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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il Dead at 70

As reported by numerous sources, Kim Jong Il has died at the age of 70 (69 by some tallies), after 17 years as the brutal head of North Korea. While the cause of death is uncertain, Bloomberg News says "Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports."

518 comments

  1. Respectfully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let us take this opportunity to thank the Dear Leader, who sacrificed his life for the socialist paradise.

    1. Re:Respectfully by hargrand · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too bad he won't be around to see North Korea's planned economic strength and prosperity in 2012.

    2. Re:Respectfully by SharkLaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too bad, I really liked the guy. He had a certain style, charisma.

    3. Re:Respectfully by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry. Keratin is durable as hell by biological standards, so Dear Leader's amazing hair should still be in excellent condition decades from now...

    4. Re:Respectfully by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Too bad, I really liked the guy. He had a certain style, charisma.

      True. Without him Team America World Police would have been shallow and unfunny.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  2. Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kim Jong Il is now Kim Jong Dead.

    1. Re:Good Riddance by macraig · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't your momma ever teach you never to speak il of the dead?

    2. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't your momma ever teach you never to speak il of the dead?

      No, we never held to the believe that you could piss them off and have them come back and haunt you, which is why you're not supposed to speak ill of them.

      Well, except Jesus. He'll kick your monkey ass, so look out.

    3. Re:Good Riddance by SharkLaser · · Score: 5, Funny
    4. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    5. Re:Good Riddance by Pikoro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps he had an electric fan running on that train? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

      Also, news here in Japan is reporting he had a heart attack. Over-stressed indeed.

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    6. Re:Good Riddance by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, I see the "speak il".

      But, yes, my momma did teach me not to speak ill of the dead. And, I defied her in other ways, too.

      Bye, Kim, we won't miss you at all. And, I hope the people are soon having rock and roll bands playing in your palaces, dancing with joy that you're gone.

      And, yes, yes, yes - I'm aware that isn't likely to happen. The new Kim seems like a little putz, and he has to answer to an insane regime all the same. He couldn't throw parties for the people if he wanted to.

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    7. Re:Good Riddance by jamesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bye, Kim, we won't miss you at all.

      Lets wait and see to who steps in to fill his shoes... you may find you miss him more than you'd think.

    8. Re:Good Riddance by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I hear you, and I hope you're not right. It's hard to imagine the little twit being worse than big Kim.

      You do remind me that I've said the same thing about Syria, Egypt, Libya, and several other countries and the Arab Spring.

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    9. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bet his widow feels wonely...

    10. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ROR!!

    11. Re:Good Riddance by sam0vi · · Score: 1

      The Kng is dead. Long live the King!!

      --
      When my Karma level reaches 0 I feel in piece with the Universe
    12. Re:Good Riddance by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      I hear you, and I hope you're not right. It's hard to imagine the little twit being worse than big Kim.

      You do remind me that I've said the same thing about Syria, Egypt, Libya, and several other countries and the Arab Spring.

      I think it's relatively unlikely that North Korea will form a new Islamic government based on free and fair democratic elections.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    13. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because a evil motherfucker, if dead, suddenly becomes a nice person.

      I speak of the dead, what they did when they were alive. If they were assholes, that's what will be written on their tombstone. Even if I have to hammer it in at night myself!

      P.S.: INB4 "Wooosh". :P

    14. Re:Good Riddance by Phoghat · · Score: 2

      "Meet the new boss Same as the old boss"

      --
      Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
    15. Re:Good Riddance by Defenestrar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hear you, and I hope you're not right. It's hard to imagine the little twit being worse than big Kim.

      You do remind me that I've said the same thing about Syria, Egypt, Libya, and several other countries and the Arab Spring.

      I think it's relatively unlikely that North Korea will form a new Islamic government based on free and fair democratic elections.

      Ha ha, very funny. We've heard that one before and BOOM - Hezbollah (and all the other late comers to the party).

      With current empirical evidence and other data sources (unidentified, top secret, and missing) it is clearly time to make a preemptive strike (a Defensive Maneuver (TM)) against this Axis of Evil and initiate Change worthy of a Peace Prize.

      Besides, it's clear all of those elections were rigged. It's impossible a True Democracy (TM) could come to a legitimate conclusion at odds with the Architect of the Free World. Such election results are clearly evidence of a population crying for help to overthrow their inherently illegitimately elected government. Military Advice (and cruise missiles) will be provided to said countries's insurgents, er freedom fighters, by priority established according to the value of military-industrial contracts (regulated by fair and impartial registered lobbyists).

    16. Re:Good Riddance by operagost · · Score: 1

      Despite warnings from the media and other agencies in South Korea, it seems it has never been explained by these organizations why this phenomenon has never been reported or ever heard of in any other country including North Korea.

      You are WONG, Mistah Pikoro! HAN HAN HAN

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    17. Re:Good Riddance by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly. Word is the kid he was originally grooming to be the next strong man ended up in China after trying to sneak into Japan so Dear leader was left with a third string bastard kid he had with some dancer to be the heir. Word has been for years that the military wasn't too keen on the idea of a third chapter to the Kim dynasty and the little third stringer doesn't have the brass balls nor the power base to stand up to the generals. And let us not forget it was those very same generals that are pushing for the nukes at any cost.

      My guess is after a set mourning period, say 60 or 90 days depending on how impatient the generals are, the third stringer will be declared an "enemy of the Juce ideal" and be promptly exiled or possibly shot, followed by a serious power struggle between the top brass. If China was smart they'd use that opportunity to put their own puppet in power, after all they have to deal with sharing a border with NK.

      Either way i have the feeling the NK people are about to get it even worse than they did under Dear leader. Kim may have been nuts but his generals are pretty damned brutal and a fight for the throne between them will be seriously ugly and I doubt the third stringer can rally enough support to take the big chair. let us not forget we are talking about a seriously unstable regime with nukes, not a good combo IMHO.

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    18. Re:Good Riddance by Millennium · · Score: 1

      My guess is after a set mourning period, say 60 or 90 days depending on how impatient the generals are, the third stringer will be declared an "enemy of the Juce ideal" and be promptly exiled or possibly shot...

      Huh? What does O.J. Simpson have to do with the North Korean military?

    19. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't your momma ever teach you never to speak il of the dead?

      Not since I was jung.

    20. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha! Man, I can't sleep without a fan on. That's a crazy one.

    21. Re:Good Riddance by Raenex · · Score: 2

      the third stringer will be declared an "enemy of the Juce ideal" and be promptly exiled or possibly shot.

      If the generals are really in charge then they'll just keep him as a puppet.

    22. Re:Good Riddance by barc0001 · · Score: 2

      "It's hard to imagine the little twit being worse than big Kim."

      Unfortunately rumors would suggest that the little twit was the one who was behind the last couple of military incidents with South Korea, specifically the sinking of that SK ship and the shelling of that island. The rumors suggest he (Kim Jong Un) acted in those incidents to try and build legitimacy in his role as the successor to his father since many in the military aren't all that impressed with Un's abilities. It makes me wonder if he might try a few more "incidents" to show the local brass that he is in charge.

    23. Re:Good Riddance by luder · · Score: 1

      Rotate Right? What's the relevance in this story?

    24. Re:Good Riddance by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      China could fix this problem at any time since they are the ones that created it. If China drops support the whole country will starve and wither away. They keep these idiots propped up so they can irritate the hell out of the US. If the North Korean generals get too big for their britches China will squash them like a bug.

    25. Re:Good Riddance by identity0 · · Score: 1

      never been reported or ever heard of in any other country including North Korea.

      That is wrong, it is believed in Japan as well, as looking at the Japanese wiki can show.

    26. Re:Good Riddance by macraig · · Score: 1

      Ouch... didn't see that one comin'.

    27. Re:Good Riddance by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      That's a *South* Korean myth.

      In North Korea, they don't know what electric fans are.

    28. Re:Good Riddance by bkk_diesel · · Score: 1

      Also, news here in Japan is reporting he had a heart attack. Over-stressed indeed.

      He was probably over-stressed after shooting a round of golf in only 18 strokes

    29. Re:Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Meet the new boss
      Same as the old boss"

      Oh my god, they're reanimating the DEAD???

    30. Re:Good Riddance by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      s/generals/sister/

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  3. It's a big deal by BiggerBadderBen · · Score: 5, Informative

    Do you know how fucking important this guy was?

    1. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay. Fidel Castro is still alive, so you can make a trip to Cuba instead.

    2. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      I think he was really cool guy too.

      Really? Like, it doesn't bother when a leader has people starving, and some in horrible prison camps, while he lives a life of luxury? That's not cool.

      Let's be hopeful this will turn out better for the North Korean people.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    3. Re:It's a big deal by plague911 · · Score: 0

      ..... you thought that Kim Jong Il was a "cool guy"........wtf dude I think you just won the award for worst taste in the world..... If you put him in a room full of pedophiles and sociopaths you would not be able to pick that guy out of the bunch.

    4. Re:It's a big deal by mirix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why go to that horrible socialist country when you could go to the capitalist paradise that is Haiti?

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      Sent from my PDP-11
    5. Re:It's a big deal by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because some like traveling and seeing different cultures and places completely different from your own. This is why I always wanted to go to North Korea too. It would had been a great experience. Well, maybe I'll still go next year.

    6. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I suggest you try running such a poor country and end starving.

      I swear to you I could do better than Kim Jong Il. I would start by allowing free speech, criticism of the government. That alone would make me a better leader.

      But I think you are a troll, otherwise you wouldn't be praising Kim Jong Il. Also, Cambodia doesn't have famine anymore, that was decades ago.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re:It's a big deal by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Taking a brutal dictator seriously is exactly the wrong approach. I'd rather remember him as a supporting character in a lowbrow puppet comedy. I won't bother to post the YouTube link, since there's already two or three up here.

    8. Re:It's a big deal by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      WTF....................

      I guess Pol Pot was a cool dude too?

      I think you are confusing S. Korea with N. Korea.

    9. Re:It's a big deal by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 1

      I swear to you I could do better than Kim Jong Il. I would start by allowing free speech, criticism of the government. That alone would make me a better leader.

      Yes, true armchair general here. Do you really think it would do good to make such radical change? Hell, it doesn't even work for China. The people won't accept that change.

      Good example is Thailand where it's unlawful to call the king with names. This while in fact the king himself has said that people should be able to do so and they should be allowed to criticize him. But the people love him and just won't allow that law to be taken off. They want punishment for people who do so, even while the king himself doesn't.

      You really need to think effects such actions would do. It seriously isn't just as straightforward as "there you go, free speech to all".

    10. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow, this is the must uniformed comment that I have seen in a while. Pyongyang was an amazingly advanced city for him and his cronies. For everyone else though... not so much. North Korea has one of the worst starvation rates in the world (so bad that many areas have resorted to cannibalism at different points over the last 20 years). And meanwhile, South Korea has been desperately trying to send food to them through the Sunshine Policy of asking for nothing in return for the aid. They had to end the sunshine policy, though, because Our Dear Leader kept blowing things up, like South Korean submarines, or launching ICBMs for no clear reason. When you add in the constant kidnappings, such as those of Japanese women that he turned into sex slaves and refused to return, you have a pretty messed up place.
      In fact I cannot even imagine the kind of person who would want to defend North Korea or the lunacy of Kim Jung Il. At least with the nasty military junta of Burma, it is easy to understand the motivations of the government. But, for heaven's sakes, Kim Jung Il claimed to be decedent from a god and he invented the hamburger! Ignorance is one thing, but if it is not that then it just makes me kind of sick.

    11. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Spoken like a true yank.

      Hint: Africa isn't a fucking Country

    12. Re:It's a big deal by plague911 · · Score: 0
      Whats wrong with him? lol

      He is directly responsible for many thousands of deaths ,clearly psychotic and looks and acts like a pedophile/general nut job? and you ask whats wrong with him?

      You really do deserve the lifetime achievement award for no taste at all and should seriously get proffesional help if you honestly think that he is a "cool guy". Or you are trolling.

    13. Re:It's a big deal by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 1

      Why are you constantly calling him a pedophile? Or is that a lame attempt to discredit him?

    14. Re:It's a big deal by symbolset · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some 0.1 percent of his subjects will now kill themselves in mourning. Is that enough of an appreciation of how important he was?

      He was a bad man. bent on nuclear proliferation and providing arms to our enemies. He starved millions of his own people to death. He dedicated something like 1.5 million man-years to the reception of former US president Jimmy Carter.

      That's moot now. His son may be coherent, or the military cabal that kills him may be. The news item is that the situation just became fluid. I hope the State department isn't on Christmas break for this one.

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    15. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please tell us you're trolling. I can't believe anyone in their right mind would mourn one of the worst tin pot dictators the world has ever had to endure. Millions of North Koreans died of famine under Kim Jong Il's so-called leadership in the late 90s and countless others were condemned to horrid gulag-like prisons, many summarily executed for being political prisoners or trying to escape the country. He wasn't a "cool guy" by any stretch of the imagination and hopefully he's rotting in hell now, if there's such a place.

      I know it's been in vogue for the last decade to hate the U.S. because of the Iraq invasion and support any third world tyrant, no matter how dreadful an oppressor, that "stands up" to our country, but KJI deserves nothing more than to go down in history with the likes of Stalin and Hitler in terms of sheer awfulness.

    16. Re:It's a big deal by plague911 · · Score: 0

      No its a strait forward attempt to discredit you by pointing out that you think this this guy is "cool" despite his obviously massive "creep factor" . This is the kind of guy that if he walked into a room families would just pull their kids close and tell them to not go near that guy. Seriously dude if you think this guy is "cool" and are not just trolling check yourself.

    17. Re:It's a big deal by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Why are you constantly calling him a pedophile? Or is that a lame attempt to discredit him?

      No, I'm pretty sure the abject poverty of the country plus the thousands (at the least) of dead from hunger and such do that all by themselves. You know what the best thing Kim Jong il did was? Die.

      --
      I was raised on the command line, bitch

      "Nemo me impune lacesset"

    18. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that or he's from North Korea. Some documentarians have made it in and out of DPRK, and Our Most Glorious and Exalted Leader isn't just lip service for some... many of those people really have had that insanity pounded into them. Shit is fucked up.

    19. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You really need to think effects such actions would do. It seriously isn't just as straightforward as "there you go, free speech to all".

      I know of no case in history where free speech has caused the freedoms which you imagine. Free speech is a human right.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    20. Re:It's a big deal by macraig · · Score: 1

      That alone would make me a better leader.

      And a short-lived one, most likely.

    21. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

      So you try to discredit his points by knowingly lying that Kim Jong II was a pedophile. Stick to facts and maybe then people would take you more seriously. If he indeed was such a bad guy, why do you have a need to lie about him?

    22. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's only because you're from the Western world and think so. You have to remember that Asians have a totally different culture. I just wish US people would understand that, and also understand that maybe everyone in the world don't want them to get involved in everything and try to force rest of the world act like them.

    23. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What? No, if you know of a case where free speech has caused problems, bring it up. Otherwise stop trolling. It is extremely insulting to Eastern culture to say that somehow they can't handle free speech. Furthermore it denies the obvious reality that many Asian countries actually do have free speech. Cultural relativism is a useful concept, but don't let it blind you to reality.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    24. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good example is Thailand where it's unlawful to call the king with names. This while in fact the king himself has said that people should be able to do so and they should be allowed to criticize him. But the people love him and just won't allow that law to be taken off. They want punishment for people who do so, even while the king himself doesn't.

      Then the king should publicly call himself names and cause a fatal loop in the system, triggering a reboot of the Matrix.

    25. Re:It's a big deal by ChatHuant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would start by allowing free speech, criticism of the government

      And you'd be instantly deposed by the second tier of the leadership; the people who made it good during the old regime, and who would be jailed or worse if the regime failed or if it became more democratic.

      The first thing you need to do is consolidate your hold on power. Remove the old guard, replace people in key positions with your men. Take special care to ensure control over the armed forces - army, police, people's "militias". Make nice or be sure you control non-governmental leaders of opinion, (like religious figures), if such exist. Keep your people honest enough that they won't have too much of a vested interest in keeping the old society style. Only after that should you start opening your society, maybe during your second or third year or thereabouts.

      For a relatively good example see how Gorbachev handled his reforms in the former USSR - he started by calling for changes, but kept specifics rather vague, in the meantime making sure the old apparatchiks were removed from power (for example he replaced the powerful conservative Gromyko with the younger reformist Shervadnadze). About one year later he started with the economic reforms (a.k.a. perestroika), at the same time continuing the consolidation of his position. Only after he was sure of his control, in 1988 (three years after being elected secretary of the communist party), did Gorbatchev introduce the "glasnost" liberalization reforms (greater freedom of speech, greater freedom of the press, less control of criticism of the government, release of a big number of political detainees).

      Perestroika didn't work, because Gorbachev, whatever his other qualities, was still a communist at heart, and never pushed the reforms far enough. Glasnost was however quite successful, and, IMHO, was a direct contributor to the fall of communism in Eastern Europe, and to the subsequent disollution of the USSR.

    26. Re:It's a big deal by mr_mischief · · Score: 1, Insightful

      woosh!

    27. Re:It's a big deal by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? Is slavery okay if it takes place in the context of a different culture? Only idiots accept relativism.

      BTW, if you are going to sockpuppet, make it less obvious. Everyone knows that you are `InsightIn140Bytes', `Hazel Bergeron' and a long list of other apologist fools.

    28. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Really? Do you know of any king/leader who was killed after granting his subjects free speech? There might be one, but I can't think of any.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    29. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      China is a perfect example. They're slowly going towards free speech, but they can't make that change overnight. It would cause turmoil in the country. You have to remember that most Chinese actually positively agree about limiting free speech. Since China is a democratic country, shouldn't they be able to decide it themselves, without US trying to manipulate?

      Besides, free speech in Western world is relative too. Just try yelling fire in a crowded theater. Or dance around a monument in US.

    30. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      An excellent idea. When I am king, you shall be my chief consultant and right-hand man.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    31. Re:It's a big deal by plague911 · · Score: 0

      Actually I never said he was a pedo just that he would fit in with them. So check 1 against you passing 6th grade reading comprehension. And implying that anyone would need to lie or even exaggerate anything to make Kimmy look bad. Check 1 against your life having worth :) have a good day.

    32. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 2

      Different cultures and countries have different laws and ways of doing things. Do you honestly think that U.S. has the best laws in the world? That any single law or way of doing things isn't better anywhere else in the world?

    33. Re:It's a big deal by lee1026 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Liberalization sounds easy, but it is a painfully hard thing to do in real life. Sun Yat-sen tried to do it in China, but his ideals meant that he was pushed out of power before he could actually do much, and the replacement government was quite the disaster. The man who did bring democracy successfully to the Republic of China was Chiang Ching-kuo, whose reign was known as the "white terror".

      Point is, governing well is HARD, and good intentions are not always the same results.

    34. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we got enough dictators right at home.
      Thousands died due to FDR administration allowing Pearl Harbor to happen (yeah they knew where and when the Japs were going to attack).
      4,500 American soldiers gone under the GW Bush invasion of Iraq under false pretenses.
      It's also not inconceivable that 9/11 was allowed to proceed by the administration as Pearl Harbor.

      I must say though every pedophile I've seen is white so chances that KJI is/was pedophile is not very high.

    35. Re:It's a big deal by couchslug · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean the Nork leaders won't just plug a replacement into the slot, then play the USUAL games with their fraternal SK brothers to keep the game going.

      Norks in power care not a whit about lesser Norks, and have zero incentive to change. They have every incentive to maintain their position.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    36. Re:It's a big deal by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      An excellent idea. When I am king, you shall be my chief consultant and right-hand man.

      Grand Vizier ChatHuant: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic...

