitting the inventing business, the problem is that if you sat on the idea and didn't go ahead with it you would be preventing the implementation of that technology.

      I can see now that there is a catch 22.

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    5. Re:why check them at all? by the+cheong · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Patents are very important for motivating those who have ideas but not the funds/resources to innovate.

      Still, however, I think that my idea of not reviewing any patents (until there are disputes) would work in the example you gave. The original inventor would have the ability to file a lawsuit against followers, and is thus protected. Meanwhile, the followers would be a lot more careful about their research and most (if not all) of them should not even file a patent for the same thing.

  24. Nobody from the patent office will tell you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody working there will tell you about how the office works, because of confidentiality requirements. I see a lot of complaints about too many patents getting through. The actual case is that there are probably too many patents being rejected. They are erring on the side of caution, as they always have, but the patents that get approved, with just a couple of notable exceptions that you've been reading about, really and truly deserve protection. These folks work their butts off to make sure that the right thing is done. Occasionally a very sneaky lawyer will figure out how to work the system over, like through continuation rules, but this is very unusual.

  25. Re:DELETE WHERE ToLower(body) LIKE '%on the intern by calebt3 · · Score: 1

    My Patent:
    A method to reduce the Patent Office backlog.

  26. Here's an idea... by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Fine a submitter for filing a frivolous patent, or patent squatting. Betcha that backlog clears out overnight. But in the meantime, I want to patent a method of diffusing particles across a semi-permeable membrane and then sue people for breathing. brb.

  27. Only option by TheCybernator · · Score: 1

    outsource to India and China

    1. Re:Only option by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      And outsource detailed plans for our "best" ideas while we're at it.

  28. Simple solution -- working prototypes by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is a simple solution to the problem of too many patents to examine. Go back to requiring a working prototype. You would have to supply working source code for any software patent. Business "methods" patents would not be acceptable unless you could demonstrate the method actually in use.

    So Arthur C. Clarke would not have been able to patent the idea of geostationary satellites. He didn't so nothing was lost. Were current patent procedures in place in the late 40s, most certainly a patent troll would have patented it. But what harm is there in forcing comeone to actually get a satellite to geostationary orbit before allowing a patent? It would certainly encourage research and development rather than litigation and argument. Forcing Edison to actually get a filament that worked before granting him a patent on the light bulb worked out for the better, rather than allowing him to patent the "idea" of using an electrically heated filament to generate light. If he had gotten the patent without the working model he could have sat back and just sued anyone implementing electic lights for the next 17 years. It would have set back progress tremendously.

    1. Re:Simple solution -- working prototypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using your own example, Arthur C. Clarke - if he'd wanted to patent the idea - would never have been able to fund raising a satellite to geo-sync orbit.
      He'd still have been the inventor, but someone with more money could/would have filed the patent become the "inventor".

      Or Arthur could have gone looking for an investor. Guess on who's terms it would have been funded then, and who would have made the money.

      Just look at how the music industry deals with authorship and copyrights, patents would go the same way. You want to make a record? OK, we'll finance, you sign here, right underneath where it says that 1/2 or 3/4 of what congress tells us we should pay authors will do for you, and BTW, we become the copyright owner for anything you create in the next X years, and we remain in ownership of that for the rest of your life (some actual figures can be found here).

    2. Re:Simple solution -- working prototypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Should note here that Edison's lightbulb patent was revoked since he had simply recreated the already patented work of Joseph Swann. That much is a known fact. The apocryphal additional story I heard about it was that Edison then licensed the patent from Swann, granting him a percentage of the profits in the contract. Anyone who is familiar with the concept of "hollywood accounting" knows where this is headed. Edison then sold lightbulbs at cost or at a loss as a loss leader to promote his electrical service. So, there were no direct profits from the lightbulbs and Swann was cheated. Once again, I don't have any direct confirmation of this second part of the story. That Edison's patent was overturned and Swann was (one of) the real inventors of the incandescent filament (other types of electric lighting, such as arc lamps were already in use at the time) electric lightbulb is a known fact.


      The fact that there were several independent inventors of the incandescent filament bulb at practically the same time is a bit telling on the nature of invention and a bit of an indictment of the patent system in my opinion. The same with the telephone and the aeroplane. The patents don't seem to have speeded up the invention, they were just inventions whose time had come. In the case of the Aeroplane, the patent the Wright brothers got managed to hold back aviation for a decade.

  29. Karma by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

    Everyone should tag this karma. Cause and effect at its very best.

