CellPhone: You are moving faster than the average vehicle at this time.
Driver: Yeah....coz i gotta pee....n my home is still 10 miles
CellPhone: You have been moving faster than average vehicle for more than 10 minutes. You are tagged to be a potential terrorist. A neutralizing missile is on its way.
Driver: @#$%..i peed in my pants...am slowing down
CellPhone: Too late. An F-16 is hovering to make sure to dont dodge the missle.
5 seconds later....
BOOM!!!
The problem with missile guiding system boomed the F-16 instead.
I am pretty happy with notepad.
i went to mail.yahoo.com and they asked my name and password. i am smart and i fooled them by giving my gmail password.
you can't have your meat and eat it too!!
i bet there are secret CIA prisons hidden underneath!!
...They are coming fast
and they are hungry
the tube-eating sewer robots!!
...never used anything other than google groups.
We can do without medicines
good...call me when you have robotic babe.
..govt print the books.
This means almost a million years have passed and its about time they restore the earth's backup.
... mouse designs the bas sites!!
some one had to make this joke.
Once the solar radiations have screwed up the satellites...can we give them silicon transplants to fix them?
but how will Robots negotiate Women Drivers???
has NASA received a ransom call?
Planting trees would be more engery and cost efficient
CellPhone: You are moving faster than the average vehicle at this time.
Driver: Yeah....coz i gotta pee....n my home is still 10 miles
CellPhone: You have been moving faster than average vehicle for more than 10 minutes. You are tagged to be a potential terrorist. A neutralizing missile is on its way.
Driver: @#$%..i peed in my pants...am slowing down
CellPhone: Too late. An F-16 is hovering to make sure to dont dodge the missle.
5 seconds later....
BOOM!!!
The problem with missile guiding system boomed the F-16 instead.
sorry..i mean...In Iraq, Saddam used to hang everyone else :-|
A Doctor a day, keeps the 'Apple' away!!
.....it is illegal to solve Math problems
-hick-....WTF was -hick- TFA about -hick- -hick-
damn i missed the first post -hick-
Steve!!...do we have more in cellar? -hick-
..... Hard Drives expose you
...so now hard drive too have finally matured and have started exposing.
....
Nice days coming
deja vu
I Came, I Saw, I Crashed
déjà vu