    37. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 0

      This just proves that you actually didn't know anything at all about making such a drastic change, and your posts in this whole conversation are just crap.

    38. Re:It's a big deal by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think he was really cool guy too. Too bad because I was planning on visiting North Korea and now these news kinda ruin my trip. Interesting to see what happens next year there tho, maybe it's still worth the trip.

      Any sufficiently advanced idiocy is indistinguishable from trolling. (and vice versa)

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    39. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It would cause turmoil in the country.

      No it wouldn't. You made that up without providing evidence.

      Since China is a democratic country

      China is not a democratic country. You can't have true democracy without free speech. Really, this is an important point. If you don't get it, you will never see reality clearly.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    40. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Liberalization sounds easy, but it is a painfully hard thing to do in real life. Sun Yat-sen tried to do it in China, but his ideals meant that he was pushed out of power before he could actually do much,

      Sun Yat-sen was a much greater man than Kim Jong Il. I feel honored that you would even consider comparing him to me.

      Note that when I said, "I could be a better leader than Kim Jong Il" I didn't set the bar very high.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    41. Re:It's a big deal by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Better than NK's in every respect. Not all cultures are equal; ones that crush individuals are inferior to those that promote equality. (Now you are going to reply, like you always do, with something along the lines of `yeah, well, fuck the usa, the are far more evil than stalin! those purges were just part of soviet culture, but the usa is evil'.

      Do you honestly think that U.S. has the best laws in the world?

      Nice strawman\red herring\lots of other shit..., cockpuppet. Have an ad hominem. You are wrong because you are an idiot. Aren't logical fallacies fun?

    42. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's only because you're from the Western world and think so. You have to remember that Asians have a totally different culture. I just wish US people would understand that, and also understand that maybe everyone in the world don't want them to get involved in everything and try to force rest of the world act like them.

      Don't group all Asians in one pot. Japan and South Korea have free speech and their citizens are much more prosperous on average than the Chinese and North Koreans.

      You talk like a privileged twit with ties to some oppressive government regime, trying to justify injustices by saying "but it's our culture, our people love being lied to and are willing to sacrifice their freedoms for the good of the whole".

      Sorry for posting as an AC, I just don't feel like creating an account.

    43. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      lol no, it proves you have no sense of humor, in addition to (for some unknown reason) your thinking dictators are great people.

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    44. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 0

      Compare to health care between U.S. and EU. Even most people in the U.S. think European style healthcare (paid by everyone in taxes) is better than what you guys have in the U.S.

    45. Re:It's a big deal by Arancaytar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh come on, Castro may be a communist and a dictator, but on his best days he couldn't hope to match the shithouse-rat-crazy antics of the Dear Leader.

    46. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Majority of Chinese nationals think government should restrict free speech. Why do you want to force them to change their views? Doesn't that sound to you a little bit like dictatorship?

    47. Re:It's a big deal by BiggerBadderBen · · Score: 2

      That's exactly how I'll remember him - jumping around shouting "Don't you know how fucking important I am!". Here's hoping his son isn't quite as nuts.

    48. Re:It's a big deal by symbolset · · Score: 1

      His armies could be had for a handful of rice, and his generals for a slice of bacon.

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    49. Re:It's a big deal by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 0

      That is totally irrelevant and off topic, not to mention, I don't give a FUCK . You should compare the healthcare of NK to that of the US and stay on topic. Write.

    50. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

      After you saying "Only idiots accept relativism", it certainly is relevant. I'm pointing out that U.S. is, relatively speaking, backwards country and a shithole compared to other countries. On the other hand, some things in those countries can be worse than elsewhere. This means there's no absolute truth on how to run a good country. Humans have tried for thousands of years, and haven't figured it out.

    51. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      Majority of Chinese nationals think government should restrict free speech.

      Let me guess, your source for this information is xinhua new agency? What Chinese nationals have you been talking to, exactly?

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    52. Re:It's a big deal by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      lice

      Like, on his head?

    53. Re:It's a big deal by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Some think that northern NK has reverted to cannibalism. I really think healthcare is low on their list of issues.

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    54. Re:It's a big deal by tsa · · Score: 2

      For your information, Africa is not a country but a continent. Africa contains a lot of countries, one of which is the country South Africa. They have many problems there but starvation is not one of them, as holds for most countries in Africa.

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    55. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

      Ah, true American ignorance. It's been talked over countless of times here on Slashdot too, and even Chinese slashdotters agree that it is the current situation, even if they don't agree with it. But majority of people want it to stay the way it is there.

    56. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      You are ignorant because you don't know the difference between anecdote and data. You are ignorant because you fail to understand basic theories of governance. You are ignorant because you fail to read entire posts, and understand them. Are you going to display your ignorance to me in more ways?

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    57. Re:It's a big deal by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Oh, a grand vizier.
      Aren't they usually the guys that try to usurp the throne and the king's lovely daughters?

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    58. Re:It's a big deal by macraig · · Score: 1

      My snarky point was that if your leadership ethics or skills are otherwise dubious then allowing free speech simply hastens your demise. You might counter that only an all-round good leader would allow free speech, but I'll wager there's been a few historical examples of ones that thought they could use the free speech carrot to "spin" their leadership as better than it really was... probably with the aforementioned unfortunate consequences.

    59. Re:It's a big deal by tibman · · Score: 1

      The stuff you say is usually sane. That was not.

      Periodically opening dams and flooding portions of S. Korea and killing farmers. Making counterfeit copies of other countries' money. Starving his own people. Tell me he did those things for the benefit of his people.

      There is over 10k artillery pieces on the border of N. Korea.. is that sane?

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    60. Re:It's a big deal by Intropy · · Score: 1

      You have that backwards. You say that "Free speech is a human right" "only because you're from the Western world and think so." phantomfive's beliefs and location don't determine whether free speech is a human right. If they did, either phantomfive is some sort of god or similar moral compass, or he and you live in different universes where different things qualify as human rights. It's far more likely that because free speech is a human right phantomfive and the "Western world" hold the view that it is. You may disagree with that viewpoint, and if you do, go ahead and argue the point. But don't start from a position that begs there to be no conclusion.

    61. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      My snarky point was that if your leadership ethics or skills are otherwise dubious then allowing free speech simply hastens your demise.

      Ah, indeed, however is it such a stretch to say that such a leader still would find himself a superior leader to Kim Jong Il?

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    62. Re:It's a big deal by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Calling China a democratic country is a stretch. The elections are not independent, the communist party maintains full control over it. Besides speech is highly restricted. How do you expect democracy to function without free speech?

    63. Re:It's a big deal by yamum · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Kinda hard to experience any culture there when you're not allowed to speak to anyone. Everything must be filtered through your tour guide.

    64. Re:It's a big deal by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      I don't think that you were alive in the early 60's, were you? Castro was party to pushing the world right up to the last couple minutes before nuclear war. Shithouse crazy? If you ask me, Castro's government learned to restrain him some, after that face off.

      Fidel had his good points, and his bad points, and he's not quite the demon that our government would like us all to believe. But he WAS shithouse crazy!

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    65. Re:It's a big deal by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, phantomfive - but I think that Sharklaser is speaking with a cultural background that you lack.

      Personally, I've never been to China. I've only met a few Chinese people. I don't like China because it is communist, and because they are working hard to steal American jobs, American tech, and they are working hard to dominate American interests.

      Despite my likes and dislikes, I've read enough to understand that Chinese culture has almost no resemblance to my own culture. The fact that I have traveled, seen other cultures, and due to the fact that my own relatives represented different cultures gives me some framework to understand what Sharklaser seems to be saying.

      The fact is, you don't just turn a culture upside down overnight, unless you enjoy chaos. People who have lived a certain way for generations simply aren't going to accept radical change in ten years, or even twenty.

      How many years have the women's libbers been working on their agenda? And, women still bitch about that "glass ceiling". Change doesn't happen overnight, or even within a lifetime. It takes centuries to make really big changes in a culture, UNLESS you're wiling to accept a lot of turmoil.

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    66. Re:It's a big deal by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Taking a brutal dictator seriously is exactly the wrong approach. I'd rather remember him as a supporting character in a lowbrow puppet comedy.

      No, now with Iraq out of the Axis Of Evil (TM), this is just a clever plot by the remaining Axis Of Evil (TM) members to draw attention away from the atrocities in Syria!

      Clever, clever little evildoers...

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    67. Re:It's a big deal by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I suggest you try running such a poor country and end starving.

      I swear to you I could do better than Kim Jong Il. I would start by allowing free speech, criticism of the government. That alone would make me a better leader.
       

      If you gave North Korea more permissive government, freedom of speech etc but by that same permissive government and your own failure to manage the logistics of a state the nation collapsed into mass chaos and lawlessness, bankruptcy and even worse starvation than it undergoes at present, then while the mass media of the world would probably praise your 'leadership' it wouldn't make it true.

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    68. Re:It's a big deal by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every country in history has been better than NK.

      Is that meant to be a statement of a fact, or a statement of an opinion? If the former, then what is the name of the deity that told you that? What makes their/your opinion more 'important' or 'correct' than everyone else's such that they/you can be 'correct' about a subjective matter?

      What makes slavery objectively wrong? Did the magical moral fairy tell you that? How do you know it's objectively wrong? Do you have evidence of that?

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    69. Re:It's a big deal by DrXym · · Score: 1

      North Korea's poverty was entirely self inflicted. It's surrounded by moderately to very prosperous neighbours and could have achieved prosperity if took the tinfoil hat off.

    70. Re:It's a big deal by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's that easy to go from totalitarian state to democracy short of a revolution. But what Kim Jong Il could have done is allowed a modicum of free trade to attract investment into the country, gone on a diplomatic charm offensive to thaw relations with neighbours, loosened up some of the more suppressive state policies and generally start acting like a sane country again. Russia and China both managed that much even while under communism. It may be that even after his rule were over the country would not be free but it would have certainly been happier, well fed and potentially ready to take a few more steps.

    71. Re:It's a big deal by zill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since China is a democratic country

      This earned a "(Score:5, Insightful)" on slashdot? Really? Wow.

      You have to remember that most Chinese actually positively agree about limiting free speech.

      Which is why they constantly speak of magical creatures like the River Crab, the Grass Mud Horse, and the Small Elegant Butterfly.

      Just try yelling fire in a crowded theater.

      I'm not aware of any US laws that prohibit the reporting of theater fires. Justice Holmes' actual words were "falsely shouting fire in a theater".

    72. Re:It's a big deal by rednip · · Score: 1

      I read your comment as 'Give the people a little freedom and all you get is chaos', but then remembered that I heard the same criticism of casual Fridays.

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    73. Re:It's a big deal by macraig · · Score: 1

      Is it such a stretch to see that Jong Il wasn't a l33t manipulator and that someone who is and lulls people into a false sense of something-or-other could get away with being worse than Jong Il? We kinda have that problem in the United States: we can't clearly SEE the Bad People and so we don't/can't plot their overthrow. It's all them damn carrots they're feeding us!

    74. Re:It's a big deal by Sique · · Score: 0

      This gets completely off-topic, but anyway...

      Most people in the U.S. don't even know how health care in Europe works.

      For once, it's generally not paid for by taxes. In Germany and in Austria, for instance, it works like this: If you are an employee, a predefined percentage of your income goes to the health care insurance, which has to provide a certain, legally defined coverage. Thus those health care insurers are called "gesetzliche Krankenversicherung" (legal health care insurance). The employer has to pay the same amount for you too (so in fact your real income is higher, and your health insurance premium is too, but in the end, it's just a play with numbers). Only if your monthly income is higher than a certain level, or if you are self-employed or running a business, you are not required to take legal health care insurance, you are free to either be not insured at all or have any coverage you see fit. Health care insurers, who provide those coverages are called "private Krankenversicherung" (private health care insurers).

      In Germany, there are about 100 insurers providing legal coverage, and you can freely choose between them. They take different percentages of your income (as stated above), ranging between 12% and 16%, right now (it can change over time). You can switch between insurers at will, with three month notice, and for the same premium the health care insurer offers to all its clients.

      In Austria, you can't freely choose. For each sector of the economy, there is a specialized health care insurer. Most employees will be covered by the Gebietskrankenkasse (regional health care provider), of which one exists in each federal state. Employees in the public sector for instance will be insured by the BVA (Insurer for Workers of the Public Sector). But the general system is the same.

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    75. Re:It's a big deal by SharkLaser · · Score: 2

      HE DID. Along others, there's lots of Thai and German companies working on projects, and they even have joint companies doing business outside North Korea. They just don't like to deal with US companies because of the hostile attitude and trade embargoes, you know.

    76. Re:It's a big deal by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Like monotheistic religion, it is an essential part of US culture and thinking that their way is the only correct way. Any viewpoint that differs significantly from what the US collectively - or its government - considers to be correct or normal is therefore wrong. Now, I know they are not alone in thinking this way, probably everyone does to one degree or another but in the US it seems to be particularly virulent, and they are a major economic, cultural and military force at the moment so their view is dominating.
      You have to understand that God himself came down and gave the US their constitution, and it is perfect. The problem with this of course is that very intelligent, but otherwise ordinary men drafted the document, it is subject to revision - and has been revised - and its something that they need to keep refining and protecting from introduced errors. However for many US citizens the Constitution seems to be a near holy object treated with undo reverence.
      A lot of Americans also seem to think that if you are a citizen of the US you are inherently superior to anyone else in the world. As in more deserving, more intelligent, a better person, superior to foreigners, more deserving of everything. Conversely, non-US citizens are inferior human beings with less rights, less intelligence, less value etc.

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    77. Re:It's a big deal by u38cg · · Score: 1

      A lowbrow puppet dictator with his finger on the nuclear button. You don't have to think he's special to know you need to take him seriously.

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    78. Re:It's a big deal by ChatHuant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Taking a brutal dictator seriously is exactly the wrong approach. I'd rather remember him as a supporting character in a lowbrow puppet comedy.

      That's nice, as long as neither you nor your family or friends can be touched by the ridiculous little man's army or secret police. If you lived in NK though, you'd take him much more seriously.
       
      Please understand - I'm not trying to criticize you; I just personally feel uneasy dismissing Kim with a laugh or a shrug from the safety of the USA, even though sometimes he seemed to make a special effort to build himself into a caricature. But then I remember some footage I saw on the BBC a few years ago, supposedly smuggled from NK, showing the summary executions of a few people from a small village and I don't really feel like laughing anymore.

    79. Re:It's a big deal by Pecisk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Perestroika didn't work, because Gorbachev, whatever his other qualities, was still a communist at heart, and never pushed the reforms far enough. Glasnost was however quite successful, and, IMHO, was a direct contributor to the fall of communism in Eastern Europe, and to the subsequent disollution of the USSR."

      Disclaimer: I'm from Eastern Europe, so I know a little bit what you talk about. Also I'm socialist by nature, but I don't believe in forced change, nor change forced upon someone, so I'm kinda torn always about this :)

      What I really don't like that we mix up terms, especially when talking about regimes. Russians like to mix Fascism with Nazism (which is very ironic taking into account that their country now is definitely Fascist by definition - look up for definition to understand what I'm talking about) when they talk about World War II and their struggle against Hitler.

      Also in my opinion what was in USSR after 1925 wasn't communism (before that there was just bloody chaos with both sides killing people like there's no tomorrow). It was totalitarianism with Bolshevist rule - and some socialist juice (like free medicine, stable work or social guarantees) thrown in. If fact all real old Marxists (still people with lot of blood on their hands, but they aimed to open Communist party and allow discussions and criticism) died in 1937 purges by hand of Stalin. After that it was mix of Russian nationalism (as "nation-unifier"), totalitarianism and elitism of one party elite.

      If we take bigger picture, most of killings weren't any way connected to Communism or people killed poised any threat to regime. For example big purges usually involved barbaric competition (who will kill most people to show it's dedication to leader) or getting rid of unpleasant people using atmosphere of mistrust and lies.

      (I suggest to read what actually community rule meant in Russia in 1905 - 1917, Stalinism era and other stuff. Wikipedia has good start material for this.)

      In nutshell - Gorbachev wasn't communist (I'm ready to bet that there were very few key people who actually believed it was possible to achieve in Communist party at that time already) as he was just a part of the this system, which tried to protect itself. However Perestroika didn't work due of other problems - actually reforms were too successful. They opened USSR too much and harsh reality of economics started to kick in. People were tired of promises and compromises between freedom and life quality and talking about changes (but with no any possibility trying them) was too much. Regime couldn't deliver what they wanted also because they had wasted all their money in arm competition with the West - and (ohh irony) in Afghanistan. Also only counteractions like famous unsuccessful August coup (or January OMON attacks) pushed people to support nationalists in their soviet republics to claim independence and separation because they understood quite good what would come.

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    80. Re:It's a big deal by St.Creed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The nukes were on Russian ships, the emplacement was paid for by Russia, and all the money came from Russia as well. I doubt Castro had much to say in how the crisis was resolved. Castro approved the plan to install them, but that's about as far as his involvement went. Everything else was decided directly between Moscow and Washington. You can check out the wikipedia page with the timelines for this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_missile_crisis

      I don't think he was crazy. I don't think he was a communist either. I just think he was someone who, like a lot of folks, started out the right way but somewhere ended up missing a turn and then took the road down to Hell - paved, as always, with numerous good intentions.

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    81. Re:It's a big deal by St.Creed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your attitude is shared by a lot of Chinese. However, if I ask them if they'd like everything they do on Weibo to be approved by a government official first, they say no. If I ask them if they want to know about the things that Weibo reports, they say yes. If I ask them: do you want corrupt government officials to be removed from power, they say yes. If I ask them: would you like to know that your cooking oil is poisonous and that your babies' milk contains melanin, killing him, they say yes.

      Basically they want free speech for those issues where it suits them. But it doesn't work that way, because the corrupt factory owners never appreciate free speech. So unless you get something we call "free speech", you are giving a blank cheque to those in power who want their corruption to remain secret.

      Remember: if an idea cannot stand criticism, it's probably because it's not as good as you thought it was.

      Now I have heard it said that people in the city think the peasants are easily incited by some people providing silly ideas (a la Falun Gong). But in most Western countries this type of thing is still illegal: see your own examples. No nation in the world has absolute free speech. But the Chinese should have the freedom to criticize what is going on. Because one thing is certain: the corrupt owners of factories and companies will not stop poisoning people, or putting up buildings that colllapse, or steal the land of the peasants, if noone can speak about it.

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    82. Re:It's a big deal by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      He never tried to improve his country. He imported for 700.000 dollars a year in Hennessey Cognac, drove around in a Mercedes, fucked a lot of women, who knew they and their family would die if they refused, and generally acted like an asshole. He may or may not have been a pedophile, but we cannot know that. However, given his character I'd not put it past him to have at least tried it.

      This, in a time when there was starvation in the country, with areas resorting to cannibalism. His focus on personal and military spending while everyone starved, his refusal to have anything to do with the rest of the world, even to accept aid, makes him a world-class scumbag. And good riddance.

      Anything he did to improve his country was at best an accidental side-effect of his other ambitions. And I couldn't point to a single thing that has improved in North Korea in the past years, so please, give it a try.

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    83. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you speak of the glass ceiling as if it's some thing representing a past that the current generation merely has problems adjusting to, as opposed to the reality of it's continued existence. That bolsters your point of course (and hey, like Heinlein said, women shouldn't want equality - it's not good enough)

    84. Re:It's a big deal by cochito · · Score: 0

      The battle for free speech is continuous. Everyone's trying to mod you down.

    85. Re:It's a big deal by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes, and obviously the only participant in the Cuban Missile Crisis was Castro, just being crazy. Nothing to do with the USSR or USA at all. Try reading some history.