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  30. well, what did you expect ? by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    I mean, if anyone and his neighbor's dog can file a patent about practically anything, how would anyone expect that the paperwork involved in dealing with the sh*tloads of useless crap would descrease ? Only one solution I'd see working would be a stricter and saner regularization of the patent submission process, not to increase the processing of the submitted crap, but to decrease the number of submissions that are potentially junk from the beginning but they still have to wate insane amount of hours and people to judge those submissions.

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  31. Good! by colinfahey · · Score: 1

    I hope the system becomes clogged to the point where a new patent application made, say, next year, would theoretically be granted at a time just beyond the time of the anticipated singularity!

    Like copyright, patents hold back innovation. Those protections need to be abolished. It's impossible for an intelligent person to create anything new anymore without unwittingly re-inventing the things covered by existing patents.

    I wish someone would create software to generate arbitrary, valid patents -- millions at a time -- and pay to submit them all. I think society should essentially wage a "Denial Of Service" attack on the US Patent Office. The "protection" of patents has cost society enough.

    If patents are allowed to continue, then make it like insurance: The patent holder pays a premium that is equal to 10% of the desired protection amount, EVERY YEAR, for a maximum of 10 years. The patent holder can change the protection amount each year. However, after the patent holder pays a premium for the year, ANYBODY can pay that same premium amount directly to the patent holder to use the patent. Also, ANYBODY can pay 10X the premium amount to forcefully acquire the patent. So, a patent holder is forced to pay to keep a patent alive. If they want to protect themselves from having the patent bought out from under them, they'll make sure they're actually making money from the patent before paying for patent protection. The ongoing payments make it painful to hang on to a patent, while still making confident and profitable ventures continue to be protected for up to 10 years. The ability to buy out a patent based on 10X the patent-holder's desired protection level, combined with the fact the the patent-holder is forced to pay an annual premium that is 10% of the desired protection level, keeps the pressure on the patent-holder to set a protection level that actually reflects their commitment to the patent. There is an annual auction-like quality, but by forcing the patent holder to sacrifice 10% of that auction price to keep the patent we prevent the patent-holder from blocking others from using the patent. If another company has the ability to make significantly more profit on the patent, they can buy the patent outright for a known amount (10X what the current patent holder is willing to pay out each year).

    The exponential fee schedule is another promising idea, but the dynamic range of patent values might make it impossible to choose an exponent that is fair for both ends of the dynamic range. Assessing the value of a patent is too likely to lead to corruption.

    As far as protecting the "little guy" inventor, I think they should simply keep their idea secret until they can find a buyer. If the buyer is able to clone the idea merely by looking at a prototype, then the idea wasn't worth protecting. If a person can replicate the idea simply by hearing a general description, then the idea was not worth protecting. The little guy inventor should only be protected if the idea cannot be replicated after observing a demonstration of the idea -- and, therefore, the inventor should be able to safely negotiate payment from someone who CAN pay the patent protection money each year. The currently infinite protection, and zero barrier to entry, afforded by today's patent system -- to protect the little guy -- is needlessly costing society a lot.

    I don't think society needs patents or copyrights to ensure the continuation of innovation. I think entrepreneurs should shift their focus to producing physical objects and services. It seems like a step backwards from the information age to the industrial age, but information production and transfer is becoming easier. Real manufacturing and services (communication, distributed storage, banking, etc) are immune to copying.

    I don't think the inventors and creators of our society feel protected by patents and copyrights. I think the current generation of would-be inventors and creators feel *threatened* and *stif

  32. It's not the number of lawyers its the database(s) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually PTO is trying to throw bodies at a problem which stems from gross IT inefficiencies. Utilizing multiple customized databases that was designed for storing gif scans of photographs and not streamlining workflow processes is a big reason why it takes so long for a patent to process. It doesn't matter if they hire 10,000 or 100,000 lawyers and phd's, if you have print from one database in order to re-type the same information into another database only to then have to e-mail your supervisor that you need his approval, just says volumes about the mismanagement of your tax dollars. I can't believe that I went to grad school to deal with this frustrating process. I'm outta here at the next hiring season.

  33. How to clear the backlog by pokerdad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Step 1: Hire more patent officers.

    Step 2: Raise the price of applying to meet costs of #1.

    Step 3: Once backlog is clear create stricter application process.

    Step 4: Based on number of man hours required for new process introduced in 3, raise prices again.

    Step 5: Review demand now that it costs more and is less likely to success; adust staffing to meet new demand.

    1. Re:How to clear the backlog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea! And the result of your genius idea: the big corporations will own the patent system even more so than now. The rich will keep getting richer, and the poor, with no way to afford patents, continue to get poorer. Brilliant! You should run for public office.

