I can show how to write a conditional loop, maybe teach what a class is, talk about different kinds of variables...
The code-fu is strong with this one. I hope one day you use your skills for 'good'. That means dressing up in costumes at night and fighting crimes against software, with a band of ninja code reviewers at your side using powerbooks and ipads as your weapons. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks, oh yeah.
Actually, you can transplant human gut bacteria to treat disease. It's called Fecal Bacteriotherapy. It's a procedure carried out under the supervision of a doctor where you put a donor's shit up your ass. Unappealing certainly, but at least it's not 2girls1cup style.
This will increase competition between providers as consumers can move to the best deals a little bit more easily. Hopefully other countries will follow suit, but I doubt it.
These documents are then stored on the LAN. To never, or rarely ever, be read again.
These systems almost always exist as a due diligence cover my ass exercise for upper management. Mistakes are inevitable as you very astutely point out, however you didn't document that it might be a possibility. Management is covered because they signed off on only what you documented. The mistake is yours and yours alone, you get marked down on your year end review, management is unscathed and everything continues as normal.
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(bonus points if you're actually in the car)
You have a wife too?
And in our end-of-year special: "Why do my Indian offshore partners send back code that has Chinese comments in them?"
The code-fu is strong with this one. I hope one day you use your skills for 'good'. That means dressing up in costumes at night and fighting crimes against software, with a band of ninja code reviewers at your side using powerbooks and ipads as your weapons. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks, oh yeah.
Write Java. (...like a boss!)
Do some sales. (...like a boss!)
Force it down your throat...
Actually, you can transplant human gut bacteria to treat disease. It's called Fecal Bacteriotherapy. It's a procedure carried out under the supervision of a doctor where you put a donor's shit up your ass. Unappealing certainly, but at least it's not 2girls1cup style.
They kind of tried a little bit already and got totally stomped on.
This will increase competition between providers as consumers can move to the best deals a little bit more easily. Hopefully other countries will follow suit, but I doubt it.
Sometimes it is. It's why cmdrtaco is living off child maintenance somewhere.
It may be inconsistent but I'm prepared to go to war with your country over thumb-first counting. Burn inifidels!
Ooops, you'll hit a problem when you get to 4 (00100).
In North Korea, only Dear old people use email.
I hear he shot a 17 on an 18 hole course once while dying peacefully in his sleep .
The best thing about free speech is getting to make up your own words.
Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while jumping seventeen double-decker buses on his Harley and juggling fire-breathing monkeys.
What a guy. Chuck Norris would be proud.
Religious much?
Well, that's not strictly true. There has been a backlash against skinnier male mannequins and you do see them in some clothing stores. I blame the emos.
Disconnect your landline and set up a whitelist on your cell phone:
http://www.howtogeek.com/94523/semisilent-is-a-ringer-white-list-for-android-phones/
There's an equivalent for jailbroken iphones too.
You'll end up just as jaded as you are here on Earth. All I see is Orange, Greenette, Purplehead...
Here's what they say they want...
These systems almost always exist as a due diligence cover my ass exercise for upper management. Mistakes are inevitable as you very astutely point out, however you didn't document that it might be a possibility. Management is covered because they signed off on only what you documented. The mistake is yours and yours alone, you get marked down on your year end review, management is unscathed and everything continues as normal.
It's a good thing then that you have got a few hundred thousand years until you need to worry.
Kaiten-Kitten. Cats on a conveyor belt are far more tasty.
Speaking of which, ipads are used quite well in Music Sequencing software. Check out touchOSC.
You can turn the ipad into a custom control device connected to your PC via wifi.