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    86. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's that the Chinese people *want* to limit free speech. That's just the excuse put forth by the Communist Party because it reduces the amount of public criticism against the government. It's more like the people are OK with restrictions on speech; they just accept it because it's easier than trying to stand up to the government and say otherwise.

      But given the choice between having free speech or not, I'm positive that the majority would be in favor of it, especially so they could complain about the crappy job the Chinese government has been doing.

    87. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about granting free speech per se, but from time to time a dictator-for-life decides to voluntarily step down and hold elections. Depending on how much the people disliked that ruler, what kind of crimes they've committed, I believe at least a few of the ex-dictators have been thrown in prison or sent to the ICC for their past behavior.

      The lesson is that even if you're generous enough to grant free elections, if you were evil in the past you'd better leave the country just to be safe.

    88. Re:It's a big deal by ruemere · · Score: 2

      People who remember Tiananmen and Tibet would like to have a word with you.

      Regards,
      Ruemere

    89. Re:It's a big deal by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Sure it's undertaken various abortive token projects but nothing that remotely approaches the concept of free trade. Usually it's a "partnership" with some firm or country to build a resort, hotel, infrastructure which promptly flops, has its assets seized, or attracts appalling publicity and then flops and has its assets seized. A proper move to free trade would see trade brought to the masses, property de-collectivized, the rights for people to open businesses for profit, the import and export of goods on a large scale, the opening of stock exchanges, of banks, lenders, free travel etc. A few prominent and ultimately failed experiments don't cut it.

    90. Re:It's a big deal by ruemere · · Score: 1

      Try: millions of deaths. Three orders of magnitude higher.
      Otherwise, I totally agree with you.

      Regards,
      Ruemere

    91. Re:It's a big deal by Error27 · · Score: 0

      Actually it's pretty common that governments liberalize a little and the standard of life improves and then people overthrow the government. The collapse of the USSR is an example. There are tens of thousands of large scale protests in China every year and the number is rising.

      We're entering an interesting period of history. The US is on the brink of a new great depression. The EU is about to collapse. China is about to experience a revolution. Fascinating stuff.

    92. Re:It's a big deal by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not all cultures are equal; ones that crush individuals are inferior to those that promote equality.

      Whatever the good points of the US may be, equality is certainly not one of them, other than in the trivial "anyone has an equal opportunity to be President" sense.

      While I'm sure that most Americans would prefer freedom to become wealthy over equality of income, that doesn't mean they're necessarily 100% right and every other alternative is wrong.

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    93. Re:It's a big deal by RichardDeVries · · Score: 1

      For a brief and alternate explanation of the fire-in-a-crowded-theatre case, see the beginning of this video of the late Christopher Hitchens.

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    94. Re:It's a big deal by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Whereas, for further off-topic information, the UK does have a National Health Service paid for entirely out of taxes.

      At least until the Tories, sorry Coalition with Nick Clegg as a highly important member of the government, finally get round to dismantling it, because it is anti-competative and socialist.

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    95. Re:It's a big deal by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What? No, if you know of a case where free speech has caused problems, bring it up.

      Not that I agree with GP's point, but in the interest of completeness:

      Westboro Baptist Church.

    96. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they were right, weren't they?

    97. Re:It's a big deal by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      There are two reasons that Gorbachev's reforms failed. The first is because he fully intended to remain as head of government for most of the rest of his life (his intention was to reform the economic structure without making significant changes. other than personel, to the government). The second was that he failed to introduce rule of law (he, and certain other government officials, would remain above the law).

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    98. Re:It's a big deal by frisket · · Score: 1

      Like, it doesn't bother when a leader has people starving, and some in horrible prison camps, while he lives a life of luxury? That's not cool.

      You mean like in the USA?

    99. Re:It's a big deal by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Best of luck arguing, on slashdot, that the US isn't the best at anything and everything. If you say that (for example) Cuba has a good healthcare system, eveyone will just start with the "go and live in Stalinist Russia where you'ld be happy" posts, as though no other country does anything right.

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    100. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it's a lie? It's not like the sicko didn't have the ability to get away with things like that....

    101. Re:It's a big deal by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      This begs two questions. Is free speech a privilege, or a human right? Can a majority vote, in a well informed democracy, ethically suspend human rights? (Debate about whether the specific case of China (or North Korea) contains well informed voting party members is a separate question). Is there a different answer if it's a republic making the decision?

      I believe free speech is a human right* and that it is inherently unethical to suspend human rights by majority vote. (I'd bet there's even some days something like that could happen in the US, say that 51% of the people supported euthanization of a Congress unable to produce a budget). (Just picking a whimsical future example - hopefully we've learned to do better than our historical examples).

      *Note that shouting "Fire!" in a theater doesn't get you arrested, well convicted, on free speech grounds. Current law states that speech has to incite immediate lawless action to be illegal. Now if someone is hurt (physically, financially, emotionally, etc...) by your actions you will more than likely be arrested and convicted for that action (like manslaughter). The dancing question is sort of weird. It's expression, not speech, so it sort of gets to piggy back on the First Amendment. I suspect that particular decision is more about competing freedoms (freedom of an American to meditate at a monument or memorial). The judge (in the earlier case) did state that dancing outside of the memorial would be ok. Also - in the subsequent case I'd bet that the dancers could have managed their protest if they had done whatever the proper organized protest paperwork that the park service has, but I don't really understand the decision all the way through. Of course, I am not a lawyer and nobody should take the above as legal advice.

    102. Re:It's a big deal by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Which part of "party to" did you fail to understand? DUHHH!!! He was indeed PART OF the problem. Nowhere did I imply that he was solely responsible for the crisis, now did I?

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    103. Re:It's a big deal by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I think that I will just agree to disagree with you. I don't think that Castro was a more or less innocent bystander. He was rightfully pissed at the United States, and was happy to grab hold of an opportunity to get back at the US.

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    104. Re:It's a big deal by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Which, when you look at it is a very tiny problem. You should be more concerned you that you have a decent bath mat than you should be about the WBC.

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    105. Re:It's a big deal by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      This begs two questions: is free speech a human right? and can a well informed voting democracy ethically suspend human rights?

    106. Re:It's a big deal by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any US laws that prohibit the reporting of theater fires. Justice Holmes' actual words were "falsely shouting fire in a theater".

      And the decision making that illegal was struck down by Brandenburg vs. Ohio.

    107. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Korea have free speech

      Unless you want to say something nice about North Korea, which is still illegal in South Korea.

      http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/south-korea-praising-north-korea-illegal-15102243

    108. Re:It's a big deal by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      ...How do you expect democracy to function without free speech?

      I would find it a very interesting experiment to set up a direct democracy where no political discourse was allowed. Allow the rest of education, science, and philosophy, but force every vote to be made by an individual to be based solely on his or her understanding of the event in the context of his or her knowledge. It's plausible that such blinded votes could reach better conclusions (statistically) than with discussion and persuasion.

      In some ways China is a subset of the above thought experiment (limited franchise/party, non direct democracy). Science is mostly free speech, history and philosophy are more limited).

    109. Re:It's a big deal by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Me, yes. But I am a dark-dwelling recluse who does my level best to be as affected as little as humanly possible by the outside world. I imagine they are a larger problem to the people they troll.

      The big cost of "freedom of speech" is that you have to let idiots talk.

    110. Re:It's a big deal by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Jane Fonda, you sure have an interesting Slashdot username.

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    111. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since China is a democratic country...

      Wait, China is a democracy? Since when?

      Oops, I got suckered by a troll. My bad.

    112. Re:It's a big deal by tomthepom · · Score: 1

      I don't like China because it is communist,.

      those evil anti-capitalist commies.....

      and because they are working hard to steal American jobs, American tech, and they are working hard to dominate American interests.

      ..competing with America on the global capitalist market and, er, winning.

    113. Re:It's a big deal by operagost · · Score: 1, Informative

      The problem is that I could give you many, many examples of pleasant capitalistic countries, but there is not one-- not one-- pleasant communist country. Cuba comes closest, only because they are NK-lite in that some of their programs work on some level instead of being 100% facade. But Haiti is about the worst example. Since you obviously were born yesterday, I'll point out that Haiti in the last 30 years overthrew a hereditary dictatorship, created a constitutional government, had to throw out a president who fixed elections and had people killed, then suffered a nasty spate of hurricanes, and finally had a large earthquake hit their capital (and largest) city. All through this, they've been struggling with the highest rate of AIDS in the world. If you want to somehow pull a post hoc and claim that this is all the fault of capitalism, I'll go get my popcorn.

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    114. Re:It's a big deal by operagost · · Score: 1

      Name-calling isn't criticism, it's a personal attack. Being able to even criticize leaders would be an improvement in China and NK.

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    115. Re:It's a big deal by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      Since China is a democratic country, shouldn't they be able to decide it themselves, without US trying to manipulate?

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

      inalienable/inlnbl/
      Adjective: Unable to be taken away from or given away by the possessor: "inalienable human rights".

      Unlike many of the things people throw around as being something the US was founded on the protection of human rights was basically the first one out of the box. If you believe people have inalienable rights it is morally bankrupt to not speak up when you see others being denied them. And I don't pretend the US has been perfect, we've ignored these ideals repeatedly, and not just recently but going back to practically the day the declaration of independence was signed, that still doesn't make it right.

    116. Re:It's a big deal by koreys · · Score: 1

      I'm So Ronery........ So ronery........... So ronery and sadry arone............ There's no one Just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work rearry hard and make up great prans But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems like no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery A rittle ronery Poor rittle me There's nobody I can rerate to Feel rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sihry But not rearry Because it's fihring my body with rage I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit But nobody else seems to rearize it When I change the world maybe they'll notice me But until then I'rr just be ronery...... Rittle ronery, poor rittle me........... I'm so ronery ..........

    117. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Sorry, phantomfive - but I think that Sharklaser is speaking with a cultural background that you lack.

      No he doesn't. He seems to have picked up his ideas of China from random blogs, and from Slashdot (since Slashdot is the only source he cited). I am gratified to see you have a relatively low UID, which leads me to deduce you are not Yet Another Sharklaser Sockpuppet.

      Personally, I've never been to China. I've only met a few Chinese people.

      I have. I speak Chinese, and I work with Chinese people every day.

      Saying Asian cultures can't handle free speech is insulting. It is more insulting, to the point of naivete, when you realize many Asian countries DO have free speech, including Taiwan, which from a cultural standpoint is more traditionally Chinese than China (they still study and respect Confucius in school, have a more traditional writing system, etc).

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    118. Re:It's a big deal by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You really should go read the first paragraph ... where it explicitly states that falsely shouting fire in a theater is the point and is punishable.

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    119. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If I could, I would so mod you up. That last sentence is excellent.

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    120. Re:It's a big deal by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Like, it doesn't bother when a leader has people starving, and some in horrible prison camps, while he lives a life of luxury? That's not cool.

      You mean like in the USA?

      Clearly, you use a logarithmic scale when you do your comparisons.

    121. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You really think there is some politician in the US who is as bad as Kim Jong Il?

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    122. Re:It's a big deal by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Americans aren't exactly all behind the free speech wagon either.

      In the wake of 9/11, over half of Americans surveyed said free speech should be restricted, especially on the press (in the context of criticizing the new war on terror).

      That's not even recent; a 1987 survey said the same thing (assuming the post-date is correct for a digitized article).

      A survey of American youth in 2005 isn't encouraging either.

      So while by law America has free speech and China does not, a large percentage of citizens from both countries believe free speech should be restricted in some way.

    123. Re:It's a big deal by pclminion · · Score: 2

      No, if you know of a case where free speech has caused problems, bring it up.

      Fox News. A cesspit of hyperbole and exaggeration, biased to one side of the spectrum, which encourages active hatred of fellow Americans. Highly destructive.

    124. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Do you also feel that way about Daily Kos?

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    125. Re:It's a big deal by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I agree with phantomfive, that humans can easily wrap their brains around the ability to operate without internal self-censoring. In fact, they generally tend to operate more efficiently in that configuration.

      Also, you raise the separate issue of the glass ceiling. It is unfortunately a biological fact that a female employee may decide to procreate, and generally this results in the disruption of her service in the workplace. A male employee procreating does not (although there have been "paternal leave" instituted more recently, it's for a shorter duration and is not as physically and emotionally draining on the new father as it is on the mother, what with post-partum depression, breast feeding, and the associated hormonal changes). I think that it's good that women are making purposeful steps towards equalization, but until our biology changes, men and women will continue to have differently-ranked skill sets.

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    126. Re:It's a big deal by wed128 · · Score: 1

      whoosh?

    127. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt Castro had much to say in how the crisis was resolved.

      You are correct in that Castro didn't have much saying. You are wrong by thinking he wasn't crazy enough to ask the soviets to start a nuclear war:
      http://www.historyofcuba.com/history/Crisis/Cltr-2.htm
      "At this time I want to convey to you briefly my personal opinion. If the second variant is implemented and the imperialists invade Cuba with the goal of occupying it, the danger that that aggressive policy poses for humanity is so great that following that event the Soviet Union must never allow the circumstances in which the imperialists could launch the first nuclear strike against it."

    128. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Since China is a democratic country..."

      Perhaps in the same sense as the "Democratic" People's Republic of Korea is. Saying the word and having a functional democracy are two very different things.

    129. Re:It's a big deal by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      However for many US citizens the Constitution seems to be a near holy object treated with undo reverence.

      That's correct, we did manage to repeal the 18th Amendment; I hold in high regard the ability to undo the damage. (Yes, I realize you meant "undue", and thought you might like the veal.)

      A lot of Americans also seem to think that if you are a citizen of the US you are inherently superior to anyone else in the world. As in more deserving, more intelligent, a better person, superior to foreigners, more deserving of everything. Conversely, non-US citizens are inferior human beings with less rights, less intelligence, less value etc.

      As an American I can sadly say that I was raised this way, and "thought" (although it wasn't so much a conscious decision) that "third world countries and peoples" were not able to think as well as residents of this country. Which is a truly disgusting way of looking at the world and I'm glad that I've since learned to think differently. Having been married to a Brazilian helped a great deal in that regard, although I would not recommend marriage to anyone, having experienced it.

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    130. Re:It's a big deal by pclminion · · Score: 1

      You see? We're being conditioned to hate each other. You asked for an example of problems caused by free speech. I gave one. You responded by making an assumption about my political bent and challenging me to defend myself. Okay, fine. Daily Kos? Don't know, haven't read it. From what I've heard though, it's probably equally putrid. So how about Fox News and Daily Kos as my examples, does that make you feel better?

    131. Re:It's a big deal by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      First paragraph of what? Brandenburg vs. Ohio's Wikipedia article outline the Supreme Court's decision which clearly states that the government can not outlaw (or prosecute) speech (even speech promoting violence) unless it is directed to and immediately incite "imminent lawless action."

      Schenck vs. United States is the original case in which the falsely shouting fire example comes from, but again this decision was overturned by the Brandenburg vs. Ohio decision. In that later decision, Justice Douglas wrote directly about the false fire example and stated that it may be the only style of event where speech might be successfully prosecuted as the speech itself is "brigaded with action." No definite there, probably take another Supreme Court decision to iron out the specifics, and chances are that the prosecution would be smart enough to stick to other charges to avoid the ambiguity and uncertainty (damages arising from the action, manslaughter, etc...). (Excerpt below).

      Justice Douglas's concurrence reflected the absolutist position that only he and Black ever fully subscribed to, namely that the phrase "no law" in the First Amendment ought to be interpreted very literally, and that all speech is immune from prosecution, regardless of the governmental interests advanced in suppressing some particular instance of speech. He briefly traced the history of the clear and present danger test, illustrating how it had been used over the years since its debut in Schenck to dismiss dozens of what Douglas viewed as legitimate First Amendment claims.

      A short but interesting section of Douglas's opinion indicated that he might be open to allowing the government greater latitude in controlling speech during time of "declared war" (making clear that he was not referring to the then-current Vietnam War), although he only phrased that possibility in terms of doubt (as opposed to his certainty that the clear and present danger test was irreconcilable with the First Amendment during time of peace).

      Douglas also pointed out the legitimate role of symbolic speech in First Amendment doctrine, using examples of a person ripping up a Bible to celebrate the abandonment of his faith or tearing a copy of the Constitution in order to protest a Supreme Court decision, and assailed the previous term's United States v. O'Brien, 391 U.S. 367 (1968), which had allowed for the prosecution of a man for burning his draft card. In all these situations, Douglas argued, an action was a vital way of conveying a certain message, and thus the action itself deserved First Amendment protection.

      Finally, Douglas dealt with the classic example of a man "falsely shouting fire in a theater and causing a panic." In order to explain why someone could be legitimately prosecuted for this, Douglas called it an example in which "speech is brigaded with action." In the view of Douglas and Black, this was probably the only sort of case in which a person could be prosecuted for speech.

    132. Re:It's a big deal by hazah · · Score: 1

      this does not make any sense either way you turn it.

    133. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To suggest that free speech "caused" Westboro Baptist Church is like suggesting that your oncologist "caused" the tumor he found.

    134. Re:It's a big deal by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Since China is a democratic country, shouldn't they be able to decide it themselves, without US trying to manipulate?

      Free speech is the one thing that I would answer no to that question. I'd be ok with people deciding for themselves the merits of murder over deciding whether or not to allow free speech. Why? Because you can't decide anything if given incomplete information, and that's what denying free speech allows a government to do. None of their decisions they make are valid if they can't hear the arguments and facts from all sides.

      Besides, free speech in Western world is relative too. Just try yelling fire in a crowded theater. Or dance around a monument in US. [wtop.com]

      I agree, and that's a huge problem in the west right now that we need to fix.

    135. Re:It's a big deal by koreys · · Score: 1

      I'm So Ronery........ So ronery........... So ronery and sadry arone............ There's no one Just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work rearry hard and make up great prans But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems like no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery A rittle ronery Poor rittle me There's nobody I can rerate to Feel rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sihry But not rearry Because it's fihring my body with rage I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit But nobody else seems to rearize it When I change the world maybe they'll notice me But until then I'rr just be ronery...... Rittle ronery, poor rittle me........... I'm so ronery ..........

    136. Re:It's a big deal by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      What? No, if you know of a case where free speech has caused problems, bring it up.

      Not that I agree with GP's point, but in the interest of completeness:

      Westboro Baptist Church.

      Well, whether or not they cause problems is arguable. I think the fact that people don't just ignore them causes problems. Let the WBC speak their bullshit, they have the right to. We, on the other hand, have the right to not listen.

      The best single way to handle the WBC is with more free speech. Look up the counter-protests people have organized, the comic-con one being one of my favorite examples. People turn an offensive hate speech event into a hilarious ridiculing of the WBC's bigoted views. The thing about allowing free speech is that we allow the truth to actually shine through. We don't need to be afraid of bigoted morons speaking their mind because their arguments are weak.

    137. Re:It's a big deal by theskipper · · Score: 1

      Not always. For millenia, Alaskans have fiercely defended their belief that Africa is indeed a country. It's a proud tradition upheld by only the most patriotic of its constituents. Righteous battles have been fought over this issue and surely the blessed pro-country advocates will be victorious once again.

      http://wonkette.com/404207/sarah-palin-thought-africa-was-a-country-not-a-continent

    138. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be time to think about investing in a new keyboard.

    139. Re:It's a big deal by cobrausn · · Score: 1

      I don't really consider it a problem. I consider it a test of our commitment to the very idea of free speech.

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    140. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing about allowing free speech is that we allow the truth to actually shine through. We don't need to be afraid of bigoted morons speaking their mind because their arguments are weak.

      Except when the bigoted morons are in positions of power to make/change the law. Then be afraid, be very afraid.