      Sorry for the sarcasm. Here on slashdot is possibly the greatest concentration of the world's (English speaking, anyway) greatest minds. We could collectively solve issues like this IF we could stay on 1 topic and resolve it. With the frenetic pace of slashdot, a few hours and an issue is dying out. People write their comments and move on, rather than a more conversational approach.

      I will write to slashdot and suggest a section for thinktank/brainstorming and see if we can solve this. I think we can, if we could agree on a fundamental ideology: individual rights and power versus corporate/collective power. I'm on the side of the individual (with limits) because the collective is made up of individuals.

      As much good as big corporations do, I strongly feel that fairness and equality need to be the rule. An IBM or Exxon should have NO more chance of getting a patent than a very poor person.

  34. How many Patent examiners does it take to screw... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ...in a light bulb?

    Hmmmm, I don't think they know how to do that, no matter how many.

    They seems to persist with in the darkness of believing software and business methods are of patent-able subject matter.

  35. Three step patenting process by Rsriram · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Preprocess - outsource this process to eliminate frivilous and easy to eliminate claims. Speed up the next two steps.

    2. Process the patent applications.

    3. Validate - check, verify, grant.

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  36. Whoa... most of you don't understand business! by RaigetheFury · · Score: 1

    Let me make this clear. Patents are a good concept but poorly implemented. They are NOT doing what they were intended to do. When you attack a problem why are so many of you attacking the end result (backlog, frivilous patents etc) instead of attacking the root of the problem, the requirements for a patent. Lets explore the main types of patents Tangible Non-Tangible You don't get more general than that. Tangible is a patent on something that you can touch feel, the other is business processes etc. Non Tangible would be a method, like one click and that whole mess. I do not believe, for ANY reason, that a non-tangible patent should be permitted. PERIOD. Great! You came up with a great idea for clicking a button and paying your shopping cart online. Um... that's not really innovation, that's just convenience. However, if you INVENT a new technology... lets say you invented FLASH... thats different. That is a new technology. Not a method. I believe software patents on software (your actual code NOT methods) should be allowed. You spend 5 years developing a new point of sale system that intelligently communicates with most current hardware without too much configuration. YES that should be patentable.. but NOT "Method of making a smart interface that smartly communicates with various other hardware to reduce configuration time". If we limit Patents to tangible things the backlog will go away. The lawsuits will mostly go away. The patent trolls will mostly go away because instead of just thinking of an idea, they have to have something to show the idea in reality. NDA's, privacy agreements etc all take care of the rare situations where people with great ideas are looking for funding but worried about their ideas being taken. You cannot sit on an idea. People MUST be able to move forward with it.

  37. Broken system, but I have an idea. by MichailS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a suggestion: how about scrapping the current concept of patents, and instead award time-limited exclusive rights to entities that SHOW A PRODUCT USING THE COVETED TECHNOLOGY instead of just filing a paper?

    I never managed to wrap my head around the fact that I can own the rights to almost anything - as long as nobody else did it first - by just having to file for an application to verify this and pay for the process.

    In the next step somebody writes the application as vaguely as possible to give away as little information as possible while trying to grab as much as possible. Then someone will stare incredulously at my application with a stamp twitching in the hand, while tics cause their cheek to spasm. One second and an exaperated curse at the incomprehensible text later, WHAM, I am awarded a billion dollar paper that says I own something I may have never conceived, touched or even spent many minutes pondering about.

    Show me an invention that isn't obvious to the expert! They exist, of course - in abundance - yet probably make up for a microscopic fraction of all the patents. But most of the time evolution and developemnt stand on the shoulders of giants and your expert peers will say "Yeah, I thought about that years ago, I just never made anything about it" about your inventions.

    Thus, just procuring an idea on paper should not be enough to get a patent. You should also be able to demonstrate that you are actually UTILIZING the concept!

    1. Re:Broken system, but I have an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So consider Stephen Hawking for a while.

      If that doesn't get your brain gears turning, then post a reply comment to this and I'll expand.

    2. Re:Broken system, but I have an idea. by MichailS · · Score: 1

      What? You mean the way he makes promises to procure the pangalactic gargleformula, then present a shipload of vagaries that the laymen who sponsors him stare incredulously at for a moment before BAM they rubberstamp another cheque to him?

  38. Disincentives for business by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    They need to find a way to make it less desirable for businesses to mandate IP from their employees. Many businesses make it part of an engineers yearly tasks to produce IP. This leads to a lot of (should be) unpatentable ideas being pushed into the stream.

  39. Cost of Living? by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    I'm graduating with a BA in CS this year, and barely looking at any CS jobs below 85k, and there are plenty above.
    Reality is about to kick you very hard in the groin.
    Agreed. The only way that happens (especially with a BA and not a BS) is if you are in an area where there is an incredibly high cost of living, and all wages are inflated as a result. In that case, that 85k won't be what you thought it was.
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    1. Re:Cost of Living? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, you do not live in your parent's basement. What are you doing here, anyway?

  40. Abolish Software and Business Method Patents by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    See subject.

    Also, require a prototype within a reasonable amount of time, or no patent. It takes no real resources to draw a picture and write a description. The patent itself should not be the product that you profit from. If you have no intention of creating anything with your patent (or helping others to create with it), then you have no business having the damned thing.

    1. Re:Abolish Software and Business Method Patents by Shados · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It must be great to live in such a simple world :)

      Really though. If you have a bunch of people who discover a process in a lab to, let say, make a type of semi-conductor that would allow processors to be 10 times faster...well, you may not exactly have the facilities to make CPUs... so the only people allowed to research them (and make money from it) is Intel, AMD and co?

      Man you must love your large corporations!

  41. Training by EvilGrin5000 · · Score: 1

    I just hope that all these people they're hiring, are going to receive proper training.
    1200 patent examiners a year means that they also need to train 1200 people a year...

    Teacher: "Welcome to Patent Examination Training. Please open your folders. You each have a patent application in your hands. Start looking through it and hand it in to me by the end of the day as a Pass/Fail patent grade. This is your first assignment."

    Student: "But we don't know how to pass a patent."

    Teacher: "Nonsense, you do the homework, I'll grade your work, poof! Patent system at its best!"

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  42. bot^H^H^Hlawyernet? by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

    Does it bother anyone else that if this were done across the Internet it would be considered a ddos attack? Any chance we could arrest law school professors for infecting the brains of patent lawyers with this malicious bit of code?

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    1. Re:bot^H^H^Hlawyernet? by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      I like it, a class action RICO lawsuit against law professors and the legal profession, Congress, et al for conspiracy to violate the Constitution, racketeering, interstate fraud, conspiracy this, conspiracy that, basically everything you could charge the RIAA with you could also charge the entire legal profession with. We should do it, it's not like that profession hasn't declared war on other professions like businesses like mutual fund management fees whilst ignoring their own professional fees or the massive administrative thievery of public schooling funds for children. End the war on drugs, free the non-violent drug offenders and put the lawyers in jail with the spots freed up from releasing non-violent drug offenders. We need a grassroots political party electing people who are not lawyers to office.

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  43. How about this simple solution by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Big ridiculously rich companies (and their friends and sub companies) have a cap on how many patents they can have. Period.

  44. Hooray for tagging by Goaway · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Reject the mall!

  45. From a Patent Examiner's Perspective by Skull_Leader · · Score: 2, Informative

    From someone on the inside I can tell you that this is not a simple issue. As noted, applications and inventions get more complicated, the search for pertinent prior art gets wider and the amount of time we have to do the work gets shorter. In theory they can hire many new examiners... but we are faced with a huge space crunch here as well. Brand new campus and there is limited room/offices for all these new examiners to work. They would like everyone to hotel... which means work from home. But the problem is you have to be a certain grade and have a certain amount of experience before you can do so. A good thing because this is not a job you learn in weeks or months... its one that takes years to learn to do well. Heck, some of us enjoy having our office and prefer this office environment. But the management side of the office is just worried about production... get cases out. The examiners can do more more more... that is until the stress of meeting our unrealistic production quotas burns us out and we quit. That is if you make it that far. I know brand new examiners, less than a year in, that have already looked elsewhere. And these are bright, hardworking people...

    Add in the fact that the software we use is a Frankenstein mess of stuff cobbled together from other places and squeezed to work the way we need. We kill more time waiting for and trying to get our tools to work than we often do examining. So what are they doing about it? Hiring top programmers, even pulling examiners who know our system and are great software developers as well to do the work? Maybe hiring a top company who already has their know how in it like Google? No, they keep using the same block headed people as always to produce half baked software that is beta tested live on us trying to do our job. Oops, software doesn't work? Can't produce? Well, you better figure out how to make production. Mind you if the managers don't do their job they don't get reprimanded and often get a bonus on top of things at the end of the year anyway. Examiner who can't keep up get reprimanded and fired.