    141. Re:It's a big deal by DesScorp · · Score: 0

      Why go to that horrible socialist country when you could go to the capitalist paradise that is Haiti?

      This is one of the silliest things I've ever seen posted on Slashdot. Calling Haiti a "capitalist paradise" is a lie, and a blatant one at that. Even calling Haiti a "Laissez Faire" country is a lie. Haiti isn't in a state of decay and anarchy because of capitalism. They're in a state of decay and anarchy because they have a history of corrupt dictators and recently had a natural disaster that pretty much destroyed everything. Free people and free markets depend upon a small number of laws protecting property rights and individual freedoms. Countries like Haiti either don't have them or simply ignore them. Calling Haiti a capitalist paradise (or Somalia, the other stupid-yet-false example that often floats around the web) is like saying that Detroit is a model city.

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    142. Re:It's a big deal by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      China is a perfect example. They're slowly going towards free speech, but they can't make that change overnight. It would cause turmoil in the country. You have to remember that most Chinese actually positively agree about limiting free speech. Since China is a democratic country, shouldn't they be able to decide it themselves, without US trying to manipulate?

      One, free speech isn't coming to China... not quickly or slowly. It ain't coming at all. Second, when did China become a democratic country? I must have missed this, as it's still officially a one-party state.

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    143. Re:It's a big deal by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Best of luck arguing, on slashdot, that the US isn't the best at anything and everything. If you say that (for example) Cuba has a good healthcare system, eveyone will just start with the "go and live in Stalinist Russia where you'ld be happy" posts, as though no other country does anything right.

      Oh please. It's usually closer to the opposite of your case: how the US sucks and is the cause of the world's problems. We have bad health care, we're a theocracy, etc etc. There's not a lot of Rah Rah for America here. Be honest.

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    144. Re:It's a big deal by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Not saying I think Castro was a saint or anything but reading that doesn't make him sound evil. He's basically saying that if the US invaded the Russians better hit first. This makes a kind of sense as at that time a first strike gave you your best chance of having some remnant of your nation survive the war. Not all that great but better than a retaliatory strike after your country is laid waste.

    145. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Melamine. Not melanin. Melanin is a cellular pigment. Melamine is a plastic feedstock chemical.

    146. Re:It's a big deal by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It would cause turmoil in the country.

      If allowing free speech will "cause turmoil" in the country, I dare say that the turmoil in question will not be a bad thing at all.

      Since China is a democratic country, shouldn't they be able to decide it themselves, without US trying to manipulate?

      You can't properly decide on political issues without having freedom of political (at the very least) speech, because you simply don't get the information needed to meaningfully decide. Freedom of political speech is a prerequisite for democracy.

      Besides, free speech in Western world is relative too. Just try yelling fire in a crowded theater.

      I wonder if you know where "fire in the crowded theater" comes from - it's from a misguided U.S. Supreme Court decision which supported the right of government to jail a person for "sedition" for protesting conscription during WW1. If you read the decision, it basically amounts to "how dare you, you treacherous commie scum". It was since replaced by much more stringent check on what is a reasonable limit on free speech.

    147. Re:It's a big deal by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      I think he was really cool guy too. Too bad because I was planning on visiting North Korea and now these news kinda ruin my trip. Interesting to see what happens next year there tho, maybe it's still worth the trip.

      Any sufficiently advanced idiocy is indistinguishable from trolling. (and vice versa)

      He may or may not have been trolling/joking, but just a short while ago, a spokesman for the Communist Part USA said... with a straight face.. that North Korea was a great place for a vacation. So I don't know, maybe the CPUSA staff have a Slashdot account.

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    148. Re:It's a big deal by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Taking a brutal dictator seriously is exactly the wrong approach. I'd rather remember him as a supporting character in a lowbrow puppet comedy. I won't bother to post the YouTube link, since there's already two or three up here.

      The guy had a fanatical army and a nuke program. And he was constantly attacking his neighbor to the south. Remember the shelling of the South Korean island? The sinking of their warship? Kim Jong ll regularly had people from the south kidnapped.

      To say "Aww, just ignore him and he'll go away" is pretty silly.

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    149. Re:It's a big deal by zill · · Score: 1

      There's really no point in teaching someone the "imminent lawless action" test when they still believe the "clear and present danger" test is still in effect. There's even less point when they can't even quote the "clear and present danger" test properly. GP was trolling, simple as that. He's not interested in learning the boundaries of free speech in the US so I didn't bother enlightening him.

    150. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have never heard of the electoral college?

    151. Re:It's a big deal by macraig · · Score: 1

      You really think there is some politician in the US who is as bad as Kim Jong Il?

      Inside his head, in terms of what he would like to do if he believed he could get away with it... absolutely. We have a bunch of wannabe tyrants like that. They still get away with a lot - do you follow YRO here? - simply because they're far more skilled at manipulation than Jong Il was. They continually test their skills and our limits, trying to get away with more abuses without us noticing the knife. They WANT to behave like Jong Il, but fear of us keeps them vaguely in check. Why didn't Jong Il fear similarly his own people? I dunno... less personal gun ownership? It's a good thing that we have and can maintain their fear of us, scant as it is. If we stop engendering that fear we'll wind up with our own Kim Jong Il here. Many decades ago Ray Bradbury imagined a theocracy controlling the United States.

    152. Re:It's a big deal by LeadTech · · Score: 1

      I've never met an adult who actually believes that Africa is a country and not a continent. Everyone knows what he meant by Africa, clarification shouldn't have been needed. Here's a hint: The concept of Africa is not a foreign one for Americans. For many obvious reasons.

    153. Re:It's a big deal by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Woops - you're right. Freudian slip? :)

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    154. Re:It's a big deal by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      In nutshell - Gorbachev wasn't communist (I'm ready to bet that there were very few key people who actually believed it was possible to achieve in Communist party at that time already

      One thing worth noting is that the whole perestroika business was originally going under the slogan of "returning to Leninist norms" - hence freedom of speech, democratic political reforms etc. Indeed, there are quite a few who call Gorbachev "the last true communist" because of that.

    155. Re:It's a big deal by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      It was a joke. North Korea and Syria are connected only by their common ties to Iran.

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    156. Re:It's a big deal by Millennium · · Score: 1

      I think he was really cool guy too.

      Let me guess: eh starves peasants and doesn't afraid of anything?

    157. Re:It's a big deal by Millennium · · Score: 1

      A good dictator is better than a good democracy, because the dictator is more easily able to get things done. But for exactly the same reason, a bad dictator is many, many orders of magnitude worse than a bad democracy. This, ultimately, is why we have democracies: not to get the best government, but to avert the worst.

      Not everyone deserves to state their views because frankly, they are just too stupid or uneducated for that privilege.

      Sure, but they get to state their views anyway, just like everyone else. Why? Because the moment we allow authority to silence anyone, we give them the framework they need to silence anyone. Nothing is worth that cost.

    158. Re:It's a big deal by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

      How is Haiti a capitalist paradise? Paradise for a capitalist is a stable state capable of providing working infrastructure, rule of law and the protection of private property and contracts. Haiti has none of that stuff.

    159. Re:It's a big deal by miserere+nobis · · Score: 1

      Can a majority vote, in a well informed democracy, ethically suspend human rights?

      Most definitely not, and the reason is that anything which is truly a right can never be taken away by someone other than the owner of that right. It doesn't matter one whit whether the persons taking rights are part of a majority or not. You can only waive your own rights, you can't vote away someone else's.

    160. Re:It's a big deal by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Furthermore it denies the obvious reality that many Asian countries actually do have free speech.

      Yes but their free speech comes with the concept of honor & responsibility... ie: situations like Westboro Baptist Church do not happen, even if the letter of the law allows it...

      I'm not saying this is the case with any culture moving towards free speech at the moment, but I can see how citizens of countries with many nutjob fundamentalist groups might actually want restrictions in place...

    161. Re:It's a big deal by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      Ooh, check this one out: The UK: no referendum on Europe. Check. No referendum on Iraq. Check. no referendum on Afghanistan. Check. To quote directly from a Nigerian acquaintance: "I have been to one hundred seven countries from South America to the Far East, and Britain ranks as the least democratic country I have yet set foot in."

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    162. Re:It's a big deal by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Voting without understanding the issue seems like a pretty dumb concept to me.

      The real problem is politicians who make huge grandiose claims during elections and then are allowed to pull 180s as soon as they win. In my mind not doing what you promised (or worse, doing the opposite of what you promised) without a hell of a good justification should be grounds for impeachment.

      But of course there's the age-old problem of who would implement that? When you're in a system where the people who can really make change happen are the same people who stand to lose the most, well.. the changes don't happen, even if the overall benefit to society would be huge.

    163. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Your hate is coming from yourself. I don't hate you, Fox News, or Dailykos, though I do find them humorous from time to time.

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    164. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yes but their free speech comes with the concept of honor & responsibility... ie: situations like Westboro Baptist Church do not happen, even if the letter of the law allows it...

      Honor & Responsibility? You have a high view of Asia that I'm not sure always matches them. I think it's more accurate to say, for example in Taiwan, that there is no one like the Westboro Baptist Church because everyone would feel completely idiotic to be that dumb. Just like they'd feel completely idiotic to appear on a Viagra or Prevasure commercial.

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    165. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Inside his head, in terms of what he would like to do if he believed he could get away with it... absolutely. We have a bunch of wannabe tyrants like that.

      Really? Which politician are you thinking of specifically?

      Many decades ago Ray Bradbury imagined a theocracy controlling the United States.

      Which book? I'm not familiar with that work of Mr Bradbury.

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    166. Re:It's a big deal by macraig · · Score: 1

      Not thinking of anyone specifically, rather the general behavior of corporate officers and Congressmen, the types who would aggressively shove ACTA and SOPA and Patriot Acts down our throats with as little public debate as possible. There's the likes of Kucinich and Paul and Wyden to oppose them at least. Haven't you seen the pattern in the last decade? These are people who would strip us of everything if they get the chance. Psychologically they're more cunning versions of Jong Il.

      I seem to have recalled the wrong author: it was Robert Heinlein and it was his very first novella, 'If This Goes On ---'.

    167. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      These are people who would strip us of everything if they get the chance. Psychologically they're more cunning versions of Jong Il.

      No, I don't think so. I have never met a senator or representative or other politician who gives any indication that he wants to oppress Americans. They may do actions that (from their point of view) accidentally have that effect, but (from their point of view) they are not trying to. They all believe in liberty and justice for all. Kim Jong Il clearly didn't. Which is why I asked if you had anyone specific in mind, it would be interesting to me if you found a politician who was actively trying to oppress Americans.

      I seem to have recalled the wrong author: it was Robert Heinlein and it was his very first novella, 'If This Goes On ---'.

      Oh, right.

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    168. Re:It's a big deal by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I interpreted your post as being sarcastic. If it wasn't, I apologize for misunderstanding you.

      If you were being sarcastic, stop it. The existence of [extremist position A] doesn't make [extremist position opposite to A] acceptable.

    169. Re:It's a big deal by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I wasn't being sarcastic. But neither Fox News nor Daily Kos causes hate unless people are willing to accept it. Anyone can talk, but we choose who we listen to (and let's be honest, only a small portion of the country watches Fox News regularly. Like maybe 5%, being extremely generous).

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    170. Re:It's a big deal by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      People have been poking fun of dictators and monsters for centuries. If you think about it, there's just no good reason to even tolerate these people, but it happens. The Three Stooges poked merciless fun at Hitler.

      Maybe it's a kind of healing mechanism, to make light of a truly horrible situation. Maybe it's important to belittle these people, so they will not be revered, but remembered instead as tyrants and jokes.

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    171. Re:It's a big deal by xero314 · · Score: 1

      [The Chinese] are working hard to steal American jobs, American tech, and they are working hard to dominate American interests.

      Don't blame China for this. The Chinese are trying to creating employment for their people. Americans on the other hand are doing everything they can to ship their employment and capital out of their own country and into the hands of others, with china being one of the main benefactors. China does not need to work hard to dominate American interest, the Americans are very happy to hand it over on a silver platter.

      I don't like China because it is communist

      I can't say I know why you personally hate China, but it's not because they are Communist, since they are not. I live for the day that this fallacy stops being repeated.

    172. Re:It's a big deal by Danga · · Score: 1

      Haha the old "Fox News is EVIL" rant. Please go on foxnews.com right now and bring up a story that encourages active hatred of fellow Americans, I dare you. If they are "highly destructive" then this should be an easy task. Do not mistake political disagreements as hatred though. It is funny how people like you think one of the ONLY right leaning news sources is "biased" while nearly all other news sources are left leaning. Yes, that makes you a hypocrite, learn to respect free speech even if it hurts your poor little feelings or disagrees with you.

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    173. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's laugh worthy in the extreme and so is that little piss ant of a country. People get the government they deserve so the NK people have the government they deserve and they also deserve the fruits of that government. Who am I or anyone to go into another country to fix their problems? Yes, what a government does is the fault of it's citizens so I shed no tear for what they suffer.

    174. Re:It's a big deal by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      People have been poking fun of dictators and monsters for centuries. If you think about it, there's just no good reason to even tolerate these people, but it happens.

      Well, as long as it doesn't eclipse the reality of the person or regime's actions, laughter is a good response - moreover, it's the most frustrating reaction dictators of the world can get; any and all of them would much prefer to be a subject of fear or respect in other countries.
       
       

      The Three Stooges poked merciless fun at Hitler.

       
      For laughter at Hitler's expense, I believe Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" has no equal :).

    175. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some think that northern NK has reverted to cannibalism. I really think healthcare is low on their list of issues.

      If they eat the sick people, that solves 2 problems.

    176. Re:It's a big deal by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Please - I did not use the word "hate" in my post. I said what I meant. "I don't like China". There are countries that I really like, there are countries that I like less, and there are countries that I don't like. Same thing here in the states. I really like some states, I like others less, and there are a couple that I don't like much. No hatred implied.

      The fact is, of those few Chinese people that I've met, I've liked most of them. Only one came across as some kind of an asshole, and another seemed to be from another world. The rest? We got along fine.

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    177. Re:It's a big deal by Full+Metal+Jackass · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you know that the majority of Chinese would like to continue to have their free speech repressed when they don't have the free speech to express the opposing view?

    178. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wager it's the same way outsiders insist that the majority of Chinese would like free speech.

      I'm not saying it's bad to care for the well being of others, but I think people are crossing the line to the be like overbearing parents who try to do all the thinking for other people, for quote unquote their own good.

    179. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote the great Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H, "It's either laugh or scream."

    180. Re:It's a big deal by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      China is a democratic country just like our elected representatives accurately portray the will of their constitutes .

    181. Re:It's a big deal by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      I love the term "women still bitch about ___" I love it like I love watching people argue and seeing car accidents. One of those things you look at from a far and cringe, muttering "that's gunna do no good".

    182. Re:It's a big deal by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Please go on foxnews.com right now and bring up a story that encourages active hatred of fellow Americans, I dare you.

      Okay. Let's see what's on the front of Fox right now: Good Idea? Taking Kids Out of School to Travel. First comment in the comment section:

      Until schools are controlled by the public sector i encourage parents to take them on vacation early because the only thing they will be missing out on is the communist manifesto. And god forbid if you look at a teacher they might suspend you for sexual harassment.

      A nice little article immediately becomes a rant about Communism. Because schools teach Communism.

      Another story currently on the front page of Fox: News International Reportedly Pays 7 More Phone Hacking Victims. Second comment:

      The lefties always say they want justice, not money.. But, when they get offered enough money then they take it and run ... It's just a way to get money without working for it ..

      We're not talking about News International, the topic is "lefties!"

      Another: Experimental Malaria Vaccine Shows Early Promise. First comment:

      Headline should read: Experimental Obozo Vaccine Shows Early Promise Of Defeat in 2012

      Shall I go on?

    183. Re:It's a big deal by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? Is slavery okay if it takes place in the context of a different culture? Only idiots accept relativism.

      Depending on the context, I would say, yes. There's the whole story (I can't say that I've verified it but if true, great) where they had slavery in Biblical times, which sometimes was applied to work off a debt that one couldn't pa. The servitude was of limited duration but involuntary, so you can call it slavery.

      Having taken two actual college classes about this sort of thing (Language and Culture & Sociolinguistics, which basically ended up being about the differences between cultures more than about language per se) I suppose I'm disbarred from this conversation, but there are a lot of good points to the cultural relativism you so casually dismiss.

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    184. Re:It's a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A comment is not a new story. I guess you keep digging for anything to support your lies. Why not make shit up like you did about the Catholic church being anti-HPV vaccinations.
       
      I can go to MSNBC or any other list of news sites and find comments about "teh teabaggerzzzz!!!!onehundredeleven"... would that make a fucks worth of difference? I hope not or you're a total tool being drug along by his ballsack.

    185. Re:It's a big deal by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Not everyone deserves to state their views because frankly, they are just too stupid or uneducated for that privilege.

      Well then, it's a good thing you are here to decide who is worthy of enjoying this privilege.

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  4. Hmmm by JimboFBX · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports."

    The newspaper continued... "We aren't sure which blow dart hit him but it was probably both"

    1. Re:Hmmm by mjwx · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports."

      The newspaper continued... "We aren't sure which blow dart hit him but it was probably both"

      That's what the papers said, we all know in truth he died from rownriness.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look, don't be an idiot and make fun of Asians and their general problems speaking proper English. I'm pretty sure you'd sound like an idiot when trying to speak an Asian language.

      Besides - it's just razy lacism.

    3. Re:Hmmm by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's what the papers said, we all know in truth he died from rownriness.

      You know the joke is that Koreans can say the 'L' sound, it is the Japanese who don't use it in their own language. Like a lot of that film is was supposed to show up the general ignorance of Americans about the world, but I suppose it was a bit too subtle and the joke whooshed over people's heads. Don't feel too bad though, most British people didn't get it either.

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    4. Re:Hmmm by mjwx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Look, don't be an idiot and make fun of Asians and their general problems speaking proper English. I'm pretty sure you'd sound like an idiot when trying to speak an Asian language.

      Besides - it's just razy lacism.

      Erm, its a joke from Team America, you know, that comedy movie.

      As a person who speaks Thai, yes I know there are a lot of sounds that are very difficult to get, not to mention getting your head and tongue around the tonal part of the language, mai is a common word, it has five meanings depending on if it's said in high, low, mid, rising or falling tones. Compared to Thai, Korean is a very simple language so dont preach to me sunshine.

      Oh and please stop being such a humourless git.

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    5. Re:Hmmm by mjwx · · Score: 1

      That's what the papers said, we all know in truth he died from rownriness.

      You know the joke is that Koreans can say the 'L' sound, it is the Japanese who don't use it in their own language. Like a lot of that film is was supposed to show up the general ignorance of Americans about the world, but I suppose it was a bit too subtle and the joke whooshed over people's heads. Don't feel too bad though, most British people didn't get it either.

      I got it, its just a funny part of the movie with the song and all. The whole thing is a piss take on the US, to the credit of most Americans they took it in their stride.

      Yep, a lot of languages use sounds that others dont. I dont speak Japanese, but Thai does have an R and L sound, however a lot of people who mainly speak local dialects (mostly around the North where it's mixed with Lao or Khmer) transpose the R and L sounds in English as they dont use the R sound very much. They can pronounce them correctly when they try but more often then not they'll slip up because its not the language they use every day.

      Westerners, English speakers or otherwise have trouble with Thai pronunciations, the "pb" sound in particular, "kh" is a bit easier but a lot of people still have trouble. By the same token Thais often have trouble with sounds like "ke" and "ve" so a word like "like" becomes "liee" (e is pronounced) or Cake becoming "cak" or "kek".

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    6. Re:Hmmm by Inda · · Score: 2

      The rest of us thought it was funny

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    7. Re:Hmmm by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sure, I wasn't attacking you personally, just making a general point.