    So the reality is that there is a lot of lip service by the top administrators here about doing the best job, being the best IP org in the world, etc... but the bottom line is that examiners are pushed to their limits trying to do a good job but see little reward or true respect for it in house. Quality of examination goes out the window over production, and at a certain level that is what starts to happen the higher the grade you are since your production ramps up as well.

    If you don't believe me... go ask an examiner at the PTO. Ask several and see how far their answers differ. Not much I feel.

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  46. Re:How many Patent examiners does it take to screw by ProfBooty · · Score: 2, Informative

    i think you have examiners confused with the court system.

    The examining corp, nor the office itself ever allowed software patents, rather it was a court decision

    see State Street Bank & Trust Company v. Signature Financial Group, Inc., 149 F.3d 1368 (Fed. Cir. 1998), 47 USPQ2d 1596

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  47. But what we have is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't know how to change it.

    What we DO know is that *some* people will stop "inventing". We don't know any more whether this means there will be no inventing.

    Have a look at the use of OSS (especially BSD). You can't monetise your code like you can in CSS but there still seems to be a lot of work done anyway. And being paid for. Why? Because for the producer, they get something done quicker or cheaper. If they didn't invent this new gizmo, they'd be old and slow still. Yes, their gizmo may now be taken by their competitors, but how much is that really worth? It still takes time to tool for it, still takes time to implement and find out how to work with the new process. And meanwhile, an innovative company is not sitting still but is improving some more.

    Progress will be made because the inventions help those that investigate it.

    How much will that work? If it works better than the current system, which definitely doesn't mean "works well", then it's a worthwhile idea.

  48. Re:DELETE WHERE ToLower(body) LIKE '%on the intern by russotto · · Score: 1

    Deny any patent with the words, "A method to..."

    Problem solved. I bet the backlog drops by at least 3/4 what it is today.


    Sure. But you'd throw out a lot of legitimate patents. A patent covering e.g. "A method to produce chemical X..." which goes on to specify the method (not one which uses that verbiage to cover all methods, as do many bad patents) is not a bad patent, unless you're opposed to all patents.
  49. Re:DELETE WHERE ToLower(body) LIKE '%on the intern by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

    Deny any patent with the words, "A method to..."

    Problem solved. I bet the backlog drops by at least 3/4 what it is today.

    Sure. But you'd throw out a lot of legitimate patents. A patent covering e.g. "A method to produce chemical X..." which goes on to specify the method (not one which uses that verbiage to cover all methods, as do many bad patents) is not a bad patent, unless you're opposed to all patents.

    It is plausible to say that a sequence of instructions is not an invention. What makes "a method to produce chemical X" as legitimate as "a machine that produces chemical X"?

  50. Get rid of the "information ownership" system. by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While motivation to innovate was needed a few hundred years ago, it's currently not needed anymore. It currently only serves large companies and people who want to control the market (the owners of those large companies).

    When it was needed, the world was (mostly) governed by aristocracy. The aristocrats basically cared about one thing: power. So they needed an incentive to create something which they could monopolize (so they have absolute power over it). Enter the patent system. All of a sudden those aristocrats had reason to innovate (or to foster innovation THEY could control).

    Over time the aristocrats were replaced with large companies (sad, but true), but the system under which large companies work is exactly the reverse of that of the aristocrats (an aristocrat needs money to get more power, a company needs power to get more money).

    Now, how is power gained? Exactly, through knowledge. Now, the patent system allows you control over who gets to apply your knowledge. This control over information obstructs further development, thus obstructing competition... thus obstructing economic growth.

    Copyrights, another such flawed system. It allows control over distribution of information. Where it was relevant up to 15 years ago, it's currently completely irrelevant. And it again only serves to obstruct economic growth.

    If you replace copyrights with author's rights (as to ensure that the author is able to extract income from his works), I'm perfectly happy with it. Although this still obstructs the distribution of information, it doesn't obstruct the growth of information.

    But alas, these completely counterintuitive ideas (patents and copyrights) won't go away, unless it's absolutely needed. In the meanwhile the bureaucracy will get worse and worse, to the point that the world economy is completely crippled and courts are clogged with patent and copyright infringement cases.

  51. Look on the bright side by russotto · · Score: 1

    When the patent backlog reaches 20 years, the whole bad patent problem will have been solved. By the time patents are approved, they'll have expired!

  52. Simple Fix 1, 2, 3 by EQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Pass legislation reversing the court the ruling that allows for business process patents. These constitute a huge number of the pending patents I bet - and have been the basis for most so-called software patents.

    2. Specify that neither business methods nor software can be patented.

    3. Invalidate ALL standing patents that were issued under the previous rule.

    That simple.

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