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    8. Re:Hmmm by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Oh, purlease, Korean is just a debased dialect of Japanese. Korea is de facto Japan's 48th prefecture.
















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    9. Re:Hmmm by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's what the papers said, we all know in truth he died from rownriness.

      You know the joke is that Koreans can say the 'L' sound, it is the Japanese who don't use it in their own language. Like a lot of that film is was supposed to show up the general ignorance of Americans about the world, but I suppose it was a bit too subtle and the joke whooshed over people's heads. Don't feel too bad though, most British people didn't get it either.

      For the record, I got the original joke.

      Now, in fact, Japanese doesn't use the same sounds as English "l" (lateral alveolar approximant) or "r" (alveolar approximant), but rather something reasonably different from both: a retroflex tap. However, as Japanese uses this to transliterate or approximate the pronunciation of both sounds in English, we tend to hear a discrepancy between both, and usually interpret this as the sound corresponding to an allophone for the other. So, English speakers tend to hear a Japanese person saying "r" instead of what we expect "l", but equally tend to hear a Japanese person saying "l" instead of what we expect "r".

      Getting to Korean, they actually only have one phoneme for "l" and "r" as well, but it works differently from how it does in Japanese, in that the two sounds are distinct, but they are just allophones of each other. Thus while a Korean can typically pronounce "lice" just fine, they cannot typically properly pronounce "kilo-", instead using a flap instead of a lateral approximant. Meanwhile they will typically pronounce "rice" as "lice", and "aria" as a flap instead of an approximant.

      Finally, Chinese has two phonemes that are interpreted as "l" and "r". The lateral approximant ("l") being typical, but the "r" phoneme corresponding with a voiced retroflex sibilant. English speakers typically interpret the latter as an "r"-ish sound, because it is retroflex, but in Russian, the phoneme is considered a "zh" noise similar to the "s" in "pleasure". This could cause Chinese speakers to approximate the "r" sound with an "l", rather than their voiced retroflex sibilant which orthographically appears closer, but actually shares little in common.

      So this "Asians can't pronounce 'l's" has some basis in ... well, I'll call it pseudo-fact. In reality, all the languages disagree a lot about "l"s and "r"s proper, so much so that English's IPA transcription usually renders the alveolar approximant as an alveolar trill; a completely different form of articulation, that neither American English nor British English actually use! There are actually about 11 different forms of articulations (according to the IPA) that correspond to "r"s and "l"s in various languages, and none of the languages precisely agree about how to divide them up properly, because a language usually only ever interprets two phonemes out of all of them, but some as low as one (Japanese and Korean), or some even up to three (Spanish). So, once you start adding up the possible combinations of "what is r?" and "what is l?" you get into pretty murky waters quite quickly.

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    10. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Razy lacism is also a joke ending from a Jimmy Carr.

      Please stop being such an uptight git.

    11. Re:Hmmm by DarkIye · · Score: 1

      Team America

      Oh and please stop being such a humourless git.

      Now that's funny.

    12. Re:Hmmm by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Plan "Weekend at Bernie's" has been in operation for 3 years, but the eventual Micheal Jackson look brought it to an end.

    13. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lazy racism? As opposed to the more "sophisticated" racism that you practice?

      Hate to break the bad news to you Cletus, you're just as racist as the rest of your inbred family.

    14. Re:Hmmm by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The Japanese would like you to believe that. When in fact, Japan is just a breakaway province of the Korean Empire that has been trying to take over the whole Empire.
      I was being somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but archeological evidence indicates that the main Japanese ethnic group is descended from Koreans who invaded Japan and displaced the ancestors of the Ainu (over simplification).

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    15. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This deserves a mod up.

    16. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Brah brah brah. TR;DR.

    17. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TL;DR: Despite this boring cultural dissertation on Far East languages, the joke was still frunny.

    18. Re:Hmmm by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      lol

      white people.

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    19. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides - it's just razy lacism.

      Erm, its a joke from Team America, you know, that comedy movie.

      Not mutually exclusive by a long shot.

    20. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agreed with most of your writing.

      However, China is a big country. There are most than 100 dialects spoken in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_varieties_of_Chinese#Xiang_.E2.80.93_.E6.B9.98.E8.AF.AD.2F.E6.B9.98.E8.AA.9E.2F.E6.B9.96.E5.8D.97.E8.AF.9D.2F.E6.B9.96.E5.8D.97.E8.A9.B1
      Northern Chinese they usually speak either Mandarin or some dialects that are close to Mandarin. Their way is quite close to what you describe.
      On the other hand, southern Chinese, they have many different ways of pronounce "L" and "R" that vary a lot. Some are close to the "r" in English, some are close to the "r" in Spanish, some are close to the way the Japanese talk.

    21. Re:Hmmm by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I agreed with most of your writing.

      However, China is a big country. There are most than 100 dialects spoken in China.

      Ah yes, I have of course fallen into the trap of assuming that Chinese is Mandarin is Chinese. To note though, those 100 "dialects" are actually more mutually intelligible than Swedish/Norwegian/Danish are from each other. But then a language is just a dialect with an army, right? I mean, Moldovia keeps asserting that they speak a different language, when it's immediately clear that it is identical to Romanian... "But we say 'soda' and they say 'pop'!" ... that's hardly even worth calling a "dialect"...

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    22. Re:Hmmm by Chipaca · · Score: 1

      I count four in Spanish: R (alveolar tap or flap), RR (alveolar trill), L (alveolar lateral approximant) and LL (palatal lateral approximant). And three in English.

  5. And now the danger begins by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is actually not a welcome event, the heir apparent is only 29 years old and hasn't really integrated himself into the communist party and army power structures. Compare that to his father who was 52 when Kim Il Sung died and had been filling various senior posts for at least a few decades by that point. A power struggle within the army/party could be bad as it could destabilize the country and/or convince the struggling powers to do something rash with the military in an attempt to curry favor. Guess we will have to wait and see.

    1. Re:And now the danger begins by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wonder what it will mean for Burma/Myanmar also. They're both trade embargoed by US countries that have done a lot of business together. It's rumored that there's been North Korean engineers working in Burma and building huge underground bases for nuclear weapon testing.

    2. Re:And now the danger begins by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Causing trouble abroad is a classic way to cement power at home: "Busy giddy minds with foreign quarrels".

    3. Re:And now the danger begins by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      Which might make him more manageable to the US being that young. I am sure if he doesn't comply he will be gone soon.

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    4. Re:And now the danger begins by addie · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree completely that this isn't welcome, but don't underestimate the degree to which Kim Jong Un has been integrated into the power structure. Although from April 2009, there's an excellent article on Foreign Policy about the efforts to get him and his allies into key posts.

      Having lived in Korea for almost six years (but since moved away) this news is disturbing and unsettling. While I don't predict anything drastic like a war, Kim Jong Un is going to have to prove himself to the people. If that means sinking another ship like the Cheonan, or shelling another island, or worse... then everyone on the peninsula should be prepared.

    5. Re:And now the danger begins by Dan+East · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure the status quo was exactly welcome either. This is an opportunity for a change for the better, and those types of changes are seldom easy or without turmoil. Is there any nation on earth whose people have less freedom and rights than the North Koreans? Are any other citizens as repressed and controlled as they are? Again, I don't see how any opportunity for positive change, even if incremental, can be considered unwelcome.

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    6. Re:And now the danger begins by antifoidulus · · Score: 2

      But on the flip side is there anyone else who has a better quality of life than the Korean elite? I mean look how Kim Jong Il lived, . He had a group of people dedicated to finding him beautiful young women to sleep with, he had an armada of fast cars and a country in which there were no other motorists to to get in the way, not to mention the best booze and food that the planet had to offer, not even the rich in the west lived it up like him, people tend not to give up such lifestyles without a fight.....

    7. Re:And now the danger begins by IANAAC · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which might make him more manageable to the US being that young. I am sure if he doesn't comply he will be gone soon.

      He'll be gone for what replacement? If the US goal is to "manage" the region and/or head of state, well... the US doesn't have the best track record for placing people in power in foreign governments.

    8. Re:And now the danger begins by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, this is probably good. It takes a lot of political skill to maintain a dictatorship in the face of all of the normal crises in addition to quelling uprisings. I'd make the argument that a dictator is the highest form of politician since you don't even have the legitimacy of a crown to validate your power. An unprepared heir to a dictator won't likely be able to maintain the current state. Odds are, the military has seen the damage done by KJI and will tack back to a more accessible government; assuming they take over.

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    9. Re:And now the danger begins by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      US secretary of state Hillary Clinton just visited Burma to establish the beginnings of hopefully will be a long a productive relationship. Both for the US, and the people of Burma. But I don't like coincidence. Something tells me either the US or Burma knew Kim Jong Il was on his deathbed and they wanted to establish a plan 'B' ahead of time.

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    10. Re:And now the danger begins by symbolset · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What the US might think is the least of his problems. I think top of mind for him is how to embrace his own military establishment, and reassure them they will not lose influence. I should think he's well trained on the levers of power, so maybe this goes easy.

      If the military doesn't accept him, things get pretty random. Random is not good.

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    11. Re:And now the danger begins by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Causing trouble abroad is a classic way to cement power at home: "Busy giddy minds with foreign quarrels".

      two foreign wars have not been enough to do this. What do they hope to gain with a third.

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    12. Re:And now the danger begins by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Informative

      Un is going to have to prove himself to the people.

      And the northern suburbs of Seoul are well within reach of artillery. Lets hope Kim Jong Un isn't that stupid.

    13. Re:And now the danger begins by bronney · · Score: 1

      why would the military be curry flavor?

    14. Re:And now the danger begins by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Something tells me either the US or Burma knew Kim Jong Il was on his deathbed and they wanted to establish a plan 'B' ahead of time.

      He was 70 years old and in ill health. It wasn't exactly a secret.

    15. Re:And now the danger begins by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      "two foreign wars have not been enough to do this. What do they hope to gain with a third."

      Got Bush re-elected dind't it? Bush was not expected to win in 2004 at all and Iraq was planned to help Bush stay in power since you know Sadaam had to go anyway. Of course the later part is my subjective opinion that Iraq was in many ways Karl Rove's war, but the truth is without the Iraq war we would likely have a democratic president as Bush was highly unpopular.

    16. Re:And now the danger begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two foreign wars have not been enough to do this. What do they hope to gain with a third.

      Wait, who are we talking about?

    17. Re:And now the danger begins by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that we already have powerful militaries and the ability to delivery pretty much unstoppable nuclear ICBMs anywhere on the planet, and that makes countries such as North Korea and Iran nervous. It doesn't help that we occasionally invade countries we don't like, or support revolutions with air attacks and intelligence, or run active cold wars against them.

      North Korea already has nuclear weapons and some fairly good missile technology (good enough to export in fact). Once they get the two working together they will have MAD for protection, but will also attract much more direct intervention. Since we will never give up our nuclear weapons and they will never be safe until they have them too it looks like a no-win situation.

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    18. Re:And now the danger begins by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      This is actually not a welcome event, the heir apparent is only 29 years old and hasn't really integrated himself into the communist party and army power structures. Compare that to his father who was 52 when Kim Il Sung died and had been filling various senior posts for at least a few decades by that point. A power struggle within the army/party could be bad as it could destabilize the country and/or convince the struggling powers to do something rash with the military in an attempt to curry favor. Guess we will have to wait and see.

      A power struggle could end up with someone in power who isn't chosen by a complete fucking lunatic either. It's quite possible the end result could be better for the people of the country.

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    19. Re:And now the danger begins by ianare · · Score: 2

      Indeed. But we can hope he will act more like King Carlos of Spain, who was put in power by Franco but instead of being an authoritarian, opened up the country to democracy. It can happen.

    20. Re:And now the danger begins by Xest · · Score: 2

      My grandfather was 70 years old and in ill health.

      He eventually died 26 years later.

    21. Re:And now the danger begins by Rogerborg · · Score: 0

      Uh, Bush was re-elected? We'll never know, since his daddy's friends in the Supreme Court handed him Florida because, you know, strength through unity.

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    22. Re:And now the danger begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knew Kim Jon Il was on his deathbed... Been kinda hard to miss it.

      The real danger is that military aggression is a common way for North Korean military people to gain political power, as was seen in the shelling of the South Korean island not long ago.

    23. Re:And now the danger begins by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      two foreign wars have not been enough to do this. What do they hope to gain with a third.

      Wait, who are we talking about?

      Good point. At first I thought it was about Nork but now I'm not so sure anymore :)

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    24. Re:And now the danger begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kim Yong Il gone
      now here's your lesson
      Kim Yong Un follows
      in rapid succession
      Burma-Shave

    25. Re:And now the danger begins by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      While the power struggle could lead to foreign "adventures", I think it likely that if there is a power struggle it will lead to a complete collapse of the regime. If we are lucky, and there are people of bold insight in power in the right places, that would lead to the gradual (or not so gradual) re-integration with South Korea. On the other hand, if Kim Jong Un is able to take undisputed control, but feels that he appears weak to the army generals, he may launch foreign military adventures in order to shore up his support. Fortunately, since any such adventures would come at the expense of everyone else's national interests (importantly including China's) it is likely that they would be quickly squashed. The reason that China is most important in that equation is because China has been using North Korea for years as a test bed for testing the reaction of Western powers to various provocations (not that China has been in control of North Korea, just that when Western reactions have gotten too strong, China has exerted influence to rein in some of North Korea's more abhorent activities--less effectively under Kim Jung Il than under his father).

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    26. Re:And now the danger begins by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      I think the Democrats nominating someone as unpalatable as John Kerry had more to do with Bush's second term.

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    27. Re:And now the danger begins by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Yep, bad news for Koreans, but not for Westerners, since North Korea doesn't actually possess the strength to affect the West.

    28. Re:And now the danger begins by camperdave · · Score: 1

      So wait... Kim Jong II is being replaced by Kom Jon Un. Who's next in line? Kim Jong Zip?

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    29. Re:And now the danger begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Kim Jong Il's daughter is currently pretty high up in the regime, and married to one of the generals, who may well have the pedigree and political strength to step in. If there is a coup, I don't think it will be bloody. I could see that Kim Jong Un getting marginalized and 'rewarded' some ceremonial and useless post and the new regime could just alter public mythos over the next five years to fit their new vision.

    30. Re:And now the danger begins by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure he has more to worry about from China than the US.

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    31. Re:And now the danger begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAD doesn't really work when one country could end yours with a single munition, and you would need.... more than a handful, to do likewise.

    32. Re:And now the danger begins by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Not if Uncle China has anything to say about that...

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    33. Re:And now the danger begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait... Kim Jong II is being replaced by Kom Jon Un. Who's next in line? Kim Jong Zip?

      No. Kim Jong-nil

  6. North Korean State television Says... by Scott+Swezey · · Score: 5, Funny

    North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while bowling a 300. (Via @NickGreene on Twitter)

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    1. Re:North Korean State television Says... by dakameleon · · Score: 5, Informative

      The true report is even funnier, that he died from mental and physical exhaustion from his dedication to improving the country. Can't make that stuff up.

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    2. Re:North Korean State television Says... by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 5, Funny

      N. Korean Astroturfer.

    3. Re:North Korean State television Says... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      That's funny. I just heard a slightly different story on talk radio -

      Kim Jong Il was found dead at NORTH KOREA UNDERGROUND MEGALAIR this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to SUPER POWER WORLD DEATHMATCH BONUS ROUND 4. Truly a NORTH KOREA icon.

    4. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only very high level party apparatchiks even have internet access in North Korea. It's more likely he's Chinese, who seem to think that the PRK are backwater hicks, but that it's still a nice vacation spot. Their money goes so far there, and it's easy to bed down the stupid yokel girls.

    5. Re:North Korean State television Says... by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

      A new Internet meme! Nice. Let me try.

      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while golfing a hole-in-one from the Earth to the Moon.

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    6. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True, repression is hard work. The gulags don't run themselves after all.

    7. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Castro-turfer?

    8. Re:North Korean State television Says... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure it was terribly difficult to starve millions of his people instead of actually spread the aid he received among the needy. Poor guy. *sniff*.

      Asshole.

    9. Re:North Korean State television Says... by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while jumping seventeen double-decker buses on his Harley and juggling fire-breathing monkeys.

      What a guy. Chuck Norris would be proud.

    10. Re:North Korean State television Says... by should_be_linear · · Score: 3, Funny

      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while single-handedly patching all unknown IE10 security issues.
      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while beating crap out of Chuck Norris.
      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while writing Amazon's bestselling novel "Sleeping my way to death".

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    11. Re:North Korean State television Says... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Once again, "Troll" mod point is used to shut down dissenting opinion.

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    12. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Millennium · · Score: 1

      Hey, if I had the task of improving that country from its current state, I'd probably die from mental and physical exhaustion too.

    13. Re:North Korean State television Says... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Kim Jong II used to be a brutal dictator like you, then he took an arrow in the knee.

    14. Re:North Korean State television Says... by istartedi · · Score: 2

      A new Internet meme! Nice. Let me try.

      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while beating up Chuck Norris.

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    15. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even simpler and better

      Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while beating Chuck Norris in a fight.

    16. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A new Internet meme! Nice. Let me try.

      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while beating up Chuck Norris.

      Now you are just being plain crazy.

    17. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded Troll? Not that it's +5 insightful or anything, but the poster just hints that being a rutheless dictator is not necessarily such an easy task.

    18. Re:North Korean State television Says... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Must have been some /. editor making an extra buck.

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    19. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Did somebody hack your account? I know some people like to play devil's advocate, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.

    20. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The true report is even funnier, that he died from mental and physical exhaustion from his dedication to improving the country."

      Yeah, when I read that I thought "With or without the assistance of his Joy Brigade?"

    21. Re:North Korean State television Says... by tokul · · Score: 1

      He had cancer. If you have cancer, you die peacefully drugged or you die screaming while being driven insane by pain. You choose which version you can present on TV.

    22. Re:North Korean State television Says... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      How about:
      North Korean State television Says Kim Jong Il died peacefully in his sleep while getting first post on 7 Slashdot stories and convincing 18 Slashdot trolls to relinquish their accounts and join monasteries.

    23. Re:North Korean State television Says... by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      South Korean television says Kim Jong Il died in pieces following a Zerg Rush.

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    24. Re:North Korean State television Says... by DesScorp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The true report is even funnier, that he died from mental and physical exhaustion from his dedication to improving the country. Can't make that stuff up.

      And North Koreans believe it. There's a book anyone concerned with North Korea should read: The Cleanest Race: How North Koreans See Themselves and Why It Matters.

      We keep thinking that all people desire democracy and western style freedom. But that's not always the case. Decades of brainwashing works. Norks adored that guy, and his father before him, because the whole system in NK was designed to ensure that.

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    25. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes - that's a great poll! Let me see - it went something like this, right?

      Reporter: "Do you support your dear leader?"
      Camera rolling... Representative of the secret police opens his notebook and clicks his pen.

      Scenario 1:
      Citizen: "Yes, our glorious leader is doing a great job! Praise be to him!"
      (Secret police guy closes his notebook in disgust - he's got to find someone else conspiring against the regime to earn his paycheck.)
      The report airs on international TV unedited.

      Scenario 2:
      Citizen: "I'm sorry - I'm busy and don't have time for your question"
      (Secret police scribbles into his notebook that the Citizen missed a chance to praise the glorious leader)
      (Report airs - but as the guy's comments were uninteresting, they are cut out)
      (During the next review of the citizen's job performance review, it is noted that he missed a chance to further the ideals of socialism, and thus not yet worthy of being entrusted with a greater share of the people's business. His promotion is denied - he hit his glass ceiling.)

      Scenario 3:
      Citizen: "There are many challenges, and we are not where we should be."
      (Secret police guy scribbles frantically)
      (Video of interview is confiscated, the reporter is threatened to have his exit visa revoked or worse, and obviously the report never airs on North Korean TV)
      (5 generations of the citizen's family are treated as follows: 1) the Citizen - disappears 2) the next 4 generations of his children and indirect family are fired from any good jobs they might have, and forced to work in the coal mines for the rest of their days with no hope of ever bettering themselves)

      The citizen is aware of all these scenarios (in contrast, the reporter is usually an ignorant twit) - which would you choose? So, was your choice a function of your belief, or not?
      Please realize polls only work in places where freedom of speech works and there is no possible punishment for sharing your honest opinion. In countries with laws against "opposition to the party" (on grounds of "being a disruptive element to continued work of building a greater socialist utopia"), and where the government is the sole employer, landlord, and has preferential medical attention, and solely decides on admittance to institutes of higher eduction for you and your children, polls which ask "how is the government doing?" don't work quite as well.

    26. Re:North Korean State television Says... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not that far either. Quite modest and honest report actually. I doubt it would be easy for you to run North Korea either, while rest of the world is breathing on your back.

      You are a truly sad little cockroach who's spent so long breathing shit you'd never recognise the truth if it presented itself to you.

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  7. Meh by spaceplanesfan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    World has now one asshole less.

    1. Re:Meh by lennier1 · · Score: 0

      Still plenty left in Washington, London, Paris, ...

    2. Re:Meh by schnikies79 · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't know.. Literally starving his people to death while sipping cognac and living like a king.

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      Gone!
    3. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, boo hoo.

      He was an asshole and the world is better off without him.

      Now if only there were more North Koreans on Facebook.

    4. Re:Meh by addie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Maybe dining on lobsters and imported cognac while up to 3.5 million of his citizens died of starvation. If that doesn't count, then I'm not sure what does.

      The famine occurred only just after he took power, so I guess you can argue that the blame is on Kim Il Sung and years of juche ideology. But make no mistake, Kim Jong Il was not a naive little boy trapped by circumstance. He was an egocentric sociopath who lived a life of luxury as his country struggled in abject poverty.

    5. Re:Meh by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is what makes him an asshole. And this. And this. Any dictatorship that refuses to allow free speech criticizing the government is violating the rights of its citizens.

      He played lots of mind games with US, South Korea and rest of the world because he had to.

      Or he could have made peace, like South Korea tried with the Sunshine Policy.

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    6. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't know.. Literally starving his people to death while sipping cognac and living like a king.

      You mean like if he was the 1%? And inb4 North Korea's 1% is more like 0.1% which is irrelevant. Rich peoples fuck the poor over. Or did you expect him to live in a cardboard box until the last of North Korean get wealthy? Do you expect your president to live in cardboard box for as long as there are poor american?

      Until this regime is over, everything you heard about North Korea is worthless propaganda.

    7. Re:Meh by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why do you think free speech is good for the humankind, overally? There are many issues with it too, just like there is with true democracy. Most countries in the world aren't even democracy, they're republic, just for the reason that true democracy would make things worse. For example, majority would really trump on some minority and would likely even attempt to make law to kill them.

    8. Re:Meh by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Why do you have such a boner for the guy?

    9. Re:Meh by QuailRider · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What makes him an asshole? He was in a really difficult position. He played lots of mind games with US, South Korea and rest of the world because he had to. This whole thing predates his leadership.

      What makes him an asshole? Are you serious? Lets see... making sure his army was fed before anyone else while watching over a million (!) civilians starve to death. Forced labor camps with conditions not much better than Nazi concentration camps. Clandestine kidnapping of Japanese nationals. Stunts like the unprovoked sinking of his neighbor's vessels, and firing medium range missiles over the border, then stamping his feet like a spoiled brat with demands for increased food aid. Shooting of tourists for wandering away from their "resort" compound. Aggressively pursuing nuclear weapons and military might while ensuring that his people were too hungry and scared to revolt. Establishing a god-king cult of personality. Having anyone who wants to leave that hellhole of a country executed on the spot. Punishing entire families (including small children) for "crimes" of individuals. Secretly compiling a vast store of luxury goods and spirits for disbursement to his party elite, while claiming to be a shining example of humble socialist perfection. Raising his son to believe he's the rightful heir to the universe, thereby ensuring that the cycle of arrogance and brutality continues for another generation. That, my dear reader, fulfills my definition of a grade A asshole.

    10. Re:Meh by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dude, stick to your script of bashing google.You can't tell a Democracy from a direct Democracy from a Republic. You can't tell free speech from a majority voting system, and think that because something isn't perfect, it should be tossed out. And finally, you just make up shit when you say "and would likely even attempt to make law to kill them".

      In short, you're either a giant troll, or an even bigger moron. Your Google bashing is pretty subtle at this point, but the rest is really junky.

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    11. Re:Meh by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do you think free speech is good for the humankind, overally?

      Well, this is basic civics, I'm surprised you didn't learn this somewhere. You might want to pick up a good book about governments and learn this basic stuff.

      Freedom of speech, that is the ability to criticize the government, is important, because then the people can change the government if they decide they don't like it. Search for the meaning of "the pen is mightier than the sword" if you'd like more information on that topic.

      We can demonstrate empirically that democracies overall have been better for humankind, this is history. From a theoretical standpoint, you may have a king who is better, more efficient, and more just than a democracy would be. However, inevitably he will have a son, or grandson who is not such a good king, and monarchies have no good system for removing bad leaders like democracy does. Democracy doesn't guarantee a good government, but it guarantees that the people will have the government they deserve.

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    12. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think of him like america vs rest of the world then right?

    13. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what makes him an asshole. And this. And this. Any dictatorship that refuses to allow free speech criticizing the government is violating the rights of its citizens.

      He played lots of mind games with US, South Korea and rest of the world because he had to.

      Or he could have made peace, like South Korea tried with the Sunshine Policy.

      Are you aware that North Korean culture is different from the West's? Maybe they don't care so much about free speech, and considering the situation they are in I wouldn't blame them. Partly because they're in the shit, partly because of the economic sanctions, they don't have enough food - hungry people do not care about free speech and they do not think long term.

      The reason North Korea didn't (and won't) make peace with South Korea is this would be a bad move. An external enemy is essential to maintain control, even more when the internal situation is unstable or the economy isn't doing well. Their "war" is good for both Koreas: South Korea gets to play "come on, can't we all get along?" while North Korea can play "we're at war, work harder and don't ask questions or we will lose".

    14. Re:Meh by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Slightly off-topic, but the whole juche thing is a very good example of how not to react to a recession. From the Korean war to about the first oil shock in the 70s, North Korea had the 2nd highest per capita GDP in east Asia, only Japan's was higher. But after the oil shock caused a mild recession in North Korea Kim Il Sung decided(the sino soviet split also helped) to become totally "self-sufficient" in a country with very few resources. The result was North Korea going from 2nd richest to pretty much the poorest country in the region in less than a decade. Now fast forward and look at China, seems familiar, communist country with a booming economy.... The fact that we don't know how China will react to a recession(and one will come, I see nothing "magic" in the Chinese economy that would make them recession-proof) is the main reason I think it's too early to say whether or not China will become the worlds biggest economy. If they handle their first big recession as well as the South Koreans handled theirs, then they will almost certainly advance to #1, but if they go all juche, then the US will stay #1 for a while, eventually being passed by India, but not until 2020 at the earliest.

    15. Re:Meh by SharkLaser · · Score: 0

      After seeing SOPA, Protect IP and all other US bullshit, I think most of that is just US propaganda.

    16. Re:Meh by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      All countries restrict some speech, child pornography in most countries.

      The key question with free speech is whether you can criticize the government without fear of reprisal. If you can, then you can get enough people together to change the other laws, if you want to. If you can't, then you're screwed.

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    17. Re:Meh by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "He was an egocentric sociopath who lived a life of luxury as his country struggled in abject poverty."

      Standard for pre-democratic Asia. He lived like the potentate he was, and the ruling group benefited. No reason to expect the Norks to change since they have a winning game and the South will have an excuse to send them aid as a supplicating gesture.

      The South Koreans talk a lot about their fraternal Norther brothers, but they also know they'd be a disaster to assimilate.

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    18. Re:Meh by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

      Aha, so you accept that free speech can be forbidden when it suits your views. Got that.

    19. Re:Meh by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Actually, you read one paragraph and ignored the other. If you do that often, it would explain simply why you ended up with such illogical support for evil people, and your lack of understanding of government in general.

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    20. Re:Meh by dave420 · · Score: 2

      There's a massive difference between "starving yourself" and "maintaining a life of extreme luxury at the expense of your people, even going so far as to use the aid sent to said people to curry favour among his elite supporters". You'd have fitted right in with his cabinet with the bullshit you're spouting. You are a terrible human being, and thankfully your hubris is doing a great job of demonstrating that.

    21. Re:Meh by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Yes! Let's just use gut instinct when trying to appraise the truth! That's a brilliant idea! Or, you could look to the many non-US agencies which all agree that he ran his country into the ground, indirectly feasting on the starved corpses of his alleged people.

    22. Re:Meh by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Citations please? NK is considered one of the poorest countries on earth. In political prisoner camps people eat partially digusted cow shit for food. To me that is pretty extreme. In addition, here is some math. If you pay every American but one, only $1 but give the rest to the last person the GDP will remain the same! All GDP simply is, is all dollars / all people. It is statistically inaccurate as outliners like the extreme example are included when they shouldn't be in determining an average.

      That is why the US is recovering and getting richer and richer every single year, but in reality for the 98% they are getting poorer and poorer each year.

    23. Re:Meh by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Why do you think free speech is good for the humankind, overally?

      Well, this is basic civics, I'm surprised you didn't learn this somewhere. You might want to pick up a good book about governments and learn this basic stuff.

      Freedom of speech, that is the ability to criticize the government, is important, because then the people can change the government if they decide they don't like it. Search for the meaning of "the pen is mightier than the sword" if you'd like more information on that topic.
       

      That you don't need freedom of speech for the people to change the government is being adequately demonstrated in the 'Arab Spring'.

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    24. Re:Meh by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Except China has 80 times the land area and 55 times the population, they alone have approximately the world population in 1870. Having 1.34 billion people in China and 5.66 billion people not in China is different from having 0.024 billion in North Korea and 6.976 billion not in North Korea. Think back to the Cold War, without help from China, the Soviet Union, the East Bloc and with many other countries on the sidelines. The "western world" with the US, Western Europe and Australia were a smaller part of the world population than China is today. I'd at least give them far, far better odds at succeeding than North Korea ever had.

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    25. Re:Meh by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 1

      He's just pointing out that it's not a unique proposition to North Korea, it happens everywhere were there is a ruling class. Obama is enjoying a life in luxury while many US citizens can't afford health care. Our prime minister in Sweden is enjoying a life in luxury on the taxpayers dime while at the same time he has forced sick people who were previously on disability onto the "labor market" (i.e. permanent unemployment and eventually social welfare)
      It's a matter of degree, but the ruling class is always living in luxury, no matter how downtrodden the people is.

    26. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And China isn't communist by any stretch of the imagination, except by name.

    27. Re:Meh by dintech · · Score: 2

      Why do you think free speech is good for the humankind, overally

      The best thing about free speech is getting to make up your own words.

    28. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us is a word and capital US is us. All of us. The U.S. stands for the United States.

      Thank you for driving us to the station. Many of us in the editorial department disagree with the changes that are happening.

    29. Re:Meh by cochito · · Score: 0

      Surprisingly enough, 1.34 billion people have to eat. Chinese agriculture, due to millenniums' of innovations, have been able to sustain and populate their people. But for how long? "Communism" in China just makes sense. But there seems to be an inherit problem with their form of "communism", just as their is an inherit problem with North Korea. They cannot become super powers. Since the governing bodies must retain control through subversion, propaganda, and censorship, their power is limited by their national resources. Kim Jong Il has garnered support and love from his people by portraying himself as a god-like figure. One that veil is removed, what then? Keep in mind, the majority of North Koreans haven't known what the internet was since 2009. They believe the world loves him. It would make sense that there is a peaking point and an eventual collapse for China, that is if China doesn't attempt to expand their borders and resources through warfare.

    30. Re:Meh by china243 · · Score: 1

      Churchill drunk the finest beverages and ate the best gourmet food in his bathtub while Bombs were falling in London and the common people had to endure ration cards... Nobody complains about that :) Cogito ergo doleo

    31. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And make no mistake, you've had rulers just as bad or worse. Hey, I can even link to Wikipedia just to demonstrate how incredibly right I am.

    32. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he might of been an asshole but he never used his to defecate, 69 years of that would most probably kill a klingon
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2011/dec/19/kim-jong-il-things-never-knew

      "10) A government website once stated that Kim Jong-il never needed to urinate or defecate. But the reference was later removed."

    33. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? Please stop trying to deflect the issue here with irrelevant comparisons. None of it detracts from the fact that this guy dying is a great news for the world, and he won't be missed.

    34. Re:Meh by omnichad · · Score: 1

      But that's OK, Obama passed a law mandating that we be able to afford healthcare. Since we have to buy health insurance by 2014, we are somehow saved! I'm not sure where the money's coming from...

    35. Re:Meh by chrb · · Score: 1

      who lived a life of luxury as his country struggled in abject poverty.

      If that is the definition of "asshole", then there are a lot of assholes in the world: pretty much every country where there is a large inequality in wealth distribution is going to have people at the top who can afford to live the high life, while others struggle to get by. I'm not saying that it is an incorrect view, just pointing out that it is not unique to N. Korea. After all, the perception of moral unjustness in this sense dates back to Jesus and beyond ("go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven").

    36. Re:Meh by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They had free speech. At least, they managed to find ways around government censors.

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    37. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why the US is recovering and getting richer and richer every single year, but in reality for the 98% they are getting poorer and poorer each year.

      Apparently not, unless the last few years were very different from the prior quarter century. From the post by a different AC, "CBO finds that, between 1979 and 2007, income grew by...18 percent for the bottom 20 percent".

      - T

    38. Re:Meh by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Actually, Arab Spring was made possible by people defying the laws that restricted their free speech, and freely sharing information about corruption and repressiveness of those in power. It was just done on a scale large enough that the government couldn't efficiently crack down on it.

      However, the cost of that was thousands of innocent lives.

    39. Re:Meh by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You're falling into the same trap some Soviet citizens did come WW2 - they assumed that, since the communists lied about so many things to them, they also lied about Nazis being brutal murderers bent on world domination; and when German soldiers came, some places greeted them with flowers as "liberators from communist yoke".

      That mostly stopped after the first few burned villages and mass executions of Jews.

    40. Re:Meh by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Inflation grew by 30% so that is a 12% paycut.

      If wages are flat it is a paycut unless deflation hits it.

    41. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, based on the linked CBO figures and adjusted for your 30% inflation figure, the bottom 20% got an effective pay cut - certainly not a desirable outcome. However, everyone above them had a wage increase, e.g. based on your 30% figure and the CBO figures, the 60% chunk in the middle had an adjusted 10% increase. That's not much, but your original assertion was still hyperbolic:

      ...the 98% they are getting poorer and poorer each year.

      - T

    42. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so you're right and all, but there is no need to use so many ad hominems in your post.

    43. Re:Meh by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      Don't let him get to you, his UID is 2.5 million, probably created a few minutes ago just to troll.

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  8. What? Snoooooooooze by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

    Dude, this is so like 3 hours ago. I'm so over it like now already. yeah... so like wow.. whoa, late to the party all the time huh? nice shoes... where did you like ... buy them? buster brown?

  9. Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strike two against the Axis of Evil.

  10. In honor by xushi · · Score: 0

    Anyone else fancy a game of Red Alert II in memory? :)

  11. And nothing of value was lost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a huge shame it is that Hitchens didn't live to see this, after a lifetime of opposition to everything that the mad midget of NK was...

    Is there any news about what will happen to the country now? Who inherits his harems and little girl slaves? What about the fucking craziness? Will it be like Apple when Jobs kicked it: plenty of assholes left to fill the gap?

    Still. It's a relief that this ego-maniacal bastard is finally dead, though it should have been long ago.

  12. I'm so Ronery by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny
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    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    1. Re:I'm so Ronery by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Great movie... :P

    2. Re:I'm so Ronery by mschoolbus · · Score: 1

      raughing out roud!

  13. All smiles over here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    South Korean currently living in London. Enjoying a beer and and grinning from ear to ear!

  14. And so passes the greatest golf legend of all time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His epic 11 holes in one on his first round will be remembered for all time

  15. Nucular by cloakedpegasus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe if they didn't have nuclear weapons I wouldn't care so much.

  16. Team America will miss him by mrmeval · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40

    There are not enough dictators left in Asia to keep the yellow man down. It's terrifying. Why hasn't the CIA made more they have the technology!

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  17. Guess that's why... by neiko · · Score: 1

    God could not help out Tebow this afternoon, had bigger things on his plate.

  18. china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuff you are helping NK and helping them build nukes.

  19. 69, 70, by some.... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

    It is really that hard to figure out his BDAY?! 69! DAMN!

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    1. Re:69, 70, by some.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Koreans count age differently. Plus, there are doubts as to the real birthdate.

    2. Re:69, 70, by some.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that he was in the position to say he was born on whatever date he wanted to be, I'd say yes.

      He's probably been 29 for the last 40 years. Some people just don't take turning 30 very well. ;)

    3. Re:69, 70, by some.... by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative

      Korean birthdays are complicated. They start counting at 1 traditionally, but in some contexts they start counting at 0. Also, sometimes they use the lunar calendar. Most likely the submitter gave up trying to figure out the age system and wrote that instead.

      When talking to a Korean, I've found it more efficient to just ask what year they were born. Avoids a ton of confusion.

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    4. Re:69, 70, by some.... by VJmes · · Score: 1

      Oh bullshit,

      They dispute his age because it was alleged he was born a year earlier than reported in Siberia while his family had been exiled.

    5. Re:69, 70, by some.... by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      "Where's the birth certificate!"

    6. Re:69, 70, by some.... by Galvatron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, while that's true about Korean birthdays, in this case people actually aren't sure. Older reports said he was born in 1941, but his official biography says 1942. The general assumption is that he was born in 1941, and 1942 was made up for propaganda. His father, Kim Il-sung would have been 30 in 1942, meaning that, by altering the date, they can celebrate 10 year anniversaries together (so next year they can have a big celebration for Kim Il-sung's 100th birthday and Kim Jong-il's 70th). Since part of how Kim Jong-il held onto power was by trying to absorb some of his father's reflected glory, that made sense as a propaganda move. So he's probably 70, but might be 69 if his "official" birthday is actually accurate.

      Also, with regard to age complexity, don't forget that most Koreans literally don't know how to say "forty years old" or older because the numbering system used for ages is only for sequential counting (there's a different numbering system for things which are not always sequential). When necessary, they'll use the other (Chinese-derived) numbering system for ages above 39, but generally will simply avoid talking about it.

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    7. Re:69, 70, by some.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought North Koreans didn't know how to say forty years old because their life expectancy doesn't reach that anyway...?

    8. Re:69, 70, by some.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Khabarovsk is not in Siberia. It's (Russian) Far East.

    9. Re:69, 70, by some.... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Also, with regard to age complexity, don't forget that most Koreans literally don't know how to say "forty years old" or older because the numbering system used for ages is only for sequential counting (there's a different numbering system for things which are not always sequential). When necessary, they'll use the other (Chinese-derived) numbering system for ages above 39, but generally will simply avoid talking about it.

      That's just... wow... what the hell.

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  20. Unfortunately, this story isn't available in NK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They're still censoring it, and everything else, because it's disrespectful to his glorious and immortal majesty.

    Also because of the people who will be calling for a revolution to overthrow the new one.

  21. He was Il by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I heard he was very Il.

  22. Kim Jong Il, by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Along with Bin Laden, Gaddafi, and Steve Jobs all inside a year.

    The world is still not running out of assholes.

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    1. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ur still alive

    2. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The year is not over. There is still time to add Hugo Chavez to this list. He has cancer and it is reportedly a lot worse than Chavez and company is admitting. The Miami Herald reported a month or two ago, that he will likely be gone in six months.

    3. Re:Kim Jong Il, by pecosdave · · Score: 0

      No shortage I said.

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    4. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because Steve Jobs killed thousands of people, ran concentration camps, and generally made the world worse for wear?

      What sort of fucking moron do you have to be, to even remotely think that Steve Jobs is in the same league of "evil" as these people?

      I'm not speaking as an Apple fanboy here (I don't even own a single Apple product). I'm simply speaking as someone who can tell that there is a VERY big difference between Bin Laden and Bill Gates. But if you can't see that for yourself, by all means- continue comparing entrepreneurs to tyrants, dictators, and terrorists. Maybe once you've lived under one for a few years, you'll want your consumer electronic CEOs back, along with everything else that encompasses whatever your warped perception of modern society.

      -AC

    5. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd say he killed plenty of people: https://www.google.com/#&q=foxconn+suicides

    6. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur sig is surprisingly apt

    7. Re:Kim Jong Il, by VJmes · · Score: 1, Troll

      Seems like you're leading the parade of assholes into 2012.

      Lets just take the suffering of millions of people and throw in a Steve Jobs joke just because you don't like the guy (or Apple). You're not funny, just makes you another asshole the world really could do without.

    8. Re:Kim Jong Il, by pecosdave · · Score: 0

      and once again proven!

      I know why they moded my TLP, but this one is certainly not excusable as anything more than a vengeance mod!

      For the record, the previous link in the "Proving my theory" chain.

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    9. Re:Kim Jong Il, by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I just don't get why this is Apple's fault. There are plenty of companies that outsource to Foxconn, not to mention that Foxconn also manufactures their own hardware. Yet every time something bad happens that involves Foxconn people point the finger at Apple. Even if it's at a facility that manufactures Apple products there's still the issue of the plant being Foxconn-run, there's no Apple logo on the door.

      Also, plenty of people? Compared to Bin Ladin, Ghaddafi and Kim Jong-Il? Really?

      Or maybe you really think Jobs asked Foxconn to murder thousands of their workers...

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    10. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweat shops are not the same as concentration camps. Mostly because it's hard to concentrate when you're sweating that much.

    11. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The GP said asshole, not evil

      Anyone who asks "are you a virgin" in a job interview is by definition an asshole.

      Steve Jobs was an asshole to many people. It's just a fact.

    12. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      I'd say he killed plenty of people

      Foxconn has more than 400,000 employees in its main center. Some people commit suicide. 17 suicides out of 400,000 is 4 and a quarter per hundred thousand. What is China's overall suicide rate? just under 14 per hundred thousand. So apparently working at Foxconn greatly reduces the suicide rate.

    13. Re:Kim Jong Il, by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Ashton Kutcher still lives :-)

    14. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      The Foxconn suicide rate was lower than the surrounding community. I would be curious what the comparable suicide rate is for GM, GE or any other large factory.

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    15. Re:Kim Jong Il, by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I just don't get why this is Apple's fault. There are plenty of companies that outsource to Foxconn

      When you see some obnoxious eco-warrior driving a Prius, you are allowed to mock them and point out that they could have bought a lighter, more fuel efficient car and paid a third less. If you see some smug urban prat driving an SUV soft-roader you can likewise point and laugh. Apple users are "Apple Users", not just people who use Apple. They aren't buying the product, they are buying the image and mythology. Mocking that mythology, and dirtying that image, is not just fair game, it's almost mandatory. Notice how quickly and automatically you bit at the bait? That's why you're fair game.

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    16. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you know he's an apple user?

    17. Re:Kim Jong Il, by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      He took the bait.

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    18. Re:Kim Jong Il, by Arashi256 · · Score: 0

      I used to look up to this place as a haven of intellectual conversation on the Internet. This is the last straw....this place is now officially a haven for stupid. Reddit has more intelligent comments than this, seriously.

    19. Re:Kim Jong Il, by theskipper · · Score: 1

      Holy cow dude, lighten up. If you read it with a dry wit, the gp was one of the funniest /. posts of the year.

      (Jmho, of course.)

    20. Re:Kim Jong Il, by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      I just don't get why this is Apple's fault. There are plenty of companies that outsource to Foxconn

      When you see some obnoxious eco-warrior driving a Prius, you are allowed to mock them and point out that they could have bought a lighter, more fuel efficient car and paid a third less. If you see some smug urban prat driving an SUV soft-roader you can likewise point and laugh. Apple users are "Apple Users", not just people who use Apple. They aren't buying the product, they are buying the image and mythology. Mocking that mythology, and dirtying that image, is not just fair game, it's almost mandatory. Notice how quickly and automatically you bit at the bait? That's why you're fair game.

      The whole Apple "true believer" thing is a bit overhyped. Plenty of users of Apple product don't care. It's especially more true with people that got into Apple products with the Mac, i.e. before the ubiquitous iPhone came along. Most iPhone users could give a crap less about the cult. They just think the phone is cool. Same with iPod users. Me, I use a Mac because I really like OS X. I'd use the OS on generic hardware if I could (though I do agree that Apple hardware is usually artful and attractive and is part of Apple's policy of a "total user experience", which is a great philosophy in and of itself). I have a Mac Mini (and an eMac before that), but I don't own an iPod or iPhone, and I see right through the reality distortion field, thanks. I've even been *gasp* pretty critical of Steve Jobs.

      In sum, not all Apple users are in the Cult of Apple. There are those people that are true believers and being in the Cult is a whole identity thing with them (if you see that Apple logo decal in the rear window of a car...), and even those that are Apple users because its a style thing, similar to wearing all the right clothes and driving the right car and shopping in the right places, etc).

      If you really want a pretentiousness singularity to form and devour everything, get a Macbook Pro user that drives a Prius to park in a place that has a university, Whole Foods, independent bookstore, and a Starbucks all nearby.

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    21. Re:Kim Jong Il, by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      and even those that are Apple users because its a style thing, similar to wearing all the right clothes and driving the right car and shopping in the right places

      That's exactly who I was referring to.

      (Those and people who rise to any perceived Apple criticism. :)

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    22. Re:Kim Jong Il, by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and unfortunately you are as well.

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    23. Re:Kim Jong Il, by pecosdave · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:Kim Jong Il, by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Why just march when you can lead?

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  23. Goodnight, funnyman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

  24. Bonus by arunce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    2011 was a good year to dictators... what else can be said?

  25. probably a bit of a thug but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    brutal head of North Korea

    citation needed.

    I don't really know that much about N.Korea, but from most image/video I've seen trickle out, it looks a good deal more upscale than the hyped to the hilt "next superpower" India.

    I can only extrapolate that Manmohan Singh is a even more brutal head of India.

    1. Re:probably a bit of a thug but by Mr.+Lwanga · · Score: 1

      You should have stopped with "I really don't know much..."

    2. Re:probably a bit of a thug but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But sounds like more than you :)
      Sorry about your Indian poverty BTW. Maybe you can hire some NK advisers to help improve it.

  26. Christopher Hitchens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a pity Christopher Hitchens wasn't around to read about Kim Jong-Il's death.

  27. How does this qualify as a slashdot item??? by BudAaron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't see anything even slightly technican here???

    1. Re:How does this qualify as a slashdot item??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is "stuff that matters"

      Seriously, the "it's not tech why is it on /.?" meme wasn't even funny 10 years ago. Go troll Digg for awhile.

    2. Re:How does this qualify as a slashdot item??? by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Surprisingly, it turns out that we nerds occupy forms in the real world, and thus significant news about this world are news for nerds.

    3. Re:How does this qualify as a slashdot item??? by Chocky2 · · Score: 2

      The heir apparent (Kim Jong-un) has a computing degree (though I suspect the odds of him failing any classes at a university named after his grandfather were pretty slim).

      Other than that, it's simply a massively important piece of international news that will have substantial and complex consequences throughout Asia, the ripples of which will spread around the world.

    4. Re:How does this qualify as a slashdot item??? by cochito · · Score: 0

      Because he invented internet and hamburgers.

  28. Updates on the current situation insid North Korea by Kagura · · Score: 5, Informative
    Update from inside North Korea: 12 Days of Mourning for Kim announced http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk01700&num=8553

    North Korea has announced that it has entered a period of formal mourning following the death of Kim Jong Il lasting from the 17th, the day of his passing, until the 29th.

    The news was released in a brief communiqué in the name of the ‘State Funeral Committee’.

    Chosun Central News Agency announced the news, stating, “The body of National Defense Commission Chairman Kim will lie in state at Kumsusan Memorial Palace during the period of mourning from the 17th to the 29th. Visitors will be received between the 20th and 27th. The ceremony for his parting will be performed on the 28th in Pyongyang.”

    “Central memorial meetings to honor Chairman Kim will open on the 29th,” it went on. “At that time in Pyongyang and sites in every province there will be an artillery salute and 3 minutes silence, and all official vehicles and vessels will sound their horns.”

    Second update: NK Borders Ordered Closed Before Death Announcement http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk01700&num=8549

    North Korean border guard units received orders at 1AM on the night of the 18th to close the border with China with immediate effect.

    An inside military source told Daily NK this morning, “At 1AM on the night of the 18th a ‘Special Guard’ order was handed down to the unit. All officers who had finished work were recalled to the base and have been on emergency duty ever since.”

    “At the time even commanding officers did not know about the contents of the order, and as per the order to completely close the border, normal patrols in groups of two were stepped up to groups of four. We only learned that the General had died from special broadcasts,” the source added.

    Thus, it is clear that the North Korean authorities took steps to avert civilian unrest and potential mass defection attempts by shutting down the border and reinforcing patrols prior to announcing Kim’s death.

    Third update: NK Shuts Down on News of Death http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk01500&num=8552

    Following the official announcement of Kim Jong Il's death today, North Korea has imposed rigid social controls, including the complete closure of markets.

    An inside source told Daily NK this lunchtime, "The jangmadang is closed and people are not allowed to go outside. Local Party secretaries are issuing special commands through local Union of Democratic Women unit chairwomen, and the chairwomen have been gathered at district offices for emergency meetings."

    According to the source, National Security Agency and People’s Safety Ministry agents have been deployed in streets and alleyways to control civilian movements. There have not been any signs of public unrest to date.

    Kim Jong Il's sudden death has apparently caught people off-guard, the source revealed, commenting, "Nobody had the slightest idea about the General’s death even right before they saw the broadcast. You can hear the sound of wailing outside."

    That news agency gets the majority of their info by cell phone conversation with North Koreans who live along the Chinese/Russian border, which is how we're able to get updates from the inside.

  29. To bad south park is in the off season by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They would have a field day with this.

    1. Re:To bad south park is in the off season by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      He should now show up in South Park depictions of Hell along side other celebrities like Steve Irwin, Gandhi and Saddam Hussein. OK, Saddam got there before his actual death, but he was Satan's butt puppet.

  30. Re:china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuff you are helping NK and helping them build nukes.

    Yes, every time you buy an Apple product made in China, a North Korean boils a kitten for dinner.

  31. Stability seems overrated by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems to me that unless you are going to prop up such regimes indefinitely then you have to countenance the possibility of messy change at some point and absent any specific risks at a given point in time the sooner they better as dangerous technologies (such as nuclear) are almost certainly going to be more commonplace the longer you leave it.

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    1. Re:Stability seems overrated by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Independent clauses. Do you have them?

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    2. Re:Stability seems overrated by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I read a while back that North Korea has so much artillery trained on Seoul that they might as well have a nuclear bomb trained on it. They're basically holding a gun to the South's head and telling them to wait while they build a nuke, punching them every now and then.

      Yeah I still support military action against the North to get rid of this intolerable situation, but it will be messy and there will be a lot of South Korean casualties.

  32. This is news for nerds?! by ndogg · · Score: 0

    This is considered news for nerds, but not the passing of Christopher Hitchens? Seriously?

    I'm glad to see the man go, but I think Hitchens made more of an impact on this community than did Kim Jong-il.

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    1. Re:This is news for nerds?! by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      hitchens death was on slashdot already, though that wasn't really news for nerds either.

      who cares? besides kim forced more people out of religions than hitchens!

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    2. Re:This is news for nerds?! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I have posted replies at several points on here, but I agree that this is no more slashdot worthy than Christopher Hitchens death (which was also posted on slashdot, so I'm not quite sure what your point is).

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  33. Shut the fuck up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all.

  34. Re:"He starved millions of his own people to death by symbolset · · Score: 0

    You can't move a billion dollars without you kill somebody somewhere. The idea is to do least harm and most benefit.

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  35. Who cares ? by Cherubim1 · · Score: 1

    I mean really, who cares about a malevolent dictator kicking the bucket ?

    1. Re:Who cares ? by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Those of us who have a passing interest in avoiding world war three?

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    2. Re:Who cares ? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      // to do: insert Steve Jobs joke here

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  36. Lying scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why do you think free speech is good for the humankind, overally?"

    So then why are you engaging in free speech on this website?

    1. Re:Lying scum by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

      If I'm not allowed to say that we should forbid free speech, was there any free speech to begin with?

    2. Re:Lying scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really the point, and I don't think that is what was being said either. Of course you're allowed to say it, just like I'm allowed to sit here on the internet and say that using a computer is evil. It just makes you a massive hypocrite to say it. Democracy and free speech are funny that way. If you support them, your support is consistent with your beliefs. If you oppose them, any opposition you make is inconsistent with your beliefs, and as such you are a massive hypocrite because you're using the very same thing you oppose to promote your opposition. It'd be like hosting a website that takes the position that all technology is evil. By doing it, you kind of disprove your own point. Free speech and democracy are strange animals. Their supporting arguments are self proving, and the logic of their opposition self defeating.

    3. Re:Lying scum by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech doesn't mean everything everyone says should be met with rapturous applause, just that everyone has the opportunity to say what they want. If a guy wants to be a complete asshole, like that 140 bytes knobhead, then freedom of speech doesn't protect people from calling his ridiculous, tired, childish bullshit out for exactly what it is.

  37. News for nerds by whoisisis · · Score: 0

    How does this qualify as "News for nerds, stuff that matters"?

  38. Didn't know he was ill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know that Kim Jong was ill. The only real worry is: how ballistic, how anal retentive, how crazy will N. Korea get, now that their 'guy' bit the big one. They have been know to go a little nutty before, but now what? Will the kid send the army into 'bezerker mode'? Its always a crap shoot with these guys. You never know exactly how insane they will become. Its like a big powerful machine that's lost some fundamental 'sanity' programming, and now acts in insane ways. Actually, they are acting exactly like all of the large corporations in the United States. Motivated by greedy self-interest, little regard for human life or consequences of their actions, not willing to listen to anyone outside, always threatening, always viewing people within as 'threats', with great suspicion. I heard that Czech Republic lost dissident, playwright and author of the velvet revolution Václav Havel. He was arrested after the "Prague Spring" in 1968, and arrested dozens of times between then and when he overthrew the communists in 1989. This made me sad. Kim Jong Ill? He inherited a totalitarian dictatorship. He lived a life free from want, while millions starved. "The Great Leader" was hemorrhoid free: he was a perfect ass hole.

  39. list of deaths 2011 by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    Mohammar Khadaffi
    Steve Jobs
    Kim Jong Il

    wait, I can't list them all...

    !

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:2011_deaths

    1. Re:list of deaths 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      [X] Kim Jong Il
      [X] Gaddafi
      [X] Osama Bin Laden
      [X] Steve Jobs
      [ ] Internet Explorer

    2. Re:list of deaths 2011 by Megane · · Score: 1

      [X] Duke Nukem Forever

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  40. Dear leader is now dead leader by EDinWestLA · · Score: 1

    Rather talk about Vaclav Havel if we're talking about recent passing of leaders.

  41. The truth is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice to have something to compare capitalist democracy to.

  42. Bobby Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. Don't you mean... by atari2600a · · Score: 1

    ...the glorious Great Leader Kim Jong-Il sacrificed his life to the betterment of the great Democratic People's Republic of Korea? Actually, this kinda sucks in a selfish kind of way because I was hoping to eventually save up $3-4K to buy a touring package in North Korea during the Summer Games just so I can be one of the token few that's toured a Stalinist regime; now the country's gonna democratize & there'll be none left...

  44. I hope for unification by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I hope for unification and rebirth for the Koreas as we haven't seen since the Germanies.

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    1. Re:I hope for unification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think the Chinky's will stand for that.

    2. Re:I hope for unification by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, the Chinese government's public opinion is that they wouldn't mind a peaceful unification. They don't seem overly amused by NK's antics over the past few years and they can probably think of something else they'd rather do with the money they're spending to prop up NK.

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    3. Re:I hope for unification by compro01 · · Score: 1

      "Economically disastrous" seems like a good description of any unification of North and South Korea. East and West Germany were much closer to on par economically than North and South Korea are.

      East Germany had about 2/3rds the GDP and 1/4 the population of West Germany. Averaged out, the unification cut their GDP, compared to West Germany, by about 7.4%. Even 20 years later, Germany still has to pour about $150 billion per year into the eastern states for infrastructure projects, in addition to massive tax breaks on investments.

      North Korea has about 1/20th the GDP and 1/2 the population of South Korea. Averaged out, a unification would cut their GDP, compared to South Korea, by about 45%. That would kick their economy from being a little below the average of the EU down to about Russia.

      Unless someone in North Korea can pull off some crazy economic revitalization or the entire damn world puts their back into it and throws container ships full of money at them, I really doubt we'll be seeing unification happen anytime soon.

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    4. Re:I hope for unification by msobkow · · Score: 1

      These are nations which have seen families divided by an artificial border for decades. If it's put to a vote, I think their hearts will win out over the economics, and they'll want to see their own families again.

      Some things aren't about money. Nationalism and family are among those "not money" things.

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    5. Re:I hope for unification by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I said unification is unlikely, not that allowing (controlled) movement across the border is.

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  45. Re:china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuf by PPH · · Score: 1

    Too bad Jobs couldn't help them out with their engineering. Apple products actually work.

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  46. Kim Jong II by Trogre · · Score: 2

    So is it now time for Kim Jong III to take the throne?

    Ill hear No Ill spoken of sans-serif fonts, thank you.

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    1. Re:Kim Jong II by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      That has seriously always bothered me. All those years of teachers bitching about penmanship and how important it is to be able to read the letters, and I can't tell the difference between an L and an i! Seriously though, Why is it so hard to add the two little horizontal lines! And don't get me started on the goddamned pipe ( | ), that egotistical bastard of a character.

  47. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by martas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can hear the sound of wailing outside.

    You know, that's pretty fucking depressing. Not Kim's death, that's a reason to celebrate; but much like when Stalin died, it's really fucked to see the people actually, honestly mourning... Makes you wonder about a few things, doesn't it?

  48. If only they had oil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear a bunch of US soldiers have suddenly found themselves with time on their hands.

  49. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They stepped up border guards to make it look like, without Kim's glorious presence, they are more likely to be attacked. It will be used to justify more totalitarian action in the country.

  50. Re:china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuf by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

    Damn you and your pro-Apple propaganda! How did you know I hate cats?!

  51. Western Capitalism v State Communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Under State Communism, the elite declare that they own as much as possible so the population are turned into desperate slaves. There are a dwindling few in the middle who insist that life is dandy under State Communism because they were intelligent, unscrupulous and obeisant enough to get ahead, and that "at least it's not like Western Capitalism" where people are left to wither. Man exploits man.

    Under Western Capitalism, the elite declare that they own as much as possible so the population are turned into desperate slaves. There are a dwindling few in the middle who insist that life is dandy under Western Capitalism because they were intelligent, unscrupulous and obeisant enough to get ahead, and that "at least it's not like State Communism" where people are forced to work. Man exploits man.

    At least when we see news reports about how great our country is/isn't we can go around and check to see how much the media is lying. We have to be very unchoosy in where we visit in order to get a full picture, and few of us are willing to do that - it takes time and is sometimes quite dangerous - but at least we can obtain some approximation. None of us know much about NK at all beyond obvious Western propaganda and occasional isolated reports. Yet we are much quicker to assume and to condemn than to campaign for more information. Isn't it so easy to say, "Guy X in Arabia/Asia is evil because I have a tweet saying so - let me retweet that and feel part of the neoliberation movement" ? Isn't it easy to assume that what occupies that power vacuum will be better - Mission has been Accomplished so many times over the past decade, hasn't it?

    1. Re:Western Capitalism v State Communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If NK were paying attention to effective Western propaganda, they'd portray the USA with videos of federal prison life, city gangs and homelessness. They'd frame "freedom of speech" in terms of what happens if you actually exercise that freedom to criticise your boss.

  52. Not so great by gustgr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The saddest thing is that probably each and every citizen -- be them old, young, children, ill, healthy -- will have (as in obliged) to pay his or her visit to the funeral in order to say a last good bye, in a country with a terrible winter and where artificial heating is a luxury only available to the great members of the party. Perhaps even a little sadder is knowing that absolutely nothing will change, for his son has been trained since his early years to take on daddy's position and keep up with the realm of terror, not to mention that the old military leaders who were by KJI's side the whole time still remain.

    The positive thing about his death to the citizens of North Korea is to show them that despite of what their government have been saying, their leaders are not deities nor special in any way, and are prone to die just like any other human. I wonder how his death is being explained to citizens -- perhaps they are being taught that the dearest leader ascended to the skies after fulfilling his role as a guide to humanity.

  53. Retaliatory mods! w00t! Point proven again! by pecosdave · · Score: 0

    You see you made me . I made a couple of statements on occasion about not liking Apples version of attempted lock-in, not acknowledging Linux exist, and some really crappy security policies that only hurt their users. See, I used to have a Mac. I found out I couldn't use USB or Firewire drives for any "multi-media" work. Apple insisted that only the internal drive be used, the more expensive one that's harder to replace and the one I really didn't want to wear out.

    Mentioning these very real and fair complaints got me moded down by fan boys every single time I made these non-trolling real remarks. I got the impression I was not allowed to make any disparaging statements about Apple no matter how slight, and I don't like being told what I can and can't do, especially when it's done by someone who has not earned my respect or a legitimate company or governmental superior position. Now I no longer have a Mac and I troll, because you made me and I can. I don't care if you share habitual offender and target remark information off-site so anyone with mod points can check the "fan boy alert" board so those with mod points know who to take out or not, I'm will continue to disparage Apple until the fan boys line up, apologize and admit to sharing targeting info, or until a good year or so passes without retaliation, one or the other, because you made me .

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  54. The world balancing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First we lose the great and the good in Havel, now we lose Kim. Talk about yin yang....

  55. http://www.korea-dpr.com by VlartBlart · · Score: 1

    I was just having a look at the *official" North Korean website and did a whois on it. Interestingly the domain was registered in Spain:

    Registrant:
      korea-dpr.com #29996
            Alejandro Cao de benos de Les Perez (vientian@hotmail.com)
            Calle President Companys 4-8
            Torredembarra -Tarragona ,43830
            ES

    1. Re:http://www.korea-dpr.com by slart42 · · Score: 2

      I was just having a look at the *official" North Korean website and did a whois on it. Interestingly the domain was registered in Spain:

      Registrant:

        korea-dpr.com #29996

              Alejandro Cao de benos de Les Perez (vientian@hotmail.com)

      This Alejandro Cao de benos de Les Perez guy is apparently one of very few foreign supporters of North Korea, who has been enthusiastic enough to work his way up to having an official position of representing the country online, and running the official web site. He used to have a forum on that site, where they five other foreign supporters of DPRK could write about their love for the dear leader, but it has been closed down a couple of years ago. Maybe it was too much work keeping it clean from critical voices and trolld.

      Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Cao_de_Benos_de_Les_y_Pérez

    2. Re:http://www.korea-dpr.com by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Hmm, seems the poor little server couldn't cope. I can't seem to connect right now.

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  56. Who modded this drivel insightful? by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "don't like China because it is communist,"

    Well there's a well thought out argument. FWIW china hasn't been communist for over a decade now - its actually the closest thing to a capitalist dictatorship the world has right now.

    "and because they are working hard to steal American jobs, American tech, and they are working hard to dominate American interests."

    Oh right, so the chinese forced american companies to outsource all their menufacture to china did they? It had nothing to do with greedy CEOs wanting to save a quick buck and screw whatever US jobs it cost or what knock-on effect it may have on the economy just so they could "raise shareholder value" - and coincidentaly collect a fat bonus for doing it did it? And same CEOs having outsourced blue collar work are not happily outsourcing white collar work to india. I suppose thats the indians fault is it?

    You need to look closer to home for the reason china is in the ascendent. I would say the USA has economically shot itself in the foot but its actually closer to having blown its entire leg off.

    1. Re:Who modded this drivel insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to look closer to home for the reason china is in the ascendent. I would say the USA has economically shot itself in the foot but its actually closer to having blown its entire leg off.

      When Americans were crucified, they didn't need legs if they knew they'ld never need to land ever again. Xerox was first to outsource and move over to China where it began with first constructing 17 Xerox buildings back in the '70's to continue developing their technology while America moved-on to something better (that I don't know about). At what point does America deem their outsourced companies as reason of obsolete but good for developing nations? Americans still have a corrupt government and corrupt courts that it NEEDS all the old standards that it outsourced.

  57. Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the US doesn't have the best track record for placing people in power in foreign governments

    The business of regime-change has raked billions of dollars through the business of government. At the top of the pyramid, it doesn't matter where the money comes from or where it goes. What matters is that it passes through your hands, giving you the opportunity to exploit that cash flow for personal gain.

    You're not in the business of government, are you?

    Oh, and by the way, please refer to the US government as the US government, not "the US" or "America". It is clear now more than ever that the people and the government are two very different entities.

  58. Re:Respectfully Team America, F#@K Yeah! by GregC63 · · Score: 1

    How you like me now, Hans Blix?!?!

  59. K.J.I. braindead since 1971, mummified since 1999 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but it didn't make any difference.

  60. Re:It's a huge tract of land by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    to build a resort, hotel, infrastructure which promptly flops, has its assets seized, or attracts appalling publicity and then flops and has its assets seized.

    Do any of them catch fire and sink into swamps?

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  61. Call me crazy by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Informative
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    1. Re:Call me crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Americans are too dumb to understand the difference between 120 and millions.

      Hell, judging by traffic around here lately, most people are too dumb to understand preschool concepts like "sharing" and "taking turns."

      We're going to burn the whole country down. We don't deserve to have one. We're too stupid.

  62. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by coder111 · · Score: 1

    Well, to be fair Stalin was a brutal bastard who killed millions of his own people and enslaved more, but he did win the war, and he did transform Russia from a 3rd world country to an influential and powerful empire with huge military. So in a way it was possible to justify it all by saying all those people were sacrificed in the name of glory for the mother Russia. Even though same changes probably would had happened without Stalin, and with less gruesome deaths.

    Now what "glorious" did the Kim Jong Il do, I don't know. Unlike his dad he didn't fight a war. His economic policies sucked. The power and influence of his country sucks. There just was no glory in any of it.

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  63. This leads to a question... by Millennium · · Score: 1

    Might one suppose that Kim Jong-Il might actually have been dead for a few weeks, instead of less than a day, and this is just the public announcement? It might explain Burma/Myanmar's sudden change of heart: they were fleeing the sinking ship.

    (Not that I seriously believe this, but making up conspiracy theories is fun).

  64. Re:"He starved millions of his own people to death by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm really regretting posting earlier instead of moderating this discussion. A ridiculous bit of hyperbole with a preemptive ad hominem? No wonder you posted AC. Unfortunately, several idiots actually moderated you up, making me reconsider living on this planet anymore.

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  65. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by Millennium · · Score: 2

    The man had a cult of personality, and this is what cults of personality do. The same happened for Stalin, Mao, and Kim Il-Sung. It'll probably happen for Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez too, when they die.

  66. Re:"He starved millions of his own people to death by mcgrew · · Score: 2

    Yes, there is hunger in the US, but I have yet to hear of anyone here strving to death like they are in North Korea.

  67. test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ignore me please

  68. testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    testing

  69. Another one bites the dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good riddance

  70. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

    More likely to physically demonstrate the continuity of a powerful government to the people, especially to those who may have been secretly waiting for the transition period to launch a revolt.

  71. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by Renevith · · Score: 1

    What makes you think it's honest, or that it's mourning for Kim Jong-Il?

    In the absurdist documentary The Red Chapel, the director speculates that when their North Korean guide starts crying at the monument to Kim Il-Sung, she is actually crying for her relatives who died under his policies.

  72. Kim Jong Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to be outdone by Jesus, we will learn that Kim Jong has " risen " from the grave a few days from now to continue leading his country. He will hereafter be known as the Enlightened Kim Jong II. :|

  73. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Even though same changes probably would had happened without Stalin, and with less gruesome deaths.

    I'm very emphatically opposed to ideology that Stalin represented, but I'm not so sure that Soviet Union could win WW2 without his brutal policies. It's not even about his command during the war, which was basically very bad in the first year, then gradually improving as he learned his mistakes (unlike Hitler, who could never accept that he could be less than perfect in military planning). It's more about the whole rapid industrialization that he put the country through, at the expense of many lives - collectivization was done largely to supply the cities (that were driving industrialization) with food by robbing the peasants, and is largely responsible for Holodomor. The end result, however, was that by 1941, USSR could churn out rifles, tanks and aircraft at such speed that, even with a significant chunk of its productive territory occupied, it could out-produce Germany and thereby win the war. Without industrialization, Russia would remain an agrarian country, and would likely be easy victim during the war.

  74. LONG HAIL KIM JONG IL by Dainsanefh · · Score: 1

    and his country for bringing us countless MMO's such as MapleStory and Lineage, and soap opera such as Dae Jang Geum.

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  75. Now we're gonna die ... by puddles · · Score: 1

    The US is going to come and kill our babies too (among other propaganda, no doubt).

  76. Re:china is pro NK so when you buy your apple stuf by funky_vibes · · Score: 1

    But how can I donate to NK without buying shitty apple stuff?

  77. getting things done by epine · · Score: 1

    A good dictator is better than a good democracy, because the dictator is more easily able to get things done.

    Attribution bias is a core value in religious and political alignment. On the right: belief in The man or The Man (specifically The man claiming to represent The Man). On the left: the Buddist concept of the great oneness. On the far left: git and the great maintainer. Get your own bag.

    The dictator is more able to get the kinds of things done we credit to a single man, but not much else. A Stanford leadership podcast says that in the management literature you find that a leader gets 50% of the credit or blame, but contributes only 15% to the final outcome.

    Much of the point of the invisible hand metaphor is that a lot gets done in markets where you can't easily point to any one person to assign all the credit/blame. I also recently learned that Adam Smith tossed off the phrase "invisible hand" in passing, and that his acolytes elevated it to the level of faith-based market economics.

    For many people, knowing who to blame is more important that getting things done (or the right things done), even if The man blamed is exempt from consequence, but the blamee pays with his blood and kin.

    When the Germans voted Hitler into power, they weren't looking forward into the Palantir at the mass rape of the mothers, sisters, and wives by the Russian hordes bent on retribution. No, they voted him in because of their frustration and the sense that he could get things done. A little more heed to outcome rather than credit/blame, we'd have fewer of these people around. They start small. Soon you find yourself in uniform with a man behind you instructed to shoot you if you take one step back. You hate the regime you're fighting for, but that hatred is never more than 10 seconds away from an anonymous, unmarked grave. The only question is whether it will be a solitary grave in the ditch on some dirt road, or if you'll have plenty of company among the bone fields of Stalingrad.

    1. Re:getting things done by Millennium · · Score: 1

      When the Germans voted Hitler into power, they weren't looking forward into the Palantir at the mass rape of the mothers, sisters, and wives by the Russian hordes bent on retribution. No, they voted him in because of their frustration and the sense that he could get things done.

      And this, as I pointed out, is what makes a bad dictatorship so much worse than a bad democracy. The ability to get things done cuts both ways, and a dictatorship is at the mercy of the dictator's whims. The inefficiency inherent in a democracy is only a hindrance when the times are already good: when things turn sour it becomes a surprisingly effective safeguard.

      A little more heed to outcome rather than credit/blame, we'd have fewer of these people around.

      Would you, I wonder? "A little more heed to outcome" reduces to the ends justifying the means, which could be argued as an even greater catalyst for cases like this.

  78. Devil's Advocate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the original poster, BTW.

    Why do you think free speech is good for the humankind, overally?

    Well, this is basic civics, I'm surprised you didn't learn this somewhere. You might want to pick up a good book about governments and learn this basic stuff.

    Put down the jingoism and pick up a book about the Socratic method. You missed a great opportunity to discuss the idea in favor of just posturing over it. The question is worth thinking about, and if the answer is obvious, then it should either be easy to explain without resorting to insults and rhetoric, or it's a sign that you haven't thought very deeply about the matter.

    We can demonstrate empirically that democracies overall have been better for humankind, this is history.

    Can we? Step back for a second and realize that democracy, in it's modern-state form with support for free speech, is only a few centuries old. That's a blip in the eye of history, and it's one that has taken place in a small, historical technological window which made decentralized form of government possible. That perfect storm after the printing press, rifles, & cannon but before mechanized standing armies, pervasive surveillance, and NBC weaponry. Back when it was safe and reasonable for the common man to have just as much firepower as their government and when the shield anonymity married with ease of spreading ideas. Will that last?

    And has it been better for people? Certainly so far! (I'd say.) But will that last in the upcoming age of homebrew bio-labs, ever more powerful methods energy generation, storage, & release methods in the hands of civilians, and the power of the internet to focus and unite radical extremists like Islamic terrorists, white power groups, and anti-government militants?

    It's hard to say.

    As the power of a single crazed individual to wipe out increasing numbers of people before being taken down grows, will that last factor make full free speech unworkable? Will the knowledge of how to kill people in job lots combined with virulent and hate-driven ideologies be allowed to proliferate unchecked? Does free speech need limits for the survival of mankind, and will is a government that restricts speech too much worse than one that restricts it too little in the long run? Is such a government even capable of surviving its own citizens -- either the killers within their ranks or the panicked masses who run screaming for safety in their wake?

    I'm personally biased towards greater liberty, but I wouldn't dismiss the other side out of hand. Societal stability has its merits.

  79. Re:Retaliatory mods! w00t! Point proven again! by indiechild · · Score: 1

    You couldn't use USB or Firewire drives on your Mac? Never heard of that one before.

  80. WBC are good people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    freedom. of. speach. Takes all kinds.

  81. Chuck Norris' motorcycle fires muffler-rockets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When he was in Delta Force. I bet he could bowl a 180 backwards with his eyes closed, and that explains why Kim could only bowl 300 yet neither open or close his eyes more than dental floss.

  82. Re:Retaliatory mods! w00t! Point proven again! by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I could, as long as I wasn't using music CD's or commercial DVD's.

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  83. Re:"He starved millions of his own people to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as I hear that some evil dictator is starving his people to death I remember another evil dictator who supposedly had WMDs north, south, east, and west of his country's capital city. They even have pictures.

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  85. DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES' REPUBLIC of Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More seriously, his son succeeding him as the Great Successor just shows that not only do the Communists lie when they describe their countries as Peoples’ Democracies (North Korea’s official name is Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea), but in this case, they’re even lying about being a republic. These are monarchies, plain & simple. The Kim dynasty in Pyongyang – Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il and now Kim Jong Wu.

    But this highlights another existential dilemma for this country, similar to East Germany in 1989. Countries like Poland, Hungary, Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Vietnam could all shed Communism and remain who they were. But once East Germany ceased to be Communist, it lost any rationale of being separate from West Germany, and ultimately merged. Same thing will sooner or later happen to Korea – South Korea is already the country people think of when they talk about Korea, so if North Korea ever sheds Communism, it would just merge into one Korea. Unless Beijing tries to stop it from happening, in which case, it won’t.

    Just wish that the Castros (both Fidel & Raul) as well as Chavez hit the bucket, sooner rather than later. For their countries, it should be easier – Cuba will remain Cuba, and Venezuela will remain Venezuela.

  86. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by coder111 · · Score: 1

    That's a question i have been asking myself as well.

    It depends on who would have been in charge and how well managed the county would have been without Stalin. Without his purges, the military would have been much more competent- he killed off the best commanders. The military commanders under Stalin suffered massive casualties while learning on the job during first two years after German invasion. Regarding collectivization- that REDUCED the food output- soviet union had food shortages until its very dissolution. Czars managed to feed the cities without collectivization and Holodomor. Using slave labour in gulags (for mining and logging) in Siberia also killed off so many inmates that I doubt it was really that profitable- better living conditions would have been only marginally more expensive and would have probably given better productivity through higher morale and lesser mortality.

    So in hindsight Soviet Union could have been much better managed between the wars. But hindsight is easy. Real question is if other people of the period who could have been in charge instead of Staling would have managed it better, and would they have been insightful or aggressive enough to build up enough military to win against Germany.

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  87. what a letdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when i saw the headline yesterday, i thought he died doing 69. if i had a choice, that's how i'd check out

  88. Re:Updates on the current situation insid North Ko by martas · · Score: 1

    Ah, good point. There's no way of knowing how prevalent true mourning for his death is. Still, I wouldn't be surprised if it was highly so, given all the propaganda and brainwashing, and some of the other stories people have told here about defectors' views of him.

  89. Re:"He starved millions of his own people to death by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Some are predisposed to believe the US is bad and I can't disabuse them from that belief. We took Iraq from Saddam Hussein and gave it back to their people, costing us near a trillion dollars and over 4,000 American lives we didn't have to spend. We could have kept it as a vassal, and milked its oil dry, but we didn't. We set the people free and went home. We probably shouldn't have. Saddam Hussein was a very bad man, but he wasn't the only one in Iraq. The Iraqi people don't want to be free, and they found a new tyrant even before we left. Genocide looks like their fate in the near term, and it's hard to escape blame for that now that we've put our boys in it. The individual people were better off as a slave state to the US, no matter how much they hated it, but they're going to like what they get now even less now that we're gone - even though just recently that was their greatest wish. Be careful what you wish for.

    Maybe it's best to not get involved in the middle east. They have issues that we, with our 250 year old country just don't understand. What do we know about a war that's gone on 5,000 years? Our whole country is as old as they would think is settling of a nice house, just the the foundation of a good church that might come to something some day. We don't even know what a good grudge is.

    And Afghanistan: I have to say this: for 5,000 years gleaning the fields of the fallen is Afghanistan's business model. They've been invaded by everybody, and it seems they've adapted to that quite well - so much so that they need to be invaded now and then because their economy is based on the dross of invading armies. They have no resources except that they're a desert on the road from somewhere to somewhere else. That's not a good country to attack.

    We need to express our care for their poor and help them as best we can, and get the heck outta there.

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